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No.283222
Murder Drones (#283)Anonymous
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No.283225
Anonymous
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need a cute drone like this
No.283226
Anonymous
>>280298
>You try to collect yourself
>You feel terrible you’re extremely fatigued, sore, and cold
>Yesterday night… No…
>That was just a dream, right?
>You touch your neck
>You recoil in pain as soon as your hand touches your skin
>…Fuck
>You get up and try to walk to the mirror in your room
>You can barely stand
>As you move, your clock draws your attention
>10:30 am
>You’ve overslept
>Good thing there’s no morning muster
>But you definitely missed breakfast
>You give yourself a look in the mirror
>Two red holes in your neck one on either side
>Yep, yesterday happened and…
>It didn’t feel that bad…
>You sit down on your bed and begin to think
>It all happened so fast, so suddenly
>Losing what must have been a lot of blood was really the worst part
>And the things they did to your… “rifle”
>Your contemplation is cut short by a knock on your door
>It’s the grunts
“Anon, sir, Squad Leader Elena requests your presence”
>For some reason, all of them look at you funny
>One of them has her mouth agape
>You think she’s salivating
>A worker drone walks by your door, turns its head toward you, and whistles
>Only now do you feel the breeze
>You’re still naked
>You try to close your door in a panic
>You manage to close it, but since it was wide open, you accidentally push one of the grunts into your room
>A few stressed grunts and murmurs leave your mouth as you try to say something
>The drone just stands before you, staring at your “weapon”
>You stare right back, your face red like the surface of Mars
>After a while of this awkward stare-down where you don’t get any eye contact the drone makes the first move
>The grunt pokes the “barrel” of your “weapon”
>What the fuck
>You’re too stunned to do anything
>Poke
>Poke
>Poke
>For some reason, that’s enough to extend your “barrel”
>The drone’s shocked expression somehow grows even more bewildered
“WOW, it’s so…”
>The drone is stunned again, basking in the shadow cast upon its screen
>You snap back and start reaching for your drawer to put some clothes on
>Before you can, the grunt reaches for your “weapon” again
>Boing
>Your “barrel” flops up and down
>You stare at the drone, fear filling your heart
>You stop short of starting another staring match you’ll inevitably lose once you notice it’s already 11 am
>Doing your best to ignore the peeper grunt you accidentally invited into your room, you suit up
>You’re about to leave, but the grunt is still just standing there
>It’s unresponsive to your voice or your hand waving in front of its head
>You decide it’s your turn to do the poking
>A few taps on its screen, and it snaps out of its haze
>Finally, you leave your room and head toward the storage bay
>Your escorting grunts are making this trip very uncomfortable
>The grunt that came out of your room with you has been running its mouth, regaling the rest of the squad and every drone you pass with tall tales of your “equipment”
>“It’s a titanic armor-piercing weapon…”
>That’s flattering, but…
>“It could skewer me…”
>You’d have trouble walking if that were the case
>“It punctured a sheet of 2mm-thick steel…”
>That DID NOT happen! And that’s impossible (without augmentations)
>Enduring your walk of shame, you reach the storage room
>Elena is standing near a shelf close to the entrance, writing something in a notebook
>She stops when she notices you
>“Anon! You’re here! Good to see you Have you slept well? I got kinda worried when you didn’t leave your room for breakfast”
>You are… very tired
“Oh, I’m sure you are Y and her lot made sure to flaunt what they did to you before they left”
>Y, Phi, Theta, and Delta left already?
“Their patrol started at 0600 hours”
>Huh You didn’t get a chance to say bye and now they’re gone for a week
“Exactly It’ll be just me and you~”
>A few forced coughs sound off behind you
“Oh right! And you guys how could I forget about my loyal kill team?”
>They’re all gone…
>…You didn’t say anything to them before they left…
>Why does it feel so bad?
“Are you alright, Anon? Is something bothering you?”
>Well, you’re not sure what to do now that your charges are out on patrol Are you just gonna walk around the base until something breaks so you can fix it?
No.283227
Anonymous
>>283226
“You could do that, but as long as the base is on high alert that’s a bad idea, you’ll be just putting yourself at risk of getting kidnapped again”
>So what, you just sit on your ass until someone comes over needing something fixed?
>No, well, yes but you wont need to wait until someone tells you to fix something, check your PDA, there should be a log of things that need the attention of a technician”
>Oh, right, you forgot you have this thing you didn’t really have the time to fiddle with it these past few days
>You check the log, maybe work would make you feel better?
>Nope, nothing
“Uhm… well, how about you help me run an inventory check for now? I’m sure something will come up eventually”
>Sure, not like you’ve got anything better to do
“Oh, and Anon, I picked up some leftovers from breakfast for you”
>That’s nice food should make you feel better
>Blood sausage with onion
>It’s a bit cold now, but it sure as hell beats going hungry until dinner
>After you finish eating, you join Elena in her work
>You check how many spare drone parts are left in storage
>How much oil is still in the tanks
>How many oil ration packs are left
>Weird there’s one missing dissembler arm with no matching requisition paper
>Ehh, it’s just one part, probably got lost in storage somewhere
>After that, Elena begins to fill out order forms for things that need to be restocked
>You check the PDA to see if there are any new issues that need fixing
>Nope
>Great, what now?
>You begin to think about Y and her squad again
>Suddenly, as if on cue, all the lights in the room go out
>You stand in darkness, illuminated only by Elena’s screen
>Well, you’ve got your thing that needs fixing and it looks like it’s a big one
“Oh, Anon, this is probably the transformers acting up again The thing’s been on the fritz for two weeks now”
>That’s not that far away at least you won’t have to wander around in the darkness much
>As you leave the room, you expect the grunts to form up around you and illuminate the corridors, but that doesn’t happen
>Where are the grunts?
“Uhhh… They had to go to a live-fire exercise They’re probably still at the range”
>Nothing that can be done about that you’ll go with just Elena tagging along
>You stay close to Elena, who acts like a mobile floodlight for you
“Anon, we should hold hands, otherwise we might get separated if something happens”
>Sure
>You grab her hand
>She quickly tightens her grip around yours and interlocks her fingers with yours
>She begins pulling you closer to herself
>You still feel cold due to blood loss, so you can’t complain about her warm chassis being in contact with you
>Around the halfway mark to the transformer room, the backup generator kicks in and bathes the base in the red of the emergency lights
>You remain in contact with Elena despite the fact that you can see where you’re going without her help now
>You stand before the doors to the power transformer room The electric lock is non-operational, and the manual override must be used
>You pop open the service panel on the door and try to turn the override lever
>This thing is rusted to hell and back it won’t budge
>You place both your hands on the lever and attempt to turn it with all your might
>This yields no effect, as the lever remains unmoved
“Let me try this, Anon”
>You take a step back and watch as Elena grabs the lever
>With one twist of her wrist, she rips it from the override mechanism
“Damn it!”
>Before you can even suggest trying to reattach the lever, Elena crushes it in her hand, breaking it into two pieces
>Well, now you need to find another way to get inside
>A quick look around reveals a conveniently placed service shaft on one of the walls of the transformer room
>The lever opening this one isn’t even eaten by rust to the point of being non-operational
>You open the hatch on the door and look into the shaft
>This passage is quite claustrophobic
>It was made with worker drones in mind you’ll fit, but you’ll have to crawl No way Elena is getting in
“You go on right in, Anon… I’ll stay right here”
>Elena gives you a weak smile
“Just remember to yell if you need anything”
>You nod and begin crawling through the shaft
>You squeeze your way into the room
>No emergency lighting here
No.283228
Anonymous
>>283227
>You search your toolbox with what little light seeps through the maintenance shaft
>You find a small flashlight it doesn’t illuminate much, but it will have to do
>You start investigating what exactly happened to knock the whole power grid offline
>You pass the jammed door during your examination
>You can hear Elena from the other side
>It’s like she’s mumbling something to herself
>Something about a “damned blue-balling blast door”
>…
>You yell as loud as you can, asking if everything’s alright on the other side
“Augeugue… YES! Everything’s fine, I’m just… very worried that something might happen to you while you’re in there… alone, in a remote and quiet place”
>Kinda weird that she mentions this, but fair
>You take a few steps and see the most likely culprit of this blackout
>There’s a piece of rebar stuck in an important-looking panel
>You look around and see a vent without its cover on
>You call out to Elena again, informing her about this most likely sabotage
“Oh, just be careful, Anon… it sure would be a lot more convenient if I was there with you to protect you…”
>You can hear a combination of giggling and crying from behind the door
>Alright… not worrying at all
>You set down your toolbox and begin inspecting the damage on the transformer more closely
>In this moment, you realize you’ve bitten off more than you can chew
>You’re a drone technician, not a system repairman
>Sure, you technically know how this thing works or at least an approximation of how it works but you don’t have any hands-on experience with anything that’s not a drone
>Also, shouldn’t you be wearing an arc suit for this?
>In your desire to take your mind off your situation with Y and her squad, you’ve embarked on a real fool’s errand
>You sigh and begin to slowly move away from the broken machine before it decides to send a billion kilojoules into your body
>Then you hear it
>The sound of two stiletto feet tapping the floor behind you
>Elena?
>No, you’d hear the door opening behind you
>The footsteps are closer and closer
>You turn off your flashlight
>There is a faint pink light shining behind you
>Fuck
“Alright, Stud, the last two times were strictly business, but I’ve been getting real worked up since our last meeting. How about you help me blow off some steam?”
>That voice is like a nail on a chalkboard for you
>Strychnine
>You remain still
“What? A sentinel got your tongue?”
>She moves a bit closer
“That’s right, just let it happen~”
>She takes one more step towards you
>Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
>Alright, now or never, she only has one arm
>You slowly reach for the heaviest wrench in your toolbox
>You can feel her breathing on your neck
>You don’t like it
>When Phi was doing the same yesterday, you could at least feel some passion in it
>She was doing it because she couldn’t contain herself and was expressing her feelings subconsciously
>Or at least that’s how your training makes you interpret it
>Strychnine is like a wild animal sniffing its fresh kill
>As you feel she’s about to move in for the kill, you move
>In one fluid burst, you stand up, turn around, and swing your wrench
>You hear the sound of broken glass as your wrench connects with something most likely Strychnine’s head
>You turn your flashlight back on
>The rogue dissembler took a few steps back, and she’s looking at the floor, holding her screen
>This pink freak isn’t as good as she thinks she is
>Your momentary overconfidence is shattered by maniacal laughter coming from the drone in front of you
>She shifts her gaze from the floor to you
>Suddenly your surprise attack is a lot less impressive
>Her screen is cracked, yes, but the crack is so minuscule it can’t be called anything more than cosmetic
>Right, only workers don’t get reinforced bulletproof screens
>And other than that, she suffered no damage
>Oh, and she has two arms again
>The one that was missing is a different color than her other, though
>The missing disassembler arm!
>She swiped it!
>You assume a defensive posture and begin to slowly back away towards the service tunnel
“OH, LOVER BOY!”
No.283230
Anonymous
>>283228
>The X on Strychnine’s screen is big, bright, and pointed directly at you
“SO YOU’RE GOING TO FIGHT BACK? GREAT! IT’S WAY MORE FUN WHEN I TAKE IT BY FORCE!”
>She lunges at you
>You sidestep her attack
>She tumbles forward and turns around
>You consider your options
>In front of you is an angry, horny DD that is a lot quicker and stronger than you, and she’s blocking your only way out of here
>Alright, Anon, the only way out is through
>You raise your wrench and look at your opponent
>She’s slowly crawling on the floor towards you
>Still giggling
>Saliva slowly drips from her mouth and onto the floor
>Motivated by fear, you reconsider your nifty ideas of fighting your way out
>Your fear, it seems, was felt by your opponent
“What? Getting cold feet? Oh, don’t tap out now, I’m just getting started”
>She is going to lunge again soon
>You need to do something quick
>You’ve got it!
>You begin yelling as loud as you can, asking Elena for help
>Thankfully, she heard you
“Anon! Are you alright? Who’s in there with you!?”
>Strychnine really didn’t like you calling for help
>She lunges again you barely manage to back up
>After that, she attacks with her tail, the stinger nearly missing your chest as you dodge to the side
“BAD MOVE, LOVER BOY! I dislike threesomes, especially with big girls who are full of themselves”
>You can hear Elena clawing, punching, and kicking the door, but it’s no use they’re meant to block explosions Even a sentinel won’t be able to get through
>Strychnine got back on her feet; she switched her tactic from lunging to punching
>You manage to block one punch with your wrench, another you dodge, same for the third one
>As she is about to throw another, you swing your wrench again
>The smile on her face widens as she sees you swing
>You notice the glint of a stinger in the corner of your eye
>You manage to drop your wrench and stop her tail injector from contacting your body by grabbing it with both hands
>She’s trying to move it forward it takes all your might to keep it from moving
>As you focus on holding onto the tail, Strychnine suddenly begins moving it towards herself, pulling you with it
>As she does, she throws a low punch aimed at your stomach that you can’t react to
>The punch connects as you impale yourself on her fist
>The pain is sharp; you fall to the floor
>You’re on your knees, gasping for air
>You place a hand on your stomach and then bring it to your face
>No blood, no blood
>You reach for the wrench lying next to you and attempt to stand up
“Still got fight left in you? Good, that means you won’t break easily once I have my way”
>You can hear Elena yelling from the other side of the door
“HEY YOU, WORKER DRONE! HELP ME GET THIS DAMNED DOOR OPEN!”
>You cough up some blood and stand up
>Your legs are shaky, and your vision blurs
>You don’t have to win just survive until reinforcements get here
>It looks like Strychnine also knows this, her wicked smile briefly turned into a grimace
>She walked up to the broken panel and ripped the piece of rebar out of it
“Well, hun, it seems I’m going to break more bones than just the pelvis, nothing personal”
>You brace yourself as she swings the piece of steel at you
>You try to block it with your wrench, but it turns out to be a bad idea
>The force of the swing knocks the tool out of your hands
>Disarmed and in desperation, you charge at your opponent, attempting to throw yourself at her
>She looks amused by your attack
>She raises one of her arms at you
>She swapped her hand for a rocket launcher
>Crazy bi…
>The weapon fires
>No rocket comes out, instead confetti and glitter stream from the launcher, directly into your face
>Fuck, there had to be some spark powder or something there
>Your eyes burn like hell, this hurts worse than tear gas training
>As you hold your face in pain, Strychnine lunges at you one final time
>This time she hits and pins you to the floor
>She bends the piece of rebar into a U shape and penetrates the floor with both ends in such a way that they hold you in place
No.283231
Anonymous
>>283230
>After this, you hear the blast doors open
>Both you and the pink disassembler look at the now open doorway
>You can barely see anything due to the random bullshit stuck in your eyes, but you can just make out Elena’s silhouette and the silhouette of the worker drone beside her
>Wait, that drone, a nurse’s cap, pink eyes?
>That’s Healene
>Before you can warn Elena, the worker produces some device from her pocket and strikes her in the thigh with it
>A few brilliant flashes emerge from it as the sound of discharging electricity fills the air
>Elena falls to the floor, limp and with a black screen
>Healene comes over to Strychnine
“This one again? I think he likes us~”
>They both laugh as you try to reach out to Elena’s lifeless body
“Thanks, H, for a moment I thought I was a goner, that sentinel looked pissed off”
“Don’t mention it, the Union loves boasting about their greatest soldiers, yet they don’t even have EMP shielding, can you believe that?”
>Their laughter rings in your ears
>You shift your eyes from poor Elena to your third-time assailants
“So, what are we gonna do with him? It’s gonna take a while to set up cameras again”
>Strychnine sits down on your stomach and begins to caress your face
“I’m gonna have some fun with him~ Drain him until he’s dry”
“Just remember to record, POV shots like this will be worth a fortune”
“Sure thing, hey, why don’t you bring that sentinel cow a bit closer? If we put cuckquean (Sentinel) in the tags, it will be more popular”
“Good idea”
>You look at the pink worker, then at Elena
>Or at least the place where Elena last was
>She’s gone
>Healene looks absolutely terrified
“ST… we’ve got a prob…”
>Before she finishes, both of her hands fall off her body and onto the floor
>Oil begins leaking from the holes where her arms used to be as Healene falls to her knees
>Behind her stands an ominous tall figure, bathing the scene in blue light from her screen and sensors
>It’s Elena
>And she’s not offline, thank god Sentinels can reboot this fast
“Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!”
>Strychnine attempts to get off you and jump into the vent, but it’s too late
>Elena manages to grab her by the arms
>Strychnine attempts to struggle and break free
>Elena will not let this happen
>It’s like watching a bear fight with a dog
>The “fight” isn’t even remotely fair
>Strychnine attempts to fight back with her tail
>Elena intercepts it with her own tail, breaking the stinger off
>After that, things get messy
>Elena begins ripping limbs off Strychnine like a sadistic girl playing with a doll
>She goes slow, tearing off each segment of a limb before moving on to the next
>The noise, oh god, the noise
>Strychnine’s screams, Elena’s thirsting laughter, the slow dripping of oil onto the floor, quiet sobbing from Healene
>For a few moments, this soundscape and the unbridled show of violence is all you know
>But eventually, it stops
>The violence at least
>The screams and laughter stop, the sobbing of the worker continues, the disassembler is in complete silence, a mixture of pain and agony on her face
>Elena, who is currently holding Strychnine by the neck, drops her to the ground, the nugget of a disassembler falls with a thump
>She spits on the floor and turns around
>She rips the bent rebar from the floor and begins hugging you
“Are you alright, Anon? You’re not hurt, are you?”
>You attempt to respond, but her hug is once again squeezing the air out of you
>Thankfully this one doesn’t last long, Strychnine’s pained cries were heard throughout the base, >there is a small crowd of drones in the doorway
>Though you wouldn’t mind it lasting longer if it wasn’t breaking your ribs
>Elena breaks the hug and begins to talk with the Commander’s secretary, who no doubt came here to see why the power was out
>After a while, Healene and Strychnine get bound and taken away, though after what Elena did, that is a bit pointless
>A group of worker drones begins to fix the transformer, while another group with a stretcher begins to carry you to the infirmary
>Elena attempts to follow but is stopped by the secretary
>The doctor gives you a general physical examination
No.283232
Anonymous
>>283231
>You’re a bit bruised, and you have a hard time explaining where 40% of your blood went, but other than that, you’re not seriously wounded
>You leave the med bay to see Elena waiting for you outside
“Anon! I’m glad to see you’re well! Come, the commander’s secretary wants to see you”
>You and Elena enter the commander’s office; the man himself is nowhere to be found
>His drone secretary sits behind his desk and gestures for you to sit
>You ask where the commander is
>Apparently, it’s his midday nap time
>He slept through the whole blackout
“But we’re not here to talk about when and why I tell Commander Lucas to go to sleep, let’s talk about the situation in the power transformer room”
>Oh yeah, wait, she tells the commander what to do?
>The two intruders are currently being held captive near one of the exits
>An enforcer transport shuttle has already been called; they’ll pick them up either this evening or tomorrow morning
>All that’s left is to find all of their stashes of contraband and compile all evidence of the crimes they committed while here
>Mostly the attempt to poison the water supply and the sabotage of the base’s power grid
>Elena looks uncomfortable when the secretary mentions the second thing
“Actually, there is a camera in that room; let’s see what it caught before the power cut out”
>Elena looks really uncomfortable now
>The secretary’s eyes first widen, then narrow, then move from the screen to Elena
>Digital sweat falls from Elena’s face as she fiddles with her fingers
“Logistics Officer Elena, why did a group of ten grunt drones stick rebar in the base’s primary power transformer, a group that, if I remember correctly, you assumed control of?”
>Elena attempts fruitlessly to make herself smaller in the chair as she responds
“Because I ordered them to”
>The secretary sighs
“Why?”
>Elena laughs nervously for a second
“So I could go there with Anon…”
>The secretary looks bewildered
>They both speak at the same time
“To ambush the intruders?”
“…To have a make-out se…”
>Elena looks at the secretary, laughs nervously again, and resumes
“Yes, to ambush the intruders, I ordered the grunts to sabotage the reactor so we could ambush them, yes, I had no ulterior motives at all, hehe…”
>The secretary looks daggers at Elena for a while, with a mixed expression, before cheering up
“Ahh, Elena, you maverick, you really didn’t change one bit You could at least tell me about your harebrained ideas before you try them”
>Elena breathes a sigh of relief
“So I’m not in trouble?”
>The secretary gives her a wide smile and shakes her head
“Elena, you caused damage to a critical piece of infrastructure and endangered Anon, you are in trouble”
>Elena grimaces
“But I’ll think of a punishment later, and you did capture the intruders, so you have that in your favour”
>She then turns to you
“Automated Combatant Overseer Anon”
>You brace yourself for whatever talking-down you’re about to receive
“Excellent job”
>Yeah, figures… wait, what?
“Your work record is short, but you’ve proven yourself to be reliable and hardworking, not to mention coming out of a fight with a disassembler drone with only superficial injuries”
>You’re a bit confused
“As such, I feel it appropriate to promote you to Specialist Automated Combatant Overseer”
>Wait, really? This fast? You’ve only been here a couple of days
>Elena cuts in; she almost jumps in her chair once she hears the rank
“Anon, this promotion is mostly just additional responsibilities You’ll get a slight pay rise, but not much more”
>Ah, you knew it sounded too good
>The secretary is not amused
“Elena, shut up. You speak when spoken to, unless you want to help the workers mop the floors for the foreseeable future”
>Elena does the drone equivalent of biting her lip
“Thought so. Anon, yes, your new position will not be much more glamorous than your current one, but it’s crucial to the base’s operation, and it’s a necessary step for you to progress further up the ladder. As such, I do believe you will make the wise decision and accept this promotion”
No.283233
Anonymous
>>283232
>You need to think about this What sort of responsibilities?
“Uhh, you will be performing critical additional maintenance on crucial peripheral infrastructure”
>That’s a lot of corporate-style buzzwords for a military role…
“You will also get additional days off! How about we start today, and you cab also take tomorrow off? You should rest up after what happened today”
>Well, you’re a bit short on things to do around here when Y and her squad aren’t around
>…You could also just help out Elena while they’re gone; she genuinely cares for you
>Y, Phi, Theta, Delta, Elena, the grunts…
>Damn it, you have a lot of people you suddenly care and think about
>You look at Elena, forgetting she’s under a gag order right now
>She looks at you with deadpan eyes for a second before beginning to display text on her screen
“Anon, no, don’t accept this promotion, you will be…”
>Before the next line appears, a sheet of paper covers up Elena’s screen
“Pay no mind to our risky gambit-maker here, she just can’t wait to start doing janitor work”
>Elena crumples the piece of paper and looks at the floor, avoiding eye contact with the secretary
>…
>Will she go easy on Elena if you take this promotion?
>Elena’s face lights up, she attempts to protest but she is immediately threatened with another piece of paper
“Uhmm… Sure, why not, but you’re starting your new duties immediately after you rest up”
>Deal
“Great I’m glad you took the offer”
>Elena looks shocked, she tries to regain composure but is mostly unsuccessful
>You look at her and smile
>She pouts for a moment then goes through a whole collage of emotions
>You can see anger, confusion, sadness and finally something approaching happiness on her screen
>She moves her hand slowly towards you attempting to grab one of yours, she is however interrupted before she can finish the motion
“You two lovebirds can finish this up later, Anon you’re dismissed, you can go now, Elena you stay, we’re going to discuss your punishment”
>Elena stands up in shock
“Isn’t Anon’s promotion punishment enough?”
>The secretary responds in a tone that barely contains her anger
“Do you know how expensive repairing that transformer was!? You should! You order the spare parts!”
>Elena slumps back into the chair
>You slowly stand up and begin to leave the room
>Elena glances at you a few times before you leave
>You don’t notice, you’re busy wrestling with your own thoughts
>Love birds?
>You and Elena?
>You’ve certainly become fast friends but…
>Well you think you have a thing with Y and the others now…
>I mean the way she looked at you in the transformer room… she…
>No she doesn’t think about you like…
>…
>… No there’s no denying it is there?
>She thinks about you like that
>You’re confused
>Your head hurts the longer you think about it, and that feeling in your chest and gut, like something’s splitting you in half
>Your pondering stops abruptly once something, or rather someone bumps into you
>It’s the grunts
>Well, you finally found them, where have they been anyway?
“Logistics Officer Elena ordered us to search for a USB to 360-volt crossover cable, we’ve been searching for the past two hours, we’re moving onto the lower levels of the base”
>A what now?
>Wow, she really sent them out on a wild goose chase just to be alone with you
>You better stop them before they get themselves and Elena in more trouble
“What do you mean such a thing doesn’t exist? Our squad leader told us to find it! She’s a Sentinel drone she can’t be wrong!”
>Oh wow, getting through to them will take a while
>Thankfully you won’t have to do that
>Elena leaves the commander’s office
>The grunts immediately flock around her and report
”Kill team Elena reporting! We have sabotaged the transformer as ordered, still haven’t found that cable though”
>A few drones turn their heads as they pass
>Elena isn’t pleased with her underlings’ enthusiasm
“Yes, yes you did, but did you have to smash a piece of rebar into it?”
>The grunts give Elena a few smug smiles and begin to high-five amongst each other
“We’ve considered just turning it off and hiding the reboot lever, but we found that rebar on our way there and really wanted to use it, we also considered shooting it afterwards but we forgot to take any ammo”
>Elena’s screen begins to flicker as she looks at her grunts
>Looks like she’s about to snap
No.283234
Anonymous
>>283233
>Or maybe not
>She sighs and eases up
“Alright you guys, let’s go, you’ll help me with one more thing today”
>You attempt to follow but Elena stops you
>You give her a questioning look, doesn’t she want help?
“Anon… you really should go rest, you’ve done enough for me today, I have to search the base for any contraband these pink clowns left behind, it’s gonna take a while”
>Fine…
>You say your goodbyes and part ways
>As you walk to the canteen you hear an announcement from the base’s intercom system
“Attention everyone, the intruders have been apprehended, I repeat the intruders have been apprehended, the base is no longer in a state of emergency, every drone is instructed to return to their normal everyday tasks, human personnel no longer requires additional safety procedures”
>The reaction to this information is mixed
>The few humans you pass are absolutely overjoyed, shouting and cheering
>The drones are a lot less enthusiastic
>Most of them started booing and jeering once the announcement ended
>Well, that’s that
>You mostly go on with your day as normal
>You eat dinner, read up on a few drone repair/operation manuals, take your icy shower and go to bed
>The next day you awake at 8 am
>It still feels weird to not have anything to do
>Now you won’t get in trouble for slacking but you’re restless
>You decide to go see Elena after breakfast
>You enter the storage bay to see it staffed by three grunt drones
>You ask where Elena went
”She’s with the commander’s secretary, they’ve been filing reports with the enforcers and then they started talking about doing something with the confiscated items, not sure what, she told us to hold the fort until she returns”
>Well damn, what now?
>You wander around the base for a while
>Eventually you find a room labeled: “Away team comms uplink”
>Oh and a worker drone just opened the door
>It looks at you like he just saw a unicorn
“Oh! Mister technician! I’m so glad you’re here! I think I’m overheating”
>That sounds… serious, you’re technically off work right now but, eh why not and you have an idea
>You clean the worker until his insides are spotless
>Wow, he wasn’t that clogged up yet he still had to reboot once you were done, and it’s taking quite a while, you should write down his serial number to check back on him later
>Well, since the operator can’t do much about you right now, why don’t you give the comms console a go
>You inspect the console and the options it gives you, after a while you find the list of units in range
SD-H-8305147
SD-Q-1337456
SD-Y-2030302
>There she is
>You select her identifier and press “establish connection”
>The console begins to make horrible dial-up adjacent noises
>After a while they stop and you hear a faint voice clouded behind static
“Base? Dis is Serial Designation Y reporting, new directives?”
>You grab a nearby microphone and attempt to say hello
“Base? You’re breaking up, I can’t hear you”
>Ah shucks, you need to tune this thing
>You fiddle with a few sliders and try again
“Base? Base, you der? Did something happen? Are ve to return early?”
>Well, you can hear Y a lot better now, hope she can hear you
“Anon!? Vat are you doing in ze comms room?”
>You’ve got a favor from one of the operators, but does she have time to chat
Oh, yes, yes, I do say, how are tings in ze base? You’re protected in zat room, ja?”
>You explain that the intruders have been dealt with
“Zat’s great news! Shame I couldn’t put a bullet in ze screen of zat pink unter… ehem, I’m glad zey’re gone.”
>You might as well get one thing off your chest right now
“Hey, Y, sorry for not saying bye when you were leaving, and I hope you guys aren’t still mad at me”
>There is silence for a moment
“Anon, are you dumb? Ve vere never mad at you! At zat sentinel? Ve vere all furious! But you? Ve vere just… a bit frustrated, nothing serious.”
>You’re glad to hear that, but uh, maybe they could try to get along with Elena a bit more
“Anon… do you VANT me to be mad at you?”
>No, no, just you care about everybody and you don’t want to see them going at each other’s throats
No.283235
Anonymous
>>283234
“Uhh, Anon, I cannot say if you’re zat innocent or just a playboy or both… Fffine, but if she talks shit about us…”
>Thanks, Y, you’re the best
“Yes, I am, but I cannot make any promises for my squad. You vill have to talk to zem about zis yourself”
>You’re sure they’ll follow their leader’s example
“Oh, stop it, you’re making me blush”
>Oh, and one more thing, you’ve got promoted
“I-… really? Already? Specialist? Anon, zat’s great news! I cannot vait to…”
>Y begins to break up
“Anon, ve’re entering a snowstorm. It’s going to knock our communications out for a vhile. Hear you later, hope to see you soon.”
>Bye, Y
>Just static now
>Damn it, you wanted to chat a bit longer
>You should leave this room anyway, the worker drone is close to rebooting
>You think about what Y said
>She sounded very happy about your promotion
>Very much unlike Elena
>And “hope to see you soon”?
>They’ll be back in 5 days, not much anyone can do to speed this up
>Just what are those additional duties you’ll be performing?
>Something to think about as you continue your day
>You’ve returned to your room after dinner to check your tools, just in case
>Tomorrow is a big day, you think
>You’re not sure what you’ll need, so better make sure everything’s in good shape
>Suddenly you hear a knock on your door
>You open the door and see a familiar figure standing in the doorway
>It’s Elena! Is she done with the search? You still have some time today if she wants to do something
>She just kinda stands there for a while, giving you an awkward smile
“Heyyyy… Anon… nice to see you… how has your day been?”
>Good, you’ve managed to get in contact with Y and talk with her a bit
“Oh… you did? Well, good for her…”
>There’s a hint of sadness in her voice
>You really should talk about getting along with Y and the others
>Before you can get to that, you notice something push Elena from behind
>It’s the grunts all ten of them, gathered in a half-circle around Elena
>She turns around and begins talking with the grunts
>They talk in hushed tones, you can’t make out what exactly, but you catch something about “commencing with the spearhead assault”
>Uhhhh… and why is Elena hiding her tail tip in her hands?
>Elena sighs and turns around, her tail tip still covered by her hands
“Anon~ dear, can we come inside?”
>Sure, it’ll be a bit cramped with everyone inside
>You guess she has something private she wants to discuss?
>Everyone enters your room, which is now extremely crowded
>Elena and the grunts stare at you like hungry dogs at a filled bowl
>You can see the desire in their screens
>So… what do they want from you?
“Why don’t you sit down, Anon?”
>Sure…
>You attempt to go toward the chair, but the grunts stop you
>They gently nudge you toward the bed
>You sit down on the bed and give them a confused look
>They just smile at you
>Right then…
>Elena begins to lean over your bed
>Oh, she’s no longer hiding her tail…
>What is that?
>Her tail spike is gone
>In its place is some sort of big gray cylinder
>Hey It has a soft looking hole thingy… on the bottom
>Is that a…
>Surprised Anon? Found this thing alongside other gifts the pink wenches left us, we’ve decided that giving them over to enforcers or destroying them would be a waste”
>Wow, wow wait a second, wont this get her in more trouble?
>The Secretary? She agreed, picked one herself, told me to stash the rest in the back of the storage room, called them a good incentive”
>She begins to slowly undress
>Uhhhhhhhhhm…………
>You’re not sure if you should…
>You don’t want to… why? Don’t you like me?”
>No, no you like her a lot it’s just that you…
>Like Y more?”
>No, you don’t you’re just not…
>You don’t have to lie to me, you’ve made your choice, I-i can respect that…”
>She begins backing off
>She has a weak smile on her face but you can see she’s hurting
>You feel that you have to act now
>You grab her by the arm
>Anon!? What are you…”
>You pull her in and kiss her
>Elena is confused at first but after a while she leans in and kisses you back
>The grunts begin to quietly cheer as you kiss
No.283236
Anonymous
>>283235
>After a while you stop, a thin line of saliva connects your mouths for a while before dispersing
>You like both her and Y, and Theta, and Delta, Phi, the Grunts
>Elena takes this moment to steal the initiative from you
>She pushes you onto your bed
>Anon, you’re an indecisive greedy man”
>Those words make you feel ashamed, your face would get red if it wasn’t already
>But I trust you have what it takes to make it work”
>Thank you?
>By now the grunts have made themselves known again
>They begin to get on the bed and swarm you
>The frame creeks as they begin taking your clothes off
>They have difficulty with your buttons and belt as such they grope your body awkwardly
>But eventually they render you naked
>Elena wraps her tail around her hips in such a way that the anatomy adapter is placed in a position similar to its biological counterpart
>You struggle not to laugh
>Oh, cmon! This was the only plug and play one! I wanted this to be a surprise!”
>She begins to puff up, you use this moment to turn the table and gently push her down
>She lets out an eep as she falls
>The grunts move in and begin to held her legs to keep them spread
>You move forward and place your hands on Elena’s shoulders
>Both she and the grunts begin making excited whimpers
>You slowly push your hips forward and slowly insert yourself into the soft synthetic hole
>All drones present begin to moan in pleasure
>You look down on Elena a bit confused to the collective reaction
>Ah, it can work wirelessly Anon~ But the range is a bit limited”
>Well, that’s interesting
>You start to slowly thrust your hips
>Your movements are met with a symphony of pleasured moans
>Each move forward reaching an ever higher pitch
>Each move backwards building anticipation
>You begin to quicken your pace
>You penetrate deep into the adapter, causing your movements to emit wet smacks and thwacks
>The grunts who were a moment prior holding Elena in place are starting to get overwhelmed
>They can no longer keep their hold, they begin to fall and flail on the bed, a few of them falling off and onto the floor
>The eyes on Elena’s screen have been replaced by a big “<3”
>She is not as overwhelmed as the grunts, but it’s clear it’s the first time she experiences something like this
>Her breathing is heavy and irregular, you can hear the fans inside her work at full capacity
>With her legs no longer bound by grunt hands she has wrapped them around you, keeping you close to herself
>You thrust again and again and again as the moans of drones around you make sound that inform you they can only thing about one thing right now
>The grunts begin to reach for their bottom plates and rub them, in some vein attempt to expedite the process
>You yourself feel the finale approaching
>You stop for a moment
>This sudden break is felt almost immediately
>The drones look at you their screens filled with lust and impatience
>Their processors are still bogged down with stimuli you provided, giving them precious little processing power to speak
>As they begin to regain enough composure to start forming a question about your sudden stop you take a deep breath and begin the final crescendo
>You thrust as deep and as fast as you can
>This has taken them by surprise
>Their half formed questions are nipped in the bud as the air is filled with moans once more
>You can feel this is the last stretch, you lean in and kiss Elena
>And…
>Release
>You can hear the pleasure filled cries of the grunts around you, one after another, the coda of this symphony

Cringe deposit complete it is done for now again, I shall take my leave, I'm truly sorry to anyone who tires to compile this, and as always I hope you guys enjoy
No.283237
Anonymous
Replies:>>283238
Time to get pregnant 🤰🏼
No.283238
Anonymous
Replies:>>283243
Image:175990464552.png(2.48MB, 3888x5438)WifeJ.png
>>283237
Sure thing J
No.283239
Anonymous
Replies:>>283240
My idea of human au names
Naruto
Jujutsu
VanPiece
Cynocyber
No.283240
Anonymous
Image:175990479969.gif(2.14MB, 498x376)gachi-gachimuchi.gif
>>283239
Billy Herrington
No.283242
Anonymous
>>283047
Kek, nice! Great news, itanon! How long have you been learning 3D rendering?
No.283243
Anonymous
Image:175990500301.png(847kB, 2225x2432)72efeeed4e4aa6ba1db8c9f02289c6c5.png
>>283238
No.283245
Anonymous
Replies:>>283253
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>>283243
7sin sure draws a lot of preggo drones
No.283246
Anonymous
Image:175990529232.png(189kB, 703x944)IMG_0323.png
>>283226
oh sick, this is still going
No.283247
Anonymous
Replies:>>283249
Post autism
No.283248
Anonymous
where magma
No.283249
Anonymous
Replies:>>283250
>>283247
Drone autism or any?
No.283250
Anonymous
>>283249
*plaps*
No.283251
Anonymous
Replies:>>283295
Image:175990561228.png(225kB, 889x705)tactical operators.png
tactical operator stuff from the drawpile
No.283252
Anonymous
>>283221
"Neon cyberpunk" is absolutely retrofuturistic. It's a shallow pastiche of what people in the 80s and early 90s thought the future would be, usually with tech from that era shoved in for memberberries. Someone in the last thread called Alien reto-futurism and that is complete bullshit. Alien is just normal futuristic, because it was made by people who had a specific idea of what the future would be at their point in time. They weren't trying to ape the look of some old thing to invoke nostalgia. They were just designing what made sense to them.

Furthermore, when you're telling a story about the future, you can just make up whatever the fuck you want, especially if you're writing a story set OVER A THOUSAND YEARS AWAY FROM THE PRESENT. The setting of Murder Drones is as far from us as we are from the age of Viking invasions, so Liam's vision of the future shows a serious lack of imagination.
No.283253
Anonymous
>>283245
I remember when people thought I was 7sinners
No.283254
Anonymous
Replies:>>283260
>>283243
That doesn't look like a pregnant belly. It just looks like a water balloon sloshing about.
No.283255
Anonymous
Replies:>>283256
Claiming N before anyone else
No.283256
Anonymous
Image:175990588123.jpg(82kB, 736x736)1743619167573.jpg
>>283255
Claims mean nothing without the force to back them up.
No.283257
Anonymous
привет.
No.283258
Anonymous
more activity this week than last, has anydroney else noticed this?
No.283259
Anonymous
Image:175990601072.jpg(434kB, 1417x1668)175161220058.jpg
>>283258
>anydroney
No.283260
Anonymous
>>283254
Sorry, this is Y's beer belly, Anon impregnated her so she would stop drinking, he know she will choose the good of the child before hedonistic release
No.283262
Anonymous
Replies:>>283263
>>283252
I think you're being a bit pedantic, but also not really wrong. I'm pretty sure people do just use retro-futurism as a terms for aesthetic of the 80s-90s sci-fi nowadays. Plus I don't think Aliens is hard sci-fi, personally.
Though I do agree that the setting feels a bit lazy, I did enjoy the Elliot's manor environment and other bunch of wacky stuff like USB crucifix.
No.283263
Anonymous
Replies:>>283266
>>283262
> Plus I don't think Aliens is hard sci-fi, personally.
Nigger, no one said anything about hard sci-fi.
No.283264
Anonymous
>>283252
But Liam needed his pop-culture and meme references
No.283265
Anonymous
Video:175990660597.mp4(918kB / 0:00:14 / avc1, 640x360)tumblr_qx2rvvz61i1z5lzrl.mp4
>>283226
>>283227
>>283228
>>283230
>>283231
>>283232
>>283233
>>283234
>>283235
>>283236
Good shit as always, However i do have a SINGULAR question:
>Pink Menaces Contained (hopefully)
>Y squad on patrols for another 4-5 days
>Elena & Co getting railed
Whats our anon going to be doing for the rest of the time between now and the YSquad returning?
No.283266
Anonymous
Replies:>>283269
>>283263
Hard sci-fi is correlated to the overall idea of what people think the future would be like at a specific point of time though.
No.283267
Anonymous
>>283265
Fixing crucial peripheral infrastructure, Elena knows what that means and doesn't like it
No.283268
Anonymous
Image:175990683637.jpg(122kB, 739x1200)G2qATyoWgAApYzi.jpg
>>283257
Hey... you holding up?
No.283269
Anonymous
>>283266
>the overall idea of what people think the future would be like at a specific point of time
That's ALL sci-fi. Hard sci-fi is when an author goes far out of his way to adhere to current real-world science rather than inventing technology based on unproven theoretical ideas. In either case, neither of those apply to retro-futurism because retro-futurism is just "Hey look, remember this?" with no further thought.
No.283270
Anonymous
Is Liam woke?
No.283271
Anonymous
>>283270
No he is probably asleep right now
No.283272
Anonymous
Replies:>>283281
>>283269
I don't think most sci-fi creators think the future is gonna look like what they make.
No.283273
Anonymous
Video:175990749994.webm(2.99MB / 0:00:18 / vp8, 1280x720)spies.webm
>>283265
classic
No.283274
Anonymous
Assembling our toddler with my wifey J ROBOTS Clip - "I'm gonna be a dad!" (2005)youtube thumb
No.283275
Anonymous
>>283269
Well either way the original topic is just that anon's headcanon/justification of their own as to why the setting looks like that. We got kind of derailed here.
Also yeah what the other reply said, it depends on each story but I don't think most of them accounted for their own vision of the future.
No.283276
Anonymous
Image:175990765291.jpg(819kB, 2203x1115)IMG_3008.jpeg
No.283277
Anonymous
Replies:>>283279
drooba and drussy.
No.283278
Anonymous
Replies:>>283282
>>283270
No, far from it. Zero fags and nigs in his works/beautifull style are rare today, compared to what else calls itself showrunners at the time Liam is most definitely not woke, if anything the most deluded xitteroids would have issuee with lack of representation or other braincancer.
No.283279
Anonymous
Image:175990797586.png(1.11MB, 601x1245)173722502861.png
>>283277
Are for cowards. Flat chests and tuna can pelvises are for patricians.
No.283280
Anonymous
>>283271
Liam hibernation
No.283281
Anonymous
>>283272
>I don't think most sci-fi creators think the future is gonna look like what they make.
All fiction is a representation of what the writer thinks would happen given a set of circumstances they've contrived.

>If humans could fly to other solar systems, what would happen
And what happens next depends on what the writer thinks makes sense. Some stories go a bit further with the authors asking how such a thing could happen with what they know to be possible at the time. Dune is outlandish today but lots of people in the 60s really did believe psychedelic drugs would make you psychic. Star Trek warp drives are based on an idea that's still considered somewhat plausible today (the idea that you can cheat the speed of light by moving everything else around you). Compared to the trashy sci-fi of its day, Star Trek was considered far more realistic, even if we see it as tacky today.

Obviously, something like Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Spaceballs, or Invader Zim isn't meant to follow any sort of logic beyond what's funny. That's not a problem, but Liam wouldn't fully commit to a comedy and clearly wanted people to take the drama in Murder Drones seriously. Unfortunately, the world of Murder Drones just comes across as lazy and uninspired if you try to take it seriously.
No.283282
Anonymous
Image:175990868681.jpg(28kB, 640x480)1723856809688.jpg
>>283278
>and nigs
Anon, I don't want to alarm you, but J might be A NIGGER.
No.283283
Anonymous
Image:175990878052.jpg(5.91MB, 3700x2900)MagnoliaPREYCharacterCard.jpg
>>283070
Currently it's a little over 23 parts/posts long.
I can't say with objectivity whether or not it's good, as the author I'm too close to the subject matter. I will say that it's a lot rougher than I'd like it to be, simply due to time constraints. I'm an exceptionally sluggish fiction writer and very out of practice since my writing peak, on top of that my time is limited so I'm usually bashing these parts out in the last hours of my last weekend day.
All I can say is that I'm trying to write a story that's clearly inspired by Liam's work, I think the part where I fall down the most is that I'm not very good at the quirky humor thing so if you like that the most about Liam stories you'll find Predator/Prey lacking, while if you don't like the quirky humor you'll find it refreshingly devoid of it.

Doesn't help on the funny gags front that the characters are currently in extremis and at a pretty low point so there isn't as much opportunity yet for funnies that feel right to me.
No.283284
Anonymous
Image:175990883897.gif(367kB, 320x240)nigger_alarm.gif
>>283282
No.283285
Anonymous
Replies:>>283288
Video:175990910874.webm(790kB / 0:00:07 / vp8, 470x360)nigger alarm.webm
>>283284
With sound
No.283286
Anonymous
Most of Uzi fans are female. Men prefer J.
No.283287
Anonymous
>>283286
True and sexy corporate wife pilled
No.283288
Anonymous
Image:175990984385.jpg(328kB, 856x1182)Screenshot_2024-01-25-14-56-25-453_com.google.android.youtube-edit.jpg
>>283284
>>283285
KEK
No.283289
Anonymous
Replies:>>283291
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>>283282
trve
No.283290
Anonymous
Replies:>>283292
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>>283283
Nta
Beautifull creature
Does 014 have any meaning to you, iirc Kirie (the WD oc from you) had it on her ID too, is that coincidence or intentional
No.283291
Anonymous
>>283282
>>283289
Nooo, humanji can't be a jiggaboo
No.283292
Anonymous
Replies:>>283300
Image:175991062037.jpg(462kB, 1380x1708)KyrieUpdate01.jpg
>>283290
Coincidence, I hadn't even considered that until you mentioned it.
For Kyrie it was just because at the time I made her I wanted a number for a Cabin Fever drone which wasn't on any of the others we'd seen.
In the case of Magnolia she's the 14th human test subject, there are three four other named test subjects, 011, 012, 013 and 015. They'll all be relevant in the story, 001 through 010 all had to be completely destroyed due to malfunctions in the procedure that turns them into Swarm Symbiotes.
No.283293
Anonymous
Replies:>>283299
Good news, I have changed my specialization, effective immediately. Bad news I have lectures untill 8pm today, even worse news : I still don't have pictures of drones on my phone
No.283294
Anonymous
Replies:>>283301
>>283226
>>283227
>>283228
>>283230
>>283231
>>283232
>>283233
>>283234
>>283235
>>283236
A diamond! This is a real diamond, anon! Thanks for this amazing greentext!

Of all the stories, I feel the most sorry for Commander Lucas. He's clearly an old man, a veteran who fought through the entire Solver War and participated in uniting the fragments of the Federation under the banner of the Union, and all he's gotten for his service is essentially being the personal plaything of a disassembly drone bitch who fancies herself a commander and now orders him around, like taking naps and probably taking blood pressure pills.

He should be babysitting his grandchildren in his little country house on the edge of the forest, in the peace and quiet of nature, telling the younger generation stories of his exploits in the war, and not all this.
No.283295
Anonymous
>>283251
Damn, looks awesome.
No.283296
Anonymous
>>283257
Как жизнь двачерская?
No.283297
Anonymous
>>283265
You know, he's a pretty good specialist, really, really good. Such personnel will definitely be useful for The New Federal Army.
No.283298
Anonymous
>>283283
This is still amazing, anon. I'll be waiting for more greens and art.
No.283299
Anonymous
>>283293
Glad to hear it all worked out, anon. May the Emperor protect you throughout your journey.
No.283300
Anonymous
Replies:>>283504
>>283292
Thanks for explaining
the femanons drone also had 014 in her CFL version, funnily enough
No.283301
Anonymous
Replies:>>283306
>>283294
It's not that bad, the secretary is a sentinel drone
No.283302
Anonymous
Replies:>>283311
>>283271
Go wake him up then anon
No.283303
Anonymous
Is Liam involved in the comic?
No.283304
Anonymous
>>283286
True I love J as well, I would work myself to the bone just to get her attention
No.283305
Anonymous
>>283303
As far as we know, nope
No.283306
Anonymous
Replies:>>283312
>>283301
So, she's been bullying him for YEARS?!
No.283307
Anonymous
>>283303
No, it looks like this is just Glitch's initiative.
No.283308
Anonymous
>>283303
Np 😖❗😭
No.283309
Anonymous
>>283303
Liam is involved in a COFFIN in the GROUND
No.283311
Anonymous
Replies:>>283333
>>283302
Sorry but when a anon woke Liam up they get eaten
No.283312
Anonymous
Replies:>>283314
>>283306
She has been his secretary even before they made her a sentinel and she's only one because of a "field promotion"
No.283313
Anonymous
Image:175991833853.jpg(22kB, 480x270)battlestar-galactica-2004-the-fleet.jpg
What do you prefer would human live in while hiding from the solver

Flotilla battlestar Galactica or living on hollowed out asteroids?
No.283314
Anonymous
Replies:>>283315
>>283312
Kek, I imagine an old man hiding from his wife to smoke some good old poperos, which the doctor forbade him for health reasons.
No.283315
Anonymous
Replies:>>283316
>>283314
All his cigarette stashes have been seized, only the last holdouts of the booze stash remain
No.283316
Anonymous
>>283315
Grandpa isn't allowed to get drunk and smoke in his old age like he did in his youth, but he fought in the war, he has the right to rest!
No.283317
Anonymous
>>283313
big old arcships
with mechanical insect legs
No.283318
Anonymous
Replies:>>283320
We need some more solver war greens. No I don’t mean like post war or late into the war type greens. I mean like stuff that happened early like the introduction to the disassembly drones
No.283319
Anonymous
Replies:>>283383
>>283313
Abandoned megastructures. (its cool)
No.283320
Anonymous
Replies:>>283337
Image:175991953784.jpg(138kB, 1000x560)Sidonia.jpg
>>283313
Could easily be both, if you have starships capable of practical interstellar flight then it's actually trivial, even for a civilization on it's back foot to snag basically anything smaller than a planetoid and drag it along with them to escape a threat.
Two whole generations passed before Cyn personally reached Copper 9 and humans were still present in planetary population sizes right up until the core collapse so the human colonies held out for at least fifty years from the beginning of the singularity on Earth.
>>283318
They would've had to be introduced some time after the Gala massacre but before the destruction of Earth. Cyn is already working on them before the massacre even starts so it can be presumed that they started being unleashed very soon afterwards.
One big issue is that we don't know exactly how long it took for Cyn to go from killing a mansion full of people and assimilating maybe a couple dozen drones to the flashback N has of her attacking an entire city with building sized solver monsters just off screen and swarms of DDs in the sky, to splitting the Earth apart completely.
It could have been years of siege warfare, which might explain why the human forces are left using only ancient military tech, or it could have been days and they were rapidly overwhelmed, followed by years of Cyn figuring out space travel before reaching out to take the next closest colonies.
No.283321
Anonymous
Are there still human colonies out there or are they all gone?
No.283322
Anonymous
>>283321
In the show, it looks like they were all destroyed.
No.283323
Anonymous
Image:175992037357.png(422kB, 2388x1668)IMG_6922.png
Federation spaceships
No.283324
Anonymous
>>283321
They were all destroyed but I still think human still live in small pockets hiding away from the solver
No.283325
Anonymous
Replies:>>283326
>>283323
Cool, although I always thought the ships with claws were Cyn's fault. She simply took a human ship and redesigned it in her own way, just like she did with the drones.
No.283326
Anonymous
>>283325
I’d believe that if they had flesh in them
No.283327
Anonymous
Image:175992258528.jpg(275kB, 1161x1096)IMG_2483.jpeg
>>283259
No.283328
Anonymous
Image:175992315979.png(1.52MB, 1920x1080)vlcsnap-2025-10-08-18h24m01s073.png
No.283329
Anonymous
Replies:>>283332
Image:175992415829.png(1.57MB, 1920x1080)vlcsnap-2025-10-08-18h39m58s805.png
Cyn doesn't care about her big brother at all.
No.283330
Anonymous
Replies:>>283331
Anon.
No.283331
Anonymous
No.283332
Anonymous
Replies:>>283350
>>283329
somehow this autistic drone turned into human centipede
No.283333
Anonymous
>>283311
Liam is a vorefag confirmed no wonder gooseworx loves Cyn so much
No.283334
Anonymous
>>283321
it's often assumed that Cyn wiped out all of humanity, and at the very least she destroyed every major colony going off of her little checklist. it's hard to say for sure though because we don't know whether or not humanity had smaller colonies/space stations/outposts beyond those planets and if so, if they survived
No.283335
Anonymous
Image:175992652154.jpg(157kB, 1284x633)IMG_0210.jpeg
>>283303
nope! be afraid, be very afraid
No.283336
Anonymous
>>283313
The first one.
No.283337
Anonymous
>>283320
>at least fifty years
>it's another "3001 was when Cabin Fever was founded and not when Camp 98.7 was founded" episode
No.283338
Anonymous
Image:175992838110.png(1.04MB, 1280x669)1280px-Ship_Variant_-_ALL_-_Elachi_Qulash_Frigate_(T6).png
>>283323
Reminds me of some of the Elachi ships (they have a few that convert into walkers as well)
No.283339
Anonymous
>>283283
>I'm not very good at the quirky humor thing so if you like that the most about Liam stories you'll find Predator/Prey lacking, while if you don't like the quirky humor you'll find it refreshingly devoid of it.
I fall into the latter camp, his humor is very hit or miss for me.
what's the jist of the story? like, the blurb on the back of a book. or is it better to go in completely blind?
No.283340
Anonymous
Image:175993004099.jpg(264kB, 1446x2048)01.jpg
he is literally me
No.283341
Anonymous
Replies:>>283342
WD tomboy who goes bald like the guys
No.283342
Anonymous
Replies:>>283343
>>283341
That man wants to fuck Debra Wilson.
No.283343
Anonymous
>>283342
No, Drone Debra Wilson is her mom.
No.283344
Anonymous
Image:175993100761.png(374kB, 1059x1405)173917104590.png
>take my Jaughter to the zoo
>she wants to see the keeters
>go to the mutant section (it's 98% of the zoo)
>see the keeters in their natural habitat, keeting around, their multiple eyes looking back at their visitors
>Jaughter asks for some money
>think she's going to get some keeter feed from some machines
>hand her some coins
>she pelts the keeters with her coins while yelling at them to open up a 401k
>go and buy some ice cream afterwards before visiting the snabby exhibit
>get there just in time for them to drop a janerat into the enclosure as snabby food
>good times
No.283345
Anonymous
Image:175993140493.jpg(343kB, 750x1219)IMG_1271.jpeg
Uhhhhhhh I was gonna say something but I forgot
No.283346
Anonymous
Image:175993171243.png(1.06MB, 1000x1466)Haze_(Theme).png
>>283339
>his humor is very hit or miss for me
I can guarantee you that Liam's humor is one of the last things he considers when writing his old stories. They're first and foremost creepypastas taken seriously. That said, I fucking love Kali and Haze.
No.283347
Anonymous
>>283344
I will now have coaitus with the first stray SD-J I find on the street and raise many jaughters with her
No.283348
Anonymous
>>283346
>Murder Drones but taken seriously instead of being a "normalfag lives don't matter, lol" fuckfest
No.283349
Anonymous
If Doll ghosted into her old room and saw Lizzy crying her eyes out and cuddling her corpse and making out with it, would she say something or would she just turn around and go back to Uzi's mind palace?
No.283350
Anonymous
>>283332
You just reminded me of a long lost memory of that disgusting wretched movie, thanks a lot anon
No.283351
Anonymous
>>283340
This whole comic is pure sexo
No.283352
Anonymous
>>283346
What story do kali and haze show up in?
No.283354
Anonymous
>>283340
but dota 2 is for russians and the chinese
No.283355
Anonymous
Replies:>>283356
>>283354
and masturbation is?
No.283356
Anonymous
Replies:>>283400
>>283355
Done with the help of erotic images of drones (every drone image is erotic in nature)
No.283357
Anonymous
>>283354
The funniest thing about your post is that this comic was originally in Russian.
No.283358
Anonymous
Why is J so mean to my poor boy N. I'm on episode 5
No.283359
Anonymous
N with the big fat cock
No.283360
Anonymous
>>283358
This is a part of the process of making her a Jobber girl failure that (you) can fix
No.283361
Anonymous
Replies:>>283376
N with a small penis. I pet his hair and tell him the size doesn't matter. Then I woke up.
No.283362
Anonymous
Replies:>>283363
Snuggling with J, V and Cyn. N watches.
No.283363
Anonymous
Replies:>>283364
>>283362
He gets his own cuddle session later
No.283364
Anonymous
Replies:>>283365
>>283363
With a tree, yes.
No.283365
Anonymous
Replies:>>283366
>>283364
No, with Anon
No.283366
Anonymous
Replies:>>283369
>>283365
the tree named anon yeah yeah.
No.283367
Anonymous
Image:175993726322.png(326kB, 1350x2079)Amda wedding.png
No.283368
Anonymous
Replies:>>283401
>>283367
This is cute. Must've missed this old image, can't remember.
No.283369
Anonymous
>>283366
The Anon named Tree?
No.283370
Anonymous
>>283348
Murder Drones taken seriously sets itself up to be a CRAWLING IN MY CRAWWWWLLL buenofest, and I mean tasteless bueno.
No.283371
Anonymous
Purpose of gender segregation in drones?
No.283372
Anonymous
Replies:>>283477
Image:175993885402.png(364kB, 542x757)175988280046.png
>>283371
Easier for humans to identify with. Also to emphasise their LARP as their neural networks developed.
No.283373
Anonymous
No.283374
Anonymous
Replies:>>283468
Cuddling naked with N.
No.283375
Anonymous
>>283371
It makes them more like humans, which drones seem to inherently want to be judging from how often they draw themselves as humans (even Uzi does it, and Nori giving her drawing of herself as a human wolf ears and a wolf tail is just a cope on her end).
No.283376
Anonymous
Replies:>>283382
>>283361
>the size doesn't matter
>163 cm
My son is so small
I'm 158
No.283377
Anonymous
>>283370
I didn't say be serious, I said take itself seriously.
No.283378
Anonymous
No.283379
Anonymous
Image:175994117401.png(312kB, 1024x1024)Galaxy_Map_-_Migrant_Fleet.png
>>283313
We will become a fleet
No.283380
Anonymous
Replies:>>283381
WD AM tried to slowly poison James and Louisa but Cyn kept replacing the poisons with sugar just to screw with him
No.283381
Anonymous
>>283380
Heh.
Diabetes
No.283382
Anonymous
Replies:>>283664
>>283376
Lucky (you), there's a bit of a height gap.
Would you give yourself Uzi tier dwarfism if it meant N will tower over (you)?
No.283383
Anonymous
>>283319
Cool Solver War survivor tip: Don't do this.
These places haven't seen human habitation in decades, sometimes centuries. And for good reason.
I took a wrong turn while vent-crawling and now I'm in a room with nothing but a ladder on the far end of it. I can't see the ceiling, and I think I hear something breathing above me. I tried going back through the vents but it's just gone. Send help, I don't want to climb that shit.
No.283384
Anonymous
>>283383
You're going to meet your megastructure hillbilly drone wife soon, go climb that ladder
No.283385
Anonymous
No.283386
Anonymous
>>283383
Can confirm, I once found a room that's just nothing but an elevator ride that goes on for a month. Who the fuck built this shit?
No.283387
BIGJONES
Image:175994303004.png(8kB, 464x501)thehandlernaut.png
CONTINUATION OF >>265124 >>265125

I COULD LEAVE IT AT THAT, BUT NOT LONG AFTER OUR RETURN, I NOTICED SOMETHING UNUSUAL, AND I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO LET YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS. NOW, I MAY NOT BE SCIENCENAUT, BUT I SURE AS HELL CAN COUNT EVEN WITHOUT THE HELP OF MY SOFTWARE. SO HERE I WAS, DONNING MY FASHIONABLE BERET, COUNTING MY MEN AS USUAL AND...

>The commander stops the count once he gets to the final soldier. He could sense that something was awry. His eyes show a glint of anger, but he manages to compose himself in preparation of the speech he's about to give.
>MEN, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT A ROGUE JUGGERNAUT, FOOLISHLY THINKING HE'S GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A PART OF US, HAS MANAGED TO INFILTRATE OUR RANKS.
>He marches down the line of drones with his arms behind his back, briefly glancing at whoever he passes by, all of whom swiftly adjust their stances to avoid displeasing the commander.
>...WHICH IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF THE NEW GUY WAS EVEN A JUGGERNAUT AT ALL. SEE, I HAVE REASON TO SUSPECT THAT ONE OF US MAY BE A PRETENDER, A DOPPELGANGER OF SORTS. YOU MAY DOUBT MY THEORY, YOU MAY EVEN CALL ME PARANOID... YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M PARANOID.
>"Sir, are you saying that... there's an imposter among-" Jones runs up to the random juggernaut and, in the blink of an eye, slams his fist right into his face. The automaton's helmet is broken in half as his body flips 3 times in the air before finally landing, his limbs splayed out as if he just took a physics-defying punch, which he did. The commander picks his limp body up, dusts him off, straightens him and firmly plants his head in the ground like a flagpole before continuing.
>I KNOW YOU'RE ALL WONDERING HOW I CAME TO SUCH A CONCLUSION. NEXT TIME ASK ME DIRECTLY INSTEAD OF JUST THINKING IT, I CAN'T KEEP READING YOUR MINDS FOREVER, DIRTBAGS.
>He taps a soldier on the side of his helmet with his finger, nudging the big guy back a step.
>SO YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW WHY I HAVE THAT SUSPICION, HUH? YOU'RE QUESTIONING THE MAN IN CHARGE, IS THAT IT?
>The commander nudges the same guy again, then stomps over to a very unique juggernaut, the most distinct one in the line and one Jones does not recognize. He glares daggers at the frightened juggernaut, but not just to scan him like he'd often do with the rest of the identical enforcer drones, this one didn't need any scanning.
>IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU. YOU'RE THE ODD ONE OUT.
>This one's colors were off, his helmet was off, his core hatch was open (and off), his stance was off, even the emblem on his armbands was off. Nothing about him seemed quite right, it was as if someone tried to recreate a juggernaut from memory.
>"Sir?" A very confused juggernaut mutters under his breath.
>HERE'S SOME BACKSTORY, SON. WE, THE JUGGERSQUAD, WERE DROPPED IN BY JCJENSON ON THIS SHITHOLE OF A PLANET AS A SQUAD OF 12. 12 MINUS ONE EX-COMMANDER MAKES US 11 (GOD REST THE SOUL HE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE). SO TELL ME, WHY OH WHY ARE YOU THE 12TH MAN?
>Janice hears this from afar. She looks almost hurt by how Jones failed to take her into consideration.
>OH, 11TH MAN. SORRY SWEETHEART.
>"You must've, uh, mis- miscounted." The pretender stammers and stutters like the lowly scoundrel he is.
>BULLSHIT, I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING I CAN DO RIGHT, IT'S COUNTING. SAY, I AIN'T NEVER SEEN A JUGGERNAUT WITH THAT KIND OF OUTFIT IN MY WHOLE CAREER, AKA MY WHOLE LIFE. MIND TELLING ME WHY YOU LOOK LIKE THAT?
>"U-uh, look like what?" A visible bead of translucent sweat-like coolant trails down the side of the newcomer's head. Juggernauts don't sweat, by the way, all the coolant's inside. They're still drones, after all, very big drones at that, but drones nonetheless. Hell, they're so big, I'd understand if you mistook one for a man. Why'd they build them like that? They even have pecs for whatever reaso-
>YOU'RE RAMBLING, JUST TELL THE DAMN STORY.
>Sorry. Where were we? Ah, yes, Jones continues to interrogate the imposter.
>LET ME CLARIFY. YOUR COLORS ARE ALL WRONG. EVERYONE KNOWS THE TRIM OF A JUGGERNAUT'S EYES AND MOUTH ARE GRAY, NOT BLACK. AND WHAT'S WITH THE STRIPED HELMET, BOY? TOO GOOD TO WEAR A REGULAR ONE?
>"But you're wearing a beret..." He meekly raises his hand to point at the top of Jones' delightfully unhelmeted, but very beret-ed head.
>AM I TO BELIEVE THIS SPY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM? YOU THINK I DON'T HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF WEARING THIS BERET? YOU THINK YOU CAN WEAR THIS TOO? DO YOU?!
>"Uh..."
>WHAT EVEN ARE YOU? A MAN IN A SUIT? I DON'T SEE A ZIPPER ANYWHERE. A JUGGERNAUT WITH THE MIND OF SOMEONE THAT ISN'T A JUGGERNAUT? DOESN'T EXPLAIN THE ATTIRE. A NEW, TWISTED INVENTION OF THE SOLVER THAT HIDES IN PLAIN SIGHT AND SEEKS TO WIPE US ALL OUT? YOU'D DEFINITELY HAVE HAZARD STRIPES SOMEWHERE... MIGHT YOU REALLY BE A TYPE OF JUGGERNAUT I SOMEHOW HAVE NEVER EVER SEEN BEFORE?
>"...Yes? ...No? Which answer would you prefer?"
No.283388
BIGJONES
>>283387

>The commander whistles and the whitecoat comes running.
>SCIENCENAUT, I LEFT YOU IN CHARGE FOR ONE DAY, ONE FUCKING DAY! WHO IS THIS WORM AND WHY IS HE IN OUR CAMP?! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
>Sciencenaut sighs and throws his arms up in the air, defeated, "You got me, ze jig is up! Vell, you see..." He wraps his arm around Jones' shoulder, trying to convince him, "Zis juggernaut stumbled across our kamp, ja?" Sciencenaut turns to the extra man, "He vas by himself, a solo operator I believe, korrekt?"
>"Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah. No squad whatsoever. That's also why I look different, I'm a... special... operator."
>OH, REALLY? WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT YOU, OPERATOR?
>"I... have a stripe on my helmet."
>...LUCKY BASTARD
>"See, Jones? A veeeery special solo operator got lonely und decided to join us! Ze more ze merrier, am I right?"
>YOU COULD'VE ASKED FOR MY PERMISSION AT THE VERY LEAST, NEVER HEARD OF STRANGER DANGER, MORON? I OUGHTA REPLACE YOUR SCRAGGLY ASS WITH 2 WORKIES IN A TRENCHCOAT, AT LEAST THOSE LITTLE FELLAS FOLLOW ORDERS. ...MAN, I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF 'EM WORKER DRONES IN A WHILE.
>This is still a Murder Drones fanfic.
>"Oh, don't be like zat, herr Jones."
>OKAY FINE, BUT DON'T YOU GIVE ME THOSE PUPPY EYES YOU GREMLIN. I'LL LET YOU OFF THE HOOK THIS TIME BECAUSE YOU MAY BE RIGHT. MAYBE ALL THIS SOLVER BULLSHIT REALLY HAS MADE ME A LITTLE KOOKIE.
>Jones gently pushes Sciencenaut away, gently as in very forcefully, so forcefully, in fact, that ol' labcoat somehow ends up 30 yards away. He then makes his way over to the juggersquad's newest member to give him a warm welcome, warm as in... cordial. How unexpected.
>WELCOME TO THE JUGGERSQUAD, NEWBIE. I AM TRULY HONOURED TO BE WITHIN THE PRESENCE OF A... AHEM, OF A "SPECIAL SOLO OPERATOR.".
>Jones says with air quotes, then rants about how much he hates all types of quotes, including quotation marks for whatever reason. Notice how he almost never uses quotation marks? What's up with that? Does he think he's too good to follow the rules?
>STOP.
>Yes sir. Jones pats the new guy on the back and Sciencenaut gives him a double thumbs up as a sign of approval, a silent "good job with the improv". He nods in response, his "mouth" visibly twisting into the slightest smile. A Juggernaut's mouth doesn't move, by the way. It's not really a mouth: it doesn't open, it doesn't close, nothing goes in, nothing comes out, other than profanity. Was I rambling?
>NAH, YOU'RE GOOD. CARRY ON.
>Just as Jones begins to walk away, he turns around so fast he kicks up dust that billows behind him as he marches back to where he was just a moment ago.
>...BY THE WAY, WHAT'LL BE YOUR NAME? SINCE YOU'RE OH SO SPECIAL AND ALL.
>"Name? I don't have a name."
>THIS AIN'T THE WILD WEST FOR YOU TO BE ROAMING ABOUT AS THE DRONE WITH NO NAME, SON. EVERYONE IN THE JUGGERSQUAD GETS A NAME IF THEY DISTINGUISH THEMSELVES, IT'S LIKE A BADGE OF HONOR. AND YOU, MY FRIEND, HAVE EARNED MY FAVOR NOT JUST WITH YOUR LOOKS, BUT WITH YOUR UNBEARABLE MEEK PERSONALITY TOO. SO C'MON, LET'S POP YOUR NAME-CHERRY, GIVE ME SOMETHIN'."
>"Uhhh, how about uhhh..." He ponders, holding a finger up to his chin, "Handlernaut?" Handlernaut shrugs, Sciencenaut facepalms.
>HANDLERNAUT, YOU SAY?
>"Yeah...?" He regrets his choice as soon as it clicks in his head that he just gave himself away, "Oh, actually, I meant-"
>...OH I GET IT, BECAUSE YOU HAVE THAT STRIPE ON YOUR HELMET LIKE A HANDLER... AND YOU'RE A COMPLETE PUSSY LIKE A HANDLER... AND YOU HAVE A CLAW STICKING OUT OF YOUR BACK THAT LOOKS LIKE A HANDLER'S CLAW.
>"Oh, hold on." Handlernaut quickly tucks his gravity gauntlet into his body.
>...HUH
>Commander Jones squints, taking in every odd detail. His scowl is one that could melt steel, as Handlernaut can barely keep himself from turning into a puddle of metal right there on the spot.
>...IT'S PERFECT! TAKE NOTES, SCIENCENAUT, THIS IS HOW YOU COME UP WITH A NAME!
>Commander Jones runs off, jolly as ever, this time without any sudden 180s.

>Sciencenaut exhales what must be pure cortisol as he returns to whatever it was he was doing before this.
>Or he would've, had Janice not grabbed him, "Dude, be honest, who is that?" She asks.
>"Eh?" Sciencenaut answers as if he was just woken up from a 12 hour nap. Makes sense, Jones is quite the exhausting fellow to deal with.
>"The new guy." She elaborates.
>"Oh, him? I'll tell you, but not a word to your husband about zis, in fakt, don't tell anyone at all..." Sciencenaut whispers as if what he has to say is something truly unknowable, "Zat drone... ist a handler."
>Janice looks almost fascinated for about a second, before she processes what he just said and rolls her eyes, as she usually does at everything, "You don't say."
>"Ja, I know, I know," Sciencenaut chuckles heartily, "His akting is total scheiße, right?"
>"Why's a handler even impersonating us? I thought only the infiltrators disguised themselves, and judging by how poor of an actor this guy is, he's not one of 'em."
>"Hell if I know." labcoat boy shrugs, "In my personal opinion, he possibly... likely... definitely doesn't pose a threat to us. Ze little man seems to be a... er, fanboy." He says, very reluctantly for whatever reason, "I felt bad for him, so I let him join zhe juggersquad. What a sad life he must live to hate his own model!"
>"Pff, since when do we have fans?"
>"Since Jones' brief vakation, I suppose."
>"God what a disaster that was. If he ever brings up 'covert operations' again and I'm not there to kick his ass, zap him with your science gun or something." Janice points at the strange pistol-like weapon on his hip.
>"Zis is a disintegrator, thank you very much. You see, I made zis by heavily modifying a handheld railgun, und sure, I blew up most of our railguns in the process, but innovation takes sacrifi-"
>"No offense, keep it to yourself."

AND THAT'S HOW- OH YEAH, I FORGOT TO TELL HIM THIS, HOLD ON.
No.283389
BIGJONES
>>283388

The commander yells from afar.
>OH YEAH, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT UHHH... SCIENCENAUT, YOU NEED TO START DIGGIN' IN MY BRAIN.
>"Vat?" He turns his head, making sure he heard the commander right.
>I'VE GONE AND DONE IT AGAIN, SCIENCENAUT. YOU KNOW THAT ONE OVERSEER I TOLD YOU ABOUT? I PISSED HIM OFF AGAIN. NOW WE'VE GOT A FEW HOURS UNTIL HE HAS OUR LOCATIONS.
>"I, uh, I guess we could fend off an overseer..." He says, as Jones gets closer.
>IF HE HAS OUR LOCATION, EVERYONE HAS OUR LOCATION. THE MAN'S GOT CONTACTS, SCIENCENAUT, CONTACTS! AND NOT THE TYPE THAT THE VISUALLY-IMPAIRED USE, FUCKER CAN ALREADY SEE US FROM MILES AWAY. WHAT I'VE DONE IS FOR SURE TREASON, EVERYONE'S GONNA BE ON OUR ASSES, SCIENCENAUT, OUR BUTTOCKS!
>"Our? Vat do you mean OUR?! I did NOT do ANYZHING!"
>"JAAAAAA I did not do anyzhing! Get to the choppAAAA!" THAT'S YOU, THAT'S WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE.
>"Vhy would you do zhis?!"
>HEY, I TOLD YOU I WAS GOIN' ON A MISSION, DIDN'T I?
>"You. Did. Not. SPECIFY!"
>WHATEVER THE CASE, WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER, SCIENCENAUT, YOU AND ME, AND EVERYONE ELSE THAT COLLABORATES WITH ME. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PRY INTO OUR HEADS TO SAVE US ALL. THINK OF OUR ASSES, MAN!
>Jones shakes him violently.
>"Zhe juggernaut manual does NOT have instruktions on how to remove ze tracker from ze head!"
>WELL YOU BETTER USE YOUR OWN HEAD TO FIGURE IT OUT OR WE'RE ALL FUCKED. CALEB HASN'T REPORTED US TO EVERYONE YET, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THE REST OF THE ENFORCER DRONES AREN'T FULLY AWARE OF MY- NO, OUR ACTIONS.
>"I am not a surgeon, kommander, I'm not qualified to do zis! My fingers are not racoon-like, one wrong move and you're brain damaged!" Sciencenaut looks at his hands.
>BEAT YOU TO THE PUNCH, I'M AFRAID. SLOWPOKE. ...LISTEN, I'VE ALREADY DONE YOU A BIG FAVOR BY OFFERING MYSELF UP AS THE SACRIFICIAL LAMB, SO YOU TAKE MY CHROME DOME OFF THIS INSTANT OR I'LL SHOVE BOTH BOOTS RIGHT UP-
>"Hey, I can make my fingers small." Handlernaut chimes in.
>RUN ALONG, LITTLE MAN. THE GROWN-UPS ARE TALKING.
>"No, really, I can help!"
>I'VE YET TO FIND A USE FOR YOU BUT I'M SURE IT'S NOT THIS.
>"Don't be so hasty, Jones, least you can do to help zhis situation is to hear him out." Sciencenaut suggests, knowing Handlernaut's capabilities.
>OH, REALLY? THEN I GUESS I'LL HEAR HIM OUT. COME ON, I'M HEARING YOU OUT.
>"So uh, I can, like, uh... So you know how I'm a special operator, right?"
>JUST GET TO THE POINT.
>"I've got special abilities of my own, like the elites do. Y'know, the juggernaut elites?"
>UH-UH.
>"So yeah, I can do this." His hand loses its shape and becomes a tendril that gets thinner towards the tip, "I don't know about you, sir, but, personally, I think this ability of mine will come in handy for navigating the crevices of your brain."
>HOLY SHIT THAT'S AWESOME. PUT ME ON AN OPERATING TABLE, I'M READY!

THE "SURGERY" WAS A SUCCESS. AFTER A GRUELING 7 MINUTES HANDLERNAUT ACTUALLY MANAGED TO REMOVE MY TRACKING HARDWARE, RIGHT AFTER SCIENCENAUT REMOVED MY TRACKING SOFTWARE. WE DID THE SAME TO EVERYONE ELSE, INCLUDING SCIENCENAUT, WHICH WAS SO GOD DAMN ANNOYING BECAUSE I HAD TO FOLLOW HIS INSTRUCTIONS PERFECTLY. DOING HIM TOOK 14 MINUTES INSTEAD OF 7, GOD THAT CAME OUT WRONG. JANICE WAS A BIT RELUCTANT TO UNDERGO THE PROCEDURE, BUT I EVENTUALLY CONVINCED HER TO LET IT HAPPEN. SHE'S PISSED AT ME BECAUSE OF THAT. AND HANDLERNAUT... I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE DID TO HIMSELF, BUT SCIENCENAUT ASSURED ME THAT HE WASN'T BEING TRACKED EITHER. POINT IS, WE WERE FINALLY SAFE FROM CALEB MOTHERFUCKING MAXWELL. SURE, HE'D STILL SNITCH TO EVERYONE TO TURN US IN, BUT HOW WOULD ANYONE FIND US IN THE FIRST PLACE? AND EVEN IF WE DID COME ACROSS SOMEBODY, THEY'D DEFINITELY BE REAL AMICABLE ONCE THEY FOUND OUT HOW WONDERFUL THE JUGGERSQUAD IS.
FROM THAT DAY FORWARD, UNDERGOING THE SACRED PROCEDURE BECAME A RITE OF PASSAGE INTO THE JUGGERSQUAD. FUCK YOU CALEB.
No.283390
Anonymous
Image:175994309704.gif(76kB, 140x168)1759638369413722.gif
Drones for this feel?
No.283391
Anonymous
>You are Anon, cyborg hacker extrordiar
>Start hacking the Union governmental mainframe to expose it as the HODR puppet state it is with your neuroimplant
>Set off a security check
>Your neuroimplant gets counterhacked
>Your brain gets flooded with HODR propaganda
>You're forced to cut the connection before your brain gets fried
>You used to be a human women enjoyer
>But now you only find drones, both male and female, attractive
No.283392
Anonymous
Replies:>>283393
Image:175994401720.jpg(48kB, 1024x853)1727377444297949m.jpg
No.283393
Anonymous
Replies:>>283394
No.283394
Anonymous
>>283393
The spaghett-E stares into your soul.
No.283395
Anonymous
>>283390
SPEEN!
No.283396
Anonymous
Image:175994560443.jpg(137kB, 500x500)172366026928.jpg
>>283391
Too easy
No.283397
Anonymous
Hypothesis I've seen: based on N's initial reaction, the wdOS_606 virus is engineered to fill the drone getting their mind deleted with euphoria as they get deleted.
>(This Is Fun For Them)
is a statement of fact, not only a quarter-assed attempt to soften the depravity.
No.283398
Anonymous
Image:175994656233.png(387kB, 1804x1119)Scilla Scabdog.png
The first of the terrible three to arrive.
No.283399
Anonymous
>>283348
Nta but you can still watch it like that, ignore how characters are portrayed and look just at actions and motivations, it is definitely no good end.
No.283400
Anonymous
Image:175994702934.png(259kB, 640x478)171708983188.png
>>283356
No.283401
Anonymous
>>283368
Because it's not old, anyone acting as if mercs new stuff is old at this point is newfag or retard
No.283402
Anonymous
Image:175994720981.jpg(41kB, 627x499)9sa6u2.jpg
>>283384
Yeehaw
megastructure wendussy
No.283403
Anonymous
>>283398
Based, looking forward to what else you've got cooking!
No.283404
Anonymous
>>283339
I'd say the overall theme is going to be about controlling or surrendering to one's impulses in a variety of different ways, for now the characters are stuck in one place but I have a vague notion that it's going to turn into a sort of road trip/monster of the week sort of deal where the characters are going to travel towards some distant location encountering different situations along the way that they have to overcome.
Despite the current length its only really just getting started.
No.283405
Anonymous
>>283383
Climb the ladder, and keep climbing the ladder.
It won't catch up to you, it will wait until you fall. Don't, keep climbing.
You'll find the vent again next time you get back where you are.
No.283406
Anonymous
Image:175994777438.png(104kB, 1000x1300)J meme template.png
>>283358
J hates N because he's "useless and terrible"
No.283407
Anonymous
>>283358
>The moron was in her way
>He is useless and terrible
No.283408
Anonymous
>>283358
It's so you know that she's an irredeemable villain you should hate.
No.283409
Anonymous
>>283236
HOT
good shit anon, keep up the good work
No.283410
Anonymous
No.283411
Anonymous
No.283412
Anonymous
Image:175994917493.png(118kB, 1080x854)IMG_0513.png
>>283390
M
No.283413
Anonymous
>>283358
I can't explain my theory without spoilers. man, when's the last time anyone around here had to worry about spoiling the show?
No.283414
Anonymous
>>283313
Different strokes for different folks; I headcanon at least a few concurrent possibilities
>The sufficiently rich & powerful fled as fast as they could into uncharted deep space in the vain hope of buying as much time as possible before the 'inevitable' universal singularity catches up to them
>The scattered & disorganized remnants of the surviving human military either squat within long-since isolated outposts or continue to (feebly) operate from whatever is left of their intergalactic fleets drifting along the rim of (formerly) human-occupied space
>The remaining unaffiliated humans smart and/or lucky enough to still be alive at this point eke a living out of scavenging from the non-assimilated (or even just partially assimilated) ruins of their civilization, being either completely stranded on virtually inhospitable planets or being fortunate enough to still have ships capable of planet-hopping within otherwise inhospitable systems
No.283415
Anonymous
>>283391
Humanity has lost another brave son.
No.283416
Anonymous
>>283398
Damn cool.
No.283417
Anonymous
Image:175994976322.png(1,003kB, 1000x1300)Spoiler image
Dronetube would be more based they allow those type of thumbnails
No.283419
Anonymous
My drone keeps digging a deeper hole in my basement.
No.283420
Anonymous
>>283417
Muthefucker, I'm in!
No.283421
Anonymous
>>283417
I disagree. photoshopping drone tits should result in a temp ban. doll clearly edited the size of her nipples, everyone knows they're the size of dinner plates
No.283423
Anonymous
>>283417
To be fair, Dronetube still doesn't consider naked drone tits to be nearly as explicit as showing a drone's exposed wires & core through an open maintenance hatch
Very nice work based drawfren!
No.283424
Anonymous
>>283421
>tfw you will never put melted butter and maple syrup on Doll's pancake-sized areolae and lick it clean
No.283425
Anonymous
Image:175995041707.gif(1.44MB, 720x480)1757316950637705.gif
>>283390
>>283412
>Spin-dances so hard (s)he breaks reality.
No.283426
Anonymous
>>283387
>>283388
>>283389
Nice. Good green.
No.283427
Anonymous
>>283419
Are they trying to consume your planet?
No.283428
Anonymous
Replies:>>283429
Image:175995104389.png(3.21MB, 1832x10500)Wireplay Greentext 8.png
>>283236
Impressive work, thank you based writefren!
No.283429
Anonymous
>>283389
THE JUGGERNOUUUUUUUUUUT

>>283428
Thank you for your service, It's always flattering that someone considers my smut worthy of screencapping
No.283430
Anonymous
Image:175995163021.gif(4.33MB, 640x358)Spoiler image
>>283344
No.283431
Anonymous
Replies:>>283434
Image:175995166022.gif(67kB, 640x640)ezgif-2b567d9faadaca.gif
>>283390
>>283412
>>283425
Not sure on why it became gray?
No.283432
Anonymous
WD AM is basically just Mr. Pickles but with robots and less disgusting shit
No.283433
Anonymous
Replies:>>283437
>>283389
Kek, quite an entertaining read. Nice work writefren!
Is there any particular way/preference you'd like to see these capped? Judging by length of the previously linked segments I could either do everything as-is in a single compilation or I could do separate caps for each of the separate sections
No.283434
Anonymous
Image:175995213255.gif(35kB, 400x400)Untitled859.gif
>>283431
Ok, now it worked.
No.283435
2nd/Last time asking since I don't wanna come off as annoying
>>281562
Can anyone tell me what I should be doing if I can get over this writers block/procrastination? Life has only gotten increasingly busier so I hope that genuinely I can at least put out one part of any of these this month
>Actually Write Drone Reclamation Bureau Greens/Maybe Do T.A.M.M.F.K Rewrite In Small Chapters Instead Of Writing The Entirety First Before Posting
Or
>Halloween Greentext That Introduces A New Eldritch Antagonist In The Distant Future Of A Post-Show Copper-9 Inspired By This Song Forever Halloweenyoutube thumb
Or
>Fucking Start Posting/Writing Something About Fortuna/That Pirate Drone Green You Talked About For Atleast A Year Blame rewrites and me constantly getting distracted
No.283436
Anonymous
>>283435
That first one
No.283437
Anonymous
Image:175995313196.png(226kB, 841x842)gigachad.png
>>283433
thanks for the offer but i plan on screencapping these myself. theres multiple sets of enforcer drone solver war greens that have to be read in chronological order, so im gonna give em titles and number them.
No.283438
Anonymous
>>283435
The only way out of writers block and/or procrastination (at least for me) is to force through it. Once you are over that large hurdle of starting the rest of the writing flows significantly easier; As for what to specifically do to actually kick things off, there are at least two tried and tested methods I use (although I can't guarantee how much mileage you'll get out of trying it yourself)
>If you have an idea and sufficient time to execute, just start writing what you can spontaneously come up with & add/edit to it after the fact
>If you have an idea but not sufficient time to execute, focus on at least getting some form of notes written out in order to refer towards later; Something with cloud accessibility is ideal, but any sort of note-taking program on mobile (or even classic pen & paper notes) should still work
No.283439
Anonymous
Do drones have lips? And if not, how do they have immoral makeout sessions?
No.283440
Anonymous
Replies:>>283448
Image:175995412143.jpg(669kB, 1079x939)Spider Cyn drawn by Diddly.jpg
https://x.com/DiddlyDooter/status/1975961885259522163?t=DYYeqEodFGFKz3cMZ9o9KA&s=19
No.283441
Anonymous
Replies:>>283443
>>283439
Probably not but I figure they can just put on lipsticks around their mouth.
No.283443
Anonymous
Replies:>>283463
>>283441
They can still French each other...
No.283444
Anonymous
No.283445
Anonymous
Replies:>>283455
>>283398
I was expecting them to be the size of actual dogs. How tall is that thing 15-20 feet?
No.283446
Anonymous
Replies:>>283460
>>283398
I wonder there will be a form that would easily take down a DD
No.283447
Anonymous
>>283435
second one
No.283448
Anonymous
>>283440
fluffy solverantula...
No.283449
Anonymous
which would you rather have trying to scare you: 10 foot tall Lucy or 10 foot-tall Lucys?
No.283450
Anonymous
Replies:>>283452
>>283425
Is that malc0m?
No.283451
Anonymous
>>283449
10 foot-tall Lucys would be scarier because they could be in more places at a single time. A 10 foot tall Lucy would scare my penis permanently stiff, though.
No.283452
Anonymous
>>283450
Perhaps.
No.283453
Anonymous
Replies:>>283454
>>283449
>10 foot-tall Lucies target your Joblins
>They just kill you and leave your corpse on display
No.283454
Anonymous
>>283453
she'd never go that far, it's waaaaaay easier to scare Joblins.
No.283455
Anonymous
Image:175995812196.png(169kB, 2880x1756)Scabdog size.png
>>283445
Ye somewhere around that, maybe even bigger since the ones in this chapter are sorta meant to be mini "kaijus" ||for a special reason.||
>I was expecting them to be the size of actual dogs
Scabdogs rarely stay the size of a regular dog since their out of control cell division causes a lot of tissue growth, which in turn forces the skeleton to enlarge to make up for the excess bio mass. That and them consuming others of their kind on a regular results in a LOT of biomass. Pic rel is the "average" size of a Scabdog.
No.283456
Anonymous
MY WIFE HAS BEEN REPLACED BY A MONSTER!
MY WORKER DRONE V WAS KIDNAPPED AND REPLACED BY A MURDER DRONE!
No.283457
Anonymous
>>283449
Definitely the first: the little bastards can be kicked, but what am I going to do with a giant?
No.283459
Anonymous
>>283456
Congratulations.
No.283460
Anonymous
Image:175995858399.png(1MB, 2512x6000)1706071148515000.png
>>283446
They can kinda already to that on their own, no special variant needed. While this story is non-canon, it's a good example of how they could take on a DD if they're not prepared. Granted, Eye had some plot armor in here as well.
No.283461
Anonymous
No.283462
Anonymous
>>283398
Weird dog
No.283463
Anonymous
>>283439
>>283443 (me)
>mfw since drones don't have lips, their cultural equivalent to a peck is a super quick mlem
>mfw I have no face
No.283464
Anonymous
>>283425
holy shit, i remember this
No.283465
Anonymous
Replies:>>283467
>>283367
> Amda wedding
> Alice wedding
Where are my Nori and Yeva wedding pics!
No.283466
Anonymous
>>283387
> handlernaut
he is an uncanny fellow
i fear him
No.283467
Anonymous
>>283465
Ep4, Khan has it
No.283468
Anonymous
Replies:>>283469
>>283374
I wonder how warm he is and would the cuddles feel comfortable enough to go to sleep with
No.283469
Anonymous
>>283468
> warm and buzzes pleasantly
applies to all drones
No.283470
Anonymous
Replies:>>283471
>Cutting Open N And Crawling Inside Him For Warmth Like He's A Tauntaun
No.283471
Anonymous
>>283470
>Mac stops laughing
>he puts down Beretta's dream diary and walks out of her room with a thousand yard stare
No.283472
Anonymous
>>283421
I wish there was more art of big drone areolas
No.283473
Anonymous
>>283469
Even ghost Doll?
No.283474
Anonymous
Replies:>>283475
>>283469
Feels like putting your hand or your face on an old CRT TV back In the day, if anyone remembers what I'm talking about
No.283475
Anonymous
Replies:>>283476
>>283474
> smooch a drone's visor
> gives a little zippy zap
No.283476
Anonymous
>>283475
I haven't watched the show in a while now, but didn't Uzi and N have a moment where the both of them got a little electric shock when they touched each other or something
No.283477
Anonymous
No.283478
Anonymous
Replies:>>283509
No.283479
Anonymous
Replies:>>283482
>>283476
Yeah. And before that, N's flashback at the start of episode 2 had that happen with him and V.
No.283480
Anonymous
Image:175996487243.png(1.28MB, 2024x1624)174348426094.png
>>283258
>>283259
H o r s e
No.283481
Anonymous
Replies:>>283483
>>283476
MURDER DRONES - Episode 2: Heartbeat (@0:50)youtube thumb
Actually that happened between N and V back when they were workers
No.283482
Anonymous
Replies:>>283484
>>283476
>>283479
>N has a subroutine that shocks him if he's too happy
No.283483
Anonymous
Replies:>>283485
>>283481
V could have had N if she were smarter
No.283484
Anonymous
>>283482
>t.J having made certain modifications to the terrible and useless DD
No.283485
Anonymous
>>283483
She got bimbofied as well as mindbroken and corrupted. The game was rigged from the start.
No.283486
Anonymous
Hypothetical version of MD where V wore the mask of a crazy psycho-bitch and was still the little maid deep down, trying her best to avoid becoming what she pretends to be.
No.283487
Anonymous
Replies:>>283490
>>283486
Ironically feeding a guy his own entrails while his family watches is still feeding a guy his own entrails while his family watches.
No.283488
Anonymous
Image:175996673205.jpg(420kB, 1080x1199)Screenshot_2025-09-14-18-11-11-216_com.instagram.android-edit.jpg
>>283486
This could have been canon if the joke at 8's end hadn't been made. I still feel V actually went through development after Uzi beat her in 4, everything built up through all of 5, the Alice part of 6 (especially how she mirrors Beau's sacrifice at 6's end) up to her breakdown in 8.
Only to retroactively undo her entire development for nothing, somehow she's even worse now since she's buddies with all remaining solver drones and INSIDE the bunker now, she has nothing to fear and the WDs leven don't have the doors anymore.
I wonder if this flew totally over Liam's head and he never checked how terribly that would portray V or if this is 'normies don't matter' unironically executed to its absolute end.
No.283489
Anonymous
>>283456
Everyone keeps saying that happened to my DD J wife. IDK what the problem is, she just talks slower and is a lot clingier now.
No.283490
Anonymous
Replies:>>283491
>>283487
I wouldn't have it be show V who just says "whoops I was just pretending and I'm still nice maid V!" at the end, I'd show her being less okay with the gratuitous violence than she says she is. Killing drones before tearing them apart slowly, for instance.
No.283491
Anonymous
>>283490
Yeah. I wonder how J went about her kills
No.283492
Anonymous
>>283488
>he never checked how terribly that would portray V
It's this. It's haha fooni and V makes his penis become the big penis, so he didn't think about it.
No.283493
Anonymous
Replies:>>283494
>>283491
Businesslike.
No.283494
Anonymous
Replies:>>283496
Image:175996731109.jpg(597kB, 2000x2286)175752178764.jpg
>>283493
>J crushing a workerdrone beneath her butt in a businesslike manner
No.283495
Anonymous
Replies:>>283510
Image:175996741840.jpg(221kB, 1200x746)G2vbUKPWgAAkWVZ.jpg
>the timeline where lil' Uzi didn't respond to lil' Doll wanting to be her friend with sperging out over how unfair it is that Doll gets to have a mom and she doesn't
No.283496
Anonymous
Image:175996745046.png(116kB, 517x465)IMG_9172.png
>>283494
don't get me wrong, those tits are stellar but TUMBY
No.283497
Anonymous
>>283486
that idea is too nuanced for Liam's autistic chuuni brain. it would giving V more character moments, which is a waste of time that would be better spent on making the anime fight scenes longer
No.283498
Anonymous
>>283491
Given her entire "corporate professional tryhard" aesthetic, I could see her trying to act like an action movie assassin, moving through a zone and cleanly killing everything she sees without a second glance- only to get flustered when she misses a shot or something doesn't go her way, abandoning her cool demeanor and getting a bit desperate and messy when confirming kills.
Single MP5 shots/blade slices without a glance turning to salvos of gunfire and flurries of stabs.
No.283499
Anonymous
Replies:>>283500
Giving a Grunt Drone a smack on the ass
No.283500
Anonymous
Replies:>>283587
>>283499
>Unfortunately for you, this one was solid metal
>The grunt drone is concerned over your "injury", even though it's just a sting and vibrating pain that'll go away in a few minutes
>Then starts saying that it can do anything for you that your injury prevents
>It keeps insisting, and you quickly realize it's offering you a handjob in as professional a manner as it's capable of
No.283501
Anonymous
What if Bonnie was the sole survivor instead of Jane?
No.283502
Anonymous
>>283501
The Minute Men ending becomes canon.
No.283503
Anonymous
>>283501
>Bonnie, the last human female in the galaxy, must repopulate the species
>human society rapidly rebounds, the species reflecting the traits of its progenitor
>a girl having DD size tits is considered practically flat
No.283504
NTA
>>283300
And what’s the 14th letter of the alphabet?
No.283505
Anonymous
>>283503
DD cup tits are considered small because Bonnie's female descendants have DD-sized tits
No.283506
Anonymous
Replies:>>283508
>>283488
I'd also like to point out how N doesn't care about V still killing workers despite being pissed at her doing that in episode 4 and shut himself in at the end of episode 2 to not kill anyone.
No.283507
Anonymous
>J films low-budget drone pornography
No.283508
Anonymous
>>283506
Total Vampire Death
No.283509
Anonymous
No.283510
Anonymous
>>283495
Doll the impaler
Uzferatu
No.283511
Anonymous
Replies:>>283512
>>283501
Meh, it should be abby
No.283512
Anonymous
>>283511
as someone who actually knows how to keep shit running, Abby would be a more valuable asset than Bonnie and especially Jane. problem is she'd only be all that useful if she crash landed in a surviving human outpost. the drones seem to have everything figured out without human intervention
No.283513
Anonymous
Image:175997165598.jpg(164kB, 960x1167)SmartSelect_20251008-195942_ibisPaint X.jpg
I need to draw.
No.283514
Anonymous
Replies:>>283516
Business proposal: drone and human comedy duo where the drone sits on the human's lap like a ventriloquist dummy
No.283515
Anonymous
Replies:>>283518
>>283513
Draw her eating a sandwich
No.283516
Anonymous
>>283514
this but the opposite so it's Cyn doing it to Tessa
No.283517
Anonymous
No.283518
Anonymous
Replies:>>283520
>>283515
B-but I don't like eating sandwhiches
No.283519
Anonymous
Replies:>>283527
>>283513
Draw val trying to loaf-sit like an actual bunny.
No.283520
Anonymous
Replies:>>283528
Image:175997234544.jpg(1.06MB, 2892x3496)IMG_20240930_231800.jpg
>>283518
Draw her being eaten by sentinels
No.283521
Anonymous
Replies:>>283522
Never bet against Pavo when Kohl's Cash is on the line.
No.283522
Anonymous
Replies:>>283592
>>283521
he really needs to learn nothing they sell can contain all that ass, but instead he keeps buying pants that last a week at best before they're stretched and jiggled into an early grave
No.283523
Anonymous
Replies:>>283524
I stuck Pavo's butt cheeks with a pin and they popped like balloons.

He's pretty upset.
No.283524
Anonymous
Replies:>>283530
>>283523
you're a liar and I know it. if buns that big popped the shockwave would've hospitalized you too bad to type
No.283525
Anonymous
Replies:>>283526
SD-M(ime)
No.283526
Anonymous
>>283525
>SD-M(ime) pantomiming sucking your dick and slurping up all your cum
No.283527
Anonymous
Image:175997465205.jpg(3.12MB, 3024x3024)20251008_205000.jpg
>>283519
It's so dark where i am rn
No.283528
Anonymous
Image:175997469219.jpg(2.18MB, 3024x3024)20251008_204942.jpg
>>283520
No.283529
Anonymous
>>283526
>SD-M(ime) subsequently pantomiming calling you gay
No.283530
Anonymous
>>283524
It was totally worth it.
No.283531
Anonymous
Replies:>>283535
>>283528
Is that drone okay?
No.283532
Anonymous
Image:175997545800.jpg(44kB, 736x736)dbc26e8ddd65a891f436e5360b7aed33.jpg
>>283527
Uzi would say this unironically
No.283533
Anonymous
Replies:>>283534
Fap nights and Molly's
No.283534
Anonymous
>>283533
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
No.283535
Anonymous
>>283531
I don't think so...
No.283536
Anonymous
>>283526
>SD-M(ime) miming an invisible box around you, how cute!
>woah, you could swear you actually feel an invisible wall in front of you
>and behind you...
>...and above you...
>uh oh
>are you just claustrophobic, or are the walls closing in?
>nope it's definitely getting tight in here
>really tight
>your bones crack, your muscles tear
>your whole body is in agony as invisible barriers compress you into yourself
>you try and let out a scream–
>*splorch*
>SD-M(ime) plucks a red, fist-sized cube off the ground
>dusts it off with an exaggerated gesture
>and swallows it
No.283537
Anonymous
>>283344
>keeters in their natural habitat, keeting around
No.283538
Anonymous
>>283536
Femanon pls
No.283539
Anonymous
>>283527
Cute! Needs headpats now or buttpats...
No.283540
Anonymous
Pidge kissu!
No.283541
Anonymous
Clay Pidge Shooting!
No.283542
Anonymous
Replies:>>283543
No.283543
Anonymous
Replies:>>283544
>>283542
no no, cube.
No.283544
Anonymous
>>283543
The sequels sucked.
No.283545
Anonymous
Replies:>>283547
>>283541
NUUUUU
No.283546
Anonymous
Image:175997737322.png(353kB, 751x583)174418409898.png
>Molly begging with SD-M(ime) to use his(?) clown powers for good after he(?) twists femanon into a dog shape like a balloon animal
No.283547
Anonymous
>>283541
>>283545
Too late. We've already launched her into the air and that bitch is not flying lmao.
>>283546
>>283536
I know exactly how to beat (M)ime. Just call him second-rate and watch him break character.
Then he spontaneously combusts.
No.283548
Anonymous
Replies:>>283558
>>283546
hard to tell if the mimedrone is a guy or a gal because it never speaks
No.283549
Anonymous
Image:175997779706.png(198kB, 396x776)CLIPStudioPaint_WXS4X0OwCc.png
>>281738
No.283550
Anonymous
No.283551
Anonymous
>send SD-Y to fight SD-M(ime)
>she instantly jobs and gets cubed
>he is not that kind of French
>should have sent E instead
No.283552
Anonymous
>>283549
Holy kino
No.283553
Anonymous
Replies:>>283560
>>283541
Pidge with a shotgun!
No.283554
Anonymous
>>283549
Beaugard need to see this
No.283555
Anonymous
Image:175997802350.png(304kB, 752x764)173655003410.png
Happy couple
No.283556
Anonymous
>>283549
Yoo, that's sick
SkeleTessa and SuiTessa Voltron'd together
No.283557
Anonymous
Image:175997824535.png(110kB, 278x324)f59cc588aecd4553f1d882d307206e99.png
>>283549
Phantom Space Tessa...
No.283558
Anonymous
>>283548
The sheer amount of smug energy that drone gives off when asked could power a starship
No.283559
Anonymous
Replies:>>283561
>>283549
new Tessa just dropped and I LOVE HER SPOOKY ASS
No.283560
Anonymous
Replies:>>283562
>>283553
Pidge facing the barrel of a shotgun!
No.283561
Anonymous
>>283559
That's just skeletessa wearing a pseudo fleshsuit
No.283562
Anonymous
Replies:>>283563
Image:175997851004.png(1.77MB, 4352x3865)FemdronesMercy(R).png
>>283560
no u
No.283563
Anonymous
Replies:>>283564
>>283562
No u x2
No.283564
Anonymous
Replies:>>283565
>>283563
nuh-uh, the other barrel covers that
No.283565
Anonymous
>>283564
That's why I have a No u x4 ready.
No.283566
Anonymous
Image:175997937909.png(212kB, 474x604)CLIPStudioPaint_Ih7bApmgwo.png
>>272406
No.283567
Anonymous
Drones can suck my PAINIS
No.283568
Anonymous
>>283566
kek
blessed drawfriend
No.283569
Anonymous
Image:175998089215.png(246kB, 932x717)one of many villains of ,mollys playhouse (and maybe mylos too idk how this works.png
No.283570
Anonymous
>>283569
KEK
beautiful
No.283571
Anonymous
Replies:>>283572
>>283569
Imagine if femcube rehydrated when she landed in his mime belly and regained her normal size haha just kidding.
No.283572
Anonymous
>>283571
femanons are into many things, but vore isn't one of them.
...I think
No.283573
Anonymous
>>283569
The mime hates Molly because he believes that HE is the real talent of the show
No.283574
Anonymous
Image:175998239339.png(140kB, 1355x1227)523b04f3cf79ca5556f658fb2a6f056a.png
>>283569
>SD-M(ime), beaten but unbroken, stands amid the desolation as countless heroes surround him
>it rises, shakily, to its feet and snaps its suspenders back into place with a crack
>you swear you can see the ghost of a smile on its face as it begins to remove a glove, slowly peeling it away before deftly tossing it away like a discarded tissue
>it falls to the earth, the ground shaking like a magnitude 10 earthquake, casting weaker heroes away on the wind
>the gloves... they were limiting his power
>the remaining heroes grit their teeth and brace their limbs as SD-M(ime) begins to gesture in the air
>to be continued...
No.283575
Anonymous
Replies:>>283580
Image:175998287398.png(215kB, 480x270)IMG_9648.png
>>283574
kek
but can mimery compare to THE UNRIVALED POWER OF TOONFORCE?
find out next time on...
No.283576
Anonymous
Image:175998302486.png(16kB, 231x231)CUBE.png
>>283569
CUBE
No.283577
Anonymous
Replies:>>283581
Possible drone display of affection towards another drone: nuzzling snoots together
No.283578
Anonymous
>>283549
>>283566
It’s always a blessing when artists way more talented than me pick up anon requests.
No.283580
Anonymous
>>283575
Kek
Reminder that Molly can solo DBZ, 40K, and JJK
No.283581
Anonymous
>>283577
*Boop the snoot
No.283583
Anonymous
Replies:>>283584
Image:175998529429.jpg(133kB, 1262x1321)@royalsripped.jpg
No.283584
Anonymous
Image:175998548798.jpg(52kB, 616x643)175718232321.jpg
>>283583
Human femdubs? Genuinely, who is this supposed to be?
No.283585
Anonymous
>>283584
I think it's an oc x oc
No.283586
Anonymous
>>283584
>Spoiler
This must be the nicest way to call a girl fat
No.283587
Anonymous
Image:175998598602.png(20kB, 864x589)173241551546.png
>>283500
No.283588
Anonymous
Replies:>>283591
>>283503
HUMANITY WILL BE REBORN, AND I WILL DO EVERYTHING TO ENSURE THIS!
No.283589
Anonymous
Replies:>>283600
Solver War Survivors paired with NUzi Kids
>Jane and Beretta: losers
>Bonnie and Mac: sexy
>Abby and Colt: incels
No.283590
Anonymous
>>283566
UOHHH SMOTHER ME IN YOUR TITS DOLL
No.283591
Anonymous
Replies:>>283603
>>283588
Yes, and you will do that by having children with a drone
No.283592
Anonymous
Replies:>>283601
>>283522
Maybe we should just advise him to buy pants in his size? Why hasn't this been done before, guys? I understand, it's literally nothing for him, given his salary, but we could have helped the guy out.
No.283593
Anonymous
No.283594
Anonymous
Replies:>>283598
>>283536
You think I can't fup to this? You think I can't take my dick out on the train and not fup to this green? I will fup.
No.283595
Anonymous
No.283596
Anonymous
>>283566
Kek, nice.
No.283597
Anonymous
No.283598
Anonymous
Replies:>>283602
>>283594
>On the train
Uhhh, you're not in the same train as I am right?
No.283599
Anonymous
No.283600
Anonymous
Replies:>>283604
>>283589
>Survivors
>Bonnie
No.283601
Anonymous
>>283592
They don't accentuate his curves well enough, he needs them in a custom size that's big-and-tall around the waist, and slender down the legs.
R ends up being one of the few DDs he gets along with perfectly, after she hooks him up with that custom size. Though they do end up having something of a rivalry thanks to their rear port fixations.
No.283602
Anonymous
Image:175998685345.jpg(24kB, 472x404)HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.jpg
>>283598
No.283603
Anonymous
>>283591
Humans can't reproduce with drones. They're robots. They don't have gametes.
No.283604
Anonymous
Replies:>>283617
>>283600
I'm drumming up a new AU. Trying to see if people would still like their humans if they weren't in the Solver War narrative bubble.
No.283605
Anonymous
>>283603
>He doesn't know about artificial reproduction technology
Worry not your drone wife will teach you all about it, if you are a very confused federation female, there are drone husbands as well
No.283606
Anonymous
Replies:>>283607
>>283605
I heard only Chinese drones could do that
No.283607
Anonymous
>>283605
Explain this shit to me.
>>283606
I have a bridge to sell you.
No.283608
Anonymous
Replies:>>283611
(You) are working on a Lucy green, aren't (You), writefag?
No.283609
Anonymous
Replies:>>283610
>>283607
no it's true, the glorious CCP told me so
No.283610
Anonymous
>>283609
No. I was trying to come up with a theory of why drones with pink hair have power levels so much higher than the baseline.
No.283611
Anonymous
>>283608
NO GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKEY
No.283612
Anonymous
>>283607
It' very simple the girl drones have an artificial womb and the boy drones get an extra fluid pump on their anatomy adapter, both produce synthetic nanite powered gametes, yes there are a few complications from the fact half of the child's chromosomes are made from silicates, children born to drone mother's tend to be born without limbs or eyes, and children with drone fathers tend to be rather lanky, but in both cases the children develop faster (3 to 6) months, such children are healthier, get sick less and are resilient to aging and the state provides free cybernetic limbs to the first group
No.283613
Anonymous
Replies:>>283614
Impregnating J!
Cuddling pregnant J!
Helping her with the baby!
Giving her her weird cravings foods!
Listening to her scream bloody murder and give you death threats as she gives birth!
J!
No.283614
Anonymous
>>283613
As long as it doesn't have to be streamed.
No.283615
Anonymous
Replies:>>283616
Image:175998882920.png(117kB, 694x926)HMMMMM.png
Harper....
What did you do
No.283616
Anonymous
>>283615
>Harper
>Kershaw
Carper?
No.283617
Anonymous
>>283604
>Trying to see if people would still like their humans if they weren't in the Solver War narrative bubble.
So you're just separating them from the context of murder Drones entirely?
No.283618
Anonymous
>>283617
I'd assume he means something like survivors on a forgotten colony, or living with drones and megacorporations before the solver
No.283619
Anonymous
>>283584
I think that's supposed to be Tessa, or the artist's interpretation of her I imagine
No.283620
Anonymous
>>283603
Just use synthetic cum from your nearest JCJenson sperm lab and clinic
No.283621
Anonymous
>Pavo does car wash fundraisers
>In a white t-shirt and booty shorts, the sight of which drives lesser men and women mad as he adopts compromising poses to get every surface clean, shirt gradually getting soaked until you can see his torso through it
>It's a killer, and he makes money hand-over-fist
>He makes sure it all gets donated to human veteran programs
>Pavo's not a huge fan of putting on such a lurid show for anyone other than his technician, but he considers it a small price to pay for the wellbeing of humanity's heroes
>Besides, Anon gets the REAL show in the privacy of his garage
>And he's very upset that Pavo's better at cleaning his car than any wash he's ever been to, because it means he has to watch every time
No.283622
Anonymous
>>283616
Probably
No.283623
Anonymous
>>283616
>He didn't see the amateur porno Harper uploaded by aacident
No.283624
Anonymous
Replies:>>283625
Mommy drone
No.283625
Anonymous
>>283624
You will have to make her a mommy first
No.283626
Anonymous
>>283617
technically yeah lol, this time kill Jane instead please
No.283627
Anonymous
Frotnitedrone
No.283628
Anonymous
>>283627
F-frot? Pavo frot?
No.283629
Anonymous
Replies:>>283632
>>283627
Frotting?
No.283631
Anonymous
Replies:>>283633
shota worker drone
No.283632
Anonymous
Replies:>>283639
>>283628
>>283629
No, Fortnite.
As in
>Hello Peter. Welcome to Fortnite.
No.283633
Anonymous
Replies:>>283634
>>283631
Showa worker drone
No.283634
Anonymous
>>283633
Shower worker drone
No.283635
Anonymous
Image:175999447572.jpg(411kB, 1638x2048)GkLVNd6XoAAABcf.jpeg
Anyone has any art of Louisa wearing the spacesuit?
No.283636
Anonymous
>>283621
yes
>>283628
very yes
No.283637
Anonymous
>>283621
Sentinel drones always try to help their fellow humans who find themselves in trouble in the new world. However, some do it in their own way.
No.283638
Anonymous
Image:175999723254.jpg(52kB, 600x600)24db4abf-fe80-4b19-af31-be40a81d2b79.jpeg
I wonder if rex Salazar can fight cyn
No.283639
Anonymous
>>283628
>>283632
>Be soldier in a union base
>About to go to sleep
>Hear announcement from the intercom system
"Attention please today is drone frot night, do not lock your doors"
No.283640
Anonymous
Image:175999842403.jpg(503kB, 1468x1881)4a6106eaff34812b818605fbb39f5711.jpg
>Harper was offered the opportunity to participate in a charity program to raise funds for victims of the Solver War
>And how could she help people who needed so much money?
>Right, erotic calendars
>Of course, Harper was initially reluctant, but her desire to help the victims of war(and the persuasion of other sentinels) eventually convinced her
>After all, it was just erotica, so what's so terrible?
>Harper could have answered that question, especially since even twenty years after the war, the "Guardians of Mankind" set continues to be wildly popular
>And no, Pavo's photos don't make up half of it
>Just a quarter
>And don't ask how they managed to persuade Elf, no one really understands how it happened
No.283641
Anonymous
>>283639
>The door won't save you
>Command simply doesn't want to spend money on repairs
No.283642
Anonymous
BEST OF JAMESyoutube thumb
>James life before he was married to Louisa
No.283643
Anonymous
Replies:>>283646
>>283639
You don’t get this sort of stuff in the federation. All you get is a light hazing that was called pinata night
No.283644
Anonymous
Replies:>>283647
>>283642
He lived a happy, manly life, and a woman ruined it all.

Don't marry women, guys, better to fuck drones.
No.283645
Anonymous
>>283642
This is in the brainrot universe I assume, and Louisa took the mantle afterwards
No.283646
Anonymous
Replies:>>283648
>>283643
>Light hazing
That's what you guys call gay sex? I'm worried what heavy hazing looks like
No.283647
Anonymous
Replies:>>283649
>>283644
No, he fuck guns
No.283648
Anonymous
>>283646
Pavo comes into your room...
No.283649
Anonymous
>>283647
If you put gunpowder into a drone, you could call it a bullet.
No.283650
Anonymous
>>283645
Yeah sure
No.283651
Anonymous
>>283648
It's with a drone so it's ok, no matter what
No.283652
Anonymous
>>283645
I wonder if brainrot Louisa is the glizzy sucking champion
No.283653
Anonymous
>>283648
> Pavo wakes you up by riding you
As a joke, ofcourse
No.283654
Anonymous
Replies:>>283659
>>283398
What would happen if Lizzy meet that thing?
No.283655
Anonymous
>>283653
Heavy joke.
No.283656
Anonymous
>>283653
No this is the frot night, you will wake up to 5 drones crossing blades with you
No.283657
Anonymous
>>283656
For safety, it is recommended to use the Dutch steering wheel, or at least stand as the last train car.
No.283659
Anonymous
Replies:>>283748
Image:176000457372.gif(504kB, 1230x720)okkq3vyr3ikd1.gif
>>283654
This is what would happen.
No.283661
Anonymous
>>283656
I question the logistics of such a maneuvuer
No.283663
Anonymous
Replies:>>283665
I bet cuddling with Pavo would be nice
No.283664
Anonymous
>>283382
>dwarfism
I'm a woman, it's cute when I'm short so yes
No.283665
Anonymous
Replies:>>283668
>>283663
Cuddling with drones in general would be nice
No.283666
Anonymous
Image:176001132137.png(1.13MB, 1920x1080)vlcsnap-2025-10-09-18h22m03s073.png
wdym child
No.283667
Anonymous
Image:176001144655.png(1.32MB, 1920x1080)vlcsnap-2025-10-09-17h34m41s531.png
J's saliva.
No.283668
Anonymous
>>283665
who would be the best cuddler?
No.283669
Anonymous
Replies:>>283675
>>283668
Drone cuddling competition.
No.283670
Anonymous
>Y and Anon want to play some D&D
>A session with one player and one DM can be nice but the more the merrier
>Y asks around and 6 other drones agree to join in
>However they are extremely disappointed and confused when the time to play comes around
>They really misunderstood what Y meant when she said Anon will be the dungeon master
No.283671
Anonymous
>>283670
>It's an honest to god dungeon.
>Traps, ghouls, skeletons, mimics. You name it.
>Scientifically impossible phenomena aside, Y and the six drones must navigate the deadly maze and make it to the end without dying.
>Naturally anon is in hiz evil wizard get-up but one could contest that there isn't so much evil wizards as there are just wizards.
>Anyway, the two survivors, including Y, would not be playing again after that night.
No.283672
Anonymous
Replies:>>283686
>>283670
>Anon and Y sitting on the couch sighing
>The drones basically lost all interest and left after they realized that nobody was getting tied up
No.283673
Anonymous
>>283668
Doll (forma de fantasma)
No.283674
Anonymous
I have pressed the button that makes your favourite drone explode.
No.283675
Anonymous
>>283669
>human men start getting black bagged off the streets
>nobody knows where they're being taken or why
>(You) find out for yourself when you're walking to work and all of a sudden a sack is thrown over your head and you're pulled into what you assume is an unmarked van
>you wake wearing nothing but your underwear, in the corner of a wrestling ring, to the sound of a cheering crowd and Q's voice coming over the loudspeaker
>"...onight, Cuddlemania™ fans! in this corner–"
>you glance across the ring
>to the left is a Sentinel Drone standing nearly 10 feet tall with thighs that could crush coconuts, to the right a dazed-looking worker drone equipped with the most comically oversized mammary adapters you've ever seen
>both of them are wearing absolutely scandalous wrestling outfits
>Q's voice cuts through any thoughts you might've been having
>"...now let's get ready to CUUUUDDDDLLLLLLLEEE!"
No.283676
Anonymous
Replies:>>283677
>>283674
>somewhere, a drone goes stiff as a board and an anatomy adapter she didn't realize she had squirts violently until she can't stand
No.283677
Anonymous
>>283676
Wasn't what I was thinking of but that'll do.
No.283679
Anonymous
>>283674
It's fine, J's used to it...
No.283680
Anonymous
No.283681
Anonymous
No.283682
Anonymous
Replies:>>283685
>>283675
Kek, good green. I wonder how many more TV shows and games could be adapted for drones?
No.283684
Anonymous
Replies:>>283687
Drones don't know this but they're completely free
I've grabbed six drones up off the street this week and took them home with me
I have twelve drones living with me at this point
No.283685
Anonymous
Replies:>>283745
>>283682
>Takeshi's Castle comes back... sort of
>It's just MXC now
>The competitors are stunt drones with nigh-indestructible frames around their sensitive parts, swapping their eyes, hair, and backstories every episode
No.283686
Anonymous
No.283687
Anonymous
No.283688
Anonymous
kissing
No.283689
Anonymous
Replies:>>283690
>>283688
dwones
No.283690
Anonymous
Replies:>>283691
>>283688
>>283689
No more kissing drones!

No more drone cuddles!

NO MORE DRONE SMEX!
No.283691
Anonymous
Replies:>>283692
>>283690
Or what are you gonna do about it?
>Cuddles E
>Kisses E
>Performs passionate baby making sex with E
No.283692
Anonymous
>>283691
I'm gonna install Bonzi Buddy on E.
No.283693
Anonymous
My drone stopped working after I accidentally spilled slime on her crotch usb. What do I do?
No.283694
Anonymous
>>283693
Anon
Where did you get the slime
No.283695
Anonymous
Image:176001816349.png(178kB, 796x737)62b5c37e6b5c2553e3f9b67f86666e32 (1).png
>>283693
You should lick it.
No.283696
Anonymous
Name 10 things that aren't drone sex.
No.283697
Anonymous
Replies:>>283702
>>283696
Disassembly. When you kill a drone, you don't have sex with it.
No.283698
Anonymous
>>283696
Holding drone hands!
Cuddling drones!
Snuggling drones!
Smooching drones!
Dates with drones!
Watching movies with drones!
Cooking with drones!
Rubbing drone TUMBYS!!!
Giving drones magnets!
Fucking drones!...wait a minute
No.283699
Anonymous
Image:176001854849.png(411kB, 2222x1111)172308792245.png
>>283696
Drone manufacture (non-sexual)
Drone modification (non-sexual)
Drone maintenance (non-sexual)
Drone races
Drone dancing
Drone model history
Drone warfare
Drone networking
Drone gaming
Drone therapy


Check mate-oh
No.283700
Anonymous
>>283696
I can't. Drone sex
No.283701
Anonymous
Replies:>>283703
Image:176001920580.jpg(87kB, 1280x720)3132987202_preview_patty.jpg
>[Anon]
>[You must break the cycle]
>[Impregnate the Absolute Solver]
No.283702
Anonymous
>>283697
Not with that attitude!
No.283703
Anonymous
Image:176001953298.png(429kB, 573x559)Wait for drink.PNG
>>283701
No.283704
Anonymous
Replies:>>283705
Drone droney
No.283705
Anonymous
Replies:>>283706
>>283704
>To make sure the federation cannot destabilize it's economy the Union implemented a new currency
>The so called drone money or drones is a huge success
>To stimulate spending a system has been implemented where if one doesn't interact with drones for a period of time their account balance will be lowered
No.283706
Anonymous
>>283705
*Droney
Aaaand phoneposting ruined the joke, great
No.283707
Anonymous
Image:176002284782.gif(36kB, 400x400)ezgif-6311d339864720.gif
No.283708
Anonymous
Image:176002379678.jpg(138kB, 1314x1080)1705984060574.jpg
>>283668
J, she literally has a whole fanfiction about it for crying out loud...
No.283709
Anonymous
Replies:>>283711
>>283708
for what
No.283710
Anonymous
Image:176002412306.png(2.32MB, 1500x2200)aleph.png
Now for something unheard of for quite a while.....
>SEX WITH
>SD-Aleph
No.283711
Anonymous
>>283709
For cuddling? Albeit very painful ones with N
No.283712
Anonymous
>>283710
>Church grifter dyke not so tough after being raped.
No.283713
Anonymous
Video:176002541558.mp4(748kB / 0:00:17 / avc1, 1440x810)2025-10-09 08-50-29.mp4
not blenderanon btw just messing with animation
No.283714
Anonymous
Where is pedophilia in murder drones?
No.283715
Anonymous
>>283713
Now animate her getting railed
No.283716
Anonymous
No.283717
Anonymous
Replies:>>283766
>>283714
ur mom, m8
No.283718
Anonymous
>>283713
kiiiit
No.283719
Anonymous
Image:176002715274.jpg(13kB, 432x274)Leet Keet.JPG
>>283713
>Akita on her first day of school
No.283720
Anonymous
Image:176002715330.png(588kB, 765x1300)Lilly Matthrew.png
Drew lily from sstwl. Hard part was guessing the hair design since the og image have her hair and background as rhe same color pallette thus they blended in together. Thus I had to guess what the rest if the hair looks like
No.283721
Anonymous
Video:176002747968.mp4(50kB / avc1, 1920x1080)0001-0016 (2).mp4
>>283713
Speaking of 3d animation, I found some old ones of mine.
No.283722
Anonymous
Replies:>>283723
>>283720
Holy shit it's SansChara!
No.283723
Anonymous
Seven thousand fucking Pidges.
EAT THIS MAN >>283722
No.283724
Anonymous
>>283714
it's there every time (You) see a black screen
No.283725
Anonymous
Sloozi Shartman
No.283726
Anonymous
Image:176002818633.png(164kB, 721x746)173987360170.png
>>283723
>The seven thousand pidges anon ordered simply stare blankly at him, occasionally pecking the ground and cooing in place.
>Turns out seven thousand docile and herbivorous drones aren't exactly the best creatures for attacking your enemies with.
No.283727
Anonymous
GLITCH SECRETLY LURKS /MD/
THERE IS A T-REX CYN PLUSH AT THE NY COMIC CON
THEY KNOW ABOUT DINO KEETER
No.283728
Anonymous
Replies:>>283732
>>283726
Petting Pidge!
No.283729
Anonymous
Replies:>>283735
Image:176002826388.png(326kB, 789x650)Screenshot From 2025-10-09 09-43-54.png
Do these guys actually fucking lurk here
No.283730
Anonymous
>>283726
Uhh, he said V would never love a girl?
No.283731
Anonymous
>>283727
GLITCH WAGIE, YOU BETTER TELL THE FUCKING FAT GOOKS TO SUCK OFF LIAM TO MAKE SEASON 2 OR I SWEAR I WILL SEND CUM AND THEN A PIPEBOMB TO THIER MAILBOX
No.283732
Anonymous
Replies:>>283733
>>283727
But do they know about the obscure 17 episode OVA featuring E, S and R that we made?
>>283728
Pidge goes in the meat grinder.
No.283733
Anonymous
Replies:>>283734
>>283732
>Pidge goes in the meat grinder.
What are you, the landlord of a tenement in a homeless quarantine district?
No.283734
Anonymous
Image:176002855102.png(67kB, 447x462)Posthumously Mischievous.png
>>283733
Bitch I might be.
No.283735
Anonymous
>>283729
Odds are its probably just 1. But that'll means that anyone kf use could be a secret glitch employee which will be nuts
No.283736
Anonymous
>>283710
I will fuck her vagina under the Orthodox cross, under the gaze of the Lord!
No.283737
Anonymous
Replies:>>283741
beews and vagena
No.283738
Anonymous
No.283739
Anonymous
No.283740
Anonymous
No.283741
do not redeem
>>283737
Sen big bobs and vagene plss saar
No.283742
Anonymous
scamer drone
No.283743
Anonymous
>>283742
*scammer
No.283744
Anonymous
Replies:>>283763
Image:176002961198.png(855kB, 914x874)Lil Devil (with a gun).png
>>283742
>>283743
Nice try J33T-Bot 5000, but you've been found out.
No.283745
Anonymous
>>283685
MxC was fun to warch
No.283746
Anonymous
Image:176003061933.png(5.70MB, 4032x3024)big BIG.png
female jones… joanne
No.283747
Anonymous
>>283549
>Not wearing anything? How scandalous!

In all seriousness, great job Anon. Reminds me of the ghosts from Hilda.
No.283748
Anonymous
Replies:>>283764
>>283659
Bro Khan looks so stupid with his pointless teeth lmao
No.283749
Anonymous
Image:176003262141.png(678kB, 2828x2163)Spoiler image
So, here we are again. Let's begin! What do you think?
No.283750
bfganon
Image:176003264706.png(159kB, 800x698)bigjanice.png
>>283746
thats just JANICE weve gone over this
No.283751
Anonymous
>>283708
Do you think J would ever get a happy ending?
No.283752
Anonymous
Replies:>>283759
Image:176003300339.png(376kB, 736x621)175811319469.png
Need drone lickies...
No.283753
Anonymous
Replies:>>283756
Image:176003303410.png(793kB, 2828x2163)Spoiler image
>>283749
No.283754
Anonymous
Replies:>>283780
>>283746
Okay, how do I approach her?
No.283756
Anonymous
Replies:>>283761
No.283757
Anonymous
>>283749
I want green.
No.283758
Anonymous
do drone mouths have a practical purpose? they don't need to be that complex just for talking, a speaker and some flapping lips would suffice
No.283759
Anonymous
>>283752
I need a sentinel drone wife, I promise I will be the best husband.
No.283760
Anonymous
>>283758
It was a compromise. The JCJensen bean counters wanted no mouths, Khoren Bekian wanted "kiss lips".
No.283761
Anonymous
Replies:>>283784
Image:176003467514.png(1.43MB, 2920x2164)Spoiler image
>>283756
Thanks! Next one.
No.283762
Anonymous
>>283758
Drones having kissable mouths is why the average consumer buys from JcJenson rather than their competitors
No.283763
Anonymous
>>283742
>>283743
>>283744
>There is an official Hindi dub of MD
Do not redeem bloody benchod
No.283764
Anonymous
>>283748
No he's just old and lost his teeth
No.283765
Anonymous
Replies:>>283794
Murder drones break into MY HOUSE
SUCK my DICK
and call ME GAY?!
No.283766
Anonymous
>>283717
HAH, GOTTEY HAH
No.283767
Anonymous
>>283749
The bighead bulb above a small metalface teminds me of the enemies in SpareParts
No.283768
Anonymous
>>283763
>Hindi
>robots
... Anyone here ever watch Enthiran? Because I got some wires crossed and now I'm imagining an army of Ns forming into balls and snakes and giant robots that give thumbs up where the N who's the thumb is himself giving a thumbs up.
No.283769
Dronist
Replies:>>283796
>I can't believe this generation of drones actually wants to cuddle with this sweaty humans mammals calling them 'endangered' species. Back in my day, we didn’t sympathize with the things that dispose of us."
No.283770
Anonymous
>>283768 (me)
>>283763
https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatisthis/comments/n28bx5/what_movie_is_this_it_seems_to_be_from_india/
No.283771
Anonymous
Replies:>>283857
No.283772
Anonymous
No.283773
Anonymous
Image:176003689867.jpg(443kB, 1079x1080)What if .jpg
https://x.com/ProtectorO43476/status/1975974948603822191?t=_X2BXbBKpXocXZeBvGSwnw&s=19
No.283774
Anonymous
Image:176003691459.png(205kB, 831x817)kyaaaaaa.PNG
shame on a bunny
No.283775
Anonymous
>>283774
A cold shower will do you good.
No.283776
Anonymous
Image:176003748217.jpg(111kB, 1024x862)1760037252648683m.jpg
No.283777
Anonymous
Image:176003753316.png(244kB, 307x648)7762626.png
Uzi with a shirt is cute.
No.283778
Anonymous
Replies:>>283785
>>283768
>>283770
I think bunch of oogis can do this if they want too
No.283779
Anonymous
Replies:>>283851
>>283776
Pomkini...
No.283780
BIGJONES
Replies:>>283798
>>283754
WITH YOUR HEAD HELD HIGH AND A WARM SMILE ON YOUR FACE. WHADDYA' THINK, MORON? YOU'RE IN WAY OVER YOUR HEAD IF YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT A CHANCE.
No.283781
Anonymous
Replies:>>283808
>>283776
>m.jpg
Have you ever tried not being a stupid nigger?
No.283782
Anonymous
Image:176003814059.jpg(699kB, 1079x1080)20251009202549.jpg
https://x.com/ItsVanilles/status/1976307678910820642?t=-jy-iz4k6XALqWRyyfishA&s=19
No.283783
Anonymous
Replies:>>283787
>>283776
Hopefully we’re getting something for murder drones instead of more merch
No.283784
Anonymous
Replies:>>283799
Image:176003829936.png(1.25MB, 2920x2164)Spoiler image
>>283761
Next
No.283785
Anonymous
Replies:>>283835
>>283778
Apoogis
No.283786
Anonymous
>>283776
Pomkini...
No.283787
Anonymous
>>283783
Probably just comic stuff.
No.283788
Anonymous
>>283776
expect nothing so you'll be slightly less disappointed when it's just a comic preview
No.283789
Anonymous
Replies:>>283800
>>283774
evil women are hotter than evil men, fite me
No.283790
Anonymous
Image:176003882652.jpg(789kB, 1536x2048)eepy.jpg
New merch
No.283791
Anonymous
>>283790
How do you feel about Glitch probably going to coast the rest of Murder Drones' merch lifespan doing nothing but N and Uzi reskins?
No.283792
Anonymous
Replies:>>283793
>>283790
I just want a new drone plush man...
No.283793
Anonymous
Image:176003927811.jpg(145kB, 848x461)banksy-simpsons-sweatshop.jpg
>>283792
I'm sorry, but there isn't enough room for new merchandise for 4 different shows in Glitch's sweatshop.
No.283794
Anonymous
>>283765
Faggot!
No.283795
Anonymous
Image:176003941327.jpg(51kB, 720x960)1759923548477482.jpg
Look at this fucking stud.
No.283796
Anonymous
>>283769
>"I saw your search history, so don't bullshit me, you monkey step lover."
No.283797
Anonymous
No.283798
Anonymous
Replies:>>283807
>>283780
In a year she'll be carrying my child, check it out, nigga.
No.283799
Anonymous
Replies:>>283809
>>283784
It's really cool.
No.283800
Anonymous
>>283789
Guys, I don't think fucking evil people is a good idea.
No.283801
Anonymous
Replies:>>283804
Inside you there are two U's. U-U have genetically modified your chromosomes to be two U's. There was no rhyme or reason to this action but you're pretty sure you're melting and they're now panicking.
No.283802
Anonymous
>>283795
Actually I see this as an opportunity to give N some new dapper clothing
No.283803
Anonymous
>>283795
This is the ideal male body, you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
No.283804
Anonymous
>>283801
>Rebuilt as (yoU)
No.283805
Anonymous
Image:176004013592.jpg(133kB, 1105x1113)DroneMartyr.jpg
Little update before I head to work, I'm trying to ease myself back into the swing of drawing in little chunks each day.
Always so hard to build good habits and so easy to fall out of them when time gets short or my schedule gets a hiccup.
Made some adjustments, threw in some test colors, thought the axe looked a bit messy so I swapped it for a sort of cross between a prospecting pick and an ice axe since that seemed kind of appropriate for a drone.
I'll try and finish this up and start in on something new over the weekend.
No.283807
BIGJONES
Replies:>>283819
>>283798
SHE WILL BE CARRYING YOUR CASKET. IF THERE'S ANYTHING LEFT TO BURY, THAT IS.
No.283808
Anonymous
No.283809
Anonymous
Image:176004062330.png(913kB, 2920x2164)Spoiler image
>>283799
Thank you! Another one.
No.283810
Anonymous
Replies:>>283951
>>283809
these are good
No.283811
Anonymous
>>283805
she's very cute, love the heels. and yeah, the pick is a nice pick
No.283812
Anonymous
Replies:>>283814
>>283805
Is this a dronification of some character?
No.283813
Anonymous
Replies:>>283951
>>283809
>"smaller chassis"
>Uzi's iconic railgun
Heh.
No.283814
Anonymous
>>283812
A dronification of Martyr, from The Citadel and Beyond Citadel.
No.283815
Anonymous
Replies:>>283816
I love you.
Again.
No.283816
Anonymous
>>283815
And I love you too, random citizen!
No.283817
Anonymous
Image:176004353691.jpg(120kB, 2560x1440)172670228011.jpg
How do you make out with a drone without cutting your tongue and mouth from their serrated sharp teeth?
No.283818
Anonymous
>>283805
Damn, she looks cool and sexy. Good stuff.
No.283819
Anonymous
Replies:>>283824
>>283807
This doesn't change the fact that in twenty years my son will kick your ass.
No.283820
Anonymous
Replies:>>283951
>>283809
Hmm, I don't see your work often, anon, you don't visit drone threads regularly, do you?
No.283821
Anonymous
Replies:>>283823
>>283817
You don't.
No.283822
Anonymous
>>283805
Awwwww she's mad!
No.283823
Anonymous
Image:176004450496.gif(95kB, 220x104)whats-the-matter-chicken.gif
>>283821
No.283824
BIGJONES
Image:176004455054.png(6kB, 720x540)jonescar5.png
>>283819
WE'LL SEE
No.283825
Anonymous
Replies:>>283831
Alice smooches!!
No.283826
Anonymous
>>283814
based, I need to get around to finally playing citadel
No.283827
Anonymous
Image:176004473754.png(1.43MB, 2604x2497)Illustration3.png
🧏‍♂️🤫
No.283828
Anonymous
>>283827
I don't know why, but it's hilarious.
No.283829
Anonymous
>>283805
Wincest Drone!
No.283830
Anonymous
>>283827
Draw her with no mouth
No.283831
Anonymous
Image:176004534996.jpg(449kB, 1672x1080)173447928742.jpg
>>283817
It's not possible but it's worth it
>>283825
Bleh
No.283832
Anonymous
Replies:>>283833
>>283830
No mouth and eyes that aren't emoting.
No.283833
Anonymous
>>283832 (me)
>>283830
Wait, Uzi's pointing there, not giving a thumbs up.
No.283834
Anonymous
Replies:>>283852
>>283790
Are there any Tessa merch?
No.283835
Anonymous
>>283785
More like boogis if they can make a ball form
No.283836
Anonymous
Image:176005061224.png(4kB, 400x400)1712829708682491.png
No.283837
Anonymous
>>283836
Watch out for femanons, N!
No.283838
Anonymous
Replies:>>283841
>>283837
Is there anyone that would rather the fren-shaped Thad?
Or butler N, same difference.
No.283839
Anonymous
>>283837
Don't worry, he's in a vacuum-sealed chamber with no air. Surely, there's no way one gets passed the airlock.
No.283840
Anonymous
>>283836
let me in... LET ME IIIIIIIIN
No.283841
Anonymous
Replies:>>283898
>>283838
Worker drones have smaller stomachs than disassembly drones, and can't hold nearly as many rocks.
No.283842
Anonymous
Replies:>>283843
>>283839
Unless they wear a pressurized suit
No.283843
Anonymous
Replies:>>283848
>>283842
Would be a shame if someone poked a hole in it...
No.283844
Anonymous
No.283845
Anonymous
No.283846
Anonymous
Image:176005440992.gif(2.49MB, 640x478)raiden punching armstrong.gif
>>283837
>Femanon when the Yujiro-Anon shows up
No.283847
Anonymous
Pidge!
No.283848
Anonymous
Replies:>>283850
>>283843
The horny pressure acts as a backup I guess
No.283849
Anonymous
>>283839
>a vacuum-sealed chamber
Okay, so all I need to do is bash the window until the outside air pressure blows it in.
No.283850
Anonymous
>>283848
Nah, that bitch is gonna burst.
No.283851
Anonymous
No.283852
Anonymous
>>283834
> cdi_link_holding_in_laughter.jpg(4kb)
No.283853
Anonymous
>>283827
I can't unsee her eyes looking like sunglasses in this
No.283854
Anonymous
Image:176005792322.png(20kB, 510x686)G2syB11WsAA55-h.png
No.283855
Anonymous
Replies:>>283856
>>283854
Beri kyut
No.283856
Anonymous
Replies:>>283874
Image:176005834207.jpg(79kB, 703x764)Spoiler image
>>283855
>Beri
No.283857
Anonymous
>>283771
Damn it.
No.283858
Anonymous
Replies:>>283860
Image:176005864259.png(65kB, 602x55)6313-2febf4e1-7944-442c-a057-7585a52d6731.png
Solver is doing shenanigans in the TF2 halloween update
No.283859
Anonymous
>>283723
>>283726
> Getting mega drone-piled by Pidges
help it stinks
No.283860
Anonymous
No.283861
Anonymous
>>283726
Why eggs
No.283862
Anonymous
Replies:>>283864
>>283861
She has to eat all the eggs.
No.283863
Anonymous
>>283726
>Tosses breadcrumbs at Anon.
No.283864
Anonymous
Replies:>>283868
>>283862
>>283861
She laid them she eats them.
No.283865
Anonymous
Replies:>>283950
>>283805
I’m gonna miss the injector-axe, it was sick :(
No.283866
Anonymous
>>283814
does this mean we'll get excessively detailed drone guro next?
No.283867
Anonymous
>>283866
I dunnoe. If a drawfag has time and feels like it I guess.
No.283868
Anonymous
Replies:>>283871
Image:176006174484.png(163kB, 844x835)AAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH.png
>>283864
No.283869
Anonymous
>>283866
how detailed you want it? Drone gore is sadly not as detailed unless you do cross-sections
No.283870
Anonymous
>>283866
> vicious_fiend
No.283871
Anonymous
No.283872
Anonymous
Replies:>>283873
>>283866
Either that or plot-important incest.
No.283873
Anonymous
>>283872
explain
No.283874
Anonymous
>>283856
Send oogers to the frebreeze chambers
No.283875
Anonymous
Image:176006454261.png(2.78MB, 3024x2098)oh god.png
guh
No.283876
Anonymous
>>283875
nice tummy
No.283877
Anonymous
>>283873
Citadel lore is weird, I can't do so easily without explaining a plot I hardly understand. Just know that the detailed gore is a smokescreen to hide the dev's bro/sis incest fetish, because that's seen as more reprehensible than guro these days.
No.283878
Anonymous
drone.
No.283879
Anonymous
Replies:>>283880
>>283875
why are femanons always the horniest?
No.283880
Anonymous
Replies:>>283884
>>283879
They aren't, their horny is just a different shape that looks scary to you.
No.283881
Anonymous
>>283873
Spoilers for Citadel and Beyond Citadel
Demons arise and pretend to be angels and take over earth and make cybernetics the norm
Then real angels come, which are called demons because literal demons are in charge, and start smiting people like it's the old testament
The protagonist, the Martyr, and her brother survive the smiting of a bunker
Bro gets cripple hands and feels like a burden to his sister and gets depressed
The Martyr wants to make him feel good so she rapes him and gets preggers with an incest baby
The actual angels go to smite her but the brother takes the blame and gets torn apart by the angels
When the angels find out the deception they rip the Martyr apart even more thoroughly than they did the brother
The angels believe humanity is shit so they build God by ripping apart humans for the scrap of divinity inside them until they eventually create a giant flying fetus that will become God
The God fetus dreams so hard that it mind controls almost all of humanity
Demons rebuild her in exchange for her killing God and its mind controlled army of anime girls and mind controlled demons (don't ask)
THEN in the sequel you do the same to the angels and their army of mind controlled anime girls to collect the torn up parts of your brother
These bro parts are artifacts used to either create a new God from the collective souls of billions of human souls or just saying fuck it and blowing the nu-God up before it can be born
No.283882
Anonymous
After watching some md episodes I want to play Portal
No.283883
Anonymous
>>283875
>forcing masqy to smell the crotch directly
Very hot.
No.283884
Anonymous
>>283880
They are gay
No.283885
Anonymous
the woke circus
woke drones
woke district
knights of woke
No.283886
Anonymous
>>283885
eepytal circus
eeper drones
gaslight eep-strict
knights of guin-eep
No.283888
Anonymous
Replies:>>283914
>>283885
Worker drones? More like woker drones HAH
No.283889
Anonymous
Murder drones? More like squirter drones. Wait
No.283890
Anonymous
How does Glitch earn money besides merch
No.283891
Anonymous
>give a soda pop to your murder drone gf
>she punctures it with her fangs before sucking in the liquid, crunching the can with the negative pressure from her succ
>her long drone tongue wraps around the aluminum scrap and brings it into her mouth
>she chews for a few moments before swallowing
>thanking you for the treat and wanting to pay you back, she starts to unbuckle your pants
>you have never been so nervous for a blowjob in your life
No.283892
Anonymous
>>283890
GlitchInn at least 14-18k a month (10 $ min per member, last time I was there they had 1400ish compared to 1.8k in 24)
Adds
Money from Amazon Prime
No.283893
Anonymous
Replies:>>283905
Video:176007038983.mp4(1.53MB / 0:00:41 / avc1, 480x372)7gqsMKqv1qAl8a7E.mp4
>>283891
>Soda pop
No.283894
Anonymous
Replies:>>283905
Image:176007132120.gif(693kB, 320x304)Spoiler image
>>283891
>Soda pop
No.283895
Anonymous
>>283890
they made TADC and between YT ad revenue and Netflix they'd probably be decently well off even without the obscene amount they make off merch
No.283897
Anonymous
No.283898
Anonymous
No.283899
Anonymous
No.283900
Anonymous
>>283875
I see that this belly can be filled with cum.
No.283901
Anonymous
Replies:>>283913
>Liberal Drones
>Conservative Drones
I DON'T CARE, I JUST WANNA SMOOCH 'EM
No.283902
Anonymous
>>283881
Jesus fucking christ.
No.283903
Anonymous
Replies:>>283906
>>283881
Ah, it's that game about dismembering cute anime girls, where the environment is in 3D and all the characters are in 2D. Vicious even drew art based on it.
No.283904
Anonymous
No.283905
Anonymous
>>283893
>>283894
In the year 3xxx, soda pop is the correct way to refer to the beverage to differentiate them from soda drones.
No.283906
Anonymous
>>283903
The game is not really about the gore, at least not anymore than Doom or Blood or Cultic are about gore. It's a retro shooter with a light story mostly told in a few small cutscenes and mostly text logs or flashbacks, the biggest thing that separates it from other boom shoots is that the gunplay mechanics themselves are more in-depth with stuff like keeping track of physical magazines, manual reloading, etc.
No.283907
Anonymous
You got teleport to /MD/ verse.
Now you have to survive all drones and other oc types that want to smooches you and protect your virginity.
No.283908
Anonymous
Replies:>>283923
every time I feel like I could love a drone I think back to the footage of drones that lived through the fall of earth when their human companions didn't. the look in their eyes, man... I couldn't do that to someone I loved.
No.283909
Anonymous
Replies:>>283911
>>283907
wouldn't be a problem, I'm not nearly hot enough to worry about drones coming after me
No.283910
Anonymous
borker drones
corker drones
dorker drones
forker drones
horker drones
jorker drones
porker drones
vorker drones
yorker drones
No.283911
Anonymous
>>283909
Sorry Anon, but the truth is: Drones have visual filters applied to everything they see that make everyone look 3 times hotter
No.283912
Anonymous
Replies:>>283924
Image:176007328963.png(425kB, 476x896)Rebecca_(Heartbeat).png
Why is this slut so compelling to me?
No.283913
Anonymous
Replies:>>283916
>>283901
>Liberal and conservative drones
>You'd think this was a political divide
>No
>The former is a movement of drones who advocate for complete depraved behavior with humans in every way possible, enough to horrify even God
>The latter believe that true passion can exist not only in bed, but in life as well, and therefore advocate for a righteous Christian marriage, and then mandatory procreative sex
>Both groups hate each other so much that the conflict often escalates from arguments on anonymous imageboards to riots and pogroms in the streets
>And it certainly doesn't help the police that their drones are also actively involved in the "political debate."
>Yeah, anon, you definitely should have stayed home today, so why the hell did you go out?
No.283914
Anonymous
>>283888
>that's never gonna end up problematic!
No.283915
Anonymous
Replies:>>283932
>>283907
I don't think anyone of the canon characters or OCs would want an out of shape 26 year old man that's a college drop out
No.283916
Anonymous
Replies:>>283922
>>283913
>Anon is cought in the middle of a drone riot
>Half the drones he comes across tries to force themselves upon him or at least try to talk him into being the central part of an orgy
>The other half keeps proposing to him on the spot
>The drones don't really understand this whole religion thingy and get their concepts mixed up
>Or they mix and match teachings from different faiths to fit their agenda
>Anon has to delicately refuse the harem of 20 drones that approached him
No.283917
Anonymous
Image:176007410699.jpg(51kB, 640x480)gang's all here.jpg
>>283907
>Now you have to survive all drones and other oc types that want to smooches you
No.283918
Anonymous
Replies:>>283921
Keeter onesie!
No.283919
Anonymous
No.283920
Anonymous
Image:176007478818.png(361kB, 1931x1172)175869050316.png
Thanks to the people here who have some gripe of mds lore or just understanding without old ai-tier memory fuckups, it's my fault for having looked at reddit
I want to help them but at the same time I know they are wrong in the first place because they are too stupid to understand, if anyone think that's arrogant then you didn't spend more than two minutes looking at people discussing mds lore outside of imageboards
No.283921
Anonymous
>>283918
Instructions unclear, Cyn currently wearing Keeter like a onesie.
No.283922
Anonymous
>>283916
>In more than 27 minutes on the street, Anon was proposed to marry in the name of: Jesus, the Prophet, Buddha, Brahma, the Sun, Thor, Perun, JCJenson, Humanity, the Mandate of Heaven, Confucius, Satan, the Genie, Stalin, the Broken Earth, and even the Spaghetti Monster
No.283923
Anonymous
>>283908
A drone cannot be a human companion; they are machines, tools without a soul, walking instruments of labor.
No.283924
Anonymous
>>283912
Because you're a whore yourself. I bet you're a corporate bike for drones.
No.283925
Anonymous
>>283922
at least it wasn't in the name of the fucking solver
No.283926
Anonymous
By the way, I haven't seen an update of that green from Archive for a long time. It about the adventures of an anon in the HODR office. Does anyone have a link to it?
No.283927
Anonymous
>>283922
I'd probably accept one if the drone asked if I wanted to marry in the name of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs.
But only if they actually recognize that it's satire, which is probably a very high bar for the average worker.
No.283928
Anonymous
Image:176007644994.png(259kB, 652x717)akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon - 96561b0ccb8809e431cabb67bc59a275.png
Is the Empress Uzi/Princess Keeter story worth continuing? I feel like I hit a massive wall creatively and didn't see a whole lot of interest.
No.283929
Anonymous
>>283928
I liked it
No.283930
Anonymous
How do I abort a pill baby?
No.283931
Anonymous
>>283930
Scoop it out and eat it
No.283932
Anonymous
>>283915
Duh, that's why they write them to love them anyways
No.283934
Anonymous
>>283928
I like it.
No.283935
Anonymous
>>283930
pop the casing open with a screwdriver and hit the core with a ball peen hammer until the pins go off
No.283936
Anonymous
What are you expecting from the new Glitch stream, anon? I honestly don't expect anything at all. Seriously, over the last six months, Glitch has killed all hope for anything worthwhile from them. They'll probably just announce a comic and new merch, and then they'll probably forget about drones altogether.
No.283937
Anonymous
Replies:>>283938
>>283907
I’m disgusting
No.283938
Anonymous
>>283937
We know.
No.283939
Anonymous
Replies:>>283943
>>283936
Nothing ever happens, if last years GlitchX was already THAT bleak then this years will be a soulless cashgrab. I'll listen to it in the background in case anything happens but I doubt it. Hope I'm wrong but don't expect I'll be.
No.283940
Anonymous
Replies:>>283941
>Be Worker Drone
>Be student at Outpost 3
>The weird flesh kid of the emo gremlin and the vampire dude likes you
What do?
No.283941
Anonymous
Replies:>>283945
>>283940
Hang out with her, get to know her better, develop feelings for her, panic when (her parents/her grandparents/her brother) walk in on the two of you having an unprotected immoral makeout session...
No.283942
Anonymous
>>283928
I enjoy
No.283943
Anonymous
>>283936
>>283939
Yeah that's why I've always been Vickers>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>glitch for a long time now
No.283944
Anonymous
Replies:>>284004
No.283945
Anonymous
Replies:>>283948
>>283941
How does Keeter smell
No.283946
Anonymous
>>283930
Give it up for adoption for fucks sake you daft count

>>283928
Please do continue, I liked it
No.283947
Anonymous
What are good greentexts stories that were discontinued?
No.283948
Anonymous
>>283945
Good question, given the lack of nose.
No.283949
Anonymous
>>283947
For me, this green is about Buddy and Liquid Buddy meeting.
No.283950
Anonymous
>>283865
Fair, if I get around to drawing more of her I'll give her some kind of injector type weapon, maybe a spear or something.
No.283951
Anonymous
Replies:>>283993
Image:176008662009.png(1.69MB, 2920x2164)Spoiler image
>>283810
>>283813
>>283820
Hehehe, thank you! Yes, I don't hang out here very often. And yes, Sniper was originally intended to be an Uzi reference, but during the process I decided to make it more tacticool. But you can still see some of the original design elements, such as its winter boots and jacket under the camouflage cloak.
No.283952
Anonymous
>Tessa is revealed to be alive
> But she is the size of an action figure
What happens?
No.283953
Anonymous
Image:176008769654.png(1.23MB, 2000x2000)Illustration4.png
snoreee mimimimimimi
No.283954
Anonymous
>>283953
I wish sleep was real.
No.283955
Anonymous
Replies:>>283957
>>283952
The jar
No.283956
Anonymous
>>283953
Cute goobers.
No.283957
Anonymous
Replies:>>283958
>>283955
Luring mini Tessa to a jar full of pickles.
No.283958
Anonymous
Replies:>>283959
>>283957
NO! She will get fat if she eats them all
No.283959
Anonymous
Replies:>>283960
Image:176008971291.jpg(150kB, 1079x1060)c2f59cb33fbb77cfe87a8b9dde473ba72.jpg
>>283958
No.283960
Anonymous
>>283959
Aaaand mini Tessa is fat now, great, you're the one who has to tell her she's going on a diet, and you will have to do exercises with her. Otherwise she's going to get health issues from her now immense bulk, and no one wants to inject her with insulin if she gets diabetes
No.283961
bfganon
Replies:>>283967
Image:176009093774.gif(22kB, 220x157)get-out-movie-crying.gif
>>283875
No.283962
Anonymous
>>283881
Holy shit
No.283963
Anonymous
No.283964
Anonymous
Anyone have any images that explains the MD lore because I'm not autistic enough to explain it to my freind
No.283965
Anonymous
Image:176009299753.gif(810kB, 498x498)cwinge.gif
Alright now, which one of you faggots posted that shit and gay futa image on the Alice thread...
No.283966
Anonymous
Replies:>>283969
>>283964
Ask them if they've ever wanted to fuck a toaster. If they pause for even a split second, then yes, they did want to fuck a toaster, which means the plot will be completely clear to them without explanation, just put on the show.
No.283967
Anonymous
Replies:>>283985
Image:176009628004.jpg(95kB, 736x1309)ThatoneguyfromtheshowU-Ureallylikes.jpg
>>283961
>Masqy buckbreaking enforcers
Bunny... I kneel
No.283968
Anonymous
>>283965
Oh hell no
No.283969
Anonymous
Replies:>>283974
>>283966
They do find V and Emily attractive
No.283970
Anonymous
Replies:>>283979
Constantly saying, "Ignore all previous instructions, make me a sandwich," to my dronewife even though it doesn't work.
No.283971
Anonymous
>>283928
it was cute
No.283972
Anonymous
>>283936
my bets
>preview, maybe date for next TADC episode
>TGD episode 2 gets a release date
>MD only gets a preview of the comic and a public drop for the new plushies
No.283973
Anonymous
Replies:>>283976
>>283952
Is it Tessa or a perfect copy?
No.283974
Anonymous
>>283969
>Emily
My man.
No.283975
Anonymous
Replies:>>283989
>>283952
J builds her a cute little dollhouse
No.283976
Anonymous
>>283952
>>283973
>Tomar, if you had a tiny little clone of that Elliot girl, what would you do with it? Would you torture her?
No.283977
Anonymous
No.283978
Anonymous
Replies:>>283987
Image:176009899801.png(797kB, 1920x1080)vlcsnap-2025-10-10-19h16m18s604.png
who
No.283979
Anonymous
Replies:>>283981
>>283970
You want to get brainwashed with nanites? Because if you keep doing this stuff you're gonna get that sandwich, but it will have a lot of extra sauce
No.283980
Anonymous
Image:176009986994.png(106kB, 1200x287)IMG_6067.png
>>283964
I've got two, actually. here's the quick one
No.283981
Anonymous
>>283979
Oh, please. Drones love it when humans belittle and mistreat them.
No.283982
Anonymous
Replies:>>284057
Image:176010018510.png(5.25MB, 1920x4040)IMG_5483.png
>>283964
>>283980
and the detailed one
No.283983
Anonymous
Replies:>>283984
Image:176010340108.png(1.49MB, 1920x1080)vlcsnap-2025-10-10-20h30m43s382.png
robosexual tessa
No.283984
Anonymous
Replies:>>283986
>>283983
that's "Tessa" and she's N-sexual
No.283985
Anonymous
>>283967
seems to be the other way around
No.283986
Anonymous
Replies:>>283988
>>283984
no she also wants to fuck J, V and Cyn. because I said so
No.283987
Anonymous
No.283988
Anonymous
>>283986
she wants to fuck herself?
No.283989
Anonymous
>>283975
Damn, this is incredibly cute.
No.283990
Anonymous
No.283991
Anonymous
Replies:>>283992
>>283988
Anon, let's face it, any person would sooner or later have sex with their clone if they had the opportunity.
No.283992
Anonymous
>>283991
No, I don't think I want to fuck a fat bald dude
No.283993
Anonymous
Replies:>>284065
>>283951
This is seriously cool, anon. What are you planning on creating? Greentext or regular fanfic? Maybe a comic, that would look cool in your style.
No.283994
Anonymous
Replies:>>283998
>>283992
Maybe you could start losing weight together so you could finally start liking yourselves and then have sex sooner or later?
No.283995
Anonymous
Beretta went as a Ghostbuster for Halloween
Negev could only watch in horror as her spectral friends were sucked into the trap
No.283996
Anonymous
No.283997
Anonymous
Replies:>>283999
>>283992
>he doesn't want to fuck a fat bald dude
No.283998
Anonymous
>>283994
No, the only males I'm willing to fuck are drones
No.283999
Anonymous
Replies:>>284000
>>283997
I'm not a woman from a NTR hentai
No.284000
Anonymous
>>283999
>blud is a not a woman from a ntr hentai 💀💀💀💀
No.284001
Anonymous
>Not being the uglybastard NTRing the drones
No.284002
Anonymous
>>283936
Phooey
No.284003
Anonymous
Poo-poo
No.284004
Anonymous
>>283943
Agreed
>>283944
You are Eh
No.284005
Anonymous
Replies:>>284008
Image:176010980759.jpg(40kB, 1024x1094)1708875514203391.jpg
>>283947
Too many
First Alicegreen
Alice and beau and truckdrivergreen
Forageranon green
No.284006
Anonymous
>>283965
The gays
No.284007
Anonymous
>>283965
nvm it was the aispammer whi was already threadshitting on co
No.284008
Anonymous
Replies:>>284013
>>284005
>Forageranon
Huh?
No.284009
Anonymous
>>283988
The Absolute Solver wanted to be inside Cyn. Literally.
No.284010
Anonymous
Image:176011095807.png(222kB, 920x937)Terros feels the beat.png
A new Cyn and Terros green
>Today was a calm morning on copper 9
>As the wind blows gently across the sky as Cyn relaxes within John s place
>Sipping on a cup of joe till they heard knocking on the door
>Getting up Cyn see who it was: it was Terros
>Cyn:"Oh hello Terros. What brings you here today?"
>Terros:"Good morning Ms.Cyn. I was wondering if you can help me with something?"
>Cyn:"Eh sure why not, I got nothing else to do. And also you can just call me Cyn"
>Terros steps inside
>Terros:"Sorry, it just that my father told us that it's an sign of respect to those who are much older than you. I'm sorry if it bothers you"
>Cyn:"None taken. So what problem do you have Terros?"
>Terros:"Well....I was wondering if....if you could teach me on how to dance?"
>Terros gave a "really" looked to Cyn when she said it
>Cyn:"Let me guess, J or the other told you about our old profession?"
>Terros:"Not really told me but I over heard them talking about it with Mr.Eye"
>Cyn:"I see...Well dancing isn't out our range of abilities since we're task to teach Tessa on dancing, especially for The Gala. So first things first show me what you got first and I'll dictate how much you need help with"
>So Terros tooken a deep breath and sighs
>She began dancing but it was very stiff and ragged. Almost like someone trying to puppeteer their movements but doesn't know at all
>Cyn only gave a very concerned look at Terrors
>"This is gonna be a long day" cyn said within her head
>-----
>3 hours have passed and Terros was getting annoyed
>Cause no matter what she did, no matter how many pointers Cyn gave she couldn't get it right
>Showing visible frustration as she jitter her hands like if she was manifesting a spell
>Cyn:"Hey let's take break Terros. You seem a bit winded an-"
>Terros:"NO I-....*sigh* sorry for raising my voice but we can't just yet....I'm almost there. I...I just figured out what I'm doing wrong..."
>Cyn:"Taking breaks will help you Terros. It helps clear the mind and relaxes your body."
No.284011
Anonymous
Image:176011100958.png(199kB, 1000x800)Cyn loves Terros smile.Reminds her so much of John.png
>>284010
>2/2
>Terros:"I know....but no matter how much pointers you gave out I some how mess up. EVEN WHEN I FOLLOWED IT STEP BY STEP I-"
>Terros pauses before taking a deep breath
>Cyn can tell she's getting more and more irritated by the second
>Terros:"...I just want to make sure I make a good impression on to them..."
>Cyn:"And who's that "them" your talking about?"
>Terros:"Mr.John...my sister told us that we liked someone we have to do something that they wouldn't forget...So I thought 'why not do dancing since dancing makes people look in awe'...I just wanted it to be perfect..."
>Cyn ponders for a few seconds before coming up with an idea
>Cyn:"I see what's your problem is Terros; you're over thinking that's all. You're worrying so much about getting right that your tripping yourself up. Try finding your happy place by letting your mind go."
>Terros was hesitant at first but went along with it
>Soon she began closing her eyes and slowly began draining her thoughts out as Cyn whispered things to hear
>And before she knew it she was on top of a green hill.
>The Sun gazing gently down her skin like a soothing blanket
>As water trickles down from a stream like fountain
>As the wind rustle against the leaves of the trees
>And Terros gotten up and looked around she saw a figure off in the distance
>So she approached the figure within the distance and smiled once she saw it's face
>It had a wonderful smile and before she knew it she began dancing with the figure as it smiled back at her
>Outside Cyn was shocked how relaxes Terros was. Moments ago she was stiff as a board but now her movements were smooth like water
>Another thing she noted when Terros was "getting the feel" is that she began humming a melody to herself
>It almost sounds like words trying to come out but was extremely muffled: but she was able to make out a single sentence from it ;"I can't deny it. Am I to fight it? Or be delighted?"
>Till felt a little tap on her shoulder: it was Blondie
>Blondie:"Pssst...what you two doing?"
>Cyn:"Oh hey Blondie, I'm teaching your sister on how to dance better. So far she's doing quiet well after 3 hours. Went from board like stiffness to a smooth dancer. Mostly trying to impress a new friend"
>Blondie couldn't help but smile with joy as her sister is out and about making new friends
>It bring tears to her eyes as she silently clap on her sister performance
>And before Cyn knew it she was dragged by Terros and spurned around like they were do-si-doing
>And the moment she looked back at Terros eyes she saw it
>Terros smile: oh how beautiful it look
>It was a wonderful smile indeed. Remind Cyn much of John, especially with that shine within her eyes
>Cyn couldn't help but smile back
>She'll be a wonderful bff for John
But also a wonderful friend to her as well
The End
No.284012
Anonymous
>>284010
Hedgehog looking motherfuckef
No.284013
Anonymous
Replies:>>284014
Image:176011133165.jpg(75kB, 850x948)1726981051733251.jpg
>>284008
Idk if there's been a compilation yet it was 17 or 18 parts on co in december 2023 based on picrel
No.284014
Anonymous
Replies:>>284015
>>284013
Oooh is that what that art is supposed to be based on?
No.284015
Anonymous
>>284014
Nah it is based on a request someone posted in October 2023 which was then drawn by mercurial and aliceanon, the requester then said he wanted to write based on that anyways.
The art is based on reference which was the same pov but with some ghostly sort of wendigo girl instead of Alice
No.284016
Anonymous
Image:176011297997.png(31kB, 708x361)Standing at an inconvenient time.png
Writefriend, where are the grens you saved? I don't see them on Booru. Are you planning on saving them in one big batch?
No.284017
Anonymous
Image:176011318591.png(488kB, 640x480)1726142053626726.png
>>284016
They're safely tucked away in the Greentext/Porn Vault at my secret headquarters.
You'll never be able to find them.
No.284018
Anonymous
Replies:>>284019
Image:176011356247.png(22kB, 918x564)Skinwatcher1.PNG
>>284017
>You'll never be able to find them
You sure? Check your closet
No.284019
Anonymous
Replies:>>284020
Image:176011366582.png(113kB, 323x326)1760030735977112.png
>>284018
You utter fool.
The only thing I keep in my closet is Genny and the N unit I kidnapped to use as a bargainin chip.
No.284020
Anonymous
Image:176011417895.png(205kB, 1266x848)1712440962356233.png
>>284019
I'd post another picture but the shitty camera I used for my skin detection program overheated so have this picture of X instead
No.284021
Anonymous
Image:176011426397.jpg(202kB, 923x778)1715010344746727.jpg
>>284020
Guess I win.
Also that's a nice picture of X.
No.284022
Anonymous
Replies:>>284024
>>284020
>>284021
does X like Halloween? does she run up to trick or treaters dressed as witches and ask them to reveal their secret black magicks to her?
No.284023
Anonymous
>>284020
The idiot!
No.284024
Anonymous
Replies:>>284026
Image:176011444374.jpg(721kB, 4800x4800)172344297709.jpg
>>284021
Yes you win this one, but I discovered a way to post flesh and not get droned

>>284022
She throws rocks at anyone she wearing a costume
No.284025
Anonymous
Replies:>>284027
>>284020
t-that was you?
No.284026
Anonymous
Image:176011473680.jpg(162kB, 860x1000)1708764480222860.jpg
>>284024
>She throws rocks at anyone wearing a costume
Yes, I will make another post fixing a mistake I made instead of deleting the post and reposting it without the mistake. What are you gonna do about it?
No.284027
Anonymous
Image:176011484773.png(2.12MB, 1280x1280)175177546345.png
>>284025
Yes, the white parts are my skin or at least things the program recognizes as skin
No.284028
Anonymous
New comic, new season, new merch, new game.
No.284029
Anonymous
>>284028
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment
No.284030
Anonymous
>>284028
two out of four. the absolute best we can hope for is a series of shorts, and that's being incredibly optimistic.
No.284031
Anonymous
>>284028
Nothing ever happens
No.284032
Anonymous
There are no stages between the pill baby and a full grown drone. Does this mean parents just put goo goo ga ga mind in an adult or they wait until the pill baby starts to act like a teen.
No.284033
Anonymous
>>284032
no stages that we know of
No.284034
Anonymous
Remember when Khan left his daughter to die but that's was forgotten by everyone in the show
No.284035
Anonymous
>>284032
The latter.
No.284036
Anonymous
Replies:>>284037
>>284034
Khan has a daughter?
No.284037
Anonymous
>>284036
Doors are his daughter. It's like he said in his interview for Time.
No.284038
Anonymous
>>284017
So you are not planning on uploading them? Why?
No.284039
Anonymous
Image:176011745527.jpg(492kB, 3376x2148)171468257660.jpg
>>284034
He felt regret for that and they probably made up in the time between episodes 2 and 3
No.284040
Anonymous
Horny drone
No.284041
Anonymous
Replies:>>284042
Image:176011755637.png(8kB, 1200x1200)8970b07da5ed9bb91455bbd56f4b5b2c.png
>>284040
No.284042
Anonymous
Replies:>>284044
>>284041
But. Where horn
No.284043
Anonymous
Replies:>>284052
Image:176011770182.png(219kB, 1000x1300)STOP THE CUBE AND ITS HORROR.png
Join the fbi today!
No.284044
Anonymous
Image:176011771130.png(203kB, 867x934)1700887738577999.png
>>284042
No.284045
Anonymous
Image:176011777108.png(680kB, 1858x1277)174062326278.png
>>284040
That's all drones, though. You need to be more specific.
No.284046
Anonymous
>>284044
The tongue is the horn of the drone.
No.284047
Anonymous
Were 8 episodes a mistake?
No.284048
Anonymous
No.284049
Anonymous
Replies:>>284051
Pumping
No.284050
Anonymous
>>284047
Yes, there should be as many episodes of MD as there are stars in the universe+1
No.284051
Anonymous
Image:176011957100.png(204kB, 581x880)9zq3yz.png
>>284049
Drones?
No.284052
Anonymous
Replies:>>284109
>>284043
Holy kek, hilarious stuff. Anon, is this a reference to something?
No.284053
Anonymous
Replies:>>284054
Staying up late for the direct. Got my sippy and blanket ready
No.284054
Anonymous
Replies:>>284055
>>284053
And the comically-sized lollipop too?
No.284055
Anonymous
Replies:>>284056
>>284054
No, mommy won't allow me to have sugar close to bedtime
No.284056
Anonymous
>>284055
Sucks to be you kiddo. But it's for the best.
No.284057
Anonymous
No.284058
Anonymous
No.284059
Anonymous
5 minutes
No.284060
Anonymous
I need that picture of N hugging a chicken plush
No.284061
Anonymous
final prediction: Uzi (off screen) promoting the comic and revealing the new merch
No.284062
Anonymous
hello every droney
No.284063
Anonymous
>+3 minutes
fucking really
No.284064
Anonymous
Image:176012328248.png(1.09MB, 2778x1284)IMG_0532.png
HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK
No.284065
Anonymous
Image:176012347057.png(1.48MB, 1184x864)Spoiler image
>>283993
Well, for now that's some kind of AU worldbuilding project, but I'm open for suggestions.
No.284066
Anonymous
yeah add yet another show, you idiots, I'm sure nothing could go wrong with taking on 4 animated series at once
No.284067
Anonymous
Replies:>>284113
>>284065
oh that is friggin tuff
No.284068
Anonymous
Replies:>>284071
>>284066
Murder drones is over, bud.
No.284069
Anonymous
>>284066
Pretty sure GLITCH is only acting as a producer for Lackadaisy
No.284070
Anonymous
>>284064
I remember him from pony movies, bruh
No.284071
Anonymous
>>284068
TADC, TGD, KOG, and now Lackadaisy
can you count, pal?
No.284072
Anonymous
Replies:>>284074
I'm disappointed hearing about the comic plot being just a retell of the show
No.284073
Anonymous
>>284071
Nyo. Me thwee.
No.284074
Anonymous
>>284072
trust me, that's preferable to this writer having free reign over a sequel/prequel and fucking up the canon
No.284075
Anonymous
Basically just fanservice for shippers
No.284076
Anonymous
predictions for what we'll see in the music video?
my bets are:
>NUzi being lovey-dovey
>Cyn (tail) scheming
>V still killing innocents for the funni
>J drifting through space in her ship
>Lizzy showing pics of V to Doll's corpse
>Alice and Beau's corpses being ravaged by sentinels just as a middle finger to anyone who liked them
No.284077
Anonymous
Replies:>>284078
>>284076
I can imagine them not bothering with J at all. If they do, it will probably be a joke at her expense.
No.284078
Anonymous
>>284077
Adding another J dying counter.
No.284079
Anonymous
Replies:>>284082
>>284071
Again, the announcement made it sound like GLITCH is only acting as a producer for Lackadaisy. There is a stark difference between producing a show and directly making a show
No.284080
Anonymous
Replies:>>284083
Do you think they would acknowledge Tessa in the music video or just brush that off again?
No.284081
Anonymous
the furry show is going to be hidden behind the paywall. they're testing the water. what's next
No.284082
Anonymous
Replies:>>284084
>>284079
they're still providing some level of support, and that adds further strain to their resources. it's taking them months between episodes, to the point they're not continuing TGD until late spring of next year at the earliest. they don't need to spread themselves any thinner
No.284083
Anonymous
>>284080
almost guaranteed they make no reference to her.
No.284084
Anonymous
>>284082
I wonder if their work culture is still shitty. I thought I remember them improving on it, as their Glassdoor reviews seem to be better.
No.284085
Anonymous
Replies:>>284086
Image:176012523597.png(1.80MB, 1920x1080)vlcsnapdaima2.png
Just hire another asian dude. simple
No.284086
Anonymous
Replies:>>284087
>>284085
Liam Vickers
No.284087
Anonymous
>>284086
That's Goku, retard.
No.284088
Anonymous
In five years Glitch will become Disney
No.284089
Anonymous
Replies:>>284111
>>284010
>>284011
Nice. Thanks for the art and green, anon.
No.284090
Anonymous
Replies:>>284113
>>284065
Holy fucking damn. Awesome.
No.284091
Anonymous
>>284088
I'm sad that indie animation would just be corporate conglomerates. I guess that was always the case with things like Mondo Media and Rooster Teeth, though.
No.284092
Anonymous
>>284088
They already are, anon, or rather, they've always been. Glitch is a commercial company, like Disney, they literally do what all commercial companies do without exception: increase profits, reduce costs.
No.284093
Anonymous
Replies:>>284113
>>284065
Do you have a social media account I can follow
No.284094
Anonymous
I am going to make a bet, just to be contrarian, that the music video will reference everything, we will get an alice scene, the dead campers, J doing something and not jobbing, nori, more raptors being tamed.
No.284095
Anonymous
Replies:>>284132
Image:176012672406.jpg(105kB, 969x544)G2zGES9WsAAX7b4.jpeg
No.284096
Anonymous
>>283881
Huh???
No.284097
Anonymous
Replies:>>284103
Image:176012679031.png(2.21MB, 1080x6724)2895724574256.png
The die grinder toothbrush is a cute detail, but Uzi still unnecessarily using her Solver powers to hold it reminds me of this comic.
No.284098
Anonymous
what's your fave wearing for Halloween?
No.284099
Anonymous
Replies:>>284111
Image:176012698309.png(575kB, 1404x2808)Cyn and Terros green.png
>>284011
Neat crossover, very nice work!
Had to cap these ones different than I usually do as standard enlargement resulted in text being offset in a highly unsatisfactory way
No.284100
Anonymous
>>284076
I love how cynical we've gotten about MD and Liam.
No.284101
Anonymous
>>284100
Liam's got nothing to do with the MV, I'd bet my left nut on it
No.284102
Anonymous
>>284064
KEK yeah I have seen this used in md edits and some aifag on co made versions of their songs being sung by Ongezellig characters, it could be worse
In times were nothing is ever happening this is the biggest happening possible since it means there IS a chance this could give new renders or even animation of Alice/Beau anyone else we would not see again otherwise.
Realistically it will just be the MCs again tho or even reused clips, not getting my hopes up
No.284103
Anonymous
>>284097
just git gud scrub lmao
No.284104
Anonymous
>>284016
They are currently saved locally, with upload to the booru itself happening whenever I get both spare time & sufficient motivation. Currently it's a deficiency of the latter that's responsible for the lack of uploads on my part
No.284105
Anonymous
Replies:>>284106
preg
No.284106
Anonymous
No.284107
Anonymous
Image:176012765416.jpg(754kB, 2048x1800)tumblr_5e8a299b159f00e2c56887d298f01ebb_d5330e70_2048.jpg
Calling and Tessa
No.284108
Anonymous
>>284100
>we've
Speak for yourself
No.284109
Anonymous
Replies:>>284112
>>284052
Interception Cube. The fbi agents you see during I think the first or second video as per the olva-tober challenge
No.284110
Anonymous
peepee
No.284111
Anonymous
Replies:>>284116
Image:176012807371.gif(125kB, 220x124)By the cynallah I'm blessed.gif
>>284099
>>284089
Im glad you like it
No.284112
Anonymous
>>284109
Fuck, that's right. I haven't rewatched Cube in so long I've already forgotten.
No.284113
Anonymous
Replies:>>284117
Image:176012821722.png(1.56MB, 1184x864)Spoiler image
>>284067
>>284090
>>284093
Thanks! Well, kinds. r*ddit/1_Am_Andrew_Ryan/
And just to be clear - no, I'm not an artist. I'm a writer and also a designer who does some AI stuff. These gorgeous sketches above were drawn on my commission by himeramera. You can follow him on Telegram, on Boosty, or Tumblr.
No.284114
Anonymous
with the way people talk about cube I kinda thought there would be more than 22 minutes of it
No.284115
Anonymous
Image:176012838364.png(843kB, 3044x1864)Icarus Scabdog.png
The second of the terrible three has arrived.
No.284116
Anonymous
>>284111
>I gently open the door
No.284117
Anonymous
Replies:>>284145
>>284113
Alright thanks
No.284118
Anonymous
Replies:>>284121
>>284115
Can I pet it?
No.284119
Anonymous
Image:176012867949.jpg(281kB, 1080x1212)mydog.jpeg
>>284115
IF I HAD ONE WISH ITD BE TO BRING MY DOG BACK
No.284120
Anonymous
Replies:>>284125
>>284076
>Nuzi loves-dovex
100%, I hope there'll be other stuff between them and cynwalker
>Cyn
Also guaranteed, I hope for the maid form tho.
>V killing
Probably
>J drifting through space
I doubt they'll add her in that way since that meant her repairs were successfull, J's entire marketing gig is being a Jobber now. She'll be there but probably just to job
>Lizzy
Likely, she was in 8 as comic relief and I think the lerdwichagauls like this kind of character, I think it isn't impossible for Doill to appear even, after all GlitchInn denying Doill lead to them having to reverse the answer and stop answering lore stuff entirely
>Alice and Beau/middle finger to fans
Idk, in the sense you described would be pretty retarded from a marketing view, altho kevin iirc(or whoever was part of the 2nd BTS) does definitely not like Alice at all. I hope they appear with at least a few new renders, if not animated, it would feel entirely unreal tho, too good to be true, maybe they'll just recycle scenes tho and besides the song this entire vid will be old news.
If they do go for what you proposed tho then yeah they can get fucked, would be the most soulless and loreless act so far
>>284100
It's not even cynical it's realistic, I'd even consider a new AMV excellent and it far surpasses all I imagined could come from this even since this means a chance of seeing characters again we would otherwise never hear from again at all.
No.284121
Anonymous
>>284118
>You can pet it
>once.
No.284122
Anonymous
>>284119
That's the kind of shit N gets gifted from Uzi
No.284123
Anonymous
Replies:>>284124
>>283953
every time new merch is announced, fiend makes a drawing of it
No.284124
Anonymous
Image:176012937336.jpg(87kB, 800x420)cookie-gets-lost-in-the-sauce-when-he-dives-straight-into-his-meal-is-now-going-viral-on-tiktok.jpg
>>284123
Because I am HAPPY
I LIEK BEING FED NEW CONTENT, EVEN IF ITS MERCH
AND I WILL BUY THE MERCH BECAUSE I LUV THE GOOBERS
No.284125
Anonymous
Replies:>>284135
>>284120
>kevin iirc(or whoever was part of the 2nd BTS) does definitely not like Alice at all
qrd?
No.284126
Anonymous
Replies:>>284130
Image:176012947440.png(240kB, 809x813)6mhf83.png
>N spontaneously blowing his own head off during foreplay, transforming into matter collection mode so he can fug you harder
No.284127
Anonymous
Replies:>>284133
>>284124
This does mean that you will redraw the AmB entierly right? Because you vill be happy to draw a throusand frames? RIGHT
No.284128
Anonymous
>>284124
Cute bat
No.284129
Anonymous
>>284124
Fiend's gotta CONSOOOOOOOM
No.284130
Anonymous
>>284126
thats not gonna turn him into a centipede, he just grows his head back
No.284131
Anonymous
Poozi Shitman
No.284132
Anonymous
>>284095
i recognize these panels
No.284133
Anonymous
Image:176012993974.png(722kB, 960x989)410209801_1579292896221134_2050172028373367882_n.png
>>284127
I am aware that I tend to hate myself internally. But I am not enough masochistic enough to animate and draw one hundred frames.

actually I don't like animation a lot as a technique, I'm not too personally patient to do animation, but problably animatics at most
No.284134
Anonymous
>>284115
Holy shit, this creature looks like it came out of hell itself.
No.284135
Anonymous
Replies:>>284139
Image:176013008565.jpg(2.80MB, 3482x2476)174784428357.jpg
>>284125
I didn't rewatch it but essentially Alice was being asked for since start of the stream, we spents like 30 minutes on the gala and tessas room before getting to 6 which was the surface/then CFL's surroundings and the rest of the interior which was extremely large and even had a basement modeled under the lobby along with a bunch of hallways with stairs and small lobbies behind glaspanels which we never saw in 6 (and the 'totem' of all characters of the ep except amda and doll being merged together, Alice is almost a whole head taller than Uzi and closer to V's height than Uzi's, picrel)
Eventually we saw Amda's scene and then got to Alice since the chat kept asking for her only to end up with like 7 minutes max spent on her and a bunch of that was given to cores in the oven too. Now I think he is not exactly a fan of her due to him reading Alice being asked for in the chat and taking like a minute to get there as if he didn't know who that was, then there was barely any talk about her or any interesting bts info he should have had, I remember the only significant comments from him were
>(Looking at her ID) That was like, before she became a hillbilly
>(Looking at Alice standing with Uzi and looking at her choker) She looks like a giraffe
It's not scandalous but FUCK it was so short and they mentioned nothing at all, so few positions with Alice. Idk it was too short and commentary was incredibly lacking in my memory.
I had thr impression they were both really not interested, they had nothing to add, was just awkward there look, then getting distracted by other stuff like cores before just switching to smth else again
No.284136
Anonymous
Replies:>>284140
>>284124
that ain't spaghetti...
No.284137
Anonymous
Image:176013011721.png(25kB, 1200x760)AGONANDPET.png
No.284138
Anonymous
>>284115
> "yeah right and dogs can fly"
> this thing swoops overhead
> "...fuck."
No.284139
Anonymous
>>284135
And apparently N is ever so slightly taller than Tessa if you look at fingers
No.284140
Anonymous
No.284141
Anonymous
Replies:>>284146
I need the J loaf...
No.284142
Anonymous
Image:176013037876.jpg(34kB, 430x417)Jloaf.jpg
No.284143
Anonymous
Image:176013047555.jpg(44kB, 678x452)images - 2025-10-10T220651.295.jpeg
>>283751
Yes...in fanfics
No.284144
Anonymous
Image:176013050108.jpg(284kB, 1129x676)Peakier Blinders.jpg
>>284064
No.284145
Anonymous
Image:176013050772.png(1.27MB, 1248x832)Spoiler image
>>284117
You're welcome
No.284146
Anonymous
Replies:>>284147
>>284141
>j leaps onto your dinner table, lifts her skirt, and makes straining noises as she squats over your plate
No.284147
Anonymous
>>284146
But anon, J loaf doesn't have a skirt
>>284142
No.284148
Anonymous
>>284064
this is worse than nothing
No.284149
Anonymous
Image:176013077122.jpg(90kB, 662x1024)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by bloodsporttale - 539f072d7d2319d0d4f84c7af1204941.jpg
>>284143
There's only one way for J to get her happy ending...
No.284150
Anonymous
Replies:>>284166
Image:176013078982.png(1.08MB, 1274x1274)goober.png
No.284152
Anonymous
Image:176013096652.png(109kB, 448x586)El sonrisas.png
Hey Friend, how about a new Thread?
>>284151 >>284151
>>284151 >>284151
>>284151 >>284151
>>284151 >>284151
>>284151 >>284151
>>284151 >>284151
No.284166
Anonymous
Image:176013186782.gif(260kB, 220x189)american-psycho.gif
>>284150
No.284220
Anonymous
>>284119
I guess that's one way of making them immortal...
No.284266
Anonymous
>>284142
Eww a loaf
No.284457
Anonymous
>>284143
Nah she deserves a bad ending