/tnt/ - Tournaments & Events

OC Anchor.

industrycucks nightmare.

Come Friar, it's time we show these furries the power of my hot cock.

Well prince john, somebody hasn’t been all nice this season, I think it’s time you break the ice and start talking haha
I. The Year without a Manuel (Gas Miser Song HD)
Say did you know that there IS wonderful patches of ice in Africa at the top of those mountains, it’s snow joke AH HAAAAHA

Guys help me out quick, I don't want to be paired up with a pony!
Somebody HELP!

YOU BLOODY BIRDBRAIN, THIS ISNT THE FROG I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE FACED OF AGAINST
>(Sire, these days a bird brain is said to be a complement)
WHATEVER….wait a minute! Hold on, this frog is none other than the holy one that struck down the count himself and unleashed the holy trips!! I guess you ARE a bird brain after all
>(Are us griffins even birds sire?)
You should know

>>175603
...........Hello, children..............
>............Would you like some candy?............

>>175609
>>175606
I forgot my image but I think you know my threat was clear!

The stupid bears, right?

>>175615
*wonders what the hell are they gonna do to drive them off*

Family Guy Opening sound effect

>>175606
me and my fellow Joker will be sure to fix her up for you but let's be serious this is the closest you'll ever be with a female ahahahahahhahahahahaha

>>175617
>We now return to The Flintstones on....
>We actually don't know what sane channel would be airing the Flintstones this day and age.

I'll give the reigns back to the actual Stewie and Brian anon now.

I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it's a comedy. This could've been us, Margaret, but you had to reject me and now twitter tourists call me a simp. But Twilight loves me for who I really am inside.
>Remember what you must do, Mordecai. To get Equestrian citizenship, you must kill everyone in your way who thinks human pussy is better than horse pussy. Kill them all, Mordecai.

>>175616
The answer is simple, nothing. I predict their laziness will be their downfall. Or you can just call the ranger on them

>>175623
And none of them are the 2 Stupid Dogs team

>CCJ vs SpyvSpy
please don't make me choose.

>serious nomination didn't qualify
>joke nomination did

This is... apropos, Sasha.
>Robin Hood and his lieutenant huh? We ain't so different.
A grand battle this will be - four mighty swordsmen and skirmishers clashing to decide who the real champion of the woods are!
>Yeah, and when we beat the merry men's furry asses they're joining OUR force.

>>175612
>>175618
>>175620

No seriously help me out guys, I don't want to be part of this!

bote brones :DDDDD

>>175630
Listen! The only stallion who's gonna fuck my sister is me! Got that!?

Abomination, vote!
>Isn't this like rigging, Amity?
It just got real, Luz.

>Monkey /biz/iness didn't make it in

Hey. You kids.
We don't have to fight.
Skillet and I are pretty much black rights advocates.
Like, if someone hired us to do a cartel execution of a black guy, we wouldn't do it.
Or if someone hired us to do a cartel execution of a white guy, we wouldn't do it.
Because we don't really do cartel executions.
But, you know. It's the thought that counts.
Yeah.

>Another year another tournament, huh Zé? Seems we're pitted against a few pirates this time around
>Ah yes, Donal' told me about them in the early 2000s, told me they though they going to be the next breakout stars for Disney at the box office. Man where they wrong.
>So, you have a history with pirates?
>Well, I mean piracy was a part of Brazil's early history and crea-
>Noooooo I mean have you ever been part of a pirate gang?
>Panchito, I was born in Rio in the 1900s, why would I be part of a pirate gang?
>I mean, you're a parrot and all? Don't pirates love having parrots tell them where gold is?
>I'm not that type of parr-
>If I ask them to feed you a cracker will you eat it?
>What? Panchito No that's humi-
>HEY SILVER AND SON! WANNA FEED MY POLLY A CRACKER? MAKE HIM BEG FOR IT AND HE MIGHT LEAD YOU TO YOUR TREASURE!
>Você me faz sentir falta da bicha que nos chamava de latinx...

Uh Ben, you want to help me out here? Half the reference these two have been making haven't been relevant since the Soviet Union fell.

>Check em for nanites again. I'm still not entirely convinced these aren't EVOs.

Here's the WWI flying ace and his faithful mechanic on...ANOTHER PLANET?! Woodstock, are you sure you're reading that map right?
>,,,,"". ,,,,,,,?
Huh...well, then, we press forward! Our opponents consist of a robot alien queen and one of her followers. Hey, a robot planet sounds like a great idea for a sci-fi novel! Take notes, Woodstock!
>"""""!

These are our opponents? But this is just an elderly woman and her granddaughter. I'm not sure how I feel about this…
>Uh Kim? Don't you fight a rich old guy and his son on a daily basis?
Oh…good point! Thanks for getting rid of some of the guilt Jen.

Meanwhile, beginning their journey just outside Frostbite Falls...
>And we're off!
>See, Rock is into this tourney for once because he hasn't had to strip down yet.
>C'mon, cut it out! Now, we're invited to face off against these two... superheros? I'm told they're superheros. They look like average teens to me.
>Y'know, Rock, they remind me a lot of us! They save the day and even look just like us.
>Bullwinkle, you can just say two humans look like us just because the taller one has brown skin and the shorter one has light skin, that's pretty offensive to them.
>Offensive? Sure, can't be worse then those Injun parodies we used to show, hey Rock? They got superpowers just like us too.
>We don't have any powers though?
>You fly.
>Yeah, but that's what flying squirrels do! It's in the name!
>But flying squirrels don't talk, do they?
>Well I mean, uh, no but...
>Exactly, Mr. Super Hero. So now that's settled, I see them now. You're ready to beat them up?
>Beat them up?!? Bullwinkle this isn't a good idea...
>TAKE THIS YOU MUTANT FREAKS!
>Not again...
Will our two heroes out of the mess they caused? Find out next time in: The Tag-Team Tussle

Oh, it started hours ago? I just got up from my nap so promise you won't laugh at me for wearing pajama pants on my first round. Norm is still doing laundry.

Carl, right? I see you brought your dog with you, is he a good boy? He seems very loyal to you unlike my father's Spitzenhound Only Son, and the way he's holding on to you reminds me of th- errrhh on second thought, I don't feel like doing a flashback today. Never mind!

The talking moose is attacking! I mean he's not doing any damage and it's kind of funny actually. But still, it's the principle of it!

>Don't worry, the way we go about is to not strike back. We'll just scare them off with one of my aliens. I just load up the Omnitrix, select Humongosaur, and slam it down for results.

[FLASH]

…Seriously Ben?

>Not. Another. Word.

>>175664
>See, now you got a fight at your own size Rocky!
>Ha-ha. Can we go one round without depreciating me? Now are you done putting on that stupid costume?
>Stupid? This makes me an official Marvel superhero. You know they are well loved here.
>Outside Spider-man they all do terrible because the one guy rigged it. And this isn't even a good Marvel series, they didn't even get the order of our names right!
>So pessimistic Rock. This will make all the difference. Now watch me take on this robotics guy. Up up and awahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

>>175667

>>175639
>...
>That's a lot of unpack there. Especially the "Disney" one
A lot of hosh posh, they're trying to distract us!
>I don't see how that's a distraction Mister Silver.
That's the element of distraction. They're trying get us lower our guard and then strike us in the-
>You don't know what they're talking about don't you?
No, I don't.

>>175666
It's just a hunch, but I'm starting to think moose aren't all that smart, even if they can talk.

>You don't need to be a Galvan to see that. Now what are we going to do before the Omnitrix times out?

Get on top of the squirrel's head, it would look so freaking funny. I even brought my phone to take a picture.

>Up yours Salazar.

Got to make tournament memories amigo.

Meanwhile at match 3
>Insult me again, or I will crush with every weight on my body!
Hey, don't blame for not trying to keep up with my groove! Go lose weight fatass!

Stand Out

>>175595
Aha! Remember our poster last year? Guess who's putting it to good use again.
>Not this spam again...
Now it's like the only option anyone can vote for is Witches Rule!
>I could just poof the ballots around you know.
No that's cheating... instead, it's like we're doing sneaky falseflags and psyops! That's what they call it here right?
>Not whatever you're doing...

>These beavers aren't so angry at all Cap. Still, we need to find a way to beat them if we want to move on to the tournament.
This reminds me of when I went hunting in my boyhood. I can build a cage and put some bait inside, then safely trap them without hurting them.
>You're not going to sell them off for pelts are you Steve?
Perish the thought Clark, I'm a card carrying preservationist. You might want to keep an eye on Alpha Flight however…

>>175678

Vaggie is thicc af

>>175598
GOD DAMN IT
HOW DO I VOTE FOR NEITHER

>>175687
Poor Little Dipper. Maybe you'd have a better shot of taking down the dads if you had Steven instead of Wirt.
…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M SORRY I COULDN'T EVEN HOLD IT IN FOR THE JOKE

>>175687
>POV: Dipper's moments before his death

>>175690
YOU DON'T NEED TO SPOILER THAT, SON!

Hey Space Ghost, I accidentally left the door open to the tournament. I think someone sneaked in but it won't be a problem you know? Whoever it was he doesn't have a partner to particip-
>>175591
Oh, crap.

Hey Donkey look, we're facing a giant crab and an old guy, and they like money.
>But we don't have any money; all we got are fur.
I bet their tears are rich gold; let's make them cry!

>the true tag teamers

The paint job is no longer a setback for me in order to win against the infiltrated government agents in this tag-team! Let's do this, Dale!

Is this the best earthlings can do? Send two decayed old men to fight us?
>From my point of view, it's their way of raising the white flag, my queen!
OH HOHOHOHOHOHO!

I have to admit I'm disappointed. Commander, wake me up when our opponent is an actual threat to our empire.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............

>>175700
My queen? Oh dear not this again...

>>175619
...Right, so when does Krillin show up? The episodes about to end.
>Y’know, I think the team name didn’t actually have anything to do w-
>"Hey guys, sorry I’m late! I was training with Goku but I got your signal and I’m here to help!"
>"About time, Krillin! Barney’s been stuck for ages!"
There he is, Brian! I knew it!
>Well I’ll be damned.

Yeah, Yeah, Pink Panther and Snagglepuss might've been cool back then.
But are they THIS cool?

>Zorak, Zorak, look! I met new friends! They call themselves the Super Pickle Bros! Like those plumber bros except they are cooks!
*blink* Idiot! You just welcomed them to your house, what are we gonna do now that you exposed our evil plan!
>Oh, that's easy! We will defeat them by breath holding competition! Whoever falls to the floor first, wins! How does that sound?
*blink* Sounds like the stupidest plan and yet it could still work. I hate pickles and I am green myself.

So, Mr. Sportacus, since I'm your new neighbor, whaddya say I provide some propane to power that airship of yours? My buddy Mr. Surfer is able to travel galaxy-wide with it, so I reckon you'd be able to exercise in the cosmos too.

I wonder how things went so wrong
I turned around and he was gone
Where's Frieza?
Now I'm searching for a little sign
A pile of corpses he left behind
'Cause I'm so lonely all the time
Oh, where has Frieza gone?
It tortures me all night and day
Where's Frieza?
What could have made you run away?
Where's Frieza?
What can I say, what can I do?
Please let me make it up to you
I want to hear your glorious HOHOHO
Oh, where has Frieza gone?

>>175602
Do you really think any woman can resist the voices of angels? https://files.catbox.moe/h0qgha.mp4

>>175696
I hear ya, and look at those cowboys. Hmm... cowboys. You know they were set up by the FBI in order to move Indians off their land? That's what John Redcorn told me. Well, he didn't mention the FBI, but I think it's pretty likely that they had a hand in it. Tell me, Sticks, have you ever seen an Indian just living their life like they did 500 years ago? That's what I thought.

>So, wanna get up and actually do something for the tournament?
>Mmh... Give me 5 minutes...

>>175693
...is he gone? I think he's gone. Okay, crisis averted, thanks to yours truly of course! Now, time for our first guests of the tournament, who are worshiped as gods! I should be worshiped as a god, what do you think, Moltar? Could you imagine a tribe of people kneeling and praying to me, giving me all of their faith and party subs? It would be glorious!

>>175670
Not even a psychiatrist would be able truly decipher what goes on in the minds of chaotic meta birds

Heathcliff is cheering.

>>175719

>>175595
Gentlemen... BEHOLD! Non sequitar OC to get you to vote for Assholish Adult Swim Duo!

so where's that blue bird and purple pony? gee what's next a gay gagne?

>>175595

>>175710
I heard the horse one even has an alter-ego of sorts called "El Kabong", something that helps him be identified by his fellow government agents! The little one must have a secret codename as well! I'll keep an eye on both of them!

...

>>175733
Again and again and again until you learn to know and love it.

>>175704

Your house? For your information, this is our house! I have no time for your childish games, now get out of here!

>>175738
*blink* See? I told you they were going to figure out our evil plan. How do we hide the fact we clogged their toilet with an explosive fish? Now it's time for plan B!
>Yay! Plan B! Say it involves all the Coke we spilled on the floor?
Yes except change Coke for gasoline and you get the right equation, and to solve it *lights a match* we need a little spark. Don't get any closer! Or we all die here!
>Yay we're all gonna die!

>>175595
Some doodles cannot escape from the Paper-man!

post funnies

>>175712
Umm.. Space Ghost last time you did that they ended up storming you off their planet. Remember the Herculoids? They were kind of assholes because you were a bigger one to those two kids and their possum, or was it a monkey?

>>175742
We got one; American food.

>>175739

This is getting ridiculous! Hey Stu, do you have some sort of invention to get rid of these obnoxious aliens?
>Why yes bro, I got my good ol' robot boxing buddy that will give them a nice clean fight.
Perfect, quick activate that thing so we can beat the shit out of these buffoons!

>>175743
don't know

>>175747
*blink* Too late for that, old man. Quick, jump out the window! *drops match causing the entire bathroom to explode, leaving nothing behind, except Zorak and Brak running the fuck away while still engulfed in flames*
>Thank you for inviting us over your house, my best friend Max Goof told me you did!
Forgot to add, Max Goof sends his regards, Drew.

Come on, Vaggie, they don't look THAT bad. They are just a couple of friends looking for a place to stay just for a little while.
>Charlie, it's not that I don't trust you but, I heard bad things about that scotsman and I rather we let the samurai in the hotel over him

>>175737
he's Religious, you can't rape the willing

Can you believe it, that snake and lion really didn’t even have a chance to talk it out after all, guess they got cold feet ahh haa
>Oh I’m very disappointed, why I wanted to see his reaction when I burned his castle and riches down. Must’ve burned alive, now what?
Well we could just have a ice conversation instead huahahahah
>Oh shut that glacier mouth of yours, surprised you’re not all burned out after all that
Redesign your Miser

>>175697
Oh, great to see a man of culture around here. It all comes naturally to me because I'm so awesome, you know. Our opponents even had to rip off my stylish blue looks to stand a chance. And I could do anything that "Megabrain" guy can do but better. Supervillainy? I was a villain in the superhero spoof episode. Presentation? I know all about it, I directed a few hit movies in my time. And whatever he's done in these tournaments? I could do it with my eyes closed.

...Frankie, you can stop making these weird threatening gestures at me. Like I said, I could basically eat him alive. Really put my money where my mouth is. I can already smell our victory coming.

Our opponent is... eating them.
And then he's gonna eat us...

>>175766

I cannot live in a world without Frieza, so I killed myself. Ask me anything

>>175745
Tch, please, the Herculoids were too stupid to understand just how amazing I am. They didn't deserve to worship me. Now, apparently our opponents are gods of the mysterious place El Dorado. Hm, sounds Mexican, and I hate Mexico. Their food is disgusting! I say we just blast the whole country, what do you say, Moltar?

>>175770
What's it like being the Legendary Super Fairy because you're gay for Slurpza?

>>175713
Oh? Is that a challenge you're trying to behest on me? I'd be mighty obliged to partake.
>Silver? You're a psychiatrist?
Nah, Jimbo. Even better!
*Changes the cybernetic hand equipment*
A Urologist!

>>175773
I had to endure hours of him explaining how much he wanted to kill himself, although the beer was nice I guess.
>>175772
To crush my enemy's head with my thighs. I'm referring to Lute btw.

Alright Sully, looks like we got ourselves a kid to scare off but watch out for his dad, okay?
>Got it, this won't be very hard!
C'mon man, more pushing and less talking.

Oswald get the boats ready, we'll be delivering canned dog to China soon

>>175595
>(Lumpy could've sworn they'd just finished painting this Menhir. Why was it suddenly Pink now?)

>>175783
>While I appreciate you giving us your vote, please don't spitevote or call other teams ugly or shit. Let's run a clean tournament without the usual shitflinging that makes things less fun.

>>175776
Ah, mr pirate urologist sir? I appreciate the offer but I think my language might be misunderstood. My good friend is a cock, but we don't have what you westerners call a "cock". In fact I don't wear pants.

>>175781

Sorry man, but you're gonna have to keep up with my groove first!

>>175756

Oh hi, good to see my loving fans helping me dish out the old man Drew like a weak little boomer. Good job guys!

>>175672
>Aw Rock, you and that little alien guy look so cute together! We should get this framed for the house back home
>...

>>175795
your grove will just be just like everything else, crushed under my WEIGHT

>>175791
YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE COCKS?! I WAS ONLY RIGGING FOR YOU BECAUSE I WAS HOPING YOU'D FUCK GWEN WITH YOUR BBCS WHILE SHITTING ALL OVER LOONA ONCE YOU WON! THAT'S IT, RIGGING FOR JIM AND SILVER NOW! I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT SILVER HAS THE BIGGEST AND BLACKEST COCK IN THIS TOURNAMENT! DISNEYFAN01 SHOWED ME LONG JOHN SILVER'S LONG SCHLONG!

>>175595
Monday

Okay so at the end, I managed to get Rowley as my partner once again but honesty, I can't really expect much. That Wimpy guy doesn't really look like the type of guy who would be the best partner for me, but who am I to complain here?

So anyways, our first opponents are a couple of supervillains of some sort and....they're probably the worst type of villains I ever see. Like Dr. Domino, Paper Man; come on! I seen far more threatening villains in some of Manny's cartoon shows than these guys.

Oh well, better get this over with before I lose my mind over the domino guy's lecture on whatever he's even talking about.

>>175783
Listen buddy, the only one that can use me as a spitevote is me, but I don't use me as a spitevote because you should always be voting for me regardless of if the other guys are pissing you off because I and to a lesser extent my partner are great. And how dare you say my team has no sex appeal. Have you not listened to our lovely love song? https://files.catbox.moe/h0qgha.mp4 Women also love me so much, I was turned into a marketable plushie for them to sleep with. I bet you don't have a marketable plushie for women to sleep with, do you? You virgin.

do not vote for the Decepticons