/md/ - Murder Drones

>>236114
>forcing bunnydrone to put on a maid outfit & clean her room

>>235759
We need more Detective drone shenanigans

>>236115
>drones fall into a depression without a human to tell them to pick things up and put them down elsewhere
>occasionally, a DD employed by the drone government has to wear a human costume and visit the homes of depressed drones to order them around until they're filled with purpose again

J'S FANTASTICALLY LARGE office pen collection
Do not ask why the ones in the locked drawer are crusty

>>236121
Collarbone touching

>>236122
Imagine the collarbone molding is a really sensitive spot?

>>236123
For some drones, yes.
Makes the tingles run down the spinal columns of workers like Rebecca.
And Alice.

>>236122
>>236123
Picrel but with drones
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/a/image/1680/39/1680391975896.gif

>>236119
Aww, thanks for saying that.

>>236117
seconded. honestly more Drone Noir in general would be good. I'd love a legit serious drone detective story but that would mean writing a whole ass mystery and that's more trouble than it's worth

>>236122
collarbone licking

Does anyone feel like J was meant to stay dead but was brought back due to popularity or something? I feel like they really didn’t know what to do with her.

>>236131
Or brought back when Liam decided to do the Solverpede instead of a zombie outbreak (possibly caused by the parasitic jellyfish cores that were recycled as Solver infectee headcrab cores?).

N and Uzi tongue battle
https://x.com/Binoychu/status/1927877944547983807

>>236120
Yes!

>>236130
This is a truth

>>236134
Mlem!

>>236114
She's in a pretty vulnerable position.

so I get why those flamethrower exterminator guys walk around in gas masks but anytime I see footage of them their drones are wearing them too, what's up with that?

>>236140
Good sex stuff.

>>236140
Can't imagine how far his long-ass drone tongue is in there.

>>236140
goddamn, girl could flatten him if she fell backward

>>236140
Can we draw normal stuff now?

>>236146
>we

>Show N the Gobots cartoon from the 80s
>He's a fan now for some reason
>Dresses as Leader-1 for Halloween

>>236118
A nation of drones is a nation of incels.

I'm not surprised.

>>236139
Style motherfucker, style!

>during the solver war there was a song that all murder drones feared
>it was the only warning they got when humanities bravest, not smartest, soldiers came to fight
>The EDF Songs

>>236142
Liquidators dressed as helghast goes hard

>>236153
>But experienced drones are not afraid
>Because they know these are brave, not very smart, but tough enough boys
>Just their type

>>236153
Nah

I'm SolverCoin mining on my worker drones

>>236153
>That random regular soldier with the sky-clearing shotguns and snipers that can core out a DD
>The dude with the quadcopter drones that pull off surprisingly powerful air-strikes and crazy vehicles
>The girl with the flight harness and lasers who hits them with the sun and can duel them evenly in the skies
>The Fencer
The Solver's Official Extermination Handbook's advice for Storm Team is "do not engage".

>>236140
sure looks like it

>>236162
Mind you they all also once were civies

Imagining Buddy being a liquidator kinda goes hard but off putting in a post war society. Unless thats how he copes with his PTSD.

Harper has a lot of weird shit she does behind closed doors when no one is watching.
Like placing her core in “The calm box” for hours on end

>>236156
>A V lands next to a Ranger
>"So cutie, got a name?"
>She gets her head blown off by a shotgun blast
>She regenerates her head and smiles ferally
>"Just my type~"

>>236165
Buddy sits at home doing house chores like a good human husband while his two drone wives earn money. He doesn't have time to do silly things like being a liquidator(plus he can't, it's dangerous).

>>236166
Has anyone else had to be put in the timeout box?

>>236166
You mean, for a few hours, her body just stays still and she doesn't see anything?

I have an idea.

>>236168 (me)
And there are some of greens where Buddy is a liquidator, oogi of course, but they were pretty funny.

I think it would be fun to write how he first meets solver sapiens, as I suspect he only saw mutants and drones during the war. Well or stupidly indistinguishable them, it's solver, it doesn't give a shit what it's abominations look like.

>>236171
No, she sees and hears. The “Calm box” is a glass box that’s in the rain.

>>236173
It'll be a shame to interrupt her for a new mission, but war is war

Anon, I write stuff for lulz, it doesn't override your canon.

>>236173
>Harper in her nice calm box, enjoying the neverending rain
>The local wildlife finds out
Woodpecker Frantically Pecks at Security Camera - 999418-1

>>236176
>seeking out things that make you mad

>>236177
Didn't even seek it out and didn't make me mad but somehow disappointed me

>>236172
Think he’ll rock the the radec look or the normal helghast infantry

>>236180
Please have N rape Uzi and not feel bad about it. Have him use her as a piece of drone meat like the nugget she is

>>236180
Didn't know you were gone but good to see you back
Uzi expression goes hard before I saw ut was nuggetzi
Also nice use of a blacked out visor+teeth, wanted to draw that myself and I see it works. iirc use of 'pixels' on dronescreen is also new

>>236182
Height's false tho, peoples' headcanons are all over the place, we know accurate heights by now

>>236180
Hi, Vicious, good to see you again.

Good sexo stuff.

>>236180
Oh no
Continue...

>>236180
Calm down Shadow the Edgehog you don’t have “evil” in your brain, you just like drawing N raping Izi over and over and the attention it gets you to draw out of character shock content.

>>236189
Now do Doll walking in on both of them. As a reflection, as a ghost coming back to Uzi's mind palace from an excursion out, the latter that becomes the former once she gets back into Uzi's mind palace, doesn't matter.

>>236189
How strong is that mirror for it not to break?

>>236192
Looks like a knockoff Deltarune boss that belongs on deviantart

>>236193
anon…

>>236168
Still waiting for the non existent “Buddy the oogi slayer” art.

>>236196
ohhhh nooooo
Fiend what are you doing. What are you doing.

>>236196
vicious are you gonna post on twitter?

All the femanons are dying

>>236196
goddamn fiend, that's dark
sorry you've been feeling shitty, hope you feel better soon

>>236196
Please don't tell me this is going to be an abortion comic.
Or is this a bait and switch where N is actually overjoyed in the next/final panel

>>236192
i solo that btw

>>236204
kek

>>236189
Holy kekl.

>>236192
Yeah, it's cool.

>>236195
Buddy normal size and small oogi or Buddy the size of an oogi? It's just that the first is a kek and the second is a double kek.

>>236202
Go back to sleep!

>>236204
Kek, he is so based.

>>236111
Hey smilequeer you need to get new images for your OPs, I feel like I’ve seen this one ten times before

What are we doing for President Boogi’s birthday?

>>236204
he looks like an upstanding bloke (clueless)

>>236209
I'm coming back from work: I've been called away for a bit, and I'll get a good shekels for it!

how many drawfags are left

>>236213
>>236217
already with this

>>236196
I'm sorry you're not feeling well, Vicious, I hope you will feel better. Thanks for the art.

>>236204
3 arms 3 legs mr how-long-do-you-need-it is the perfected being of rape

>>236207
Holy damn.

>>236196
life or death for drone baby

>>236209
>sleep well?
No, and waking up, I feel even worse

It’s over.

>>236226
it's early morning for burgers

quiet in here…

>>236227
I feel it, that's why it's over.

*Me giving Handler BACKSHOTS* handler: w-wait.. not in front of people-! Me: "shhh, it's okay, let them watch... 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞..."

>>236229
Too quiet

>>236231
Posts like this always feel like shit niggers would post during raid-attempts

>>236234
only in ohio dawg

>>236235
Right on the mandibles

>>236234
>FAG
Wait, how's he doing with the car... oh, my God...

>>236210
Any size is fine

>>236241 me

But the latter is really funny to imagine for some reason.

Soywent berri is oogis!
Soywent berri is oogis!

Are enforcer drones weak against uppies the way worker drones are?

>>236246
this is what handler sees all the time
>>236247
usually theyre the uppie givers. however, if something managed to give a juggernaut uppies, hed be in immense distress.

also i would like to add that a disassembly drone is strong enough to theoretically punt a juggernaut above the clouds

>>236180
scared

>>236248
>Jugg uppied by hyper drone wriggling like a common Uzi

Being a Liquidator is a dangerous job, what kind of benefits di they get for their work?
At minimum they should have health and dental

so are drones supposed to drink gasoline or is my coworker just weird?

>>236252
>N V and J have to sneak into a Liquidator base
Shrek 2 - They Don't Even Have Dental [HD]

>>236192
fucken sick

>>236253
Yes

>>236204
Kek

>>236175
Kek

>>236235
This one specifically.

>>236260
>Those legs
Oh no, it is not a bitch bitch

>>236130
Where’s her unicorn horn?

>>236254
>J has to pretend to be a union rep
>She vomits after getting past security

if (insert character) was a melee weapon, which one would they be?

>>236236
is that cordyceps growing out of her?

>>236268
Solverceps

>>236140
>>236144
>>236145

Just how big is Tessa's ass going to get with the rate you are going at?

Would you a bugdrone molly?

>>236268
Yeh

>>236235
SMUG!

>>236217
Apparently not

>>236114
Clean her room and give her a hug

Punch Uzi
Kiss N
Fuck V
Marry J
Breed Kahn

>>236277
Why?

Are we done?

>>236279
It's over.

>>236271
Maybe? I'm afraid of insects, so there's a chance I'll just snatch up my grandfather's rifle and shoot her.

Half-Life: Alyx - He's kicking it.
>Average liquidator activities

>>236271
Would I?

>>236283
Would you?

>>236279
>>236280
Doomer no dooming
/md/ renaissance

>>236285
>The Doomer snaps his fingers in grief
>"Oh man!", he says knowing fully well he is bested, before scampering off back into the woods from whence he came
>Of course Anon The Explorer and his sidekick Boots the Worker Drone, know fully well that the Doomer will return yet again and they will have to repeat the ancient incantations to best him once more

>>236275
Harpstronaut

>>236287
naut...

>>236286
>Continuing their journey in the deep dark jungle, Anon the Explorer and Boots the Worker Drone stop right in their tracks to behold a horrific and yet wondrous sight
>Before them sleeps a giant crimson Sentinel, this beast will surely destroy them if it were to awaken
>And so as Anon has before, he turns to the floating video probe camera and asks for assistance
>"Do you see a path I can use to get past the Big Red Sentinel?"

>>236289
>However despite the receiver on the end of the video probe shouting out the answers to Anon The Explorer
>Anon stares blankly with a dumb expression only repeating the question again after 20 long seconds have past

>>236275
Troll physics never gets old.

>the renaissance™ is invoked
>the gears & pistons of the thread begin to turn as a writefag makes a humorous greentext
the magic is real, trvst the plan

>>236243
Same anon

>>236286
Kek

>>236293
>trvst
You've jinxed it.

>>236296
No force in the universe can jinx the renaissance™

>>236290
Would you?

>>236297
(You) just did

I AM STILL ALIVE! IS NICE.

Write Pidge X Eta smut

>>236301
No.

>>236291
this is what I get for tuning in too early so I don't miss the new Molly's Playhouse episode

>>236300
Good for you, anon.

>>236268
Sorta, yeah. It’s meant to be a representation of solver infection for bugdrones. When it first presents there’s nothing obviously wrong, over time they become more erratic which is usually when the fruits start growing out of them. Eventually infected drones are compelled to gather together in bigger groups. In the next stage they develop cannibalistic urges and will start to eat themselves or other drones. Most of them stabilize there.
Some go on eating frenzies and they’ll eventually swell up and distort like living popcorn until their carapace bursts with a Disassembler chrysalis, and in reference to the Zombie Drones tape, if the group of Solver drones exceeds a million one of them will mutate into a solver host instead with the familiar abilities and a strong ability to influence the thoughts and actions of the solver drones around them.
Over time a cult of solver worship has grown stronger and infected drones, now recognized as a threat are often driven out of whatever society they were a part of and are drawn on a sort of pilgrimage to a once-abandoned city. It’s like a combination of Mecca, Tenochtitlan, Memphis or Thebes. It’s both a city for living in and a place of pilgrimage and major long term religious center, the bugdrones don’t understand it but it’s built over a very large lab complex similar to Cabin Fever.
The concept of humans and mechanical drones and the solver are of course completely lost to bugdrone history, for them the events of the show are at most relegated to antideluvian lore.

>>236305
Don't call #2 dumb she's just afraid to get wet

>>236288
Juggersquad... IN SPACE!!

>>236308
Mlem

>A SD, a Liquidator and a Technician are sent to Copper-9 to reclaim anything of worth from the CFL experiments
>On the expedition they find Alice

>>236313
>"What the hell is that thing?"

>"Looks like a Beverlyhillbilly fucked a deerbot and that was the baby."

>"Should I melt it?"

>>236312
John no!

>>236298
duplicate file exists

>>236312
Average A plot:
>“this is terrible Jane! My Jedi robes are ripped and the star wars convention is tomorrow!!”
Average John B plot:

>>236313
>Pavo, Liquidator Anon and TechAnon find Alice
>Pavo has to keep her from hitting on TechAnon

>>236321
Faaaaaaaagh

>>236324
I'm not even sure what I'm looking at here, anon.
Did he shit, vomit or nut nanite acid?

Also, gay.

>>236317
kek

>>236162
>Jugg and Fencer meeting
Dillon, you son of a bitch!

>>236325
All three

>>236312
John subplot:

>>236324
He had a tail-gasm

>>236329
Well that's just gross.
>>236331
That requires you to actually stroke the tail without getting melted by the squirt.

>>236332
Virgin MDs have a hair trigger when it comes to their tails and the surrounding areas of the tail

stroking a DD's tail off...

>cupping a DD’s chin in your hand from behind while stroking the base of their tail with your other hand

drink that nanite acid from the tap

>>236335
Anon you'll bluescreen your drone doing that!

>>236116
Trvthnvke

>>236336
>"Mmm sho goodgrlgbsl-", said anon as he melted horribly from the inside.

>>236339
>he hasn’t let his DD drink from him enough to build up DD saliva in his blood and have it filter into his bodily tissues

>>236340
>He's 92% nanites now
Going through metal detectors must be a party for you.

>>236339
but youre not built like me now are you

Saw you fuckers posting naniteplay so I'm reposting this
>V forces you to your knees and forces you to open your mouth
>She drips nanite acid from her tail into your mouth
>"Ya know, that acid works best on drones, but it still melts meatbags like you. Slowly and painfully too!"
>She holds you by the jaw and makes sure you look her in the visor
>"The only way to stop it is my spit. Beg for it cutie~"
>Your face is let go and you start groveling and begging her to stop the acid
>She smiles and makes you beg like a dog, open mouth and stuck out tongue
>She holds your face still as she opens her mouth and drools into your desperate mouth
>The taste is like plastic and the texture reminds you of gelatin
>"Now make sure to get it aaaaall over your mouth, gotta be sure to get rid of the acid~"
>You grimace and start to swish it around your mouth when V stops you
>"Slower meatbag."
>The next minute is filled with discomfort as you spread the synthetic saliva around your mouth
>When you finish V tells you to swallow
>You choke down the foul liquid with the taste forcing tears to your eyes
>V makes you open your mouth for her to show that you did indeed swallow her spit
>"Good boy, and I lied about the acid working on meatbags like you. See ya later cutie~"
>After her taunting revelation she spreads her wings and takes flight, leaving you humilated

>>236312
Awesome shit, i want more.

>>236341
ablative nanoparticles aren’t metal! the osseo-polymer nanoform platelets only become metallic when they join together into metallic structures

>>236345
ablative nanoparticles are stored in the balls

>>236346
No that’s the acidic nanoparticles

>>236319
>(probably)
When she wants to be.

>>236343
where's the green of office anon swallowing acid and gets 'help' from a male DD coworker

>>236319
>everyone can tell whenever Uzi has red eyes and red hand lights and straightens her hair out (except V, because she still refuses to wear her glasses) and starts speaking Russian
>no one particularly cares though because that's not even the weirdest shit around here
>Nori just appreciates getting to talk about Yeva with someone who knew her as closely as she did

>DD's nanite needle but it's full of heroin

>>236354
>V help I did the drug

>"What?"
>ALL of the drug