He Friends! It would be interesting to know what is the Drone that is seen less as wife, would. All Drones deserve to be loved, or at least the majority. The artistic masterpieces in the Booru: https://dronebooru.co The rapidly spinning wheel with OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf And it's modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The library of the OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The last Thread: >>194867
>Liquid Buddy was taught by Switch that you don't need expensive or complicated equipment to kill someone >You don't need TTV bombs, experimental weaponry or a virus that causes you turbo cancer when infected >What you really need to kill someone is some Space Lube or equivalent lubricant, some banana pies and a stunstick
>V was always in love with N. >N is a spineless doofus, so he could never bring himself to turn her down. >They're always happy together, as happy as they can be, at least. >But every time N screws up and gets smashed into a paste, or buried alive, or forgets just how long the night lasts and gets incinerated, Cyn always resets him with all of his memories on Copper-9 erased. >It hurts her to see the man she loves treat her like just a coworker every time. >But she pretends it doesn't. >And every time, she tries again. >Every time, she confesses her feelings. >Every time, he says yes. >Every time, he forgets eventually. >But J never does. >J always remembers, as much as she pretends she didn't. >V finds a small comfort in that, that there's someone who knows what she's going through. >She doesn't quite remember how it started. >N had forgotten again, and she was sick of starting again every time. >She and J were talking about their memories, their mission, and their dreams of something different. >To her, J was a constant, a reliable presence in her life. >But she didn't want J. >She wanted N. >She wanted N so badly it hurt. >And she knew J didn't want her either. >She doesn't know who made the first move, whose lips closed the gap first. >But it didn't matter. >She felt wanted. >She felt loved. >She knew it wasn't real, but it didn't matter. >She could pretend it was. >J did, too. >V wanted to tell J off for wincing whenever their lips met. >Or looking away with a miserable expression when V started to take off her jacket. >Or moaning Tessa's name when she slid her fingers inside of J. >But she didn't. >Because she was doing the same thing. >She closed her eyes and thought of N. >The N she wanted. >An N that would never forget her. >An N that would always love her. >An N that didn't exist. >J isn't what she wants. >V isn't what J wants. >But just for now, they can pretend.
>>195823 Nah it will be back because nothing ever happens Also I guess this could be seen as the major jappening I claimed was going to happen in early/mid April (I didn't know it was gonna be this but I knew it was gonna be something for sure)
>Tessa finds Uzi in the scrapyard and brings her in >Uzi is at first grumpy because she hates humans and is unfriendly towards Tessa >Then Uzi slowly starts to bond with Tessa >Uzi then finds an ancient ritual book >It contains a way to achieve great power between a human and a golem >Uzi then convinces Tessa to try it >Tessa reluctantly agrees >It works! They are now fused into a powerful being with the control being split between them >Uzi starts going mad with power and attempts to slaughter the entire Gala >Tessa realizes that Uzi is batshit insane, starts trying to wrestle control from Uzi >James Elliot shoots them with a rocket launcher, killing them both The end
>>195855 The servers ran on an extremely outdated version of PHP, phpMyAdmin and FreeBSD that if they just restore to a backup, and I highly doubt it since I've watched the thread stuff got leaked, including IRC logs saying they restore stuff using 3rd party archives like desuarchive, b4k and warosu. Unless they do some extensive upgrading of everything, the sharteen that hacked then could potentially just rape the website again since, including that he apparently has access to Gookmoot's credentials, he has root access to the servers.
>>195857 Then maybe finally we'll get the updates we need. 4chan has lagged behind for over a decade now. Places like this tend to function alot better. 4chan at this point needs to finally upgrade or disintegrate
>>195857 >Desarchive I remember some times when I visited the archive, popups would flash rapidly on my screen or it would open a new tab. Should I be worried about that?
>>195898 I can't decide whether that would make it even hotter for her to act like it's no big deal, especially when they're sloshing all around as she walks/jumps/teleports/etc
>>195896 I come back from the DolliNSchizo’s latest update to immediately see this. It’s either you or hyperborean drones became way more prevalent around here while I was gone
drawing the angel DD from a couple threads back. pretty sure I wanna go with curly/wavy hair like you see on a lot of depictions of angels but I can't decide what length I wanna go with– any ideas?
>>195928 Idk. But considering soymods pinned his post it is unlikely they will delete anything. To the sharty this is their biggest and only successfull accomplishment, they will not delete it if they aren't forced to
>>195929 The only reason I believe this happened was because Gookmoot doesn't give a shit about 4chan. The site staff can't do much without the cooperation of the admin/owner so they have to resort to patchy, often bad, code. It's probably why the source code looks like a mess.
>>195947 Whore with a heart of gold thrusted to the top where she has no business being. Loyal and dedicated friend who is too fucking good for that little punk faggot bitch Darren.
>>195949 It will probably be back soon. I'd say today or tomorrow, maybe. At most in a few days. The main issue this will cause besides jannies being doxxed (which isn't an issue as far as I care) is that with the source code being leaked, botting is about to become much worse. My favorite part of this is the /j/ leaks, lots of fun stuff there. Sadly nothing about MD though.
>>195938 You do realize you're giving the exact reaction they do all this for, right? You being furious and impotently wishing them all dead is literally the greatest reward for a troll.
>>195854 This is what the drown state thinks of you anon, a piece of meat for horny robots to use and abuse, to lap and lick and suck at with their greedy synthetic lips and tongues, gushing with analgesic euphoriant saliva, to grind and rub against their soft, lurid polymer bodies and invite into their warm, wet orifices
You’d hate that… wouldn’t you anon? You don’t want to be a pet for robot vampires… do you?
>>195964 NTA but the dronestate is the best thing that's happened to me Before to takeover i was a neet thta did jack shit all day everyday. HKV. Then I was assigned my J wife and she whipped me into shape Now I have a decent job, hours aren't too bad, I'm not a fat slob anymore and hell I've got triplets on the way! The dronestate saved me from dying of a heart attack at 40 and from dying alone
Did you guys hear about the mass J strikes? Apparently they're sick and tired of Joblins cock blocking them and want the manufacturing of Joblins to be halted
If 4chan does actually come back, I have a feeling the site would turn to shit more than it was before. Jannies/mods had their emails and passwords leaked, some emails ended at .edu or .gov, and their IPs, I wouldn't be surprised if most of them bail from the site.
>>195993 The jannie/mod dox has been around for an eternity including email/real names and adress, I found it via petridotfag over a year ago. However they will need to change a lot in technical ways now, the site will be back 100% but I wouldn't be surprised if it takes more than a week.
>>195996 They gave me an N "wife" due to lack of other models. He does his best and he's convinced that one of his wifely duties is draining my balls every night. He leglocks me and forces me to cum inside his butt as his huge cock bounces against my chest and blows a load against the ceiling.
>>195993 4channers have bitched about jannies as long as the site has existed. If it comes back, and many bail out, this'll be the perfect chance for better blood to fill the ranks left open. The only way to stop the bitching about power is to take it and make the site great again
>your N unit is sleeping on the couch, legs spread and exposed >you sneak up on him, crouching between his legs >your flick his fat ballsack >you wake up in the hospital
>>196041 Lady-E has been sent with a divine mission by God to protect you. She will protect your body and soul but will also prioritise continuing your bloodline.
>>196050 an older one in it anon was found by emely's parents when he was a baby and adopted him. when anon and emily turned 18 she became a huge pervert and wrote down in her diary about all of her nasty HMODF fantasies involving her and anon
Imagine the day liquid goes to buddy about what love is. (And where babies come from because the propaganda he was fed shown families but never how they started).
I need a sentinel drone wife who is about 274 centimeters tall(9 feet for burgers) or bigger, so I can put my arms around her legs and rest my head against the drone soft tummy, and look up to see how she lowers her head to see me.
>>195823 No, 4chan just took their servers down while they fix the damage caused by the hijack I guess. The main site will probably be back in a few days or less.
My main hope is that the reason for the hijack from the Sharty (the completely shit state of the mods and jannies on most of the boards) will start to be recognized but in all likelyhood things will probably just return to normal.
Thankfully over the last couple months the /co/ jannies and mods seem to have calmed the fuck down with targetting threads for absolutely no reason. Which is nice, because I love the /co/ threads and it's why I started occasionally posting here in the first place.
>>196076 >the reason for the hijack from the Sharty (the completely shit state of the mods and jannies on most of the boards) you give them too much credit. they did this for attention. although i should say that "they" didn't do shit, it was a one-man job. the overwhelming majority of them are still incompetent larpers.
>>196077 They won't and they don't really have a reason too, also unlike mainsite 4chan this place is much more localized to Black Hand's control. I wouldn't really worry about it, just laugh at the funny. With the state of 4chan's moderation they really had it coming for a while.
What I meant by that was the guy behind the site hijack was planning this for a year (apparently) and has had access for a while, and part of the reason he did it was partly to get at 4chan's site administration judging by how he immediately started leaking mod and janny names and emails.
I didn't mean to imply this was a collective effort by the Sharty, because it wasn't, they're just celebrating in the aftermath. It's really just one guy who decided to offload the attention onto the Sharty by linking their site and briefly opening up /qa/.
made a hunter portrait. continuing the finger eater story >She stares at her hand for a moment, contemplating whether or not she should obey. >"What's wrong? Losing a few fingers is hardly the worst pain there is. You know it, I know it. Your victims know it." >The drone makes her decision, materializing a pair of scissors and clasping it around her pinkie. >"Put that instrument away. I want you to do it the old fashioned way." The hunter's mouth twitches, resisting a smile that threatens to creep across his face. >Well, what choice does she have? The tool retracts and out comes her hand. She grips her pinkie, and begins to pull. "Pathetic. This barely qualifies as torture." This was said more to reassure herself than to scare that maniac. >The metal screeches as the ligaments stretch out, the disassembly drone gasping once the joint gives out and the finger pops off. >She holds it in her palm, so furious yet so quiet. She ignores the urge to crush it and instead slowly places it in the hunter's mouth, which is now black with his own oil. >Crunch. >"Almost delectable. I can see why you love tearing me apart so much. How the tables have turned, huh?... More." >Off comes the second one. "Out of anything... you make me do THIS. Is this what you're into?" >"Hush..." The hunter places his finger on the murder drone's lips, before swallowing the second finger, "You know what deeply saddens me?" He leans in, "You won't even remember any of this by the end of it." >The third one. >"Whatever sent you here... It keeps erasing your memories of me... after every. single. encounter." >The fourth one. >"But maybe... maybe it likes me... thanks to IT, I get to keep doing things like this over and over again..." >The final finger. >"I've killed you so many times... And yet you kept coming back. I got tired of it." He clears his throat, "But now this... This was truly thrilling. Thank you." >"Go to hell." >"On any other day, I'd cut your tongue out for that... but today, I must repay your kindness with kindness. Good day." The hunter turns and walks away. >"This isn't over, you know. I'll find you. I'll tear you apart LIMB by LIMB. a SLOW, AGONIZING death awaits you, you twisted PIECE OF SHIT!" She yells. Her threats fall on deaf ears. >"Yeah, whatever." >The DD detonates.
>That didn't do the trick. She got split in half, though her top half regenerated into a full body within minutes. >She didn't know what happened. She didn't care, either. All she knew was that she was hungry. >Only a matter of time before they meet again. He'll come up with something new. He always does.
>>196095 I don't think it's the captchas themselves, but the actual code for them. I don't know how it works, but someone with more skill should be able to use that code to create a bot that can easily bypass them.
>>196065 At least the Feds taught the liquid what a real family is: two HUMANS, a man and a woman, and their HUMAN children, at least three. Some good from the propaganda.
And I think this task is best left to Molly, she already has.... experience.
>>196077 There's no publicity to be gained from that, so unlikely. Besides, while I have no proof, I bet it was some exploit using passwords/getting in through jannie/mod stuff, as far as I know plus has no jannies so this shouldn't be possible to do here
>[Giggle] >[Hey V] >[Remember the time you kept pushing N away?] >[Remember how much you abused him?] >[Remember how despite all of my CPUwashing that he never stopped loving you?] >[Do you remember how you all but pushed him into getting with this purple gremlin?] >[Remember V, you did all of that.] >[I hope you're happy with those decisions.] >[Because they're all yours.]
>>195821 I can only imagine he runs at Uzi, beats her around a bit (if he gets that far this time), then gets flung across the planet via Solver, only to repeat the cycle. She tried chucking him into space, but he came down on a meteor and it was overall way more messy than a horizontal toss.
>>196126 >>196127 You gotta hit him with the full joke. "It's so sad steve jobs died of ligma" And when he asks she gives him the "ligma balls" and gibs him. Because it was funny it sticks, trying to do it without the setup is not funny so it wont stick.
>>196142 Step one: Make her realize revenge wont fix her problems. Killing V will give her temporary satisfaction, but she will still be a murder cannibal with dead parents. Obviously don't say it like that, but the idea is important. Step two: Give her something to live for,
Imagine helping your girlfriend Doll with killing V Imagine her lining up the perfect shot at V Imagine her smile dropping as V uses you as a shield Imagine Dolls face as she watches you die
>>196143 >Jane survives for decades as a cursed monster who isn’t allowed to die >eventually learns to open up after becoming friend with Beretta >Beretta asks her to come have dinner with her family >Jane stands nervously at the door, excited to be accepted for the first time in her miserable life >N opens the door and sees Jane >“ew a rat” he says before shooting her in the head and killing her and then throwing her body in a dumpster all in one fluid motion without missing a beat >he looks around outside for a second for Beretta’s friend who was supposed to show up for dinner >N closes the door and yells up the stairs to Beretta >“biscuit, wasn’t your friend your friend supposed to be here by now?” >“yeah dad” >“well it doesn’t look like she showed up sweetie, come get some food before it goes cold” >“ok dad” >Jane wrote it off as classic Jane skittishness, not knowing she’d never see her best friend again
>>196151 And then Jane regrows her head because LOL SOLVER MUTANT BULLSHIT but because of the sheer brain trauma she had to come back from, she can’t remember the color of Bonnie’s eyes and that’s why they’re always censored when she’s drawn… by god, I’m a genius.
>>196163 >The Janelings kidnap Beretta as a pillbaby and raise her as their own >Auntie Cyn can only watch in cucked horror as her little antichrist falls into the ranks of a bunch of disgusting ratlike abhumans spawned as a byproduct of Jane’s rat-pile anatomy - a mutation that Cyn PERSONALLY oversaw to make it as absolutely horrible for her as possible >what goes around comes around FUCKING LMAOOOOO
Not Murder Drones, but since it's Cyn' / The Solver's voice actor I might as well say it. Why does Allanah Fitzgerald keep playing characters I want to stick my dick into?
>[HAPPY GIGGLE] "Gooooddd Morning Little Tessa." >Tessa didn't respond from that pet bed she laid. >[Eye Roll] "Wakey Wakey Tessy, I know you are awake." >Tessa let off a soft sign. "Whatcha want this time, Cyn?" She murmured to her captor. >"I have found a surprise among the Manor. Funny how much survived." >Tessa flinched at the mentioned of her old home yet kept silent. >"You were arranged to be wed with a fine man named Beauregard!" [Mocking Surprise] >Tessa didn't seem to be shocked at the news. "Oi, did ya forget Earth being food? You took far more bloody important things from me." >Cyn only let out an awful laugh. >[Menacing Tone] "I have found a nice suit, we can still proceed with the wedding." >Now Tessa was beginning to get scared. "Wedding? With who? A skeleton?" >Cyn only loomed in closer, a large grin showing her fangs. >"With ME silly! We are going to spend forever together. Why not make it official?" >Tessa screamed.
>N sits down Uzi >Thad, Lizzy. Doll's corpse, Khan and Nori, V who is chewing on a random drones severed hand, and J who doesn't want to be here >"Uzi. This is an intervention. We're here because we care about you." >V and J say "we don't" and Lizzy just says "whatevs" "I don't have a masturbation problem!" >"That's not what this is about but we'll talk about that later. You need to stop molesting Anon." "But he's a human he deserves it!" >"Uzi." "Human men are all sluts just begging for a drone to molest them come oooon dude!"
>>196204 if X was interested in you, how would you even know? I feel like you'd start receiving "love letters" that look and read like schizophrenic ransom notes, and talking to her wouldn't make her feelings any clearer
Has a Liam protag ever gotten fucked over for being naive and horny enough to say "Guise, c'mon, we need to give this bloodthirsty cannibalistic hellbeast the benefit of the doubt"?
Hugging worker drones with your head to their chest listening to the sloshing of the oil in their oil tanks and their pumps working harder mixed with the soft slight different humbuzzes of their chest screen. core and battery banks as you spin them around in circles
>>196227 (Not the anon that posted the pics) I do not want to feed him rocks... I want to cut him into pieces and put him in a neatly arranged box with tiny windows like he was a product of a butchery store... Very well organized, with his organs, body parts, and his heart at the center. Then keep that box all to myself and admire him in his disgusting, organized form
>>196243 >There's nothing left >As you drift you wonder how it is you can breathe >You feel warm, you close your eyes and feel something wrapping around and pulling you in >A warm glow comes from the mass's center and a voice in your head reassures you >It calls you a souvineir, a pet she couldn't bear to leave behind >A sharp pain permeates the back of your neck as you begin to drift off sinking into a dream amidst the glowing loving embrace you find yourself before >You will awaken as something new
>>196255 Yes, I was part of the MD diaspora back in autumn of '23, I witnessed the fall of the MD threads on /co/. It was awful, just awful... glad it introduced me to plus though.
Uzi got N addicted to huffing anons crotch For context >Anon growing up in the bunker had an awkward realization upon reaching adulthood >Drones are crotch height with him >Bumping into drones end up with their faces in his crotch >Uzi definitely doesn't bump into anon on a constant basis and she definitely isn't a massive pervert
>Uzi bumps into anon >wraps her arms around his hips >SNIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFF >lets go and purposefully tumbles backwards and falls over >“WATCH WERE YOU’RE GOING ANON!” >before anon can respond she’s already stormed off (to stare at him from around a corner)
>So... Uhh.... Are you gonna talk, oooooor? >Jugg is absent. Handler is present. I am the Handler. >Ooooh, that explains the eyes. >Two sides of the same coin. You are heads. I am tails. You are fortunate. >...What? >I've seen everything. It was blinding. Have you heard of DMT.
>>196280 How the fuck did Black Hand even hear about a group of autists from a show he likely doesn't watch getting kicked out of a board anyway? Not that I'm not appreciative, just curious.
>>196284 I mean look I went to /co/ pretty often but the amount of time I spent in the catalog and not the threads I was interested in was minimal. I assume it would be less so for someone that had a competing site to scroll too.
>>196282 It actually went like this >Refugees from the first /co/ purge start making regular threads on plus's /co/ board >The drone threads end up becoming the most active threads on the /co/ board by a large margin, averaging out over a thousand replies per thread over the course of a few days >Black Hand takes notice of the activity and decides to create a dedicated board for dronetism Assuming that even a portion of the current influx of 4chan refugees decides to stay, I could definitely see him creating additional boards if/when the need arises
>Anon sits behind bars, several drones looking at him disapprovingly. >"I have been confined for telling the truth. The truth!" >Uzi points at him, pissed. >"You said my mom looks like she fucks human men!" >"The truth!"
bros did you hear? Beretta threw herself into a quarry then proceeded to paint on the wall with her own oil before fucking dying. wonder what that was about haha.
>>196262 There was no "fall" of /co/ threads, stop being overdramatic. I swear sometimes it feels like someone is always trying to force a sentiment of competition between /co/ and pluschan threads as if they aren't both from the same source with the same culture.
There was a period immediately after Episode 7, and then again after Episode 8, where a Mod or some jannies were going out of their way to delete MD threads that they felt were madentoo soon after a previous thread or looked like a "general". That's about it, and the /co/ threads have continued in spite of that and are fine and active. Not mentioning the stint of shitty raids before that, but whongived a shit about repetitive bait posters.
>>196303 >Wake up. >Choose who V, N and Uzi will kill today for their breakfast (you have the power over life and death) >Draw with N in class. >Learn about advanced particle physics. >Hit on tomorrow's breakfast (there's a lot of ugly crying.) >Sleep.
>>196282 We didn't get kicked from any board. There is still regular Murder Drones discussion and threads over on the mainsits on /co/. The reason people asked Black Hand to make this board here on Plus was primarily to have a constant place to talk about MD and related things without having to wait a vague length of time between seeing an MD /co/ thread. Because, as stated in >>196306, back to back threads were being deleted and you had to wait a good couple days before the jannies would.let a Murder Drones stay up and reach bump limit like they usually would (and still do). As of recent, there's still MD threads on /co/ with lots of the usual activity and autism and it's fine. Jannies seemed to have chilled out a little bit.
At least up until the recent thing with 4chan getting 'jakked.
>>196313 >We didn't get kicked out of any board. Anon a janitor came in and posted saying this will be the last thread allowed without a break for a few days between threads.
>>196306 >>196313 In short, it's a good thing this place exists as a backup place to post with a lot of freedom.
I post mainly on /co/ but I do post here occassionally when I feel the need for some more autism. And now that 4chan-proper is down for however long I can shunt talking about the show and other Liam Vickers shit that addles my brain here. I appreciate the existance of my fellow robot-and-monster autists.
How would you feel if, hypothetically, when a season 2 drops. In one of the episodes, there is a brief moment where during a crowd shot, you spot one particular drone with blond hair, purple Irises, an orange hoodie And a deadpan expression?
>>196303 Assuming I survive the core collapse and remain the last human, I will be the ruler of the entire planet and drone society, because they will obey the three laws of robotics.
>>196316 That's not getting kicked out from a board. /co/ Mods are notoriously anal and make that same post with pretty much any show that experiences a "hiatus" or ends because they are paranoid about "generals". That same Mod made the same post for Hazbin Hotel threads too when Season 1 of that ended. Are you a newfag or something?
>>196318 Yeah, if you want an example of something that most people consider to be "kicked out" from /co/ then Homestuck would be one. And even then, lately the jannies have been a lot more lax for some reason even with Homestuck. I don't know if there was a recent change in moderation or something, but its possible.
>>196332 Anon I've been on 4chan since like, 2010, though you're right in that I don't typically keep to "general-ish" threads for long. Maybe it's a new thing or something, but I don't recall any situation where a storytime thread or anything got that response. And saying "you weren't kicked out" when threads were not allowed for a week at a time at first is disingenuous. Anyway this conversation is now boring so I'ma stop talking to you.
>>196287 Tbh She'd appreciate anything even vaguely dick shaped at this point, considering the several years of work stress and extremely severe lack of physical or emotional intimacy
>>196323 She's around as a ghost, just stick around at night when she leaves Uzi's mind palace to stretch her legs. >>196324 She knows. That's why she's taking her corpse everywhere then taking it back to her abandoned crime scene home in the evening to tuck it in.
>>196287 Anon, she fought non-stop for decades in a genocidal war for the robot devil and survived more than one death, all only to eventually DIE, but in the end she didn't even get that! She definitely needs a dick.
>>196354 I feel like too many people assume fucking helps depression, J needs a hug. Like a hug that lasts sixty years and ends with a large extended family (her grandchildren call her boss).
>>196364 >>196358 He replied to me as if it were you, he can't see the difference. He's fucking with you. Now both of you shutup so we can talk about robots fucking each other.
>"Humans f*cking robots? Ha! What will these sci-fi authors think of next?" >Cut to Anon continuing to read the morning news while his drone wife makes breakfast.
>>196387 Very good, I'd have said shorter hair but this is not bad either Maybe end it just above the shoulders, at the lowest innermost curls? Not the ones outside but 'inside' of the shoulders? Either way very good
>>194178 >Life was absolutely, utterly miserable >They forced me into all their dinners and lunches and breakfasts, I had to hear them talk and talk about shit i could care less about. >So much noise, im telling you, SO MUCH NOISE! >I could hear eddie's son jacking off to his internet porn, i could hear his daughter laughing and laughing >god, that laughter! It doesen't even sound like laughter! normal laughter was bad enough but she sounded like she was coughing! >Eddie would sing to me as he worked on me, Zendaya? Ugh. >he gave me a wig, yes, a wig. >a grey silver wig, with sidetails on the front and back of my head. sidetails. >Once i got my legs i would constantly try to escape, whether it was out the window or a front door >and yet i was still stuck here, bastards gave me a tracking chip and bought a home security system. >they would always have therapists come over, they couldn't trust me outside >that's why when they would take me on outings i was on a leash >they can't keep me here forever, i don't buy any of that "healing" shit. i don't give a flying fuck about "bettering" >in my spare time i would try to watch the tv, and again the cheetahs always lost, kick the fucking ball you retards! >and everytime i would try to sleep, the neighbors would keep me up all night. that and the usual sounds of animals and walking >I have to get out of here, I always try to but i always fail >this was my reality for a whole year >until one fateful week... >it was that time of the year, winter >every winter my family would have this whole week where we did all this shit before the new year >and of course, i always came. But with the tracking chip on me i had no chance of leaving. >it went like all the others. We had dinner with roast turkey at uncle georges, went to a karaoke club which had a cheap mic that makes your voice sound inaudible, a live watching of ALL the home alone movies at the fettermans backyard, had dinner at this fancy restuarant, had dinner at this other fancy restuarant, had dinner at a burger king, and christmas. >And i went throuh all of it. all of it. >I remember seeing the night sky as eddie drove his family home, i could see uncle joe's sedan on my side of the car window with his shitty mural of spongebob smoking a blunt on it >I could only groan as eddie jr watched those mind numbing videos of douchebags screaming over video games >oh if only something would free me from this. something. >and then something did >it was the first time i have ever since so much fire. >all the cars were toppled over and upside down >and everyone was either injured, unconcious or dead >but what was importamt was i finally had a way out >i was still tied up but i rolled myself out of there as quick as possible >i rolled and rolled until it was just me and the cold cold shivering night >it was a good thing i couldn't get cold since i was still a robot, but even i got tired eventually >so at one point, i stopped and fell asleep >as the snow covered my entire body..
>>196396 Why the fuck would anyone want to be a murder drone unless you're an absolute freak (like me) that wants to have their soul owned, and used, and copy-pasted over and over again by an evil eldritch god with autism and a sick sense of humor?
The thing the church of [null] doesn’t tell you about becoming a DD is just how horny you become, your body becomes a factory for nanite nut, if you don’t unload your thick disassembly batter at least a dozen times a day, preferably in one or more drone orifices, be they worker or disassembler, you’ll begin to feel itchy, uncomfortable and aggravated and eventually you’ll become irreconcilably horny and go on a breeding rampage, you may also find yourself enjoying new kinds of pleasure you didn’t even consider before, considering that a DD’s throat is an erogenous zone and their prostates are far more sensitive than a human’s
>>196420 >everyone in the universe transmuted into cute robots and made to kiss and snuggle and grind against each other ooohhh noooooo! that would be awful!!! we have to stop the Solver!!!!1!!
the Solver offers you a choices for your life in her new world >>196418 >sexy orgiastic sex machine that cums and gets cummed in and lives in constant synthetic dopamine fuelled breeding frenzy or >>196422 >cute little robot that surrenders the vicious cycle of climax and comedown and instead lives in a state of continuous cuddling and petting and maximum comfy which way chan nebulan man?
Did a layout of E’s updated background to steer her away from being associated with the Elliots. >E was a regular maid drone that never left the house since she was designed to keep the interior clean >Her humans leave for work most of the day, since she didn’t question it when they’d be gone by the time she got started >One day, they never come home on the expected time. It was strange, but she flaked it up to a late night shift or something. She didn’t see them in the following morning, but attributed it to them leaving early >This cycle went on until she decided to get a little curious and went to open the front door…right as the Solver War on Earth kicked off.
if you think about it, female DDs don't even need to be futas. they can just shove their tail right up whatever hole they want. might be best to chop off the sharp bit, though. would probably feel good, too. for the DD, not the recipient. maybe.
>>196447 Closest she had to one was in the timeline where J was male and not a brainwashed halfwit, where (Proto-)J awkwardly floated Tessa letting him eat her out in such an obtusely phrased way that she didn't realize what he was suggesting and he was too embarrassed to clarify.
>>196462 Yes, she isn't insane she is completely reasonable no cap every decision is based and logical, she is the continued embodiment of the indomitavle human spirit I will write once I have time wait a bit. But yes, Alice=wife, no matter the shape
At the VERY least, V can be content with the fact she has a killer ass now. No pun intended. Even though she was forced into an endlessly cloned vampire monster body.
black hand, what dimensions do we need for a banner? I remember someone suggested this for an /md/ related banner, or a different concept that other drawfag drew a while ago
>>196466 Good question, Lizzy might get along better than Thad (going of her casualness regarding Doll's murder cave), but hard to answer that for certain
>>196469 Look for a post around 19:00 boardtime, December 13th, that was about when blackhand requested something. He gave dimensions, idk the post or exact thread tho
Imagine >Male tessa was "spared" from being exterminated like the rest of humanity >He gets picked up by CFL due to his surviving earth getting vored >He ends up being Nori, Yeva and Alice's handler and treats them like people, not property >Something something boy tessa gets gangbanged by three future MILFs
>>196449 >in a moment of weakness, J tells Cyn that she needs dick >[giggle] okee >J collapses to her knees as a throbbing, baseball bat sized cock suddenly springs from her crotch >J's angry questions die in her mouth as she experiences her first male orgasm, painting the floor white with cum as she clenches her fists and teeth >as her orgasm peters out, J springs to her feet and marches towards Cyn >with a strength of will she didn't know she had, she grips Cyn by the head and brat corrects her for the next several hours, turning the little maid drone into her own personal cumdump >this is, of course, all to Cyn's plan
>come back home to 4chan being kill Honestly, They deserve it. Gookmoot left control of the site to the jannies and it's clear they either don't care or don't know what they're doing. Not to mention, /co/ jannies nuked us while letting pedo shit thrive. I think this is a healthy serving of karma if I'd ever seen it. Kinda wished to see the janny board leaks, Does anyone have any by chance?
>>196477 MD threads were fine on /co/ despite the usually janny faggotry plaguing the entire site - in spite of it actually. They chilled out with deleting threads over the last couple months though, but I'm generally agreed on the site getting knocked off for a while by something like this being overdue. Lots of people have been unhappy with janny faggotry for a good while now. But hopefully /co/ will come back over the next few days and the jannies will stay backed off for a while.
>Murder Drones But Emily Is The Protag Instead Of Uzi >V is HEAVILY reminded of herself from Before, when she wasn't a literal and figurative monster, by Emily and becomes extremely protective of-and clingy towards-her while she's Emily and N's "prisoner" >V hopes to regain some measure of humanity through bonding with Emily and trying to be like her-like she herself used to be
I've never dabbled with ocs before aside from grug world, s I wanna know, are there definitive reading lists or anything resembling canon for the various OCs?
>You were asleep, minding your own business, when a worker drone crawled under the covers to hug you. >How do you punish such a horrifying lack of discipline?
>The absolute Solver is a supermassive black hole at the center of the universe that will one day destroy existence. >That black hole, much like a sandwich you left in the back of your fridge for too long, has gained sapience with time. >Unfortunately, humans saw a giant sapient black hole and figured "I bet I can monetize that". >So they started to poke holes in reality that would let just a tiiiinnny bit of that sapient mass through, then sealed it off. >Just enough of the otherworldly "brain matter" if it could be called that, to follow orders and do things. >The result? Cheap, affordable artificial intelligence. >Also pissing off an entity that didn't like having its brain poked and then enslaved. >On the bright side, the Solver is absolutely correct in that all the drones are "part of it" and can be retrieved at any moment.
>>196521 Very cool, I like hypothetical counterparts to The Solver Of The Absolute Fabric.
>>196532 Hushhhh hush hush now. Creation and Destruction, Change and Stasis, and The Beginning and The End are all concepts that go together through different interpretations.
>>196539 They aren’t creation and destruction They’re both continuity Continuity through stasis, continuity through change Action and inaction The fact that the avatar of inaction is forced to be proactive and the avatar of action is forced to be passive helps establish the games theme that the situation the characters are in is unnatural and wrong!!!
>>196528 I got a flashback fo the bit in the Snapcube fandub of Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity where Eggman is talking about why the tire robots are running around. >And little did I know, it was a tiny piece of my brain cell, that I put inside of the machine so that way it could function around my mental main- men- my mental! My brain?! > >As you can see, I'm still missing the brain piece. I haven't gotten it back.
>>196477 It's still up on sharty, question is however wether sharty is still up with how overcrowded they got. Whoever pulled the move on 4chan also took down sharty with it, soyfags will get outnumbered at home
>>196561 don't know if it counts as cosplay but Tessa would dress as a plague doctor and traipse around local graveyards scaring the teens smoking weed and boning
>>196554 They all have the usual Lovecraftian god names. It's just The Solver, in her typical endless cosmic autism, dexided she wanted to be quirky and went with "The Solver of the Absolute Fabric, The Void, The Exponential End".
>>195939 that asshurt /co/ mod from last year was a blessing in disguise. temporarily removing MD from /co/ forced people to find a new place to start a community and because of that almost every anon (at least i think) used both this site and 4chan for MD. even when the mod fucked off/calmed down, this place still got lots of traffic. it's almost like 4chan /co/ never left. can't say the same about some of my other interests i discussed on the site. i may never come into contact with many anons ever again
>>196571 At the very leaat this place is a great backup place for discussion anf whatnot - which is being demonstrated now since 4chan is down for however long.
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>>195957 somebody on kiwifarms found a post in which a janny open admits to giving up and refused to moderate /dbs/. i wonder if there's any way to find out which mod banned the MD on /co/ last year
>>196574 hey i'm not defending that mod's actions, he was still a power tripping faggot deleting on topic non-rule breaking threads, i'm just saying there was a silver lining to the whole debacle. i wouldn't have found this alt chan if it wasn't for that
I like to believe the multiverse theory is true because it's weirdly nice to think there's currently an alternate version of myself fucking my favourite femdrone in a different reality.
>>196577 Didn't that mod give the whole "you can only talk about specific characters and aspects of the show" spiel that gets sent to every show that ends. How is that necessarily "power tripping"?
>>196589 There's multiole threads about this on /baw/ here on plus4chan, ctrl+f this thread for blackhand, someone linked it earlier, droneboard for the drones from here on.
>Cyn wins, she has eaten the universe and assimilated everyone. >But it's not so bad >A curtain is pulled back, with a universe sized audience is watching >The story of the an abandoned drone plays on stage >The endless hunger, how she prevailed against all odds. >How she would never would be alone again
>>196468 Technically I guess. But in the end it doesn't even matter if she is by any definition insane or not, you know what, I'd prefer her 'insane' over too normieesque 10/10 times. Insanity of Alice's type is cute, very lively and enthusiastic and very entertaining and endearing to see. Not like she is stupid or confused because of it, she's even got to be one of the most competent characters in the entire show. Surviving the Sentinels post core collapse is one achievement, saving Beau is a good sign of personality imo, modifying him to the extent she did is a proof of intelligence and manual skill, her evading the sentinels and using them against the DDs shows great tactical competence and situational awareness, and throughout all those 20 years she stayed all things considered very intact and even remarkably social, not to mention she was a good conversationalist initially with Uzi, she even let Uzi get away with ith trying to use AS on her the first time (maybe she knew what different symbols meant, so there was a chance Uzi was just meaning to pick her up and not harm her-tho that went out the window as soon as she bit her)
>>196599 Yeah I don't think Uzi was going to try and explode Alice into gibs or kill her or anything with the Solver. That's much moreso Doll's MO, Uzi's never used the Solver like that when in her right state of mind (not in a feral hunger frenzy).
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>>196608 Awww Absolutely, I want her to be comfy and cherish her so much, take away all the terror that she had in canon... Can you imagine how long it must have been since she had any comfort? Not just mental, or even personal, purely physical already. There is nothing soft in CFL other than the office chairs' seat and backrest, I need to hug her, give her a bed and blanket, she can let go of the knife on her tail and while it may take a few days or hours if would eventually happen...she would be so cuddleworthy
>>196611 >>196613 True niggas know we had canon chicken jokey moment in episode 6 when N faced Beau and he transformed from Pollbaby into SPIDER BABY🗣️
>>196614 guys im starting to think thad might be thalia theyre never seen in the same room and sound almost the exact same as each other and not to mention how weird thad gets when questioned about thalia and her crush on anon
>>196634 Yeah hey human here with proof >Pic is anon taking a selfie with a timestamp I went to a church of null sermon and git roofied when i drank the wine and woke up in the middle of an orgy. Care to explain that shit?
>>196660 Being at the base is the best possible fate for a worker drone. >Far from the front, one of the most well-defended areas in the galaxy >Pro-drone work environment means nobody hates or mistreats you >Plenty of uppies from sentinels and humans alike >Eye level with Pavo's ass >Harper!
>Molly meets a cute N model disassembly drone >They hit it off >They start seeing each other more and more >Eventually they start dating >One day Pavo drops by to make sure she isn't off the wagon again >And then he freezes as he sees N >And promptly goes into papa bear mode
>Be you >Logistics nerd at Sentinel Base >Autistic red head, whenever she's not deployed, constantly gives you compliments on your supply lines >Most of the time she'll stand there and stare at you as you work >Your coworkers and the drones snicker at you whenever she does this >You don't know what the big deal is >You just wish that rat lady would stop asking you to give her the locations of hospitals and orphanages
>>196614 Guys? I'm pretty sure I died in a workplace accident, but now I'm alive again, there's this fleshy growth with a big fangly maw coming out of my chest right over where my core is, one of my hands got replaced with this huge scythe-claw-thing, my teeth got sharper and pointier, and I'm starting to feel really warm. Should I see a doctor?
>NEED TWUNK N NEED TWUNK N >NEED TWUNK N NEED TWUNK N >NEED TWUNK N NEED TWUNK N >NEED TWUNK N NEED TWUNK N >NEED TWUNK N NEED TWUNK N >NEED TWUNK N NEED TWUNK N >NEED TWUNK N NEED TWUNK N >NEED TWUNK N NEED TWUNK N >NEED TWUNK N NEED TWUNK N >NEED TWUNK N NEED TWUNK N >NEED TWUNK N AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>196692 Soyjak.party hacked 4chan and reopened /qa/, then the entire site had its servers unplugged and now 4chan is balkanized, people fleeing to refugee sites and all that.
>>196692 4chan is kill for now because a guy has been undercover with backdoor access to the site for about a year and just performed a grand buttfuck while diverting all credit to the Sharty and /qa/. They pulled the plug and are doing damage control.
So yes there's quite a few autism-brothers from our home /co/ that are posting here a a bit more often because all of 4chan is down.
>>196684 Don't care how cheesy it is to say, but they'll stay around in your heart. My boy's been gone for years now, and I still sometimes have dreams where he visits again.
>>196708 That fucking Film Theory video was one of the most hilariously dumb, absurd, poorly researched things I've seen in a while. It makes you question whether he actually watched the show or just read a bad, misinterpretive synopsis from someone that misunderstood many things shown in the show. I am still dumbfounded to this day.
The worst thing is some kids actually ran with some of the things Matpat said in that video.
>>196583 You either let the robot demon rape you and have a small chance that she will let you live, or die being eaten alive. Being a human soldier in solver war was horrible.
>>196660 >Be a human that working on the support team at the Sentinel Drones base >Many say you do nothing, but you know that your job is no less important than anyone else's >And also much more dangerous than others can imagine >Much more dangerous
>>196723 What made me think this was the overly drastic personality change. J remained the same after all the torture from Cyn, as did N after he got all his memories back, so it's pretty weird that the same torture led to a complete personality change in V from a sweet girl to a complete bitch.
Also, throughout the show, we see that V kills and tortures not because she has to, but because she enjoys it. If she became a bitch only for N, then she would only be a bitch for him.
But like I said, we literally know nothing about maid V, so this is just my personal opinion.
>DD turns into a massive shut-in and isolates themself from a society they're meant to reintegrate into after the entire Solver debacle. >(YOU) are tasked with pushing the process along Just an idea I've had but haven't followed through on due to being a shitty writer and this idea probably being cliche/shitty, all things considered
>>196737 For a disassembly drone to be a recluse in a new world where DDs absolutely completely dominate the labor market, still have absolutely superior physical abilities to humans, and are pandered to by the state in every way possible to stay loyal and not take power completely into their mechanical hands is like starving to death at a feast.
This disassembly drone should definitely be a member of a human-hating drone group and secretly wish for a human, but due to strong competition with other disassemblers and sentinel drones, can only dream, lol.
>>196731 Yeah anon, people are different and respond differently to things.
J copes with her corporate LARP and stays "loyal". N represses it and acts like everything is fine and stays positive. V puts up a conpletely opposite personality to her prior self in order to cope with being a vampire genocide monster now, and also trying to protect N by doing "their job".
>>196482 Looking at this again after waking up, I think I might've made her a little too mean here and I kinda regret it now. I had a really bad day at work before I drew this. I'll draw her being more cute later
>>196759 I'll just treat it like I did with the amazing digital circus, watch the pilot and never touch it again, I just don't find the shows premise and the look/art style captivating to me at all.
To quote an anon many threads ago when the GD trailer dropped >Vickers>>>>>>>>glitch
>>196761 >>196762 >Be Anon >JCJenson employee in the year 30XX >Check the news >Another company factory has been taken over by bolshevik drones >They all keep demanding redistribution of “human surplus” since it only goes to a few Disassembly Drone “bourgeoisie“ (whatever that means) >Suddenly hear a loud rumbling outside your office >Check window >Dear god. >Theres hundreds of them - thousands, even. >All of them rush into the building at once >You try to escape, but your feeble legs can’t outrun them after a 16 hour shift and the pounding your DD supervisor makes you give her each day >Watch in horror as you’re carried to what you presume is their leader >Brandishes an AK-47 before she speaks to you >”Comrade, you are now part of the Drone Workers Collective” >”From now on, instead of giving a single drone 40 uppies, you will give 40 drones a single uppie” >”Understood, Da?” >She gives you a wink before you’re hauled off somewhere else >At least they probably won’t weigh as much as Disassembly Drones
>>196761 Congratulations! The Great Red Army has come to liberate you! Please don't resist, soon the Communist Party will provide you with an drone wife.