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No.265884
Murder Drones (#267)Anonymous
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The Drones, they are an amazing living being that can be an amazing friend... Probably.
The Beautiful Booru: https://dronebooru.co
The wheel with many OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
And it's modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The spectacular OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The last Thread: >>264932
No.265887
Anonymous
Serious shit happening in the drawpile
No.265888
Anonymous
Image:175650271057.png(109kB, 769x748)Spoiler image
No.265889
Anonymous
>>265887
so that’s where cyn been for 70 years, taking the biggest shit ever
No.265893
Anonymous
No.265894
Anonymous
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Dd oogi.
No.265895
Anonymous
>>265893
truly horrifying >>265894
No.265897
Anonymous
>>265894
the only thing you got right was the DD part
No.265898
Anonymous
Replies:>>265900
>>265894
Why does Uzi have three legs, is this some prenigget stage?
No.265899
Anonymous
Replies:>>265901
*nugget
No.265900
Anonymous
>>265898
>prenigget stage
Oh no Fiend made Uzi a paraplegic and BLACK.
No.265901
Anonymous
No.265902
Anonymous
Replies:>>265911
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>>265893
apparently scribbles and strawberry have beef now?
No.265903
Anonymous
My disassembler drone gf growls at me when I try to leave the house. I'm scared.
No.265904
Anonymous
Replies:>>265907
>>265903
>getting scared of a woman
it checks out for your personality, basic
No.265905
Anonymous
Replies:>>265909
>Holly: "I bet he's only trying to get close to me for my position."
>Me: Playing bongos on her asscheeks.
No.265906
Anonymous
No.265907
Anonymous
>>265903
>>265904
>Anon, why is your wife in a cage?
>"She growled at me."
No.265908
Anonymous
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No.265909
Anonymous
Replies:>>265922
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>>265905
>anon: “this is how I practice smacking your momma ass!”
>holly isn’t sure how to feel, let alone deal with the situation
>but the bongos smacks do feel nice, so it’s not all bad
No.265910
Anonymous
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No.265911
Anonymous
Replies:>>265913
>>265902
Both should be permanently banned from all future drawpiles.
No.265912
Anonymous
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>>265910
>"Wait, what do you mean I have to wash dishes and make beds? I thought all drone owners were massive perverts! Where's the upskirting? The sneaky plate fondling? The passionate declarations of forbidden love between man and machine? I want my money back!"
No.265913
Anonymous
Replies:>>265931
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>>265911
we get it, you hate strawberry
No.265914
Anonymous
Replies:>>265916
>>265910
>>265912
>Emily dreams of becoming a maid for a rich human family
>Emily's only point of reference regarding how humans '''supposedly''' treated domestic drones is pre-solver, human-on-drone pornography
>Emily refuses to believe the horror stories that N & V claim to be the "authentic" butler/maid drone experience
No.265915
Anonymous
>>265912
Would.
No.265916
Anonymous
>>265914
>Anon hires a maid.
>It goes exactly like how she expects.
No.265918
Anonymous
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There's an Aliceskin for warthunder
No.265919
Anonymous
>>265918
Beautiful.
No.265920
Anonymous
>>265912
>want my money back!
how that does that work in this situation, your a object to humans, emily, but that doesn’t mean your going to get miss treated by having your head smashed in for no reason, I’d be like destroying a PS5 or a xbox one, if anything, your in the safest position predicament
No.265921
Anonymous
Image:175650591364.png(241kB, 1951x1144)175649404426.png
>one male!U-U claims that his cock is bigger
>instant fight followed by them sheepishly asking you to measure for them
>take their long, fat, musky tentacocks in hand and dutifully measure them
>tell them that they're the same size
>instant fight, stopped only by one of them claiming his balls are bigger
>get out the scale, lifting their hefty nutsacks onto the measuring platform
>they're the same weight
>another fight, the two sweaty drones wrestling across your floor until one claims he can cum more
>they grab the measuring cups from the cupboard
>both of them are trying to edge as long as possible to maximize their output, slowly stroking their cocks to the precipice before letting their throbbing, aching members left
>(you) walk into the room and the two of them lose control when they see the blush on your face
>two measuring cups are filled to overflowing, their thick baby batter dripping on the floor with sticky slaps
>their contest ruined and their balls empty, the two drone boys finally settle down for breakfast
No.265922
Anonymous
No.265923
Anonymous
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No.265924
Anonymous
Replies:>>265925
Holly and Molly?
No.265925
Anonymous
Replies:>>265926
>>265924
Holly and Molly and Polly.
No.265926
Anonymous
>>265925
And jolly
No.265927
Anonymous
>>265921
>edge as long as possible to maximize their output
they both feel what the other one is doing, god, that would be torture for either of them, one male!U-U jerking it and edging it for hours, only for the other one to be spazzing out in the living room
No.265928
Anonymous
Replies:>>265930
>>265921
I spit on you
No.265929
Anonymous
>>265921
These niggas need to be calmed down by getting their asses raped.
No.265930
Anonymous
Replies:>>265938
>>265928
spit on this cock, and take it like a champ, faggot
No.265931
Anonymous
Replies:>>265932
No.265932
Anonymous
Replies:>>265934
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>>265931
No.265933
Anonymous
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>>265738
>>265764
No.265934
Anonymous
Replies:>>266053
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>>265932
No.265935
Anonymous
>>265933
I asked for this, but now I wonder why I asked for this, but thanks anyway.
No.265937
Anonymous
>>265933
femboy!N in fish nets, or futa!N, can’t decide one it is, personally, I’d take futa any day
No.265938
Anonymous
Replies:>>265940
>>265930
>faggot
holy projection batman
No.265939
Anonymous
>>265921
one of these times U-U is going to fuck with anon's ambiguous genitals as revenge for all this bullying
No.265940
Anonymous
>>265938
less talk, more time sucking till your jaw hurts
No.265941
Anonymous
Image:175650723289.png(111kB, 750x448)uh… .png
>>265939
>ambiguous genitals
I had miss when I didn’t know this existed when I looked it up, ugh, like gross
No.265942
Anonymous
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>>265939
Why not just have one greentext with a Male Anon and another greentext with a Female Anon?
No.265943
Anonymous
this board has a fag infestation that will kill it in a few months
No.265944
Anonymous
Replies:>>265949
>>265943
Indeed
No.265945
Anonymous
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No.265946
Anonymous
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>>265744
I dare you to write more about the last two parts.
No.265947
Anonymous
Replies:>>265954
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No.265948
Anonymous
>>265946
Eating Robutt sounds fun desu.
I blame pochincoff for drawing such enticing buttholes.
No.265949
Anonymous
Replies:>>265950
>>265943
>>265944
How do you plan on stopping it?
No.265950
Anonymous
>>265949
ass full of dynamite with a lit fuse
No.265951
Anonymous
>DRAWPILE STILL HAPPENING

https://magma.com/d/MxpwP47zGS
https://magma.com/d/MxpwP47zGS
https://magma.com/d/MxpwP47zGS
https://magma.com/d/MxpwP47zGS
https://magma.com/d/MxpwP47zGS
https://magma.com/d/MxpwP47zGS
https://magma.com/d/MxpwP47zGS

>DRAWPILE STILL HAPPENING
No.265952
Anonymous
Image:175650930096.png(392kB, 1547x2442)you are so fucking gay.png
>>265943
The male drones have learned to turn heterosexual men into faggots, which only exacerbates the already deviant behavior of human men and radicalizes the female drones.
No.265953
Anonymous
>>265946
Mmm, sex.
No.265954
Anonymous
>>265947
That arm doesn't belong to Doll does it?
No.265955
Anonymous
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>>265952
So it's spreading?
No.265956
Anonymous
>>265952
More and more gay stereotypes are proven true by the day. Lmao.
No.265957
Anonymous
Replies:>>265959
>>265952
have no idea what any of that meant, but would male!doll, it’s also strange how there isn’t many greentexts about male!doll
No.265958
Anonymous
Image:175650962107.jpg(24kB, 480x360)Robotic longevity.jpeg
>>265952
I don't see why I can't smash both.
No.265959
Anonymous
>>265957
The last one I remember reading was a long while back and involved male!doll and male!lizzy having gay sex
No.265960
Anonymous
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>>265952
Pavo is to blame
No.265961
Anonymous
Replies:>>265962
>>265960
This is all Pavo's cunning plan, I tell you all, this is all his intrigue!
No.265963
Anonymous
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>>265939
>"Hey, clone?"
>"What is it, clod?"
>"What is anon, anyways?"
>"He's a human, dolt!"
>"No dumbass, I mean, what is anon? Is anon a-" male!U- makes a crude gesture involving his finger penetrating a hole made by his other hand, "or is anon a-" he takes two rigid fingers and bounces them off one another.
>"Well obviously anon's a-" -U rubs his chin in his hand, "uhh," he scratches his optical bulbs. "Yeah what is anon?"
>"You want to go find out? There's no breakfast yet, anon must still be sleeping."
>the two wordlessly nod, pushing and fighting only slightly over who takes the lead as the two tiptoe up the staircase
>the old, wooden farmhouse steps creak and groan beneath the considerable weight of sentient murder machinery, the two drone boys shushing and quietly cursing one another's inability to stay quiet
>the two plant their boot at the top of the stairs at the same time, still arguing over who would get there first, before coming to a silence
>nothing but the distrubed farmhouse dust settling in the morning light
>male!-U makes a zipper motion over his mouth while glaring at his clone, his counterpart performing a silent shushing with his finger in front of his lips before the two tread on
>both grab the handle to anon's door at the same time, counting down before opening the master bedroom with a drawn out creak
>the two tense, pausing, optical bulbs flickering yellow in the darkness of the room
>despite their racket, their target remains unaware, sleeping in a bed much too large for a single occupant
>slowly, surely, tiptoe by tiptoe, male!U-U reach the foot of anon's bed
>a silent conversation takes place, hand gestures and pointed glances towards the figure beneath the covers- curiosity finally emboldening the drones to cooperation
>male!U- reaches for the covers, grabbing two fistfuls before looking at his clone
>male!-U readies his hands, prepared to pull anon's pajama pants off
>two distinct swooshes of air sound in the blackened room
>male!-U stares, anon's pajama pants in his hands as his clone struggles to unwrap himself from the comforter he'd pulled away. "That's not right..."
>male!U- huffs, "What's not right?" he stage whispers before tossing the covers aside. "Huh? But humans don't-- they can't be--"
>"Be me," anon suddenly speaks, the two drones' displays losing color in fright
>"Laying under my bed covers," anon continues, eyelids remaining closed
>"W-what the fuck?" male!U- shivers, looking for the covers he had tossed aside, only for them to reappear above anon as if nothing had happened
>"Male!U-U are on either side of me, holding me tight."
>"N-no," male!-U sputters, blinking, only to find himself wrapped around anon's side, looking at his brother's frightened display across anon's chest
>"The two boy drones are snoring in their sleep," a grin forms on anon's face, "and they don't remember anything."
>male!U-U's optical bulbs flicker off, one by one, their displays filled with imminent popups about entering sleep mode, eldritch code flickering across as the two lose responsiveness, snoring as they cuddle anon from either side




>light enters the bedroom, male!U- squinting as optics whirr to life, sensory input coming online
>male!-U yawns, heartily sucking in the morning farm air as he rubs his bulbs with a finger and thumb
>their morning routines halt when the two look into each other's display, frowning
>sometime this morning anon hand untangled from the two of them, no doubt preparing breakfast- the scent of cooking bacon wafting in from the kitchen below
>in their sleep, the two boy drones hand wrapped their arms and tails around each other
>morning wood subroutines had activated, impressive disassembly dongs coming to full length, rubbing and frotting one another
>two sticky, embarrassing lines of pre connected each drone's cocktip to the other's chest
>both male!U-U push against one another in a flurry of insults, sending them both careening from opposite sides of the bed in a crash
>"Faggot!" male!U- spits, wiping pre from his chest light
>"Queer!" male!-U growls, pointing accusingly at his clone
>"Boys," anon calls from below, "breakfast's ready!"
>the two glare at one another for another moment, before bolting to the door, the two drones making a ruckus as they race down a dusty staircase to the kitchen below
>in their haste, they didn't notice the pair of drone footsteps imprinted in the dust of the stairs, evidence of their prior activities unmade in the swirling dust of their flight
>in the kitchen, anon smiles and whispers
>"Be me,"
No.265964
Anonymous
No.265966
Anonymous
>>265963
Fucking kek.
No.265967
Anonymous
Replies:>>265968
No.265968
Anonymous
Replies:>>265977
>>265967
Dumbass
No.265969
Anonymous
No.265970
Anonymous
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>>265969
Hot.
No.265971
Anonymous
>>265963
>Anon is.
Based greentext, very nicely done!
No.265972
Anonymous
Replies:>>265989
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No.265973
Anonymous
Replies:>>265975
do (You) plan to buy the comic, yes or no? what is something that would make you change your mind?
No.265974
Anonymous
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>>265963
this is one of many reasons why people stay vigilant of anon, it even makes freak the hell out, this right here? is only tame in comparison to the other stuff he’s done, makes jax and solver look like monks of pure patience and goodwill
No.265975
Anonymous
>>265973
>do (you) plan to buy the comic?
No.
>What is something that would change your mind?
I'd change my mind if I got a free drone wife in exchange for buying the comic.
No.265976
Anonymous
>>265969
Weezer
No.265977
Anonymous
No.265978
Anonymous
>>264981
>>264984
>>264985
>>264987
>>264991
>>265015
>>265021
>>265037
So what nightmares would some of our other OCs get from the VKRS virus?
No.265979
Anonymous
>>265978
>nightmares
>night mares
it’s over for me
No.265981
Anonymous
Replies:>>265982
I’ve only ever saw a peacock once in person when I was a kid, at the zoo on a field trip with school, fear had not been a thing for younger me, so younger me fed it a french fries crisp, peacock ate it, then left, one of the few memories I remember from my childhood
No.265982
Anonymous
>>265981
>pavo eating fries out of your hand while his fat butt and peacock tail wiggle
>when the fries are gone he licks the salt from your ticklish palm with his big drone tongue
No.265983
Anonymous
Image:175651437185.png(59kB, 1152x651)seethe.png
No.265984
Anonymous
>>265983
kill that rancid rat bitch, Abby!
No.265985
Anonymous
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>>265978
>She dashed through the halls of the office in its evening light.
>The path to freedom illuminated every so often by the ceiling bulbs that were quickly blowing out one by one behind her.
>It wasn't far behind. A horrible beast in a coat of yellow and black had been chasing her ever since the day was over.
>But still she barrelled on round the corner as fast as her little worker legs could carry her, despite the warnings of joint wear.
>Soon enough her salvation was in sight. The big and bold letters that read 'EXIT' lay before her. It was just one more sprint and she was home free.
>Then came an oil-curdling roar.
>It approached rapidly. Its unnatural curvature, the lumbering limbs and razor teeth. The mottled patches of rot dotted about its skin that was peeling off at the seems.
>She didn't waste any time.
>She ran.
>She tripped.
>It caught up.
>She screamed.
>And screamed as it dragged her away to crunch on her plasteel chassis.
>"AHHHHH!"
>E finally woke up from the horrible nightmare that had been plaguing her for the week.
>She shrill screams of terror startled her boss awake too, much to their annoyance as the poor girl finally managed to calm down.
>"Same dream?"
>She practically shivered.
>"Y-ye."
>One body shuffled over and enveloped another in a comforting hug that the disassembler gladly accepted by burying her face into the crool of her boss' neck.
>"Don't worry. There's no such thing as mutant bananas. And if there were, I wouldn't let any of them eat you."
>Finally the tension left her frame after a few minutes of cuddling, and the ensuing strokes of her hair saw the two of them get back to a comfortable sleeping position.
>"Thanks boss...yer the best."

>"No problem, babe."
>As her human dozed back off again and she found herself on the precipice of hitting standby mode once more, she hesitantly kept her optics on. For just a moment. Just to check the corners and the ceiling and what have you.
>And when nothing came but the rhythm of your heartbeat running in time with her core...
>There was that sweet peace she enjoyed so much.

>[STANDBY MODE ENGAGED]
>[SWEET DREAMS]
No.265986
Anonymous
Replies:>>265987
What did I do?
No.265987
Anonymous
Replies:>>265988
>>265986
I dunnoe. You tell me.
No.265988
Anonymous
>>265987
>tomoe randomly claims that scribbles is worse than pillar
>I ask what happened
>he blocks me
I think he thought I was him
No.265989
Anonymous
>>265972
WHERE IS DOORMAN
WHERE IS HE
No.265990
Anonymous
>>265988
he's also just wrong, on what planet is an annoying parasocial kid worse than a full-on threadshitting conspiracy theorist psycho?
No.265991
Anonymous
Replies:>>265995
>>265988
Which drawfag are you?
No.265992
Anonymous
>>265952
Those faggots kissed me and called ME gay
No.265993
Anonymous
Image:175651562969.png(501kB, 806x1125)ass.png
Assenath
No.265994
Anonymous
>>265866
I can assure you Dr. Ones is probably not a real doctor
He does perform free colonoscopies though
No.265995
Anonymous
>>265991
None of them, I just showed up to watch.
No.265996
Anonymous
>>265993
Who gave her the dumpy?
No.265997
Anonymous
Image:175651572721.png(240kB, 458x600)172747888417.png
Taste the human.
No.265999
Anonymous
Image:175651578125.png(393kB, 699x544)keepittogether.png
>>265982
>sheer amount of willpower is takes to not squeal out of happiness
>the feeling of an animal eating out of your hand, licking the paw afterwards
No.266000
Anonymous
>>265990
maybe scribbles did some even worse shit offsite
No.266001
Anonymous
Replies:>>266002
>>265995
you have a second chance now, for some reason scribbles still is actively trying to access the drawpile and i’m itching
No.266002
Anonymous
>>266001
Wait, really?
No.266003
Anonymous
Replies:>>266011
Molly Joblins!
Moblins!
No.266004
Anonymous
>>265995
Sounds like a convenient excuse.
No.266005
Anonymous
>>265990
Pillar actually makes good stuff sometimes.
No.266006
Anonymous
>>265993
Omg, Assinbath!
No.266007
Anonymous
Replies:>>266016
>>266005
Does he?
No.266008
Anonymous
Replies:>>266009
What if we gave Mac a gun?
No.266009
Anonymous
>>266008
>Mac greentext where he's forced to take a life
>This heavily effects Mac since he's never killed anyone before let alone ever bothered to use any of his natural DD stuff
No.266010
Anonymous
>>266005
he also derailed entire threads, wrote a spite green about Pavo raping a child to death, went on schizophrenic rants, and made a fucking powerpoint about how there was a secret cabal of drawfags conspiring to harass him
No.266011
Anonymous
Replies:>>266029
>>266003
>They're very drawn to children and, once a child is found, the Moblin will immediately imprint upon them, refusing to leave their side.
>While this worries some parents, it should be noted that Moblins are universally helpful and protective of kids.
>Should the child ever be threatened, the Moblin is known to use its small, bladed hands to... remove the threat. Enthusiastically.
>There has been no record of a Moblin hurting a child, even when force is used.
No.266012
Anonymous
>>266009
>He finds no sympathy from the others who kill for comedic effect.
No.266013
Anonymous
>>266005
Doesn't matter. If he made cool shit then he would've been cool, but Pillar was a massive ass to everyone, falseflagged, derailed entire threads, and went on strange tangents about secret societies and how he was assaulted at a young age. He needs actual help and I hope he gets it
No.266014
Anonymous
>>266009
>The DD who never wanted to be a DD
No.266015
Anonymous
Inside you there are two U's. It was only a matter of time before you ate those brats.
No.266016
Anonymous
>>266007
Yeah. Search sandpaper on the booru.
No.266017
Anonymous
Replies:>>266018
>>266015
Finally, Anon vore
No.266018
Anonymous
Replies:>>266021
Image:175651727497.jpg(63kB, 1280x717)Ass_Plate.jpg
>>266015
>>266017
Not funny.
No.266019
Anonymous
Replies:>>266020
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>>265978
do you even have to ask?
No.266020
Anonymous
Replies:>>266023
>>266019
>Molly gets the virus.
>Doesn't even notice because it's the same dream she has every night.
No.266021
Anonymous
Replies:>>266024
>>266018
I'm sorry sir. I will do better next time. Let me make it up to you. I can probably do a really short greentext, what do ya wanna see?
No.266022
Anonymous
Replies:>>266026
>>266014
>mac calling DD clankers
getting some uncle ruckus energy here
No.266023
Anonymous
Image:175651756182.jpg(49kB, 443x232)IMG_0086.jpeg
>>266020
No.266024
Anonymous
>>266021
I wanna see U-U terrorise Florida by racing around in hovercraft.
No.266025
Anonymous
No.266026
Anonymous
>>266022
Clanker? No no, it's like when you growin' crops and you strip the soil of its nutrients and goodness and then you can't grow nothin'. You gotta rotate your racist slurs. Now I know it's hard 'cause 'clanka' just rolls off the tongue the way oil rolls off a clanker's lips, but we cannot let that be a crutch.
No.266027
Anonymous
>>266024
that’s just a normal day there
No.266028
Anonymous
https://i.4cdn.org/a/1756516807582770.jpg
Picrel but with smug gremlin drone
No.266029
Anonymous
>>266011
All moblins hate Molly
No.266030
Anonymous
>>266014
That's all of them though.
No.266031
Anonymous
>>266005
scribbles had potential to be a good artist he just needed his fundies
No.266032
Anonymous
Replies:>>266034
>>266031
More importantly, he needs to stop being a parasocial autismo.
No.266033
Anonymous
Replies:>>266035
>>265982
>Anon tells childhood memory
>Pervofag immediately pounces on it
like clockwork.
No.266034
Anonymous
>>266031
>>266032
Doesn't matter he's not old enough to be here
No.266035
Anonymous
Replies:>>266039
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>>266033
No.266036
Anonymous
Replies:>>266042
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>>265982
No.266037
Anonymous
No.266038
I'm Incredibly Rusty
Replies:>>266041
>>266024
>The Florida Man fired his gun, screaming at what he assumed to be Martian invaders in their evil flying death machine
>Unfortunately for him it was not in fact two Martianitos coming to probe him, instead it was two asshole "Mexican" Drones known as SD-U-U
>"¡Mira al obeso floridano!"
>Snickered one SD-U-U to the other
>"I'd be he'd fry nice and crispy..."
>Raising their water guns from underneath the dash, they pumped and fired them onto the screaming Floridan
>No water came out of that spout, instead it was hot boiling cooking oil that the SD-U-U's had ransacked from the nearby Wendy's after tossing an alligator through the Drive-thru window
No.266039
Anonymous
>>266035
Fatass
No.266041
Anonymous
Replies:>>266042
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>>266038
>U-U after killing an innocent man
No.266042
Anonymous
Replies:>>266044
>>266036
>>266041
Who the Hell is this guy
No.266043
Anonymous
Why maledrone has the most fertile asswomb?
No.266044
Anonymous
>>266042
I'm just going to assume whomever posts him is some kind of threadshitter because I can't imagine anyone else giving a flying fuck about random e-celebs
No.266045
Anonymous
Had a rough idea for how to revive T.A.M.M.F.K, I liked the idea the other Anon had with him slowly losing his "humanity" by starting off as a normal Drone and then turning fully into the weird spider thing at the end. Not sure if I'll write it, but just writing this down incase something happens
>T's story takes place years before the events of the Gala Massacre
>Drones are still mostly AI however with the turning of the age flesh-cores are introduced
>As a result reports of strange mutations start to flood in, dangerous Drones that are nothing more than failed vessels for a being beyond our reality
>Even stranger is reports of fully AI Drones aka the older models acting strange almost human, too human
>Wanting to keep this under wraps JCJenson partners with the government to form a group specialized in taking care of these rogue Drones
>The Drone Reclaimation Bureau also known as the DRB
>These agents are dispatched to take care of or capture these rogue variables for study
>There are both human and Drone agents, they're certainly no Sentinel Drones, but they do use experimental technologies which can be considered primitive to our current day DD, but the one thing they're good at is stealth tech
>T is an older model Worker Drone who tries to prove himself capable of being an agent, eventually he gets his chance whether his superiors like it or not, unfortunately for him this action will lead him down a road to ruin as he becomes their guinea pig to toy with more dangerous technology
No.266046
Anonymous
Replies:>>266048
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>>266043
For you of course Anon
No.266047
Anonymous
>>266043
Meant to say
>Which maledrone has the most fertile asswomb?
No.266048
Anonymous
Replies:>>266052
>>266046
Quit avatarfagging.
No.266049
Anonymous
>>266045
Mainly posting this because I like the idea of the Drone Reclamation Bureau, feel like it could help expand the lore on Zombie Drones especially the mysterious tape
No.266050
Anonymous
>>265918
I wish this was real
No.266051
Anonymous
>>266045
What are other old thread characters that need to be revived?
No.266052
Anonymous
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>>266048
Nah I think these are good reaction gifs
No.266053
Anonymous
>>265934
Spongebob put it away
No.266054
Anonymous