/md/ - Murder Drones

First for sex with Y (she says I don't have a say in this matter)

>>292677
J why are you so short

>>292677
Watchu lookin at?

>>292679
>>292681
She will make sure you don't have to imagine

>>292671
It's tumblr culture. Sincere edge was deemed icky/problematic/toxic (another word, starts with 'cr' and rhymes with syringe but can't post is because blackhand filtered it) so you could only have edge if you were doing it ironically and lampshading the whole time so nobody could judge you for it. Obviously, Liam is guilty of this, so NOTHING is Murder Drones is sincere or ever takes itself seriously.

>>292686
[x]clang the dronahole

>>292694
I want J cuddles

>>292688
It won’t matter, there will always be another E to replace the last.

>>292698
She's not fat! And even if she is then it's more drone to love!

>>292697
Biblically accurate E, she just needs the white hair.

>>292702
>2/3
>For you see John grew up modestly well...well at least what his parents could do to keep themselves a-float
>But to John's eyes it was nothing but the world to him and his family little bakery. Simple sure but it was nice
>Especially the fond memories he had with his parents and as he gotten older he nothing but excited that he was going to be an older brother...but it made him worried since it was the time he getting his studies within order to be first of his family to complete college
>His parents were college drops outs...and accumulated a bit of debt so in order to combat this they open up that small bakery and eventually build a life around it
>He was able to get a girlfriend believe it or not when his sibling finally came and such...but tragedy strucken and things spiral out of control
>And he desperately try to keep things a-float but in the end he not burn his entire body out but his mind and soul. Hell with how society treated him on trying to reach out for help, crying, begging for someone to come...no one did
>Thus even his emotions were burned out as well. And the more I stared at him I can see the little details on his body. The faded blisters on his finger tips on endless nights typing away,his sunken eyes of spending countless day and nights staying up late, the echos of his body, begging...pleading for him to sit down and take a break...to rest, the constant fogging that comes in and out of his eyes...
>And to be surrounded by things that only bring negativity made his mind set warped and crude...this also can explain why at times when I talk to him he's nihilistic
>And it made even worse that he doesn't view himself within a positive light at all. Deeming himself as "the greatest failure that ever lived"...but can't he see that what happened to him was out of his control
>And even when he was in control nobody doesn't blame him for trying his absolute hardest to make things right...but yet he doesn't see that way at all

>>292703
>3/3
>And the more I look deeper into his eyes...deeper to his soul...all I can see is a being that is in constant pain from everything
>Someone who have to constantly to mask and even fake emotions in order to look "normal". Hell even his default expression is just yet another mask that he wears...it's haunting
>And even his laughter feels forced as well...like a broken record trying force itself to speak but the noise it emits is all broken,tattered and distorted
>And that's the thing his can only emit,express and to think: pain. No one should be push towards the edge like John nor be surrounded by those that make things worsen
>So I stood up...walked over and simply let him know that he tried...that he tried his hardest on trying to do things right
>He didn't push me nor objected as I came in close and hugged him...it took a few minutes before he embraced me within the hug as he slowly buried his face into my shoulders
>He made no sound but I can tell he was gently weeping onto me...and after that he let me know it's completely understandable if I wish to not to interact with him anymore after what he told me about himself
>And yet I still come by and visit time to time. Doing the same rhythm and dance with only difference being that I try my best to help him to express and try to get rid of all the pain he has experienced
>Try my best to help him as he done so for me with mines...he's a confused man trapped within a a cage of his own eternal pain

>>292706
get your green dandruff away from her!

>>292709
you are supposed to play engineer for that you idiot

frogdrones. but like, not the animals, the profession. frogmen. those guys.

>>292677
Imagine this short little maid pouting at you

>>292678
Tender passionate y lovemaking...

>>292714
Whaler drones.

>>292715
I won't but I will get horny for Mimi now.
So thanks for that.

>>292721
Hey, TF industries combat robots are highly compatible with models from other manufacturers, I'm sure your drone wife will get along with her just fine

>>292720
PAINFVL TRVKE

>>292722
I don't care. I'll fap to Mimi and worker drone ass for free, thanks.

>>292677
Joaj

>>292727
She needs kisses on her little snoot

>>292690
Are you one of the two MDDF Anons from /co/? Because the disproportionate vitriol towards even the mildest badmouthing feels familiar.

>>292671
Extremely on brand for Murder Drones tbqhfam

so, writefags, got any Halloween greens in the chamber for the final days of October?

>>292725
Based

>>292732
Whatever you think I am, I am not. I'm just anon

>>292734
No

>>292734
My Ivory green is technically spooky though I've only really managed to scare people with my stories by implying thier DND charachter will die, if you mean halloween themed then no (my only knowledge on what halloween is like is from scream fortress)

>>292740
Yeh

>>292684
You can always call it kirienge

>>292688
I don't wanna starve baws 😭

>>292707
Bro ended up in a sticky situation

>>292719
That's a lot of oil

>>292734
Maybe

>>292715
Dangerously Genuine Texan Ass

>>292751
Anon..... I... please don't go to her basement when she tells you she has something cool to show you

I need a green that's super relaxing. Just "Oh it's gonna be alright"

>>292757
Jesus. I mean I like some crazy proportions but that's just a visual and anatomical clusterfuck

>>292702
>>292703
>>292704
Surprisingly wholesome for a John green. Has he finally found a friend?

>>292757
>>292760
Is this even a drone?

>>292757
Wat

Uncle Samsonite XXL
Auntie Cyn would absolutely do this to Berretta and you can't tell me otherwise

>>292764
This looks like the Tasque Manager

>>292758
Yeah and the ground shakes whenever she takes a step, someone will have to break the news to her that we will have to dismantle her body and put her core in a worker drone one, she needs to drink two liters of oil an hour to not overheat

>>292757
I like off-model, but this is too much.

>>292734
Halloween? no
Jane’s birthday? Absolutely

>>292705
She would not have those, she’s a drone

Jitties?

Hey hey people
Anon here
Have YOU ever wanted to funpost like no other?
Have YOU wanted content for your favorite drone but don't have enough of it?
Well I have something just for you
Ssethposting
Create the most retarded and autistic posts about your favorite drone like you're Sseth reviewing it
Hell you can even post about your most depraved gooner fantasies if you want
You can even do it with male drones
If you're a fag

>>292770
(J)ugs
(J)ello Twins
(J)uicy Bazookas

>>292771
Anon is standing on a step ladder

>>292767
Same

>>292772
No.

>>292777
The faggy pinata

>>292777
I want to impale him on my cock while Molly fondles my balls

I ship Pavo and Mylo. The little worker drone needs to smash Pavo's prostate with his baseball bat clown cock.

Make the pain stop!

>>292780
Pavo is techanonsexual, I'm afraid.

>>292781
>You knew what you were getting into when you took the codename "The Pain".

>>292781
Somebody deploy a drone in his bedroom! Quick!

>>292702
>>292703
>>292704
Awesome, anon! Thanks for expanding on John's backstory!

Okay, Anon. I have a proposition for you. I will let you live in Outpost 3 and I will not bother you and you will not lay your filthy human hands on my daughter. Understand?

>>292734
I wanted to write greens about the horror of human life in a drone state, not in the Union, but in a state that is under the control of drones, but it turned out terrible, so hope for other anons, anon.

>>292784
> a drone with blue and red lights (they keep switching back and forth) is running to anon's room while screaming "wee-oo wee-oo!"

>>292786
Got it, molest N

>>292782
you should know better than to draw the ire of a mylo fangirl, if you're not careful you'll end up becoming another entry in top 10 videos about "most fucked up fandom incidents"

>>292787
Write it anyways. I wanna see humans suffer under drones.

>>292725
Humanity cannot rely on the favor of the Higher Powers in its struggle with existence itself. Strengthen your hearts and spirits, for we will create our own drone-wives with our own hands!

>>292702
>>292703
>>292704
Need more of these two

>>292739
I was really taken by the first part, where the anon was unloading nuclear waste into an underground storage facility and running away from an unknown creature, it was truly captivating.

>>292790
Bring it, beef wellington. I have six psychobombs set to play Ram Ranch in your mind once they go off.

>>292795
anon I'm just warning you that those crazy fujos are out there, don't shoot the messenger

>>292777
Kek.

>>292786
Your mother please

>>292780
So what will endure: Pavo's ass, a weapon of mass destruction for heterosexuality, or Milo's dick, a thief of wives and a destroyer of marriages?

>>292786
How am I meant to give Negev her meds then? And she calms down a bit whenever I hug her

homosexual gayfaggots infesting MY (yes, it's mine) THREAD

>>292804
The worms didn't infest their brains. They infested their colons.

>>292734
On Halloween itself I got something spooky planned. Something starring Beretta, no less.

>>292800
This image will become relevant in 3 days.
I will not elaborate.

>>292806
Hey, I like boy drone ass, not dick!

>>292809
I'm sure you like prison too but sadly we have no soap available today.
>>292808
Haha you are concealing information vital to the /md/ inquisition anon.
You will be interrogated by Big Dave.

>>292810
No I do not like prison, from what I heard they put you in a room with a drone with pink optics

>>292804
It unironically would be better for everyone involved if homosexual content had its own thread instead of being posted to the main one.
>Anons into that stuff could be free to create and indulge in as much gayposting as they want without causing drama.
>Anons not into that stuff could be spared from having to see content that would rather not see.

>>292777
>Lucy just inconveniences Mylo instead of scaring him, but considers it the same thing
>She's going to hit levels never dreamed of, because he's just getting upset and not afraid

>>292810
>>292812
is this the next wave of whiny threadshitting?

>>292808
delivery anon arrives at a Halloween party/haunted house only to realize that they're having him for dinner!

>>292812
Pavo should be the OP image and the main mascot.

>>292816
of the entire board? great idea anon!

>>292817
>Pavo board
>Pavo website

>>292812
There is also the hide button.
This is also a general drone thread. Much as I despise faggots for putting their grubby mitts on everything, they have the right to post, gripe, celebrate and whatever as much as we do. Long as they don't rulebreak or act like obnoxious spergs.
>>292814
No, but you'll end up fulfilling the prophecy if you continue on about it like that.
Lets just thumb our noses and move on.

>>292820
Are drones entitles to schizophrenia meds?

>>292820
>Black rock shilling
Damn, I didn't know SD-X and SD-J get along so well

>>292819
>Long as they don't rulebreak or act like obnoxious spergs.
Common sense, wow, not very common anywhere
But yeah, people are allow to post anything they want, this is a drone thread, for every type of anon and drone, as long as people are not complete spergs and do not post anything illegal, they should post what they want, you can always hide things you don't like

>>292820
Very schizo image, that or gen alpha humor

>>292825
deaded drones THRILLER NIGHT

>>292822
gotta get that sponsor money. I don't know what X needs it for but I'm honestly worried about the idea of her having any large sum of money

Anon! Tonight is movie night with your drone waifu/husbando (I don't judge), you haven't forgotten have you? What movie did you pick to scare them enough to cuddle with you during the movie but not enough to make them have trouble sleeping?

>>292827
It's going to be fine, plus she really needs that dosh, the poor girl is going around naked!

J asking if a jand job has benefits.

>>292830
>J honey please I know you like the corpo speak roleplay but I have to wake up early tomorrow

>>292826
That's a bit vague or maybe my ESL. Elaborate

>>292810
I don't like prison though... strychnine is there

>>292828
Lucy's been stopping by between her scares, so I'll be fine with whatever scary movie I'm putting on for the night

>>292837
6 foot 4 and full of sandwich

>>292820
Cute

>>292812
Jessa and Vizzy are a fucking cancer to murder drones.

>>292839
>Cute
???

Gimme the Mylo drawing

>>292812
Trvke
>>292814
Go infest literally any other fandom that has fags in its actual show

>>292816
>>292818
Pervo

New /co/ thread. How long will it last?

>>292850
As long as an Oogie in the microwave.

>>292851
3 minutes then

>>292850
bout three fiddy

Attention threadgoers

Testicles.
That is all.

>>292857
but whose?

>>292859
Anons, they are deflated after the drones ran a train on him

>>292860
kek. I've said it before but I really hope the MV isn't canon because it's all negatives if it is

>>292855
you migrate i stay

>>292861
they flattened his balls with a train? what did anon do to deserve such a cruel fate?

>>292860
Funne

>>292865
yeah

>>292862
It really is.
>Solver can still easily kill Uzi with enough time since she has enough freedom for shenanigans.
>None of the disassemblers or Uzi value drone life pretty much at all.
>Uzi is still living like a kid with no real change to her daily routine after the events of the plot.

choose wisely
fucked up looking drones or a SINGULAR nsfw piece

>>292871
Fucked up NSFW drones illegally modified then abandoned by their owners.

>>292872
Running a shelter and rehab center for said drones so that they may reintegrate into society

>>292858
Meant that for another post.

>>292871
Fucked up looking drones. 'tis the season for horror after all

>>292877
it's either reasonably large or a fucking elephant gun, no in-between

>>292871
fucked up looking drones, lord knows we're not lacking nsfw

>>292860
>>292862
>>292869
UUUUUUUUGH, why do you threadshitters care so much about normalfags?! It's a BLACK COMEDY called MURDER Drones, normalfags dying is the JOKE! Normalfags are just background NPCs, stop pretending to care you fucking threadshitters!

melted down all my drones and poured them into a big ass hole.
im sure this will have no consequences for me or anyone else

>>292855
Are you the fag who reported people for being homophobic last time I called it pervo?

>>292881
I have a feeling this Anon may be purple and hasn't showered in a while, they may also be a chuuni

>>292883
It's almost as if you like being eaten by demons

>>292885
There's two Anons like that in the /co/ threads.

>>292888
Anyone remember the Pinkeye episode of South Park?

>>292887
>Chuuni Uzi samefags so well you think it's two diffrent people
Truly even without the solver she is formidable

>>292884
I'm not your boogeyman, but pervo is never going to happen. what is it with threadshitters and trying to make their made-up seethespeak catch on?

Good night /MD/, have fun, post drones and don't you dare take any b8 while I'm gone

>>292890
Lay off chuuni Uzi, her entire life she's had to deal with her mom being the only permanently disabled person in a society of robots. Try getting her to be more prosocial beyond online games and fandom sites and staring dreamily at Thad.

>>292892
some people just really like to argue with idiots.

>>292855
Gay boy

>>292893
I know I know I kid, hope she gets some friends soon.
I unironically want to write about chuuni Uzi, I think it's very cute and it's the closets to canon I can get without relapsing into post episode 8 depression, maybe once I need to take a break from the Y green

>>292891
projection award

>>292883
Nothing bad EVER happens to the Elliots

if you were to translate your favorite monster (from media, mythology, cryptozoology, etc.) into a drone, how would it turn out?

>>292899
Pavo might be the gayest man of all, but he only has eyes for techanon. if anything it'd be preferable that you're only interested in him for friendship

>>292900
>Beholder
Just give X a Lazer gun, everything that's not the disintegration ray sucks anyway

>>292899
Is he giving me the cube?

>>292903
no, merely presenting the fate of the femanon

>>292900
Lizzy pls

>>292904
Can't he just let her go with a slap on the ass or something? I'm sure she learned her lesson, she has dogs to feed and on model sexo to draw

>>292896
She could start with Emily, the other womanlet who everyone stays away from because she's weird.

>>292899
I'm going to fuck this mime. If anyone asks it's a girl.

>>292908
anon no! I know it's cute, but it's not worth the risk– it'll suck all your blood out with an invisible bike pump, or deglove your face with an invisible zipper!

>>292910
Akita lub skrimp.