What could be better than a loving murder drone wife and a dozen murder drone kids, anon? DEATH IN THE NAME OF MANKIND IN THE FIGHT AGAINST THE GOD OF ABSOLUTE END!
The timeless Booru: https://dronebooru.co The wheel with infinite OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf And it's modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The perpetual OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The last Thread: >>253246
>>254279 Fodderi is based on her status as Fodder Drone, Drones used during the war for suicide missions against DDs. Tammy called her Fodderi as it was all Fodderi was all she would accept as FD#17
>J sighs as she catches N staring out of a window, he pulled a chair over to it and has been sitting on it "What do you think you're doing scrap-for-brains?" >N doesn't look away from the window >"Tessa saw some people dumping special drones off at the swamp again, she left this morning so I'm waiting for her!" >J shakes her head "That's nice and all but you need to do your wo-" >"I got all my tasks done today!" >J stares at N in offense "Don't you dare interrupt me! And besides, work is-" >"Never done yeah. Oh! Tessa's back! She's got something big too!" >N jumps down from the chair and rushes to meet Tessa downstairs >J imagines strangling N before taking a deep breath and lets it out slowly "I can kill him later, the Boss is what matters J." >J follows the path N took >N left the door open >Again >J lets out a frustrated growl as she walks out the door to find Tessa had dragged a tarped over vaguely drone shaped lump >>"Oh heya J-bird! I got something special from the swamp today! U shoulda brought one o' ya with me this was heavy!" >J's frustration melts as she takes in the shadowy form of Tessa, she might not be able to see Tessa's smile but she can still tell "Alright boss, me and nincompoop here can handle it from here. Idiot, grab that end I have this end." >J and N carry Tessa's find over to her workshop and lay it on the work bench "So boss, what's so special about this?" >Tessa grabs the tarp and pulls it off revealing a massive drone >The drone has bulbs on the top of it's head and bulky armored limbs >It looks like it would tower over even James if it stood up >N lets out a "woah" >>"This, lady and gentlebot, is a one of a kind find. Found some documents that the fellas that dumped this poor fella off dropped. Most of it's unreadable though, fell in the muck." >Tessa hands J a soggy stack of paper >J can barely make out the words "pro**type Dis*ss***** Dr**e" and "he*ting iss**s" and "possib** tai* installati**" >J look at Tessa with worry "Are you sure this is safe?" >>"Well I had good luck with you, V, N and Cyn and nothing bad has happened to us yet!" >Lightning strikes a tree a few miles out, J notes down yet another inaccurate weather report as it starts raining >>"Alright J, N lets turn this puppy on!"
>[DDos booting up] >[Hello world] >[hello, new toy] >[Prototype N°16 fully online, attempting to connect to Network.] >[Error, Network not found.] >Vision comes to you >You sit up and take in your surroundings >You're in a low quality repair bay >A singular human stands between two civilian class drones, they are unimportant >You get off of the repair bend and stand up to your full height and look down at the human >You can feel your programming designate her as your Commander >"Crikey you're a big bastard!" "Is my new designation to be quote "Big Bastard" unquote?" >The female human lets out a laugh and doubles over with laughter >"Hoo boy no! What's your name big guy?" "I am Prototype number 16." >"Well nice to meet ya 16, name's Tessa! These two here are J and N!" Tessa says as she holds out a hand >You ignore the drones and take Tessas smaller hand in yours, gently shaking it "Hellow Commander Tessa."
>You expected a simple dance with the heiress. >Something to lighten the mood on an otherwise dreary evening. >And in a way, it did. >Despite the protests from her parents about mixing with strangers, you both took a chance and lost yourselves in the harmony set by the band. >The world seemed to spin but you never lost focus on one another within the crowd. In the moment it was a pure delight. >Just two awkward teens without a care in the world having the time of their lives. >Her giggles and bright smile made your chest run aflutter. >Perhaps you made her feel the same?
>You never really were a good dancer but even with your clumsy footfalls there was many a chance to keep up. Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader - Sparks in the Dark OST >Yet as you came together and locked hands...that amber backdrop that heralded a romance began to spoil. >The voices and fanfare withered away in bleeding shades. Melting and twisting into creeping vines that strangled bones and cracked tendons. >Heaviness overcame your heart and belaboured your breathing. >You couldn't let go. You wanted to but your fingers refused to relent. >But they weren't your fingers. >Or hers. No. >They were much too cold.
>Violin strings carried screams and discord stretched into an accordionsong. >Beautiful synchronicity dashed into a stilted replication of 'music'. >Your gaze went back to Tessa...only to instill horror in your core. >Twirling and twirling and more twirling revealed mottled patches of skin peeling away bit by bit. >Whatever footing you had should have been lost in an escape attempt...but a sinister giggle mocked it. >Finally you mustered the courage to look directly into her eyes. Brilliant green was now a stinging yellow emblazened into crosses that stuck to orbs much too wide for her face. >It seemed like the very fabric of her being had been stuffed metal and wire. >A call for help died in your throat as the massacre went on around you. >"[TEEHEE] You're not going anywhere, lover boy."
You know with thread activity decreasing, mostly probably due to the fact that most Anons are apparently in education and it's back to school season. This should actually inspire those of you who are still reluctant to get into the contentfag game. After all, since the threads are going to slow down and less Anons are going to be here for the time being, it should be a good start to ease into drawing and writing for you since it's unlikely that you'll be ignored in this instance or shit-on by some really grumpy Anon.
>>254295 So is this like a nightmare or The Solver just being a dick to some random Anon, going so far as to fake hologram the parents and the entire scenario before pulling out the rug?
>>254302 >NTA Alright we'll start off easy using C-Grade JCJenson [In Spaaaaaace] 100% Totally Non-Suspicous Beef Flavored Product. First you want to take that stuff out of the packaging and place it on the pan. Next step you place the pan of course on top of the stove and crank that baby up to medium. Now we'll just let it sizzle for a good 30 seconds, before using our cooking utensil to mix it around, just to make sure it's all getting evenly cooked and not sticking to the pan and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
>>254286 >Tessa gets a protomurder drone as a guard dog >James can only make feeble threats to his daughter because the giant autistic robot can and would rip him in half
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>>254307 No TAMMFK was one of those oddities that became hard to plausibly make sense after the release of newer episodes. He's essentially a relic of the old threads
>>254302 >anon starts with something simple first >moves behind her, grabs her waist to position her right in front of him >anon shows her the motions first, then places the spatula back in her hand >places his hands over hers to guide her movements >anon whispers good girl to her once she flips the pancake on her own
>>254325 >You're trying to find all the spots where N's ticklish >You found one where he's something other than ticklish >You try to pull away, but his hand grabs your wrist and puts it back
>>254336 "Do you want to rub my belly, or would you rather i rub your belly?" Belly rubs always gets them and realizing that big spoon gives belly rubs will work.
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Cory's Summary of Some Movies - SleepyCast How do you think Cory Spazkid would describe MD to a blind person in an attempt to take advantage of their disability, not understanding they can still hear the thing and know it's nothing like what he's describing?
I have an idea >Masqy is from a lineup of Drones sold as children's toys. Specifically for small girls. >You know the type of toy. >"She cries! She sings! She talks!" >*Girl sniffs the hair* "Wow, Vanilla!"
>>254369 Never have a thought again >In a vain attempt by humanity to stop The Solver, they resorted to multiple nuclear strikes >Unfortunately The Solver discovered this plan >Taking control of the Advanced Defense Systems which tapped into every single planets nuclear arsenal, she forced them all to detonate >To The Solver this was essentially adding some spice to her meals >The nuclear fallout resulted however in the mutation of all plants and animals across the galaxy >This series of events allowed some creatures to survive the flash freeze that occurred on Copper-9
>>254381 Listen, we either make robots that need constant human attention and that have feelings of existential dread and they stay docile enough with the occasional plaping or we don't do that and we get skynet >Picrel the occasional plaping
>V and Lizzy were bored. Very, very bored. After a long day of terrorizing the workers, funposting online, and, for Lizzy at least, getting munched on by a robot velociraptor while her girlfriend only laughed at her. But now that all that excitement had wound down, they desperately needed something to do. All of a sudden, V had an idea. "Did you know Uzi keeps a secret diary?~" V asked. "Who?" Lizzy responded unbothered. "The short, purple, emo one." "Oh, yeah. Her," Lizzy looked disinterested. "What about this stupid diary?" V smirked. "Wanna read it?~" Lizzy immediately stood up. "Absolutely, where is it?" They stood and V led Lizzy to Uzi's home. She used the key Uzi had given her to enter. Once they did, they saw the diary sitting on top of Uzi's bed. "Looks like she forgot to hide it." V said as she picked it up and cut the locks off with a claw before opening it.
>Inside of the diary was shocking to both V and Lizzy. So much about feet! From scarily accurate drawings of N's feet at various angles and poses to tier lists of who likely had the best feet to stories written about the feet of several drones. "Oh my robo god!" V exclaimed as she read. "I knew she was a freak, but... this is insane!" Lizzy replied.
>As they read on, the shock and excitement started to wear off, and they started reading differently. "Oh, no way N has better feet than me!" V said, looking offended. "Yeah, it makes no sense that some twink would have hotter feet than you." Lizzy backed her up. "Yeah, so why does he get all these drawings?" V tried to wrap her head around it. "Well," Lizzy said. "Has she seen your feet?" V thought for a second. "Yeah, she has. Have you?" She asked. "Yeah." "Do you think they're hot?" "Very." V smiled. "Thanks babe.~"
>They read through the entire diary with growing interest the further they went. Once they were done, V set the diary back on Uzi's bed. The two lo
>>254401 when i revamp all the old jonesposts into a coherent storyline ill make sure to include the reason instead of it being trivia. go on juggernaut's booru wiki and look in the jones section
>>254296 He probably got confused, say was his headband flashing red? There is a lot of DDs with broken optics runing around lately maybe he couldn't see who you were and thought this was an apropriate way to ask for help? At most he could make you a single father but he would need extensive and expensive retrofitting for that
>Back when the enforcer army was first deployed on Earth, every town and every city was still crawling with tens of thousands of survivors. Any crevice you'd look in, you'd find another human. Hell, there'd even be a sapient WD companion with them every once in a while. Originally, the green division didn't intend to take these little fellas with them, but seeing how attached the people had gotten to them, the humans had forced their hand. >The green division started making large-scale hideouts for survivors all across the continent of Europe, a quick and easy solution for their problems. They'd repurpose old bunkers and various other underground structures into shelters and supply them with portions of what they had stored on the evacuation vessel, right before it'd depart. Then, with the help of the humans, they rehabilitated a couple trains and started running a network. Since the vessel could only hold 920 passengers, the survivors would have to take trips in waves. >The trains would frequently get raided by small squads of disassembly drones and other such units, which is why Caleb assigned Morrison and one lucky juggernaut to stand guard and shoot any unwanted visitors right out of the sky. This helped minimize casualties to single digit numbers, but eventually the metallic demons did learn to swoop up one person at a time and fly away instead of attempting to kill them all. Still, the losses were minimal. >However, the enforcers' plans weren't as foolproof as one would think, all because they forgot to account for one thing: human nature. The survivors quickly began turning on eachother, fighting amongst themselves in a desperate attempt to board the train before anyone else. Such behavior was understandable and should've been expected: when faced with the threat of annihilation, noone wants to wait and go last. >At first, they had only one ground rule: organic beings take priority over inorganic ones, but this soon proved to be insufficient. To remedy this, Caleb Maxwell was forced to implement a rather authoritarian system. The survivors were to be be sorted from youngest to oldest, weakest to healthiest, the former going first. To enforce these new rules and quell any potential uprisings, the green division split its members across every shelter. >The survivors weren't happy, not one bit, but the thousands of them couldn't do anything even to a lone juggernaut evacuator unit, since they were unarmed. After a certain period of time, they just gave up and no attempts to revolt were ever made. No matter how dissatisfied the people were, they still knew not to bite the hand that fed them, literally. >When the green division made its way to North America, they had to improvise. Since there weren't as many underground structures around, they'd simply fortify existing buildings and make them as impregnable as possible. This idea was a failure, since the DDs would swarm the fortress, take shots at it and fall back whenever they got hurt, only to return a few minutes later fully regenerated. They'd repeat this until their defenses were exhausted. >Caleb quickly realized the error of his ways and resorted to using the same strategy as before, albeit a cruder version of it. They'd dig out caves with the help of handlers, who would excavate a large area using their lasers, and grunt drones, who would grind the cavern into resembling a habitable space with their sharp teeth. All this was accomplished in a matter of hours. >These living quarters were far, far worse than what they had previously established, but anything was a preferrable alternative to being out in the streets while the murder drones patrolled above. It's almost poetic how man was pushed back into the cave: certain areas weren't even habitable anymore, not just because of enemy presence, but also because the air there was no longer breathable. >As time went on and humanity died out, barely holding out on the brink of extinction, the usefulness of these shelters followed a trend similar to the population and steadily decreased, since there was barely anyone left to inhabit them. It was easier than ever to gather survivors onto the vessel, the days of massive hordes scrambling to get onto a shoddy train were long gone. >It's no surprise that the green division has completely ditched these depleted hideouts. Nowadays, only overequipped madmen inhabit these abandoned networks, forming various communities of extremists seeking to face both the elusive enemy and the opposing gangs head-on. They scavenge parts and create shoddy superweapons, the great equalizer with which they are able to combat the murder drones. >As for the green division... These older times were incredibly stressful for Caleb: every life was sacred and yet he couldn't possibly save all of them. Every time he'd get news of a casualty, every time he'd see a corpse of someone he once saw alive and well, it chipped away at his heart. Though, admittedly, those times were much better than now. At least back then you'd find them living, but now all you're met with is either disfigured corpses... or horrors beyond your comprehension.
>>252355 >”Произойдет что-то ужасное. (Something terrible will happen.)” A voice whispers to you. >You recognize the voice. She kept you company while you were locked up in the asylum. >She told you countless stories which you always listened to. >She gave you a sense of normalcy. She kept you grounded to reality. >You feel her warm hands on your shoulders. >”What do you mean?” >”Помнишь историю о кемпинге, которую я тебе однажды рассказывал? Ту, про Узи? (Do you remember the camping story I once told you? The one with Uzi?)” >You remember it in gross detail. She told you how your own mother ate a part of her own classmates like a feral animal. >Back then you would have thought that is more evidence your mother was the robo-Antichrist. You now know she lost control because of the real robo-Antichrist contained within her. >”Ваша племянница и племянник в опасности. Их состояние пробуждается. Чиаппа был тем, кто потерял контроль, и Курт тоже потеряет его в свое время. (Your niece and nephew are in danger. Their condition is awakening. Chiappa was the one who lost control and Kurt will do so as well in due time.)” Her tone sounds urgent. “Они не знают, кто они на самом деле. Курт подозревает, что что-то происходит, в то время как Чиаппа совершенно ничего не подозревает. (They don't know what they really are. Kurt suspects something is happening while Chiappa is completely oblivious.)” >Your core skips a beat at the mention of your niece and nephew. You don’t want anything bad to happen to them. >”Is…is something going to happen to them?” >”Пока нет, но скоро будет. Они должны знать правду. Они должны уметь контролировать себя и свои силы. Если они этого не сделают, то станут воротами для возвращения Абсолютного Решателя. (Not yet but soon. They must know the truth. They must be able to control themselves and their powers . If they don't, they will become gateways for the Absolute Solver's return.)” >”I must talk to them. Right now.” You try to get up from the chair but she forces you to sit back down. >”Сделайте это, и вы только усугубите ситуацию. Они не смогут так быстро справиться с этой новостью. Вам нужно поймать их с поличным. А пока что вам нужно выждать время. В ближайшие дни они оба снова пойдут на охоту. Держите их под наблюдением. (Do that and you will make things worse. They will not be able to handle the news this soon. You need to catch them in the act. For now, you must bide your time. Both of them will go hunting again in the following days. Keep them under watch.)” You feel her let go of your shoulders and immediately look back. She’s gone. >You turn back to the desk and stare at the papers in disbelief. >For the first time in a while, you feel like your world, and sanity, are starting to fall apart. >Just what will you do?
>>254439 Why can't drone software be normal? Why does the installation tool and updater need to lust after humans too? They're not even sentient or conscious!
>>254443 >He tried installing his trannywere OS on a drone so that he could post "I use arch btw" on space reddit for karma This is why xSex architecture is the best and why the drivers should remain proprietary in perpetum
>>254439 > normal loading icon and blank face when anyone else is present > goes :3 and gives that text whenever it's just you in the same room (all their sensors are supposed to be shut down during the update process)
>>254437 Very sweet that Negev and Doll are still really close. Also, considering Doll's primary residence is Uzi's mind palace, this would probably end up being a collaboration between Negev and Uzi after the elder Doorman gets tipped off too.
>>254453 the FUCK did they do to doll, neither of them know of doll’s existences, probably for the best, no one wants to deal with that massive let down of an russian, want to revenging her parents, to stalking a married man and his kids
>>254457 honestly forgot about that. welp. but still i don't think Uzi would leave both of them alive if it means Cyn gets new puppets since she's already influencing them slowly and subtly with one becoming a psycho murder streamer and the other a feral animal
>>254450 Why would I criticise the Union? I agree with its policies, and I know that the chosen rulers have my best interest in mind. My drone wives (which the state provided me with) remind me of that whenever they put that silvery spice I really like on all my food
>>254459 >Their economy is so bad that they have to lease drones >Their goverment is unable to provide a basic human necessity to its citizens Holy kek federationfags, I'm surprised you still have running water, remember that we can accept you as refugees (you will even get a cup of medicinal nanite water to help with health issues caused by malnutrition)
>>254465 >Willingly becomes the bigges of space shabbos goyim because of a few sex dolls God bless the Federation. God bless BOXON. God bless Nanotrasen. God bless Weyland Yuttani. God bless Tri-Taycheon. They may be immoral but they put humanity first. We will retake what is rightfully ours again.
>wake up >get dressed >go to work >the coffee maker disassembler smiles as she sees you walk in >her nanite acid tail repurposed as a coffee maker >she places her tail in your mouth and you sip, delicious, warm coffee and blessed caffeine flowing into your mouth >she unbuttons her blouse, her massive mammary adapters exposed in the cool, office air as she asks if you'd like some cream with your coffee
>>254470 Forgot Mac kinda existed there for a moment. I wonder what he would think of Beretta's kids since in some greens he seems to hate Anon like Uzi.
>>254471 >Everyone but Boxon >they put humanity first Holy cope, please remember your 3088 human primacy larp when you die in a xenomorph containment breach
>bigges of space shabbos goyim >Me having loving drone wifes involves the small hats somehow You may be hallucinating due to starvation, otherwise you're just a retard
>>254476 He's a normalfag-not a failed normalfag like Beretta, a true normalfag-so he'd like them. Chiappa's into sports like him, and Kurt's got terrifyingly thirsty people on his case like him.
>>254477 Shut up GOY GOY GOY GOY GOY. You only say this because the nanites in your brain say so while I'll willingly strap myself with a Nuclear Suitcase or a SM Munition bomb and take out as many as I can of you, traitors.
>>254476 beretta's respond to mac’s hatred is a agonising kick to his balls, welcome to live, mac, you may be her bother, but beretta doesn’t care when it’s her husband and kids are being insulted, beretta is a mother
The "Manipulated" Nanite Consumer of the Union >Enjoys life >Has many loving drone wives/husbands >Is healthy, eats well >Enjoys all the amenities he wants
VS
The "Free" Non-Indoctrinated Thinker of the Federation >Is starving >No drones >No human partners either because he isn't of the top 1% "Cosmo-Aryan H1B" genetic stock >Hates his life >Is willing to strap himself to a nuke just to end his life and spread his misery to others living better than him
The nanites are strictly medicinal, by the way. They help the brain function, maybe if you took them, you'd know words other than "goy."
>>254482 Fuck your stupid talking toasters while you can, traitor, soon VSOTF will get to you all and raise the banner of the Federation and humanity over the galaxy!
>>254495 Since in the Union disassembly drones are normal civilians doing normal civilian things, it's natural that they'll have most of their weapons removed.
Damn, just imagine drinking coffee out of your drone wife's tail every morning, oh my god, that's heaven.
>>254494 >Year 35 of the two-week SMO to conquer the Union's territory >The Federation has lost 90% of its able-bodied men >They have gained an impressive -1 star system after one of their starbases blew up due to lack of maintenance >Two more weeks!!!
>>254498 >Union itself fighting rebels and terrorists There are no rebels or terrorists — they are merely underprivileged citizens who fell for Federation propaganda. But don't worry, our special peacekeeping forces are adept at capturing such individuals, who quickly see the error of their ways after a visit to a truth camp.
this is most definitely not the case but I hope, or at least WISH, the upcoming graphic novel takes significant liberties with the source material.
I know many of you would hate that and it sure doesn’t seem to be going that way, but i want to see wyatt kennedy reinvent these characters to his own vision distinct from Liam’s. that’s the fun part of adaptations to me, to see what’s different or what the adaptor chooses to do with it’s given source material. Though from what it looks like now, there won’t be anything too major happening and glitch has the final say obviously.
>>254500 if the artist had a style I liked I'd happily take a straight retelling, but since that's not the case I think a reimagining would be more interesting. THAT SAID I don't think we want this author doing rewrites. I only took a glance at his bibliography but it didn't give me confidence that he could do a basic retelling well, let alone a full reimagining
>>254502 They could always tell him to try a different art direction. The game Don’t starve used to look like this before the game took a darker direction, its art style changing accordingly to something more gothic and macabre.
>>254503 Seems like the direction of Don't Starve changed too. This screenshot strikes me like originally you were going to wash up on some desert island.
>>254513 No, I'm goofing off. You sick freak. If you want greentexts from me then wait another 30 years where I drop the finale of Emily's Monsterboy Quest in a shitty and obscure file format.
>>254501 I still don't understand your point. Probably because of my ESL. So Mac ends up being a normalfag but Beretta doesn't yet they were raised by the same parents who were, quite honestly, pretty bad at it.
>>254518 >I use my extra long tongue I got from taking my nanites whenever my wifes told me to deposit my saliva directly into your stomach Nice pancreas btw, you grew that yourself?
I’m sure that Glitch is ABSOLUTLY NOT going to let the artist try to redesign the characters for marketing’s sake, It’s an adaptation not a reimagining. But if they let him experiment with the designs. It could lead to some interesting concept art from the artist seeing how far can they take it.
>>254517 They're both normalfags, but most other normalfags don't accept Beretta as a fellow normalfag. Hence, failed normalfag. By contrast, a cyborg is a robot (in the /r9k/ sense) who normalfags see as, if not as one of them, then at least as an honorary normalfag.
>>254526 >most other normalfags don't accept Beretta as a fellow normalfag. You mean the one time she embarrassed herself by showing a sex tape of her parents? So if she didn't embarrass herself, she would have been a normal normalfag?
On another note, I find it surprising that the Doormans, except Uzi, are accepting of Beretta's kids especially Nori and Khan who experienced the worst of humanity.
>>254545 >The federation guy stays in the puke drone's bdsm dungeon the first chance he gets Ok, sure my guy, you do you, I'm going back to my wives as fast as my legs can carry me
>>254549 >dolls gets all anon’s memories >she experiencing everything he went through, like being hit by Ghost Rider's penance stare >abuse by everyone and everything, family ones included >raped >stab >ripped open by teeth
This has been talked about to exhaustion but, in your opinion, how quickly did humanity fold to the Solver? Was it quick and efficient like Battlestar Galactica where in a few hours the Cylons destroyed human civilisation or was it a more prolonged conflict ala some canons depicting humanity fighting back?
>>254554 It was slow and deliberate, simply because the solver thought it was funny. If it want to it could have ended it weeks before, but seeing humanity try so hard to win a battle that was already lost was cute.
>>254554 if we're being strict to canon they had to have at least a few months, maybe even a year or two given the only post-solver humans we see in the show, CFL, seemed to be a decently sized operation that went through a good number of drones in their efforts to repel the solver. that said, unless I'm mistaken we don't know whether they were the last surviving humans or if other colonized planets fell after the core collapse, so it could be longer.
>>254500 Normally I wouldn't mind this approach but considering the history of those working in this I fear that any changes or creative liberties will inevitably end up being complete dogshit.
>>254569 Yeah, I might find certain choices a bit iffy. But seeing a different take on these characters is still an interesting thought. Think about all the batmen throughout the years. they’re unique in showing what the director wanted for the character, regardless of quality
>>254554 In canon, pretty much instantly. Humanity clearly didn't have what it takes to stop the DDs. In The Empress Uzi timeline, humanity barely managed to survive the crisis because they spent far more time hiding than fighting.
>get gene check done after everyone found out most of humanity is some flavor of mutant >100% pure genetically >start getting flooded with offers and requests for my cum >nothing sexual, they just want my genes >MFW i just want to cuddle my drone wife and watch anime with her all day
>>254554 I figured the gala was in 3021 (3020 was the earliest year it could have happened judging from the copyright date on the zombie drones tape), so, drawn out but ultimately doomed battle. Only survivors by the time Uzi vored Vore Satan were Quarian-/Battlestar Galactica-style refugee fleets. And the Grug Planet. And any humans on the Dog Planet.
>>254577 The tragic part is that virtually all of his problems are easily avoidable and even correctable. >Stop spamming the same and/or recently created images every single thread >Stop the passive aggressive "O, woe is me!" attitude around his perceived popularity >Don't bum requests onto offsite artists just to artificially inflate thread engagement
Strawberry, if you are reading this, I guarantee that if you do these three big things your reputation will at the very least level out. Continue doing art requests yourself (both out of goodwill and as a pragmatic means of practicing on becoming a better artist) and I also guarantee that, in time, your reputation will rebound into something actually positive. TL;DR simply curb the Bad Autism and double down on the Good Autism if you want people to like (You)
>>254584 Only the most insane and fanatical terrorists would go against sentinel drones, those who, like the great soldiers of the Federation, were willing to give their lives for humanity.
>>254599 And made Kurt ask Uncle Mac how he made it through all those years of girls wanting to do shit to him like force feeding him rocks or cutting him open and playing with his organs. Imagine his horror when his uncle tells him he never stopped getting "romantically" threatened with things like rocks and disembowelment.
>No one see my stuff on the drawpile only tagging "Strawberry" and "Strawberryanon" i also draw other oc's you know.
>The only one who give a shit about drawing requests.
>Focus on better art. This explains the mid art of this greentext:>>254437 and saying i have to jump on masterpieces for you like saying MD pilot should have the same quality of later episodes.
>Don't post offsite: I guess it's fine when others do it: >>254399
If I'm only relevant in negative discourse. Says when i wasn't? Like if you keep watching videos that you hate, the algorithm will keep feeding you that
If you actually consume my content then what's Strawberry real name then?
Isn't the graphic novel being written by a guy who mostly does pride month comics? I'll take fewer liberties if that wasn't just a lie/convenient omission.
>>254615 Strawberryanon. Can you please just stop caring about replies? If you want more replies GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. If you were better at art MAYBE everyone would have given you the attention you want. You’re already starting to turn out scribbles so go away before you start begging to be banned.
>>254615 If you want attention and fame, then go where you can get attention and fame. You can see for yourself that you are no longer welcome here, so why do you continue to post here? Go to Reddit or Twitter, where there is a larger audience among whom you can find people who like you as an author, stop torturing us and yourself first of all.
>>254615 buddy that shit just takes time take a break also doing it with the end goal of validation/approval is no way to do it, if it gets rejected/ignored its going to crush your spirit. its a journey into misery
Can we please talk about how Mac got fed rocks by Emily's ghost as a love confession while talking to his nephew how to prevent crazy bitches from feeding you pieces of limestone and not have your stomach melt?
>>254615 Okay listen retard. I dont like you but ill be honest with you. If are drawing for popularity you are in the wrong place and you currently lack the drawing skill, character writing skill, and the attitude to achieve such popularity. Reposting the same traced image 5000 times onto the thread is not a way to endear yourself. Fucking work on some drawing practice, there are billions of guides, free pdfs, and tutorials on the internet. On your attitude, this is a image board stop acting like this place is to become a thread personality and become "popular". No one owes (You)s to you, and with your quality of art and attitute on the thread you shouldnt expect then. If you want attention so badly and to be a "personality" fuck off to reddit.
In summery if you dont want to listen to my rant stop trying to be "someone", stop tracing, stop acting like a retard, and stop expecting results out of a anonymous image board
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>>254554 >Canon Humanity was doomed from the moment The Solver took Cyn as a host. It was quite literally a systematic extermination that continued until (presumably) all the humans were either killed or assimilated. Going off of N's Episode 7 memory there's evidence of at least some localized planetary resistance, but on the whole Humanity seemed more concerned with producing a miracle solution through "Science and Math!" rather than with any conventional (and equally hopeless) military efforts
>Headcanon Same premise as above, except with Cyn deliberately pulling her punches just enough so that their game of 'War' could go on for as long as she saw fit to play. From Humanity's perspective it was a desperate decades-long generational war for survival that they were slowly, but surely, losing; From The Solver's perspective it was a casual exercise of finding increasingly bizarre and cruel ways to play with it's food. This relaxed approach is also why I like to imagine that Humanity (barely) survived the conflict, albeit at a terrible cost: Civilization as it was pre-war is finished and never coming back, Humanity itself is critically endangered and scattered across space & the few remaining pockets of humans must now reckon with the fact that Drones are now poised to become the de-facto dominant lifeform
https://64.media.tumblr.com/55b6f8d1d0b2acc3f3159a71f7b0528c/2107ab95a3405ce6-40/s400x600/51bbd029dfa454a919a8384e94441f67c949957e.webp (linked because the image is a webp) >every appearance of Nori (pre-headcrab) and Yeva post-core collapse has them still wearing what they had on in Cabin Fever >Nori's appearance in episode 1, pre-"Aw shit, I don't have the patience for this, uh, Glitch? Is it okay if I skip over all the buildup we discussed and immediately get into Vore Satan?" re-imagining of the story's course, is the single instance of her dressed just like the (rest of the?) WDF >Cabin Fever was only imagined AFTER Alice and Beau were designed >the headcrab cores were originally designed as parasitic jellyfish cores that my gut tells me were going to be the cause of the zombie outbreak episode What does it all mean? Where was Liam initially thinking things would go?
>>254615 Your problem is two-fold. Firstly you clearly value the attention you gain from art or writing more than the creative act of art or writing. Unfortunately this website doesn't work like twitter or YouTube shorts or something where people spam a bunch of low quality material in hopes that one post will blow up an make you popular is never going to work here. Secondly, you already blew your chance at being accepted months ago when you deliberately spammed low quality posts antagonizing people after there was no initial interest shown in your OC, your only reputation right now is entirely negative so people are probably deliberately ignoring your posts to some degree regardless of their content because of that. See this is why one of the big mottos of the original 'chan is "Lurk moar", as in "observe board culture for a while before posting". Your impatience for Z list internet popularity in a +chan thread caused you to commit one of the cardinal mistakes you can make, being a nuisance to other people and then doubling down on being a nuisance when people complain instead of either going silent or getting better.
Give up, go somewhere else, with your mopey entitled attention hungry attitude you will never be accepted here, posting here is a waste of your own time and energy.
>>254625 >[I. Think it looks very flattering. On you. And Tessa would have. Agreed if she weren't. Assimilated in my gurgly. Belly.] >*wretched weeping*
>>254633 He had his own style, and quite a good one for a kid, actually. As I said, he just needs a couple of years of practice and he'll be a pretty good artist.
>>254641 just, shit tessa out, let tessa give her thoughts on the clothing, then eat her again, your eldritch, cyn, your standards are already that low that YOU would do that
>J marries a pure-blooded human after finding out that he prints money (out of his penis) >Uses every precaution to make sure he's still pumping out the good stuff, because there's always a non-zero chance her Solver bullshit will tip that 100% to a 99.99% and crash his semen's price >There's a massive amount of tension between them, because he just wants to kiss his wife, while she's fighting between her obligation to become a big earner and her budding love for her money tank
>>254654 >sexual tyrannosaurus Then you must know, as a simple lifeform, that you must procreate and spread your genes. Homosexuality doesn't spread genes. Think like an animal.
>>254619 you can look for yourself: https://leagueofcomicgeeks.com/people/46186/wyatt-kennedy/comics I wouldn't say he mostly does pride month comics, but he's written for marvel three times, two of which were pride month specials and the other where he was given free reign was about a lesbian couple. doesn't exactly inspire confidence.
>>254631 i do not like the idea of the solver war going on for decades, there is no possible way for it to pull its punches to that extent because at the end of the day its still slowly devouring the planet
>>254667 There's more than one planet. Only like 6, because I'm guessing terraforming never actually happened and humanity stuck to the very rare habitable exoplanets, but there were others.
>>254667 As far as we know the only disassembly drones Vore Satan made were converted from Tessa's other friendbots. The primary striking arm was at most 26 vampires who would just respawn even if you managed to kill them each time the AS attacked a planet, and it seemed to be picking humanity off one planet at a time.
>>254670 Can drones even be transgender if they don't have a gender and, this is from fanon, can swap out their anatomy adapters with either a vagina or a dick?
>>254674 I mean, a boy drone can decide they are a virl drone and just, open their options menu and change their eye color and voice pitch. But unlike real life there actully is no physical difference between the genders for worker drones.
>>254690 Because they're superhumanly strong and fast and resilient, and they can turn into Solverpedes if you can't kill them hard enough. And even if yo do kill them hard enough they just come back no worse for the wear. No stopping them once they arrive.
>>254667 >slowly This is the keyword. Since there is no canon information regarding the timeline there is a lot of ambiguously blank details that would otherwise determine any sort of definitive timeframe >How long does it take for Cyn to eat a planet? >How many DDs/Solver Monsters is Cyn committing to each planet? >Is Cyn eating multiple planets simultaneously or is she doing it one at a time? >How long does Cyn wait between eating planets before moving onto the next one? >How long does it take for Cyn to send her forces across space? >How much exact space is there between systems? >Is it only occupied planets being deliberately targeted or is Cyn taking the time to eat everything she comes across?
>>254696 >Hey, i work at Oni press. even though the design looks good and doesn't immediately turn up results with a reverse image search, I find that incredibly unlikely.
>>254696 >J is larping as Y >Sharp finger ends Alright not great not terrible, but promise that if he tries anything fishy you post his address here so we can kill him
>>254699 If characters show up in different outfits but everything else is the same, that's how you'll know, I guess. Now we just need more military J.
>>254698 im pretty sure a few of these could be answered in a way >How long does it take for Cyn to send her forces across space? at worst a few weeks, since she liekly sets off on her journey ot copper 9 after rebuilding J, at best a few days >How much exact space is there between systems? im pretty sure someone here calculated the distance from earth to copper 9 based on that diagram we see >Is it only occupied planets being deliberately targeted or is Cyn taking the time to eat everything she comes across? i dont see a reason why she wouldnt, but then again we see that both the moon and the sun are intact, which means the solver is a dickhead
>>254703 >>254705 Absolute worst case scenario is that Cyn starts throwing [NULL] spheres around. As briefly shown from a misfired sphere in Episode 8 they easily have the potential to cause planetary devastation if properly directed
>>254715 >NTA Agreed, although I do have a counterpoint to consider >Cyn reserves the [null] for whenever she gets frustrated with how a particular planetary assimilation is going
>Unusually obnoxious resistance? >Nobody left alive to offer resistance? >DDs sent to the planet getting uppity? >Cyn flips the table, cracking open the planet from space before angrily eating the remains & moving on to the next one
>>254718 She's going to get fat and die of heart disease after the Enns pamper her, this is an inefficent way to run a Oogi concentration camp, put the Oogi in a pen with a Vee and the death is instant and entertaining, there are of course other methods... but I don't think you're ready for them
I predict that there won't be anything outright, but it will do what the Sonic comics did and have the background be lesbian flag colors when V and Lizzy are talking or something.
>>254554 In canon, humanity fell quickly, I would even say instantly. The only "obstacle" for the Syn was the vastness of space, and all they did was delay the inevitable absorption of some six human colonies.
In fancanon(more precisely, in my opinion), we're not just have six colonies anymore, we're a massive empire that spans multiple planets, but humanity is still doomed because we fight against a GOD. Anon, Cyn can create, change, and destroy ANY matter in an INSTANT, she can create balls of energy so powerful that they can pierce THROUGH planets! She's a god, maybe not in the Abrahamic sense, but she's a GOD, and that god has a sick mind. She's just playing with humanity, watching and reveling in the suffering of billions of living beings who, due to their ignorance, haven't yet realized that they're doomed.
Think of it like playing an RTS, anon, except your enemy's AI isn't artificial, and the units that fight and die on your monitor have souls. She likes to watch the beautiful explosions of artillery that turn her mutants into mincemeat; she likes to watch hundreds of millions of soldiers in a single fit of battle rage send endless waves of shells at the enemy; she likes to watch how defenses fall under the endless onslaught of claws and fangs, and how the screams of people being devoured and torn apart fill the air; she is touched every time she sees a mother comforting a child, telling him that his father will stop the enemies and protect them while the remains of his father are gnawed by monsters; she watches with interest as humanity breaks itself with its own hands, desecrating all the covenants of its loving Lord in order to create living machines of war, driven only by hatred for her; she laughs every time people raise banners into the sky, proclaiming victory over her on a small planet, where she will soon send her army again, because it costs her nothing to create another million of the same.
We are fighting a war whose sole purpose is to cause suffering to an entire species, and nothing more.
I should have mentioned this earlier but the artist was trying to Make J this military commander so they were using pictures for reference, That was one of them. Eventually they ended up deciding on sticking to the OG designs. Of course it’s not like im gonna leak actual art or anything, i have a job to uphold. But i can leak very early concepts they had just to see what stuck.
Obviously none of you believe me since i have no real proof, but here it is anyway since most have been scrapped on GLITCH’s feedback.
>Copper-9 was a fully fledged society with several shops and restaurants and other amenities, not just a mining colony. >There are more types of robots than just the worker drones, coming in all shapes and sizes with a specialized role. These include a majority of the wholly original characters. >Each of them cluster in a single outpost. For example, outpost 3 would be where all the worker drones live. >By the time the disassembly drones arrived, they’ve already rebuilt civilization >Their planetwide genocide was much worse but thankfully shortlived, lasting a week until uzi defeats the AS. >Wildlife includes sentinels, cars, helicopters, boats, ships, and robot pets. >someone once joked about lizzy being better at making railguns than uzi, this ballooned into her being the smartest prettiest and most popular girl in her class. Comically one upping uzi at almost everything. >Doll is a mellow prankster with a fondness for all things considered weird or creepy. Uzi is her most common victim. She gets more serious once her parents die, albeit more outwardly sadistic than vanilla doll. >all the side characters were unchanged and more prominent. i thougt emily being a casual friend of uzi would be a nice touch. >Thad was initially a loudmouthed party animal, but GLITCH didn't like that so he was rewritten to being more or less his canon self >Uzi is closer to the stereotypical angsty teenager, and kind of a whiny asshole. >V was a hotblooded lunatic while N barely spoke and had the manerisms of a wild dog, he wasnt a complete feral beast however.
>J was kinda the same aside from being even more of a wiseass. They swapped her business jargon with military jargon later down the line. at one point they made a shifty salesman type. >Alice sports an additional pair of arms like a bug and her antlers were on top of her helmet like antennae. she also had an intense nebulous hatred of “FILTH”
So yeah, expect the comic to be nothing like that for the most part.
>>254740 Whether or not you believe me doesn’t matter, all of that was just shit they were throwing at the wall. What i can say about the novel is that it has little in common with any of it.
>>254748 Ehh, this is an imageboard. People here like Getting mad at things. It could have been worse
>>254739 All of this was thrown onto the cutting room floor, but if any of These weren’t. Oh man they’re lucky they did. Are all of these real? Yeah but GLITCH said no to all of them so you won’t see any of this in the actual comic.
>>254739 >I should have mentioned this earlier but Backpedaling after being caught on an obvious lie is not a good look if you want to be taken seriously. Still, I don't see anything wrong with harmless LARPing so I'll let Liam know that he should belay sending his sleep paralysis demons to haunt your dreams. This time.
>>254760 You cared enough to reply :^) Kinda weird that they scrapped all these elaborate concepts for what's supposed to be a retelling of the original story. Which ones of these was your favorite, and how did you react when they uprooted and destroyed all your hard work?
>>254738 >She likes to watch the beautiful explosions of artillery that turn her mutants into mincemeat >she likes to watch hundreds of millions of soldiers in a single fit of battle rage send endless waves of shells at the enemy >she watches with interest as humanity breaks itself with its own hands she likes to watch her mother get her back blown out by anon
>>254771 Theyre not my hard work because Im not the writer. And they weren’t “elaborate” some weren’t any thing more than those single sentences. All of them were just spitballing during meetings.
>>254793 True story, liam was there and he said that directly to my face on the way out. I could’ve sworn he was muttering something about leviticus and modern Hollywood when he turned his back from me.
>>254751 But I don't do that… It's all mental goon… Either way, I do plan to buy the novel. It would be a good exercise to study the art style. Some friend suggested that it could be as an intermission between chapters or something… But writing and thumb nailing 40 pages kills the fiend…
>>254675 >She's a little people's out I don't know if femanon is ESL or she uses a translator or something but my god does she fuck up the dialogue in these a lot.
>>254802 Its gonna be fun I promise, suffering builds charachter, like that one time where I painted 40k minis for 16 hours each day for 7 days straight and then my ribs hurt for three days and my hands are still shaking, and the best part? I didn't finish a single mini, but anyway do what you wish to do my friend and remember to have fun
>>254809 >>254812 >>254802 Oh yeah wait I missed that part about mental goon, you're saying you don't honour the dark prince of pleasures while creating your depravity?
>>254816 It literally won't matter if you just end up ignoring everything people were trying to tell you earlier. Until you fix your behavior things won't be different for you.
>>254816 Not very, because there is no chracter to it. Why should i CARE about this character? We already have oogis and derivatives for "silly little guy". I have no idea what Strawberry the character's deal is, because she changes personality to fit into whatever thing you see. Intsead they need to have a 100% rock solid characterization and how they react to situtions should be completely predictable because of that.
>>254805 I am ESL, sadly. (Fix'd version) Have to use a writing assistant to correct any mistakes, often forget to double-check, so whoops (╥‸╥) Or ask other English natives for help >>254809 h-ha fun... >>254812 Believe or not. But you men do have it easier for that >>254815 I suffer mentally and channel it into art and then eep for 2 hours
>>254834 How about this? >Only 3-5 drawings a day + greentexts+ drawing requests only in the drawing threads. >No more offsite shit except for my oc's. >No pushy behavior.
>>254839 >Only 1 drawings in a week, or greentext, or drawing requests only in the drawing threads. >No more offsite shit except for my oc's. >No pushy behavior. >I don't want to get any more attention and fame on an anonymous imageboard. This may work, but it won't quickly change how anons feel about you.
>>254841 He's a grown man, but he posted a picture of his beard(he's also fat) to prove he's not a child. He's literally autistic, anon, literally fucking autistic in the truest sense of the word, he doesn't think like normal people do.
>>254762 No spatula even? She's a natural. >thank you sir... >"sir something's poking me from behind" >"I'll show you after we have your delicious pancakes"
>>254846 I remember that post, he was angry again about being called a child for his behavior and he posted a hidden photo of part of his beard and neck.
>>254848 Is there a scientific basis for how people get fetishes? Like, seriously, how does this work? What has to happen for a person to develop a certain fetish?
>>254852 Having gotten old enough I've come to the conclusion anything 10-15 year olds do becomes their fetish. Which is why there's a fucking roblox category in porn now.
>>254849 all he wanted was to bake sweets and teach maths to the kids. instead he's probably better known for the filthy smut the "fans" still make of him to this day. if you've seen anything from the actual show it's that 144p clip of his breakdown that gets circulated every now and then
>>254856 sentinel H kinda counts but her anon left
sentinel H is a disassembly drone that dies in the offices and gets put back together by the solverpede (I'm pretty sure?) and turned into a half sentinel half DD
>>254863 It could hve been a small side thing even. Like maybe one episode of totally spies hd them tied up by robots. (Seriously i have no idea if that happens, i just know basically every fetish was in that)
>>254852 Idk the mechanics behind it but Transformers (bayverse only) was absolute peak to me back then, clone wars had droids too and I was in favour of the Confederacy, both franchises having great and interesting designs, many nonhuman or at least not humanfaced (4&5 of Transformers never happened). Deer and Velociraptors were the most terrifying things to me in Kindergarten. I don't know how this affected anything exactly but there are certain themes and similiarities, anyways I am happy as is
>>254865 Is the "suspension bridge effect" where you brain and hormones fuck up and can't figure out if what you are feeling is fear or lust. Just adrenaline pumping, heart going a million miles and hour.
>>254865 Damn, anon, you remind me that I watched transformers and clone wars when I was a kid and really liked them, but I don't remember it being so ingrained in my head. I don't think that a slight influence could have contributed to the fetish, but since I'm not a doctor, I can't be sure.
>>254868 I believe that as a child your mental sorting system is more simplistic. As in, you put things into simple "thing good" or "thing bad" boxes. And as you grow up the boxes fracture into more nuanced ideas. So "thing good" becomes "tasty, cool, cute, sexy, awesome, etc" and not everything ends up where it should, there may also be crosstalk between the boxes.
What emotions would you apply to star wars droids and transformers?
>>254868 Yeah, who knows exactly. I ofc never felt things for any of these robots back then so it wasn't always there but looking back it stands out very much, these two were dominant themes and while both had human characters (ofc) as well there were never interests centered around humans, at least fiction. Every fiction that attracted me had machines. Irl nonfictional interests were always historical instead, very tech focused still tho. There might not even be any inherently sexual lineage there at all and the drone kind of sexiness is good enough on its own >>254867 This is extremely true
>Fun daily Anon facts: Anons are known to be weak willed and weak bodied, however both their will and strength increases exponentially based on an unknown force known as the "narrative." So while the Anon is mostly harmless, it's best not to, as the locals put it, fuck around and find out.
>>254869 When I got to them, they were "enemies of the main character." That's all, I don't feel any hostility or hatred towards them, just nothing, I understood that the whole point of their existence was to be defeated, and that's why they were empty for me. The same with the transformers, I didn't feel anything towards them, sometimes their actions were like "a jerk move, I wouldn't do that," and that's all, if the decepticons started doing good and the transformers were evil, I would just say "o" and watch on.
Another good frame of Alice I found recently and never saw anywhere before, doesn't just have her cute movement, but the good light shows her sexy shapely frame extremely well. Look at that swell of her chest, the round of her upper back, the arch of her back, those very shapely hips then, can't say worker drones are mere pepper shakers. That gown with it's sexy tears and tatters, ghr black lines and blotches, tight and lose, covering and open un all the right places. How could V be so unpleased by Alass
Alright time to really determine our fates. >If Fortune = Bad JC not only becomes canon, but the main focus of season 2 >If Fortune = Good Beretta/Negev canon >If Fortune = Average/Better Not Tell You Know/Vague Sentence It will just be the regular cast >If Fortune = Extremely Bad The show is sold entirely to Amazon, creative freedom is lost and Seth Rogan becomes the new director >If Fortune = Really Good Murder Drones will be getting a spin-off and a season 3 >If Fortune = Godly Oogi becomes real
>>254897 Added new line because I forgot this could happen. Doesn't really count as vague since it's refusing to answer. >If Fortune = Bad JC not only becomes canon, but the main focus of season 2 >If Fortune = Good Beretta/Negev canon >If Fortune = Average/Better Not Tell You Know/Vague Sentence It will just be the regular cast >If Fortune = Extremely Bad The show is sold entirely to Amazon, creative freedom is lost and Seth Rogan becomes the new director >If Fortune = Really Good Murder Drones will be getting a spin-off and a season 3 >If Fortune = Godly Oogi becomes real >If Fortune = Hazy/Ask Again Season 2 is fully developed ahead of time, but gets canned under mysterious circumstances surrounding strange happenings around the office
>>254889 >Mac invests in virtual real estate >his 'aunt' J is incredibly disappointed that he'd put his Twunk Hooters paychecks into something so patently worthless >hfw the billions of drones and humans stuck in Uzi's mind palace start purchasing his virtual real estate at obnoxious prices
>Late afternoon daily drone fun facts: Drones aren't actually programmed to want human affection in any form. They just... sort of chose to do that on their own. We're just as scared as you.
>>254904 >J advises her to take the fight to the metaverse entity >"You can fight back in your dreams, even if you can't kill in reality," she says, before getting quiet and ending her visit >Negev tries to put her advice into practice
>>254929 The truth is that it's all she wants, and if she can't get it, there's no point in keeping the universe around. She'll try again with another one.
>>254919 Wholesome & lewd >cut to a few hours later >val on the bed, she asks what anon was going to show her >"good girls deserve a reward" >tags: lovey-dovey sex, hand-holding, tail-wagging
>>254942 >>254943 >>254948 >>254949 >the floogis descend upon the berri fields like vultures around a carcass >snatching up the sweet fruits in synchronous low-dives >a true menace of the skies >all seems well as this advanced strain of oogi rally in formation to take their haul back to their hive >except for one thing >*SPLAT!* >they're not great with windows >*ZZZAP!* >or zappers.
>>254953 >Alice would gift Anon a "best husband ever" mug, but she doesn't want to pry it from Mitchell's hands >Especially since he's alive and all, he'd probably put up a fight
>>254961 It was cyn's stand, but it was barely active when she was alive the mutated when she died and her consciousness merged with it, it then glommed on to tessa when she dug up cyn's body.
>>254953 >come out of your 5 hour bone shattering sex session alive and dehydrated >alice clinging to your side with a satisfied spring to her step as you limp to the kitchen counter >"ah hope ah didn't break anything important" >"yeah, nah, my old bones are fine, I drink milk" >the moment those words leave your mouth, her amorous tease evaporated into loose confusion >dozens of simulations ran through her cognitive processors while eyeing her hubby downing half a carton from the fridge >she never knew she married a milkdrinker
Just realized something. There is such a lack of male Drone characters in these threads, that Anons automatically assume ANY Worker Drone to be a woman
>>254999 We should play with this concept. >Garris the 58 year old Worker Drone >Everytime he goes to the Tesco for groceries, some human fuckwit tries to hit on 'em thinkin he's a girlie
>>254995 akita isn’t superior, she has surpassed beretta long ago, both in maths, and all other existing games, throughout history and now, akita alone is the gaming one
>Akita gets summoned to the Drone OC Wrestling League >Walks out nervously, lights on her >The crowd erupts in cheers, every Anon excited to see her >"KEE-TER! KEE-TER! KEE-TER!" they all chant >Akita can't help but smile as she walks up to the ring >Despite thinking herself an abomination, here's an entire crowd of people cheering her on >She gets in the ring and squares up, eyeing her opponent, a 12-foot-tall rainbow drone >For the first time, she felt confident >She'd take down this weird drone no sweat, for all her fans out there
>>255024 I think Lilblucat answered this a long time ago, but I don't remember. Think it was something like >Separate Plus Akita from normal/canon Akita
>>255011 >Meet cute drone. >Hit on her hard. >It's cute how flustered she gets. >Start dating her. >Dating gets serious. >Marriage. >Kids. >Retirement. >Only at the ripe old age of 135 do you find out that the drone you married used to be a boy and just kind of went along with your assumption to keep you around.
>>255030 I was going to write a green about John lying about his age because he didn't know how long the Copper-9 Drones had been around for, resulting in SD-Eye getting detained by the WDF and lynched, but I decided it was too much work
>>254982 >Licks lips >Nasally inhale >Hey Tomar what would you do if trump was a cute little drone girl and she was in the same room as you, what would you do hm?
>>255047 Don Quixote from Limbus Company, the hip new gacha that's totally not like the other gachas at all. She's an impulsive idealist (like Don Quixote, the dude from the book) in a setting that makes 40K look bright.
>>255053 The DDs are literally older than most Anons here. I don't care what N said in the camping episode he is literally a fucking old man compared to Uzi
>>255058 (me) Actually now that I think about it. Do you think that there was a small rewrite to the show? Because that line literally makes no sense especially with the lore. N was old enough to be on Earth killing people, there is no fucking way he's young enough to refer to himself like that
>>255062 >Liam realized that after the intense panic from Femanons on whether the rituals they performed with their N plushies were moral and Glitch giving him intense glares on Vs design, that it would probably be best to change it
>>255048 >Tender flesh pressing against silicone & metal >Drone hands tenderly manipulating with human reproductive organs >Human hands delicately fiddling with drone sensory equipment >A universal translation of carnal lust & unfiltered love
>>255065 A titanfall style mech has it's AI put into an android body with a pregnancy system sadpanda link https://exhentai.org/s/9637c922c0/1250317-267
>>255084 I liked the solverpede deduction quest. The one where you have a limited number of questions to figure out if you are talking to a real drone or just a hologram.
>>255084 The "Recovering What Was Lost" quest. Thought it was a bit of a cop-out at the end though how V didn't change after the experience inside her own mind, but still
>>255084 A Song For Cyn. Really makes you feel for the drone who never had a chance. >Beating the game after completing it with the best outcome adds worker drone Cyn to the drone audience in the epilogue >Everyone thinks it's a placeholder or meaningless easter egg because Reddit said so
>>255084 Pie eating contest, if you get an autoclicker you can force the "champion" drone to reveal herself as the Solver and devour entire planets in the contest alongside her. It's a bad ending but it's still funny.
>>255084 Potentially Hazardous had it all: it was funny at points, it was heartbreaking at other points, it left you feeling good at the end, and it had some GOATed body horror with the ZD mutant designs. Runner up goes to Lithovore, simultaneously genuinely frightening in that good erotic thriller way and completely absurd.
>>255090 >he didn't notice the massive stat boosts on V's glasses afterwards >he didn't find the "noticing the maid outfit that appeared in V's closet" cutscene afterwards
>>255048 >fingers interlocking >leg-locking Holy sexo. >later, val & anon cuddling >her as the little spoon >anon's arms around her >she has a content smile on her face
>>255091 It's clear your troubled with your own interests, Anon. Perhaps do something that makes you happier? Also relax dude, I'm not going to be saying shit about shit in these threads. I'm just here for the greens Only responding because I found your reply over the top.
>>255102 And you sound like someone that's really insecure about the idea of being silently judged by someone who isn't even going to continue to post about this topic starting now. Look I ain't going to turn this into a thread argument and derail the thread. Now I sincerely hope that whatever is bothering you so much to give you this stick up your ass goes away, and that you have a nice life, Anon. Goodnight
>>255103 I doubt it, it's hard to get back into something creatively once the momentum's lost. And he's tasted the sweet ambrosia of telling other people to do the animating for your own autistic ideas and getting paid for it. Going back to unpaid creative work is impossible.
>>255105 I wouldn't say unpaid, I think that Liam now with having done a show on his resume, should be able to repitch Cliffside to whoever is interested in doing it. Or at the very least scrap the concept and rebuild something else with it's theme and characters
>>255132 Sure, just reach into their chest and rip out their heart, then take their stinger and flood their core with nanite acid.
That will prevent them from regening right there. But then their soul will teleport to cyn who will just point at a random piece of matter and it will twist into a new body that cyn sticks the soul in. If you want to stol even that from happening, then no.
>>255132 put them in perfect orbit near the sun, it won’t kill them, it will cauterise the injury’s, while the regeneration does everything in it’s capability to keep the DD alive, since the sun has gravity, the DD is forever in perfect orbit
>>255084 Basically the entire second half of the 'Slaves of The Solver' questline. Between the bizzaro corporate office facade on the surface and the winding eldritch assembly lines stretching underground, Mars is easily one of the wildest (and hardest) zones in the game. Getting to explore it more outside of the main quest is nice, but being able to rescue N, V & J's original copies after beating the Singulari-pede is what really makes it special. I just wish there weren't so fucking many Manipulators. Don't mind them as minibosses but having them appear alongside regular enemies in almost every other fight is borderline bullshit
>>255134 Pretty much every webcomic goes through the eternal arc stage. Every one I've followed anyway, drawing is hard and coming up with a comic page two or three times a week for years is impossible when you're probably not making much from it. I follow one called Paranatural that was the hot shit for a minute then the author got bored with the story, started getting into side characters. Long story short there was a game of dodgeball that went on for months and the guy basically gave up and started writing a "novel" version of it.
>>255132 Sun. Buddy's favorite pastime is to shine dim sunlight on the DDs, because it will cause them to slowly and painfully burn, and before the drone finally dies, you just block the light and let it regenerate again, and again, and again, and again, and again...
>>255146 Except for "schlock mercenary", new strip every single day for 20 years straight. One strip was late by 1 hour once because his house suffered a blackout due to a storm.
>>255182 yes, no hands to rub one out is going to lead to insanity, but since she’s already insane, it’ll loop back to her being good, mindbroken to be a better person
>>255195 This is just as bad as the time [NAME REDACTED] brought her fucking N-Plushie to life by soaking him in period blood under a full-moon. It ate my fucking scratching arm
I remembered that one Anons idea for planet theme parks so I had an autistic thought >Goblin Drone Girl >Lives on the planet Albion-5, a massive fantasy themepark where all the Drones are programmed to believe that they are Knights, Wizards, Witches, etc... >The Goblin Drone simply believes herself to be a Goblin, she lives in an old subway system and hordes shiny objects >However, an unintentional side-effect of her programming has caused her to be inventive and curious >Unfortunately she's too stupid to actually make anything sophisticated, her "machines" are made from the scrap metal of broken down railways and themepark rides, they often fail or have very stupidly specific purposes >The Goblin Drone is often pursued by delusional Drones that believe themselves to be Adventurers, their armor made of janitorial supplies and broomsticks
>>255213 >Anon breaks into the Queen's castle solely to smash a wall to procure meat in a vain attempt to court a Goblin Drone >Unfortunately for both of them, the foundation is made out of plastic and chicken-wire
>>255214 >The Queen Drone is a Drone that was designed to fit into the dress, because the engineers didn't realize that those old dresses where wooden frames, she now has the largest ass on the planet