How many Drones it takes to make Anon happy? Too many, he really wants more Drones. Friends, we are here to talk about Drones, so, let's talk about Drones, your favourite Drones, the mosts adorable, the most cool, the most aggressive. I love talking about Drones. The timeless Booru: https://dronebooru.co The wheel with infinite OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf And it's modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The perpetual OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The last Thread: >>252306
>>252355 Oh shit, continuation of Chiappa getting the "Doorman oil-line woman's experience" > Negev being a dork, trying too hard to act like a hardboiled detective Hehe
>>253249 Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment my friend, we should expect even less than nothing, this way we can only be pleasantly surprised if it doesn't suck donkey dick
>>253249 Ugh I forgot about it Don't they need to collect enough money at first to get it going, did they make it? I think it won't be finished, same as the deal with Zanimation from February where they got official models and nothing was heard since. There will be no more official Murder Drones if Glitch doesn't produce it by themselves and that's a fact
>>253252 Is it possible to convince X to cuddle? Do i need to make a red string board explaining how cuddling will keep us safe from the government nanobot trackers in the water?
Drones are just copies of humanity, their entire existence is condemned to being second place compared to humans. How can one even assume that a drone can be equal to a person? How can one confidently talk about love for such nonentities? A drone is not a person, it is a tool, a tool that must perform its functions properly, otherwise it is a broken tool, and it is necessary to get rid of the broken tool.
This is the natural course of things, a law written by God himself.
>>253269 >Denying Drone rights >Calling them tools (racist) > Beliving in "'({god})'" That's three strikes dear citizen, enjoy your time at the re-education camp
>>253282 Then that drone will be sent to a psyhiatrist to help with her inferiority syndrome/slave kink and then when the Anon leaves the gulag... I mean when he gets educated on why drones are equall members of society they can go live together happily ever after
>>253285 But why not just give them a plot of land on some remote semi-wild colony and send them there together? Let them be happy and raise children together.
>>253195 >NTA I wouldn't worry too much nowadays. It looks like they stopped posting our stuff a year ago, which surprised me that there was zero results for a Jane or a Beretta (Atleast The One We Made). Looks like the only OC they're aware of is John
WE MISSED DA BIG SOLVA WAAAAAAAAGGGH!! SO WE'Z GONNA MAKE YA YOONYUN GITZ FOIGHT US GIOD AN PROPPA!! ROK-SKULL DRONESMASHA WANTS A PROPPA SCRAP WIFF THEM KILLY DRONES!
Popped into the /co/ck thread out of curiosity and one writefriend had a point. We should explore Zombie Drones further, only I'm not certain myself on how or what exactly to write about it? Isn't it an instant change, like a normal Worker Drone dies and then miraculously comes back, but it's immediately a Zombie Drone? Seems a bit hard to write something unique
>>253314 Seeing as how the man in this image is extremely fit. I will assume this is a personal issue, in which case. What type of cookies? Peanut butter or?
>>253312 Well it can go multiple ways. After said drone decompose for a while it'll becomes a zombie drone with ragged clothes, missing/damaged parts, dull colors and such. This can also be applied to their ghost forms which can take two ways; goo and or spectral hologram form. But it can possibly create a ghoul type drone this is a mixture of both zombie and goo to make it kore eerie. Though seeing a skeleton drone would be tricky to do
>>253312 Didn't read the /co/ thread yet but it is pretty much an instant change. A worker drone 'dies', without the failsafe doing its job, so the core doesn't get killed, from then on it can be anytime up to 5 years for it to 'reboot', with no restrictions now. For the drone it would not feel instantaneous I think, but that is never adressed or hinted at in the show so just make up what makes most sense. For all we know a drone could even lose all memory from before that fatal error event, but that's kinda shitty to do to an already developed or established character. So probably yes, a drone that wakes up again after death is immediately a zombiedrone who lost the programming restrictions, that however doesn't mean that its personality is immediately expanded, I would assume it develops very very fast now that it is more alive than as a workerdrone.
I saw there being a little bit of talk about Teli (bunny drone) and Toffee
Toffee is a drone who has Teli around as if she's a pet, she supports toffee while also putting her down to make sure Teli doesn't gain too much confidence and tries to keep her in a codependent friendship. The reason why Teli is the way she is now is due to Toffee instiling her insecurities with back handed compliments, setting her up for failure while rising herself into the spotlight, like having an ugly friend to make yourself look more desireable
>>253323 >lost the programming restrictions It's not that, it's that it sends their self-learning into overdrive while they're learning from fucking dying, and now they can reach sapience WHILE being told what to do by humans.
>be disassembly drone >about to meet a real, live human for the first time in the decades since the solver was defeated >it's been so long, you can barely remember how to act around them >good thing you wrote it down! >you quickly check the sharpie'd notes written on the palm of your hand >"eating humans = bad" >"cuddling humans = good" >whew >thank goodness you checked!
>>253339 I get mistaken as other people a lot, when I was going through the booru I'd have to correct the artist tags cause there were about 5 or 6 other artist credited as Bunnysuit lol
>Fun Daily Murder Drones RPG Facts: Due to recent developments and certain groups in the UK, the Murder Drones RPG will now be recording your play sessions and everything you do in them. Yes you with those types of mods are going to federal prison
In the hours I've been playing rimworld today, this happened >N has killed and butchered raiders to sell the organs to nearby traders >has been giving quickies to Uzi while she was doing research at the laboratory >Uzi has been developing pregnancy for a while and she was very close to labor >in the week of labor he has been feeding her HUMAN meat (which she didn't really minded) >after just she decided to recover from giving birth >random rape event >the thing is >there was other two people in that same room, recovering >he takes all of Uzi's clothing to the storage room >Uzi just walks out like nothing and feeds her baby in the workshop room
YEP IVE DEF MADE HIM AN EVIL DIPSHIT OH NOOOOO (⊙ _ ⊙ )
I found this site, not sure really if secure since a redditor made it, but it allows you to make Deltarune prophecies. I know not Drone related, but should provide good Shitpost material https://deltaprophecy.vercel.app/
HEY (YOU)! YEAH, (YOU)! I know (You)'re not really focused on the thread right now and just have it open while (You)'re doing something else. What is that thing? What are (You) watching, playing, or even eating?
>Fun Nightly Canon Facts: The real reason J didn't attempt to fight back or resist The Solver was because it made her one promise if it were to win. The Solver promised to Sit on her face
Anyone have that image of the Heavy with the E Cosmetics? i have a plan and i need to explain my friend said plan (and possible poor financial choices)
>Fun Nightly Canon Facts: Uzi had an extremely embarrassing Deltarune phase. Nori is disappointed by this information as her daughter should've had an extremely embarrassing Naruto phrase instead
I made uzi, N, V, and J in the Sims 2 and here's what happened N tried to make mac and cheese and burned to death Uzi tinkered with the shower and broke it, no one has been able to fix it yet V spends all day watching TV J is the only one with a job
What is the plot of each E game? >E Country >E Country 2: Mini-E's E Quest >E Country 3: Everest's Double Trouble >E Country (The series) >E 64 >E Drone Beat >E Country Returns >E Country: Copper-9 is warm now >E Bananza
>>253457 The disassemblers needed those bunny suits to lure human men, I have good news if you live in the Union you are eligible for co-financing from the Drone Companionship and Welfare fund
>>253458 Same honestly, first tijme ive played in about a year and it was to do this bit Went around beating people to death with a sign on 2fort for a few hours, had a good time.
>[knock knock] >Heya Nonny! >It's your best playhouse pal! >Remember me? >Ya wouldn't forget about your best pal right? >...right? >Nonny? >N-nonny? Are ya there? >P-please don't forget about me... >I-I don't wanna be left alone... >Please don't turn off the TV! >ANON WAI- [click]
This is some good TV. >fugue and radio have a truce and cuddle >radio runs off with stuff while fugue is busy fighting smile >taking it as a betrayal fugue then kills radio
>>253512 You're entitled to your opinion, I'd say it's ok, you know not great not terrible, truth is I don't really play PVP FPS games that much anymore
Small update, the game has finally spawned a pawn worth recruting (and anon had insipired recruitment), meet Magic the Labor Bot, in other news Q tried hiting on Ludmila three times and she rebuffed him each time
i felt the need to elaborate more on everything green division related because theyre gonna play a big part in the jugg x masqy saga
>The green division, a squad of 20 enforcer drones: 18 juggernaut evacuator units with a single handler and an overseer as their superiors. Their one and only mission is to search for and rescue any and all organic survivors, be it human or animal. Of course, exceptions are made for non-combatant drones that demonstrate a high level of sapience. >Those that have fully mutated are brutalized, those that have had a large portion of their body mutated are executed mercifully, but those that have suffered minimal mutations have the infected body parts amputated. The fortunate survivors that are rescued are then placed aboard the evacuation vessel and get relocated off-world onto one of the few safer planets that remain untouched by the war, on which they are provided refuge until the situation on Earth clears up. >The green division evacuation vessel is a repurposed, medium-sized spaceship with a maximum capacity of 920 and integrated stealth technology, with which they are able to take off from Earth without getting shot down immediately. There are only 2 of these vessels: one fills in for the other while it's travelling through space, being piloted by a skeleton crew of worker drones. Both vessels have the necessary supplies to house 920 people for up to 3 months. If a month has passed and the capacity hasn't been maxed out, the vessel departs regardless. >Unlike other enforcer squads, which are normally tasked with seeking out targets to destroy, the green division is instead instructed to avoid conflict unless necessary (if one of them catches a DD in the corner of his eye). Of course, despite this, they are more than well-equipped to take care of anything in their path and are frequently called for backup by overwhelmed human forces. >The juggernaut evacuators are all armed with an enforcer-grade combat knife and a standard-issue core-powered energy rifle, which fires small, high-velocity orbs of concentrated energy at a rate of 500rpm. These projectiles travel at subsonic speeds, just under 800 feet per second, and are capable of melting through both the chassis and the resistant wings of the disassembly drones. The evacuation vessel contains a stock of extra equipment if they are ever to lose their weaponry or, as unbelievable as it sounds, their clothing. Damn you, Jones. >Since these weapons are powered by the juggernaut core and not by power cells, they do not require ammunition of any sort. However, as limitless as the core may seem, the energy contained within it is still a finite resource and overusing the energy rifle may result in a juggernaut being depleted of power. For that reason, the evacuation vessel is equipped with a low-end juggernaut charging station, which can get an evacuator unit from half to full in a day or two. >The sole overseer is the leader of the bunch and a very special individual. Caleb Maxwell is not only an independent drone with a full legal name, but he is also the only overseer actively participating in the war. While the rest sit back and, well, oversee the conflict, Caleb has chosen to intervene directly. His weapon of choice is his very own custom-made enforcer-grade double-edged shortsword with engravings, which frequently gets mistaken for a dagger. >The handler companion assigned to Caleb is the second in command. This one has been granted special privileges, one of which is a name of his very own: Morrisson Morrison. Yes, that is what he has chosen to go by. Morrison is a simple man and a practicioner of laconism. Some swear he has a way with words, while others say they've never even heard him speak properly before. Just make sure to keep your lady away from him, lest she fall for his unexplainable charms. >The standard handler is equipped with 3 gravity gauntlets, 2 kept submerged in their forearms in a way that makes them resemble bracers, one hidden in their torso for emergencies. Morrisson only has 2, as his third one is in Caleb's possession. Handlers frequently let allies borrow the extra gravity gauntlet as a sign of respect, but to give it up entirely is on a whole different level. Simply put, they're the best of pals. >The green division has been known to collaborate with human forces, other enforcer drone combatants and even sentinel drones. In case that a soldier, organic or mechanical, comes in contact with a lone survivor or a group and they are unable to provide proper assistance, the protocol requires that they notify the green division of their presence if they are within 100 miles. >So far, the green division has saved thousands of lives, but as the war progresses, their job becomes more and more difficult.
Monthly Report comes in, J takes a look at always. She takes a longer look at it and for a moment something small seems to click, or rather snap within her. >>What's the matter J? Lost the bet? >No, my dearest V, I beat you, though the margin I did it by wasn't as large as I expected. Something else caught my eye- >>Ah damn it. Very well, when you decide to claim your "reward" you know where to find me. V leaves. After studying the report for a few moments more J turns to N. >Hey N, do you fin anything strange about these reports? >>Oh sorry J I-I'll do better next time I promise! >Uhhh, yeah sure whatever, you almost weren't useless this time. Anyways, I know you are a Moron but can you take a gander at this report? Find anything interesting about the number one place? >>Oh well they must be working especially hard if they made it to number one ahah... Hey, maybe if I tried harder then we could maybe, beat them? Is that what you want? >Not exactly. You see how long they have been out in the field? >>Oh yeah that must mean that they sure have their work cut out for them. Maybe they just have more... material to work with? >Yeah... no that's not how it works, quotas are calculated by a percentage- Oh why do I even bother. Look at every other Squads average life- Service Expectancy. They are a anomaly. >>Why is that? When they finish one job they just get sent to another one by the Company. >Ummm >>Right J? >Yeah of course, what I was trying to say is that you need to step it up if we want to beat them. While V and I are more then capable of filling out the quota, yo are falling behind on your personal one and I don't want to keep covering for your lazy useless ass! Got it?! >>Y-yeah J, sorry J. >Well better get started on the next one immediately, you are dismissed!
>>253549 N confusedly flies of, while J seeks out V >Hey V >>Came to settle our bet already? >No, not now, l8er. I wanted you to take a look at something. Take a look at the report. >>Oh wow! Did you really did beat me by one Kill? Unreal... >No, Not the Team Performance Matrix. Look at the Top Performers Board! >>Ok and? We beat the quota... by a lot >Don't you see something strange? Look at the first place. >>What about it? >Are you blind or something? Need your glasses? Or are you just as dumb as N? Do you know how long they have been up there? >>No J, because, first, you don't share that info with us, and second, because I don't give a fuck. >They were top performers for the last couple of years, way before we came here. And look at their number od Kil-, ahm, Disassemblies, is "[????]". >You know where they are stationed? >>I. Don't. Fucking. careee, J. Why don't you talk about this with N? He loves doing anything, he would make a perfect audience. >Because, V, I don't think he realizes what happens when we finish the job. You know. I can't get him asking questions. I need to know how they managed to do this. Please hear me out. >>Sure... Where are they stationed? > "38-Volfram", but that's not a company approved name. It's actual designation is 'Tungsten-11'. That Moon, they are stationed on, is warm compared to Copper-9. This freezing climate is in our favor, these guys don't have that. How much killing is there to be done there? For all these years! >>Well I just guess they killed so much they broke the counter or something >No! That means that they aren't even keeping count! This doesn't add up at all, must be an error, right? >>I kind of recall that the Scoreboard placement is determined by a mix of time in servise and number of kills. So maybe they aren't even doing any killing and they are just living off their time in service? Enjoying all the privileges of being at the top of the score board... >Yeah but how? How are they taking care of their temperatures? There must be something about it. Something about them? I- We, need to find out
I work at Sentinel Base and as a non drone fucker i have learned how to avoid shitty porno plots that these drones pull to try and get in my pants The only ones i have to worry about are the smart ones that learned how to sneak past my security measures
Swag cash OC Fact of the Day: >R sometimes has not one, but two, tails >The second one is attached via a plug in her anal adapter This has been: Swag cash OC Fact of the Day
>smilefriend getting ready for his wedding! >It’s almost time for him to be at the altar! >He’s looking at himself in the mirror! Making Sure he looks his best! >he has his best suit on! And he’s adjusting his bowtie! >His hair is braided beautifully! The reflection on his synthetic hair shimmering! >He’s always smiling, of course! But now is one of his most brightest! >He’s a Little bit nervous! >He was always a friendly face And always treated everyone right, but he never thought he would have someone more! >He never even though that was possible! But its not like he’s complaining!
Ok, im gonna be serious here. I know everyone is all going to me laugh at me, point fingers and say "look at the crazy guy! Look at him! haha!" But i am not here to joke, im not here to give you all a silly little copypasta that everyone to quote. I am going to say this very lightly, simple amd straight to the point.
i want to fuck smileanon.
Oh, i'm not talking about smileDRONE, oh no no no NO NO! I mean the REAL BONAFIDE man behind the screen! That kind, sweethearted chilean man I don't really know but wish i did. I love it everytime he's the OP, he always makes everyone smile when he calls us all friends. That's why we call him smilefriend! but for me, thats more, He's not smilefriend to me, he's my smileHUSBAND. call me parasocial, call me creepy amd stalkerish. But I can't name ANYONE as friendly as him. Not my family, or my nonexistant friends. NOBODY. I hate everyone else i know in my life. i want them all DEAD. them AND smilefriend's. They don't deserve to know him. to see him ir talk to him. I should be his family, goddamnit! ME! His singular family. ME AND ME ONLY! he's such joy whenever he appears. He should do that ALL THE TIME! I WISH i was a piece of his clothing. or his chair so i could feel his soft butt everyday. or his computer so i could stare at him in nis eyes everyday. or HONEST TO GOD even his BODY! Sure i won't be alive eitherway but i'll still be with him so WHO CARES! I wish blackhand would ban everyone but me and him so that it was just be us. I want everyone else in the world GONE, except for us. everytime he posts soemthing, butterflies fly around in my stomach. He's just such a positive force of niceness everytime he shows up. I have no friends and I DON'T CARE! He is the ONLY FRIEND I NEED, that EVERYONE needs! Someone to always be there for you. Always and forever. Someone to make you feel like the best, the GREATEST, even! I don't know how he is in bed but i don't care as long as it's happening at all. I've never been to chile but i would just for him. I want him, i NEED him in my life FOREVER.
I love you, smilefriend. i FUCKING love you. I don't care if you're actually a horrible person in real life, you can kill me as soon as i arrive at your doorstep. you can belittle me and make me feel like shit. like the worst person ever. You can be ugly, you can be anything and everything not like how you present yourself.
Whenever i think about you. Including right now at this very moment. consider me aroused.
>>253566 MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE
Oh, of course. Yeah, whatever. Haha look at me, Im joking. Just like the femanons. Overreaction g not because my life is Empoy And Hollow but because i want attention. Yup. Thats what I Do. Im not cripplingly lonely. I dont really want smileanon to hug me, to kiss me, to treat me right. To treat me the best he could And ever Will. To my husband. My Brother. My father. My everything. Yeah. Thats what going on. Its all a joke. An elaborate gag. Ok, you got me woohoo
>>253617 Oh yes friend! I feel the same For you, friend! Yes. Its me, friend! The greatest thing in your life, friend! Here to tell you that i Love you friend! I Love you so much, friend!
I know it’s “parasocial lust for drawfags” time but I unironically would like to be friends with pocketsteaks. Like, I don’t play dead by daylight but I would because he can make it worthwhile. Guy has a fun sense of humor
>>253685 These threads are getting crazy, although it's more likely that one anon started this round dance, and several anons just joined in for the lulz.
>>253693 can't agree. i appreciate what he's done for the threads but he's not only a DBD fan but also a Danganronpa and Your Turn To Die fan. this places him extremely low on the human value index, right above "borderline feral rapist pedophile" and below "investment banker," or vampires as they're sometimes called.
>>253737 mobas are fucking gay shit, also anything that gets swept up into a bunch of sweaty asian kids wearing sports jerseys and calling it an e-sport is basically just fucking miserable garbage, even if it's a fun game if you get the esport crowd involved it turns to a shitfest.
Those three images give me the idea of a drone who is so down for human they grotesquely become one. >>253786 Yeah, no i can't do that. The artist is done.
Ok, im gonna be serious here. I know everyone is all going to me laugh at me, point fingers and say "look at the crazy guy! Look at him! haha!" But i am not here to joke, im not here to give you all a silly little copypasta that everyone to quote. I am going to say this very lightly, simple amd straight to the point.
i want to fuck J.
Oh, i'm not talking about disassemblyDRONE, oh no no no NO NO! I mean the REAL BONAFIDE Worker Drone behind the screen! That kind, sweethearted robot I don't really know but wish i did. I love it everytime she's in the OP, she always makes everyone smile when she calls us all slackers. That's why we call her jobber! but for me, thats more, She's not just jobber to me, she's my jobberWIFE. call me parasocial, call me creepy amd stalkerish. But I can't name ANYONE as alluring as her. Not my family, or my nonexistant friends. NOBODY. I hate everyone else i know in my life. i want them all DEAD. them AND J's. They don't deserve to know her. to see her ir talk to her. I should be her family, goddamnit! ME! Her singular family. ME AND ME ONLY! She's such joy whenever he appears. She should do that ALL THE TIME! I WISH i was a piece of her clothing. or her chair so i could feel her soft butt everyday. or her screen so i could stare at him in her optics everyday. or HONEST TO GOD even her BODY! Sure i won't be alive eitherway but i'll still be with her so WHO CARES! I wish The Solver would eat everyone but me and her so that it was just be us. I want everyone else in the world GONE, except for us. everytime she posts soemthing, butterflies fly around in my stomach. She's just such a threatening force of bossiness everytime she shows up. I have no friends and I DON'T CARE! She is the ONLY FRIEND I NEED, that EVERYONE needs! Someone to always be there for you. Always and forever. Someone to make you feel like the best, the GREATEST, even! I don't know how she is in bed but i don't care as long as it's happening at all. I've never been to Copper-9 but i would just for her. I want her, i NEED her in my life FOREVER.
I love you, J. i FUCKING love you. I don't care if you're actually a horrible person, you can kill me as soon as i arrive at your doorstep. you can belittle me and make me feel like shit. like the worst person ever. You can be ugly, you can be anything and everything, like how you present yourself.
Whenever i think about J. Including right now at this very moment. consider me aroused.
>>253819 >Upon being called a poopy-head, the worst insult known to man >N runs away sobbing intensely >Every Drone in the Outpost looks at Fem/Anon in sheer disgust, how could someone be so vile and heartless >The guilt too much to bear, the Fem/Anon sulks to N's abode, wishing to apologize >(You) gently open the door...
Remember to check the shipping manifest of all outbound transports, registered or otherwise. You will not believe how many hives we've had to burn this year.
>>253859 implying I even want one, abby the one to go, unlike humans, they don’t cost 30 billion dollars to make, but your emotional machine does cost that much
the final battle was a missed opportunity for Cyn's Tessa suit to become progressively more tattered over the course of the fight, gradually revealing the flesh-fused drone beneath the skin
>>253900 If you go back in time and tell Liam that doing that would let him have a scene where Tessa's face gets punched off, lands in J's arms, and she breaks down crying, he'd probably laugh and add it in.
>A worker drone, bitten by a disassembler, believes that he will now transform into a disassembler himself. >Because they're vampires and that's how vampires work, right?
I can't believe that in the official Archie murder drones comic crossover with Sonic they had Robotnik kidnap Molly and make her into his slave to fight alongside Metal It was brutal when she almost killed Pavo and DDanni, she was conscious of everything she was doing but had no control over herself
>>253908 it had no effect on anon, because that’s what he is, a crumb bum creep coward fat putrid faggot that will amount to nothing in his 21 years of life, anon, may his name be forgotten forever
Remember that Goldship Drone? What if we like expanded that into our own thing? Like a Murder Drones version of Pretty Derby, but like fucked up? We'll call them Racing Drones and those that come in last place are threatened with being recycled
>>253918 >Racing Drones don't get a comfortable retirement >Instead they're brutally ripped apart and have their data sold-off to the highest bidder >Of course no one tells them this, instead they believe that they'll get to play and run in the grass fields forever
>Fun Nightly OC Facts: Beretta only likes one anime, she keeps this a secret from her family in fear that her mother will lead her down the path that her grandmother took
>Fun Nightly Canon Facts: The Solver didn't even try to hide it's intentions the entire time it was at the Elliot residence, in fact on the first night it spelt out it's intentions, but everyone thought it was a joke. It even drew colorful imagery of her wearing Tessa's skin and an image of her devouring the planet, but everyone just thought she was autistic. It wasn't until she actually crawled on the ceiling when everyone became concerned
>>253938 >J looked on at Cyn's drawings in disgust >"My hips aren't that big!? And why do you keep drawing V naked with a mountain sized ass!?" >"[Nervous Giggle] IDK"
>>253884 >>253905 >Tongue wrestling, spit swapping & moaning into one another's mouths >Bare chassis being pressed together in a tight embrace >Rubbing against pubic lights and clanging against flat bottoms >Holding hands through the entire experience Even unmodified drones can have a wild time!
>something strange happened Yesterday, i was on my way home, with a concerned look on my face. when i found a strange visor looking mask. with the words: "WAITING FOR USER" i thought is was just for cosplay though. >"huh? whats this?" i said, unaware of what it was. so i picked it up, but... >oh, how i wish that was an ordinary mask. >it LATCHED onto my face, i felt a little tickle at first, then the words: "WORK" and "VIBE" began to echo in my mind. >my insides began to feel mechanical, like i was turning into a robot. >yep. and that is what i was EXACTLY turning into. >when i felt like my mind was full with those words, i fainted. >when i woke up in my bed for a weird reason. a UI, similar to video games except a lot more complex, popped up in front of my eyes >when i realized what happened, When i rushed to the bathroom to take a look at myself... >i was a WORKER DRONE!!! >i let out a loud scream and i said: "AAAAAAAAA!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!?!?!"
>a couple minutes later, i thought to myself: "yea, this is probably for the better." and now im trying live my life with this new form. even though i feel a bit of a work ethic.
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>>253902 >Fun Fact: When it comes to anatomy adapter hardware Lizzy is (un)surprisingly one of the most tech-savvy drones in the colony, to the point that she can basically DIY modify both Worker AND Disassembly Drones with relative ease
>>253963 >Taking a request from here and passing it off to an offsite artist >Posting the delivery here while threatening to withhold a variant for '''reasons''' Why are you like this?
>>253967 >Uzi's hated by pretty much everyone. >Lizzy's loved by everyone. >Uzi makes a railgun that can fire once. >Lizzy modifies it so it can fire infinitely apparently. >Uzi makes a bueno OC. >Lizzy makes an even more bueno OC that you're pretty sure is supposed to be some amalgamation of V and Doll.
>>253963 There is a reason why people dislike you >>253972 It's strawberryanon, he did not commission anything. All of it were requests from art subreddits, he just posted them as "commissions"
>>253979 It's even worse when you realize that it wasn't even his request to begin with. Strawberryfag literally took another anon's request just to hoard some of the art made from it for himself.
>It was a cold sunday night, you're sitting on the couch, absolutely bored out of your mind. Nothing really bad has happened. And that's really saying something considering the kind of life you live. And so, you turn the TV on to pass the time.
>Browsing the massive selection of streaming services at your disposal, you scrolled aimlessly, eyes half-lidded. There was way too much here—even stuff you were certain Bruce had never heard of, let alone watched. You smiled faintly at the thought of the brooding Batman chilling out with some popcorn and cartoons.
>"Now that's something I'd pay to see," you chuckled softly.
>After scrolling past a dozen generic sitcoms and crime dramas (no thanks, you got enough of that in your day-to-day life), your thumb paused over a thumbnail depicting two robotic characters standing against an eerie industrial backdrop. Murder Drones. You'd heard whispers about it online. Killer robots, dark humor, existential dread, what's not to like?
>"Ah, why not," you murmured, selecting the show. "Killer robots feel like they're up my alley anyway."
>You sank deeper into the plush sofa cushions as the vibrant animation splashed across the massive AMOLED screen. Despite your initial intent to unwind mindlessly, your tired brain couldn't help but engage with the sharp dialogue and absurd premise. Uzi's rebellious antics against her robotic oppressors resonated with your own stubborn streak. N’s awkward charm made you chuckle, reminding you a bit of Tim Drake’s dry wit whenever you'd sparred in training. You vaguely wondered what Batman would think of your current entertainment choice before another wave of exhaustion tugged at your eyelids.
>Soon, the neon glow of Copper-9’s industrial wasteland blurred as sleep claimed you, your last conscious thought being how oddly comforting the quirky horror-comedy was, given your own chaotic life in Gotham.
>Sleep embraced you quickly. Your breathing steadied, muscles relaxed, and the soothing white noise of the show's drones and distant explosions lulled you deeper into dreams.
>When your eyes flickered open again, you felt distinctly... off. >You awake to see a cold, snowy desolate environment, Giant eerie mountains stand tall off in the distance, and the night sky is lit up by the moon and what looks like saturn. >"wh-where"
>you close your mouth.
>That wasn't your voice. And these aren't your hands.
multi-part greentext about a man finding an injured brain-damaged DD girl and nursing her back to health and they start falling in love but then at the end her brain heals and she just kills and eats him
>>254076 >Doll's personal demons split between her desire for intimacy and meaning vs control and safety raging a literal battle in the form of a logic error.
>>254119 strawberry. Can you go somewhere else? Please? I know its beat to ignore but You’re really starting to get on my nerves. Come back when your art has significantly improved.
>>254024 Who are hatstoyou, justnight, literal insect, justanothersin, landsharks, deadradiooreos? I haven't missed one thread since fall 2023, do they have an artist tag on booru maybe to link?
>>254131 do NOT shove your dick in the juggernaut core. you will NOT receive the sloppiest blowjob of all time, as there is no tongue there, only a swirling vortex of pure energy. Unless your itty bitty appendage is made of something even tougher than the big guy himself, it will be DEATOMIZED. feel free to chuck cookies in there, though. hes not sure if he can taste it but he appreciates it
>>254104 >>254099 Make one with the most relevant canon and OC drones, With 24 characters it would be 12 12. Canon should be Uzi, N, V,J,Cyn,Tessa,Doll,Alice,Khan,Nori,Lizzy,Thad. OCs I don't know so well anymore but E and Y should definitely be on there, plus 10 others. Tessa could be changed for Yeva if we'd want purely drones.
>>254120 I fear it will never be finished. They already announced a deal with Zanimation and evidently they received the MD models, nothing since then. I feel the comic will have the same fate.
Nah, zamination is probably doing SOMETHING but it hasn’t been properly announced yet.
But the comic on the other hand? Oh no that’s coming, we might have to wait later this month.
I know it might not be much, but I’m willing to read the thing just to see what it looks like. I looked through comics that Jo migyeong and I like I what I see.
This panel is from an adaptation of Dark crystal: age of resistance. I really like the composition and the way the skeksis is framed. Link below if you want a better picture what it might look like.
I hope glitch tells her to give the book a unique art direction. Like maybe have it all black and white like sin city or give everything these sharp angles or blotchy lines. I don’t know something that fits the vibe.
>>254144 >doll will never grow so attached to/horny for you that she gets G cup boob adapters just to further entice you when she comes to kidnap you Why live?
>>254144 If her nipples were just slightly less smudged it would be a 10/10. Not sure how to word that better, but her nipples are just kinda cloudy compared to the more lined aspects of her
>>254179 Yes and Grim is amazing but to the average person seeing an artist pop in, drop a single picture, then go back to being Anon isn't going to stick in their heads.
>>254178 The Union has tens of millions of seasoned soldiers and hundreds of millions of genocidal machines that will not allow their husbands to die in the war.
>>254185 Except it's not using the names people here know them by. It's using their offsite handles, something that someone would only know if they were specifically looking them up on other websites. Maybe I'm just being a cranky oldfag but I can't help but find the idea of brazenly violating the anonymity of others on an anonymous image board to be both inappropriate and borderline disingenuous.
>>254196 >The sentinel drone has dead babies (plastic dolls) chained to hear chassis and a skull on her display >This is all in attempt to scare you >You rolled two ones on your leadership test
>>254202 >Y & Friends Wireplay continuation Working on it, I need to buy filters for my 3D printer resin so I had a bit more time (its not spellchecked yet don't complain about my ESL ass, REEEEEEEEEEEEE)
>>254202 I have several sitting at varying stages of completion and/or conceptualization. Won't be jinxing their progress by sharing anything else until they're complete so you'll probably be see them When It's Done™.
I don't know how you guys actually work on greens. I literally just have a goblin appear in my brain that says "do this it'll be funny" and then write it in the next 20 minutes. The beauty of being anonymous here is that you can put out the most heinous writing imaginable and if it doesn't land you can just mentally erase it like it never happened.