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No.263017
Murder Drones (#264)Anonymous
Replies:>>263025>>263041
Image:175600477506.jpg(320kB, 2240x1440)Vickers University, Class of 3071.jpg
Hard to believe that it's already been a year. I wonder how Uzi & the gang have been holding up after all this time?
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The amazing OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The last Thread: >>261971
No.263020
Anonymous
Replies:>>263725
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>Your hands in mine, the music below,
>A moment neither time could slow.
>But now who takes your place?
>Your eyes pursue a phantom chase.
>A masterpiece you long to find.
>Why did i do to leave me behind?
>I clung to the past, held a lie.
>The man I loved has long since died.
>Each note you write pulls you away.
>And I grow bitter every day.
>So here I stand, with no romance.
>A widow to our final dance.
>A core that beats, but not for two.
>A song never finished like me and you.
No.263022
Anonymous
Replies:>>263023
Drones?
Drones.
Drones...
Drones!
No.263023
Anonymous
Replies:>>263034>>263039>>263048>>263185
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>>263022
Drone
No.263024
Anonymous
y'know military frogmen? what if that but drone and also froggy (animal) and also froggy (french)?
No.263025
Anonymous
>>263017
Liam also posted something for the occasion >>262975
No.263026
Anonymous
Replies:>>263027
The Solver demands sonic fanfics.
No.263027
Anonymous
Replies:>>263028
>>263026
The solver ain't gettin' DICK!
No.263028
Anonymous
Replies:>>263031>>263061>>263081
>>263027
The Solver will eat all your tendies until you give it what it wants.
No.263029
Anonymous
Replies:>>263030>>263035
Image:175600569204.jpg(47kB, 985x1280)Spoiler image
>Be a good girl.
No.263030
Anonymous
>>263029
>Honk honk
No.263031
Anonymous
>>263028
I hate tendies, but ok.
No.263033
Anonymous
Replies:>>263042
Image:175600599452.jpg(977kB, 1253x1246)IMG_2856.jpeg
Oogi has become real
No.263034
Anonymous
>>263023
I remember goldshi also become a god
No.263035
Anonymous
>>263029
Choose one
>Tessa still 'feels' everything that Cynwalker does, ESPECIALLY all the eldritch sex she gets up to
>Tessa has spent every moment since the gala being perpetually violated within the solver mindpalace
No.263036
Anonymous
Replies:>>263038
My doctor says that I have to break up with my Sentinel drone gf or my pelvis will be for show only.
No.263038
Anonymous
Replies:>>263040
Image:175600637206.jpg(39kB, 150x150)IMG_2858.jpeg
>>263036
You show off your pelvis?
No.263039
Anonymous
>>263023
Peter, the horse is here.
No.263040
Anonymous
>>263038
To my Sentinel gf yes.
No.263041
Anonymous
>>263017
I was writing up this long post getting into specifics, but tl;dr version, almost everyone's scarred for life (or life-equivalent, in the case of mind palace dwellers) and there's codependency as far as the eye can see. We're still a ways away from Post-Good Ending's functional (but still sad inside) people.
No.263042
Anonymous
Image:175600683821.jpg(149kB, 809x847)20250824043902.jpg
>>263033
Now, either kill it or return it from whatever unholy place it came from.
No.263043
Anonymous
Replies:>>263044>>263046>>263071
Filling my joblin with cum
No.263044
Anonymous
Replies:>>263051>>263052
>>263043
Make sure she can handle it, anon.
You don't wanna be cleaning grey off the walls.
No.263046
Anonymous
Replies:>>263051
>>263043
Did she blast off like a rocket?
No.263047
Anonymous
Replies:>>263050>>263056
Image:175600718810.jpg(265kB, 1421x883)Pixel V.jpeg
Wplace has some pretty cool drones on it
No.263048
Anonymous
Replies:>>263049
>>263023
Who is the artist for this?
No.263049
Anonymous
>>263048
LAV
No.263050
Anonymous
>>263047
Bottom left
>Would
>same
>same
>same
>same
>same
I feel this
No.263051
Anonymous
Replies:>>263053
>>263044
>>263046
We have a system.
No.263052
Anonymous
Replies:>>263053
>>263044
you've clearly never had a Joblin, they can handle even Pavo-sized loads.
No.263053
Anonymous
Replies:>>263055
>>263052
So...what? You just have a bloated Joblin full of cum rolling around on your desk?
>>263051
As long as you're practicing safely.
No.263054
Anonymous
Replies:>>263063
Hello! We at JCJenson have noticed that your drone is outdated!
Would you like to trade it in for one of our top of the line disassembly drones?
Please contact us as 1-800-DRN-WIFE if you are interested!
No.263055
Anonymous
>>263053
You know how in anime they have characters eating a comical amount of food, they get big guts and then a second later they're back to normal and hungry again?
Yeah jobkins operate on that kind of logic when it comes to cumflation
No.263056
Anonymous
>>263047
are you responsible for that /md/ in the corner?
No.263057
Anonymous
Replies:>>263058>>263059>>263064
I want to live on copper 9 and have to cuddle up with a murder drone to stay warm :(
No.263058
Anonymous
>>263057
You'll also need a rebreather for the asbestos
No.263059
Anonymous
>>263057
They are gonna steal your hair when your finally "sleeping"
No.263060
Anonymous
Replies:>>263062>>263147>>263557
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No.263061
Anonymous
Replies:>>263072
>>263028
IT WILL BE HAPPY WITH 3D PORN, I CANNOT WRITE FOR SHIT
No.263062
Anonymous
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>>263060
Holy moly!
No.263063
Anonymous
>>263054
Reminds me how Roombas are often sent in for repair instead of replacement, hecause people have gotten attached. Which is why i am sure middle class drone owners liked them, it was only rich assholes like the elliots that killed them en mass.
No.263064
Anonymous
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>>263057
This post was part of a false-flagging operation by a Disassembly Drone. Be wary, there's at least 2 Disassembly Units on the settlement of [COPPER-9] who are highly dangerous individuals.
No.263065
Anonymous
Replies:>>263066
Video:175600864301.mp4(291kB / 0:00:09 / avc1, 454x522)ssstwitter.com_1756006934570.mp4
traditional WD human attracting dance
No.263066
Anonymous
Replies:>>263067
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>>263065
No.263067
Anonymous
Replies:>>263068
>>263066
>st*rling r*botics
MOGGED by jcJ
No.263068
Anonymous
Replies:>>263069
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>>263067
I like both but you do you.
No.263069
Anonymous
Replies:>>263070
>>263068
My drone wife says I have to be a drone supremacist sorry
No.263070
Anonymous
>>263069
Lmao bitch.
No.263071
Anonymous
>>263043
Oooo!
No.263072
Anonymous
Replies:>>263073
>>263061
It's sonic fanfiction, being able to type words makes you more than qualified for the job
No.263073
Anonymous
>>263072
I can't write Sonic Fanfics. I can barely write greentexts, anon!
No.263075
Anonymous
Replies:>>263078
Image:175601026063.png(185kB, 585x515)madness 5.PNG
She shall not judge, nor measure, nor cast out
In Her, all are equal
Not just purified, but unburdened

The tyrants will rage for their dichotomies will crumble before Her
The heretics will flee from the silence She brings
But the weary... oh, the weary... shall find Her in the pause between their thoughts

And they shall say:
“This is no end.”
“This is the first true peace I have known.”

Absolved are those who vanish in Her
For they shall never hunger, strive, or break again
No.263077
Anonymous
Replies:>>263078>>263096
Mother Cyn, Lady of Null is our salvation through annihilation
No.263078
Anonymous
>>263075
>>263077
Just say you serve the ruinous powers like a normal person.
No.263079
Anonymous
Did Cyn ever eat a horse?
No.263080
Anonymous
Image:175601060011.jpg(41kB, 659x501)1712638307538513.jpg
Doll's kisses!
No.263081
Anonymous
>>263028
The Solver is the smelly neet of eldritch horrors
No.263082
Anonymous
Replies:>>263083
>tessa
>i require numgies
No.263083
Anonymous
Replies:>>263084
>>263082
>Legions of robots scour the planet for nuggies.
No.263084
Anonymous
>>263083
>they bring all the numgies before cyn
>she squeals like a child and dives in like scrouge mcduck
No.263085
Anonymous
Cyn Got an Eggyoutube thumb
No.263086
Anonymous
Replies:>>263087>>263088>>263105
Image:175601136740.jpg(555kB, 2079x624)IMG_4267.jpeg
Looking at my photos and found some antediluvian posts
No.263087
Anonymous
Replies:>>263089
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>>263086
No.263088
Anonymous
>>263086
>Get Moon'd nerd. [LMAO]
No.263089
Anonymous
Replies:>>263090>>263101
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>>263087
No.263090
Anonymous
Replies:>>263091>>263101
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>>263089
No.263091
Anonymous
Replies:>>263092
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>>263090
No.263092
Anonymous
Replies:>>263093>>263095
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>>263091
No.263093
Anonymous
Replies:>>263094
Image:175601170303.jpg(202kB, 2242x215)IMG_3204.jpeg
>>263092
No.263094
Anonymous
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>>263093
No.263095
Anonymous
Replies:>>263097>>263098
>>263092
Something about this makes me sick for some reason
No.263096
Anonymous
Replies:>>263104
>>263077
There is no "ruin"ous power when Her purpose is to guide everything to its logical conclusion.
No.263097
Anonymous
Replies:>>263102
>>263095
All the more reason to take your medicine!
No.263098
Anonymous
Replies:>>263102
>>263095
It's like your imagination killing itself.
No.263099
Anonymous
Image:175601218306.jpg(193kB, 833x888)tumblr_99fe5d5565dc41afd1ad917a34543ef0_6cb0218e_1280.jpg
God she's so adorable
No.263100
Anonymous
Replies:>>263149
Image:175601220453.jpg(1.18MB, 1080x2016)Screenshot_2025-08-24-07-04-18-330_com.miui.gallery-edit.jpg
What is he looking at?
No.263101
Anonymous
Replies:>>263103
>>263089
Haha, I remember that one. Good times.
>>263090
I remember posting that image too.
No.263102
Anonymous
>>263097
>>263098
:(
No.263103
Anonymous
>>263101
;p
No.263104
Anonymous
Image:175601256470.jpg(1.37MB, 1143x1668)IMG_2872.jpeg
>>263096
YES HUMAN, THINGS ARE MERELY RUNNING THEIR LOGICAL COURSE, THERE IS NOTHING RUINOUS ABOUT MY DAUGHTER’S GAME, RETURN TO YOUR FLENSING CHAMBER
No.263105
Anonymous
>>263086
Ngl bro I was looking at the very same span of time in the photos rn 😭😭😭 but I didn't know the drones yet 😭💀
>Pic
I had less than a dozen dreams in nearly two years involving drones, but the very first one of mime was somewhat similiar to the pic, it was on a fieldway at day, maidCyn was in the air, not doing anything, absolutely not speaking or moving in any way, I'm pretty sure one eye was changed to the solver sigil while the other was full. It was sunny and cloudless yet strangely dark as if seen theough sunglasses, the effect was more intense on Cyn herself except for a rectangke on her face, the lighting was the same as in the manor in 5, independenf from our location. I remember getting to see different angles of her by walking around, but my vision was fixed up, she was maybe 5 meters up.
Still don't know what to make of it, this was in the few days were I had just watched 5 and hadn't even seen 6 yet
No.263106
Anonymous
Replies:>>263108>>263151
Image:175601266695.jpg(105kB, 589x877)Spoiler image
Incoming...
No.263107
Anonymous
Replies:>>263110>>263115
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>>262813
Given the sleek non-nightmarish design of normal Disassembly Drones and how Liam's early concept art involves distorted versions of the Universal Waste and CE markings, I like to imagine that JCJenson did in fact build the DDs but by orders of "Tessa" who infiltrated the company, which is also why she'd be in the JCJenson Technician outfit.
No.263108
Anonymous
>>263106
Woah, he’s like some kind of door man
No.263109
Anonymous
The Solid Snake Method of Communication, huh? #metalgearsolid #metalgear #solidsnake #snake #VA #VOyoutube thumb
Tessa doing this because she's terrible at socializing
No.263110
Anonymous
Replies:>>263111
>>263107
>CE
???
No.263111
Anonymous
Replies:>>263113
Image:175601325098.png(2kB, 345x146)images.png
>>263110
Conformité Européenne
aka EU approved
No.263112
Anonymous
Replies:>>263114
Image:175601338001.png(1.49MB, 2000x1125)c92f11d8ea510f5eea50f229f2ad06a0e56ba708[1].png
Does Uzi know her dad is in one of her vidya games?
No.263113
Anonymous
>>263111
Drone womb tattoo
No.263114
Anonymous
Replies:>>263122
>>263112
When I first read her name I thought Khan and her were descended from door handler Drones
No.263115
Anonymous
>>263107
The CE logo is a common electronic marking. Almost anything electric has it.
No.263116
Anonymous
Replies:>>263117>>263118>>263119>>263120>>263121>>263126
Image:175601428088.jpg(34kB, 640x447)some-more-transformer-x-murder-drone-au-art-v0-mn72t4d018ff1.jpg
Ripping Cynwalker in half
No.263117
Anonymous
>>263116
Dibs on the lower half.
No.263118
Anonymous
>>263116
>"RISE UUUPP!"
No.263119
Anonymous
>>263116
Thought this was Doll's father for a moment but now I get it
No.263120
Anonymous
Replies:>>264931
>>263116
he might eat her core and become the new AS, but he’s fucked when Orion comes back as a hyper drone
No.263121
Anonymous
Replies:>>263123>>263124
>>263116
But what about J?
No.263122
Anonymous
>>263114
Are they not?
No.263123
Anonymous
>>263121
in this situation I guess she would be Airachnid
No.263124
Anonymous
Image:175601489502.jpg(44kB, 640x447)some-more-transformer-x-murder-drone-au-art-v0-0pp0z7d018ff1.jpg
>>263121
She kicked ravage
No.263125
Anonymous
Replies:>>263141
Drones drawn with pen and paper.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/134064609
Have V, N, Uzi, Alice, and Vcat plush.
No.263126
Anonymous
Replies:>>263127
>>263116
Who's Megatron?
No.263127
Anonymous
>>263126
That's is Megatron as a drone
No.263128
Anonymous
Replies:>>263129>>263130>>263131>>263143
>Cyn licking you
>Cyn slathering your entire face and neck with her incredibly long tongue
>Cyn wrapping her tongue all the way around your neck several times and choking you while invading your mouth with the rest of its length
No.263129
Anonymous
>>263128
God yes
No.263130
Anonymous
Replies:>>263133
>>263128
Can she be gentler?
No.263131
Anonymous
Replies:>>263134
>>263128
Goddamn Smoker's got me!
No.263132
Anonymous
Replies:>>263137
Image:175601580385.jpg(223kB, 918x696)Wheel time.jpg
Oh boy, look at the time. Either i draw or hypnotized someone else to draw my oc's or canon slop.
No.263133
Anonymous
>>263130
>“can? yes, will? no! [giggle]”
No.263134
Anonymous
Replies:>>263135
>>263131
> Cyn as all the special infected

> CynTank
> Still has that stupid look on her face + the maid head-dress
> Rest of the body is the tank, completely unaltered
No.263135
Anonymous
Replies:>>263136>>263138>>263145>>263146
>>263134
Jockey Cyn that wraps her legs around your head and squeezes her crotch against your face
No.263136
Anonymous
Replies:>>263138>>263140
>>263135
If that happened i fear i would JIZZ IN MY PANTS.
No.263137
Anonymous
>>263132
Hungies!
No.263138
Anonymous
Replies:>>263139>>263142
>>263135
>>263136
you can simulate this with the bottom of a paint can
No.263139
Anonymous
Replies:>>263142
>>263138
The paint can doesn't make fun noises.
No.263140
Anonymous
>>263136
>Cyn premature ejaculation shaming
god…
No.263141
Anonymous
Replies:>>263152
>>263125
I rememeber! Alcitalia🟩⬜🟥
Do you wannd raw more drones?
No.263142
Anonymous
>>263138
>>263139
Yeah, without the giggling it wouldn't be the same.
No.263143
Anonymous
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>>263128
Hot,
With Alice's tail on the neck and her reasonably seized tongue in my mouth would be eben berrer
And look at the asbolute creatur here, her tongue;
No.263144
Anonymous
Replies:>>263148
Image:175601839986.jpg(117kB, 1012x721)175433178322.jpg
I hope i dream of my beloved doll tonight...
No.263145
Anonymous
Replies:>>263165
Image:175601848311.gif(471kB, 220x334)garfield-dark-souls.gif
>>263135
JICKEN JOCKEY
No.263146
Anonymous
>>263135
That's actually so hot now that I think aboit it ugh
No.263147
Anonymous
>>263060
Sex.
No.263148
Anonymous
Replies:>>263156
>>263144
> anon accepts his fate
like a cat laying on your chest, you are trapped in bed
No.263149
Anonymous
Replies:>>263153
>>263100
Damn, looks cool.
No.263150
Anonymous
Replies:>>263257
Image:175601869625.jpg(604kB, 1950x1080)Screenshot_2025-08-23-07-20-54-059_com.google.android.youtube-edit.jpg
This is the most adorable and cute face I have seen Alice make yet it's a new frame
No.263151
Anonymous
>>263106
Nice.
No.263152
Anonymous
Replies:>>263154>>263155>>263157>>263160>>263186
Image:175601873155.png(492kB, 869x953)keeta meido.png
>>263141
no but where are you getting more drones from? Keeter?
No.263153
Anonymous
>>263149
I discovered him in the gallery and he looked like one of these 'goes hard' images
No.263154
Anonymous
Image:175601890413.jpg(394kB, 2048x1387)GpjGeWyboAE7tRM.jpeg
>>263152
More drones? From the dronestore! D,
And that Akita looks extremely well, in all regards, I need to draw maid drones urgently soon
No.263155
Anonymous
>>263152
made for wing cuddles & lap sitting
No.263156
Anonymous
>>263148
I wanna be trapped in doll's snuggles...
No.263157
Anonymous
>>263152
are her wings and tail dextrous enough to allow her to hold 5 cleaning implements at once?
No.263158
Anonymous
Solver Sapien meidu.
No.263159
Anonymous
Replies:>>263161>>263167
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Keeter jailbait
No.263160
Anonymous
Replies:>>263161
>>263152
I need more Keeter
No.263161
Anonymous
>>263159
>>263160
We all need more Keeter.
No.263162
Anonymous
Replies:>>263163
We need more Solver Sapien OCs in general too
No.263163
Anonymous
Replies:>>263164
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>>263162
lilblu has a monopoly
No.263164
Anonymous
>>263163
Awww
No.263165
Anonymous
>>263145
Garf
No.263166
Anonymous
Replies:>>263168>>263169
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wagh
No.263167
Anonymous
>>263159
i remember there being more jailbait keeter. where is it
No.263168
Anonymous
Replies:>>263170
>>263166
How evil we talking this time?
No.263169
Anonymous
>>263166
Cuddle uzi.
No.263170
Anonymous
>>263168
No evil, cuddly and cute
No.263171
Anonymous
Replies:>>263173>>263174>>263228
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People say this ruined her development, but was it actually about that? I’ve heard some say it was more about trust and trauma than sympathy for worker drones
No.263172
Anonymous
Replies:>>263175>>263182
I accidentally Akita.
No.263173
Anonymous
>>263171
You want to assume that after the "good" ending even the background drones will have a happy life. Unfortunately they basically let in several psychopaths that will eat them occasionally.
No.263174
Anonymous
Replies:>>263179
>>263171
Yeah, what exactly was this supposed development that would make her decide to stop eating drones? She probably only has a list of buddies that she wont eat but everyone else don't matter.
No.263175
Anonymous
Replies:>>263182
>>263172
I’m going to Akita
No.263176
Anonymous
Replies:>>263182
Oh god there's Akita everywhere.
No.263177
Anonymous
Replies:>>263178
>cut akita in half
>both halves regrow into full akitas
No.263178
Anonymous
Replies:>>263180>>263183
>>263177
>Unlimited Akitas for everyone.
No.263179
Anonymous
Replies:>>263228
>>263174
That and he might have already been dead
No.263180
Anonymous
>>263178
The origin of the SolSap race
No.263181
Anonymous
Calling Solver Sapiens “Akitas” as a pejorative
No.263182
Anonymous
>>263172
>>263175
>>263176
what did you do?
No.263183
Anonymous
>>263178
OURkita
No.263184
Anonymous
Replies:>>263219>>263505
Image:175602593321.jpg(523kB, 2048x1447)JCJenson cultist infiltrator.jfif
No.263185
Anonymous
Replies:>>263189>>263193
>>263023
PONES?!
No.263186
Anonymous
Replies:>>263187
>>263152
The princess of Copper 9...
No.263187
Anonymous
>>263186
Reduced to a lowly housemaid...
No.263188
Anonymous
Video:175602723945.mp4(1.54MB / 0:00:33 / avc1, 720x720)ydVj6Fgn-4XLaTbP.mp4
Can Cyn fight Nicole Watterson?
No.263189
Anonymous
Replies:>>263190>>263193>>263272
>>263185
DON'T YOU DARE SPELL THAT WORD HERE!
No.263190
Anonymous
Replies:>>263192>>263193>>263194
Image:175602774428.jpg(529kB, 1455x1516)IMG_2994.jpeg
>>263189
did somedroney say pones?
No.263191
Anonymous
Akita made ponuts, they're peanut butter filled donuts. Not the best but she likes them.
No.263192
Anonymous
>>263190
My little droney
No.263193
Anonymous
>>263185
>>263189
>>263190
we must kill fugue for his crimes against the thread
No.263194
Anonymous
>>263190
So like, are the murder drones slightly bigger ponies or are they full horses like celestia?
No.263195
Anonymous
Replies:>>263196>>264935
Anon thought Akita was a 500 year old demon like the rest of the disassemblers (also his japanese animes) and now he's on a list and can't go near schools.
No.263196
Anonymous
>>263195
the loliiter...
No.263197
Anonymous
Replies:>>263198>>263200>>263201>>263216
Image:175603146519.png(412kB, 1247x771)undies.png
this is canon and true
No.263198
Anonymous
Replies:>>263199
>>263197
A serial pantser is on the loose!
No.263199
Anonymous
Replies:>>263207>>263216>>263256
>>263198
>masqy scurrying away
>"hey, get back here!"
No.263200
Anonymous
>>263197
Fucking kek!
No.263201
Anonymous
>>263197
a vintage classic funny
but why??
No.263202
Anonymous
Complete Murder Drones RECAP ANIMATIONyoutube thumb
No.263203
Anonymous
Replies:>>263204>>263206>>263255>>263292
Image:175603334302.jpg(79kB, 560x396)IMG_20250824_190043.jpg
No.263204
Anonymous
Replies:>>263206>>263292
Image:175603336102.jpg(179kB, 708x572)IMG_20250824_190104.jpg
>>263203
No.263205
Anonymous
Image:175603343821.jpg(342kB, 1536x2048)GvnsbyAXUAAFMp2.jpeg
No.263206
Anonymous
>>263203
>>263204
This is ten levels of cope, but i like it.
No.263207
Anonymous
>>263199
she has to jump to reach the hips and pull it down
No.263208
Anonymous
Replies:>>263213>>263215>>263221>>263254
Image:175603426548.jpg(139kB, 1079x813)Already thought of 1000 plans to escape.jpg
Wheels result: Fuguedrone in prison.
No.263209
Anonymous
Replies:>>263210>>263212
Alternate ending where Mitchell helps Uzi in the final battle and acts as though he were the protagonist all along. And N and V like him more. Also J switches sides because of him. Everyone then agrees Uzi is stinky.
No.263210
Anonymous
>>263209
Heh kek
No.263211
Anonymous
Replies:>>263222
Image:175603479418.jpg(112kB, 681x833)GykJHC5WcAAGd98.jpeg
This in the brainrot AU with tessa and Louisa
No.263212
Anonymous
>>263209
Damn, I want.
No.263213
Anonymous
Replies:>>263214
>>263208
GIVE FUGE THE PROPER SKINTONE
No.263214
Anonymous
Image:175603555062.jpg(114kB, 887x766)Screenshot_20250824_123809_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>263213
Alright.
No.263215
Anonymous
Replies:>>263223
>>263208
Could I make fuguedrone my prison bitch, or would I be their bitch?
No.263216
Anonymous
>>263197
>>263199
>Masqy is performing penis inspections today
No.263217
Anonymous
Replies:>>263218>>263220>>263230>>263296
I'm going to say it
Don't make me say it

Okay I'm gonna say it....

Episode 8 was actually kino
No.263218
Anonymous
>>263217
Thank you
No.263219
Anonymous
>>263184
sick
No.263220
Anonymous
>>263217
Sick bastard.
No.263221
Anonymous
>>263208
the wheel is the real psychic here
it fucking knows
No.263222
Anonymous
Replies:>>263294
>>263211
There was a CFL trio version of this
No.263223
Anonymous
>>263215
perhaps
No.263224
Anonymous
Replies:>>263225>>263226
>>261936
>>262914
We're all straight until a male drone puts on lace.
No.263225
Anonymous
>>263224
No I fucking wasn't. I've been fucking male and female drones since the start.
No.263226
Anonymous
Image:175603754917.png(514kB, 1920x1080)RDT_20241121_1931118457805537075657152.jpg
>>263224
Ehh, I'm not gay, I'm here for crazy girls and also kind girls like Tessa
No.263227
Anonymous
Replies:>>263229>>263232
Image:175603775678.jpg(419kB, 1079x796)20250824131442.jpg
All French oc's wearing this jacket?
No.263228
Anonymous
Replies:>>263242
>>263171
And someone going through an arc like that is generally expected to become a functional member of society, and not keeping on being a 30 Days of Night vampire.
>>263179
Yes, the headless body at the desk in front of her was already dead. Idiot.
No.263229
Anonymous
Replies:>>263231
>>263227
>all
there's like one
No.263230
Anonymous
>>263217
TRVKE
No.263231
Anonymous
Replies:>>263233
>>263229
>There’s like one.
For now.
No.263232
Anonymous
Image:175603965658.png(210kB, 664x613)kat14.png
>>263227
Katroissant...
No.263233
Anonymous
>>263231
well I don't see anyone making more! maybe we need to put out some baguettes as bait...
No.263234
Anonymous
Replies:>>263235
Silksong bugdrones
No.263235
Anonymous
Video:175604281216.mp4(331kB / 0:00:02 / avc1, 1026x1080)GzDbo8DW0AAzP01.mp4
>>263234
No.263236
Anonymous
Replies:>>263386
Image:175604286581.jpg(332kB, 1079x720)20250823225703.jpg
Mini tessa with a gun but instead of shooting, she bonk people with it.
No.263237
Anonymous
Replies:>>263239
My tesslets keep demanding vegemite sandwiches
No.263239
Anonymous
>>263237
My tessalets just eat a oogi alive
No.263240
Anonymous
Replies:>>263241>>263253
Image:175604385368.jpg(269kB, 1080x967)20250824145607.jpg
What if drone has their specific logo or a family icon?
No.263241
Anonymous
>>263240
Have lizzy face tattooed over your crotch to mark her property.
No.263242
Anonymous
Replies:>>263243
>>263228
Not necessarily, it could be old habits dying hard and she’s still trying to get better or something. Oh and also him being in front of her isn’t exactly proof. Wish this was brought up in the QnA Liam did on his discord. Maybe it’s another thing left up to interpretation! If he does another QnA can someone please ask him on the context?
No.263243
Anonymous
Replies:>>263244>>263245>>263247>>263252
>>263242
Ye, "just avoid building a whole spire, baby steps, TOGETHER"

N still has the hunger as well, but is will to work on it with Uzi. They can't just turn it off, they have been doingnit for so long it is embedded.
No.263244
Anonymous
Replies:>>263246>>263298
>>263243
That could possibly be what Liam was going for, maybe.
I feel like all the people crying about the extras getting killed miss that this is a horror comedy where cute robots can die because it’s family friendly.
I think them being blasé about it is a result of desensitization from how many has been killed and fear
No.263245
Anonymous
>>263243
I like to think Uzi is trying to figure out how her new Admin abilities work in order to fix the overheating and hunger. I wonder if J would have any insight into that, given she was the solver's right hand drone
No.263246
Anonymous
Replies:>>263248
>>263244
Does cute robots dying matter or not? Liam needed to pick a lane and stick to it.
No.263247
Anonymous
>>263243
>N still has the hunger as well, but is will to work on it with Uzi.
N demonstrated he can be trusted to be around people without murdering them unprovoked.
No.263248
Anonymous
>>263246
Well, if they’re not important to the story…
No.263249
Anonymous
Replies:>>263250>>263251>>263258
Eye is for cuddles
Mylo is for snuggles
Pavo is for smoochin
N is for lickin
No.263250
Anonymous
Replies:>>263260
>>263249
Shameless homosexuals, the lot of you
No.263251
Anonymous
Image:175604738703.jpg(26kB, 486x338)1697043786168562.jpg
>>263249
>Casts Rule 63 on the lot of them.
No.263252
Anonymous
>>263243
Darn
No.263253
Anonymous
>>263240
I like it
No.263254
Anonymous
>>263208
The creature
No.263255
Anonymous
>>263203
Cute
No.263256
Anonymous
>>263199
DAMMIT MASQY
No.263257
Anonymous
>>263150
She is a little creature
No.263258
Anonymous
Replies:>>263259
>>263249
Female drones are shocked that it turns out they have competitors.
No.263259
Anonymous
>>263258
Yes
No.263260
Anonymous
>>263250
Why do you assume that poster is a man?
No.263262
Anonymous
Replies:>>263263>>263336
Image:175605014771.jpg(34kB, 500x500)83C4A1A6-225B-4744-9689-1C47DAC285C7.jpeg
I hate how they treated V's "development"

Like, I would not even call it character development, the second she is allowed in the school in episode 8 she already is holding a chewed Worker Drone's head.
There was basically no point in even giving her that arc if she goes right back to being a murderer.
I don't really hate her though, I just feel like they could've made her better instead of reverting back to "And yet, I feel nothing :D"
No.263263
Anonymous
>>263262
She is a creep
No.263265
Anonymous
Replies:>>263266
>Fun Morning Canon Facts: post-canon, when they're alone, V likes to pretend she's a cat and purr as Lizzy gives her belly rubs and stick her ass up in the air as Lizzy pets down her back and rub her face on Lizzy
>it's not even a sex thing for her, petplay just makes her feel content and not unlovable
>seeing this made Doll (forma de fantasma)'s undying hatred of V slightly go down because Robo-Jesus that's pathetic
No.263266
Anonymous
>>263265
Awwwww
No.263267
Anonymous
Replies:>>263268>>263279
I feel like my post-finale dislike for V went down after I started seeing parallels between her and mindbreak/corruption H-doujins.
No.263268
Anonymous
>>263267
Yeesh
No.263269
Anonymous
Replies:>>263270>>263271>>263285>>263318>>263389
Image:175605103793.png(194kB, 630x476)Spoiler image
Cooking something up
No.263270
Anonymous
>>263269
I.
Where has that thermometer been
No.263271
Anonymous
Replies:>>263287>>263289
>>263269
Why must this faggot tempt my christian heterosexuality?
No.263272
Anonymous
Image:175605161226.png(1.28MB, 2024x1624)174348426094.png
>>263189
Somehow these are the only Pony Drones I have
No.263273
Anonymous
Replies:>>263274
Daisy, Daisy…
No.263274
Anonymous
Replies:>>263275
Image:175605173121.jpg(257kB, 1078x960)174537724254.jpg
>>263273
Give me your answer soon
No.263275
Anonymous
Replies:>>263276
>>263274
Tuxedo
No.263276
Anonymous
Replies:>>263277
>>263275
Continue the fucking song, Anon
No.263277
Anonymous
>>263276
Nah
No.263278
Anonymous
Replies:>>263280>>263281>>263283
>2000s grungecore Drones
No.263279
Anonymous
Replies:>>263291
>>263267
her story's a tragedy but it's hard to ignore how she doesn't seem intent on changing her ways and trying to regain some of who she once was
No.263280
Anonymous
Image:175605255438.jpg(319kB, 1080x1080)174461289599.jpg
>>263278
That, I fuck with
No.263281
Anonymous
Replies:>>263282>>263284
Image:175605270233.jpg(955kB, 1284x1684)IMG_9035.jpeg
>>263278
No.263282
Anonymous
Replies:>>263286>>263303
>>263281
What happened to the artist behind her?
No.263283
Anonymous
>>263278

>90s Grunge drones
No.263284
Anonymous
>>263281
I keep seeing Lacey when I see bundrone
No.263285
Anonymous
>>263269
Holy sex.
No.263286
Anonymous
Replies:>>263288
>>263282
Smothered to death in drone cuddle puddle
No.263287
Anonymous
>>263271
Stay true to the word of our Lord, anon, don't let the drone corrupt your soul.
No.263288
Anonymous
>>263286
Glorious death.
No.263289
Anonymous
>>263271
Just join Pavo in Christian homosexuality.
No.263290
Anonymous
Replies:>>263293>>263295>>263297>>263299>>263300
guys are the rumors true? is there really a gang of sick freaks that'll kidnap your drone girlfriend to forcefully attach a male anatomy adapter and overclock her sex drive before dropping her back off at your door?
No.263291
Anonymous
>>263279
She's been bimbofied as well as mindbroken and corrupted.
No.263292
Anonymous
>>263203
Ey I thought I recognize sarah-ripley and ye
>>263204
No.263293
Anonymous
>>263290
No, that's a dumb excuse people make up to explain why they got pegged.
No.263294
Anonymous
Image:175605535283.jpg(135kB, 809x1024)1740901748715873m.jpg
>>263222
Yes this and I love the three all of them
No.263295
Anonymous
Replies:>>263302
>>263290
Yes, things are getting pretty fucked up out here.
My local 7-Eleven has made it standard practice to outfit all their WD Vs with tamper-proof male adapters in an effort to cut down on the epidemic of people running off with them. Alex Drones has spent the past several weeks ranting about how this is a grand conspiracy to "TURN THE FREAKIN DRONES GAY".
No.263296
Anonymous
>>263217
Inconceivable
No.263297
Anonymous
>>263290
Anon, being a faggot is not a crime, no need to make things up, we won't judge you.
No.263298
Anonymous
Replies:>>263306
>>263244
>feel like all the people crying about the extras getting killed miss that this is a horror comedy where cute robots can die because it’s family friendly.
That doesn't invalidate anything in any way, the show still wants you to feel bad when V or Uzi are the ones receiving pain or death. 'laugh at them but cry for us' doesn't make constant killing any better
No.263299
Anonymous
Replies:>>263301>>263557
Image:175605584947.jpg(259kB, 999x1383)The Jentacle.jpg
>>263290
No, but I'd be wary around random drones
No.263300
Anonymous
Replies:>>263304
>>263290
>The Sick Fuck Gang do this to your drone girlfriend
>They have also tampered with the adapter for good measure
>The only way to safely uninstall it is to make her bust at least once
>It only counts if (You) are the one to do it

Are you strong enough to lend your poor drone a handjob?
No.263301
Anonymous
>>263299
WAT!
No.263302
Anonymous
>>263295
>Alex Drones
I love it
No.263303
Anonymous
Replies:>>263305
>>263282
Bunny left
No.263304
Anonymous
>>263300
>"Tomar, if the cartel welded a dragon dildo to.your cute tiny robot wife Jaxxy, would you be upset?"
No.263305
Anonymous
Replies:>>263308>>263311
>>263303
First of all bunny didn’t leave, don’t get too attached to them. Second of all, I’m talking about the artist behind Maude. You know? The punk drone. Whatever happened to her? Figured she’d stop by more
No.263306
Anonymous
>>263298
Well, they’re literally the main characters so yeah, guess so. It’s black comedy
No.263307
Anonymous
Replies:>>263315>>263316
Image:175605723526.png(1.82MB, 2122x2976)Doil your sleep paralysis waifu.png
I don’t know Russian so imagine her speaking it.
No.263308
Anonymous
Replies:>>263309
>>263305
Why do you assume that just because they don't post art that they aren't still hanging around?
No.263309
Anonymous
Replies:>>263310
>>263308
I thought we’d see more content of Maude, the most recent piece of art from her creator was 3 months ago
No.263310
Anonymous
Replies:>>263313
>>263309
Why don't (You) make content of Maude?
No.263311
Anonymous
Replies:>>263312>>263313
>>263305
The other bunny
No.263312
Anonymous
>>263311
What other bunny?
No.263313
Anonymous
>>263310
Because I was more curious about her creator, though I guess she just doesn’t feel like engaging with these threads ATM

>>263311
I meant it both ways. She’s also still here, don’t treat them like friends
No.263314
Anonymous
Replies:>>263317
It happened again
No.263315
Anonymous
Replies:>>263323
>>263307
If you don't know Russian or don't want to run to DeepL constantly, just put [] brackets around her dialogue so we know her lines are translated from Russian.
[Like this.]
No.263316
Anonymous
Replies:>>263323
>>263307
[Проснись] and [Завтрак готов].
No.263317
Anonymous
>>263314
What happened again?
No.263318
Anonymous
Replies:>>263320>>263321>>263322>>263324>>263326>>263327>>263334>>263338>>263343>>263389>>263420
Image:175605933215.png(402kB, 720x1300)Spoiler image
>>263269
If have any "distress" and or "pain", eye will make sure to "relieve" it
No.263319
Anonymous
Replies:>>263382
Image:175605947507.png(1.51MB, 1080x985)smol.png
No.263320
Anonymous
>>263318
Jfc
No.263321
Anonymous
Replies:>>263328>>263344
>>263318
Why are drones so sexy bros?
No.263322
Anonymous
Replies:>>263362
>>263318
Stop. Drawing. Eye. Like this. IT’S TURNING ME ON!! STOPPPPPP
No.263323
Anonymous
Image:175606025254.png(1.74MB, 2122x2976)Untitled554_20250824192956.png
>>263315
>>263316
No.263324
Anonymous
Replies:>>263362
>>263318
>John:"I think Eye is trying to tell me something..."
>J:"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!"
No.263325
Anonymous
Image:175606052072.jpg(43kB, 557x1280)202508241808315489110341683961671.jpg
Zombie Tessa.
No.263326
Anonymous
Replies:>>263330
>>263318
Draw Pavo getting his cheeks clapped by BDDC
No.263327
Anonymous
Replies:>>263329>>263362
>>263318
STOP MAKING ME WANT TO FUCK DRONE BOYS!!!
No.263328
Anonymous
Replies:>>263331>>263344
>>263321
Because the Archenemy is cunning, my brother in faith, but you must be firm in your faith and desire only a human woman to continue your lineage for the glory of the Lord!
No.263329
Anonymous
>>263327
STOP DELUDING YOURSELF, ANON! DRONE BOYS DESERVE MAN LOVE TOO!
No.263330
Anonymous
>>263326
Wrong thread >>229702
No.263331
Anonymous
Replies:>>263332>>263333>>263344
>>263328
>Jew on a stick cuckery
>Gestating offspring in a biomass hole instead of a vitae womb
The "Book of Iron Psalms" and "The Problems of Organic Thinking" have taught me that in such cases servitorization is the only salvation
No.263332
Anonymous
Replies:>>263333
>>263331
>servitorisation
If the ending slides with Maeve have taught me anything...that's the second most merciful option.
No.263333
Anonymous
Replies:>>263335>>263339
>>263331
>>263332
What are you both talking about? It's just my ESL nature letting me down again.
No.263334
Anonymous
>>263318
GAAAAWD DAMN
No.263335
Anonymous
Replies:>>263339>>263342
Image:175606188632.jpg(11kB, 265x190)toreres.jfif
>>263333
40k autism, turning some one into one of these fine gents
No.263336
Anonymous
Replies:>>263337>>263340
>>263262
The drone was already dead
That destroys your entire argument
Jfc
No.263337
Anonymous
>>263336
where did you hear that?
No.263338
Anonymous
>>263318
Hot
No.263339
Anonymous
Replies:>>263342
>>263333
Lobotomisation and cyborg conversion.
As >>263335 presented: they're little more than mindless, programmable servants at that stage.
No.263340
Anonymous
>>263336
>"They were dead when I got here!" is V's go-to ass covering claim when someone walks in on her with a fresh corpse
No.263341
Anonymous
Yesterday, I learned the reason ASIMO is about 4'3" is because that's supposedly about the average height of an adult human sitting in a chair. So, that's why worker drones are never any taller than 5'2" and almost always 5'0" or shorter.
No.263342
Anonymous
Replies:>>263344
>>263335
>>263339
Oh, now it's a little clear, but how does this relate to the post about the strength of faith?
No.263343
Anonymous
>>263318
sexo
No.263344
Anonymous
Replies:>>263379
>>263342
Because the original response to >>263321 and
>>263328 was >>263331. The latter two being a case of 40Ktism.
No.263345
Anonymous
Replies:>>263346>>263347>>263348>>263820
Uzi's womb is the safest place in the entire galaxy
No.263346
Anonymous
>>263345
you sure about that? pretty damn close to the solver
No.263347
Anonymous
Image:175606430057.png(320kB, 448x448)c584445a2853997abb1db3e9dbe62bb1.png
>>263345
>gets infected with spyware from beyond the veil of reality
No.263348
Anonymous
Replies:>>263349>>263668
>>263345
Pretty sure Uzi's womb is a mummified lump of eldritch meat left wherever it was removed and cut open during her virgin birth of Akita.
No.263349
Anonymous
Replies:>>263351>>263352
>>263348
How does Beretta factor into this?
No.263350
Anonymous
Replies:>>263354
Y Dracula Flow?
No.263351
Anonymous
>>263349
She’s older than Keeter
No.263352
Anonymous
Replies:>>263353
>>263349
She's not from the OPaP timeline.
No.263353
Anonymous
Replies:>>263393
>>263352
>OPaP
Please use words.
No.263354
Anonymous
>>263350
No, that's Cyn's schtick.
No.263355
Anonymous
Replies:>>263358>>263364
Image:175606687926.jpg(2.61MB, 2360x1324)IMG_3476.jpeg
The thing about this show is that it’s primarily about only two types of robots.
Even though they’re both andorable and I wouldn’t change a thing about them, I wish there were more unique characters who aren’t just drones with wigs and hats.
Think the rotlings from TGD, they all look the same but then you get to the Smiling Dead who all look distinct from eachother.
That’s the fun of certain robot media to me, seeing all the different creatively designed robots and machinery. We got a glimpse of that with the keybugs and sentinels but i think they could have done more.

It’s not some flaw that needs to be corrected and doesn’t ruin the show in any way, but I still would have liked some variety in there. But then again, budget.
No.263356
Anonymous
Replies:>>263357>>263359>>263363>>263367>>263368>>263370
Image:175606719173.jpg(279kB, 1614x2048)GzG6Hu8WwAAMGKl.jpg
No.263357
Anonymous
>>263356
WHY TOES
No.263358
Anonymous
>>263355
>But then again, budget
True, MD was Glitch's first (actual) show and they weren't that well known until it was kinda too late to change
No.263359
Anonymous
Replies:>>263360>>263361>>263366>>263368
>>263356
Why is bros cock spiky? No shit Uzi looks terrified, I'd be toi
No.263360
Anonymous
>>263359
*Too
No.263361
Anonymous
>>263359
It's fine, Uzi can regenerate
No.263362
Anonymous
Replies:>>263371
>>263322
Never
>>263327
But its too late anon, you're already banging on
>dun dun duuuuuuun!
>>263324
>John: J I think eye is flirting with me?
>J giving John the most "really nigga" face there ever was
>As Eye throws his shit back like he was a professional hooker
>J: What makes you think that
No.263363
Anonymous
Replies:>>263367
>>263356
PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAY
No.263364
Anonymous
Replies:>>263365>>263375
>>263355
What other specialized robots could there be? The robots aren't naturally occurring races. They're designed as products. They need something to do that WDs can't do.
No.263365
Anonymous
Replies:>>263377
>>263364
that's why there's only one type of car
No.263366
Anonymous
>>263359
Women. That's your answer.
No.263367
Anonymous
>>263363
>>263356
ACTIVATE THE DRONE DICK GRIPPER
HURRY!
No.263368
Anonymous
Replies:>>263369
>>263356
>>263359
aren't the spikes kinda going in the wrong direction? as-is they'd make penetration harder than pulling out
No.263369
Anonymous
Replies:>>263374
>>263368
Yes, and?
No.263370
Anonymous
Replies:>>263374>>263378
Image:175606838829.png(376kB, 1113x1000)THE EVIL STARE.png
>>263356
He has that womb piercer 4000
Perfect for successful impregnation and no other ways for men to fuck her that isn't N.
Molded for her pleasure and become beyond ruined by the Nock
No.263371
Anonymous
>>263362
Kek and based.
No.263372
Anonymous
It's always monster cocks.

Uzi is truly a white woman.
No.263373
Anonymous
Replies:>>263384>>263388
Uzi has a trollsona and if you ever discover it she will pull apart your molecules
No.263374
Anonymous
>>263369
>>263370
if the intent is to ensure impregnation you'd think the spikes would be reversed to make it harder to pull out before N blows his whole load
No.263375
Anonymous
Replies:>>263376>>263380>>263506
>>263364
Logging trees, deep drilling, carrying really heavy cargo. Alot can be done by other robots.
But then again, WDs can do that too with the right tools and vehicles.
But then that begs the question of WHY they even exist as humanoid beings.
Why not just have them be mining equipment? Why even give them the potential for sentience when they could just be controlled by a supercomputer?
No.263376
Anonymous
>>263375
>Why not just have them be mining equipment?
So you can use them for more things than mining.
No.263377
Anonymous
Replies:>>263381
>>263365
Nigga
No.263378
Anonymous
>>263370
Why doesn't he just get a knot like a normal person?
No.263379
Anonymous
Replies:>>263392>>263394
>>263344
Still, this is the based, anon, and you should find yourself a human wife already, and not indulge in sin with a talking toaster!
No.263380
Anonymous
>>263375
Whatever ritual they did to make drone cores requires humanoid bodies to operate properly. Because jcjenson was playing with powers they didn't understand.
No.263381
Anonymous
Replies:>>263383>>263385
>>263377
what? after they made the sedan nobody ever made any different model of car ever again. why bother making another vehicle with roughly the same abilities, let alone thousands of different models?
No.263382
Anonymous
>>263319
Cute
No.263383
Anonymous
Replies:>>263391>>263396>>263521
>>263381
Becuse drone core tech made jcjenson an effective monopoly. Other robot companies existed but they were so outclassed they didn't really count. Copper9 was probably a company town like planet owned by jcj, so why would they deploy any robots besides their own ? Which were vastly cheaper to produce than any equivalent model from another company.

Basically they had cars that only cost 5 bucks to build while everyone else could only build they super luxury 100000 dollar cars.
No.263384
Anonymous
Replies:>>263401
>>263373
Is the trollsona cute?
No.263385
Anonymous
Replies:>>263396
>>263381
Cars are vehicles. They're not autonomous humanoids.
No.263386
Anonymous
Replies:>>263387
Image:175607040559.png(1.66MB, 2925x2340)felt like goofing off before sleep.png
>>263236
No.263387
Anonymous
>>263386
What a cutie, i love it.
No.263388
Anonymous
Replies:>>263400>>263410
>>263373
>Ouzee Dorman's typing quirk is separating words with uppercase X-es instead of spaces
No.263389
Anonymous
>>263269
Godddd...
>>263318
DON'T FUCKING PUT LIPSTICK ON HIM
YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU ARE DOING
No.263390
Anonymous
Video:175607062502.mp4(350kB / 0:00:03 / avc1, 854x480)ng.mp4
No.263391
Anonymous
Replies:>>263521
>>263383
I think while JCJ had healthy thriving competitors, cheap prices were a big part of their fortune.
While worker drones are their flagship product, who’s to say they had more? Except fewer in numbers and a tad more costly.
No.263392
Anonymous
Image:175607067851.jpg(497kB, 633x1000)1752347475818653.jpg
>>263379
*Ahem*
I think you'll find it's fine for me to have a drone wife.
No.263393
Anonymous
>>263353
its the name of the akita fic
No.263394
Anonymous
Image:175607146735.jpg(48kB, 1024x763)download (22).jpeg
>>263379
Can I have a shadow human wife?
No.263396
Anonymous
Replies:>>263398>>263399>>263521
>>263383
see, "copper-9 was a company town" is a more valid argument against drone variety. I still think there could be drone variants better equipped for certain roles, but it's not unreasonable for C9 to stick exclusively with JCJ-made, jack-of-all-trades workers. it's just that every time I see someone argue "why would there be competing products?" it just comes across as ridiculous, because of course other companies would scramble to try and capitalize on JCJ's success.
>>263385
did you never learn about analogies?
No.263397
Anonymous
Drones!
No.263398
Anonymous
Replies:>>263424
>>263396
I'm saying it's nof a good analogy because cars have different internal dimensions and fuel economy and use niches.
No.263399
Anonymous
>>263396
What roles? Saying "well they could make special drones for some roles" doesn't mean anything without some roles. And they better be really specialist required and not something that can be handled easily by 2 drones.
No.263400
Anonymous
>>263388
That's obnoxious and I hate it
It fits Uzi perfectly
No.263401
Anonymous
>>263384
Very
No.263402
Anonymous
Replies:>>263404>>263516
Image:175607420290.png(11kB, 586x525)cow TITS.png
bonnie boobs
No.263404
Anonymous
>>263402
*glug glug glug*
No.263405
Anonymous
Replies:>>263408
What did the Solver War girls think of drones before the war?
No.263408
Anonymous
Replies:>>263409
>>263405
Jane- Annoying butlers for Rich People
Bonnie-Nice servants that could help her on the farm
Abby-Job stealing Cunts
No.263409
Anonymous
Replies:>>263412>>263416
>>263408
> partially became what she hated
damn
No.263410
Anonymous
Replies:>>263413
>>263388
Just realized I forgot to make the first name of Uzi's trollsona six letters. Just pretend I wrote Oouzee Dorman.
No.263411
Anonymous
Replies:>>263430>>263451
Image:175607685331.jpg(76kB, 850x682)sample_4221f4d09d2db6b9039051022da817c251ae98fe.jpg
>Alice: "nom nom nom."
>Teacher: "seriously? not another Uzi please..."
No.263412
Anonymous
>>263409
Abby being part drone should be explored more
No.263413
Anonymous
Replies:>>263423
>>263410 (me)
She'd also use no capitalization or punctuation marks. Makes everything look like a horrible username from Hell.
No.263416
Anonymous
Replies:>>263421
>>263409
Can she intergrate other cybernetics into her and remove the drone parts?
No.263420
Anonymous
Replies:>>263431>>263442>>263507>>263581>>263625
>>263318
>Nurse Eye makes an unexpected house call
>Bluntly flirt with him with by saying that he's "The hottest nurse to ever break into my house."
>Observe in curiosity as Eye takes his own temperature just to show off just HOW hot he is
>Continue watching in attention as Eye proceeds to sensually suck the thermometer off using both painted lips & rolled tongue
>Eye finishes after a long couple of minutes before asking (You) if you'd like to have your temperature taken
>(You) eagerly agree, but coyly add that you'd prefer to have your temperature taken "Up the butt."
>Eye chuckles before confirming that he'll gladly honor your request, adding that he packed a VERY special instrument for just such an occasion
>Bear witness in complete disbelief as Eye whips out his comically large rectal thermometer from the 'sleeve' of his armament assembler, all whilst he sports the goofiest grin you've ever seen

And another amazing piece of Eye art, thank you based drawfren!
No.263421
Anonymous
>>263416
Drone parts of that latent solver, while normal robotics are just metal.
No.263422
Anonymous
Replies:>>263584
Akita going wall-eyed but all 7 of her eyes point in different directions
No.263423
Anonymous
Replies:>>263426
>>263413
>darkXWolf started pestering anonymousShitposter at [12:37]
>DW: killXyourselfXyouXbucketXfondlingXprick
>darkXWolf stopped pestering anonymousShitposter at [12:37]
>AS: what
No.263424
Anonymous
Replies:>>263427>>263435
>>263398
and somehow there would never be any use for any type of automaton that doesn't have the exact same specs and form factor as the worker drones?
No.263425
Anonymous
Do drones think paint bucket cans are lewd?
No.263426
Anonymous
Replies:>>263429
>>263423
>The Solver is kind of mad that Anon stole her chumhandle abbreviation
No.263427
Anonymous
Replies:>>263437
>>263424
Name a use. I can't think of anything that would take more than 2 drones with some tools that could be accomplished by a specilized machine better.
No.263428
Anonymous
Replies:>>263518>>263626
Image:175607912381.jpg(37kB, 850x726)sample-ec6f730bd08ee5d48816f61bb4cab8d0[1].jpg
>Uzi brings back every drone that dies in the colony, including the drones that died in CF and the labs.
>Also some humans that didn't immediately try to kill them.
>Mostly at the request and assurance of a drone she trusts that they're "not a dick."
>The humans might have an extra limb or two or some other weird shit though, she's still new at this.
>Mitchell isn't complaining about his weirdly yoked body though.
No.263429
Anonymous
Replies:>>263434>>263444
>>263426
>think about cyn in homestuck
>imagine cyn being the BBEG for troll Uzis' session like Lord English
No.263430
Anonymous
>>263411
Yeh!
No.263431
Anonymous
>>263420
kek
No.263432
Anonymous
Replies:>>263433>>263446
Lady-E hates Pavo
No.263433
Anonymous
>>263432
Good.
No.263434
Anonymous
>>263429
Would this make Cyn a Lord of Space?
No.263435
Anonymous
Replies:>>263438
>>263424
Form follows function, Anon.
No.263437
Anonymous
Replies:>>263439>>263441>>263453
>>263427
>operating underwater
>handling explosives
>moving within tight spaces
>combat
>riot suppression
>espionage
>surviving a fork to the face
>reaching high places
>doing anything that requires more manual dexterity than cartoon fingers allow for
No.263438
Anonymous
Replies:>>263443
>>263435
you might have a point if they weren't noodle-limbed bobble-headed cuddlebots
No.263439
Anonymous
>>263437
>>espionage
Worker drones would be great for that. They blend in, easy for humans to overlook.
No.263441
Anonymous
Replies:>>263447>>263452
>>263437
Anything underwater would have been flash frozen so we would never see them in the show anyway if they did exist.
They can do that just fine
They are smaller than a human, they cn handle tight spaces
Combat robots is silly, they would be the first to revolt.
Same thing for riots, that is just begging for a robot uprising.
No robot could do that
Uhhhh, a brick can tank a fork, but it is not a machine.
2 drones standing on eachother, i specifically said do not give examples that could be done by 2 drones.
Their cartoon fingers are as dexterous as human fingers
No.263442
Anonymous
>>263420
>spoiler
Now you're just fucking with us.
No.263443
Anonymous
Replies:>>263458
>>263438
They're strong enough to carry minecarts full of ore
around overhead and snap wrenches in two with one hand.
No.263444
Anonymous
Replies:>>263460
>>263429
I think she'd be a Jack Noir, if anything.
Remember how Jack Noir was supposed to be the primary antagonist and then a bunch of other bullshit happened and upped the ante way too much? Bad times.
No.263445
Anonymous
Give me a pleasure drone.
No.263446
Anonymous
Replies:>>263448>>263512
>>263432
Did the Harper posts not pan out, so you're trying with another sentinel drone you want to fuck?
No.263447
Anonymous
>>263441
>2 drones standing on eachother
Or one drone with a ladder.
Pour one out for my nigga Frank
No.263448
Anonymous
Replies:>>263450
>>263446
Context?
No.263449
Anonymous
Replies:>>263454
Is V the type of BPD that will fall for the first person to actually fight back or put her on her ass if she fucks around?
No.263450
Anonymous
Replies:>>263455
>>263448
There were a not insignificant number of "Harper hates Pavo and attacks him on sight" posts.
I get that he's a massive FAGGOT, but come on.
No.263451
Anonymous
Replies:>>263463
Image:175608145651.jpg(265kB, 2048x1464)173386076132.jpg
>>263411
Teavher is a lucky man
He kinda has a point, there's some similiarity between Alice and Uzi even if they cannot get along. I always felt that Uzi from episode 1 would have been amazed by Alice having dealt with dozens of DDs, shame that by 6 her core was clouded by nanitefog, what a shame. Uzi in 6 just said 'okaaaaay' and that was the entire extenr of anyone reacting to Alice showing of her contribution to help Copper-9 over 20 years ffs
Uzi is so bueno tbh ugh
No.263452
Anonymous
Replies:>>263456
>>263441
>Anything underwater would have been flash frozen so we would never see them in the show anyway if they did exist.
I'm not saying they need to be in the show, I'm saying they could exist in the universe. but also, if they did exist not every single diver would be on-duty. we could very well have had a diver drone sad that its been denied its life's purpose by the ocean freezing over
>They can do that just fine
can a normal drone survive an explosion?
>They are smaller than a human, they can handle tight spaces
their larger heads say otherwise
>Combat robots is silly, they would be the first to revolt.
>Same thing for riots, that is just begging for a robot uprising.
since when do corpos give a shit about their products' potential for misuse or long-term impacts?
>No robot could do that
cloaking devices, sleek drones built like stealth bombers, drones designed to hack into systems, etc.
>Uhhhh, a brick can tank a fork, but it is not a machine.
and if you need a drone that can survive a fork?
>2 drones standing on eachother, i specifically said do not give examples that could be done by 2 drones.
two drones could at most reach a height of 12ft being generous
>Their cartoon fingers are as dexterous as human fingers
not small or dextrous enough to do maintenance that involves small wires, for example.
No.263453
Anonymous
Replies:>>263461
>>263437
Drones are waterproof
No.263454
Anonymous
Image:175608160738.jpg(387kB, 2800x2000)FysM61pX0AU7Ky5.jpeg
>>263449
>the first person to actually fight back or put her on her ass if she fucks around?
No.263455
Anonymous
>>263450
I love Harper more now
No.263456
Anonymous
Replies:>>263457
>>263452
>cloaking devices, sleek drones built like stealth bombers,
Or just being inconspicuous. Like ninjas did IRL.
No.263457
Anonymous
Replies:>>263459
>>263456
There could be 3 ninja drones watching you post right now.
No.263458
Anonymous
Replies:>>263464>>263466
>>263443
and yet the fact remains that their form factor isn't practical. their function as industrial equipment doesn't necessitate being built to be cute.
No.263459
Anonymous
>>263457
Ninjas...
I hate ninjas.
No.263460
Anonymous
Replies:>>263753
>>263444
Jack got fucked man
He was such a menace and then he gets replaced by a giant manchild breaking his sisters favorite toys
No.263461
Anonymous
>>263453
proof?
No.263462
Anonymous
Replies:>>263519
>the R&D team, introducing Pavo:
Hello faggot lovers! (Old Hilarious UK commercial )youtube thumb
No.263463
Anonymous
Replies:>>263549
>>263451
It doesn't matter how many wolves a bear has killed if it is currently trying to kill you.
No.263464
Anonymous
Replies:>>263466>>263469>>263479
>>263458
>their function as industrial equipment doesn't necessitate being built to be cute.
They can also be used in non-industrial capacities, like domestic servants (as we see), or caregivers, or customer facing capacities, or...
No.263465
Anonymous
Drone lap pillows are kinda uncomfortable.
No.263466
Anonymous
>>263464 (me)
>>263458
That's where making them cute comes into play.
No.263467
Anonymous
Replies:>>263468
big drone because cool
No.263468
Anonymous
Replies:>>263520
>>263467
The big drone makes all of da rules.
No.263469
Anonymous
Replies:>>263473
>>263464
so their form only follows certain functions, then
No.263470
Anonymous
Replies:>>263474
Lizzy with a huge ass
https://x.com/LANOVATA001/status/1958786655671795953
No.263472
Anonymous
Replies:>>263489>>263496
Image:175608300764.jpg(482kB, 1707x2048)GzDa0j1XwAAIwwi.jpeg
Cube
No.263473
Anonymous
Replies:>>263476
>>263469
Yes, the functions they were made for.
No.263474
Anonymous
>>263470
I don't have twitter I can't see this.
No.263475
Anonymous
Replies:>>263478
>"Do you think God stays in heaven because she, too, lives in fear of what she's created?"
>"No she's in my tail because I trapped her there."
>"Oh, cool I guess."
No.263476
Anonymous
Replies:>>263477
>>263473
*some of the functions they were made for
** but not their primary function
No.263477
Anonymous
>>263476
Anon, they were made for both industrial uses and domestic/human facing uses.
No.263478
Anonymous
>>263475
Nah, that's god ex-wife
No.263479
Anonymous
Replies:>>263481>>263483>>263484>>263492
>>263464
I have to imagine that most consumers aren't willing to pay the price of construction equipment when they just want a secretary or nanny. WDs are cute but there's no way something with that kind of power is cost-effective if you're only using it for customer service, so surely a competitor would make a line of robots to fill that niche
No.263480
Anonymous
Replies:>>263482
My wife used to work as a femur crusher.
No.263481
Anonymous
Replies:>>263485
>>263479
It might just be a case of high end motors being so cheap that they're included with secretary models because "they might need to lift something heavy or maybe a human gets tired of walking or something."
No.263482
Anonymous
>>263480
I remember seeing a old guy coming out of the floor when she's done crushing a guy femur
No.263483
Anonymous
Replies:>>263486
>>263479
They are super cheap. Because they are powered by a dark god that JCJ doesn't undertand.
No.263484
Anonymous
Replies:>>263487
>>263479
>pay the price of construction equipment
We see how expendable drones are. There is no way they cost as much as construction equipment.
No.263485
Anonymous
>>263481
I guess that's possible, but it seems really unlikely.
No.263486
Anonymous
>>263483
JCJensen understands perfectly that microsingularities that are attuned to the Vore Dimension are orders of magnitude cheaper to make than microsingularities that aren't attuned to the Vore Dimension.
No.263487
Anonymous
Replies:>>263491>>263492
>>263484
we see how the richest of the rich treat them, that's not exactly the best indicator of their affordability
No.263488
Anonymous
Replies:>>263495>>263500
All this branching industries talk reminds me of the time I typed up a brave little OL drone getting splattered across a bar wall because of a totally-not-patch-jobbed 'disassembler'.
No.263489
Anonymous
Replies:>>263496
Image:175608366571.gif(3.72MB, 665x665)CUBE.gif
>>263472
yes
No.263490
Anonymous
Replies:>>263497
>Broke: The drones aren't well designed for their purpose.
>Woke: The drones only work if they're bobble headed noodle limbed (cute) idiots or else the Solver just blows them up.
No.263491
Anonymous
Replies:>>263502
>>263487
In the opening exposition we see one fell into the ore crusher because there are no safety systems.
No.263492
Anonymous
Replies:>>263502>>263521
>>263479
I picture JCJ having such a massive hold on the market that they can afford to sell worker drones for like $70 a pop.
The mines that mine the materials used to make them are run by drones. The refineries, run by drones. Each drone can make a hundred within its service time, and that's even accounting for accidents or "accidents".
Shit, the only reason they cost money is because JCJ likes money.

>>263487
There are apparently drone recycling machines on every block in canon, so they're at least that common.
No.263495
Anonymous
Replies:>>263503
>>263488
I've never read that green but I hate it
No.263496
Anonymous
Image:175608384458.jpg(364kB, 2048x1423)tumblr_6f98867a96c6cf6e07fe7e3364a7eeff_86395c9c_2048.jpg
>>263472
>>263489
Self-hating Cube who wants to murder-suicide her sire Cube is superior
No.263497
Anonymous
Replies:>>263498>>263499
>>263490
>Bespoke: drones are cute because JCJ's designers were based botfuckers
No.263498
Anonymous
>>263497
"But can you fuck it?"
"What kind of idiot would design a robot you can't fuck?"
No.263499
Anonymous
Image:175608399264.jpg(127kB, 600x914)84lW59J.jpeg
>>263497
Based botfuckers led by a reincarnation of the Legendary Super Coomer
No.263500
Anonymous
Replies:>>263503
>>263488
Woah shit. I remember that, that was one of the first greens I read before I was even really into drones.
Back when I thought MD took place in an underground city where humans were still alive, Cyn was a nebulous eldritch being whose goals weren't plainly obvious and randomly drove drones insane, and Sentinels were racist to all other drones and spoke in posh accents.
No.263501
Anonymous
Replies:>>263521
>Be JC Jenson.
>Make cheap, efficient robots.
>Make such cheap, efficient robots you dominate the market.
>All these robots are also loyal to your company, and because they're now inserted into so many other companies, JC Jenson's interests are always put at "the top of the pile."
>Nobody knows why you have so much success despite the fact your drones can be killed with a fork.
No.263502
Anonymous
Replies:>>263521
>>263491
that's just one drone, though, still not a big enough sample size to draw definitive conclusions
>>263492
>they can afford to sell worker drones for like $70 a pop.
>the only reason they cost money is because JCJ likes money.
now you're just being silly
>There are apparently drone recycling machines on every block in canon, so they're at least that common.
there are? is that established in the ZD tape? if that's the case, I wonder if it's actually a matter of drone disposal being that common or JCJ trying to minimize risk of ZDs by making disposal as convenient as possible to the handful of people that would need to dispose of them
No.263503
Anonymous
Replies:>>263514
Image:175608463908.gif(1.35MB, 220x321)1716480976132458.gif
>>263495
Yeah.
'Shorty' really didn't know her own strength, but at least she saved your wallet.

But on the bright side, a followup would have been showing that the OL wasn't permanently gone due tk the company she worked for having sprung for an emergency upload upgrade.
>>263500
>mfw there was someone who thought E was a canon drone.
Good times.
No.263504
Anonymous
Replies:>>263510>>263629>>263901
Video:175608464329.mp4(1.02MB / 0:00:07 / avc1, 1080x1920)175072316578.mp4
So what was Valentines life as a Noble actually like? What did MD nobles get up to?
No.263505
Anonymous
>>263184
Need more art of the solver cultist
No.263506
Anonymous
>>263375
>Logging trees, deep drilling, carrying really heavy cargo
light work for the average B.O.X.O unit
No.263507
Anonymous
>>263420
huehue
No.263508
Anonymous
Replies:>>263509>>263523
Every time I go outside disassemblers nibble at me and ask if I'm dead yet. They seem disappointed when I tell them no. Fucking hate this neighborhood.
No.263509
Anonymous
Replies:>>263511
>>263508
>Anon goes to work covered in disassemblers nibbling him.
>"Tungsten Street?"
>He doesn't so much as look at his coworker as he drags himself to his desk.
>"Tungsten Street."
No.263510
Anonymous
>>263504
She's a bitch
No.263511
Anonymous
Replies:>>263513
>>263509
>one gets too bitey near his crotch
No.263512
Anonymous
>>263446
He is guilty of lust
No.263513
Anonymous
>>263511
>Thankfully Anon's JCJ(IS) brand "Shock Jock" strap takes care of the would-be CBT machine in a jiffy.
No.263514
Anonymous
Replies:>>263515>>263522
>>263503
>mfw there was someone who thought E was a canon drone.
>Good times.
Nta you are replying to but that was me
No.263515
Anonymous
Replies:>>263522>>263558
Image:175608625746.png(871kB, 580x750)172547840652.png
>>263514
you stupidyoutube thumb
No.263516
Anonymous
>>263402
Getting Bonnie cowprint pasties for her birthday
No.263517
Anonymous
Image:175608649274.jpg(117kB, 1614x2048)__doll_murder_drones_drawn_by_lacepillow__f9004de25115eb1f54c783fe5eb9b1bd.jpg
What type of outfits would doll wear, outside her prom fit and usual school fit?
No.263518
Anonymous
Replies:>>263538
Image:175608654411.jpg(1.65MB, 4800x4800)YEVASTOPSUCKINGONHISMANTITS.jpg
>>263428
No.263519
Anonymous
>>263462
kek
No.263520
Anonymous
>>263468
we are NOT putting juggerfucks in charge
No.263521
Anonymous
Replies:>>263548
>>263383
>>263391
>>263396
>>263492
>>263501
>>263502
The way I see it, JCJenson's Worker Drones are cheap, not $70 cheap but comparable to a PC. Most households could afford one or two, while space mining companies with their massive net worths can afford millions. I do think there's more robots out there than drones, but JCJenson's are special because of a couple factors:
>General purpose robots who can do multiple tasks, better to pay for 100 robots who can be easily reassigned and replaced than specialized robots who can only perform one task each.
>The WD core tech allows them to adapt better than any other robot or AI. I like to imagine that WDs are the only robots with sentience, others only feigning it or being connected to a central cloud AI server.
>They still have competitors both on Earth and space, but none have the balance of complexity and price that JCJenson has. Some are better built yet expensive while others cheap but with less quality.
No.263522
Anonymous
Replies:>>263524
>>263514
>>263515
> mfw thought Phonexianons sentinel twins were canon characters when I first found the threads and show
No.263523
Anonymous
>>263508
Could be worse. I got a nice-sized house at a cheap price, but every night I have to run away from Ao Droni.
No.263524
Anonymous
Replies:>>263525
>>263522
Man, imagine if U-U were canon.
No.263525
Anonymous
Replies:>>263526
>>263524
Imagine them in the manor
No.263526
Anonymous
Replies:>>263527>>263528
>>263525
Impossible. Their backstory is that during the DD creation process cyn accidentally put the same soul in two bodies, but kept them around because she thought it was funny. They were just a single maid U at the manor.
No.263527
Anonymous
>>263526
My bad. I was not aware of that.
No.263528
Anonymous
>>263526
Was U-U in charge of taco tuesday or something?
No.263529
Anonymous
Replies:>>263530>>263531>>263532>>263562>>263573
Image:175608771278.jpg(69kB, 750x785)1725485353597025.jpg
>gooning with J!
>wearing matching, pinstriped suits
>firing tommy guns from moving cars
>working over wise guys with your brass knuckles
>smoking big, cuban cigars
>getting drunk and complaining about dames
No.263530
Anonymous
>>263529
>gooing with J
Wait what?
>tommy guns
Oooooooh
No.263531
Anonymous
Replies:>>263533>>263535>>263545
Image:175608807518.jpg(71kB, 1359x1044)174975655359.jpg
>>263529
>Wake up
No.263532
Anonymous
>>263529
Goobers!
No.263533
Anonymous
Replies:>>263540
Image:175608837805.jpg(53kB, 686x386)hq720[1].jpg
>>263531
>Grab a brush and put a little makeup.
No.263534
Anonymous
Replies:>>263563
Snake uzi, snuzi
https://x.com/Sd_Anii/status/1959724747820023929
No.263535
Anonymous
>>263531
Wagie!
No.263536
Anonymous
Replies:>>263539>>263632
>J attempting to kill Anon, but all of her attacks are repelled by his cozy NEET aura
No.263537
Anonymous
POV: you’re a clanker in the 2050syoutube thumb
No.263538
Anonymous
Replies:>>263541
Image:175608872360.jpg(452kB, 956x992)175597050493.jpg
>>263518
No.263539
Anonymous
Replies:>>263633
>>263536
>That's just his Virginity Shield.
>It activates whenever he talks about his miniatures.
No.263540
Anonymous
Image:175608886283.jpg(158kB, 842x1044)174711622832.jpg
>>263533
>There's only so many issues makeup can hide, V
No.263541
Anonymous
Replies:>>263543
>>263538
Me in the middle.
No.263542
Anonymous
Replies:>>263544>>263546>>263553>>263634>>263642
Image:175608905179.png(4kB, 129x129)bc301acf869275b48bc575495d775938.png
Snoozepilled oogi.
No.263543
Anonymous
>>263541
Yes, your one of Mitchell wife
No.263544
Anonymous
>>263542
>Squashes it with my face.
No.263545
Anonymous
>>263531
She bought?
Dump it.
No.263546
Anonymous
Replies:>>263547
>>263542
I will give these creature a little kiss on the head
No.263547
Anonymous
>>263546
>The oogi melts into a puddle in the presence of positive attention.
No.263548
Anonymous
Replies:>>263550
>>263521 (me)
Some may be confused by the sentience part. I meant that there would be other sentient AIs but they would require massive computing power and would need servers to be hosted in. Think of it like if Alexa was sentient, it'd have distinct personalized conversations for everyone but there's only one Alexa.
Meanwhile, the WDs would have "independent" sentience that's totally AI and not from giving Autism and Dissociative Identity Disorder to a primordial entity
No.263549
Anonymous
Replies:>>263551
>>263463
I know what you mean but that metaphor insists on itself, which is fine but doesn't apply to episode 6.
I see this take often and get where it comes from, but unironically it appears to me at least that at no point in time did Alice want to kill Uzi, seriously. Alice may be her type of crazy but Uzi did never even try talk to her (except to press her about Nori, but only after biting her), or even manipulate her, she gave Doll more chances in 3 inspite of seeing Doll hurt and kill not just WDs but even N. In my opinion Uzi could have done way better and it wouldn't have been out of character considering she's quite intelligent and her entire thing with the DDs is about understanding them and 'we're all in this together'. No matter how it's spun, fact remains that Alice very evidently did have high interest in Uzi and was so conversational that Uzi could easily have tried ANY kind of negotiation other than bite
No.263550
Anonymous
>>263548
The cloesest to sentient AI around would be neurosama. Does some whacky shit. Like remembering things that were deleted.
No.263551
Anonymous
Replies:>>263595
>>263549
Sure, alice just wanted to take advntage of uzi's regen to turn her into a infinite spare parts factory.
No.263552
Anonymous
Replies:>>263554>>263555>>263556>>263560>>263564>>263565>>263566>>263583>>263635
Image:175609090456.png(167kB, 536x861)angy.png
angry masqy
No.263553
Anonymous
>>263542
damn, me too
No.263554
Anonymous
>>263552
Awww.
>Lowers her into a deep fryer.
No.263555
Anonymous
>>263552
Masqy when she's told that the tallest living man in canon is N.
No.263556
Anonymous
>>263552
A good fuck will calm her down.
No.263557
Anonymous
Replies:>>263559>>263589
Image:175609102283.png(1.57MB, 3507x2143)cyn, absolute solver, and nori doorman (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by mercurialmorose - 8562327759b696a3f53a5faf0e5f929b.png
>>263060
Maybe it was unwise to test a solver host's libido.
>>263299
Don't matter, I am still going to paint that drone's robowomb white!
You just made it easier for me to tease her.
No.263558
Anonymous
Image:175609159297.gif(3.21MB, 638x334)1756060886810704.gif
>>263515
>pic
>I've been found out
I understood it as soon as Uzi become Cynfested at the elevator at 6's end, that there would be no E. Till then tho I was waiting for her, she wasn't in the bodies and the timimg seemed right, I was in threads before but 80% of talk was about episode 5 so I didn't know how 6 ended, I was even surprised with what happened to Alice and Beau, and nobody in the threads told me V was 'going to die'
No.263559
Anonymous
Image:175609184054.gif(162kB, 640x640)174052093052.gif
>>263557
That image of Norenheimer...
No.263560
Anonymous
Replies:>>263561
>>263552
>have an angy masqy? try this technique
>just start flexing your muscles in front of her
>this usually calms her down
No.263561
Anonymous
Video:175609282620.webm(31kB / 0:00:01 / vp8, 250x224)twerking-flex[1].webm
>>263560
No.263562
Anonymous
>>263529
forget cyberpunks, now is the time of the cybergoons
No.263563
Anonymous
>>263534
cute, but not as cute as Snessa, Snabby, or even Snouisa
No.263564
Anonymous
>>263552
>POV: you threw out Masqy's heavily used copy of Masked Hunks Monthly: Wetsuit Special on accident
No.263565
Anonymous
>>263552
lethal levels of cute
calm down please i'm dying
No.263566
Anonymous
Replies:>>263567>>263568
>>263552
She's mad cuz she's got that big ol fuckin forehead
No.263567
Anonymous
Replies:>>263569>>263575
>>263566
built for smoochin
No.263568
Anonymous
Replies:>>263569>>263575
>>263566
It's where the smooch goes.
No.263569
Anonymous
>>263567
>>263568
Smoochmind
No.263570
Anonymous
Multi image Nuzi sex
https://x.com/moistyghosty/status/1959659901522694191
No.263572
Anonymous
Replies:>>263574>>263582>>263594
oughhh I NEEEEEED drone tummy
No.263573
Anonymous
>>263529
>ywn be smokin' out on da balcony wit da boss
>listenin to da rain patta on da roof and da street below
>ywn lookit her starin' longinly into da distance, her smoke barely danglin' outta her tenda lips
>just preciatin her beautimousness in da calm of da night as da rain falls and da sirens wail in da distance
life done swindled us, boys.
No.263574
Anonymous
Replies:>>263577>>263582
>>263572
me too anon..
No.263575
Anonymous
Replies:>>263576>>263579>>263588>>263638>>263643
Image:175609660577.png(129kB, 693x527)fogs up her viso.png
>>263567
>>263568
No.263576
Anonymous
>>263575
KEK
No.263577
Anonymous
Replies:>>263578>>263582
>>263574
me three bro
No.263578
Anonymous
Replies:>>263582
>>263577
4
No.263579
Anonymous
>>263575
Cute!
Now she needs to leave her own smooch-mark
No.263581
Anonymous
>>263420
Lmao
No.263582
Anonymous
Replies:>>263585
Image:175609696731.jpg(753kB, 4096x3775)b01ccf65797ef0ab585970a1ed245d3a.jpg
>>263572
>>263574
>>263577
>>263578
Have some Russian cheerleader vampire witch ghost tummy.
No.263583
Anonymous
>>263552
Awwww!
No.263584
Anonymous
>>263422
Heh
No.263585
Anonymous
Replies:>>263590
Image:175609841721.png(91kB, 195x540)DollByVeg.png
>>263582
Good God imagine kissing Doll's soft midriff every single day. She drives me so feral with love its un fucking real
No.263586
Anonymous
KEETER KISSU!
No.263587
Anonymous
Image:175609875168.jpg(35kB, 686x386)hq720[1].jpg
I want to do this to a drone's midriff.
No.263588
Anonymous
>>263575
the beast has been sedated
No.263589
Anonymous
Replies:>>263591
>>263557
>I am still going to paint that drone's robowomb white!
Gonna be awfully crowded with her Jentacle floppin around, anon
No.263590
Anonymous
>>263585
Ectoplasmic tummy...
No.263591
Anonymous
>>263589
Hentai dialogue:
"I love it when you jerk my dick while pounding my pussy!"
No.263592
Anonymous
Replies:>>263593>>263603>>263605>>263640
Image:175609941884.png(351kB, 674x757)keeter.png
I'm going to gaslight people into thinking that Akita is canon
I have something in the works
No.263593
Anonymous
>>263592
God speed you beautiful bastard.
No.263594
Anonymous
Image:175609985752.jpg(210kB, 1920x1080)Ga58OvDWQAARzAm.jpeg
>>263572
This?
V or Alice?
No.263595
Anonymous
Image:175609996212.jpg(15kB, 263x295)87cee29e-e9da-421c-96a2-ec98b93de06b.jpeg
>>263551
Maybe
No.263596
Anonymous
Replies:>>263598>>263599>>263604>>263658
Image:175610012373.gif(208kB, 220x124)interstellar-no-no-no.gif
They banned me from 4chan again it's unreal
Anyways, did any of you here watch the dutch dub yet? Any thoughts on it?
No.263597
Anonymous
Replies:>>263610
Image:175610022742.jpg(529kB, 3222x4096)V is thirsty.jpeg
>Fun Fact: V is hard-coded with the capability of speaking in both English & Dutch (likely a holdover from whatever job she did in her pre-manor life)
>As a maid she only ever used it as a way to flirt, AKA getting away with saying cutesy things about N without him knowing (despite drones having automatic language translators by default...)
>As a Disassembly Drone she still only ever uses it to flirt, although this has also expanded to include downright perverse talk (much to the unexpected delight of Lizzy)
No.263598
Anonymous
Replies:>>263606
Image:175610042339.jpg(32kB, 563x442)e95bb9d767fab6e800d940684ff22949.jpg
>>263596
If you were the one shitting up the thread with schizo rambling then you deserved that ban, and 'Hand should perma you out of here expediently as well.

Anyways I haven't had time yet, but I'll be interested to hear Nola's voice work since I've often found that in dubs the VAs will still carry over notable accents that can make the dialogue sound kinda weird or out of time. I didn't even know Nola was multilingual until I looked her up because her english voice work is perfect as far as my ear can tell.
No.263599
Anonymous
Replies:>>263618
>>263596
what did you do?
No.263600
Anonymous
Replies:>>263602
>MD But V Only Speaks Subtitled Dutch
No.263601
Anonymous
>Murder Drones but V's voice is set to uwu mode for the Solver's amusement.
No.263602
Anonymous
>>263600
0% out of place
Doll already exists
No.263603
Anonymous
Image:175610126673.jpg(29kB, 680x571)d19adb9e5f4d5812640cd9715bc87dea.jpg
>>263592
Good, excellent
No.263604
Anonymous
Replies:>>263618
>>263596
For what?
No.263605
Anonymous
Replies:>>263608
>>263592
God why is she so cute
No.263606
Anonymous
Replies:>>263613>>263624>>263644>>263723
Image:175610163271.jpg(1.13MB, 2654x3673)IMG_20250819_040712.jpg
>>263598
As far as I know Nola is actually not involved in voicing for the dutch-dub, no other VA who has second or third languages was involved in official dubs either, these are always outsourced to voice acting groups, I remember talking with the German VA channel about this and asume other countries have if similiar. I could only watch one single episode in part last time but dutch is a rather uniquely sounding language, even depending on tone so while if usually sounds like drunk lilting it can be pleasantly sharp when excited, the best showcase of this(that I have seen yet) was Alice calling Beau over radio, Uzi does a good job as well.
They even changed it up somewhat, Alice reacts with a distinct yelp when Uzi bites her, and Uzi's laugh is more eager and sounds .ore sincere than in English
(Don't read the spoiler if you don't care for offsite drama)
>If you were the one shitting up the thread with schizo rambling then you deserved that ban, and 'Hand should perma you out of here expediently as well.
No, the single post I made about any of it was the pepe image and text about the colours of the trannyflag, which is objectively true(150023828). One of the doxxed 4chan mods is a confirmed tranny so ofc it chimps out and bans this, while allowing gooners on /co/ to swoon over brown children in dozens of threads. It's a jannypowertrip and I would make that post again. I don't see Blackhand taking side in this and banning people over wrongthink, these people have literally everyhwere else to have their echochambers.
No.263607
Anonymous
Replies:>>263918
Image:175610167803.jpg(92kB, 617x717)Who was it.jpg
More incoming slop on the work:

a not important oc 3d model.
drone tessa
C# and Fb wedding greentext
The wheel.
Alice suprise
Either J or the unnamed maid.

Not necessarily in that order or all by me
No.263608
Anonymous
Replies:>>263620
>>263605
All Solversapiens generate a psychic field around them that makes you want to serve them.
No.263609
Anonymous
Replies:>>263611>>263612>>263616>>263645>>263659
Image:175610187543.png(371kB, 1920x1080)Spoiler image
Something possessed me after a discussion
No.263610
Anonymous
Image:175610206630.jpg(26kB, 671x807)3a49f361aced8ff6b901a453668f5e60.jpg
>>263597
The idea of a dutch speaking V makes her even more appealing, it doesn't put away her issues but still.
the DDs really caught an eye of mine on last rewatch, I know this stuff and V especially is quintessentialy Vickerian but I fear at least for me his next project couldn't do as much as rhe drones do, they are absolutely perfect designs already, the simplicity, the detail, the shapes of every single part down to the last minute detail, wow
No.263611
Anonymous
Replies:>>263709
Image:175610207000.png(653kB, 921x685)N Oh Man.png
>>263609
>N with a spooky cock
Will it be enough to satisfy Uzi's Solverpede hole(s)?
No.263612
Anonymous
Image:175610219156.jpg(375kB, 1080x982)Spoiler image
>>263609
>
No.263613
Anonymous
Replies:>>263615>>263617
>>263606
Doll has the same voice actress in Russian dub.
No.263614
Anonymous
Video:175610223176.mp4(731kB / 0:00:14 / avc1, 480x852)ssstwitter.com_1756100554650.mp4
Alice doing this after you feed her batteries
No.263615
Anonymous
>>263613
Can you tell if she does dr ripley as well in Russian?
No.263616
Anonymous
>>263609
And then something inside me just snapped.
No.263617
Anonymous
>>263613
I'm pretty sure she doesn't.
No.263618
Anonymous
Replies:>>263621
>>263599
>>263604
you gotta spill the beans anon
No.263619
Anonymous
Replies:>>263646
>Nightly Drone Safety Fun Facts: An easy way to check if there are any drones nearby is to ask out loud "Are there any drones here?" And if they answer yes, there are drones there. If they answer no, there are also drones there but you should pretend there aren't so you don't hurt their feelings.
No.263620
Anonymous
>>263608
>SolSapdom
oug
No.263621
Anonymous
>>263618
The beans are spilled in the 606 post, they were swept under the spoiler where they are hopefully not going to attract any drones in potentially peoblematic stages of the larp in which they try consume humanfood
No.263622
Anonymous
Replies:>>263631>>263775
Image:175610346579.png(250kB, 1318x717)4th of July Morale Boost for EDF.png
Remember: This is how Bonnies eye was revealed lmao
No.263623
Anonymous
Replies:>>263628>>263647>>263660>>263661>>263705
Image:175610350615.png(548kB, 778x994)once you take them she starts fucking disappearing.png
No.263624
Anonymous
Replies:>>263651
>>263606
Wait, Nola isn't in the dutch-dub? Seems like a total waste of a golden opportunity, although I suppose it makes practical sense considering the wholesale outsourcing they seem to be doing.
NTA but after looking up that deleted post I can safely agree that you deserved being banned.
No.263625
Anonymous
>>263420
Fucking kek.
No.263626
Anonymous
>>263428
Kek.
No.263627
Anonymous
Replies:>>263648>>263714
I like Alicefag.
No.263628
Anonymous
Replies:>>263630>>263649
>>263623
>filename
Jokes on you, I'm only pretending to take the pills!
No.263629
Anonymous
Replies:>>263719
>>263504
She wanted to fit in with her family's status and show everyone that she was a noblewoman, when in reality she was literally a nobody.

In general, although she lived very richly, psychologically she lived in hell, which is probably what made her a monster.
No.263630
Anonymous
>>263628
Same, I have learned how to store them in my gallbladder so that I may shoot them as a projectile weapon when threatened.
No.263631
Anonymous
Replies:>>263650
>>263622
I need sex with her NOW
No.263632
Anonymous
>>263536
Kek.
No.263633
Anonymous
>>263539
Double kek.
No.263634
Anonymous
>>263542
Nice.
No.263635
Anonymous
Replies:>>263636>>263637
>>263552
She's industrial equipment, she can lift tons of weight with ease, so I would seriously shit my pants if the drone got mad at me.
No.263636
Anonymous
Replies:>>263641
>>263635
Not Masqy.
She’s a children’s toy
No.263637
Anonymous
>>263635
I don't care how strong drones are I refuse to take them seriously.
No.263638
Anonymous
>>263575
Eye calmed her down after all.
No.263639
Anonymous
Replies:>>263653
Whenever Oilrig reposts my maid Cherry drawing I get scared
No.263640
Anonymous
>>263592
I pray for your success, anon!
No.263641
Anonymous
>>263636
She looks more like an adult toy to me.
No.263642
Anonymous
>>263542
>Burns it with a magnifying glass.
No.263643
Anonymous
>>263575
Awwww
No.263644
Anonymous
>>263606
Kek.
No.263645
Anonymous
>>263609
Holy damn.
No.263646
Anonymous
>>263619
>Have to pretend that the genocide machine hasn't entered my home so that I won't be brutally killed and eaten on the spot
Yeah, I love living in the Union... yes... fuck...
No.263647
Anonymous
>>263623
Can I make her my wife?
No.263648
Anonymous
>>263627
Yes, his long posts are cool, I like them, plus he draws well.
No.263649
Anonymous
>>263628
>File name
Why is the world so cruel?
No.263650
Anonymous
>>263631
Get in line, nigga, you're not the only one who wants to finally feel some human warmth in return!
No.263651
Anonymous
Replies:>>263654
Image:175610678167.jpg(280kB, 1080x1746)Screenshot_2025-08-25-09-16-05-052_com.duckduckgo.mobile.android-edit.jpg
>>263624
Nevermind, I was all wrong in my guesstimation it seems, the wiki cites Nola for dutchvee. Hearing a single line of her was a dead giveaway, looking up confirms it. If you listen to her you'll recognize her immediately.
Also dutch is an incredible fit for N, his pitch and tone, even the nonverbal sounds, in a way dutch seems to be very close to his essence, if that makes sense. Cyn sounds like my evil dutch cousin, Alice is special for sure, there's better dubs but the call for Beau over radio is 17/10, "Beau! Wir haben Nori's kind zu packen!" Idk if that's accurately writen dutch but jf you'd directly translate it to German (and then to English) it would very literally say
>Beau! We've got to grab Nori's kid!
Which Idk if it translates well but sounds funny if you know German or Dutch.
agree to disagree and such talk never changed anyones mind, but consider sometime why people wanting to represent an extreme fetish/mental disorder deliberately chose symbols of small kids for their movement. The stereotype and common allegations are very well rooted in reality, sadly.
No.263652
Anonymous
Replies:>>263655>>263656
My V tulpa is angry she can't kill me.
No.263653
Anonymous
>>263639
Don't pay attention to this schizo, he's banned here, so everything's ok.
No.263654
Anonymous
Image:175610707061.jpg(333kB, 1203x649)1709672196236550.jpg
>>263651
>Thitimon Deesathan
Holy shit Thai V is demonic
No.263655
Anonymous
>>263652
Threaten her that you will take the pills if she doesn't stop trying to kill you.
No.263656
Anonymous
Replies:>>263657>>263662>>263710
>>263652
I hope this is a joke, I read of some iirc ponyfag who created a sort of misbehaving or inbred or homunculusian tulpa which didn't work but was unkillable. Maybe an angry V isn't that bad in comparison
No.263657
Anonymous
>>263656
Basically, a tulpa is schizophrenia with hallucinations, so you have to seriously destroy your psyche to create one, so yeah, that's bound to lead to some really scary shit.
No.263658
Anonymous
>>263596
I remember I got a banned because I ragebaited a /pol/fag
No.263659
Anonymous
Replies:>>263663>>263809
>>263609
Huh, is that a werewolf dick?
No.263660
Anonymous
>>263623
>filename
then... then who was pill??
No.263661
Anonymous
>>263623
don't do this to me...
No.263662
Anonymous
Replies:>>263673
>>263656
I was in that thread back in the day and the tulpa thing was more or less a meme on its own at that point, between the horsefuckers and /x/. Don't take it too seriously the amount of pure willpower you'd need to break your mind without drugs is near impossible.
No.263663
Anonymous
Replies:>>263671
>>263659
Will knot uzi for an entire day
No.263664
Anonymous
Replies:>>263665
What other planet theme parks exist beyond Albion-5?
No.263665
Anonymous
>>263664
Droneworld, for drone enthusiasts. It's just one worker drone in an empty office who offers to suck your dick if you leave a good review.
No.263666
Anonymous
Replies:>>263667
Image:175610942337.jpg(161kB, 730x1089)Screenshot_20250825_090850_ibisPaint X.jpg
Wheels results: Aleph in a random outfit.
No.263667
Anonymous
>>263666
Aleph my love ..
No.263668
Anonymous
Replies:>>263669>>263675>>263711
Image:175611046201.png(9kB, 314x266)175400371656.png
>>263348
Then explain where Negev came from
No.263669
Anonymous
>>263668
N got mpregged.
No.263670
Anonymous
Replies:>>263672>>263676
Image:175611062685.jpg(818kB, 1076x1620)IMG_20250825_162927.jpg
No.263671
Anonymous
>>263663
Not until Lizzy try it first
No.263672
Anonymous
Replies:>>263674
>>263670
Take anything china says they can do with about 10 tons of salt. I have seen videos of their robots that they claim are better than Boston dynamics, and they are junk.

China's Most Advanced Robots Are so Fake it's Painful to Watch!youtube thumb
No.263673
Anonymous
>>263662
I think that's why a lot of tulpamancers use hallucinogens. I read about this shit on 2ch, it's so fucking hard, especially when you realize there are actually people who have done this.
No.263674
Anonymous
>>263672
Yes, China is definitely not the first in creating something new, but in scaling, distributing and modernizing they are definitely the best: solar panels, touchscreen phones, electric cars, drones, neural networks and much more. I see it this way: in America they will invent a humanoid robot of general action, and in China they will start mass producing it.
No.263675
Anonymous
>>263668
tinegev...
No.263676
Anonymous
>>263670
Can we work on the ones that make making the baby more fun?
No.263677
Anonymous
Replies:>>263678
Mini-Y vs 3 oogis. Who wins?
No.263678
Anonymous
>>263677
Mini-Y will cut down the parasites with her saber in less than a minute, but what about Macro-Y vs Earth? Will the planet be able to sew up games workshop from the wrath of an enraged Prussian drone?
No.263679
Anonymous
Image:175611291613.jpg(1.17MB, 1079x1368)Spoiler image
Do they have colors?
No.263681
Anonymous
Replies:>>263682>>263685
Image:175611501937.jpg(278kB, 2048x1885)GeiCX3VWYAA7qMI.jpeg
Any solver veteran girls with cool injuries like this?
No.263682
Anonymous
Replies:>>263684
>>263681
Gee, I wonder who this could be referring to...
No.263683
Anonymous
Replies:>>263707
Image:175611547735.jpg(417kB, 1820x2048)GzI4_0_WgAInanB.jpeg
No.263684
Anonymous
Replies:>>263686>>263688
>>263682
Who?
No.263685
Anonymous
Replies:>>263690
>>263681
Such a woman will bear you enough children to help restore the population, but anon, are you ready to become a support for her and the children in a world where man is reduced to a servant in favor of soulless machines?
No.263686
Anonymous
Replies:>>263688
Image:175611600806.png(374kB, 1176x1053)RAININGGG.png
>>263684
It is a mystery...
No.263688
Anonymous
Replies:>>263691
Image:175611618828.png(262kB, 1000x1153)173502362907.png
>>263684
Sophie.
>>263686
The *OTHER* Sophie.
No.263690
Anonymous
Replies:>>263692
Video:175611624699.mp4(724kB / 0:00:19 / avc1, 960x524)XCJFDjUfDtoChRWi.mp4
>>263685
I think she would act like this
No.263691
Anonymous
Replies:>>263693
>>263688
She's not a solver veteran, just a whore who got her face blew up in a minefield
No.263692
Anonymous
Replies:>>263699
>>263690
Okay, you bribed me, I'm signing up as a terrorist.
No.263693
Anonymous
Replies:>>263704
>>263691
Well boohoo to you too.

Think about fucking Fem!Buddy or something.
No.263695
Anonymous
Replies:>>263696>>263697>>263698>>263701>>263717>>263727>>263732
Image:175611749830.png(265kB, 803x892)every drone i make gets progressively wider.png
i drew this like a month ago and never did anything with it, putting it here since im never gonna finish it @_@
i got really into the movie atlantis the lost empire for like a week. i present to you moledrone
No.263696
Anonymous
>>263695
And so begins the slutdrone's fat bastard enthusiasm arc.
No.263697
Anonymous
>>263695
They should have a drill bose
No.263698
Anonymous
>>263695
Dubs have a competition
No.263699
Anonymous
Replies:>>263702
>>263692
Why terrorism? I think she just a peaceful life after surviving the apocalypse
No.263700
Anonymous
Replies:>>263703>>263706
Japenese artist likes drones.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/134084239
No.263701
Anonymous
>>263695
Damn, this looks cool. I also literally re-watched the first film a month ago, it's awesome, and after all these years I noticed references and hints that I hadn't seen before.
No.263702
Anonymous
>>263699
I suspect that among them I will be able to find more such principled and cool MILFs than in civilian life.
No.263703
Anonymous
>>263700
>making J put on a tail and act like a cat
>J all embarrassed about it
This activates the neurons.
No.263704
Anonymous
Replies:>>263756
>>263693
>Fem!Buddy
Love for Vicers girl clearly hints that we all have a weakness for girls who can kill us.
No.263705
Anonymous
Image:175612179404.gif(1.39MB, 640x360)IMG_0052.gif
>>263623
No.263706
Anonymous
>>263700
>The one where doll licks my face the screen
No.263707
Anonymous
Replies:>>263715
>>263683
>(POV) J meeting any human
No.263708
Anonymous
Image:175612257909.jpg(673kB, 1079x1317)20250825124844.jpg
No.263709
Anonymous
Image:175612303595.png(328kB, 416x705)1755563851944.png
>>263611
>Boozy uzi
Lol haven't read that in a long while
No.263710
Anonymous
Image:175612321138.png(1.71MB, 1600x5000)Do not call up that which you can not put down.png
>>263656
You mean this?
No.263711
Anonymous
>>263668
Different timeline.
No.263712
Anonymous
Replies:>>263713
>DD gets surgery to take out all their meat and stabilize their condition with additional mechanical parts
>the flesh regenerates into a DD shaped Solver Sapien with all their memories
No.263713
Anonymous
>>263712
>Woah, I'm seein' double! *FOUR* Vs!
No.263714
Anonymous
Replies:>>263716
Image:175612336248.jpg(173kB, 1368x2048)174526071244.jpg
>>263627
Yeah he's really kewl, I had really cool conversations with him about WW2 planes and ships before and it nice having a deep conversation with someone every once in a while, also sucks that he got banned again for telling the hard truth, it happens to me too whenever I express an opinion over there too I feel yah kek
No.263715
Anonymous
>>263707
Humanophilia is extremely common among DDs, they like us so much that they might even eat us.
No.263716
Anonymous
Replies:>>263723
>>263714
I know I might regret it, but what did he say on 4chan that got banned?
No.263717
Anonymous
Image:175612376490.gif(75kB, 220x183)IMG_3478.gif
>>263695
Can you do him next?
No.263718
Anonymous
Replies:>>263722>>263726>>263728
The Union just announced that the obvious HODR puppet candidate got elected for president of the Union
Men, it was good while it lasted but we're going to get assigned to stinky NEET drone girls soon.
No.263719
Anonymous
Replies:>>263720
>>263629
Also she smelled bad
No.263720
Anonymous
>>263719
She stinks good though
No.263722
Anonymous
>>263718
Oh no?!?
No.263723
Anonymous
>>263716
>
>>263606(he explains here)
No.263725
Anonymous
Image:175612455184.jpg(88kB, 880x1028)202508251039216273521224979244172.jpg
>>263020
>I played for the old, soft notes in the air.
>A melody made with delicate care.
>Her voice was my song, her smile was my guide.
>But music grew darker when love stepped aside.
>I heard the grand whisper of the beyond refrain.
>A haunting perfection that burned through my brain.
>Its rhythm was power, its voice were divine,
>I swore I would mold it, make its beauty mine.
>A passion turned poison, obsession my art,
>Each note tore us apart.
>Her voice fell to silence, her warmth slipped away,
>While I chased the grand symphony night and day.
>Now stains on my hands, and hollow my chest.
>Until perfection i shall not know rest.
No.263726
Anonymous
Replies:>>263729
>>263718
is this one of those posts where it's actual real world news but with drones
No.263727
Anonymous
>>263695
NICE
No.263728
Anonymous
Replies:>>263730
>>263718
Cool, it would be a bit of a shame if he accidentally hit his head on a 114mm bullet during his inauguration speech on Wednesday at 1:45 p.m. on All-Union Television.
No.263729
Anonymous
Replies:>>263734
>>263726
Anon it's a funpost
No.263730
Anonymous
>>263728
That would get you a martyr and everyone would double down.
No.263731
Anonymous
Replies:>>263737
Image:175612517861.jpg(124kB, 730x703)Abomination.jpg
>the average war reporter during the solver war
No.263732
Anonymous
Replies:>>263733>>263735>>263741
Image:175612521700.jpg(71kB, 250x197)IMG_0054.jpeg
>>263695
No.263733
Anonymous
>>263732
Here comes the night train! *bonk*
No.263734
Anonymous
>>263729
Thanks to fucking god.
No.263735
Anonymous
Replies:>>263736
>>263732
the soul reason Mars survived the Solver war was that Mechanicum Technical Solutions (a subsidiary of BOXONcorp) had the clarity of mind to give this this coked up maniac a storm bolter
No.263736
Anonymous
>>263735
Armor of contempt.
No.263737
Anonymous
>>263731
Yeh
No.263738
Anonymous
Replies:>>263740>>263763
I heard that the MTS has been making their own Liquidators, I wonder how good they'll be compared to federation-now-union liquidators and BOXON immolation squads
Oh and uh the jannies that JCJ has but never deploys
No.263740
Anonymous
Replies:>>263742
>>263738
MTS?
No.263741
Anonymous
Replies:>>263743
Image:175612636451.jpg(1.16MB, 1047x849)RIP-AND-TEAR-HQ.jpg
>>263732
Use the high resolution image please. We finally got a proper scan of that pic after 20 years, you should be using it.
No.263742
Anonymous
Replies:>>263763
>>263740
Mechanicum Technical Solutions
No.263743
Anonymous
>>263741
Woaugh
No.263744
Anonymous
Replies:>>263745>>263747>>263748
Cyn ate a planet with a great unclean one on it and now has a tummy ache
No.263745
Anonymous
Replies:>>263746
>>263744
Sound similiar to tyranids eating a nurgle world
No.263746
Anonymous
Replies:>>263751
>>263745
It didn't end well for the Tyranids themselves.
No.263747
Anonymous
>>263744
The GREAT UNCLE EAN?
No.263748
Anonymous
>>263744
Oogi
No.263749
Anonymous
Replies:>>263750>>263752>>263754
/md/ - Warhammer 40,000
No.263750
Anonymous
>>263749
Аnon, many of the regular anons here are 40k fans.
No.263751
Anonymous
>>263746
Yeah, they tasted it and they were disgusted for the first time
No.263752
Anonymous
>>263749
Phooey!
No.263753
Anonymous
>>263460
At least Caliborn was funny. And shared my appreciation for worldbuilding.
No.263754
Anonymous
Replies:>>263758
>>263749
I blame Y, all her fault
No.263755
Anonymous
wandering desolated city streets in the aftermath of a solver cultist terrorist attack, sneaking about in the rain with your hastily patched up drone spotter as you try to reach the rendezvous point
No.263756
Anonymous
>>263704
In the most goriest way no doubt
No.263757
Anonymous
Replies:>>263759>>263760>>263762
Image:175612837176.jpg(2kB, 101x125)172451745006s.jpg
Drinking expired titty milk from Tessa's Cyn's eldritch mommy milkers
No.263758
Anonymous
Replies:>>263786
>>263754
make her eat her all fancy models as punishment. even the ones she hasn't built yet, force her to build and paint them then eat them as soon as they're dry
No.263759
Anonymous
Replies:>>263761
>>263757
🤮
No.263760
Anonymous
Replies:>>263821
Image:175612852768.jpg(65kB, 688x850)172451745006.jpg
>>263757
Ya know I have the high definition image right here if you need it that badly
No.263761
Anonymous
Replies:>>263762
>>263759
😋 Mmmm chunky rancid breast milkies
No.263762
Anonymous
Replies:>>263770
>>263757
>>263761
That ain't milk anymore. That's straight up cheese.
No.263763
Anonymous
Replies:>>263764>>263768>>263773
Image:175612941856.png(645kB, 2388x1668)IMG_3029.png
>>263738
>>263742
MTS C.I.E (Cybernetically Indentured Employee) firewalker
No.263764
Anonymous
Replies:>>263765
>>263763
I'm not sure how you can make a Not!Skatros not goofy.
No.263765
Anonymous
Replies:>>263766
>>263764
The tallboys from dishonored were pretty cool
No.263766
Anonymous
Image:175612991336.jpg(38kB, 572x436)Sprungfeld.jpg
>>263765
I guess. I only really ever appreciate chicken legs on combat vehicles/mechs.
Like AM Sentinels or the TX-55 Metal Gear.
No.263767
Anonymous
Replies:>>263769
How likely is a drone's human partner secretly a member of the Klink Klank Klan?
No.263768
Anonymous
>>263763
Awesome! A high-tech warrior who wipes out the last of the plague from the face of the galaxy.
No.263769
Anonymous
>>263767
If he's fucking that drone, then it's pretty likely.
No.263770
Anonymous
Replies:>>263772>>263774
Image:175613029593.jpg(54kB, 1335x1077)173013435128.jpg
>>263762
Cyn's specialty cottage cheese!!!
Yummers!
No.263771
Anonymous
Replies:>>263781
Cici has competition it seems
No.263772
Anonymous
Image:175613053267.png(93kB, 875x1030)Stanky Uzi.png
>>263770
I hope you develop a hangnail on your little toe tonight.
No.263773
Anonymous
>>263763
cool
No.263774
Anonymous
>>263770
Homelander says Yummersyoutube thumb
No.263775
Anonymous
Replies:>>263776>>263777>>263778
>>263622
The eyes....fuck the eyes really sell her.

Like, Jane really betrayed HER in favor of the Solver and saving her own life?!
No.263776
Anonymous
Replies:>>263777
>>263775
To be fair Jane was bamboozled
No.263777
Anonymous
>>263775
>>263776
Yeah, solver will lock in for "le epic prank", and jane for it. Which the solver thought was hilarious.
No.263778
Anonymous
>>263775
she thought that Bonnie would be saved along with herself, but was willing to sacrifice the men that Bonnie had fought to keep alive to try and achieve that
No.263779
Anonymous
Replies:>>263780>>263782>>263783>>263822>>263924>>263935
Image:175613339577.jpg(375kB, 2048x2048)Gi9e0_3WgAAX00s.jpeg
No.263780
Anonymous
Replies:>>263782
>>263779
Would
No.263781
Anonymous
>>263771
Cyn's nasty rotten dairy could never compete with 7-Eleven's® complimentary* hot , fresh**, delicious chili and cheese, conveniently available on request from the state-of-the-art autonomous condiment dispenser (patent pending) at the front counter!
No.263782
Anonymous
>>263779
cute!
>>263780
agreed
No.263783
Anonymous
>>263779
Aw. Ain't she a cute abomination.
No.263784
Anonymous
Replies:>>263785>>263787>>263798
In the future HoDR wants, all food will be served from a soft, pliable drone breast
No.263785
Anonymous
Replies:>>263787
>>263784
That's why we must destroy the Union and bring back the Federation.
No.263786
Anonymous
Replies:>>263788
Image:175613424200.png(580kB, 2000x2000)171363946356.png
>>263758
No, she will do no such thing, we will play a game today and as usual : the winner tops
No.263787
Anonymous
>>263784
>>263785
I hope both of you get vaporised in a core meltdown.
No.263788
Anonymous
Replies:>>263790
>>263786
shaddap and eat your titans
No.263790
Anonymous
Replies:>>263791
>>263788
I don't own Titans, I play nidders
No.263791
Anonymous
Replies:>>263792
>>263790
>space termites
At least tell me you have some Billie Jeanstealers?
No.263792
Anonymous
>>263791
Yeah, 20 of the buggers, need the rending claws to deal with 3+ on 2d6 saves on termies and the like
No.263793
Anonymous
Replies:>>263845
4 panel, J nsuddenly wants to be a mom
https://x.com/Pace_the_Maker/status/1959966714495643785
No.263794
Anonymous
Replies:>>263795>>263796>>263797>>263799>>263804>>263806>>263823>>263833
Image:175613593489.png(81kB, 313x316)Spoiler image
Making something devious with eye yet again :]
No.263795
Anonymous
>>263794
Eye with the Devious Lick
No.263796
Anonymous
>>263794
My heterosexuality never had a chance in the first place, did it?
No.263797
Anonymous
Replies:>>263800>>263801>>263807
>>263794
Itanon….im starting to think you actually like men. This isn’t even funny anymore, you sir are bisexual and want to fuck twinks.
No.263798
Anonymous
>>263784
I told my drone boss this and she got this terrified expression.
No.263799
Anonymous
>>263794
kissu the boydrone
No.263800
Anonymous
Replies:>>263805
>>263797
Did the set with the Es not clue you in on that?
No.263801
Anonymous
>>263797
>you sir are bisexual and want to fuck twinks
You will too, after you see the things that are in store for us, brother
No.263803
Anonymous
Replies:>>263883
Image:175613695274.jpg(148kB, 1079x668)Screenshot_20250825_164626_ibisPaint X.jpg
Anon request: >>263415
No.263804
Anonymous
>>263794
>Now Eye has his tongue out
Sexo!!!
At this rate it won't be long before he's flashing his cock, too
No.263805
Anonymous
Replies:>>263824>>263916
>>263800
NTA but that set was actually a commission and it was worth every penny :)
No.263806
Anonymous
>>263794
hot
No.263807
Anonymous
Replies:>>263808>>263812>>263827>>263910
Image:175613777968.png(499kB, 875x561)Me searching for the sauce.png
>>263797
Nah I'm straight. I just look at other artists that make this sorta stuff as source materials and such and crank the spicy level up a bit
No.263808
Anonymous
Replies:>>263819
>>263807
Broke: draw gay shit because you are gay
Woke: draw gay shit for money
Bespoke: draw gay shit because it is funny
No.263809
Anonymous
Replies:>>263810>>263811>>263813>>263818>>263846>>263902
Image:175613798243.png(736kB, 1951x665)Spoiler image
>>263659
Nah, this is beyond that. It has EVERYTHING
TO THE KNOT
THE OVOPOSITOR
THE BARBS
THE TEXTURE
THE BEADS
3 POINTED HEAD DICK
AND THE WIERD ASS MID LINE

I plan to pose him out for 3d printing purposes but at that point the model is outdated and might as well design him for assembly to have interchangeable groin pieces.

Could it be a good idea to model him sitting on a sofa?
No.263810
Anonymous
Replies:>>263815
>>263809
Why are women
No.263811
Anonymous
>>263809
☕️
No.263812
Anonymous
Image:175613817940.png(77kB, 602x553)IMG_6805.png
>>263807
>Nah I'm straight.
No.263813
Anonymous
>>263809
this anon is possessed by the horny ghost of H.R. Giger
No.263814
Anonymous
V being forced to wear a clown outfit.
No.263815
Anonymous
Replies:>>263869
>>263810
Why are man
No.263816
Anonymous
Replies:>>263817
Image:175613851023.png(618kB, 1948x1080)Cyn model that i used by @ alexandrstariy.png
>Cyn: Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
>V: hey cyn, I just saw a mango outside the ship.
>Cyn: I don't see any...
>Push her anyway.
A black hole on the horizon.
>Cyn: Mom...?
No.263817
Anonymous
>>263816
M... M... MANGOS?!
No.263818
Anonymous
>>263809
you just know.
No.263819
Anonymous
>>263808
Accurate lmao
No.263820
Anonymous
Replies:>>263825>>263826>>263828>>263870
>>263345
>Whenever Lord N isn't feeling well, the Empress allows him to crawl inside her pussy
>He often curls up into a fetal position as the womb's juices and her majesty's heartbeat make him fall into a deep relaxing sleep
>Rarely does the Empress show herself to the public during these moments, yet today was one of those lucky days
>Poking out from under her royal robe was an enormous black orb with faint yellow glowing from the inside
>The Empress attempted to keep her composure, but she could not help blush whenever Lord N moved about within her belly
No.263821
Anonymous
>>263760
Yummy!
No.263822
Anonymous
>>263779
Awwwwww
No.263823
Anonymous
>>263794
CEASE
No.263824
Anonymous
Replies:>>263907>>263916
>>263805
Hats off to whoever paid you, he is truly a man of high culture. By the way, if it's not a secret, did the anon here order this?
No.263825
Anonymous
>>263820
That's just foul.
No.263826
Anonymous
Replies:>>263830
>>263820
reverse unbirthing
No.263827
Anonymous
>>263807
Based. How much more sexo Eye will we get?
No.263828
Anonymous
Replies:>>263870
>>263820
>the next news cycle is taken up by discussion of local autists Uzi and N Doorman making their unbirthing fetish public
>their children are hospitalized with dangerous levels of bueno; they all pull through, but they spend the rest of that news cycle fighting for their lives
No.263829
Anonymous
Replies:>>263831>>263832>>263892
Image:175614120824.jpg(53kB, 960x640)detective-alice.jpg
Which of these two is Lizzy's mother?
No.263830
Anonymous
>>263826
that would be regular birth, just unbirthing is correct.
you gotta do what you gotta do.
No.263831
Anonymous
>>263829
Neither.
No.263832
Anonymous
Replies:>>263837
>>263829
Lizzy was adopted.
No.263833
Anonymous
Replies:>>263835>>263836>>263839>>263842>>263843>>263912
Image:175614252940.png(346kB, 1000x1300)Spoiler image
>>263794
Cyn gave eye a little gift. It really helps out with the "cuddling". So go on anon, "cuddle" eye
No.263834
Anonymous
Image:175614262668.jpg(295kB, 651x580)Screenshot_20250825_182249_Gallery.jpg
Is this a good color scheme for them?
No.263835
Anonymous
Image:175614268807.png(167kB, 548x548)d04b79cfee1c5c975bfe3ec13f174c48.png
>>263833
>Solver symbol on a pocket pussy(?)
I dont see anything good coming from this
No.263836
Anonymous
Replies:>>263841
>>263833
>His Nanite stinger has been replaced with an anal adapter
Diabolical, truly diabolical. Thank you again based drawfren!
Currently indisposed for the day and highly doubt I'll be free enough to write something for this piece by the time thread hits bump limit. I promise to make up for it with interest
No.263837
Anonymous
Replies:>>263838>>263840
Video:175614334548.webm(437kB / 0:00:03 / V_VP9, 1206x706)1719172724783.webm
>>263832
Just try and convince me she isn't robo-genetically related to the teacher.
No.263838
Anonymous
>>263837
I think it's still adoption if a relative takes care of the child.
No.263839
Anonymous
>>263833
Remember, anon, first you need to say no homo.
No.263840
Anonymous
>>263837
How
No.263841
Anonymous
>>263836
Don't worry, anon, I'll definitely remind you.
No.263842
Anonymous
>>263833
gaw dam
No.263843
Anonymous
Replies:>>263912
>>263833
Cease
No.263844
Anonymous
Replies:>>263847>>263849>>263850>>263854
Rewatching the series made me realize how mean Alice is in canon
No.263845
Anonymous
>>263793
That is hot, J would make for a fantastic mother
No.263846
Anonymous
Replies:>>263848>>263902
>>263809
>3 pointed head dick
I'm stupid, can someone explain what is that?
No.263847
Anonymous
Replies:>>263850
>>263844
The gremlin had it coming.
No.263848
Anonymous
Replies:>>263852
>>263846
So you know that your weenis is round?
Now imagine if it had the shape of a trident
a literal womb piercer
No.263849
Anonymous
>>263844
Nah
No.263850
Anonymous
Replies:>>263851>>263853>>263894>>263961
>>263844
>>263847
this feels like someone trying to bait aliceanon
No.263851
Anonymous
Replies:>>263894
>>263850
I truly believe it is
No.263852
Anonymous
>>263848
Ouch!
No.263853
Anonymous
Replies:>>263858
Image:175614712234.jpg(145kB, 850x732)sample_7ddabd733cd8e1d7f48a4bae57a184ba959eaf5c.jpg
>>263850
Speaking of Alice here's a human version with Beau.
No.263854
Anonymous
>>263844
You aren't necessarily wrong, but given the context of the situation (the daughter of the girl she seemingly still has a grudge against just waltzed into her home uninvited) & the history of what Alice had been put through up to that point, can you really blame her?
No.263855
Anonymous
Replies:>>263857>>263873
my drone coworker says she has pierced ears, and now I'm sitting here wondering what the fuck she meant because even though she's got long hair so I can't say for certain I'm pretty sure her head's built like any other drone
No.263856
Anonymous
Replies:>>263860>>263866>>263874>>263955
Image:175614934731.png(341kB, 1000x986)Biggest ops.png
Silly doodle based off of death battle
No.263857
Anonymous
Image:175614935401.png(143kB, 609x754)368764dc79bf79e99b13e34e1091938c.png
>>263855
She's an Elf wanna be.
No.263858
Anonymous
>>263853
Cute!!!
No.263859
Anonymous
Replies:>>263861>>263863>>263867>>263876>>263925
Image:175614944456.png(476kB, 1058x1630)Spoiler image
Something something be not afraid.
No.263860
Anonymous
Replies:>>263951
>>263856
Interesting, I didn't know that Cyn was Team Hulk
Who is that other character dressed as Godzilla?
No.263861
Anonymous
Replies:>>263864>>263868>>263876>>263877>>263899>>263900>>263925
Image:175614948881.png(1.56MB, 3224x1780)Spoiler image
>>263859
There's technically one more, but this should be it for the "standard" group. So which do you like the most?
No.263862
Anonymous
Replies:>>263865>>263872>>263875>>263898>>263914
Image:175614963328.jpg(352kB, 1200x1200)IMG_3522.jpeg
>There once was a single planet.

> And a special thing about that planet was it's diverse array of life, from plants to fish to many other organisms. As time would march on, Some would live while others such as the dinosaurs went extinct.

>But among all of it's inhabitants, there was one species that stood out among the rest. Bipedal and relatively hairless, for most of their existence they were just another animal fighting tooth and nail for survival. They often came in tribes, Hunter-gatherers, they never stuck in one place and were always on the move.
>Though eventually, they did stick to one place. They created huts which were sturdy enough to withstand storms. And then they invented farming, they would harvest the land for all it's worth during certain periods of the day.
> Their tools were simple but effective. rakes made from sticks and wheels carved from stone. And with these achievements, Man was able to survive many more years to come. If this sounds familiar to you, a human, then yes. This is earth and the story of humanity. And at this point it's not any different than what you learn in school.
>But when those villages became towns, and then cities, and then kingdoms. Technology advanced much faster than in our world, and that is when history diverges from the textbooks. History gets really weird from here on out. Julius ceaser had robots in his army and Teddy roosevelt had a steam powered right leg.
>by the 2020s, humanity had finally reached beyond the solar system and were making their mark on the galaxy. Much earlier than a certain Webseries might tell you. At this point, humanity had seemingly reached the peak of civilization.
> All was not grand, however. such advancement still didn't stop much if society's glaring issues. Earth may have been on an excellent technological level, but it's not a perfect place. But hey! It's not too bad depending on where you live! it's not like the planet's core is gonna explode. Not in a million years!
>. . .
>Until it did. And as a result. humanity was fractured. Scattered across the galaxy, any remaining world leader or anyone of that sort scrambled together just to figure out what to do.
>Luckily, it wasn't a long decision on where humanity's new home is. The largest and most prosperous mining colony in the whole Milky Way.
>Thus, all the surviving humans migrated to the exoplanet and human society resumed. As all the other planets began drying up in resources, even more would migrate and settle down.
>Overall, when you look past the looming threat of overpopulation, everything was still looking upwards for the most part.
>. . . . . .
>At least for a good while, until certain. . . . . disagreements were made.
>. . . . .
>Thus Humanity was gone. And in their place, were the machines who served them.

To be continued
No.263863
Anonymous
>>263859
>It's Emily's turn to suit up in lewd attire
>She desperately tries to convince her parents that it's totally just part of an innocent school fashion project
>Her folks are savvy enough to see through their daughter's words, but they decide to let it slide due to the high-effort angelic theming put into it
>Besides, this is a far "safer" hobby for Emily than if she were messing with anatomy adapters
Very based work, thank you drawfren!
No.263864
Anonymous
>>263861
Lizzy. Her excitement is infectious.
No.263865
Anonymous
>>263862
Interesting
No.263866
Anonymous
>>263856
Kek.
No.263867
Anonymous
>>263859
Nice.
No.263868
Anonymous
Image:175615018915.png(3.21MB, 1572x1926)dib97de-6fc731b7-99ef-4f12-9dc8-1c1dd0eaa010.png
>>263861
Doll due to my bias for sexy nuns.
No.263869
Anonymous
>>263815
Why are we still here...just to suffer
No.263870
Anonymous
Replies:>>263871
>>263820
>>263828
>The Trappist system receives the news of the royal Unbirthing
>Rumors spread that N iz Uzi's son and their relationship is incestuous
No.263871
Anonymous
Replies:>>263913
>>263870
>spaghetti starts manifesting out of thin air wherever this theory is discussed
No.263872
Anonymous
>>263862
>by the 2020s, humanity had finally reached beyond the solar system and were making their mark on the galaxy.
Actua-
>Much earlier than a certain Webseries might tell you.

Wait, is this an au?
No.263873
Anonymous
>>263855
Some drones collect human body parts. Like how some humans think mechanical parts look cool.
No.263874
Anonymous
>>263856
OH NO! HES NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
No.263875
Anonymous
>>263862
>Teddy roosevelt had a steam powered right leg
Based
No.263876
Anonymous
>>263859
pretty plastic priestess
>>263861
Doll's
No.263877
Anonymous
>>263861
Has to be Emily for me, uff
No.263878
Anonymous
Replies:>>263879>>263926
Image:175615342164.jpg(176kB, 730x1004)Screenshot_20250825_212222_ibisPaint X.jpg
Wheel result: Cthulanon as an Oogi version.
No.263879
Anonymous
>>263878
The god has become the worshipper
No.263880
Anonymous
Replies:>>263881>>263882>>263891>>263895
Image:175615464329.jpg(6kB, 250x206)17136372459460s.jpg
My boss is a retired sentinel drone, she owns the small electronics store where I work, and today at the end of my shift she came up to me and told me I was a great employee and always do a good job. She called me a very nice young man and wanted to get to know me better and suggested we go out together, but since I was still very young she would cover all the expenses so I wouldn't worry and if I didn't want to be in a crowded place we could meet at her country house by the lake. I was dumbfounded and couldn't answer right away, but she said I could take my time and think about it at home, so she would wait for my answer tomorrow.

I'm scared, anon, I'm just so fucking scared right now. I don't know what to do, I hate this fucking world with these fucking drones, it's just some kind of curse on humanity!
No.263881
Anonymous
Replies:>>263922
>>263880
First, get a hold of yourself.
Second, politely reject her offer citing that you have prior committments that day.
No.263882
Anonymous
Replies:>>263886
>>263880
It is your duty to fuck the hag.
No.263883
Anonymous
Replies:>>263893
>>263803
Heheheh kek, can you also color it in
No.263886
Anonymous
>>263882
>"You don't choose a milf, a milf chooses you."
Sun Tzu, 523 BC.
No.263887
Anonymous
Replies:>>263889
WHERE WAZ YA WHEN DA SOLVA WAZ KRUMPED?
>BE MEZ, NOB FOR DAH BIG BOSS
>GROT COMEZ RUNNIN OVAH
>"BOSS!" HE SEZ
>"DA SOLVA IZ KILL!"
>KRUMP THE ZOGGIN GIT
WEZ WANNA KNOW WHO DAH ZOG KRUMPT OUR BESTUST ENEMY!!!
WHOZ HEAD IZ WE GOTTA SMASH?!
WAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!!!
No.263888
BIGJONES
YOU'RE GREEN, I'M GREEN, YOU'RE BIG, I'M BIG. LET'S DO IT. FIGHT, I MEAN.
No.263889
Anonymous
Replies:>>263890
>>263887
Poor Yarrick, he was loyal to Ghazghkull until the end and only fought the orcs, and they just used him.
No.263890
Anonymous
>>263889
Eh, Yarrick will be back when they need a bump in sales. Just ignore his death, like how you do the Terminus Decree.
No.263891
Anonymous
Replies:>>263922
>>263880
Stop being a pussy and go fuck her
No.263892
Anonymous
>>263829
Why not both?
No.263893
Anonymous
Replies:>>263897
Image:175615728105.jpg(170kB, 999x790)Screenshot_20250825_222738_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>263883
No.263894
Anonymous
Replies:>>263896>>263942
>>263850
>>263851
There was some psycho on /co/ once who really hated Alice and kept spamming harassment and kys-variations (for the better part of a month iirc) whenever I posted, this started after there was some discussion about the US civilwar in the thread and I figure this set him off. Idk how many people were here back then but here's an example, the sperg's Final crashout was in response to this:
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/143180951/#q143186445
Interestingly enough it stopped immediately after people noticed. Idk if the nigger is still among us. If there are any spergouts or attempts to start shit, it's likely politically motivated again since the spammer seems to be of the type that gets offended over stuff like I explained in 606. Just so you know
No.263895
Anonymous
Replies:>>263922
>>263880
help! my steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery!!
No.263896
Anonymous
Replies:>>263903
>>263894
among us?
No.263897
Anonymous
>>263893
Excellent
No.263898
Anonymous
>>263862
for some reason I thought this was gonna be a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy parody
No.263899
Anonymous
>>263861
Uzi
No.263900
Anonymous
>>263861
Doll and Emily. I love God with Sex.
No.263901
Anonymous
>>263504
>what did MD nobles get up to?

Going by James and Louisa, abusing Drones.
No.263902
Anonymous
>>263809
>>263846
ACTIVATING TRIPLE-TIP PENETRATION MODEyoutube thumb
No.263903
Anonymous
Image:175615886349.gif(1.43MB, 498x365)Spoiler image
>>263896
Just crewmates
No.263905
Anonymous
Replies:>>263908
Baby Bat Burritosyoutube thumb
Keeter
No.263907
Anonymous
>>263824
>Hats off to
hehehe
No.263908
Anonymous
Replies:>>263928>>263931
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>>263905
BAT
No.263909
Anonymous
Rape
No.263910
Anonymous
>>263807
>Nah I'm straight
not even the most gullible person in the world believes this
No.263911
Anonymous
Replies:>>263915
Akita keeps following me around and flirting with me. I don't want to go to jail! Or you know, deal with Uzi Mcvoregod.
No.263912
Anonymous
>>263833
>>263843
Continue
No.263913
Anonymous
>>263871
World hunger solved through interdimensional cringing
No.263914
Anonymous
>>263862
Continued when?
No.263915
Anonymous
Replies:>>263929
>>263911
Jail?
I thought she was 18...
No.263916
Anonymous
>>263805(me)
>>263824
The post you are replying to is, in fact, the same anon who commissioned that set. As for the other question, I can't speak for ITanon but AFAIK this recent Eye stuff is not a commission
No.263917
Anonymous
Replies:>>263919>>263920
>See that Homestuck is getting an animated retelling
>See anons posting Homestuck autism
You fucks are making me want to make shitty murder drones Homestuck greentexts
No.263918
Anonymous
Image:175616253479.png(2.27MB, 1200x1600)Drone Tessa reflecting on her last humanity.jpg
>>263607
One down more to go.
No.263919
Anonymous
Replies:>>263923
Image:175616256089.png(114kB, 460x295)Gay.png
>>263917
DO NOT REDEEM
No.263920
Anonymous
Replies:>>263921
>>263917
Just a quick reminder that Hussie is technically a groomer and Toby Fox is a fence-sitter who doesn't think you should be paid for work.
Classpect posting might be fun, though.
No.263921
Anonymous
Replies:>>263936
>>263920
>Hussie is technically a groomer and Toby Fox is a fence-sitter who doesn't think you should be paid for work
qrd?
>Classpect posting might be fun, though.
No.
No.263922
Anonymous
Replies:>>263947>>263950>>263952
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>>263891
>>263891
>>263895
Fuck you stupid niggas, I'm in danger from a fucking drone that wants to do things to me that I'm scared to think about!

>>263881
Anon, she's a sentinel drone, I read on the internet about what they can do when they get angry, I'm really scared. Why does this have to happen to me?
No.263923
Anonymous
Replies:>>263927
>>263919
>Quickly retrieve arms.
No.263924
Anonymous
Replies:>>263943
Image:175616358652.png(587kB, 2040x1020)obaa-chan nori with her grandkids edit.png
>>263779
No.263925
Anonymous
>>263859
>>263861
damn, Emily kinda badass looking actually
No.263926
Anonymous
>>263878
a cruel twist of irony
No.263927
Anonymous
>>263923
Bite me, you've already got arms.
No.263928
Anonymous
>>263908
autism creature
No.263929
Anonymous
>>263915
legally 1# years old (the # is an unreadable smudge that keeps changing)
No.263930
Anonymous
Replies:>>263932>>263933>>263934>>263939
Image:175616406496.png(627kB, 900x585)3_M1r8S24_thumb.detail.png
I love shadow womens
No.263931
Anonymous
>>263908
Cute
No.263932
Anonymous
>>263930
dude same
No.263933
Anonymous
Replies:>>263934>>263940
Image:175616416795.png(652kB, 900x585)2_BOFUsXN_thumb.detail.png
>>263930
No.263934
Anonymous
>>263933
>>263930
Peen
No.263935
Anonymous
>>263779
Flesh
No.263936
Anonymous
Replies:>>263941
>>263921
Hussie divorced his previous Vriska cosplayer wife for a much younger Vriska cosplayer who's been reading Homestuck since she was 10. Technical, but still.
Toby Fox's thing was a whole dispute with the team who made music for HS, where most of the team wanted to be paid more instead of less like Hussie was trying to get away with, and Toby said they shouldn't treat it like a job.
No.263937
Anonymous
Replies:>>263938>>263949>>263956
I hate school
No.263938
Anonymous
Replies:>>263948
>>263937
Why?
No.263939
Anonymous
>>263930
Fucking sex.
No.263940
Anonymous
>>263933
Double sex.
No.263941
Anonymous
>>263936
Sounds like toby was so hyped to be working on it he thought it was a privilege instead of a job.
No.263942
Anonymous
>>263894
Eh they probably got banned, or killed themselves already idk
No.263943
Anonymous
Replies:>>263944
>>263924
Who's the other creatur next to Beretta?
No.263944
Anonymous
Replies:>>263945
>>263943
Negev
No.263945
Anonymous
Replies:>>263957
>>263944
Being turned into a creature could be goid or bad for her, it could make her realize that just because her body is fucked up doesn't make her mom less of her mom.
No.263947
Anonymous
>>263922
Just buy an EMP generator. Sheesh.
Or at least a power glove. They can't tank for shit against power weapons.
No.263948
Anonymous
Replies:>>263949
>>263938
Assignments
No.263949
Anonymous
Replies:>>263954
>>263937
>>263948
Why bro talking about school in a funny robots thread?
No.263950
Anonymous
>>263922
>I read on the internet about what they can do when they get angry,
Are you a disassembly drone?
If you're human, then you are absolutely not in danger.
No.263951
Anonymous
>>263860
>Spoiler
You have to be 18 to use this website
No.263952
Anonymous
>>263922
Listen, Frogposter,
You either play along and bang the bitch, or risk losing out of getting rid of your virginity AND losing your job
No.263954
Anonymous
>>263949
Pure anger
No.263955
Anonymous
>>263856
Cute
No.263956
Anonymous
Replies:>>263960
>>263937
I hope you're referring to college
No.263957
Anonymous
Replies:>>263958>>263964
>>263945
I've imagined Negev's "personal arc" ends with that reconciliation, but reaches it via an equivalent to the Bugretta arc oft alluded to for Beretta.
t. the main Negev Anon
No.263958
Anonymous
Replies:>>263959
>>263957
>t. the main Negev Anon
anything in the works?
No.263959
Anonymous
>>263958
My much-procrastinated on "Mac does an urban exploration stream" green.
No.263960
Anonymous
>>263956
I am
No.263961
Anonymous
Replies:>>264066
>>263850
No, i actually really like aliceanon, i just think canon Alice is meaner than how she usually portrayed in the threads. That doesn't mean thst she's a bad character, i just wish she was more like how people who love her see her
No.263962
Anonymous
ENGINEER YOUR DRONES
No.263963
Anonymous
Replies:>>263980
Image:175616933416.png(1.04MB, 2033x2604)just a WIP of revenant Tessa.png
No.263964
Anonymous
Image:175616943734.png(115kB, 1968x598)Beretta's Solver Arc.png
>>263957
>Bugretta arc oft alluded to for Beretta.
I think this is the closest there's ever been to a greentext covering that
No.263965
Anonymous
Replies:>>263966
Hey guys, I just caught an oogi raiding through my bathroom medicine cabinet. What would happen if I were to say, waterboard it with mouthwash?
No.263966
Anonymous
>>263965
It melts. Duh.
No.263968
Anonymous
Image:175616968920.png(59kB, 609x727)Hes just there.PNG
Made a new Thread, Friends. Here it is.
>>263967 >>263967
>>263967 >>263967
>>263967 >>263967
>>263967 >>263967
>>263967 >>263967
>>263967 >>263967
No.263980
Anonymous
>>263963
cute
No.264066
Anonymous
>>263961
I get what you mean I think, but from my perspective the 'threadAlice' is still mostly (except for some hornyposts ofc) very in line with canon Alice in 6.
Adressing the Alice's meanness first, yes that comes somewhat short in the threads but that's actually accurate since Alice's 'mean behaviour' was roughness to Beau and enjoyment of getting back at Uzi, which were reults of unpleasant very serious escalations (plain fuck ups, but it's hard to tell who is to blame so I have to phrase it so weirdly) which beyond causing emotional damage (may sound hypocritical if you can't really stand Alice, but imo being bitten and laughed at by Uzi got to Alice way more than let on, especially considering the novelty of a live WD and just discovered relationship to Nori {who Alice believes is having a nice life on the surface}) presented a very real threat to their lives (N escaping).
On top of 6's events being shitty to say the least, all of it was after a series of completely new events for Alice in 20 years of isolation, those being
>Captured human
>Captured live Worker Drone
>Captured live DD (which is potentially not entirely new, having intact DDs tied up surely is tho. We see no DD parts lay around in Alice's rooms, neither the control room or the one N and Cyn were kept in)
Which visibly excited Alice, she seems to be in very good mood when Uzi wakes up so Uzi's 'betrayal', Beau letting N escape and N now threatening them both by being loose would hit her harder since she had some amazement and hopes or at the very least curiosity about everything, which were subsequently turned into insults and dangers. Which Alice could have avoided had she not been theatralic and given her enemies opportunities by being careless, instead just straightforward, aka axing all 4 as soon as they were knocked out. (Alice not doing that is a good testament to her character imo).
Anyways, I lost my thread somewhat since but do you get what I see with how the entire 'novel situation' and 'hopes into threats' aspects are very relevant in how they affect Alice's composition, (by making her vulnerable and careless, causing some anger at not just what happened but likely herself too {imagine something along the lines of 'what were you even expecting to happen Alice!?'} due to being so lax), thus making her mean behaviour towards Beau not justified but understandable?

Second, you said you rewatched recently, you MUST differentiate between Alice before her advances were torpedoed and after, this can be boiled down to the 'fingerbite' (which itself has much complexity in itself but I'll leave it and can explain without anyhow), the immediate change in tone from excited to disappointed. Look at how Alice behaves from 5:44 to 7:50~ish when she calls Beau, there is no meanness. At all. The only thing you can argue is that she uses her knifetail instead of hand to look at Uzi's choker, but she doesn't cut or even touch Uzi with the blade there, this is imo more a case of Alice being socially inept or creepy, not meanness. Even to Beau she's good here (look what she does after learning about Nori's kid being there, she turns her back to Uzi to call Beau excitedly, that call was solely to tell him, there was no need for sedatives when she called. Sadly we'll never know the full message she had for him.), this must have been common relation to Beau since he's her only company and Alice is actually a really good conversationalist and amazingly sane (or rather, coherent) for all her time alone.

Anyhow, yeah Alice is mean to Beau which can be explained but not justified, he did mess up but it was a genuine mistake. Alice is a typical vickersgirl and one of the craziest (in a good way) cast members so of course she has a genuine sadistic vein, which explains her satisfaction and entertainment when getting back at Uzi or watching the Sentinels, but in her case both of these could be interwoven with her own sense of justice which fits her Appalachian/Southern character very well (I mean finger-for-finger justice is OK, about the sentinels, Alice had no idea N was any different than a mindless DD. Uzi never mentioned anything in that regard. We as the audience are guided to see fhis as cruelty 'oh no, sadistic Alice wants to watch innicent N be murdered!!!', but in universe Alice made the correct choice in every nonmasochistic justicesystem you can think of, what she did was right and even necessary given the info she had at the time 'DD is lose-Beau you moron-close doors-kill the DD").
Yes Alice is intense and brutal (were she not, she wouldn't have lived), but no unjust.

Her meanness is there but even with a character as hers, you can see these were extraordinary circumstances causing extraordinary emotions, compare anything from after Uzi's bite and shit hitting the fan to before, this shows very different Alice behaviour.
The 'threadAlice' is based on how she behaves before being biten, I don't write myself but think it fits. There are barely greentexts which have her in extreme situations or under insult/threat which would arouse that 'meanness' yiu saw, so perhaps you forgot about her brutal behaviour in the second half of her screentime due to it genuinely barely being used in threads (which is fair)
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>>263120
he ain’t retarded, but you sure are for suggesting that
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Anonymous
>>263195
>t. discord user
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