/co/ - Comics & Cartoons

>>429604
>This is it...

>Dan checking if he made it or not

>>429604
This better get me some points on the nice list...

I hope Gwen is okay...

OC Anchor

>>429604
Me and the dino are both... out?
Dammit. I'm probably never gettin' revenge now.

EUGENE KRABS!
THE DAY OF RECKONING HAS COME!
TODAY, AT LONG LAST, OUR ETERNAL RIVALRY SHALL BE PUT TO THE FINAL AND ULTIMATE TEST: THE FICKLE WHIMS OF A FEW DOZEN INTERNET DWELLERS!
WHEN YOU INEVITABLY AND DECISIVELY FAIL, I, PLANKTON, SHALL AT LONG LAST HAVE THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA FOR GOOD! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

YIPPEE! WE DID IT AGAIN WE-

WHY IS PLANKTON STILL IN THE COMPETITION!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

>>429624
>I watched Klaus yesterday so I ain't too bummed. They're a damn good duo

>>429608
BY ONE VOTE
>BY ONE VOTE
BY ONE VOTE
>BY ONE VOTE
BY ONE VOTE
>BY ONE VOTE
BY ONE VOTE
>BY ONE VOTE

LET'S GO

>>429626
I have some writefaggotry for this
>When the clown bomb went off, Jack succumbed to the fumes. Unlike many others, he never awoke.
> In his rage and grief Simon steered their vehicle directly into the path of the oncoming Infinity Train, failing to stop it but succeeding in annihilating them both.
> They are survived by a newborn daughter, left behind in Feudal Japan.

>>429604
We-he-hell! Another wacky race has gone by but it looks like ol' Bill Cipher and I have pulled this one off again!

Hope the winners use their pride wisely, and the losers.....don't feel too bad on getting knocked out!

What the fuck?

Looks like we won in another blowout Ally. I don't wanna get ahead myself here but it looks like we might really go all the way.

>>429604
Badgerclops! We... w-we made it out before the explosion! And we actually tipped the Pharaoh's car over on our way out! It's a miracle! But where are the other detectives?

>>429630
TROUNCED
coomers eternally btfo

JACK/SIMON BTFO!
The prophecy has been fulfilled!!

And yes, those mugs are filled with Wilkins coffee. People who drink Wilkins coffee may suddenly achieve vengeance on their enemies.

>>429642
>YOU LET MR. MUMBLES MOTHER GO YOU ILLUMONOUS INVALID! SHE'S A FREE CAT, FREE HER I SAY!

He lost. It's over

I am free, free from this form

>>429627
>>429613
>>429624
>"Awwww... it's not like I was gonna feel happy about beating SANTA CLAUS, but I was hoping to make it to the 3rd Round at least."
>"Well, hopefully this at least means we're for sure on the Nice List, I can be a good loser."
>"Lots of our friends are out too. Mr. Blacksad, Jack's maybe-dad, Henchmen 21... Spear and flippin' FANG?!"
>"At least Jerry, Alastor, Mr. The Monarch and his wife are still in the race, that's good!"

>>429643
Don't worry, we're okay! We may have lost but our perseverance got us through. You go on with the race. We still got a job to do, after all.

I am now free to watch this place

>>429646
>Simon and Jack out
>considered dead by the rp plot
I knew they didn't have what it takes to beat Billy and I, but this is just embarrassing.

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Beach City.
Finally i get to put on my swimsuit and relax under the sun.

Freed by those British, I can now go back to my current goal

>>429661
Yeah yeah, but I dunno about his wife. They're up against some gods.

So uh, now that we're out you wanna get a bite to eat before the next round starts?

>>429630
SCRATCH AND GROUNDER ARE DESTINED TO WIN THIS WHOLE TOURNEY BY ONE VOTE! LONG LIVE ROBOTNIK'S MINIONS! (Rip Robotnik though)

Decepticons our first raid was a success. Not only have we gained a fair amount of energy for our largest creation, we also got technology from the Irken race. To this we shall drink and celebrate until tomorrow.

I will be seeing you all again. Goodbye. For now.

>For Free is gone
>Ineptive Invaders is gone
>Big Bads of Video Land is gone
>Dastardly Duo is gone
>The Warner Bros is gone
>Like Father, Like Son is gone

What the fuck? Also, I was right about Klaus and Jesper pulling through against Jack and GwenPool. I was just off by two percent.

>>429664
Happy to hear that you escaped the bomb at least! Hopefully someone will be able to rescue the others once the effects of the gas runs off!

>>429648
Were up against each other in this match you raging idiot. We can settle it after it concludes. This body will remain mine if you lose, so you better try your best.

>Howard: And we are back with the end of round 2 and the beginning of round 3!
>Kreese: Let's see who sank and who swimmed though round 2!
>Howard: I think you mean swam.
>Kreese: And I think you should shut the fuuuuuck up!

To all the losers out there.
Don't feel bad. You now get to join the loser party.
We're starting a bonfire tomorrow night.

>>429604

>Jerry: Old friend, why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost to the GETS... and now the comrades I've lost to the HONK-Bomb... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you Alfred? We've lost so many, and we've fail.!

>Alfred: Yes, I feel it too, Jerry.

Rate ‘Em
>Duality of Frog
>Heroes of Pure Heart
>Queen’s Finest
> Bad Things seem to happen to people who don't Vote Wilkins
>Fake Santas
>Assholish AS Duo
>Team Reaper
>Cracking Cheese Lovers
>Chum Bucket
>Queens of Villainy
>Miser Bros
>Duck Season, Rabbit Season
>Bertstrips
>North Pole Express
>Dapper Dealers
>You Stay, I Go

>>429680
Well for starters, there's no need to be like that.
Secondly, as far as i know that wasn't decided.
Correct me if i'm wrong and try to be polite about it.

>>429640
Snooze you lose!

Consider me taking your snacks as payment for getting the Irken midget out of the race!

>Howard: The Miser Bros cooked Scrooge and Donald's goose!
>Kreese: I thought that they were ducks.
>Howard: They are but I'm just using the phrase goose has been cooked to- you're just fucking with me aren't you?
>Kreese: Oh hell yeah!

>>429604
...........

Well that was something.

I suppose I can send you home to your family now, Amity Blight.

>>429604
>Voting for Hilda and Twig during the whole tournament
>now I have to choose between the Miser Bros or the Trolberg Jumpers
Why must you hurt me like this?

>>429681
Back to the basement, pal. We got lots of VERY important work to do at the home base.
*laughs*

>>429697
Do you feel sadness?

My curse is broken
Monarch's curse is broken
Dan's curse is broken
Dastardly loses once again
Jack's curse will never end

Come on, everybody sing with me

While we wait on a bracket here's the current match ups:
>Miser Bros vs Trolberg Jumpers
>The Queens of Villainy vs Mighty and Powerful Gods
>Bad things seem to happen to people who don't vote Wilkins vs A Game of Cat and Mouse
>Dapper Dealers vs Avatars of Nemesis
>SCAM Inc vs The Chum Bucket
>Duck Season, Rabbit Season vs Goofy Goobers
>North Pole Express vs Addams Family
>Queen's Finest vs Pumpkin Heads
>Bertstrips vs The Power of Two
>You Stay, I Go vs Wander Over Sylvia
>Cracking Cheese Lovers vs He did her right
>Team Reaper vs Copper Couple
>Assholish [AS] Duo vs Calving and Hobbes
>Duality of Frog vs Pups of Panic
>Fake Santas vs Robotnik's Robots
>Heroes of Pure Heart vs Paranormal Preteens

>>429615
>>429673
>"Yeah, don't worry Jack I'm fine. Nothing hurt but my pride, but that usually bounces back. I guess the Jackmobile wasn't ready for the ocean level... all we can do now is hope the rest of the race goes better for the others."
>"As for right now, I could really use some feel-good Christmas pizza."
>>429686
>"Mourning for best cave-boy and best dino? Always."
>>429687
>"Oh! Loser party sounds fun, I'd be up for that."
>>429700
>"Ah, maybe, who knows how it might have went down? Maybe Dos Gwens could have gone farther, but still, I had a lot of fun with Jack!"

Congratulations Oswald, you actually made it to Round 3. Just for that when my plan is finally complete I won’t to anything horrible to you or anyone affiliated with you.
Speaking of my plan, just as I expected that Ramses would get too overconfident due to actually making it into a tournament that after the first round he would lose

>>429697
Fucking asshat. It wasn't even you who got rid of Zim. It was Megamind shitting in his engine.

>>429682
I am glad you two made it out too. I'm sure there is something that can be done about them, but sadly, we need to move on with our investigation. Good luck out there and fight to the very end!

God if Miguel and Tulio make it far I'll try and draw them the sickest Mesoamerican themed ride this side of the Atlantic

>>429707
>"Wait, 32? I thought I was 69, did I get a promotion?!"

>>429705
I'm out. This competition made me realize there are people out there willing to give Scruffy the time of day and Scruffy now thinks working for free let people live in my head rent free.

So have fun with your incest porn and poop sock, faggot.

>>429702
Oh I'm so happy for Wilkins! One good boy among them all!
And only $5.99 for a can of his coffee, I'm bringing this back to the isles!
>>429702
Oh yes, your highness. The depth of my failure has been deeply imparted to me. I apologize to you, my family, the academy, and the isles.
(But most of all I apologize to Jackie-dear~)
And damnation to all you tournament oafs!
May I take my leave now, your highness?

>>429692
Well would you look at that, little ole Jerry finally got what was coming to him. You may have stopped me from ruining the wedding and getting control over your dimension once, but it won't happen again. It seems like your not having fun, but you don't have to worry. When I win this race and get control over your world, everyone's gonna learn how to party.

>>429607
Seems you're against Bill and I now, buddy!

You better prepare yourself, because we won't go easy on you, hehehehehe!

>>429620
Don't worry! You could always get revenge....at the loser's party!
>>429687

>>429621
>>429622
Plankton! Krabs! Can you give our voters listening in tips on why to vote for you?

>>429615
>>429717
>>429712
Jack! Gwen! Tallest! Any thoughts to share on your loss?

>>429710
And to Shake! How do you feel about getting into Round 3? Feels quite good, doesn't it?

>>429707
What is this in my hand? Why am I on this train? What's going on?!

MINIONS! You continue to serve your Monarch well, as the intolerable Master Shake and I continue to drive this Cocoon onwards towards victory! Though I am saddened to see my Henchmen fall through... 21, 24, 69, Spear, Fang, you may return to base and I will start taking excuses and pleas for forgiveness after I finish the next track... God help me, I think I'm actually starting to get a taste for the shit the cup is putting on the Cocoon's speakers.

I am also pleased, ironically, to see good old Jerry make it another round. Do not fall just yet, WOOHP Agent, for if you were not to fall by Dastardly's incompetent hands you will not fall before my stinger personally finds its way to your old, decrepit heart.

GO FORTH, MINIONS! Dispense with the boy and his imaginary tiger, and see that my Queens do not fall before the might of these false idols! YOUR MONARCH HAS SPOKEN!

>>429712
Hope to see you at tomorrow's bonfire.

*ahem*
Fuck jannies
Fuck Jennies
Fuck Johnnys
And most of all, fuck nigg—
Kermit: >NO!

>>429740
Oh no I'm sorry anon

>>429740

>The numbers are going down

>The doors are open and waiting for:

>Scrooge Mcduck[0]
>Donald Duck[0]
>Timon[0]
>Pumba[0]
>Toph Beifong[0]
>Popeye[0]
>Ollive Oyl[0]
>Basil[0]
>Mutty[0]
>Agent K[0.00000000]
>Agent J[0.00000000]
>Sara Bellum[0]
>Hello Nurse[0]

>>429712
... I never make it past round 2 so I’m used to it... As sad as that sounds.

And yeah, that sounds good. Let’s go before your boss realizes the two gods are spaniards.
Smooth talking spaniards.

>>429735
... It feels like a loss. But I have Gwen by me so hey, probably won’t be that bad

I hope at least I get to stay on the nice list.

>>429604
>Mr. Mumbles mother........my dignity....no.....Alastor didn't......PAINT MY CAR!

>Grrr.....DAAAAAP-PEEEEEEER DEAAAAAAAAAAL-EEEEEEEEERS!

Dan Vs. The Dapper Dealers!
>Ready to make a deal!

>cut to black

I'm the Zim Rper. I didn't plan anything if he lost because I didn't think he would lose so let's just say he died in the void of space.

>>429752
>Lets.....let's say he died of all the shit.

I didn't fully expect this either. Handling two and a half characters is alot....and I've got my work cut out for me if I wanna beat the odds.

I tip my hat to you, one legend to another.....Invader

Oh my, automatons!

Why you remind me of the doctor’s good works, avian animatronics were a weird phase of his... And you... perhaps those Heartless I defeated with Sora.

>>429757
Looks like you'll have one less character around after this round ends. Heh.

>>429752

>>429604
NO! NO! I WANTED TO FACE ZIM, NOT SOMEONE'S DUMB PET! Although... Zim losing and floating in space while surrounded by poop isn't so bad... BUT I WANTED TO DEFEAT HIM!

>>429750
>Chris, get dressed, we need to murder a cat demon and then go to hell.

>........Ok, first, I thought cats were supposed to be good luck.

>It's not the CAT, that cat is Mr.Mumbles mother, of course she's a good person!

>Oh Samantha. I thought she runaway.

>>Ran away? RAN AWAY?!? CHRIS, SHE WAS KIDNAPPED BY A MASONIST DEMON AND HIS TRANSVESTITE COUNTERPART, THIS IS UNDEREXCEPTABLE!

>>429737
Mr Monarch sir, you know what else this means? It means your curse is broken! You passed a round 2! Oh this is just wonderful! Let us celebrate by attacking French people!

>ring ring
S: HEL-LO! Stan Pines speaking! Cofounder and CFO of SCAM Inc!
K: grumblegrumblegrumblePLANKTONgrumblegrumble
S: Krabs. The bit.
K: HELLo.. EUgene KRABS here. coFFFFFFFFFFOUNDer and CEO of SCAM Inc. which is BETTER THAN THE NEPTUNEDAMNED CHUM-
S: Ahahahah, ahem, (stay on script, Gene). Say, isn't the call quality on our NEW Scamdroid phones absolutely clear and better than the competition?
K: Why YES! It's the BEST phone on the market! Made by the BEST company! The company named SCAM INC!
S: And chock full of features like navigation! Apps!
K: And BETTER FOOD and ATMOSPHERE and ITS WIFE ISN'T A ROBOT!!!
S: Ahahaha... oh boy. Well, thanks for investing in us so far, folks! We're counting on you to get us to the next round. Remember, your investment grows exponentially with each win, so vote for SCAM Inc. Also, Scamdroid phones are on sale now. Show proof of voting SCAM Inc, and you get 5% discount on your NEW Scamdroid! Anything to add, Gene?
K: FUCK PLANKTON AND FUCK THE CHUM BUCKET!!!!11!!
S: HOLY! Alright folks! We're all done here. Vote SCAM Inc! Gene please calm-
K: PLAAAAAAAAAANKTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--
>dial tone

>Big Bads lost
What??? You gotta be kidding me!! Look at this, Ivo, no WAY this wasn't rigged!

John! Thank goodness you're okay!
Weekly! Whoa, you got a number on your hand too.
Yeah. Cool, huh? Though, I'd prefer if it were in neon blue.

Scherzo for Motorcycle and Orchestra

We're on the tail end of the most perilous round so far! But considering there's only two, that's not saying much. Today our 64 remaining contestants were pitted against each other in the endless wasteland outside the Infinity Train. Though there should be screaming and tears, something has tickled these racers silly! Apparently a bomb of joker gas was set in the car of an unknown competitor by a certain vigilante who chortles. In addition to inducing laughing fits, this gas also dulls motor skills and induces hallucinations. I'd be surprised if all our racers make it to the finish line. There's clowns! There's Gohms! There might even be clown Gohms! And there's our first racers arriving now!

I'd recognie that golden glare anywhere, it Sea Crab and Man Incorporated speeding into 1st place! A decontamination team is on standby for them and everyone else, but it looks like these two made it through un-flounced. The Fake Santas ride into 2nd looking unusually jolly, but it would seem their clear for now. 3rd place goes to the Heroes of Pure Heart, who seem to have gotten a full blast of the vile gas. They're getting a hood check as we speak and-yep, there's the source. That's going in a hazardous waste container and our two justice dealers are getting a trip to the medical tent.

The Power of Two takes 4th, and the Cracking Cheese Lovers continue to demonstrate their racing prowess by claiming 5th. Next is the Dapper Dealers in 6th. Bill's got a smile plastered on his face and it's weirding me out, but Alastor seems to be okay. Wilkins crosses the finish line next and takes 7th. I'm not sure if he got a whiff of the laffy gas, but those glowing eyes are really worrying me. The Mighty and Powerful Gods claim 8th, while Calvin and Hobbes follow them in 9th. Trolberg Jumpers take 10th, and they're in hysterics.

Cat and Mouse Tom and Jerry ride into 11th and show us that yes, cats can laugh. I don't think anyone was doubting that, but they sure showed us regardless. Pepe and Kermit row into 12th, while the Miser Bros ride the wind into 13th. 14th is the gassed-up Avatars of Nemesis. The Chum Bucket flies by and takes 15th, with 16th going to Bugs and Daffy. In 17th is the Queens of Villainy, and in 18th is the Goofy Goobers. Oddly, this is the closest they've been to their canon personalities all tournament.

19th is the Assholish Adult Swim Duo, and 20th is the Copper Couple. The Pumpkin Heads drive into 21st, and appear to have made humorous carvings into each other's faces. Let's hope they can get those stitched and buffed by tomorrow's race. Bertstrips in 22nd, and Team Reaper in 23rd. I can hear Billy screaming from here, and I'm behind three inches of glass! The Paranormal Preteens take 24th, and the Addams Family roll into 25th.

Shockingly, the Queen's Finest manage to finish in 26th. God bless those old souls. Wander and Sylvia take 27th, and the North Pole Express takes 28th. Jessica and Roger Rabbit pull into 29th, looney as ever. The Original Champs claim 30th, but will need to up their game if they want to stay in the competition. Next is the Iron Giant and his buddy Hogarth in 31st. Finally, rolling in at 32nd, it's Sarah Bellum and Helloooooooo Nurse!

Now, a segment was planned for after the winners were announced where we would show some of the more entertaining failures the losers endured. But between the clownings, the devourings, the racers who've gone missing, and everything else, PR has determined the segment to be "in poor taste". I can't say I disagree.

Well, someone is frantically knocking on my door right now, so I'm gonna take a minute to answer them. Stay on the line!

Yes? How so? Yeah, I remember them. You're serious! Oh, the audience is gonna love this. Of course.

Folks, it appears I have unwittingly misinformed you. After the race was announced, it was discovered that Scratch and Grounder were attached to the back of the Iron Giant! They had attempted to slow it down using a giant magnet and had gotten themselves stuck! And since they were with the Giant when it crossed the finish line, they are the rightful occupants of 32nd place. So give it up for Scratch and Grounder: Winners by Technicality!

Well, that'll do it for tonight! Tune in tomorrow where our racers strap on their skimpiest swimsuits and sail across Clam Lagoon! It's all happening on the way out Wacky Races! This is your announcer, signing off!

>>429735
Red: What a load of bull crap. We did our very best achieved so much while they just made asses out of themselves.
Purple: It was so close too. What the hell happened?

>making me choose between Shake & Monarch and Calvin & Hobbes
FUCK

Hello there! I’m back from the whole Troll debacle. So what did I miss?

>>429778
Well, might as well look around this train. Maybe we'll find other people.

>>429687
Can we throw people INTO the bonfire?

>>429621
I voted for you… cause of your <hic> your beautiful wife you microscopic insect

>>429737
>"Sorry Mr. The Monarch. In our defense... we were up against Santa. That's a no-win scenario right there, and honestly a guy who can circle the entire globe in a single night while stopping for cookie breaks at each house was gonna be tough to beat."
>"I'll be cheering you and Mrs. The Monarch on though!"
>>429735
>"Hey Al, congrats on your win! Wish I could be out there on the waves with you."
>"Well... not gonna lie and say I'm not a bit bummed. We definitely gave it our all though, I wanted to make sure even if we won we'd make Santa happy by giving out a few presents at the start and trying to keep things a little more festive. But Klaus was always gonna be tough to beat."
>"If he gets me and Jack something good for Christmas, I think I'll be just fine. Least we don't have to worry about a bomb on the track anymore."
>>429748
>"That's rough, dude. There's always next time though, I'll make sure to root for you in Mr. /co/ when it comes around again. But first, I think we could BOTH use pizza."
>"As for the gods, I just realized: don't those guys know Chel? The girl who the Queen of Mars beat in Ms. /co/?"
>>429761
>"I'm gonna stick around for a while. Definitely don't wanna miss out on the rest of the race and see what happens!"
>>429715
>"Pssst..." >>429714

>>429773
>Look at poor inocent Mr. Mumbles. His father died in a tragic misunderstanding and his Mother is being held hostage by these foul demons! HOW CAN YOU SAY NO TO THAT FACE?!?

>She ATE her father Dan, and she didn't even know she had a Mother til yesterday, she thought YOU were the mom....especially after that-

>>429687
We'll definitely be there! See you soon, Chef!

>>429792
You're welcome, I thought the Salad Fingers font suited it

Sadly they didn’t make it but hopefully they don’t mind the ride home.

>>429790
A ton of people died

>>429677
>>429714
>This

>>429796
I’m pretty sure they are.

And I’ll root for you in Ms. /co/, here’s hoping we can get the gold one day!

>>429797
>Don't say it Chris.

>Iiiiiitttttttt

>I'm warning you.

>waaaaaaaaas

>SHUT IT!

>Alright alright........

>Anyway, as I was saying to you before I was so rudely interupte-

>It was the middle of town, on a Dublin Night, all bored with the British Rats.
>And a lad walked in, drunk fun then began, and I realized it was a cat.

>SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CHRIS!

>>429797
Awwww, look at the little guy. He looks so cute and innocent. Hey Mr. Mumbles look, it's me, your mama Samantha.

Hey, I think we hit a couple of squirrels on our way here. So uh, maybe keep an eye out unless you like scraping fur and guts off of your ride. ANYWAY, I'm looking for a, uh... Gwenpool and Jack Spicer. Got a message for 'em from someone important.

>>429735
Krabs is a little... indisposed right now, but I can tell you why people should vote SCAM Inc. We have a history of success. I don't have Gene's history with the little green guy, but from what I've heard about the Chum Bucket, it's barely a business. I don't think it's had a single customer in years. Investing your vote in it, even for a joke, is absolutely bananas.

SCAM is very active in the community. Why, I've even been mentoring an effeminate little redheaded kid in funny clothes recently. And we have a track record of satisfied customers. What other choice is there but SCAM Inc? Also, we'll give anyone who votes SCAM and refers a friend who also votes SCAM Inc. 15% off the new Scamdroid, and a sneak peak of our upcoming streaming service, Scammy+. So stay tuned, and vote SCAM!