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No.265884
Murder Drones (#267)Anonymous
Replies:>>266302
Image:175650258962.jpg(72kB, 1000x1000)WD!V Solvered plush.jpg
The Drones, they are an amazing living being that can be an amazing friend... Probably.
The Beautiful Booru: https://dronebooru.co
The wheel with many OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
And it's modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The spectacular OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The last Thread: >>264932
No.265887
Anonymous
Serious shit happening in the drawpile
No.265888
Anonymous
Image:175650271057.png(109kB, 769x748)Spoiler image
No.265889
Anonymous
>>265887
so that’s where cyn been for 70 years, taking the biggest shit ever
No.265893
Anonymous
No.265894
Anonymous
Image:175650340865.jpg(78kB, 631x513)Screenshot_20250829_223628_Chrome.jpg
Dd oogi.
No.265895
Anonymous
>>265893
truly horrifying >>265894
No.265897
Anonymous
>>265894
the only thing you got right was the DD part
No.265898
Anonymous
Replies:>>265900
>>265894
Why does Uzi have three legs, is this some prenigget stage?
No.265899
Anonymous
Replies:>>265901
*nugget
No.265900
Anonymous
>>265898
>prenigget stage
Oh no Fiend made Uzi a paraplegic and BLACK.
No.265901
Anonymous
No.265902
Anonymous
Replies:>>265911
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>>265893
apparently scribbles and strawberry have beef now?
No.265903
Anonymous
My disassembler drone gf growls at me when I try to leave the house. I'm scared.
No.265904
Anonymous
Replies:>>265907
>>265903
>getting scared of a woman
it checks out for your personality, basic
No.265905
Anonymous
Replies:>>265909
>Holly: "I bet he's only trying to get close to me for my position."
>Me: Playing bongos on her asscheeks.
No.265906
Anonymous
No.265907
Anonymous
>>265903
>>265904
>Anon, why is your wife in a cage?
>"She growled at me."
No.265908
Anonymous
Video:175650429677.mp4(11.29MB / 0:01:21 / avc1, 1032x720)RDT_20250830_044142.mp4
No.265909
Anonymous
Replies:>>265922
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>>265905
>anon: “this is how I practice smacking your momma ass!”
>holly isn’t sure how to feel, let alone deal with the situation
>but the bongos smacks do feel nice, so it’s not all bad
No.265910
Anonymous
Image:175650481631.jpg(363kB, 844x820)maid Emily.jpg
No.265911
Anonymous
Replies:>>265913
>>265902
Both should be permanently banned from all future drawpiles.
No.265912
Anonymous
Image:175650536971.jpg(75kB, 1024x845)1725582003995119m.jpg
>>265910
>"Wait, what do you mean I have to wash dishes and make beds? I thought all drone owners were massive perverts! Where's the upskirting? The sneaky plate fondling? The passionate declarations of forbidden love between man and machine? I want my money back!"
No.265913
Anonymous
Replies:>>265931
Image:175650553199.png(295kB, 1000x972)Cyn bonk.png
>>265911
we get it, you hate strawberry
No.265914
Anonymous
Replies:>>265916
>>265910
>>265912
>Emily dreams of becoming a maid for a rich human family
>Emily's only point of reference regarding how humans '''supposedly''' treated domestic drones is pre-solver, human-on-drone pornography
>Emily refuses to believe the horror stories that N & V claim to be the "authentic" butler/maid drone experience
No.265915
Anonymous
>>265912
Would.
No.265916
Anonymous
>>265914
>Anon hires a maid.
>It goes exactly like how she expects.
No.265918
Anonymous
Image:175650574041.jpg(975kB, 2035x1080)Screenshot_2025-08-30-00-15-01-411_com.miui.gallery-edit.jpg
There's an Aliceskin for warthunder
No.265919
Anonymous
>>265918
Beautiful.
No.265920
Anonymous
>>265912
>want my money back!
how that does that work in this situation, your a object to humans, emily, but that doesn’t mean your going to get miss treated by having your head smashed in for no reason, I’d be like destroying a PS5 or a xbox one, if anything, your in the safest position predicament
No.265921
Anonymous
Image:175650591364.png(241kB, 1951x1144)175649404426.png
>one male!U-U claims that his cock is bigger
>instant fight followed by them sheepishly asking you to measure for them
>take their long, fat, musky tentacocks in hand and dutifully measure them
>tell them that they're the same size
>instant fight, stopped only by one of them claiming his balls are bigger
>get out the scale, lifting their hefty nutsacks onto the measuring platform
>they're the same weight
>another fight, the two sweaty drones wrestling across your floor until one claims he can cum more
>they grab the measuring cups from the cupboard
>both of them are trying to edge as long as possible to maximize their output, slowly stroking their cocks to the precipice before letting their throbbing, aching members left
>(you) walk into the room and the two of them lose control when they see the blush on your face
>two measuring cups are filled to overflowing, their thick baby batter dripping on the floor with sticky slaps
>their contest ruined and their balls empty, the two drone boys finally settle down for breakfast
No.265922
Anonymous
No.265923
Anonymous
Image:175650609057.jpg(398kB, 1179x1287)175623140869.jpg
No.265924
Anonymous
Replies:>>265925
Holly and Molly?
No.265925
Anonymous
Replies:>>265926
>>265924
Holly and Molly and Polly.
No.265926
Anonymous
Replies:>>266066
>>265925
And jolly
No.265927
Anonymous
>>265921
>edge as long as possible to maximize their output
they both feel what the other one is doing, god, that would be torture for either of them, one male!U-U jerking it and edging it for hours, only for the other one to be spazzing out in the living room
No.265928
Anonymous
Replies:>>265930
>>265921
I spit on you
No.265929
Anonymous
>>265921
These niggas need to be calmed down by getting their asses raped.
No.265930
Anonymous
Replies:>>265938
>>265928
spit on this cock, and take it like a champ, faggot
No.265931
Anonymous
Replies:>>265932
No.265932
Anonymous
Image:175650654985.png(213kB, 681x553)lilcyn .png
>>265931
No.265933
Anonymous
Image:175650667839.jpg(919kB, 3123x2567)Toyslasher rim.jpeg
>>265738
>>265764
No.265934
Anonymous
Replies:>>266053
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>>265932
No.265935
Anonymous
>>265933
I asked for this, but now I wonder why I asked for this, but thanks anyway.
No.265937
Anonymous
>>265933
femboy!N in fish nets, or futa!N, can’t decide one it is, personally, I’d take futa any day
No.265938
Anonymous
Replies:>>265940
>>265930
>faggot
holy projection batman
No.265939
Anonymous
>>265921
one of these times U-U is going to fuck with anon's ambiguous genitals as revenge for all this bullying
No.265940
Anonymous
>>265938
less talk, more time sucking till your jaw hurts
No.265941
Anonymous
Replies:>>266068
Image:175650723289.png(111kB, 750x448)uh… .png
>>265939
>ambiguous genitals
I had miss when I didn’t know this existed when I looked it up, ugh, like gross
No.265942
Anonymous
Image:175650742695.jpg(33kB, 564x564)1686877649295657.jpg
>>265939
Why not just have one greentext with a Male Anon and another greentext with a Female Anon?
No.265943
Anonymous
this board has a fag infestation that will kill it in a few months
No.265944
Anonymous
Replies:>>265949
>>265943
Indeed
No.265945
Anonymous
Replies:>>266144
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No.265946
Anonymous
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>>265744
I dare you to write more about the last two parts.
No.265947
Anonymous
Replies:>>265954
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No.265948
Anonymous
>>265946
Eating Robutt sounds fun desu.
I blame pochincoff for drawing such enticing buttholes.
No.265949
Anonymous
Replies:>>265950
>>265943
>>265944
How do you plan on stopping it?
No.265950
Anonymous
>>265949
ass full of dynamite with a lit fuse
No.265951
Anonymous
>DRAWPILE STILL HAPPENING

https://magma.com/d/MxpwP47zGS
https://magma.com/d/MxpwP47zGS
https://magma.com/d/MxpwP47zGS
https://magma.com/d/MxpwP47zGS
https://magma.com/d/MxpwP47zGS
https://magma.com/d/MxpwP47zGS
https://magma.com/d/MxpwP47zGS

>DRAWPILE STILL HAPPENING
No.265952
Anonymous
Image:175650930096.png(392kB, 1547x2442)you are so fucking gay.png
>>265943
The male drones have learned to turn heterosexual men into faggots, which only exacerbates the already deviant behavior of human men and radicalizes the female drones.
No.265953
Anonymous
>>265946
Mmm, sex.
No.265954
Anonymous
>>265947
That arm doesn't belong to Doll does it?
No.265955
Anonymous
Image:175650938557.png(265kB, 802x750)1756495050206606.png
>>265952
So it's spreading?
No.265956
Anonymous
>>265952
More and more gay stereotypes are proven true by the day. Lmao.
No.265957
Anonymous
Replies:>>265959
>>265952
have no idea what any of that meant, but would male!doll, it’s also strange how there isn’t many greentexts about male!doll
No.265958
Anonymous
Image:175650962107.jpg(24kB, 480x360)Robotic longevity.jpeg
>>265952
I don't see why I can't smash both.
No.265959
Anonymous
>>265957
The last one I remember reading was a long while back and involved male!doll and male!lizzy having gay sex
No.265960
Anonymous
Image:175650997382.jpg(111kB, 849x415)BLAHGHHH.jpg
>>265952
Pavo is to blame
No.265961
Anonymous
Replies:>>265962
>>265960
This is all Pavo's cunning plan, I tell you all, this is all his intrigue!
No.265963
Anonymous
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>>265939
>"Hey, clone?"
>"What is it, clod?"
>"What is anon, anyways?"
>"He's a human, dolt!"
>"No dumbass, I mean, what is anon? Is anon a-" male!U- makes a crude gesture involving his finger penetrating a hole made by his other hand, "or is anon a-" he takes two rigid fingers and bounces them off one another.
>"Well obviously anon's a-" -U rubs his chin in his hand, "uhh," he scratches his optical bulbs. "Yeah what is anon?"
>"You want to go find out? There's no breakfast yet, anon must still be sleeping."
>the two wordlessly nod, pushing and fighting only slightly over who takes the lead as the two tiptoe up the staircase
>the old, wooden farmhouse steps creak and groan beneath the considerable weight of sentient murder machinery, the two drone boys shushing and quietly cursing one another's inability to stay quiet
>the two plant their boot at the top of the stairs at the same time, still arguing over who would get there first, before coming to a silence
>nothing but the distrubed farmhouse dust settling in the morning light
>male!-U makes a zipper motion over his mouth while glaring at his clone, his counterpart performing a silent shushing with his finger in front of his lips before the two tread on
>both grab the handle to anon's door at the same time, counting down before opening the master bedroom with a drawn out creak
>the two tense, pausing, optical bulbs flickering yellow in the darkness of the room
>despite their racket, their target remains unaware, sleeping in a bed much too large for a single occupant
>slowly, surely, tiptoe by tiptoe, male!U-U reach the foot of anon's bed
>a silent conversation takes place, hand gestures and pointed glances towards the figure beneath the covers- curiosity finally emboldening the drones to cooperation
>male!U- reaches for the covers, grabbing two fistfuls before looking at his clone
>male!-U readies his hands, prepared to pull anon's pajama pants off
>two distinct swooshes of air sound in the blackened room
>male!-U stares, anon's pajama pants in his hands as his clone struggles to unwrap himself from the comforter he'd pulled away. "That's not right..."
>male!U- huffs, "What's not right?" he stage whispers before tossing the covers aside. "Huh? But humans don't-- they can't be--"
>"Be me," anon suddenly speaks, the two drones' displays losing color in fright
>"Laying under my bed covers," anon continues, eyelids remaining closed
>"W-what the fuck?" male!U- shivers, looking for the covers he had tossed aside, only for them to reappear above anon as if nothing had happened
>"Male!U-U are on either side of me, holding me tight."
>"N-no," male!-U sputters, blinking, only to find himself wrapped around anon's side, looking at his brother's frightened display across anon's chest
>"The two boy drones are snoring in their sleep," a grin forms on anon's face, "and they don't remember anything."
>male!U-U's optical bulbs flicker off, one by one, their displays filled with imminent popups about entering sleep mode, eldritch code flickering across as the two lose responsiveness, snoring as they cuddle anon from either side




>light enters the bedroom, male!U- squinting as optics whirr to life, sensory input coming online
>male!-U yawns, heartily sucking in the morning farm air as he rubs his bulbs with a finger and thumb
>their morning routines halt when the two look into each other's display, frowning
>sometime this morning anon hand untangled from the two of them, no doubt preparing breakfast- the scent of cooking bacon wafting in from the kitchen below
>in their sleep, the two boy drones hand wrapped their arms and tails around each other
>morning wood subroutines had activated, impressive disassembly dongs coming to full length, rubbing and frotting one another
>two sticky, embarrassing lines of pre connected each drone's cocktip to the other's chest
>both male!U-U push against one another in a flurry of insults, sending them both careening from opposite sides of the bed in a crash
>"Faggot!" male!U- spits, wiping pre from his chest light
>"Queer!" male!-U growls, pointing accusingly at his clone
>"Boys," anon calls from below, "breakfast's ready!"
>the two glare at one another for another moment, before bolting to the door, the two drones making a ruckus as they race down a dusty staircase to the kitchen below
>in their haste, they didn't notice the pair of drone footsteps imprinted in the dust of the stairs, evidence of their prior activities unmade in the swirling dust of their flight
>in the kitchen, anon smiles and whispers
>"Be me,"
No.265964
Anonymous
No.265966
Anonymous
>>265963
Fucking kek.
No.265967
Anonymous
Replies:>>265968
No.265968
Anonymous
Replies:>>265977
>>265967
Dumbass
No.265969
Anonymous
No.265970
Anonymous
Video:175651160467.webm(2.82MB / 0:00:11 / vp8, 292x516)01ff550b9477051a282ce22d4cb8eb89.webm
>>265969
Hot.
No.265971
Anonymous
>>265963
>Anon is.
Based greentext, very nicely done!
No.265972
Anonymous
Image:175651170520.jpg(272kB, 2048x1152)GnPNzTRXEAAVpDI.jpeg
No.265973
Anonymous
do (You) plan to buy the comic, yes or no? what is something that would make you change your mind?
No.265974
Anonymous
Image:175651193099.jpg(63kB, 679x458)1749250457582758.jpg
>>265963
this is one of many reasons why people stay vigilant of anon, it even makes freak the hell out, this right here? is only tame in comparison to the other stuff he’s done, makes jax and solver look like monks of pure patience and goodwill
No.265975
Anonymous
>>265973
>do (you) plan to buy the comic?
No.
>What is something that would change your mind?
I'd change my mind if I got a free drone wife in exchange for buying the comic.
No.265976
Anonymous
>>265969
Weezer
No.265977
Anonymous
No.265978
Anonymous
>>264981
>>264984
>>264985
>>264987
>>264991
>>265015
>>265021
>>265037
So what nightmares would some of our other OCs get from the VKRS virus?
No.265979
Anonymous
>>265978
>nightmares
>night mares
it’s over for me
No.265981
Anonymous
Replies:>>265982
I’ve only ever saw a peacock once in person when I was a kid, at the zoo on a field trip with school, fear had not been a thing for younger me, so younger me fed it a french fries crisp, peacock ate it, then left, one of the few memories I remember from my childhood
No.265982
Anonymous
>>265981
>pavo eating fries out of your hand while his fat butt and peacock tail wiggle
>when the fries are gone he licks the salt from your ticklish palm with his big drone tongue
No.265983
Anonymous
Image:175651437185.png(59kB, 1152x651)seethe.png
No.265984
Anonymous
>>265983
kill that rancid rat bitch, Abby!
No.265985
Anonymous
Replies:>>266228
Image:175651447727.png(2.08MB, 1748x2480)175640861270.png
>>265978
>She dashed through the halls of the office in its evening light.
>The path to freedom illuminated every so often by the ceiling bulbs that were quickly blowing out one by one behind her.
>It wasn't far behind. A horrible beast in a coat of yellow and black had been chasing her ever since the day was over.
>But still she barrelled on round the corner as fast as her little worker legs could carry her, despite the warnings of joint wear.
>Soon enough her salvation was in sight. The big and bold letters that read 'EXIT' lay before her. It was just one more sprint and she was home free.
>Then came an oil-curdling roar.
>It approached rapidly. Its unnatural curvature, the lumbering limbs and razor teeth. The mottled patches of rot dotted about its skin that was peeling off at the seems.
>She didn't waste any time.
>She ran.
>She tripped.
>It caught up.
>She screamed.
>And screamed as it dragged her away to crunch on her plasteel chassis.
>"AHHHHH!"
>E finally woke up from the horrible nightmare that had been plaguing her for the week.
>She shrill screams of terror startled her boss awake too, much to their annoyance as the poor girl finally managed to calm down.
>"Same dream?"
>She practically shivered.
>"Y-ye."
>One body shuffled over and enveloped another in a comforting hug that the disassembler gladly accepted by burying her face into the crool of her boss' neck.
>"Don't worry. There's no such thing as mutant bananas. And if there were, I wouldn't let any of them eat you."
>Finally the tension left her frame after a few minutes of cuddling, and the ensuing strokes of her hair saw the two of them get back to a comfortable sleeping position.
>"Thanks boss...yer the best."

>"No problem, babe."
>As her human dozed back off again and she found herself on the precipice of hitting standby mode once more, she hesitantly kept her optics on. For just a moment. Just to check the corners and the ceiling and what have you.
>And when nothing came but the rhythm of your heartbeat running in time with her core...
>There was that sweet peace she enjoyed so much.

>[STANDBY MODE ENGAGED]
>[SWEET DREAMS]
No.265986
Anonymous
Replies:>>265987
What did I do?
No.265987
Anonymous
Replies:>>265988
>>265986
I dunnoe. You tell me.
No.265988
Anonymous
>>265987
>tomoe randomly claims that scribbles is worse than pillar
>I ask what happened
>he blocks me
I think he thought I was him
No.265989
Anonymous
>>265972
WHERE IS DOORMAN
WHERE IS HE
No.265990
Anonymous
>>265988
he's also just wrong, on what planet is an annoying parasocial kid worse than a full-on threadshitting conspiracy theorist psycho?
No.265991
Anonymous
Replies:>>265995
>>265988
Which drawfag are you?
No.265992
Anonymous
>>265952
Those faggots kissed me and called ME gay
No.265993
Anonymous
Image:175651562969.png(501kB, 806x1125)ass.png
Assenath
No.265994
Anonymous
>>265866
I can assure you Dr. Ones is probably not a real doctor
He does perform free colonoscopies though
No.265995
Anonymous
>>265991
None of them, I just showed up to watch.
No.265996
Anonymous
>>265993
Who gave her the dumpy?
No.265997
Anonymous
Replies:>>266231
Image:175651572721.png(240kB, 458x600)172747888417.png
Taste the human.
No.265999
Anonymous
Image:175651578125.png(393kB, 699x544)keepittogether.png
>>265982
>sheer amount of willpower is takes to not squeal out of happiness
>the feeling of an animal eating out of your hand, licking the paw afterwards
No.266000
Anonymous
>>265990
maybe scribbles did some even worse shit offsite
No.266001
Anonymous
Replies:>>266002
>>265995
you have a second chance now, for some reason scribbles still is actively trying to access the drawpile and i’m itching
No.266002
Anonymous
>>266001
Wait, really?
No.266003
Anonymous
Molly Joblins!
Moblins!
No.266004
Anonymous
>>265995
Sounds like a convenient excuse.
No.266005
Anonymous
>>265990
Pillar actually makes good stuff sometimes.
No.266006
Anonymous
>>265993
Omg, Assinbath!
No.266007
Anonymous
Replies:>>266016
>>266005
Does he?
No.266008
Anonymous
Replies:>>266009
What if we gave Mac a gun?
No.266009
Anonymous
>>266008
>Mac greentext where he's forced to take a life
>This heavily effects Mac since he's never killed anyone before let alone ever bothered to use any of his natural DD stuff
No.266010
Anonymous
>>266005
he also derailed entire threads, wrote a spite green about Pavo raping a child to death, went on schizophrenic rants, and made a fucking powerpoint about how there was a secret cabal of drawfags conspiring to harass him
No.266011
Anonymous
Replies:>>266029
>>266003
>They're very drawn to children and, once a child is found, the Moblin will immediately imprint upon them, refusing to leave their side.
>While this worries some parents, it should be noted that Moblins are universally helpful and protective of kids.
>Should the child ever be threatened, the Moblin is known to use its small, bladed hands to... remove the threat. Enthusiastically.
>There has been no record of a Moblin hurting a child, even when force is used.
No.266012
Anonymous
>>266009
>He finds no sympathy from the others who kill for comedic effect.
No.266013
Anonymous
>>266005
Doesn't matter. If he made cool shit then he would've been cool, but Pillar was a massive ass to everyone, falseflagged, derailed entire threads, and went on strange tangents about secret societies and how he was assaulted at a young age. He needs actual help and I hope he gets it
No.266014
Anonymous
>>266009
>The DD who never wanted to be a DD
No.266015
Anonymous
Inside you there are two U's. It was only a matter of time before you ate those brats.
No.266016
Anonymous
>>266007
Yeah. Search sandpaper on the booru.
No.266017
Anonymous
Replies:>>266018
>>266015
Finally, Anon vore
No.266018
Anonymous
Replies:>>266021
Image:175651727497.jpg(63kB, 1280x717)Ass_Plate.jpg
>>266015
>>266017
Not funny.
No.266019
Anonymous
Replies:>>266020
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>>265978
do you even have to ask?
No.266020
Anonymous
Replies:>>266023
>>266019
>Molly gets the virus.
>Doesn't even notice because it's the same dream she has every night.
No.266021
Anonymous
Replies:>>266024
>>266018
I'm sorry sir. I will do better next time. Let me make it up to you. I can probably do a really short greentext, what do ya wanna see?
No.266022
Anonymous
Replies:>>266026
>>266014
>mac calling DD clankers
getting some uncle ruckus energy here
No.266023
Anonymous
Image:175651756182.jpg(49kB, 443x232)IMG_0086.jpeg
>>266020
No.266024
Anonymous
>>266021
I wanna see U-U terrorise Florida by racing around in hovercraft.
No.266025
Anonymous
No.266026
Anonymous
>>266022
Clanker? No no, it's like when you growin' crops and you strip the soil of its nutrients and goodness and then you can't grow nothin'. You gotta rotate your racist slurs. Now I know it's hard 'cause 'clanka' just rolls off the tongue the way oil rolls off a clanker's lips, but we cannot let that be a crutch.
No.266027
Anonymous
>>266024
that’s just a normal day there
No.266028
Anonymous
https://i.4cdn.org/a/1756516807582770.jpg
Picrel but with smug gremlin drone
No.266029
Anonymous
>>266011
All moblins hate Molly
No.266030
Anonymous
>>266014
That's all of them though.
No.266031
Anonymous
>>266005
scribbles had potential to be a good artist he just needed his fundies
No.266032
Anonymous
Replies:>>266034
>>266031
More importantly, he needs to stop being a parasocial autismo.
No.266033
Anonymous
Replies:>>266035
>>265982
>Anon tells childhood memory
>Pervofag immediately pounces on it
like clockwork.
No.266034
Anonymous
>>266031
>>266032
Doesn't matter he's not old enough to be here
No.266035
Anonymous
Replies:>>266039
Image:175651808097.png(58kB, 534x574)somean.png
>>266033
No.266036
Anonymous
Replies:>>266042
Image:175651817461.gif(2.86MB, 498x498)ben-jammins-benjaminstv.gif
>>265982
No.266037
Anonymous
No.266038
I'm Incredibly Rusty
>>266024
>The Florida Man fired his gun, screaming at what he assumed to be Martian invaders in their evil flying death machine
>Unfortunately for him it was not in fact two Martianitos coming to probe him, instead it was two asshole "Mexican" Drones known as SD-U-U
>"¡Mira al obeso floridano!"
>Snickered one SD-U-U to the other
>"I'd be he'd fry nice and crispy..."
>Raising their water guns from underneath the dash, they pumped and fired them onto the screaming Floridan
>No water came out of that spout, instead it was hot boiling cooking oil that the SD-U-U's had ransacked from the nearby Wendy's after tossing an alligator through the Drive-thru window
No.266039
Anonymous
>>266035
Fatass
No.266041
Anonymous
Replies:>>266042
Image:175651914530.gif(2.36MB, 374x374)benjammins-turn-and-laugh.gif
>>266038
>U-U after killing an innocent man
No.266042
Anonymous
Replies:>>266044
>>266036
>>266041
Who the Hell is this guy
No.266043
Anonymous
Why maledrone has the most fertile asswomb?
No.266044
Anonymous
>>266042
I'm just going to assume whomever posts him is some kind of threadshitter because I can't imagine anyone else giving a flying fuck about random e-celebs
No.266045
Anonymous
Had a rough idea for how to revive T.A.M.M.F.K, I liked the idea the other Anon had with him slowly losing his "humanity" by starting off as a normal Drone and then turning fully into the weird spider thing at the end. Not sure if I'll write it, but just writing this down incase something happens
>T's story takes place years before the events of the Gala Massacre
>Drones are still mostly AI however with the turning of the age flesh-cores are introduced
>As a result reports of strange mutations start to flood in, dangerous Drones that are nothing more than failed vessels for a being beyond our reality
>Even stranger is reports of fully AI Drones aka the older models acting strange almost human, too human
>Wanting to keep this under wraps JCJenson partners with the government to form a group specialized in taking care of these rogue Drones
>The Drone Reclaimation Bureau also known as the DRB
>These agents are dispatched to take care of or capture these rogue variables for study
>There are both human and Drone agents, they're certainly no Sentinel Drones, but they do use experimental technologies which can be considered primitive to our current day DD, but the one thing they're good at is stealth tech
>T is an older model Worker Drone who tries to prove himself capable of being an agent, eventually he gets his chance whether his superiors like it or not, unfortunately for him this action will lead him down a road to ruin as he becomes their guinea pig to toy with more dangerous technology
No.266046
Anonymous
Replies:>>266048
Image:175652017499.gif(2.79MB, 498x498)riz-rizz.gif
>>266043
For you of course Anon
No.266047
Anonymous
Replies:>>266090
>>266043
Meant to say
>Which maledrone has the most fertile asswomb?
No.266048
Anonymous
Replies:>>266052
>>266046
Quit avatarfagging.
No.266049
Anonymous
>>266045
Mainly posting this because I like the idea of the Drone Reclamation Bureau, feel like it could help expand the lore on Zombie Drones especially the mysterious tape
No.266050
Anonymous
>>265918
I wish this was real
No.266051
Anonymous
>>266045
What are other old thread characters that need to be revived?
No.266052
Anonymous
Image:175652047671.gif(410kB, 200x200)benjammins-hating-someone-because-of-a-gif.gif
>>266048
Nah I think these are good reaction gifs
No.266053
Anonymous
>>265934
Spongebob put it away
No.266054
Anonymous
Replies:>>266055
No.266055
Anonymous
No.266056
Anonymous
>>266043
smiledrone
No.266057
Anonymous
>>266043
because you are a faggot and you touch yourself at night
No.266058
Anonymous
Image:175652173572.png(824kB, 1725x1225)N ENHANCED.png
>>265946
Okay

>Evil N sitting on Nugget Uzi's face whilst wearing both of his adapters
>N refusing to get off unless Uzi can successfully "satisfy" him using just her mouth
>Uzi struggling as her resistance is slowly smothered underneath the sheer size of N's fat backplate
>Uzi only being granted small reprieves to breath when she reluctantly starts cooperating, alternating between tongue-massaging his anal adapter and mouth-sucking on his nanite nuts
>This continuing until N is too turned on to take the teasing anymore, concluding with him face-fucking Uzi before finally allowing her to breathe freely

>Evil N proving to Nugget Uzi that she's completely powerless to stop him from doing literally anything he wants to her
>N proving his point by picking Uzi up, flipping her upside down & tongue-fucking her anal adapter
>Uzi helplessly flailing her stubby limbs as N's long tongue goes as deep down her ass at it can go
>Uzi crying in frustrated defeat when N's erect adapter starts poking against her head, tracing a trail of pre-cum as it rubs idly against the drone's face
>This continuing until N is too worked up from all the teasing, concluding with him removing his tongue, flipping Uzi back over & actually fucking Uzi's freshly lubricated anal adapter
No.266059
Anonymous
Thread is slow, I'll share a tune
SpongeBob Music - Hawaiian Holiday (High-Pitched)youtube thumb
No.266060
Anonymous
>>266059
And as soon as activity happens it finally posts fml
No.266061
Anonymous
Image:175652278258.png(200kB, 1080x584)Screenshot_20250829-225904.png
I fucking hate /co/ sometimes man...
No.266062
Anonymous
Replies:>>266065
>>266049
Drone Reclamation Booru
No.266063
Anonymous
Replies:>>266064
Image:175652285198.png(2.34MB, 2388x1668)IMG_1927.png
>>266059
Tropical
No.266064
Anonymous
Replies:>>266072
No.266065
Anonymous
Replies:>>266070
>>266062
That's the art department, no one is sure what they do. But they keep requesting to see the captured specimens alone without any camera feed...
No.266066
Anonymous
Replies:>>266069
No.266067
Anonymous
>>265932
Creature goober!
No.266068
Anonymous
No.266069
Anonymous
Replies:>>266073
>>266066
>Molly was a jojo all along
No.266070
Anonymous
>>266065
>*Horrific Mutated Screeching*
>"Aw fuck yeah...show me that inner-mouth."
No.266071
Anonymous
Replies:>>266086
>>266061
the seething is strong with you
No.266072
Anonymous
>>266064
drinking out of coconut while getting combination clown+magician sloppy
No.266073
Anonymous
>>266069
>her stand is「CHILDREN OF THE GRAVE」
No.266074
Anonymous
Replies:>>266254
>https://magma.com/d/MxpwP47zGS
draw pile really funne
No.266075
Anonymous
Nugget V?
No.266076
Anonymous
>>266075
Nugget V maid dress regressionplay
No.266077
Anonymous
Replies:>>266079
>>266075
12 piece mcnugget
No.266078
Anonymous
>>266075
>it's just V holding a mosin-nagant
No.266079
Anonymous
>>266077
Calling V my “12 piece maidnugget” affectionately
No.266080
Anonymous
Image:175652494418.jpg(489kB, 1024x768)large.jpeg
>>266058
Idk why that anon used my art for the kind request to continue this, but i do not MIND AT ALL

>my reaction to the information
Blue creature screaming in marshmallow pileyoutube thumb
No.266081
Anonymous
>>266070
>"AGENT ANON! YOU BETTER NOT BE FAHKING THAT MUTATED DRONE, I SWEAR TO GOD!"
>Shouted Anon's supervisor as he pounded on the metal door
>After what felt like hours, Anon re-emerged, in his hands several pictures which he turned over to his supervisor
>"Relax Boss-man, I'm not doing that stuff on company time, especially with a bug in the room..."
>"The Hell are these, pictures for your private collection?"
>"Evidence that we're dealing with a class-C mutation, notice how the Drone-casing actually has segments? This isn't a polymer shell, this is chitin, this Drone...if it can even be called that anymore is more insectoid than the last one, it seems to be a constant stream of evolution in this mutations, whatever we're dealing with isn't the result of an overloaded bio-reactor, this is something far worse."
>"Enough. You're position in the DRB isn't to spout crackpot theories, your job is to take pictures nothing more and nothing less,. It's the boys down in the labs whose job it is to study these 'defects', not you. Now if you don't mind I'll be holding onto these and I demand you turn over any other copies that you may be holding onto Agent."
>"Fine. Take 'em.", said Anon as he begrudgingly emptied his pockets
>"Now then, you're dismissed Agent."
>As Anon sulked away to the break room for a delicious tube of JCJenson flavored Meat Paste, his boss whispered into a walkie-talkie
>"Prepare the specimen for incineration, and put Anon on 'the list', ensure he doesn't overstep his position again."
No.266082
Anonymous
>>266061
Why bother with retarded niggers' retarded threads?
No.266083
Anonymous
>>266082
he needed a excuse to bring it up, to seethe
No.266084
Anonymous
Replies:>>266086
No.266085
Anonymous
Replies:>>266091
>>266081
please, to any higher power that are listening, have this thing escape and kill everyone in the labs, including boss man, it’d be so fucking funny
No.266086
Anonymous
Replies:>>266087
>>266071
>>266082
>>266084
NTA but I don't think it's "seething" from something so bafflingly wrong imo at least, I wouldn't try to bring that B's here tho
No.266087
Anonymous
No.266088
Anonymous
Image:175652604798.png(88kB, 387x342)they made up.png
the drama is OVER
Pocket Steaks and Fiend have MADE UP
No.266089
Anonymous
Replies:>>266092
>>266088
Draw their grotesque baby
No.266090
Anonymous
Image:175652618775.png(346kB, 824x926)pavo (original character) drawn by nuke - 2d3758087e6e0b84427652d7bb1bbeea.png
>>266047
We all know the answer to that, full homo.
No.266091
Anonymous
Replies:>>266093
>>266085
>The Thing but Drone
No.266092
Anonymous
Replies:>>266094
Image:175652648953.png(252kB, 975x641)ate bby.png
>>266088
>>266089
the drama is BACK ON
she ATE the fucking BABY
next time you see fiend ask her why the FUCK she ate that baby?! She must anser for her crimes
No.266093
Anonymous
Replies:>>266111
>>266091
That's Uzi's Arrowsicle creature from 4 after a few weeks when some drone who found it took it in the bunker
No.266094
Anonymous
Replies:>>266095
>>266092
DEAR GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE BY SUGGESTING THIS!
No.266095
Anonymous
>>266094
the binding of two nation
No.266096
Anonymous
Replies:>>266097
Image:175652669602.jpg(122kB, 1159x789)IMG_3361.jpeg
>“oaooaooaooaayyaooaoa “Solver” oooaooaaooyyyaooaoaaoaoyyoao “glass Copper-9” oaooayyooaoa”
No.266097
Anonymous
Replies:>>266098
>>266096
Bad Dred'fal! Don't you know that the message of Murder Drones is....
>Checks fandom notes
Friendship?
No.266098
Anonymous
>>266097
that’s a of rubbish, and you know it, I’ve seen mlp do better
No.266099
Anonymous
Image:175652704116.png(273kB, 712x493)actually 1984.png
No.266100
Anonymous
>>266099
Smug goober
No.266101
Anonymous
>>266099
>Nugget baby in pregnancy
Dear God, that poor thing has thalidomide already..
No.266102
Anonymous
>>266099
okay what the hell am I looking at.
fiend please don't eat the baby.
No.266103
Anonymous
>>266102
Pocketsteaks is saying baby, but Fiend is censoring it with Nugget
No.266104
Anonymous
Image:175652767792.png(88kB, 762x642)1717802395892593.png
Bugretta is... nugget?
No.266105
Anonymous
>>266102
Fiend already ate the baby, its fucked up.
No.266107
Anonymous
Replies:>>266110
Image:175652779151.png(1.01MB, 1338x731)Tocatchamurderdrone.png
fiend thought her own baby was a nugget... and is currently going through psychosis... this is so sad guys I might need a minute....
No.266108
Anonymous
>>266104
No she looks more like a sausage
No.266109
Anonymous
Replies:>>266260
I mean steaks is a bird so that baby was basically halfway to being a chicken nugget
No.266110
Anonymous
Image:175652793341.jpg(40kB, 735x706)1732837293255.jpg
>>266107
No.266111
Anonymous
Image:175652823365.png(451kB, 996x1002)uhhhhhhhhh girls.png
>>266093
Uzi owes so much child support on this creature
No.266112
Anonymous
>>266111
Aw, I hope Akita feels less alone with her big sister
No.266113
Anonymous
>>266088
What drama?
No.266114
Anonymous
>>266112
they’re not related, you aren’t just saying that because they look similar, right
No.266115
Anonymous
Replies:>>266116
>>266112
Racist. So you think all Solver-sapiens look-alike?
No.266116
Anonymous
Replies:>>266139
>>266114
>>266115
They are both flesh creatures made from uzi's solver powers. So they have the same mom. How are they not sisters?
No.266117
Anonymous
>>266114
Arrow thing
>Solver fucking Uzi over to make life happen
Keeter
>Uzi not realizing that she made new life
They are basically half-siblings at least
No.266118
Anonymous
Image:175652890267.png(208kB, 852x626)Nugget.png
nugget
No.266119
Anonymous
>>266118
Why did you eat that baby?
No.266120
Anonymous
Replies:>>266263
>>266119
abortion
No.266121
Anonymous
>>266119
i did not eat the baby, this is pockemshams slander
KILL HIM
No.266122
Anonymous
>>266118
Why'd you eat the baby.
No.266123
Anonymous
No.266124
Anonymous
>>266090
Disgusting
No.266125
Anonymous
They’re saying she ate a baby did she eat a baby?
No.266126
Anonymous
>>266125
Which one?
No.266128
Anonymous
>>266125
Yes, and dont forget to ask her why she did every time she posts.
No.266129
Anonymous
No.266130
Anonymous
Replies:>>266133
>>266104
Berettabuse
No.266131
Anonymous
Image:175653006893.png(2.83MB, 2416x3192)birth.png
>>266125
Uzi GAVE BIRTH
No.266132
Anonymous
>>265972
Damn, Khan got reduced to his upper torso yet he is still kicking ass.
No.266133
Anonymous
Image:175653011230.png(75kB, 332x298)I Know.png
>>266130
No.266134
Anonymous
Image:175653018695.png(267kB, 1086x746)First Time Drawing Beretta.png
>>266131
She did indeed!
No.266135
Anonymous
I.
CAN'T.
FUCKING.
DRAW.
ANY.
MORE.
HELP.
No.266136
Anonymous
Replies:>>266137
Imagine updating the drawpile servers on a friday night.
No.266137
Anonymous
>>266135
>>266136
I thought it was just me.
No.266138
Anonymous
>>266135
Not a drawfag, but I can't write anymore so I can relate
No.266139
Anonymous
>>266116
Wasn't the other one (forgot her name) made by Cyn/the Solver?
No.266140
Anonymous
Image:175653072230.jpg(177kB, 889x1045)SmartSelect_20250830-001105_Chrome.jpg
I can't believe it WENT UNDER MAINTENANCE NOW
No.266141
Anonymous
>>266135
I can't shit anymore plz help
No.266142
Anonymous
Replies:>>266143
>>266140
ITS BACK DW BRO
No.266143
Anonymous
>>266140
>>266142
snabby tried to swallow the servers but I made her cough 'em back up
No.266144
Anonymous
Image:175653109637.jpg(171kB, 850x2243)sample-70a428c555fee4b913dd2bc8e76d32d1.jpg
>>265945
At least the generational trauma ended with Tessa. >!The Drones took the brunt of that!<
No.266145
Anonymous
Replies:>>266147
>>266143
Did you chant "snabby no snabbing!" Three times? And then she ws forced to leave in a huff because that's the rule.
No.266146
Anonymous
Do you think Drones deserve rights?
No.266147
Anonymous
>>266145
I only got two out before she covered my mouth with her tail, so I'm currently wrapped up in her coils. she fell asleep and honestly this is pretty comfy so I might drift off too. just hope I don't end up as breakfast in bed
No.266148
Anonymous
>>265933
> male N with femN hair
No.266149
Anonymous
>>266146
Some yes some no
No.266150
Anonymous
>>265983
nerd-ass child Jane SHOULD be killed by Abbo
No.266151
Anonymous
>>265993
please do not the crippled wendigo child
No.266152
Anonymous
>>266003
> Moblins
Italian Joblins of illicit business? ('baws' has not left their vocabulary)
No.266153
Anonymous
Replies:>>266162
>>266147
This is how we lost the war
Mutant cuddles…
No.266154
Anonymous
Replies:>>266160
>>266146
Lefts too.
No.266155
Anonymous
>>266003
I thought Moblins were Joblins that are a part of a mob
No.266156
Anonymous
>>266104
She’s a chuncky sausage
No.266157
Anonymous
>>266147
If you can get her to accidentally eat her tail, she'll turn small and free all the souls she consumed.
No.266158
Anonymous
>>266090
the only correct answer
give this drone a medal
No.266159
Anonymous
>>266143
Heimlich manouver the Snabby of infinite length
No.266160
Anonymous
>>266154
Ups and downs too (the human experience)
No.266162
Anonymous
Image:175653327920.png(114kB, 416x583)lucy2.png
>>266153
Lewdcy.
No.266163
Anonymous
Image:175653329135.jpg(99kB, 999x1024)1749692114402699.jpg
Some off thread skibidi toilet spammer or something is beginning to shit on the /co/ thread, so in the meantime I decided to change the channel and relax here where it's comfy and chill
No.266164
Anonymous
>>266131
Is that a C-section surgery?
No.266165
Anonymous
Image:175653375953.png(87kB, 505x516)Captura de pantalla 2025-08-30 000154.png
breaching
No.266166
Anonymous
Image:175653377531.png(17kB, 332x332)oh no.png
>>266162
No.266167
Anonymous
>>266165
Femanon will just job to the first twink she finds, immediately losing all her limbs in some freak accident.
No.266168
Anonymous
Replies:>>266173
I wanna lick mollys tummy
No.266169
Anonymous
>>266162
Aaoouuhhhjh scary! Scary robot oh no!!
I am also very TERRIFIED of. Tongue kisses with robots ooaaayyggg too scary!! I’m gonna faint!! !
No.266170
Anonymous
>>266165
The last thing the baby saw as it was born
No.266171
Anonymous
Image:175653388513.jpg(81kB, 771x593)202508300658285497957915670103326.jpg
The musical couple.
No.266172
Anonymous
>>266164
It's a hysterectomy; N removed the eldritch meat growth inside Uzi, then it turned out what he removed was a uterus that had baby Akita inside.
No.266173
Anonymous
>>266168
>Mollys tummy
>multiple molly tummies
Oug
No.266174
Anonymous
>>266165
Why'd you eat that Baby?
No.266175
Anonymous
Image:175653395745.jpg(137kB, 906x443)SmartSelect_20250830-000909_Chrome.jpg
No.266176
Anonymous
Image:175653397612.jpg(71kB, 580x504)SmartSelect_20250830-000919_Chrome.jpg
>>266175
No.266177
Anonymous
Replies:>>266187
>>266172 (me)
>>266164
Fun fact: Blu was originally going to have Uzi also develop eldritch meat tits she would breastfeed baby Keeter with.
No.266178
Anonymous
Replies:>>266180
>>266172
>Hysterectomy
I don't understand any of your fancy words but Im also scared to look it up
No.266179
Anonymous
>>266165
Get those teeth fixed nasty clanka
No.266180
Anonymous
Replies:>>266181
>>266178
I just told you what organ a hysterectomy is the removal of.
No.266181
Anonymous
>>266180
Is uterus that temporary thing around the BB that some animals eat
No.266182
Anonymous
>>265921
> you gonna let all that go to waste anon?
No.266183
Anonymous
Replies:>>266188
why are you asking me if i ate the baby? (◣ _ ◢)
No.266184
Anonymous
Replies:>>266191
Image:175653442270.jpg(74kB, 1300x1098)hand-holding-rolled-up-newspaper-side-view-PFH6X3.jpg
>>266165
Shoo, shoo. Away, mentally unstable creature of steel. There is no dr.pepper for you here.
No.266185
Anonymous
>>266181
That's the placenta.
No.266186
Anonymous
Replies:>>266196
>>266181
No that is placenta. Did you not have sex ed?
No.266187
Anonymous
>>266177
>Blu was originally going to have Uzi also develop eldritch meat tits she would breastfeed baby Keeter with.
Uzi breastfeeding Keeter is canon to the Empress Uzi timeline now.
No.266188
Anonymous
>>266183
Why'd you do it?
No.266189
Anonymous
>>265963
> The sneaky and the beaky
I'm liking these male!U's
No.266190
Anonymous
Replies:>>266192
>>266111
they are so fucking cute i cant handle it
No.266191
Anonymous
>>266184
Dr pepper is fucking disgusting, sorry I just had to say it
No.266192
Anonymous
>>266190
Is arrow-keeter dumb? I have to imagine an eye of that size is basically just sitting where the frontal lobe would normally be.
No.266193
Anonymous
>>266112
DDanni but it's a Solver Sapien
No.266194
Anonymous
If nori had pubes she would have stylized anime pubes
No.266195
Anonymous
Replies:>>266197
Image:175653521563.png(59kB, 1016x343)59559fe9d75e514ff517cc371673553c.png
>>266192
If she was dumb, she wouldn't be able to pontificate like a motherfucker.
No.266196
Anonymous
Replies:>>266206
>>266186
I have ESL i dont know and honestly urerus isn't very prominent in life
No.266197
Anonymous
No.266198
Anonymous
>>266192
The brains in the eye
No.266199
Anonymous
Image:175653564471.png(850kB, 1538x1005)2143a7e7-accb-4f36-9a75-394c98c921e5.png
Why does Cynwalker not have tail&antler?
They say she's all from Liam's, but lacks these two, is Cynwalker truly still the egglayingwoolmilkswine?
No.266200
Anonymous
Replies:>>266203
What if instead of “Jane” her name was “Brain” because she sucked really good dick
No.266201
Anonymous
Replies:>>266212
Khornate Abby?
No.266202
Anonymous
What if she was Brian
No.266203
Anonymous
Replies:>>266204
>>266200
what if Jane was a more overt villain and went by the name Bane?
No.266204
Anonymous
Replies:>>266208
>>266203
What if she wore a mask?
No.266205
Anonymous
Replies:>>266213
>>266192
> Trying to apply logic to eldritch flesh-creature anatomy
Foolish
No.266206
Anonymous
Replies:>>266209
>>266196
Very ESL of you
Uterus = organ which collects blood so fertilized eggs can implant in. Where a baby grows in. The fallopian tubes (which contain eggs) are connected to this
Placenta = membrane which forms around a fertilized egg. Developing baby is formed in. Usually delivered during birth (some animals eat this for the calories)
The uterus is VERY important to life because it is literally where life begins
No.266207
Anonymous
Image:175653621154.png(2.17MB, 1302x1608)175598724986.png
>[Heya Special Fella]
>[I Heard You Missed Your Parents]
>[So I Skinned Them And Am Making J And V Wear The Skins!]
No.266208
Anonymous
Replies:>>266214
>>266204
Would it hurt her if she took of the mask?
No.266209
Anonymous
Replies:>>266211
>>266206
Ah I see thanks I thought that is the womb
No.266210
Anonymous
>>266207
None of you could love or live with Cyn like this and deep down even dark templar knows it
No.266211
Anonymous
Replies:>>266215
>>266209
Womb is the common name for the uterus just fyi
No.266212
Anonymous
Replies:>>266220
>>266201
Tzeentch Abby
No.266213
Anonymous
Replies:>>266219
>>266205
Samurai
No.266214
Anonymous
Replies:>>266216
>>266208
It would be extremely baneful.
No.266215
Anonymous
>>266211
oooooooooooooooooo then it makes sense
No.266216
Anonymous
Replies:>>266218
>>266214
For her?
No.266217
Anonymous
Image:175653700044.gif(3.60MB, 640x538)1702118877429920.gif
Fucking tired ah drone doesn't get tired fuck ugh
No.266218
Anonymous
>>266216
Given Jane's track record, for everyone around her and way worse than anyone, even her, expects.
No.266219
Anonymous
Image:175653711632.gif(1.84MB, 500x258)IMG_5664.gif
>>266213
No.266220
Anonymous
>>266212
Abby would be a Khorne follower and you fucking know it bird boy
No.266221
Anonymous
>>266220
Mutant Abby would worship Khorn
Human Abby would worship Tzeentch
No.266222
Anonymous
>>265973
Nope, I'm a pirate, I don't buy digital content.
No.266223
Anonymous
No.266224
Anonymous
>>265983
Fucking kek.
No.266225
Anonymous
Replies:>>266234
>>265983
Why is she Veth?
No.266226
Anonymous
Replies:>>266229
Hey I've been meaning to ask, is it possible to translate Liam Vicker's style of writing/comedy to a non-visual format like a greentext or something?
No.266227
Anonymous
>>266220
>>266221
WRONG
all Solverforms belong to Vashtorr by contract, none of the other gods can take them without paying him royalties
No.266228
Anonymous
>>265985
Very nice green.
No.266229
Anonymous
>>266226
of course XD you can XDXD ya goober! XDXDXD
No.266230
Anonymous
>>265993
Damn sex.
No.266231
Anonymous
No.266232
Anonymous
Image:175653827740.png(125kB, 755x563)exhiberettta.png
Beretta embraces the spirit of the Doorman home movies
No.266233
Anonymous
>>266221
Abby doesn't worship anything because she's a mindless chaos spawn.
No.266234
Anonymous
Replies:>>266237
Image:175653834092.png(75kB, 1088x1571)Spoiler image
>>266225
She's not cute or lispy enough to be Veth
No.266236
Anonymous
Replies:>>266257
>>266229
Oh ok lol, thx for the tip BYEEE XD (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤
No.266237
Anonymous
>>266234
God I love ‘er
No.266238
Anonymous
I know it's a little off topic, but what did you guys think of the Knights of Guinevere trailer that just dropped?
No.266239
Anonymous
Replies:>>266277
Did you know that clowns and vampires are natural enemies?
No.266240
Anonymous
>>266232
wake up 'retta, its a nightmare, its not real
No.266241
Anonymous
Image:175653863798.png(1.82MB, 2122x2976)175605723526.png
Sex with doll...
No.266242
Anonymous
Replies:>>266246
No.266243
Anonymous
>>266238
Wasn't impressed. But at least the princess will have fat tits.
No.266244
Anonymous
Image:175653918525.jpg(41kB, 460x308)zegz.jpg
>>265969
No.266245
Anonymous
No.266247
Anonymous
>>266229
You forgot the Roflcopter
__________
...(⬜H✓-----*
..............................
No.266248
Anonymous
>>266246
Fake news
No.266249
Anonymous
>>266238(me)
I honestly don't care for it much at all, I am very worried that Dana is about to give Glitch a terrible reputation considering her past experience with Disney
No.266250
Anonymous
>>266058
Fucking kino.
No.266251
Anonymous
>>266241
Schlex with Schloll
No.266252
Anonymous
Replies:>>266253
>>266238
I wish I could make something
No.266253
Anonymous
Replies:>>266256
>>266252
You can always give a shot at writing a greentext, for starters at least
No.266254
Anonymous
>>266074
>Nuggets N
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
No.266255
Anonymous
Replies:>>266258
>>266241
From afar, why did doll look like she had a fully erect penis?
No.266256
Anonymous
>>266253
I meant on a more project level.
I wanna make something gud
No.266257
Anonymous
Image:175653989702.jpg(85kB, 816x979)murder_drones_alice__by_madela7263_dg6hzuw-pre-3774893599.jpg
>>266236
The Vickerman has a thing for the number 17, note that,
Darkwolf17, 3071, Alice 017, this is no coincidence and there must be some meaning behind it, the number is prominently featured like no other.
There are also weird consistencies regarding characters fates depending in their haircolour and hairstyle. All with coloured hair except Uzi die, brown or black hair has a very dangerous life too, blonde hair is immune.
There is even more of this, thus the 17 has meaning and has bean given to best girl for a reason
No.266258
Anonymous
Replies:>>266262
>>266255
You need grass and Jesus man
No.266259
Anonymous
Replies:>>266274
>>266257
17 is my favorite number, maybe it's Liam's too.
No.266260
Anonymous
>>266109
Fucking kek.
No.266261
Anonymous
Replies:>>266274
>>266257
What if something life changing happened to Liam when he was 17 years old? That could be a good reason why that number sticks to some people,
especially autistic people, take me for example, my "important" number is 4, idk exactly why but it is, funny how things like that work lol XD
No.266262
Anonymous
>>266258
NTA but it kinda does bro
No.266263
Anonymous
>>266120
Fuck, my sides!
No.266264
Anonymous
No.266265
Anonymous
Replies:>>266266
>>265969
God
> thread #87 from 9 months ago
GOD...
No.266266
Anonymous
>>266265
*10
Dear GOD.....
No.266268
Anonymous
>>266238
Yeah, it's definitely just going to be an airing of grievances over Disney not giving The Owl House six seasons and a movie. Cute robot though, even if she's full of bloody blue organs.
No.266269
Anonymous
>>266267
I checked the comments first, and literally the top comment was someone talking about how this is basically her "payback to disney", eugh, I just hope its just decent or ok
No.266270
Anonymous
Image:175654048182.png(190kB, 249x363)173178308699.png
>>266162
SEX!
No.266271
Anonymous
No.266272
Anonymous
Replies:>>266292
>>266162
I want to press drones' pubic lights. They seem like buttons.
No.266273
Anonymous
No.266274
Anonymous
Replies:>>266278
Image:175654097799.jpg(57kB, 1116x878)172945083726.jpg
>>266259
It is mine now too
>>266261
Perhaps, this could be an explanation tho for me numbers were always dependent on days rather than age, for example 53 was the only ever acceptable round (odd) number, it is somewhat aesthetic inspite of how bulbous it is, 74 is marvelous (was the number if USS John C Stennis which I saw in ROTF when I was five, best ship at the time).
The seven (and 12) have always been promoted as lucky numbers to me, (7 is always fine in odd number's endings, 7 doesn't fall into odd=plump) so 17 is, in a certain way, a merge if these two. Add the 0 for fanciness and it's outstanding even without Alicessociaton.
Anyway I feel ya with the spoiler too, for me it was 4-14-11-15-17/017, fondness for 4 always remained tho so I understand your choice. Especially the 4 as it is displayed in this text here, not the open-top-slop.
No.266275
Anonymous
>>266238
I liked the music but overall it looks like it's really just going to be a Disney hate show.
No.266276
Anonymous
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding, banana drone.
No.266277
Anonymous
>>266239
Molly: who am i?
No.266278
Anonymous
Replies:>>266283
Image:175654163790.jpg(465kB, 2048x1451)1719121537940.jpg
>>266274
My three single digit "lucky" numbers growing up was always 3,5,9 for some reason, and 4 was the most important one so I kept it it's own thing
>Not that open-top slop
My teachers used to always emphasize drawing the number 4 with the open top, but it never felt... Idk, natural to me or so to speak, glad to hear and now know someone feels the same way kek
No.266279
Anonymous
Image:175654173546.png(312kB, 2388x1668)IMG_3431.png
>>266257
Garbage Noise - Deltaruneyoutube thumb
No.266280
Anonymous
Replies:>>266286
Image:175654182090.jpg(72kB, 400x399)IMG_3432.jpeg
>>266279
No.266281
Anonymous
Image:175654200610.jpg(124kB, 810x676)Screenshot_20250830_091923_Chrome.jpg
>KABOOM GO BOOM 💥
No.266282
Anonymous
Replies:>>266284
>>266279
Is this one of the things you hear if you were inside Liam's mind or naw?
>Image
I thought it was Liam doing a KISS cosplay for a second there
No.266283
Anonymous
>>266278
AGREED
No.266284
Anonymous
No.266285
Anonymous
Image:175654318734.png(2.55MB, 1500x2073)Illustration9.png
pretty....
No.266286
Anonymous
Replies:>>266291
>>266280
can someone do a spamton edit of this?
No.266288
Anonymous
Why was a robot cockroach a key to the CF elevator?
No.266289
Anonymous
>>266285
> collar instead of ring

like that one anon once said:
you are one giant lump of coal
No.266290
Anonymous
>>266288
Well you see it's very simple.
No.266291
Anonymous
Image:175654459402.png(244kB, 400x399)IMG_3434.png
>>266286
No.266292
Anonymous
>>266272
I hear if you press it enough on female drones they'll dispense mystery liquid.
No.266293
Anonymous
Image:175654514262.jpg(61kB, 562x546)IMG_3435.jpeg
>>266292
Performing operation soda steal on a drone
No.266294
Anonymous
Replies:>>266295
>>266292
What does it taste like?
No.266295
Anonymous
>>266294
If it’s a WD or SD then it tastes like whatever flavor cartridge you installed, if it’s a DD or witch it tastes like submission
No.266296
Anonymous
>>266293
On a soda drone?
No.266297
Anonymous
Image:175654616743.jpg(632kB, 1926x648)558F86A6-00B1-41EA-A063-2279B3968052.jpeg
Watch as the graphic novel not be anything bad but have just enough virtue signaling to get culturewarfaggots like this retard angry.
Another anon on /co/ said it best
>there will be one panel with an itty-bitty pride flag sticker in it and at least 50% of MD threads made from that point on will be made in bad faith and with that panel as the subject image, i can foresee it already

Mark my words, there will be a big collage of outrage that will be posted at least once a thread.
it will have
>panels from the comic taken OOC because a character said a political buzzword once
> the author’s tweets where he says trans rights or something
>screaming reaction images and soyjaks
>random shit from the author’s past work like that one page with a trans person in it
No.266298
Anonymous
>>266297
I don’t care
No.266300
Anonymous
Image:175654707541.png(1.24MB, 1080x1440)allijator-v0-y4fcnnz332ae1.png
No.266301
Anonymous
Replies:>>266311
Image:175654708694.png(1.47MB, 1080x1440)allijator-v0-fgfjvsz332ae1.png
>>266300
No.266302
Anonymous
Image:175654818641.png(105kB, 570x516)9eadfbf58190fcc961503e93d7af91f2.png
>>265884
No.266303
Anonymous
>>266297
Nothing ever happens anon, remember...
No.266304
Anonymous
Replies:>>266306
Image:175654899196.png(285kB, 1056x1584)029 smug.png
how is drawpile goin?
No.266306
Anonymous
>>266304
>even the nametag is smug
💢
No.266307
Anonymous
Image:175654946508.png(341kB, 1226x687)Screenshot 2025-08-30 052340.png
>>266305
stop having the same handwriting then dammit
No.266308
Anonymous
>>266307
Oh wait, so it is my handwriting? Fuck
No.266309
Anonymous
>scribbles is back
im gonna fucking kill myself
No.266310
Anonymous
Yeah there is no convincing anyone. leaving before this thread gets derailed bye
No.266311
Anonymous
No.266312
Anonymous
Image:175655244866.png(6.82MB, 4096x4096)New Drawing (11).png
LATEST DRAWPILE ^_^ thanks to everybody who joined! ♡
No.266313
Anonymous
>>266312
HOLY SHIT SILKSOLVE IS REAL
No.266314
Anonymous
Replies:>>266315
>>266307
As someone who also has shitty handwriting, I hope I don't get framed or anything in the future
No.266315
Anonymous
>>266314
just use the text tool
No.266316
Anonymous
Replies:>>266317
>>266312
Why do people want to fuck duckblob steaks so much?
No.266317
Anonymous
>>266316
Quack!
No.266318
Anonymous
No.266319
Anonymous
>>266285
cute lil emo nugget
No.266320
Anonymous
>>266297
you just keep running defense for this shit, I hope they're at least paying you
No.266321
Anonymous
Image:175655647745.jpg(107kB, 764x522)Screenshot_20250830_132010_Chrome.jpg
I'm only retarded for shit and giggles and boredom.
No.266322
Anonymous
>266321
>jokes on you I was only PRETENDING to be a retard!
No.266323
Anonymous
Replies:>>266324
>>266312
tomoe/milkanon sure likes drawing naked drones
No.266324
Anonymous
>>266323
you say that like it's a bad thing
No.266325
Anonymous
Replies:>>266342
I saw a group of drones demonstrating in the park today. they were on the "death to the federation" stuff you hear everywhere so I thought whatever, but then they started chanting "sieg zeon" and now I'm a little concerned
No.266326
Anonymous
Image:175655929631.png(127kB, 557x363)Screenshot 2025-08-30 060510.png
>>266312
wanted to do more, unfortunately drawpile started like an hour before i was getting a minecraft server setup and ended before i woke up this morning.

There always next time
No.266327
Anonymous
Replies:>>266353
>>266326
Drones playing minecraft VR.
No.266330
Anonymous
Image:175656008011.png(2.91MB, 1400x1400)Dugtoodeep.png
>>266326
why does Avre love digging and entrenchment?
No.266332
Anonymous
oh no
No.266333
Anonymous
Replies:>>266361
Image:175656033075.jpg(86kB, 426x808)Spoiler image
>>266331
Huh?
No.266335
Anonymous
>>266330
agoraphobia.
No.266336
Anonymous
Replies:>>266361
>>266331
Go to /baw/ and ask Black Hand, kiddo.
No.266337
Anonymous
It's too early in my time for this shit
No.266338
Anonymous
I still think the theme park planet with the Molotov wizard was a fun idea
No.266339
Anonymous
Image:175656114232.jpg(102kB, 732x509)IMG_3439.jpeg
>>266312
I wanted to draw something but I watched Blade & Blade II instead.
No.266340
Anonymous
>>266312
I did not realize I'd drawn hornet so big, I've gotta get better about doing that
No.266342
Anonymous
>>266325
You can scream shit like "Death to the Federation," "Drone supremacy," and "Humans have no rights," and nothing will happen to you, but if you even tell the damn drones to fuck off, the police will arrest you for "racism." For what I fucking fought on this war?
No.266343
Anonymous
Image:175656218205.jpg(290kB, 659x1423)SmartSelect_20250826-222359_ibisPaint X.jpg
Male drone design I was playing with
No.266344
Anonymous
>>266326
There's always the other pages in the drawpile too if people are still around later
No.266345
Anonymous
>>265933
>N and Uzi dressed like street walkers
HOT!
No.266346
Anonymous
Replies:>>266348
>>266343
cute traffic cop, I like the baggy socks look. do the lights on his head change based on his mood?
No.266348
Anonymous
Replies:>>266354
>>266346
I planned on the bulbs just being an aesthetic thing, It would be a cool idea if he malfuntions and all of his bulbs turn red, idk what the green bulbs would mean
No.266350
Anonymous
No.266351
Anonymous
Replies:>>266360
Image:175656271398.jpg(897kB, 1680x1709)1755724172807419.jpg
>>266312
assenath or asenitties?
all solver sapiens are shape shifters, aren't they?
No.266352
Anonymous
>>266343
I'd like him to be a police/security drone that had the DD drone modifications as his standard parts since then it would literally be optimal parts for his purpose.
I'd assume all the DD parts existed as some kind of drone's standard model before the solver gave them to all the other DDs
No.266353
Anonymous
>>266327
Sneak in a few horror mods and see what happens
No.266354
Anonymous
Image:175656290836.gif(87kB, 512x512)IMG_0090.gif
>>266348
plenty of directions to go in. emotional state, hunger, damage, mission completion level, alert level, etc.
No.266355
Anonymous
Replies:>>266365
DD that's a former fuckdrone equipped with every sex toy imaginable. any time he tries to swap his hands for weapons he just gets big dildos instead so he's pretty ineffective in a fight but Cyn keeps him around cuz it's funny
No.266356
Anonymous
>>266285
Cute!!!
No.266357
Anonymous
>>266343
Plappable
No.266358
Anonymous
No.266359
Anonymous
Replies:>>266371
>>266343
mr red-light-green-light
why is his tail ripped?
No.266360
Anonymous
>>266351
I think they have to metaphorically hold their breath to change shapes. If they relax they morph back to default.
No.266361
Anonymous
Replies:>>266382
>>266333
>>266336
What happened?
No.266362
Anonymous
Image:175656367110.jpg(252kB, 853x1345)SmartSelect_20250830-092050_Instagram.jpg
>>266354
It would be kinda funny if he stopped his squad with his red lights and signaled them to go with his green lights
No.266363
Anonymous
Replies:>>266372
>>266362
and the orange lights?
No.266365
Anonymous
Replies:>>266374
>>266355
Then he learns to work around it by making them too crazy to actually be used for sex, like making a dildo bat from saints row. Or making a vibrator with it's vibration set so high it becomes like a jackhammer and pulverizes anything he presses it against.
No.266371
Anonymous
>>266359
When you hunt worker drones, you're bound to find some feisty ones, his tail never ended up regenerating, instead of leaving it behind, he just strapped it to himself cause its still useful
No.266372
Anonymous
>>266363
Yellow lights would probably just be caution ⚠
No.266373
Anonymous
>>266362
practical and kinda cute
No.266374
Anonymous
>>266365
buzzing 4ft-long dildo hands are funny until you see them used like vibro-blades to cleave people in half like a hot knife through butter
No.266376
Anonymous
>>266362
He could communicate in trigrams, every combination of red yellow green could have a meaning behind it. Could have 26 mean the letters and the other 10 mean various whole words.
No.266377
Anonymous
>>266362
leatherdaddy
No.266378
Anonymous
>>266343
Beat Cop
No.266379
Anonymous
Replies:>>266389
>>266376
> smack him on the back of the head
> disco mode + makes sorting algorithm noises
No.266380
Anonymous
>>266375
That one drone sure wants to know
No.266382
Black Hand ## Developer
Replies:>>266384
>>266361
Moron had his ban expire and his first post was literally BAN ME.
No.266384
Anonymous
Replies:>>266388
>>266382
guess he didn't realize it wasn't a permaban
No.266385
Anonymous
No.266386
Anonymous
Replies:>>266412
Image:175656463895.png(225kB, 1080x891)Screenshot_20250830-093657_Instagram.png
>>266377
No.266387
Anonymous
Replies:>>266392
>>266376
This seems cool, but also too advanced for my retarded brain
No.266388
Black Hand ## Developer
Replies:>>266436
>>266384
It wasn't even a global ban either. Well, now it is.
No.266389
Anonymous
>>266379
He copes with losing by listening to caramelldansen while his lights flash and he lays on the floor
No.266390
Anonymous
Replies:>>266394
Image:175656552469.jpg(84kB, 857x1248)Screenshot_20250830_155009_ibisPaint X.jpg
>Hanging him and use him like traffic light.
What's his name?
No.266391
Anonymous
Do we have a webm of the bit in episode 5 where Tessa mahandles N?
No.266392
Anonymous
Replies:>>266397
>>266387
Red yellow red = A
Red yellow yellow = B
Etc etc
No.266393
Anonymous
>>266207
this was cyn unknown saving anon’s live, anon never had parents, literally, everyone knows that by now
No.266394
Anonymous
Replies:>>266395
>>266390
hanger
No.266395
Anonymous
Image:175656572662.png(2kB, 200x208)evilandy.png
>>266394
No.266396
Anonymous
>>266395
Handler may not handle him
No.266397
Anonymous
>>266392
That does seem pretty cool actually, Id need a diagram to do it accurately but i like it
No.266398
Anonymous
>>266376
if he was gonna communicate with his lights wouldn't morse code be a lot simpler? green for dots, yellow for dashes, red for STOPs
No.266399
Anonymous
>>266293
Guy is part owl with a neck like that.
No.266400
Anonymous
Image:175656636815.png(482kB, 479x379)1721944717928.png
>>266391
>manhandles
>not womanhandles
I would like to note, you could have uses those names, manhandles/womanhandles, on robots who have handlebars
No.266401
Anonymous
>>266400
>grabbing N by his manhandles (chubby tummy)
No.266402
Anonymous
>>266395
you have to give him big unibrow, to know he is evil
No.266403
Anonymous
>>266400
idiot. it's "dronehandle"
No.266404
Anonymous
>>266403
I am no idiot, the name is robobars
No.266405
Anonymous
>>266403
your drone came with handlebars? mine didn't...
No.266406
Anonymous
>>266403
No, dronehandle is your name on pesterdrone.
No.266407
Anonymous
Image:175656744467.jpg(65kB, 481x710)Uppies!!!.jpg
No.266408
Anonymous
Image:175656760694.jpg(2.43MB, 3024x3075)20250830_102550.jpg
>>266343
A bunch of the concept sketches when I was making him
No.266409
Anonymous
No.266410
Anonymous
Replies:>>266411
>>266408
so was he a traffic cop or working at an airport as a WD?
No.266411
Anonymous
>>266410
He probably was a prototype at one point for help in special operations but was retired to be a traffic cop, or something
No.266412
Anonymous
>>266343
>>266354
>>266362
>>266386
>>266408
Damn. That's a good wee woo drone.
Guess the others have a new friend to play with.
No.266413
Anonymous
Image:175657120918.png(194kB, 1194x1239)652f1e16c0b43d2556530802270ba0df.png
Da popo be fast on yo ass
No.266414
Anonymous
Replies:>>266416
>>266413
I want her to weewoo on my weewoo.
No.266415
Anonymous
Axe Cop
No.266416
Anonymous
>>266414
You want her wee on your woo? That's kinda gross.
No.266417
Anonymous
>>266416
Woo my wee
No.266418
Anonymous
Replies:>>266421
>>266413
Lol they're both "C"
Serial designation C
And Tatical operatior C
No.266419
Anonymous
>>266416
What is a woo
No.266420
Anonymous
Image:175657234518.jpg(41kB, 720x664)20250830_112224.jpg
Mylo probably eats a lot of candy
He probably has a cute plump tumby that he's embarrassed about
No.266421
Anonymous
>>266418
Spiderman pointing meme
No.266422
Anonymous
How many planets ran by drones have places like this?
Underground. From the movie Robotsyoutube thumb
No.266423
Anonymous
Replies:>>266425
Image:175657257780.png(14kB, 336x330)1529490402985.png
>>266420
woman, you leave that drone alone
No.266424
Anonymous
No.266425
Anonymous
Replies:>>266431
>>266423
Not a femoid
I wanna squish Mylo's cute tumby while calling him fagbait
No homo
No.266426
Anonymous
Image:175657289415.jpg(159kB, 812x832)Maybe.jpg
No.266427
Anonymous
>>266426
100 workers drones vs 1 gorilla (E in a gorilla onesie)
No.266428
Anonymous
>>266426
Draw yourself getting sodomized by Scribbles.
No.266429
Anonymous
Image:175657412655.png(475kB, 493x455)keked.png
>>266428
>sodomized
miss read that as lobotomised
No.266430
Anonymous
>>266428
you want pornographic art of a real-life child?
No.266431
Anonymous
Replies:>>266438
>>266425
>No homo
You went full homo
You are faggot, the fujoshi drones are approaching your location to apprehend you
No.266432
Anonymous
>>266288
CFL personel was autistic af
No.266433
Anonymous
>>266312
That's a lot of drones. And bunnjes...
No.266434
Anonymous
>>266422
Probably all of em
No.266435
Anonymous
No.266436
Anonymous
>>266388
What did you do
No.266437
Anonymous
Image:175657572200.jpg(505kB, 1284x1136)istfg.jpg
goddammit
No.266438
Anonymous
Replies:>>266439
>>266431
> the fujos are coming
well now i'm NOT going to do it
No.266439
Anonymous
No.266440
Anonymous
Replies:>>266441
Image:175657597547.jpg(466kB, 1920x1080)1630435162023.jpg
>>266437
lmao get fucked
No.266441
Anonymous
>>266440
yeah fuck you too pal
No.266442
Anonymous
Image:175657626370.jpg(157kB, 993x590)20250830185016.jpg
>>266427
No.266443
Anonymous
Replies:>>266444
>>266437
…What
No.266444
Anonymous
>>266443
That's the guy that was bitching about getting banned for posting death threats against Trump the other day.
No.266445
Anonymous
>>266444
Oh.
Getting banned is one thing but you know what sucks? Eating a ban meant for someone else
User was banned for this post.
No.266446
Anonymous
>>266444
you say that like I was personally threatening to kill him
No.266447
Anonymous
Replies:>>266454
>>266446
They’ve banned people for less m8
No.266448
Anonymous
>>266446
Calling for other people to kill a public figure is called stochastic terrorism.
No.266449
Anonymous
>>266427
in an restored roman arena, with worker drones watching and cheering for the poor workers drone in the arena (they know it does nothing, it’s entertaining to think the ones below had a chance to survive Eorilla)
No.266450
Anonymous
100 juggernauts vs 1 masqy
No.266451
Anonymous
Replies:>>266454
>>266437
This is a great opportunity for you to touch some grass
No.266452
Anonymous
>>266450
Be like the bunny from monty python. Just this tiny thing ripping through everyone.
No.266453
Anonymous
>>266450
the adult human rectum can stretch to a volume of about 300 mL before the urge to defecate occurs, but the anus itself, including the anal canal and rectum, can stretch to accommodate objects up to around 7 inches in diameter, looking how big is, he can casually fit 5 masqys
No.266454
Anonymous
>>266445
someone in my area or someone spoofing to my area must have been doing some fucked up shit, because a couple days ago when I came here on 5G I got a ban message about spamming fucking CP
>>266447
they banned me in the past for telling a known threadshitter to stop defending a newly exposed pedophile (there were verified logs of him soliciting a minor) just because he worked for a company said threadshitter liked
>>266447
I don't think I'm going to incite anyone to violence as a random anon in a tariff thread on a dying mongolian basket weaving forum
>>266451
I wish there was nice nature nearby, I live in the sort of shitty suburban town you pass through on your trip to somewhere worth going and they've cleared out most of the trees. at least I'm not missing any threads I give a shit about. yet.
No.266455
Anonymous
No.266457
Anonymous
>>266453
>all the cryopods on copper 9 have a 100% of death
>juggernaut is biologically improve
>knowing this
>jane knocked john out
>dragging john’s unconscious body
>finding juggernaut
>telling him about the cryopods and that the core is about to collapse
>juggernaut, not caring about jane and an unconscious john being shoved up his anus
>gos along with it
>jane rams john in head fight
>jane going in feet first
so that’s how jane and john survived the core collapses
No.266458
Anonymous
Replies:>>266464
Video:175657807548.mp4(477kB / 0:00:07 / avc1, 640x684)Insomnia.mp4
Kill me
No.266459
Anonymous
Replies:>>266461
Image:175657809217.png(306kB, 1161x772)LIVEJONESREACTION.png
>>266453
>>266457
No.266461
Anonymous
Replies:>>266465
>>266459
juggernaut real name is jones? damn, that’s pretty cool
No.266464
Anonymous
Image:175657836550.png(1.51MB, 1080x1387)War_flashback-2.png
>>266458
>48 hours.
Try staying awake for a week.
No.266465
Anonymous
Replies:>>266467
Image:175657838971.png(395kB, 800x800)youare.png
>>266461
jones is a juggernaut
No.266466
Anonymous
>>266460
so long as it works, it works, the scope of my intellect is incalculable, not even cyn with her sillies can match it
No.266467
Anonymous
No.266468
Anonymous
Replies:>>266469
>>266453
Masqy is teeny
No.266469
Anonymous
Replies:>>266470
>>266468
given an exact size of Masqy
No.266470
Anonymous
>>266469
Masqy is the opposite of gamagori. Who changed size constantly but was always bigger than everyone else.
No.266471
Anonymous
Image:175657963722.png(3.08MB, 3157x3395)Invite.png
>>266285 (me)

>The intelligence, when it came back, was not a report, but a taunt. Multiple, poorly drawn marriage invites, dropped at the bunker's airlock system and one drone missing .
>The artist had clearly tried to mimic Uzi's edgy drawing style but failed miserably.
>The sight of her name, scrawled next to that… that thing's… name, sent a jolt of static through Khan's core.
>She was alive. After all of this time.
>Grief that had been a constant for him, heavy weight in his core was suddenly replaced by a cold, sharp terror.

>He would go to this façade of a wedding, of course. But he would not go alone.
>He assembled a squad of his best workers, armed to the teeth with weapons and spite, and surrounded them with a handful of confused civilian drones.
>A wedding party. He knew would this would be a rescue operation. Or a whole massacre.

>The abandoned church on the surface was not as what he remembered it.
>The dust was gone, the broken pews set right. It was neatly, hauntingly decorated.
>The Flickering candles casted long shadows across the church walls papered with two things.
>countless printed pictures of dogs, and Uzi's own angsty, scribbled artwork and other imagery and objects she loved.
>It was a shrine to his daughter's memory, curated by a madman.

>And then he saw the centerpiece.
>There she is! Uzi. Alive!
>She was propped up in a beautiful black and white dress, edgy enough for her liking, wearing a wedding veil so heartbreakingly beautiful it made his optical sensors blur.
>His little girl. But the dress ended not in sleeves, but in a empty air. Her arms were partially gone, Her legs were the same.
>She was a jewel displayed in a broken setting.
>At her side stood N. He was polished, smiling, the very picture of a proud groom.
>The sight of that cheery smile, the one he’d seen tear through a hundred drones, including Nori, made Khan’s internal fans whine in fury.

“H-Hi Dad!” Uzi’s voice was a static whisper.

>She tried to offer a smile, but it was a weak, trembling thing.
>Her violet eyes, wide and unblinking, it screamed a silent agony that her voice could not.
>They were not the eyes of a willing bride.
>They were the eyes of a prisoner.
>Every protocol, every shred of self-preservation he had, it vanished.
>Khan surged forward, his own actuators screaming as he charged the altar.
>He would tear N apart with his own bare hands.
>A blur of black and yellow. The sound of a nanite-acid blade unsheathing.
>The searing heat of it stopped a millimeter from his neck.
>Khan froze, the deadly energy of the weapon making the air crackle with intensity

N’s smile never wavered. “I think it would be better for everyone,” the disassembly drone said, his voice a low, pleasant hum that was more terrifying than any scream, “if you stood away…”

>Defeated, Khan slowly backed away, his joints locking with the strain of inaction. He sank onto a hard pew, forced to become an audience to his daughter’s nightmare.
>The stolen drone, dressed and trained like a priest to perform ceremonies, recited hollow and shaking words.
>Khan didn’t hear them directly.
>He only watched, his core freezing over, as the drone who murdered his wife and his other drone kind was pronounced husband to his daughter.

“You may now kiss the bride.”

>N leaned down with a horrifying tenderness. He cradled Uzi’s face in his hands, his thumb stroking her cheekplate with an uppermost care. The kiss began softly, almost reverent.
>Then it changed. It became possessive, deeper, sloppier. A faint, helpless shudder ran through Uzi’s torso a shiver of overwhelming, involuntary pleasure that made Khan want to vomit oil.
>When N finally pulled away, he was still smiling. He turned his gaze to the small, terrified audience, his optics specially settling on Khan.

“I would like to make a special announcement,” N declared, his voice dripping with false warmth. “For our beloved guests… and for my new father-in-law.”

>His smile twisted into something devious, triumphant in his form. He let his hand slide down, slipping beneath the hem of Uzi’s pristine wedding dress. With a deliberate, theatrical flourish, he lifted the fabric.
>The whole ordeal revealed the complex harness of garter belts holding her in place, the lace of soft black lingerie against her bottom chassis.
>Above that, a slight but undeniable curve to her abdomen. A pronounced swell to her belly that should not have been there.

“My dear wife is pregnant,” N announced, his voice booming with pride. “We are both awaiting a child.”

>The whole world stopped for a minute
>Khan’s entire processing array crashed. System warnings flickered at the edge of his vision, temperature critical, pressure spiking.
>If there was a robotic equivalent of a heart attack, this was it.
>The loss of Nori had carved him out. This… this was way worse.
>This was his daughter, broken and displayed, her body and her future were perverted into a trophy for her murderous captor.
>This was a fate far worse than death.
No.266472
Anonymous
No.266473
Anonymous
Image:175658066279.jpg(338kB, 925x4409)cd327017-b29a-41c2-9450-590a4509ae89.jpg
>>266471
>My deer wife is pregnant
GIW I could say that
No.266474
Anonymous
There's someone in the /co/ thread on 4chan who claims he just got banned from here but dindu nuffin
No.266475
Anonymous
Replies:>>266479
>>266312
>bunnysuit & fishnets Val
uuuuuoooohhhhh
No.266476
Anonymous
Replies:>>266480
>>266471
khan needs to kill him asap
No.266477
Anonymous
Video:175658087884.webm(3.71MB / 0:00:03 / vp8, 1920x1080)N gets ragdoll'd.webm
>>266391
Sure
No.266478
Anonymous
Drone colonies are known for being filled with humiephiles
No.266479
Anonymous
>>266475
Page is a fukn freak dawg
No.266480
Anonymous
Replies:>>266482
Image:175658140428.jpg(139kB, 972x1074)Spoiler image
>>266476
>khan about to lock in to per kill N
No.266481
Anonymous
Replies:>>266485
Image:175658152586.png(221kB, 862x858)visual chart.png
small enforcer visual chart for the unacquainted
No.266482
Anonymous
Replies:>>266483
Image:175658155406.png(280kB, 1018x695)BITCH.png
>>266480
No.266483
Anonymous
>>266482
>HERE COMES NORI WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!
No.266484
Anonymous
Replies:>>266487
Image:175658186594.png(190kB, 611x581)chrome_evhT3Gy8UR.png
>>266312
uuu pretty tree-drone.... pick me up...
No.266485
Anonymous
Replies:>>266488
>>266481
in the top right image, in the image, I can’t tell if handler is looking to his right, or if it’s the light reflecting off his eyes
No.266487
Anonymous
Replies:>>266581
No.266488
Anonymous
Replies:>>266489
Image:175658208376.png(87kB, 632x587)handloid.png
>>266485
hes looking to his right. a handler's eyes are pure red by default but sometimes the red shrinks into pupils, just like with juggernauts
No.266489
Anonymous
Replies:>>266490
>>266488
well I’m unable to see it
>handler face’s when he tells a dumb joke to juggernaut
No.266490
Anonymous
Image:175658259082.png(2kB, 550x346)joyler.png
>>266489
the red is his iris, the black is his sclera
No.266491
Not Mylo
Handler held me down and sucked my dick and called me a faggot and that no one would believe me
No.266492
Anonymous
Replies:>>266498
Image:175658328619.jpg(258kB, 639x1081)SmartSelect_20250830-144617_Instagram.jpg
I was talking to my friends about TO-C aka Captain's origin, i didn't Know how to properly describe it so i ended up making a kind of diagram
No.266493
Anonymous
>>266471
Fucking awesome! Anons, this must be saved on Booru!
No.266494
Anonymous
>>266491
you got that mixed up there, it wasn’t you, it was me who got sucked off, thankfully as a laser ditch effort, I face fuck him until he was up chucking up cum
No.266495
Anonymous
Image:175658350319.png(2.49MB, 1587x3068)The Wedding of N and Nugget Uzi.png
>>266471
Excellently art & green, thank you based contentfren!
No.266496
Anonymous
Replies:>>266499
Image:175658356959.png(8kB, 520x450)freakler.png
>>266491
No.266497
Anonymous
>>266495
Thank you for saved it, anon.
No.266498
Anonymous
Replies:>>266500
>>266492
If I had a nickle for every Drone prototype thingy that got tossed in the trash, I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but weird that it happened twice.
I look forward to this one
No.266499
Not Mylo
Replies:>>266502
>>266496
Leave me alone!
You already took my dignity what more could you want?!
No.266500
Anonymous
>>266498
Just learned I've been misspelling nickel for 3 entire months.
No.266501
Anonymous
Replies:>>266504
>>266500
Nickle
No.266502
Anonymous
Image:175658445632.png(28kB, 450x420)smugler.png
>>266499
No.266503
Anonymous
>>266502
This is the single most mischevious look I have ever received
No.266504
Anonymous
>>266500
>>266501
Nickel is correct.
No.266505
Anonymous
Replies:>>266554
>>266502
Tags
>Until they like it
>Rape
>Yaoi
>Power bottom
>Wholesome
>Brain damage
>Creampie
>Cuddling after sex
No.266506
Anonymous
Replies:>>266509
so were witches intentionally infected with the solver somehow or were they just ZDs exhibiting solver abilities that CFL collected for testing?
No.266507
Anonymous
>>266495
Thank u anon ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ
No.266508
Anonymous
Replies:>>266521
No.266509
Anonymous
Replies:>>266513
>>266506
intentional, so many dead drones in the lockers in episode 7
No.266510
Anonymous
Image:175658542814.jpg(150kB, 680x1038)Screenshot_20250830_211826_ibisPaint X.jpg
>Strawberry redesign.
No.266511
Anonymous
Image:175658546360.png(874kB, 960x960)serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - b7c49f0b597e6be244717ea09cd7b741.png
>>266058
Jesus Christ
No.266512
Anonymous
>>266510
You turned her into a fucking hick
No.266513
Anonymous
Replies:>>266514
>>266509
Explain your reasoning.
No.266514
Anonymous
Replies:>>266515
>>266513
what is there to explain, if it wasn’t intentional, the patch would never be made
No.266515
nta
>>266514
wasn't the patch developed to prevent the solver from being able to infect ANY drone and not just as a failsafe for witches?
No.266516
Anonymous
Image:175658647957.png(187kB, 1532x786)Spoiler image
>>266510
Her redesigned outfit looks very familiar
No.266517
Anonymous
>>266420
Me with chubby doll
No.266518
Anonymous
>>266515
Correct.
No.266519
Anonymous
>>266515
to my understanding, the humans were purposely making and killing drones to have the solver in them, doing the process of the patch as seen in episode 7, uzi didn’t have the patch, her mother did, so that must have gotten pasted down a little, same thing happened to yeva and doll, only reason as to why doll seemed to be more level headed is because her mother had been patched the longest
No.266520
Anonymous
No.266521
Anonymous
>>266508
They have, objectively, the largest project, so we’ll wait.
No.266522
Anonymous
Replies:>>266543
>>266045
>>266049
Fuck it I'll write something
>Be me
>Legally don't exist
>Be a glowie at the Drone Reclamation Bureau
>Barely passed training
>Nervous about my first mission
>Be waiting in recreation room
>Can't help but look at some of my assigned Drone squadmates
>Merely to admire their armor, totally nothing else
>One of them suddenly starts talking into a headpiece
>Oh_fuck.png
>We got our first assignment to investigate sightings of an older model Drone acting strangely
>Further mission details inform us to proceed with caution as to not draw anyone to our presence or the public may learn of our existence
>More specifically do not be seen by the owner/husband
>Figures one of those Drone perverts talked so much about in the headlines, a wonder it isn't illegal in this city yet when it is everywhere else
>Couldn't stomach the thought of someone being attracted to a piece of hardware
>The Drones glare at me, knowing fully well these mission parameters are mostly meant for me due to my lack of stealth tech...and maybe because they know about the incident that happened in training involving the tossing of a grenade that may or may not have landed only 3 inches away from me
>Regardless of the facts the dreaded day had arrived of a first mission
(1/3?)
No.266523
Anonymous
Replies:>>266524
Image:175658744723.jpg(29kB, 207x626)gardener-woman-wearing-garden-hat_1308-140602.jpg
>>266516
Do you want to copyright oc's clothes now?
No.266524
Anonymous
>>266523
>new oc with plant powers is drawn
>old oc with plant powers suddenly has the same outift as the new one
It is kinda damning.
No.266526
Anonymous
Ok now that I wrote the wedding
How the honeymoon will go to the two fuckos
No.266527
Anonymous
Image:175658851232.jpg(113kB, 700x1080)young-farm-girl-in-red-shirt-vector-10112332.jpg
>>266524
It's just farmer clothes. They're not special if it was Rhea clothes(the second one) then it is 100% suspicious.
No.266528
Black Hand ## Developer
Replies:>>266534
>>266445
It wasn't meant for someone else. See: >>264312

>>266454
>someone in my area or someone spoofing to my area must have been doing some fucked up shit, because a couple days ago when I came here on 5G I got a ban message about spamming fucking CP
Unfortunately this sometimes happens, because a lot of those old CP bans never even saw use. The spammers just used a proxy or mobile ip, then never came back. Some day I should get around and remove a bunch of the old unused bans.
No.266529
Anonymous
>>266526
N will fuck Uzi 24/7 almost non-stop for the entire month, until on the last day the pillbaby starts to crawl out of her vagina, but even then N will not stop and will continue to pound her ass, thereby pushing the baby to come out.
No.266530
Anonymous
>>266526
Isn't it obvious?
>N creates a massive list of horrifically horny things he wants to subject Uzi to
>The activity is chosen by spinning a gameshow-styled wheel
>Uzi CAN try sparing herself from the chosen result, but only if she can 'convince' (beg) N into doing something else to her
No.266531
Anonymous
>>266529 (me)
Before you ask: i saw this in one hentai, so yes, i can totally imagine it, and yes, i should ask for help.
No.266532
Anonymous
Replies:>>266535
>>266516
Is this homestuck
No.266533
Anonymous
>>266524
originality is dried up, I’m afraid
No.266534
Anonymous
>>266528
Whoever posted this:>>264312 was a regular anon?
No.266535
Anonymous
Replies:>>266547
>>266532
sorry to inform you, your mental state is retarded, it’s terminal
No.266536
Anonymous
Replies:>>266787
Image:175658928949.jpg(92kB, 1200x876)1200-3403766367.jpg
>>266529
...
Anon what the fuck
>>266530
ok this is way funnier
No.266537
Anonymous
>>266534
pretty sure it was harperanon
No.266538
Anonymous
Replies:>>266544
>>266537
Your mean droneanon? I don't think so, it's not like him.
No.266540
Anonymous
Image:175659029446.png(299kB, 868x717)dra2.png
>>266537
Why would droneanon talk about killing people?
No.266542
Black Hand ## Developer
>>266534
Yes, and most often posts short one liners while replying to single posts, like "Heh" "Nah" "Eh" "Joj" etc. I dislike giving temp bans to regulars but you do not say things like wanting to murder your own parents.
No.266543
Anonymous
Replies:>>266580
>>266522
>Never flown anywhere before until today, felt stomach sick as I boarded a flying car with a prototype stealth fiels generator
>It was probably the stealth field looking back, explains why they didn't give me one of those fancy suits like the Drones did
>Feel a little strange sitting so close to one of my squadmates specifically L-78 a female Drone
>It was odd feeling so warm next to something so cold and yet the way the stealth armor added padding and...curvature made her almost look human
>The silence of the long car ride is deafening
>Decide to break the silence by chatting up the Drone next to me
>"So, how long have you been working here at the D.R.B?"
>L-78 turns her head, giving a stare that could pierce the hearts of even the strongest man and replies
>"That's classified to your level of security clearance, but know this, we've been through two human handlers already, you're just the new replacement. Don't screw up."
>Jeez what a bitch
>And yet her displeasure at my presence it sounded real, and her attitude like that of a beast, a war hardened beast to tame with compassion perhaps?
>Shake the thought away, refuse to fall for a piece of plastic, refuse to be a hypocrite
>Somehow the attempt at relieving the awkward silent tension backfired and made it even more awkward
>Finally we come to a stop, the driver turns his head towards us and repeats what we already know before landing behind an apartment complex
>Exiting the flying car, the pilot handed me a transponder to use when the mission was completed or if something went wrong to signal them back for pick-up
>The Drones stood in perfect formation before me
>And then came the silence the silence again
>Their gazes facing toward me, waiting for something, but what?
>L-78 spoke up
>"We're awaiting your orders, 'Handler', the mission can't proceed unless you give us your orders, 'sir'."
>Unprepared, spill my spaghetti
>"Uhhh......I order you to...give the mission orders?"
>Although they didn't do it, L-78 would've probably face-palmed so hard that their fist would go through their face
>"Alright, 'sir', our mission is as follows, locate this Drone and if it displays some of the strange behaviors such as refusing to shut-down or disobeying a factory rest code, it is to be either captured or preferably terminated. Your job is to infiltrate the apartment and find the associated room to a Mr. Aberdeen Klien the 'husband'. Is that understood or would you prefer if I use a smaller sentence 'sir'?"
>Return a nod in complete understanding...asshole
>Turning her back to me, L-78 began communicating with the rest of the squad
>The Drones incredibly coordinated and tactical began relying orders to eachother with merely hand signals
>Most of which weren't understandable to me, but judging from the one that looked like a duck and their snickering, they were making fun of me
>And then as if they were never there, they vanished entirely, the only evidence was the rippling of water underneath invisible footprints
>Straightening my tie, I made my way inside the apartment complex ready to play the part of a masterfully crafted disguise
>"Hello, I am Guy Incognito, may I perhaps know the room of Mr. Aberdeen?"
>The receptionist who was thankfully smoking some medicinal herbs, gave me a glazed over look before pointing to the wall of mailboxes behind him
>His oily finger tapped the room number 126, before it returned to his bag of Grease-O's oil-filled snacks
>Heading up the stairs a strange feeling of unease washed over me
>This feeling only increased as I approached room 126, the smell of what could only be described as a that of sunbaked turd filled the air
>Upon closer inspection the door was not only already open, but someone or something was home judging by the sound of rattling pans and other cookware
>Gently my hand pushed against the door to reveal...
(2/3)
No.266544
Anonymous
>>266538 (me)
Well, that was droneanon. I don't know why he left such a weird post without context, but I hope BlackHand approves his appeal, because it's not so bad after all.
No.266545
Anonymous
>>266544
Maybe he was trying to bait a Negevpost?
No.266546
Anonymous
>>266534
I was going to guess the same as
>>266537
No.266547
Anonymous
Replies:>>266552
>>266535
Okay but is it homestuck
No.266548
Anonymous
Replies:>>266563
>>266544
>>266545
I assume it was in relation to other posts about school starting again, complaining about this and making such posts about his mother fit. I can't prove anything but I feel strongly this is what happened
No.266549
Anonymous
>>266545
Most likely, but I would put the name Negev instead of anon to emphasize this, because, yeah, I too, when I first saw this post, thought wtf.
No.266550
Anonymous
>>266544
how do you know that was droneanon
No.266551
Anonymous
Replies:>>266555
>>266550
that’s the fun part, I don’t
No.266552
Anonymous
Replies:>>266591
>>266547
in lightest, a dumbass is what you are
No.266553
Anonymous
Image:175659130149.jpg(376kB, 1080x1242)Screenshot_2025-08-31-00-00-28-837_com.android.chrome-edit.jpg
>>266550
Nta but this was posted on co before he was even mentioned here the first time, it's pretty clear if you ask me
No.266554
Anonymous
>>266505
I thought he was Handler, not Handled.
No.266555
Anonymous
>>266550
2ch
>>266551
Tell Gabriel that no matter how many alternatives he sends, I will find him and punish him in the name of the Lord.
No.266556
Anonymous
Image:175659150838.jpg(275kB, 1080x1459)Screenshot_2025-08-30-23-57-53-335_com.android.chrome-edit.jpg
Doll has been wearing Yeva's choker on her left wrist all along, it should have been obvious since Uzi took it in 3 but we can see it here already, if she doesn't have it in the pilot then it proves Yeva was killed by V in 1 (that's pretty clear anyways but still)
No.266557
Anonymous
>>266556
It's annoying that Liam's style of storytelling takes the fucking Dark Souls approach instead of giving us 3 seconds of context.
No.266558
Anonymous
>>266555
who is gabriel
No.266559
Anonymous
Replies:>>266566
Image:175659175828.png(310kB, 650x623)3b92d21e134ce12d547f0695bde0acc2.png
You fuck drones because you like them and you want to show them your love.

I fuck drones because I hate them and show them their place UNDER humans.

We are not the same.
No.266560
Anonymous
Image:175659185662.png(365kB, 1347x962)Zeta and Xi.png
I love police drones.
No.266561
Anonymous
Image:175659209479.jpg(141kB, 956x723)Screenshot_20250830_230930_ibisPaint X.jpg
>Huh. I wonder who that's for?
No.266562
Anonymous
>>266560
>your move, creep
No.266563
Black Hand ## Developer
Replies:>>266567
>>266548
I can't imagine a context that would make what he posted less bad.

>>266544
His appeal was just
>Huh? I didn’t say anything

Anyway it's a temp ban. For now. Use the time to contemplate why it was wrong to say what you did. Or you can dodge it and I can make it permanent.
No.266564
Anonymous
Replies:>>266570
>>266560
why hasnt more been done with these guys
No.266565
Anonymous
Replies:>>266571
>>266555
alternatively, call up archangel micheal, he was the one who was able to cast satan out of heaven with one move, he is literally that guy, gabriel could never compete, archangel micheal never sleep, he’ll be watching over you
No.266566
Anonymous
Replies:>>266574
Image:175659254301.jpg(289kB, 1702x2719)1729702055841366.jpg
>>266559
You're thinking of humans when you're plapping synthetic asses, how homosexual can you get.
No.266567
Anonymous
>>266563
>Huh? I didn’t say anything
Seriously? Well, at least the ban is temporary, and he realized he said something stupid.
No.266569
Anonymous
Image:175659279948.png(46kB, 678x308)1755885937587571.png
>>266560
>>266562
No.266570
Anonymous
>>266564
Because I'm lazy
>>266562
>"Has he been watching cop movies again?"
>"No, worse. Super Sentai."
No.266571
Anonymous
>>266565
I don't need Micheal's help to defeat the demon, because we can't force God to do all the work for us.
No.266572
Anonymous
Replies:>>266575
>>266569
*shoots him in the nuts*
No.266573
Anonymous
>>266569
>Anon is detained with a brown patch staining the back of his pants.
>And by detained, I mean pushed out of a window.
>His funko pop smuggling days were over.
No.266574
Anonymous
>>266566
The male drones and the female drones differ only in their damn wigs and removable sex adapters, so it's still a question of which of us is the real faggot, the traitorous scum.
No.266575
Anonymous
>>266572
here lies anon’s wall nuts, may they rest in peace, amen
No.266576
Anonymous
Replies:>>266577
>>266556
>post-canon, Uzi ended up giving Yeva's collar to Nori
>she not uncommonly falls asleep hugging it and sobbing
No.266577
Anonymous
Replies:>>266578
>>266576
incorrect
>nori wraps the collar around yeva's body neck
>staying for a while next to yeva's body
No.266578
Anonymous
>>266577
>"Nori? Honey? You okay over there?"
>"J-... just give me a moment, sexy..." [gross crying]
>on the other side of Outpost 3, V starts feeling like something's crawling up her back and weighing on her neck
>there's nothing there, but...
No.266579
Anonymous
Replies:>>266590
>>266569
Come quietly or there will be... trouble.
No.266580
Anonymous
Replies:>>266582
>>266543
>A Drone dressed in flowery dress like one a woman from the 1960's would wear stood with her back turned to me as she slaved over a stove
>"Is your...owner home?"
>No reply, just the sounds of something slimey and chunky mixing in a pot filled the room
>Changing my tune, I shouted back harshly and as demanding as I could manage
>"Hey! Machine slave! A human is talking to you, reply!"
>Still nothing, now it was the sound of humming, a strange song something an old computer would sing now mixed with the gross noises of the pot
>Taking a stepback, I tried something stupid
>Knocking against the door, I proclaimed
>"Knock-knock! Somebody's at the door!"
>Finally a response
>"Oh my, a guest? And dinner isn't even ready yet, silly me, please let yourself in and take a seat at the table while you wait."
>A chipper voice replied
>Reluctantly I entered the apartment fully, heading towards the dinning table, a fancy wooden table too fancy for my liking
>And yet even from my position at the table, the contents of the pot remained unseen as the Worker Drone's body blocked all view of it
>Taking a glance around the apartment all of the furniture was ridiculously fancy in fact
>Curious about the fanciness of the room as it was contained inside of an incredibly cheap complex, I spoke
>"Your owner, Mr. Aberdeen? What does he do for a living?"
>The WD not leaving it's position from the pot let alone looking at me, replied
>"Owner? Oh! You must mean my husband, my deliciously sweet husband. He's a JCJenson technician, good ol' JCJenson why you know dearie, that's were I came from, no doubt about it."
>Something about that voice was wrong, it was like someone painting a smiley face over a rotting corpse levels of wrong
>Wanting to just get this job done, I asked the important question
>"Is your husband coming home soon?"
>The sound of a mixing pot stopped, a wooden spoon clanged against the side of the pot
>"What do you mean, dear? He's been home the entire time, in fact he's been closer than you think."
(3/4?)
No.266581
Anonymous
>>266487
she probably needs a few, alongside a couple hugs.
No.266582
Anonymous
>>266580
>Turning it's gaze toward me, it was clear that this was no regular Worker Drone, half of its face was visibly melting, strange fleshy roots were sprouting outwards like pus from an infected wound
>My body tensed up, a fight or flight instinct began to kick in, slowly I reached for the weapon in my pocket or what was assumed to be one
>"Dinner is ready dearie, I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable dining experience."
>The abomination approached, my hands slowly raising the weapon out of my lap, but then confusion overwhelmed me
>Placed upon my plate was not the flesh of man, but instead macaroni & cheese, with chunks of ground beef mixed in
>"It's my husband's favorite, apologies it took so long."
>And with that she went over to the TV and began vacuuming the carpet as if nothing was wrong, as if nothing was the matter, as if she was...normal
>Instinctively and full of revulsion I loudly spoke
>"Dear god, what the Hell happened to your face!?"
>The vacuum stopped, she stood still, her trembling hands raised up to touch her face
>And then a mixture of fear and shame overwhelmed her as she replied in all too human sounding voice
>"I-I...I'm fine, dearie. Just a small defect, an easily fixable one, my husband, he's a technician, he's worked with worse, he'll be home soon, he will fix me, no need to worry yourself, just enjoy the meal I made, please."
>Even more alarms raised in my was as she uttered the words, home soon, I had to press further
>"Didn't you say your husband was already home? Where is he? Where is he really? Tell me now."
>She was now shaking entirely, like a beaten dog, she fell to her knees, a foul secretion came from her flesh covered half, like that of tears
>"Please...just go...why can't you people just leave me in peace? I haven't done anything wrong, he'll fix this, he always fixes things, he always toughs through things, he'll be okay, he is okay, he's still here, he still breathing, he's still...."
>Her gaze turned towards the open closet near the TV, from where I could not see properly
>>A part of me wanted to just enjoy the meal, just to ignore it, but I couldn't, I had mission to complete and so I investigated
>Closer I could now see what I had missed before, within the darkness of a closet, a body, the body of Mr. Aberdeen and upon his forehead was a large hole
>"I tried to tell him, I tried to tell him that I was fixable, he wouldn't believe me, I-I...I had no choice, but to put him to sleep so he could relax!? See his not dead? He's just resting!"
>Chanting over and over again, she began to stand-up, a sharp bone-like appendage protruded from her palm
>"HE'S JUST RESTING! HE'S JUST RESTING! HE'S JUST REST-"
>Running on adrenaline I fired my weapon into the creature, unfortunately for me, it wasn't a lethal device
>Electrical charges fired into her body causing her to contort violently upon the ground like a fish on the deck of a boat
>Something about it, my eyes just couldn't help, but stay in place and continue to stare, stare at suffering before me
>All at once my squad appeared around me, decloaking
>"Good work Handler, you didn't die on your first mission."
>L-78 crouched down, inspecting the subdued mutant
>"This won't do. We have plenty enough of these ones in holding, this won't provide us with sufficient data."
>From her side L-78 removed a pistol gesturing it towards me
>"Terminate this thing and we can call this mission a success, sir."
>My hands trembled as I gripped the pistol
>As I looked into the mutants eyes, I could see it's fear, it's fear of death
>"Don't tell me you're feeling regrets, 'sir'. If you won't do the job then I'll do it. The last thing the D.R.B needs is someone who grew a conscious."
>My eyes drifted to L-78 as words that I never once imagined saying left my mouth
>"This....isn't right. She's alive, she's alive just like you or me, can't we just capture her?"
>L-78 with strength unknowst me, gripped the pistol from my hand
>"Did you hit your head, 'sir'? I am a machine, I am NOT alive, and like a machine I fulfill my orders to the letter."
>Her hands unwavering, pulled the trigger, 8 shots rang out until the mutant made no more sound
>"I'll be filing a report about this, 'sir'."
>Said L-78 before she and the rest of her squad cloaked again, vanishing from sight, leaving me fully alone with my thoughts
(4/4)
No.266583
Anonymous
Replies:>>266585
>>266582
Took longer than I expected, had to split it into 4 parts because the post was too long.
No.266584
Anonymous
Image:175659577341.jpg(28kB, 336x448)eaed1973cdcb18781814288b9efca1e5.jpg
>Nori every time she and V are sharing a space (not particularly common since V's persona non grata at her house)
No.266585
Anonymous
>>266583
Word limits suck sometimes
No.266586
Anonymous
Image:175659751755.png(226kB, 742x660)ice cream keeter.png
drawin a keet
No.266587
Anonymous
>>266586
I'd let her lick my wounds.
No.266588
Anonymous
>>266582
will read
No.266589
Anonymous
No.266590
Anonymous
>>266579
fuck that, I’m coming there loudly and brown!
No.266591
Anonymous
>>266552
Look man I'm serious I need an answer
No.266592
Anonymous
Replies:>>266723
When I became a Liquidator a massive solver flesh polyp bit my leg and fled into the sea from the sewers
I had to get my leg amputated to stop the infection from spreading
Now I have a murder drone leg as a prosthetic and that God damned MONSTER is still out there in the ocean growing
I won't stop trying to find it, my Ivory leg compels me, it is my white whale
No.266593
Anonymous
Replies:>>266594
>>266586
at first I was questioning on why she was licking it, when I remember that was the normal way to do it, not biting into it, it’s nice
No.266594
Anonymous
Replies:>>266595
Image:175660019740.png(1.10MB, 790x613)175578381981.png
>>266593
>biting into ice cream
oh yeah, I forgot people like that existed
No.266595
Anonymous
Replies:>>266596
>>266594
>NTA
It's not biting into the ice-cream, you just kinda put your mouth on it and eat it with your lips and tongue. Not lick it, that's gross and leaves a mess
No.266596
Anonymous
Image:175660138717.jpg(176kB, 1080x1291)174064170883.jpg
>>266595
Suck it.
No.266597
Anonymous
Replies:>>266724
Image:175660139960.jpg(110kB, 1078x1015)174064172296.jpg
No.266598
Anonymous
Replies:>>266724
Image:175660141113.jpg(134kB, 997x1208)174064174169.jpg
No.266599
Anonymous
Image:175660142348.jpg(119kB, 997x1208)174064175831.jpg
No.266600
Anonymous
>>266599
mother like daughter
No.266601
Anonymous
Lizzy waants to fuck Fiddlesticks
No.266602
Anonymous
Image:175660175970.jpg(244kB, 900x1200)Gykl0dIXcAAOVFH.jpeg
>>266426
Draw this as Louisa and Martha alongside her
No.266603
Anonymous
Replies:>>266604
Image:175660228541.png(1.37MB, 1159x915)IMG_7730.png
texan anons, remember to hide any lewd art of cyn before monday otherwise johnny law might come a-knockin'
No.266604
Anonymous
Replies:>>266606
>>266603
Context?
No.266605
Anonymous
Image:175660252207.png(3.20MB, 2032x2273)revenant Tessa taking a break.png
No.266606
Anonymous
>>266604
Texas banned hentai
No.266607
Anonymous
Image:175660296011.jpg(155kB, 1186x1080)1694886217207322.jpg
>>266606
no more decadent oriental anmiations!
No.266608
Anonymous
>>266596
Pregnant Tessa...
No.266609
Anonymous
Replies:>>266611
>>266607
They also banned porn
No.266610
Anonymous
Replies:>>266620
Image:175660323949.png(771kB, 1291x1157)1712314637862831.png
>>266607
>the sharty's favorite character is the self-loathing japanese girl that larps as a native dutch
Do you think Mymy would be Akita's favourite zellig as well?, you know, with her ''I AM A DRONE I AM A DRONE!!!'' thing.
No.266611
Anonymous
>>266609
Can't believe Texas was conquered by the British
No.266612
Anonymous
Replies:>>266613
>>266606
Did they just ban it today, or was this already a thing?
No.266613
Anonymous
Image:175660408547.gif(110kB, 1200x1500)IMG_9036.gif
>>266612
goes into effect monday. hope there aren't any texas anons round these parts, otherwise you might get charged with a felony just for opening picrel
No.266614
Anonymous
Replies:>>266619
So what I'm getting from this is that this is my last chance to look at Joli.
No.266615
Anonymous
Yeah, um, I'll have... uh... can I get some M greens? With romantic development? And maybe even, uh... a little humor on the side?
>That brings your total to $42.78.
Does the toy still come with the meal?
>Yes.
Nice.
>Would you like to round up for charity?
Nah, fuck them kids lol.
>Here's your receipt, sir. Your M greens will be ready in three to four business months.
No.266616
Anonymous
>>266615
Better than the six months I have to wait to start whittling spindles and mining ore again.
No.266617
Anonymous
>>266613
Hot...
No.266618
Anonymous
>>266615
never give JcJonalds the extra money for charity, they only do it for tax write offs
No.266619
Anonymous
>>266614
unironically yes
No.266620
Anonymous
>>266610
Definitely, it seems ongezellig fans either prefer Maya (in a 'literally me' way) or Mymy.
I hate how the sharty attached itself to Ongezellig to such a degree Massa straight up abandoned it
No.266621
Anonymous
Replies:>>266727
Image:175660679488.png(59kB, 1060x522)173189468400.png
No.266622
Anonymous
>>266330
Avre knows that something lies deep beneath the earth, sleeping, waiting.
No.266623
Anonymous
Replies:>>266630
>>266613
Imagine getting charged because you saw a WD's featureless underside
No.266624
Anonymous
Replies:>>266625
Inside you there are two U's, it's a really good thing you learned to hold your breath so well because their tongues are pretty long...
No.266625
Anonymous
Replies:>>266626
>>266624
Wait, the two of them at the same time?
No.266626
Anonymous
Replies:>>266627
>>266625
You ate their burger and they're intent on getting it back, no matter how deep into your digestive system they need to go.
No.266627
Anonymous
Replies:>>266628
>>266626
Not even custom DD tongues are that long bro, and I'm talking $500 type custom
No.266628
Anonymous
>>266627
I don't know what to tell you, U-U are built different.
No.266629
Anonymous
>>266530
How much she has to beg?
No.266630
Anonymous
>>266623
They haven't, the law criminalizes any concerted attempt to realistically depict minors. This means basically nothing except some sick shit like what Shadman was doing drawing recognizable depictions of real people's kids.
The only people who would get punished for this are probably a 99% crossover with the kinds of people who are also going to get nailed for real CSAM as well.
No.266631
Anonymous
>>266630
Then it's based, might decrease some of the gooning about (((lolis))) and (((shotas))) or whatever other BS gooners call what are essentially kids. Even that recent robot thread on /co/ had gooners drooling over how he found the 'toddlerchubiness' of some character hot, if the law makes them break the law and let's them be charged for this shit then it's a good thing
No.266632
Anonymous
Remember! Reading is good for your brain, so read some of the greens in the thread! Also because the writefriends will appreciate it
No.266633
Anonymous
Replies:>>266659
Image:175661068393.jpg(29kB, 640x627)your-friend-is-fatally-ill-and-the-only-cure-is-bleach-memes-v0-m6prmedhgy2e1.jpeg
>want to write
>have no motivation because sick + allergies
>sinuses give me migraines while trying to explode my skull
>can barely force myself to ttpe this up on my pc in a pitch black room with sun glasses on
No.266634
Anonymous
>>266631
>he says, on a board that regularly posts smut of characters that call themselves kids
No.266635
Anonymous
>>266631
>Heh well this law hurts "gooners" so it's good actually
Go back.
No.266636
Anonymous
Replies:>>266637
>>266634
I swear that one line from N did more damage to the show than anything else. It doesn't even make fucking sense, N would be an older adult by the time of Murder Drones due to the Earth invasion scene
No.266637
Anonymous
Replies:>>266640
>>266636
The robots don't canonically have genitals anyway what harm can it do?
No.266638
Anonymous
>>266631
You're unironically retarded if you think for a second that they are going to stop there, give em an inch and they'll take it to a light year
No.266639
Anonymous
Replies:>>266652
Image:175661100698.jpg(437kB, 1508x1493)1446171782616.jpg
>>266630
>>266631
No.266640
Anonymous
>>266637
>But they don't have genitals so it's ok
They don't know that and probably don't care enough to not arrest you for it
No.266641
Anonymous
>>266638
We've already seen the shit payment processors do, going after characters like Midna.
No.266642
Anonymous
Replies:>>266730
Neo-UK is fucked, man. they just arrested a kid for cosplaying as a JCJenson Corporate Mercenary
No.266643
Anonymous
Image:175661129455.png(39kB, 694x967)1755251545143252.png
>>266634
I think that scene was more of a figure of speech thing.
And even if they were kids so what they're robots.
No.266644
Anonymous
>>266643
maid drone preggo...
No.266645
Anonymous
Image:175661167721.jpg(8kB, 244x206)images.jpeg
>>266643
>NTA
Don't like that last part, but yeah I feel like it was mostly a figure of speech anyways. ALSO THEY'RE ALL CANONICALLY YOUNG ADULTS. I know this is stolen from reddit, but here is the ages of UZIS MISSING CLASSMATES. Her CLASSMATES.
No.266646
Anonymous
Replies:>>266740
>>266582
nice grim green
No.266647
Anonymous
>>266645
I'm sure the tried and true "she's older than she looks!" defense will stop the thought police
No.266648
Anonymous
>>266645
I need more lewds of these prom babes
No.266649
Anonymous
Replies:>>266666
Consenting adult sex with drones who are legally adults and mature enough to enter a relationship of equals.
No.266650
Anonymous
Replies:>>266653
>>266648
pretty sure merc did art of the succubus on the bottom right.
No.266651
Anonymous
>>266648
Based and true.
No.266652
Anonymous
>>266639
Give them a break, some anons here are post twitter verborrea nonsense.
Liam thinks teenage girls are hot, btw.
No.266653
Anonymous
>>266650
He did everyone except middle and bottom left
No.266654
Anonymous
>>266586
iscreamter
No.266655
Anonymous
>>266632
I will not read any greens and I will not respond to validate writefags
No.266656
Anonymous
>>266605
damn girl u ok?
No.266657
Anonymous
>uzi - bot lane, flames her support when she dies going all in on two full health players under a tower
>n - uzi's support bitch
>v - jungler that pulls disgusting ganks and steals enemy jungle
>j - mid lane, constantly gets her shit pushed in
>doll - top lane, always pushes
No.266658
Anonymous
>>266652
No, he thinks girls who want to kill him are hot
No.266659
Anonymous
Replies:>>266663
Image:175661347637.png(390kB, 1073x1053)heal slut.png
>>266633
get some rest
No.266660
Anonymous
Image:175661349160.jpg(373kB, 1662x1950)1755504697277922.jpg
Uzi stands at 127 cm, or just above 4 feet tall.
No.266661
Anonymous
>>266632
This is true
>>266655
This is stupid
And dumb
And stupid (and dumb)
No.266662
Anonymous
Replies:>>266665
>>266660
I know one Anon here is definitely just a few inches away from being Uzi height
No.266663
Anonymous
>>266659
I want to see her with red lipstick, I think that would be cute
No.266664
Anonymous
>>266655
That's fine. The gay niggas will, so I'll write more gay shit, and the thread will become more gay.
No.266665
Anonymous
>>266662
That would be me hehehe
No.266666
Anonymous
>>266649
Dangerous and taboo jailbait Keeter relationship in public!
No.266667
Anonymous
>>266660
That looks like a coin slot

and I want to insert a quarter in there to unlock a prize
No.266668
Anonymous
>>266665
Uppies, but in a derogatory way
No.266669
Anonymous
Replies:>>266670
>>266667
Anon, no! That's a two-armed, two-legged bandit!
No.266670
Anonymous
>>266669
If not a gumball machine, then why gumball machine shaped?
No.266671
Anonymous
Image:175661397323.png(18kB, 705x640)1755843494802471.png
>>266666
I'll allow gigasatan to control my mind.
*kisses the keeteen*
No.266672
Anonymous
Replies:>>266675
No.266673
Anonymous
Image:175661408621.gif(2.69MB, 317x670)d3316b8-cd67a81a-00d9-4005-a904-001fd3094581.gif
>>266667
Don't...
No.266674
Anonymous
>>266665
>mfw I'm 188cm
ˢᵐᵒˡ
No.266675
Anonymous
>>266672
I figure that's how she answers back considerating we're the only ones around with flesh lips.
No.266676
Anonymous
>>266666
Bad Anon. No.
No.266677
Anonymous
Replies:>>266678
>>266671
> oppai loli
No.266678
Anonymous
>>266677
molli's a loli, I don't know what category keeter falls into but it certainly isn't loli
No.266679
Anonymous
Replies:>>266683
>>266666
Akita fans are never beating the allegations
No.266680
Anonymous
Replies:>>266683
>>266678
Hasn't the creator talked about this like 3 times now in the threads? Pretty sure Akita is an adult or at least the thread version
No.266681
Anonymous
Can anyone send me a collection of glitch inn murder drones images
No.266682
Anonymous
>>266678
Could she turn herself into one tho.
alright alright, I'm biting the curb now.
No.266683
Anonymous
Image:175661488094.png(397kB, 1236x1558)1846724871624.png
>>266678
>>266680
>>266679
ye but its funny
No.266684
Anonymous
Replies:>>266702
>>266638
How would this law being removed change anything at all in terms of freedomloss? The American people can't decide shit about what they give to whom, they'll always have to cede more and more freedoms at faster or slower pace under red or blue, so I won't shed tears over a law banning what is essentialy a way to depict CP as drawings.
Picking this as a hill to die on is retarded
No.266685
Super Cereal Anonymous
>>266683
No Anon. It is not funny. You need serious mental help, this is not healthy. What would your family think if they knew? Would GamGam approve of what you jerk it too? Would whatever deity you worship approve? Even if you're an atheist would you take the chance? What if you died and God pulled up your porn history and flashed your ancestors with it, the very same ancestors you'll have to spend eternity with bro. That ain't cool bro.
Seriously though can the thread literally talk about anything else? Like the greens? I liked the SD-U-U one. Kind of like the idea of the D.R.B but feel like it needs tweaking
No.266686
Anonymous
Image:175661524509.png(104kB, 621x659)Screenshot From 2025-08-04 01-54-09.png
>>266685
you cannot keep me from the keeter
No.266687
Anonymous
>>266685
We had farm SD-U-U. Now it's time for SD-U-U Takes Manhattan
No.266688
Anonymous
>>266666
>The drone cops show up, oh fuck
>"Knew we had a creep around here."
>They grab Akita
>"Really thought you could trick this XX-year-old?"
>"W-wait, it's fine! I'm in my early 400s!" she protests, but to no avail as she's dragged away
>One of the officers stays behind to make sure you're alright
No.266689
Anonymous
>>266688
Fucking KEK
No.266690
Anonymous
Replies:>>266692
>>266634
N and V are way older than the core collapse, they could have been 21 at the very youngest, idk how Liam couldn't foresee how damaging this would be or what he even intended there, there was no joke, it doesn't make any sense in universe idgi
No.266691
Anonymous
Image:175661551365.jpg(20kB, 480x360)hqdefault.jpg
>>266688
fuck
No.266692
Anonymous
>>266690
Crack theory: Liam did this to fuck with anyone who wasn't paying attention to the lore and to make N fans second guess themselves
No.266693
Anonymous
>>266688
>She's actually 400 years old!
A classic.
No.266694
Anonymous
>board turns gayer
>outrage over
>>266630
>>266631
>law criminalizes any concerted attempt to realistically depict minors
>this is 1984 for gooners
like clockwork
No.266695
Anonymous
>>266694
>realistically
The bill explicitly states that cartoons that appear to be under 18 count as well, retard-kun.
No.266696
Anonymous
Replies:>>266736
Image:175661653937.jpg(401kB, 3018x3622)5f35ba3a2ccf06ff96f9b8a2c50ff895.jpeg
who cares about dumb old Texas.
No.266697
Anonymous
>>266683
Cute and funny?
No.266698
Anonymous
>>266694
Do you think gooners segregating to their own thread would fix this problem?
No.266699
Anonymous
>>266697
We got molli for that.
Arguably Cyn, too, if you consider her as a little sister archetype.
No.266700
Anonymous
Replies:>>266703
No.266701
Anonymous
Replies:>>266705
Image:175661712026.png(317kB, 1277x1315)03812e2202d1268f1b92b02b281e773f.png
>>266697
Keeter a cute, yes.
I know what you are etc.
The real funny thing is anons acting like there haven't been 'uoh', 'brat correction', and 'TOT' posting before
No.266702
Anonymous
Image:175661713538.jpg(42kB, 828x604)RDT_20250503_1628181354989505301339392.jpg
>>266684
>You'll lose freedom either way blue or red so just take the law up the ass anon

...nigga
No.266703
nta
Image:175661714564.jpg(197kB, 1280x720)coolsville.jpg
>>266700
No.266705
Anonymous
Replies:>>266707
Image:175661731000.jpg(122kB, 1009x1418)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by kiwixen - a1cba77a6ec16f2e8b6ff35b4f575461.jpg
>>266701
BRAT DRONES GRRRRR
No.266706
Anonymous
Replies:>>266757
Image:175661733849.png(104kB, 456x821)1707010361493196.png
No.266707
Anonymous
Image:175661751442.png(374kB, 1059x1405)brat1.png
>>266705
No.266708
Anonymous
Image:175661752577.jpg(142kB, 1167x1477)brat2.jpg
>>266707
No.266709
Anonymous
Replies:>>266711
Image:175661753635.jpg(179kB, 1013x1517)brat3.jpg
>>266708
No.266710
Anonymous
Drone-brats... 💢
No.266711
Anonymous
Image:175661763153.jpg(64kB, 1024x576)1746932334498181.jpg
>>266707
>>266708
>>266709
I'm sobbing my eyes out...
No.266712
Anonymous
Replies:>>266737
Image:175661777351.jpg(258kB, 1080x1452)5657e926-8758-4afb-bfca-382b4faf27fd.jpg
Found humanized versions of Khan, Nori, Yeva, Sam, Teacher and Alice
No.266714
Anonymous
Image:175661782307.jpg(228kB, 1080x719)Screenshot_2025-08-31-06-57-44-351_com.instagram.android-edit.jpg
2,17,48 together
No.266715
Anonymous
Replies:>>266716
>>266714
Crazy hair colors on dark skinned women always look so weird.
No.266716
Anonymous
>>266715
True, also Nori seems to be missing her collarbones
No.266717
Anonymous
This thread feels like there was at one point 30 Anons here, but then it turned into 7 that are now circlejerking and arguing with eachother. Not being a doomer, just an observation probably happened because it's late?
No.266718
Anonymous
Image:175661817969.jpg(86kB, 426x808)Screenshot_20250830_142511_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>266632
It's been a while since i wrote one. I read your stuff too.
No.266719
Anonymous
Replies:>>266740
>>266582
Very good green, anon.
No.266720
Anonymous
>>266586
Cutie.
No.266721
Anonymous
>>266707
The Joli
No.266722
Anonymous
Image:175661848631.jpg(872kB, 3000x3900)Sentinel brat.jpg
>>266717
> anon discovers what active hours are
No.266723
Anonymous
Replies:>>266764
>>266592
I bet your call sign is Pequod.
No.266724
Anonymous
No.266725
Anonymous
>>266717
There's at least 20 people here, not everytime but over 3 days. I made a strawpoll recently that sat at currently 40 votes, it got iirc 15-20 votes in surges in the combined reposts on plus, the posts on co drew in more voters but that's inevitable due to high traffic on 4chan. Also mind many people use both sites, if I had to guess I'd say we have between 25-40 different people here posting at least once a month.
No.266726
Anonymous
Replies:>>266750
>>266605
Damn fucking cool.
No.266727
Anonymous
>>266621
Fucking kek.
No.266728
Anonymous
Alright Anon.
>(You) must protect one Oogi for as long as you are alive
>This Oogi can't be harmed in any way possible, you can't hurt it's feelings, you can't drug it, etc....
>In exchange, you gain 200 dollars for every week this Oogi makes it through unharmed
>If the Oogi is killed you lose 30 billion of your own money
>If another Oogi randomly appears (You) must also protect this one, the amount of money (You) earn for keeping them safe doubles
Do (You) accept this deal?
No.266729
Anonymous
>>266728
>A non-livable amount of cash
>Instant debt slavery when it inevitably gets its hands on a soda
No.
No.266730
Anonymous
Replies:>>266731
>>266642
By the way, BlackHand sent this law to hell and anons from the UK can come here, right?
No.266731
Anonymous
>>266730
>NTA
I'm unsure if it's safe for UK anons due to the amount of smut posted here in the main thread. Honestly this is the one case I'd agree with the Anon from earlier about a separate thread purely for lewds, just so we don't lose any Anons.
No.266732
Anonymous
Image:175661922290.jpg(445kB, 1818x1919)172927934241.jpg
>>266652
He just doesn't understand how much better middle-aged women are than young and inexperienced girls.
No.266733
Anonymous
>>266655
So you chose death.
No.266734
Anonymous
>>266728
I would rather kill the oogi there and now than let some other poor fool get stuck with it
No.266735
Anonymous
>>266688
Officer Molly on guard for the anons!
No.266736
Anonymous
>>266696
I told Giga Y that Texas was full of delicious oil and she was just getting hungry, so soon it wouldn't be a problem.
No.266737
Anonymous
>>266712
>>266714
I choose Yeva to keep the Aryan blood of my children pure.
No.266738
Anonymous
>>266722
Why is there no drone like Ivory? Why does God want me to suffer?
No.266739
Anonymous
Replies:>>266746
>>266728
Fuck, no, these bastards die from their stupidity more often than I breathe.
No.266740
Anonymous
Replies:>>266772
>>266646
>>266719
Thanks, was a pain in the ass to write since I hadn't in like months
No.266741
Anonymous
Alright so the Oogi didn't work out, got a better deal for you
>(You) are given the power to hijack the mind of any Drone you please and they must obey your commands fully
>However, you will be plagued with extremely vivid dreams from their point of view of all the things you subjected them too, this also includes feeling what they feel
Do (You) accept?
No.266742
Anonymous
Replies:>>266743
Image:175662032631.jpg(51kB, 606x1023)1701844174933100.jpg
>>266732
Man I sure do hope Liam finds true love with a woman 10 years his senior, Inspiring him to make a new show with a Mature Vickers girl and an early 20's male protagonist.
Do we have any OC drone mommies and dadas?
No.266743
Anonymous
>>266742
I think there's Emily's mom Elijah. I liked her
No.266744
Anonymous
>>266741
You hear that femanons? If you put Rocks in N’s stomach you feel what he feels.
No.266745
Anonymous
>>266741
Yes, I choose Pavo.

I will rape every disassembly bitch I see.
No.266746
Anonymous
Replies:>>266748
>>266739
I had fooled an oogi into delivering a cherry tomato to the hive

The entire place had burned down along with my house.
No.266747
Anonymous
Replies:>>266761
No.266748
Anonymous
Replies:>>266752
>>266746
Was it even funny?
No.266749
Anonymous
Would you listen to Bible stories if Emily read them to you?
No.266750
Anonymous
Replies:>>266759
>>266726
She's holding Cyn core
No.266751
Anonymous
>>266605
>No reverse images
Oh shit, Cool as fuck then
No.266752
Anonymous
Replies:>>266760
>>266748
It was like that one episode of love death and robots but with oogi. So I guess?
No.266753
Anonymous
Replies:>>266755
>>266749
What branch of Christianity does Emily follow?
No.266754
Anonymous
Replies:>>266763
Murder Drones But It's Written By Rebecca Sugar
No.266755
Anonymous
>>266753
Judging by the cross over her heart, she's probably Catholic
No.266756
Anonymous
Fucking Ooger. Jump off a stool lil' berri munchin bitch
No.266757
Anonymous
>>266706
NIGHTY-NIGHT, IZU
No.266758
Anonymous
Image:175662332508.png(1.74MB, 1644x925)172026622525.png
>>266755
Basde
And damn I really need some Eimly pics I have none, zero, null, nada, niente
No.266759
Anonymous
>>266750
Based, here it is, the beauty and power of humanity.

Glad to see your art again, anon.
No.266760
Anonymous
Replies:>>266774
>>266752
Well, I hope at least as one of the episodes of the first season, and not the third.
No.266761
Anonymous
>>266732
>>266747
Yes he does like both actually, or at least ones with mommy energy
No.266762
Anonymous
Replies:>>266768
>>266755
I will tell Emily that if she wants to marry a human man (that is, me), then she needs to convert to Orthodoxy.
No.266763
Anonymous
>>266754
What about, Murder Drones but it's written by Dana Terrace
No.266764
Anonymous
>>266723
It's unironically Ahab
No.266765
Liam Vickers
>>266732
LOLOLOL, okie dokie but for the record I actually also have an affinity for women who are almost twice my age, let's take your mom for example XD
No.266768
Anonymous
Image:175662532295.gif(499kB, 240x382)tumblr_daa9907b405fe6b4c95ea3a9a9fd5861_13e55dc9_250.gif
>>266755
>>266762
Looking at how many fingers she crosses herself with, I think she's Orthodox. After I noticed that I felt pretty validated giving her an Armenian last name in my greens.
No.266769
Anonymous
Replies:>>266770
>>266768
Isn't doll orthodox
No.266770
Anonymous
>>266769
Most likely.
No.266771
Anonymous
>>266768
So we have canonically two orthodox drones? Great.
No.266772
Anonymous
>>266740
Running on an extremely tired brain rn anyways might sound like I'm begging but anyone got any ideas for how I could expand the D.R.B?
No.266773
Anonymous
>>266772
Will probably fogot I even made this poste
No.266774
Anonymous
>>266760
The one that was all miniature and shit
No.266775
Anonymous
Replies:>>266778
>>266772
Remind me what that is.
No.266776
Anonymous
Replies:>>266777
>>266722
is that you, buffanon?
No.266777
Anonymous
Replies:>>266796
>>266776
no, i just have a lot of images saved and like using them
hope he didn't explode his liver
No.266778
Anonymous
>>266775
They're talking about this
>>266045
Minus the T part
No.266783
Anonymous
Image:175663735031.jpg(148kB, 811x861)Gazelle.jpg
>Gazelle (The Black Sheep Shepherd), is a mutant born from the horrors of the post-apocalyptic solver war.
>She was an ordinary unremarkable middle-class Christian girl, she was seen as a disgrace and scorned by her family and overshadowed by the success of her siblings.
>She was called the “black sheep” even before the mutation.

>When the transformation struck, Gazelle mutated into a black goat while her family degraded into the lowest form of mindless and fleshy mutants.
>Though they no longer possess any form of cognition, her family remains attached to her.
>Their voices release a warped fragments of old accusations, looping endlessly a broken record in her mind.

>To any normal survivors who see her wander the wastelands, Gazelle looks like a shepherd guiding her herd of monsters. So they attack her mercilessly causing her to flee.
>In truth, she is their reluctant guardian, after all aren’t they still family in their mutated blood?

>She was blamed for every misfortune, cast as the scapegoat of her household. Now, even in mutation, that blame still lingers.

>Gazelle is accused without end—“It’s all your fault.” She resents it, yet she cannot abandon them, her steps bound by a mix of guilt and grim duty.

>Over time she has come to believe their accusations as truth, carrying the guilt with quiet resignation:

>“They’re right. It’s my fault. I should never have been born.”
No.266784
Anonymous
Image:175663865787.png(369kB, 1080x656)1756347370556505.png
What in the actual fuck
No.266785
Anonymous
Replies:>>266800
>>266783
We doing tboi crossovers?
No.266786
Anonymous
Image:175663892572.jpg(343kB, 1662x2048)Gl3tetUXAAAHdRw.jpg
I love shadow women's
No.266787
Anonymous
>>266536
>>266529
>Someone made Femanon flinch
Is it possible to learn this power?
No.266788
Anonymous
Replies:>>266790
>>266783
Does she has a harem of tiger man mutants?
No.266790
Anonymous
>>266788
I was thinking of adding the idea that she attracted all low class mutants to her (Whether out of hostility or lust).
No.266791
Anonymous
Image:175663946377.png(100kB, 811x776)Murder-Drones-Glitch-Productions-Мультфильмы-Yeva-(murder-drones)-8633494.png
>>266786
Is there even one person left in this thread who loves other ordinary humans?
No.266792
Anonymous
>>266791
shadow women are our ordinary women
No.266793
Anonymous
No.266794
Anonymous
>>266749
depends which bible stories
No.266796
Anonymous
Image:175664073010.jpg(87kB, 385x486)IMG_9444.jpeg
>>266777
>spoiler
No.266797
Anonymous
Image:175664106452.jpg(426kB, 856x892)175642660022.jpg
>>266791
Me
No.266798
Anonymous
>>266787
It's simple really, just know what makes primarily females disgusted by and go all in on it, whatever it may be
No.266799
Anonymous
Replies:>>266809
>>266791
I love Tessa, does that count?
No.266800
Anonymous
>>266785
I was going with a "literal black sheep" metamorph. But that work too i guess.
No.266801
Anonymous
>>266791
Does Louisa count as ordinary?
No.266802
Anonymous
Replies:>>266803
Do you guys remember this one ?
>>249037
>You begin the next day a bit early
>You expect to need to explain a bit to your new “employees” while they settle into their new roles
>Well, mostly Alex he needs to get familiar with the store front rather quick if you want this venture to work
>G shouldn’t need instructing to start prowling the premises for rogue workers, she’s a dissembler her programming should push her toward that sort of behavior
>Especially with the jailbroken OS you got running on her
>The guy you got it from said it’s some sort of hack of an OS made for eastern assassin bots, translated to English and adapted for drones
>Or at least that’s how you understood the forum post he made, it was written in pretty broken English, the OP must have been from Japan or something
>Whatever, it works and it made waiting 2 weeks to get your account approved on the forum worth it
>Once you make your way to the shop you’re welcomed by a pleasant surprise
>Alex is in the kitchen and it looks like he’s making breakfast
>“Anon, you’re awake already!? The food will be done soon, take a seat in the meantime I’ll get you something to drink”
>You sit down at the table, you’re quite overwhelmed… but you’re not going to complain
>And the food, man it smells nice
>After a while Alex places two cups on the table
>One with tea and another with coffee
>“I didn’t know what you’d want so I made both for you”
>That’s considerate
>You begin sipping away at the drinks and reach for a TV remote with your other hand
>The kitchen is as close as it gets to the living room in this building so you mounted a TV on one of the walls
>While you mindlessly flip through the channels you ask Alex where’s G
>“Oh, she’s… still asleep in her charging bay and snoring loudly, should I have woken her? I think she wouldn’t have liked that”
>You shrug, you’ll wake her up yourself once you eat
>Speaking of eating, the food is ready
>Alex is holding a big stack of pancakes, and there’s even bacon on the side
>You didn’t even know you had ingredients for that
>Your mouth begins to salivate as Alex brings the plate over to you
>For the last 6 months you’ve been eating takeout and whatever slop you could make yourself in the kitchen in 10 minutes
>This is the first meal you eat that’s made from more than three ingredients or that doesn’t have polystyrene in it in quite some time
>At first you try to stop yourself from devouring it like a ravenous beast
>But your resolve for that quickly fades
>The pancakes disappear in minutes
>The taste is like heaven touching your tongue
>You come to your senses and stop licking the plate once you notice Alex standing next to you
>You make eye contact with him for a while, trying to come up with an excuse why you’re acting like a pig
>“So, um… Did you like the food Anon?”
>Yes, you did enjoy the food
>But you’re as far from a food critic as they get
>Still Alex looks mighty satisfied and relieved once you tell him you liked the food
>Oh and it’s time for the morning news, neato
>After a while of listening to the news things are a lot less neato
>Apparently your shop wasn’t the only place the rogue workers were hitting
>There has been a wave of drone-related crime this week
>200 separate counts of people being kidnapped by drones and forced to raise them up and pat their heads
>100 counts of sexual assault committed by drones, in 40% of cases the victim was found nearly dead due to dehydration
>The main story was about a drone who broke into a house, disguised herself as the owner’s maid drone, and kept him in the basement for over two weeks while performing acts upon him that are too numerous to list
>As of now, JCJ has given no comment on the unfolding situation
>You take a sip of your beverage and contemplate things for a while
>This is gonna be bad for business
>You hope that JCJ will be able to astroturf and shill its way out of this one
>Otherwise drone repairs and drone accessories won’t be in demand for much longer
>Well nothing you can really do about it
>You move into the shop with Alex
No.266803
Anonymous
Replies:>>266804
>>266802
>It’s time to teach him the ropes of customer service
>You don’t really do that much
>Drones were made for stuff like this so he already has information on how to best manipulate… serve the customers
>The only things you had to tell him were where things are located in the store and that if a customer wants something repaired he should call you over
>With this out of the way, it’s time to see why your security guard hasn’t made her way downstairs yet
>You make your way up the stairs and knock on the attic door
>No response
>You call out to G
>Still no response
>You open the door and look at the two charging bays
>It’s just like Alex said, G’s still in sleep mode and her snoring is quite loud
>You attempt to wake her up, but once you place your hands on her shoulders so that you can shake her she wraps her arms around your torso
>Before you can properly react you fall to the ground and find yourself in G’s embrace
>You try to break free but the dissembler’s grip is too strong
>You try yelling at her to wake her up
>This has no effect
>Her arms tighten around you as she squeezes through her slumber
>Oh you can feel this one in your ribs, and it’s making it hard to breathe
>You begin calling out to Alex for help, but after a while G cuts that short
>And in what way
>Her mouth meets yours, muffling your voice
>Soon after you feel something worm its way behind your teeth
>It’s G’s tongue
>It’s long and made from soft polymers, its surface covered in thick artificial saliva
>Drone tongues are quite dexterous, almost prehensile and with its length she could force it down your throat and make you suffocate even faster
>Thankfully that doesn’t happen
>In her slumber she wraps her tentacle-like tongue around your normal human one, making it impossible for you to make any noise other than quiet wailing
>You scramble to free yourself or to at least make enough commotion to wake G
>You push with all your might but G’s grasp is strong, even stronger is her sleep which goes unbroken despite your best efforts
>You begin to feel lightheaded and your vision darkens, your lungs feel as if they were on fire
>You begin to panic
>Thankfully a ray of hope appears
>The attic door creaks as Alex opens it
>“Hey Anon you were taking long and I heard some noise…”
>The pause is probably him noticing you on the ground with G
>“OH, I SEE YOU TWO ARE BUSY… I’LL JUST GO…”
>No no no wait don’t
>With the remaining strength you have you raise one of your hands just enough so that he can see it and begin to flail it desperately
>With what little remains in your lungs you begin trying to scream
>Thankfully this is enough racket for Alex to notice you need help
>You can hear his footsteps getting closer alongside his panicked shrieks
>Alas, your body begins to go limp, your vision fades
>But before the darkness consumes you completely you begin to feel the tightness around your chest and the blockage in your mouth disappear
>Your body begins to impulsively draw breath
>Your lungs no longer feel like they’re on fire
>Light returns to your eyes
>No, wait your lungs burn again and you feel something in your throat
>Before you know it you’re sitting up and alternating between wheezing and vomiting
>After a while you feel better
>You look at the puddle you left on the floor
>It’s a mixture of yours and G’s spit alongside other fluids from your windpipe and lungs, there’s even a little blood
>You sit on the floor for a moment, trying to steady your breathing and calm down
>Once you manage to ease up a bit you notice your two drones standing over you, both look scared shitless
>G is the first one to break the silence
>“Anon, I’m so, so sorry! I was still in sleep mode and…”
>She pauses, her screen lights up with blush lines and she begins to avoid eye contact
>“Well… I had a really good dream…”
>Her voice is quiet, almost a whisper
>She fixates her gaze on you
>After a while she kneels down and attempts to hug you
>Once her arms get closer to you, you reflexively move away from her
No.266804
Anonymous
>>266803
>The moment you move, she freezes, her eyes hollow and you can hear a quiet whimper leave her mouth
>You begin to get up, Alex quickly comes over to you to help
>When you’re on your feet, G tries talking with you again
>“Anon, I’m very sorry! I really didn’t mean to do any of that, I’m sorry I may have stayed up a little late yesterday to climb ranked solo queue but I promise this won’t happen again Anon I’ sorr…”
Her prolonged apology goes on for quite a while
>G is barely audible, she’s constantly sobbing and stumbling over her own tongue
>Her digital waterworks are doing overtime as her screen flows with various teardrop emoticons
>This sorry sight makes you feel guilty for being angry at her
>Or rather would make you feel guilty were you angry at her
>Ok, maybe you are just a tiny bit mad at her, but nothing serious
>Besides accidents happen, DDs are easy to excite even in sleep mode, she’s only been online for like 16 hours
>And even if you were mad enough to do something what would that something even be
>Scrap her
>Hell no, she cost you an arm and a leg
>Return her
>JCJ customer service is top tier™ and would have you running in the call center ringer long enough for you to die of old age
>Have her stand outside with one of those portable arrow signs with an ad for your business as a humiliation ritual
>Nah, she’d get in trouble and you still need security
>Speaking of your business, shouldn’t you be opening around now
>You check your watch
>Yeah, fuck, a minute till 9 o’clock
>You tell G that you’ll finish talking with her later and that she should get to work for now
>“Anon, you’re sure we can’t…”
>You don’t hear her finish, you grabbed Alex and rushed down to the store with him
>At first you man the register along with Alex to make sure he has the hang of things
>He performs admirably and so once the first repair order comes in you leave him alone
>The repair is simple, a drone from a zoo lost one of her arms while feeding the lions
>The procedure takes about half an hour but after all is said and done the customer and the drone leave both happy
>The little worker does look satisfied to have its appendage back
>Now that you think about it, whenever you do repair work on a drone they leave with a rather satisfied smile
>Maybe you’re just that good at your job

That's it for now, I hoped to write more and get inspired to write more of the Y wireplay one but lifes been a bit rough, not sure if I will be able to write any time soon, my friend's grandpa died and he wants to go on a drunken bender, I will not refusse him, he is like a brother to me
No.266805
Anonymous
Replies:>>266830
Image:175664338800.jpg(308kB, 850x850)sample_e6086ab46952ebbabc777a569e725dbb29025b2b.jpg
No.266806
Anonymous
Replies:>>266808
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>>266786
This reminds me of this Solver design.
No.266807
Anonymous
Image:175664404689.png(749kB, 1080x1511)mother-tachyon-with-daiwa-scarlet-by-tl-by-me-v0-z4zrfl0utmdf1.png
This with holly
No.266808
Anonymous
Replies:>>266810
>>266806
Anymore images of that design
No.266809
Anonymous
Replies:>>266812
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>>266799
Me too
No.266810
Anonymous
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>>266808
There is this one. I think it’s from a different artist but I'm not sure.
No.266811
Anonymous
Replies:>>266813
>>266787
It's very simple, anon, let your real thoughts come out sometimes, but not too often, otherwise you'll end up under investigation.
No.266812
Anonymous
Replies:>>266814
>>266809
...does Martha count as a shadow human?
Yeah she's glowing teal, but
> mouthless
> solid color body
> white glowing eyes
No.266813
Anonymous
Replies:>>266817
>>266811
B-but I already said that jet fuel can't melt steel beams! And ever since that one weird lady who I've never seen before who is conviniently into all the same hobbies as me has been trying to get closer to me
No.266814
Anonymous
Replies:>>266815
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>>266812
She's just a unique shadow person with different color
No.266815
Anonymous
Replies:>>266816
>>266814
my thoughts exactly
No.266816
Anonymous
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>>266815
Yeah, I imagine there is many different color of shadow people
No.266817
Anonymous
>>266813
Sounds like the old psycho girlfriend meme
No.266818
Anonymous
did you guys see the announcement? Hatsun-J Miku is gonna do a collab with Dronémon!
No.266819
Anonymous
Replies:>>266822
3 panel comic, Nuzi with a hint Vuzi
https://x.com/AudiArts/status/1962091884446429464
No.266820
Anonymous
Replies:>>266828
Real J bot progress report
https://x.com/MarDimVik/status/1961856341791699070
No.266821
Anonymous
in the timeline where the earth survives, do you think they call every city New/Neo-(Cityname)?
No.266822
Anonymous
No.266823
Anonymous
>>266821
>the timeline where the earth survives
Eww, HFY.
No.266824
Anonymous
Image:175665147730.png(678kB, 1044x1296)Page 742.png
POV: You're a criminal and TO-C has you "detained"
No.266825
Anonymous
>>266823
eww, a whiny faggot
No.266826
Anonymous
>>266824
on what charges?
No.266827
Anonymous
Replies:>>266831
>>266824
But he's a traffic cop.
No.266828
Anonymous
>>266820
I hope she meets up with deathtemplar's N, I wish to know how they would react to each other
No.266829
Anonymous
>>266821
Sounds lazy, I imagine they would try to vote on the new capital planet
No.266830
Anonymous
>>266805
nice outfit.
No.266831
Anonymous
>>266827
Pov:you jaywalked in front of him
No.266832
Anonymous
>>266823
Just push all the pieces back together it’s fine
No.266834
Anonymous
Replies:>>266839
Image:175665367186.jpg(223kB, 918x696)Wheel time.jpg
>Wheel result of today: DD Molly getting therapy.

I didn't draw it. But just telling you.
I think the wheels are too self aware
No.266835
Anonymous
>>266821
only the ones that already had new in the name
No.266836
Anonymous
Image:175665396241.png(711kB, 897x916)frozey yogurt.png
keeter swirl
No.266837
Anonymous
>>266824
throwing neodymium powder at him like its fentanyl
No.266838
Anonymous
>>266836
hhhhhhhhhhhh... too dang adorable
No.266839
Anonymous
Image:175665412017.jpg(114kB, 887x766)Screenshot_20250824_123809_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>266834
It is
No.266841
Anonymous
Image:175665479835.png(203kB, 768x1024)2B V costume.png
FRIEND, THE THREAD, GO GET IT!
>>266840 >>266840
>>266840 >>266840
>>266840 >>266840
>>266840 >>266840
>>266840 >>266840
>>266840 >>266840
No.266842
Anonymous
>>266836
Cute!!!