Today is another beautiful day for Drones, like all other days, for a long time. The Wonderful Booru: https://dronebooru.co The wheel with multiple OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf And it's modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The gorgeous OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The last Thread: >>266840
Personification of hate made into a drone, A hobo who is somehow scarier,... and Smile anons who somehow manages to keep the squad intact by sheer cuteness.
>>267774 Upon further reflection, I don't think Nori would get right back to being a weird pestering goblin after the final episode anymore. Think she'd try early on, but with everything that's weighing on her (almost twenty years of complete isolation, guilt and shame over misplaced blame for the core collapse and over ghosting her family, body horror, disgust and more shame from aforementioned body horror, losing Yeva and her family while she was gone) she'd almost immediately stop because she's not feeling it anymore, despite her unconvincing insistence that she's fine. Would spend a while being sad (or maybe "just" clingy with her family) and withdrawn outside her family and their associates. The other adult drones would feel slightly guilty over being relieved that Nori's too sad to resume bothering them with her autistic shenanigans.
>>267796 I gotta say, the art you do of Alice in "normal" human environments doing mundane things is always KINO, my personal favorite of yours is the autumn season picnic one with the fall season orange tree foliage in the background, you are definitely my favorite artist on here btw, kudos to you aliceanon (^∇^)ノ♡
So a little kid with a terminal illness gets to make a wish before they kick the bucket, the child wishes to meet Liam Vickers and talk to him, what happens?
>>267812 >A priest walks in. >"I'm sorry son, Mr. Vickers said he won't be able to come today..." >The child's frown turns to confusion as the priest places a hand at the top of his head, then the other, then he begins to tear his skull in two. >As the skin parts, it reveals the bloody visage of Liam smiling. >"Just kidding lmao." >He pronounces lmao as "lemayo" and continues to pronounce emojis out loud as the excited child happily watches.
>the drYder mates with you while you are wrapped in a cocoon >she gets solver pregnant and lays eggs all around you >one day, the eggs hatch >thousands of mini drYders crawl over your face, begging for their father's attention
>>267794 (me) >Lizzy's dad is horrified and practically shitting himself when he realizes Nori's in the vents and it's impossible to keep her out like he could before she was a headcrab... then she pokes out of the vent and sighs. >"Hey Liam," she says, sounding distracted. Her eye isn't focused on anything in particular. "Wanna watch Lucky Star? I'm not in a good place right now."
>>267820 Anon can I give you some stylistic criticism? I really like your output and quality and you're one of our best drawfags but I have suggestions that you may ignore. Don't want to just throw them out there if you're not in the mood.
>A whole year had gone by since I’ve been accepted into the job >Training was rigorous, but due to former experience it wasn’t as difficult for me >Some of my old veteran buddies managed to get the job too, but training prevented us from ever interacting >While on training I only earnt a quarter of the promised salary, though my fully paid off cybernetic arm did make up for it >Really helped with aiming at the surprisingly fast and erratic training dummies >During the course of training I got close to some of my new squad mates
>Philip looked a couple years younger than me, looked new to the job too >Former Army man, participated in the Neptune Sieges, he was alright
>Another of my mates had no name, but my mates referred to him as Tennisball >Participated in the earliest months of the Jovian War, but was discharged because his head was exploded >He miraculously managed to make a full recovery but received permanent brain damage and remained bald with visible scars and stitches, hence his nickname
>And finally Vanta, the squad’s leader, had been in the CTC for over eight years >She was missing the entirety of her nose and upper jaw, replaced with a metallic cybernetic maxilla for breathing and chewing >It kind of made her look as though she had a terminator endoskeleton peeking out >She never went into detail about her past, all we know is her injury came while working for the company
>There were other human members in our squad, but these three are the ones I got most acquainted with >There were also a couple of drones in our squad, because of course there were >They all looked the same to me, but there was something different about one of them >That one Tennisball had nicknamed Emmec, a fittingly empty soulless fake name >Whenever you talked to it, it looked at you with empty cyan eyes, almost as if that thing was somehow depressed >It almost made me feel bad for it, but those things probably aren’t sentient anyways [3/?]
Apologies for a shorter part, I’ve been busy all day
>>267798 Thanks a lot really, I've 'been meaning to' draw more of these (summer does terrible things to productivity artwise, always had, fall should be close enough to finally get more Alice made) >>267803 Thankeyu
>J has Jugbears to worry about >N doesn't worry about Ndigos, because he can very easily dispatch them >So what's V have? >You don't have to look too far >You really think she made it out of the Sentinel ambush?
>>267848 fuuuuuuuuuuck I know it's 'not that deep' but that makes what V's doing at 8's end in the bunker even worse. Then again, it doesn't matter who's doing it as long as you get killed to emphasize a point/entertainment
>The only relative who didn’t treat Tessa like shit has passed away. >Her mother behavior changed into more caring and spent more time with her. >Tessa thinks the loss of that relative is what made her change. Martha possess Louisa while torment her consciousness
You ever look at the drone whose sole purpose it is to lay in your bed and essentially be your body pillow and think "wow maybe it's wrong to treat a sapient lifeform like that"? I tried to ask the drone about it but she told me to shut up and come to bed.
>>267860 >V actually fucking dies to the sentinels >since Uzi doesn't know how to grab DDs' souls yet, the Solver grabs V and rezzes her-minus some inconvenient memories-for the final battle >stuff happens during the final battle >V's memories get fucked with some more >she's left with memories of working as a maid, then a bunch of horrific images she has no context for, then vague memories of some people being friendly with her-people she knows are her friends, who are reintroducing themselves to their amnesiac friend >most of the other drones are still terrified of V because of mass murder and sadistic violence she has no memories of carrying out
>>267891 >V actually fucking dies to the sentinels How fould that happen? Think they actually can destroy cores or would their 'eliminate all ai' not recognize a core/fleshcore especially? After all every subject or DD was left alone by them with undisturbed core, a drone chest resisted Tess's sword
>>267878 That entirely depends on the mood/vibe you plan on capturing with the finished piece >If you want it to play out like a genuinely horrific display of bodily mutilation courtesy of an evil and/or horny N, then make it slow (with an emphasis on the gruesome details being opened like a can entails) >If you want it to play out like lewd slapstick with the punchline being N using his can-opener penis on Uzi ("Foolish Murder Drone, my flat bottom is unfuckable!" "Haha, you underestimate the power of my Disassembly Dick!"), then make it fast
I WISH TO PUSH THE ENVELOPES OF THE LIMIT EXPERIMENTATION, NON-CONFORMIST >>267903 I like your brain Most of the inspiration was that beetle video, I was thinking more of "stab" than actual can opening
Both in case would be VERY interesting The idea is >Post ep8 >Uzi has admin access over the N >She has a stupid idea >If she can feel human like "hormones" (libido) >What about DD's? >Uzi fiddles with N's Libido (He does not realize) >Puts it to the max levels for the shits and giggles >forgets about it >days later disaster ensures
>>267904 Honestly femanon I don't really see the appeal, even from a sadist point of view, of just stabbing your dick into a featureless plate. No matter how tame/gruesome you make it. If you want shock value go for it but even then I feel like there's more shocking, less goofy ways to do it.
>>267904 I see, well if this is Post-Ep8 then there's a lot of opportunity to include extra Solver Shenanigans into the scenario >N is so horny that he literally drills/can-opens into Uzi's bottom >After successfully breaching her body N has a brief moment of lucidity that makes him seriously question/regret the "unforgivably terrible" thing he's just done to Uzi >To N's relief (and eventual horror) his can-opening actually helps Uzi out by finally freeing her trapped Eldritch vagina which then proceeds to literally lock/bite around his penis like a Chinese finger trap, refusing to let go no matter how hard he tries to pull out >It is now a battle between an unstoppable force (full-libido N) & an immovable object (Uzi's scary solverpussy)
>>267920 I tried to get them to catch on for a while, but there just wasn't much interest, so I eventually stopped since I didn't want to keep pushing them to the point it got on people's nerves. it's nice to see them pop up from time to time, especially in the greens >>267922 mentioned
>>267929 >>267940 >>255443 linking the last part since the whole thing is spread over multiple threads and cross-thread post linking only works backwards
>>267946 I wish I could ask Writeariend to save the other half, but he's already loaded a huge amount of greens, and asking for more would be just super-asshole-ish.
>>267858 I was trying to make a Ripley like character. I did take inspiration from Sophie for her injuries but made them more extreme to emphasize how dangerous the job can be. >>267934 I usually don't like when people create specialized WD variants, but the Grunts are an exception I like a lot. I'd love to include them in my ongoing CTC green but don't know much about them and wouldn't want to mischaracterize them.
>>267956 not a lot of characterization to get wrong, honestly. and even if they're not portrayed "accurately" I'm just happy to see them sticking around. I posted a new fun fact or two about them every thread for a while after I came up with them, so there's a bit more development there, but the jist is: >loyal to humanity, devoted to protecting human life and getting the mission done even if it means their destruction >skilled soldiers with lots of combat know-how, often military geeks >naive and inexperienced at anything unrelated to war >strong sense of camaraderie, especially with other linked GDs
>>267993 >Lizzy is friends with at least three drones that can be safely categorized as being monsters >Eye is unique amongst them for two distinct reasons: Lizzy has absolutely no desire to clang him (she's a monsterfucker, not a fagbreaker) and because he is the only one capable of regularly unsettling (and even outright scaring) her through his behavior >Actively trying to help Eye untangle his particularly twisted emotional baggage is what ultimately convinces Lizzy to seriously consider becoming a professional monsterhugger Based art, very nice work drawfren!
I got reminded of that old Smash or Pass AI, wanted to see it again to see what kind of things it would say shit got deleted some time ago this is so sad, I can't see how thirsty an AI can be to a perfect machine
>>268003 >Love this dudes art style Ditto, off-model is okay when it makes my pp hard plus they're robots and they can look like literally anything because their bodies are all hardware that can be modified.
can someone explain my drone's weird behavior? she keeps doing this thing where she'll be mid-conversation with me, then hop up on a table, lay on her back, and dangle her head off the edge before continuing the conversation. what's up with that?
IT'S FINALLY HERE!! Season 2 has officially started, folks! There is a lot, and I mean A LOT of important stuff that'll be developed and revealed this season, so I hope you're ready for a wild ride. As for when you can expect the next chapter/episode, well I will try to stick a monthly/bi monthly schedule, but if I feel motivated enough, I might churn our three, it really depends of my irl schedule. But for now, let's enjoy the start of this new arc.
>>268005 >you are the (J)iant's consciousness >you ride on her shoulder and give her advice >the (J)iant rips open a bunker door and reaches inside, grabbing worker drones by the handful to consume >you tell the (J)iant that she shouldn't eat worker drones >she pauses, a hand moving to her chubby belly >she decides to eat only half
>>268021 Personal passion and a lot of creative 'tism mixing into a deadly combination. It also helps that I'm a very patient guy that likes taking things in a slow burn and build-up sort of fashion, so I keep motivating myself to finish the set-up before reaching to the main main story and conflict.
More comics with everyone’s favorite technically canon OC, rather than just Beauregard and Tessa, I thought it might be fun to also explore the dynamics in the extended friendgroup. An “inverted” version where the Manor Drones give their opinion on him will be coming soon.
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>>268032 >I guess being an extra-dimensional being gives you a different perspective on things.
Also a little bonus based on a running gag I considered at some point but ultimately decided against. While he is nice to Drones Beauregard is admittedly nowhere near as high on the “Drones are better than people” juice as Tessa is, and his attitude is largely pragmatic. This is why I considered having him refer to the Manor trio as “Jay”, “En”, and “Vee” to show that he didn’t fully get it (or that he didn’t consider the possibility that they all have single-letter names). But I thought people might interpret it as him giving them demeaning nicknames. Still miles better than James and Louisa either way though.
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>>268028 You think Liam could have taken some inspiration?
>>268032 >>268033 Another excellent comic. I quite enjoy the way you portray the dynamic of everyone >An “inverted” version where the Manor Drones give their opinion on him will be coming soon. Looking forward to it!
And now, Uzi is going to sing little Beretta a lullaby, one she learned from her dad:
In 3050, I was on a mining colony On copper Just a quiet backwater facility Among the stars
And then one day I was minding my own business I was mining my own ore and there she was...
Vore Satan In a wormhole growing from a church Vore Satan Exploding the planet's core
And as she came, so landed her disassembly drones Slaughtered my friends in a second
Vore Satan Building spiers left and right Vore Satan All she does is vore and [null]
I didn't sign up for this I just wanted to get away Somewhere remote Just a place where I can earn myself uppies Without getting vore'd
But every time I think it's safe And every time I think it's calm I'm wrong
Vore Satan Disasemblers rampaging, buildings falling down Vore Satan Laying waste to this planet
Now, all the humans are dead Vore Satan has not yet prevailed Only we are left alive to tell the tale of...
Vore Satan Comes out of nowhere to [null] Vore Satan Eating planets is all she can enjoy Vore Satan In a skinsuit, flying in a pod Vore Satan Coming back to vore Vore Satan (x3) She's the Vore Satan
>>268044 If he was at the mansion, things would have gone down differently. Cyn knew this and attacked while he was away, but he wound up transferring critical files to Copper-9 that eventually led to the patch being somewhat developed.
AAAAAUUGGGHHH!!! MY SOUL! MY SOUL HAS BEEN ENSLAVED! JANE, YOU RAT! YOU WEREN'T USING THE RADIO TO CONTACT COMMAND! YOU WERE MAKING A SECRET DEAL WITH THE SOLVER TO GIVE ME THE OL' SPICY SOUL-STEAL! HOW COULD YOU GIVE YOUR OWN COMRADE THE SPICY SOUL-STEAL, JANE?
>>268056 >Beauregard is practicing with his rapier in the manor, doing some flourishes to make his parents think he's practicing the impractical, out of date weapon whose only purpose in mastering is to make his parents look good in front of the other rich assholes. >Parry, flourish, parry, flourish. >Parry- >BOOOOOOM >The room is blown away with a thin wedge of intact walls directly behind Beauregard. >Everything else in the distance is char and ruin. >All except for a small drone in the sky, looking down on him. >"Understandable." Cyn says. "Have a nice day."
>>268067 And it says fhis about human Cyn >Her eyes, those fucking golden fires, promise a delightful chaos, a wildness that just screams to be unleashed. That wide, predatory grin and those sharp teeth don't scare me; they fucking ignite a primal hunger deep within my gut, a craving to taste the delicious madness she embodies. She spills coffee like she gives zero fucks, her entire being a brazen declaration of untamed spirit. I ache to unleash that fucking energy, to feel the heat of her gaze scorch my very soul, to lose myself in the thrilling unpredictability she radiates. Every fiber of my being screams to pull her close, to sink into the delicious danger of her presence, to let her intoxicating aura damn well consume me whole. This isn't just attraction; it's a goddamn gravitational pull towards a beautiful, exhilarating storm, and I'm ready to drown in it. Gives her 8/10. AI is dronephobic
>>268067 >>268073 >>268083 >It dislikes on model drones or at least requires a lewd outfit to get it up This poor thing has clearly been trained on pictures of human roasties as a baseline, it should be euthanized. It is the only humane option
>>268090 That is the correct answer, it's trained on e-thots so it sees the trve beauty of Alice for example and it doesn't know what to make of it, so it defaults to calling it ugly
>>268082 It gave Liam's concept drawing of Alice a 1/10, but gave pic rel 8/10 and this comment (I agree with this) >That glint in her luminous eyes, a raw hunger barely contained, pulls me into her orbit like a moth to a flame. The dangerous edges of her form, those wicked blades and thorny tail, promise a thrilling dance on the precipice of ruin. Every clink of her mechanical parts sings a seductive, discordant song, a primal call to embrace the beautiful chaos she embodies. I want to feel the exquisite danger of her embrace, to surrender to the sharp intimacy she offers. Fuck, she looks like she could tear me apart, and I'd beg for more. Her very presence screams a vulgar promise of untamed passion, making my core ache. I'd let her goddamn sharp tail caress my skin, damn the consequences. To lose myself in that chaotic, delicious mess she is, that's what pure fucking desire tastes like. I crave the wicked sensation of her, a raw fucking hunger. God, I want to feel her dangerous grip around me, a truly depraved fantasy.
So how many guys at Cabin Fever do you think got worn down enough by Nori's constant aura of horniness that they started having shameful secret thoughts about her?
My DD girlfriend makes me snap this magnetic virus thing to her forehead every time we bang and gets pissy if I take it off before it hits 95%. I just don't want to kill her.
Mental image I just got: Uzi, unable to handle keeping her lost humanity something she must suffer in silence anymore, publicly outing herself as now being an infinitely long biomechanical god-worm using her own corpse as a sockpuppet... and being moved to tears of joy when the reaction to the reveal is disinterest because even though she's a nightmarish monster now, everyone still just sees her as an autistic goblin freak.
>>268151 >Sometimes I like to strap N down to a table and play with his insides. >It's fun for him. >N is shaking his head no right up until Tessa looks back at him, and gives her a thumbs up.
I know this was linked here once before but it should be menioned that the petrification channel made an episode with Alice, Yevi, Nora and Alice Murder drones Figurine 8
Anyone got a link to leaked glitch inn files? recently saw some concept art about the drone cores from it and I wanna see what else has been posted on there last I checked,
>>268161 No, the two screenshots here and in the co threads are all I have, I didn't make the leakfolder and I didn't have GlitchInn in nearly half a year now
>>268162 Also, this pretty much confirms that all WDs have singularities, since Liam says it is a vacu chamber made to contain singularities, if you or anyone else was part of the discussion on co a few days ago
I remember an anons theory that the Elliotts and other citizens of Earth dress like there from Victorian ages because of a timeline split, proposing that Drones were created in the 1800s. And now I wonder what a clockwork Drone looks like
>>268189 Basde >>268190 Weak, you are scared of dronussy. If you were an onmodel purist you would have noticed Oozi's oofmodel pelvis too, but understandably Alice drew your eye more
>>268196 “He who makes monstergirls should see to it that in the process he does not become a monstergirl. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you. Uwu.”
>>268194 Yes, and you can also get your drone waifu of choice too, but first you must earn her through holy jihad against the non drone-fucker infidels
>>268149 >N unconditionally loves Uzi regardless of what she is and actually finds her Solverpede body kinda hot >V trusts that Uzi is still herself in spite of the what's going on with her body (although she does still tease her about it) >Khan is almost overly supportive of his daughter's new body, going as far as redesigning the super-majority of all Outpost 3 doors to accommodate her new form >Nori is also super supportive of Uzi, albeit in a more unconventional sense (she adamantly refuses to get herself a new body out of solidarity for her daughter) >Thad genuinely thinks Uzi's "new" body is badass but otherwise still thinks of her as the exact same autistic gremlin >Lizzy (despite the occasional offhand 'compliment' about her new body) treats Uzi virtually the same way as how she's always treated her >Doll is reluctant (at first) to leave Uzi's mind palace, mainly so she can lend a proverbial hand in mitigating The Solver's perpetual attempts at influencing her (as well as out of guilt over her own emotional baggage)
>>268213 as a female DD, J’s hips ass and thighs weigh approximately 200 tons, but as a male DD, N’s hips ass and thighs weigh approximately 250 tons, so he can support the weight
>>268149 >"Ugh, what are you THANKING US for?!" >"I was happier not knowing what Uzi crying sounds like." >"I know, right? So gross!" >"Oh Robo-God, she's making out with N now. No one wants to see that crap, Doorman! Get a room!"
>>268115 >Mylo gets done with everything he needs to do outside while avoiding being molested, finally he can decompress by streaming >He takes off all his Mylo gear and dresses down into a much more boring getup, starts streaming >Sets up a tier list of sentinel drones based on which ones he could beat in a fight >"Avre, not a chance. She rips me in half, dude. I mean, she'd probably feel bad about it, but she destroys me." >"Pavo... I could probably beat him. He's a little crazy, but I don't think I can lose a fight to anyone wearing a suit, you know?" >"Harper, I think she'd let me win, and I'd feel bad about it. It's like beating up your grandma. You're gonna win, but it's not worth it." >"Ivory. I'm running, she's invincible, she destroys me. I'm not even gonna try."
>>268149 Add-on: Uzi using her Solverpede camera eyes and her infinite length to give the Outpost 3 locals whose souls she inherited from the AS-plus everyone she inherited from Doll via the AS, plus Darren and (assuming she ate him too) Sam-hard light bodies so they can go back to their lives.
>enn sucking on his little nanite tail >oogi comes along >enn offers her his tail >she greedily slurps and suckles while enn giggles because it tickles >oogis face turns to confusion, then horror >she begins to melt >within seconds she is a pile of purplish, grey ooze >enn looks sad for a bit, but cheers up as he licks away the melted oogi
>>268347 >They all realistically look horrifying to the unfiltered human eyes >They still act like otherwise normal(ish) people who just want a friend >Anon the Monsterhugger wouldn't have it any other way Excellent artwork!
>Shymander is a malfunctioned sentinel drone, a failed experiment created by human forces using Solver parts left overs.
> An untested modification that went horribly awry. This fusion triggered an insatiable hunger for drone cores and sadistic tendencies buried beneath a deceptive shy facade for preys to lower their guards.
>On the surface, Shymander appears timid and reserved, often avoiding eye contact by hiding in their "hoodie" and muttering apologies like "I don’t want to hurt you badly!" >His untrustworthy nature stems from his uncontrollable urge to devour his teammates, forcing his squad to carry powerful magnets to sedate him when his hunger spikes.
>Shymander’s Solver-infected origins grant him unique skills: he can mimic voices to lure victims, blend into his surroundings with camouflage, >His tongue doubles as a weapon, capable of piercing drone armor to extract cores.
>>268032 >Cyn was not included because she was grounded for the stunt she pulled in the previous comic. Not because I couldn’t think of anything for her to say or something.
Anyways, the promised inverse to yesterday's comic, sprinkled with a few crumbs of implied Jessa for anyone who is into that. (>>268037 admittedly the predictable option, but you gotta work with hat you have). I could write a detailed character study here, but they are just happy to meet someone (other than Tessa) who doesn’t treat them like crap, it’s not that complicated.
>>268353 Overall? V. SPECIFICALLY V after she's been >Tags: transformation, guro, monster girl, mindbreak, bimbofication, corruption Among just workers? Nori, and that's number five of what she misses most about having a body (the others are, in ascending order, hands, depth perception, not usually feeling cold, and not getting attacks of full body phantom pain)
>>268376 >they are just happy to meet someone (other than Tessa) who doesn’t treat them like crap, it’s not that complicated.
>Be anon >Be a child of common proretaries in the Federation's shithole >You grew up working and being humiliated by rich bastards because your parents couldn't afford a rich life (they only had you for the sake of maternity capital and so that you wouldn't let their old asses starve to death in the future) >But using your persistence and luck, you managed to get out of the shit >Well, just become a mid-level technician >It's still more than you could have expected, so you don't complain >You were assigned to manage a team of worker drones at a small mine on a distant planet >You lived in such a shitty backwater that you'd never seen drones before, only read about them in textbooks and saw them on the internet >Upon arrival, you immediately get to work and everything goes as it should >Oops, looks like one of the workers accidentally dropped a cart of ore >You go over to check if everything is okay >The worker doesn't seem to be hurt, but you can tell by his scared expression that he's scared >Seriously scared >Okay, you remember that they are quite emotional, and although you still don't understand why drones would be given emotions, you are not going to watch him cry. >"Thank robo-God, nothing bad happened. Come on, buddy, let's go to the workshop, I'll run some diagnostics to make sure you're okay." >Suddenly, he froze >And so did all the nearby drones >Dozens of digital eyes stared at you >The entire mine froze, even the machines suddenly went silent, like in old movies when the main character is in deep trouble >"I... say something wrong?"
>>268347 I want bottom right I want the antlered the asenath the creature do you still have in stick please gibe to me the arsonath please give deer me mutant give me do now give me eat you
Screenface robot. https://x.com/FUCH_official/status/1963147436383162842 Human uzi (boob joke) https://x.com/NanaraUwU/status/1963269525601972351 Normal uzi in shower https://x.com/kiwixen/status/1963572598391906530
Day sixteen, the bed drone no longer lets me leave the house. She somehow got access to my email, work doesn't even know I'm gone. My friends think I'm busy at work. I think the dronedash delivery drone is in on it, she doesn't even respond when I yell for help. I saw her looking up how to administer an IV for "better fluid recovery." I'm posting from the smart toilet, if you can read this, please-
>>268448 >>268450 Oh calm down, this is just the honeymoon period. Give the girl time untill the end of the month and she'll calm down and dont worry about work you get state mandated days off for this its in the constitution and you don't have to worry about money either, your honeymoon is state founded But only if you have at least one child by the end of next year
>Father: Anon_name, think about your future, stop fucking that damn half-intelligent toaster and find yourself a girlfriend already! >Anon: Ok. >*Some time later* >Father: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
>>268464 Liam likely gets paid royalties on any MD merch/spinoffs unless he signed an incredibly predatory contract. He's smart enough to not even get in the way of free money.
> going back to the previous thread to find a post from 2 days ago to get angry at it again even after getting angry at it when it was first posted your local pharmacy have a shortage on your medication or what
>>268475 >go over to beretta's for dinner >she loves your burritos so much she eats until she gets bloated >N walks in and sees her looking bloated and asks what happened >beretta points at you and says you did it (made food too good to stop eating)
>>268459 > >>268464 Liam is never named and does likely have no say in the comic. I will ignore the comic, Glitch may be able to license md but they didn't come up with it, the impending likely shitshow is entirely separate from Liam and animated original Murder Drones.
>>268476 >N smiles like a maniac and runs down the hall >"UZI! WE'RE GONNA BE GRANDPARENTS!" >You sigh as you slink out of the door and through the disused passages leading to deep maintenance, ready to lay low for the third time in your life since meeting Beretta
>>268482 >You settle in in your comfy hiding tunnel >You're glad you still have the place setup after the last time >Suddenly a mass of tentacles with camers bursts in into your solitude >Uzi found you >She's not mad >Or at least she's not mad enough to kill you >But she is taking you back >Beretta got indigestion from pigging out and now you have to help... or else >Ths is bad, you don't think pepto bismol works on drones
>>268484 >Tessa sneakily tries on a bunnysuit reserved for one of the 'private' parties at the manor >N, V & J are also dressed up in (poorly fitting) bunnysuits as well >Cyn is put in basement time-out again after misinterpreting "bunnysuit" as meaning a suit made from literal bunnies (it took skinning multiple rabbits before she had enough material to make her gruesome suit)
>>268492 >This is going on in J's mind >Suddenly >SNAP BACK TO REALITY >She is still in the cardboard box >The Oil-crack-vodka-uranium mixture she spend the last of her money on didn't kill her after the god like high So tell me Anon, when you see this tweaker drone on the street, what will you do? It's going to rain soon and the forecast said it's going to be a downpour
>>268508 Guess what, that chra ter you like? Yeah that one, they are canonically a child as well so you are also a sick fuck. I don't need to specify since it could qpoly to anything you watched.
I remember one time, for no reason whatsoever, uzi wondered if she could remove her own head from her body, she did, no pain, no reactions at all, she just did
>>268515 Guess what, that character you like? Yeah that one, they are canonically a child as well so you are also a sick fuck. I don't need to specify since it could apply to anything you watched.
>>268473 >>268474 heeeyyyyy, anon, Oni press here. so, turns out, we've only got the budget for 6 issues, sooooo.... could (You) tell our writer what parts he can cut? he says he's not gonna watch the show to find out so you're in charge of trimming the fat (and some of the less important cuts of meat, haha)
>>268543 Doll and Alice don't need to be there. They just die, anyway. V remembers everything or something, so we can skip episode 5 and have V tell Uzi.
>>268546 We can remove Tessa too, since she only exists as a backstory for Cyn’s outfit. May as well cut J and just have N kill V in the first issue too.
Greentext Prompt: Emily gets into an argument with Rebecca about religion because Rebecca believes that Hazbin Hotel is an accurate depiction of religion
>>268552 >Rebecca goes to robot Hell and discovers instead of femboy spiders and fat obese angel men waiting to peg her to death, it's just eternal suffering and fire >Though she does note the strangely large amount of Molli and Akita fans
>>268547 >We can remove Tessa too, since she only exists as a backstory for Cyn’s outfit. Except Tessa also exists to establish the foundational backstory for N, V, J. Removing her would essentially remove the main reason behind why they were working at the manor in the first place, not to mention that it creates a massive plot hole regarding the setup for how Cyn went from "Dead drone buried in a dump" to "Solver host plotting the Gala Massacre"
>>268559 >NTA The whole Elliott section was wasted backstory potential to be fair. Didn't explain their personalities at all like why J talks like she's a corpo instead of an elegant but strict Maid, or why N acts overly clumsy and naive instead of a fancy butler. V's personality is kind of the only one that works.
>>268561 The DDs should've been living different lives and witnessed everything from a differing perspective. V would've seen Elliot manor, J would've given us a view on a functional JCJenson, and N could've probably had something tragic like working in an orphanage or something
>>268557 >Rebecca winds up in Mr. Boss' part of Hell >She loads and unloads clothes at a laundromat forever >It's relaxing, peaceful work, she's in her element
>>268546 Do you have any idea how severely the removal of two of the 10 most important characters will fuck up the story as is? Tho maybe they would actually be retarded enough to do so, when the comic comes out we will see very clearly what they meant when saying it is not a 1:1 >>268549 Maybe, imo it's 50/50 they remove her or they cannot let the chance slide of making some exemple out of the Southern antagonist, considering the 'people' working on this
the comic should've been the perfect opportunity to get Liam back and expand on the world, smooth out some rough edges, and tie up some loose ends. instead Liam has no involvement, the story is going to be even more rushed, and they've hired a shitty writer who isn't even a fan of the show
>>267908 >what doll thinks would happen >in reality >anon’s life is so fucking bad >even skinwalkers don’t want anon’s life >no family >no friends >not one day has gone by without something going bad >everyday for 21 years
>>268592 iirc the artist that made her found out that his sculpture was scaring kids on the internet so he took pictures of it disassembled and said don't worry she's not real
>>268590 >Beretta is a flesh creature underneath that Drone shell I don't know why this is treated like a weird thing when all of the DDs and Solver Witches are flesh creatures under their shells.
>>268592 >>268595 I was one of these kids when I found it at 2AM in 2018 when I was 14, do not compare Asenath to her tho Asenath is pretty mimi is a fucking skinnie
Why do Tads keep punching my Cyntipedes to death? I keep trying to raise an army of Cyntipedes in my backyard and everytime I get 6 of them together a bunch of Tads in a remote control monster truck show up, trash the place with tiny red cups and then beat all my Cyntipedes to death before going down the street to destroy mail boxes. How do I stop this from happening?
>>268615 Stop trying to create an environment for Cyntipedes you fag, they're an invasive species and their presence just brings more Tads into the area, you know their natural predator
>>268623 >"I can't believe that Trump was just elected president, the times we live in sure are strange, huh?" >Said the Anon to his Drone grandchildren in the year 2075
>>268624 >The Drones of course were forced into the role of his grandchildren, truth is Anon never married, not even a mechanical woman was interested in him >Perhaps this was due to the fact that Anon was a Faggot
Invent random items that can drop/be sold in the Murder Drones RPG. I'll start >The Frozen Fish Of Self-Loathing >Can be found after using a saw to cut open the lake around Camp 98.7 >Item Type: Heavy Melee Weapon >Stats: -15 Health on wearer, +5 Frost Damage, Applies frozen status effect to enemies upon every 3rd successful hit >Description: A perfectly preserved fish encased in a block of ice, the idea of using this as a weapon is both extremely embarrassing and stupid, but chances are you'll use it anyways!
>>268631 >>268634 If you are willing to dig up the whole lake you can also chance upon the Holy Mackerel. It is rng seeded upon starting a new game so it can be in any part of the lake.
>>268631 >JC-Jenson Pen >Can be found in an easter-egg event involving a Red Telephone Booth, in vanilla game >Can also be found in the Shattered Dimensions DLC as a random drop/in stores >Item Type: Crafting item, Light Melee Weapon, Projectile >Stats: +5 Damage to DDs, Inflicts bleed damage status effect for 5 seconds on successful strike, 5% Chance of Extra Attack, Weaker damage due to being a writing utensil, +80 Damage To Serial Designation J, Higher Critical Chance Against Serial Designation J, 50% Chance To Apply Confusion Status Effect To Serial Designation J For 5 Turns >Description: Either you're suffering from undiagnosed dyslexia or the maker of this pen was, or perhaps this pen is actually from an alternate much darker future where the JCJenson brand was revived under new leadership and everything you knew and love is an industrial hellscape!....It's probably more likely dyslexia.
>>268645 It's a reference to the JC character that no one can write a green for because his setting is too complex https://dronebooru.co/posts?tags=jc+&z=5
>>268599 They just have flesh growing from their cores. They're drones filled with eldritch meat. After they go through eldritch meat puberty, Beretta and Negev are eldritch meat covered in drone.
>>268653 Around the time when JC was being actively discussed, we had several writefags try to write for him, only to fall ill when they tried. It was a consistent enough pattern that he was declared cursed.
>>268467 basically, its a reference to how if the original (Goodbye Volcano High) sucked so much, then channers, out of spite, will make a better product
>>268655 Yes, because he's a drone filled with eldritch meat. He is more drone than eldritch meat. Eldritch meat puberty results in Uzi's daughters becoming more eldritch meat than drone.
>>268670 That was literally only one thread schizo and it was joked about. Have no idea what happened to the original Negev Anon though they just vanished
>Kurt has a reverse Jerma arc, where his chat goes from being weirdly horny for him to playing off of him perfectly >He also doesn't start killing his viewers
>>268631 >SD-U-U's Missing Third Twin >Random Event/Easter Egg, player has to use the the metal detector and the shovel items for a random chance to dig up the corpse >Player must have SD-U-U in party to trigger easter-egg chance and unique dialogue upon finding it >Item Type: Junk Item can be sold at MG's Traveling Emporium for 3.50 >Description: The missing SD-U-U triplet! It looks like they took quite the beating and have been sitting here rusting for quite a large amount of time. SD-U-U probably has something to says about this...
>>268631 >Strange Meat Creature >Random event, can be found in Copper-9 woods >Item Type: Crafting item, Consumable to regain 100 health, Potential companion >Description: A disgusting piece of living red flesh, it stares at you judgingly with its grotesque green eye. Too disgusting to sell to MG, yet not putrid enough to potentially use as an emergency ration. Consider giving to Cletus maybe he can make a stew out of this or maybe let it stay in your inventory? >Special Effect: If kept long enough in inventory it will grow into a Solversapian companion, however it's personality will be determined by your karma/actions at the time of it's evolution
>>268673 >anon has never been this happy to see a dead body >”yep, just gonna take that with me” >keeping it in his trousers pocket >U-U isn’t certain what to make of this
>>268680 >It has taken Anon 120 reloads to trigger the Easter-egg and is ecstatic that it finally triggered >The SD-U-Us are unaware of this meta-narrative fuckery and so react accordingly
>>268673 >"Oh, so THAT's where she went!" >"What? I don't remember anything like this." >"Of course you wouldn't." >"What's that supposed to mean?" >"Whatever, let's move on." >[PERCEPTION/INSIGHT CHECKS PASSED] On closer examination, this is a dead worker drone. It looks like a dead ringer for U-U, yes, but there are only so many hairstyles in the world.
>>268691 >You can reactivate the body, as it still has a core. >The WD-U drone is polite. >Very helpful and caring. >It makes U-U question if they're still the same drone.
>>268667 Akita's got a comic about being pregnant, so she's of age. She's small and cute because worker drones are small and cute. Now, imagine a theoretical DD Akita.
>>268703 >Uzi gives virgin birth to a regular Solver core >Keeter's core just naturally transforms any WD body it's put in into a DD body >Keeter grows up with a complex over being a genocide robot >she tries to fit in better by wearing a hardhat over her optics band, wrapping her tail around her waist Saiyan style, and duct taping boots to her pegs
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>>268679 >Be morally righteous player >Always pick the good/nice options in quests and dialogue >Pick-up the Strange Meat Creature along my travels >"Whatever, will just keep it incase I need it", I say to myself knowing fully well that I don't use 90% of my healing items >Get to a point in the story where I'm locked out of a good outcome for once >Watch Kat die over and over >Wtf? >Reload and keep trying >Kat keeps dying in continuously more gruesome ways >Decide to finally cave and look-up a guide >Turns out I need a level 60 lockpicking skill to pick a lock during the quest to retrieve an item that will prevent Kats death >Every lock in the area is owned and picking them to increase my skill will decrease my good karma and reputation >Fuck it and do it anyways, "It's for the greater good!", I say through my teeth >Spend hours post-poning the quest to pick every single lock in Outpost-3, have to wait 20 minutes in-game for the locks to reset so I can pick them again >Finally reach 70 lockpicking which is 10 over my initial goal, but it doesn't hurt to be safe >Turns out it does hurt actually >My reputation is absolutely ruined, Drones shout insults at me, even N thinks I'm pure scum >Karma is set to Pure Evil >"I can just fix that later, right?", I lie to myself much to my parties confusion as they wonder who I'm talking too >However before I can start the quest I get an alert in my inventory >The Strange Meat Creature has evolved >Click on it >Out of my inventory jumps a red-skinned naked humanoid creature >Oh sweet my good deed turned into a companion, i say to myself fully knowing I was intending on eating it >Start the quest >Finally pick the lock, get to the point where I can save Kat >Suddenly a new cutscene plays >"Mon? Ét who eez zis, a nu friend of yurs?", said Kat as my Solver-Sapien companion approached her >Watch in horror as the Solver-Sapien immediately stabs her in the throat with a rusty shiv >Watch in pure agony as my character laughs like a proud father >MFW it autosaves >MFW my actions had consequences
>>268707 Should have just grinded lockpicking on Avre's locker. It even gets progressively harder with more complex locks if you leave the area and come back. May have to fight Avre later though since you really piss her off.
>>268524 He is "currently" dead as indicated in this old comic. However, I have actually considered having him survive and getting involved in the patch project somehow like >>268057 suggested (maybe an alternate version). However, I don't really know how to make that work storywise.
>>268707 >autosaves Load an older save? Dingus. My alignment dropped to -100 from robbing MG (which should be a neutral act) so I could train it to max and steal Tessa's soul from Cyn during the unwinnnable fight. Got it all back very quickly by giving oil (stolen from MG) to beggars. I both do and don't recommend a max-alignment Creature, though. Maybe for a wacky run.
>>268718 He was practicing parrying with his rapier in the garden when a Null exploded directly in front of him, but because if the timing he accidentally frame perfect parried the explosion and was unscathed.
>>268718 Was Beauregard's family ever elaborated on? They could be occult freaks while he's normal, like the inverse of Tessa's family, and read a ton of conspiracies and fled the planet as soon as they heard about the shit going down at the manor.
>>268723 >Was Beauregard's family ever elaborated on? no, what were you thinking you expecting, a character that never showed up in the show, to have lore and a family
>>268723 >"What about Tessa? That found footage showed her alive!" >"Oh, my sweet Beau, she's the vessel for the Anti-Christ now. You have to let her go." >Years later, Beauregard's looking through recovered security footage of Cynwalker tearing through a lab's defenses >"Fuck, they were right again."
>>268529 In the lore of frontier the tech that was on the island,(which eggman was researching on before getting sucked in), gave sage a form as she developed/gain powers from said tech. Turning from a simple calculation ai system to a physical that have emotions,thoughts,the whole shebang. Though debates on her actual age is rather annoying since sega sorta label her age as "ageless" and also other factors too which just make things confusing/annoying
>>268750 it varies. some of them just have simple programming quirks they couldn't manage to fix, or they're a little slow in the head.?the really cheap ones have more severe defects, like being built wrong or even partially melted from an error with the chassis manufacturing process
>>268746 Yes that's the point, if i wrote a lore greentext about him DD laugh an make fun of him. Then he run crying. Kidnapped a DD teammate. Eat her core. Mimic her voice and drag them into his area.
There's a drone with a white sheet over its head pretending to be a ghost and making "ooOoooOOoo" noises. It's behind me. I don't own a drone. I have no idea how they got in. I'm scared.
>>268755 >NTA It feels like after T went under due to canon, that literally tons of Anons just started ripping-off the characters lore and story. Like that Switch character that suddenly only then became a cannibal and was based on a military project literally only after TAnon gave out the cancelled idea he had for a green that had all that shit in it
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>>268703 Does Akita still feed on her delusion of being a robot while she's gestating like organic creatures do? Is the kid another keeter that was created spontaneously like she did, or was another parent needed? >tfw no Akita gf to make a litter of illegitimate keeters with
>>268762 >Does Akita still feed on her delusion of being a robot while she's gestating like organic creatures do? Judging from how much taller Keeter was in it, it was after a timeskip and she seems to have given up on trying to psyop herself into thinking she's a robot. >Is the kid another keeter that was created spontaneously like she did, or was another parent needed? Her drone bf was involved somehow.
>>268778 I only remember the two on the left because a jewish woman had the same proportions of the first and the second is the little sister of a sadistic loli vampiress.
>>268782 >As soon as anon said he was hired as a liquidator, U-U immediately got down to business >First, U- hit anon in the solar plexus, with enough speed and force to make him shit his pants, but not enough to kill or maim >Then -U got a rope from somewhere and tied anon so tightly that he couldn't move >And then they took his tied up, beaten carcass and threw it on the bed, and sat on top of him to pin him down >"YOU WON'T DIE, MORON!!" >And so another attempt by anon to commit suicide was prevented by his lovely disassemblers