The 2’s A /co/ tourney is a single elimination tournament where teams of 2 duke it out for both the glory of being the best tag team as well as snazzy and horribly inefficient championship belts.
EUGENE KRABS! THE DAY OF RECKONING HAS COME! TODAY, AT LONG LAST, OUR ETERNAL RIVALRY SHALL BE PUT TO THE FINAL AND ULTIMATE TEST: THE FICKLE WHIMS OF A FEW DOZEN INTERNET DWELLERS! WHEN YOU INEVITABLY AND DECISIVELY FAIL, I, PLANKTON, SHALL AT LONG LAST HAVE THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA FOR GOOD! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
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>>429605 SammyWammy here. I am so sorry. I was in a rush so i made those threads as fast as i could. Not only that but my clock is ahead so i thought i had to make those threads earlier than i had to.
>>429626 I have some writefaggotry for this >When the clown bomb went off, Jack succumbed to the fumes. Unlike many others, he never awoke. > In his rage and grief Simon steered their vehicle directly into the path of the oncoming Infinity Train, failing to stop it but succeeding in annihilating them both. > They are survived by a newborn daughter, left behind in Feudal Japan.
i'm sorry spang geers. the great spear and fang are no more. the orange and yellow fur people have triumphed. we must return to our home now. we must take them and place them now within the cave of rest. i'm sorry fellow spang geers. i'm sorry, great spear and fang. goodbye to all, for we must mourn.
>>429604 Badgerclops! We... w-we made it out before the explosion! And we actually tipped the Pharaoh's car over on our way out! It's a miracle! But where are the other detectives?
>Jessica and Roger up against Wallace and Gromit Damn. I was rooting for them, but I don't think they're making it after this round. Damn good opponent to lose to, though.
>>429637 It's a clown bomb, they are supposed to wake up as killer clowns my dude. It would not surprise me if that's when Chris is conceived, that would explain a lot
>>429627 >>429613 >>429624 >"Awwww... it's not like I was gonna feel happy about beating SANTA CLAUS, but I was hoping to make it to the 3rd Round at least." >"Well, hopefully this at least means we're for sure on the Nice List, I can be a good loser." >"Lots of our friends are out too. Mr. Blacksad, Jack's maybe-dad, Henchmen 21... Spear and flippin' FANG?!" >"At least Jerry, Alastor, Mr. The Monarch and his wife are still in the race, that's good!"
>>429662 Yes. Maybe that's why Ramses steered left at the wrong time and did not run them over >>429659 Clown bomb ain't supposed to fail man, I wanted more clown edits
Not having a bracket is really cooking my noodle doing the recap...it's easier than my brain is making it out to be, but I'm trying not to erroneously say who's in which matchup.
Decepticons our first raid was a success. Not only have we gained a fair amount of energy for our largest creation, we also got technology from the Irken race. To this we shall drink and celebrate until tomorrow.
>For Free is gone >Ineptive Invaders is gone >Big Bads of Video Land is gone >Dastardly Duo is gone >The Warner Bros is gone >Like Father, Like Son is gone
What the fuck? Also, I was right about Klaus and Jesper pulling through against Jack and GwenPool. I was just off by two percent.
>>429648 Were up against each other in this match you raging idiot. We can settle it after it concludes. This body will remain mine if you lose, so you better try your best.
>Howard: And we are back with the end of round 2 and the beginning of round 3! >Kreese: Let's see who sank and who swimmed though round 2! >Howard: I think you mean swam. >Kreese: And I think you should shut the fuuuuuck up!
>Jerry: Old friend, why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost to the GETS... and now the comrades I've lost to the HONK-Bomb... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you Alfred? We've lost so many, and we've fail.!
Rate ‘Em >Duality of Frog >Heroes of Pure Heart >Queen’s Finest > Bad Things seem to happen to people who don't Vote Wilkins >Fake Santas >Assholish AS Duo >Team Reaper >Cracking Cheese Lovers >Chum Bucket >Queens of Villainy >Miser Bros >Duck Season, Rabbit Season >Bertstrips >North Pole Express >Dapper Dealers >You Stay, I Go
>>429680 Well for starters, there's no need to be like that. Secondly, as far as i know that wasn't decided. Correct me if i'm wrong and try to be polite about it.
>Howard: The Miser Bros cooked Scrooge and Donald's goose! >Kreese: I thought that they were ducks. >Howard: They are but I'm just using the phrase goose has been cooked to- you're just fucking with me aren't you? >Kreese: Oh hell yeah!
>>429670 I’ll explain my reasoning: the last we saw of Jack before the match rolled over was his passing out from the fumes. Maybe he would’ve soon woken up as a clown but Simon was already kinda crazy, maybe he just overreacted and killed them both for no reason. We can still have other clowns
Mao Maofag here. Just wanted to say thanks to any lurking voters for actually getting my boys to round 3, I fully expected them to croak. I have to be away tomorrow, so if anyone wants to cover the two in terms of RP or at least cheer for them somehow I would be chill and appreciative.
>>429604 >Voting for Hilda and Twig during the whole tournament >now I have to choose between the Miser Bros or the Trolberg Jumpers Why must you hurt me like this?
>>429699 Good reasoning, but it would be better to just kill off Simon since he's dead in canon and was resurrected for this. I want Ashi and clown Jack to meet during the afterparty thread
While we wait on a bracket here's the current match ups: >Miser Bros vs Trolberg Jumpers >The Queens of Villainy vs Mighty and Powerful Gods >Bad things seem to happen to people who don't vote Wilkins vs A Game of Cat and Mouse >Dapper Dealers vs Avatars of Nemesis >SCAM Inc vs The Chum Bucket >Duck Season, Rabbit Season vs Goofy Goobers >North Pole Express vs Addams Family >Queen's Finest vs Pumpkin Heads >Bertstrips vs The Power of Two >You Stay, I Go vs Wander Over Sylvia >Cracking Cheese Lovers vs He did her right >Team Reaper vs Copper Couple >Assholish [AS] Duo vs Calving and Hobbes >Duality of Frog vs Pups of Panic >Fake Santas vs Robotnik's Robots >Heroes of Pure Heart vs Paranormal Preteens
>>429615 >>429673 >"Yeah, don't worry Jack I'm fine. Nothing hurt but my pride, but that usually bounces back. I guess the Jackmobile wasn't ready for the ocean level... all we can do now is hope the rest of the race goes better for the others." >"As for right now, I could really use some feel-good Christmas pizza." >>429686 >"Mourning for best cave-boy and best dino? Always." >>429687 >"Oh! Loser party sounds fun, I'd be up for that." >>429700 >"Ah, maybe, who knows how it might have went down? Maybe Dos Gwens could have gone farther, but still, I had a lot of fun with Jack!"
Congratulations Oswald, you actually made it to Round 3. Just for that when my plan is finally complete I won’t to anything horrible to you or anyone affiliated with you. Speaking of my plan, just as I expected that Ramses would get too overconfident due to actually making it into a tournament that after the first round he would lose
>>429682 I am glad you two made it out too. I'm sure there is something that can be done about them, but sadly, we need to move on with our investigation. Good luck out there and fight to the very end!
>>429711 >>Bad things seem to happen to people who don't vote Wilkins vs A Game of Cat and Mouse >>SCAM Inc vs The Chum Bucket It's about to get heated in here. The decision is going to get tough
>>429705 I'm out. This competition made me realize there are people out there willing to give Scruffy the time of day and Scruffy now thinks working for free let people live in my head rent free.
So have fun with your incest porn and poop sock, faggot.
>>429702 Oh I'm so happy for Wilkins! One good boy among them all! And only $5.99 for a can of his coffee, I'm bringing this back to the isles! >>429702 Oh yes, your highness. The depth of my failure has been deeply imparted to me. I apologize to you, my family, the academy, and the isles. (But most of all I apologize to Jackie-dear~) And damnation to all you tournament oafs! May I take my leave now, your highness?
>>429692 Well would you look at that, little ole Jerry finally got what was coming to him. You may have stopped me from ruining the wedding and getting control over your dimension once, but it won't happen again. It seems like your not having fun, but you don't have to worry. When I win this race and get control over your world, everyone's gonna learn how to party.
MINIONS! You continue to serve your Monarch well, as the intolerable Master Shake and I continue to drive this Cocoon onwards towards victory! Though I am saddened to see my Henchmen fall through... 21, 24, 69, Spear, Fang, you may return to base and I will start taking excuses and pleas for forgiveness after I finish the next track... God help me, I think I'm actually starting to get a taste for the shit the cup is putting on the Cocoon's speakers.
I am also pleased, ironically, to see good old Jerry make it another round. Do not fall just yet, WOOHP Agent, for if you were not to fall by Dastardly's incompetent hands you will not fall before my stinger personally finds its way to your old, decrepit heart.
GO FORTH, MINIONS! Dispense with the boy and his imaginary tiger, and see that my Queens do not fall before the might of these false idols! YOUR MONARCH HAS SPOKEN!
>tfw my team would've won hadn't it been for the janny that caused the tournament to retreat to this site, resulting in a decrease in voter turnout and thus vastly increasing the likelihood of upsets
>>429727 Even better if he turns up alive and preggers from Ian's pills just before Ashi and Jack share a reconciliation kiss. Jack can never be free of yandere admirers
>>429604 NO! NO! I WANTED TO FACE ZIM, NOT SOMEONE'S DUMB PET! Although... Zim losing and floating in space while surrounded by poop isn't so bad... BUT I WANTED TO DEFEAT HIM!
>>429737 Mr Monarch sir, you know what else this means? It means your curse is broken! You passed a round 2! Oh this is just wonderful! Let us celebrate by attacking French people!
>ring ring S: HEL-LO! Stan Pines speaking! Cofounder and CFO of SCAM Inc! K: grumblegrumblegrumblePLANKTONgrumblegrumble S: Krabs. The bit. K: HELLo.. EUgene KRABS here. coFFFFFFFFFFOUNDer and CEO of SCAM Inc. which is BETTER THAN THE NEPTUNEDAMNED CHUM- S: Ahahahah, ahem, (stay on script, Gene). Say, isn't the call quality on our NEW Scamdroid phones absolutely clear and better than the competition? K: Why YES! It's the BEST phone on the market! Made by the BEST company! The company named SCAM INC! S: And chock full of features like navigation! Apps! K: And BETTER FOOD and ATMOSPHERE and ITS WIFE ISN'T A ROBOT!!! S: Ahahaha... oh boy. Well, thanks for investing in us so far, folks! We're counting on you to get us to the next round. Remember, your investment grows exponentially with each win, so vote for SCAM Inc. Also, Scamdroid phones are on sale now. Show proof of voting SCAM Inc, and you get 5% discount on your NEW Scamdroid! Anything to add, Gene? K: FUCK PLANKTON AND FUCK THE CHUM BUCKET!!!!11!! S: HOLY! Alright folks! We're all done here. Vote SCAM Inc! Gene please calm- K: PLAAAAAAAAAANKTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-- >dial tone
One way to potentially still RP as losing contestants in a way that won’t piss people off quite as much is to have them mostly just campaign for the people that are still in, kind of like Henchgwen’s original backstory
We're on the tail end of the most perilous round so far! But considering there's only two, that's not saying much. Today our 64 remaining contestants were pitted against each other in the endless wasteland outside the Infinity Train. Though there should be screaming and tears, something has tickled these racers silly! Apparently a bomb of joker gas was set in the car of an unknown competitor by a certain vigilante who chortles. In addition to inducing laughing fits, this gas also dulls motor skills and induces hallucinations. I'd be surprised if all our racers make it to the finish line. There's clowns! There's Gohms! There might even be clown Gohms! And there's our first racers arriving now!
I'd recognie that golden glare anywhere, it Sea Crab and Man Incorporated speeding into 1st place! A decontamination team is on standby for them and everyone else, but it looks like these two made it through un-flounced. The Fake Santas ride into 2nd looking unusually jolly, but it would seem their clear for now. 3rd place goes to the Heroes of Pure Heart, who seem to have gotten a full blast of the vile gas. They're getting a hood check as we speak and-yep, there's the source. That's going in a hazardous waste container and our two justice dealers are getting a trip to the medical tent.
The Power of Two takes 4th, and the Cracking Cheese Lovers continue to demonstrate their racing prowess by claiming 5th. Next is the Dapper Dealers in 6th. Bill's got a smile plastered on his face and it's weirding me out, but Alastor seems to be okay. Wilkins crosses the finish line next and takes 7th. I'm not sure if he got a whiff of the laffy gas, but those glowing eyes are really worrying me. The Mighty and Powerful Gods claim 8th, while Calvin and Hobbes follow them in 9th. Trolberg Jumpers take 10th, and they're in hysterics.
Cat and Mouse Tom and Jerry ride into 11th and show us that yes, cats can laugh. I don't think anyone was doubting that, but they sure showed us regardless. Pepe and Kermit row into 12th, while the Miser Bros ride the wind into 13th. 14th is the gassed-up Avatars of Nemesis. The Chum Bucket flies by and takes 15th, with 16th going to Bugs and Daffy. In 17th is the Queens of Villainy, and in 18th is the Goofy Goobers. Oddly, this is the closest they've been to their canon personalities all tournament.
19th is the Assholish Adult Swim Duo, and 20th is the Copper Couple. The Pumpkin Heads drive into 21st, and appear to have made humorous carvings into each other's faces. Let's hope they can get those stitched and buffed by tomorrow's race. Bertstrips in 22nd, and Team Reaper in 23rd. I can hear Billy screaming from here, and I'm behind three inches of glass! The Paranormal Preteens take 24th, and the Addams Family roll into 25th.
Shockingly, the Queen's Finest manage to finish in 26th. God bless those old souls. Wander and Sylvia take 27th, and the North Pole Express takes 28th. Jessica and Roger Rabbit pull into 29th, looney as ever. The Original Champs claim 30th, but will need to up their game if they want to stay in the competition. Next is the Iron Giant and his buddy Hogarth in 31st. Finally, rolling in at 32nd, it's Sarah Bellum and Helloooooooo Nurse!
Now, a segment was planned for after the winners were announced where we would show some of the more entertaining failures the losers endured. But between the clownings, the devourings, the racers who've gone missing, and everything else, PR has determined the segment to be "in poor taste". I can't say I disagree.
Well, someone is frantically knocking on my door right now, so I'm gonna take a minute to answer them. Stay on the line!
Yes? How so? Yeah, I remember them. You're serious! Oh, the audience is gonna love this. Of course.
Folks, it appears I have unwittingly misinformed you. After the race was announced, it was discovered that Scratch and Grounder were attached to the back of the Iron Giant! They had attempted to slow it down using a giant magnet and had gotten themselves stuck! And since they were with the Giant when it crossed the finish line, they are the rightful occupants of 32nd place. So give it up for Scratch and Grounder: Winners by Technicality!
Well, that'll do it for tonight! Tune in tomorrow where our racers strap on their skimpiest swimsuits and sail across Clam Lagoon! It's all happening on the way out Wacky Races! This is your announcer, signing off!
>>429735 Red: What a load of bull crap. We did our very best achieved so much while they just made asses out of themselves. Purple: It was so close too. What the hell happened?
>>429737 >"Sorry Mr. The Monarch. In our defense... we were up against Santa. That's a no-win scenario right there, and honestly a guy who can circle the entire globe in a single night while stopping for cookie breaks at each house was gonna be tough to beat." >"I'll be cheering you and Mrs. The Monarch on though!" >>429735 >"Hey Al, congrats on your win! Wish I could be out there on the waves with you." >"Well... not gonna lie and say I'm not a bit bummed. We definitely gave it our all though, I wanted to make sure even if we won we'd make Santa happy by giving out a few presents at the start and trying to keep things a little more festive. But Klaus was always gonna be tough to beat." >"If he gets me and Jack something good for Christmas, I think I'll be just fine. Least we don't have to worry about a bomb on the track anymore." >>429748 >"That's rough, dude. There's always next time though, I'll make sure to root for you in Mr. /co/ when it comes around again. But first, I think we could BOTH use pizza." >"As for the gods, I just realized: don't those guys know Chel? The girl who the Queen of Mars beat in Ms. /co/?" >>429761 >"I'm gonna stick around for a while. Definitely don't wanna miss out on the rest of the race and see what happens!" >>429715 >"Pssst..." >>429714
>>429773 >Look at poor inocent Mr. Mumbles. His father died in a tragic misunderstanding and his Mother is being held hostage by these foul demons! HOW CAN YOU SAY NO TO THAT FACE?!?
>She ATE her father Dan, and she didn't even know she had a Mother til yesterday, she thought YOU were the mom....especially after that-
>>429783 1 SCAM Inc. 74.2 2 Fake Santas 71.9 3 Heroes of Pure Heart 69.7 4 Power of Two 68.5 5 Cracking Cheese Lovers 67.4 6 Dapper Dealers 66.3 7 Wilkins 64 8 Mighty and Powerful Gods 64 9 Calvin and Hobbes 62.9 10 Trolberg Jumpers 61.8 11 Cat and Mouse 61.8 12 Duality of Frog 60.7 13 Miser Bros 59.6 14 Avatars of Nemesis 58.4 15 Chum Bucket 58.4 16 Duck Season, Rabbit Season 58.4 17 Queens of Villainy 58.4 18 Goofy Goobers 57.3 19 Assholish AS Duo 57.3 20 Copper Couple 55.1 21 Pumpkin Heads 55.1 22 Bertstrips 55.1 23 Team Reaper 55.1 24 Paranormal Preteens 53.9 25 Addams Family 53.9 26 Queen's Finest 52.8 27 Wander over Sylvia 52.8 28 North Pole Express 52.8 29 He did her right 51.7 30 OG King and Queen 50.6 31 You Stay, I Go 50.6 32 Robotnik's Robots 50.6
>Anyway, as I was saying to you before I was so rudely interupte-
>It was the middle of town, on a Dublin Night, all bored with the British Rats. >And a lad walked in, drunk fun then began, and I realized it was a cat.
Hey, I think we hit a couple of squirrels on our way here. So uh, maybe keep an eye out unless you like scraping fur and guts off of your ride. ANYWAY, I'm looking for a, uh... Gwenpool and Jack Spicer. Got a message for 'em from someone important.
>>429735 Krabs is a little... indisposed right now, but I can tell you why people should vote SCAM Inc. We have a history of success. I don't have Gene's history with the little green guy, but from what I've heard about the Chum Bucket, it's barely a business. I don't think it's had a single customer in years. Investing your vote in it, even for a joke, is absolutely bananas.
SCAM is very active in the community. Why, I've even been mentoring an effeminate little redheaded kid in funny clothes recently. And we have a track record of satisfied customers. What other choice is there but SCAM Inc? Also, we'll give anyone who votes SCAM and refers a friend who also votes SCAM Inc. 15% off the new Scamdroid, and a sneak peak of our upcoming streaming service, Scammy+. So stay tuned, and vote SCAM!
Just added the names up to date on the wikia bracket so you can have a bit of a better visual, think there isn't any errors but who knows https://mrmsco.fandom.com/wiki/Tag-Team_Tournament_2020
>>429734 Look at you. So certain you and your red friend will win. I've seen the looks of disappointment on one eyed creatures before, but seeing one with a lack of mouth will be entertaining....
>>429687 A loser's party? I have heard of no such thing.
>>429804 >>429809 >"OH! He's a Jack Spicer, I'm a Gwenp-.... is it safe to say that out loud yet? Black Widow was knocked out of the race, right?" >"Anyways, I'm pretty sure that's us!" >>429816 >"I gotcha fampai. I'll think of a simpler one."
>>429798 >submit a last minute team to the brackets because the team has a fun concept >all my other submissions either don’t make it in or lose at Round 1 >last minute submission not only gets a top seed but also still kicking in the tournament
>>429826 >>429828 Huh, you guys are a little old- eh, forget it. I'm close friends with the big guy in red, has a weird laugh? Anyway, he feels guilty for beating you guys. Making kids sad is like the opposite of Klaus' whole thing. And it being Christmas and all... look, you get it, right? You got bumped to the top spot on his nice list, so write him a letter and I'll make sure it gets to him.
Three times in a row I am sure Jerry and Alfred won't make it, yet they still go forward. On the other hand all my favorites have been dropped off... except for Monarch and Shake, and Alastor and Bill.
>>429734 I would gladly inform you that I still got some strenght left, Bill Cipher! I won't let you take over the earth even if its the last thing I do!
>>429737 If I am to win against my current opponents, am I sunsure when we will face off, but I guarantee you Monarch that the forces of Good will still vanquish Evil!
>>429829 >>429808 >CHRIS, HE'S GETTING AWAY, THE VORTEX IS OPEN! >THE WHAT? >PSSH, CHRIS, QUICK, GRAB HIM IN YOUR JOWLS AND SUCK OUT HIS HELL SPIRIT! MR MUMBLES DOESN'T HAVE MUCH TIME
>OG King and Queen >The Power of Two >Mighty and Powerful Gods >Copper Couple >Heroes of Pure Heart >Assholish AS Duo >Miser Brothers (though it was a tough choice) >Goofy Goobers >North Pole Express >Cracking Cheese Lovers (another difficult decision) >Robotnik's Robots >Wilkins >SCAM Inc. (also tricky choosings) >The Avatars of Nemesis >Pumpkin Heads >Wander over Sylvia (still hot) r8 my t8t8s
>>429735 It’s quite simple, really, demonic land-dweller: Krabs is nothing more than a hack and a fraud! He doesn’t deserve that Krabby Patty Formula of his, and when I win I’ll take it and use it to produce far superior Chum Patties. In short: vote for Plankton and your stomach will thank you! >>429775 Oh my, Krabs, losing our temper, are we? Our sanity as well, perhaps? You wouldn’t have happened to take in some of that clown gas, would you? It would be rather foolish, seeing as we both breathe water, but I wouldn’t put it past you! Clearly, everyone, Krabs has lost his mental facilities and needs to be taken out of the competition for his own good. >>429771 >>429795 Thank you, thank you, your support is apprecia— What was that about my beautiful wife!?
>>429869 Phrasing on that feels weird, Alastor and Bill Cipher are the seed favorite by a massive massive margin, not like they need hope, they can sit back on their chaufed laurels and wait.
>>429825 Okay, while we're complaining about the brackets, can we talk about the fact the Dastardly Duo who many rpers in this competition built the theme around and the team itself was the first to gain major hype before the competition even had a date are out already but the Addams Family are still kicking? They are truly the silent majority pick.
Okay, these threads are officially moving way too fast for me to monitor, so if you guys have complaints please use the feedback thread on /baw/ or holler on IRC. Also please use the post report form only for actual reports, not just "I don't like what this guy says".
>>429824 That's a lot of certainty coming from you as well, considering your already out of this thing. Just sit back and watch.
>>429842 The one that includes total control of the universe for all eternity(until the next tourney), with me as it's ultimate ruler. This doesn't include hell since you have to be dead to access it. You might have to deal with a massive increase in population size very soon, but it's nothing a few purges can't fix right?
>>429853 What's the alarm, I haven't even done anything. Yet. Look at the little guy, he's warming up to me already. I even gave him a hat that matches me.
>>428069 >>428165 >>428175 There you go, scarecrow. 3 satisfied customers. Should I dance a jig for ya too? Shine your shoes? Anyway, I'm sure you have some sleighing to do, reindeer man, so I'll leave ya to it. I got a round to win. By the way, be sure to tell your partner Stan Pines says, "Hi."
>>429842 >"Definitely checking out the Loser Party tomorrow, that sounds like a blast. I guess me and Jack could go together, huh?" >>429844 >>429860 >"They say age is just a state of mind, and I say you're never too old for presents!" >"OHMIGOSH OHMIGOSH OHMIGOSH! Santa DID put us at the top of the nice list?! Mister, I could hug you hard enough for both you AND Klaus right now!" >"I gotta find a paper and pen, but please tell Santa he's the best in case there isn't enough room for me to say it myself!" >>429845 >"Hey, I'm number 26 now! Hot dang, another promotion, I knew my hardwork in the Cocoon would pay off!" >"How'd these numbers get on our hands, anyway...?"
>>429842 Yup! Me and Twig luckily got unto a woff as they were migrating over the tournament. One thing about them though is that they are a bit “unpredictable”, so I need to be careful.
>>429774 MUAHAHAHA! Oh Pip, you're a boy after your own Monarch. Look at that, third day on the job and our little killer's already wanting to take a whack at the creepy French secret agent. Just hang on there sport, we'll be on to your next job before you know it. God, I wish more Henchmen showed this level of initiative. >>429796 See?! *THIS* Is why it's not worth trying to suck up to Santa. You still look at him with this childish, bright-eyed optimism about him being such a good guy, but deep down the truth is even the best of us are no better than the worst of us. Take this lesson to heart, 69, and remember it well: you can't count on that fat bastard for jack shit- >>429844 Oh way to come in and fuck up my whole fucking life lesson about disappointment I was trying to make to my Henchman, jackass!
>>429710 Yeah, you know, it does feel kind of good making it to the third round Shake. Who knows, maybe this partnership of ours wasn't the absolute DISASTER I thought it was. I'm curious to find out if even YOU'RE a big enough asshole to bully Calvin and freaking Hobbes though. I mean, I am, but that comes with the job. >>429852 You better win, Jerry, I haven't felt THIS giddy about strangling some bald motherfucker since Venture himself. When we meet on the track, I will relish every moment of pent up rage I'd been saving for our coming confrontation, so you'd best prepare for a shitstorm of biblical proportions when the Monarch has you in his sights!
>>429860 >>429885 It's Jesper and uh, no hugs needed, the letters will do just fine. Just don't ask for mustard gas or whatever. No offense, I just saw you hanging out with the guy in the butterfly costume? And he looks like the type of guy who'd ask for mustard gas.
>Dan, calm down, we'll.........wait, there IS a vortex?
>Oh please Chris, ever since Star Butterfly died peopel have been taking advantage of the HUNDREDS of haphazard portals she's left behind. Based on the glow I'd say that one goes to hell. Where were we......oh yeah...STOP HIM CHRIS, BEFORE HE RETREATS TO HIS HELLISH PALACE!
>>429866 I'm perfectly fine, Plankton. Never felt better!
Anyway, the formuler won't make your Chump Patties better, your nasty food will just make the formuler WORSE! Voting for you would be the WORST decision anyone's ever made. With a vote for Chum Bucket, we ALL lose!
>>429898 You know what, I won't take him. I'll give you chance to see who he chooses. Will it be you or me? Do you think you have what it takes to change his mind? Are you really as close as you think you are.
These are the teams that have the best shot of winning in my opinion >The Miser Bros >Hilda team (recent FOTM due to new season) >Wilkins >Tom & Jerry >Duck Season, Rabbit Season >Bertstrips >Cracking Cheese Lovers
>>429604 Anyone who loses the tournament can have a free cup of Wilkins Coffee and a copy of the Wilkins Coffee Bible. People who never drink it seem to always meet unfortunate accidents.
>>429712 I bet you'll be on the nice list. Santa is one of the few people on earth that I don't want to see get violated with tentacles.
>>429776 Ask Ivo to lick your feet. That should make you feel better.
>>429860 Fuck, you guys are making me ship this so hard
>>429905 Because Transformers Prime was on The Hub Network so they needed a pallet cleanser show in order to get the taste of Prime out of the viewers brain
>Wilkins-Cun is....busy, dealing with an old aquintince, so he's sent me up from hell to tell you to buy Wilkins Coffee.
>Every day, millions of people who don't drink Wilkins suffer unfortunate accidents. Wilkins not only prevents this, but also leaves you refreshed for up to two hours after ingestion.
>Wilkins Coffee: Strange Things happen to those who don't drink it.
>>429901 >CHRIS'S HE'S COME BACK! STOP MUTILATING THAT PONY FOR ONE SECOND.
>>429907 >Mr. Mumbles, it's me...daddy....well...actually your Daddy was an adrenaline junkie who you ate because I forgot to feed you again, and your mom is currently being puppetered by a dream demon because some black chick had beef with the guy we used to think was the dad, but..........oh I know you'll make the right choice.
I'll admit, when it comes to these tournaments, the two of you are a couple of my more interesting listeners and interviewees! Would you say that surprises you? I mean, the audience is just gobbling up your relationship!
>>429879 And that's a problem! Especially when it comes to races! Just how many times in the cold, dark void of space have you decided to run smack into an obstacle instead of swerving around the darned thing?
>>429894 Ha ha, well! You better hope that the animal moves in both your directions and your favor
But then again you could try the big "lure it with the carrot in front of its face trick!"
>>429883 I COULD go for a shoe shine right about now, as a matter of fact!
But my my, you could've been less snappy in your answer, you know!
>>429878 Bill....you should know that a massive increase on OUR end will have its problems...
Stan says hello, by the by.
>>429912 So.....no longer trying to end yourself, little lady?
>>429908 If you want to talk about FOTM, Monarch has a bit of it now that his show has been canceled and is heavily speculated by HBO Max that they want to revive it.
>>429924 I’m certainly not doing the "act" with a tentacle that’s for sure, well… unless that tentacles a trailer park girl in which case still no since it might to stuff to my behinds
>>429927 >inb4 “but this is a Chinese watercolor website anon” honestly in that scenario I’d put money on a Kung Fu Panda team making E8 at least, China loves that shit
>>429935 I’d say I’ve always been a crowd pleaser, heck I’m probably the thing keeping my show’s fanbase alive. Tell me, is there a Xiaolin fan alive who doesn’t like me the best?
And Gwen’s great too, I can’t exactly put that into better words than that...
>>429932 You see now this is exactly why I was hiding. You finding out about the great power could cause me to accidentally kill you guys somehow. So that’s why I won’t allow that as I might slip up and te- oh wait, I just did that right now… ca- can you please ignore what I just said? Pretty please? Pretty please with cheese on top?
>>429935 Of course not. I've founded the church of Wilkins Coffee and my one true love, Shuma Gorath, is finally going to marry me.
>>429930 Imagining Gumball being paired up with the goat from Miracle Star sends a rush of excitement in all of my sensitive parts
>>429937 Well let's pay our respects to Mr. Mumbles. Mr. Mumbles was a filthy stray cat with no manners and a whole lot of issues... that's all I've got. I'm not very good with funeral speeches.
>>429904 I didn't bother checking that, and it would help greatly if the backend wouldn't be half broken. It wasn't all one person though it was actually quite a bunch, and also some people made multiple reports.
>>429906 Most of them were just reports on people making either long arguments why they don't like this thread OR ramblings how it shouldn't be RP spam, or reports on posters being silly. As far as I'm concerned, as long as you keep this all contained in its own threads, none of that is a problem (the RP thing you'll just have to decide on yourselves, it's fine either way).
>>429910 Please use the NSFW tag when necessary, this is still a blue board.
>>429896 >"HAH! My childish, bright-eyed optimism remains intact for another year! See sir? Santa always, ALWAYS comes through. Maybe he'd even give you a chance if you tried being less Naughty for a little bit." >>429895 >"You got that right!" >"Though, now I'm unsure if it's taking place at the Cocoon or on this train..." >>429910 >"Santa is pure. PURE!" >>429897 >"Well hugs are being given regardless." >"Mr. The Monarch? He PROBABLY is. Or giant acid-spraying mechanical butterflies. Buuut you don't have to worry about me, neither of those are really my thing. I'm a simple girl with simple tastes." >"Uh... just between us and the big man, what's his stance on henching for supervillains?" >>429935 >"Well, I definitely enjoy the attention, don't get me wrong, but I guess I am a little surprised. Lots of tough competition out here to match up with, you know?"
>Howard: Hilda and Twig cut the king and queen of monsters down to size! >Kreese: Some people in the audience said it would be dangerous to let a child race against a kaiju but we said "Let them fight".
>>429957 What exactly were their long argumentive reasons for not liking the thread? Did they have any reasoning that didn't just boil down to RP complaints?
Image:160809385752.jpg(33kB, 300x300)Dan Vs Deal 9...i think...it got messy...lets say 9.jpg
>>429941 >Well Dan, we lost Mr. Mumbles to a hellbeast. You happy?
>NO I'M NOT...........this is your fault Chris.
>HOW IS THIS MY FAULT!!!
>......I'll.....decide that later. I've already come up with a plan. We go to hell, and get my cat back.
>...I'm not killing any more cyclists Dan..
>Hah! Oh Chris, Mr. Mumbles can't wait for us to get to hell like that, no....we'll have to take a shortcut. First though, we'll need to research our foes. To the library.
>>429960 >Wilkins Poster here, I called her in once or twice for a gag, I'm not the one with the well drawn one here, I just did the one with the scorpio shirt to buy time until my other character is taken care of
>>429935 I'm a little on edge, scarecrow. This is the most I've seen Krabs care about a race this entire tournament. His usual mutterings of "money, money, money" have been replaced with "Plankton. Plankton. Plankton." If only this Plankton guy could be banished by saying his name 3 times like the last guy. And I don't even wanna think about the next match.
>I'll admit, when it comes to these tournaments, the two of you are a couple of my more interesting listeners and interviewees! Would you say that surprises you? I mean, the audience is just gobbling up your relationship! Hey, yeah...
>>429944 >>429959 HEY KIDS! How would you like to have a tentpole series on our new streaming service, Scammy+? Or a movie deal. We'll talk options. Just lookin' for any kinda content here.
>>429935 Oh no I did the whole “carrot on the stick” thing earlier...it didn’t go as planned. Luckily I learned they like my cucumber sandwiches my mum made, so hopefully it don’t throw me off while I’m steering it.
>>429945 >>429948 Zone-Tan anon here. Sorry if I overdid it. I'll try and think of a way to conclude Zone-Tan's arc. I'll still stay to see who wins though.
>>429925 That's my boy! God, we have got to get you a number. You're on your way to becoming another 21 at this rate. Hey, tell you what champ: tell Chef you get TWO MRE's for dinner tonight. >>429933 Wait, for real? I thought you were like Picard: impeccable English accent but really a Frenchman. I mean WOOHP is French, right, you're based in France? >>429953 ...scathing. I don't exactly anticipate Calvin being the type of kid to warrant a real verbal beatdown... I mean we both have our thresholds... but let's try and work on that. >>429959 Bah fucking humbug. What could Santa possibly have to offer me that I don't either already have or don't but could steal? I'm a fucking supervillain with it all. Lair, Henchmen, and married to the objectively hottest piece of ass this side of Cartoon and Comics. Send me all the coal he wants, I want nothing from him and there's nothing he can take from me.
>>429976 Google. I just happened to stumble upon them by accident, and then realized that I could link Bill to Mao Mao and Dan through Samantha. It gave a lot more to do rp wise then I normally do.
>>429964 It's pretty visible in desktop but I suppose less so in the mobile quick reply where it's just a nondescript icon. I suppose the icon should be replaced, a simple "18+" could work better, but it's hard to get it looking good at that small size.
>>429968 A post about this ruining the board and how it should stay in /trash/, to be honest I couldn't even tell if they meant plus4chan /co/ or 4chan /co/. One of those posts got reported. I think there were a few of them?
>>429982 Well, we have agencies everywhere around the globe, but our second favourite are at Paris... though we did have a lot of reparations to pay when we made the Eiffel Tower disappear for a minute.
>>429991 not him, but he went crazy from the clown gas and the ghoms. Jack passed out from the gas, Simon thought he was dead, and Simon then drives their motorcycle into the train in an attempt at revenge. Simon dies, Jack lives, they have a daughter in Japan. That daughter must be the ancestor of Chris.
>>429996 I guess it’s also possible that Simon gets revived somehow if/when the race goes to hell, in order to fulfill the “divorce five years later” prophecy
>>429989 >A post about this ruining the board and how it should stay in /trash/ If that was my post that got reported, it was a reply to a suggestion for a separate rp thread, which I assumed was for a future tourney. I only mentioned /trash/ because of plus4chan's image limit. If that was in the report itself, they're using what I said to make false reports, which pisses me off.
>>430000 They Bill are you still a furry? Anyways what you did really isn’t all that lucky, a quad here is the equivalent of a trip in regular /co/. You should be seeking the 33333 that’ll eventually happen soon
>>429985 And there he lays, shot dead in the most unexpected encounter of his career But don't believe secret agents are REALLY dead, they don't get the job if they don't have tricks to perform
>>429998 Yeah that sounds like the posts I was thinking of. I don't know why it got reported. Actually a lot of posts got reported as rule breaking for shit like calling someone else stupid. The old plus4chan rules did specifically state "Don't be an idiot" but that's not really enforcable.
The image limit shouldn't be an issue now, I changed it so pinned threads have no limits. Unless you mean the "image can only appear once per board" thing, which isn't stopping anyone.
Maybe if you consider making this a regular thing, next time I could set up a separate board for it, then TagTeamAnon could moderate it himself and archiving would be a simply thing. Maybe then it would be more interesting if everyone could make their own threads about it too, instead of keeping it all to a pinned thread (which grows to 1000 posts in a day).
>>429971 >"What the... you're offering me a series or a movie on streaming? ME?! Wow... leave it to a race to keep your heart moving at a mile a minute, so much at once. I've never even heard of Scammy+ before now but I'll take it!" >"Does the budget call for live-action or animated? Will it be an accessible platform? I had a few ideas lined up I could pass..." >>429981 >"That the bald kid you told me you hench on weekends? Maybe send him a Christmas gift to make up for it if betrayal got you feeling down." >>429982 >"Well... I guess Santa doesn't really 'take' things away, he just either gives out good things or bad things. If Krampus is real though, that'd be something to watch out for." >"It just comes down to what I said earlier sir: if you keep fighting the Christmas spirit, it WILL fight back. You're setting yourself up to get Grinch'd hard this way."
>>430019 wait, everyone what if we hold EXTRA tournaments here? Like, I dunno, a genuine couples’ tourney, or a trio tourney? I don’t mean any time soon, but in a month or two. People have expressed interest in holding tournaments composed of larger groups, and this could be a way to do it, even if we only did it once.
>>430020 Yeah, I got the kid a tablet this year. Kid’s never had a lotta experience with tech so I think it’ll knock his little bald head off his shoulders.
>>430023 It's going to eventually dwindle to the same dozen anons if we do that. We will absolutely have to advertise on /co/ if we have regular tournaments.
>>429944 Ohohoho! Just keep going at it you two! I'll let you know if the listeners ever start hating the way your relations are going!
>>429947 Wonderful for you! Be sure to save me a cup for tomorrow!
>>429956 But just think about the me in THAT dimension! And the you too! Sounds like it could be troubling for the both of them that they may just march themselves on over here!
>>430014 Good to hear you again, my fellow announcer!
>>429971 Well you have my "ok" to punch Billy Boy in the eye again! Just keep those balled fists away from me! For your own good.
>>429972 They enjoy cucumber sandwiches of all things? Fascinating....
Aaaand that may be it for tonight, folks! I'll speak more with you racers tomorrow, and to all my listeners, you stay tuned on this tournament!
>>429984 simon's not dead, just missing. he needs to survive until he and jack do the do and pop out a baby chris (which I assume will be taken care of offthread in the timespan between the end of this tournament and the beginning of next year's ms. /co/)
>>429990 I'll try anon.... PRE-MR /CO/ ERA ------------------------ >Dan chasing glory and hoping to shake the stigma of the revival rumors scandal, joins Mr. /co/.
>He apparently goes to the IRA for funding because he's Irish.
>During the filing process, someone mistypes his name as Dan Vs and the show as Dan.
>The Imposter follows.
------------------ MR /CO/ ERA ------------------ >The Imposter initially causes trouble, taking advantage of the gap in the naming to impersonate Dan.
>Others notice, and soon Karkat, Dwicky, Zoidberg, dozens of pretenders show up pretending to be Dan. This leads to the "DAN RUSH", which gains him a brief edge.
>Someone offers voters Doujin to support Mao Mao.
>Dan panics, cue "DAN RUSH" and that's when he returns to his Irish roots.
>Black and Tan posting ensues. It gets Dan through the round.
>Dan plants a car bomb on Mao Mao as he leavcs, and assumes it kills the cat.
>Mao Mao has 9 lives, that just takes one.
>Dan attempts to push the Dan rush and Black and Tans posting as far as he can against the Joker.
>He even pulls out his turmp card. He's not scared of the IRS, Joker is.
>It doesn't work, Joker wins.
>Joker tries to gas Dan with his gas, but Dan's gas proof, so he just beats him up and leaves to deal with Eustace, who Dan had been PLANNING to fight with a stolen tank.
>Dan slinks off home and has fun with Hortense.
>The Imposter impersonates Dan at the wedding, and betrays the dozens of other doppelgangers, having them all killed. Karkat escapes.
------------------------------------------------------ Pre-/Tag Team -------------------------------- >Dan hears about the tourny.
>He considers inviting Dale Gribble, a fellow theorist, but goes with his good friend Chris instead.
>The Imposter is still around, but laying low.
----------------------------------------------- THIS ERA ---------- Qualifiers ------------- >Dan intially is calmer thanks to Chris.
>But the Imposter frames Dan for kidnapping Samantha, and this resparks the feud.
>Dan is proved innocent, but is confused how Mao Mao is alive from the car bomb.
>He eventually concludes he's Superman, and tries to kill him as Dr. Jerk with Uranium powder he thinks is Kryptonite. It fails.
>Dan figures out the 9 lives thing.
>Dan tells them he doesn't know about anything in Egypt, Imposter escapes to Sudan.
>Dan makes several attempts to bomb/kill Mao Mao with traps and disguises, which all fail.
>He eventually steals an estrogren serum for Elise, which turns him into a girl for 24 hours.
>It fails, and Dan spends most of the rest of the qualifiers sitting it out.
>He does however, go back home through a portal of unknown location, to grab Chris again in order to scope out the situation.
>Dan taunts Mao Mao for losing in Mr Co and the Doujin incident, and calls upon the Irish again.
>Honestly, Dan is very quiet this round, is opponent is a pair of Lame Ducks who never do anything at all, probably because they're too drunk/stoned and don't give a shit....inator.
>Mostly just the same routine as Mr. /co/
>At the tail end of the round though, it's implied Mao Mao might be Mr. Mumbles father, and Dan brags he was a better parent.
------------------ Round 2 ----------------- >The Mr Mumbles issue is pushed.
>Eggman, desperate to buy Wilkins coffee to keep out of danger and needing cash, forces Dr. Piper and Dr. Dewey to lie, and fakes a DNA test, tricking Dan and Mao Mao into thinking THEY were the parents.
>This is so he can write a Rock Opera, The Baby is Mew, about the events.
>Dan and Mao Mao are shocked, but both consider it briefly plausible. They've been in similar areas.
>They hate the album though.
>Eventually holes get poked. Dan likes em young, is straight, and didn't have access to the Booba juice at the time and couldn't have produced the egg....and was busy fucking Amity "Star of the Cunty Down" in Edinburgh.
>Eggman confesses, suffers a mental breakdown, and runs off elsewhere to deal with his own problems.
>Mao Mao and Dan argue and mock each other a bit, but eventually it's revealed Mr. Mumbles IS Samantha's(who is currently being held hostage by Grace, who hired the Imposter to throw the others off her track.), but the father is unknown.
>Mao Mao attempts to track down Samantha, but they did distracted when Danger Mouse reveals HE'S THE DAD. He used to do...ehem, massage therapy, for uh, Samantha. Yeah.
>Mr Mumbles feels confused and eventuallys molests and eats her own father.
>During the confusion, Samantha escapes Grace by making a deal with Bill Cipher, but becomes possessed by him in exchange, making things worse.
>Dan takes a break to fuck Hortence.
>Dan and Mao Mao are too busy fighting Ramses and Zim at the time, and Bill eventually uses the disguise to kidnap Mr Mumbles.
>Dan faces the abyss, pondering if people love him enough to keep him alive.
------------ ROUND 3 ------------- >They do.
>Alive and well, (Zim having died from a combination of Mumbles Litter, Megashit, and Hellsquirts being in his engine causing him to float into deep space and die, and Ramses unable to kill a holy cat in his religion) , Dan goes back to grab Chris and make a beeline for Cipher.
>Cipher escapes using a pony portal left open by the late Star Butterfly(so careless), taking Mr. Mumbles to hell, and presumably Alastors fortress.
And that's pretty much the present. Dan is currently forming a plan to go to hell himself and take them back himself, but can't tell Chris until they do some research first.
>>429984 simon's not dead, just missing. he needs to survive until he and jack do the do and pop out a baby chris (which I assume will be taken care of offthread in the timespan between the end of this tournament and the beginning of next year's ms. /co/)
>>430039 If we advertised VERY carefully (eg, “announcement, there’s a couples tourney happening over here, PLEASE no discussion or participation in this thread”) we might be able to do it on /co/ like two months from now. If it’s too risky jeopardizing the main tournaments, though, I understand. >>430037 Yeah, even just one extra one in the space between now and September would be fun.
>>430021 I doubt that'll work. The only thing's I'd support are mr and ms /co/ and the tag team again if they get banished by a jerkass janny next year.
>>430044 I hope the clown bomb incident can act as a wake-up call for everyone to stop being so batshit insane. or at least to save it for like, round 5 or so.
>>430039 This is the catch 22 here If we stay in here and do it, no mention in the other boards then we'll get like 5 voters and that's not a contest If we kamikaze threads to bring people over like we did this we significantly risk Mr/Ms /co/ by extending the spam of tournaments. And that's NOT worth it in any regard, I'd let this tournament stay dead to keep those two I'd like to see those happen at some point because I think they are nifty ideas but for the next year we have to keep it low and not have any tournament attempts until Ms /co/ in September
>>430042 I’d only support this if the tourneyrunners could use the experience to tweak the rules to make things run smoother, add security, and since it could potentially cause less trouble in the main ones. Adding more security, or getting more people to help things less stressful so the tourney runner doesn’t quit before the semifinals. Though if Ms co doesn’t happen then there would be no point.
Wait I have to check up on Knull for a second, the transferring seems to nearly be complete. I’ll be back soon, oh and if Ramses shows up again tell him I’m betraying him
>>430055 Just find a characteristic of them and emphasize it Also do small roleplay stuff and banter, you don't need to do the long arcs people are doing. I find it way more fun to pick up a character for a few posts when they fit in and put out some lines then do 24/7 immersion in that character
>>430057 Most of the solutions proposed are pretty much just "Hide the password somewhere deep in the thread" or "require people to answer questions about RPing"
Those, especially the second one, horrible ideas. That'll kill the attendance.
Ms /co/ is the only one that ever has rigging attempts and even then it's rare these days because bringing up the fact you care about 4chan is risky on half the internet
Honestly I'm hoping this is the last time we do big arc RPing. Mr /co/ scared off alot of people(especially the Jon shit stuff), and this....well we don't really have a choice given what fusefag did, but I'm HOPING with next years Ms /co/ it backs down a little
>>430064 The truth is drama prevents the boring lulls where RP forms Ms /co/ is too fast pace and people obsessed over the results and Peru made sure no rp would happen in large amounts Mr /co/ was too calm and that's why it started forming
>>430064 There won't be any major rping in Ms. /co/ because the salt never stops flowing and there's also way more drawfagging. The rping flourish when discussion idles.
>>430047 I wanted the clown bomb to simply be an arc that would last the whole tournament... but if the guy I rped was going to be eliminated I thought it would be best to let other people handle it.
Also I want to say I'm against more tournaments, it ruins the hype.
>>430051 >Your target is in a train >A really big train where both of you can play >But first we have to take care of the conductor >We have a man already inside but he can't do it alone
>>430062 Not Peru, they care about cooming to their newest toy. Most people are content with good personality characters in mr /co/ where most aren't sexually attracted to them, and that's how Tom Cat wins a tournament However that doesn't mean there's people who don't try to rig it for their favorite character or girls for their husbando. Look at the Cap. America accident where the tourney runner was trying to rig it
>>430046 >Oh, it's you two........I presume the situation with your Burger girl didn't work out?
>I don't want to talk about it.
>Look guys, I'm in serious trouble as is. Wilkins Coffee is sold out everywhere, and people who aren't drinking it are dropping like flies. Wilkins little green haired elf is on the TV all day, and I've heard rumors he's planning something big.
>>430074 We must sabotage our opponents and I have just the plan to do it. We are up against Jack Skellington and the Grinch, and how do you beat them? By saving Christmas.
>>430080 No, because the lesson of every Christmas story is it's about family and caring. But if we save all the presents, that lesson will not be learned and people will be caught up in materialism. So we're still the bad guys in the end.
>>430026 >"Aw, that's cute! First tablet!" >"...you said you fought a bunch of monks right? Hope that isn't like, against an oath or anything. Does texting count as breaking a vow of silence?" >>430029 >"I-I'm not! Not looking in anyone's mouth, gift horse accepted! Hehe..." >"I'll get back to working on that letter and just be extra sure to mention I'll be on best behavior next year. And junk." >>430069 >"Me too. Simon was always so busy going on about GETS I'm not sure I ever picked up the rules of the train."
>>430030 Yeah yeah, gruesome, we know your deal. No touchy the red man, I got it. No rule against whipping your keister in a race though! And if we ever face off, that's exactly what we're gonna do.
>>430020 >"Does the budget call for live-action or animated? Will it be an accessible platform? I had a few ideas lined up I could pass..." Sure doll, whatever you want. You let me and old man Krabs worry about the budget, the important part is showcasing "you". And Jack, of course. You're the heart of this thing so the more "you" it is, the better. Don't worry about giving bad idea, people will watch anything anyway!
I'm thinking though... a movie. Yeah, something bite-sized people can enjoy on a date or on a flight. They can play it on repeat at gyms and nursing homes! Then segue into a tie-in series for the binge watchers. We're looking at a real cash cow here, Gwen! Franchise potential! Just shoot me your ideas and we'll see what we can do.
I’m surprised people actually think Dan and Criss have a shot against The Dapper Dealers.
Alastor is in the top 10 favourite /co/ characters of this year and Bill Cipher is Bill cipher. They’ll sweep to top 8 easy as fuck.
Dan and Chris are a jerk and an idiot from one of MLP’s sister shows, I don’t get the appeal, I think it’s shit, and the fact they beat Zim is....I dunno, I guess people didn’t Like the Zim comics or something......point is it’s not because of Dan
>>430000 You've been wrong before, eyeball. And stop looking at me like that! I can't take you seriously in that form!
>>430086 You and Gwen are the heart and soul of this thing, kid! Nothing can come between that! Tell ya what, kid. I'm gonna go have the nicest, longest, sloppiest old man sleep. You kids can talk it out amongst yourselves, come up with a name, whatever. We can pick this up later, capisce?
>>430086 >"Oh, neat, monks can use phones and stuff. In retrospect I should have figured, 'Dr. Strange' had a whole bit with that." >>430085 >"I don't know about ALL that. I've seen bad ideas sink a show pretty quick and I don't have a lot to fall back on." >"But I definitely like a movie! Probably animated over live-action, don't wanna have to move to Ms. /tv/. Can we skip the origin story? Everyone's sick of origin stories." >>430086 >"Yeah, we're totally in it together! Maybe you can get that redemption arc you told me you got gipped out of." >>430089 >"Well, I had a number before any of this, but that's probably not what these mean. Mine went down earlier from 32 to 26, I hope it isn't a score and it means I'm losing points."
Kind of sad my team suggestion did not make it into round 1 even. Just reaffirms the simple truth: people will only vote for something they already know well.
>>430063 The real, high-effort solution I saw mentioned during the nadir of the ms /co/ debacle was to create an actual website dedicated to hosting the tournament, which would allow for things like changing passwords or IP checks I think—does anyone else remember that? But more importantly, it might allow for the whole process to be more automated, so that you wouldn’t need someone like Tag Team to write down every team entry during the nomination phase—instead, there’d be a form that would automatically enter the team every time it got eight votes within a two-hour period or something like that, and other parts of the tourney running could be automated as well. That would take the pressure off the organizers a lot.
>>430097 >actually feeling immersion in an RP where Ivo Robotnik produced a rock opera about Dan Vs and Mao Mao having a baby and Megamind became a shit connoisseur Anon, I don’t know what to tell you
Kind of shocked Dastardly lost to be honest. Him and Muttley are villain classics. I'm pretty sure he was the inspiration for Wlauigi and Robbie Rotten too.
Red: We have decided to support the Goofy Goobers. We refuse to lose to a pair of losers again. SpongeBob, Patrick, do NOT make us look bad. Purple: And give us Krabby Patties!
>>430093 You never been to a tourist destination and see monks with Selfie sticks? And yeah, I’d really like that, Gwen. Thanks for looking out for me.... Plus It’d probably bring big bucks
>>429995 Well, next time I call you a Frenchie, feel free to correct me instead of making look like a jackass, Jerry. God, I had so many jokes that just don't make any sense anymore! >>430020 The hell's a Krampus? Anyways, to that I say: bring it on, Yuletide specters! The Mighty Monarch bows before no unseen festive force, I am control of my own destiny be it any holiday! Fuck Santa, and fuck all of your holiday karmic redemption bullshit! ...Christmas party and holiday bonus is still on as per scheduled, not giving that up. Just you know, saying: fuck Santa.
Anyways, MINIONS! Rise and shine, my loyal followers, for a new day has dawned upon the glistening track sprawled out before your glorious leader! Our forces may have been culled, but I want every Henchmen on the front line voting our way to victory! The choices have been thinned so the job will be easier: my glorious queen and her alien partner, as well as myself and Shake. THAT'S IT! Now get to it!
Oh, and also throw a few votes Jerry's way too. I want that bald schmutz to fall by my hands personally at almost any cost...
>Bertstrips: Bert and Ernie >Robotnik's Robots: Scratch and Grounder >Dapper Dealers: Bill Cipher and Alastor >Duality of Frog: Pepe and Kermit >Bad things seem to happen to people who don't Vote Wilkins: Wilkins and Wontkins >Cracking Cheese Lovers: Wallace and Gromit >Paranormal Preteens: Dipper Pines and Dib Membrane >SCAM Inc: Mr Krabs and Stanley Pines >North Pole Express: Klaus and Jesper >Queens of Villainy: Queen Tyrahnee and Dr. Ms. The Monarch >Duck Season, Rabbit Season: Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny >Assholish AS Duo: Monarch and Master Shake >Team Reaper: Billy and Mandy >Pumpkin Heads: Jack O Latern and Headless Horseman >Miser Bros: Snow Miser and Heat Miser >You Stay, I Go: Hogarth and The Iron Giant
>>430126 >>Robotnik's Robots: Scratch and Grounder >>Cracking Cheese Lovers: Wallace and Gromit >>Pumpkin Heads: Jack O Latern and Headless Horseman >>Miser Bros: Snow Miser and Heat Miser not bad
>>430137 While I voted the exact opposite, Miguel and Tulio were almost calling my name by being under Queen Tyrahnee and Dr. Ms. The Monarch with the "Both are good" gif
>>430105 Caballeros getting close but still losing round 1 when most other curses were broken by this year's round of competitions was a bit of a let down
>>429604 So I've heard people say that this Wilkins guy is claiming himself to be a god. Does he wish to prove himself to real gods like me and Miguel?
>>430144 Don’t worry my metallic opponent, There’ll always be a christmas! But I am afraid you only have a ghost of a chance against me and Mr. Grinch!
>>430145 We're beating you and getting back those presents so people don't learn their Christmas moral about loving each other instead of materialistic things >Scratch punches you in the face
>>430122 >"Not in person, but now you mention it I might have seen a few pics of that online. I thought they were just being ironic!" >"And it's no problem dude, you had my back plenty of times. I think it'd be great, and who doesn't like the big bucks? No one, that's who!" >>430125 >"Oh no... all I can say is don't say I didn't try to warn you. Also wow, a holiday bonus? That's pretty cool of you sir, wasn't expecting that." >"As for Krampus, he's like this evil half-goat demon Santa who goes around punishing all the naughty kids while Santa rewards the nice ones. He's pretty hardcore for Christmas-" >>430128 >"EEP!" >>430129 >"Oh man, my score went down to 0! That can't be good." >"'Gwen/pol/'...? That sounds like my really controversial anti-Semitic alter ego."
>>430151 THAT'S IT! YOU'VE FORCED ME TO USE MY ALMIGHTY POWERS TO WREAK VENGEANCE ON YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL! >Pulls out smartphone and begins looking up how to create lightning and fire
>>430150 If you want, you can have a place in our kingdom as one of my faithful subjects after me and Miguel win this race.
>Say, uh, seeing as everyone who hasn't been drinking Wilkins Coffee has been dying....and you're a rich and, beatiful, business woman....you think you could maybe.....
*Rips up Wacky Races memory album* Stupid book! Why do I even keep it around!? It's only a constant reminder of my humiliation! Nostalgia was not enough? Not even the janny's nuke could take out most of my detractors? They're like damn cockroaches! Well, if old memories aren't enough then maybe some good old fashioned trickery is what is required! I may have lost, but you can all be damn well certain none of you will get a chance either! To the airship, Muttley! We have conniving to do! >>430153 I don't know about you, but I won't just sit around and take it! >>430158 Maybe is right! There may not be a next year! Well AI'm not taking that chance!
>>430165 Now that does sound scary... Listen here, I'm making sure my friend is on his best behavior. If you don't behave yourselves, I'll make sure to hand you to Dr. Finklestein, and he's been aching to find out what makes you two tick!
>>430164 C'mon Miguel, that Wilkins coffee that Zone-Tan lady is peddling must be worth a fortune. Have you seen how much the Wilkins Coffee bible sells for? We might actually have a chance to strike it rich this time.
>>430160 We do not pretend, your cream and sugariness, we are the real deal and if you mess with us then we'll unleash our Heavenly power on you!
>>430161 Its not a contraption, it is but an extension of our limitless power! We provide them to the youth as a show of our humility.
Perhaps a god of your caliber is immune to a good scare? >>430174 >Requesting Jack and Klaus going to deliver presents or Klaus reacting to some of Jack's Halloween toys
Dr. Finklestein is most curious on finding out a Robot's worst fears, I'm afraid he'd go to great lengths to figure out what makes circuits cold sweat and gears melt with fright!
>>430152 >"Oh! That's really nice of you, Mr. God sir, but I don't know about how I feel about converting to... what was the name of your religion? Tulioism? Miguelanity?" >"Also you're currently racing against my boss' wife and I think he'd be pretty cheesed if she lost..."
(Again, since Dick died no one really gives a shit about the race. Wilkins rise to power and the threat of the Sp8der Queen is the main unifying plot point right now with Dick and Lich both out)
>>430177 Of course, nothing can scare gods of our caliber!
>>430186 Well you should know that converting to TulioMiguelanitism will be a better decision than sticking with the false god Wilkins. Your boyfriend Jack can come too.
>>430190 Jack, Jack, Miguel, and Wallace anon here. I'm still here but its late morning in the US, so it's usually when people have to go to work or have finals
>>430031 Yeah, he should be. The RPers worked out that in order for the prophecy to be fulfilled Simon needs to leave Jack in five years time and take one of the kids to Canada
>>430128 What is this thing, freaking Diablo? Bullshit, no way this is a Christmas tradition. >>430150 Yeah, we still had plenty left over from the moneybin heist and using Scrooge's gold as a Christmas bonus just seemed like utterly spiteful poetry. Everyone still needs to bring their own damn eggnog though. And I'll take my chances with whatever holiday nonsense comes my way, thanks. >>430162 >>430164 HEY! You're the two schmucks competing against my beloved wife's team, aren't you? IF you know what's best for you deities, you'd take a graceful fall from the race now before the Queen of the Cocoon reduces you to the forgotten pagan gods of yore!
>>430200 >I forgot to mention Dan's vehicle in the race(back in round 1 and 2 when that actually was something that mattered) was "The Honorable K-Wagen", a stolen and refurbished WW1 Supertank he had been INTENDING to use against Eustace's robot in Mr. Co, and had put away after that.
>>430190 Stopped getting invested after the Tallest got out. I tried coming back with an arc where they sponsor the Goofy Goobers but that went nowhere. But the bonfire is still going on tonight.
>>430211 Ramses resurrected his son, and now has an undead army. Got knocked out of the second round. Maybe that will be convenient in moving it along.
>>430178 >Dan and Chris has taken a vow of silence to never discuss the horrible incident at the reenactment on the way home, other then apologies to the families of all the volunteers.
>>430172 >Ok Chris, we're there. Come on, we gotta move, Mr. Mumbles can't survive without turkey sandwiches for long.
>Wuh, you barely feed her as is! She nearly starved to death last summer, I had to remind you.
>Hmm.....no, that's not my recollection at all Chris.
>>430211 An idea here for RPers and other lorefags to consider; what if the clowned characters (Eggman, Samurai Jack, probably Simon and at least some others who were wiped out at the end of Round 2 with the clown gas) return to haunt Batkek at the end of the race? He is technically a Batman and Batman is always at war with clowns. Plus I want him to face punishment for his villainy or else nothing gets rounded off.
>>430222 The race was the fun as hell part The same 5 characters being roleplayed AGAIN with no one understanding what the arc is is boring and non-innovative
>>430226 Yeah, race is still going on. Looking back at the last one the race was what was interesting. Everyone was trying to outrace each other when a bomb that was making everyone insane went off, and Mao Mao and Dan slipped through the fumes at the last moment, pushing several of the villains back. Now they know that side characters they both are invested in have been kidnapped by a demon and they are both interested in chasing the demons down along the race course. The race is heating up.
>>430228 I thought Dan went to LA to talk to a Librarian, then spent the night with his fuckgirl as leverage so she'd give him some Wilkins, and is going to give it to the Librarian to get the book?
>>430197 >"AH! Mr. God, you need to watch what you say: I've seen what happens to people who don't drink Wilkins coffee! He's eeeevverrrrywheeeere." >"...though couldn't hurt to ask, the afterlife: what's it like for TulioMiguelists? I'm really hoping for eternal paradise and not reincarnation, reboots are so overdone." >>430204 >"There was still some left over after you went to prison? I thought for sure the looting in the Cocoon would get most of it! Not that I'm complaining." >"Also be careful with these guys racing Mrs. The Monarch, Jack mentioned they're not just gods, they're sexy SPANISH gods."
>>430235 (Dan poster here. He joins the race when he has to(end of round1, start of round 2, end of round 2 with the abyss) but for the most part is off doing his own thing elsewhere. Dan doesn't play by the rules well.)
(And yeah, other guy is correct, his car is a WW1 supertank)
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>>430222 >(No one really cares about the race anymore, Dick died.) I care.
Also, is it cool with everyone if I write some short stories to mix in with tonight's announcements? I mainly planned on doing something for the battle between SCAM Inc and the Chum Bucket, with shorter segments for Robotnik's Robots and maybe Dick Dastardly, plus anyone else I can think of. I'm asking because I don't want to step on any toes here.
>>430221 Some writefaggotry here: >Samurai Jack wakes up to find his hair green, his mouth wider and purple, and Simon and Ashi arguing over a jester outfit >But his heart is inexplicably filled with the urge to murder Batkek. >Eggman is supportive and there to help, and thinks its funny
> All those tangling threads and shitposts Maybe RPing was a mistake and the /v/ anons have a point. Screw it. I'll keep going anyway. The show must go on.
>>430248 >tangling threads Which ones? Maybe the kindly writefag anon can help solve them? >Shitposts Those are many, but there still is a main plot going on that's not just gags
>>430238 Listen girl, in order to be everywhere you have to Ben omnipresent and that Wilkin fellow definitely isn’t. Now that Candysack fellow from last tournament, he’s omnipresent (or omniscient depending on how you look at it)
>>430248 Maybe they do, but no one's stopping you. It's not like we didn't talk about the effects of rping here. At least you get what other people have been saying now.
>>430198 HOLY SHIT AAAAH- er I mean, something like that won't phase a god like me (at least I hope long enough)
>>430238 The afterlife for TulioMiguelists is the best of all time. Everyone gets free ice cream, comic books, and uhhhh, they get a free autographed football from us gods. Also we are sexy Spanish gods, thanks for noticing.
>>430249 You shouldn't stay away from us. We're the holiest gods there are.
>>430254 >the detectives Ongoing, and they have plans to wrap it up I think. They are in the contests for varied motives, they wanted to spy on Ramses but also to win against their old rivals >Ashi and Grace They got what they wanted Simon's (presumed) death and are sitting out in order not to distract from the race. >Ramses, Anubis, Batkek They had a plot line where Ramses resurrected his son and is currently creating a larger undead army to replace his dead soldiers, something he was experimenting with in mr. /co. Anubis is concerned with making sure Ramses is alright and Batkek is working with them to cause havoc. I think he's RPer is plotting a betrayal
Attention please, attention please. My name is Eugene Krabs, and I wanna sing you lot a brand new song I just wrote. Sing along if you know the words.
Don't trust that sea critter over there! Leaving his plankton essence in the air! That fidgety midget critter With the buckets full of litter! Don't trust that sea critter over there.
Don't trust them big antennae over yonder! Brushing at yer ankles from down under! Don't trust that sea critter With conniving little critter fingers! Don't trust that sea critter over there!
>>430270 Round 1: Egypt Round 2: Infinity Train Round 3: Somewhere with lots of water or a jungle, still don't know the specifics Final round: Peru Every round in between 3 and the final: ???? Honestly this should have been thought out more beforehand.
>>430249 >"Oop, yeah sorry. That might have just been embellishment on my part, cause... wowzers." >>430251 >"Candysack...? I don't remember a Candysack. Wait, do you mean Candle- AH! Nope, nope, nope, not doing it again!" >>430259 >"No no, thank YOU." >"And that afterlife sounds awesome! Free ice cream AND comic books after we die?! I could get on board with this, what about commandments?"
*Crawls from the wreckage of the vehicle. Groaning with pain as he does so.* That blasted cat! He will regret robbing me of this tourney's prize... whatever it may be. And that laughing... smug fool!
Attention my fellow /co/ntestants, me and Grounder are going to need your help to save Christmas! The Grinch and Jack Skellington are determined to steal all the presents that make us all materialistic sla-I mean bring us Holiday cheer. So who's with us to get back our gifts?
>>430284 Lets have a vote. Who wants to keep the final level as Peru and who wants to switch it to Santa's village? Keep in mind that Peru can still be a location
>>430276 Oh well there are several commandments you must abide by >Acknowledge our greatness at least once everyday. >Cook us great food for us to consume, since gods have gotta eat. >There are some days where we may not be able to do miracles if the stars are not aligned properly, so don't go asking for things everyday >Finally, you must give us 50% of all your earnings. Gods have still gotta pay bills you know. That pretty much covers all of it.
>>430280 Oh, well... Hey what's that behind your ear? >Tulio reaches behind Jack's ear Would you look at that? Its a quarter, how's that for a god you punk. Miguel I think he bought it.
>>430273 Well if that's the b-best you can do, then I think we've proven our point
>>430277 >>430278 OK, so if that's what we're going for then the bonfire will be at Goo Lagoon. Inside of a dome if there's no other way for people to breath under water.
>>430298 Why a small boy in China, his shrill shriek is still told of throughout Halloween Town! ... I dunno why but I feel like I’m reminded of him here.
>>430237 I don't buy it! If you're as important as Santa, I'm pretty sure I would have heard of you. And so what if I've been a bad boy, Beelzebitch? Are you going to punish the Mighty Monarch within the impenetrable confines of his flying Cocoon? >>430238 >>430209 I care not for how sexy or how Spanish they are! If their sexual appeal was even a match for that of the impeccable Monarch, I'm sure it'd be THEM on the arm of the most beautiful woman in all of /co/dome. My Empire has trounced aliens, robots, and prehistoric monsters in its quest to the top. A pair of divine beings was sure to be on our to-do list eventually. Surrender while you still have the chance, mighty and powerful gods, before my Queen sentences you two suffocating at the bottom of the Lagoon of Goo.
>>430299 >>430301 Well the reason for why we can't use our almighty powers right now is that the stars are not yet aligned properly. Once they are, then we will show off what we can really do. Miguel do you think he fell for it?
>>430304 No, the reason for that stutter was just because I was chewing gum and I nearly swallowed it by accident. That's all
>>430298 What Queens of Villainy? Oh, THOSE Queens of Villainy. They're nothing compared to us.
>>430310 No, I don’t think he did, Tuilo. Peevaps we should quit while we’re ahead.
>>430307 Perhaps then it’d be considered a miracle if we best your wife and her friend then? After all me and Tulio work in mysterious and awesome ways!
>>430308 Right! >Hits start button Scratch: We're beating you and getting back those presents---------------------------------------------------------------- Tulio: Your god will not allow-------------------------Christmas! Cease this at once or face my wrath! >Recordings end
>>430280 >>430292 >"That kinda sounds like a lot of work. Hope microwave meals are okay cause, that's about all I got for cooking. And half my earnings?! Even if I get all the comics and ice-cream I want later, but I don't plan on dying for a while and I gotta eat too." >"The quarter was neat, but come on, let's see a real trick! Can you turn stuff into gold? Oh, or make it rain!" >>430310 >>430299 >"Awww... that's too bad, I was really excited to see a miracle. I guess we have to wait for the stars to line up to see them really work, Jack. How long should that take Mr. God?" >>430274 >"Hey, this is catchy!" >>430312 >>430307 >"I TRIED to warn you something like this would happen, sir!"
>>430274 If you want a professional opinion, you're going to lose votes with that awful torture you call singing. Luckily for you, Mr. Krabs, you have a very talented employee willing to sing in your place.
>>430298 He's, uh, I don't know - something with an ugly undead monster? They're not unusual where I'm from, or probably where you're from either, demon boy. I'm sure he has has whatever it is under control. I suppose I'll see if he's at that party tonight.
>>430310 >>430313 Don't let the time of year delude you, your divinities: this is one miracle that WON'T be happening. With but an utterance, the resources of the Monarch Empire can reduce your following to rubble and cast even the thought of your very existence into the void of nothing. The time will come the two of you will be the ones praying... >>430312 WHAT THE FUCK!? GAH! How the shit did you get in here?! Release the Monarch! AAAAAAAAGGH! SHIT, FUCK, what kind of gay kinky ass shit is-GAH!! None may strike the pristine buttocks of the Monarch unless her name ends with Mrs. The Monarch! AH MOTHERFUCKER!
SHAKE! HENCHMEN! Don't just stand there with your thumbs up your asses, to me!
>>430340 Well if it isn't little Pip. You've been a really good boy this year. Are you sure you want that to be your Christmas wish. You won't get another one until next year.
>>430328 >"That's a little better. Still, food, money, reminding you how awesome you are every day? Following these commandments feels an awful lot like henching for the Monarch." >>430319 >"Well, some can lose their powers under certain conditions, right? Sun gods get weaker during an eclipse, ocean gods can't do much on land? Maybe they just need the right chance to show us what they can do." >>430327 >"Um... sorry sir, I'll try my luck helping you break out of prison but you're kinda asking me to 'literally' put my butt on the line here. And I JUST got put on the Nice List. Good luck!"
>https://imgur.com/a/JMLJxpd Okay, here's the bracket without any numbers (started to add them but then I realized I fucked up and now I need a break). Let me know if there's anything wrong with it.
>>430329 Obviously those robots are lying about us. I actually know Santa personally and if he were here he'd back us up >>430347 There you see? That's exactly it. Thank Jesus
>>430348 You should listen to your girlfriend Jack, she knows what she's talking about.
>>430356 Blacksad and Weekly, dialing Blacksad and Weekly. Report on your surroundings, last time Badgerclops and I heard the murder Train was acting wonky.
>>430354 Now I'm getting tired of this, I don't want to destroy Christmas! Sure, with Halloween having been canceled this year I am a bit antsy, but I don't wanna ruin things for Sandy Claws!
>>430352 Krabs can you believe people are buying this "god" crap? These guys are muscling in on our racket! Hell of an angle though. You think SCAM can cook up some god powers in a can or something?
>>430350 So kind and caring. By the laws of Christmas i have to honor the wishes of all the good little boys and girls. The Monarch is free, but i'll be back for him next year. Now, where's Megamind.
>>430326 >I found this weird set of journals in the back, underneath a stack of old library cards and a list of dead people. I uh, think he might have-
>Shut up Chris.....hm.....yes yes, THIS IS HIM. That's the demonic invalid triangle who stole my cat and his mom.
>Hmm...Bill Cipher...don't summon at all costs.....cousin of Tad Strange....
>FORGET THAT, What are his weaknesses, how do I hurt him?
>>430362 >>430367 >>430368 Gah, way too much interference on the line! No, I'm not a beautiful woman you creeps, hang up and head home! What's this about a portal, Grace? I assumed you were headed home, happy with the damage you've done to my poor Samantha
>>430348 >>430353 >"Relax, I'm not the kind of girl who goes around joining every hip new craze that comes around. Just doing a little spiritual browsing, TulioMiguelantism seems to have its perks." >>430350 >>430361 >"Wow! Pip, you did it, you saved the Monarch! You sure are brave for such a little guy, that was great." >"And Krampus is actually a pretty nice guy. Thanks for listening to Pip's wish, sir."
>>430371 Nothing that particularly concerns you mildly deaf robo chicken. Now if you excuse me, I need to wait for my friend to respond. >>430372 This line is not secure, and the radios aren't either thanks to Alastor... Where can a cat get covert messages to his team mates across...?
>>430329 AL! For fuck's sake, read the room you jackass! AGH! This devil prick's one of yours right, call him off! >>430335 >>430330 >>430337 OH FUCK ALL OF YOU DICKS! >>430347 69 I swear to every god in the cosmos, if you don't get over here and get me the hell out of this right FUCKING now, what he's doing to me will seem like PATTY-CAKES to the retribution coming your way! >>430340 >>430361 Aah... aahh.... fuck... god, damn I'll be feeling that the rest of the week. Pip? Pip did you... did you just give up a Christmas wish to get him to stop? For me?
>>430378 Glad to hear you two escaped the gas unclowned, and the train without a run in with a ghom monster! This line isn't secure, there's a whole bunch of people chattering in at all time, so I'll have to be brief. Badgerclops and I are on some kind of Egyptian hitlist right now, so a lot relies on you and Weekly. One good thing about the clown bomb that drove Dr. R to write that gross song about me is that it was planted by Batkek, Ramses' right hand man appointed by Anubis! They don't trust each other anymore! Now is the best time to put into action your plans!
>>430379 >>430383 It seems that Moonknight might be in need of you... But what do you have in mind for the price, and why should we trust the killers of Chris and Sam?
>>430383 Our technical staff is aware of the issue and working on it sir. As a token of apology, everyone affected gets a FREE Mystery Patty. On the house, with purchase.
>>430389 >>430388 >>430387 >>430384 >>430383 >>430382 >>430380 >>430378 >>430376 >>430372 >>430371 >>430369 >>430368 *bzzt* Not sorry to bust into your fascinating little phone call like this, but we hacked in because we decided it was time to give you a little taste of the wonderful gifts you can get if you vote for Team Chum! Karen: Wonderful. Plankton: Exactly! In addition to our trademark Chum Buckets(TM)(LLC)(C)(QED) we’re also offering a brand new Chumbox, complete with Worm Fries and a tall cup of delicious Wilkins Coffee! Karen: *This is an awful commercial, Plankton.* Plankton: WE’RE LIVE, CAN’T YOU SEE THIS ISN’T THE BEST TIME TO—ahem. Buy and vote Chum Bucket today! Karen: Sigh.
>>430387 >But what do you have in mind for the price Since Simon is presumed dead, we've got nothing else to do really. We got skills so we might as well try to be warriors for hire. You guys look like you know people, put in a good word for us. >why should we trust the killers of Chris and Sam? Chris and Samantha were huge assholes, Mao! They deserved it. You're questionable...but Blacksad seems cool.
>>430391 Nothing really. These explosives were planted there to take out Ramses. It’s just that Moon Man over here if he doesn’t get off that’s train would be in the epicenter of the explosion
>>430400 I might, if you can get my friend Moonknight out of a jam! He does not deserve that you know! He was wounded on the line of duty at the wedding! I resent those accusations about myself and Samantha! And Chris McLean was only trying to help out his grandparents! As for Blacksad... yes, he is cool.
>Hits start button Jack Skellington: Now I'm getting tired of this, I----want to destroy Christmas! Sure, with Halloween having been canceled this year I-------wanna ruin things for Sandy Claws! >Recording ends
>>430392 >>430398 PUH-LANKTON! I should have known the microscopic menace himself would come to plague me while I'm offering my honest services to good payin' customers! And with such a vulgar display. Have you no shame, you infernal insect! When this race is over, I'll be making a Plankton Patty outta ya! Free of charge! Figuratively of course. I gotta charge a little.
>>430338 Ah! With that in mind the child you scared could have a high chance of being in this tournament! And an even higher chance of someone dating dear Gwen!
>>430353 >>430354 Santa's actually in this race! They're setting themselves up against the Addams family now!
So why not speak with them lickety split!
>>430381 No, he is in fact not mine, but I can try!
>>430408 Indeed and they’re just regular old explosives. Don’t worry they have a generous timer on them, I may be evil but I at least respect those that survived (but still lost) that round so giving them time to escape is their reward
>>430381 >"Now that he stopped, sure thing I'll be right over Mr. The Monarch!" >>430377 >"Yin Yang Zone? Is that a Buddhism thing?" >>430398 >"How did you get this number? Is this a robot scammer call? Darn it, I thought I had the blocker working on this thing!
>>430401 Another satisfied customer! Wow, this is the most success I’ve had...ever... >>430406 Vulgar? Krabs, every time anyone sees your face they’re treated to something far more vulgar than anything I could do! And resorting to threats, I see. I’m hardly surprised, considering you threaten to rip my flagella from my cell wall twice a day on average. All I can say in response is, I wonder if Tulio and Miguel would be interested in whipping up a pastel de canguejo?
>>430407 ... Part of me wonders how his scream has changed with age...
>>430405 >>430369 >Jack doesn't look happy, grabbing the two badniks by the neck Alright now, come here you two! It's time I showed you a Halloween Town Christmas!
>>430407 Don't eat that chum, sir! Unless you like the taste of the blackest bile mixed with trash and excrement!
Which, uh, you very well might. I'll admit I'm not too familiar with "your people" and their dietary habits. But if it's trash and excrement you want, our dumpsters and toilets are the finest in the industry! Much better than the Chum Bucket's!
>>430417 Begone ya cretinous creature! You've only proven me right about everything I've ever said about ya! For the sake of all me loyal customers, I'll beat you in this race, and then I'll throttle ya!
>>430394 I... I can't believe it. You were pulling your way up the ranks sure but, are you really already so dedicated to the Cocoon that you were willing to give up whatever you were getting for Christmas for me? You've only been here a few days, kid! What's the deal? >>430407 Wow. Thanks, Al, could really tell you put effort into that request. >>430416 Yeah, nice fuckin' hustle 69. What the hell, it was practically your fault that red jackass showed up here in the first place and you couldn't even lift a finger while your Monarch was assaulted and humiliated in broad daylight in front of every other racer!?
>>430421 >>430423 It seems that you two have done good on your vow, and I am a cat of my word and will do well on mine. Provided you do not go after Samantha again if I rescue her with my rival, I will try to find you a gig with the police department. How does a life punching pirates sound?
>>430427 >>430424 I...that’s RIGHT! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! EVERYONE, THIS IS MISTER KRABS, the HAPPIEST and MOST SATISFIED customer the Chum Bucket ever had! His badmouthing of my quality establishment is...what’s that word the hip kids say? Soon-deer? Something like that, he secretly LOVES my delicious cuisine!
>>430426 Tell Samantha not to mess with us, and we won't mess with her. Capiche? >How does a life punching pirates sound? Hmm... I am in a lot of debt right now... Do we get to keep the gold?
>>430373 All i ever want to do is teach the people a lesson on what happens when you're bad. >>430381 >>430407 I'm a Christmas spirit. I belong to the holidays.
>>430431 The Monarch may not win the tournaments, but along the way he's gained >new henchmen >his wife got a new pet >possibly a son Is this the true meaning of Christmas?
>>430436 I wish there was a drawfag who could draw the scene with the Monarch and his new extended family and loyal henchies gathered around a Christmas tree.
>>430427 >>430430 That's, uh.. a doctored image! Deepfaked! Plankton has the motive, skill, and time to falsify such an image! It's not like he's busy with customers. This is all he does!
>>430441 Yep, Badgerclops and I are in the race. We go up against some tough opponents in the water level soon. Blacksad and Weekly are close behind us
>>430440 I've wanted to draw a lot of stuff for this but the short rounds and it being Christmas drains what energy I do have for drawing. I can add some of these to my list but I won't be able to get around to them until January.
>>430420 >"Oooh I get it! like the Negative, Phantom, or Ghost Zones." >>430425 >"Well sir, in my defense: getting spanked by Krampus looked like it really, really sucked." >"And how was it my fault? You were the one being all naughty and egged him on." >>430434 >"W-well mission accomplished! Lesson officially learned here, hehe." >"Um, also just want to say for the record Mr. Krampus that me and Jack are definitely on the Nice List this year, got a message from Klaus himself."
So... Krabs, Plankton. Which of you will face me and my companion in the next round, I wonder? Which of you truly seeks victory? Who will give it their all?
>>430436 No, the true meaning of Christmas is presents. That is why me and Grounder have to beat the Grinch and Jack Skellington, FOR THE PRESENTS! We must return them.
>>430436 Christmas isn't about winning tournaments, hell, not even the tournaments are about whoever wins or lose, it's about the fun we have, the experiences we'll hold in our hearts, the new friends and family we make, and everyone coming together to celebrate what's most important to us. Merry Christmas.
>>430454 Since when did you have a killer instinct, SpongeBob? It would have served me well in the past when I tried to bend you to my—when we worked together. >>430442 There’s no use denying it, Krabs, you’re completely spoon-dearie for my cooking! *Tsundere, Plankton.* I know what I said.
>>430428 Don't you have something better to do you little puke? Like struggling to even make it to first base with my Henchmen? >>430453 Yeah, no fucking DUH it sucked! One of you clowns should have been the one finding that out, not me, what the hell do you think I employ Henchmen for?! And you're the one who brought him up in the first place! he probably wouldn't have shown up if you never told me he existed. >>430434 >>430446 Wait... that's it? You just, didn't want to see me getting hurt? But you're a freaking orphan, if anything you have more to lose than anyone! Someone else gives up their Christmas wish you got a parent or a friend or some jackass willing to get you something else. You, you've got no one BUT Santa and you just... gave it up to stop my suffering. I don't get it...
>>430463 Look everyone! Can someone shed some light on what is going on here? I assume the whole Train's going to blow, but most of the trapped contestants have been released.
Orb I've read the bracket right, the only way for Jerry and Monarch to face each other is having both of them reaching the final round... that would be shonen as fuck!
>>430470 It's going to take a lot of votes for Monarch and Master Shake to beat either Duality of Frog or The OG King and Queen next round. I'm not giving up though. Let's DO THIS!
Oh, I should inform everyone that, tragically, Ms Romanoff did not survive the crash. Should you see the green eyed one, be sure to inform him of that.
>>430485 Yeah. I was the anon who wanted to draw Ruber's griffin carrying away Jack's bike but no hard feeling. I like Samurai Jack and IT plenty and I know Ruber is niche
>>430456 >"That would kind of be boring to spend the rest of your afterlife, being stuck in a bottle. Especially if you're not a genie or anything." >>430466 >"Alright, time to party-!" >>430492 >"Jack wait stop! Don't point it out! Cartoon physics demand that the second you draw attention to it..." >>430459 >"Okay, I got a good idea for a godly feat: if you're that sure Wilkins has nothing on you, then surely nothing bad will happen if you DON'T drink Wilkins coffee, right?" >>430465 >"You really don't get it, Mr. The Monarch?" >"Pip did what he did because that's what you do around Christmas: spreading happiness. It's not about getting rich or beating your rival or presents (though those are REALLY nice) or even getting your run renewed. It's about doing nice things for people to make them happy, because those nice things go around and make other people happy too." >"Also me you totally see where this is going, don't you?"
>>430466 I’ve only come to send a message from Megatron. He says he’s not interacting with insects like and is currently planning something big. Anyway now I’m leaving, even I don’t want to interact with you.
>>430493 What were these chicks so upset about anyhow? Don't they know that Samurai often kept concubines? First wife was legally mother of all the children too, Ashi could've gotten Chris without the stretchmarks.
This is a story that happened a long time ago In a wacky race, that started on /co/ We had clowns, zombies, detectives and a deer? It was quite an eerily way to celebrate holiday cheer!
We currently follow one odd pairing From two different franchises, but quite endearing Jack Spicer, kid villain with still an heart of gold And a henching mercenary (that's what I was told)
While trying to educate the mighty ruler It brought a spirit of Christmas, in all their stupor!
Yes! Krampus has come to punish the Monarch To redeem his rotten soul and light up a spark To make him a good boy for Christmas And correct his behaviour, that he clearly misses
Yet came along a gentle sweet boy! He asked Krampus for a wish, not a boon, nor a toy! To release his boss from the spanking he deserved, And let him have his freedom preserved!
It is said that for the Holidays the Mighty Monarch cracked up a smile! One filled with child-like joy that lasted a while! He took the young boy under his wing, And they all lived happily ever after inside the coccoon... of the butterfly king!
Monarch and Mao Mao have the potential to face Johnny and Jenny, Bertstrips, and Wallace and Gromit
Jesper and Dan easily have the hardest path with the potential to face Goofy Goobers, Bugs and Daffy, SCAM Inc, Miser Bros, Queens of Villainy, and Dapper Dealers
It's going to be brutal to get either versus battle to the finals
>>430464 So, Ramses has the Black Lantern in his possession, which gives him powers to control the dead, as well as the power to bring the dead back to life. To make matters worse, he's also been working with Anubis, the Egyptian god of death.
Yikes! He sounds serious. And seriously dangerous.
Indeed. But, I have a plan to take that ring away from him. But... it's a little embarrassing.
>I swapped your flashlight out for one during the candy heist in October, now FLASH!
>.....Hmm.....yadda yadda Dipper Pines....yadda yadda don't shake the statues hand....can be producted...mercury...moon stone.....unicorn....three ways........exotic particles........ritual....AHA, it says here you can destroy him by erasing the mind of someone who's being possessed.
>Where would we do something like that?
>Chris, go to your wifes house, take the vial in the garage's flood light.
>Wait what?
>Then tell her to meet me in the warehouse downtown, try not to breathe in any fumes, who knows how much of that booba juice she has in her house.
>>430514 That's really it? You just care about me and wanted to be kind? >>430473 >>430495 >Also me you totally see where this is going, don't you? What... oh no, no no no you FUCKING don't. >>430507 STOP! Please, for the love of evil, just stop! I already said earlier I refuse this Holiday Special horsecrap! The Monarch isn't going to let his heart go up even one size, come on!
>>430538 I came here to say kids will be snotty brats who worship toys over family and friends and that is a good thing >Pulls out gun >Takes off beard Now take a few steps back before I force you to
>>430537 >>430486 >Mao Mao, listen, I know we haven't been on the best......or.....good, terms....actually I want to kill you. But we have a common foe right now, and we both want to help out Samantha.
>Do you know where Grace is? I don't care if you need to threaten her and bribe her or strum her pussy cat, I don't care how you two are doing, I just need you to ask Gracey where Imposter Dan is staying right now. I know they've been dating ever since she hired him to frame me for the kidnapping. DON'T TELL HER I TOLD YOU TO ASK HER, just tell her you want his help blowing me up or something.
>>430527 Well, Anubis has a wife, Bastet. She also happens to be a cat. So, I thought that if I... dressed up as her, I could persuade Ramses into giving me the lantern.
>>430499 >"Might wanna get a handle on that Jack, one of these days you'll never know when impossible fictional physics will save your life." >>430515 >"Oh! That works. Thanks Tim." >>430507 >"My favorite new holiday poem! It's perfect, Anon." >>430514 >"You are like, the best little boy. Ever. What you did was unbelievably nice, I was scared to get anywhere close to Krampus and even if I wasn't I probably wouldn't be generous enough to do what you did." >>430523 >"You did! You got Grinch'd and/or Scrooge'd! You were a grump about the holiday and the fates conspired to teach you a valuable lesson about totally selfless human kindness that makes you a better person on Christmas! I told you, this always happens when you mess with Santa!"
>>430568 To be fair 4chan has always taken less offense to people from 4chan but different boards/threads posting the link then literal outsiders from facebook/reddit/twitter who don't step in the board doing the same
>>430571 true, and a Facebook group from a Latin American country is about as far low as you can get on the 4chan hate scale Only thing that would’ve caused more rage would’ve been proof of a LGBTQ Discord server doing the same
>>430528 I am NOT in the best state of mind at the moment, Vilgax: what's happened? >>430539 Wouldn't you now? Indulge me, have your lips ever made contact with a girl that isn't your mom? >>430559 I swear no one would ever find your body....
I'm... I'm going to go sit down in the control room for a while. Shake's been quiet in there for too long and I want to let this whole experience wash over me like a cold shower. Pip, you did well. I'm... thankful for your kindness. As for the rest of you: keep voting for me and my wife against the delirious child and the moderately-attractive Hispanic deities.
>>430575 >implying I’m not just from a part of the country where people get eviscerated over this stuff so it’s a conditioned response but sure, if you wanna think I suck dick that’s fine
To write poetry during the Holidays is a hobby of mine. And looking at your appreciation, it appears I did just fine! Now rest near the fire, and roast up some smores! Stay close to each other, keep yourselves warm indoors.
The round will soon come to its end. And nothing is better than enjoy it with a friend.
So I bid you all farewell, but just for the night! For the story is almost over, and yet I still have much to write! I must keep myself focus, so allow me to ask for one favor... Have fun! Cheer up and relax! From your friend, the JerryPoster!
>>430598 Okay, just... Look, he's not going to be in a lot of trouble, right? I mean, we've got a truce and everything. What if...I told you that the imposter guy is not actually a guy?
>Ok, Elise, I know you have some weird self self convidence thing going on, what with your new super serum to make you freakishly endowed.
>You're not doing yourself any favors Dan.
>Yes, well, you don't like The Imposter do you?
>....I mean....he hates you.......and I'm not exactly happy about your stealing my formula 4 days ago.
>Look, Ok, I'll admit I made some mistakes, Chris has made sure I won't forget that...but.....when the Imposter causes trouble, he comes to stay with me, right?
>yeah.........
>And you want to prove something to yourself right? Ok, stroll to the all inclusive bar in Burbank, The Imposter should be there, do that voodoo you do where you tie someone in a bag with your catholic school kidnapping skills, and bring him to Chris's old company downtown.
>...........I don't even wanna know what you're doing, but if it gets me out of this house and gets you out of my hair, fine.
>Thank you Elise-
>BUT CHRIS BETTER NOT GET ARRESTED AGAIN.
>Oh ho ho, he'll be fine. We won't be anywhere near the law.
>....
Elise leaves.
>Ok Chris, grab us each a jumbo water cooler, I've got some unorthodox orthoxodoxy to preform.
>>430585 If ya want, kid, I can scatter mistletoe over your shindig from the SCAM blimp! It'll pretty much be open season on smooching at that point, but if you keep right next to her and act fast you won't get mouth molested by, like, Eggman or something.
>>430576 Quite overreactive, aren't we today Mr Monarch?
>>430545 >>430550 Well well! We haven't heard from you both in a hot minute! While you don't gain as much listeners as Jack and Gwen do, you both sure are something for them? How's everything after your loss?
>>430604 Let me out of the sack, I have a hostage! >Pulls second gun on Pip in the sack This is how things are going to play out Krampus! You must give up your child punishing ways and let bad children run amuck. If you don't, I will be forced to shoot him. And don't try to get slick with me, if I am damaged beyond repair, I have a kill switch that will blow up killing me, the hostage, and you. You will all learn that the true meaning of Christmas is materialism.
>>430621 Mao Mao, did you forget that Jack is comfortable with homosexuality? Or why else would he disgustingly fornicate with that harlot? Besides, it was all a joke. It seems like your Dan has a lot of enemies, however. You have no idea the amount of people who wish to pay me to dress up like him. Very frightening.
>>430591 >>430593 >>430594 Oh, so what, YOU get to make a few Twitter posts and everyone forgives you, while I try VALIANTLY for DAYS to get you canceled on there to no avail? Why must the masses be so UNFAIR!? seriously though good work, I kek’d
>>430616 >Dan lost Mumbles in the portal due to pony related confusion
>He and Chris went to the Library to get info on dealing with demons.
>The Librarian recognizes them, but is jittery because he hasn't been able to get Wilkin's Coffee(which is sold out everywhere) and he's worried something bad will happen.
>Dan orders Chris to take him to see Hortence.
>They spend the night having fun.
>Since she's rich, she has a Wilkins stockpile, and gives Dan four containers.
>Chris eats one on the way back ,Dan gets pissed
>But the librarian is already dead, having suffered several unlucky medical events during the night due to not drinking Wilkins.
>Dan and Chris decide to steal the books themselves, Dan finding a pamphlet colelction by Dib and his former partner Coop(he recognizes one of the contributors as his old friend Dale) that tells him about Alastor the Radio Demon, and a copy of Journal 3, with notes from Dipper about taking down Bill.
>As they leave, Dan grabs a zodiac alamanac written by John Egbert for reasons unknown, perhaps he suspects it might help in the fight, perhaps he has concerns about Wilkins, hard to say.
>Dan organizes a meeting at the office downtown, and gets Mao Mao to ask Grace about the Imposters location.
>Turns out it's actually Ashi, who's a closet transexual and likes to pretend to be Dan. It's unclear if she's the real Imposter, or if she killed him and took his place during the chaos and massacre in Egypt.
>Dan talked Elise(who's still on the booba juice) to go kidnap him, and is about to do something "Unorthodox related to Orthodoxy"
and that's the present. With less then an hour left I'm curious how it wraps up
>WV: Assemble makeshift kitchen This is a very dumb idea, and you will not consider it for even a second. ==> You will not consider it because you already have a makeshift kitchen. It's furbished with a COOKALIZER and a REFRIGERATOR filled with fresh greens. Also there's a shitload of cans and soda here too.
You stockpiled these supplies in case you got hungry while on the road. Unfortunately, you were out of the race long before that concern arose. >Look through hole in wall You have your vehicle parked next to the bonfire with a hole positioned to provide you with a clear view. It's been going for several hours now. You've also built a ramp down to the sand, of course. >Pick up can labeled 'MUSTARD' The can clearly says 'CUSTARD', but you pick it up anyway. There's a man outside grilling hamburgers and hot dogs, perhaps you'll bring it to him if you find the time.
You take a moment to examine the other cans scattered about. BEANS, GRAVY, BEEF(empty), RICE, and CORN(empty), among others. There's also a can with no label, but you know that can contains MAYO as you tore off the label quite some time ago to make your sash. Why the fuck do you have an entire can of MAYO anyway? >Cook RICE You can't overthink these things. Looks like you're having RICE tonight. You suppose you're willing to share your food with the others, as long as they don't mind eating straight from the can. The Wanderers - 09 Raggy Looking Dance >PM: Look up You tear your eyes away from the two strange men battling with wind instruments to gaze towards the sky. The sky is growing dark and the surface of the water is a long ways off but you can still barely make out the shadow of the finish line. The finish line is also the starting line, and you can see several vehicles lining up to race.
God do you miss the stars. The giant flowers are nice and all, but it just isn't the same.
>Howard: Once again the team representing the great tasting Wilkins coffee makes something bad happen to the Blind fighters! >Kreese: I'm pretty sure what they did to them violates the Geneva convention.
>>430626 Oh man. Things I could have lived the rest of my eight lives not knowing. No comment on my part, though you have awakened my morbid curiosity. Good lord, I better get to waterproofing the Aerocycle, though I'm not sure if all the water of Bikini Bottom will wash away this image from my brain.
>>430632 I AM CALM! I SAID YOU OF ALL PEOPLE HAVE TO REFER TO ME AS THE MAN! THE MAN! THE MAN! Just get back to your little contest and win this while I take care of the rest.
>>430634 Tell your Dan that he may find his real Imposter's body somewhere in Egypt. I may have mistakenly tried to assassinate him due to his resemblance to Chris Mclean from behind. Have a lovely day, Mao Mao!
>>430576 >"T-that's alright! I think I've made my point, sir!" >>430564 >>430466 >"Totally! The rest of the races should be crossing the finish soon, we can get a front row seat while we roast 'em." >>430581 >"We're already out of the race, but somehow I feel like things COULD still somehow still get worse for us if we don't take a sip ever now and again..."
>>430631 >Dude, Eggman’s my dad. I don’t think either of us would do that... You don't "think" so. Your confidence reassures me. Now is it a go or no go on the mistletoe? I've got the yuletide cannons ready to fire and running this blimp kills like 20 birds a minute.
>>430626 >>430614 >>430613 >Somewhere in central LA, where Ashi has once again donned male clothing and shapeshifted for ....his(?) own sexual pleasure.
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>Yeah baby, I'm a player alright. I've been to Egypt.
>Hey there, sweetie, you wanna have some of this? Elise slaps her fat ass.
>Hehehe, of course gal, I....wait what are you-AGDSKHMXWNCGIR
The Ashi Imposter fell to the ground, tasered. As Elise loaded him into a sack, he turned to the still crowded bar.
>Oh uh.......just...a game we play.
Everyone shrugged and turned away, as Elise dragged the Imposter away.
>Kreese: Tom and Jerry send Popeye and Olive Oyl sailing ! >Howard: I got a seamen joke, captain comes out on deck and asks why everyone's naked, his second in command says we're about to go against some French men and then the captain strips down to. >Kreese: I don't get it. >Howard: You had to be there to get it but the moral of the story is that boat orgies are awesome!
>>430648 >Ok Chris, I've turned every both these water coolers into holy water.
>Can you please explain now?
>Oh, well the Armenian Coptic Church offers online baptism and has instructions to-
>NO, I mean...what's your plan here?
>It's simple Chris. This holy water should be more then enough to destroy The Radio Demon Bill is working with. I've taken the liberty of grabbing two sprayer backpacks, we simply tape them together and spray them on him when we get there.
>And...how are we gonna do that?
>That's where The Imposter comes in. You got the vial from Elise?
>..Yeah, but I don't.
>We trick him into posscessing him while he's in a blind rage after we kill his partner, and then force him to drink this liquid, erasing his mind and destroying Bill with him.
>I don't see,,,wait....why did Elise have that?
>Don't care, now, you might be asking how we're getting to hell to do this.
>That wasn't my next question no.
>Whatever, just start drawing the pentagram, we need to be ready for when Elise gets here with our offer. Or should I say, a get back together gift. Hehehehehhehe.
>Howard: The dapper dealers put an end to this mouse problem! >Kreese: Isn't that the second time we've used that joke? >Howard: There are a lot of mice in this tournament for some reason.
>>430651 >"You mean Skinny Santa? Definitely rooting for him, but I'm kind of feeling more towards normal Fat Santa. He WAS pretty cool after the last round, right?" >"Also Mrs. The Monarch of course! And Mr. The Monarch but that's mostly just part of the job." >"Also, weird... what's with the mistletoe shower all of a sudden? Is that just a thing in the ocean?"
>>430624 >>430653 >"AH! Pip!" >*cocks pistol* >"Let the sweetie, go you Monkey Team Hyperforce reject!"
>>430622 Things have been going quite well recently. I’ve tasked many of my servants to bring me gifts for my beloved while she went off to help sponsor coffee
>>430670 Latest intel shows that Ramses partner Miss Romanoff is dead Blacksad! Dead! And I caused the crash that killed her! While that would possibly mean less trouble for you and Weekly under normal circumstances I thought I would give you a heads up. Keep on your toes. I would not wish a run in with those mummies I saw last time on the demons who stole my Samantha...
>Howard: SpongeBob and Patrick consume the Mighty tallest's snack supply! Without that snack supply they give up and run away! >Kreese: They couldn't even save the donuts!
>Kreese: To stay on the nice list, Gwen and Jack give the win to the North Pole express! >Howard: They're still getting coal though right? >Kreese: Oh yeah most likely.
>>430651 >>430644 >>430581 You know what's better than worshipping that false god Wilkins? Worshipping true gods like us, and you can start by giving an offering of the finest (and most expensive) Wilkins coffee to se- drink!
(sorry the quality is low I'm running out of time) >>430671 >Oh no babe, I was actually hoping we could reconcile.....eventually...I have a small favor to ask of you.
>Danny, I've never viewed you as a genius, but did you really think summoning a demon you betrayed for favors is a good idea?
>I also know your a succubus. And succu....succubi, love a good concubine for their harem. So I brought you a new lover as an offer to patch things up.
>Mmmphhh, LET ME OUT! I'D GET YOUR ASS IF I WASN'T DRUNK AS FUCK.
>Wha-....you're not The Imposter! I knew I couldn't trust Elise.
>FUCK OFF DAN! I can choose to dress however I want, sometimes I want to slip away, feel the touch of a woman, you KNOW what Jack's been up to lately.
>Then where's the-
>He's dead. He died in Egypt with all the other Fake Dans(except that one with the horns, Kitkat or something), I took his place. Why do you think he's been so quiet, stealing your license, the real Imposter would have fucked you up good by now! NOW LET ME GO!
>....Eh, as long as it works. Succubi aren't picky are they with......configuration.
>No.
>Eh good. So babe, I need you to send me to hell.
>Gladly.
>WAIT WAIT WAIT! I'm looking to deal with someone named The Radio Demon, He possced the mother of Mr. Mumbles and is holding her hostahe! We can kill her ourselves ,but.......
>>430686 >Alastor? That fucked mocked my...uh.....breakup with you live on the air. I was the mockery of the 7th circle for months. Dan, I'll gladly take your sacrifice. We made a good team. Alastors at the Broadcast station with that yellow guy he likes to work with these days, I can take you right there.
>Wait wait wait.....can you force.....whoever this is, to stay in her male form, for a while atleast? I kinda need her to look like me for this plan to work, as SOON as I'm done with Alastor I'll give them to you.
>Take as long as you want....I want Alastor to suffer.
>Howard: Mickey and Oswald may be from the past but they still managed to kick the enemies of the samurai's asses! >Kreese: A black and metallic ass to be exact!
>>430679 >"Coal?! Hey, Jesper said we got to be on the nice list!" >>430676 >"Sorry Jack, I'll get back to you in a second to check out that mistletoe, just got to deal with something real quick-!" >>430681 >>430666 >"Oh no, Mr. Krampus! Someone who knows literally anything about bullet wounds get over here!" >"Seriously let Pip go, now!"
>Kreese: Billy and Mandy send Jack and Simon back to their honeymoon! >Howard: You know my honeymoon with my ex wife was just me drinking myself to death in the bathroom while my wife banged the bellboy! >Kreese: Way to bring down the mood Howard.
>>430719 But Ashi's father is at least higher (lower?) than Alastor. I'm kind of curious as to who would beat who outside a popularity contest, but I don't want this to become a Death Battle thread
>>430720 >There Chris. Ok, bust in, we both spray down Alastor and kill him with the holy water, I back out of the room, you toss in the Imposter, wait for Bill to pocess him, and then feed him the serum.
>>430622 The Church of Wilkins Coffee has been flourishing and my beloved Shuma Gorath has been the best possible Lovecraftian Deity a girl could ask for. I hope I can marry him soon.
>>430681 Well I guess it'll be up to me to become the new Krampus. Only instead of punishing bad kids, I instead take away their ability to masturbate by wiping their memory of it. They'll feel something's missing but not know what it is. That'll really show them.
>>430693 Maybe he's raising his pinky to be polite while drinking Wilkins coffee
>>430717 I always figured I'd end up here one day. Anyone wanna roast marshmallows?
>>430677 Well, I must say that is unfortunate for all involved. However, I'm glad you both are okay. I'd be careful of Ramses as well. He may have a vendetta against you two.