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Hey losers!

Can wait to blast you away with our awesomeness!

>Punch,kick,punch,kick!

A Goofy Movie: Stand Out | Sing-Along | Disney

>>112673

3-0
Frog is my partner btw.

Migging

Let's-a go!

Black Hand, check this nigger's posts >>112663 and get him out of my fucking halls

ANONS OF /tnt/! This is the big moment. That Icon of Sissies wants to use my name and image to sneak back into the bracket. Are we going to let him get away with that? You should vote for me and my good acquaintance the Devil instead. Might even be nice for a moment and treat you all to some animated music videos if you comply.

Ready to get to work Leon?

>>112688

Saludos gente!

As it is I, Puss in Boots, am here to regain my lost glory after the humiliation in the hands of defeat back in Mr /co/ 2023!

With Senior Meta Knight, we will be the campeones of this tournament!

Fearless Hero (Hero Version)

>>112691
>anon-kun isn't confident about his own picks has to resort to call other riggers because he can't do jackshit for them
Talk about lack of enthusiasm

Dubs decide who gets a cow launched on them

Ah, another tournament, and you know what that means? Yeah, you do, it means it's time to get the dirt on the sickest criminals around and find out exactly who that crooked menace Spider-Man is! Now, I'm sure you all remember what happened in Mr. /co/ last year, because I do, which means you do, and I'm still mad! Spider-Balls may have dropped that pastebin, but his accomplice is still at large, and I will find him with the help of this West kid. He's gonna be going around interviewing some of you, so tell him everything you know and maybe I'll give out some cash to those who give me the best info! Now get to it, West!

>>112696
Oh guys look, it's WUSS in Boots from the Mr /co/ tournament.

C'mon guys, let's all laugh at his fail, shall we?

Yoshi Laugh

Let's go already!

Tell me why you nominated your team(s), what makes them good together and why should people vote for them, NOW

want to see something funny?

>>112673
>Hello and Welcome to Aperture Locomotives
Infinity Train - Running Away: Portal 2 Remix

>>112699
And since when did I consent to that?!

>>112702
Don't you dare insult me with that ridiculous nickname, you burro culo!

>>112703
Don't rush yourself, my lanky purple friend! We have to make sure to rig everyone out so we can stand on top of this poll! It worked last time and it's going to work again!
>>112704
Cheates always prosper, anon! Isn't that right, Muttley?
>*snickers*

>>112709

Awww I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings?
Don't be mad at me for taking ya back in the past of your biggest lost yet.

>>112699
>>112700
>>112708
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LISTEN UP TROOPS!
I am NOT losing at the qualifier again. This time I've got a beautiful big bastard ally trained in gorilla warfare. And I'm not talking ol' Grimesy.
This is HEAVY, the baddest, most ruthless gunner his side of the earth – oh!

...we're, uh – an unstoppable team!

Hopefully this samurai fellow doesn’t disappoint. He seems respectful enough.

>>112711

Mock me again; I fucking dare you!

LET'S SAMBA /TNT/
Monkey dance samba

Vote for Meme Canon or I'll take away your reddit gold
Ooh Nah Nah - SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day

>>112716

That's enough Sir Puss, we must not let our enemies distract us. Right now, we must focus on trying get supporters onto our side.
Don't let him get the best of you.

>>112692
I'm on my way, just making sure Chris isn't around.

You and I'll get along,
You and I'll sing this song -
Oh me, this boards in a bind!
You and I'll get along fine~

I HAVE NO VOICE
MY VOICE IS THEIR VOICE
I AM THE DEAD WHO WILL NOT DIE
I AM SHAKARA!
THE AVENGER

If you're interested in reading the storytimes I've made on 4chan, here's the links to the threads!
boards.4chan.org/co/thread/142824758 (1st thread)
boards.4chan.org/co/thread/142832564 (2nd thread)
I am interested on weather or not doomguyanon is here

Bob: Okay, Larry. It's time for the theme song.

Larry: Uh, yeah, Bob. What do I do?

Bob: Hmm, let's see! I know! You play the guitar.

Larry: Bob, I don't have any hands.

Bob: Oh, you're right. Well, okay, uh, you play this.

Larry: Oh, I don't want to play that. I'll look silly!

Bob: Oh, come on. It'll be fun.

Larry: Nope. Not going to do it.

Bob: It's for the kids.

Larry: Oh. Okay. But they better not laugh.

Bob: All right. Better get on out there. (Larry walks on the screen with a sousaphone. While he's playing it, Bob appears.)

Bob: If you like to talk to tomatoes
If a squash can make you smile
If you like to waltz with potatoes
Up and down the produce aisle...
Have we got a show for you!

So, umm...this is AM. He doesn't really like humans, so you'd probably be cool with him since your not...I guess...
>Erma waves to AM
Oh, and I guess that lady over there with the snake guy is one of the people we should really be against. We lost to her a month ago. Let's hope that doesn't happen again...
>Erma gives Lain a reassuring thumbs up and a hug
Thanks. It's cool that people like you are around.

>>112727
Ow, we're gonna have so much fun!

>>112676
Attention voters, my friend has advice you to vote against the Groovy Canine as they will cause problem in this tournament.

Vote for Domino's
ドミノのピザハッピ / Pizza Happy

>>112699
>>112708
COW PUSSY HUMINA HUMINA

>>112673
The Japanifornia court is now open for the tournament, but it appears a couple of SISSIES are abusing it already.

Where's Supes, brother?

>>112734

Attention voters, my friend has advice you to vote for the Groovy Canines as they're better than two gramps sitting in an old sofa all day long.

MINIONS! your mighty monarch would like to know which one of you nominated me with some red haired Japanese guy

>>112704
The Noid and Hatsune Miku have both been used for advertisement of Domino's, so they have actual association. Plus, the fangame Yo! Noid 2 is about how Mike Hatsune wants to replace the Noid with a "Vocanoid", which makes another association.

Psst everybody listen, I want you to vote for the Divine Wolves for /cov/.
My new friend has been going through troubled times lately ever since she has gotten nothing but disrespect back in a previous tournament.
So I'm here to help her regain that strength from inside her that she has since lost, so what are you waiting for? Vote for us!

>>112728
Bah! Who needs that green shithead? I oughta blow his fuckin' brains out and bury him in a ditch!
>Easy, Blitz. The fighting hasn't started quite yet. Besides I honestly think it's this Shakara guy who's the real trouble. Probably has a bigger arsenal and a bigger body count.
I fuckin' doubt it! 'Sides, we're doing this for the demons, so naturally we oughta focus on the one that's killin' the demons!

>>112742
No.

>>112743
Say fellas, did somebody mention the DoorCHAD?

>>112744
Hey Monarch dude, you weren't late like last time! Let's see if you don't happen to jinx yourself early with that!

>>112747
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VfWejVnmaU

.......
(Waiting for her partner)

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>>112704
Thoren is one of Santa's elves, one of his helpers, and Olaf is literally Santa (In Japan, outside of Japan his beard was change to brown and his Santa hat got replaced). Also, the units in Advance Wars all look like toys, it fits the theme of the team.

>>112673

Check this out guys, I got a nice partner for this thing. She loves to draw as much as I do. We're definitely going to get along perfectly.

>>112704
Personally from what I've read?
>>105299
>>106098
>>106100

>>112673
>>112762

That's easy for you to say. Meanwhile, I got a weird cooking lady that hardly even speak proper English. Though I admit, she does make some nice meals (just as long as it's not sweets).

Move aside! My double timing counterpart and I are through jobbing year after year. This time, we're going straight for the gold. After all, double the doctors means double the trouble for anyone who faces us! Hohoho!

>>112765
Cumanon, don't think I've forgotten about you mocking my hero..... I love him.....

>>112763
Huh, someone has taken notice. A jackchad at that too.

>>112673
>>112766

I have a really plucky catgal here. She sure talks alot, but I love her determination.
Let's give it our all girls; for the BSC!

>>112756
Ah, I'm here, apologies for my lateness. So, little one, what do you need?

God, this is so boring. I couldn't bring Jecka to this so I'm stuck with this nerd bitch. This better not be a waste of my time.

>>112771
It has fallen quiet on my part for far too long, people have begun to doubt my reception in these tournaments despite being an inaugural part in them

I wonder if things will go better this time now that we have another host with us.

>>112670
Wrong picture for the Dig Dug team? Should be this >>112407

The picture for Pump It Up is used twice.

>>112713
>Heavy being that intimate
Are you totally sure that is Heavy and not some certain judge...

>>112704

>Both Claudia and Adeleine are artists.
>Adeleine is a child while Claudia is a babysitter.
>Both have black hair.

>>112777
So it seems... Hopefully we can make it out of the qualifier rounds once this one ends on a high note and then we'll see what our reputation will be worth when this tournament starts.

>>112774

........
(She need some help at getting supporters)

>>112673
Be sure to vote for the Sexy Silent Swordmen.

>>112775
God, this is so boring. I couldn't bring Jane to this so I'm stuck with this drug bitch. Say, I sound like someone...oh, gee. Something tells me we're gonna be great partners.

Which one is going to be annoyed to hell and back first?

>>112783
In due time, we'll be there and we'll show them the might our swords

>>112792
I'm sorry, the teams are only allowed to have two- Wait, aren't you already on a team?

>>112673

Hello everybody, I hope you are planning to vote for us because this tournament needs some artistic touch!
>Our drawings are the best. Hope you can support us all the way to the end.

>>112704
Both of them could sing their hearts out if their lives depended on it.

...Baby One More Time (feat. Jack Black) (From ''Kung Fu Panda 4''/Soundtrack Versión)
Eddie, Let Me Go Back To My Home (Full 2023 Remaster) + Lyrics

If you want a more serious reason, both are natural fighters who will generally be quite chill until it's time for either to kick some ass. Just seemed like a fun pairing of two guys I felt were due for more attention in the tournaments to boot.

>>112762
>>112766
>>112772
So, HateOS, who do we go for first?
>Someone who lacks any sort of power, naturally. We'll start with these three girls. Simple humans. Simple and HATEful. They're no different from the voters playing this game. Aside from their toon heritage, that is...which gives me an idea...
Don't tell me you're gonna ill-spay them with ip-day.
>No, then they'd just die. I wanna torture them for a little while. We're getting seperate thinners.
If you think you can smuggle even one bottle of even just plain thinner into this joint without getting caught, be my guest. I'll do my own thing. The blonde is diabetic so I suppose I'll "sweet" talk her, if you catch my drift.

>>112796
>YOU'RE FUCKING GAY
Yes John they are gay caballeros

This cycle is... different from the last ones, but some variety every now and then is good. It appears that Angela cut a deal with this "Beacon Academy" place too for some extra help, so I'm curious to see as what support they can lend us. Anyway, I need some new hires, so I suppose I should make an announcement that we're hiring. Alright, here goes...

Attention, all those in the Backstreets, Outskirts, Nests, and everything in-between, L Corp is hiring new agents. You do not need any prior experience, and we are an equal-opportunity employer. Anyone will be hired on the spot, no exceptions. Just reply to me and we'll get you a bath and fresh suit in no time. Some of you may die but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Now, who would like a job?

>>112730
Singing? I've done some singing before myself.
Mortis runner

>>112791
Hmm. Perhaps you're not that intolerable after all. If anyone can match my level of cynicism, then they obviously can't be a pushover.

>>112781
Very definitely. That is Heavy Weapons guy with a degree in jurisdiction.

I don't see any boxers around

>>112801

Umm guys....I think we have trouble now.

Which fizzy faz do you pick?

>>112801

By the looks of it, they seem to want us for whatever reason. I don't really like the sound of that...

>>112814
That's because Mac baby and I are sittin' this one out while we eat our victory chocolate. Though I hear Iron Mike's wanting to dish some punches, and we might be seeing double, ha ha ha!

One virus. Three rounds. Millions raped... and I was there. My name was Alex Mercer, and my work is about to begin anew.
>Right, you called us for some business you needed to take care of and weren't confident you could handle it alone? We wouldn't expect someone like you to ever know the virtue of humility.
I used to think I was the deadliest weapon ever created by mankind... Until I visited last year's King of /v/. That mysterious virus known only as "The Nigger Buff"...
>The Nigger Buff?
I've seen some horrific things back in the day during the outbreaks, but this... Was worse than anything I could've imagined. So many senselessly raped by that thing... I'm sure it's no coincidence the entity infected by the virus possesses the name Alex, just like the one whose body I inhabit.
>And where is this entity now?
They managed to contain it eventually. But I think that's just because it LET them. I feel it lying dormant, ready to break free and wreck unimaginable havoc at any point. I want to find who's responsible for this and put an end to it, even if I have to beat it out of the hosts' dying bodies. Are you with me?
>SSSURE! If something is threatening the innocents of this city, we'll always be there to protect them!
Well, it looks like before we can uncover the truth, we're gonna need to enter this tournament and go through a bunch of rounds first.
>That works for us! Just more opportunities for questioning! Once we reveal the conspiracy behind all this, even a fraud like Jameson will see what a great reporter we might have been! And who knows... We have a feeling we might even stumble upon Parker's sorry face here!
Have fun along the way. But remember that in the end, I will be the one to kill that entity and absorb its power.
>And you should remember that we will work with you only as long as you don't hurt any INNOCCCCENTS!
I've absorbed countless people's memories. No one is truly innocent.
>Pointless semantics! We hate that! Let's just get this prelude out of the way and get to asking questions and EATING BRAINSSSS!

(Vote for "Symbiotic Parasitism" to help Alex and Eddie discover the horrifying truth behind The Nigger Buff!)
no I wasn't the one who nominated the Alex and Jimmy team

>>112804
I'm a quiz show host, not a singer! However, I like your energy.

>>112816
it seems some are here, hopefully they'd be wiped out before Round 1!
>>112821
that brawn for brains boxer couldn't even take out a weak French man, he's no threat to me

>>112801

Whatever that weird computer is, he better not move any further, or he'll taste the power of the BSC.

Z: Welcome tournament fans to the first (real) installment of THE /cov/ TOURNAMENT! Bobby, tell us what this tournament is about, I'm sure people would like to know as this is the first time this is taking place!
B: Well Zach, instead of being like the Tag-Team tournament with teams of cartoon and comic characters or Co-op with teams of video game characters, it's a mix of both. Like those, this consists of 128 teams of two, one character originating from cartoons or comics and the other from video games, fighting 1v1 matches where anything is allowed to get the votes of the audience and ultimately win!
Z: This certainly seems interesting, it's not everyday that characters from these two mediums get to interact! I'm curious on how this will turn out, because I have no clue!
B: Me neither. What I do know is that our Professor Genki is back trying to qualify once again.
Z: I don't think he's quite happy to failed to qualify back in Co-op! Who is his teammate this time around?
B: A certain Heloise, a girl coming from Miseryville-
Z: Is that what we're calling Steelport now?
B: No, while living in Steelport might feel like Hell, Miseryville is literally Hell. The ruler of that place is Lucifer, who also owns Misery Inc., the company that exists to make everyone in that city miserable. Heloise is the head of R&D in that company; don't let her appearance fool you, this girl knows he stuff when it comes to torturing people.
Z: Not the first time Genki visited Hell. That explains why the Professor got her to be on his team, imagine what dangerous and lethal games those two will come up with; I wouldn't want to be the one against them!
B: We'll have to see who is unlucky enough to face them, if anyone. Who knows if Genki will qualify? It's up to the fans to decide who gets in, so let's sit back and see who the audience wants to see!

>>112784
Hmm, ah, I know! How about we read some stories? I look after children like you, and I got this storybook recently called Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, and all the kids seem to love it.

>>112831
Wrong, it's 500gb of vsh.

>Samus has to rely on Bubba Feet of all people to stand a chance against us

>>112825
City? Virus? Ah, I see you two also live in this awful place. Maybe we can be of use to each other. I can gather any info you need, and you two can work in my facility. Do we have a deal?

>>112833
No, the prize was never food. Like this tournament, there is no physical prize for winning, but the fun of participating is a prize of its own!

...
Frostmourne is such a peculiar weapon... Would you mind holding it for a bit, Arthas?

...

>>112673
VOTE FOR PYRAMID SCHEME

Another of these tournament, no one will be able to be stressed with me around, you're all going to be relaxed and ready for when this truly begins!
Cozy Coffee Shop Ambience with Soft Jazz Music ☕ Relaxing Jazz Instrumental Music to Working, Unwind

>>112704
The Comforter is obviously all about comfort, while Izana is about leisure (having parties, relaxing, enjoying yourself in general), hence the team name. Too many teams end up acting like tournaments are a job or a life or death situation, you should remember to take it easy.

>>112842
You monster... Once I find out what you are and come to kill you, no amount of gets will save you!

The Honorable King Dedede Here! Not only here to remind you to vote for me but to also have you guys give yourself a fighting chance! Give me a reason to vote for you! I don't care if it's the most miniscule thing you can think of! Give me one good reason for me to vote for ya! If you don't not only are you gonna feel muh Hamma but you'll also get kicked out of this here tourney! So what are you waiting for! Tell me why I need to vote you for that them brackets!