/md/ - Terror Drones

>>194870
>I'm still not good at drawing drones
You are pretty good.

>>194874
We were a small fanbase, in a place that barely gets attention, with a series that is already over, in my opinion we have been going strong, still a lot of life here. Will be here until I literally can't keep coming back.

>>194870
>I've drawn more since I started posting in these threads than I have in a long long while
huh, same here. neat

>>194875
Man, when I see drone with tits I think "man is so off-model, looks fugly" on other hands, tits, man

>>194876
Heheh hell yeahhh I'll be here till tumbleweeds are rolling across my screen

>>194877
Nta but I only rebegan drawing because of md at all

>>194877
>>194880
md do be like that

>>194881
Sexo

>>194881
Did you draw this?

>>194877
Me too haha. I like drawing for people and getting feedback and it's so easy for people to request stuff here and on /co/. Even if it takes me a while I have fun doing it

Cyn's goofiness lives on

>>194886
>until Cyn turned them into man eating monsters
I see no problems with this, I love them regardless

>Cyn gets patched and lives on an outer area, not killing herself

>>194881
V gagged and chained... woof

>>194873
>pic
imagine
>your J wife comes home from work and is exhausted
>as she slowly walks her way to the living room she undoes her tie and throws it on the floor
>as she plops down in her recliner and turns on the TV you hand her a bottle of oil-beer and a plate of batteries
>as she starts drinking her oil-beer she pulls down her pants and spreads her legs and you kneel down between her legs and start giving her some nice and relaxing cunnilingus

>>194881
Hot

>spoiler
Unfortunately I cannot think of any compelling way to spin this into a green without it becoming blatantly OOC hornyposting

>>194885
Does it matter?

>>194892
so devious!!!!

>>194892
MONEYYYYY

>>194895
Dew It - Sound Effect (HD)

>>194896
Kinda? Miss Grim a whole lot

>>194900
And no I'm not scribble, I just think he's cool as fuck

>>194900
Pretty sure >>194881 is Grim.
Are you Scribbles?

>>194902
>>194901
Just wanted to check if it wasn't a repost. It's always a pleasure when he posts

>>194900
Refer back to >>194772

tessa is an incestuous whore and anon deserves better than his autistic cousin! he deserves to get married to louisa

>>194905
"you don't miss the artist, you just miss them regularly making new art" is a fucking retarded take

>>194904
Goober!

I hope MD gets their own Plus banner one day

>>194904
Reclaim your honor and your sister, Colt!
Are you two even related at all, she's not even a robot.

>>194912
Uzi is their mother.

>>194909
In Mel

>>194881
>"byou bish, I'b gunna fuckun kiwh you bwen I ged oudda dish!"
>*SMACK*
>"I don't recall giving you permission to speak, ho. the boss wasn't pleased at your last performance review, so until she shows up to put you in line herself it falls on me to make you profitable."
>"uee dod't eben deed boney byou shtubid–"
>*SMACK SMACK*
>"I'm the acting executive pimp here, V, and if I say you make money, you go out there and make money! now walk your reasonably attractive chassis out there and turn a profit before I set my slapping hand to full-auto"

>Jane finds her boyfriend Anon
>He's mutated and fused to a wall of flesh
>His one remaining human eye focuses on her
>She hears him gurgle out her name
>His one hand that isn't merged with the wall gestures for her to shoot him as tears flow freely from his eye
How does she react after she puts him out of his misery?

>>194904
kek

>>194917
You had Jane at "Mutie" for her to start blasting

>>194918
heh.
it still hurts

>>194918
Kek

>>194903
>It's always a pleasure when he posts
Would you say the same about his posts that don't involve sharing a new piece of art? Who am I kidding I bet you can't even tell his normal posts apart from the posts made by other anons.

>>194881

>it happened on an ordinary sunday, everything was fine. uzi was finally going to get married. N was so excited, he was so giddy and he made even his own tuxedo! everything was going great, really great! at first...
> it started out small, uzi's visor would flicker and buffer a bit. no big deal, just a few minor glitches, then she started to stutter, oh that's fine! she's just nervous! this is her big day after all!
>but it all went wrong on the altar, the ceremomy started off great! They were playing the nightcore remix of the wedding march. Thad was killing it at the dancefloor as always, khan and nori were buddying with the other members of the WDF from other outposts, V and lizzy were having girl talk about girl things, doll's ghost floated around and went through people, it was all good!
>after one lengthy rave, the dj played a slow song and all the couples began to waltz accordingly. it was magical. While cyn was not having it, blurting out "gag" and "recoils" every 10 seconds, all uzi and N were simply in the moment.
>All eyes were on them, khan gave a salute, v gave a thumbs up, thad ceased his breakdancing and lizzy filmed it on her 17th phone. it was a beautiful sight that, unfortunately, was when it all came crashing down..
>Uzi had a seizure, she fell to the floor convulsing. the love in the air was dissipated and gave way to confusion and distress. N was freaking out, shaking his newlywed wife over and over.
>and then Uzi began to rise, panic struck as everyone scrambled, purple light enveloped her as the ground shook! and then everyone heard an evil cackle coming from her, but it wasn't from her. It sounded more like an old man. a tarry substance expulged out of her, bones and muscles were materialized from it and formed the visage of....hugh hefner? the playboy guy?
>yea, somehow hugh hefner returned. and more powerful than ever. he took over copper 9, twisted it into his own personal playground. The volcanic ash was melted into Pools of semen, the mounts were carved into dildos for the ghost of mike judge to snicker at, the bunkers were turned into night clubs, cabin fever labs was converted into a bdsm sex dungeon and All the drones were enslaved to be playboy bunnies, serving him and all the other souls that cyn devoured when she destroyed earth.
>a for our dear solver of the absolute fabric? she was subjecting N to hp lovecraft's soaking nightmares
>Hugh took a liking to V, she was made his own concubine.
>Hugh hefner gained alot of fetishes over the years, and v was made victim to all of them, femdom was not one of them
>V was stretched and beaten. Penises and arms and legs and even heads were forced down her throat, she was electrocuted, she was torn apart and put back together in all possible combinations.
>when she wasn't suffering pure agony, she would be doing the usual playboy bunny duties, she would serve drinks in the iconic outfit, albeit gagged with hands cuffed behind her back, this meant she would walk aroind with the tray strapped around her waist.
>J would often push her over for the hell of it. And then they'd all laugh at her. All of them, including the ghosts of kanye west, albert einstein, tom kenny, and william howard taft.
>god himself looked down from above, he saw this absolute degeneracy, all of this wretched lust that has befallen copper 9, all of the drones forced into sex slavery, the ghost of quentin tarantino getting drone feet in his mouth, every single sinful act and think to himself...
>"lol what a bunch of silly goobers XD"

>>194923
The former, probably.

>>194926
paper cut it

>>194930
New OC?

>>194925
>spoiler
yeah that's kinda how being ANONYMOUS works, you fucking imbecile

>>194925
Huh?

>>194932
I am glad we agree that people being parasocial over artists on anonymous imageboards is retarded.

>>194934
you know you could make that point in a non-retarded way, right?

>>194938
you realize bringing them up to say this is also not "conducive to peace"

>>194940
I wish she could be saved... let her take Jane's place

>>194937
Not really, I will watch a bit of it and maybe more but I can say no art or rewatch, drones only

>>194925
Did I stutter

>>194937
I want to imagine this is just Cyn's reincarnation having a blast

>>194930
Sesame Street: 12 And Pinball Animation

>>194930
>HE WAS NUMBAH ROAN
Spongebob Squarepants - He Was Number 1

>>194782
Sorry about the late response i was sleeping. I already a full fanfiction about her. Do you want a link to it ?

N goes berserk

>>194941
I’m making a statement concerning other people’s behavior, not theirs, you get?

>>194931
Nah, he's just one of the drones on the number counter on the dronebooru

>>194881
I did this in 40 minutes, forgive the bad quality.
>There was a problem, the Outpost put in a new system, the system of money, they thought it would be a good idea meanwhile they resolved some problems
>The problem was, the lack of oil, but they were about to put in some oil wells, and this planet ended up being a big oil reserve
>So this new system would only be up for a few months maximum
>But this was a big problem for the disassembly drones at the outpost, and Uzi; she needed some oil too
>"Ughh! I hate this!" Cried Uzi, feeling the lack of oil in her body, and the lack of money in her wallet
>"It's okay, we can do simple jobs to gain some money. Vent cleaning is rather easy" N still with high optimism like always "Yes but I do not want to work" The emo worker drone exclaimed
>"Why don't we just steal some money" Said V, entering the room and sitting between them two "HEY! GET OUT!" "Relax purple goblin. Anyways, stealing is easy, and it has no downsides" Explained V
>"Except that I'm going to be even more unpopular than before becoming the local hero" "And stealing is bad V" Both drones turned down the idea of V, and they went to the drawing board again
>"We could sell something" Thought N "And what we could sell?" "Oil cookies!" "With what oil?" "Oh..." "N, I love you, but think a bit more"
>They were in silence thinking of a few ideas that did not imply working for someone else because Uzi didn't want to, N wanted to work with Uzi, and V didn't want to work for someone, and earn less than a penny
>"J could have a good idea" The idea that N thought, was to make someone else think of an idea, brilliant! "I'm pretty sure she hates me, on the fact I killed her a couple of times, and her boss" "I'm sure she forgave you by now" N said with a smile, really confident about his plan
>"We don't lose anything" Added V "UUUGH. Alright, let's ask her"

>The walk was short after the pod was moved to a close forest, pod J was still repairing to one day get out of here
>"Hey, corpo slave!" Screamed Uzi when she saw J with a welding mask, welding a piece of metal to the pod
>"What do *you* want?" She answered she looked rather annoyed, but not aggressive, enough time had passed for the hate to fizzle out, only leaving disgust
>"We need your help" N nodded at what Uzi said, while V just crossed her arms "And why would I help you?"
>"Because we can detect you are overheating" Replied V "What was the last time you drank oil?" "Look, it ain't easy finding oil out here"
>"I told you I could-" N started to talk, but J quickly snapped at him "I DON'T NEED YOUR CHARITY!"
>"We have a way for you to get oil" V started to talk again, and J was about to scream at V, but before she could V quickly kept talking "By your own merit"
>"...Alright, I'm listening" J started to look interested, taking her welding mask off, and putting the welder down
>"The outpost put a new system, of money, and these two loving swine do not want to go the easy route" "And what has that to do with me? Except my great expertise in JCJ economics" J said rather proud
>"I'm going there. We need an idea to gain money, without stealing, without killing" V explained, still a bit upset that those options were off the table
>"How much capital do you guys have?" "Zero" The three drones replied "That makes it harder... What resources do you guys have?" "Zero" They said again
>J was a bit surprised, she never faced such incompetence before
>"What, you are not the biggest JCJ worker you say you are? You don't have the 'great expertise in economics'?" What V said hurt a bit of the pride J had, and she was rather thirsty
>"Mhh... I might have a few ideas for your predicament, but I want at least 30% of the money gained, 40% to go to the best employee, and the rest between the last two, how that sound?"
>"Why would you gain 30%?!" Screamed Uzi "Because I have the idea, the methods, and the knowledge. Besides, you can win 40% of the money" J had a nefarious smile on her face, she was planning something
>"I don't know" "Sure, let's do it" Said V when she noticed Uzi was baking off "Yeah, let's do it!" N sounded rather happy, but he's happy doing anything
>"Okay, we have a deal, and since you seem so eager, you will be the main worker V" "Sure, as long as I win that 40%" "Ohhh, don't worry, you will earn it very well"

>>194954
>The place was put, with some frozen wood, tables, chairs, and a catwalk made in an empty room
>J was overseeing that the materials were enough, and when Uzi reminded her that they had no money or resources to make anything that they could sell, J answered "Don't worry about it"
>Once everything was ready, J separated N and Uzi from V, and talked to them in private
>J brought some oil in a bottle, it was for an emergency, but this moment seemed good enough
>"Now" Said J "N, Uzi, let us prepare V" V looked at the three of them, suspiciously "What are you talking about?" The three of them started to walk towards her, while V started to back off "I'm sorry V, but they were pretty convincing" Tried to explain N, before everything went down
>"What are you...?" And then, the three of them jumped V and restrained her "NO, LET ME GO!"
>At the end, the jacket was removed, bunny ears put in place, a tray taped to her chest, and restrained with heavy metal handcuffs
>"YOU FUCKERS, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU THREE!" J was laughing her ass off, while N was looking a bit too much before Uzi punched him "Sorry" Said N
>"Okay, look V, this is the plan, you are going to serve some lonely, lonely drones, some oil, a few cups in that tray you have" "FUCK. YOU" "Look, V..."
>J started to talk a bit low now, enough for Uzi and N to not hear "N is looking a bit too much, and when I talked to your friend Lizzy about some 'costume' you were going to use, she seemed excited, don't you wanna put a show for them? Something good might come out of it"
>"You talked to Lizzy about this?" V whispered back "Yes, come on, don't you wanna see how that will end?" "Fuck you J, you better give me more than 40%" "Sure, whatever"
>Then J put a gag on V, walked her to the catwalk, and then spanked her "Go get them, girl!" She said while walking towards the door of the room
>When she opened the door there were a lot of worker drones outside, and they flooded in, the first of them being Lizzy who as soon as she saw V, looked like she was about to overheat
>The plan went in motion, pouring some oil in some cups, and then worker drones paying on top of the entry fee, for V to give them a cup of oil while they gawk at her
>The plan was working, stupidly amounts of money were being gained, while J looked proud of herself
>Uzi was trying to not laugh, and N was trying to not look
>All was working in the end, forgetting that the money would not be needed in a couple of months at best

>>194950
He gets raped by Cyn and forces Uzi to watch?

2024 GOTY orchestra but only Balatro
How it must of felt when Jane heard Cyn fucking died

>>194954
>the Outpost put in a new system, the system of money,
But they already have money. It was falling out of the girl V was literally shaking down in the bathroom.

Do you think it ever occurs to either of them that V's old enough to be Lizzy's mom?

>>194957
kissu!

>>194961
>Adopts Lizzy for that milf yuri porn setup

>>194960
Forgot about it, can't blame me, it was one short scene. I should rewatch the series at some point too.

>>194961
I mean, they are robots

>>194967
Might as well.
But if it doesn't kill me, I am making dinner from now on.

Robots don't have family stop buying into their larp.

>>194967
Is she on fire?

>>194965
>it's not that big of a deal
It could become a big deal to Nori. Maybe.

>>194969
These robots reverse engineered an equivalent to sexual reproduction to make their nascent civilization more like the civilization of their creator gods. They absolutely have families.

>Fun evening OC facts: Stone has 13 brothers and 1 sister, all of which joined some branch of the US armed forces. His parents are also leading commanders in the Marine Corps and Space Force

>Drone Dante
DMC 3 Mission 1 theme

>>194970
a bit

>>194971
Nori is more worried that N is a Murder Drone than she's worried that he's double her daughter's age.

>>194965
> grandma age masqy
> juggernaut is 2 years old

>>194976
It'd just another reason to distrust him. That and him almost killing her.

>>194976
N is only 12 plot twist, the core collapse happened long before the Solver research

>Fun evening OC facts: SD-H has yet to find the one who ruined his pet rock collection.

>>194980
N

Would Abby secretly enjoy Molly's Playhouse?

>>194965
artfag here , masqy never really had a canon age in my head ... but she could be your grandma if you asked her and said please ^_^

>>194981
WRONG, FEMOID

>>194989
>Anon gloats about his conveniently silver hat/codpiece.
>Cyn immediately removes them.

I like to think Janerat is the good version of Jane, the loyal one that will die for her friends.

Taking greentext requests, will continue as long as I have energy.

>>194996
Jane and Abby just generally bickering over some nonsense

>>194989
PRIME!

>>194992
This thing is really upsetting

>>194992
Where’s her bow?
Was the bow the only thing keeping her from mutating into a rhat

>>194996
J being my fat wife.

>>195000
Yes

>>194996
Janetrio beach episode happiness post

>>195003
>>194996
*makes sense again (it won't. This is his life now.).

>>195000
Yes.
She mutated whilst still in the military, so she couldn’t get the bow before she turned… only her stupid helmet… this is why you should always dome your CO and go AWOL the first chance you get, kids.

>>194996
>Abby pinched the bridge of her nose. "No Jane, I'm not going to let you use the mortar team for 'extracurricular activities'."
>"Come oooonnnn." Jane said. "There's a game's workshop right there. All we need is a distraction, some suppressing fire and we can loot-"
>"You realize you are asking me to waste several hundred thousand dollars in military hardware so you can steal toy soldiers."
>"...Yes?"
>"How have you not been court-martialed yet?"
>"Do they still do that? I figured they just sent you on suicide missions which..." Jane gestured around vaguely. "Yeah."
>"I honestly don't know." Abby stopped as someone on their east perimeter opened fire. "Jane go get Bonnie, tell her to get us backup here now!"
>Jane smiled, then took off.
>What followed was a surprisingly violent probing attack. One that left three dead, which honestly wasn't a bad result. Given that their backup hadn't arrived until the 11th hour.
>They had, in fact, arrived behind the enemy, in a "flank".
>Said flanking unit was carrying "scavenged" goods. Namely, tiny plastic soldiers and paint whose labels indicated they were more expensive than blood.
>Abby's requests for a court-martial were, as expected, not answered.

>>194996
Uzi wakes up one morning to some disturbing changes: her room has been picked up, her hair has been combed, she can taste Lizzy's chapstick, and her femcel stink is gone.

>>195009 (me)
>>194996
She gradually realizes which Russian is responsible.

>>194996
Alice Nori reunion?

>>194996
Harper's daughter Sophie meets the security guard Sophie and is happy that they have the same name

>>194996
Cabin Fever staff sharing stories about Subject 002's antics.

>>194996
Anon/Doll smut PLEASE

>>195014
NTA, but living, ghost, or ghost with a constructed oil body?

It’s hard being a drone enjoyer, and both being repulsed by porn/sick and tired of sexual content, but still obsessing and fantasizing about drones in a way that’s way too embarrassing and fetish-y to do non-anonymously.

>>194996
Cabin Fever doctor interviews Amda.

>>195016
I know who you arr

>>194904
>Chud Colt eventually kills himself, leaving behind a USB suicide note proving his innocence via his memory banks
>Everyone laughs about it, it's funnier to say he killed himself because they learned he wanted to fuck his sister
>Everyone but Akita
>Uzi drags a drone corpse out of the spire, puts it back together, and programs it to think its name is Colt and it's her son
>The New Colt acts like a default drone with a bare minimum personality, and everyone at school thinks he's cool now
>Except Akita, who's slowly become more distant from everyone
>Every drone she sees is expendable, they could die tomorrow and nobody would care

>>195018
t. pirate

>>195019
kino

>>195008
kek
Abby is protecting an establishment that is probably just an empty building full of ghouls and muties at this point
Jane is morally correct to blow up a GW store

>>195001
>J sat on the couch, depressed as per usual.
>As it turns out, being a drone who based their entire personality on being a corporate lackey meant that when the corporation disappeared, and then the eldritch being that controlled her soul, she now had no idea what to do with herself.
>So, you'd taken her in the past week.
>That hadn't done much for her mental health, not that she wasn't appreciative, but you had a plan.
>A blueprint if you will.
>For you are an architect of the future.
>"Just a little bite." You say. "I baked it special just for you." You rub a spoon full of cake up against J's cheek. She reluctantly opens her mouth.
>She lets out a pleased hum as the taste hits her. "Thanks Anon. It's good..."
>"Of course it is, I'm the best damn cook on Copper-9. Probably the only one, honestly."
>J looks contemplative for a moment, licking her lips. "It's really good. Have you thought about opening a store?" Her voice got a bit of energy back to it. "We can start small then expand into chains, then-" J continued to ramble about a business plan for several minutes, before leaving to make some calls.
>You had of course demanded she be the "official taste tester/CFO" of this budding new enterprise.
>And, after a few weeks, she had actually managed to open a store and train several drones on a bakery assembly line.
>She had been so busy, in fact, that she had not noticed her pencil dress no longer quite fit.
>You steeple your fingers, smiling as she yelled at one of the worker drones about sanitation guidelines. "Good... good... it's all coming together..."

>>194996
Rat Queen Jane suffering... or perhaps... thriving...?

>>194982
>"you don't understand, anon, my interest in the show is not childish at all, I'm simply admiring the craftsmanship and set design! and the animated segments– though admittedly somewhat simple– have a distinctive charm!"
>"and look at the way Molly moves around the set– like watching a Fleischer cartoon come to life– and furthermore..!"

>>194995
Nobody has touched on Lucy in a while, too

>>195028
that's the tragedy of a seasonal OC

>>195023
I recognize that ghost, Her name's Erma.
I'm not seeing the connection with Uzi, tho, maybe it's a reference to Doll's ghost?

>>195027
Canon

>>195028
Why does every OC need Jane levels of content and development
Sometimes theyre just one-off funny funposts

>>194996
Your drone girlfriend convinced you to attend a sermon at the church of NULL with her it's a trap and the church is going to indoctrinate you to hell and back

>It’s a warm spring night, just after dusk, when the sky is still tinged with purple and the stars are slowly appearing one by one.
>Ocean waves lap against the beach at a soothing rhythm, and a gentle breeze carries the scent of fresh wildflowers through the air.
>N is lying in a hammock by the beach, just soaking in his surroundings and resting, relaxing for once in his life. His neighbors pass by sometimes, doing their own activities, fishing, studying, just taking a stroll…
>Lulled by the sound of the ocean waves, N drifts off to sleep, feeling completely comfy and at peace.
>Then he turns off Animal Crossing: New Horizons (2020) for the Nintendo Switch, and he’s sitting in the cold, hard landing pod, alone, unsure of his past, future, and even present, with no friends, no goals, no purpose in life, and a mind so clouded and confused it feels like he’s been lobotomized over and over.

>>195026
Adorable

>>195027
True

>>195003
>Teacher woke up that morning just like any other, namely, disappointed that he was still alive.
>He walked the halls of the colony just like every other day. Ignoring the well wishes and good mornings that were thrown his way.
>And the three workers that, one after another, stumbled into the - clearly labeled and taped off - empty elevator shaft when not paying attention.
>He made a mental note to cover situational awareness in class that day.
>Arriving to class, just like any other morning, he put his things on the desk and-
>There was a massive oil creature looming over him.
>One that had a familiar face. Or, faces, rather.
>"Hello Doll. Emily. Rebecca..." He squinted. "Braidon? Glad you're back. Please take your seats."
>The oil-creature, an amalgamation of several of his students loomed over him another moment.
>He just stared back.
>Eventually, it split into four equally sized humanoid... amalgamations, and sat.
>He waited several seconds as Lizzy began to hug the oil creature that sat beside her, rambling about how much she missed her.
>And then, he began his lesson.
>"...Today we're going to talk about situational awareness..." Because apparently, he needed a refresher himself.

>>195037
>Braidon then bursts into flames, being made of oil, it quickly becomes a problem.

What kind of mad demon has taken hold of me to draw inexplicably badass Gobots fanart

>Molly played with two dolls as she taught the importance of healthy communication.
>She asks the audience if they have learned something today….
>Molly corrected one doll she had when it lied, teaching that liars never prosper and you should always tell the truth, no matter how painful it is.
>She asks the audience if they have learned something today….
>The worker drone speaks to another doll, reminding it that there’s no harm in staying in your comfort zone if you aren’t ready, as she turns herself and the doll to face the empty studio.
>She asks the audience if they have learned something today….

>>195020
Kek

>>194996
Lizzy have a massive crush on anon but can't express her feelings without coming off as being a bitch or seeming like she's going to pull na prank on him

>>195027
If there's a hundred Cyn haters, E is one of them
If there's ten Cyn haters, E is one of them
If there's only one Cyn hater, E is that Cyn hater
If there's no Cyn haters, then E is dead

>>195034
He's literally me fr fr
Good atmospheric green, I also feel advancing spring touch on drone ideas myself, I should act on them

N not being able to tell (You) how he feels because his self worth issues are so bad that he believes no one could or should ever love him and he’d only be a burden on them

>>195045
i see you have also been reading anons dollin fic

>>195040
>Molly had another break from reality

Everybody Wants To Rule The World
I think I got the Abby theme

>>194996
J finding a little bit of comfort and contentment out there in the cold

Love Like You (feat. Rebecca Sugar) (End Credits)
i just want Bonnie and Jane to be happy...

>>195045
Now he's just me, but cute and chipper instead of ugly and gloomy.

>>195043
E really wants to kill Cyn.

>>195004
>"I still can't believe it's over." Abby said, eyes haunted despite the cheerful beach surrounding her. It was a mandatory leave while the higher ups figured out who was still alive and therefore who was in charge.
>"Oh yeah who would have thought the Solver's weakness was water." Bonnie chimed in.
>"Thought it was bacteria..." Abby said.
>"Iunno maybe they all just got bored and decided to die?" Jane wiggled a bottle of sunblock in Bonnie's face, waggling her eyebrows.
>Nearby, several dozen soldiers were digging a hole.
>Why they were digging a hole.
>Nobody had any idea. All they knew was that someone was digging a hole and they wanted in on the action.
>Abby for one was hoping they would throw Jane into it.
>A sentiment that was redoubled around the time Jane had convinced the hole diggers that a gas line they'd struck was buried treasure and caused a pretty substantial fire.
>She had no idea how they'd survived the war.
>But she was certain that it wasn't going to get easier from here on out.

Alice's cuteness

>>195054
>Uzi now has to deal with the consequences now that the Solver has infected her…by having to face the horde of upset DDs coming to Copper-9 that want to settle the score now that the Solver has been contained.

I have some autism to get out and this time it isn't "what if X but as drone"
>Due to Huey dicking around with stuff he really shouldn't have, Mother Base and the Diamond Dog's get catapulted forward in time
>They land in 3050, well over two thousand years in the future where Big Boss is merely known as an ancient terran warlord
>Venom Snake now has to forge his own destiny, rather than follow the path made for him by the Boss
>Teams get sent out to recover valuable technology for Mother Base
>Venom Snake himself went on one of these missions
>He was scavenging what to him looked disturbingly similar to a mass grave, a drone landfill
>As he digs through the broken drones he finds one still active, it's scared yellow eyes lock in on his one good eye and horns
>He offers his prosthetic hand to it and helps pull the drone out of that pit
>Venom later would joke on a recording with Huey and Ocelot that "It's ironic, a demon pulled that little angel out of hell"
>The drone would take notice of the mascot of the base, Paz, nad started dressing up like her
>And that drone's name?
>Cyn.
>Venom Snake when Cyn starts her extinction of humanity with Diamond Dogs Venom snake scream.

Dronetide’s Jane’s special ability would be that invisible shit so she can run like the coward she is.

>>195040
Molly has learned the hard way that sometimes it's kinder to tell a lie than the truth

>>195024
kexo!

>>195046
no I haven’t actually, is that the kind of peak that’s in it?

>>195057
>Boss looks down at Cyn
"You know, we could fix your body."
>"No. I like my silly body. Determined stare"
>Cyn stares at Miller
>"I want to be like Miller. My mody might be broken but it is mine."

Ehat happened to Uzi in the Dollin fic?

Alice needs a hug...

>>195064
Aswww

>>195007
>"This... is the life." Nori said, snuggling into the surprisingly plush blanket N had given her as a "peace offering" several days ago.
>It had been relatively warm in CF, what with all the radiation leaking out of the barely operating facility's lower levels, the various fires burning what she assumed her exotic chemicals, and the cavernous maw that led to the center of the planet.
>Going topside, she'd discovered that, without a body, she had a hard time staying warm.
>So, being the genius that she was, she had constructed a solution.
>Blanket fort.
>There was a small phone playing the latest anime she'd scavenged from the blessed nerds at CF. A stack of manga with characters wearing questionable armor (a mark of a good series), several packs of D batteries, and a heating pad.
>All in all, good shit.
>In fact, it was perfect.
>"Honey? You in here." Khan called.
>Immediately, Solver holograms formed around his waist, and dragged him headfirst through several layers of blankets, coming to a surprised stop beside Nori. "Oh, there you are sweetie."
>She jumped up and, after some more - probably more aggressive than she needed to be - maneuvering, sat in his lap.
>Correction, now it was perfect.

>>195066
AntiSubmarineWarfare alice my belived...

Ngl it sounds as if there's some racoon or so running around in the walls just over my bed but these aren't here

Nevermind it is a dove or pidgeon it is making sounds now, it has to be a very healthy and with that I mean fat one to be that loud

>>195070
Alice is inside your house

>>195067
D'aww.

Pidge

Do not let the demons win

>>194876
Same thing, anon. This place is too awesome to just give up.

>>194876
I wanna kms

>>194881
HOLY FUCKING SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>195068
Probably squeaky noises

you know... it's not too unlikely that J might venture down into the ruins of CFL searching for parts to fix her landing pod...
and when she did, it's not inconceivable she might stumble across Alice... maybe she'd be lonely enough to try and fix her up so she had someone to talk to

>>195082
As if she’d stoop that low.

Imagine coming home from work to see your wife Alice impatiently waiting for you
She's grumpy because you took so long getting home
Imagine picking her up and carrying her to bed and cuddling her

>>194881
Someone draw V getting a hug

>>194894
>This is the standard life of a human male with a disassembly drone wife
Just imagine what it's like to live with multiple disassembly drone wives.

>>195083
Who would J be to judge who's low after everything?

>>195009
>Uzi awoke with a start, breathing heavily.
>She'd lost control for just a second.
>Just a split - second.
>The stress of Cyn's constant stream of bull had finally gotten to her. And JUST when she felt she could relax, her consciousness had faded.
>It had taken her hours to wrest it back.
>She looked around, expecting fires, dead friends...
>Only to find that she was in... a surprisingly clean room.
>Not just any room.
>Her room.
>"Nani the fuck?"
>She looked around. Who took down her posters? Why were all her drawings framed and organized now. When did she get fucking carpet?
>Wait no she just usually had clothes down there.
>"Uzi! There you are, I've been looking everywhere for-" N paused as he burst into the room. "Oh wow your room doesn't smell anymore."
>"What?"
>"Oh nothing it's just I always thought it was weird that everything had this smell when I don't even have a nose and-"
>N was cut off as V burst into the room. "Uzi what the hell? I got a message that my administrator had taken my "leg privileges" so I've been dragging myself around for the past THREE HOURS."
>Uzi giggled.
>From beside Uzi, the sheets bulged and then fell away as Lizzy sat up, looking... tired. Her faceplate was covered with chapstick stained kisses.
>As well as several parts of her chest.
>And lower.
>Chapstick that Uzi realized she was now wearing.
>"Uhh..." N and V said in unison.
>Lizzy raised a finger as if to answer their question, then promptly fell off the bed and onto her face. "Hospital," she muttered. Her faceplate read a "low fluid" warning.
>Uzi's tail giggled with a distinctly Russian accent.

love this one
кукла

>>195082
I like the combination a lot too, but difficult to write in character.
I can see it tho

>>194904
Fuck, my sides!

>>194906
Anon, she's fucking old enough to be his mother!

Although, the fact that they're not related is definitely a big plus.

>>195082
If Alice might be running again, then yeah, otherwise I don't think J would pay much attention.

>>194996
would you be willing to make something with >>195057 this?

>>194915
Kek.

>>195092
Zozzle.

>>195097
I mean James clearly hasn't paid Lousia any "attention", come on man only one kid?
I'm sure she'd enjoy having a young man lavish her with "attention"

>>194926
Drones are strong enough to hold these things, so it would be quite functional.

The key is to find a hole where it will fit.

>>194927
Kek.

Remember that sex with Disassembly Drones and Solver witches can cause humans to get riddled with unknown amounts of diseases that you will surely die from.

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>>194930
Yeah, new one!