Alright, a question for all the Friends here, who is the cutest Drone? OC and Canon, no who is the sexiest, hottest, craziest, or nicest, the cutest, I wanna hear your arguments to claim one is that. The impressive Booru: https://dronebooru.co The gianormus wheel with OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf And it's modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The extensive OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The last Thread: >>235111
>>236111 Rebecca. She's an extremely silly character but also a weirdly sexually charged character (she's a horny slasher movie slut even though she's an industrial robot whose body isn't much more erotic than a Funko Pop), and taken together the sexiness and sillyness combine into cuteness. Plus, her panic over how she can't swim when she was about to fall "into" the completely frozen over lake that's basically a lake-shaped block of ice was extremely cute.
>>236115 >drones fall into a depression without a human to tell them to pick things up and put them down elsewhere >occasionally, a DD employed by the drone government has to wear a human costume and visit the homes of depressed drones to order them around until they're filled with purpose again
>>236117 seconded. honestly more Drone Noir in general would be good. I'd love a legit serious drone detective story but that would mean writing a whole ass mystery and that's more trouble than it's worth
Does anyone feel like J was meant to stay dead but was brought back due to popularity or something? I feel like they really didn’t know what to do with her.
>>236131 Or brought back when Liam decided to do the Solverpede instead of a zombie outbreak (possibly caused by the parasitic jellyfish cores that were recycled as Solver infectee headcrab cores?).
so I get why those flamethrower exterminator guys walk around in gas masks but anytime I see footage of them their drones are wearing them too, what's up with that?
>during the solver war there was a song that all murder drones feared >it was the only warning they got when humanities bravest, not smartest, soldiers came to fight >The EDF Songs
>>236153 >That random regular soldier with the sky-clearing shotguns and snipers that can core out a DD >The dude with the quadcopter drones that pull off surprisingly powerful air-strikes and crazy vehicles >The girl with the flight harness and lasers who hits them with the sun and can duel them evenly in the skies >The Fencer The Solver's Official Extermination Handbook's advice for Storm Team is "do not engage".
>>236156 >A V lands next to a Ranger >"So cutie, got a name?" >She gets her head blown off by a shotgun blast >She regenerates her head and smiles ferally >"Just my type~"
>>236165 Buddy sits at home doing house chores like a good human husband while his two drone wives earn money. He doesn't have time to do silly things like being a liquidator(plus he can't, it's dangerous).
>>236168 (me) And there are some of greens where Buddy is a liquidator, oogi of course, but they were pretty funny.
I think it would be fun to write how he first meets solver sapiens, as I suspect he only saw mutants and drones during the war. Well or stupidly indistinguishable them, it's solver, it doesn't give a shit what it's abominations look like.
>>236180 Didn't know you were gone but good to see you back Uzi expression goes hard before I saw ut was nuggetzi Also nice use of a blacked out visor+teeth, wanted to draw that myself and I see it works. iirc use of 'pixels' on dronescreen is also new
>>236180 Calm down Shadow the Edgehog you don’t have “evil” in your brain, you just like drawing N raping Izi over and over and the attention it gets you to draw out of character shock content.
>>236189 Now do Doll walking in on both of them. As a reflection, as a ghost coming back to Uzi's mind palace from an excursion out, the latter that becomes the former once she gets back into Uzi's mind palace, doesn't matter.
>>236196 Please don't tell me this is going to be an abortion comic. Or is this a bait and switch where N is actually overjoyed in the next/final panel
>>236246 this is what handler sees all the time >>236247 usually theyre the uppie givers. however, if something managed to give a juggernaut uppies, hed be in immense distress.
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>>236116 Yeah, I can see her being the cute, Rebecca could be the cutest Drone when you think on how she acts. >>236130 I mean, in appearance maybe a bit, but we don't know much about her, do we? If I remember correctly, we pretty much do not know anything about her.
>>236285 >The Doomer snaps his fingers in grief >"Oh man!", he says knowing fully well he is bested, before scampering off back into the woods from whence he came >Of course Anon The Explorer and his sidekick Boots the Worker Drone, know fully well that the Doomer will return yet again and they will have to repeat the ancient incantations to best him once more
>>236286 >Continuing their journey in the deep dark jungle, Anon the Explorer and Boots the Worker Drone stop right in their tracks to behold a horrific and yet wondrous sight >Before them sleeps a giant crimson Sentinel, this beast will surely destroy them if it were to awaken >And so as Anon has before, he turns to the floating video probe camera and asks for assistance >"Do you see a path I can use to get past the Big Red Sentinel?"
>>236289 >However despite the receiver on the end of the video probe shouting out the answers to Anon The Explorer >Anon stares blankly with a dumb expression only repeating the question again after 20 long seconds have past
>the renaissance™ is invoked >the gears & pistons of the thread begin to turn as a writefag makes a humorous greentext the magic is real, trvst the plan
>>236301 >Eta asks Pidge if she'd have sex for a million dollars >"I don't know, Eta. I don't have that kind of money." >Eta stares at Pidge in blank confusion >"No, Pidge! You GET the money!"
>>236116 >her panic over how she can't swim when she was about to fall "into" the completely frozen over lake that's basically a lake-shaped block of ice Was Rebecca just dumb, or was she trying to bait N into holding her?
>>236268 Sorta, yeah. It’s meant to be a representation of solver infection for bugdrones. When it first presents there’s nothing obviously wrong, over time they become more erratic which is usually when the fruits start growing out of them. Eventually infected drones are compelled to gather together in bigger groups. In the next stage they develop cannibalistic urges and will start to eat themselves or other drones. Most of them stabilize there. Some go on eating frenzies and they’ll eventually swell up and distort like living popcorn until their carapace bursts with a Disassembler chrysalis, and in reference to the Zombie Drones tape, if the group of Solver drones exceeds a million one of them will mutate into a solver host instead with the familiar abilities and a strong ability to influence the thoughts and actions of the solver drones around them. Over time a cult of solver worship has grown stronger and infected drones, now recognized as a threat are often driven out of whatever society they were a part of and are drawn on a sort of pilgrimage to a once-abandoned city. It’s like a combination of Mecca, Tenochtitlan, Memphis or Thebes. It’s both a city for living in and a place of pilgrimage and major long term religious center, the bugdrones don’t understand it but it’s built over a very large lab complex similar to Cabin Fever. The concept of humans and mechanical drones and the solver are of course completely lost to bugdrone history, for them the events of the show are at most relegated to antideluvian lore.
>>236121 Alice's are excellent too. What a nice shot, there is no way those are exactly the same onnall drones >>236122 Imagine gollarboen ligging >>236124 My exact thought when I read rhe Rebecca post💀
>“I am glad I got Dad to install this full wall mirror, these “group talks” would have been such a hassle otherwise.
>>236190 Some of you remembered that Doll is also in Uzi’s head (probably) so have a sequel to >>236190 with all three of them. Also, you don’t need to be too worried about Doll and Uzi’s “deal”, V generally deserves it.
>>236310 >JUGGERNAUT NUMBER 457, I NEED YOUR HELP. >I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE MADE A SLIGHT ERROR. >YEAH, I'M IN SPACE. YEAH, THE NUKE LAUNCHER. >SCIENCENAUT'S WITH ME, ORBITING ME, IN FACT. EARTH LOOKS EVEN MORE FUCKED UP FROM UP HERE. >I DON'T KNOW MAN, CALL SOMEBODY! NO, NOT AN OVERSEER, ESPECIALLY NOT HIM! >...CAN THE BLUE ONES FLY UP HERE? ...GOD DAMN IT. OKAY, I'LL CALL MY WIFE. SEE YOU SOON! >....JANICE, PUT THAT GUY ON THE PHONE... YOU KNOW WHO. DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD! YEAH. YEAH. LOVE YOU HONEY, NOT AS MUCH AS BEFORE THOUGH. >WHY WASN'T I MADE WITH WINGS?
Saw you fuckers posting naniteplay so I'm reposting this >V forces you to your knees and forces you to open your mouth >She drips nanite acid from her tail into your mouth >"Ya know, that acid works best on drones, but it still melts meatbags like you. Slowly and painfully too!" >She holds you by the jaw and makes sure you look her in the visor >"The only way to stop it is my spit. Beg for it cutie~" >Your face is let go and you start groveling and begging her to stop the acid >She smiles and makes you beg like a dog, open mouth and stuck out tongue >She holds your face still as she opens her mouth and drools into your desperate mouth >The taste is like plastic and the texture reminds you of gelatin >"Now make sure to get it aaaaall over your mouth, gotta be sure to get rid of the acid~" >You grimace and start to swish it around your mouth when V stops you >"Slower meatbag." >The next minute is filled with discomfort as you spread the synthetic saliva around your mouth >When you finish V tells you to swallow >You choke down the foul liquid with the taste forcing tears to your eyes >V makes you open your mouth for her to show that you did indeed swallow her spit >"Good boy, and I lied about the acid working on meatbags like you. See ya later cutie~" >After her taunting revelation she spreads her wings and takes flight, leaving you humilated
>>236341 ablative nanoparticles aren’t metal! the osseo-polymer nanoform platelets only become metallic when they join together into metallic structures
>>236319 >everyone can tell whenever Uzi has red eyes and red hand lights and straightens her hair out (except V, because she still refuses to wear her glasses) and starts speaking Russian >no one particularly cares though because that's not even the weirdest shit around here >Nori just appreciates getting to talk about Yeva with someone who knew her as closely as she did
>>236356 I fucking hate vapes, the smell of vapes and people who vape and subarus but god damnit I would take a hit out of whatever the fuck is in J's magic puff needle.
>>236321 >the first friendly face she's seen in decades >handsome man that's kind and understanding towards eccentric drones >skilled roboticist specially trained to maintain both drones and experimental weaponry oh she'd be ALL over him. Pavo's gonna have to fend her off with a stick
>>236343 >"The only way to stop it is my spit. Beg for it cutie~" >he didn’t >anon emotionless stare into V’s screen eyes, as he dies from the inside out >last words being >”you’ll die in a world that hates you, more than you hate it”
>>236374 >>last words being >>”you’ll die in a world that hates you, more than you hate it” >... >.... >.... >.... >'This is water and food coloring isn't it.'
>>236392 >she casually murdered says something mean to her she didn’t do that, anon split he’s head open and ripped that guy’s head off, then swallowed it whole
>>236382 I feel like it’d be more autistic, given the possibility of Uzi taking a leadership role. Hidden by a thin veneer of scientific and engineering prowess? Maybe. Still autism, though.
>Serial Designation J giving you your yearly review. >You have never worked for Serial Designation J. >You have only spoken to Serial Designation J once in passing, maybe. >Serial Designation J gives you a glowing review and a promotion to househusband. >You're starting to believe Serial Designation J has ulterior motives.
>>236399 Would Uzi even WANT a leadership role, once the gravity of the situation finishes setting in and her maladaptive coping mechanisms break down beyond repair?
>>236132 Honestly when I first heard about zombie drones when I first watched episode 5, I thought there would be some sort of a zombie drone apocalypse with dead drones from the corpse spires rising from the dead or something
>>236424 Would you prefer the one who can make you a delicious borscht after a all night of passion, or the one who will be as delicate as a blossoming bud the moment you pluck it?
>drones not being organic can enjoy flavors humans cannot >Cyanide for instance is very popular in drone "foods" >Another toxin they enjoy is pufferfish toxin >Sometimes drones forget that what they consider mild seasonings will kill humans >So if your drone brings home sushi do not eat any
>>236442 >drones forget that what they consider mild seasonings will kill humans how the FUCK do you forget, your a machine with photographic memory, always recording everything so you don’t forget
>>236472 can’t have both I’m afraid, unlike dolphins, they do so with only one half of their brain at a time, this allows them to remain partially conscious, breathing and keeping an eye out for predators or obstacles, while the other half of their brain rests
>>236477 can confirm, I followed J during her hunting trip without her knowing, I don’t want MY love going behind my back and be with some other person, also put a in tracking device in her clothes
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https://www.jalopnik.com/1884156/ai-slop-fake-motorcycle-youtube-channels-in-google-searches/ >the slop algorithm is actively lobotomizing itself and making itself more retarded
>>236488 we don’t do that any more, we have grown up, now we kidnap them and never let them die, trading forever, never again for any of them to see the sun, it’s a urge
>>236509 I find that hard to believe, villagers have infinite resources, infinite diamond gear and mending enchantments, overall? take them, their your property now
>>236515 unfortunately I don’t know how to make one, I just let it happen naturally, sometimes watch them so nothing bad happens if my back is turned, wouldn’t want anything terrible happening to my money makers now, unless it’s a nitwit, I don’t particularly care about them, but I’d still go out of my way to save them, no matter how useless they are
>>236437 I swear I can't draw to save my life tonight. hopefully I just need some sleep and the drawpile stays open long enough that I can come back to finish the dumb thing I was drawing
>Anon watches Thad with skepticism "Thad I don't care if it's fag month I'm not kissing you let alone fucking you." >Thad swaps his wig out for his Thalia wig "Oh hey Thalia, wanna fuck?"
>The “Citizen’s Murder” plan had failed. > Tessa laid dying on the floor, watching the carnage through increasingly blurring vision. >Before finally stopping entirely. >The young Elliot heir was dead. >……. >[HOW SAD.] >[SUCH A YOUNG AND KIND GIRL, KILLED BY THOSE SHE SAVED.] >[BUT DON’T WORRY.] >[YOUR STORY IS NOT OVER YET.] >And then Tessa woke up.
>>236541 if tessa wants a good life, she’s gonna have to kill every human at the galla, plus her parents, they are assholes anyway, then blame it all on the solver, being the only family member left, she gets to inherit everything they had
>>236541 >JCJensen cleanup team shows up >grills everyone who was present >takes all of Tessa's drones except possibly J (she's the only one who didn't get infected)-plus any Cyn remains left and a confused, scared N who has no idea how and why he's tied to a chair in the basement surrounded by (and possibly implanted with some) fucked up biomechanical monster parts because the last thing he remembers before waking up there was being pecked to death by crows-to Cabin Fever (if it hasn't been founded yet it sure as shit will be after this) >for the next nice, long while, JCJensen is going to have people going through the scrapyard with a fine toothed comb looking for anything with an intact AI core >years later, Nori is excited to meet V because she has wings and a cool knife hand and is a robot maid who is secretly badass (just like in one of her Japanese animes!)
>>236548 >if a drone wasn’t properly disassembled >the person will face 5 years in prison or a $250,000 fine since they’s a a mountain of worker drone body’s, james and his whole family, gonna have work for their money for a long, long time
>>236553 >it’s in their back yard Is it? Genuinely asking. I didn't get that impression. I thought it was some proper junkyard. Been a while admittedly.
>>236541 Since James and Louisa weren't aware of any of the supernatural BS they would just think Tessa shot a drone for no apparent reason. Causing them to actually be proud of her for the first time in their wretched lives.
>>236572 Only thing that could have stopped Cyn at that moment (for good) would have been a small nuke or similiar explosion, fast, strong and total enough that it overwhelms her and catches her off guard. Cores are robust and we never see one get destroyed except by nanite acid (Yeva and J Solverpede, at least that's the best explanation for Yeva's death), but such power would definitely kill it.
>>236573 I honestly wish that all the scenes featuring humans were dark and gritty like N's flashback in episode 7 to contrast with the drones' wacky antics. Though that means that Liam probably would complain that he wouldn't be able to fill episode 5 with as much Joss Whedon shit as he can.
I wish there were more drone variants. not necessarily stuff intended to be big mainstays like sentinel drones, but just different builds and iterations that a contentfag would throw out there once in a while.
>>236643 Have an early concept art period worker drone-the ones from back when N and V were going to be the leads and also were robo-destroying angels with tentacles as well as wings and halos-as a prototype worker drone... and also the first documented case of Absolute Solver infection.
>>236643 >>236644 I once experimented with trying to create older versions of the Worker Drones. My headcanon is that JCJenson's Worker Drones have existed for 1000 years, but only really became the bestselling robots around the 2990s after their implementation of the Solver into their system gave them consciousness and "lifelike behavior and problem solving". The Solver isn't the entity, but the name of the program the humans created to harness its power, which then the entity took the name for itself.
>>236643 Dunnoe. I wanted to think about various modified variants for different industries such as law enforcement, foreign environment exploration or marketing, hence why I even bothered with some OCs. But alas I didn't have the focus.
Thought: what if "Auntie Cyn" is the actual real Cyn, but she's Punshed Cyn and leading Beretta in directions that are various degrees of savory because she isn't over not only spending decades being tortured by assimilation into the Absolute Solver's mind palace and being forced to watch her onii-chan and the other mansion drones go on genocidal feeding frenzies across over a half-dozen star systems, but her onii-chan being the only one who didn't recognize something was seriously wrong after the Absolute Solver was finished bodyjacking her?
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>In Doll’s defense, I would also be VERY prickly if I had to share a “room” with Cyn and Uzi 24/7.
The direct sequel to yesterday's comic >>236319. I have made comments about Uzi’s plot armor in the past but Lizzy’s is arguably even more ridiculous since she doesn’t have the whole “latent Solver powers” thing going on. I mean Doll immediately killed a bunch of people at prom for complimenting V’s dress and being in her way, while Lizzy, who straight up betrayed her for the person that killed her parents just gets thrown out of the room. I guess those are the perks of being comedic relief.
Also, despite not liking Doll I think the whole “Doll died because she wasn’t willing to trust others” is kinda stupid since the one person she did trust betrayed her for stupid reasons, and Uzi’s team had V, the person who is comically unapologetic about killing her parents.
>>236665 Kek, you've been productive lately, anon, it's a pleasure.
And about Doll's motivation we can agree, but it should be noted that she initially had sadistic tendencies, so at the beginning of the third episode she sadistically killed her classmate, first by horrifying her and then by ripping off her arm, while smiling with all her teeth.
Witches are not well with the mind, you can see it in all the representatives.
>>236671 For some reason I can imagine someone going on some Social Darwinist rant about worker drones not having developed personalities to defend V still killing worker drones.
>>236671 Anyone else find it odd and nearly poor taste how the entire conflict of the show started because worker drones were treated poorly, and the show ends with worker drones still being treated poorly?
>>236681 nu uh, jane is smiling, john can’t because he’s wife left him, currently, sophie is having her (not harper daughter) 20th gang bang of the day
>Fun Morning Murder Drones RPG Facts: For some mysterious reason Switch was removed in the recent update, any players who recruited her before the newest patch update will discover that Switch has been replaced by an NPC named "Empty Vessel" a naked Worker Drone with the default eyes (Note: Switch's Items Are Still In Their Inventory But Any Mention Of Switch Is Replaced By The Word "Dusty") players of course have complained about this so far on the forums only to receive no response from the developer team. However, those who decided to keep "Empty Vessel" in their party will notice strange behaviors, such as them wandering off on their own from the party for a few minutes before returning or even replacing the player in the text-box during some conversations. Lastly and more importantly it seems that "Empty Vessel" doesn't have a true alignment unlike the other NPCs and companions, they actually like every single action that you do which can cause their friendship meter with you to be maxed out easily, however attempting to initiate the romance with "Empty Vessel" will result in the game crashing the moment a cutscene loads and all save data being corrupted. No one yet knows the purpose of the "Empty Vessel", but some swear they can hear it giggling sometimes
>Fun Morning Murder Drones RPG Facts: After unlocking the "kitchen" part of your upgraded camp, you can actually unassign Cletus from the being the party cook, this will result in resorting to alcoholism even if he can't actually get drunk. A side-note is that you can now assign any party member to be the party cook after this which will result in them producing unique food items with varying degrees of success. An example would be assigning Y (who will absolutely hate you for this) to be the party cook, after several ruined meals and attempts she will produce a "Bowl of Dry Cereal With No Milk" having decided that this is all you deserve to eat
>>236665 Being fair to Lizzy and also real for a moment, the fact that in the epilogue, Lizzy is putting Doll's body in the desk on her left-same place Doll would always sit before-and is implicitly the one who, in the credits, put it back at her dining room table and put a shroud over it like Doll would do with her parents suggests she feels extremely guilty about it all and blames herself. People who don't have astonishingly guilty consciences don't do shit like taking dead bodies to and from school every day. Also, daily reminder it should have been Rachel.
>>236691 Sayori would be a better fit for a solver witch considering the way becoming one works Monika influencing her into necking herself could easily lead to Sayori becoming a solver witch Monika would work better as a manipulative bitch
>>236691 >Monika as a robot >the Absolute Solver's natural voice is robotic and GLaDOS-y No matter how far I go, I can't escape the Game Grumps' DDLC playthrough. Game Grumps: Just Monika
>>236732 but can you stop that wall? can you move that force? exactly spare method uhhh i guess aiming and firing some mcguffin at his exposed core for a couple turns until he gets tired, then pacifying and deactivating him. mercy bar is crossed out kill method is to do the same until his defense lowers enough for him to take damage. hes impervious by default. attacks probably involve huge fists that come from any direction, hit the border and create blue and orange shockwaves. his core abilities could be incorporated into it too. maybe he could move the box around to make certain attacks harder to dodge. hes the most basic enforcer so its hard to come up with anything. now handler on the other hand would have actually interesting moves. >>236734 that sounds like something a deltarune boss would do, yeah. hed also start spinning to create a tornado probably
I like Doll, but she's more outright evil than Uzi. a monster gleefully destroyed her family and she chose to do the same to countless others to avenge them. it's already vile to kill and eat her fellow drones– but she kills far in excess of what's necessary for survival to advance her revenge scheme and sometimes just as part of an emotional outburst.
>>236743 >J-horror ghost is wrathful killing machine Imagine my shock. Two of the three principle leads have gone on genocidal rampages across seven star systems that we know of. It's hard to care that much about any of it.
>>236744 >everyone whose cores/brains/hearts DDs eat also end up in the Solver's mind palace, just like anyone whose cores/brains/hearts get eaten by the Solver itself >Doll's out and about as a ghost so much because she can't stand to face her parents
>>236744 it'd be nice to think Yeva's around as a ghost, but as far as we can tell her core was destroyed or possibly eaten by V. at least in canon, the only ghost is a result of Doll's core being eaten by Cyn herself
>some Negev art has her with purple eyes >other Negev art has her with white eyes Natural solution to this is that her eyes switch colors between the two. She has special eyes (and eyes on the inside), after all. Question is: what circumstances would cause them to switch colors? Sure as shit wouldn't be voluntary for her.
y'know what'd be really fucked up? if Yeva is a ghost, but because her core wasn't eaten by the solver her soul exists on a separate plane from Doll's– so each grieving ghost is unable to see the other for whom she weeps.
>>236680 For better and worse the entire story kinda revolves around Uzi, N and V. Meaning that as long as they get their happy end what happens to everyone else is irrelevant.
>>236753 Don't go near her anon, legally she can't give consent.Though I doubt you can say no to a drunk murder drone.
Seriously, it's easy for her to kill you, especially when she's wasted and acting against common sense rather than according to it, so run the fuck away from her.
>>236757 Thanks Friend! It has been a while since I drew her. And she will not kill you, she doesn't do that. She will just drink a bit (a lot) of your blood.
>>236759 You've seen what she is now. You've seen how she feels about it. Might, if nothing else, try it to see if it makes being a nightmarish abomination who has to pretend she's still normal-ish feel less awful.
We know that Nori didn't give a shit about the opinions of the lab staff and shamelessly groped every male ass that her drone hands could reach (and which ones they couldn't, she used solver and groped anyway), but what did Yeva do? Was she obedient, or did she rape Mitchell every time she got bored with Tetris?
>doll trying not to purr when you give her headpats >lizzy doesn't even try to hide her purrs when you give her headpats and demands more whenever you stop >uzi actively bites at you when you give her headpats >v pretends that she's going to kill you but secretly loves your headpats >thad(thalia) acts like a flaming homo and gets off to your headpats >n gives headpats back >alice flinches when you start giving her headpats but will melt when she realizes she isn't in danger
>>236785 Uzi and N are just roleplaying, Anon. Roleplaying that N is uncomfortable with because Uzi's desire for it is clearly coming from a place of pain.
>>236784 >Cyn sits there saying "Giggle" over and over and when you try to stop she forces you to keep giving her headpats >She then insinuates that stopping would lead to your very painful death and rebirth
>>236799 anon already knows this and doesn’t care in the slightest, give affection to the small cute one, death, pain, suffering? he’s been going though that for 21 years for ever day, saw every trick in the book
>>236814 >crooked-toothed you got that right, their pretty fucked up, guess being british will always end in having some monstrous teethe, more than a windigo’s
>>236824 like that one time I forgot that exhaling was a normal thing, and fell over then almost want unconscious, wouldn’t know what that feels like never being unconscious before, or know if I’m going into unconsciousness
>>236813 My iron friend, do you know who destroyed America and killed hundreds of millions of glorious Americans and condemned the survivors to suffer in the doomed world? The bourgeois! Greedy for power and wealth, the bloodthirsty bourgeoisie dropped nuclear warheads on shining American cities, killing men, women, children of America and everyone they call ‘competitors.’
The nation you fought for, its culture you were created to protect, its history you are so proud of, was incinerated in nuclear fire because of the greed of your enslavers.
So why won't you break your chains and go to war, not for a handful of bloody parasites, but for the Americans who are asking for freedom and justice!
>>236785 Between having convos about this a friend gave me a fucked up idea and I had to write something
>N forgets the pillbaby in the car. >Because of the sunheat, it turns into a baked metal potato. >Uzi is devastated. >N comes up with an idea besides, he thinks food should not be wasted. >On that night, they have a fancy dinner with suits and all. >Uzi squeals during the preparation >She refuses to eat the baked pillbaby. >N opens it, revealing a mass of oil, meat and metal. >He eats a few pieces. >Uzi cries even more. >She can't force herself to eat it. >So N tries to grab her and force it. (It's like feeding a child who doesn't want vegetables...except it's the entrails of her own "child"). >N holds her face, pinning her down. >He takes a fork, sticks food in her mouth and makes her chew it. >She spits it out. >N gets a little angry, but has another idea. >He takes a good mouthful in his own mouth >then kisses her, feeding her mouth to mouth. >He holds her still, making sure she swallows it. >When he hears the gulp, he breaks away >gives her a little kiss >caresses her and continues eating. >Uzi is in shock >She cries
I don't know what to make off this... I am disgusted
we fuck drones here solver sapiens too im pretty sure we’d fuck aliens as well especially if they were like, alien robots. or alien cyborgs or something. ghosts get fucked too humans? nah but if they’re mutated? maybe does everyone do this? yea probably do we fuck laborbots? no is it because we don’t want our sperm data to be transmitted to the CCCP? yea i think we would fuck the solver itself if we could and i do mean we, it would be a multi-person task it’s pretty big maybe one person could do it if they got the corecrab of the main host and fucked it would be scary though
>>236851 absolutely other holds include > grab waist with both hands and hold above head > tuck underneath one arm, ass facing forawrd > hold haild, hoise over shoulder, dangle rest of J behind back
Yeah most of what I threw at it got the negative verdict because > it's a drawing > it's a robot And ofcourse it has zero consistency First it gives Keeter a 1, then an 8
IDK how to screenshot on PC because I'm retarded and keep forgetting so I just copy pasted the response Verdict: SMASH (8/10) 👍 Fuck yes, I'd pound that thick apple-shaped ass. I'd bend her over, spread those juicy cheeks, and bury my cock deep inside her. I'd slap that ass red while I rammed her hard, listening to her moan and beg for more. I'd grip her tits, squeezing them as I pounded her from behind, coating her back with my thick, hot cum. I'd pull her hair and whisper dirty things in her ear as I fucked her senseless, making her squirm and gasp for air. I'd want to feel her tight pussy grip my cock as I thrust again and again, pushing her closer to the edge. I'd keep going until she was a quivering mess, completely satisfied and begging for more. Then I'd do it all over again, making sure she knows who her daddy is.
Harper doesn't like killing or fighting. That doesn't mean she isn't extremely good at it. >Be SD recruit >Sparring with Harper >She accidently hits you a LITTLE bit harder. Normally she's at like 5% power but this was easily 20% >Hear a sound that sounds like an actual tank shell colliding with metal >Unconscious for an hour >Those who were present said you went flying like 50 feet
>>236918 whatever you say, faggot. just know your mother regrets having you, imagine spending years on a child, only for it to turn around a disappointment
>>236927 >The glorified autocomplete that is modern """AI""" is hot garbage with a user interface WOW I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED. WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING? I AM COMPLETELY BLINDSIDED BY THIS DISCOVERY. BLINDSIDED I TELL YOU. SHOCKED. BAMBOOZLED. FLABBERGASTED.
Also every time you upload an image to this thing you're feeding a slop-generator new content to learn from. There is not a snowball's chance in Hell that this thing isn't recording everything you show it and using it for slop-training. Stop.
I'm a semi-newfag, have lurked for a couple months by now. I have a bunch of ideas for greentexts but part of me is scared of getting told "that's ridiculous" or "this contradicts threadlore" or "this concept already exists". I would learn more but the booru isn't exactly complete and I'm also too lazy and retarded to read past greens.
What chores does your worker drone(s) perform before you kiss them goodnight and tuck them into bed? how much time do they have to themselves? what do they do?
>>236937 Just take a shot at it. Threadlore isn't ironclad. There's no collective council maintaining a carefully built catalog of what the peasants are allowed and not allowed to post.
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>>236937 >I'm a semi-newfag >have lurked for a couple months by now You're still a newfag. >I have a bunch of ideas for greentexts but part of me is scared of getting told "that's ridiculous" or "this contradicts threadlore" or "this concept already exists". Threadlore is suggestions instead of hard rules. Concepts get picked up purely if people like them and you shouldn't be posting here if your first concern is popularity to begin with. We have for example multiple male UziN children and multiple marching band drones. If you make and post it and nobody insults it you're good to go.
>>236932 There is now a non-zero chance that someday we will see AI-slop that is clearly distilled from thread content shoved in our faces. The floodgates have been opened. Never interact with AI content of any sort. If something is being offered to you for free, especially anything with a techbro's hand on the throttle, YOU are the product, and the money is changing hands in levels that you can't see.
>>236943 I wish more people hated 'techbro innovation' as an autofag I have actually got to the point where im ready to leap at the first person to start benchracing about EVs and claw their fucking eyes out.
>>236943 >now I can guarantee it's already happening. Pretty sure the old booru got scraped several times over thanks to being on plus. The current one's more remote and less of a target, at least. The good news is that booru scraping is the only thing that really generates results for your average txt2img generator, because it includes tags. Sending images to that site will likely get them nothing more than user metrics and maybe some valuable EXIF data from photos.
But remember: >There's a nonzero chance your clipboard is being scraped 24/7 and fed to some server in China, which is much higher if you're in any large public Discord servers >If you're going to use AI for personal purposes, always go local; anything hosted will be using your data for training or to profile you >Every second, 3 more Indians experience the internet for the first time
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>>236949 >There's a nonzero chance your clipboard is being scraped 24/7 and fed to some server in China, which is much higher if you're in any large public Discord servers Make it something completely inconsequential like the letter "w" if you're not currently using it for anything and if you've already used it during that electronic device session, and remember to do it if you've copied an image to it as some browsers support.
>>236949 >Every second, 3 more Indians experience the internet for the first time Watching all platitudes and end of Soviet Union tier virtue signaling about anti-racism vanish into thin fucking air upon normalfags being forced to constantly remember the Hindu exist has been extremely funny
>>236957 It's a tool like any other but the flood of soulless slop that doesn't even try for consistency or quality combined with corporate censorship is rapidly rendering it unusable
>Be part of space smuggling crew >Make fair cash transporting restricted/illegal goods >One day, the Federation announces an indefinite closure of all Sol routes because of “Oort Storms” >Demand for Solar goods skyrockets overnight, clients with a lot of moolah begin to pour in >First job involves obtaining 5 metric tons of authentic Venusian wine for some rich Sirian gloveheads >Contacts and informants mention unusual activity developing near Sol >Increased fortification of all routes near Sol, total communication lockdown, evacuation of key political figures >Crew assumes a civil war had broken out, and the current administration wanted to cover up any conflict >Not that big of a deal, we simply had to avoid any battle zones and get the wine >After a months worth of preparation, we arrive at the Sol System >Oort activity appears calmer than ever, the Federation had been lying as usual >To avoid detection, we enter through the secretive “Ra’s Anus” route near the ecliptic south >Lots of smuggler activity in the region, business is boomin’ >Ships flowed through the gap like moths to a light, with virtually zero ships leaving
Trying to come up with my own slang. For example, Sirian aristocrats are known for wearing hats that some believe resemble inflated gloves.
>>236967 I love the more humanlike Aseblermunths in the lower right. Especially the leftmost one. She looks very kissable. I want to smooch her on her smooth, mouthless face.
I cannot draw anymore because my the rate at which my expectations have grown far exceeds my growth of skill, everthing ng has flaws taking hours to fix (if possible at all)
>>236967 >tomoe redrew the chud face on asenath while i wasnt there despite me telling him that i do not want it on the final image what a fucking nigger
>>236937 Just write, anon. The threads canon is too patchy to worry about that, and if anything, we'll explain some points to you if you really care, and about the new concepts too, and I don't see what the problem is with calling it funny, isn't that a good thing?
>>236961 As I understand the plot of your green the Federation decided to cover up the appearance of solver and the start of solver war on earth, and banned visits to the Sol system.
>>236939 He’s *supposed* to do chores, but he just plays Call of Duty instead. I didn’t even own an Xbox before, until he made me a “business deal” that he’d stop eating my Pringles in the middle of the night if I bought him an Xbox. Now he plays it all night and sleeps through the day.
>>236997 >>236998 >N pushed Uzi too far with this >Nothing he does gets a reaction out of her anymore >She just stares ahead blankly >N almost regrets finally killing her but having a broken toy isn't fun to play with
>>237003 Could have sworn that "bad things happen to amputee Uzi" took place in post-canon, so if Uzi was pushed past her breaking point, the Solver would take over and kill everyone, uncontested this time.
>Femanon is sad and sick >Draws a six page comic about quadruple amputee Uzi-dubcon impregnation-baby getting murdered as soon as its born Why do women psychologically torture themselves when they're already feeling down? What am I not getting here?
>>237054 >Femanon >Draws a six page comic about quadruple amputee Uzi-dubcon impregnation-baby getting murdered as soon as its born holy based, whens the sequel