/md/ - Murder Drones

>>181436
ACTUAL last thread: >>180475

>>181439
stylish

>>181447
What is "this feel"?

>>181447
You know the answer and so do I

>>181449
say goodbye

>Tessa wakes up from a cryogenic tubes with no memory of her past life.
>She’s in Cyn’s secret lab, having access to many different resources, including a space suit and several other plushies that look familiar to her.
>However, the Aussie still wants to explore so she sets off
>Tessa is mistaken for an revived Cyn and is captured
>But through tests and interrogation it is discovered that she is the real deal
>Tessa just wants to return to her lair, but the mean robots don’t want her to leave.
>They ransack her home and make her live within the colony
>She is obviously scared of them, so they try to be as kind as possible to gain her trust.
>But the small purple haired drone,Uzi, doesn’t like her and antagonizes Tessa every chance she gets.
>This angers the taller silver haired drones, especially the male one, N.
>The N and the Uzi argue about it constantly, leading to the purple haired drone increasing her bullying of Tessa
>Tessa doesn’t want to make things worse and offers to leave, but she is ordered to stay put.
>N and V try to make it better for her, giving her plushies and other harmless stuff that they confiscated from her previous home.
>Suddenly, a new drone appears.
>She looks like V, but with pigtails
>J is very protective over Tessa, while the poor girl wonders what crime she did to deserve such a stressful life

What will happen to my Balkan Drone if I put this in their primary data loop?

Jebem ti mater

>>181436
doesn’t even look like a door, more like a weird lego piece

>>181452
the drone punches you in the balls, they trusted you, and you make them suffer for it

Question: What do you think Drone music genres are like?

>>181456
pretty sure someone has got the copy past of that somewhere

The website promised my DD gf would have a "pleasant mouthfeel" and then listed stuff like it was a wine ad
Anyone have any idea what that means?

>>181456
They have over a thousand years of human music to listen to. They won't get around to making their own for a while.

>>181460
>Every drone musician uses Sora AI to conpose music

>>181460
Except this time it's made by actual AI.

>>181462
no special treatment here

>>181456
they all listen to blood on the dance floor and nothing else

>>181464
Heh

How would U-U react if Anon says he doesn't feel ready to have children with them?

>>181467
if it’s the generic rape story again, I’m eating your dinner plates

>>181467
He has No Choice in that Matter. He's already knocked them up

I need drones groping humans

>>181467
Sperg a little. They blame each other and Anon but realise A. They're literally just blaming themselves for thinkining they're not good enough and B. Anon's decision is not coming from a place of malice or criticism.

>>181470
anon has the killer queen stand, this one being sex related

>>181472
Your drive is running out?
Well you’d better go catch it!

>Fem!AM giving N the universes most unenthusiastic handjob whenever he feels sad or whenever J or V bullys him

>>181470
Damn straight, I hope he's got his finances in order because they're both having twins

Anon x Beretta x P threesome

>>181467
>All 16 of their kids watch as U-U tries to figure out if Farmanon got heatstroke

>>181479
Molly x Danni x Buddy threesome

>>181478
Wasn't there a green where because of their Solver biology, the could get pregnant again while being pregnant?

>>181482
nothing is consistent

Boogi demands all sequel ENjoyers die!

Is MomRetta the best mom? Does she love her kids?

>>181484
Reminds me a little of Psychonauts/Tim Burton's stuff.

>>181484
i would like it a lot more

>>181484
>tessa in that style
Imagine…

>>181467
>I wasn’t asking

>>181481
Molly x Molli x Anon threesome

>>181487
>SolverMeat Carnival

>>181493
>psychonauts but you’re uzi traveling through the minds of other drones

>>181492
>Molly guiding a nervous and suddenly much less smug Molli through her first time
>making sure anon is gentle
>both keep checking in to make sure she's enjoying herself and not uncomfortable

>>181492
Cordie x Ic0n x me threesome

Imagine the feelings DDanni would have knowing that her old human self’s family is still alive but can’t see them because they live in one of the Anti-Solver planets.

>>181498
Video calls are still a thing though, she could see them in glorious 144p

>>181497
Man I really wish ArmageddonC104 would just make an Ic0n x Anon smut, his Ic0n x Anon fic on AO3 kinda blueballed me.

>>181499
Would they really want to see a Disassembly Drone that had not only eaten their son/brother but is also pretending that she is him?

>>181501
Ic0n has been arrested to attenpting to rape Anon

>>181501
Stupid cube! You're scaring the hoes!

>>181502
The point is that she CAN see them, it's just that given her current circumstances that may not be a good idea

>>181500
There's a fic about that
WHERE

>>181505
nah, he’d be fine, just needs orange juice

>>181479
>>181481
>>181492
>>181497
loyal monogamy x genuine love x steamy passionate sex

>>181511
splashes vinegar on the mexioogi

>>181505
>After Ic0n and Cordie have their way with Anon, he has been broken both physically and mentally in a good way though.
>His hips have been shattered by Cordie and Ic0n riding him.
>His seminal fluids have been drained and his blood almost drained as evindent by the scratches covering his body.
>Anon is ready to die a happy man when suddenly he feels his strenght and fluids coming back to him.
>Ic0n injected him with some regenerative fluid she cooked up as both her and Cordie give him wicked smiles.

>Time for round two.

>>181508
https://archiveofourown.org/works/58478416/chapters/148968679

>>181511
>sending all the illegal oogis to the prison planet El-Salvador-5

>>181511
illegal imoogrant

>N, V & Uzi casually chatting during their bi-weekly threesome

>As fucked up as they were during the solver war. The WolfDog squad all saw each other as family.
>Though the average VSOTF would call each other brothers and sisters. The Wolfdogs comradery made them become close to one another.
>When SI-718 was declared KIA following the core collapse of Copper-9, the rest of the Wolfdogs kept fighting to avenge their fallen sibling.

>>181451
That sounds interesting, I'd love to read such a greentext.

>>181458
Get over it anon, in your relationship she will taste you.

>>181471
Anon, we have enough ordinary drones.

>>181520
>mochi drones
>Very expensive and very useless but worth the money no matter what you do.

>>181519
Have you ever seen a wolfdog before? Pretty badass thing (and somewhat illegal) to have as a pet.

>>181499
I don't think they will be happy to see Danni in the state he is in now.

>>181526
Or if they can even call the female Disassembly Drone calling them as Danni.

>>181511
>duende fleeing persecution

Realistically, any humans left either fled known space Battlestar Galactica-style or sought sanctuary on the Dog Planet.

>>181518
Veteran terrorists are a real problem, because you know, it's really hard to fight dudes who have experience fighting against a fucking army of the God.

>>181530
>any humans left either fled known space Battlestar Galactica-style
Would Uzi chase them down and kill them like the Cylons?

>>181527
>Jober died of happiness

>>181531
>Veteran terrorists are a real problem, because you know, it's really hard to fight dudes who have experience fighting against a fucking army of the God.
Of all of the OCs who fought in the Solver War, who hate DDs so much that they turn to terrorism?

>>181532
No.

>>181535
Fuck you I wanna see what Uzi's Centurions look like.

>>181534
Buddy would have had he not been so hyperfixated on wanting to kill SD-Δ when the war had “offically” ended.

>half life but cyn is Gman

>>181451
>Uzi repeatedly bullies Tessa despite her promises to N that she will stop.
>Eventually N threatens to break up with her if she doesn’t quit.
>In Uzi’s mind, this means that N has already broken up with her.
>Now Uzi is crying out of her mind, stuffing her face with drone ice cream and is watching anime on repeat
>J is watching her break down with a smug smile

>>181538
>Cyn orchestrated the Black Mesa Incident because she wanted to test Gordon Freeman and he proved himself to be the best puppet arouns

>>181534
A definite off Switch, no need to explain.

Buddy could have been a terrorist too if DDanny hadn't taken him.

And Molly! Yeah, disassembler drone Molly. Why? Well, if she hadn't met Pavo, Buddy and DDanni, she'd still be a drone with a huge sense of guilt, and I suspect certain individuals might have told her how to “atone” for her sins.

>>181541
>she'd still be a drone with a huge sense of guilt
it's not like her guilt just went away, she just learned how to cope with it

>>181541
Wasn't Stone at one point mentioned to be a terrorist too?

>>181540
>half life 2 is Cyn making a deal with Gordon to kill all the remaining human resistance in exchange for sparing his life

>>181542
It's also a kind of “coping.”

I can’t tell what would be more tragic. The rest of the wolfdogs being forced to life out a normal life after the war, seperated. Or being roped into a terrorist group to avenge their brother. Both scenarios not even knowing that Buddy is still alive and had made peace.

>>181543
Yes, one of the post war Boogeymen

wonder how GDs would manage in peacetime...

>>181548
Construction/demolitions jobs.
Security details.
PMCs in power-vacuumned countries.

>>181547
>Switch and Stone top out the lists of Most Wanted in Union space, wanted at both local, state and federal levels and the bounties on their heads places by the government have reached millions of credits

>>181548
Gangster disciples?

>>181546
Honestly, they might even have thought Buddy had just lost his mind definitively..

What person in their right mind would believe that the murder drone that ate your friend alive in front of your own eyes would literally become THAT friend? Of all the UNNUMBERED victims, for the FIRST time in history, it was exactly YOUR friend's consciousness that took the place of the body's former owner? They'll think this bitch took advantage of Buddy's unenviable position and he's just happy to have his “friend” back.

>>181540
No
>Freedrone was a Worker who was meant to put the crystals in

>>181548
Drones are for cuddling. Just replace the armor with soft material, that's all.

Oh and yeah, security, hard physical labor and all that.

>>181553
>...Cyn.

>>181553
>Time, Freedrone? Is it really that time again? [GIGGLE]

>>181550
Would a bounty hunter dare to collect the bounty though?

>>181557
I agree to it.

>>181442
do you think she'd want to see P bottoming for N?

>>181558
Would YOU want to? Many have tried and failed. Only those bounty hunters who are desperate for money would attempt such an undertaking.

>>181538
...toilet

>>181563
Boogymen of the solver war vs the boogymen of the post war would be neat.

>>181559
l-lewd!

>>181553
drone surnames end with man hed still be gordon freeman

Defeating Switch is easy: Just flip the Switch.

>>181569
>Flips the Switch
>Still an angry bitch
You lied.

>>181527
Canon

>>181569
She just gets calm

lol imagine if they executed prisoners by making drones eat them haha wouldn't that be soooo fucked up?

>>181574
The ultimate fantasy of all anons

>>181573
Drones just lick them

mlem drones

Alright, where did everyone go this time

>>181580
Why does he have a jawline

The Lord created us in his image and likeness, he gave us the power of reason, so that we, his children, with our own hands, like him, carry the power of creation into the world that he created for us, so that we carry his divine will to all corners of the infinite galaxy, so STOP COMING TO THIS FUCKING SEMI-INTELLIGENT TOASTER AND FUCK A HUMAN WOMAN ALREADY, WE'RE DYING OUT, YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!

>>181584
Nah

>>181580
He just never had a normal human.
Oh, no, wait, he had, she was taken and killed right in front of his eyes, so, yes, he might get a little angry.

Femdwone huggies

>>181588
Femdwone fuggies?

>>181584
Half the women I know wants to stuff rocks inside of this one male drone. I rather get vaccum sucked by vaccum cleaners with legs than dating a potential serial killer. (No offense to you femanons. Love you guys and keep doing well)

>>181592
>I rather get vaccum sucked by vaccum cleaners with legs
read that as "sucked into vaccum cleaners with legs" and thought you were admitting to being a vorefag

>>181594
Pretty suspicious

>>181594
>Rocko's_Modern_Life_Confession_screencap.jpg

>>181596
do I even wanna know?

>>181597
Thats a bunch of Fuguis.

>>181597
I see the fugu

>>181597
there could be dozens in the room with you right now, just out of sight

>>181593
How can I join her cult?

>>181593
Who is this silly

>>181597
The world... The world is made of fuugis...

>>181603
Doll

>>181584 (me)
Femanons, you are our only hope, these idiots have already sold out their own species for the sake of these damn metal asses, but we still have hope for survival, so I beg you, I implore you, I conjure you in the name of God: start borning children from humans! We don't have much time, while there is still a chance, I beg you!

>>181607
>he thinks femanons are humans
how do we tell him

>>181607
The femanons are too busy fawning over N models and suspiciously girly male disassemblers. The human race is doomed

>>181609
>the humans became too autistic to reproduce and died out
>the drones, not being too autistic to reproduce, survived and continued where their creators left off
GLORY TO MANKIND

>>181610
Heh

>>181552
Imagine them trying to “snap” buddy out of it.

ugh, no brainworms.

Have any of you tried redesigning the characters? Doesn’t have to be because you wanted to fix or improve something

>Y meeting Mini-Y
Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me: Mini-Me

>>181607
Sorry I'm too busy skateboarding with a Thad unit While my Khan Unit films

>>181617
depending on the specifics you want a twink, a twunk, or an ambush

>>181615
Whaddaya mean

wanna draw Cici but I dunno what to draw

>>181622
Cici's Cicis of course

>>181623
well duh, but beyond that

>>181617
YEAHH ME TOOOO

>>181621
That gif but the rocket is my peenus weenus (it exploded because she sighed in disappointment)

>>181624
Her leaving work after her shift is over? (If that's ever gonna happen)

>>181622
Draw het struggling to keep her balance because only one of her "tanks" got drained.

>>181620
As in, change a few details of a character. Not necessarily because you don’t like certain aspects! Just putting your spin

>>181621
HIPS
TUMMY

>>181622
This >>181628 but holding hands with Wagienon and smiling

>>181584
I tried donating sperm and was refused on the grounds of being a genetic dead-end, so I've got a pass here.

impregnating Cici's boobs

>>181640
Oh god you gave me a curse image of breast birth

>>181641
impregnating Pavo's balls is also on the table

>>181621
she's so cute

>>181644
Weirdest nickname I've heard for cum so far.

>>181580
Whose the guy on the right?

>>181641
I've seen it before

>>181645
I MEAN LITERAL BANANA SMELLING SHAMPOO

so I slipped up and made a bad dragon joke around Lizzy and when she said she didn't get it I explained what bad dragon was without really thinking about it. she got really excited for a minute until I had to tell her they were destroyed along with the earth and now she's been sulking for like a week

>>181644
TASTY!

>>181649
There's absolutely a dildo printer somewhere on the planet, go find it and find the pirated schematics for BD dildos.

>>181649
If lizzy was determined enough, she would have brought back the bad dragon brand by making her own.

>>181643
Shame they had such an unnecessary high bodycount, Lizzy is the only female side character to make it (J is obviously no sidecharacter).
Doll is still there as well but not really, Alice technically as well, but all others are dead as fuck. Rebecca is kill, Emily is kill, Detective droen is kill.
You can say the same for the male characters, Thad is the only one who lives, Sam, Braiden, Darren and all zhe 'adults' from earlier episodes who I don't wanna list because they have no names.
Khan and Nori are technically side characters but they have oilrelation with Uzi so they get plot armor too.

>>181652
Lizzy can spawn phones in canon (from an undisclosed source), she can probably organize one of these in the same manner if she were willing enough. Tho she seemingly has no need

>>181653
Sarah made it out alive.

Sad news!! Mac cummed his nuts off after Emily and Rebecca went feral in his dreams

>>181655
Might do more on the long run.
I originally gave her purple stripes on the jacket but somehow that made her feel like an egirl pretending to emo to me.
I like to think this uzi is a lot more chill

>>181658
>*lip smack*
What a shame.

>>181655
oOGI

>>181652
>>181656
One, does she birth them.
Two, where does the internet come from if the WDs aren't in orbit fixing up satellites?

>blood drive/blood IV drone
>draws blood with vampire-like fangs
>neck and soft abdomen are clear with markings denoting how much blood is currently being carried
>chest gem displays the blood type

>>181663
OO

>>181664
Give him pokes!

>>181657
I fogor💀

>>181667
*slorsh*

>>181664
man Cici's sister is FREAKY

>Uzi streams dark souls
She's about as shit as you'd expect

As mentioned yesterday, I interviewed Liam. It was a very long interview but here some neat tidbits

Liam, have you met the absolute solver?
>yeah we would be good buddies. it's funny because im an absolute solver too hehe
what does she do outside of destroying worlds?
>she has a bunch of side hobbies. one of them is knitting
What? Knitting? Why knitting? Knitting from what?
>she knits clothes out of her victims.
What else does she do?
>she's also a big music fan. she has a really eclectic taste, but she's really into this indie band called "Cypress Hill."
Why cypress hill?
>other than just liking their music, she likes how they've been around for so long and have still managed to stay relevant. plus, she thinks one of their members, B-Real, is one of the best rappers she's ever heard.
What? B-Real? Best rapper she's ever- what?
>she thinks he's really talented. and she likes his energy and flow, when she was destroying earth, she challenged him to a rap battle. He lost, obviously and she killed him and trapped him in her mind/pocket dimension
Interesting, what does it look like?
>it's this endless void, but there's a bunch of stuff in it, like furniture and all of the people she's killed. some of them are still conscious, while others have lost their minds. Oh, and she has a mini bar in there too. She uses it to host these parties with whoever she’s absorbed. They’re not exactly the most fun parties tho.
Partying with her own victims sounds cruel
>oh, it's definitely cruel. she seems to enjoy it though. to her, it's just another form of entertainment.
what do her victims do there? Do they like try to fight or just sit there?
>it depends. for some of them, it's like they're in a trance while others are still conscious and aware of what's happening. eitherway it's pointless since the absolute solver has complete control over everything
>does B-real get along with doll?
not really, no. they have this kind of antagonistic relationship. they don't agree on a lot of things, and they're always bickering with each other.
Does doll get along with B-Real?
>they have this weird love-hate thing going on.
Considering the solver is now connected to uzi, is uzi aware of b real?
>uzi is definitely aware of B-Real, yeah. she can communicate with him too.
Does uzi like or hate him?
>she's kinda of indifferent to him, to be honest. she's not really bothered by his presence, but she does find his constant bragging a little tiresome.

>>181672
Good

>Molly finds "Remade" versions of her old Playhouse Pals
>They're not the same...
>Graveyard Shift at Freddy's Old dog, New tricks. [Night five]

Where is everyone

>>181676
>every year while the war still raged on, on the anniversary of the final episode, Cyn would give Molly her freedom for as long as she liked
>she always prepared a party before waking her up for the special day
>and what's a party without guests?

>>181677
Dinner. Sleeping. Having time off. It's not all about the threads, you know.

>>181679
:(

>>181677
The depressing lack of greens about green men fucking drones has led me back to m*nga for now to get my dumb shit fix

>>181681
What about green man getting fucked by drones?

>>181681
>Once upon a time, there was a disassembler named SD-S.
>She wasn't very good at showing her feelings and she would often get distracted by cat stuff.
>But she also had a human she loved very much. (You)
>Her human loved her very much too.
>They loved each other so much they had smex.
>The end.

>>181684
veteran AU where Abby gets her desolverfied happy ending but she already ate that bitch Jane. Bonnie's fine though

>>181685
Bonnie became too bloated to do anything of importance in this ending.

>>181685
Bonnie's happy married life with her husband whose bones are as strong as titanium for undisclosed reasons...

>>181688
Anon, I'd like a woman like Bonnie but I'd like to keep my medical bills to a minimum.

>AU where jane settles down with anon, has three kids and lives on a house on a hill with a white picket fence
>And then Abby finds her, eats her and rapes anon and takes over as his wife and the mother of his children

>Male Anons too weak to withstand the sheer force one single skinny rat woman was able to constantly
Girls win again, Lesbians simply have stronger bones

>>181690
Terrible. Kill yourself.

>>181691
It's because lesbians have a bad habit of beating each other, their bones are stronger through sheer attrition

Jane is absolute worst girl of both canon and OC and there is no argument against this.

>>181695
It’s abby

>The timeline where jane is an office worker and can't get a date with her coworker anon because she reeks of girlfailure

>>181681
Then GET BACK IN HERE

>>181699
Nah, I'm just going to lurk instead for a month or two
Don't feel like writing or arting much of anything rn

>>181689
Easy, just keep drinking milk.

>Murder Drones Hgame but it's the player's wife human wife getting NTR'd by a drone

>>181702
>"I can't believe I left my Human wife for a Drone woman!" by お母さんのゲーム

I'd play it

>>181702
>NTR
Kill yourself.