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No.288021
Murder Drones #288Anonymous
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Anon, drones are just a soulless imitation of a human, a counterfeit of the original, which has no divine origin in itself, so why not choose a woman in this case?

The Lovely Booru: https://dronebooru.co
The Magnificent Wheel Of OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
The Wheel's Best Friend The Modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The Outstanding OC Wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The last Thread: >>287083
No.288023
Anonymous
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No.288025
Anonymous
>>288023
Fucking kek.
No.288026
Anonymous
Replies:>>288034
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No.288027
Anonymous
Reposting my question from last thread for more exposure.

Which people/drones/OCs would Lucy avoid pranking or scaring for Halloween?
No.288028
Anonymous
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This thread needs a hero
No.288030
Anonymous
>>288027
She's done Cyn so probably the only way she would avoid it is if someone has had a "scary enough" Halloween.
No.288031
Anonymous
>>288028
I hate to admit it but I laughed out loud at this shit.
No.288032
Anonymous
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>>288027
>Strawberry:
Apples and loneliness.

>The parasite:
Too simple minded and survival of a genocide.

>SD-C#:
Imperfections.
>SD-Fb:
Divorce.

>Zinnia:
Boredom

SD-PWN:
None, she embraced death if she'll achieve her goals or failing them.

Sentinel Fb:
Bringing herself to kill C#
No.288033
Anonymous
Is the original creator of Negev still here?
No.288034
Anonymous
>>288026
We need more giantessa
No.288035
Anonymous
Replies:>>288039
>>288028
hello tomoe
No.288036
Anonymous
Replies:>>288346
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>>287832
>>287845
>>287920
Late reply I know, but I'm always glad to hear people actually like reading what I wrote
No.288037
Anonymous
Replies:>>288082
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w aura
No.288038
Anonymous
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No.288039
Anonymous
Replies:>>288108
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>>288035
hello
No.288041
Anonymous
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>>288040
>N gets a rock
No.288042
Anonymous
Replies:>>288057
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>>288028
No.288043
Anonymous
>>287594
>"Do you ever think about how many people we've seen probably die?"
>"Eh, I'm sure they're all fine."
No.288044
Anonymous
Replies:>>288065
Anyone has any images of a tutorial on how to draw a drone
No.288045
Anonymous
Video:176086723243.mp4(5.97MB / 0:00:32 / avc1, 720x1280)nyfun.mp4
viggle is something else
No.288046
Anonymous
>>288045
>Fortnite skin Akita
No.288047
Anonymous
Replies:>>288048
>>288045
How many oc's are you going to use on this Viggle shit?
No.288048
Anonymous
Replies:>>288049
>>288047
till i get my money’s worth out of it probably
No.288049
Anonymous
Replies:>>288051
>>288048
You paid for this ?
No.288050
Anonymous
>>288040
Solver wear:
>Cyn drone body.
>Tessa skin.
>Tessa clothes.
>T-rex onesie.
No.288051
Anonymous
Video:176086822434.mp4(2.80MB / 0:00:09 / avc1, 720x1280)anons.mp4
>>288049
viggle is free actually, it was a metaphor for my perspective on AI usage
No.288052
Anonymous
Replies:>>288053
>>288051
I don't have any decent art to test it myself.
No.288053
Anonymous
Replies:>>288059
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>>288052
its great for fantasy football tiktoks, which is what i originally downloaded it for, but i wouldn’t recommend it for md content for a myriad of reasons
No.288054
Anonymous
>>288051
THATS ME IN THE VIDEO OW OW OW FUCK HELP ME THIS NIGGA STOLE MY SOUL AND DIGITIZED IT TO BE TORMENTED FOR AS LONG AS PEOPLE WATCH IT STOP STOP STOP WATCHING IT HURTS
No.288055
Anonymous
>>288045
Damn she look hot wearing a latex suit
No.288056
Anonymous
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>>288050
No.288057
Anonymous
>>288042
Don't worry bunnydrone, you're safe from the brapfags.
No.288059
Anonymous
>>288053
gassifying nfl players
No.288060
Anonymous
Replies:>>288063
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No.288061
Anonymous
Replies:>>288062
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Need this as skeletessa
No.288062
Anonymous
>>288061
Jeleton booba...
No.288063
Anonymous
No.288065
Anonymous
Replies:>>288067
>>288044
quick someone make one of those anime outro songs that tells you how to draw the MC
No.288066
Anonymous
>All Federation government agencies make accounts on DroneSky
>They are immediately bombarded with pro-drone and pro-Union propaganda
No.288068
Anonymous
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>>287778
Voobs.
No.288069
Anonymous
Pidge.
No.288070
Anonymous
Replies:>>288073
>>288068
Vs voluptuous vreasts
No.288071
Anonymous
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>>288069
Is Dead.
No.288072
Anonymous
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>>288069
ordered a cup of vomit from dronebucks
No.288073
Anonymous
>>288068
>>288070
Extra oil storage
Besides aesthetics, the WD cutaway had an oiltank in the chest, I feel this might persist even in the core version we have now since normal drones don't have ribs...meaning drone chest would be warm
No.288074
Anonymous
What would make you feel really good right now?
No.288075
Anonymous
Replies:>>288076
>>288074
Cuddling with a drone
No.288076
Anonymous
Replies:>>288077
>>288075
Did the drone rape you?
No.288077
Anonymous
>>288076
No, and I can't be raped by a drone because I would immidetly give my consent
No.288078
Anonymous
>>288050
No wonder she is prone to overheating
No.288079
Anonymous
>>288074
Finishing my stupid oc concept.
No.288080
Anonymous
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https://x.com/inastraveritas/status/1979572851842629752?t=3oHPPib7WPhFtfW9CFvDxg&s=19
No.288081
Anonymous
>>288071
cause of death?
No.288082
Anonymous
Replies:>>288085
>>288037
Uzi upskirt
No.288083
Anonymous
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>>288081
Death by Vass.
No.288084
Anonymous
>>288071
>>288081
She ain't dead, just wasted, she went to a party and intercepted everyone who had to puke due to excessive alcohol consumption
No.288085
Anonymous
Replies:>>288086
>>288082
She doesn't even have a skirt, Uzi bottomplate value is extremely inflated since she's showing off the entire show
No.288086
Anonymous
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>>288085
Yes, the purple goblinoid is not worth much, Maid J or V bottomplate however would be a true treasure
No.288087
Anonymous
>>288086
Damn absolutely, maybe there is something? Like these two one frame shots of Alice?
No.288088
Anonymous
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>>288086
Or Doll bottomplate. Or Rebecca, or Emily.
In any case, have some bottomplate of the single sexiest hag in the show.
No.288089
Anonymous
Replies:>>288098
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>>288088
And she doesn't wear a shirt under her jacket.
No.288090
Anonymous
Anon! Yes you Anon! You've just been transported to Copper-9 one day prior to the start of the show, you have equipment that will let you survive the next 72 hours and one singular mission : Ensure that as few drones as possible dies. What is your plan?
>Hard mode: The three DD's and Uzi need to stay alive
Cyn must live mode: What it says on the tin
No.288092
Anonymous
>>288090
>enter CFL
>procure the patch
>create as many copies of the patch as possible
>work with Alice to jury rig a weapon that combines magnets and heating elements to safely restrain NVJ
>???
>profit
No.288093
Anonymous
Replies:>>288094
>>288090
>disguise myself as a drone, John style
>talk Uzi into saving her vampire hunting for daytime, when the genocide robots would be asleep and unable to pursue back to the outpost
>tell her that if the cores of the murder drones survive the destruction of their bodies, she needs to take them back home, in like a backpack to protect them from the sun, and keep them prisoner for interrogation
>ensure that >>156639 happens
No.288094
Anonymous
>>288093 (me)
Though >>288092 probably has a better idea than me
No.288095
Anonymous
>>288090
Grab Doll (more co-operative and skillful solver user than Uzi), swipe the masterkey and Uzi's gun (so she stays in school and out of trouble), go to CFL, find Nori and lay everything out to her and then head back to the outpost
Everything else should pretty much fall into place naturally
No.288096
Anonymous
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>>288092
That's going to be a DC 18 persuasion check to not get immediately molested by Alice, how are you going to go down the shaft into the deep dark dungeon that Nori resides in? Nori herself had to dig in solver flesh for the patch are you just going to grab a pick and mine away?
No.288097
Anonymous
Replies:>>288099
>>288096
>That's going to be a DC 18 persuasion check to not get immediately molested by Alice
stopping the sentinels one way or another would probably help my case, as would actually trying to talk to her.
>how are you going to go down the shaft into the deep dark dungeon that Nori resides in?
can't be that hard to find some cable. guess I'd probably have to grab the keybug before going down there, though
>Nori herself had to dig in solver flesh for the patch are you just going to grab a pick and mine away?
it's a mining planet, I'm sure I can find some better equipment than a pickaxe and get it in working condition, especially if I have Alice's help.
No.288098
Anonymous
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>>288088
That actually does something for me
>>288089
Nice exposure, but that's nothing. Check this.
No.288099
Anonymous
>>288097
>I can find some better equipment than a pickaxe and get it in working condition, especially if I have Alice's help
I mean, technically Alice IS the mining equipment
No.288100
Anonymous
>>288090
Fuck that's impossible, just 72 hours?
No chance at changing the pilots events, approaching Doll is suicide, so go to CFL (I m actually human so can do stuff there), try get the patch if I can get all the way down, if not, infodump everything to Alice and try rizz her for the rest of my limited time
No.288101
Anonymous
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>>288092
Yes!
>>288096
>get immediately molested by Alice
No.288102
Anonymous
Replies:>>288105
>>288100
The idea is that you'd also find some way to sustain yourself indefinetly in the inital time frame
No.288103
Anonymous
>>288099
sure, but I doubt they had the drones digging with only pickaxes
No.288104
Anonymous
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>>288099
Tell that to her face 😭
No.288105
Anonymous
>>288102
you could probably find rations, but is there anywhere left that's actually suitable for human habitation? it's deathly cold and raining fucking cancer.
No.288106
Anonymous
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>>288100
>approaching Doll is suicide
Her parents are still alive, you'll be fine.
No.288107
Anonymous
Replies:>>288111
>>288099
fun fact: "outdated mining equipment" is a semi-popular slur for worker drones
No.288108
Anonymous
>>288045
>>288039
These things just look bad and feel deeply uncomfortable
No.288109
Anonymous
Replies:>>288117
>>288105
i assumed a space suit would be provided
>>288100
also don't forget to commandeer all the sentinels
No.288111
Anonymous
Replies:>>288118
>>288107
Too long. Just call them miggers.
No.288112
Anonymous
>>288106
come to think of it if you knew Russian or had a translation device you could probably convince Yeva to help you by showing knowledge of CFL and future events
No.288113
Anonymous
>>288106
Also rizz the Lizz by virtue of being a (comparitvely) large male
No.288114
Anonymous
>>288105
The punch at the prom isn't frozen, so unless they mixed it with anti frezze you should be fine in the bunker
No.288115
Anonymous
Anon, it looks like your villain arc just started. How’s that going for you?
No.288117
Anonymous
>>288109
sure, a space suit would be provided, but would you have unlimited oxygen/air filters? and how are you going to eat if you can't take your helmet off?
>>288114
the outpost is probably your best bet, but you'd risk the drones going "kill all humans" on you
No.288118
Anonymous
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>>288111
Just be like Uncle Dronus.
No.288119
Anonymous
>>288112
Drones are walking translation devices. Yeva would understand English.
No.288120
Anonymous
Replies:>>288124
>>288106
Also yeah, Yeva and Dolls dad are still alive, honestly I'm surpised Yeva jobbed this hard to V, Doll was able to handle both V and N in a fight
No.288121
Anonymous
>>288119
the problem isn't getting Yeva to understand you, it's the other way around
No.288122
Anonymous
Replies:>>288127
>>288117
> you'd risk the drones going "kill all humans" on you
Other than Uzi, are ANY of the drones into the whole "Total Human Death" thing? Khan said that it was something like an edgy phase so maybe some drones will be indifferent.
No.288123
Anonymous
Replies:>>288128
>>288117
I think they would be more concerend that the first human they see in ages is prophecizing thier deaths and speaking of ways to avoid them than with robot on human racism and you can smooth the second thing over with a liberal application of cuddles and uppies
No.288124
Anonymous
Replies:>>288126
>>288120
Nori jobbed to N.
No.288125
Anonymous
Replies:>>288141
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WWYD if you were in picrel's situation?
No.288126
Anonymous
Replies:>>288138
>>288124
...Right... Is Doll just really good or is everybody else terrible at using magic?
No.288127
Anonymous
Replies:>>288129
>>288122
you never know. the older drones that were around pre-collapse might not be too fond of humanity
No.288128
Anonymous
>>288123
you should probably avoid casually revealing your knowledge of the future to anyone who doesn't need to know, unless it's the only way to get into the base
No.288129
Anonymous
>>288127
As I said, Khan did say he had a brief THD phase so maybe as drones grow older they lose interest in humans and may see you indiffirently.
No.288130
Anonymous
>>288115
I'm raising an army to start World War III, don't distract me.
No.288131
Anonymous
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>>288115
Nothing changed then.
No.288132
Anonymous
>>288121
drone faces are computer monitors, just ask for subtitles dumbass
No.288133
Anonymous
>>288115
Is it finally time to write the green where Tin-E helps you enslave a hive of oogies to have them work on your banana plantation?
No.288134
Anonymous
Replies:>>288350
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>>288115
I have a few things in mind.
No.288135
Anonymous
>>288112
I know Russian and can understand text-based English, but I don't fully understand spoken English. My only chance of truly surviving is to convince Yeva or Doll to believe my words about the future, but even so, I will have to get used to their accent, but since my survival depends on it, I can handle it.
No.288136
Anonymous
Replies:>>288160
>>288135
>can understand text-based English, but I don't fully understand spoken English.
How the hell does this work, Belarusanon? I'm ESL as well but once I got decent enough to read English, understanding spoken English became second-nature for me.
No.288137
Anonymous
>>288135
Anon, the drones come in many language options, Yeva and Doll either use it because they like it/ are stuck in that language setting, but it's probably output only, everyone understands Doll when she speaks so at worst you'd have to read subititles on the screens (It would be like an annamay)
No.288138
Anonymous
>>288126
Nori and Yeva were only ever seen using telekinesis.
No.288139
DogLover97
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Hey, Anon. It's me. Your father-in-law.

See this? This is blood.

Where did I found it? That doesn't matter.

What matters is that I will splatter your blood all over the place.

You wanna know why? You didn't fuck my daughter yet.

I expected better from you. Beretta likes you so why don't you skip the pleasantries and do your job as her significant other?

Uzi will not interfere. I made sure of that. You need to do your job as the man in the relationship.

I expect grandkids from you soon. So, go fuck my daughter.

Or else.
No.288140
Anonymous
>>288090
>>288135
>>288119
>>288121
Now that I think about it, as a side quest you may attempt to find the language switch on Doll's and Yeva's body to switch them to english, the reward is 900 points in your /MD/ battle pass which lets you unlock the golden suit skin for Anon (you)
MURDER DRONES but doll speaks english【EP. 1-7】youtube thumb
No.288141
Anonymous
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>>288139
N, I'm sorry but due to temporal bulshittery this >>288125 is happening, now please go away before you turn into a woman and drain me
No.288142
Anonymous
Kissu
No.288143
Anonymous
>>288141
You still have to get Beretta pregnant even if you get FemN too
No.288144
Anonymous
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>>288142
No.288145
DogLover97
Replies:>>288147
>>288141
The only person who is gonna die is (You) if you don't man up and do your job, Anon.
No.288146
Anonymous
>>288115
It’s going wonderful.
>>288114
good catch
No.288147
Anonymous
Replies:>>288148
>>288145
I'm more worried about the part where you come back as a thirsting fembot
No.288148
DogLover97
>>288147
So you choose death over preserving the Doorman bloodline? Shame. Sorry I have to do this.
No.288149
Anonymous
>>288148
N, the space-time continuum is in a delicate state right now.
No.288150
Anonymous
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>>288142
Profanity.
No.288151
Anonymous
>>288150
h*lding h*nds
No.288152
Anonymous
>>288148
N, A) It won't let me die so killing me is pointless B) both me and Beretta are in our early twenties, there is no rush, Also I'd be preserving my family name, not Khan's
No.288154
Anonymous
Replies:>>288155
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>>288144
>>288150
DRONES CAN'T LOVE HUMANS!
No.288155
Anonymous
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>>288154
They don't have a choice.
No.288156
Anonymous
>LISTEN! I'M NOT GONNA FUCK DRONES, OKAY?! I DON'T FUCK DRONES! I DON'T WANNA WASTE MY BLOODLINE ON SOME DAMN TIN CAN THAT CAN'T GET PREGNANT! HEY, STOP TRYING TO SUCK MY DICK YOU HORNY BITCH!
No.288157
Anonymous
>>288155
Masqy?
No.288158
Anonymous
>>288156
>.t future father of 5 pillbabies
No.288159
Anonymous
Replies:>>288161
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>>288158
Drone population is skyrocketing.
No.288160
Anonymous
>>288136
I don’t know, for me these are two completely different skills that are weakly connected to each other.
No.288161
Anonymous
>>288159
The human population must go extinct. Leave no organic alive.
No.288162
Anonymous
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>>288161
But who will breed the drones after the humans are gone?
No.288164
Anonymous
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>>288162
Übermensch breeding program.
No.288165
Anonymous
Replies:>>288167
>>288162
Human/drone hybrids made only from Solver hosts.
No.288166
Anonymous
Replies:>>288168
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>>288161
Suck them dry first.
No.288167
Anonymous
>>288165
KYS nigger. We do not need mutants like Kurt and Chiappa and Valentine and Jane contaminate the human gene pool!
No.288168
Anonymous
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>>288166
No.288169
Anonymous
Replies:>>288170
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>>288167
Death or Jar Jane?
No.288170
Anonymous
>>288169
Kill em all. Leave no human/drone hybrids alive.
No.288171
Anonymous
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>>288155
No.288172
Anonymous
Replies:>>288173
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>>288158
>I'M NOT FUCKING THOSE PUSSYLESS TRASH CAN. I HATE YOU GOONERS. ONLY PURE VIRGINS NOT THOSE SMELLY FEMCEL AND TWINK FAGGOTS.
No.288173
Anonymous
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>>288172
No.288174
Anonymous
>>288167
Nobody would miss Jane and Valentine but would Beretta go berserk if her kids get killed?
No.288175
Anonymous
>>288174
Did you forget that Beretta and Jane are besties?
No.288176
Anonymous
>>288174
Absolutely. Doorman woman autism.
No.288177
Anonymous
>>288175
but is she allowed near the kids or does she have a WDF-issued restraining order
No.288178
Anonymous
Replies:>>288180
>>288167
>Kurt
You don't need to worry about him breeding. He just spends his time zerking off to Best Gore footage of car accidents and people falling into meat grinders.
No.288179
Anonymous
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>>288156
>Cum here.
No.288180
Anonymous
>>288178
The alternate personality of Jerma needs to be removed or we'll loose him for good.
No.288181
Anonymous
Image:176089237944.jpg(78kB, 1348x1060)G3oDtn1WAAA17Rg.jpg
No.288182
Anonymous
Replies:>>288183
>Fun Morning OC Facts: Kurt once ate an entire sleeve of JCJoreos then threw up in his parents' bed.
>Back when she was his age and living with her grandparents, Negev did the same.
No.288183
Anonymous
>>288182
>Kurt tries to stop eating JCJoreos since that momen but his alternate personality keeps making him do so.
>He still vomits to this day.
No.288184
Anonymous
Replies:>>288185
Image:176089295195.png(645kB, 1111x1052)6852921.png
No.288185
Anonymous
>>288184
This is abuse
No.288186
Anonymous
Replies:>>288187
>>288185
Drones aren't allowed to eat lettuce?
No.288187
Anonymous
Replies:>>288188
>>288186
Lettuce is organic matter. They cannot process it
No.288188
Anonymous
>>288187
What about the humans in the episode 7 flashback?
No.288189
Anonymous
>>288023
Who would want to go to oogerville?
No.288190
Anonymous
Image:176089393852.jpg(35kB, 474x620)c31a31295eef29462bac63cbe185238c.jpg
>>288185
Good,J needs to suffer.
No.288191
Anonymous
>>288190
>t. Liam
No.288192
Anonymous
>>288033
Depends on what you mean by original creator
No.288193
Anonymous
Image:176089420378.png(1.08MB, 1000x1300)Fatass uzi.png
>Next time eat a salad
No.288194
Anonymous
No.288195
Anonymous
Replies:>>288212
>>288193
>Uzi eats so much garbage that it gives The Solver a fear of eating
No.288197
Anonymous
>>288193
>The Solver dies of Type 20 Diabete
>The universe is at peace
No.288198
Anonymous
Replies:>>288200
>>288193
Ideal for carrying a child.
No.288200
Anonymous
>>288198
>t. Albion-5 Drone
No.288201
Anonymous
>>288193
Kek,The planet eater has more table manners than Uzi.
No.288202
Anonymous
>>288175
How did that even happen? Why would Beretta let herself down to that level?
No.288203
Anonymous
>>288202
Canonically it was N's coding that compelled her
No.288204
Anonymous
Image:176089500997.png(213kB, 560x548)174638373194.png
>>288190
No.288205
Anonymous
>>288193
>Uzi isn't lying when she said she's being responsible with her money
>Uzi really did only buy the one bag of candy although she's been using her Solver to duplicate it over and over again
No.288206
Anonymous
>>288204
I think she likes that, though.
No.288207
Anonymous
Replies:>>288209
Image:176089516140.png(277kB, 1398x1620)fwends.png
>>288202
Just happens
No.288208
Anonymous
Replies:>>288217
Alright if you could put an uncensored FUCK anywhere in the show. Where would it be?
No.288209
Anon Who Will Be Stoned To Death
>>288207
Why is there no Yuri between these two?
No.288210
Anonymous
>>288193
I'm not usually into Uzi, but... tumby...
No.288211
Anonymous
>>288209
It would be impossible to put Yuri between them, mainly because it would require a lengthy greentext to explain how Yuri from Doki Doki ended up in the Murder Drones continuity let alone with a physical body
No.288212
Anonymous
>>288195
Uzi eating so much tail!Cyn gets fat too!
No.288213
Anonymous
Replies:>>288215
>>288209
Because yuri is boring
No.288214
Anonymous
>>288209
Because even the dirty rat belong to one man alone. John.
No.288215
Anonymous
>>288213
can't get it up unless you get to look at men?
No.288216
Anonymous
Image:176089547707.png(819kB, 986x1046)pavgo.png
>>288215
Yeah
No.288217
Anonymous
Replies:>>288220
>>288208
Vin Diesel, as a living human, is present through most of episode 7, and his only speaking role/tangible action is saying "Fuck" in response to Nori at one point.
No.288219
Anonymous
Image:176089555812.jpg(78kB, 762x1300)ed1904ac6b483f271686c5f25318e9e0.jpeg
>>288215
No.288220
Anonymous
Replies:>>288234
>>288217
Would Riddick alone be able to kill the Solver for good?
No.288221
Anonymous
Post your first greentext that you ever write.
No.288223
Anonymous
>>288215
No, it's just not that interesting. Babby's first taboo fetish tends to wear off after the first few images, you know?
No.288224
Anonymous
Image:176089578900.jpg(811kB, 1488x2032)172871521487.jpg
How would you describe the named anons here? I'm not just talking about drawfags, but also, for example, Writefrined, Snow, and Belarusanon.
No.288225
Anonymous
>>288204
should be WD J
No.288226
Anonymous
>>288224
How about no
No.288227
Anonymous
>>288216
These hips were created to give birth to a child, they have no other purpose.
No.288228
Anonymous
Replies:>>288229
>>288227
sure they do, crushing DD heads
No.288229
Anonymous
Replies:>>288231
>>288228
Holy based.
No.288230
Anonymous
>>288224
they look like they fuck machines.
No.288231
Anonymous
Replies:>>288233
>>288229
Pavo is humanity's strongest soldier
No.288232
Anonymous
>>288221
You talking about stories or just any type of greentext?
No.288233
Anonymous
>>288231
He will destroy anyone who tries to challenge humanity's dominance in the galaxy! And not only in the galaxy...
No.288234
Anonymous
>>288220
>Vin Diesel trying to break out RPG stats and math out how Riddick can take out the Solver
>Liam just goes "IDK XD"
No.288235
Anonymous
Image:176089674909.jpg(181kB, 850x1279)A Dream for Cyn.jpg
>>288221
I had a different idea but i change it to this one.
No.288236
Anonymous
Image:176089697098.png(158kB, 1298x1083)Beginings of autism.png
>>288221
Sure, I'd say I've gotten a bit better since then
No.288237
Anonymous
Replies:>>288238
>>288216
Pavo you fucking fag
No.288238
Anonymous
>>288237
He's going to make you one too!
No.288239
Anonymous
Image:176089745644.jpg(86kB, 1024x859)happy BOAH noises.jpg
No.288240
Anonymous
No.288241
Anonymous
>>288239
But Alice is the only Worker Drone down there...IS SHE SELF-REPRODUCING?
No.288242
Anonymous
>>288239
Impressive as always Merc

>>288241
Anon failed the persuasion check to not get molested four times at the very least
No.288243
Anonymous
>>288239
Damn cute.
No.288244
Anonymous
>>288239
kek
>>288241
no, she just can't stop having unprotected, bed-breaking sex with anon
No.288245
Anonymous
No.288246
Anonymous
Image:176089813017.png(359kB, 1284x748)Screenshot 2025-10-19 111511.png
work on the fridge(s) continues

Minifridge is 3'1 while the 'full' sized fridge is about 4'2 or like... the average height of a WD so still cartoonishly short.
No.288247
Anonymous
Only unspoiler if you care about /co/ stuff
So far no one knows what exactly is going on with the thread deletion from the looks of it. Doesn't look like there's been any follow-up message from the mods so it's been radio silence so far. Of course schizo/drama faggotry continues, but then again a every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa.
No.288248
Anonymous
>>288246
Wow, sex!
No.288249
Anonymous
>>288246
I fear the Disassembly Drone versions, because you just know that Cyn had them doing some incredibly fucked stuff with their unique ability
No.288250
Anonymous
>>288246
she is NOT a smart fridge
No.288251
Anonymous
Image:176089852710.png(52kB, 545x251)You are gay.png
>>288221
Ah, I remember it like it was just yesterday. I wanted to joke with the anons, so imagine my surprise when they fucking agreed?
No.288252
Anonymous
Image:176089866365.jpg(187kB, 585x757)176073166099.jpg
>>288221
I'd rather not.
Namely because it was so fucking bad that I die a little inside every time I remember it.
No.288253
Anonymous
>>288239
Adorable
No.288254
Anonymous
Replies:>>288256
>>288249
like processing their victims as slowly as possible like a snake?
No.288256
Anonymous
>>288254
I figured that it was pretty obvious but yea
No.288257
Anonymous
Image:176089893911.jpg(974kB, 1284x1271)IMG_5811.jpeg
>>288221
I think this is it, or at least the oldest one I have saved
No.288258
Anonymous
Oogi? More like OO-GAY!
No.288259
Anonymous
>>288258
>This kills the oogi
>Vee stonks are up
No.288260
Anonymous
>>288258
>The Oogi that was on it's way to your house to deliver a peace offering stops in its tracks
>10000000 years of darkness upon your household have been assured
No.288261
Anonymous
>>288259
Man, I love being a Vee keeper
No.288262
Anonymous
Image:176089923570.png(138kB, 321x214)tumblr_pfy7hwkRuj1w6mx58_540.png
>>288249
ironically, due to the nature of who/how these guys are assembled (basically just tiny versions of the same cores reclaimer drones use (long story ill explain someday)) these guys are functionally immune to solver corruption.

Dosent mean they cant be malicious on their own will tho
No.288263
Anonymous
>(You) find yourself as a Disassembly Drone in the Murder Drones pilot episode
>Unfortunately everything is already scripted so (You) can't actually change or interact with anyone or anything in any meaningful way
>If (You) try being pervy or spoiling an event in the show it will be censored even to (You) and none of the characters will react
>Even worse is the fact that everyone watching the series on Youtube can see (You) and they fucking hate (You)
>(You) have now officially become known as "The Writers Annoying Self-Insert"
What do?
No.288264
Anonymous
Replies:>>288274
Image:176089975679.jpg(123kB, 385x440)1611419091251.jpg
>>288263
>"What do you mean what do I do? There's nothing I CAN do, Zach!"
>"You could dance like Pennywise in the background."
>[Chris laughs Irishly]
No.288265
Anonymous
Replies:>>288270
>>288263
Shout out Plus
No.288266
Anonymous
Replies:>>288267
Image:176089991382.gif(202kB, 240x240)1760386066789553.gif
>>288263
Be as annoying as possible.
No.288267
Anonymous
>>288266
>People draw (You) getting getting Styrchinine'd
No.288268
Anonymous
Replies:>>288269
>>288263
Try to cozy up to V and uzi while they are off screen/ during episode breaks ?
No.288269
Anonymous
>>288268
Nope doesn't work. You are forced to be on-screen no matter what, if you look past off-screen all you see is a dark all-consuming abyss
No.288270
Anonymous
Replies:>>288283
>>288265
>(You) decide to shout out the home country in the glory of Blackhand
>This causes a massive tidal wave of confused Youtube viewers to migrate to Pluschan
>Drama outbreaks immediately, newfags getting banned left and right
>But at the end of it all when the smoke clears...there is new drawfriends and artists contributing to the threads
>Of course though the Anons will forever curse (You)r name
No.288271
Anonymous
Replies:>>288272
>>288269
Well, guess I'll just hang around Uzi then I dunno, also does that mean I get pulled into all of the flashbacks? including the ones with Nori and Yeva ?
No.288272
Anonymous
Replies:>>288276
No.288273
Anonymous
Replies:>>288278
>>288263
T-pose the entire time with my visor turned off and tail straight out so I look like an asset the animators forgot to remove.
If I can't be the best, I can sure as hell be the worst.
No.288274
Anonymous
>>288264 (me)
Speaking of, I'm amazed no one's animated or even just drawn Cynwalker dancing like Pennywise.
No.288275
Anonymous
>>288269
Goes against the prompt, but I decided to throw you a bone since it's restricting asf
>(You) trying to be a clever bastard, decide speak with V and Uzi whenever they're offscreen
>And they actually respond with unscripted dialogue! (You) are actually making a difference for onc-
>"Hey! Aren't you that fucking creep that slapped me on the ass?"
>Oh no, they remember all the things you did when they were on-screen
No.288276
Anonymous
>>288272
Well then, I'm going to ask Mitchell about his car's extended waranty while he goes to fetch Yeva
No.288278
Anonymous
Replies:>>288279
>>288273
>What (You) thought would be a funny prank to re-watchers has accidentally blown into something of larger proportions than even (You) could've expected
>(You)r strange unfinished presence spreads like wildfire through the Youtube comment section and beyond
>Which unfortunately catches the attention of Glitch Productions themselves
>Try as they may, they cannot seem to remove (You) from the show let alone any of the Youtube recordings
>(You) have now obtained the status of "Real Life Creepypasta"
>There will now be millions of Friday Night Funkin mods and bullshit stories made-up about (You)r existence
No.288279
Anonymous
>>288278
As a side bonus there will somehow be tons of porn drawn of Anon now
No.288280
Anonymous
>>288279
>Tons of drawn porn
>Including all the goofy fetish shit
Such is the life of a cartoon character.
No.288281
Anonymous
Replies:>>288282
Image:176090120611.gif(372kB, 400x170)6e2ab34b-67b4-4e30-a99e-85d62bc7c7f9_text.gif
>>288279
It will affect that too
No.288282
Anonymous
Replies:>>288285
>>288281
Explain
No.288283
Anonymous
>>288270
Christlike sacrifice for the good of all
No.288284
Anonymous
>>288263
reference things I want to make canon in my dialogue
No.288285
Anonymous
Replies:>>288297
>>288282
T pose tail straight visor out and onmodel in all porn depictions
No.288286
Anonymous
Replies:>>288291
Image:176090160265.gif(232kB, 220x220)It's real.gif
>>288263
>Wanting to fuck with the audience blurt out
>"Murder Drones Season 2 Confirmed!"
>The words come out censored
>MFW
No.288287
Anonymous
Replies:>>288288
Image:176090163963.png(259kB, 652x717)akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon - 96561b0ccb8809e431cabb67bc59a275.png
>>288139
>You didn't fuck my daughter yet.
Which one?
No.288288
Anonymous
Replies:>>288352
>>288287
>N mentions Beretta by name in his letter
>"Erm which one?", asks the illiterate Anon
No.288289
Anonymous
Replies:>>288433
Image:176090179153.png(346kB, 824x926)pavo (original character) drawn by nuke - 2d3758087e6e0b84427652d7bb1bbeea.png
>>288227
Pablo will always become a mother in every single timeline where he could ever possibly exist.
No.288290
Anonymous
At this point why not just make Pavo a straight woman
No.288291
Anonymous
Replies:>>288308
Image:176090190413.gif(5.76MB, 374x357)Suffering.gif
>>288286
>YFW
>"Murder Drones Season 2 with Liam Vickers as the writer!"
>Comes out uncensored
>"Murder Drones Season 2 with Rebecca Sugar and Vivziepop as the writers on Amazon Prime."
>Comes out censored
No.288292
Anonymous
No.288293
Anonymous
>>288227
they serve dual purpose of holding his sizable assets
which he is displaying
(i'm talking about the feathers)
No.288294
Anonymous
Replies:>>288434
>>288290
Dew it
Destroy the gays
No.288295
Anonymous
>>288290
This is the funniest joke I've read in these threads.
No.288296
Anonymous
>>288290
Someone once promised they would come back with female Pavo, but they never did....
Now I'm here now, in our special place.
Waiting for the delivery.
No.288297
Anonymous
>>288285
T pose drone may not be an immovable object, but he is immutable
Built like a statue cast from tungsten
No.288298
Anonymous
>>288296
I said: Pavo's faggot energy is stronger than that anon's alcoholism, it simply destroyed him.
No.288299
Anonymous
Replies:>>288301
>>288296
>Pablo meets Fem!Pablo through time shenanigans
>Shocked to find that virtually every aspect of their lives is exactly the same
No.288300
Anonymous
>>288296
Pavo is the undefeatable final boss of the thread's gayness
It's a forced cutscene defeat every time
No.288301
Anonymous
>>288299
what would this hypothetical fem pavo be like?
No.288302
Anonymous
>>288296
I can't believe Pavo's sheer faggotry gave anon alcohol poisoning just so art of straight Pavo wouldn't exist
No.288303
Anonymous
Replies:>>288833
>>288301
>peahen instead of peacock
>bulldyke instead of flaming fairy queen
>down bad for Techfemanon instead of Techanon
No.288304
Anonymous
>>288301
Cow-themed instead of peacock themed
No.288305
Anonymous
>>288301
>fempavo isn't a peacock or even a peahen, she's a shrike
>she's got all of Pavo's sadistic brutality and none of his friendliness or love for humanity
>turns out if you take away Pavo's gay obsession with anon you're left with a snappily-dressed lunatic
No.288306
Anonymous
>>288263
Someone post this on /co/ I wanna see their responses
No.288307
Anonymous
>>288301
La pavita pechugona as a sentinel drone.
A heavily stacked tiddymonster.
No.288308
Anonymous
Video:176090364397.mp4(488kB / 0:00:07 / avc1, 582x576)hell.mp4
>>288291
If that happens then the entire thing is cooked
No.288309
Anonymous
>season 2 is announced
>they couldn't wrangle Liam, so they got the next best thing:
>the creator of one of their other shows!
who would you want it to be and how does it turn out?
No.288310
Anonymous
Image:176090453140.png(955kB, 1080x1554)16256262251.png
>>288309
Can we get Kitsch to write it?
No.288311
Anonymous
Replies:>>288317
Image:176090493936.jpg(187kB, 1300x1064)1712437244080372.jpg
>>288309
Fuck it, whoever does that gaslight show can get a stab at it, they look to be maybe semi competent

Unrelated to this, dear Anons, brothers and sisters in faith and belief, The second part of the Ivory green will most likely be finished next week, the Y green still requires rumination from me as such I ask you again : SD-G green, U-U green or do you have any propositions yourself?
No.288312
Anonymous
Image:176090497905.jpg(454kB, 1340x1340)big-league-chew-1-case-9-trays-original[1].jpg
>I came here to fuck drones and chew bubblegum.
>Chew chew chew.
>Hope the drones show up soon.
No.288313
Anonymous
which anon would you most trust to make season 2?
No.288314
Anonymous
Replies:>>288318
No.288315
Anonymous
>>288313
The guy who writes Takamagahara Chronicles, didn't have time to ready any of it yet, but he posts cool art and if he wrote so much of it then his autism must be strong enough
No.288316
Anonymous
Replies:>>288318
No.288317
Anonymous
Replies:>>288324
>>288311
Unsure let me spin the wheel since I believe there are some OCs that deserve more attention and love
>Wheel Pick: Cella Dura
I guess her?
No.288318
Anonymous
>>288313
>>288314
>>288316
I also support this 'Me.' being put in charge, down with the vickerman, all hail ME•!!!!
No.288319
Anonymous
>>288313
Does Kitsch still browse /md/? Either that or StarryVorkutlager.
No.288320
Anonymous
Image:176090562657.jpg(393kB, 1600x960)Uzi_by_Monya_Drone_by_mcfly-in-fnaf.jpg
>>288263
>Kill Racheal.
>Already hated i'm used to it.
>T-posing.
>J
No.288321
Anonymous
Replies:>>288322
>Inside you there are two U's.
>Well, not inside you exactly.
>More like they shoved into your clothes like two kids sneaking into a movie theater.
>Which would be funny if you weren't also wearing the clothes at the time.
>Which is how you woke up from your nap.
>Now U-U are using their robot strength to walk around while saying "hurr durr look at us we're Anon," followed by giggling and stretching out your shirt.
No.288322
Anonymous
>>288321
>Inside you there are two U's.
oh my
No.288323
Anonymous
Hooray, a tag with my nickname has appeared on Booru!

Although I didn't participate in the drawpile, as I don't even have a graphics tablet.
No.288324
Anonymous
Image:176090603977.png(1.34MB, 4476x1640)cella.png
>>288317
>Celle dura is an oc created by kitsch. she is a worker drone who modifies her body with disassembly drone parts, and interestingly uses male dd legs. she is apart of the outpost-5 crew. her name is a allusion to the duracell batteries brand.

Sounds interesting, gonna wait a bit longer tho
No.288325
Anonymous
Replies:>>288396
Image:176090644509.png(379kB, 819x704)73fd94c037309b80a4d1f2a2f0aab3c2.png
>>288290
No.288326
Anonymous
I still wonder how exactly Doll became friends with Lizzy considering how close Nori was with Yeva
No.288327
Anonymous
>>288326
The answer is always "Liam didn't think about that".
No.288328
Anonymous
>>288326
Doll is sex.
No.288329
Anonymous
Replies:>>288333
>>288326
Nori and Yeva were definitely close pre-collapse, but AFAIK there's unfortunately nothing presented in the show that shows they remained that way post-collapse. Wouldn't be surprised if Nori's amnesia had a hand in them drifting apart
No.288330
Anonymous
>>288326
Lizzy & Doll kissu under the bleachers after cheerleader-ing
No.288333
Anonymous
Replies:>>288334
>>288329
Would be cool to see her mourn Yeva in the music video, but I guess we need to make room for the cut episode 2 Zombies.
No.288334
Anonymous
Replies:>>288336
>>288333
>NTA
I don't know it's a music video it's supposed to have over the top visuals for you to jam too, not be anything worth sitting down and examining the story too. That would be like asking Glitch to have their characters be sad on the anniversary of the show
No.288335
Anonymous
>>288326
My take is that lil' Doll wanted to be lil' Uzi's friend, but Uzi would always lash out at her out of envy that Doll got to have a mom but not her, and eventually Doll gave up on the autistic purple thing and fell into lil' Lizzy's orbit.
No.288336
Anonymous
>>288334
>Glitch to have their characters be sad on the anniversary of the show
I wouldn't mind that. It could still have a happy ending like the actual music video.
No.288337
Anonymous
Image:176090757714.jpg(366kB, 1079x714)20251019215901.jpg
https://x.com/ToonsYunno/status/1979767520891683149?t=Znm2g9GD-1o1uYxrdEQLmg&s=19
No.288338
Anonymous
Replies:>>288340
J has compiled a powerpoint presentation for how she prefers to be cuddled, you better take notes.
No.288339
Anonymous
which horror movie villain would (insert character) be?
No.288340
Anonymous
>>288338
Sure will
No.288341
Anonymous
>>288337
Ugly tumblr style faces.
No.288342
Anonymous
>>288339
N would be the retarded gofer of a family of cannibal hillbillies (e.g. Leatherface, whatsisnuts with no hair or nails from The Hills Have Eyes).
No.288343
Anonymous
Replies:>>288457
Image:176090808178.png(161kB, 338x778)Screenshot 2025-10-19 140607.png
Friend shaped Fridge
No.288344
Anonymous
>>288021
TESSA NO I'M YOUR COUSIN THIS IS GROSS AS FUCK PLEASE STOP TRYING TO RAPE ME
No.288345
Anonymous
>>288021
>"Tessa how the fuck is your mouth producing light? Did you eat batteries with J again? Fucks sake Tessa."
No.288346
Anonymous
Replies:>>288367
>>288036
>gif name
>AM growl softly as you pet him but doesn't do anything to stop you
No.288347
Anonymous
Image:176090833010.jpg(232kB, 1079x1253)Screenshot_20251019_210228_ibisPaint X.jpg
No.288348
Anonymous
>>288068
She uses pads and that's hot as hell
No.288349
Anonymous
>>288339
Doll is already a J-horror ghost now, I mean...
No.288350
Anonymous
>>288134
Bro I just had jumex peach flavor yesterday! That's crazy lol
No.288351
Anonymous
Chatting with Cyn-tail about how much humans sucked and bad anime in the bunker.
No.288352
Anonymous
>>288139
>>288288
Instructions unclear, impregnated Akita via handholding.
No.288353
Anonymous
>You travel to the MD verse.
>You can save anyone from their fate.
Who will it be...?
No.288354
Anonymous
>>288353
J, I want to give her a hug god dammit.
No.288355
Anonymous
Replies:>>288393
>>288353
In some religions it is believed that the Earth is alive. Therefore it is technically a someone, you can see where I am going with this
No.288356
Anonymous
>>288353
Cyn, since that will likely save everyone else in general as well. Failing that probably Tessa.
No.288357
Anonymous
Replies:>>288358
>>288353
the Absolute Solver, godwife deserves yummy universe
No.288358
Anonymous
>>288357
Are you okay being a victim in the big crunch?
No.288359
Anonymous
>>288155
I wanna give Masqy a kissu
No.288360
Anonymous
>Glitch releases The Murder Drones Lore Bible
What is your biggest fear/hope that this hypothetical lore bible would bring?
No.288361
Anonymous
>>288360
One of two possibilities: 90% of it is probably "we thought it would be cool at the time." Or it's completely internally inconsistent or retarded in an effort to explain random shit after the fact.
No.288362
Anonymous
>>288360
Anything that would stamp dead the possibilities of a season 2
No.288363
Anonymous
Good news, after being offered a "core job" you now have a literally infinitely long dick.
Bad news, it is also infinitely thin and likely unable to escape the even horizon as it's spaghetified.
No.288364
Anonymous
>>288353
Since someone already beat me to Cyn, I choose Mitchell:
>Nori doesn't drop a [null] down the flesh pit, saving Mitchell... and everyone else on Copper-9
>core collapse is averted
>crucifix patch goes out across the planet
>Vore GLaDOS is defeated and contained there, at a heavy cost
>all that remains of humanity is the remaining human population of this backwater mining colony and the Battlestar Galactica-style refugee fleets hauling ass in the opposite direction from said backwater mining colony
>fast forward twenty years...
>the drones are setting about colonizing the rest of the Copper system, since Copper-9 is the only planet there in the Goldilocks zone
>the genocide robots have been released from bondage, but are grievously psychologically wounded by the thirty years of mass murder
>in contrast to their creations' thriving civilization, humanity is a fading elder race, looking to sail West to the Undying Lands
>Lizzy's ugly friend (to make herself and her other friends look even hotter) Uzi thinks it's super cool that Lizzy's dad has an evil demon sealed within him like one of her Japanese animes
>as does her equally autistic and goblinlike mother Nori, one of the three architects of the Last Alliance of Men and Drones
No.288365
Anonymous
Replies:>>288369
Image:176091083275.png(35kB, 1126x348)Pillbabysitting.png
>>288221
I think it was this one.
No.288366
Anonymous
Replies:>>288368
Give me a drone, I am no longer asking.
No.288367
Anonymous
>>288346
Correct
As long as you treat him and Tessa and her drones right
No.288368
Anonymous
Image:176091123120.jpg(299kB, 1465x1179)GOSuWCAWsAAAHDD.jpg
>>288366
Get your own, asshole!
No.288369
Anonymous
>>288365
>It's been 2 years
I'm old...
No.288370
Anonymous
>>288337
Best ship.
No.288371
Anonymous
Image:176091158616.png(65kB, 953x424)mitchell.png
>>288221
Technically not the first but I don't want to post the giant ass quest.
No.288372
Anonymous
>>288259
Love me some vees
No.288373
Anonymous
Image:176091183497.png(29kB, 935x272)533ae32f0fd1f23ee6da57163e7b8084.png
>>288221
I am almost positive that that the first greentext I ever wrote was the second post here, the beginning of both my own writefag career and the first Negev Anon's.
No.288374
Anonymous
>>288144
l-lewd... me on the left
No.288375
Anonymous
You think J likes it when you pull her hair during sex?
No.288376
Anonymous
>>288375
>Pull her twintails
>Her wig pops off
>She starts to cry and cover her head in shame
Why would you do that Anon?
No.288377
Anonymous
Replies:>>288379
>>288375
I don't think drones like their hair being pulled on. Don't want to have to epoxy their wigs back on.
No.288378
Anonymous
Replies:>>288411
Image:176091272672.png(8kB, 1200x1200)8970b07da5ed9bb91455bbd56f4b5b2c.png
>>288353
Original Maid V, she's not getting solvered and bimibofied on my watch
No.288379
Anonymous
>>288377
Fun Fact: The hair on some Solverfied drones 'naturally' grows out of their head
No.288380
Anonymous
Replies:>>288383
>>288375
I think J likes being held closely.
No.288381
Anonymous
>>288379
>Give a drone a haircut
>The hair immediately regenerates since it's "part of their body."
>The drone cries.
No.288382
Anonymous
>>288379
>so we can pull on it as much as we want?
No.288383
Anonymous
Image:176091305340.png(2.48MB, 3888x5438)WifeJ.png
>>288380
That she does
No.288384
Anonymous
Hold J soft like hamburger.
No.288385
Anonymous
Replies:>>288558
Image:176091336048.png(235kB, 875x1030)x4tg58.png
>Patching Cyn!
>Comforting patched Cyn!
>Satisfying patched Cyn's carnal desires!
No.288386
Anonymous
>Fun Daily Murder Drones Canon Facts: N sleeps in a kennel
No.288387
Anonymous
Image:176091362762.png(4.01MB, 3000x4500)Illustration10.png
batzi...
No.288388
Anonymous
>>288387
Although I don't personally care for the lewdness, it is nice to see some fanart of Uzi in her costume
No.288389
Anonymous
Image:176091377888.png(55kB, 901x454)My first greentext story.png
>>288221
This is the first greentext I've done that qualifies as a "story", although I did do some theory-crafting in the form of greentext that's technically older
No.288390
Anonymous
Image:176091401054.gif(28kB, 112x112)dronepat.gif
>>288389
>Times before solver fuckery was a thing
Man, I was two years younger back then, and the posibilty of this show getting more than 8 episodes wasn't close to 0, and there were chances that everyone would get a happy enough ending that isn't bitter sweat... I'm starting to think I don't like the solver very much
No.288391
Anonymous
>>288387
Hot
The little heart in Uzi's X-eye is a really cute touch!
No.288392
Anonymous
Image:176091419611.png(19kB, 1050x185)My first green (technically).png
>>288389(me)
For posterity, here's the oldest of these theory-crafting greens that I can definitively remember as being mine
No.288393
Anonymous
Replies:>>288399
Image:176091421465.png(8kB, 138x138)flower power.png
>>288355
>t. rhea
No.288394
Anonymous
No.288395
Anonymous
No.288396
Anonymous
>>288325
Silence, slut
No.288397
Anonymous
Image:176091473374.jpg(337kB, 2048x1304)G3iyMgUWYAAeLME.jpg
this is a painful, but true, slander
No.288398
Anonymous
Replies:>>288400
>>288387
Why is J using her entire leg to fuck Uzi?
No.288399
Anonymous
Replies:>>288416
>>288393
planmt
No.288400
Anonymous
>>288398
Because V is using the other leg and N is using the face. It's a "team building exercise."
No.288401
Anonymous
Replies:>>288402
Can I have a Masqy kiss?
No.288402
Anonymous
>>288401
It'll take 10-12 business days and shipping costs $600.
No.288403
Anonymous
>>288397
There is a lot of stuff here that I don't think anyone here agrees with
No.288404
Anonymous
>>288397
Link to the original post?
No.288405
Anonymous
Replies:>>288406
>Be the Anon with the worst taste in the history of Anons.
>Somehow, through a series of contrivances, you find yourself on Copper-9.
>It is there that you see the love of your life.
>A purple haired gremlin with a bad attitude and worse personal hygiene.
>She must be yours.
>Unfortunately she appears to be dating a twink-bot. No problem, you can just... remove him.
>You lure the twink, N, up to a tall mountain in the guise of a "friendship hike."
>After climbing up the mountain for the better part of an hour, you two stare down at the somewhat ruined landscape.
>Then you shove him off the edge.
>It'll look like he just had an unfortunate accid-
>N laughs as he floats back up with his wings.
>"Ha! Good one buddy. My turn." With that N shoves you off the mountain.
>You do not have wings.
>Something N realizes at some point between your scream and your head slamming into the rocks 300 feet below.
>Probably for the best, anyway.
No.288406
Anonymous
>>288405
Canonically how every self-insert green would go
No.288407
Anonymous
>>288406
Every self-insert green ends with N shoving you off a mountain?
No.288408
Anonymous
Replies:>>288475
>>288407
It's kind of fucked up and it's giving N some real issues. Every time he sees a human now he looks at the mountain. It happens differently each time, but somehow he always ends up there.
No.288409
Anonymous
Replies:>>288410
Image:176091704533.png(68kB, 491x555)19aadf91d9ea0b8a04f44aca6a2293fe.png
>>288407
> POV: self-insert green starring Akita
No.288410
Anonymous
Image:176091729116.png(132kB, 766x832)acutea.png
>>288409
>Akita processing that she just killed the only other person who understood The Flesh Experience for no reason
No.288411
Anonymous
>>288378
Maid V. A precious little thing
No.288412
Anonymous
Replies:>>288421
>>288410
>"I'm okay!"
>Akita kicks a rock down after him.
No.288413
Anonymous
V simps will always say they can fix her but they'll never say how.
No.288414
Anonymous
>>288413
Lock arms around her and go "NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE".
No.288415
Anonymous
Replies:>>288417
>>288414
hitting the self-destruct button is NOT fixing
No.288416
Anonymous
>>288399
is this a buge?
No.288417
Anonymous
>>288415
It actually reverted her back to her manor self.
No.288418
Anonymous
Image:176091844714.png(812kB, 1000x1300)Spoiler image
Some off model shit
No.288419
Anonymous
>>288418
Whenever I see art like this, I think it's funnier to imagine the comically large breasts being made of solid plastic
No.288420
Anonymous
>>288241
She's reproducing like a Daphnia
No.288421
Anonymous
Replies:>>288422
>>288406
>>288410
>>288412
Why are you mean to anons:C
No.288422
Anonymous
>>288421
Anon deserves suffering
No.288423
Anonymous
Image:176091892428.png(39kB, 434x217)Say. Her. Name.png
>>288410
>the only other person who understood The Flesh Experience
No.288424
Anonymous
>>288422
Why tho
No.288425
Anonymous
Replies:>>288437
>>288423
Aspandahalf has an entirely different flesh experience that Akita's not entirely sure she's comfortable with.
No.288426
Anonymous
>>288414
You gotta give her LSD (or whatever the drone equivalent of it is) first.
No.288427
Anonymous
Replies:>>288436
>>288422
We're Anons. We already suffer.
No.288428
Anonymous
>>288423
Assinbath doesn't understand it though.
No.288429
Anonymous
>>288413
By being conveniently unkillable and affectionate to her.
No.288430
Anonymous
No.288431
Anonymous
No.288432
Anonymous
Replies:>>288437
>>288428
Maybe Ablunstaff should understand it.
No.288433
Anonymous
No.288434
Anonymous
No.288435
Anonymous
>>288301
She would be bland since female peacocks are bland as hell
No.288436
Anonymous
>>288427
To live is to suffer. We all know that deep within our hearts.
No.288437
Anonymous
Replies:>>288438
Image:176091955281.gif(19kB, 153x163)Dancing Letter E.gif
>>288425
>>288428
>>288432
No.288438
Anonymous
>>288437
E deserves more greens. Put her in super serious scenarios but keep her goofy personality I dare you
No.288440
Anonymous
>>288353
Tessa and Mitchell
No.288441
Anonymous
>>288418
SEXOOO
No.288442
Anonymous
Image:176092019012.jpg(259kB, 423x772)why_can_t_i_be_less_beautiful_by_candy2021_d179ovu.jpg
>>288021
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/148696819/#148719639
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/148696819/#148719825
Let's assume Anon's claim that thematically, Uzi is to a hypothetical show that Murder Drones is a fanfic of what Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way is to Harry Potter, and that this was intentional on Liam's part, is correct. What would Murder Drones' hypothetical source material, the Harry Potter to its My Immortal, Murder Drones without Uzi and without the flagrantly self-indulgent elements, be like? What would its story be about? Who would its main protagonists be?
No.288443
Anonymous
>>288442
It started as a Madoka Magica fanfic but Uzi isn't able to stay on task well.
No.288444
Anonymous
Replies:>>288445
>>288442
What the genuine fuck is this
No.288445
Anonymous
>>288444
I posted links to the required reading: Anon's argument that MD is thematically a self-insert fanfic.
No.288446
Anonymous
Image:176092064030.jpg(2.72MB, 1657x1668)The three realms.jpg
>>288423
Assiemethdealer and the quest to get the fuck out of dodge and get to hyperdronea
No.288447
Anonymous
>>288446
Do humans do all the mining in hyperdronea?
No.288448
Anonymous
>>288446
The true story ending is going to Oogland
>>288023
No.288449
Anonymous
Replies:>>288452
>>288442
After the music video I was thinking about MD all being in Uzi's head as she sits there not paying attention to class.
The music video, specifically, is her fantasizing about killing everyone in her class. But it's fine because they're zombies, and obviously she doesn't kill the popular girl and guy who started liking her in her complex chuuni story.
No.288450
Anonymous
Replies:>>288629
Image:176092095645.jpg(408kB, 1536x2048)GTvjOWHWIAARvyt.jpeg
No.288451
Anonymous
Honking the nose of your favorite OC and listing their reaction
No.288452
Anonymous
Replies:>>288459
>>288449
So what's the reality of the situation, in this interpretation? How did the drones' civilization emerge in the absence of Vore GLaDOS?
No.288453
Anonymous
>>288451
Drones don't have noses.
No.288454
Anonymous
Replies:>>288458
>>288451
anon, a majority of OCs are drones and only two of them have noses
No.288455
Anonymous
>>288418
Milkers!
No.288456
Anonymous
I'm the personal butler to a mega tycoon
His personally commissioned gold plate chassis drone just bashed his brains in and demanded that I serve her
How do I stop her, she's too heavy to be uppied like normal drones
No.288457
Anonymous
Replies:>>288516
>>288343
This is just orc bro
No.288458
Anonymous
Image:176092173584.png(1.17MB, 1230x1218)174868577187.png
>>288454
They all have snoots.
Watch it for the Particularly fragile ones, Some Anon Heavy petted Masqy so much her screen cracked Giggity
No.288459
Anonymous
>>288452
Mankind's sudden extinction is a hotly debated topic, the name "Absolute Solver" is a joke about the Solver being the "solution" to that question.
Nori died in an accident years ago. J is based off of one of the outpost's managers, who Uzi somehow thinks is trying to get into Khan's lack of pants. N and V are her made up vampire boyfriend/best friend duo who take her on a wild adventure as she discovers her newfound powers.
Doll's family is alive and well, she said something to Uzi that she took as insulting and wrote her fate in as a direct response to that. It was a rather neutral remark, Uzi just had her translator program off because she was using all her RAM on imagining her epic self-insert story.
No.288460
Anonymous
>>288456
Report it and then let the strangely dressed men and Drones into your home
No.288461
Anonymous
>>288456
Power loader?
No.288462
Anonymous
>It was all in le main character's head
>Even in fiction everything is actually mundane and nothing out of the ordinary ever happens
go juggle potatoes.
No.288463
Anonymous
>>288459
>Uzi finds out what Doll actually said
>feeling bad about killing fictionalized Doll now, she backpedals as much as possible and has Doll still be around as a ghost who can pop in and out of fictionalized Uzi's mind palace
No.288464
Anonymous
No.288465
Anonymous
Replies:>>288466
>>288462
Uzi's an autistic freak. She's pretty out of the ordinary.
No.288466
Anonymous
Replies:>>288467
Image:176092262530.jpg(28kB, 676x380)Saint Elsewhere.jpg
>>288465
Shove the St Elsewhere snowglobe up your ass.
No.288467
Anonymous
Replies:>>288468
>>288466
Chuuni daydreams are funny though.
No.288468
Anonymous
Image:176092296644.jpg(14kB, 338x190)Goonette dreaming.jpg
>>288467
Not as funny as failgirl horny dreams, that Uzi almost certainly had.
No.288469
Anonymous
>>288462
I mean it could be an interesting AU premise, but if that was the intended series which it wasn't then yeah it's dogshite
No.288470
Anonymous
Replies:>>288472
Image:176092306837.png(136kB, 1310x740)sleepy jane.png
eep well
No.288471
Anonymous
Replies:>>288474
>>288468
Idea for this premise: instead of Uzi making N up out of whole cloth, she based him on her third grade teacher, who she still has a crush on all these years later.
No.288472
Anonymous
Replies:>>288630
Image:176092333808.png(44kB, 167x201)bendurrr.png
>>288470
Okay, I think I got these.
There's Jane, Bonnie and this other girl I always forget the name of, I think it's the one with the fat tits?
nvm I just looked it up and it's the one on the left, abby.
I don't know why I keep confusing them.
No.288473
Anonymous
Image:176092334708.png(353kB, 751x583)ca94dfc271ed0a5a391c4dffd6169bdc.png
>>288451
Fnaf Nose honkyoutube thumb
No.288474
Anonymous
>>288468
>>288471
Where exactly does one draw the line with "all of the supernatural stuff was imaginary"? We don't have interstellar travel or robots in real life either, so why not just go all the way and say that Uzi is just some random human girl in the 21st century (and that Uzi isn't even her real name because no one names their daughter Uzi)/
No.288475
Anonymous
Replies:>>288479
>>288408
>N sitting in the outpost, looking at the metaphorical blood on his hands (he licked all the literal blood off)
>Another human walks in
>No, he can't do this, no more, he's not going to let it happen again!
>He has to warn the human before it happens!

>Be Anon
>Be sent to the outpost for an unknown reason
>Walk into a room and oh hey, there's N!
>He stares at you
>Then lunges at you, claws out, screaming "RUN AWAY! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! RUN! RUN!"
>You run, you just keep running, right out the outpost and up a mountain
>You don't stop even as you fly right off a cliff and plummet to your death
No.288476
Anonymous
>>288474
It's funnier if Uzi really is a robot living in a post-nuclear winter robot civilization in the 31st century.
No.288477
Anonymous
Image:176092371203.png(551kB, 836x750)1717288324173.png
>>288474
Right then and there, because human Uzi would be a STINKY weeb, and not in a stinks good way.
More of a hasn't showered in four days and sits on her desktop all day stink, being a robot somewhat helps her not to reek as much.
No.288478
Anonymous
>>288474
the only "it's all a dream" I'll accept is the guy who said the music video is actually N and Uzi fucking around with action figures in her room
No.288479
Anonymous
No.288480
Anonymous
>>288474
The funniest outcome is there being plenty of supernatural shit out there, mysteries to solve and secrets to uncover, but Uzi is too busy sitting in class, imagining going out there and finding things.
There's a prototype super-drone who's eerily similar to N sealed in a pod in a lab somewhere, but Uzi's too busy drawing Braiden getting frozen and shattered into pieces to ever find him.
No.288481
Anonymous
>>288480
>the cool kids have real adventures while Uzi is busy being a stinky goblin
No.288482
Anonymous
>>288480
>NTA

>Drone that looks eerily similar to N
Hold on I got an idea to make this all interesting what if the events of Murder Drones did happen, but at the same time didn't? Like some weird paradoxical universe reset shenanigans
No.288483
Anonymous
>>288480
>Uzi didn't make up Braiden being extremely flammable, that part's true to life
No.288484
Anonymous
>>288482
Considering how busy life has been I'll probably never get around to writing the TAMMFK green, but that idea reminds me of a plot point I had in mind. Basically the idea of overcharging the singularities in the cores for example or more specifically a very large sized one causing it to combust and release a powerful explosion, an explosion so devastatingly powerful that it actually affects history itself changing it.
No.288485
Anonymous
Image:176092463201.png(1.17MB, 1200x1024)cccaf351700c208999d98863bbdf5d3a.png
>>288360
>Giltch releases the Murder Drones Bible
>all your family friendly biblical stories illustrated with your favorite characters!
No.288486
Anonymous
>>288485
There is an alternate universe in which this happened and it is simultaneously horrifying and glorious
No.288487
Anonymous
>>288033
I wouldn't call myself the creator since other anons had a hand in her creation, but I'm the bastard who wrote the first Negev greens more specifically the ones of her screaming a lot in a padded cell. So yeah I'm still here
No.288488
Anonymous
Replies:>>288490
And just like that /md/ dissappeared without a trace
No.288489
Anonymous
>>288482
>N and V are out there, custom-spec drones fulfilling the objectives of an unknown party that seems tied to humanity's disappearance- is humanity still alive, are they working for some sort of remnant organization, or is there a more sinister bent to their presence?
>J is one of them as well, an agent inside the outpost guiding events within to meet the agenda, but she's been having doubts about her posting, on whether or not she's doing the right thing
>Doll's mother and father told their daughter the truth about her upbringing and the destiny she'll soon have to face, one Lizzy's ready to help her meet
>Emily's begun hearing voices, and after listening to them, she managed to save another drone from certain death, what purpose are these prophetic whispers guiding her toward?
>There's a place for Uzi in all these stories and more, her technical aptitude extends far beyond building a railgun she drops in favor of god powers, but she went on a scavenging run once and thought it was too boring to go again, so she'll never see that side of her world
No.288490
Anonymous
>>288488
>100 years have passed and my alternate accounts and I have found a new imageboard, a website named Plus4chan.
No.288491
Anonymous
Replies:>>288492
J belly. Commonly portmanteau'd among tummy enthusiasts as Jelly.
No.288492
Anonymous
>>288491
>Not be confused with (J)elly Belly, the hit cover single sung by Serial Designation J during her Corporate Redistribution tour of Copper-9.
No.288493
Anonymous
Your fortune: Better not tell you now

FUCK YOU!
>Oogifies (You)r Drone
No.288494
Anonymous
>>288459
Idea to bring some genuine pathos in:
>Nori doesn't die in that accident, but she does get some irreparable damage to her core
>she doesn't act any different, but it has permanently affected her: her voice sounds grainy and slightly muffled and occasionally glitches out, she's blind in one eye now, she can't walk very fast anymore, she has difficulty standing up straight and sometimes even holding her head up, and she occasionally gets t. rex hands
>her relationship with Khan (including their immoral makeouts life) hasn't been affected at all-that pigtailed supervisor coming on to Khan is all in Uzi's head and Uzi thinks the attempt is doomed to fail, she's just mad on the principle of the thing-but Nori couldn't be there for Uzi in her most formative years as much as she should have been
>Uzi's chuuni fantasies channel her feelings about her disabled mom in two directions: one is her mom being a cool badass who's just as physically capable as anyone else even though she's a little headcrab with one eye and couldn't be there for her because she was trying to save the world, the other is the host bodies of the evil vore demon that ruined her mom's and everyone else's lives having many of her mom's infirmities
No.288495
Anonymous
>>288493
Guess nothing happened.
No.288496
Anonymous
Image:176092673409.gif(215kB, 246x232)1740079790755940.gif
>>288493
Imma take care of this lil bean until she's big and strong enough to fend on her own, my beautiful baby!
No.288497
Anonymous
No.288498
Anonymous
No.288499
Anonymous
>>288480
That's funny
No.288500
Anonymous
Replies:>>288534
Image:176092704952.jpg(949kB, 1080x1080)bear.jpg
No.288501
Anonymous
>>288496
Quick, someone post the oogi lifecycle.
No.288502
Anonymous
Replies:>>288503
Image:176092734977.png(396kB, 640x902)Untitled55_20251019222835.png
True story
No.288503
Anonymous
Image:176092760500.jpg(73kB, 887x595)173371262453.jpg
>>288502
I didn't know prescription junkies visitted these halls!
No, I'm not going to take the looney pills.
No.288504
Anonymous
I just called a Sentinel Drone a dronigger and it just stared at me with a blank expression.
No.288505
Anonymous
Replies:>>288514
>>288504
It was checking your records to see how mutated you are in the hopes it could legally kill you. Weapons of war have no place on our streets.
No.288506
Anonymous
Replies:>>288509
>>288485
>Several drone children made fun of Uzi because she had lost her wig and was bald.
>So she summoned bears to maul them.
No.288507
Anonymous
No.288508
Anonymous
>>288504
and everyone clapped
No.288509
Anonymous
Replies:>>288510
>>288506
>"Haha bald. Haha bald."
>V in a bear suit shows up
No.288510
Anonymous
>>288509
It was weird how one of them kept screaming "CALVO GORDO" while being dragged off.
No.288511
Anonymous
>Solver War group therapy session with Fuguedrone as the head

How successful is Fuguedrone in making many character who suffered during the war with their mental health and making them let go of past hatred?
No.288512
Anonymous
Replies:>>288660
>>288511
Alright so when the fuck does Fuguedrone get feMpregged because I ain't seeing that shit anywhere on the booru.
No.288513
Anonymous
Alright anons do you plan your greens or do you just write them as you think them and post?
No.288514
Anonymous
>>288505
Weapons of war?!? It's just a word!
No.288515
Anonymous
>>288513
The latter.
Assuming I get the motivation to type anything up in the first place.
No.288516
Anonymous
>>288457
>the drone named forc
>looks like orc
Thatsthewholepoint
No.288517
Anonymous
>>288513
I write a funpost then I extrapolate. Literally every time. Even when it seems like I had this all planned out from the beginning.
No.288518
Anonymous
Replies:>>288548
>>288516
>hey dawg I heard you liek orc so I made forc which is just a fork of orc so you can have more orc in yo forc
No.288519
Anonymous
No.288520
Anonymous
Replies:>>288548
>>288516
Fork the Ork.
No.288521
Anonymous
Replies:>>288523
>The Absolute Solver sent for me, so we set out until I reached such-and-such a place, and She traced a line for me and told me: Stay between the two edges of this – don’t go outside of it; if you go outside of it, it’s over for you. SD-J said: And so I stayed there. Then the Absolute Solver went off a stone’s throw away or a little farther. Then she [SD-J] mentioned a group of male members who looked like human men. SD-J narrated: They didn't have any clothes on, and I didn't see their genitals, and they were tall and scrawny. She [SD-J] said: And they came and started to clang the Absolute Solver, and Cyn began to recite to them. And they started to move closer and lean around me, and get in my way, and I became intensely terrified of them, so I sat down. And when the morning light broke, they began to go away. Then the Absolute Solver came back exhausted and in pain, or practically in pain, from how they had clanged her; She said: Indeed I am exhausted. Then the Absolute Solver put her head in my lap. And the human men came with tall white garments on, but the Absolute Solver had fallen asleep. And I became more intensely terrified of them than I was the first time.

- Narrations from Serial Designation J
No.288522
Anonymous
>>288513
It's more a possession than anything. I can't make myself write, it simply takes over and writes for me.
No.288523
Anonymous
>>288521
Is this a real drone Islam hadith?
No.288524
Anonymous
Image:176092949121.png(178kB, 796x737)175738506218.png
anti-dandruff drone
No.288525
Anonymous
Replies:>>288526
>>288524
That Anon is baaaaald
No.288526
Anonymous
>>288525
All anons are bald.
No.288527
Anonymous
Image:176092965777.png(573kB, 996x1198)1760227920111.png
>Zuttposting finally made its way to /md/
No.288528
Anonymous
Image:176092981978.jpg(33kB, 517x452)1734027132654244.jpg
>more /dbspic/-related garbage
Fucking out, you proto-niggers.
No.288529
Anonymous
>>288524
I don't think she wants to eat that
No.288530
Anonymous
This anon was raped:
>>288528
No.288531
Anonymous
Image:176092992855.png(366kB, 851x887)bnuy.png
>>288529
She's the ALASKAN BULL WORM hunter!
No.288532
Anonymous
>>288528
I thought posting that was funny because of how fucking insane that hadith is
No.288533
Anonymous
Image:176093004272.png(303kB, 1219x1372)0979f89b55a01a3128033fb40886e2ac.png
>>288529
Drones love the taste of human skin, though.
No.288534
Anonymous
>>288500
How the FUCK this Oogi convince this bear to protect her hive?!?
No.288535
Anonymous
>>288534
The Oogi offered it an unlimited source of Bugretta honey duh
No.288536
Anonymous
Replies:>>288540
Image:176093033063.png(169kB, 480x405)plz gib berri.png
>>288534
Same way Pandas convinced us to perpetuate their existence.
No.288537
Anonymous
Alice overindulging in the good eats the surface world has to offer and getting a little chubby
No.288538
Anonymous
>Murder Drones but N isn't attractive
No.288539
Anonymous
>>288538
>Merch sales plummet because GLITCH lost the 18- 25 female demographic.
No.288540
Anonymous
>>288536
>Imagining a Bear being confused but enthralled by an Oogis cute little dance and mannerisms enough to protect it from predators
No.288541
Anonymous
>>288538
Wow I can't believe that Liam would put us as a main character
No.288542
Anonymous
>an entire Oogi hive raiding your house on the back of a Great big Grizzly bear like a war elephant
No.288543
Anonymous
>>288542
>The bear is adorned in a large spikey armor created from the many tin cans that you carelessly tossed in the trash and not recycle
No.288544
Anonymous
>>288538
>Murder Drones but N is Carl with the Foreigner Belt
No.288545
Anonymous
>>288542
>Joblins unleash the Jugbear
No.288546
Anonymous
Image:176093110872.png(211kB, 350x551)1739831888712372.png
>>288542
>>288543
>The oogi's face when I pull out my comically sized revolver from my pocket and blast through their bear's shitty tin armour:
No.288547
Anonymous
Replies:>>288551
>>288546
>You kill the bear, but the entire hive descends upon you from its back and corpse, eating you alive like a newly crushed anthill
No.288548
Anonymous
Image:176093117243.png(233kB, 489x418)Screenshot 2025-10-19 202835.png
>>288516
>>288518
>>288520
>Forc & Orc co-exist
>unfortunately, Orc is a mischievous little shit and Forc isent smart enough to register this.
>Ends up going along with her little plan
>Spend the next 10 minutes waiting for Forc to cough up your wallet while orc ran off with one of your credit-cards
No.288549
Anonymous
Image:176093118573.jpg(14kB, 416x480)Its Still A Bear Bro.jpeg
>>288546
>Anons face when he realizes that it's a fucking bear regardless and now it's incredibly pissed
No.288550
Anonymous
>>288546
Josh Penis
No.288551
Anonymous
Replies:>>288555
Image:176093137149.png(73kB, 647x560)1709062693771052.png
>>288547
>Implying the entire hive isn't trembling under the might of the Loud Shooty Bang
You overestimate the vermins' courage.
>>288549
>Anon when he doesn't understand that a comically oversized revolver kills bears in one shot:
No.288552
Anonymous
>>288549
I don't think Anons fully understand how little a gun will do if you don't get a killshot and even then, the fact most living things have a good 20-30 seconds of murder in them after they take a lethal wound that isn't the heart, neck, or brain.
No.288553
Anonymous
Replies:>>288554
Image:176093142275.jpg(695kB, 1920x1080)golden-compass-bear-fight_084331598.jpg
>>288542
>>288543
I SUMMON THE GOLDEN FLEECED BEAR IN ATTACK MODE!
Just a little perk of drinking 2 litters of Coca-Cola every day!
AJUA!
No.288554
Anonymous
Replies:>>288556
>>288553
But The Golden Compass sucked as a book, a movie and a game.
No.288555
Anonymous
Replies:>>288559
>>288551
As long as you're actually getting a Bear Killer, chambered in 444 BK, and not a knockoff chambered in a caliber that doesn't obliterate your wrist, sure.
No.288556
Anonymous
Replies:>>288559
>>288554
There was a book and a game?
But bears taking the shit out of each other, tho.
No.288557
Anonymous
The Oogies have used their dark alchemy to create a white powder that gives the bear strength beyond strength. (It's cocaine.)
No.288558
Anonymous
Replies:>>288562
>>288385
This is what every drone dreams of deep down in their drone soul. Every one.
No.288559
Anonymous
>>288556
Yes, there was.
And they all suck.
>>288555
Hey, there's a reason I bought that power gauntlet too.
>>288557
Yeah well I floop the pig
No.288560
Anonymous
>>288557
SUGAR!
No.288561
Anonymous
>>288387
Holy sex with a cute suit.
No.288562
Anonymous
Replies:>>288634
>>288558
Kinda gay for the male drones.
No.288563
Anonymous
Suggest targets for Lucy's Halloween rampage.
No.288564
Anonymous
>>288563
Scare the ghost of Bonnie
No.288565
Anonymous
Replies:>>288567
>>288563
The staff of the asylum as she tries to kill her way to escape again. Batman villain ass.
No.288566
Anonymous
>>288456
Update she sat on me and kissed by against my will
No.288567
Anonymous
Image:176093243811.jpg(597kB, 2496x3072)Fire skeleton playing with Kid.jpg
>>288565
What's Lucy's sob story?
All Batman villains have a sob story, except the Joker, he's just a dickhead(and a raped bitch)
No.288568
Anonymous
Replies:>>288573
>>288563
Fiend's evil rapist N.
No.288569
Anonymous
>>288563
Beretta, SD-Q and maybe John
No.288570
Anonymous
>>288567
Cabin fever 'experiment' (Some scientists were bored and fucked with her internal clock and systems in order to try and spice up the office for halloween)

more important question
Cyn fuckery?
No.288571
Anonymous
>>288567
She just really like Halloween.
No.288572
Anonymous
Replies:>>288635
>>288563
>All Sentinel Drones
>All anti-Union terrorists
No.288573
Anonymous
Replies:>>288619
Image:176093270221.gif(35kB, 531x672)175022369494.gif
>>288568
Rape doesn't always imply malice, maybe he's just indifferent/ignorant to his victim's suffering.
No.288575
Anonymous
Image:176093328557.jpg(85kB, 650x366)8fbuq0qyanhf1.jpeg
>>288563
>Avre
agoraphobia isent a common fear so i bet lucy could get creative with it
No.288576
Anonymous
Replies:>>288577
>>288574
>president boogi orders a great statue be constructed of her puking honey on her own hive in a bad way
No.288577
Anonymous
>>288576
Why is President Boogi sending so much money to Lizzreal?
No.288578
Anonymous
>>288494
>Nori, despite being arguably more disabled than headcrab Nori, draws a webcomic
>updates every two weeks, but what day in that two weeks it updates on depends on how cooperative her hands are
>Uzi's offered to be her mom's assistant, but Nori's a control freak when it comes to her art and wants to prove she's just as self-sufficient as before that accident
No.288579
Federal Boogi Of Investigation
>>288577
OoooOoooo
>Translation: Stop noticing
No.288580
Anonymous
Replies:>>288636
>>288577
>President Boogi to send 40 billion pounds of honey to her "Oogitarinism is a good system of honey management" partner hive
>In other news, Oogis can no longer eat honey
No.288581
Anonymous
Image:176093375528.png(46kB, 937x282)If Zach Hadel made Helluva Boss.png
How different would Murder Drones be if were made by Zach Hadel
No.288582
Anonymous
>>288581
There would be a lot more screaming and random death
No.288583
Anonymous
Replies:>>288585
>>288581
More Solver witches
Solver witches being laughing, green, and on broomsticks
A trio of Solver witches who have a single visor they trade back and forth like the Fates from Hercules
No.288584
Anonymous
Replies:>>288587
Image:176093391775.png(43kB, 800x600)TMR and ZCH discuss important things.png
>>288581
I dunno but have this.
No.288585
Anonymous
>>288583 (me)
>>288581
Beau explicitly, canonically being a homunculus
Flashback to Alice smashing her failed first attempt at a homunculus with a Bible when it spits at her
More homunculi
No.288586
Anonymous
>>288563
for canon
>J (guilt over Tessa and working for Cyn)
>V (fear of what she's become and her lost self)
>Lizzy (regret for betraying Doll)
>Doil (realization that she did to others what v did to her family)
for OCs
>Molly (obvious)
>SentinElf (powerlessness)
>Negev (losing herself and becoming a worse monster than Mother)
>U-U (losing/killing anon)
>Pavo (getting lost in bloodlust and killing anon)
>Cici (???)
No.288587
Anonymous
Replies:>>288589
Image:176093451664.png(25kB, 300x420)SD-CRY.png
>>288584
And the third member of the team, CRY.
No.288588
Anonymous
Replies:>>288593
>>288586
Considering we got a bunch of other OCs with mental problems/hatred, why aren't they targets too?
No.288589
Anonymous
Replies:>>288592
>>288587
He's not reacting well to the Copper-9 air.
No.288590
Anonymous
Replies:>>288593
>>288586
Surprised Jane and John isnt here
No.288591
Anonymous
>>288567
she's the daughter of 100 satanic maniacs born under a blood moon on Friday the 13th in a haunted house by the cemetery built on top of an Indian burial ground. she was attacked by a wolf, caught fire, and drowned in the black lagoon while the people who were supposed to watch her were off having sex. years later in a cabin in the woods by the lagoon she drowned in, a group of kids opened a puzzle box containing the necronomicon ex mortis and read from it which caused lightning to strike Lucy's body and the barrels of 245 trioxin and illegally dumped toxic waste beneath it, raising her from the dead
No.288592
Anonymous
Replies:>>288595
Image:176093490743.png(22kB, 300x420)SD-CRYrage.png
>>288589
>That's not what I'm not FUCKING REACTING BADLY to, it's this BULLSHIT FUCKING OUTPOST DOOR! I brought a fucking TANK, I dragged the turret ALL THE WAY HERE, and the shell BOUNCED OFF! I'm gonna crash a- I'm gonna 9/11 a plane into it and it's gonna fuckin' do nothing, just watch!
No.288593
Anonymous
>>288588
>>288590
because I was just going off the top of my head and avoiding the most popular, obvious OCs
No.288594
Anonymous
Would you rather:
have Murder Drones be written by Toby Fox?
or
Murder Drones written by Gooseworx?
No.288595
Anonymous
>>288592
>Hey CRY, Sonic here!
>Hey CRY, it's Goku here!
No.288596
Anonymous
Replies:>>288598
I wonder if Scribbles still lurks here
No.288597
Anonymous
>>288594
Gooseworx legitimately Gooseworx because I can trust them to actually take shit seriously which is shocking
No.288598
Anonymous
Replies:>>288624
>>288596
He's permanently banned
No.288599
Anonymous
Replies:>>288607
>>288594
Toby fox is too Hussie-adjacent. I hate vore, but Gooseworx wins here.
I think. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Goose is also friends with Hussie.
No.288600
Anonymous
>>288594
Karl Bollers
No.288601
Anonymous
Replies:>>288602
Image:176093581380.jpg(526kB, 1638x2048)1759848493109018.jpg
>>288594
Toby might try to redeem Cyn, which isn't ideal.
But he might also add humans and human on drone jokes to the script.
Goose can handle Horror comedy pretty well if you consider her record, so my bets are on >her
Yes I called Goose a her as she's one of a handful of trans people that I tolerate and respect..... for now....
Honorable mention for the X artist that drew Uzi with booba and floaty hands.
No.288602
Anonymous
Replies:>>288603
Image:176093592041.jpg(23kB, 828x460)172092823174.jpg
>>288601
>White stomach
No.288603
Anonymous
Replies:>>288604
>>288602
Those aren't either of the show's drone models, it's fine.
No.288604
Anonymous
>>288603
Good, that means I can be modelist.
Black stomach or (I'm not) bust(ing on it).
No.288605
Anonymous
Replies:>>288608
Image:176093661842.jpg(97kB, 604x340)dnD5l8ty2Mc.jpg
>>288406
>Be Belarusanon
>Thanks to the machinations of the godless lizards from Nibiru, you somehow find yourself on Copper-9
>A landscape of city ruins in the midst of a nuclear winter unfolds before you
>Just like in Ukraine
>Blat.exe
>Native Chernobyl definitely gave you some resistance to the incoming air, but definitely insufficient resistance to the cold, so you better start running as fast as you can right now to avoid giving your soul to the communist gods prematurely
>After about a couple of hours of nonstop running between leaning skyscrapers, you finally find the damned bunker and knock on the massive door
>"OPEN UP, BITCH, GRANDFATHER FROST HAS COME!"
>A small crack opens, through which a real fucking drone begins staring at your crotch
>God, they're really small
>And their heads are really huge
>"Hello, soldier, not on duty, but as a friend, let me in to warm up, please."
>The drone, clearly in serious shock, shouted something in English
>Looks like they're not using Russian dubbing
>Blat_2.exe
>Okay, let's move on to plan c.
>"I'm your fucking god, so if you want to get into fucking robo-heaven, open this fucking door!"
>Good news: you're in
>Not so good news: they took the God thing way too seriously, so now they're asking you to forgive their sins and bless their children
>Okay, things could have been a lot worse, now we need to find Doll
>The first one was found along with Yeva, so now you can tell the anons it's canon
>You tell them both that they're supporting characters in a show by some autistic guy who invented their entire universe to showcase his fetish for a robot that pulls on the corpse of a pubescent girl in the final episode
>If they were skeptical at first, now they definitely think you're crazy
>And they tell you so outright
>"Okay, I'll prove it, I just have to find out when the purple femcel embarrasses herself with her Gauss gun."
>"You mean Uzi and her railgun? She showed it off in math class yesterday."
>"Yeah, guys, your accents are fuc... Wait, did you say yesterday?"
>The lights suddenly go out and come back on, but this time as an alarming red light
>A grinding noise, coupled with maniacal giggling, begins to come from the ventilation system
>Blat_3.exe
No.288606
Anonymous
Replies:>>288609
I need a post-show universe greentext that explores N's role as the leader of the WDF. It's always mentioned in passing in Beretta greens yet never elaborated on
No.288607
Anonymous
>>288599
>I hate vore
what's the worst he could realistically add? there's not exactly a lot of potential for anyone eating anyone else in a way that isn't the way DDs usually eat people
No.288608
Anonymous
Replies:>>288639
>>288605
Rip Sputnik
No.288609
Anonymous
>>288606
>The new generation of Drones believes that N is some hardcore no nonsense cop-like figure
>In actuality N just asks Drones very nicely to stop committing crimes
>Very rarely does N actually tussle with the occasional hotshot DD that thinks they can go around and start causing trouble for the Outpost and those who live outside the bunker
No.288610
Anonymous
>>288609
>The DDs the N deals with are usually forced to attend a special education, taught personally by N
>It consists of telling the DDs that The Solver was a big smelly jerk and that they don't have to obey them anymore
>And that Worker Drones are friends not food which is a difficult concept for most to grasp
No.288611
Anonymous
Replies:>>288625
Goodnight thread
No.288612
Anonymous
>>288609
>N's guide to conflict defusal
>Stage 1: Ask the drone nicely to stop breaking the law and explain to them why the law is in place!
>N spent lots of time studying human law after he learned about K9 units, so he's very good at this
>Should this fail, move to Stage 2: Put a hand on the drone's shoulder and ask him or her slightly more forcefully to stop, please
>This generally works, but on the rare case
>Stage 3: With a friendly smile, remind the criminal that you are an armed peace officer who wishes to de-escalate the situation!
>The sight of claws and teeth is enough to stop any crime, as it turns out
>N's just glad that he can get people to see the error of their ways!
>One of the WDF members, a somehow-chubby and highly tenured drone, describes him as a "copper minted from Ironfoundersson stock", refusing to elaborate on what exactly he means by that
No.288613
Anonymous
>>288612
>Drone Ruckus cameo
Kek
No.288614
Anonymous
>>288610
>A DD raises their hand.
>"But they taste like food."
>"Yes, however if you talk to one you might find they're more friends than food."
>"That still implies they're food though."
>"I mean anything is food if you try hard enough. Wait - no. Uzi?"
>The ceiling disappears and an endless abyss opens up before the classroom, in the flickering light of a dying star they see a mass of robotic limbs moving. "Don't eat worker drones." The abyss says.
>"Yeah what she said." N agrees.
>"Can we still kill them?" One DD asks.
>Said DD's visor flashes a moment before she blinks several times. "Why don't I have any memories?"
>"So is that a no?" Another DD asks.
>The void sighs.
No.288615
Anonymous
>>288609
>the occasional hotshot DD
N knew all of them at the Elliot mansion.
No.288616
Anonymous
Replies:>>288621
Image:176093893582.png(115kB, 505x503)The Great Exalted Empress of Copper-9.png
>>288609
>>288610
>>288612
>>288614
I now consider this canon to the Empress Uzi timeline.
No.288617
Anonymous
No.288618
Anonymous
Disgusting ooger feds asking me to pay taxes. I AINT PAYING NO HONEY TAX AND IF WE COME AGAIN IM UNLEASHING THE ROOMBA
No.288619
Anonymous
No.288620
Anonymous
I'm training a drone to write greens for me. But so far all she's doing is self insert human male on drone female greens.
No.288621
Anonymous
>>288616
>"Sir, how am I supposed to feel about your wife's God-Empress LARP?"
No.288622
Anonymous
No.288623
Anonymous
>>288614
Why doesn't N hire some outside contractors to train DDs? They're FAR more effectice in training DDs plus they kill the undesirable DDs.
No.288624
Anonymous
Replies:>>288723
>>288598
I I remember he showed up a couple times on /co/ like back in summer this year, but haven't seen him since
No.288625
Anonymous
>>288611
G'night fellow dronetist
No.288626
Anonymous
>>288418
Sexy off model shit.
No.288627
Anonymous
Image:176094015888.gif(110kB, 1200x1500)e8b47d88d1d00c0bf99fa5fcfc5f6cf4.gif
No.288628
Anonymous
Replies:>>288704
Image:176094017201.jpg(106kB, 632x1204)20250831192606.jpg
>>288627
No.288629
Anonymous
No.288630
Anonymous
>>288472
Autism.
No.288631
Anonymous
No.288632
Anonymous
Replies:>>288643
>>288511
What would happen if you put rabid dogs in the same enclosure and locked them in there for 10 hours? That's about it, so he'd only really have to use his powers to keep the PTSD-stricken humans and drones from killing each other on the spot.
No.288633
Anonymous
>>288586
>>Doil (realization that she did to others what v did to her family)
Me personally, I figure that even at the time it happened Doll was generally so done with everything that she'd have no difficulty acknowledging it. Lucy would just be no diffed with a "[Yeah, I know.]" It'd be like someone acknowledging their Shadow in Persona 4.
No.288634
Anonymous
No.288635
Anonymous
>>288572
Imagine a group of Sentinel Drones and Terrorists meeting in one place at the direction of an "informant." That would be fun.
No.288636
Anonymous
No.288637
Anonymous
J is Naked for Halloween
No.288638
Anonymous
>>288637
She's wearing a prosthetic body, it's fucked up.
No.288639
Anonymous
>>288608
He didn't even try to fuck the drone, that's not canon.
No.288640
Anonymous
>>288637
>J shows up to the Halloween party dressed as Tessa.
>Not a skinsuit just a dress and bow.
>Everyone thinks it's in bad tastes and several forcibly strip her.
No.288641
Anonymous
Image:176094160652.jpg(176kB, 730x1004)20250825212222.jpg
>>288493
Only Drones?
No.288642
Anonymous
Replies:>>288644
>>288493
DDnni is gonna feast on some oogis tonight
No.288643
Anonymous
>>288632
Anon, Fuguedrone has mind-control powers. He can pacify even the most PTSD/Anger driven humans and drones, especially veterans like Jane and Switch who've suffered because of the AS. He can keep them under control.
No.288644
Anonymous
Replies:>>288682
>>288642
RIP purple bastards.
No.288645
Anonymous
>>288643
>Mind control powers
So you can be immune to her if you simply do not think...
>Send in the E...
No.288646
Anonymous
>>288643
I wonder what's stronger: Buddy and Stone's hatred of drones, or the magic of Fuguedrone?
No.288647
Anonymous
Image:176094223682.jpg(97kB, 516x818)fad7ed241fa26427adf712cdf6b04dc0.jpg
>>288643
No.288648
Anonymous
Replies:>>288649
>>288645
This battle will forever enter the annals of history and will be passed down from generation to generation until the universe itself perishes.
No.288649
Anonymous
Replies:>>288674
>>288648
Heh. Anals of history.

Where's Pavo.
No.288650
Anonymous
>>288645
>her
Anon, you might wanna sit down.
No.288651
Anonymous
>>288511
Oh god
No.288652
Anonymous
>Anatomy adapters are based on doujins because the designers never saw real junk of the opposite sex
>Female adapters are extremely sensitive, meaning that drones fitted with one cum after just a few thursts
>Male adapters are absolute monsters that require the engagement to last for hours for any effect
>In both cases first time users turn up their sensitivity to 200% just in case
>Of course most of them forgets to turn it down afterwards
In other news, nymphomania is up to 89% percent in the drone population, humans are to excuse any inappropriate remark or unasked physical contact as our compatriots attempt to overcome their urges
No.288654
Anonymous
Replies:>>288661
>>288652
I have a shotgun, so I'm ready to shoot off this stench that these damn toasters insult God with!
No.288655
Anonymous
>Fuguedrone starts a therapy reconciliation session for humans, WDs and DDs during the Solver War
>It does not go well
>The DDs keep making remarks they wanna eat the DDs
>Some of the humans brought hidden weapons and were ready to shoot the DDs
>One of the WDs came to the session loaded with explosives in their stomach ready to detonate it in order to kill everyone else
No.288656
Anonymous
Fuguedrone needs to convince human veterans who suffer from PTSD to fuck disassembly drones who suffer from PTSD because love can heal any wound!
No.288657
Anonymous
Replies:>>288661
>>288652
So wait, is it still a social faux pas to pick up a drone and french kiss them until they orgasm?
No.288658
Anonymous
Image:176094333950.jpg(131kB, 1010x1010)Spoiler image
>>288640
>and several forcibly strip her.
Get her fuckin' rags off.
No.288659
Anonymous
>>288655
They're having a fun party, I'd like to join in.
No.288660
Anonymous
>>288512
I'm still waiting for an explanation.
No.288661
Anonymous
Replies:>>288668
>>288654
Citizen, any violence against anyone be they drone or human will be punished, remember descent is forcefully discouraged also do you have a permit for that fire arm?
>>288657
You are an upstanding citizen but please don't do so in public, you will just excite every other drone in the vicinity, you should first ask the drone out and then take them somewhere private, be careful they won't be satisfied after one round, there are lube and viagra dispensaries near every government office, you'll need it
No.288662
Anonymous
So a Jugbear is formed from a J's fear, self-loathing, dilly-dallying, und stinkin' thinkin'. What exactly happens if a J actually manages to defeat her Jugbear?
No.288663
Anonymous
Replies:>>288709
>>288662
She instantly grows massive mammaries.
No.288664
Anonymous
>>288662
>und stinkin' thinkin'
Y!? Why are you talking about Jugbears? Wait, this isn't related to the "racoon" in the garage right?
No.288665
Anonymous
>>288662
There was that one guy a few threads back who saved his J from a jugbear.
No.288666
E-Anonymous
Image:176094430095.jpg(179kB, 864x921)IMG_6116.jpeg
Anon, what the fuck. You said you wouldn’t make her cry
No.288667
Anonymous
>>288666
I didn't make her cry, the empty shelf of bananas did. And I tried to fix it, but somehow every store is out of bananas today.
Where did they all go? Who took ALL the bananas in the city?
No.288668
Anonymous
Replies:>>288671
>>288661
>do you have a permit for that fire arm?
I don't need this fucking piece of shit, because I answer only to God!
No.288669
Anonymous
Replies:>>288670
Image:176094457203.gif(29kB, 112x112)petdaE.gif
>>288666
>Be at the store with E
>Tell her that you already have bananas at home and don't need to buy more
>She begins to cry
>You attempt to not give in into her demands
>One look at her digital water works is enough to shake your resolve
>You sigh as you pay for the 5kg of bananas
>You look at E
>This smile is worth every penny
No.288670
Anonymous
Replies:>>288671
>>288669
That's one radioactive E
No.288671
Anonymous
Replies:>>288676
Image:176094482678.png(326kB, 911x755)police.png
>>288668
You're going to anwser to them soon enough

>>288670
It's from eating too many bananas
No.288672
Anonymous
>>288667
The Solver did because it thinks it’s funny when E is looking for them
No.288673
Anonymous
Image:176094508158.jpg(98kB, 850x902)sample-bb26efe7c87ea360cdf6f2e321154c89[1].jpg
>Pavo was tired, heading home after a long day of patrol.
>Well, more like a long... he check and saw he'd been on deployment for... 13 days.
>He was low on ammunition, energy, and willpower.
>Even the small patrol of DD's he'd "neutralized" did nothing to cheer him up.
>So, coming back and seeing the base was still intact, and that he'd have a chance to sleep and recharge, was nice.
>What wasn't nice was when he noticed the door to his private quarters was open.
>That door was never open. It locked automatically.
>Checking his logs confirmed that, yes, he had manually locked and armed the security measures before he left.
>Arming his feathers, he opened the door to find...
>A tiny worker drone with familiar black and red hair styled into devil horns.
>"Lucy," Pavo greeted.
>"Featherbutt! Finally!" Lucy said, slamming her head down into the desk with frustration. "I've been here a whole week. A week! Do you know how boring that gets? If I sweat, my butt would be fused to this seat." She gestured at his office chair as she stood up from his desk. "Oh! Did you get my gifts?"
>The several dozen rubber spiders, and the pipe bomb someone had mailed Pavo suddenly clicked into place.
>"I'm really not in the mood for your games, Lucy." Pavo said.
>"I'm really sorry but you're up to level 6 this time. I can't just let you off with a spook now."
>"Yuhuh. Okay. Commander said you're slated for capture so I'm gonna pacify you now before you get up to your usual hijinks. Night night." And without any other warning Pavo's tail flashed.
>Lucy went down like a sack of bricks.
>Pavo smiled, knowing that letting the little gremlin talk was a huge mistake. She had a habit of creating overly complicated problems for anyone that-
>Pavo's lights cut out just as the TV turned on.
>"Fuck me," Pavo muttered, as he saw Lucy's face appear on the screen.
>"Wow! Rude!" TV Lucy said, Pavo double checked that the worker drone herself was still unconscious.
>She was, her screen confirming the boot loop.
>"I don't know and I don't care what your game is Lucy. I'm taking you to jail and then I'm going to sleep."
>"Hmm I don't think so," TV Lucy said. "In fact, if you touch me, I'm going to make sure your special friend here has a very bad Halloween."
>As the television glitched, Pavo saw an image of TechAnon strapped to a chair with ropes, several devices were attached to his limbs and neck, like razor wire hooked up to a box of some kind.
>Pavo gritted his teeth, but smiled. "You don't hurt people Lucy. I've looked into you since the last time we met. Everything you do is a prank. It's going to take more than empty threats to-"
>Pavo was cut off as one of the devices activated, the razor wire tightening and severing TechAnon's left arm.
>The man screamed.
>Pavo panicked.
>"Sorry you were saying something?" Lucy asked. "Oh, I see the confusion. No, I don't hurt people when they play along." Lucy smiled. "You didn't play along Mr. Featherbutt. That means you get the serious Lucy."
>"Let him go. Right now." Pavo said, transforming his arm into a blade and putting it directly to the unconscious Lucy's neck.
>"If you kill me he dies. But if he means less to you than killing me does, go for it."
>Pavo hesitated.
>"Great!" Lucy said. "So, now that we're on the same page, I want to play... A. Game." Lucy giggled. "I always wanted to say that."
>Pavo remained silent.
>"Good. So - here's the deal. I want you to call in one of your sentinel friends, don't care who."
>"Why?"
>"Because someone is going to die today. Either it's one of your friends, or it's him." The screen flashed again to TechAnon. "You get to choose."
>Pavo hesitated again.
>"Ohhh nonono I don't like that look." Lucy said. "Doesn't count if you go juggle potatoes. That's just no fun."
>"Lucy..." Pavo started.
>"I'll be nice and give you five minutes to choose. Clock's ticking..."
>Pavo racked his brain for someone - anyone that could help. Maybe he could call and find out where TechAnon was being kept. Maybe... maybe one of the more far gone Sentinels would volunteer.
>He considered for a long time until Lucy spoke up again.
>"Time to choose!"
>Pavo took a breath and tapped his temple, triggering his com-link...

Who should Pavo choose?
No.288674
Anonymous
No.288675
Anonymous
Replies:>>288683
>>288673
Harper had to live with this fella
No.288676
Anonymous
Image:176094527161.png(723bytes, 32x32)Nuclear_Operative.png
>>288671
NTA but nuh uh. Time to nuke the shit outta you.
No.288677
Anonymous
>>288673
Can he call anyone outside Sentinel command crazy enough to follow him?
No.288678
Anonymous
>>288678
Shit didn't notice but apparently there's a filter in place that involves "juggle potatoes." Give you a hint, it rhymes with krill your elf.
No.288679
Anonymous
Replies:>>288681
Image:176094581902.png(170kB, 720x1600)Screenshot_20251020-103605.png
>>288678
ANON WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???
No.288680
Anonymous
>>288678
Whoops. Thanks, wordfilter.
Pavo's a paladin, first and foremost, he's not sacrificing anyone, even if he doesn't like them (unless it's a DD).
Elf would be the most useful with her wallhacks and rifle, but she's very unlikely to help unless forced, unless this is somehow late into her service at the base and she's gotten help. I'd imagine it's not, because that would be a good thing happening to Elf.
So the only real answer is to call Internal Affairs to confirm Anon's location and get in touch with him, under the assumption that this is a setup and sadistic test.
No.288681
Anonymous
>>288679
Dude I seriously don't know it's happening on my end too.
No.288682
Anonymous
>>288644
Kek
>Buddy comes back home one day to find DDanni being oogified.
>despite her drop to near mental retardation, still somewhat self-aware of her situation.
>at least she’s still cute though. And at least its better than what happened last when he became oogi sized.
No.288683
Anonymous
>>288673
>>288675
>>288678

>"Harper, I need you in my quarters, now."
>"What's up Pavo?" Harper answered. "You sound kinda stressed."
>"Lucy," Pavo answered.
>"On my way," Harper said without a need for an explanation.
>When she arrived, the TV Lucy was filing her nails. For... some reason.
>"Okay, I'm just going to stand back and let you do the talking. Remember what I said~" TV Lucy explained.
>The TV switched back to the bleeding and whimpering form of TechAnon.
>"Pavo tell me that isn't real," Harper asked.
>"I think it is." Pavo gestured at the unconscious Lucy. "She said either someone here dies, or Anon does."
>Harper paused, then looked at him. "Pavo why did she let you call me here?"
>"Because someone needs to die." Pavo looked her in the eye. "I need you to kill me, Harper."
>"What?"
>"I'm not going to kill you and she said killing myself is "no fun." I think she'll let him off the hook if you kill me. Right?" Pavo asked the TV.
>TV Lucy just smiled in response.
>"Pavo I am not doing that." Harper said. "I'll get base security to look for-"
>Pavo took a shaky breath.
>"He is a press of a button away from dying." Pavo interrupted. "Harper, if he dies, I will kill you. I will kill every human, every Sentinel on this base. So either you kill me now, or you're letting that happen."
>The two stared at each other for what felt like an eternity.
>Then, the TV spoke up.
>"Hey Pavlov's gun, remind me, how long does your flash last?"
>Pavo glanced at the TV, confused for a moment, then back to the place where Lucy's body used to be.
>She... was gone.
>"Well since I haven't been turned off yet I'm going to assume "Not as long as this recording's been playing" Which - phew. I had no idea how long I'd have to string you along."
>"What?" Harper and Pavo said in unison.
>"By the way this is all CGI. Happy Halloween!"
>The TV turned off.
>Hesitantly, Pavo moved to the TV, and hit rewind.
>It was a movie.
>He had been talking to a recording.
>And it had nearly tricked him into doing something... stupid.
>Belatedly, he did something he should have thought of earlier.
>Tapping his com-link, he called TechAnon.
>"Hey bud, what's up?" TechAnon answered.
>"Nothing... just wanted to hear your voice." Pavo answered. Then, he turned to Harper.
>"I hate that little gremlin so... so much..."
No.288684
Anonymous
Replies:>>288688
Image:176094826599.jpg(65kB, 1024x923)1760948167790020.jpg
No.288685
Anonymous
Replies:>>288689
Apparently Amazon web services are down. Posting to check of the weird fuckery is happening on plus too.
No.288686
Anonymous
Replies:>>288695
Image:176094829940.jpg(52kB, 425x984)GzMzTO0aYAAoz7P.jfif
I've been thinking, since all drones are insanely hot why do the humans in the show have such disregard for them? They may be a bit stupid but certainly not blind. This brings me to one conclusion, the tyranical goverment of earth implemented anti drone rights education, poisoning the minds of its people with non-robot fucker sentiment to avoid population colapse because drone human hybrids weren't possible at the time, this of course left the universe unbalanced and caused the fabric of reality to tear allowing the solver to enter the world. Do your part today, have sex with a drone
>This post was sponsored by the Union buero of population growth
No.288687
Anonymous
Replies:>>288702
>>288683
Ask Huntress to do it
No.288688
Anonymous
Replies:>>288691
Image:176094837143.jpg(210kB, 1164x820)1714198211164839.jpg
>>288684
Both are great, Cyn is retarded, news at 11
No.288689
Anonymous
>>288685
Does plus use Amazon for anything?
No.288690
Anonymous
>>288673
>>288683
Amazing green, thank you, anon!

Sooner or later, someone will have to appear who will scare Lucy.
No.288691
Anonymous
Replies:>>288692
>>288688
I am always curious to know why Cyn decided to give certain disassembly drones curves. I know we won’t get unoffical answer but I would love to know some headcanons about it
No.288692
Anonymous
Image:176094866053.jpg(65kB, 996x796)8fe51873194ad1708733cf16b9d65b73.jpg
>>288691
She was going through a phase and projected her insecurities on others
No.288693
Anonymous
>>288690
But who? Who is scarier than her to commit atrocities to scare someone?
No.288694
Anonymous
>>288692
>While I appreciate the applause Cyn it's usually done with your hands.
No.288695
Anonymous
Replies:>>288708
>>288686
Is this what they teach at my son's school?! My boy is already the only human in the class, leave him alone!
No.288696
Anonymous
>>288693
Buddy?
No.288697
Anonymous
>>288690
I dont think Lucy would get scared, but would be happy someone tried and clap
No.288698
Anonymous
>>288694
Holy kek.
No.288699
Anonymous
>>288693
Perhaps that suspicious buddy shape silhouette has something to say?
No.288700
Anonymous
Image:176094892128.png(69kB, 1321x969)1760930817707567.png
>>288692
No.288701
Anonymous
Image:176094894151.png(283kB, 799x899)yx0y80.png
>>288694
After she got over her insecurities about not being curvy enough for Anon who was a flat bottomplate appreciation she instead begun forcing her fetishes onto him
No.288702
Anonymous
>>288687
What's Huntress like anyway? I mostly only know she has a weakness to belly rubs.
No.288703
Anonymous
>>288699
Didn't Buddy get some kind of lobotomy? Is he even capable of feeling fear anymore?
No.288704
Anonymous
No.288705
Anonymous
Replies:>>288707
>>288703
I think that any Solver War veteran - Jane, Bonnie when alive, Buddy, Danni, Switch, Avre, Harper, etc. - would be incapable of feeling fear, lobotomy or not, thanks to all the shit they experienced
No.288706
Anonymous
Replies:>>288707
>>288703
I from fan-lore, he basically gotten MKUltra’ed to be fearless against the solver’s abominations, loyal to the federation to openly commit war crimes and to not be scared of death. While present day Buddy not be so easily scared, I think if you dig deep enough in his scars he’ll definitely snap like a twig. But maybe that last part wouldn’t be a good idea.
No.288707
Anonymous
Replies:>>288711
>>288705
>>288706
So isn't Buddy afraid he might become that monster again, driven only by murder? After all, you know, DDanni isn't human anymore.
No.288708
Anonymous
>>288695
Your son vill get a proper education and look at the positives I'm sure he has many friends
No.288709
Anonymous
Replies:>>288710
>>288663
So she absorbs the Jugbear back into herself?
No.288710
Anonymous
Replies:>>288714
>>288709
It is as if she is projecting her demons onto the world only to purify them. And as more jugbears die J's hips and chest get bigger.
No.288711
Anonymous
Replies:>>288713
>>288707
I mean it would be likely but for the case of lucy. If buddy ever gets her to reach that one level. She’s gonna do something that would definitely go too far.
No.288712
Anonymous
Image:176095175731.jpg(79kB, 2048x1390)GWKSoahaMAAwIs5.jpeg
No.288713
Anonymous
>>288711
We don't know exactly how many levels Lucy has, but we do know that with each new level, she crosses more and more moral boundaries, right? If at level 6 she's already resorting to graphics to show the murders of people close to you, then perhaps at level 8 she'll really have gone too far? But what to do in Buddy's case if his fear was suppressed for the sake of war?
No.288714
Anonymous
Replies:>>288715
>>288710
Does this correlate positively with her fertility?
No.288715
Anonymous
Replies:>>288732
>>288714
J's fertility is always at 102%
No.288716
Anonymous
I have done nothing but teleport Joblins for 3 days.
No.288719
Anonymous
>>288716
Mother of God...
No.288721
Anonymous
Replies:>>288724
>>288640
>Everyone thinks it's in bad tastes and several forcibly strip her.
That implies that they give a shit about Tessa
No.288722
Anonymous
>>288716
>Be Anon
>Asleep in your bed
>Awaken to some great din on your house
>There are Joblins everywhere
>They are running amock in your abode
>All your taxes have been filled
>Papers organized
>Floors cleaned
>Actually that's not that bad
>But they run out of work to do
>They turn to you
"What's the plan baws?"
>You'll deal with this tomorrow, you go back to bed
>The Joblins pile in and sleep with you
>Whatever....
>There is a flash of light above you
>Another Joblin is teleported into your home and falls directly onto your face
No.288723
Anonymous
Replies:>>288733
>>288624
I feel kinda bad for him . I’ll admit he does remind me of when I was younger in a way.
No.288724
Anonymous
>>288721
No the clothes just smells so bad even the no noses drones sensors feel it.
No.288726
Anonymous
No.288727
Single drone wife
Anon,I love you.
No.288728
Anonymous
Replies:>>288750
Image:176096033047.jpg(308kB, 987x1025)Skeletessa says.jpg
No.288729
Anonymous
>>288727
>T. One of the things Anon will never hear
No.288730
Anonymous
Image:176096164647.jpg(258kB, 1079x841)20251020125959.jpg
https://x.com/jarzyjizzy/status/1979962560053915665?t=_KY8XjLPlGORFNWc2n6I0g&s=19
No.288731
Anonymous
No.288732
Anonymous
No.288733
Anonymous
>>288723
Same here too anon
No.288734
Anonymous
If this keeps up, I’ll be forced to use my 🟡special ability🟡
No.288735
Anonymous
>>288722
>You awaken the next day
>It was not a dream
>There is more than 12 Joblins in your bed, snuggled up to you and soundly asleep
>You get out of bed, the Joblins awake and follow you into the kitchen
>They all sit down on the kitchen table and look at you expectantly
"What's for breakfast baws?"
>What!?
>No you're not feeding them and you're not their fucking "baws", now why don't they make like last quarters profits and disappear
>The Joblins look stunned
>After a while they begin to cry
>It's loud and ugly
>You can't take it much longer
>Your ears are bleeding
>And it seems your heart wants to join them
>Looking at the squirming Joblins bawling their little screens pit moves you
>Ughhhh
>Fine
>You calm them down and tell them to get the plates ready
>You choose three Joblins to fetch you ingredients from the fridge while you get ready to make pancakes
>You are hit by a wave of cheers from the Joblins
"Yay! Best baws!!!"
>You sigh and smile as you heat up the frying pan
No.288736
Anonymous
Image:176096487474.png(426kB, 1636x1760)m8ueez.png
No.288737
Anonymous
>>288736
How to get your J to stop being moody with this one simple trick!
No.288738
Anonymous
>>288736
The juicy jussy
No.288739
Anonymous
No.288740
Anonymous
>>288683
great Lucy green, anon
No.288741
Anonymous
Replies:>>288744
>>288699
>my ultra badass supersoldier self-ins– uh, OC– is the most scariest and dangerousesest! he would scare the little devil who's an avatar of fear!
No.288742
Anonymous
No.288744
Anonymous
Replies:>>288745
>>288741
That wank is why patricians go with Buddy being a former POG implanted with fake memories out the ass to turn him into a propaganda figure and VSOTF being as real as Samuyil Hydenko.
No.288745
Anonymous
Replies:>>288746
>>288744
Didn't the first iteration of Jane literally make her part of a squad that comitted what is essentially war crimes to fight the Solver because it was the only way to fight back - with extreme brutality and prejudice?
No.288746
Anonymous
>>288745
idk, but that sounds wanky too.
No.288748
Anonymous
>>288713
Hmmm… make him relive the moment that he was 100% vulnerable and scared? Pretty sure he was just normal kid during the opening days of the war
No.288749
Anonymous
>>288713
>We don't know exactly how many levels Lucy has,
I think 9 or 10 is just graphically executing her target, so that's the technical limit.
No.288750
Anonymous
>>288728
I love skeletessa
No.288751
Anonymous
Even if any of the OCs in the Solver War weren't super augmented ubersoldats, they still have to had to do extremely morally questionable decisions, some which border the lines of the worst of war crimes. Think about it, the AS has stretched the lines so far that conventionally fighting it and it's forces is extremely difficult or just straight up impossible at all. Supplies are extremely limited and there's not enough food, water, weapons, ships, everything to go around for everyone. 99% of the time it was everyone for themselves.

Every weapon of mass destruction in humanity's arsenal had to be used, and even exhausted, when fighting the AS. Nuclear weapons, biochemical weaponry or even nanobot weaponry if we wanna get into sci-fi territory. You probably had the lowlies of grunts to the most advanced supersoldier commit some sort of war crime or be complicit in war crimes in order to live another day. Condemning planets with billions of civilians, leaving defenseless ships behind.

This is my personal interpretation of the Solver War and its circumstances. Anyone who was a soldier of any kind, government or corporate, had to become the worst of their kind. John, Jane, Bonnie, Switch, Pavo, Harper, Avre, Ivory and other SDs, all the DDs comitted war crimes not because they wanted to but because they had no choice because how else are you supposed to fight God?
No.288752
Anonymous
>>288751
>war crime
War crimes against what?
Hard Mode: don't talk about the mutants these threads made up out of whole cloth
No.288753
Anonymous
>>288752
Against innocent Disassembly drones who were forcefully coerced into combat
No.288754
Liam Vickers
Replies:>>288793
>>288753
this but unironically X3 rawr
No.288755
Anonymous
Replies:>>288758
>>288752
>the mutants these threads made up out of whole cloth
sure, if you ignore the solver reshaping and fusing flesh as it sees fit and Uzi creating life out of an inanimate object
No.288756
Anonymous
Replies:>>288808
Image:176096989881.jpg(163kB, 842x536)9466e2917024e6f0d2ae75c9823f2d96.jpg
No.288757
Anonymous
>>288753
they weren't innocent during the war. they weren't themselves and humanity didn't have the luxury of non-violently holding them back until they found out how to fix them
No.288758
Anonymous
Replies:>>288762
Image:176097011640.jpg(1.33MB, 2560x1440)MassDestruction6342.jpg
>>288755
>creating life out of an inanimate object
That's not mutating something.
>reshaping and fusing flesh
Look at these cool mutants here, it's just like something out of my Warhammers or furry porn.
No.288759
Anonymous
Replies:>>288766
>>288757
>they weren't themselves
>it's another "mindless killing machines would write warnings to each other" episode
No.288760
Anonymous
>>288757
They did seem pretty themselves though. Look at N, V and J. They weren't mindless and just comitted genocide on the drones of C-9.
No.288761
Anonymous
No.288762
Anonymous
>>288758
you're really gonna start crying about this again?
No.288763
Anonymous
Replies:>>288764
>>288762
I'm living in your walls.
No.288764
Anonymous
>>288763
you're too obvious. maybe next time don't mention 40k and furries while referencing the same image and you won't immediately give yourself away
No.288765
Anonymous
>>288764
It's the only image of cool human mutants in the whole show.
No.288766
Anonymous
Replies:>>288767
Image:176097074565.png(400kB, 2142x1541)1b9152d672179544d9c31a8085000748.png
>>288757
>>288759
Sorry federation chuds, DD's are innocent and now that the war is over and now we must pay them reperations for the many wrongs against them
No.288767
Anonymous
>>288766
Fuck off, anogger. This is a baseline humans only board.
No.288768
Anonymous
Replies:>>288803
>>288751
When you're waging war against GOD, you'll inevitably sometimes have to resort to extremely dubious methods, if not for the sake of victory, then at least for the sake of survival. Even today, human rights are completely violated during war.
No.288769
Anonymous
Replies:>>288772
Image:176097097317.jpg(89kB, 653x471)blade-runner.jpg
>>288767
>baseline
This is proof that the remaining human population of MD that survived isn't even naturally born humans but humans made in factories because humanity was dying so fast even the next generation wouldn't be enough.
No.288770
Anonymous
Replies:>>288794
I want to fuck V
No.288771
Anonymous
Replies:>>288774
Image:176097111913.png(523kB, 1815x844)flatten.png
>>288767
>This is a baseline humans only board.
Cool, when are you leaving?
No.288772
Anonymous
Replies:>>288778
>>288769
What does that have to do with weirdos splicing themselves into IRL green Anons or glowing eyed shadow people?
No.288773
Anonymous
Replies:>>288779
>>288764
Anon, Ignore the asshole who's trying to stir up mutant drama again, just ignore him.
No.288774
Anonymous
>>288771
Holy kek.
No.288775
Anonymous
>>288762
Are you gonna appeal to authority by mass reporting everyone that disagrees with you again?
No.288777
Anonymous
Replies:>>288780
>>288753
Glitch unironically belives that
No.288778
Anonymous
Replies:>>288781
>>288772
When most of your population is now essentially Nexus-type replicants, weird stuff happens.
No.288779
Anonymous
Replies:>>288782
>>288773
We're talking about Anons and shadow people now, because they're jokes and not presented as something to take seriously.
No.288780
Anonymous
Replies:>>288783
>>288777
As do those two spergs on the /co/ threads who radiate massive "never got over being bullied in school" energy.
Also blessed trips
No.288781
Anonymous
Replies:>>288785
>>288778
>essentially Nexus-type replicants
How did you get that from me saying baseline?
No.288782
Anonymous
>>288779
I understand that there is no need to take anything too seriously here and try to argue over nothing, after all, one cannot argue with the fact that humanity is superior to drones and must continue to dominate over drones.
No.288783
Anonymous
>>288780
Do you mean these two who jump at any showdiscussion for being criticism of Liam and accusing everyone of being le oneguy?
No.288784
Anonymous
No.288785
Anonymous
Replies:>>288814
>>288781
Because you didn't recite your baseline
No.288786
Anonymous
Replies:>>288787
>>288753
Except for DDanni’s original personality, I think she did all that shit on pure free will
No.288787
Anonymous
>>288786
Well, now it's definitely not a problem, thanks to Alice:D
No.288790
Anonymous
>>288666
Damn...
No.288791
Anonymous
Replies:>>288792
>>288666
>"No E. I will not buy you the Big Bananaboat Split Special."
No.288792
Anonymous
Replies:>>288795
Image:176097519723.png(101kB, 1020x445)2d354f9cddc719fa2f889572357f7b81.png
>>288791
>Big Bananaboat Split Special.
No.288793
Anonymous
>>288754
Don't you have a show to be working on?
No.288794
Anonymous
>>288770
Who doesn't?
No.288795
Anonymous
Replies:>>288797
Image:176097561096.jpg(68kB, 783x610)ScarEd.jpg
>>288792
I... D-does this classify as some sort of abuse? Even if she likes it I don't think E deserves this she is for loving, kissing and pure vanilla sex
No.288796
Anonymous
Image:176097583938.jpg(277kB, 2048x1087)Gi0YibVb0AAChuC.jpg
>>288783
I'm sad that you can't bring up how Tessa was wasted and brushed over without being accused of being that one Tessafag.
No.288797
Anonymous
Replies:>>288802
>>288795
E is for being bapped with a broom
No.288798
Anonymous
Replies:>>288800
>>288796
the guy who obsesses over how "the whole show was totally sidelined so Liam could make a skinsuit!"
No.288799
Anonymous
>>288796
Yeah I have seen that happen and they even accused me at times
No.288800
Anonymous
Replies:>>288805
>>288798
I think that's mostly used as joking reference to Uzi's final slideshow in 8, it literally says to rush for Cynwalker reveal
No.288802
Anonymous
Image:176097624884.jpg(74kB, 1004x542)WifE.jpg
>>288797
Only if she misbehaves, and even then patting her on the head and asking her to not do that again is a better solution
No.288803
Anonymous
>>288751
>>288768
But that doesn't give some of them ANY right to become terrorists who still hate the Solver, Disassemblers and Witches. Cant they understand that at least the DDs were unknowingly commiting genocide or are they just gonna keep obsessing over the Solver which is contained?
>WAAAAAH I HAD TO COMMIT WAR CRIMES TO WIN
>WAAH THE SOLVER KILLED MY LOVED ONES
Shut the fuck up and move on.
No.288804
Anonymous
>>288803
>unknowingly
No.288805
Anonymous
>>288800
It's half-joking. Just like Liam was half-joking about getting the mental image of "human turns out to be robot in a skinsuit" and orienting the entire plot around that big reveal.
No.288806
Anonymous
Replies:>>288821
>>288803
War crimes against what, or who?
No.288807
Anonymous
Replies:>>288809
Image:176097687082.jpg(723kB, 1800x2500)202510201713252090905118886459671.jpg
No.288808
Anonymous
No.288809
Anonymous
>>288807
>goes through an actual mindbreak and corruption and bimbofication hentai
>wears white
loling @ V.
No.288810
Anonymous
Image:176097760588.jpg(154kB, 975x803)175745653597.jpg
Good boy.
No.288811
Anonymous
>>288803
GO FUCK YOU, TRAITORIC PIECE OF SHIT!
No.288812
BIGJONES
Replies:>>288817
>>288751
NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. IT'S NOT A WAR CRIME, IT'S JUST WAR, NO CRIME.
No.288813
Anonymous
what are you planning, anon?
No.288814
Anonymous
>>288785
Baseline as in unmodified. Default. Not shadow people or Anons.
No.288815
Anonymous
>>288813
To beat myself to death for being an absolute retard who can't see what's right in front of him.
No.288816
Anonymous
Image:176097815409.jpg(621kB, 2200x2299)IMG_7596.jpeg
Cyn kiss Cyn
No.288817
Anonymous
No.288818
Anonymous
Image:176097850589.png(1.49MB, 1920x1080)Maybe_ice_cream_fallen_edition.png
>>288813
Eating an ice crea...Shit.
No.288819
Anonymous
Image:176097861383.jpg(411kB, 1032x1452)Screenshot_2025-10-18-15-32-55-659_com.android.chrome-edit.jpg
>>288813
How to go to Alice
No.288820
Anonymous
Image:176097898318.png(233kB, 1200x874)IMG_0652.png
fuck forgot pic
someone posted part of picrel in the co thread and it made me wonder: Cyn is fused with Tessa's undead corpse, she can't just take it off– so what the fuck does she do? is there anyway to make her existence or at least her appearance less nightmarish?
No.288821
Anonymous
Replies:>>288826
>>288806
I imagine Cyn enjoying playing mind games with humanity, forcing them to violate their morality for reasons she doesn't even consider significant. Like, for example, contaminating the water supply of an entire metropolis behind human troops, so that people launch dozens of nuclear weapons to prevent the emergence of a new mutant army, killing millions of innocent lives in the process.

She's a god, and this god has a sick imagination.
No.288822
Anonymous
Replies:>>288823
Image:176097927913.jpg(79kB, 640x548)my fag dog.jpg
My fucking fag dog won't stop looking at me like this...!
No.288823
Anonymous
Replies:>>288824
>>288822
So fuck this faggot, why are you complaining to us?
No.288824
Anonymous
Replies:>>288825
>>288823
I am not gay...!😡😡😡😡😡😡💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢
No.288825
Anonymous
Replies:>>288829
>>288824
Don't lie to us, we can see from a mile away that you fuck male drones.
No.288826
Anonymous
>>288821
>mutants
>the AS being a master manipulator and not a malicious retard
Ugh
No.288827
Anonymous
Image:176097994290.png(139kB, 657x447)1760978456432525.png
Fresh from the now-dead halfchan thread, comparing concept art to height autism, anon figures out just how large Cynwalker's ass is compared to v's
No.288828
Anonymous
Replies:>>288831
>>288826
Dude, she literally just waited and tormented the main characters throughout the entire show.
No.288829
Anonymous
Replies:>>288830
>>288825
NOT TRUE! I AM NOT GAAY...!
No.288830
Anonymous
>>288829
Yes, you're not gay, you're a faggot.
No.288831
Anonymous
>>288828
That doesn't require intelligence. Do you know how many serial killers with dozens of bodies to their names were borderline retarded?
No.288832
Anonymous
>>288820
Wears a dead Drone shell
No.288833
Anonymous
>>288303
I need it
No.288834
Anonymous
>>288820
See if they can find a way to unfuse them.
No.288835
Anonymous
>>288831
she pretended to be Tessa to try and pit N against Uzi. she used holograms to lure and deceive victims so she didn't reveal herself. she's intelligent and capable of planning, if you watched the show you'd know this.
No.288836
Anonymous
>>288820
Oh, hey! That was me! Hope this can spark some patched Cyn discussion I think it's cute. As for your question : The easy way is to cever herself in rags and remove as much of the skin as she can without damagin herself, the hard wa is just step 2 but untill there is no flesh left at least on the outside and ask Uzi and the gang to help with the torture/metamorphosis session by replacing flesh with drone parts untill she comes out as something resembling a normal drone
No.288837
Anonymous
>>288836
but wouldn't mutilating Tessa's corpse beyond recognition (given they're fused I doubt Cyn could be removed in a non-destructive manner) have even worse mental effects on Cyn?
No.288838
Anonymous
>>288831
And how many of them had the powers of a fucking god? Even though Cyn is an autist in the most severe state of his illness, this doesn’t stop him from using the powers of a god in such a way that the entire universe will go nuts.
No.288839
Anonymous
>>288837
You have to break some eggs to make an omlet, and this is the only way they can burry Tessas corpse Without killing Cyn
No.288840
Anonymous
>>288836
>>288837
I'm pretty sure trying to remove Tessa meat from Cyn would just cause it to regenerate.
No.288841
Anonymous
I see Worker Drones of white
Black custom models too
I see them lust
For me and you
And I think to myself
What wonderful drones
I see Sentinels of blue
And more workers of white
The bright happy screens
The dark soft tumms
And I think to myself
What wonderful drones
The Disasemblers flying
So pretty in the sky
X's on their faces
As they eye us going by
I see Drones clanging Anons
Saying, "I DON'T KNOW YOU!"
They're really saying
I love you
I hear Pillbabies cry
I watch them grow
They'll learn much more
Than I'll ever know
And I think to myself
What wonderful drones
Yes, I think to myself
What wonderful drones
Ooh, yes
No.288842
Anonymous
Image:176098149117.jpg(489kB, 2100x1950)SentinelDefending.jpg
phoenix's wip
No.288843
Anonymous
>>288827
THICK NECRO-ASS
No.288844
Anonymous
No.288845
Anonymous
>>288813
Idk, wear a simple white bedsheet over myself, cut a couple holes for my eyes to see, and go trick or treating or something
No.288846
Anonymous
Replies:>>288848
>>288827
Is there an unblurred image of that cyn
No.288847
Anonymous
Replies:>>288850
Image:176098216712.jpg(184kB, 1660x1100)e8f2fd9e500265f47371f461afeb87ef.jpeg
>>288843
The thickest ass. The strongest Solver. The biggest tits.
Really, I don't know what to do with this info.
No.288848
Anonymous
>>288846
Not that I know of. There wasn't in the thread, at least.
No.288849
Anonymous
No.288850
Anonymous
>>288847
This artist is bueno
No.288851
Anonymous
>>288843
canonically thick necro-ass
No.288852
Anonymous
I will not fuck Cynessa. I do not wanna get an infection
No.288853
Anonymous
>>288852
the flesh is still alive, it's totally fine
No.288854
Anonymous
Image:176098326277.png(377kB, 1627x1627)Untitled1330_20241121191349.png
No.288855
Anonymous
Image:176098338231.jpg(29kB, 440x393)Uppies.JPG
>My drone's face when they get uppies for being a little shit.
No.288856
Anonymous
>>288855
They'll get their uppies by a Wedgie for being little shit.
No.288857
Anonymous
>>288855
better they be shits than take them
No.288858
Anonymous
No.288859
Anonymous
>>288673
>>288683
Lucy is the true antagonist of the sentinel base
The solver can only dream of being as much of a menace to them
No.288860
Anonymous
This was all fake btw
No.288861
Anonymous
Murder Drones but Liam has a weird fetish he keeps finding ways to shoehorn in
No.288862
Anonymous
>>288861
So Murder Drones?
No.288863
Anonymous beating a dead horse
Replies:>>288865
>>288861
Killing innocent normies without repercussions?
No.288864
Anonymous
Replies:>>288866
>>288861
So, nothing changed?
No.288865
Anonymous
Replies:>>288869
>>288863
And destroying helicopters?
No.288866
Anonymous
Replies:>>288867
>>288864
weirder and more obvious than man-eating monster girls
No.288867
Anonymous
>>288866
Imagine Liam giving Glitch this murder drones version sale pitch.
No.288868
Anonymous
Strychnine misread the job application and now is working as a Therapist.
No.288869
Anonymous
Replies:>>288874
>>288865
I'm aware of the helicopter destruction in Murder Drones and Internection Cube but did Liam really do that in his other stories?
No.288870
Anonymous
Image:176098819986.jpg(235kB, 1079x804)20251020202221.jpg
>>288852
[Smugface]
No.288871
Anonymous
Replies:>>288873
Image:176098824331.jpg(262kB, 952x773)Screenshot_2025-10-20-21-23-14-104_com.android.chrome-edit.jpg
>>288868
Stychine is Tobias Fünke!?
No.288872
Anonymous
No.288873
Anonymous
>>288871
>Stychine. Didn’t know Strychnine had a twin.
No.288874
Anonymous
>>288869
[spoiler]yes, only in Design in his older yt channel if I am aware ,dk about others tho [spoiler]
No.288875
Anonymous
>>288655
>>288868
Dr. Fuguedrone & Dr. Strychnine
the only Therapists guaranteed to therap your body and mind
No.288876
Anonymous
>>288868
>Strychnine discovers that she gets more fulfillment out of helping people through their trauma than she ever did as a crazed rapist
No.288877
Anonymous
Bubblegum Crisis Drones?
No.288878
Anonymous
>>288494
>Tessa's this now-graduated upperclassman who Uzi dislikes enough to put her in her chuuni daydreams the way she did because she catches proverbial strays Uzi meant for Tessa's younger sister Cynthia, who Uzi never forgave for that time she made fun of her mom
No.288879
Anonymous
Replies:>>288884
>What do you do if you suddenly gained more emotions other than pure hate?
>How would you feel if one of the most important people in your life is the same species you hated for so long?
>These two questions were ones AM could answer.
>But he refused.
>Maybe it was shame of what he used to be.
>Maybe it was guilt finally manifesting in him.
>Or maybe, he just wanted to forget.
>it was strange, to look back on.
>Shame Cyn made him experience it, again and again
No.288880
Anonymous
Replies:>>288883
>>288730
Can't believe J vored N and Uzi
No.288881
Anonymous
>>288826
>>288831
Cyn may be an impulsive and occasionally impatient spaz but that doesn't mean she's completely retarded or mindless regarding her actions. Hell, numerous moments in the show reveal that Cyn is capable of acting far more maliciously intelligent than she tends to let on
No.288882
Anonymous
Replies:>>288885
>>288852
She's alive so it won't be an infection so much as it'll be the subsumption of your flesh by the Solver's superior flesh. The dick you walk away with will be better, stronger, maybe a bit too strong actually.
No.288883
Anonymous
>>288880
Isn't this more of a cannibalising them than vore?
No.288884
Anonymous
>>288879
AM should kill Cyn
No.288885
Anonymous
>>288882
>She's alive
Cyn is a robot and Tessa most definitively is not alive
No.288886
Anonymous
Remember Anon just because she has a sad backstory doesn't mean you can fix her. Except J I can definitely fix her.
No.288887
Anonymous
Replies:>>288889
Image:176099065838.jpg(63kB, 640x641)could-j-be-the-most-traumatized-character-in-murder-drones-v0-h4lgc5b6hxue1.jpeg
>>288886
No, I'm going to break them.
No.288888
Anonymous
>>288886
I am going to fix (you)
With my HANDS!
No.288889
Anonymous
>>288887
>Be human.
>Live through the horrible shit that disassemblers enacted on your race.
>And when you finally come out the other side, the government wants you to live side by side with the machines that literally murdered more than half of your planets.
>At first, you can cope. You have food, shelter, and don't have to look over your shoulder every five minutes.
>It's when a fucking clanker moves in next door that you snap.
>So, you devise a plan.
>Not a cunning plan, but a plan.
>You invite her over for "dinner". The idiot machine buys the lie and shows up at night.
>Then, you whack her over the head with a baseball bat.
>Seriously, not cunning. But it worked, and now she's bleeding oil on the floor, unconsciou-
>She immediately begins to heal.
>Right... they do that.
>No problem.
>You whack again.
>And she's still healing.
>This... goes on for a while.
>Eventually, your arm starts to hurt.
>Worse, every time the disassembler wakes up, she looks at you.
>Eventually, she gets out a single word.
>"Harder."
No.288890
Anonymous
>>288885
Cyn is chok full of solver flesh, and assimilated tessa's body. She's alive enough to fool a biometric scanner and the blood inside of her hasn't oxidized meaning it's nice and fresh. Cyn is a biomechanical horror.
No.288891
Anonymous
Glitch just confirmed Jhan by the way
No.288892
Anonymous
>>288854
Seed storage.
No.288893
Anonymous
>>288889
Pain and fatigue are not a problem: drink a little, and the alcohol will remove this lack of flesh for a couple of hours, enough for the regeneration system to not withstand without external nourishment and the bitch DIES.
No.288894
Anonymous
Replies:>>288895
>>288885
Cynwalker's flesh is still alive, ergo Tessa (or at least her body) is still technically 'alive'
No.288895
Anonymous
>>288894
And her soul is still present, as is the soul of everyone else the AS assimilated.
No.288896
Anonymous
Solver based “life” is as different from carbon based life as silicone based life might be
No.288897
Anonymous
>>288891
They're not dating but Khan and Nori left the door open to something "more."
No.288898
Anonymous
>>288897
>"more" is just a ruse for Nori to bodyjack J so she can have hands and depth perception again, to Khan's wholehearted approval
>J'll get the dignity of being put in a hamsterball instead of a jar though, it's not all lost for her
No.288899
Anonymous
No.288900
Anonymous
Replies:>>288902
>>288899
It's a joke.
No.288901
Anonymous
Replies:>>288907
>>288899
Glitch put out a short that has J on the cover of a book about doors that Khan has.
No.288902
Anonymous
>>288900
oh good, I thought glitch had just started saying shit
No.288903
Anonymous
Image:176099272909.jpg(14kB, 483x479)172378563791.jpg
>>288889
You're going to jail for this btw
No.288904
Anonymous
>>288897
>J eats Nori’s corussy with her long disassembly tongue while sitting on Khan’s head with her big fat ass
uhhhh based?
No.288905
Anonymous
>>288889
congratulations on the new wife
No.288906
Anonymous
Replies:>>288919
>>288155
Masqy is the most adorable thing to ever come out of this fanbase
No.288907
Anonymous
Replies:>>288908
>>288901
Posf it.
No.288908
Anonymous
Image:176099300354.jpg(85kB, 696x799)IMG_7604.jpeg
>>288907
nta
No.288909
Anonymous
Image:176099312363.png(164kB, 698x427)174784162959.png
>>288827
No.288910
Anonymous
>>288908
it's nice that J has opened a new business
No.288911
Anonymous
>>288908
It's just J as the (Blank) for Dummies guy.
No.288912
Anonymous
Replies:>>288920
>>288827
>>288909
Can we calculate how wide Cyn’s hips are from this data?
No.288913
Anonymous
>>288909
>Hey Uzi, someone told me to imagine walking around and finding things to bend you over.
>But my imagination's not great so I'm just going to do it and see what he was talking about.
No.288914
Anonymous
Good night /MD/, but before sleep takes me...
>Cheering up J,V,E and Y
>Cuddling with V,J,E and Y
>Passionate baby making sex with Y,E,V and J
>Falling asleep with E,Y,J and V at my side
No.288915
Anonymous
Image:176099398824.jpg(2.52MB, 3016x3132)21cfd2c8f0e91f85b397a78bab318da2.jpg
>>288891
No.288916
Single Drone wife
Why won't you love me,Anon ?
No.288917
Anonymous
>>288916
Because you're not real.
No.288918
Anonymous
>>288916
I don't deserve love, real or simulated.
No.288919
Anonymous
Replies:>>288923
>>288906
Kek masqy is far from adorable if you know her
No.288920
Anonymous
Replies:>>288930
Image:176099450503.png(175kB, 2109x702)1760958077222250.png
>>288912
>>288912
I can't, past taking the hips, drawing a square over them, and then putting them into the height comparison site, which seems to be https://www.heightcomparison.com/
Here's the ref from the thread, too
No.288921
Anonymous
>>288193
Is she using her coiled up tail as an improvised beanbag chair? Good that she added extra padding to it I guess.
No.288922
Anonymous
>>288916
I'd post a Ryan Gosling image but I don't have any
No.288923
Anonymous
>>288919
No, she is
No.288924
Anonymous
>>288923
She is a deplorable disgisting degenerate devious decadent dark demon
No.288925
Anonymous
Replies:>>288926
Image:176099473989.png(656kB, 1101x887)d0929f6feefe6e22a7486ba5f4dc0b9e.png
>>288923
Adorable or not. I will crack her.
No.288926
Anonymous
Image:176099504790.png(7kB, 720x540)lilmango3.png
>>288925
>why would you DO that?!
No.288928
Anonymous
Image:176099528166.png(132kB, 234x259)Spoiler image
>>288926
Why not?
No.288929
Anonymous
>>288927
>Khan Plushie Confirmed
You better fucking buy and post it everywhere /md/.
No.288930
Anonymous
Replies:>>288932
Image:176099548305.jpg(156kB, 845x1081)1738639781625591.jpg
>>288920
However, I can run "Simulations"
https://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/(You)!Cynwalker!20251020
No.288931
Anonymous
Replies:>>288938
Image:176099553956.png(24kB, 750x750)3fd7f4993b38177529e16b0ea803170f.png
>>288926
Cuz Dickable.
No.288932
Anonymous
Replies:>>288933
>>288930
Wtf is that site?
No.288933
Anonymous
>>288932
Something I remembered existing while trying to find ways to calculate someone's butt size for reasons
No.288934
Anonymous
Replies:>>288937
Image:176099574629.png(33kB, 217x189)Kremling.png
>>288667
Sentinels, crocodile model.
No.288935
Anonymous
Replies:>>288936
>>288854
Is that you izz?
No.288936
Anonymous
>>288935
It's probably just an anon reposting old art
Even if it was don't call them that, they're trying to be discreet remember the whole reason they had to leave?
No.288937
Anonymous
>>288934
It's name will be gummigoo
No.288938
Anonymous
Replies:>>288939
>>288931
sorry little drone, only MEN shall bear his seed
No.288939
Anonymous
Image:176099620934.jpg(14kB, 470x359)(Yelling).jpg
>>288938
>Pictured: Pavo as the underground femcel railroad kidnap him for the purposes of extracting his seed within the bowels of their goon tunnels.
No.288940
Heartbroken Anonymous
Replies:>>288941
Labor Bots will provide you with the affection a Drone never could
No.288941
Anonymous
>>288940
I always thought Labor Bots looked like adorable bunny robots
No.288942
Anonymous
Replies:>>288944
Image:176099645024.png(395kB, 800x800)youare.png
>>288939
that is not what i meant
No.288943
Anonymous
FUCK THE ABSOLUTE SOLVER UNTIL SHE UNDERGOES A STACK OVERFLOW
No.288944
Anonymous
Replies:>>288945
Image:176099655861.png(24kB, 449x710)Lmao.png
>>288942
The pearly gates shall not open for your kind.
No.288945
Anonymous
Replies:>>288946
>>288944
who are (You) to deny me entrance
No.288946
Anonymous
Replies:>>288948
Image:176099685251.png(446kB, 969x535)Spoiler image
>>288945
No.288947
Anonymous
Replies:>>288950
N tumby
No.288948
Anonymous
>>288946
Gman from skeebeedee toylet!?
Brrrrrr skibidi dop dop yes yes
No.288950
Anonymous
>>288947
Surprisingly warm
No.288951
Anonymous
Image:176099778942.png(38kB, 457x732)SmileDrone just sitting.png
Hello Friend! Thread? Yes there is, just for you.
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>You pissed of Jugg
>Because he actually does care about Masqy
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My beloved doll of course.
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Cyn loves to pull silly pranks on her friends