/md/ - Murder Drones

>>235116
Now draw SD-RK.

Tessa and Cyn are playing Uno in the mind palace while the solver caused havoc with their stolen body.

When Uzi become the new host the game shifts to beat the living shit out of it.

>>235117
fuckable

>>235116
Noelle with an ice solver?

>>235124
> it's Asenath

>>235125
I don't know man, I think that looks pretty neat

>>235121
you perpetuated the cycle...

>>235126
>Asenoelle

>>235123
all women are like this

>>235119
Ah shit, there's two things with that abbreviation now, huh?

>>235105
IT'S PRIDE MONTH, BITCHES!

>>235137
but that's not a picture of Pavo

>>235137
No this is june

>>235138
Finally

>>235137
megacorpos aren't astroturfing this shit anymore, fuck off.

>>235138
Kekl, this is going in my meme collection.

>>235147
>How mad he will be when he'll hear his dear daughter be refused entry just for the choice of her partner.
"James, your daughter's trying to date one of her robots again. No, one of the girls. With hammers? Of course, I'll let the servants handle it."

>>235149
>cut to two drones with hammers
>"So... what are we supposed to do with these?"
>"I think you're supposed to suck the head. Like humans do with crayfish."

>>235148
he's so cute i want to rape him

>>235139
I need the green where Pavo is horrified to realise the consequence of his female model, no matter how many times I look, I can't find it.

>>235153
I wonder if you'd be aroused by the sight of gay porn, the same way homos who are open about it are.

>>235144
ong everyone is cracking handler

>>235153
Anon, I didn't understand anything you just wrote, I made this post stupidly for shits and giggles, so I'm really hoping you're just giggling with me.

>>235157
gay little drone boy

>>235127
It's well-established that drones are for SEX. This wqs inevitable and inescapable.

>[THIS IS A PUBLIC SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT]
>[THE WATER SUPPLY FOR NEW NEW YORK HAS BEEN REPORTED TO BE TAINTED WITH NEUTRALIZED DISASSEMBLY DRONE NANITE ACID]
>[NANITE ACID WHEN NEUTRALIZED BY DISASSEMBLY DRONE SALIVA BECOME REPAIR NANITES]
>[THESE REPAIR NANITES WHEN INGESTED BY HUMANS WILL VIEW THE ORGANIC MATTER AS DAMAGED DRONE PARTS AND WILL START REPAIRING THE AREA]
>[IF YOU SHOW THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS PLEASE HEAD TOWARDS YOUR NEAREST HOSPITAL]
>[CRAVING OIL, ACHES AND PAINS IN JOINTS, LACK OF HEARTBEAT WHILE STILL ALIVE, HIGH FEVER, DRY SKIN, NECROSING SKIN, LACK OF SENSE OF TOUCH, BODY WIDE SKELETAL PAIN, FEELINGS OF A LOSS OF YOUR SOUL, SPROUTING A DISASSEMBLY DRONE TAIL AND/OR WINGS, FEELING A ENDOSKELETON FORMING BENEATH YOUR SKIN]

>>235157
Yupsilon

Weird how, despite being Pavo's strongest soldier, I'm still not the biggest faggot in the thread.

>>235151
that is over 400 pounds of tightly compressed, shapeshifting liquid metal that doesnt know human anatomy.

>>235157
More like U(ppie)silon.

>>235163
>Pavo's strongest soldier
Wait, Pavo has a hobby club? What are you faggot drones who dream about human penises and swap gay porn?

>>235161
Sir, please take your unabashed TF fetish somewhere else.

>>235164
even better

>Oh yes, I'm supervising it! I'm enforcing it so good! My hand is moving at warp speed! OOOOH Handler it's all over you!

>>235161
Well, now everyone will definitely believe DDanni was a man.

But no one won't believe she had a penis.

>>235167
ofcourse it would be a vashtorr drone

>>235169
>obviously painful transformation body horror is le tf fetish

>>235174
>>235175
>drone!Dess falls into nonexistence
>meets Malal
>meets oilghost!Gaster
>a deal is stuck with the Arkifane
>the Roaring Knight, DDaemon of Malal is returned
I wonder if she had time to say hi to Hope before she left the plain of nonexistence

>>235168
Especially corncerning considering that in a way J, N, and V are Tessa's kids.

>>235176
Geez anon, ignore the idiots, it's just two schizos who are pissed that anons like your mutant OCs more than their OCs.

>>235176
NTA
I want Pauline and Valentine to take turns sitting on my face

>>235183
I see you're an expert on mutations, sir.

After the changes, their arses must have gained phenomenal firmness and volume.

>>235181
Kekl, good stuff.

>>235185
>Valentinas blood filled squishy bug ass on your face like two balloons
Remember, from art Valentina is canonically butt heavy compared to Pauline who is top heavy

>>235111
> filename
Don't call her that

>>235176
Pocketsteaks crashout before GTA6 is crazy work gng💀🥀😭

>>235182
Blystalfag-kun...

>>235188
But they must first be filled with blood, anon.

Your blood, so YOU'RE FINALLY DEAD, YOU TRAITOR TO MANKIND!

>>235196
How would a Flowey parallel with MD work? Drone Cores could be considered like souls, with infected cores being stronger like human souls while regular cores cannot persist like monster souls. Flowey isn't Asriel's soul, it's his dust infused with determination, a being without soul but willpower.

>>235203
oilghost but a core instead of a whole drone

>>235188
Smaller butts deserve love too

>>235203
All I know is Cyn is def a Chara parallel

>>235205
Which steaks OC has the smallest ass?
Which has the smallest tits?

>>235207
Jane
Jane

>>235153
>Someone makes a funpost
>Someone else posts a wall of text over it
Anon you need to take your anti-bueno pills

>>235181
I kek'd, anon

>>235188
hnng I wanna draw that

>>235214
Good, the Liam Vickers thread needs some new non-PREDATOR/PREY content.

>>235211
M. Bison "Of Course!" HD Edition

>>235211
I will rock that war criminal rat's world

Geniunely curious, whod you GF
https://poll-maker.com/poll5513819x16144dDb-163

>>235211
CUDDLE lanky women

>>235221
Scrawny people can unironically be just as much fun to cuddle with as more full-figured people

>>235225
Tall skinny Janewife…
wrap around me like stick insect…

>>235186
Alice lights...

>>235220
Ignore this schizo and don't comment on his hate posts, he just wants to cause drama again.

>>235211
I don't hate myself enough

>>235231
n-no Solver Sapiens?

Indonesian speaking dub Alice is pretty nice

>>235233
No Solver Sapiens!
No Solver Sapien uppies!
No Solver Sapien cuddling!
And definitely NO SOLVER SAPIEN SEX

>>235235
how can you say that
look into their many, many eyes and tell me that what you said is just and right

>>235235
>Text on a poster hanging at the liquidators' base
>These posters are everywhere, reminding people that their job is extremely dangerous and never to relax
>And yes, of course, they remind people not to contact with solver flesh, even if it has taken the form of a cute, long-legged and busty creature
>Hello, idiot, this thing is only imitating a human being, it is disgusting in its essence and nature, so you shouldn't FUCK it!

>>235237
>it's a picture of 'Keeter

>>235238
>it’s a picture of 'Keeter posing cutely in a bikini with the caption THIS IS THE DEVIL, KILL THIS in big red text with an arrow pointing at her

>>235241
kek

>>235241
WHERE IT?!?!

>>235237
This is HODR propaganda demonizing solver sapiens and making drones look more appealing

>Liquidators
Fenslerfilm GI Joe PSA 19 - fire 2

>>235240
Shit, if only I was a drawfag...

>>235245
>No one understands Liquidators with their masks on
>This is by design
>It's to protect the identity of Liquidators after a Liquidator got lynched by a mob of parents after making the hard choice to put a whole classroom of mutated children to the torch
>The children were far too gone to be saved and if left alone would have created an even bigger problem

>>235248
>Pic
>Doll has a poster of her Liquidator husbando up on her wall

thinkin bout overseer again ₍///₎ ,,

>>235240
I will literally die if get a picture the keet in a bikeeni

>>235250
Sorry, sweetheart, but he's looking for a real BRO: >>234067

>>235251
bikeeter...

>>235247
From the context I take it these kids were animal people. In which case, yiff in Hell, kids.

>>235253
> BikerKeeter
Hell yeah

>>235256
>keeter refusing to get out of the car lane as she bikes at 5kph

>>235257
> despite not having a motor vehicle of any kind, she insists on the sunglasses and leather jacket

Any new info on solver war Heavies?

>>235259
The Solver war in heaven?
yeah the hyper drones fought in it

>>235259
A thousand dudes in a war spanning multiple planets? You wanna go with that?

>>235247
>"That's why liquidators need to be given permits to open fire to kill."
>"But the new government won't do that. They're too mired in bureaucracy and liberalism."

>"They've become weak."

>"Tell me, can we trust our lives to a bunch of greedy bastards who can only shout peace and co-existence with demons while we're out here risking our lives to keep the arch-enemy from coming back?"
>"You and I gave so much in that war to protect humanity, and we continue to sacrifice everything, but for what? So that the murderers of tens of thousands of innocent people can stroll quietly about their business?!"
>"Remember your brother, anon, remember how they killed him! Slowly and painfully so you can see it..."
>"What would your late mother say, anon? What would she say if she heard her son's murderers feasting on the ruins of her homeland?"
>"You realise it's wrong, anon, I can see that, and I agree with you. And I'm not the only one, anon. There are many of us who see this as a celebration of betrayal and wretchedness."
>"We are not alone."

>>235258
>her tough-gal look is ruined by the bright, red bicycle helmet N places on her head before she goes out

>>235256
That would also be pretty based tbh

>>235260
>>235262
>>235264
Headpattable bunnydrone.

>>235260
>>235262
>>235264
HOLY YES, LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>235260
>>235262
>>235264
nice. fashionista bunnydrone

>>235264
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES, FINALLY, I LOVE THAT.

>>235263
When did the solver war become multiple planets? How does that even make any sense?

>>235263
No, I don't want that.

I want hundreds of millions of soldiers fighting on hundreds of planets! I want the galaxy on fire! I want this war to show all that the sick and doomed mind of man can stand against GOD!

>>235259
No, we haven't discussed Solver war yet.

We've just mentioned liquidators, but those heavy guys aren't here yet.

>>235273
Dude, if anything, the Federation had seven planets in the show, including earth.

>>235260
holy crap that was a week ago
>>235262
>>235264
very nice

>>235280
Anon, the thread before last we discussed this..

So how's about that teaser trailer for season 3 of Disassembly Required? What do you think Tessa really is that her taking off her helmet shocked and disgusted Uzi and Doll, broke Thad's and N's hearts, and got Lizzy super turned on?
That line delivery though. Chills.
>"You're not human at all!"
>"I was..."

>>235283
I still don't know how Glitch got Sam Raimi to guest write an episode.

>>235280
>>235281 (me)
>>233319
This is my comment briefly explaining why the events of Veteran AU do not take place on earth, and why Solver war was fought on multiple planets.

Solver war, it's not only greens from pocketsteaks, but also from other anons.

>>235276
>Wears it even though its 74 outside today because I know she worked hard and I want to show my appreciation

>>235287
>74 outside
That's enough to kill you even while naked, anon. You'll literally sinter.

>>235290
Some parents believe they can be resurrected.

>>235286
>The events of Veteran AU do not take place on earth, but on an unnamed planet/planets.
> an unnamed planet/planets.

That sounds like a ton of cope, you can just claim any green that doesn't immediately claim its on "Earth" is on some unamed planet. Im still not even sure why you'd want that, it makes the whole of the war matter so much less when its about a bunch of unnamed planets compared to the singular bastion of Earth.

>>235289
Good stuff.

What army does this bunny serve in?

>>235141
Kek

>>235294
she has RED EYES... red is good.

>>235293
Did you watch the show?

>>235289
love a girl in uniform. good shit

Why is this guy upset that the Solver Wars took place on thousands of planets across the 7 Federation Galactic Spheres? every one knows that’s what happened

>>235293
>...the Federation had seven planets in the show, including earth.
>...the singular bastion of Earth.
I'm really getting tired of all this...

You can think that, anon, it's not forbidden, Solver war and Veteran UA have no cultural ideologue (Jesus fucking Christ, how many times have I explained that already?), you can count every green about solver war as a war for Earth if it's not refuted, and you can count the actions of every green as taking place on any other planet, it's a matter of personal preference and the author's decision about the development of the story.

It's just that most anons assume that (1)war was going on on many planets and (2)earth was destroyed, if you prefer to think otherwise, fine, go ahead, no one will judge you for it, but it's just better to clarify this when writing your green if it's important to the plot and immersion.

>>235296
База.

>>235289
Yes!

>>235303
Are there even thousands of planets mentioned in the expanse of Murder Drones world? I dont think we have even seen more then ten

>>235303
Anon, if you're newfag or have been absent for HALF A YEAR, you'd just ask for an explanation of fan AUs for yourself, rather than claiming it's nonsense and doesn't conform to canon.

Now, let us all calm down and not make drama since no one needs it.

>>235301
this
Every copy of threadlore is personalized, no one can take your thoughts from you, 1 helicopter or a thousand thousand engagements across the stars, it’s all up to (you)

i said i was gonna flesh out enforcer drones, this is my attempt. heres a green about the green division. 23 juggernauts, 1 handler and 1 overseer, the only one to have actively taken part in the solver war.

>You've been roaming the streets for 3 days now. That's how long it's been since you've last seen your parents.
>They're probably dead, along with everyone you've ever known. Whatever childlike innocence you had is long gone. You've seen more than any adult, let alone child ever should.
>The truth makes you sick, but you can't deny it. You know as well as anyone else what happens to unprepared survivors. It's a miracle you're even alive, barely, but alive nonetheless.
>Your left arm looks a bit weird: it has taken on a disgusting hue and barely responds to your commands, as if it's completely numb, but it sure doesn't feel numb. In fact, there's a dull pain in your hand that's been bugging you for hours now.
>Well, whatever. You've got bigger fish to fry, such as crossing the street without getting swooped up by one of those flying metallic demons. If you can see it, it can see you, and fortunately, the red sky is clear of their presence... for now.
>But there's still that faint sense of dread that haunts your mind, and for some reason, that rational feeling has just begun to grow into irrational fear. There's nothing around you, nothing to be afraid of, but your instincts are screaming to run.
>That's when you hear a distant scream, moments before something crashes through the building at high speeds only a few hundred feet in front of you, leveling the entire thing.
>Once the smoke clears, you can make out 2 figures. It looks to be... one of those vile robots, trying to stand up before collapsing... and a man? That doesn't make any sense.
>More of them emerge from the smoke, about 20 of them if you had to guess. They march down the street, some glancing at the crater in which the broken remains of the murder drone lies.
>They're dressed in a green uniform with red armbands, some of them are armed, some - unarmed. You can't quite make out any of their faces, only that they have red eyes. And they're big too, real big, not gigantic, but larger than any human should be.
>You conclude that they must be some sort of drone, a type you've never seen before, as that is the only reasonable explanation. How else would one make a whole platoon of identical, red-eyed giants?
>Well, that's one important question answered, now onto the second: Are they friend or foe? One of them did just wrestle with a murder drone right through a building, but you can never be too sure.
>Enemy of my enemy is my friend, right? Is that even applicable in this scenario? Before you can decide whether or not you should approach these guys, they take notice of you. Now there's a dozen red eyes looking right at you.
>Whatever good things you thought of them immediately goes out the window as you turn and run. Who cares what they are? Who would be willing to find out? It's definitely not worth the risk.
>"Wait!" A deep, robotic voice calls out to you from behind. Best not to listen to anyone that sounds like that. They can't mean well.
>You are stopped dead in your tracks once a floating man materializes before you with a red flash and a deafening bang. You fall back on the ground and look up at the newly-arrived humanoid.
>The man is wearing a dark green military coat and a similarly colored peaked cap, with a rotating wheel on his back. You could mistake him for a human if it weren't for the obviously drone-like head.
>He scans you similarly, before speaking.
>"Oh, a little boy." The ring on his back retracts as he descends down to the ground and kneels. "Cute little guy." He smirks as he ruffles your hair with his metallic hand. "My name is Caleb Maxwell. You have nothing to fear."
>...This drone has a name?
>Caleb's smirk quickly disappears once he notices your arm. He stays silent for a moment, thinking. "Morrison, get over here!"
>Yet another drone appears, walking up behind Caleb with the stupidest look on his face, which, along with his figure, more closely resembles a worker drone, save for the big ol' visor that stretches from one headphone to the other, and his slightly darker exterior. "Eh?"
>"Get me some... anesthetic and a plug"
>"Aye." Morrison calmly walks away, as if he's not in a hurry.
>Caleb takes note of your worries. The red eyebrows on his monitor furrow as he tries to think of something to say. "Listen. Those men you see over there are my men. We're the green division, we rescue survivors like you and get them off this god forsaken planet. Are you by yourself?"
>"Y-yeah..." You can barely get out an answer, your mouth quivering.
>Not long after, Morrison returns, handing a small syringe and a strange metallic object to Mr. Maxwell. You don't even react to the needle penetrating your right arm. You used to be scared of needles. "Now look at me."
>You see a blur in the corner of your eye for a split second. When you look to your right, your entire forearm is gone. You didn't even feel it being amputated.
>"M-my arm... What did you-"
>"Your arm was killing you, so I removed it." He replies, sticking the metallic object onto the end of your nub, which automatically tightens and stops the bleeding. "Don't worry, they'll get you a prosthetic soon enough. Maybe when you're a big boy you can even get an artificially grown arm, huh?" He brushes you off. "Alright boys, take him to the ship!"
>One of the aforementioned big guys walks up to you, scoop you up and reassures you that you're in good hands. You look back at Caleb Maxwell, he's saying something to Morrison.
>"It's frustrating. This place has been almost entirely devoid of life so far. I fear our arrival may have been too late..."
>"Ehh, I dunno."
>"Not far from here is where I usually see that blue colleague of ours. It's about time I introduced myself to him, don't you think? ...I just hope he's rounded up at least a few."

>>235306
Ive been following these threads for quite awhile now even before the Solver War was a thing, Im just saying your own Head canon for how it would work makes absolutely no sense in any way. Ive never even seen it described this way, when I read these greens it was always about Earth. This must be a recent development of it taking place on thousands of worlds for some reason? It sounds like you're just describing warhammer.

>>235301
while I understand and somewhat agree with the sentiment that the idea of the war being fought for earth feels more impactful, logically if humanity was able to put up any resistance that could be considered a "war" it would take place across the whole of its empire– or at least as much of it as the solver has reached by that point.
fighting for a distant unnamed planet might seem less powerful than fighting for the earth– but each and every one of those soldiers, no matter the planet, is fighting to protect their home

>>235310
Humanity is now an empire?!

>Fun fact, every Solver-affected drone actually has their own personal mind palace. If you take their core and put some wires in the right places, you can actually get a data stream from it. Need beefy hardware to actually translate it into visual data, though. Shit’s high fidelity as fuck. You think Crysis is hard to run? That’s peanuts compared to this.
>Crazy thing is that this actually works on “dead” cores too, albeit what’s inside is far more corrupt than a fully intact one. You can actually do a little bit of autopsy this way, figure out a few exact details about the circumstances of their deaths. Most of the ones I’ve seen have drifting clouds of loose qualia, typically stuff like “hungry,” “thirsty,” “burning,” etc. Y’know, so it goes for most of them.
>…So far, I’ve only been able to access the “outer layer” of each core. There’s doors and gates that I can see, but cannot interact with, like my “avatar” was nothing more than a floating pair of eyes, only capable of observing, not manipulating… Most of the live subjects that have helped me with this described it like that, anyways. They haven’t been able to bring me deeper, either because the connection weakens their control over the space, or that what I use to view the space is incongruent with how the mind palace functions. I think I know why.
>I reckon that, since Solver-affected drones process reality just as a biological entity would (i.e. through Qualia, raw feeling, the basis of memory and mental imaging), then the issue lies in my method of connection. I am attempting to access the realm of thought using something that cannot be ascribed qualia, nor process it (not on its own, at least. I prompt the core itself to translate/describe them for me when needed.) To describe it in a loose analogy: it’s sort of like taping a paper cutout of a person to a TV screen. You can act like it’s a character on whatever show you’re watching, but it cannot interact with the characters on screen, nor can the characters interact with it. A fully digital entity cannot be interacted with in these mental spaces. You cannot touch, smell, or really do anything that’d necessitate physicality with, for example, a videogame character. It’s an incompatible state of being.
>For me to be able to delve deeper, I’ll need something that can experience qualia and be ascribed qualia. There’s only one solution to this that I can think of: Wetware. I’ll need a living being to serve as the connector and to act as an avatar in the mind palace. Of course, this means that it will be in control of itself within, and I will remain as an observer, seeing through its eyes on the computer screen. That’s not the biggest concern, I’m not here to play games.
>But the question is, how? There is no commercially available, nor clandestinely owned model of wetware adaptor that is capable of complex thought - the ethicists would go feral at the glimpse of it. That leaves me with only one option, one that’s equally questionable.
>I will have to… “borrow” a Solver Sapien from the Liquidator’s custody. Their reported capability to shapeshift will make them the perfect candidate. After all, why go searching for a fitting piece of wetware when you can just transform part of yourself into one? As for acquisition... It will, without a doubt, require strings to be pulled behind the scenes.
>But, it’s not like such a thing is new to me. After all, we all had to put in work to bring the witches and all the inert solver cores in without provoking the Union’s notice. Suffice to say, we’ll do anything to sate our curiousness.
>They always say, that curiosity killed the cat…
>…But they always omit the fact…
>…that Satisfaction brought it back.

>>235116
>>235117
MG Spamton?

>>235309
There was a whole discussion in this thread(>>233244) explaining Veteran AU and Solver war, and there have been many, many such discussions over half a year, and you're telling me that even though you've been sitting at these threads for a long time, you haven't read ANY of the explanations?

Are you Phenixanon?

>>235312
who is this man

>>235311
Space states are commonly referred to as ‘Empires,’ even if they don't officially call themselves that, because they share one major quality of Empire:

Relentless expansion.

So yes, the Federation can be called an ‘Empire,’ because it stretches across many planets, and it wasn't going to stop if it wasn't Cyn.

>>235316
Dr Ones' only surviving relative following the Solver War.
Anon Ones.

>>235316
Probably a mad scientist of terrorists.

The new government does not welcome inhumane experiments, even on drones.

just thinking back on how the Solver War had grown from a doomed Vietnam-style blood jungle where humanity was already doomed to die on day 1 and lasted maybe a month or two, into a Warhammer Esq Galactic Empire with Space Marines and a million wars on a million worlds

>>235321
anything simple can grow into anything complex if theres enough of it

>>235318
I'm literally talking about the most general topics that relate to Solver War and Veteran AU, plus I wrote the Veteran AU WIKI and reread the thoughts and ideas of anons, plus I didn't tell you to abandon your ideas, just CLARIFY them so that anons don't get confused.

Any other questions, or are you finally going to read at least that one discussion?

>>235321
If you think thats funny remember that the solver war only exists because an OC needed a backstory

Dog planet will play a role in season 2 and you will all be flabbergasted

>>235315
Hooooo

>>235325
The human mind can turn anything into anything, which is why we are all still here.

>>235320
Officer, I assure you, all of the experiments we conduct here are entirely ethical. Unsanctioned? Yes. But still ethical.
...The screaming? Yeah, that was uh... one of the cores melting into steaming black sludge when we tried connecting it. One-time thing, it won't happen again.

>>235313
THAT [[kitesathalfprice]]??
I’M [[insulttoinjury] THT YOU’D EVEN TH1NK T0 [[compareprices]] ME TO THAT [[wiseguy]] TO M3!!

I COULD
I COULLD
I COULDD
DEAL [[w1ld priz3s]] AT [[MSRP $34.99]] AROUND HIM ANY [[weekdayafternoon]]

Let's do some speculation. So as we saw by the ending credits, J is rebuilding the ship with the obvious intention of going somewhere, but where is that somewhere? I theorize that J is trying to go back to wherever the fuck the Solver previously was before it came to Copper-9. Remember The Solver didn't teleport it came to Copper-9 by way of space ship

>>235321
Kino

>>235332
Into the Copper system's sun, in the hope that this will get her death to stick.
It won't. She'll still respawn in Uzi's mind palace.

>>235326
why is SamMan trying to fight me?

>>235311
what >>235317 said. I'm not saying they inhabited thousands or even hundreds of planets– the humankind we see doesn't seem quite advanced enough for that– but I find it hard to believe that copper 9 was the only other planet they colonized.

>>235315
Shes ruining the meal.

>>235337
>but I find it hard to believe that copper 9 was the only other planet they colonized
It wasn't. There's at least five others.

>>235328
>you notice oogi out of the corner of your eye, wiggling her limbs up and down and 'hooing' as she seethes
>the narcotic gas was affecting them less and less now
>you polish off your toast, licking your lips for every molecule of delicious honey as oogi continues to stare
>it was time for a change in the hive
>grabbing a pair of headphones, you place them against bugretta and play the Sim City 4 soundtrack
>her many bug eyes soon flutter close as she falls asleep
>you didn't want her to see this- it might affect her honey output
>as soon as you are sure she's asleep, you turn your attention back to the oogis
>more and more of them have gathered together, their faces stitched into frowns and barely suppressed anger
>the one who woke up and saw your honey heist has told all the other oogis
>hooo... the sound grows in volume as a mob of oogi begins to form
>but their rage turns to terror as your hand shoots out and grabs their ringleader, stuffing her in a box
>oogis scamper in all directions, some eeping, others trying to find something to fight you with
>beanies fly, 'bite me's are shouted as more and more oogis are tossed into the box
>finally, the hive is quiet
>you close the lid on the box, ignoring the shouts and cries of the masses of oogis squirming inside
>printing out a shipping label, you attach the address of a local disassembly drone rehabilitation hostel and throw the package onto the porch
>opening up dronebook, you navigate to the marketplace and place an order for a starter set of oogis
>guaranteed to be bred for docility, compliance, and servitude
>either they'll behave and feed and care for bugretta without complaint, or they'll meet the fate of the box of oogers outside, destined to become drone food

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then the war would have been fought– to at least some extent– on a minimum of 6 worlds (what happened on copper 9 can hardly be called a war)

There are only 7 human planets but over 50 trillion oogi planets in the oogi empire