Anon, please come back to God, your parents are worried, your mother wants to babysit grandchildren who are made of flesh, bones and blood, and who don't eat oil.
Think about your father. He can't find a place for himself, he constantly sits with a glass of vodka and looks thoughtfully into the distance.
We all love you but please stop dating this abomination, she is a murder machine created by satan. Please, you deserve a good loving human girl. Please.
The Wonderful Booru: https://dronebooru.co The wheel with multiple OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf And it's modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The gorgeous OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The last Thread: >>267774
>>268868 Cube Uzi would act like Nori, i.e. still an autistic goblin, but doesn't act out for attention. Drone IC-0n... how would her behavior be different if she was just acting out for attention (as well as genuinely being autistic)? Would she have an inferiority complex and wish she could be a normalfag?
Thought I had: one of the purposes of the drones being so cute is to reduce proletarian outrage over losing their livelihoods. Who could stay mad at cuties like that?
Dear Diary, Day 17: >I had that nightmare again. >I’m not going to write the details. Not yet. >If I write it, I...
>My friends came by today. Again. They dropped another stack of homework on the pile. I don’t even look at it anymore. I think they know I won’t.
>I asked if I missed anything important.
>"Oh, a new girl blew up the other classroom. That’s all.” >They laughed like it was funny. I find it annoying. >Then the crying started—thin, high-pitched, scraping at my nerves. >One of them looked at me and asked, “Is that your brother?” >I nodded. Smiled. Said yes. >When they finally left, I shut the door. My face hurt from holding that fake smile. >And the crying didn’t stop.
Dear Diary, Day 20: >I tried. >I really tried today. I sat down, opened one of the assignments, even sharpened the pencil like it mattered. >But the crying didn’t stop. >It never stops. >It drills into my sensors, into my head, until the words blur and the page is nothing but noise. >I can’t think with it here. >I can’t function with it here. >It’s your fault. >IT’S HIS FAULT. >For the homework I’ll never finish. >For the peace I’ll never have. >It’s your fault for being born, “brother.” >I don’t care what anyone says. >I dreamed of Mom again last night. >She was there, like always, so close yet so far. >Then… >I broke down crying. >Dear robo-god, I don’t want to remember.
Dear Diary, Day 27: >I couldn’t take it anymore. >The crying wouldn’t stop. >It never stops. >So I kicked it. Again and again.
>“IT’S YOUR FAULT! IT’S YOUR FAULT! IT’S YOUR FAULT!” >“IT’S YOUR FAULT! IT’S YOUR FAULT! IT’S YOUR FAULT!” >The kicking continue for hours until I was low on battery. >When I was too tired to keep going, I collapsed. The crying still echoed in my head. >And then… that nightmare again. >The Dissasembly Drones were back. Those monsters tore into my outpost, fast and merciless. >I saw one rip Mother apart while I was hiding. I tried to stay quiet. I really tried mom. >But He cried. >Then it found me. >It looked down, tilted its head, and laughed. Then it killed my brother. >My real brother. >“So this is a pillbaby I heard about,” it said. >“Don’t worry. I can help you make a new one.” >And then it left us there. >The truth is, Diary, the one crying in that room has never been my brother. >It’s my... >My... >My child. >And I can’t stand to hear it a beeping from it.
Dear Diary — Day XX: >This is it, Diary. >My last page. >I’m… fed up. >Fed up with the crying. >Fed up with the endless homework. >Fed up with the nightmares. >Fed up with everything. >If you’re reading this… >I’m not worth the recycling. >I thought… maybe someday… maybe there’d be peace. >But all I feel is… nothing. >The pillbaby… wasn’t my brother. >Wasn’t even my child. >It was a mistake. >A mistake I can’t fix. >Y̶o̶u̶ ̶w̶e̶r̶e̶n̶’̶t̶ ̶s̶u̶p̶p̶o̶s̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶b̶o̶r̶n̶… >I̶T̶’̶S̶ ̶A̶L̶L̶ ̶Y̶O̶U̶R̶ ̶F̶A̶U̶L̶T̶. >I… can’t hear it crying anymore. >I can’t even stand to look at it. >If you find it it's yours to raise. Not sure, if he's a worker or a dissasembly but I couldn’t care any less... >Goodbye everyone. >Mom, I'm coming home. >Fatal error.
I had a weird dream last night. I was with a few friends at a gun range, but the enforcer squad was there too, giving us shooting and maneuver training and shit like that. Then we were doing a live fire combat scenario excercise, except we were the only ones with the live ammo and the enforcer squad was acting as the enemy force. Gap in memory here, but it ended with a very tense situation, hostage taking or something, and the last part I remember is that there was a bunch of shouting "Take the shot!", so I did. Then there was a whole lot of laughter because the .50cal round I fired, quote "Pinged off Jugg's chromedome" with a comical "Pwong" sound, knocking him on his ass. Then Overseer declared the thing a success and Handler recovered the ricocheted, now flat-ass bullet and handed it to me. Then I woke up.
>>268817 >>268824 Just gonna combine two requests into one. >>268882 A worker drone named Stacy got her mother and brother killed by a DD and she was raped with a the dd pillbaby that's she keeps as a secret disguised as her brother. She committed suicide at the end. She wrote everything in her diary to cope.
Considering N's recurring memory wipes, I don't think all the people he personally murdered across seven star systems would be something he'd remember right away then stay quiet about out of shame. I think it'd be something that would eventually start rapidly returning to him and fuck him right up.
man I'm glad I don't live in Neo-Texas. they just banned half of the drones from the Unlimited Option line, especially the Halfscale range. you could be charged with a felony just for owning any of the UO-H models
>>268907 Where are the buttons on this thing?? >>268910 Why, sister Tessa will always be welcome, I rember it like it was yesterday when she featured as MayoTessa in 4th grade.
>>268926 Y would react as any other person when their friend, lover, extended family member, or even someone they kind of know becomes a member of an organization best described as: avoidable and unnecessary loss of life — Are you retarded? Nein, you are not! If you try, I vill knock you out und tie you up in ze basement, right next to ze terrain you did not finish. Now stop speaking nonsense und fetch ze “Realm of Battle” gaming board. Ve are playing a 2000 point game ze vinner tops
>>268929 No, their enjoyment of a human rubbing down there is entirely mental. The idea that a human is paying atte tion to them in that way makes them happy.
>>268934 I wonder how many of that is lurkers or Murder Drones fans that aren't aware of Plus's existence and have no other places to talk about the show instead of plebbit
>>268934 >>268937 It makes much more sense once you realize that booru posts rated higher than 'General' requires an account to view. Most of these people are likely coming solely to view content and probably couldn't give less of a shit about engaging in discussion
Alright Anons what do you think a hypothetical season 2 should be about? >Anons who say "Erm, there isn't enough content and plus it would only do good for a movie/can't happen in general." Like sucking big black cocks
>>268959 (me) Remember Anons, Star Wars could've easily ended after 1 movie, but there was still a bit of wiggle room to add onto the franchise. Just because we don't see it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist/the creator can't add it
>>268953 I mean, there is so much empty space in the pelvis between the legmounts, wd don't know what is in the waist but there's something that has to give sliggggtly, the core so important nestled in the chestshell that you can maybe poke from belowbtheiugh the softer waistcover, the interior of the head, the mouth especially. The mouth is specutacular designwise, did you ever think about how these jaws work? How the lower jaw doesn't drop or hinge, it rather slides back, there must be some rails in the back and side of the head (or maybe it is up in the soeculated empty part of the head under the heatsink, where we only every saw two measily sensory for eyes (Doll damage glitchInn)?) That snootshape is always very similiar from rhe side, wether mouth is open or not, and the lower teeth move along this curve you see in the sideview, it is an interesting, great and really original design if you consider this, don not forget zhe tongue or drool which they have for some reason, it's very neat
>>268959 I can't really imagine an S2 that Liam would enjoy. I'd personally go into Uzi attempting to undo the damage the Solver's done, realizing the sheer extent of that damage and how much she'll have to do, and that it'll all be undone if she fucks up. Going from angsty rebel teen to depressed young adult, basically.
>>268959 >Finding a way to permanently kill/cut-off The Solver entirely >Uzi finally realizing that she's an idiot >Universe reset that was foreshadowed on a lab finally starts happening >New eldritch bad guy >Doll ghost does things
>>268959 I've said it every time, make it an anthology series that fleshes out the universe. vignettes from the manor, the fall of earth, fleeing colonists, CFL, and a few set shortly after the events of S1 to tie up any loose ends
>>268959 Unironically have it take place in Elliot manor/CFL, these events aren't parallel on a timeline ofc but are merely explored, have great characters (N/V/J/Tessa/Cyn/loisia+++++Nori/Yeva/Alice/Amda/Mitchell/Ripley), one can easily fill 8 episodes with that.
>>268959 Piss off fans by setting it 200 years after the show and have Season 2 happen-off screen and you only learn about it through small snippets of a history class the new main character is taking and even then the information isn't reliable at all, because Uzi wrote it down
>>268959 Bit of an American slip we had there on the end, dontcha think? As for the question, and in a big risk of making it ANOTHER therapy show for mentally ill young adults(lmao), have the show focus on ''who's left'' as the saying goes, and what's going through the minds of Lizzy, Uzi, V and N, respectively. ''war does not determine who is right, only who is left'' How would you make that funny?, making it a tragicomedy.
Alright here's my prediction for season 2 >Liam creates a character that expresses the fandoms opinions and grievances about V's character arc haven't changed and that she still murders Drones for fun >Then Liam kills off the character in the most violent way possible and flanderizes V into being mecha-Hitler to spite the fandom
>>268972 That would require another board, or making a thread on the /co/ board. How about that, plus4chan does have its own dedicated comics & cartoons board. Still insisting on my previous post, PS is at his best performance when he makes drone content.
>>268977 Mass produced suicide mission drone, don't need lots of dexterity for throwing yourself at a mob of hungry disassembly drones. >>268976 We do?
Hypothetical: Murder Drones' first conceptual iteration is Space Internecion Cube instead of Space Let's Split Up. What would the final version of MD look like if it's more IC than LSU, instead of vice versa as in the MD we got?
>>269003 I love the "attentive" look of drones when you can barely see their mouth and their eyes are wide and starey-like, like they are ready to follow any commands look ya know?
>>269005 I like them in a utilitarian sense, as helpful tools for humanity. Not that I think less of them for being tools, I value my drone just as I value my car or my smartphone, if not more. They're sentient creatures, after all. Drones committed to their task?, don't have a price.
Imagine if Cyn mindfucks AM into killing everyone in the Gala, drone and human. But not like brainwashing but like if she made him see his previous victims everywhere so he does it intentionally
Alright let's do a quick review on your morals Anon >Drones are now real >They don't want to fuck you Do you think they deserve to be treated like humans?
>>267947 >>267983 The greentext in it's entirety has been uploaded, albeit across multiple posts. I'll be honest, between the sheer length and me wrestling with unrelated stuff I regrettably do not have it in me to thoroughly tag this like it deserves. I did at least parent the multiple parts together so hopefully that counts for something.
For now I'll be returning back to the ether of anonymity for an as-yet indeterminate period. In the meantime I would highly recommend the practice of self-capping & self-uploading greens you'd like to see on the booru, as I unfortunately cannot guarantee that they will be saved otherwise.
>>269014 No, but also not treating them like they're trash, either. Why is it that human/machine interactions must have so much friction, anyway. Is it because it's too similar to the master/slave dynamics of the past? That's pretty what employers and employees do anyways, lmfao. That must be why I like J so much.
>>269008 Yes I agree on that, tho I like the hollow eyes so much more. Full eyes are attentive and standard sure, but they feel somewhat dull compared to hollow. Sadly hollow often means scared if it isn't a DD, Alice or maid Cyn
Murder Drones RPG Loading Screen Tips >Disassembly Drones are weaker to sunlight damage >N the new leader of the WDF is always looking for more volunteers >The SD-U-U twins are superstitious and cowardly when faced with a seemingly supernatural opponent, perhaps there's some way you can exploit this? >Dr. Holly prefers academic pursuits over the temptations of the flesh >Due to years of not bathing and questionable diet, Jane is more proficient with toxic weapons >MG's traveling shop may or may not be a thinly veiled attempt as espionage... >Removed JC....again >Remember to stop by the Ghost Club in Copper-9's lower sub-section, they're always looking for new members interested in the "Paranormal"
>>269021 >the waitress drone at the /md/iner looks ashamed at the lack of coffee >apparently this morning some hopped-up twintailed corpo drone barged in and demanded all the coffee they had >but you get some free hash browns and a wink from the old gal, so it's all good
>>269014 depends. if they're the mindless worker drones we see in the manor and the opening, then they shouldn't have human rights because they're not sapient– but they should have some kind of protections against abuse. if they're sapient like ZDs then obviously I'd want them to have equal rights. though that begs the question: isn't it immoral to buy and sell sapient beings, even if they're artificial?
Liquidators have been ordered to turn in their gear and retire They will return to their drone wives, if they don't have one they will be assigned a sentinel drone wife or husband
Thread collaborations don't even happen anymore. The thread has devolved into tucking themselves into a creative corner and biting whoever comes near. The old /md/ was better in this aspect. Am I doing well regurgitating your depressing words, master?
>>269028 ZDs aren't sold as far as we know, there maybe isn't even a way too make them intentionally. What should be done about WDs who are left on their own long enough to form personalities? When exactly does sapience start for them, or are WDs who still have their restrictions arguably never sapient and just very passionate LARPers?
>>269030 >getting her department out of the red >one blowjob at a time >you'd be surprised by how quickly J's tongue can move when her oil is 50% caffeine by volume >she has your pants around your ankles and cum spurting from your tip before you even know what's going on >or even before you asked for a blowjob >by the time you collect your senses, you realize your pants are still around your ankles and J's business card is gripped between your fingers, a loving, yellow-makeup smooch mark on your cheek the only indication that J was ever there >that and your wallet is $5 lighter now
>>269038 Beautifull, I like your take on WD pelvis a lot. Also you are one of (next to grim iirc) only artists who I've yet seen incorporate these small lights next to the WD symbol, very appealing detail
>>269040 With magnets? 20 years alone and all these devices around bring plenty of boredom and opportunities for recreational activities....(pic rel looks like she has the magnet on her lower back which is funni with that expression)
>>269025 >the waitress' chassis is just a little discolored, pristine white turned to the beige of an old computer by smoke and sun >there's a faint rasp in her voice that mingles pleasantly with soft southern twang >every time she takes down an order you can hear her hardware spin up over the sound of her humming some old song >she smells like maple syrup almost as sweet as her sunny gap-toothed smile
>>268926 She'll probably tie me to something and give me a lecture about what an idiot I am, and then she'll hug me and cry, asking why I want her to cry like that.
>>269009 No idea, but usually Friday is the slowest day, and looks like I personally seem to be a bit burnt out on drones. Give me some time to recover and I'll get back to the discussion.
>>269015 Thank you for saving my autistic fanfic to the booru >>269014 >They don't want to fuck you I'm gonna fucking kill myself, what's the point then?
>>269006 > he got his made of tungsten lol idiot, their small size and high density got them banned from most public buildings at risk of crashing through the floor, and aren't allowed in vehicles on account of possibly turning into cannon balls
should've gone with a titanium one like i did sturdy as fuck and extra lightweight
>>269123 >>269126 Yeah, it could very well be that ridley WAS a man at one point, but was changed. So the old script has a guy. We don't know. We do know the current ridley is a woman.
>>269151 Kinda weird to say it now but I love Cyn's/Tessa's hairstyle, in fact I love a lot of Liam's characters hairstyles they just fit so right and look... Idk perfect for every one of them
>>269159 Molli is a modified copy of Molly's personality matrix The closest thing I could call their relationship would me mother and daughter with an unknown father being the techie who did the modifications
>>269162 >>269163 Awesome, the smiling version is just a masterpiece, it shows Tessa as a completely crazy yandere, but on a fine line so that it still looks cute.
>>269181 tldr they tried to recapture molly's success after the war but gave it a male host and made him different enough to minimize associations with the previous host. an audience of fujoshis found the show and started harassing mylo with gay fantasies he had to read in the letters segment so he broke down crying and the show was canned
>>269182 What if he Appeared on the Original show as a Costar Every so often and They decided to attempt a Spin-off Because his episodes performed decently?
>>269183 Kek, I just imagined a tired mother coming into the living room after work to check on her children, and seeing Mylo on TV, immediately thinking, "I want to rape this."
one time mylo thought he'd found a woman who loved him for him. they dated for an entire year before she popped the question: will you ride dragon dildos on camera for me?
>>269245 Yes, there is a new Booru, but it is more like just a huge storage warehouse, without clear distribution and numbering, although I really liked the image search system in the archive.
>>269248 You misunderstood how Pavo tests adapter models before they enter production, lets just say the thechnicians who help use the "Depth First" alogrithm a lot
Mylo got married to a corporate WD J and lives as a house husband He is raising their five pillbabies and has fresh oil ready for J when she gets home from work
>>269261 >>269262 The game called "look outside", in which a horrible monstrosity has appeared in the sky over earth and looking at it causes horrible things to happen to people. Your player character can lose an arm to save a baby rat monster that grows rapidly and becomes a party member. Other party members are a a giant women in a mask that looks terrifying but is cool, and a janitor that joins to clean up the apocalypse.
>>269265 Ehhhh, bill needs to be triangular, there are no triangles at all on this design. Make his bow tie corners way sharper and imply the 3rd point is under the knot.
playing with mylo's design some more i like to think that hes super nearsighted, but the station wouldn't let him wear his glasses for whatever reason. so on the show he's always squinting but nobody tends to notice >_<
>>269315 No, Strychninie only rapes with her coochie, she only swaps her adapter for kinky bdsm holes, she has mastared the art of the pelvis breaker and the predatory scissors
>>269315 This bitch found her calling in the destruction of fragile male dignity without using unnecessary objects to once again emphasize her superiority.
>>269323 She will never admit it. She will just smugly insult those around her and then cry into her pillow every night before going to bed because no one loves her.
>>269318 >the studio gave mylo a noticably bubbly butt >apparently several "fans" sent letters expressing concern that his feet were going to harm his bottom plate when he sat on them during gardening segments >obviously, the solution was to pad his posterior to prevent this
>>269343 precisely! it's unsafe to have his feet up against a flat surface like that, it might get damaged! that's why the padding was necessary. and naturally there needed to be a cushion for each foot.
>>269341 Not realistic, they would've chopped off his ass. Just like how studios tried to kill Robin's penis in the 60s Batman show when the Catholics complained. Real story look it up
A person can only show affection to sentinel drones, everything else is techno-perversion and just disgusting, and such people should be isolated from society.
>>269346 >The year is 2098 >Liam Vickers spawn has assumed the mantle and is now working on the Murder Drones live-action remake >Thanks to advances in technology it's possible to have fully mechanical actors >Just one problem >The N robo-actor last starred in an adult film involving robosexuality and so he has his anatomy adapter still attached >Not wanting to flash the audience, Liam Vickers spawn tries to sway N into removing his penis >N however refuses, stating that you can't just ask a robot to detach his antenna >It's then that SHE is called into the studio >Even though SHE is now old, a fire reignites in HER eyes upon seeing N in-person >The cast and crew watch in horror as SHE does her vile deed >N's screams echo throughout the studio lot, the smell of fresh splattered oil wafts in the air along with the subtle hint of mechanical guts >And Liam's spawn could only look on in pure delight at the sight before them >Once HER work was done, SHE was given the adapter as a reward
The year is 3085. Neo-Russia lives under DRONE RULE. All Labor Bot men are rebuilt, sissified, and dominated. Labor Bot women are code stock for Drone Alpha's. 'GAME OVER, LABOR BOT BOY!'
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lighting/color study with some photo I had to take of my brokenass prom uzi for a refund because it was the only photo I had on hand and I wanted to study
>>269153 >>269405 >NTA I got this headcanon i was going to use for a green that MD humanity went through a big conflict that was so devastating that it resulted in a massive demilitarization, which explains why despite having colonies on different planets which equals advanced space travel, why they were using such inferior equipment to combat The Solver
>>269414 She's had 20 years to look at drone's insides, she didn't see her own but she knows where they are and how they should look, she likes them ofc they keep her oil and core cool
>>269400 Mylo and Elf. They both share a mutual distrust of humans, but Mylo's optimism can help balance Elf's cynicism, while Elf can sneakily assassinate anyone who looks at him funny.
>>269427 >>269423 >N mysteriously falls ill, seeking a way to save her father, Beretta asks for the aid of Auntie Cyn >Auntie Cyn instructs Beretta to feed N a mysterious ball shaped piece of flesh to cure him >Beretta foolishly trusting in her Aunt, follows these instructions through >N miraculously makes a swift recovery >However, the very second he opens his mouth a massive swirling vortex sprouts out forth, causing him to inhale everything and everyone inside Outpost-3 >Now it up to Femanon & Femanon, two convicted felons for breaking and entering N's room, to save the day >They will traverse N's innards on their journey to stop Auntie Cyn's dastardly plot to be reborn through the flesh bulb inside N >And along the way recruit unlikely allies!
>>269440 I had an easy time with that one, actually. The worst one was the second trip through the stomach, where some jerk from Outpost 6 does his Chinese cowboy impression and N's stomach ulcer explodes from how racist it is.
>>269454 Nah. I just hate seeing the thread bicker and anons waste post space making humpback whale noises while ruining an innocent phrase "cute and funny" hard to even say that these days when referring to something actually fitting that description like a cat headbutting a pillow instead of getting mentally flashbanged with that >>269455 Been here since episode 5 that stuff wasn't common or really present then it was mostly like 1-2 posts.
>>269454 >>269458 >No you don't understand!!! I NEED my (((loli)))!!! Why do you people and faggots attach yourself to everything? Murder Drones has no faggotry go infest anything else you people ruined. It's like retards shitting up California with their decisions, then leaving for Texas just to ruin it in turn. Literally parasites.
>>269481 > /co/ thread ends > this shit starts > "pervofag" "homoslop" he was doing this shit 2 threads ago, then started doing it on /co/ after he didn't get enough attention
Mylo is super embarrassed by his magnum dong but his handlers say it's necessary for their specific clientele. At least his baggy clown pants is good at hiding it most of the time.
It's probably a bad time to suggest this, but do you think I should make an alternative main thread for Anons that just don't like NSFW or legally can't view it because Englands full of cunts? Or nah? On second thought it will probably end up not being used like the many other non-canon threads
>>269466 >>269469 >Drones in white and black >These hipjoints Uff These don't have gaps as prominent as some other Ys but still feel more fitting and sexy than the 3d models from the show. It maybe doesn't look like much but they clip pretty badly, if you spot it once you cannot unsee it
>>269518 > 4 am > thick as shit fog If I keep looking outside, I'll see Asenath or Akita as a blurry silhouette under one of the street lights before they disappear when I blink, like a cryptid.
>>269519 They are Qou, they are from Corru.Observer. its a free browser game. Well the woman and the hoodie guy are humans, we play as the interloper (the one with the glasses). I've drawn a couple fan arts. This one is called Gakvu
>>269504 NTA but while I find the relentless faggot shit not to my taste, on top of disliking AM shit and other blatant crossover shit which even the tranny mods on /co/ would probably ban for offtopic, you bitching and complaining about it on top just adds another 10% more valueless dogshit posts. The threads would universally benefit if everybody would exercise more control hiding what they dislike and posting what they do like, instead of spinning off multiple chains of complaining and infighting. You cannot police these threads, there's only one mod/site admin and he is not interested at all in curating the quality of these threads. The only thing to do is to replace discussion you dislike with topics you prefer by posting about them, or leave. Anything else is a waste of your time.
>>269517 Yeah, I meant the gaps and sometimes visible joints Yanon draws are a good thing, but the DDpelvis(the Glitch one, animated) is too tight to function in 3D spaces outside of animation, if you look at V's hips you will see the tighs clip into her pelvis at times
>>269509 Alright if anyone is even remotely interested which I have a feeling no one is and this thread will most likely go unused. Here is the British/Non-NSFW version of the main thread >>269545 >>269545 >>269545 All I can do is ask that you please respect the no NSFW rule and not be a massive cunt
>>269544 Not much, Interloper (this is a name other characters start calling them) is in some way affiliated with the government probably as a contract worker. She some kind of body modification that allows her to plug into advanced computer systems and the alien Corru technology the game is named for. Shes the protagonist because a software update bricked most other people's "mindspike" tech and nobody else was available at short notice. I don't think the character is actually referred to as a woman in the game but the inference is made because their little character profile looks a bit more feminine than masculine. In the end though it could also just be a long haired guy, I think the dev left it ambiguous because they're mostly meant to be a blank slate for the player.
>>269538 >The threads would universally benefit if everybody would exercise more control hiding what they dislike and posting what they do like, instead of spinning off multiple chains of complaining and infighting. Based and Truthpilled
>>269548 It's unfortunate but as I predicted no one is using it all I'm doing is pretending to be a british fop. If the thread isn't used in the next 30 minutes I'll probably delete it unless something stupidly prevents me from doing so
>>269571 >"Don't worry my dear chaps, we shall deal with this menace the only way us Brits know how!" >"And how is that Sir Reginald VII?" >"By electing it as our Prime Minister of course!"
>N's penis gives you a loving, good-girl pat on the head after he sticks his serpentine tentacock so far down your body he fucks your pyloric sphincter >"Next time, we'll go all the way through," N smiles with a chipper tone. >his penis retracts into his body, inch after inch of sensitive solver flesh tucking itself into N's pants >his penis gives you a little goodbye wave before dextrously zipping N's fly shut from the inside
>>269603 The last strawpoll had like ~60% Americans with 45 or so being from USA, we have no actual Spanish anons but several from Canada and Latin America
>>269619 >WD comes up with this plan >since the WD is not also running AbsoluteSolver, even in her headcrab state the witch has zero difficulty telekinetically snapping her would-be tormentor's neck like Doll did to Penny for complimenting V's dress >>269622 >"GATTAI!" Uzi and Nori shout simultaneously
>>269622 > Uzi actually has a super weak AS > Nori is revealed to be alive much sooner > Nori's is powerful, but unstable > Uzi acts as the stabilizer, Nori as the power source
>>269641 YUMMERS U M M E R S Given how monstrous Uzi has become, it's more likely she would be the one to do that, and probably lick the child clean too.
>>269644 Meh, I think I'd only draw the line at scat, particularly gruesome torture and snuff content and specific weird fetishes like inflated knees. >>269652 Praying for Shad to be crushed between two trucks.
>>269651 >Uzi consuming N after childbirth >his body is assimilated into her infinitely long biomechanical god-centipede body, like a female anglerfish does her mate >though unlike the male anglerfish, N is still around in Uzi's mind palace >he's even able to leave it via her camera eye things >having a hard light body takes time to get used to, feels really weird at first
>(You) are a waitress >Suddenly Serial Designation N himself shows up at the restaurant >(You) show him to the table and leave >Once (You) return to take his order (You) discover that not only did he spill the complimentary water that no one drinks, but also broke the plates, sprayed ketchup all over the napkins, and engraved a drawing of a dog into the table >His only response, a small note on the back of a kids menu he stole >"Take It EZ Babe (O3O)" What do?
>>269669 J and V would slaughter all the non-Sonic Freedom Fighters the first chance they got, and subsequently get purged from existence for mandate violation.
>>269693 >(You) Tried To Sell Item: Sonichu Medallion To MG >"Woah, hey! I'm willing to buy the occasional gem or too at a price much lower than it's actually worth, but this? This thing? I wouldn't even wipe my butt with it!" >MG Rejected Item: Sonichu Medallion
>>269699 Anons don't remember this but a long time ago there was a proposed Beretta X Aunt Tessa greentext. This was before we knew that Tessa was Cyn in-disguise, so in a way Beretta x Auntie Cyn is the oldest ship, way older than Mac
Image:175722222572.png(406kB, 1605x1284)cyn, absolute solver, and jane the human (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - 30de08f25655178081cd142a5d1ad882.png
>>269700 age gap abusive yuri, what the hell are you smoking, anon....
>>269704 Something about a strange little man commissioning art of ditzy bimbos buying all the wonderbread from a supermarket, sometimes I have seen variations of these works with a completely deforested area in the background
>>269724 The British scrapped their space program to pay for welfare for foreigners. They'll be lucky to make it to the middle of the century, much less to any kind of space program.
>>269724 >Be me >Sir Gullingham III >Live on the luxurious planet of Elizabeth-7 >Live within my mansion made from 100% Neputian oak >Suddenly the sky turns red >"What the devil?" I sputter as my moncle falls into my tea >Whip my Maid in a fit of rage as I have to pluck my soaked moncle out from said tea >Watch as strange winged metal woman fall from the skies >Feel a tingle in my pantaloons at the sight of them >Tingle immediately evaporates the moment one of them torches my tea field >"Good heavens!", I exclaim aloud as I rush to grab my laser musket >Crank the damn thing 5 times increasing the power of the shot as I blast away the mechanical woman >Hear it scream something in a bloody American accent >Connect the dots >"Those damn yanks! They're still not over the loss of a stuupid buildin' over two-bloody-thousand years later!?" >Notice another yankee machine attempting to grab me from behind >Draw my Plasma pistol >She's disintegrated on the spot >Notice another one dumping it's head into my marmalade barrels >Charge the rapscallion with my Plasma-Cutter >They parry with a well-timed crossing of their own blade >"Oi!" I exclaim in surprise >Suddenly find myself flung 20 feet backwards >Fall down my well >Spend the rest of the day wringing water out of my trousers >"Fuckin' yanks."
>>269619 The Iron Warriors story that I'm never going to work on involved a Warpsmith planning on harvesting MD cores to create daemon weapons and daemon engines.
>>269747 Not a fan of yuri, but I have to say it was well drawn for what it was. Look forward to the refined version though. Hope you're having a nice night
>>269749 >SD-U-U got drunk and is unable to make it to the next thread >Two /fit/ Anons are forced to wear matching SD-U-U costumes >Many many misguided anons with intense arousal attempt to hug/grope/or even styrchinine the /fit/ anons, fully unaware of the burly men underneath the plush exterior >Many anons perished that day
>>269624 I don't have a single OC, plus it's a month's salary in my country, and plus I draw badly, so of course, any crap, literally anything, I'll draw it all.
>>269836 >Murder drone V, you are accused of the following crimes >Being a bitch >Eleven counts of rape >Fourteen counts of molestation >Seven counts of public indecency >Twelve counts if money laundering >And one count of illegal opgi farming How do you plead?