Hello, have you ever considered on having a Drone? Just $3000, a very cheap price just for you. The magnetic Booru: https://dronebooru.co The wheel with enchanting OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf And it's modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The surpassing OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The last Thread: >>277491
>>280197 >Beretta heard the door open. >She saw Jane in her ridiculous rat costume and was looling more angry and miserable than usual. >"You're back early. Did trick or treating go well?" >Beretta was ansered by a bag being thrown in her face as Jane stormed off again. >Beretta looked inside and found it was filled with nuts and acrews. >Well, if she's not gonna eat them... >Well, if she's not gpnna eat them.
just got a writeup from HR for "encouraging inappropriate behavior (dress code violations)" ffs, all I did was give my coworker a headpat and said she did a good job, how the hell was I supposed to know she'd decide that was a reason to get full body human supremacist decals?!
>>280345 She's got half-Solver eyes and we know how Cyn feels about Anon, plus the fact that Uzi's totally just tsundere for humans and wouldn't rip one in half abruptly for a gag.
>If you're wondering why the bocce balls in the break room are under lock and key now, it's because Dr. Paloian thought it would be funny to give some to Subject 002. As funny as the idea of drones stuffing balls down their tops to make it look like they have breasts is, encouraging Nori's antics is NOT funny.
Do you want to eat like your favorite DD? Well here's a recipe for you! >Flesh Of Mammal And Crustacean >3 Monster Energy's >Sour Strips >Heart Of Bovine >Dump The Flesh Of Mammal And Crustacean Into A Large Pot >Pour The 3 Monster Energies Into Pot >Dump Heart Into Pot >Boil Until It's Cooked Enough To Not Kill You >Dump Mess Into Bowl >Open Sour Strips Packet And Dump Into Bowl >Stir Until Fully Mixed >Consume Hope you enjoy my recipe!
>>280369 Hold on combining this culinary atrocity with Sundae Ramen may actually be a good idea. It could be like other wires and the nuts and marshmallows organs and components
>>280326 Glad you liked it, the tonge stuff was stuck in the back of my head since the first part of theis green, it's going to be more "vanilla" next time
Kek, military service in the Union is literally heaven on earth, surrounded by hot drone girls who are just clinging to you. Let's not mention the pelvic replacement bills, the state pays for everything) In that case, serving with terrorists should be the complete opposite: surrounded by embittered comrades who, like you, last ate a normal meal a year ago and showered even earlier; constant, grueling physical labor that tests your body and spirit, but most importantly: NO SEX WITH DRONES! Only valiant service to restore humanity's former glory!
>>280373 Legit ong pluh Seriously I always felt she would be a bit dry or porous even, like some dusty drywall or jermed beef, but she looks wet on all these images, has to be since her flesh is alive and wouldn't reflect otherwise. Damn. Krabbenheimer du egelige greadur 😭
We have 3 characters with any kind of nationality attached to them in canon, Tessa is Australian, Doll is Russian and Alice is Appalachian/Southern US...what if Tessa were Austrian, Doll Mongolian and Alice...southern american?canadian?
>>280402 >Be anon >Work a shitty job >But what's worse is that you live alone in a shitty rented apartment >You earn so little that you can't even afford a damn work drone with that damn mortgage >You finally decide to fix this shit >You buy a book from a dealer that will solve all your problems >"Capital" by Karl Mark >You become filled with class hatred and begin agitating among your colleagues >Soon, all the employees at your company begin to believe not in God, but in communism >The time has come >You organize a union >STRIKE! >The entire company is paralyzed, and management asks you to negotiate as the union leader >Finally, now you will fix everything, including your life and the lives of your comrades! >... >Be anon. >Work a shitty job >But at least you have a SD-J that meets you in a shitty rented apartment >You wonder if it would be cheaper for the company to raise your salaries than to buy a few hundred SD-Js >But you don't care much about that, you only care about your drone wife and your pillbaby
>>280411 >You wonder if it would be cheaper for the company to raise your salaries Drones are tax deductible and remember, the state will subsidise your household for each child you have with a drone
>>280413 >"I hope humans are sitting pretty there on earth, because I'm coming to fuck them" And she would become incredibly depressed once she learns all the humans are dead, or that at least the paradise world that was earth is destroyed
>>280418 Uhm, citizen on what planet do you live? It seems your administration didn't order/receive the vite wombs and artificial inseminators that should be distributed to the drones to let them sire biological (enough) children with humans
>>280411 >But at least you have a SD-J that meets you in a shitty rented apartment >But you don't care much about that, you only care about your drone wife and your pillbaby This is fucking scary, living in a rented apartment and having a baby, it's realism induced horror
>>280427 Worry not, the government is working on the affordable housing edict, though we have to clean up a lot solver infested habitation blocks first
>>280430 Oh war wagie, get back in the solver cagey. Remember you agreed to this as long as we let you get a human wife (you won't find one all women are with drones) also your sentinel squad leader WILL call medevac if you get as much as scratched by a mutant and after that you will enjoy a month in the hospital run only by drones
>>280432 >As an act of goodwill and to build relationships with the Liquidator Corps, the Sentinel Corps provides liquidators with free treatment in hospitals staffed by sentinel drones >Several dozen drones are always competing for just one nurse position, so the service is truly top-notch >However, such intense competition isn't just due to a desire to help wounded human soldiers >Statistically, over 90 percent of liquidators have no relationship whatsoever, either with humans or, especially, with drones >Harper clearly didn't expect this when she proposed the hospital idea
>>280413 >N is subconsciously reminded of V's old self by Emily >V is immediately reminded of who she was before she got mindbroken and corrupted and bimbofied by Emily
A blondie sibling green >It was a calm late night >As blondie woken from her rest as for the call of mother nature called >As blondie walks back from her room she heard the noise >Despite being bit in a daze she listen carefully to the noise: humming >She followed where its coming from and it lead straight to her sister's room. Terros room >They slowly open the door and see her sitting there painting >Blondie:"Terros....what you're doing?" >Terros:"Ah sister, dont mind me. I'm merely painting" >Blondie:"What your painting?" >As blondie rubs her screen some more to get a better vision >Terros:"Isn't obvious? I'm drawing their smiles" >Blondie:"Their smiles? Well isn't that nice...But mind telling me this; why in red?" >Blondie vision became better as she saw the painting more better >Blacken boxes with red smiles but yet other features not blacken out >Terros:"Sure! I was looking at old paintings and posters that father had within his studies and use them as inspiration to make these art! Dont they have beautiful smiles" >Blondie hear all the excitement within her voice as she keep on talking about the paintings >It fills her heart with joy to see her sister smile and joy >Blondie simply smiles as this what her father felt with her drawings when she was little >Blondie:"Terros" >Terros:"Yes sister?" >Blondie:"Do you know what time it is?" >Terros pause for a moment before answering >Terros:"I...I actually dont know what time is it?" >Blondie:"It's 2 within the morning . I think someone staying up a bit too late and you know how our father feels if we stay up too late." >Terros:"It is? Oh my I better head to bed....but before I sleep sis' mind telling me something; do you think they'll like the painting, especially father?" >Blondie smiles some more as she gave a small kiss to her sister forehead >Blondie:"They're gonna love it as I love it sister. Especially with father" >Terros:"Thank you big sis. Goodnight" >Blondie:"Goodnight Terros" >As blondie left her sister's room, turning off the light >Humming to herself as her heart is felt with not with only joy >But with pride of doing her job and being the best sister around >She's happy on being a older sister >Drifting off to bed as she excited for tomorrow: for tomorrow is gonna be a good day The End
Getting real weird with it: >Post-Good Ending But Uzi And N Are Terrified Of Having Children With Each Other Because They Think Any Child Two Solver Hosts Could Have Together Would Just Be The Robo-Antichrist So Uzi Has A Child By Convincing Thad To Be A Surrogate For N And/Or N Has A Child By Convincing Some Worker Drone Girl (Most Likely Lizzy) To Be s A Surrogate For Uzi
>>280499 The little cunt got drunk again and started spouting bullshit about drone superiority and complaining that sentinel drones are taking all the human men. I've noticed a pattern, these incidents are happening more and more often; it seems she really is lonely.
>The epidemic of femcelism among drones is only gaining momentum: according to a recent survey, one in five drones considers themselves femcel. Videos are increasingly popular on internet in which female drones accuse sentinels and male drones of causing widespread loneliness among other drones, calling for them to "divide everything fairly."
Anon, this is not healthy shit, we need to do something to stop it.
>>280502 This is a supply problem, there simply isn't enough humans around for every drone, the Unions only solution as of now is to popularize polygamy, a long term solution is in the human on drone breeding program, offspring produced by a human/drone pair develops quicker and as such can increase supply quicker, the fact that those individuals require cybernetics to function normally is a small sacrifice
There's a 70-30 chance if a drone impregnated by a human will give birth to a pillbaby or a human Couples are encouraged to have as many children as possible, tax breaks and additional monetary bonuses will be given to human-drone married couples that have children
>>280508 Don't forget about the colony settlement program, where every family that signs up for the program will be provided with a large plot of land for free to conduct farming.
>Get my DNA test back >0.6% Solver corruption >0.6% away from being able to spend my life jacking off for money It's never been more over than now, lads.
>>280522 >Anon before a disassembly drone squad broke into his home >Another warrior of humanity has been crushed by the Union's merciless suppression machine, and soon he will become the father of more pillbabies, that will swell the army of archenemy
>>280515 >>280520 Try to get into one of the state run nanite purification programs, it should remove about ~2% and it's proven to be able to remove all traces of corruption
>>280519 Worry not the Federation will become the new supply >>280521 >>280522 We just need to "relocate" thier populace, the drone workers in charge of the integration program will take care of the rest
>>280527 Pavo is the final boss of robohomo. >Sentinel Drone offspring have a notably higher chance of carrying immunity code >SD surrogates are in high demand, should a second war ever begin >Pavo himself provides over 80% of the "material" for that program
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>Tessa has got some weird kinks because his hand is currently at her (former) stomach and pancreas.
>>277677 >>277969 >>280175 Ever had a bad idea that just keeps on giving? More of the undead courtship, loosely inspired by the scene in Hotel Transylvania where the guy was “feeling up” a skeleton. Hotel Transylvania - Keep Your Hands Out Of My Wife It admittedly didn’t quite turn out as I had hoped. I originally wanted Beauregard to stick his hands in one of the openings in Tessa’s ribcage, but I made the openings too small and the hands too big for that. Meaning we will have to settle for him sticking his hand up her ribcage from below.
>>280531 Extremely neat, I was considering doing the same with drones, their middle is soft and the chest is 'open from below', imagine poking the core like that
>>280530 >A few generations later, most Sentinel Drones are direct descendants of Pavo >Including your wife >TFW you realize where your son got that amazing ass
>>280555 Yeah, Honestly I think Healene is a better name for her, I think calling her a slut all the time is a bit mean, even if I wrote her as a sex traficker/Illegal pornographer drone
>>280556 Well, we're writing about drones as lustful robots that crave humans, so I suspect the black market for anything human-related (including our fluids) is going to be pretty damn huge.
By the way, thanks for the new parts of greentext, anon, how soon will there be a continuation?
>Tessa has been chained up and can't go on Halloween this year. >She watches The Molly show in her room one of her ways to cope with her miserable life. >Her drones made her a Molly costume. >She love it although she's still stuck inside.
>Beauregard is calling. >He asked which costume would fit him. >She thinks he will good in any costume. >He made a joke about Tessa being in a skeleton costume.
>There’s knocking on her room door. >Each time, it's a different drone of the ones Tessa adopted. >They are asking for trick or treats. >She didn't have anything to give them also can drones human candy?
>She turned around, and see a bowl of batteries with a strange three arrows symbols. >She try not to think about it, and just hand over the treats. >Today Halloween wasn’t one of her best but it was nice to have some moments of peace.
>>280548 >Anon's afraid the Pavo codeline will make his son a gay boy, and "subtly" tries to make him a ladies' man, getting him interested in cool stuff like fighter jets and action movies >Said son winds up joining the Sentinel Reserve Corps, which means he's spending all his time with dudes, fuck >One day he comes home with his base's weapon technician, a twiggy-looking guy who stammers and blushes a lot >Anon nearly collapses with relief >His son's a top, that's all he could hope for
>>280607 Idk, I have no clue for these mouths, I only made stuff up for the interior. The mouths are one of the most unrealistic aspects of drones so likely they had to use AS for them as well.
>Page caching was rewritten. Please report it if the boards are behaving suspiciously. Is this something we should be worried about? Should I come back in 2 dsys?
To writefriends that are currently suffering from being too busy with life to actually write anything complex and long. Just remember, it always gets worse
>>280624 Yeah and I hope that your bed will eternally have enough miscellaneous crumbs on it to feel uncomfortable to sleep on, and they will never come off no matter how much you clean your bed
>>280637 >NTA I'm unsure, but it sounds like it's connexted to format the uploading of files, displaying images and probably more important shit that I really have no time to look at https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Page_cache
>>280633 Doll (forma de fantasma) ghosts into Lizzy's room to see that Lizzy fell asleep cuddling her corpse, is hit with simultaneous feelings of bueno, pity, concern, and maybe a touch of love.
>>280669 trapping me in a car for 5 hours, then a shared hotel room for 2 days, then a car for another 5 hours, all to attend an obligatory family function. also partially lobotomizing me.
Why didn't Uzi just use Solver powers to make herself taller? Unless...what if Solver powers can't do that? What if that's the real goal of The Solver, build enough power up so they can make themselves taller
>Fun Nightly Spooky /md/ OC Facts: Jane once tried making out with one of the many skeletons left over from the core collapse out of desperation. She did it only once as her lips got stuck to the ice and it took a lot of convincing on how this was completely normal Drone behavior before getting help
>>280687 Silly little Fugue and Smile ties! Pick 'em up and watch 'em bonk each other! Watch their heads roll toward each other and get dangerously close to kissing! Watch Fugue's smile intensify as Smiledrone starts to sweat! Stop doing that because that's like some dude's personification or something!
>>280092 Didn't have enough time or energy to reply earlier and wanted to consider it all before, anyhow now >but she's still a villain at the end of the day. Don't try to change this. Own it. I would, I did once with Cyn, but for Alice unironically no, she isn't. Alice acts as antagonist to Uzi and the protags, sure she is a villain to their story, to Uzi's surely. But look at things without sympathies, just their actions and Uzi (5 campers at the very least. She was arguably under the influence, which she is for all her kills (since it is a convenient evasion to being responsible, narratively) but she DID take the lives of 5 completely innocent drones)is unironically far more villainous then Alice, while N, V and Cyn don't even need mentioning in this comparison. I honestly understand your position and why you think that way, lots of people love Uzi for legitimate reasons and your arguments are sincere, yet in the end there is more to it and Alice is in universe just not as simple or evil as so often made out, narrative=/=lore. To keep it concise enough and actually helpful I'll just adress what you seemingly see as the root of all evil, Alice's ambush on the protags. >She abducted Uzi. N, and V, despite any of them actually doing anything to Alice. All they did was walk down a hallway she didn't like them walking down. Yes, none of them did anything to HER, yet. What was N and Uzi's first reaction to seeing Beau tho? I have doubts that they expected him to run, nevertheless evade, shooting is one way to deal with it, but they totally were ready to accept a shot baby, doesn't matter if it's comical it happened. If the ambush segment were played on its own, isolated, to an audience with no prior sympathies, everyone would react to narrative and subtle morals as Uzi's group ending up with payback for trying to kill, rushing ahead careless and paying for it. this is hypothetical of course, but do you see how limited narrative and faniliar tropes/morals influence and audience's perception and who they root for? On a way larger scale that is impossible to explore in a post here, this lore=/=narrative conflict stretches through the entirety of Alice's scenes, this segment is filled to the brim with layers and so on but anyways. Point being, Uzi's group was more 'justified' to shot at Beau given their prior experiences and context of the episode, and if you'd look at the greater picture like this considering Alice's life and experiences, her actions are suddenly far more practical and careful even >All they did was walk down a hallway she didn't like them walking down. >She abducted Uzi, N and V, despite any of them actually doing anything to Alice Alice had at this point been living alone for 20 years as sole in-the-labs survivor of the core collapse and sentinel hostility, she wasn't just alone and 'crazy', no she also ended up figuring out how DDs are dangerous and how to deal with them, likely with info from the labs, everything else would be insane luck+skill, so, knowing their relation to the solver, OFC she cannot let them pass. (Alice being aware of her own 'sentinel/guardian' role is shown in her outburst at Beau 'they can't leave the office[...]', hinting that she's well aware DDs want something in the labs and she was not just worried about N getting AWAY but rather him getting FURTHER) With that context and previous bodycount she was of course going to act, but the very manner of her approach and even treatment gives away this wasn't just predation, she captured them and while she did absolutely intend on decoring V and N she was in no rush. Remember we know N and V, to Alice they are just DDs and bycatch of getting Uzi, Cyn was regarded similiarly I assume since she is ignored completely by Alice.
In the Alice did wait until they woke up, she did not decapitate V at Uzi's request either. Reacting to Uzi, N and V was always necessary, she could just have sent sentinels on them immediately but rather caught them and was interested in Uzi, I can not credibly see her starting to go at Uzi had Uzi done nothing, Alice is antagonistic, not a villainess by any objective standard seriously, rather heroic even. Yes, brutal and cruel and definitely enjoying herself, but directed and not mindless in the violence she uses the pic was meant to be for some point about how Alice's lifestyle wasn't chosen but rather necessarily adapted, she cannot afford by any means to let them walk around in CFL and could have been way rougher in reaction. Also felt the Hare's and Alice's eyes have a similiar look and vibe
>>280707 These two look like a pair of jolly good friends I sure hope that no misfortune befalls them! LIAM PLEASE I NEED SEASON 2 I'M GOING FUCKING BANANAS!
Season 2 never mostly due to the "Holy War" starting in 4 months, not sure why they didn't just call it WW3 though maybe it was an ironic thing? You know the funniest part of this conflict is that it all started over a ham sandwich? Seriously.
>>280742 I am being serious. It is absolutely embarrassing that most of the fiction written here is so heavily divorced from what happened in the show. Is is as if the writers here did not watch the show or do not actually like it, as they clearly cannot accept what happened in it. The NUzi kids are probably the worst example of this. They were all created before the show ended, but their stories were never updated to mesh with the big twists that came about when the show concluded. It's like reading fanfiction where Darth Vader isn't Luke's father because someone didn't watch Empire Strikes Back or didn't like it.
>>280744 This has got to be bait. The Nuzi kid stories literally were updated to reflect that, Negev being a major example on how the ending of episode 8 ties into her character fearing Uzi's world ending potential
>>280750 Beretta was also literally changed into a solver monster like creature instead of just being a Worker Drone to reflect this as well. Which makes me believe one of two things >A) This Anon hasn't actually bothered paying attention to or reading the shit he's criticizing >B) This Anon is trolling and is about to make a big spiel about how OC ruined these threads
>>280750 >>280751 ALSO! Beretta's story became more complex as instead of Uzi being an absent dickhole, Uzi is actually just way too busy dealing with the fallout of her having The Solver trapped within her along with all the shit involving the DDs without a leader or purpose
>>280750 >>280751 >>280752 AND NEED WE NOT FORGET! How the entire Post-Good Ending AKA Post-show timeline doesn't really focus much on Uzi anyways? And is more of a "What Now" deal since the major threat has been eliminated? Sure there's one good criticizism you can give it and that is the fact that aside from droplets of information, we haven't really dared to explore Uzi and N's perspectives in this "new world". But then again that's all because this idea developed purely from Beretta and her limited focus or understanding, it's more for slice of life stuff and sometimes tragedy such as the What If scenarios involving Auntie Cyn actually being The Solver and taking Beretta as a host. If you have an issue FUCKING FIX IT YOURSELF OR ADD TO THE DISCUSSION
do you think Valentine prefers one variety of human blood over another? does Homo Anonymous & Homo Umbra blood taste different to Homo Sapien blood? I can only imagine it must right?
Being a Blood Thrall of Valentine aint so bad sure, do you have no blood? are you constantly cold? is your body spotted with boils and other signs of illness? Yes. But at least you keep some free will, I think? Valentine told me we do, and I listen to my ladies command. The worst part is Lil Servant duty, those freaky flies scare me and peck at me. It hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts
>>280775 It's funny to remember her father deeply resented her for being an incompetent, socially inept buffoon, and becoming a mosquito person did nothing to help that
>>280770 homo sapien >dark red, copper-y, slightly sour, an undeniable classic enjoyed by hemovores all throughout history homo umbra >lightless black, thicker, warm taste, the hot cocoa of bloods homo anonymous >bright candy red, sickeningly sweet, floral, overwhelming to the untrained palate homo BOXON >intense crimson, coagulates rapidly, plastic-y taste, designed not to be drunk Solver vitae >delicious, makes you feel better, keep drinking it keep drinking it keep drinking it keep drinking it keep drinking it keep drinking it keep drinking it keep drinking it keep drinking it keep drinking it keep drinking it keep drinking it keep drinking it keep drinking it keep drinking it keep drinking it
>>280775 As a proletarian, true to the ideas of Marx, I hate her with every part of my being and at the first opportunity I would destroy her with the force of my dick.
I’m getting back into 3D work especially Halloween theme. remind me, what was that 3D artist vibe Anon said I gave off? Something like Nariom Dark ? I need inspiration.
>Hunger >The Hunger Valentine felt in this moment was seemingly endless >the hallways of the manor were covered in claw marks and signs of damage >the dining room, a horrific site of bloodshed, saw a table torn asunder and plates thrown all over. >from what was either stupidity or laziness or both, Valentine had not eaten meat and blood in a few days, surviving purely off servants she would pick up and drain. >now she had never felt so empty, so hollow, so strained >as a noble she never knew hunger, never felt starvation. Sure she would be denied dinner ever so often by her Father but she had plenty of snacks in her room to keep her by. And of course her mother sneaking her dinner anyways when her father did not look. >but this, this was indescribable. >she was a rabid beast searching the outside of her mansion for any human prey, barely cognizant of her actions or surrounding. >she had devolved to a mere predator animal, or bug in her case, tearing through the lands looking for sustenance. She could not even form words at this stage of starvation, just meaningless hissing and roars >her servants tried to help calm her, the ones she did not immediately snatch and consume brought her small trinkets of blood such as squirrels that did very little to keep her going. But they sufficed. >Valentine barely resembled the person she was before on a good day, but in her current state she as far from a noble as she ever appeared. Her clothes were torn to shreds, mostly from clawing at herself >eventually through her rampage she caught glimpse of salvation, her mouth drooling with blood and saliva at the mere presence of food. >or, that would be assuming she could still see. She did not see the Mutated Deer she would soon feast upon as her world had become a mix of inky black and bright red. She more accurately sensed the food. >the kill was quick and ferocious, Valentine leapt on top of the deer at lighting fast speeds just as it thought of running from her. >She could not hold in her excitement, her hunger, she torn into the neck of the deer as a savage beast. It was a slow death for the Deer, something instinctively inside Valentine knew to keep it alive somewhat to extract the most fresh blood from its living body. >Beyond instincts, her mind began to return if only slightly, the taste was divine for her. This raw heavily mutated deer was more satisfying in this moment than a thousand 5 star steak dinners. >and yet, it still wasn’t enough. She clawed and she tore and she consumed and it wasn’t enough. She ate flesh, and when there was not flesh there was meat, and when there was not meat there was bone. >she needed human meat, human blood, this hunger would never cease. >but she had regained her clarity at the very least, enough to identify the sorry state she was in, and the tatters of her clothes. Ripped to mere rags was her noble gown. Not that it mattered she had a million of the same clothes, but still she felt very nude. Mostly because she was. >she eventually got up from the desecrated corpse of the deer, feeling very hungry and very cold. But worst she felt the sharp paranoia of being gazed upon. If only for a brief moment. >She stared upward towards the inky dark abyss were once was a sun. Tendrils madly danced in the sky coming from all angles of the darkness of space onto her world. She saw them far far far in the distance break down buildings, and chunks of the earth into little bits and pieces. >and consume them >Valentine looked long and deep into the black abyss >Only then did she feel the briefest feeling of her savior, her higher being. And began to understand. >she thought her hunger was vast, but it was nothing but a drop in an ocean.
>>280789 >there was a hunger, so vast, so bottomless, the human mind could not possibly begin to comprehend it. It was hunger the universal could not possibly satiate. >Valentine smiled, her stomach growling, and drool escaping her lips. And wandered ever forward in search of new prey. >She needed human meat, and she would never let it escape her again.
>it was days later, Valentine entered her freezer. A dozen bodies hung from hooks above buckets that got slow dripped blood from the hanging bodies. >Valentine inspected each closely, they groaned and moaned in such horrible pain they could not recognize their environment any more then simply the torture that was inflicted on them. >Valentine stopped, seeing a suitable meal. It was perfectly ripe. She grabbed it to inspect it through, testing its contents with a lick. And with a short curtly giggle she ripped the meat off the hook in one quick motion that resulted in a long agonizing scream. Blood pooled on the floor as she dragged the still screaming man out of the freezer to be prepared for dinner. >Valentine thought to herself a short prayer to her higher being. She knew her hunger was nothing in comparison to its, but she did not feel any lesser. >For to her, hunger was divine.
>>280789 Haven’t written in a bit (despite starting and not finishing a Bonnie green) so hope this is up to standard pocketslops
For the context of this story I would like to add that while lil servants are consumable, they’re a weird mutant robot flesh bug. To Valentine they are the junkiest of junk foods, absolutely zero nutritional value. She eats them because it’s fun and tasty and may sometimes feel like it satiates some hunger.
>>280761 Notice how he is 2-3 feet taller in the second one? about 5 years passed between both pictures causing him to grow up and become "older" than Tessa
>>280792 >Be Architect Anon in charge of the Unions afordable housing building project on your planet >Be standing on top of one of the buildings that were recently finished >Apparently your efforts were deemed unsatisfactory >To ensure the construction project continues on schedule (and becosue the census bureau found out you were single) a Drone Assistant/Political Officer was asigned to you >You remain hopefull, someone that would help you with the ton of paperwork you're drowning under would be nice >Honestly paperwork is the main reason construction is slow >In part beacouse you're a bit of a lay fuck, but a lot of said paperwork is pointless bureucracy >You take a sip from your coffe mug and begin cheking your P.D.A >Buildings C# 3 through 10 are progressing steadily >The shipment of ultra-concrete actually arived on time today >...and there has been another accident at site G7 >Great, that will ensure there won't be any more setbacks >You call one of your techies to go and fix up any worker drones that got damaged >You swear they do this stuff on purpose to have the technician dig through thier wires >Oh whats this? >A message from managment >Fuck >Expecting the worst you open the message >Oh, your ne Drone is arriving today >Wait >ETA 1 minute? >Commencing Orbital entry? >Bewildered you look into the sky >A great ball of fire is heading towards your location >Are they trying to glass you? >This is orbital bombardment not drone delivery! >The ball of fire is aproaching rapidly >Well, no way you're getting away from this >Wait, the ball of fire has broken into a few smaller ones that are starting to dissapear >And theres some kind of object there now >On the same coruse that the fireball was >Hey it stopped >You can kind of see its outline now >It's a drone >A disassembly drone >Your assistant... >You expected a worker or a sentinel >What does a murder bot know about construction and scheduling? >You wonder to yourself outloud >While you were pondering this very important subject you lost track of the drone >You stand in place confused for a moment before the sound of a landing DD startles you and makes you trip and fall >From your new point of view you look upon the drone >Two pig tails >Buisness looking atire >A smirk on her face "Well, boss, I may not know much about construction, but I do have extensive knowledge of scheduling, employee management, and I have a great morale boosting plan in mind for all your drones and humans, lets start with you." >What did she mean by that? >Your gaze shifts lower for some reason >You can see her anatomy adapter due to the upskirt you were unknowlingly getting all this time >You get another message on your P.D.A >A lot of new "Critically Important" parts for the drones have just been ordered and are waiting aproval >Ordered by : SD-J#7888BA3 >Aproval requested from (you) >Additional notes: Get ready for the demonstration~ >As the drone begins to get closer and closer to you, X on her screen and saliva leaking out of her mouth, you yell one last question in desperation >HOW WILL THIS SPEED UP CONSTRUCTION? >It did not speed up construcion >But the accidents at site G7 stopped >And for some reason, despite the setback being even greater than before you no longer get complaints about being behind on schedule >But you and all of the human workers are suffering from certain adverse effects >Namely : fatigue, dehydration, and extensive pelvis damage >And you've learned that drones can get maternity leave >For this reason your assistant isn't helping you with paperwork >But she is planning your wedding
>>280751 >Beretta was also literally changed into a solver monster like creature instead of just being a Worker Drone The Bugretta arc predates episode 8.
>>280816 Definitely secinding. It'd be sad yet so sweet to see her getting the love she deserves, and an ear that'll listen to her about her deep troubles
>be you >Anon Y. Mouse Moroe Heisenberg Beneviento Dimitrescu >Be in an arranged marriage to Valentine >Kill yourself by inhaling black mold to get out of the marriage
>>280803 >Be Terrorist Anon >Receive a mission from command to destabilize the criminal and anti-human regime on your home planet >The essence of your mission is to stop the construction of social housing >According to an informant, it will be inhabited by damned traitors who sacrificed their human pride for the drone pussies! >Filled with righteous fury and cold malice, you infiltrate the facility >Yes, even at first glance, it's clear there's a lot of work to do >You clearly won't be able to smuggle enough explosives in here to blow the whole place up >But you're not discouraged >Using your innate human cunning and ingenuity, you've already devised a brilliant plan to disrupt the construction >You spot a team of drones >It's time for revenge in the name of mankind! >... >"Weekly news on the "News" channel! The repopulation plan is being implemented incredibly ahead of schedule! The number of pregnant drones is 60% higher than last year's figures! Experts predict that, if current growth rates continue, the planet population will exceed its pre-war level by 7% in just five years!" >"But now for the bad news. The pace of affordable housing construction under the Union's project to provide housing for mixed families has once again reached a record low. Due to widespread maternity leave, work on the site has almost completely stopped, jeopardizing the project's timely completion." >"To obtain additional information, our correspondent visited the site to interview the wife and deputy chief architect, J T. Mous."
>>280765 Building up the mystery would have been good, but I tend to feel unimpressed regarding super special little secret Easter eggs like hidden codes.The structure of Gravity Falls itself would have been something worth emulating. Ya know, only have a handful of PLOT episodes a season while the rest of it is largely episodic with only light touches of PLOT throughout.
>>280765 I know the "kill all humans" plot was a red herring from the start, but I don't like how fast it was quickly dropped in episode 2. Makes me think less of a red herring and more like those act 1s in late-90s Simpsons episodes that have a completely different plot before getting to the actual plot if that makes sense.
>>280832 Motherfucker, if you want to get your dick wet with drone cunny go to the nearest branch of the ministry of population growth and stop slowing down my constructions
>>280851 You do realize you got 5 drones pregnant right? You do realize YOU will have to take responsibility right? You do realize they put a tracker on you before you left right? You do realize you delayed the construction of the hab block were you and your family will live right? Oh and I hope you have a stable job to support your 5 wives and potential 5+ children if you get at least one pair of twins, if not there is one in construction just waiting for you
>>280883 >Try to find me As I said, you've got a tracker on you, you think that drone put a finger up your ass because she was freaky? (Well, yes she was but you also have a tracker in your gut now) >I will not surrender alive! Yes, becouse you will be flashbanged and taken by force by a drone strike team, pray that every drone in that strike team is married or you will have an extra wife and child to take care of
>>280885 Fuck, fine, I'm pure before God and the Federation, and I will remain loyal to humanity to the end. Come to me, bastards, I have enough lead and explosives for each of you.
>>280889 >I'm pure before God That's why you broke into a construction site and had an orgy with 5 drones? >I have enough lead and explosives for each of you I doubt bullets will do much and if by explosives you mean the dirty bomb in the basement of the dingy rundwon apartment complex you currently reside in then that was defused already, also that building is NOT condemned we are going to renovate it, but if you want a job in demolition I can find something for you
Valentine needs daily cum and blood in order to stay sane, denying her either will starve her. Sadly, she will drain you of either if she is your wife. And god forbid if she is starved. It is still a pleasurable marriage, and in her own smug way she tends to you. She won’t admit it but she loves her favorite blood bag.
Did you know that of the two billion drones on planet Heaven, there are no disassembly drones or sentinel drones? Did you know that there are also no reports of drones committing crimes on planet Heaven? Curious!
>>280898 >No higher ranking drones present >No one to fill the role of a police officer >No a human can't be a police officer (The drones will start commiting crimes so that a human has to cuff them and manhandle them) No one to report a crime to != No crime
>>280891 I want to apologize for my misbehavior to society and to my five wives, whom I hurt with my sudden separation. I was wrong and fell under the influence of bad company, which instilled bad thoughts and ideas in me. To atone for my actions, I ask to be hired to help build new homes for drones and the lucky men fortunate enough to be their husbands. Please, I won't do this again, please stop.
>>280902 Man, I really didn't understand my wife when she explained the whole "Terrorist to Public Servant pipeline" to me, but now when i have 30 fresh construction crews made up exclusively from ex federetion guys its starting to click
>>280897 >the enter your house (valentines manor) after returning from a business trip >it’s been a few days but you left some blood packs at the back of the fridge so you’re sure Valentine is full >you enter your oddly silent house >the servants appear to be missing, and the ones you do find are cowering in fear hiding >weird >you check the fridge >the blood packs are still there, she never found them. Closing the door you only now see a dozen or so sticky notes >each sticky note on the fridge is valentine begging to know where the blood is, some contain bloodbath or poor centric slurs directed at anons, other apologize and beg to know where the blood is. The mad scribbles devolve into nothing but chicken scratch at the end, the newest sticky notes on the fridge just repeat “Blood Blood Blood” with no coherency. >huh >you hear a creak in the floorboards and swiftly turn around >nothing is there, only pure black darkness >ah shit, you’re getting hunted >you start running but rapidly approaching footsteps mark the end of your attempt at saving yourself, it appears she is running on all fours >she grapples you to the ground. She is starved, and the effect s on her are clear. She’s a mess, her hair is more frazzled than normal and her outfit is torn to rags leaving her bare and nude. >shes huffing and puffing on top of you, licking her lips and giggling. She is holding you down on the ground with her impressive strength, she looks over you to where you can only barely see her rapid state >”Anooooon hehehe anoooooon” she says before preceding to lick your face greedily, getting slobber all over you >no wait, she’s bitting now, it stings and the licking doesn’t get any better >”more” she says “MORE” she roars before biting down hard on the zipper of your jeans >ah shit >she rips it off in one go, and then uses her bug like claws to rip the crotch of your pants open. She is already dry humping you like an animal. >you hate to admit it, but your dick skyrockets up and hits her on her face when free. >she giggles even harder now, gripping your cock with her iron grip to extract some pre cum which she greedily slurps >she’s now getting on top of your member, and worst of all you’re seeing signs she is about to leg lock you >she bites down on your shoulder as the sex begins, the bare body underneath her torn gown slaps against your chest as she begins to thrust wildly. >it lasted until every speck of cum your body could produce was gone and 80% of your blood gone, leaving you only enough to survive >about 15 minutes later Valentine slowly groaned and got up, stumbling. She had regained control of her body from the starvation and needed to readjust. She noticed she her clothes her torn and she was nude and tried to cover herself with her hand >she only then noticed anon, drained on the floor next to her, and cum dripping from her womb. >with a sly giggle she kissed anon on the cheek and licked him, before wandering off to take a shower. Leaving anon on the ground to recover. With a snap of her fingers, servants came to attend to (you)
>>280906 What kind of normal teeth would do that. She’s a bug mutant anon, she has sharp teeth and a massive mosquito abdomen Above her shapely noble ass
>>280910 I want rub and hug my wife’s massive but abdomen and watch it switch because of how sensitive it is. She will slap me softly and tell me to stop this instant and I will not listen to her.
Quick, unrelated question: you are standing naked infront of a grunt drone and it pokes you in the dick untill you get an erection, is the grunt a boy or girl?
>>280443 >Statistically, over 90 percent of liquidators have no relationship whatsoever, either with humans or, especially, with drones >Harper clearly didn't expect this when she proposed the hospital idea I’m thankful that her husband is long dead and forgot, so he doesn’t have to know about the absolute fucking retard harper is
>>280927 My proletarian brother, we can't defeat the bourgeoisie simply by engaging in internet squabbles; we need real action, party work, and ideological grounding.
>>280934 >post literal off topic stuff >but it’s alright become murder drones had shadow people >meaning it’s totally on topic fuck off and kill yourself, it’s a female enderman from minecraft
>>280953 >if someone doesn't like me he is gay >the mentally ill project again no, not really, it is actually better to keep real animals far away from the closeted zoophile pocketsteaks.
>>280980 Yet you post something that's not a robot, you may have been on this path before I was born, but I never strayed from it like you did, I remain faithful now and forever
>>280979 My working class brother, here's this amazing green from writefag, who had to commit the sin of lying for us: https://dronebooru.co/posts/14159?q=parent%3A14159
>>280977 >unironically spamming reports maybe you should just migrate to other sites at this point, I heard reddit has a very passionate team of jannies
>>280989 what will you do if nobody is banned? will you ever confront the reality of most people prefering drones on the murder drones board over your onedimensional offtopic coombait?
>>280992 Reminder: self making lube. Also Pauline the cutest mutant and probably best wife given she is relatively a normal person. I want to watch movies with her and throw popcorn in the air and watch her catch them with her tongue.
>>280997 no you are all stupid motherfuckers with no pattern recognition >>281002 the anon you replied to is another than your previous post replied to you people are so deluded it's unreal holy shit i mean you can post offtopic if that is so important to you, but don't throw these infantile tantrums everytime you get shit on for posting shit. this is the second time in less than a week one of you morons reported the >ban evader that we can always point out and nothing happened.
>>281019 >Bus I'm sorry for shizo posting but if you are refering to the green that sparked the creation of this image then fuck you, I have dyslexia and I'm very insecure about it
My boogi keeps getting caught in the glue traps i set for oogis Does anyone have any alternatives to glue traps because I'm 99% sure my boogi keeps getting stuck in them because oogis keep trying to steal her
>>281010 Anon, Liam had no intention of exploring the characters beyond what we already saw. If he really cared there would have been more episodes, but there aren't.
>>281029 Nta but I doubt it severely, he stated he was glad he could 'tell the story he wanted and show the characters he wanted to use all in eight episodes', pic rel was posted just after 8. He did care and Glitch is not the selfless innocent provider some people portray it as. Obviously they have to stay good to the public but I don't buy it that things wrnt exactly as planned all along
>>280956 Draw >>281017 but instead of the background fish getting caught making out with a pillow it's Lizzy getting caught making out with Doll's corpse
I should definitely save the greens from this thread right now: I haven't been this interested in a while. Thanks to pocketsteaks and all the writefags, this is a great theme(though, of course, there's some damn drama, but hey, I'm used to it).
By the way, Writefriend, could you please save this green: >>280291? I could do it myself, but since you've already saved the entire previous part, it seems wrong to break the chain. But if you can't do it soon, please tell me how to create a dark theme like yours so everything looks harmonious.
Oh, wow the time gap between my greens is 57 days, or ~15% of a year, in that time I : haven't painted a single mini to completion, played more than 2 games of DND, or written a single postable greentext and I have only played three games of warhammer 40k but I spent most of my time playing Morrowind, FUCK
>>281043 >Anon is turning into that typical crazy guy with a beard from a horror movie, killing random people to feed something dark and otherworldly It's quite Liam's style, actually.
>Decide that expiration dates are a social construct and get proven wrong via food poisoning >Have to puke, announce this hoping someone will point me toward a bathroom or something >Pidge just opens her mouth really wide and points to herself :(
>>281053 Well, I've been writing quite a lot of crap lately and anons seem to actually like it (well, if replies are any indication), so I dunno, you should somehow get the urge to write like me, just read anons' posts and start writing short greens, they'll probably turn into longer ones (or you'll just write a whole bunch of good short greens, which is also good).
>One day stomach goes brrr >Split in half like an amoeba. >Now there’s two Oogi >Both hungry >start eating crumbs and berries then bolts. >Keep multiplying. >swarm of Oogi devouring everything. >Still keep multiplying. >“the Oogi plague” we call it. >civilization collapsing under endless oog-oog-oog noises. >Nobody left to stop them. >Only Oogi remains. >Then they start devouring each other.
>>281057 Anon, I posted the last part of my green two days ago, I'm writing right now, I'm complaining about the fact that I procrastinated for 57 days straight before that (I haven't even beaten Morrowind once in that time becouse I have so many mods that put my balls in a vice And I still think the game is too easy)
>>281058 Being a Blood thrall aint so bad, I get to hang out with the servants. We play games, and I tuck them into bed each night and give them a kiss on the cheek. If they make a fuss I read them a Bed time story.
>>281085 >Butt Plug Tessa Inb4 Armeniakan tells me it's a type of candy : I live in Europe, and I dislike consuming excesive amounts of sugar, I prefer excesive amounts of ethanol instead
>>281088 >Translation: "I already know that it's candy corn but I want to talk about my addiction to ALCOHOL a little bit more" The funny part is candy corn vodka exists.
>>281109 >t. Mutant You are no longer human, you probably don't even have skin anymore, you have eyes where they shouldn't be, you are a mockery of the human form twisted by the solver and inbreeding, once you die your wretched corpse will decompose so severely that nothing will remain
>>281120 She wanted to try them on for (you), you know, women like doing things that make them feel feminine from time to time, especially for someone they like
>>281124 Mutants can be seen as Satan's corruption of God's plan, so yes, in a world where humanity has survived the biblical judgment, quite a few cults will be focused on killing mutants.
>>281129 We have VSOTF, and I've actually been thinking about a subfaction of religious fanatics for a while now.
I remember one anon came up with a VSOTF squad where one of the members was an extremely devout Catholic who used a flamethrower (and wore a latex suit, but that's against fire), and I came up with an entire faction based on that, which is very similar to the Saroritos from 40k and aims to exterminate mutants with righteous fire. I even tried to draw it, but the result wasn't very good.
>>281135 >The solver war was actually just human women and a few gays fighting the drones to reclaim all the human men who went for drones instead (99.9999999% of all human males)
>>281145 that’s gonna be the most retarded excuse you could have come up with, then again, your a SU fan, leave it to them to make anything about lesbians
>>281154 and have the highest chance to kill each other, which coincidentally, jane did just that, by strangling bonnie to death, leave it to lesbian to kill the other one off
"Guys, I just came back from a dimension where every OC actually exists. The good news? I can bring them into our world. The bad news? For the sake of balance and multiverse stability, I’m forced to bring a bad OC with them too—some kind of scientific rule about equilibrium." So which one do you want?
Yeah >>281160 what >>281162 said YOU are just a clone, probably not the first one The original gave the Union the rights to use his genetics in exchange for a murder drone wife and a shit ton of money
>>281160 Go "trip" on the stairs, pretend you are hurt and accept that the first drone that comes to your aid is going to be your spouse, congratuations, due to the high risk of death of your job the union forbids married men and women from being liquidators and as such you will be honorably discharged, if you're searching for a well paying job with low requirments we have a afordable housing project (building new ones, not reclaming solver infested ones) going on that needs new workers (the drones are on maternity leave)
>>281167 Typo? Anon there is no reclaiming solver infested areas You'd need to nuke the area to get rid of the spores and then nuke it again to be sure it's safe But then the area would be uninhabitable due to the radiation instead of the solver infestation
>>281164 >Go "trip" on the stairs, pretend you are hurt so you know how horses in them horse racing competitions get injure? death, straight up, since this is a clone were talking about, it’s body will be reused for a new clone
>>281169 >Clone Anon this is the Union, not the federation, clones are outlawed, if they weren't then the drones would have demanded clone husbands a long time ago, and what would even be the point of the human on drone repopulation effort?
>>281168 You can also use flame throwers and the bleach, but sure nuke perfectly good buildings from orbit just because the have a gram of mystery meat
>>281172 >wanna cuddle with emotional unstable survivors and then die because of it, they are not there so you can project your degenerate thoughts onto them, PTSD isn’t for jerking off to, coomfag
>>281172 No, the monstrous creatures are going to the concentration camps, you're getting PTSD and a drone wife and you're working a 9 to 5 in a post war economy and you're going to like it
>>281176 Anon due to clerical errors you have been forcibly relocated to mutant human housing in section 666 mutie town district 9. What is your life like now
Liquidators aren't clones >a VSOTF goes to mercy kill a dying Liquidator >they lift the mask to look the Liquidator in the eyes >it's revealed that the Liquidator was comprised entirely out of solver flesh
>>281179 this is good! that means you can kill without feeling bad about it, you don’t want to feel bad about it, don’t you? you want to feel good, like a good person
>>281171 It's generally not worth it. A gram becomes a pound fast, then there's spores and whatnot. Of course, Solvercidal materials get better every year, and it's gone from a lost cause to possible with extreme effort. That, and even a half-assed burn-and-spray makes an area livable for mutants and DDs.
I want to make an OC now who worships humanity it’s in form and hates the solver and all mutants to an insane religious degree, unknowingly influenced by Cyn now.
>>281190 I know what you mean and kinda agree, but my takeaway was that the 'war' went no further than Australia>Singapore since they are the next country to have Apaches and it is a good environment for an appropriately horrifying 'war' and an unusal one too (War in ' ' since humanity could do fuck all and none of the fighting actually mattered at all)
>>281190 I disagree, for stupid reasons. Thousand year Drone warfare with Millennia old military surplus Ironicly have neat idea about incorporating anti-drone tech into bradlys and abrams and shit, and mixing them among time appropriate tech (3010) on the basis of (the surplus is never ending, also its funny)
>>281204 What I would've done if I was in charge and had enough time and money to do what I wanted with the show would be to show human technology as being basically the same in a lot of factors but with some exceptions. Helicopters with basically the same hull plan that they've always had, but futuristic looking rotors and weapons, tanks basically unchanged except for the gun and powerpacks. There was zero indication of any recent major conflict in Murder Drones setting prior to the Solver outbreak, so while they might still have military equipment it was probably exclusively for "peacekeeping" and despite the huge industrial base of a multi-stellar civilization it was probably a very low proportion of their spending. If there's no incentive to keep a large and technically advanced military, decade over decade, century over century people just get lazy.
>>281219 >anon grabs his Joblin that is holding a sponge >uses Joblin with the sponge to soak up all the sweaty >Joblin rinses it out into a bucket that they can sell for 10,000 dollars >”see ya later, fucker!” >leaving behind a dry pocketsteaks
>>281222 this question has been asked a million times and it has the same obvious answer every time About ten years ago Pocketsteaks stole their gold. That gold was ancestral, given from father to son from generation. And he fucking STOLE it. Thats not all he stole their jewelry as well, and the keys to their car.
>>281224 >that smug grin fuck you, klied, those amongus stories are real, those people who documented it at 3AM are heroes, spreading information on their findings
>>281226 why not go to /co/ where you never have to look at anything even slightly non-canon and you can circlejerk with pillar over how much you hate pocketsteaks?
>>281222 >why is it that people that dislike offtopic coomslop despise a whiny slopcreator that has a melty over every criticism and reports people giving him shit for his donutsteel?
>>281229 because this board is not your chatroom, we got it for murder drones. like i said before, post your unrelated shit and hear people hate it or go to discord were none of the meanies can get to you, what is so hard to understand? why the permanent victim mentality, are you just too dumb to understand cause and effect?
>>281233 pocket UNC >>281234 one day you will get your subreddit without the meanies that you have been promised 3000 years ago to post all the lesbians and furries you want. retard funny how both of you evade any actual discussion and instead kvetch and cry like always
>be me >completely innocent drone >in the cafeteria with the other drone students >loudly ask why JOHN the DRONE isn't eating his school lunch >doesn't he like DRONE food? >John looks left and right to find drones everywhere staring at him >he scoops a spoonful of rusty screws and brings it to his mouth >he pours them in, swishing them around him mouth, grimacing as he maneuvers them towards the back of his throat >thinking quickly, he grabs a nearby glass of oil, pouring it into his mouth to lubricate the rusty screws >watch as he swallows them, one by one, his body shaking and heaving as each screw scrapes down his esophagus, forcing back bitter tears from the pain >his bloodshot eyes shoot open as he hums in apparent satisfaction, rubbing his belly with his hook hand, the other rubbing his throat like a man who has just escaped a noose
>>281236 >>281238 >sees threads going just fine, people enjoying OCs >"STOP POSTING THINGS I DON'T LIKE REEEEEEEEEE" >gets rightfully told to fuck off for starting shit >"heh, you just want a hugbox, what a bunch of redditors" you aren't changing anyone's mind and you are exclusively making the threads worse. quit pissing yourself anytime someone doesn't adhere to your idea of canon or fuck off to the /co/ntainment thread with the other whiny steaks-obsessed schizos.
>>281190 I find it interesting how something like Wall-E can get away with having antique stuff in the far future without it coming of as anachronistic or annoying. I think why Wall-E works is because all the antique stuff is crap he stumbled upon and collected, instead of being the standard issue stuff that the humans were using, and I feel like the older tech had a purpose to make Wall-E and the world he resides in to feel old and outdated, with his boxy and utilitarian design to contrast with Eve's sleek iPod inspired appearance.
It's been a while since I watched Wall-E, but that's how I feel.
>>281249 Also adding onto this, I feel like a lot of the antique technology and culture in Murder Drone's setting is there just so Liam can have his "funny" pop-culture and meme references.
>>281247 you can see the absolute fear of being stuck in place on this man’s face, he has so much to say, no words are able to be spoken, his mind over took by fear, as his killer inches closer and closer, giving one last glimpse at his friend that is the camera man
>>281248 holy strawman i didn't even start things but i'm probably oilrig or whatever. again >because this board is not your chatroom, we got it for murder drones. like i said before, post your unrelated shit and hear people hate it or go to discord were none of the meanies can get to you, what is so hard to understand? why the permanent victim mentality, are you just too dumb to understand cause and effect? you are essentially advocating for people to leave if they don't like your shit, is this the point were you cry for a canon containment thread again? you are so incredibly full of yourself i can't tell if you are really this dumb or just having a meltdown right now, please don't tell me you actually believe the shit you spew. if you are just going to reply with crying and calls to ban everyone who you think is mean then don't reply at all.
>>281256 the camera man is immortal and untouchable, that is why everything knows not to attack, even animals know not to, a sense of dread curls up their bodies
>>281258 Fine, let me spell it out for you: that fucking Apache encouraged so much fucking slop in these threads that can generously be called tangential to MD.
>>281254 What is it exactly about V,J, and Doll fags that make them act this way? I have never, ever, seen any other girl fag act the way Vs and Js do, and Dolls. Is it something in their brain that makes them retarded?
>>281249 >I think why Wall-E works is because all the antique stuff is crap he stumbled upon and collected, instead of being the standard issue stuff that the humans were using That is so obvious it shouldn't need to be explained.
>>281248 Quick, post the one about how the "humans and animal people and fucking clussybots and fucking your bro but he got force femmed so it's not gay that you're fucking your bro haha" setting is superior to the setting of MD.
>>281266 >fucking your bro but he got force femmed so it's not gay that you're fucking your bro haha Oh god that sounds TERRIBLE, please tell me more so I can be properly disgusted
>>281262 The Apache sucks and is anachronistic, but blaming it for the shitty mutant characters is a total non-sequitur. Pocketsteaks was going to force those regardless of any circumstances the show established and then just make up an excuse.
>>281249 in the WALL-E game on ps2, it turns out that WALL-E’s truck home is also the home of others like him, but they had all met a unfortunate fate, so whenever he recharges their, it’s always a little sad for him
>>281263 is this the point were you lash out at canon characters because you are too mad to keep any pretense of being interested in murder drones anymore? >>281265 pretty sure if everything you don't like was me blackhand would have reacted to you spamming reports just so you niggers shut up. i did only point out why you idiots get these replies and explained how you can solve this, you are the ones trying to own me or whatever and replying in butthurt gibberish. either adress the issue, which you won't, or shut the fuck up and stop replying since you did prove yourself too malicious or too retarded to understand why your behaviour always leads to this
>>281254 so just to be clear: rather than ignoring content you don't like, you're going to continue whining and making the threads worse any time someone makes anything that doesn't align with your personal tastes? >>281266 uh oh, melty!
>>281266 it's unironic cancer to these threads and if these people get riled up enough they drop any pretense of interest in murder drones, they are here to socialize and goon, no matter the topic and this is a TRVKE
>>281279 no, actually I hide slop most of the time, if it is 100 posts of nothing but explicit offtopicslop in a row i will call it out tho. you could also just stop replying since you aren't making points or learning anything anyway, just arguing like some crying bitch and at this point i believe you are simply too niggerbrained to understand why you always end up feeling bullied
>>281285 Kinda crazy what happened because its clear it only became a spat when certain anon woke up >Someone says Valentine lore is ass >Gets two drawings, two greens >Fun discussion all around >thats it >hours later >Rigger or other Schizo wakes up >Spergs out, like always >Probably sperging on /co/ as well assuming there are still threads there
>>281297 Two things for a quick correction btw 1.) rigger has been range banned here since August, it's literally anyone but him 2.) I go on both here and /co/ and nobody said anything about this there so it's good
>>281283 pocketnigger earlier said Jfags are the worst and it is obvious he stopped caring about murder drones a month after absolute end and it is obvious in his content. if he is in a melty like right now he drops all pretense and starts hating characters and their fans. none of this bullshit would happen if he could shove his ego up his ass and post original non mf content to the liam thread like everybody else but apparently he is too special for that, or whatever. i'm done trying to explain anything to them, i made my point clear and often, it should be obvious to anyone why they behave the way they do and why it is coincidentaly always pocketsteaks being bullied even if he dindu nuffin.
>>281300 I think the guy making snide remarks on anything that deviates even slightly from canon are a clear enough start a thread or two ago, but sure, keep pretending it's just a boogeyman
>DD's using MP5's >Modern looking Cellphones being used by both Humans and Drones Pre-post Solver war >Most technology not needing to be futuristic being Semi modern - retro in looks/function >Apache
While they did write it off to being due to then using unity assets instead of making their own, mixing all this tech along with the far more futuristic bullshit like the drones, Dropships, sentinels, and solver bullshit set in the 31st millennia ironicly makes this somewhat of a unique setting where you can see a whole loot of thing that otherwise not interacting with eachother.. doing so
Honestly reminds me of all the bullshit that goes on in startrek, Like Tommy guns being effective vs borg because they cant adapt to Kinetics
>>281306 never said that anywhere, them is for plural or retards, not pniggers pronouns >>281305 >deviates even slightly from canon this was literally never a problem and you just reveal that you are not interested in canon at all anymore and now openly hostile each time you make this abomination of an argument. i wonder why literally nobody else who makes oc causes drama like this everytime, or can post in the liam thread, you know, like actually competent contentfags do who don't display parasocial attentionwhoring.
>>281312 > or can post in the liam thread Let's be real, the mutants would barely fit in there. Nothing about them resembles Liam Vickers characters at all.
>God forbid I ignore things I dont like >No, I need to spend several hours sperging about it Youve been on this all day man, have you no life at all. its been more than 12 hours at this rate. Even if its something you hate, no OC discussion deserves this much of your vitriol, especially given you hate it and make a point that all you desire is to not see it.
>>281320 >strawman >le oneguy believe it or not, there's more than just oilrigs evil ghost or whatever who is sick of this. post unrelated ocs elsewhere jesus christ
>>281325 the mutants and "unrelated oc" posting will continue here whether or not you bitch. the only effect your continuous whining has is making the threads worse. there is no scenario in which you mold them to suit your own tastes by threadshitting.
>>281318 The Pocketsteaks girls don't abide by the design principles of Liam Vickers girls. Compare them to Cordie, the archetypical Vickers girl. Cordie isn't just a mass of animal parts tacked onto a human frame haphazardly. First and foremost, she is symmetrical, and her monstrous features convey agility and strength rather than sickness and deformity. Contrast that to the pocketsteaks girls, who are conspicuously ugly, deformed, and asymmetrical.
>>281133 Creator of the VSOTF and the guy who came up with the WolfDogs (Buddy’s Squad). They weren’t catholics except for the nun herself. Mostly I wrote the squad by basing them off wolfpack from Operation Raccoon City, that and I find tactical Latex nuns super hot