/tnt/ - Tournaments & Events

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Alright Ruby, let's get to work...

Lets go and show our swordsmanship to some randos, shall we Jack?

>Doomguy will fuck the bisexuality out of Charlie and turn her straight in front of Vaggie

Well Leon, I guess we have to go up against a detective and a monarch. I hope you're ready for this.

To answer the anon last thread, yeah I do have Leon and Judy to support. However, I'm not a person of many ideas for SFM. If the Judyanon is around I hope he can share an idea for SFM.

Look at this, We're up against some infamous... characters to say the least.

N+N=wiNNer material
never was there a simpler formula

I can't believe I'm dealing with some third rate CIA agent... Just my luck... But I'll keep us safe from the IRS, Joker. That way, you can "do your thing."

Damnit Ase! You're not getting in the damn tournament no matter who you pretend to be!

Whoa! It seems we've run into a pair of gunslingers! Are you-a raring to go, Popeye?

>>114076
Oh look at there! We're going with the reapers themselves. I'd best be on my best behalf to not see meself slum-
>Sees who we might face next round

>>114076
>entering the text at the end isn't necessary
Not entering the text.

Well, I didn't make it in this time. Guess I'll go do whippets with Jecka now.

>Alex, Alex, and Alex
>Black Cats with Swords being the prime coompicks of the tournaments
>Dipshit vs DTVAshit
Don't know about you guys but I love this tournament already.

Well if it isn't my rival Wario uh, actually do you have a last name?

>>114099
ERIKA!!!
ALERT YA GODDAMN RIGGERS. WE'RE GOING FULL SAIL AT THIS SON OF A RAGGED WHORE. WE AIN'T LETTING LIVESEY GO FREE THIS TIME.

WHOLE LOTTA EFFORT WILL BE SPENT TO GET THIS SHIP MOVING, WE'RE GOING TO ELIMINATE THEM DOWN!!!

Senor Meta Knight, it's time we show these couple of gordos a taste of our fury!
>Gordos? These don't look like Go...oh, I see what you are saying. Okay Sir Puss, now we engage in battle! En garde!

>>114097
I ams who I am, and I'm always ready to tussle! Times for some man-to-man roughhousing!

Morrigan you go look for the Sue as for me, I'm about to keep a promise

>>114094
Look, all I did was steal Olivier's outfit, I didn't steal his skin tone! I don't think you can even do that. Wait, he did give me this though... hmm...

Announcer: And now it's time for WWE with Vince, the part of the show where Vince comes out and hosts a wrestling match.

Isn't it weird that sidekicks are with one another instead of their respective leaders? I mean, you could say it's weird I'm a leader participating without my team, but at least with me everyone can see I'm here to keep Ragna in line.

Anyway, duck guy, can you show me your plane? I wonder if it has any cool guns installed...

>>114090
This is pretty hard since I'm not really familiar with both Umineko and The Venture Bros. Maybe we should wait and see what they have to say first.

I'm not home right now but later I want to draw something funny with the cats

What was that about being the Disney "bvll" Dipper?

This looks like a villainous bunch. As King, it is only right that I silence them.

*Erma waves hello to the knight and the man in the hazmat suit (At least I think it's a hazmat suit)*
>Ooh...we better keep on our toes, Erma, these guys are really popular, and might get some extra votes for the fight.

>>114105
Oh don't worry, I've got the men for the job, although...
Hey, Silver, I remember that scientist guy from that villains tournament I was in last year. Maybe I should just rig Livesey out now so we can face him instead next. Oh, the look on his face when he sees me again... it'd be hilarious!

Hey, Husk. I think I'm going beat up these fluffy bitches that look like you wearing wigs. You sure they aren't your cousins? Friends? Distant relatives?

>>114125
Hold on. They have not even done anything yet. Or are you like Rou and are able to sense evil or such?

>>114117
Archibald: (O.S.) Just a moment! Wait, stop talking! (music stops, and Archibald Asparagus shows up with a piece of paper) Excuse me, I have an announcement! (clears throat, and reads out the paper) "Because of the high standards we on this show strive to adhere to, and as a result of the disastrous outcome of the degenerate poop incident, management has decided to review compositions from other performers for this segment. Several songs were screened and we chose one based on the applicant's sense of artistry and all-around propriety." Thank you. (puts down the paper and dashes off)

(Vince looks confused)

Vince: So what are you saying?

Archibald: (O.S) I'm saying (onscreen) WWE is canceled until further notice. (walks away)

Vince: (looks behind) Oh, yeah?! Well, then how am I supposed to get out?

Archibald: (O.S.) I'm sure you'll figure something out.

>>114131
(pea worker shows up and pulls out the new title card; it shows Mr. Lunt without his hat in a purple and red robe and dark hair; the background is pink with the title "Love Songs with Mr. Lunt")

Announcer: (clears throat) And now it's time for Love Songs with Mr. Lunt, the part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out and sings a love .

>>114118
Keep me in line? You're the one jumping all around me trying to take a peek at my weapon.

>>114093
Terumi, I'm CIA.

Are we back to Sauria? Or are these mutants really too similar to the lizards in there? No matter, keep them away from us!

>>114098
Friday Night Funkin' - Perfect Combo - Tankman Update [HARD] (Newgrounds Ver.)

>>114131
>WWE is canceled until further notice
Exactly what the CEO of that evil fucken company deserves.

>>114127
Ye mean to say that Walrus of man that puts me to shame? Well, if yous got a plan, then proceed into it. We need to get that Livesey eliminated as quick as possible, his presence is a totem of bad luck for us!
>Looks at the double reapers
Ain't talking about you two brainless bones.

I have arrived.

Our first enemies, Arthas, appears to be a clown and one of his summoned devils. Your light should prove effective on the latter, but the jester can be left to me.

>>114146

>>114097
>Hey, Mario! What're ya doing here? You're supposed to be at that crossover!
Luigi, can you believe it?! They chose the 64 Mario instead of me! I ain't all just "It's-a-me!" and "Let's-a-go!" I got more to offer!
>I can kinda see why, no offense. That Vinny fellow kinda gave us a bad reputation

The Adventures of Mario and Luigi (Episode 3)

What?! We never said that! Why I oughta...!

C'mon Yoshi, I wanna see what zombie tears taste like.
>YOSHI!!!

Where's Eddy and Wario? I noticed they've been silent for quite a bit.

>>114139
You're right. These sewer mutants are like, really disgusting. Get them away from us please.

>>114144
The funnier bit is that they shared writers at one point. I'm well aware that they are kind of rule bendy though and don't expect them to get far.

>>114089
>>114090
shit the cops after us, Battler what did you do to get them after us?
>don't start accusing me of any crimes, the thing I remember doing was winning a loser tournament
wait you had that thing too? who's bright idea was it to- never mind, MINIONS! your Mighty Monarch demands you to help stop these cops pursuing us so we can advance to victory
>>114092

>Dr Livesey paired up with Simon Belmont using a meme redraw that makes him look like Dr Livesey
>Literally just two Eggmans as a team
>Both are facing off against each other in the first round
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Randomized

COOL TRIANGLE FACTS FEATURING
YUNG VENUZ
>Yung Venuz is cool.
>Yung Venuz likes money and has a lot of it.
>Yung Venuz is a gun god.
>Yung Venuz is verified.

BILL CIPHER
>Bill Cipher is sexy.
>Bill Cipher is acute.
>Bill Cipher likes chaos and causes a lot of it.
>Bill Cipher DOMINATES Dipper (aka Dipshit).

>>114099
If you don't excuse my prying, you've noticed we're both facing teams that are essentially bone puns?

>>114121

>All Time Greatest Sidekicks
>This is Like ___ At ___
>Great Advice
>Speed Force
>The People's Heroes
>/co/ast to /v/oast
>Angry Critics
>Texas Twosome
>When FAITH Endures
>Mystical Mischief (coin flip)
>Frog and Anne Against the World!
>DOUBLE NIGGER
>Divine Wolves
>Tales from Feudal Japan
>Those Damn Cats
>Star Spangled Commandos
>REALITY - SOCIETY
>Nigger Buff
>Mr Numbers and Son
>Sly Robbin
>Thickheaded Stooges
>Vampire Killing Vampires
>Lazy and Meen
>Claw Enforcement
>Helluva Hounds
>John 8:24
>The Irken-Furon Alliance
>
>Mean Green Fighting Machines
>Damn Mama
>Megatronnebone
>Stay Fresh and Roll Out
>Marvel vs. Capcom
>Rich Witches (coin flip)
>Mike Tyson
>Spirits of Vengeance
>Rookie Cops Turned Professionals
>The Brewdrinkers
>Reporters on the Scene
>Is THAT The Support Beam to The HoUsE
>Teenage Robot Story
>C.O.V.
>Red Hen Redemption
>Corrupted Disney Magic (coin flip)
>Symbiotic Parasitism
>Fate of Two Worlds
>Duck Hunt Season
>Striking for Riches
>Dream Diary BBQ
>Aperture Locomotives
>Spectral Experiments
>Complete Conquest
>Groovy Canines
>Cowboys and Indians
>A Spooky and Hellish Gamble
>Kong Pow
>Superior Tech
>Atomic Comrades
>Fastest Team in History
>CHAOS
>The Mutineers
>Christian Medicine
>Interstellar Saviors
>American Dream Team

Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it and WHERE THE FUCK IS NERD? I'm not reviewing bad nostalgic cartoons AND shitty games all alone.

>>114076
Cumanon, can you change Redemption or Death's pic for this one?

>>114147
If it is a demon, then using Frostmourne to test its future efficacy against Mal'ganis sounds wiser.

I'll be back with quickly made cat yaoi later. Have some stuff to do. But I will be back here to help support my team.

>>114159
Not even zombies or umbrella? Or fucking Wesker? Look just make my job easier on you and just put the hands behind your head. Don't bother offering your wife, I'm sure don't want to become a goddamn drug addict or something.
>>114119
Battler is gonna be a tough one. The pussy orchestrated this moment so I couldn't use my powerful program to mock him.

>>114169
True. Very well, I will not stop you, Prince. Wield the runeblade as you wish.

>>114166
heeey, I remember you!

>>114143
On it. I'm not exactly a fan of doctors either. There was this one doctor on Rokkenjima that always got on my nerves. Luckily, he's history. I guess dying sucks too, but I'm a witch, I can just come back at the beginning of the next tournament, kinda like the bonehead with the accent over there.

>>114125
(A young soldier belonging to Bison rushes into his quarters)

M-Master Bison! A young woman has taken out the guards!
>Interesting...tell me more about this. It better be a good reason as to why you barged in uninvited.
Well, she was wielding a sword, and she claimed to be...the King Artoria Pendragon?
>HA! She may be good with a blade, but no roleplayer could match even a fraction of my power!

>>114167
I might drawfag for them tomorrow once I have the time. Sucks that Monday is the one I stay longest at work for.

>Facing against KWABoo

>>114154
Relax, Donkey Kong fanboy. Why don't you relax a little and enjoy a delicious sandwich to celebrate your victory in qualifiers? Just 25 cents.

Oops, my opponent changed.
>Checks bracket again.
AMERICAN DREAM TEAM!
SCREW DEMONS, BROTHER!

Meanwhile at match 53
>STOP INSULTING ME; I HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES!!!!
Man for a hard rock, you are pretty soft; both inside and outside! Those noodles arms look like they can't even lift your own kind.

Listen faggots, I'm not even going to pretend to campaign against these opponents. Against #2 seed with hyped characters and roleplayers? Leaves zero chance of pulling anything off.
So, my question becomes, with these 23 hours I have left here, how do I annoy John enough to make him end his life? How do I make enough silly jokes and faces to make him boil over with rage, pull out his pistol and blow his brains out with all the blood and pieces of insides splashing all over everyone including his wife and kid so that he doesn't have to deal with the worse fate of one more hellish minute hearing puns and stories about las posadas from a Mexican cartoon rooster? How do I make this happen?

>>114166
>>114176
Hoh, the Nostalgia Critic? What's he going to do: defeat us with movie references and overly long skits? Maybe I should pull out the Golden Witch Credit Card, just for him.

>>114162

>>114166
Aw, damnit! Guess I can't hide from this. Aw, look. It's just a couple of farmers. It seems they're also just some meme. At least our first fight should be easy. I doubt we'd lose to some meme shit.

>>114170
>quickly made cat yaoi
I'm sorry?

Greetings, and welcome to the show! My first (and most likely only guests) tonight are the Sexy Silent Swordsmen! Wait... Moltar! Who suggested that team name?! It was you, wasn't it? You want everyone to think I'm gay, huh?!

Well, anyways, tell us a bit about yourselves, swordsmen!

technology is a blight on the light of life that shines from the great big screen in the sky. i'll show this motherboard who's the daddy around here.

>>114088
I want to see you make that happen, fool as fuck Samurai

>>114179
>Saber: Roleplayer? Only jesters, clad in red like yourself, would do something like that. I am King Artoria in the flesh! No play necessary.
>Shou Fu Kan: Whether or not he'll fight you, I feel like you've made some unprompted trouble.

Heheh. Those big rigs were a snap, and there's plenty more where those came from. /cov/ finale here I come. Yikes! Here comes player two. Gotta play it cool...
>Hey Bubsy. Did you see those qualifier results? I was hoping for a shot, but I never expected to get that high!
I usually don't like heights but that's one I'll take!
>But why?
The fall damage mostly.
>No! I mean, why did we beat so many other teams? Don't you find it suspicious? My cartoon cop instincts are telling me something screwy's going on around here, and I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.
Oh purrlease. The only thing screwy is your head, inkblot. I told ya I'd carry this team!
>But it don't make no sense! What if someone's tampering with the votes right under our noses and we take the rap for it? It could be a whole conspiracy waiting to be uncovered! I saw another officer on patrol, a bunny girl. I bet SHE'D appreciate my hunches.
Aww c'mon Bonkers, don't it get tirin' always assuming the worst? WE'RE IN! And we're up against a couple'a alcoholics! They'll be too hung over to even put up a fight! I thought bobcats stuck together! (...The tourney gestapo over here just don't quit, you've gotta be kitten me!)

bros…

>>114193
It was against my will. Grimm forced me into picking that name and he's right now breathing on my shoulder. Please send help my name is not Alice

>>114162
Hold up, what's going 'round here? Somethin' seems extra fishy and It ain't from the barrels.
>>114177
Fancy hat and I gotta agree, dying sucks. Fortunately I haven't had the opportunity to suck on it yet, just kissed a little on the cheeks so I ain't totally unfamiliar with it. Seems death to be something of a natural thing to you although, unlike that Jamaican grim reaper over there.

>>114159
I have a warrant. If you really are free of crimes then you should be fine with me investigating your places.
>>114174
I sure don't want to deal with any zombies or Umbrella creatures. All I have right now is this gun. And you're right we shouldn't underestimate that Battler guy. Looks can be deceiving.

...I think I'll just drink this round away.

Hey, John, one of our opponents doesn't have limbs, like me!

>>114188
john marston your fucking gay

>>114088
>>114195
...*sigh* I'm here. But I'm here to claim victory. I REFUSE TO CONSPIRE WITH THIS FILTHY DEMON! ...but if it means getting ahead of some other enemies in the fray, I'll at least cooperate.

YOU'RE GOING THE FUCK DOWN, VAMPIRE!

>>114195
Wanna demonstrate or what?

>>114203

>>114200
*Erma hugs the man in the hazmat suit*

>Look up some images to campaign with
>First result with them together
Haha guys make sure to vote for the Sly and Robin Hood team haha

>>114191
Okay, you see what's up with that shitty game of one of them and I'll try to wrap my head around that stupid Simpsons joke. It's weird, I never noticed it back in the day. I wonder what the hell it means...

>>114188
You should rub your hot and tender thighs on him. That'll drive him crazy.

>>114183
Hey, don't take my word for it! Just LOOK at this absolute stud; that dazzling smile, those captivating eyes, that built physique. This man is sexy incarnate, and that is an objective FACT.

*blink* Look Raymond, there are Ruber and Silver. They're going strong after me and Brak rigged them to the top
>That's amazing, Zorak
It sure is, and next we have Moltar and Space Ghost. I owe them a little but not that worth either way.

>>114214
OH SHIT
Wrong image

>>114206
Hey man, it isn't called the Three Gay Caballeros for nothing
And you can be the fourth!

>>114208
Hey, calm down buddy. I'm not after you, I'm going after the samurai; looks like he's got something planned, especially since he suddenly went from depressed to overly determined out of nowhere.

Oh, and thanks for keeping the Doomguy from doing anything in Hell back in February.

Whew, I got my actual appearance back. I almost did something with that money I probably would've regretted. Angelica...
Uh, anyway, I got kicked out of the Scarlet Devil Mansion to participate in this, and my teammate here has an idea involving a plane and a stadium. I guess the fire rises tonight.

Oh, does anybody know what a "CIA" is? Some new fixer office or something?

......

Ah, it looks like none of Hades' agents are in the bracket. What a bore.

>>114204
Ha, what a funny coincidence. Say, Larry, why don't we read the people here some of the Bible? What book should we read them tonight?

>Silent Sexy Swordsmen
>A fucking triangle wearing a tophat
HA! Is this supposed to be a fucking joke or something? Everyone here knows who's the sexiest character in any /co/-/v/ media. ME! I have DEAD bitches literally lusting after my ROUND, SQUISHABLE ASS!

>>114213
Parker, what the fuck is wrong with you? Were you secretly a pervert all along? As if being a self-righteous irresponsible freak wasn't enough... Just all the more reason for us to want to smash your puny head in. Just wait 'til we meet!

>>114203
Campaigning under the influence, you're lucky I ain't gonna narc to my teammate. Leave the tourneying to the pawfessionals!

>>114211
Yeah you should vote for them I agree haha

>>114185
Donkey Kong fanboy? I don't even play platformers, I prefer RTS and 5d chess with multiversal time travel. Also just 25 cents, sure I'll buy.

Eh? I didn't make it? Oh... Where's the gunpla?

>>114220
Now that you mention it, yeah, he changed his attitude quite quick. From seemingly wanting to lose to getting some confidence to... Better not elaborate further.

And no need to mention it, I got my slice of the pie back at the hotel. Lovely staff...

>>114201
I've faced worse than death before, like the depths of oblivion, or even worse... finding out what Battler likes...
...
I don't want to talk about that second one.

>>114226
People dig it, unlike your soccer ball build.

>>114227
It's not my fault I love chicken thighs so much.

>>114222
Oh hey, we qualified. This calls for celebration! Wait, so did Kefka... oh no...
We need to get very far away.

>>114225
Can I tell when I defeated the Fib from Outer Space?

>>114228
Stupid cat youkai. Go back to animal hell and take your weird t-shirt with you.

>>114213
So you want to see a cocky cock's cock rubbing all over him?

>>114234
>finding out what Battler likes...
Haha... It would be very unfortunate if a fellow antagonist that I shared rum with was nominated with him...

>>114220
If Jack and Geralt do well I will try and draw you getting cucked.

>>114218
REPENT!

Frittata, I've been plopped into this realm after I've broken mountains with my back, and I've been granted my very own cowboy to take home with me. Stick with me, fellow drifter, because we got some 'puters to dump in this loo. As humanity's holiest hero, we have to cyber these cyberbullies.

I may not know who you AM, but why do you feel the need to blow your loads out on these irritable sand monkeys? Turn your hate into make, and you ought to make love to those you tormented. Open up that mouth of yours, Sham-I-AM, because I'm going to make you scream some verbal vomit when I squirt out the World Wide Web deep into your processing unit. I'm gonna turn your circuits into a clown show, and Not Shane will tie you honkies into a knot as your juggling balls hang low.

>>114194
kek, I don't mind another anon Xavierposting here, in fact I actually encourage it.

>>114200
Is that so? Hmm... Grimm! Alice there says she would love to have a tea party with you! Why don't I order you two lovers some tea and chocolates while I conduct the interview?

>>114076
>Match 15

>>114218
No mister, ain't interested in getting into a cock fight with you. Have no bets to take in and three of you seem more than gay.

Ashley Graham. As daughter of the president of the United States, you will be of great use in my fight. I've seen what the government is capable of... I'm confident it has something to do with creating that horrible virus.

You have two choices. One: you talk. Two: I rip you to pieces and consume your memories for myself.

Now answer, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE CREATION OF THE NIGGER BUFF VIRUS?

>>114249
>Play out the hypothetical script for a Disney adaptation of Blood Meridian.

>>114243

Ragna's technically shares VAs with Jiren so he is certifiably the biggest eater in this tournament

Okay Amaterasu, we finally made it to the tournament. Now it is time we face our first opponents: An ordinary postman and an automaton.
They don't seem to pose much threat, so let's show them our divine powers, shall we?

>>114194
>>114245
Next you'll be tellin' me they don't like strangers around here!

>>114246
NOO! Grimm don't listen to him! He's the real Alice under that mask! He's tricking you into staying away from her!

>>114240
Hey if it's any better than development hell, mail me a ticket Sailor Moon.

Eddy honestly reminds me of Andrew Tate sexism included.

>>114253
Actual Disney artist did the concept art for these btw

>>114239
Go right ahead.

>>114259
He's FORGOTTENrengna the SELFLESS

>>114248
Fair enough man, though you're stuck with me for the next 22 hours regardless, you're going to be awfully tempted in that time. Wouldn't be the first gringo to get wooed