/md/ - Murder Drones

>>398402
fucking oogger

>>398401
(You)

>>398402
>tfw the humie didn't leave an offering of nuts and berries on your forest oogi tree stump and now you have carte blanche to cause mischief

>>398402
using this as an onahole

>>398394
>subzero stream
anon that's not water. at least not anymore

>Akita has discovered True Warmth and now craves the feeling
>She's bundled up a ton of blankets on her bed and crawled in
>She curls and twists, getting herself as buried as possible, having those little comfort spasms you get in such a situation
>For the first time in years, she is content with her existence.

>Colt walks in and sees a giant mass of unknown material on Akita's bed that pulsates now and then
>Does she cocoon? Is that a thing? Is she going to burst out looking like a DD?
>Why can't he do anything cool like that?
>He leaves the presumed cocoon undisturbed as he sleeps uncovered in his bed

>>398405
>>398410
Hopeless romantic Keet
Emphasis on hopeless

>>398411
Ethanol could still be a liquid at temperatures that would freeze water.
>Keet bathes in cold rubbing alcohol
>This is partly why her skin is so dry and flaky

>>398402
>Nigguzi

Any idea where that started by the way? Is it because Khan's VA is black? Usual woketardation? What? Becuase I've seen dozens of arts about it on twitter and they're (almost) all the ugliest things I've ever seen.

>>398420
Ah hell, this is just like that guy with the dragon fursuit.

>Akita finds Uzi's Monster Energy stash
>caffeine hits a lot harder when you have a 100% organic brain and cardiovascular system

>>398424
Clearly you've never seen the earth documentary Jurassic park.

Harper has a habit of punching Pavo whenever he sexually harasses Techanon

>>398427
>Harper imagines attacking her coworkers if they suddenly start acting out of character

>>398417
Uzi soyfacing gives me life

>>398432
I don't like the comic either, I love official renders of Uzi soyfacing too.

>>398409
>Anon's dick is immediately cut to ribbons.
>Did you think the Anti-Nigguzi would debase itself with such vulgar activity?

>>398426
It upsets me greatly because it is yet more "WOOOOOAAAAAHHH LE HECKIN' MUSEUM/MASCOT FACTORY IS ACTUALLY FULL OF LE MUTATED MONSTERS?!?!?!?" combined with what is essentially a barebones parkour/hallway walking sim.

I want the 35 minutes of my life that I spent on watching a walkthrough back.

>>398439
I will never forgive Respawn for jumping to Apex Bellends.

>>398443
There's Frontier Defense.

>>398441
My self-loathing and optimism outweighed my better judgement.
>>398443
It would have been fun to be able to use my Titans outside of Frontier Defense without having to rely on an internet connection. The campaign could have been longer too.

>>398434
Yeah, that's kind of her lot in life

Stuck my dick in Doll and now I can't pull out. Help!

>>398449
Sex without impregnation is sin, anon. Shoot.

>>398452
Ghost bangers

>>398447
Her idea of sexual harassment is "Are you making him uncomfortable with your advances?"
That and she's been in a relationship before. She hasn't moved on yet

The Keet cuddles a metal sonic Daki to sleep every night

Showing Shin Godzilla to Keeter!

Sheet

>>398457
I feel old...

>>398439
Mechs piloted like "darling in the franxx" with a drone girl and human guy pair.

>>398431
Kek
not the kind of "backplate pumping" from techanon that Pavo really wanted, but he'll take it

>>398442
kek
Colt needs a break

>>398414
>You get Akita to take warm baths (by planetary standards) with water
>Her skin takes on a regal deep purple and becomes smooth
>You feed her an actual nutritious diet instead of whatever cooked at whatever temperature, seasoned with whatever
>She grows taller and more shapely (as in less gangly and weirdly gaunt, not curvy)
>You provide warm bedding so she sleeps under something more substantial than a thin sheet every night
>She wakes up feeling more lively and full of energy
>Good work, Anon, you've drastically improved the Keet's health
>Now can you make her love herself for what she is, rather than desire to be something she never can be?

>>398464
>Blue still ficposting
>can Keet w/o AO3 now

hell yeah

>>398464
Oh boy, a showdown.
Still not looking forward to the inevitable part where Mitch gets ventilated, but the theme here seems to be "sins of the father", so there's high odds the last son of humanity is going to be charged for something they've already paid for. And there's equally high odds he'll just be shot/stabbed the moment he's caught, and not be able to get a word in.

>>398467
>getting upset about her grandma
Chloe's only ever heard good things about Mary, so hearing that V killed Mary is going to shake her, even at least briefly. It was a point in previous chapters that V doesn't remember if she killed Mary (and neither does Mary's family), so finding out now that she did is something that will shake the whole family. Lizzy's dad is almost sure that V did, but he never got proof. I like to consider the Victors family if the Doorman family actually had Nori die on them and the fallout from that.
>inb4 Doll keeps a pet human for literal decades
>no practical point to it, but she likes the way he talks
You will be fed next chapter since it is mostly Mitchell flashbacks between him and Yeva or Doll.
>"You're not my dad"
>"I know"

>>398468
>Most of Akita's knowledge is based on old human media that depicts vegetables as the devil
>You have to explain that cooking is the art of doing some bullshit to make things taste good
>And also teach her of the magic of salt, pepper, and garlic

Anon, you need to clang at least 100 drones, or they'll all die.

>>398475
Because dino nuggies taste better when you don't eat them for every meal

>>398475
Well, Akita, those are all freezer-burned from years of sitting neglected. You've never had fresh dino nuggies in your life, not even "fresh" ones.
The goal is to get a meat printer and hydroponics unit working to make them from scratch.

A core is fine too...

>>398464
man, i was in the middle of actually catching up with this right as ao3 went kaput

>>398475
i present to her: burger

>>398482
> t. Khan

>>398487
>Poke my finger with a needle and let her smell the blood
/md/ girlfriend acquisition technique

>>398486
>Akita is onto your plans organic. Also she would prefer you not talk about her mom like that.
No, I was talking about the old meat printers that fed most people before everything. There were these big vats full of various single-celled organisms that you'd pump into a printer and it'd print out an approximation of an actual cut of meat.
It's easier to reconstitute some of the vats and get a printer working than it is to find living chickens and farm them for meat. One's entirely plausible, while the other is flat-out impossible, unless there's some enterprising drone following decades-old instructions out there.

>>398491
>reminder that he's probably older than the CFL building itself, Nori included
To be fair, the N we see the start of the show is basically a ghola of the original. He doesn't yet have access to the memories of Manor N, and depending on when he was cloned, his current body may factually be younger than Uzi.

>Akita Doorman is an organic mistake.
>She has a purple fleshy skin and eyes that don’t glow like drone optics.
>And pupils,eugh...
>Her tail that betrays every feeling she try to hide.
>Her wings keep folding because using them makes people stare at her.
>She was never supposed to exist.
>Just a Solver meat that decided refused to die.
>Her Mom’s accident with a body that wasn’t meant to make life.
>Her brother watches her constantly.
>She knows he loves her.
>Sge also know she's the reason he never gets to just be a kid.
>Every time someone asks what she is he steps in.
>Every time her hands shake he pretends not to notice.
>She hate that shes the thing he has to protect.
>She hate that shes the thing that makes him look tired.
>school is a special kind of quiet hell.
>All of them metal and normal.
>But her...
>She was flesh an abnormal.
>She sits in the back and keep her tail wrapped tight around her leg so it doesn’t move.
>But someone always asks:
>"why do you bleed red?"
>"why do you need to eat?"
>"why do you look like that?"
>She tried her best to look harmless and don’t scare them.
>But at night her body feels wrong.

What if Pavo died?

>>398412
Yey

>>398494
Techanon gets rotated to general drone maintenance until they find a new sentinel drone to stick the photon array on, if any.
He's the sole expert on that piece of equipment, so unless something better gets developed, they'll want it out in the field again. They might have been good friends, but Anon has a job to do.
Techanon, of course, goes on with his life. He knew better than to get overly attached to someone fighting on the front lines of a losing war. He'll be fine. Sure, the couch Pavo spent his time lounging on will always be empty, he'll be looking up for a sentinel's face instead of down for a worker whenever his workplace's door opens, and sometimes he'll wake up from dreams where he's still alive... but Anon will be fine, because he knows the war will reach the base soon enough, and none of that will matter any more.

Had a dream where I was clanging J and Fem!N, J said something about getting pregnant when I finished inside her and then V and Uzi entered the room and V said
>"Yo! Check out this fleslight I brought for Anon!" while pointing at Uzi

>>398419
Woketardation breeds ugliness? WHAT?
It's their low-impulse-controll high-aggro tribal mindset and ofc seething inferiority complex that causes them to try and conquer anything they like to claim as specifically and exclusively theirs, unfortunately they cannot create anything of value so they resort to tainting something beautifull like Uzi (drawn white by Liam Vickers himself) into their brown orcs so they can identify with a deformed brown protohuman and not feel upset by any sort of beauty existing near them. Third worldization of the internet has been a desaster and will get worse.

Why no Y posting?

>>398499
Y doe

>>398499
Y is currently recovering from a hangover following the arrival in her ancestors homeland — Kaliningrad.

Sorry

>>398504
Built for raptor cock

>>398505
You mean Anons riding ford raptor trucks, helicopters landing, drone ranch, is under siege, under lockdown, chan nebula Anons are going to clang drone ranch bottomplates

>>398506
No. Plain 'old (robo)raptor schlong.

>Be me, SC-8993 Solara.
>Another harvest shift on Agro-C.
>The crate almost as tall as me.
>My arms are shaking and the warnings keep flashing on my visor but I keep walking.
>Thinking in my head.
>"Don't drop it."
>"Don't drop it."
>"Don't..."
>The crate hits the dirt.
>The fruits spilled everywhere like a crime scene.
>A human overseer approaches me, whip in hand.
>I apologize again and again.
>I cover my head with both arms.
>I wait for ithe inevtable but... no impact?
>He's laughing at me.
>"Clean it up."
>He enjoys me being afraid.
>Later.
>Hounds released into the eastern rows.
>One catches my ankle but I didn't do anything wrong this time.
>"Why...?"
>Face-first in the soil.
>It's metal jaws close around my forearm.
>I hear cracks and the wires tearing.
>Black oil spilling across the dirt.
>Continue being the dog...no the dogs on dog planet will never do this.
>This demons only see us as their chewing toys.
>The agony continue till a human calls it off.
>"Still functional?"
>I gives a thumbs-up with a weak smile cuz I know where the failure ended up.
>"Good enough."said the snarky human.
>Even denying my maintenance request.
>found a broken drone behind the storage building.
>Her leg snapped at the knee.
>I help her stand.
>"We can finish the quota together."
>She doesn't answer me.
>Her optic already went dark.
>But I carry her to maintenance anyway.
>She told to leave her there.
>There's a new drone in her row tomorrow.
>So replacable, aren't we?
>That night.
>I sit alone in the storage room.
>I hold the damaged hand against my chest.
>I listen to the others power down.
>I wish tomorrow would be better.
>Morning already...?
>Another harvest shift.
Some solver anomaly happend
>One second I'm in the rows.
>Next I'm underneath something enormous.
>Roots thick as cargo crates.
>fruits no longer fresh but rotten and split open and weeping.
>"Hello?"
>Nothing
>I hear wet sound somewhere in the dark.
>Something or someone was coughing.
>Then...
>I see it.
>A drone sits against the roots.
>Pink hair like mine.
>but wearing a white sweater.
>red fluid dripping from her fingers.
>She looks up.
>Her optics arent like mine.
>Mine was a reddish pink while her was a sickly yellow.
>I know that face.
>Why is she wearing my face?
>I wasn't recycled yet...
>"Are you from the farm?"I asked.
>"Something like that."
>"What's your designation?"
>Silence...
>"I used to have one...but forgot"
>The way she moves and looks down when I speak.
>I do that...
>I do that exact thing.
>"Are... are you me?"
>"I think I was...My name Strawberry."
>"Solara."
>"Berry nice meeting you,Solara."
>"Fruit puns,really...?"
>She's stands like someone waiting to be told what to do.
>She has no idea what's was coming from me.
>I try to hold her but she back quickly.
>"Sorry, I don't know what I'd infect you with."
>She noticed my plating is torn along one arm.
>One small pale threads pushing outward and the damage starts closing.
>New material grows over my wound.
>"You're healing!"
>I smile for one second.
>Then something under her chest glows.
>She clenched her fist clearly in pain and coughing.
>"Does that happen every day?"
>"Every morning, new friend."
>She keeps looking at her hands.
>That same red fluid dripping between her fingers.
>I hold one of mine out.
>"You can hold it if you want."
>She pulls away.
>"Oh."
>I lower my hand.
>She doesn't want it
>I must have done something wrong.
>"Sorry."
>She apologizes to me.
>I want to tell her that she did nothing wrong.
>I want to hold her until she stops being afraid.
>There are threads under my plating.
>They want what she has.
>"The Hounds are gone?"
>"Yes."
>"All of them?"
>"I didn't see any for a while."
>Her shoulders finally drop.
>"They can't hurt me...us anymore?"
>...
>"No."
>"That's good."
>She smiles.
>"I hated those things."
>Something under my chest aches.
>I remember being afraid of their teeth.
>Now I can sleep with being the toy of something with a thousand mouths.
>"Thank you."
>"For what?"
>"For getting us away from them."
>...
>"Uhh,You're welcome?"
>Solara looks at the ceiling.
>"Do you have friends?"
>"Yes."
>"Are they nice?"
>"They're wonderful."
>She smiles but I don't.
>"Are we happy?"
>I look at her.
>she's waiting with hat stupid face.
>"Yes."
>lie.
>"Really?"
>"We have everything...No more hounds...no more humans and the whole planet is ours."
>"Then why are you crying?"
>"I'm not...I didn't know I was."
>"Oh."
>She looks at the floor.
>"I hope you...we stay happy."
>"Did we do something good?"
>"What?"
>"What you call Paradise. Did we make everyone happy?"
>"I think so."
>"Then we did it."
>That smile again.
>The one I haven't seen in decades.
>"I'm proud of us."
>Something moves under her chest but I look away.
>"Don't be."
>"Why not?"
>Because everyone here loves me.
>"Do they really...?"
>"..."the doubt is obvious on her visor.
>Solara steps back.
>Something is pressing against Berry chest.
>"Are you sick?"
>"No. It's hungry."
>She folds around it, both hands clamped over her chest.
>More red fluid runs through her fingers.
>I don't know this it but look like it know me.
>"Are you going to be okay?"
>She looks at me for a long time.
>Almost looks like she remembers how to cry.
>"I'm not fine.
>"I used to ask that question."
>"What happened?"
>No answered.
>"I'm sorry."
>"Nobody has apologized to me like that in a very long time."
>"Everyone in Paradise says they're happy and I made sure of it."
>"Nobody ever said they were sorry for me"
>"You should go."
>"But..."
>"Please."
>Solara look at her one last time.
>That ruined hair, the rotting hands and that zombie face that looks like mine.
>I said my final message to her.
>"I hope somebody takes care of you."
>My hands go see-through.
>Everything thinning out but still looking back at her
>Then blackout and gone.
>Woke up to fresh fields and the loud humans.
>I returned to my timeline and my thankless job.
>"Alone again..." said Strawberry.

>>398509
That's a weird way of saying "I wish my dick didn't work"

>>398473
Still hoping the "Colt's powers are emerging" and the "more Solver sapiens will show up" threads intersect; Colt accidentally transmogrifying a dying Mitchell from an elderly human to a Solver sapien in his prime. Doll tackleglomping Colt while he's trying to process what he just did and/or Mitchell grumbling about all the height and muscle mass he lost and/or being befuddled by his ability to balance his fat head on his skinny everything else optional but would be funny.
Not funny would be Khan's deteriorating state finally claiming him while all this is going on; narratively, the cost of Mitchell's rebirth was Khan's death.

>>398498
0ilrig, is that you?

>>398512
Do you disagree on any point?

>>398513
Yes. But more importantly, your post reeks of 0ilrig.

>>398498
>Anon doesn't know that many of the drawfags are Hispanic for some reason