EUGENE KRABS! THE DAY OF RECKONING HAS COME! TODAY, AT LONG LAST, OUR ETERNAL RIVALRY SHALL BE PUT TO THE FINAL AND ULTIMATE TEST: THE FICKLE WHIMS OF A FEW DOZEN INTERNET DWELLERS! WHEN YOU INEVITABLY AND DECISIVELY FAIL, I, PLANKTON, SHALL AT LONG LAST HAVE THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA FOR GOOD! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>429626 I have some writefaggotry for this >When the clown bomb went off, Jack succumbed to the fumes. Unlike many others, he never awoke. > In his rage and grief Simon steered their vehicle directly into the path of the oncoming Infinity Train, failing to stop it but succeeding in annihilating them both. > They are survived by a newborn daughter, left behind in Feudal Japan.
i'm sorry spang geers. the great spear and fang are no more. the orange and yellow fur people have triumphed. we must return to our home now. we must take them and place them now within the cave of rest. i'm sorry fellow spang geers. i'm sorry, great spear and fang. goodbye to all, for we must mourn.
>>429627 >>429613 >>429624 >"Awwww... it's not like I was gonna feel happy about beating SANTA CLAUS, but I was hoping to make it to the 3rd Round at least." >"Well, hopefully this at least means we're for sure on the Nice List, I can be a good loser." >"Lots of our friends are out too. Mr. Blacksad, Jack's maybe-dad, Henchmen 21... Spear and flippin' FANG?!" >"At least Jerry, Alastor, Mr. The Monarch and his wife are still in the race, that's good!"
Decepticons our first raid was a success. Not only have we gained a fair amount of energy for our largest creation, we also got technology from the Irken race. To this we shall drink and celebrate until tomorrow.
>Howard: And we are back with the end of round 2 and the beginning of round 3! >Kreese: Let's see who sank and who swimmed though round 2! >Howard: I think you mean swam. >Kreese: And I think you should shut the fuuuuuck up!
>Jerry: Old friend, why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost to the GETS... and now the comrades I've lost to the HONK-Bomb... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you Alfred? We've lost so many, and we've fail.!
Rate ‘Em >Duality of Frog >Heroes of Pure Heart >Queen’s Finest > Bad Things seem to happen to people who don't Vote Wilkins >Fake Santas >Assholish AS Duo >Team Reaper >Cracking Cheese Lovers >Chum Bucket >Queens of Villainy >Miser Bros >Duck Season, Rabbit Season >Bertstrips >North Pole Express >Dapper Dealers >You Stay, I Go
>Howard: The Miser Bros cooked Scrooge and Donald's goose! >Kreese: I thought that they were ducks. >Howard: They are but I'm just using the phrase goose has been cooked to- you're just fucking with me aren't you? >Kreese: Oh hell yeah!
>>429670 I’ll explain my reasoning: the last we saw of Jack before the match rolled over was his passing out from the fumes. Maybe he would’ve soon woken up as a clown but Simon was already kinda crazy, maybe he just overreacted and killed them both for no reason. We can still have other clowns
Mao Maofag here. Just wanted to say thanks to any lurking voters for actually getting my boys to round 3, I fully expected them to croak. I have to be away tomorrow, so if anyone wants to cover the two in terms of RP or at least cheer for them somehow I would be chill and appreciative.
While we wait on a bracket here's the current match ups: >Miser Bros vs Trolberg Jumpers >The Queens of Villainy vs Mighty and Powerful Gods >Bad things seem to happen to people who don't vote Wilkins vs A Game of Cat and Mouse >Dapper Dealers vs Avatars of Nemesis >SCAM Inc vs The Chum Bucket >Duck Season, Rabbit Season vs Goofy Goobers >North Pole Express vs Addams Family >Queen's Finest vs Pumpkin Heads >Bertstrips vs The Power of Two >You Stay, I Go vs Wander Over Sylvia >Cracking Cheese Lovers vs He did her right >Team Reaper vs Copper Couple >Assholish [AS] Duo vs Calving and Hobbes >Duality of Frog vs Pups of Panic >Fake Santas vs Robotnik's Robots >Heroes of Pure Heart vs Paranormal Preteens
>>429615 >>429673 >"Yeah, don't worry Jack I'm fine. Nothing hurt but my pride, but that usually bounces back. I guess the Jackmobile wasn't ready for the ocean level... all we can do now is hope the rest of the race goes better for the others." >"As for right now, I could really use some feel-good Christmas pizza." >>429686 >"Mourning for best cave-boy and best dino? Always." >>429687 >"Oh! Loser party sounds fun, I'd be up for that." >>429700 >"Ah, maybe, who knows how it might have went down? Maybe Dos Gwens could have gone farther, but still, I had a lot of fun with Jack!"
Congratulations Oswald, you actually made it to Round 3. Just for that when my plan is finally complete I won’t to anything horrible to you or anyone affiliated with you. Speaking of my plan, just as I expected that Ramses would get too overconfident due to actually making it into a tournament that after the first round he would lose
>>429682 I am glad you two made it out too. I'm sure there is something that can be done about them, but sadly, we need to move on with our investigation. Good luck out there and fight to the very end!
>>429702 Oh I'm so happy for Wilkins! One good boy among them all! And only $5.99 for a can of his coffee, I'm bringing this back to the isles! >>429702 Oh yes, your highness. The depth of my failure has been deeply imparted to me. I apologize to you, my family, the academy, and the isles. (But most of all I apologize to Jackie-dear~) And damnation to all you tournament oafs! May I take my leave now, your highness?
>>429692 Well would you look at that, little ole Jerry finally got what was coming to him. You may have stopped me from ruining the wedding and getting control over your dimension once, but it won't happen again. It seems like your not having fun, but you don't have to worry. When I win this race and get control over your world, everyone's gonna learn how to party.
MINIONS! You continue to serve your Monarch well, as the intolerable Master Shake and I continue to drive this Cocoon onwards towards victory! Though I am saddened to see my Henchmen fall through... 21, 24, 69, Spear, Fang, you may return to base and I will start taking excuses and pleas for forgiveness after I finish the next track... God help me, I think I'm actually starting to get a taste for the shit the cup is putting on the Cocoon's speakers.
I am also pleased, ironically, to see good old Jerry make it another round. Do not fall just yet, WOOHP Agent, for if you were not to fall by Dastardly's incompetent hands you will not fall before my stinger personally finds its way to your old, decrepit heart.
GO FORTH, MINIONS! Dispense with the boy and his imaginary tiger, and see that my Queens do not fall before the might of these false idols! YOUR MONARCH HAS SPOKEN!
>ring ring S: HEL-LO! Stan Pines speaking! Cofounder and CFO of SCAM Inc! K: grumblegrumblegrumblePLANKTONgrumblegrumble S: Krabs. The bit. K: HELLo.. EUgene KRABS here. coFFFFFFFFFFOUNDer and CEO of SCAM Inc. which is BETTER THAN THE NEPTUNEDAMNED CHUM- S: Ahahahah, ahem, (stay on script, Gene). Say, isn't the call quality on our NEW Scamdroid phones absolutely clear and better than the competition? K: Why YES! It's the BEST phone on the market! Made by the BEST company! The company named SCAM INC! S: And chock full of features like navigation! Apps! K: And BETTER FOOD and ATMOSPHERE and ITS WIFE ISN'T A ROBOT!!! S: Ahahaha... oh boy. Well, thanks for investing in us so far, folks! We're counting on you to get us to the next round. Remember, your investment grows exponentially with each win, so vote for SCAM Inc. Also, Scamdroid phones are on sale now. Show proof of voting SCAM Inc, and you get 5% discount on your NEW Scamdroid! Anything to add, Gene? K: FUCK PLANKTON AND FUCK THE CHUM BUCKET!!!!11!! S: HOLY! Alright folks! We're all done here. Vote SCAM Inc! Gene please calm- K: PLAAAAAAAAAANKTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-- >dial tone
One way to potentially still RP as losing contestants in a way that won’t piss people off quite as much is to have them mostly just campaign for the people that are still in, kind of like Henchgwen’s original backstory
We're on the tail end of the most perilous round so far! But considering there's only two, that's not saying much. Today our 64 remaining contestants were pitted against each other in the endless wasteland outside the Infinity Train. Though there should be screaming and tears, something has tickled these racers silly! Apparently a bomb of joker gas was set in the car of an unknown competitor by a certain vigilante who chortles. In addition to inducing laughing fits, this gas also dulls motor skills and induces hallucinations. I'd be surprised if all our racers make it to the finish line. There's clowns! There's Gohms! There might even be clown Gohms! And there's our first racers arriving now!
I'd recognie that golden glare anywhere, it Sea Crab and Man Incorporated speeding into 1st place! A decontamination team is on standby for them and everyone else, but it looks like these two made it through un-flounced. The Fake Santas ride into 2nd looking unusually jolly, but it would seem their clear for now. 3rd place goes to the Heroes of Pure Heart, who seem to have gotten a full blast of the vile gas. They're getting a hood check as we speak and-yep, there's the source. That's going in a hazardous waste container and our two justice dealers are getting a trip to the medical tent.
The Power of Two takes 4th, and the Cracking Cheese Lovers continue to demonstrate their racing prowess by claiming 5th. Next is the Dapper Dealers in 6th. Bill's got a smile plastered on his face and it's weirding me out, but Alastor seems to be okay. Wilkins crosses the finish line next and takes 7th. I'm not sure if he got a whiff of the laffy gas, but those glowing eyes are really worrying me. The Mighty and Powerful Gods claim 8th, while Calvin and Hobbes follow them in 9th. Trolberg Jumpers take 10th, and they're in hysterics.
Cat and Mouse Tom and Jerry ride into 11th and show us that yes, cats can laugh. I don't think anyone was doubting that, but they sure showed us regardless. Pepe and Kermit row into 12th, while the Miser Bros ride the wind into 13th. 14th is the gassed-up Avatars of Nemesis. The Chum Bucket flies by and takes 15th, with 16th going to Bugs and Daffy. In 17th is the Queens of Villainy, and in 18th is the Goofy Goobers. Oddly, this is the closest they've been to their canon personalities all tournament.
19th is the Assholish Adult Swim Duo, and 20th is the Copper Couple. The Pumpkin Heads drive into 21st, and appear to have made humorous carvings into each other's faces. Let's hope they can get those stitched and buffed by tomorrow's race. Bertstrips in 22nd, and Team Reaper in 23rd. I can hear Billy screaming from here, and I'm behind three inches of glass! The Paranormal Preteens take 24th, and the Addams Family roll into 25th.
Shockingly, the Queen's Finest manage to finish in 26th. God bless those old souls. Wander and Sylvia take 27th, and the North Pole Express takes 28th. Jessica and Roger Rabbit pull into 29th, looney as ever. The Original Champs claim 30th, but will need to up their game if they want to stay in the competition. Next is the Iron Giant and his buddy Hogarth in 31st. Finally, rolling in at 32nd, it's Sarah Bellum and Helloooooooo Nurse!
Now, a segment was planned for after the winners were announced where we would show some of the more entertaining failures the losers endured. But between the clownings, the devourings, the racers who've gone missing, and everything else, PR has determined the segment to be "in poor taste". I can't say I disagree.
Well, someone is frantically knocking on my door right now, so I'm gonna take a minute to answer them. Stay on the line!
Yes? How so? Yeah, I remember them. You're serious! Oh, the audience is gonna love this. Of course.
Folks, it appears I have unwittingly misinformed you. After the race was announced, it was discovered that Scratch and Grounder were attached to the back of the Iron Giant! They had attempted to slow it down using a giant magnet and had gotten themselves stuck! And since they were with the Giant when it crossed the finish line, they are the rightful occupants of 32nd place. So give it up for Scratch and Grounder: Winners by Technicality!
Well, that'll do it for tonight! Tune in tomorrow where our racers strap on their skimpiest swimsuits and sail across Clam Lagoon! It's all happening on the way out Wacky Races! This is your announcer, signing off!
>>429737 >"Sorry Mr. The Monarch. In our defense... we were up against Santa. That's a no-win scenario right there, and honestly a guy who can circle the entire globe in a single night while stopping for cookie breaks at each house was gonna be tough to beat." >"I'll be cheering you and Mrs. The Monarch on though!" >>429735 >"Hey Al, congrats on your win! Wish I could be out there on the waves with you." >"Well... not gonna lie and say I'm not a bit bummed. We definitely gave it our all though, I wanted to make sure even if we won we'd make Santa happy by giving out a few presents at the start and trying to keep things a little more festive. But Klaus was always gonna be tough to beat." >"If he gets me and Jack something good for Christmas, I think I'll be just fine. Least we don't have to worry about a bomb on the track anymore." >>429748 >"That's rough, dude. There's always next time though, I'll make sure to root for you in Mr. /co/ when it comes around again. But first, I think we could BOTH use pizza." >"As for the gods, I just realized: don't those guys know Chel? The girl who the Queen of Mars beat in Ms. /co/?" >>429761 >"I'm gonna stick around for a while. Definitely don't wanna miss out on the rest of the race and see what happens!" >>429715 >"Pssst..." >>429714
>>429783 1 SCAM Inc. 74.2 2 Fake Santas 71.9 3 Heroes of Pure Heart 69.7 4 Power of Two 68.5 5 Cracking Cheese Lovers 67.4 6 Dapper Dealers 66.3 7 Wilkins 64 8 Mighty and Powerful Gods 64 9 Calvin and Hobbes 62.9 10 Trolberg Jumpers 61.8 11 Cat and Mouse 61.8 12 Duality of Frog 60.7 13 Miser Bros 59.6 14 Avatars of Nemesis 58.4 15 Chum Bucket 58.4 16 Duck Season, Rabbit Season 58.4 17 Queens of Villainy 58.4 18 Goofy Goobers 57.3 19 Assholish AS Duo 57.3 20 Copper Couple 55.1 21 Pumpkin Heads 55.1 22 Bertstrips 55.1 23 Team Reaper 55.1 24 Paranormal Preteens 53.9 25 Addams Family 53.9 26 Queen's Finest 52.8 27 Wander over Sylvia 52.8 28 North Pole Express 52.8 29 He did her right 51.7 30 OG King and Queen 50.6 31 You Stay, I Go 50.6 32 Robotnik's Robots 50.6
Hey, I think we hit a couple of squirrels on our way here. So uh, maybe keep an eye out unless you like scraping fur and guts off of your ride. ANYWAY, I'm looking for a, uh... Gwenpool and Jack Spicer. Got a message for 'em from someone important.
>>429735 Krabs is a little... indisposed right now, but I can tell you why people should vote SCAM Inc. We have a history of success. I don't have Gene's history with the little green guy, but from what I've heard about the Chum Bucket, it's barely a business. I don't think it's had a single customer in years. Investing your vote in it, even for a joke, is absolutely bananas.
SCAM is very active in the community. Why, I've even been mentoring an effeminate little redheaded kid in funny clothes recently. And we have a track record of satisfied customers. What other choice is there but SCAM Inc? Also, we'll give anyone who votes SCAM and refers a friend who also votes SCAM Inc. 15% off the new Scamdroid, and a sneak peak of our upcoming streaming service, Scammy+. So stay tuned, and vote SCAM!
>>429804 >>429809 >"OH! He's a Jack Spicer, I'm a Gwenp-.... is it safe to say that out loud yet? Black Widow was knocked out of the race, right?" >"Anyways, I'm pretty sure that's us!" >>429816 >"I gotcha fampai. I'll think of a simpler one."
>>429798 >submit a last minute team to the brackets because the team has a fun concept >all my other submissions either don’t make it in or lose at Round 1 >last minute submission not only gets a top seed but also still kicking in the tournament
>>429826 >>429828 Huh, you guys are a little old- eh, forget it. I'm close friends with the big guy in red, has a weird laugh? Anyway, he feels guilty for beating you guys. Making kids sad is like the opposite of Klaus' whole thing. And it being Christmas and all... look, you get it, right? You got bumped to the top spot on his nice list, so write him a letter and I'll make sure it gets to him.
Three times in a row I am sure Jerry and Alfred won't make it, yet they still go forward. On the other hand all my favorites have been dropped off... except for Monarch and Shake, and Alastor and Bill.
>>429734 I would gladly inform you that I still got some strenght left, Bill Cipher! I won't let you take over the earth even if its the last thing I do!
>>429737 If I am to win against my current opponents, am I sunsure when we will face off, but I guarantee you Monarch that the forces of Good will still vanquish Evil!
>OG King and Queen >The Power of Two >Mighty and Powerful Gods >Copper Couple >Heroes of Pure Heart >Assholish AS Duo >Miser Brothers (though it was a tough choice) >Goofy Goobers >North Pole Express >Cracking Cheese Lovers (another difficult decision) >Robotnik's Robots >Wilkins >SCAM Inc. (also tricky choosings) >The Avatars of Nemesis >Pumpkin Heads >Wander over Sylvia (still hot) r8 my t8t8s
>>429735 It’s quite simple, really, demonic land-dweller: Krabs is nothing more than a hack and a fraud! He doesn’t deserve that Krabby Patty Formula of his, and when I win I’ll take it and use it to produce far superior Chum Patties. In short: vote for Plankton and your stomach will thank you! >>429775 Oh my, Krabs, losing our temper, are we? Our sanity as well, perhaps? You wouldn’t have happened to take in some of that clown gas, would you? It would be rather foolish, seeing as we both breathe water, but I wouldn’t put it past you! Clearly, everyone, Krabs has lost his mental facilities and needs to be taken out of the competition for his own good. >>429771 >>429795 Thank you, thank you, your support is apprecia— What was that about my beautiful wife!?
>>429825 Okay, while we're complaining about the brackets, can we talk about the fact the Dastardly Duo who many rpers in this competition built the theme around and the team itself was the first to gain major hype before the competition even had a date are out already but the Addams Family are still kicking? They are truly the silent majority pick.
Okay, these threads are officially moving way too fast for me to monitor, so if you guys have complaints please use the feedback thread on /baw/ or holler on IRC. Also please use the post report form only for actual reports, not just "I don't like what this guy says".
>>429824 That's a lot of certainty coming from you as well, considering your already out of this thing. Just sit back and watch.
>>429842 The one that includes total control of the universe for all eternity(until the next tourney), with me as it's ultimate ruler. This doesn't include hell since you have to be dead to access it. You might have to deal with a massive increase in population size very soon, but it's nothing a few purges can't fix right?
>>428069 >>428165 >>428175 There you go, scarecrow. 3 satisfied customers. Should I dance a jig for ya too? Shine your shoes? Anyway, I'm sure you have some sleighing to do, reindeer man, so I'll leave ya to it. I got a round to win. By the way, be sure to tell your partner Stan Pines says, "Hi."
>>429842 >"Definitely checking out the Loser Party tomorrow, that sounds like a blast. I guess me and Jack could go together, huh?" >>429844 >>429860 >"They say age is just a state of mind, and I say you're never too old for presents!" >"OHMIGOSH OHMIGOSH OHMIGOSH! Santa DID put us at the top of the nice list?! Mister, I could hug you hard enough for both you AND Klaus right now!" >"I gotta find a paper and pen, but please tell Santa he's the best in case there isn't enough room for me to say it myself!" >>429845 >"Hey, I'm number 26 now! Hot dang, another promotion, I knew my hardwork in the Cocoon would pay off!" >"How'd these numbers get on our hands, anyway...?"
>>429774 MUAHAHAHA! Oh Pip, you're a boy after your own Monarch. Look at that, third day on the job and our little killer's already wanting to take a whack at the creepy French secret agent. Just hang on there sport, we'll be on to your next job before you know it. God, I wish more Henchmen showed this level of initiative. >>429796 See?! *THIS* Is why it's not worth trying to suck up to Santa. You still look at him with this childish, bright-eyed optimism about him being such a good guy, but deep down the truth is even the best of us are no better than the worst of us. Take this lesson to heart, 69, and remember it well: you can't count on that fat bastard for jack shit- >>429844 Oh way to come in and fuck up my whole fucking life lesson about disappointment I was trying to make to my Henchman, jackass!
>>429710 Yeah, you know, it does feel kind of good making it to the third round Shake. Who knows, maybe this partnership of ours wasn't the absolute DISASTER I thought it was. I'm curious to find out if even YOU'RE a big enough asshole to bully Calvin and freaking Hobbes though. I mean, I am, but that comes with the job. >>429852 You better win, Jerry, I haven't felt THIS giddy about strangling some bald motherfucker since Venture himself. When we meet on the track, I will relish every moment of pent up rage I'd been saving for our coming confrontation, so you'd best prepare for a shitstorm of biblical proportions when the Monarch has you in his sights!
>>429860 >>429885 It's Jesper and uh, no hugs needed, the letters will do just fine. Just don't ask for mustard gas or whatever. No offense, I just saw you hanging out with the guy in the butterfly costume? And he looks like the type of guy who'd ask for mustard gas.
>Dan, calm down, we'll.........wait, there IS a vortex?
>Oh please Chris, ever since Star Butterfly died peopel have been taking advantage of the HUNDREDS of haphazard portals she's left behind. Based on the glow I'd say that one goes to hell. Where were we......oh yeah...STOP HIM CHRIS, BEFORE HE RETREATS TO HIS HELLISH PALACE!
>>429866 I'm perfectly fine, Plankton. Never felt better!
Anyway, the formuler won't make your Chump Patties better, your nasty food will just make the formuler WORSE! Voting for you would be the WORST decision anyone's ever made. With a vote for Chum Bucket, we ALL lose!
>>429898 You know what, I won't take him. I'll give you chance to see who he chooses. Will it be you or me? Do you think you have what it takes to change his mind? Are you really as close as you think you are.
These are the teams that have the best shot of winning in my opinion >The Miser Bros >Hilda team (recent FOTM due to new season) >Wilkins >Tom & Jerry >Duck Season, Rabbit Season >Bertstrips >Cracking Cheese Lovers
>>429901 >CHRIS'S HE'S COME BACK! STOP MUTILATING THAT PONY FOR ONE SECOND.
>>429907 >Mr. Mumbles, it's me...daddy....well...actually your Daddy was an adrenaline junkie who you ate because I forgot to feed you again, and your mom is currently being puppetered by a dream demon because some black chick had beef with the guy we used to think was the dad, but..........oh I know you'll make the right choice.
I'll admit, when it comes to these tournaments, the two of you are a couple of my more interesting listeners and interviewees! Would you say that surprises you? I mean, the audience is just gobbling up your relationship!
>>429879 And that's a problem! Especially when it comes to races! Just how many times in the cold, dark void of space have you decided to run smack into an obstacle instead of swerving around the darned thing?
>>429894 Ha ha, well! You better hope that the animal moves in both your directions and your favor
But then again you could try the big "lure it with the carrot in front of its face trick!"
>>429883 I COULD go for a shoe shine right about now, as a matter of fact!
But my my, you could've been less snappy in your answer, you know!
>>429878 Bill....you should know that a massive increase on OUR end will have its problems...
Stan says hello, by the by.
>>429912 So.....no longer trying to end yourself, little lady?
>>429932 You see now this is exactly why I was hiding. You finding out about the great power could cause me to accidentally kill you guys somehow. So that’s why I won’t allow that as I might slip up and te- oh wait, I just did that right now… ca- can you please ignore what I just said? Pretty please? Pretty please with cheese on top?
>>429904 I didn't bother checking that, and it would help greatly if the backend wouldn't be half broken. It wasn't all one person though it was actually quite a bunch, and also some people made multiple reports.
>>429906 Most of them were just reports on people making either long arguments why they don't like this thread OR ramblings how it shouldn't be RP spam, or reports on posters being silly. As far as I'm concerned, as long as you keep this all contained in its own threads, none of that is a problem (the RP thing you'll just have to decide on yourselves, it's fine either way).
>>429910 Please use the NSFW tag when necessary, this is still a blue board.
>>429896 >"HAH! My childish, bright-eyed optimism remains intact for another year! See sir? Santa always, ALWAYS comes through. Maybe he'd even give you a chance if you tried being less Naughty for a little bit." >>429895 >"You got that right!" >"Though, now I'm unsure if it's taking place at the Cocoon or on this train..." >>429910 >"Santa is pure. PURE!" >>429897 >"Well hugs are being given regardless." >"Mr. The Monarch? He PROBABLY is. Or giant acid-spraying mechanical butterflies. Buuut you don't have to worry about me, neither of those are really my thing. I'm a simple girl with simple tastes." >"Uh... just between us and the big man, what's his stance on henching for supervillains?" >>429935 >"Well, I definitely enjoy the attention, don't get me wrong, but I guess I am a little surprised. Lots of tough competition out here to match up with, you know?"
>Howard: Hilda and Twig cut the king and queen of monsters down to size! >Kreese: Some people in the audience said it would be dangerous to let a child race against a kaiju but we said "Let them fight".
>>429960 >Wilkins Poster here, I called her in once or twice for a gag, I'm not the one with the well drawn one here, I just did the one with the scorpio shirt to buy time until my other character is taken care of
>>429935 I'm a little on edge, scarecrow. This is the most I've seen Krabs care about a race this entire tournament. His usual mutterings of "money, money, money" have been replaced with "Plankton. Plankton. Plankton." If only this Plankton guy could be banished by saying his name 3 times like the last guy. And I don't even wanna think about the next match.
>I'll admit, when it comes to these tournaments, the two of you are a couple of my more interesting listeners and interviewees! Would you say that surprises you? I mean, the audience is just gobbling up your relationship! Hey, yeah...
>>429944 >>429959 HEY KIDS! How would you like to have a tentpole series on our new streaming service, Scammy+? Or a movie deal. We'll talk options. Just lookin' for any kinda content here.
>>429935 Oh no I did the whole “carrot on the stick” thing earlier...it didn’t go as planned. Luckily I learned they like my cucumber sandwiches my mum made, so hopefully it don’t throw me off while I’m steering it.
>>429925 That's my boy! God, we have got to get you a number. You're on your way to becoming another 21 at this rate. Hey, tell you what champ: tell Chef you get TWO MRE's for dinner tonight. >>429933 Wait, for real? I thought you were like Picard: impeccable English accent but really a Frenchman. I mean WOOHP is French, right, you're based in France? >>429953 ...scathing. I don't exactly anticipate Calvin being the type of kid to warrant a real verbal beatdown... I mean we both have our thresholds... but let's try and work on that. >>429959 Bah fucking humbug. What could Santa possibly have to offer me that I don't either already have or don't but could steal? I'm a fucking supervillain with it all. Lair, Henchmen, and married to the objectively hottest piece of ass this side of Cartoon and Comics. Send me all the coal he wants, I want nothing from him and there's nothing he can take from me.
>>429964 It's pretty visible in desktop but I suppose less so in the mobile quick reply where it's just a nondescript icon. I suppose the icon should be replaced, a simple "18+" could work better, but it's hard to get it looking good at that small size.
>>429968 A post about this ruining the board and how it should stay in /trash/, to be honest I couldn't even tell if they meant plus4chan /co/ or 4chan /co/. One of those posts got reported. I think there were a few of them?
>>429982 Well, we have agencies everywhere around the globe, but our second favourite are at Paris... though we did have a lot of reparations to pay when we made the Eiffel Tower disappear for a minute.
>>429991 not him, but he went crazy from the clown gas and the ghoms. Jack passed out from the gas, Simon thought he was dead, and Simon then drives their motorcycle into the train in an attempt at revenge. Simon dies, Jack lives, they have a daughter in Japan. That daughter must be the ancestor of Chris.
>>429989 >A post about this ruining the board and how it should stay in /trash/ If that was my post that got reported, it was a reply to a suggestion for a separate rp thread, which I assumed was for a future tourney. I only mentioned /trash/ because of plus4chan's image limit. If that was in the report itself, they're using what I said to make false reports, which pisses me off.
>>430000 They Bill are you still a furry? Anyways what you did really isn’t all that lucky, a quad here is the equivalent of a trip in regular /co/. You should be seeking the 33333 that’ll eventually happen soon
>>429998 Yeah that sounds like the posts I was thinking of. I don't know why it got reported. Actually a lot of posts got reported as rule breaking for shit like calling someone else stupid. The old plus4chan rules did specifically state "Don't be an idiot" but that's not really enforcable.
The image limit shouldn't be an issue now, I changed it so pinned threads have no limits. Unless you mean the "image can only appear once per board" thing, which isn't stopping anyone.
Maybe if you consider making this a regular thing, next time I could set up a separate board for it, then TagTeamAnon could moderate it himself and archiving would be a simply thing. Maybe then it would be more interesting if everyone could make their own threads about it too, instead of keeping it all to a pinned thread (which grows to 1000 posts in a day).
>>429971 >"What the... you're offering me a series or a movie on streaming? ME?! Wow... leave it to a race to keep your heart moving at a mile a minute, so much at once. I've never even heard of Scammy+ before now but I'll take it!" >"Does the budget call for live-action or animated? Will it be an accessible platform? I had a few ideas lined up I could pass..." >>429981 >"That the bald kid you told me you hench on weekends? Maybe send him a Christmas gift to make up for it if betrayal got you feeling down." >>429982 >"Well... I guess Santa doesn't really 'take' things away, he just either gives out good things or bad things. If Krampus is real though, that'd be something to watch out for." >"It just comes down to what I said earlier sir: if you keep fighting the Christmas spirit, it WILL fight back. You're setting yourself up to get Grinch'd hard this way."
>>430019 wait, everyone what if we hold EXTRA tournaments here? Like, I dunno, a genuine couples’ tourney, or a trio tourney? I don’t mean any time soon, but in a month or two. People have expressed interest in holding tournaments composed of larger groups, and this could be a way to do it, even if we only did it once.
>>429984 simon's not dead, just missing. he needs to survive until he and jack do the do and pop out a baby chris (which I assume will be taken care of offthread in the timespan between the end of this tournament and the beginning of next year's ms. /co/)
>Dan taunts Mao Mao for losing in Mr Co and the Doujin incident, and calls upon the Irish again.
>Honestly, Dan is very quiet this round, is opponent is a pair of Lame Ducks who never do anything at all, probably because they're too drunk/stoned and don't give a shit....inator.
>Mostly just the same routine as Mr. /co/
>At the tail end of the round though, it's implied Mao Mao might be Mr. Mumbles father, and Dan brags he was a better parent.
------------------ Round 2 ----------------- >The Mr Mumbles issue is pushed.
>Eggman, desperate to buy Wilkins coffee to keep out of danger and needing cash, forces Dr. Piper and Dr. Dewey to lie, and fakes a DNA test, tricking Dan and Mao Mao into thinking THEY were the parents.
>This is so he can write a Rock Opera, The Baby is Mew, about the events.
>Dan and Mao Mao are shocked, but both consider it briefly plausible. They've been in similar areas.
>They hate the album though.
>Eventually holes get poked. Dan likes em young, is straight, and didn't have access to the Booba juice at the time and couldn't have produced the egg....and was busy fucking Amity "Star of the Cunty Down" in Edinburgh.
>Eggman confesses, suffers a mental breakdown, and runs off elsewhere to deal with his own problems.
>Mao Mao and Dan argue and mock each other a bit, but eventually it's revealed Mr. Mumbles IS Samantha's(who is currently being held hostage by Grace, who hired the Imposter to throw the others off her track.), but the father is unknown.
>Mao Mao attempts to track down Samantha, but they did distracted when Danger Mouse reveals HE'S THE DAD. He used to do...ehem, massage therapy, for uh, Samantha. Yeah.
>Mr Mumbles feels confused and eventuallys molests and eats her own father.
>During the confusion, Samantha escapes Grace by making a deal with Bill Cipher, but becomes possessed by him in exchange, making things worse.
>Dan takes a break to fuck Hortence.
>Dan and Mao Mao are too busy fighting Ramses and Zim at the time, and Bill eventually uses the disguise to kidnap Mr Mumbles.
>Dan faces the abyss, pondering if people love him enough to keep him alive.
------------ ROUND 3 ------------- >They do.
>Alive and well, (Zim having died from a combination of Mumbles Litter, Megashit, and Hellsquirts being in his engine causing him to float into deep space and die, and Ramses unable to kill a holy cat in his religion) , Dan goes back to grab Chris and make a beeline for Cipher.
>Cipher escapes using a pony portal left open by the late Star Butterfly(so careless), taking Mr. Mumbles to hell, and presumably Alastors fortress.
And that's pretty much the present. Dan is currently forming a plan to go to hell himself and take them back himself, but can't tell Chris until they do some research first.
>>429984 simon's not dead, just missing. he needs to survive until he and jack do the do and pop out a baby chris (which I assume will be taken care of offthread in the timespan between the end of this tournament and the beginning of next year's ms. /co/)
>>430039 If we advertised VERY carefully (eg, “announcement, there’s a couples tourney happening over here, PLEASE no discussion or participation in this thread”) we might be able to do it on /co/ like two months from now. If it’s too risky jeopardizing the main tournaments, though, I understand. >>430037 Yeah, even just one extra one in the space between now and September would be fun.
>>430039 This is the catch 22 here If we stay in here and do it, no mention in the other boards then we'll get like 5 voters and that's not a contest If we kamikaze threads to bring people over like we did this we significantly risk Mr/Ms /co/ by extending the spam of tournaments. And that's NOT worth it in any regard, I'd let this tournament stay dead to keep those two I'd like to see those happen at some point because I think they are nifty ideas but for the next year we have to keep it low and not have any tournament attempts until Ms /co/ in September
>>430042 I’d only support this if the tourneyrunners could use the experience to tweak the rules to make things run smoother, add security, and since it could potentially cause less trouble in the main ones. Adding more security, or getting more people to help things less stressful so the tourney runner doesn’t quit before the semifinals. Though if Ms co doesn’t happen then there would be no point.
>>430055 Just find a characteristic of them and emphasize it Also do small roleplay stuff and banter, you don't need to do the long arcs people are doing. I find it way more fun to pick up a character for a few posts when they fit in and put out some lines then do 24/7 immersion in that character
Honestly I'm hoping this is the last time we do big arc RPing. Mr /co/ scared off alot of people(especially the Jon shit stuff), and this....well we don't really have a choice given what fusefag did, but I'm HOPING with next years Ms /co/ it backs down a little
>>430064 The truth is drama prevents the boring lulls where RP forms Ms /co/ is too fast pace and people obsessed over the results and Peru made sure no rp would happen in large amounts Mr /co/ was too calm and that's why it started forming
>>430062 Not Peru, they care about cooming to their newest toy. Most people are content with good personality characters in mr /co/ where most aren't sexually attracted to them, and that's how Tom Cat wins a tournament However that doesn't mean there's people who don't try to rig it for their favorite character or girls for their husbando. Look at the Cap. America accident where the tourney runner was trying to rig it
>>430046 >Oh, it's you two........I presume the situation with your Burger girl didn't work out?
>I don't want to talk about it.
>Look guys, I'm in serious trouble as is. Wilkins Coffee is sold out everywhere, and people who aren't drinking it are dropping like flies. Wilkins little green haired elf is on the TV all day, and I've heard rumors he's planning something big.
>>430080 No, because the lesson of every Christmas story is it's about family and caring. But if we save all the presents, that lesson will not be learned and people will be caught up in materialism. So we're still the bad guys in the end.
>>430026 >"Aw, that's cute! First tablet!" >"...you said you fought a bunch of monks right? Hope that isn't like, against an oath or anything. Does texting count as breaking a vow of silence?" >>430029 >"I-I'm not! Not looking in anyone's mouth, gift horse accepted! Hehe..." >"I'll get back to working on that letter and just be extra sure to mention I'll be on best behavior next year. And junk." >>430069 >"Me too. Simon was always so busy going on about GETS I'm not sure I ever picked up the rules of the train."
>>430030 Yeah yeah, gruesome, we know your deal. No touchy the red man, I got it. No rule against whipping your keister in a race though! And if we ever face off, that's exactly what we're gonna do.
>>430020 >"Does the budget call for live-action or animated? Will it be an accessible platform? I had a few ideas lined up I could pass..." Sure doll, whatever you want. You let me and old man Krabs worry about the budget, the important part is showcasing "you". And Jack, of course. You're the heart of this thing so the more "you" it is, the better. Don't worry about giving bad idea, people will watch anything anyway!
I'm thinking though... a movie. Yeah, something bite-sized people can enjoy on a date or on a flight. They can play it on repeat at gyms and nursing homes! Then segue into a tie-in series for the binge watchers. We're looking at a real cash cow here, Gwen! Franchise potential! Just shoot me your ideas and we'll see what we can do.
I’m surprised people actually think Dan and Criss have a shot against The Dapper Dealers.
Alastor is in the top 10 favourite /co/ characters of this year and Bill Cipher is Bill cipher. They’ll sweep to top 8 easy as fuck.
Dan and Chris are a jerk and an idiot from one of MLP’s sister shows, I don’t get the appeal, I think it’s shit, and the fact they beat Zim is....I dunno, I guess people didn’t Like the Zim comics or something......point is it’s not because of Dan
>>430000 You've been wrong before, eyeball. And stop looking at me like that! I can't take you seriously in that form!
>>430086 You and Gwen are the heart and soul of this thing, kid! Nothing can come between that! Tell ya what, kid. I'm gonna go have the nicest, longest, sloppiest old man sleep. You kids can talk it out amongst yourselves, come up with a name, whatever. We can pick this up later, capisce?
>>430086 >"Oh, neat, monks can use phones and stuff. In retrospect I should have figured, 'Dr. Strange' had a whole bit with that." >>430085 >"I don't know about ALL that. I've seen bad ideas sink a show pretty quick and I don't have a lot to fall back on." >"But I definitely like a movie! Probably animated over live-action, don't wanna have to move to Ms. /tv/. Can we skip the origin story? Everyone's sick of origin stories." >>430086 >"Yeah, we're totally in it together! Maybe you can get that redemption arc you told me you got gipped out of." >>430089 >"Well, I had a number before any of this, but that's probably not what these mean. Mine went down earlier from 32 to 26, I hope it isn't a score and it means I'm losing points."
>>430063 The real, high-effort solution I saw mentioned during the nadir of the ms /co/ debacle was to create an actual website dedicated to hosting the tournament, which would allow for things like changing passwords or IP checks I think—does anyone else remember that? But more importantly, it might allow for the whole process to be more automated, so that you wouldn’t need someone like Tag Team to write down every team entry during the nomination phase—instead, there’d be a form that would automatically enter the team every time it got eight votes within a two-hour period or something like that, and other parts of the tourney running could be automated as well. That would take the pressure off the organizers a lot.
>>429995 Well, next time I call you a Frenchie, feel free to correct me instead of making look like a jackass, Jerry. God, I had so many jokes that just don't make any sense anymore! >>430020 The hell's a Krampus? Anyways, to that I say: bring it on, Yuletide specters! The Mighty Monarch bows before no unseen festive force, I am control of my own destiny be it any holiday! Fuck Santa, and fuck all of your holiday karmic redemption bullshit! ...Christmas party and holiday bonus is still on as per scheduled, not giving that up. Just you know, saying: fuck Santa.
Anyways, MINIONS! Rise and shine, my loyal followers, for a new day has dawned upon the glistening track sprawled out before your glorious leader! Our forces may have been culled, but I want every Henchmen on the front line voting our way to victory! The choices have been thinned so the job will be easier: my glorious queen and her alien partner, as well as myself and Shake. THAT'S IT! Now get to it!
Oh, and also throw a few votes Jerry's way too. I want that bald schmutz to fall by my hands personally at almost any cost...
>Bertstrips: Bert and Ernie >Robotnik's Robots: Scratch and Grounder >Dapper Dealers: Bill Cipher and Alastor >Duality of Frog: Pepe and Kermit >Bad things seem to happen to people who don't Vote Wilkins: Wilkins and Wontkins >Cracking Cheese Lovers: Wallace and Gromit >Paranormal Preteens: Dipper Pines and Dib Membrane >SCAM Inc: Mr Krabs and Stanley Pines >North Pole Express: Klaus and Jesper >Queens of Villainy: Queen Tyrahnee and Dr. Ms. The Monarch >Duck Season, Rabbit Season: Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny >Assholish AS Duo: Monarch and Master Shake >Team Reaper: Billy and Mandy >Pumpkin Heads: Jack O Latern and Headless Horseman >Miser Bros: Snow Miser and Heat Miser >You Stay, I Go: Hogarth and The Iron Giant
>>430122 >"Not in person, but now you mention it I might have seen a few pics of that online. I thought they were just being ironic!" >"And it's no problem dude, you had my back plenty of times. I think it'd be great, and who doesn't like the big bucks? No one, that's who!" >>430125 >"Oh no... all I can say is don't say I didn't try to warn you. Also wow, a holiday bonus? That's pretty cool of you sir, wasn't expecting that." >"As for Krampus, he's like this evil half-goat demon Santa who goes around punishing all the naughty kids while Santa rewards the nice ones. He's pretty hardcore for Christmas-" >>430128 >"EEP!" >>430129 >"Oh man, my score went down to 0! That can't be good." >"'Gwen/pol/'...? That sounds like my really controversial anti-Semitic alter ego."
*Rips up Wacky Races memory album* Stupid book! Why do I even keep it around!? It's only a constant reminder of my humiliation! Nostalgia was not enough? Not even the janny's nuke could take out most of my detractors? They're like damn cockroaches! Well, if old memories aren't enough then maybe some good old fashioned trickery is what is required! I may have lost, but you can all be damn well certain none of you will get a chance either! To the airship, Muttley! We have conniving to do! >>430153 I don't know about you, but I won't just sit around and take it! >>430158 Maybe is right! There may not be a next year! Well AI'm not taking that chance!
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>>430165 Now that does sound scary... Listen here, I'm making sure my friend is on his best behavior. If you don't behave yourselves, I'll make sure to hand you to Dr. Finklestein, and he's been aching to find out what makes you two tick!
>>430164 C'mon Miguel, that Wilkins coffee that Zone-Tan lady is peddling must be worth a fortune. Have you seen how much the Wilkins Coffee bible sells for? We might actually have a chance to strike it rich this time.
>>430160 We do not pretend, your cream and sugariness, we are the real deal and if you mess with us then we'll unleash our Heavenly power on you!
>>430161 Its not a contraption, it is but an extension of our limitless power! We provide them to the youth as a show of our humility.
>>430152 >"Oh! That's really nice of you, Mr. God sir, but I don't know about how I feel about converting to... what was the name of your religion? Tulioism? Miguelanity?" >"Also you're currently racing against my boss' wife and I think he'd be pretty cheesed if she lost..."