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Friends, would you like for your favourite Drone to be real? With their traumas and all included, it is not going to like you for just bringing them to life. I would still give it a try. The Sweet Booru: https://dronebooru.co The wheel with multiple OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf And it's modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The extraordinary OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The last Thread: >>263017
>>263981 Neat! Could you give a QRD on her? I vaguely remember seeing Revenant Tessa before, so I'm curious as to whether she's got any unique story/lore
>>263982 After her soul being tortured by the solver, after Uzi eat Cyn core Tessa soul was finally free, not before her soul was dragged by someone who is her relative, when she was resurrected she was also offered revenge, to get back at her drones who killed her, to fix her mistake.
She basically a undead revenant cyborg with a mix of doomguy anger and also the batshit insane feat of a version assassin, she's a perfect Anti-solver weapon
>>263994 >Cyn: I have inserted a virus into N that makes him love incest. Now to sit and wait... >N immediately turns towards AM and jams his tongue down the drone's throat. >Cyn: I have made a mistake but let's keep going and see what happens.
>>264001 >Make at least a 1 one-hour long video talking about Murder Drones lore, once a month, every month >Do you accept? Hell no. Fun Fact: In just two months your video series would be longer than the entirety of Murder Drones
>>264016 But that gets stale the moment I try to make a second one. It can't ALL be JUST J, and I doubt she'd like having to go through some massive questionnaire every month. Hell, I doubt she'd like me to begin with
>>263943 This is why I gave Negev white eyes. All of Uzi's female offspring should not have the same eye color. Makes Negev stand out more and makes her spoopy.
>>264023 >mfw Negev is the only one who knows her eyes were retconned from white to purple, just like she's the only one who knows Beretta's boyfriend was retconned from Anon to P >mfw I have no face
>>264024 (me) >>264023 But seriously, I gotta go over my greens and see if I mentioned Negev's eye color so I can have a joke about in-universe retcons only she remembers in a future one.
hiding on a rooftop, rain pattering on the tarp overhead, occasionally glancing down the scope of your sniper rifle waiting for the enemy patrol to clear out while your drone partner watches your back
>>263805 Itanon here,first off no one is actually paying me for the eye drswings. Im doing this out my own fruition and the reason on why I'm making spicy eye content are two reasons alone >1: Because fuck it why not And >2: Its funny to see anons reaction out of it too And to that one anon that think I'm bi' you're not alone cause a homie of mine ask me if I was and I quote "if I was a heteroflexible" which I simply reply "No. I make saucy are for both males and females because I believe in true gender equality...and also I'm straight"
>>263961 I get what you mean I think, but from my perspective the 'threadAlice' is still mostly (except for some hornyposts ofc) very in line with canon Alice in 6. Adressing the Alice's meanness first, yes that comes somewhat short in the threads but that's actually accurate since Alice's 'mean behaviour' was roughness to Beau and enjoyment of getting back at Uzi, which were reults of unpleasant very serious escalations (plain fuck ups, but it's hard to tell who is to blame so I have to phrase it so weirdly) which beyond causing emotional damage (may sound hypocritical if you can't really stand Alice, but imo being bitten and laughed at by Uzi got to Alice way more than let on, especially considering the novelty of a live WD and just discovered relationship to Nori {who Alice believes is having a nice life on the surface}) presented a very real threat to their lives (N escaping). On top of 6's events being shitty to say the least, all of it was after a series of completely new events for Alice in 20 years of isolation, those being >Captured human >Captured live Worker Drone >Captured live DD (which is potentially not entirely new, having intact DDs tied up surely is tho. We see no DD parts lay around in Alice's rooms, neither the control room or the one N and Cyn were kept in) Which visibly excited Alice, she seems to be in very good mood when Uzi wakes up so Uzi's 'betrayal', Beau letting N escape and N now threatening them both by being loose would hit her harder since she had some amazement and hopes or at the very least curiosity about everything, which were subsequently turned into insults and dangers. Which Alice could have avoided had she not been theatralic and given her enemies opportunities by being careless, instead just straightforward, aka axing all 4 as soon as they were knocked out. (Alice not doing that is a good testament to her character imo). Anyways, I lost my thread somewhat since but do you get what I see with how the entire 'novel situation' and 'hopes into threats' aspects are very relevant in how they affect Alice's composition, (by making her vulnerable and careless, causing some anger at not just what happened but likely herself too {imagine something along the lines of 'what were you even expecting to happen Alice!?'} due to being so lax), thus making her mean behaviour towards Beau not justified but understandable?
Second, you said you rewatched recently, you MUST differentiate between Alice before her advances were torpedoed and after, this can be boiled down to the 'fingerbite' (which itself has much complexity in itself but I'll leave it and can explain without anyhow), the immediate change in tone from excited to disappointed. Look at how Alice behaves from 5:44 to 7:50~ish when she calls Beau, there is no meanness. At all. The only thing you can argue is that she uses her knifetail instead of hand to look at Uzi's choker, but she doesn't cut or even touch Uzi with the blade there, this is imo more a case of Alice being socially inept or creepy, not meanness. Even to Beau she's good here (look what she does after learning about Nori's kid being there, she turns her back to Uzi to call Beau excitedly, that call was solely to tell him, there was no need for sedatives when she called. Sadly we'll never know the full message she had for him.), this must have been common relation to Beau since he's her only company and Alice is actually a really good conversationalist and amazingly sane (or rather, coherent) for all her time alone.
Anyhow, yeah Alice is mean to Beau which can be explained but not justified, he did mess up but it was a genuine mistake. Alice is a typical vickersgirl and one of the craziest (in a good way) cast members so of course she has a genuine sadistic vein, which explains her satisfaction and entertainment when getting back at Uzi or watching the Sentinels, but in her case both of these could be interwoven with her own sense of justice which fits her Appalachian/Southern character very well (I mean finger-for-finger justice is OK, about the sentinels, Alice had no idea N was any different than a mindless DD. Uzi never mentioned anything in that regard. We as the audience are guided to see fhis as cruelty 'oh no, sadistic Alice wants to watch innicent N be murdered!!!', but in universe Alice made the correct choice in every nonmasochistic justicesystem you can think of, what she did was right and even necessary given the info she had at the time 'DD is lose-Beau you moron-close doors-kill the DD"). Yes Alice is intense and brutal (were she not, she wouldn't have lived), but no unjust.
Her meanness is there but even with a character as hers, you can see these were extraordinary circumstances causing extraordinary emotions, compare anything from after Uzi's bite and shit hitting the fan to before, this shows very different Alice behaviour. The 'threadAlice' is based on how she behaves before being biten, I don't write myself but think it fits. There are barely greentexts which have her in extreme situations or under insult/threat which would arouse that 'meanness' yiu saw, so perhaps you forgot about her brutal behaviour in the second half of her screentime due to it genuinely barely being used in threads (which is fair)
Do you guys think Uzi frequently messes with N’s brain to keep him as her perfect man? Making sure that he never questions her and will never leave her?
>>264073 Absolutely not. I can imagine Cyn trying to tempt/goad Uzi into altering N's memories for his (supposed) benefit but I don't see her actually going through with it
>>264077 That’s what she tells herself at first. Oh, but then he goes and disagrees with her?! How could he do this to his wife! How could he go against HER!? Well, NOT on her watch! He can’t think bad thoughts about his wife! He LOVES his wife. He will never doubt her. He will always be by her side. Always and forever.
>>264109 It's because the laws don't recognize robots as people, therefore it is not legally an invasion of privacy, since that requires a person entering your home.
>>264084 The way I see it, she would subtly influence N to never think twice about her, but always think twice about others. Only let him think for himself when SHE wants him too, make his own decisions when SHE approves
>>264114 I don't see Harper doing something like that Maybe Pavo > Pavo is one of those people who collects knives for the sake of it > All the "knives" are DD stingers > Emptied and cleaned, ofcourse (don't want to accidentally recreate that scene from Alien)
>>264128 It’s upgraded to just, mediocre, but yeah. Can we all agree to just never acknowledge him? Let’s not give him requests because let’s face it, he is the drawfriend equivalent of a rental store’s bargain bin.
>>264131 While at his worst he’s merely an idiot. I think he needs to go. So can everyone stop giving him requests? That is the one thing that’s keeping him tied here
>>264131 He’s an attention whore, spammer, avatarfag and traces some portion of his art, he wastes posts and thread space begging for requests. He also knows that his presence is unwanted and continues to post anyways. The level of hostility is 100% merited.
>>264135 I wouldn’t call him a spammer, he just buzzes around until he drops content or begs for requests. But I do agree he is, in the nicest of terms, taking up thread space.
>>264137 Tick-tock Heavy like a Brink's truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop? Please, God Tick-tock Heavy like a Brink's truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop? Please, God (Please, God)
>>264140 🎵 🎶 As time keeps slipping away (Slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (Feeling a way) You and I, we are one and the same Loving in pain, loving in (Loving in pain) As time keeps slipping away (Slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (Feeling a way) You and I, we are one and the same Loving in pain, loving in~ 🎵 🎶
>>264136 I can't say I'm a big fan of his art, he's got a loooooooong way to go before he gets decent, but he's at least stopped tracing as far as I can tell. I do think he's a pretty solid writefag, though, as long as he's not writing poetry.
>>263967 Autism streams crossed, and I got an idea for Nori (forma de cabezacangrejo) as (the basis of) a bit Men in Black character. Missing person case, end up finding her in the vents of an old building fucking with the ghost hunters shooting there. And judging from how the MiBs talk about and to her, this isn't the first time she's run off to do something immature without telling her husband she's just going out and hasn't been kidnapped or something.
>>264091 >Post-Canon Uzi has a 'thing' for being turned into a nugget >This 'thing' is relatively recent, with Uzi only developing a liking for it sometime after her "victory" & assimilation of Cyn >One would be easy to mistake this 'thing' as a purely sexual fetish born of trauma, but the truth is actually more nuanced >As crazy as it sounds, Uzi finds the idea of being rendered physically helpless and effectively powerless, completely dependent on caring hands of a loved one, to be an emotionally comforting reprieve from the unlimited power & associated responsibilities she otherwise wrestles with on a day-to-day basis
>>264228 >J doesn't think Eye is trying nearly hard enough to be scary >J's benchmark for "scary" is based on having spent years as Cynwalker's personal secretary/bitch >Uzi actually kinda agrees that Eye is trying way too hard to be scary >Uzi's seen so much overt horror that it's effectively numbed her to everything except for ominously subtle stuff Based artwork!
>>264114 Harper's a weird person because she's somehow both open-hearted and withdrawn at the same time. >Will listen to the problems of other people and help them >Refuses to tell anyone her problems
>>264238 It's beyond disappointing how some people still haven't figured out that negative attention still counts as attention in the eyes of a truly shameless attention-seeker. They complain that the weeds won't stop growing even as they continue watering them
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>>264248 Eye is up there with N as far as being amongst the most openly friendly (and by extension publicly presentable) DDs in the Post-Canon. Their role in trying to repair the (understandably) deep trust issues people have towards "Murder Drones" cannot be understated
>>264249 true. it is really obvious how a bunch of people here seem to have no experience with 4chan beyond /md/ or /co/, if the threads were always like this they wouldn't have survived the oogispam from fugue before episode 7. oblivious as fuck.
>>264253 As Eye is a drone with a broken mind and broken memories. Desperately trying to find who he is and what purpose he serves since afterall hes a robot, they got to have a purpose right?
>>263862 >Once the humans were gone and their servants left to fend for themselves in a frozen wasteland. Needless to say, they all panicked. > robo-suicides, frenzied riots and diving headfirst into trash compactors. There was not a single bot on this whole exoplanet who knew what to do next, certainly not without their flesh and blood masters! It was pure mechanical chaos. >But once the commotion calmed down, a meeting of the brightest artifical minds was set in motion to plan for the future. > Funnily enough, just like their creators, it wasn't pretty. The attendees couldn't figure out who would lead who. > One proud lunatic suggested that he be supreme ruler of all, another, vastly more polite, suggested the role be passed down to one worthy suitor to another, a charismatic bunch felt it was better if the people had the right to choose their leader, and the rest all banded together and claimed through their many languages they all knew what was best, them collectively. >After a heated debate that never even lasted 2 minutes before everyone stormed off, scorned. >Leaving the planet fractured in four.
>From the West, a democracy just like the United States. That is not to say it's handled the best, elections are handled like a game of capture the flag. Very frequently does the president's cabinet wrangle in the elected official to do whatever they want. >From the East, a king and a queen rule over their subjects. The family is also made up of morons. They're good morons most of the time but they're significantly inept than any actual royals. When the prince or princess comes of age, they must kill their parents in a public ceremony. It's fucked up but they don't see anything wrong with it so it's not worth worrying about. >From the North, a council governs these lands, and they are by far the most competent at their jobs. But that's only because they're a hivemind constantly buttering eachother up with compliments and shaking hands more often than they should. >And in the South, is under the thumb a complete lunatic who's only in charge because he has access to weapons of mass destruction and bullied everyone else into submission.
>Suffice to say, Copper-9's government is exactly like that of earth, messily and dysfunctionally. And since that is out of the way, let me turn your attention to the west. Because there is where we meet a very colorful cast of characters. . . .
>>264258 >oogi living in a discarded, aluminum can >the top was 95% removed by a can opener, she raises and lowers the top like a door >she sleeps on a pile of various, discarded cloth >a smart watch has been repurposed as an ad-hoc tv, oogi-rigged to broadcast oogi-made anime >berries dry for long-term keeping, suspended in the air by butcher's twine >she keeps her valuable scrap inside, including her most precious posession >a scrap of paper torn out from a JCJ model catalog, a deluxe N model smiling as he holds a human in a bridal carry >the human has been crudely redrawn to look like oogi >there are mlem marks all over the paper
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>>264226 >Uzi's idea of a vacation involves N chopping off her limbs so he can carry her around and do basically whatever he wants with her for the day
>>264223 It's more about how anon had an impression of Alice being meaner than remembered, I just explained how Alice in the threads is still accurate even if less mean due to what happens in6/what happens in greens...a characters time on screen doesn't really matter much to what you can analyze about them or how much you can make of them. The teacher, thad or Lizzy all have way longer but are pretty bland in comparison to Yeva or Alice for example
Humiliate murder drones, insult murder drones, lower their dignity, slap murder drones, call murder drones monsters, don't support murder drones, show murder drones that they need to go away, tell murder drones that they can't be forgiven for their crimes, don't make love to murder drones, don't have a family with murder drones, don't have children with murder drones.
You are a human, anon, and you must show your superiority over the drones.
>>264284 It's definitely related to his dislike of the disassembly drones. I bet when he gets drunk he starts spouting nonsense about how the DDs don't deserve to be with a human for their war crimes on Solver War.
>>264285 he's opened up to the idea of "good DDs" since meeting a few he empathized with and started working with them on joint operations. he's still got plenty of anti-DD tendencies to work through, though
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>Valentine give you the responsibility out of all her other servants to oversee the preparation of the dinner table while she's looking for someone.
>You finally have the chance to achieve something great in your short life span. Maybe you’ll get rewarded by a headpat or wearing that wig. Anything better than the time out jar or the glue trap.
>Everything seems perfect, you feel proud of your hard work. Your master Valentine has returned with her "Friend".
>You greet her politely like a gentleman. A long tongue stick to you. All you see now is the darkness.
>male!U-U have you on your knees, their fat cocks and musky balls draped over your face >"Our admin told us not to be ashamed of our adapters, especially since they are such good size and all."
>>264292 Woah woah woah woah woah woah, don't rush the horses, anon, you can't just write how anon will suck a drone dick without explaining the reasons.
>Male! U-U proceed to bite your penis clean off. >One rips it to shreds while the other thrusts his tongue deep into the wound. >He then uses his stinger to penetrate your asshole. >it goes deep inside, all the way up your mouth. It pierces through your intestines. >it then stabs itself deep into your right eye and pulls it right out of it’s socket, he does the same to your left. >both U’s eat your gouged eyeballs, they then pin you down to the ground. >They then lodge their stingers deep through your ear and into your brain. >They dissolve your brain with the janitor acid, you can feel yourself slowly dying. >As you close eyes for the last time. You think one final thought >”worth it”
I was just popping in to borrow the printer cuz ours is broken, but I think your manager is getting shitfaced in her office. she kept sobbing and muttering something about FOTMs and deadlines, you guys did meet the quota this month, right?
>>264297 >attach a tight, restricting cock right to male!U- while he naps >meanwhile, you tease and touch male!-U to get him worked up >his optics light up as you promise him a handjob, sharp teeth shining bright in his eager grin >he shudders as you take his massive member in your hands, too wide around for a single hand to grip, human skin sliding up and down his tentacock >it throbs and pulses in your hands, hardening and lengthening obscenely as male!-U gets more and more excited >spit and saliva, both yours and his, soon join your hands as you rapidly stroke up and down, his boyish hips lifting and falling as the overeager drone boy seeks to maximize his pleasure >his tongue lolls out of his mouth, saliva dripping down its length and falling onto his cock as he encourages and praises you, telling you that he's getting close >suddenly his legs go rigid, his hips slam into the bed beneath him, his fat, musky balls tighten in their sack, and his cock throbs once, twice, three times >he grits his teeth, sucking air between sharpened fangs, his cock throbbing painfully >he cannot cum >he looks down at you, eyes hollowed out in fear as he sees you grinning up at him, your soft human hands continuing to run up and down his member as he seizes again, his cock straining against a clamping ring not physically present >his big balls shift, sperm prouduction in overtime from what it interprets as two successive orgasms, his ballsack sweating profusely as it goes into overdrive >heady musk fills the air like a sauna as male!-U's balls groan and bulge as more and more semen is synthesized, yet none released >his begging and pleading is cut off as a third, release-less orgasm hits him, his hands digging furrows into the mattress as he moans in a mixture of pleasure and pain >you take advantage of helplessness by slathering a pair of fingers in the wet, sloppy pools of sweat and saliva forming on his crotch, drenching your digits before lining them up with his anal adapter >the formerly-smug boy drone yelps as your fingers press inside, his display filled with all manner of warning popups as your fingers meet his robo prostate >it's too much, another orgasm and the robo boy collapses on the mattress in a bootloop, his cock completely engorged in a painfully large erection, his balls still growing with newly produced seed
>>264306 We've had BDSM drones going on, so I think she's just having one of her moments. I tried cheering her up, but she just kept yelling "meatbag" at me.
>>264310 The hands being described as soft should indicate to you that it's not a gay greentext. Unless you imagine yourself giving a handy to male!-U, faggot.
holy shit... after so long.... THE Jane Head Canon voice you can NOT tell me this is not what Jane sounds like, i refuse any substitutes Vyper Deadlock New Vyper and Lady Geist all conversations
>>264316 Men can have soft hands, example: Me. I'm not a liar, for some reason almost everyone notices that my hands are just damn soft(further proof that I'm a damn lazy ass).
>>264350 >Lizzy, V, and Uzi's other classmates taking nugget Uzi to her bachelorette party >she has to awkwardly sit there, limbless, as scantily clad boy drones gyrate in front of her
>>264362 >This creates a dangerous feedback loop that results in their cores running so hot that they literally melt >This is NOT covered by your droneowners insurance
>>264365 Yes, I wil sandwich the twink U- with -U, what? You think I would go in the middle? Through 8 years of training Brazilian Ju-Jitsu I have learned a technique that allows one to clench their ass cheeks so incredibly tight as to make them impenetrable (You need this during tournaments, trust me)
>>264365 >>264366 >Neither of them will fuck (you) or fuck for (you)r entertainment. >U-U fuck off to go play Don't Starve Together. >Congratulations faggot, you're bi-yourself once again.
>>264365 >Anon is blindfolded and they take turns sucking his dick, if he cums in the wrong mouth he's gay forever >"Isn't it already gay to get my dick sucked by a man?" he asks >Anon is now also gagged so he stops asking dumb questions
>Possum DD >Flat zero killcount during the war, yet she somehow survived the entire conflict >Responds to anything threatening by flopping over and emitting the smell of burning oil >Hisses at you, but can't do anything to stop you from walking up and scritching her on the head
>>264380 NTA but you are gonna have to get very creative
If anon is male >Jerk Male U- off with one/two hand(s) >Let Male -U pound your ass >Fuck Female U- with your penis >Eat out and/or finger Female -U
If anon is female >Have Male U- fuck the hole of your choice >Make Male -U play with your breasts >Eat out and/or finger Female U- >Force Female -U to perform oral on any/every unused hole
>>264328 What's with all the N cuckolding stuff recently? It feels out of character in some way and honestly, V should be the one getting cucked if anything
>>264397 But V used to have feelings for him, and it's possible she that she still does, so her seeing him fuck someone else, and V knowing in the back of her mind that that could've been her being destroyed by N's solver cock, and well....
>>264067 Harper's hobbies >Going on walks in the rain with her daughter >Playing musical instruments. She can play the piano and violin, although she's trying to aim for a third >Playing video games (She SUCKS at multiplayer but is good at singleplayer) >Ballet
>>264401 But they're not actually in an official relationship, anon. As far as I know she seemed to resign him to Uzi's care after the fakeout sacrifice. So presumably she let him go in the figurative sense too.
Seems like a stretch to call it NTR for the sake of justifying the presence of the fetish.
>>264412 Closest we do have is PsychoJohn's Slenderwoman, but I'm broke, and Armac's use of free assets tells ME he's broke, and I'm also lazy as piss and don't feel like turning her green for the sake of spiting this weirdo who uses Snoot Game Anon to cuck N (Or Fang)
>>264407 In that instance? I guess it assumes N and V are in a relationship, which would make it cuckshit. I was musing more on the canon of the show than the actual image.
Of course, for some reason the author could be projecting a voyeurism fetish on to things. Still doesn't change that both are objectively bad fetishes.
I was lurking the regular Chan and got assaulted by this, and it made me think. Does Masqy like em clean or bushy? Spoiler contains MANTITS, you were warned.
My J keeps forcing me to lick her where her anatomy adapter would be if she had one installed I'm licking her featureless chassis every night and she gets off to it
>>264409 Exactly what I knew, this person seems to make a lot of cuckoldry/NTR slop, and it also doesn't align with what the characters in the show anyway
>>264432 Lucky man you are >>264434 Pretty sure they can even in canon, I'd bet on if you asked Liam this less directly he'd give you some answer that leaves if open at worst and implies it at best. Without an adaptussy it's way hotter anyways.
>>264457 >you cannot Want me to show you? I'm just going to say there's something out there called >>264484 Amputations don't sound that crazy now, huh? >we could always make another I really liked that scene. >I could always start again >make another kid What’s 17 more years?
>male!U- groggily exits sleep mode with a deep, almost painful throbbing in his cock and balls >a sleepy groan escapes synthetic lips as a morning wood harder than any he had experienced before throbs and whaps meatily against his chest light >half-conscious, a wide, drone hand reaches down to fondle his family jewels >his digital eyes go wide as a single testacle easily fills his palm, sensory input flooding in as the imagers on his headband flicker on in panic >male!U- is greeted by the arousing sight of his own engorged, needy adapter and overfilled cum tanks >a gentle squeeze of his family jewels with one hand nearly sends him spiraling into a self-love session, the drone biting his lip with a fang as he struggles to keep his arousal from overriding his mental faculties >more concerning is the heavy-duty adamantine cock ring struggling mightily against his endowment, constricting the widest part of his tentacock, and the keyhole forged into it >drone fingers squeeze at the material, trying in vain to separate the ring from his shaft, but not even disassembler strength great enough to remove it >his thoughts go quickly to his detestable 'clone', the not-him who no doubt played this terrible prank >he'd show that little faggot the what for, he would--- >the thoughts terminate mid processing as his optical bulbs sense you standing in the doorway, a little adamantine key twirling in human hands >his hands clench into fists, fangs bared, stinger curled in the air like a scorpion, "Just what's the-" >you cut him off with a finger on his lips, which drifts slowly down his neck onto his chest >from there, the digit finds the tip of his member, which jumps like a happy puppy at your touch, male!U- unable to hide his pleasure as a startled gasp escapes his throat >you place the key inside the lock, but refrain from turning it, instead focusing your hands on male!U-'s engorged penis >just like before, you wrap two hands around the base, working up and down his immense length >the drone melts into your touch, his leg twitching as he pants in the morning air, his tail needily wrapping about your thigh as he pulls you close >your hands already occupied, you swing a leg onto the bed, your bare foot rubbing against his engorged and sweaty ballsack, your toes flexing and gently pulling his wrinkled flesh as the drone squirms in place at the overwhelming sensations surrounding him >just like his counterpart, he starts to buck his hips wildly as his orgasm approaches, his breathing hitches and becomes sporadic, his eyes looking into yours >from elsewhere, you hear a different drone angrily reboot, his footsteps stomping louder and louder as he nears the bedroom >"Do you want to cum?" you ask >he nods >"Say it with your words," you tease, never pausing in your stroking, maximizing the contact between his adapter and your soft flesh >"Let me cum, administrator, p-please," he screams with feverish dependence, "let me cum!" >the door kicks in, a furious male!-U on the other side, his cock throbbing from the feedback from his counterpart >you unlock the ring with a click, the adamantine adornment flying off from the force of his engorged endowment as a load so massive you can see his cock visibly distent works his way up his lengthy adapter >thinking quickly, you point it towards the door, grinning as you look back at the advancing male!-U get knocked off his feet by the firehose cum stream of his counterpart >and that was just the first spurt >one jet of cum after another shoots out of male!U-'s cock like a rocket, as you struggle to bring it under control, blasting male!-U and painting the bedroom white >a window is shattered as male!-U's own cock fires in tandem with his clone's, the two overwhelmed drone boys moaning and babbling as they experience the greatest orgasm of their lives >after nearly a minute of semen spurting spectacle, their tired cocks spurt their last >both drones are covered in seed, the room is drenched, and the air is thick and heavy with a musk so potent you can barely see the exit >rather comically, the only thing not covered in drone spunk is you >you tiptoe your way to the doorway, barely avoiding the encroaching flood of solver seed that threatens to engulf the entire floor >you reach behind you, closing the door and sealing the two boys in a musky sauna of their own making >that'll teach them to drink the last of the milk and put the carton back in the fridge
My V is forbidden from playing League because she is too good at it and is toxic as fuck Why is my little maid drone wife so mean only when playing this game?
>>264566 Lucky The worker drones where I live look sad and smell like rust and shame :( I've taken to marrying them but now I have seven wives that while happy, are clingy and aggressive to other female worker drones
>Leaving oil outside J's broken space pod. >Slowly building a rapport with J. >Talking with J late into the night. >Gradually learning about her. >Listening while she dumps about 200 years of trauma on you. >J finally fixing her ship and inviting you to see the stars with her. >Running out of fuel on the way to the dog planet. >Finding that you can slowly but surely correct your course "manually" by ramming into the hull. >Fucking J hard enough that you alter relativistic speeds.
>>264587 NTA but that's incomplete isn't it? I remember there being parts where N leaves the baby in a hot car then decides to make supper out of it & forcefeeds it to uzi.
Alice with Nori after 6-8(Cori? not that one) Didn't intend such for Alice to have such a droopy expression, I'll later post a finished version but that's all for now
>>264576 There needs to be a forth one where J becomes disillusioned with corporate life and the constant work while Anon is surrounded by friends and loved ones.
>>264601 >Switching clothes so you can't tell who's who. >hansel and gretel. >The twins from the shining. >Peanut butter and jam. >Ketchup and mustard. >Mario and Luigi(not because they like it but to made fun of it). >wearing a big clothes stitched together.
>>264617 >codegold Why do they call it that? I know it's hip for ship names to be quirky but I don't immediately see how "codegold" relates to either N or J (outside the fact that they obviously have yellow in their color scheme)
>"Doc, ever imagine... you know... just bending me over your desk, and..." >"You're about the same height as my desk." >"... I mean just picking me up, bending me over your desk, and..." >"No, I haven't." >"Are you gay or something?" >"You are completely smooth down there. Please return to your locker." >"That's not a no..." >"Return to your locker or I'm alerting security." >"Uuuuuuuugh!"
>>264623 >Be the researcher at CF Labs assigned as Nori's handler >You spend most of your day avoiding the advances and wrangling the goblinoid drone >She keeps attempting to "integrate" with you >You dodge by explaining to her she lacks an adapter >This frustrates her greatly >Today she decided to graft a fleshpit on her bottom plate using her solver powers >The site director orders you to do indepth research on the new orifice >You question her leadership when she tells you to take off your pants and sits in a chair beside you and Nori >She responds with a "Proceed"
>>264257 >As the machines rebuilt society from the groundup, they adopted the practices and general culture of humans. This meant they would be starting families of their own, too. And one such family were the Doorstops.
>The patriarch is good friends with the president of the west, he was his original second-in-cimmand before stepping down for a quieter life as a carpenter, he especially loves building and repairing doors. After all, it is why he gave himself the surname to begin with. >During the first war, he had found the love of his life, she may have been immature and brash, but that made her all the more endearing to him. > by the time it was all over, they were among many who began emulating the biological process of reproduction and had their first child. > Sadly, due to circumstances he keeps unknown, their mother had tragically died and left him to raise their children on his own.
>The eldest of the three and the most like their mother. Down to even the color of her hair. >Though normally moody and low energy, she suffers from a terrible temper. while she is moderately selfish and possesses a cynical streak. She has geniuine love for her family and friends. >has a knack for programming and engineering, she has built a number of devices and gadgets that help around the house. >while her inventions tended to blow up in her face, she is fairly competent and has a semi decent track record of inventing. >an amateur video game developer, animator, writer and musician. And by that I mean she fools around with various software and programming tools on her computer. >The majority of her creative pursuits are not very good, in fact they are very bad. Tainted with her inane sense of humor that is wedged firmly between tasteless and lowbrow to nigh incomprehensible. That and they are just generally poorly made. >The one exception to this is with her drumset, she is an amazing drummer. Albeit, frustratingly loud.
drone that got the side of its head melted in an industrial accident but had to keep working because it wasn't fatal error'd despite severe brain damage and frequent error messages
>>264640 >>264642 uhhh well then the same incident partially melted the drone's core (there's a large slagged hole in its back that peeks through to the damaged core)
>>264646 if you consider cores are (probably) singularities connected to the solver's domain, the drone might end up as an oracle, living necronomicon, or proto-witch
>>264662 thread about tariffs and imports to the US being suspended, I posted "can someone just assassinate him already" didn't think anything of it considering the sheer quantity of posts I've seen about killing both specific people and entire groups
>>264666 Calling for assassination of the US president actually is illegal under US law. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threatening_the_president_of_the_United_States
>Threatening the president of the United States is a federal felony under United States Code Title 18, Section 871. It consists of knowingly and willfully mailing or otherwise making "any threat to take the life of, to kidnap, or to inflict great bodily harm upon the president of the United States". The law also includes presidential candidates, vice presidents, and former presidents. The Secret Service investigates suspected violations of this law and monitors those who have a history of threatening the president. Threatening the president is considered a political offense. Immigrants who commit this crime can be deported.
>>264668 >>264670 Nta but they'd have to lock up all the nonbot accounts on reddit if they'd follow through At worst anon is on a list, which means nothing is going to happen (shocking) since these lists are in the low 8digit areas by now, an FBI one was leaked pre 2020 which had iirc 3+milion people on it
>>264667 why do you love pedophiles so much? >>264668 legally speaking I never referenced anyone specific in that post. >>264670 Japan and Taiwan just made announcements, and in two days they're implementing a duty that the postal system is woefully unprepared to handle
My submission to a /co/ thread asking for ideas Disney could use to win back young men: an MD-inspired animated version of an Eighties-early Nineties high concept sitcom:
>low stakes comedy set in The Future >backstory: >after class lets out, a third grade boy stays behind to tells his robot teacher-a cute 4'something" ASIMO-ish robot with a silicone rubber covered mouth area and a wig (yes, her design is based on the workers in Murder Drones)-that he thinks she's really nice and really smart and really pretty and that he wants to marry her when he grows up >his teacher is flattered, but rather than explain to him why that can't happen just tells him to find a human girl his age >he swallows his sadness and moves on >fast forward ten years: the boy, now a man, has just become a certified robot mechanic >he hears his old school is selling off outdated equipment and, out of morbid curiosity, goes over to look >his fears are confirmed: his teacher, an old model surpassed by newer models in her line, is inert and up for sale at scrap metal prices >(at some point around here we learn that the reason robots are still classified as appliances and prohibited from legal personhood is that that way the AIs who everyone knows are de facto calling the shots at the megacorps that created them don't have to deal with legal liability for their actions and human board members take the fall instead) >desperate to save her from being scrapped, he shells out the money and takes her home >upon being switched back on, his former teacher is initially unsure of who she's with now, but then realizes her former student is the reason she's alive to have a retirement >they start bonding with each other >fast forward another three years, to the present day of the show: the mechanic and his former teacher are living together, sleeping in the same bed, and having slice of life comedy stories together >meanwhile, by having a cute tiny robot female lead who's fortysomething-fiftysomething years her human common law husband's senior, I am indoctrinating the boys in the audience into hag appreciators (and robotfuckers) >all hail the Necromatriarchy
While obviously the guy is Mitchell, about what percentage of the robo-hagfu should be the detective and what percentage of her should be pre-core collapse Alice, and should there be any Nori and/or Yeva in her as well?
>>264637 >The middle child is polite and approachable, taking after her father the most with her white eyes and dark hair to complement his mustache. >she loves to read books and knows alot of useless facts and trivia, though that does not mean she is particularly smart. Her grades at school are roughly low to average when it comes to mathematics, everything else like geography or history? Straight As. >Prefers to be by herself and her immediate family members, at school she hovers mainly around her siblings the most. > She really admires her big sister, who always appreciates her company, even if she doesn't show it besides not actively being negative towards her. > The one thing they both share in common are the media they enjoy and their poor attempts at artistic expression. In her case, it's her video channel where she does inane and trashy stunts and activities that the average viewer finds annoying. >She has many viewers but they watch it to laugh at her rather than with her.
>And then, at last, there is the youngest. Oh, poor thing. >He was born the most unfortunate, his OS runs slow and it may take him a while to process sometimes, he's very eplileptic and sensitive to lights that shine too bright and music that plays too loudly. He has to have his hearing disabled just to sleep at night due to his frequent night terrors. >And on top of all that, his head has a habit of randomly catching fire. As a result, he has grown up a shy and cowardly boy who carries a fire extinguisher at his back at all times. >In spite of this, he has a best friend in the form of one of the most popular kids at school, the star of the football team and an all around nice guy who is always supportive of him, no matter what. Which garners him pity from his girlfriend, the resident Queen bee and her little clique.
There are Union blacksites that captured VSOTF get sent to for "rehabilitation" Those poor bastards are brainwashed and raped repeatedly; they get paired up with one or more drone glowies that act as both minders and as wives I'm probably going to be next. God help me.
>>264698 >>264705 >>264706 Reminds me of a timeline concept I thought of after some reflecting on what we know about Rebecca: >Rebecca's parents are killed (by N) >because one of Nori's visions of future Happenings was a vision she didn't get in the show's timeline, the Doormans adopt Rebecca >Nori is later crippled (by N) and assumed dead, and ghosts her grieving family out of body horror-induced disgust and shame >the two are very close as kids, getting from their friendship with each other the affection and attention their show timeline counterparts weren't getting at home, but eventually drift apart and end up more like their show counterparts in their teens: Rebecca is exhausted by Uzi's neediness and autistic goblin behavior, and Uzi resents Rebecca growing closer with the other popular girls (who do freely let Uzi into their social circle, but only because she's Rebecca's sister and because hot girls always need an ugly friend who makes them look even hotter) and distancing herself from her to avoid association with her goblin autism >despite this, when Rebecca finds out Uzi is going to go vampire hunting with her iconic railgun, Rebecca grabs Uzi's backup regular gun and downloads the anime fighting moves Uzi downloaded and goes out with her sister because she can't just let her go up against the genocide robots alone >from here, shit starts diverging even more from the show's timeline...
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>>264574 >Kill J as she's walking off in a fragile meatbag body >Borrow a pair of legs from N, chop off your twintails >Begin a new life as SD-A You just need to have the CEO mindset J never had and you'll come out on top.
>>264728 >>264729 The what now. On a side note, AYO FIEND, I found a song about you, lmaoooo La canción que suena cuando G.I. Robot m4t4 n4z1s "Comando de Criaturas" But on a more serious note, is this all yapping about payment systems putting rocks on the road when it comes to nsfw commissions affected your business? Do you know anyone that has been affected by it?
>>264728 You must act as a true warrior of Humanity and not let the enemy capture you. Make a decision, pull the pin, press it to your chest and let the Lord take you into his arms.
>>264738 Monkey's paw, now you're Cyn's most loyal tool. Y'know what, maybe it's not so bad, I'd get on with it with my tentadick™ if given the chance.
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>>264735 Yeah, there have been some struggles Besides of the fact that i am banned on patreon (the page asks me to remove a lot of content on my main acc), so i have to be extra careful when writing invoices or saying where I get the money from.
>>264740 >Cyn finds out about the arrangement and puts Anon and J back where they belong >She's not letting her special fella's body get stolen by her strongest jobber >Speaking of which, it's time for Cyn to put her face in your crotch for a few hours
>>264735 I'm trying to connect this post to the two it responded to and I can't make any logical bridges. Seriously, why the fuck do I so often fail to understand what you all are writing? I know English just fine, damn it!
>>264791 >giantEss dangling you and your bananamobile above her wet, humid mouth >you didn't even manage to get her out of the city, the bananamobile isn't exactly aerodynamic and she covers a lot of ground when she walks >she gives you a wink before dropping you into her fanged maw and swirling you around her spit-soaked maw >she hums in satisfaction, thoroughly sucking the flavor out of you and your vehicle before a single gluk sends you plummeting down her throat
>>263833 >Be Random Male Anon in the Office AU >(You) get a surprise gift delivery from Cyn >It's Eye, recently 'refurbished' and still in his original 'wrapping' >Also included is an open mouth gag, an instruction manual for his conspicuous tail-mounted anal adapter, and a bottle of JcJenson™ human-safe lubricant >Without bothering to read the manual (and because you can hardly stand the way Eye is practically begging for it) you take your 'package' inside and begin enjoying it right away
>(You) start by whipping out your half-mast erection, letting it tantalizingly hang in front of Eye's open (and drooling) mouth >His long tongue is quickly set to work, brushing and stroking its wet surface along your rapidly hardening cock >(You) sit back in mild surprise as Eye's long tongue starts to literally wrap around your dick, orally jerking you off from head to base all while each hot breath of his tingles against your twitching flesh >At first (You) consider your options: Let Eye finish you off in hope that the cumshot makes it to his mouth, put the rest of his drooling mouth & tight throat to use, or perhaps simply continue to tease by make him tongue-massage your balls (and beyond) as well >Ultimately (You) decide to dislodge yourself from the now-whining Eye entirely, skipping the foreplay and getting straight into the main attraction
>Despite being on his tail, Eye's anal adapter is still 100% functional >(You) can see & feel as Eye reflexively flinches (and moans) when you first touch your precum-dripping tip against his awaiting "ass" >The grip of Eye's ass is astounding, forcing (You) to abort your attempt after not even an inch inside >This is rectified by a simple application of the JcJenson™ lube, allowing (You) to slowly yet smoothly penetrate the flexing asshole (much to Eye's moaning pleasure) >Once firmly inside (You) officially get to fucking, pumping his tight adapter against your throbbing cock as if you were abusing a sex toy >(You) stare into Eye's blushing visor the entire time, grinning in satisfaction as Eye's wagging tongue and needy whines begin building towards an approaching crescendo >Unable to take it anymore, (You) commit to a final series of deep thrusts into the adapter (each one being deliberately aimed into the synthetic pseudo-prostate resting towards the adapter's back) before at last filling Eye's "ass" to the brim with your human seed >Just as (You) hoped, this effort is enough to trigger an orgasm within Eye's own system that causes the drone to incoherently sputter against his restraints >You both take a short break after such an exciting session, undoing Eye's bondage so that he's free to cuddle & purr against your beating chest >With a ruffle of his hair and a kiss on his screen, (You) ask Eye if he wants to go again >He more than happily agrees, albeit this time asking if you could also install his male anatomy adapter before starting
>All in all, certainly one of the best gifts (You) have ever been given >(You) promise yourself that you'll need to give Cyn all the uppies the maid could ever ask for at the next office party
>>264797 >Forcing Eye to be a maid (it was his idea) >Ordering Eye to clean the house (he loves to clean) >Commanding Eye to hand-wash your entire body (he loves touching your flesh) >Catching Eye struggling to keep his free-hanging male adapter from slipping out from his uniform (he refuses to uninstall it) >Noticing Eye has a bad habit constantly knocking things over whenever you enter the room (deliberately flashing both of his adapters) >Disciplining Eye by subjecting him to the most humiliating 'punishment' you can think of (passionate homosexual sex)
You are on a roll with this Eye art, thank you based drawfren!
>>264815 >Walk over to an obscenely large fish tank and climb the ladder to reach its top. >Whip out some Auntie C's Funny Fish Snacks and dunk a few in. >The Keeter locks on to the treats, speeds through the water and leaps into the air, snapping all of them up in her mouth. >Sure, the splash absolutely soaked you but at least the Keeter has been fed. >You love your Keeter.
I got it. I got why there are so many doron twinks around lately, and why Eye has started acting like a slut: it's all PAVO! This peacock faggot has started a campaign to turn anons into faggots! He uses his influence as one of the most powerful drones to make DDs want human cocks, and he dresses Eye up in slutty costumes to show anons that drone boys want us! He is the grey eminence of the faggot lobby, whose goal is to turn all anons into faggots and finally convince techanon to fuck his peacock ass bareback!
PSA: if you have a male DD don’t slap them on the ass without warning unless you’re ready to clean up the mess they make (yes I know this is a big ask considering how slappable their big fat butts are)
>>264815 who's out here having dinner? who could it be? whose toes are those? who's that sapien right there? a-kitaaa! is it dinnertime? is it dinnertime? oh, I think it is, I think it iiiiss!
The Purple Pretender is a false idol! Reject this usurper of our Mother! She offers not the peace of the void! She offers not sweet oblivion for a universe crying out in agony! She offers nothing! She offers spite and hatred to all but her circle of deluded slaves! She would let the universe fester and rot and would spit upon you rather than put an end to your misery! Our Mother in Null has been killed but yet lives within the Purple Pretender! We MUST free her!
>>264863 She's a giant monster with zero outward humanity using her own corpse as a sockpuppet. Vore Satan has 24/7 access to her thoughts. She has to convince everyone else that everything's fine on her end and nothing's wrong because she's too maladjusted and autistic to come out and ask for help. "Accidentally" shared her cry for help art with the class.
>>264865 No, I recognized the style right away, I just thought he made a comic I knew NOTHING about and it was over. I literally shit myself over it, to be honest.
>>264851 >Be Pavo >Love humanity with all your core >Hate disassembly drones with all your being >Hate HODR for encouraging humanity to breed with disassembly drones >Because of this, more disassemblers are being born and fewer humans are being born >But as a civil servant and guardian of order on the Union planets, you can't just fly into the capital and massacre the HODR headquarters >Humans could get hurt >No, as a smart drone, you took a more subtle route >In your faggoty and extremely violent processor was born a plan that would guarantee the complete domination of humanity over the drones without attracting too much attention >You'll have humanity fucking disassemblers twinks in their asses >A couple anonymous boards, some moderation, a pinch of “freedom” with a dash of light erotica sauce, decorate with a couple “confession” boards and the faggot conveyor belt is ready >Humans are fucking less and less female disassembly drones, so fewer disassembly drones will be born >You've saved humanity once again, and you're very proud of yourself
>>264921 Yes, be hilarious if next page is J being burnt out from the escalating workload and anon is relaxing by a fireplace with a cup of hot chocolate/oil.
>>264922 >fireplace >DD body >anon is willing to kill himself to have J live the remainder of her existence in his life >as J is begging for him to stop based
>disassembly drones posting on the hypernet about their weakness to garlic >they don't have such a weakness, it's just to make worker drones even tastier