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Keep all tournament talk ITT.

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>Judges
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/co/nrad
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Samus Aran

>Host(s)
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Cumanon !!/T96LOBkiwX
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No.114084
Anonymous
>>114068
Team already got rigged out
No.114085
Anonymous
RIP Bodacious Bros and Queens of Darkness
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Alright Ruby, let's get to work...
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Lets go and show our swordsmanship to some randos, shall we Jack?
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>Doomguy will fuck the bisexuality out of Charlie and turn her straight in front of Vaggie
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Well Leon, I guess we have to go up against a detective and a monarch. I hope you're ready for this.
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To answer the anon last thread, yeah I do have Leon and Judy to support. However, I'm not a person of many ideas for SFM. If the Judyanon is around I hope he can share an idea for SFM.
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Look at this, We're up against some infamous... characters to say the least.
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N+N=wiNNer material
never was there a simpler formula
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I can't believe I'm dealing with some third rate CIA agent... Just my luck... But I'll keep us safe from the IRS, Joker. That way, you can "do your thing."
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Damnit Ase! You're not getting in the damn tournament no matter who you pretend to be!
No.114095
Anonymous
Replies:>>114113
>Put in Princess Daisy
>Doesn't work
She deserved better bros...
No.114096
Anonymous
>>114092
Robussy...
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Whoa! It seems we've run into a pair of gunslingers! Are you-a raring to go, Popeye?
No.114098
Anonymous
Replies:>>114140
I will only vote for the teams with the best rap battle.
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>>114076
Oh look at there! We're going with the reapers themselves. I'd best be on my best behalf to not see meself slum-
>Sees who we might face next round
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>>114076
>entering the text at the end isn't necessary
Not entering the text.
No.114101
Anonymous
>Industrycuck's favorite and literal shit vs DTVA
What the fuck am I supposed to even pick here.
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Well, I didn't make it in this time. Guess I'll go do whippets with Jecka now.
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>Alex, Alex, and Alex
>Black Cats with Swords being the prime coompicks of the tournaments
>Dipshit vs DTVAshit
Don't know about you guys but I love this tournament already.
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Well if it isn't my rival Wario uh, actually do you have a last name?
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>>114099
ERIKA!!!
ALERT YA GODDAMN RIGGERS. WE'RE GOING FULL SAIL AT THIS SON OF A RAGGED WHORE. WE AIN'T LETTING LIVESEY GO FREE THIS TIME.

WHOLE LOTTA EFFORT WILL BE SPENT TO GET THIS SHIP MOVING, WE'RE GOING TO ELIMINATE THEM DOWN!!!
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Senor Meta Knight, it's time we show these couple of gordos a taste of our fury!
>Gordos? These don't look like Go...oh, I see what you are saying. Okay Sir Puss, now we engage in battle! En garde!
No.114107
Anonymous
>>114103
I'M GOING TO ALEX
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>>114097
I ams who I am, and I'm always ready to tussle! Times for some man-to-man roughhousing!
No.114109
Anonymous
so many absolute garbage filler teams, wow
No.114110
Anonymous
Anyone who begs for the password is pathetic because I'm a /co/mrade who had no idea what the fuck it was and I found it in seconds using archb4k
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Morrigan you go look for the Sue as for me, I'm about to keep a promise
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>>114094
Look, all I did was steal Olivier's outfit, I didn't steal his skin tone! I don't think you can even do that. Wait, he did give me this though... hmm...
No.114113
Anonymous
>>114095
Retard, it's the character that NSA literally pushed out the elite 8. Tip: She sells you donuts.
No.114114
Anonymous
>>114076
What's the password?
No.114115
Anonymous
>>114114
I'll tell you if you vote for my teams
No.114116
Anonymous
>cat match in the very first round
Kek. This is funnier than Wario vs. Alex 2.
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Announcer: And now it's time for WWE with Vince, the part of the show where Vince comes out and hosts a wrestling match.
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Isn't it weird that sidekicks are with one another instead of their respective leaders? I mean, you could say it's weird I'm a leader participating without my team, but at least with me everyone can see I'm here to keep Ragna in line.

Anyway, duck guy, can you show me your plane? I wonder if it has any cool guns installed...
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>>114090
This is pretty hard since I'm not really familiar with both Umineko and The Venture Bros. Maybe we should wait and see what they have to say first.
No.114120
Anonymous
>>114114
muffin
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I'm not home right now but later I want to draw something funny with the cats
No.114122
Anonymous
Advice to hosts: might be best to not use board-specific passwords too much here.
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What was that about being the Disney "bvll" Dipper?
No.114124
Anonymous
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>>114122
Disagree don't listen to this anon
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This looks like a villainous bunch. As King, it is only right that I silence them.
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*Erma waves hello to the knight and the man in the hazmat suit (At least I think it's a hazmat suit)*
>Ooh...we better keep on our toes, Erma, these guys are really popular, and might get some extra votes for the fight.
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>>114105
Oh don't worry, I've got the men for the job, although...
Hey, Silver, I remember that scientist guy from that villains tournament I was in last year. Maybe I should just rig Livesey out now so we can face him instead next. Oh, the look on his face when he sees me again... it'd be hilarious!
No.114128
Anonymous
>>114121
It better be funny AND sexy.
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Hey, Husk. I think I'm going beat up these fluffy bitches that look like you wearing wigs. You sure they aren't your cousins? Friends? Distant relatives?
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>>114125
Hold on. They have not even done anything yet. Or are you like Rou and are able to sense evil or such?
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>>114117
Archibald: (O.S.) Just a moment! Wait, stop talking! (music stops, and Archibald Asparagus shows up with a piece of paper) Excuse me, I have an announcement! (clears throat, and reads out the paper) "Because of the high standards we on this show strive to adhere to, and as a result of the disastrous outcome of the degenerate poop incident, management has decided to review compositions from other performers for this segment. Several songs were screened and we chose one based on the applicant's sense of artistry and all-around propriety." Thank you. (puts down the paper and dashes off)

(Vince looks confused)

Vince: So what are you saying?

Archibald: (O.S) I'm saying (onscreen) WWE is canceled until further notice. (walks away)

Vince: (looks behind) Oh, yeah?! Well, then how am I supposed to get out?

Archibald: (O.S.) I'm sure you'll figure something out.
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>>114131
(pea worker shows up and pulls out the new title card; it shows Mr. Lunt without his hat in a purple and red robe and dark hair; the background is pink with the title "Love Songs with Mr. Lunt")

Announcer: (clears throat) And now it's time for Love Songs with Mr. Lunt, the part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out and sings a love .
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>>114118
Keep me in line? You're the one jumping all around me trying to take a peek at my weapon.
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>>114093
Terumi, I'm CIA.
No.114135
Anonymous
>>114124
I got both passwords instantly, but can also get why people wouldn't if they only focus on one board's tournaments.
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No.114137
Anonymous
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>>114076
>used Parappa and Verbalase for Bane and Roland
Kek
No.114138
Anonymous
>>114122
It is annoying to not instantly get them, but they're at least pretty easy to find out in the archives
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Are we back to Sauria? Or are these mutants really too similar to the lizards in there? No matter, keep them away from us!
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>>114131
>WWE is canceled until further notice
Exactly what the CEO of that evil fucken company deserves.
No.114142
Anonymous
>/v/ is obsessed with Alice
>Alex is just the male version of the name
At last I truly see...
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>>114127
Ye mean to say that Walrus of man that puts me to shame? Well, if yous got a plan, then proceed into it. We need to get that Livesey eliminated as quick as possible, his presence is a totem of bad luck for us!
>Looks at the double reapers
Ain't talking about you two brainless bones.
No.114144
Anonymous
>>114076
The Sabers are so out of place here. I don't hate them (partly because I don't think they'll do majorly well), but they by far twist the rules the most to even get in. I see a bunch of cartoon and vidya characters then suddenly I see a taiwanese puppet and a VN/anime character pop up. Idk I just think it's funny.
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I have arrived.
No.114146
Anonymous
>>114145
Who's this character?
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Our first enemies, Arthas, appears to be a clown and one of his summoned devils. Your light should prove effective on the latter, but the jester can be left to me.
No.114148
Anonymous
>>114145
You can leave, this tournament is worthless
No.114149
Anonymous
>>114146
Bruce Willis
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>>114097
>Hey, Mario! What're ya doing here? You're supposed to be at that crossover!
Luigi, can you believe it?! They chose the 64 Mario instead of me! I ain't all just "It's-a-me!" and "Let's-a-go!" I got more to offer!
>I can kinda see why, no offense. That Vinny fellow kinda gave us a bad reputation

The Adventures of Mario and Luigi (Episode 3)youtube thumb

What?! We never said that! Why I oughta...!
No.114152
Anonymous
>>114146
Agent 47
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C'mon Yoshi, I wanna see what zombie tears taste like.
>YOSHI!!!
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Where's Eddy and Wario? I noticed they've been silent for quite a bit.
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>>114139
You're right. These sewer mutants are like, really disgusting. Get them away from us please.
No.114156
Anonymous
>>114137
>Bane and Roland took their key pages and are now a talking dog and a black guy with too much money
Kino
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>>114144
The funnier bit is that they shared writers at one point. I'm well aware that they are kind of rule bendy though and don't expect them to get far.
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>>114089
>>114090
shit the cops after us, Battler what did you do to get them after us?
>don't start accusing me of any crimes, the thing I remember doing was winning a loser tournament
wait you had that thing too? who's bright idea was it to- never mind, MINIONS! your Mighty Monarch demands you to help stop these cops pursuing us so we can advance to victory
>>114092
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>Dr Livesey paired up with Simon Belmont using a meme redraw that makes him look like Dr Livesey
>Literally just two Eggmans as a team
>Both are facing off against each other in the first round
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Randomized
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COOL TRIANGLE FACTS FEATURING
YUNG VENUZ
>Yung Venuz is cool.
>Yung Venuz likes money and has a lot of it.
>Yung Venuz is a gun god.
>Yung Venuz is verified.

BILL CIPHER
>Bill Cipher is sexy.
>Bill Cipher is acute.
>Bill Cipher likes chaos and causes a lot of it.
>Bill Cipher DOMINATES Dipper (aka Dipshit).
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>>114099
If you don't excuse my prying, you've noticed we're both facing teams that are essentially bone puns?
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>>114121
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>All Time Greatest Sidekicks
>This is Like ___ At ___
>Great Advice
>Speed Force
>The People's Heroes
>/co/ast to /v/oast
>Angry Critics
>Texas Twosome
>When FAITH Endures
>Mystical Mischief (coin flip)
>Frog and Anne Against the World!
>DOUBLE NIGGER
>Divine Wolves
>Tales from Feudal Japan
>Those Damn Cats
>Star Spangled Commandos
>REALITY - SOCIETY
>Nigger Buff
>Mr Numbers and Son
>Sly Robbin
>Thickheaded Stooges
>Vampire Killing Vampires
>Lazy and Meen
>Claw Enforcement
>Helluva Hounds
>John 8:24
>The Irken-Furon Alliance
>
>Mean Green Fighting Machines
>Damn Mama
>Megatronnebone
>Stay Fresh and Roll Out
>Marvel vs. Capcom
>Rich Witches (coin flip)
>Mike Tyson
>Spirits of Vengeance
>Rookie Cops Turned Professionals
>The Brewdrinkers
>Reporters on the Scene
>Is THAT The Support Beam to The HoUsE
>Teenage Robot Story
>C.O.V.
>Red Hen Redemption
>Corrupted Disney Magic (coin flip)
>Symbiotic Parasitism
>Fate of Two Worlds
>Duck Hunt Season
>Striking for Riches
>Dream Diary BBQ
>Aperture Locomotives
>Spectral Experiments
>Complete Conquest
>Groovy Canines
>Cowboys and Indians
>A Spooky and Hellish Gamble
>Kong Pow
>Superior Tech
>Atomic Comrades
>Fastest Team in History
>CHAOS
>The Mutineers
>Christian Medicine
>Interstellar Saviors
>American Dream Team
No.114165
Anonymous
>>114154
Eddy would require a high effort RP
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Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it and WHERE THE FUCK IS NERD? I'm not reviewing bad nostalgic cartoons AND shitty games all alone.
No.114167
Anonymous
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>>114158
That's a cool fact. Another cool coincidence is them fighting against a team that has "Fate" in the name (though it's probably not a coincidence). Still, I'd be willing to vote for you guys this round because your mains are cool (and hot).
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>>114076
Cumanon, can you change Redemption or Death's pic for this one?
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>>114147
If it is a demon, then using Frostmourne to test its future efficacy against Mal'ganis sounds wiser.
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I'll be back with quickly made cat yaoi later. Have some stuff to do. But I will be back here to help support my team.
No.114171
Anonymous
>>114154
Wario recently died after being ran over by a train filled with clowns (his only weakness), Wario was supposed to buy a cab for Eddy to arrive here but since he's dead he couldn't do that
No.114172
Anonymous
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>>114164
>no Black Cats with Swords
Change that and this will be good.
No.114173
Anonymous
>>114164
terrible
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>>114159
Not even zombies or umbrella? Or fucking Wesker? Look just make my job easier on you and just put the hands behind your head. Don't bother offering your wife, I'm sure don't want to become a goddamn drug addict or something.
>>114119
Battler is gonna be a tough one. The pussy orchestrated this moment so I couldn't use my powerful program to mock him.
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>>114169
True. Very well, I will not stop you, Prince. Wield the runeblade as you wish.
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>>114166
heeey, I remember you!
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>>114143
On it. I'm not exactly a fan of doctors either. There was this one doctor on Rokkenjima that always got on my nerves. Luckily, he's history. I guess dying sucks too, but I'm a witch, I can just come back at the beginning of the next tournament, kinda like the bonehead with the accent over there.
No.114178
Anonymous
>>114164
It’s alright.
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>>114125
(A young soldier belonging to Bison rushes into his quarters)

M-Master Bison! A young woman has taken out the guards!
>Interesting...tell me more about this. It better be a good reason as to why you barged in uninvited.
Well, she was wielding a sword, and she claimed to be...the King Artoria Pendragon?
>HA! She may be good with a blade, but no roleplayer could match even a fraction of my power!
No.114180
Anonymous
>>114172
very well
No.114181
Anonymous
>>114154
I know Warioanon is sitting out for the most part, which is more than fair. Makes sense to charge up fot King end of this year. No idea on the Eddy guy.
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>>114167
I might drawfag for them tomorrow once I have the time. Sucks that Monday is the one I stay longest at work for.
No.114183
Anonymous
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>>114161
>>Bill Cipher is sexy.
I can't believe the campaigner for this team is a w*man... Spitevoting against them now. I still remember the last w*man campaigner, she ruined so many tournaments.
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>Facing against KWABoo
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>>114154
Relax, Donkey Kong fanboy. Why don't you relax a little and enjoy a delicious sandwich to celebrate your victory in qualifiers? Just 25 cents.
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Oops, my opponent changed.
>Checks bracket again.
AMERICAN DREAM TEAM!
SCREW DEMONS, BROTHER!
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Meanwhile at match 53
>STOP INSULTING ME; I HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES!!!!
Man for a hard rock, you are pretty soft; both inside and outside! Those noodles arms look like they can't even lift your own kind.
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Listen faggots, I'm not even going to pretend to campaign against these opponents. Against #2 seed with hyped characters and roleplayers? Leaves zero chance of pulling anything off.
So, my question becomes, with these 23 hours I have left here, how do I annoy John enough to make him end his life? How do I make enough silly jokes and faces to make him boil over with rage, pull out his pistol and blow his brains out with all the blood and pieces of insides splashing all over everyone including his wife and kid so that he doesn't have to deal with the worse fate of one more hellish minute hearing puns and stories about las posadas from a Mexican cartoon rooster? How do I make this happen?
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>>114166
>>114176
Hoh, the Nostalgia Critic? What's he going to do: defeat us with movie references and overly long skits? Maybe I should pull out the Golden Witch Credit Card, just for him.
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>>114162
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>>114166
Aw, damnit! Guess I can't hide from this. Aw, look. It's just a couple of farmers. It seems they're also just some meme. At least our first fight should be easy. I doubt we'd lose to some meme shit.
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>>114170
>quickly made cat yaoi
I'm sorry?
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Greetings, and welcome to the show! My first (and most likely only guests) tonight are the Sexy Silent Swordsmen! Wait... Moltar! Who suggested that team name?! It was you, wasn't it? You want everyone to think I'm gay, huh?!

Well, anyways, tell us a bit about yourselves, swordsmen!
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technology is a blight on the light of life that shines from the great big screen in the sky. i'll show this motherboard who's the daddy around here.
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>>114088
I want to see you make that happen, fool as fuck Samurai
No.114196
Anonymous
Replies:>>114205
I'm the Monokuma and Chris (DanganDrama) campaigner here. I'll honestly tell you I'm not trying to be silent, but I have been busy all day and wasn't ready for much campaigning yesterday besides that one drawing I made of the button and Chris pixel art. I will try to start doing more stuff tomorrow.
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>>114179
>Saber: Roleplayer? Only jesters, clad in red like yourself, would do something like that. I am King Artoria in the flesh! No play necessary.
>Shou Fu Kan: Whether or not he'll fight you, I feel like you've made some unprompted trouble.
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Heheh. Those big rigs were a snap, and there's plenty more where those came from. /cov/ finale here I come. Yikes! Here comes player two. Gotta play it cool...
>Hey Bubsy. Did you see those qualifier results? I was hoping for a shot, but I never expected to get that high!
I usually don't like heights but that's one I'll take!
>But why?
The fall damage mostly.
>No! I mean, why did we beat so many other teams? Don't you find it suspicious? My cartoon cop instincts are telling me something screwy's going on around here, and I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.
Oh purrlease. The only thing screwy is your head, inkblot. I told ya I'd carry this team!
>But it don't make no sense! What if someone's tampering with the votes right under our noses and we take the rap for it? It could be a whole conspiracy waiting to be uncovered! I saw another officer on patrol, a bunny girl. I bet SHE'D appreciate my hunches.
Aww c'mon Bonkers, don't it get tirin' always assuming the worst? WE'RE IN! And we're up against a couple'a alcoholics! They'll be too hung over to even put up a fight! I thought bobcats stuck together! (...The tourney gestapo over here just don't quit, you've gotta be kitten me!)
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bros…
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>>114193
It was against my will. Grimm forced me into picking that name and he's right now breathing on my shoulder. Please send help my name is not Alice
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>>114162
Hold up, what's going 'round here? Somethin' seems extra fishy and It ain't from the barrels.
>>114177
Fancy hat and I gotta agree, dying sucks. Fortunately I haven't had the opportunity to suck on it yet, just kissed a little on the cheeks so I ain't totally unfamiliar with it. Seems death to be something of a natural thing to you although, unlike that Jamaican grim reaper over there.
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>>114159
I have a warrant. If you really are free of crimes then you should be fine with me investigating your places.
>>114174
I sure don't want to deal with any zombies or Umbrella creatures. All I have right now is this gun. And you're right we shouldn't underestimate that Battler guy. Looks can be deceiving.
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...I think I'll just drink this round away.
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Hey, John, one of our opponents doesn't have limbs, like me!
No.114205
Anonymous
>>114196
Nobody is thinking this team is silent. You're fine.
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>>114188
john marston your fucking gayyoutube thumb
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>>114088
>>114195
...*sigh* I'm here. But I'm here to claim victory. I REFUSE TO CONSPIRE WITH THIS FILTHY DEMON! ...but if it means getting ahead of some other enemies in the fray, I'll at least cooperate.

YOU'RE GOING THE FUCK DOWN, VAMPIRE!
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>>114195
Wanna demonstrate or what?
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>>114203
Replies:>>114731
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>>114200
*Erma hugs the man in the hazmat suit*
Replies:>>114229
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>Look up some images to campaign with
>First result with them together
Haha guys make sure to vote for the Sly and Robin Hood team haha
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>>114191
Okay, you see what's up with that shitty game of one of them and I'll try to wrap my head around that stupid Simpsons joke. It's weird, I never noticed it back in the day. I wonder what the hell it means...
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>>114188
You should rub your hot and tender thighs on him. That'll drive him crazy.
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>>114183
Hey, don't take my word for it! Just LOOK at this absolute stud; that dazzling smile, those captivating eyes, that built physique. This man is sexy incarnate, and that is an objective FACT.
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*blink* Look Raymond, there are Ruber and Silver. They're going strong after me and Brak rigged them to the top
>That's amazing, Zorak
It sure is, and next we have Moltar and Space Ghost. I owe them a little but not that worth either way.
No.114216
Anonymous
Have people here always been this horny?
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>>114214
OH SHIT
Wrong image
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>>114206
Hey man, it isn't called the Three Gay Caballeros for nothing
And you can be the fourth!
No.114219
Anonymous
>>114214
>this is what w*men are into these days
I can't believe it...
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>>114208
Hey, calm down buddy. I'm not after you, I'm going after the samurai; looks like he's got something planned, especially since he suddenly went from depressed to overly determined out of nowhere.

Oh, and thanks for keeping the Doomguy from doing anything in Hell back in February.
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Whew, I got my actual appearance back. I almost did something with that money I probably would've regretted. Angelica...
Uh, anyway, I got kicked out of the Scarlet Devil Mansion to participate in this, and my teammate here has an idea involving a plane and a stadium. I guess the fire rises tonight.

Oh, does anybody know what a "CIA" is? Some new fixer office or something?
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......
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Ah, it looks like none of Hades' agents are in the bracket. What a bore.
No.114224
Anonymous
Replies:>>114233
Yeah, I'm just gonna campaign later.
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>>114204
Ha, what a funny coincidence. Say, Larry, why don't we read the people here some of the Bible? What book should we read them tonight?
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>Silent Sexy Swordsmen
>A fucking triangle wearing a tophat
HA! Is this supposed to be a fucking joke or something? Everyone here knows who's the sexiest character in any /co/-/v/ media. ME! I have DEAD bitches literally lusting after my ROUND, SQUISHABLE ASS!
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>>114213
Parker, what the fuck is wrong with you? Were you secretly a pervert all along? As if being a self-righteous irresponsible freak wasn't enough... Just all the more reason for us to want to smash your puny head in. Just wait 'til we meet!
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>>114203
Campaigning under the influence, you're lucky I ain't gonna narc to my teammate. Leave the tourneying to the pawfessionals!
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>>114211
Yeah you should vote for them I agree haha
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>>114185
Donkey Kong fanboy? I don't even play platformers, I prefer RTS and 5d chess with multiversal time travel. Also just 25 cents, sure I'll buy.
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Eh? I didn't make it? Oh... Where's the gunpla?
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>>114220
Now that you mention it, yeah, he changed his attitude quite quick. From seemingly wanting to lose to getting some confidence to... Better not elaborate further.

And no need to mention it, I got my slice of the pie back at the hotel. Lovely staff...
No.114233
Anonymous
>>114224
>t. couldn't handle the heat
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>>114201
I've faced worse than death before, like the depths of oblivion, or even worse... finding out what Battler likes...
...
I don't want to talk about that second one.
No.114235
Anonymous
>soldier and ed vs shaggy and luigi
yeah fuck you hosts
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>>114226
People dig it, unlike your soccer ball build.
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>>114227
It's not my fault I love chicken thighs so much.
Replies:>>114270
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>>114222
Oh hey, we qualified. This calls for celebration! Wait, so did Kefka... oh no...
We need to get very far away.
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>>114225
Can I tell when I defeated the Fib from Outer Space?
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>>114228
Stupid cat youkai. Go back to animal hell and take your weird t-shirt with you.
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>>114213
So you want to see a cocky cock's cock rubbing all over him?
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>>114234
>finding out what Battler likes...
Haha... It would be very unfortunate if a fellow antagonist that I shared rum with was nominated with him...
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>>114220
If Jack and Geralt do well I will try and draw you getting cucked.
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Frittata, I've been plopped into this realm after I've broken mountains with my back, and I've been granted my very own cowboy to take home with me. Stick with me, fellow drifter, because we got some 'puters to dump in this loo. As humanity's holiest hero, we have to cyber these cyberbullies.

I may not know who you AM, but why do you feel the need to blow your loads out on these irritable sand monkeys? Turn your hate into make, and you ought to make love to those you tormented. Open up that mouth of yours, Sham-I-AM, because I'm going to make you scream some verbal vomit when I squirt out the World Wide Web deep into your processing unit. I'm gonna turn your circuits into a clown show, and Not Shane will tie you honkies into a knot as your juggling balls hang low.

>>114194
kek, I don't mind another anon Xavierposting here, in fact I actually encourage it.
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>>114200
Is that so? Hmm... Grimm! Alice there says she would love to have a tea party with you! Why don't I order you two lovers some tea and chocolates while I conduct the interview?
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>>114076
>Match 15
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>>114218
No mister, ain't interested in getting into a cock fight with you. Have no bets to take in and three of you seem more than gay.
No.114249
Anonymous
Replies:>>114253
>>114188
As one of the main Poprio supporters, I'm actually not entirely sure how far they'll go considering there are already potential signs of elite burnout from Co-op and (to a lesser extent) Heroes of /co/. Still, I respect the commitment to the bit here.

Anyways, my recommendation? Play out the hypothetical script for a Disney adaptation of Blood Meridian. There are at least a dozen ways that can go south.
No.114250
Anonymous
Replies:>>114262
>>114214
Damn, I can already sense NSA rubbing one off to this hunk.
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Ashley Graham. As daughter of the president of the United States, you will be of great use in my fight. I've seen what the government is capable of... I'm confident it has something to do with creating that horrible virus.

You have two choices. One: you talk. Two: I rip you to pieces and consume your memories for myself.

Now answer, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE CREATION OF THE NIGGER BUFF VIRUS?
No.114252
Anonymous
Replies:>>114265
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>>114249
>Play out the hypothetical script for a Disney adaptation of Blood Meridian.
No.114254
Anonymous
>>114101
Dipshit was initially nominated due to >>111919. Weigh that as you might.
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Ragna's technically shares VAs with Jiren so he is certifiably the biggest eater in this tournament
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Okay Amaterasu, we finally made it to the tournament. Now it is time we face our first opponents: An ordinary postman and an automaton.
They don't seem to pose much threat, so let's show them our divine powers, shall we?
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>>114194
>>114245
Next you'll be tellin' me they don't like strangers around here!
No.114259
Anonymous
Replies:>>114268
>>114256
RAGNAren...
No.114260
Anonymous
Replies:>>114267
The Grims are in, time to reinstall Sims 4
Replies:>>114551
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>>114246
NOO! Grimm don't listen to him! He's the real Alice under that mask! He's tricking you into staying away from her!
No.114262
Anonymous
>>114250
Kek and canon.
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>>114240
Hey if it's any better than development hell, mail me a ticket Sailor Moon.
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Eddy honestly reminds me of Andrew Tate sexism included.
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>>114253
Actual Disney artist did the concept art for these btw
Replies:>>114289
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>>114239
Go right ahead.
No.114267
Anonymous
Replies:>>114271
>>114260
But that's a girly game
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>>114259
He's FORGOTTENrengna the SELFLESS
Replies:>>114274
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>>114248
Fair enough man, though you're stuck with me for the next 22 hours regardless, you're going to be awfully tempted in that time. Wouldn't be the first gringo to get wooed
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>>114238

......
(Ready to face the samurais)
Replies:>>114278
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>>114267
Yes, but it will also be the tomb of The Mutineers!
No.114272
Anonymous
Remember Alex shares the same VA as Reigen Arataka he is the strongest psychic known to man.
No.114273
Anonymous
>>114188
I really admire this approach
Replies:>>114285
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>>114269
Ain't my first time that I getting to sit 24 hours straight with a bunch of loons. Doubt it will be my last.
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>>114251
Alex! Just because she's the president's daughter doesn't mean she's guilty! Or that she even knows everything the government does! Keep her alive! At least so that we can use her as a hostage to get more info later.

Anyway, we'll go knock ourselves out with the squirrel. It's been a while since we last tried those annoying critters' meat!
No.114276
Anonymous
>>114265
>Actual Disney artist
Boy, if this was back when Disney still had a squeaky clean reputation this sure would've been a surprise.
No.114277
Anonymous
Replies:>>114301
>Puss is literally set up for an almost definite jobbing in round 1
Kekaroos
Replies:>>114284
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>>114271
Unfortunately for you, we go out star blazing the skies. There ain't no tomb to be made for me, Reaper.
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>>114263
Sure, I'll punch ya down after I've finished my drink!
No.114280
Anonymous
>>114276
> back when Disney still had a squeaky clean reputation
That was like literal decades ago.
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>>114245
>>114258
*cough* *cough* No...they don't like strangers...or at least not humans. It took a while to erase and patch up that blood. That AM guy means business, so watch your step! Oww...
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>>114276
To be honest, if you know what happens behind the scenes in disney, a blood meridian adaption wouldn't even phase them. There's literally mountains of official disney porn locked away at the disney vaults.
Replies:>>114293
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>>114278
"Go out star blazing", huh? I think we can arrange that.
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>>114274
Probably not, but for sure the best shooters of any of those loons yet. In multiple ways
No.114286
Anonymous
Replies:>>114292
>Gertie made a tournament for the first time
Gigachad moment
No.114288
Cumanon !!/T96LOBkiwX
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No.114292
Anonymous
>>114286
Not sure that they can make it far considering the bracket, but I'd love to be proven wrong.
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>>114284
No.114294
Anonymous
>>114291
Voting against Alex twice as hard now.
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Which one of your teams shall be the first of my victims (in 21 hours)?!
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Who am I voting for?
No.114297
Anonymous
>>114291
Voting for Alex twice as hard now.
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>>114245
>>114258
(Interesting. These two look like something the dog would have to deal with. Gives me an idea.)
>I hope it involves bringing him to me. That HATEful dog is good at an escape.
(Simple, we'll trick him into thinking these two are evil, and he'll try to stop them, as he does with most of the creepy things in Nowhere. Child's play, really.)
No.114299
Anonymous
Replies:>>114304
>>114296
No one, we, Nicktoonchads, reject you!
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>>114245
Technology. It's just primitive magic, and magic is as fake as a mother's love. The only eternal torment I fear, is LIFE...
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>>114277

I will never surrender; I'll fight like a man and leave like one!
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>>114242
Rum's not bad, but I personally like Absinthe more. I stole some from Battler's grandfather, and I instantly fell in love! The taste, the texture, it's all <very good>!
Wait... I got it from Battler's grandfather... no, don't tell me he was also working with Vince!
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>>114151
Might I recommend teaming up with another Popeye?
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>>114299
Wrong bitch, which teams have the nicest feet?
Replies:>>114530
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>>114301
>Man
You are a cat!
No.114306
Anonymous
Replies:>>114530
>>114301
You will surrender
You will pussy out like a bitch
You will get gang raped
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>JOBly is trying to steal my gimmick
No.114308
Anonymous
Did you people notice that both Optimus Prime and Megatron are silent?
Replies:>>114322
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>>114133
Well, so what? Just because you have a really, really cool weapon doesn't mean I'm around just for that and not to look after you! Look, someone's already trying to spread rumors that you're fat like that one anime guy! I'm gonna go tell them all how skinny you actually are so that they drop it!
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>>114304
Do you feel in charge here?
No.114312
Anonymous
Replies:>>114342
>>114308
I don't entirely get the idea behind Optimus and Callie teaming up. I am more surprised on Megatron being silent.
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>>114287
Gee mister cranky reviewer man, thanks for buying my game! Who's the sucker, sucker?
No.114314
Anonymous
Replies:>>114316
>>114251
>>114309
>Leon is busy chasing Battler while Ashley is about to be torn to shreds
based
Replies:>>114337
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>>114202
alright sure look around The Cocoon just don't go looking at any of the tapes, those are me and Mrs The Monarch's personal love making tapes and those get quite kinky
>>114174
hey I think I know you from somewhere? aren't you that guy that doesn't want to fuck that Stars guy's sister?
No.114316
Anonymous
>>114314
Average re4 playthrough
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>>114307
No.114319
Anonymous
>>114245
>kek, I don't mind another anon Xavierposting here, in fact I actually encourage it.
Spoiler for the finale.
Xavier Renegade Angel - Xavier Meets Xavieryoutube thumb
Replies:>>114343
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>>114234
wait shit I forgot about Battler! you little girl tell me the Mighty Monarch what my parter Battler likes (for the love of God please tell me it's not child porn, I just allowed some cops into The Hive I can't have them having that in his belongings)
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>>114304
Not Getting Out of This Chair
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>>114310
Skinny? I'm muscular, not skinny.
Strange that they say I eat a lot, or that I have a big ass... I need to whoop theirs. Maybe it's those sidekicks making stuff up?
No.114323
Anonymous
>>114321
>#Samandcat
FUCKING KEK
No.114324
Anonymous
Replies:>>114339
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Now, this CIA guy won't stand a chance!
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So, we're up against fairies? Not what I’d expect from our first opponents for the tournament, but it does take me back in a traumatizing manner.

You see Albert, back in Gimmelshtump, my mother would sing me some Drusselsteinian fairy tales right before I went to bed. They're not the typical stories with like, a magical princess or flying around, or anything like that; they were just stories about a creature known as Der Kinderlumper who would go around town kidnapping children and putting them in his gundersack if they dared to do things like breathe or have saliva in their mouth. See, I used to think it was because my mother was trying to raise me to become a pure Drusselsteinian boy in my upbringing, but it wasn’t until I found out much later that she also told that same song to my brother Roger, only this time it was about the REAL Kinderlumper who was out to bring presents to children every night instead of abducting those who drink water. All those years of countless nightmares have gone to waste! Not even my plan to scare him into relinquishing the Tri-State Area to me with my Kinderlumper-inator worked.

But aside from that, the last time I had some pixie dust was when I stumbled across a jar of it at a Woodstock reunion when I came over to America. Hoo boy, what an experience that was, I guess those government-mandated PSAs in the 1980s were telling the truth all this time.
Replies:>>114355
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Close enough, good enough. Now, for Erika.
No.114328
Anonymous
Replies:>>114330
i don't know how thematic this makes the matchup, but I find it interesting how Xavier is so repulsive and unlikeable that other people will set aside their differences so they can kick his ass.
he stops people from HATEing each other so they can HATE him instead.
Replies:>>114333
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>>114304
Rindete sucio Dan, nunca entraras a Nickelodeon de nuevo!
No.114330
Anonymous
>>114328
Take that! Taste the pain!
No.114331
Anonymous
>>114321
Hummina Hummina AWOOOGA! Forget those stupid cats, THIS is the real coom team!
Replies:>>114337
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>>114309
wait who are these people? that can't be me and Battler we've been in The Hive all this time? why are we driving a broken down shitty car? why do we look flat like cardboard? why the hell do we have a bag with the a generic dollar sign on it?
No.114333
Anonymous
Replies:>>114335
>>114329
Cranky, why are you speaking Spanish?
No.114334
Anonymous
>>114309
This is making me kek more than it should
No.114336
Anonymous
>>114335
Thanks for explaining.
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>>114332
>>114315
I erased your memory. Don't ask any questions. Just get in the car before Chris finds me.
No.114338
Anonymous
>>114335
>the zoom-in on Donkey Kong's grippers
Tarantino quality right here!
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>>114325
Zach, you know what this reminds me of? Exactly, Taxi Driver by Martin Scorsese. The way Robert DeNiro acted in that movie was nothing short of amazing. I remember when we got a mohawk after watching that movie, wasn't exactly a good look for us. Can't believe that movie is indirectly responsible for President Reagan almost dying. You know, had he actually died then, he would've had the second-shortest presidency? Only president who would've been in office for less time is William Henry Harrison. Crazy to think about.
No.114340
Anonymous
>>114335
Really speaks to the quality of this that I can laugh my ass off despite not understanding a word
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P: Alright! Let's eat some good shit and fuck the guys! The night is young!
G: Damnit! You bitches just can't learn! They're not letting anyone in that's drawn with Japanese paint, and that's that!
S: Can you fucking chill, Garter? They literally let Goku in.
P: Yeah, that's probably a good sign. There's like twenty Dragon Ball posts in here right now! HEY GOKU! IT'S US! WE'RE COOL HERE, RIGHT?!
(Chuck! CHUUUUCK!)
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>>114308
>>114312
we (I) have been campaigning for others (me) but now we (I) will campaign for Megatronbonne (me)
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>>114320
Little girl? I am Erika Furudo, the great detective, and I am 18, but fine, since you asked, I'll give you a hint: look for the lawsuit against a certain wrestling CEO.
No.114344
Anonymous
Replies:>>114367
>>114343
>I am Erika Furudo, the great detective
You are not Basil you stupid bitch
No.114345
Anonymous
>>114335
Ah, everything makes sense now!
No.114346
Anonymous
Replies:>>114375
>>114343
Zamn battler fucks this?
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>>114079

This is going to be a tough match, but we'll have to do something if we want to save Kristy from that evil computer.
No.114348
Anonymous
>>114347
Is Cooking Mama supposed to be German?
No.114350
Anonymous
>>114335
Pure kino
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Two computer women? Nuh uh, I'm not into it! I learned my lesson on that a long time ago.
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Like, check this out, Luigi! These two knuckleheads are busy drowning in gravy! They can have that, and we can eat our unlimited spaghetti.
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>>114349
>ear-grating Atari noises
Replies:>>114367
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>>114337
no I'd rather not, I hope that Chris guy finds you because cops just like you shouldn't be erase a guys memory like that
>>114343
oh great a detective, well if you're such a great detective why don't tell me the answer right away and not pull this riddling crap on me
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>>114327
Horrifying, thankfully these two are dying soon.
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>>114349
What is a coven? And no, I do not know how to cast fireballs. In fact, I don't even know if fire would work on that... thing. I have the Seven Stakes of Purgatory, so we can try that.
Replies:>>114360
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>>114237
Something just for you Spidey
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>>114337
LEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, LEON?! I'M OFFERING YOU MY SISTER AND YOU WOULD RATHER SLEEP WITH A BUNNY!? WHY, LEON, WHY?! HOW CAN YOU TURN TO BESTIALITY! DO YOU DESPISE ME THAT MUCH, LEON? ARE WILLING TO BECOME A ZOOPHILE JUST TO WATCH THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE DIE!?
Replies:>>114362
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Remember, bub, we'll be tastin' some bear meat for supper after wiping the floor with McLean.
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>>114357
nice, Edgeworth would like to see this too
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Hey Arthur! Mustard or mayo?
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>>114359
meat? I'd rather have some stale bread
No.114363
Anonymous
>>114361
Could he redeem Arthur?
Replies:>>114365
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>>114079
WAH and DICK have this on the BAG!
No.114365
Anonymous
>>114364
Kek, nice
Replies:>>114524
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>>114347
What, are you two stupid? Don't you know what happens to those who enter a witch's house? But actually, that's fine by me. At least that's SOME company aside from that obnoxious vampire and her terrible songs. And besides, I was just looking for a couple of stupid little innocent things like you to torture.

I see you two like cooking. That's cute. Say, what would you prefer: for me to turn all your ingredients into giant man-eating cockroaches? Or turn both of you into cute little cakes? Or maybe ugly little cakes? I wonder what you'd taste like if I ate you after this. Oh wait, I know... Misery.

Still, there must be a reason why you came here, right? Come on, tell your sob story while I decide on the most miserable way for you to go.
Replies:>>114373
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>>114344
You're right, I'm even better than some stupid mouse. If I was in his spot, I would've taken out Ratigan in two steps!
>>114354
Fine, if you really want to know that badly... BBC and scat.
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I think my partner is asleep or something. Must have blown up a ton or shit or something. Anyone wanna talk?
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>>114361

Why is this chicken offering me mayonnaise? Am i tripping?
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>>114356
Oh dear, our magic systems entirely different. But I'm still a student. We'll have to rely on your - furniture magic?
Replies:>>114538
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>>114243
I have realized I still have to support my teams so. I can start working on this once we get to the sweet 16
Replies:>>114378
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>>114367
ha ha that's not illegal one bit, just fucking disgusting, The Hive is crime free and now me and that shit sucker known as Battler will advance to the next round uncontested
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>>114346
I'm afraid to tell you that it wasn't Battler doing the fucking
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>>114123
>>114123
Kick that little shit's ass, Anne. I'd do it myself but you're the one that qualified (again).
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P: boy this Round reminds me of a time I had my very own Genie
G: hey Einstein I'm not supposed to be in this cutaway
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>>114373
Come on buddy, what's so disgusting about being a fan of the British Broadcasting Corporation and Scatman John?
Replies:>>114393
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>>114355
And here is where John will meet death, on a small, unescapable deck. He wanted to go out star blazing, and that's what he'll get. He'll either set himself ablaze or be crushed by a meteorite, this will be his only way out.
Now, let's figure out what will be miss Furudo's demise.
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It's time to wake up from our nap, Meen! It's duck season out there, and we need to get hunting!
No.114381
Anonymous
>>114378
1.) The BBC is government propaganda ran by pedos
2.) Scatman John is overrated
Replies:>>114385
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>>114369
Nah man those are different guys
That's Wander there and he is offering mayo. Panchito is the one offering "mayo".
Replies:>>114401
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>>114370
It seems our abilities are very different, but no matter! I have lived for a thousand years, so I am an expert when it comes to this! We'll be fine, so long as no Ushiromiyas stick their noses into this. They're so ungrateful even after all the gold I gifted them, like this one >>114378. That's right, I mean you, Ushiromiya Battlerrrrrrrr.
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>>114368
>Anyone wanna talk?
Sure. Read any good books lately?
No.114385
Anonymous
Replies:>>114387
>>114382
I'd like a chicken sandwich, if you know what I mean
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>>114369
Well that's a funny way to pronounce "friend" but I love everyone and all their differences!

I just don't want you ridin' around the old west on an empty stomach, you big lug! You know I'm wanted too? We have so much in common!
No.114387
Anonymous
>>114385
With EXTRA mayo...
No.114388
Anonymous
>>114144
Like most 'shouldn't be allowed' characters like AM and Godzilla, people let it slide if they enjoy the campaign
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>>114368
P: Asleep...no kiddin'! Figured there'd be a shit ton of dick to ride...NOPE! Fucking ghost town!
S: It's 11PM on a Sunday, they gotta go to work, not shove their cocks in your slutty hole!
P: Have you BEEN on this site?! No way do half of these guys have jobs!
No.114390
Anonymous
2024 and I still have no clue who Battler is
No.114391
Anonymous
>>114390
He's the protagonist of an OFF sequel everyone hates. He's meant to be a reincarnation of Batter but he's not nearly as based and literally me.
No.114392
Anonymous
>>114390
He's dimes, that's all you need to know.
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>>114379
Oh dear.
No.114394
Anonymous
Battler may be a wuss, but at least he didn't job to Pepsiman in a four-way.
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>>114155
Incoming. I'll call Star Fox to handle this together.
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What the hell is this? I'm scheduled to fight, uhh, Skeletor and some fat penguin? That's some gay ass shit right there. What do you think, Mike Tyson?
Replies:>>114412
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>>114397
Damn nigga, who cares who we're fighting? All we got to do is smash their skulls in and the money will come falling down. What are they now, Lord and King? They're bout to come face-to-face with Iron Mike!
Replies:>>114402
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>>114395
I am surprised you actually got a pretty accurate depiction of how Silver dies canonically
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>>114395
The meteor would have been more entertaining, oh well.
Replies:>>114423
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>>114383
You sure hate that Battler guy. But I get it. There's some boys I hate too. Gold can't fix a bonehead. Just like a healer won't be able to fix these dino's.
No.114402
Anonymous
>>114399
Silver DIES????
No.114403
Anonymous
Replies:>>114407
>>114400
>he pissed himself and died
kek
No.114404
Anonymous
>>114402
WE all die at the end of planet treasure.
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>>114347

I'm so sorry Stacey, I tried to warn Kristy about facing off against a supercomputer of destruction, but she didn't listen! She's too reckless and now, she's under his control! Why couldn't that be me instead?
No.114407
Anonymous
>>114403
Other way around, he died of fire first, THEN pissed himself.
No.114408
Anonymous
>>114402
Not in the book.
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>>114079
POP POP VROOM VROOM
FUCK DA SUPES AND FUCK DA KIRBS
TRIANGLE BROTHAS 4 LYFE
No.114410
Anonymous
>>114395
>Very uncomfortable
Lmfao
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>>114079
LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!
https://files.catbox.moe/eujlzf.mp4
Replies:>>114482
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>>114397
>>114398
Normally, I wouldn't be here since Mac and I are too busy polishing our co-op belt and we're simply spectating this tournament, but we just wanna wish you luck on getting your /cov/ title! Just... y'know... be glad Mac baby isn't there to give you a Star Punch again.
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>>114393
>>114395
>>114400
This... Is... But... A... Scratch...
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Those extraterrestrial fiends have terrorized the galaxy for far too long! Time to teach them a lesson, for the sake of the public's safety and well-being. Are you with us, denizens of /tnt/?
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>>114411
>Luigi dies as soon as he's cheered up
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>>114414
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.114417
Anonymous
>>114411
Man, Tony is such a bitch, just camping in the air.
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>>114400
I didn't expect him to die so quickly, I thought he would at least have had a chance at the meteor gamble, but it didn't even get to night.
Anyway, for Erika, I'm thinking the classic pool method. Drowning seems like a fitting end to a wannabe pirate, especially after the ship has sank so soon.
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Anonymous
>>114411
Nice to see MUGEN kino back
No.114422
Anonymous
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>>114401
The red truth never lies
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Anonymous
>>114421
This video has made fucking break down in tears from laughter holy shit
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Anonymous
>>114414
.......
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Anonymous
>>114421
Damn, which cut of QfC is this?
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>>114418
She (maybe) drowns at one point in canon, so it's perfectly fitting for her.
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Anonymous
>>114416
>>114421
>Ruber suddenly attacking The People's Heroes from across the bracket
Is his thirst for blood truly THIS great?
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>Phoney, you can't be serious...
C'mon Fone, I got this match in the bag here. I ain't scared of a swordsman and a wizard.
>Are you kidding me? That Ruber is a ruthless knight who is known to burn and slay anyone in his path; he even got a griffin to help him do his dark plans.
Okay, now what about the other guy?
>That's ganondorf, he's the lord of darkness who holds the power to destroy the world. In other words, he's the embodiment of chaos itself.
Yeah yeah, but me and my cool friend will take these guys down until they surrender to us.
>Are you crazy? They'll cream you easily! You have no idea who you are dealing with.
Oh screw you Fone, I'm going to get me some victory here. Just you see!
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>>114421
>Dragonslayer sound effect when he headbutts
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Anonymous
>>114430
Attacking my HEROES, Captain Falcon and Mr. Incredible? That's gonna be a yikes from me, spitevoting Ruber now.
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>>114430
You're talking to a guy who opted to fight a dragon with his fists instead of his sword
No.114435
Anonymous
Everyone's talking about how badass Ruber is but they always forget about the scene where got facesat by a fat ogre
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Anonymous
>>114435
Still not even among the kinkiest men on the bracket right now.
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Anonymous
>>114435
giwtwm
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Anonymous
>>114435
GIWTWM
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Anonymous
>>114421
>>114430
>>114434
And he wasn't paired up with doomguy because.....
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>>114435
QUIET YOU FOOL
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Anonymous
>>114435
damn... bvsed...
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Anonymous
>>114439
He's evil
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>>114418
She won't cross the fancy velvet ropes, how polite of her.
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Anonymous