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No.427282
Tag Team Tourney: Round OneTagTeamAnon
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Keep all tourney talk in this thread.

Timer: https://itsalmo.st/time-for-round-2-u8ab

Poll: https://forms.gle/pCfWQk66ScwEXyQj9

Qualifier Results: https://pastebin.com/BFtE5wRV

Bracket: https://pastebin.com/Dy8QLDDv

Top Seeded
1. The Miser Bros: Heat Miser and Snow Miser (The Year Without a Santa Claus): 41
2. Primal Duo: Spear and Fang (Primal): 39
3. Assholish AS Duo: Monarch and Master Shake (ATHF/Venture Bros): 34
4. SCAM Inc: Mr Krabs and Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls/Spongebob): 34
5. Team Gadgets and GET-zmos: Jack Spicer and GwenPool (GwenPool/Xiaolin Showdown): 33
6. Fake Santas: Jack Skellington and The Grinch (Nightmare Before Christmas/How the Grinch Stole Christmas): 31
7. Cracking Cheese Lovers: Wallace and Gromit (Wallace and Gromit): 31
8. Bad Things seem to happen to people who don't Vote Wilkins: Wilkins and Wontkins (Wilkins Ad): 31
9. Dapper Dealers: Bill Cipher and Alastor (Gravity Falls/Hazbin Hotel): 30
10. Patience and Humility: Samurai Jack and Simon Laurent (Infinity Train/Samurai Jack): 30

The 2’s A /co/ tourney is a single elimination tournament where teams of 2 duke it out for both the glory of being the best tag team as well as snazzy and horribly inefficient championship belts.

>Resources:

Booru (Post OC here): https://tagteam.booru.org/index.php

OC Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/dz26hdnk76ppfdj/AACbgj5O0Lm14lHRbAgXSCS7a?dl=0

Sites for easy image making
https://www.imgonline.com.ua/eng/

>Judges:
Yotsuba
/co/nrad
Sam
Max
J/aco/lyn
Hope Corgi


Rules and Nominees:
Spreadsheet:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19-t7TfR5ucRNC-pfBOx6P5ayuB8w7WFmhutLbpJbHck/edit

https://pastebin.com/dEu3ASmN

2019 Elite Four:
Sam and Max
Eggman and Wiley
Samurai Jack and Johnny Bravo
Daffy and Donald

>Why are there only four when the rules says 8?
Last tournament only had 64 teams, as such there was no top 8.

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No.427287
TagTeamAnon
>>427282
I apologize for the lateness again.
No.427292
Anonymous
Replies:>>427295
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Today is a great day to vote for Wilkins!
No.427293
Anonymous
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>>427282
...

..........

This has to be a joke. Or the work of someone rather skilled illusion magic.
No.427295
Anonymous
Replies:>>427305
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>>427292
>Please tell you didn't take that Troll's deal did you? She probably doesn't even have powers, she lost
No.427296
Anonymous
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>>427282
Boo-rah, baby!

Wuya, it’s you and me now! Because we are IN! And all the better, that no-fun Emperor is OUT!
No.427299
Anonymous
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JESSICA, WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE!!
WE'RE FIGHTING AGAINST JACK SPICER AND GWENPOOL IN THE FIRST ROUND!!
WHO GOT MORE VOTES THAN US IN QUALIFIER POLL!
WE'RE SO SCREWED!
No.427300
Anonymous
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>Fuck

>HOW MUCH LONGER TIL ELISE'S BOOBA JUICE WEARS OFF? IT'S GOTTA HAVE BEEN 24 HOURS!

>Uh, 9 minutes.

>Ugh, fiiiiinnne, get the K-Wagen ready.

>Ok, Danielle.

>I WILL STRANGLE YOU
No.427301
Anonymous
Replies:>>427475
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Aw yeah! Me and Gwen are in this and the fifth highest!

Ya hear that baby? We're gonna go all the way to the top!
No.427302
Anonymous
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>>427299
Kelsey, just Calm Down.
maybe anons will vote us instead of them.
however i'm not sure because i'm no Einstein but you should be brave to fight against them.
No.427303
Anonymous
Replies:>>427417
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>>427293
No worries, your highness. Allow your talented subject and her sweet to show you the power of wholesome, pure love (and your curriculum of course).
No.427304
Anonymous
Replies:>>427326
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>>427282
Guess I’ve got you on my side, Billy Boy! Hehehe!

Now! What shall we be doing to our FIRST opponents of the contest? One being like a lizard and the other a tin man!
No.427305
Anonymous
Replies:>>427327
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>>427295
>I wasn't, but then she offered a lifetime supply of Wilkins Coffee
No.427306
Anonymous
Image:160791440063.jpg(117kB, 536x397)Spoiler image
>hehe...
No.427307
Anonymous
Replies:>>427314
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>>427282
TTA, do you have the blank brackets ready yet? Because I can't remember who goes where and my brain is too stupid to use basic logic right now.
No.427308
Anonymous
Replies:>>427313
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We're fighting against giant creatures? But they're so cute, I want to pet them instead.
No.427309
Anonymous
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Grace? Exactly who are these Santa Clauses we must defeat to reach the next level? How powerful are they?
No.427310
Anonymous
Replies:>>427323
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SECRET SQUIRREL AND MOROCCO MOLE MORE LIKE BUDGET DRIVEL AND GOT NO VOTES
No.427311
Anonymous
Replies:>>427347
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>Daddies gonna be so proud of us. We already kicked Vriska's ass over a cliff.

>And I showed that muffinfluffer Gamma Gae who was the real Queen of this town. I'm glad you ditched that soy head Steven.

>Oh, we won't have to worry about him or the diamonds.


>Ever again
No.427312
Anonymous
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>>427302
>You should be brave to fight against them.
maybe you're right Jessica.
i should against these overhyped bastards once for all.
No.427313
Anonymous
Replies:>>427330
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>>427308
Eh, I dunno Wakko, I think if we touch these things we'll get real hurt
No.427314
Anonymous
Replies:>>427316
>>427307
Requesting Anna/Elsa bracket icon
No.427315
Anonymous
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>>427282
Finally, now the real competition can get started.
>Generals Against Magic: Toffee and Gen. James Ironwood (RWBY/Star Vs)
Looks like some small fry is first up on the menu.
No.427316
Anonymous
>>427314
Plz wait
No.427317
Anonymous
Replies:>>427321
>>427306
Get out forced villain fag.

Let the villain evolve naturally, more fun
No.427318
Anonymous
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Don't know how many of the Cabsbros are around but thank you for getting them in
If they can break the curse and win just a round it would be the nicest thing
No.427319
TagTeamAnon
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>>427282
You wanna know the weird part?
It’s been snowing all day today, even gave my siblings a snowday.
I guess my feud with the Miser bros is over
No.427320
Anonymous
Replies:>>427328
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>>427306
did I do that?
Eh, Scruffy can take care of it.
No.427321
Anonymous
>>427317
It's supposed to be a villain? I thought it was a blur edit of the withered wojack
No.427322
Anonymous
Replies:>>428094
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>>427282
>Ironwood’s Team has to go against the RP meme demons in Round 1

Fate really likes to torture this man, doesn’t it?
No.427323
Anonymous
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>>427310
>It was actually 11, correction
No.427325
Anonymous
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Starscream we seem to be up against some supernatural beings, but since they still look human who says can’t be crushed like humans
No.427326
Anonymous
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>>427304
Since one is made out of metal we definitely should start with electrocution first. You can decide the next follow attack demon buddy.
No.427327
Anonymous
Replies:>>427335
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>>427305
>Well that explains the weird tattoo, And here I thought you had tried to buy Brand M.

>..........I'm not that braindead, but you'll be soon.
No.427328
Anonymous
Replies:>>427382
>>427320
>Get out forced villain fag.
>Let the villain evolve naturally, more fun
No.427329
Anonymous
Replies:>>427417
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>>427296
This is so exciting - we both made it again! Maybe we'll reach round 2 this time!
No.427330
Anonymous
Replies:>>427337
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>>427313
We'll be fine, Yakko! They don't look THAT scary to me.
No.427331
Anonymous
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ONLY CORRECT CHOICES
>Pepe and Kermit
>Wilkins and Wontkins
>Henchmen 21 and 24
>Aku and Scaramouche
>Monarch and Master Shake
>Ape Shaman and Krog
> Hank and Bobby Hill
>TOAA and Moses
>jimmy and Timmy
>Frollo and Gaston
>Jose and Panchito
>Blitzo and Stolas
>Jack and the Grinch
>Bert and Ernie
>Calvin and Hobbes
>Red Guy and Him
>Blacksad and Weekly
>Ashi and Grace
>Miguel and Tulio
>Johnny and Jenny
>Jimmy and Heloise
>Billy and Mandy
>Klaus and Jesper
>Wall E and EVE
>Tom and Jerry
>Simon and Jack
>Krabs and Pines
>Miser Bros
>Huey and Riley
>Aladdin and Genie
>Star and Gertrude
>Dick and Muttley
>Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 5
>Agent K and Agent J
>Hogarth and the Iron Giant
>Karen and Plankton
>Jesse and Lake
>Mao Mao and Badgerclops
>Jack and Gwen
>Basil and Dawson
>Hilda and Twig
>Toph and Daredevil
>Bill and Alastor
>Popeye and Olive
>Morticia and Gomez
>Robotnik and Koopa
>Lilo and Stitch
>Farmer 1 and 2
>Tyr and Dr Mrs
>Bugs and Daffy
>Oswald and Mickey
>Mordecai and Rigby
>Wallace and Gromit
>Starfire and Raven
>Zone-tan and Shuma-Gorath
>Yakko and Wakko
>Dan and Chris
>Scratch and Grounder
>Splinter and Iroh
>Sarah Bellum and Hello Nurse
>Felix and Calhoun
>Timon and Pumba
>Johnny and Plank
>Jessica and Roger Rabbit
No.427332
Anonymous
Replies:>>427374
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>Up against coombait
I'm thinking they got this one.
No.427334
Anonymous
Replies:>>427375
>Ghost Lolis made it
I'm honestly impressed.
No.427335
Anonymous
Replies:>>427386
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>>427327
>Well, if anyone was gonna take a stab on the side of Luck, It'd be Wilkins. Bad things may indeed be happening to those who don't drink kids!

>>427326
Blowtorches! Always a classic! I love to feel the glow on my face, in hell we get ALOT of that, trust me!
No.427336
DeathWatch Announcers
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>>427282
>Howard: Greetings /co/ fans! It's a beautiful evening for a tournament and a race! My name is Howard "Buckshot" Holmes! And I'm joined by my co host, Kreese Kreely! Kreese, tell us, what happened to get us here?
>Kreese: Well Howard, as you must know already, jannies are horrible at their job even though they do it for free. So they naturally set off a bunch of nukes on the initial location of the tournament, resulting in all the contestants having to flee from the nuclear fallout and the location turning into a toxic waste dump.
>Howard: I thought 4chan was already a toxic waste dump?
>Kreese: It is but we never had something like this happen. Thankfully we were no where near the blast zone but a few of the nominees got hit and are now mutating into abominations that even god couldn't love.
>Howard: That's unfortunate for them but fortunate for the audience because they will now be used as hazards during the race.
>Kreese: Expect to see some irradiated chunks fly into the splash zone! We got cameras in every nook and cranny of the tracks, enough booze up here to kill the liver of every elephant in Africa, and a fuck ton of entertaining matches!
>Howard: So place your bets, reeve up your engines, and get ready because it's tiiiiiiiiiime for the Tag Team Tournament!
>Kreese: So much fun it hurts!
No.427337
Anonymous
Replies:>>427394
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>>427330
I wasn't talking about them, I was talking about Toho's strict regulations after the 98 Godzilla film!
No.427338
Anonymous
Replies:>>427373
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>Postman Pat vs Mao Mao.
welp we're screwed Jess..
No.427339
Anonymous
>>427331
Actually based choices mine is looking similar
No.427340
Anonymous
>>427336
>They made it

OH THANK GOD ALL WE NEED NOW IS PSYANON
No.427341
Anonymous
>>427331
Based and neutralpilled.
No.427342
Anonymous
>>427336
YES YOU'RE BACK
No.427343
Anonymous
I'm kind of disappointed that a lot of these teams are based on RP and not on their actual shows. Oh well i guess.
No.427344
Anonymous
>>427343
It would have been if it was on /co/ but Fuse showed up and whatever, here we are
No.427345
Anonymous
>>427343
My team is based on the actual show
No.427346
Anonymous
Replies:>>427417
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>>427293
So, magic man, about that cage.
No.427347
Anonymous
Replies:>>427351
>>427311
Gems aren’t magic
No.427349
Anonymous
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>>427324
based and tentaclepilled
No.427350
Anonymous
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>>427309
They're robots, I think. We may have an advantage this round because you're used to dealing with robots!
No.427351
Anonymous
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>>427347
>Silly, I just made it so Diamonds were incapable of sustaining life. I'm not THAT crazy. The other gems are fine.


>.....They aren't listening are they?
No.427352
Anonymous
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Go Kelsey and Jessica!
vote for that red-headed warrior girl and little black princess girl.
No.427353
Anonymous
>>427343
Many of these are based on the actual canon duos, I counted I think 44 of them aren't and most of those aren't based on rp
No.427354
Anonymous
Replies:>>427405
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>>427331
>Krabs and Pines

Unbased, shit-tier
No.427355
Anonymous
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Quick, convince me why I should vote for your duo
No.427356
Anonymous
>>427336
You guys made it, cool. Holding out for radio announcer and /co/nnouncer
No.427357
Anonymous
>>427343
It really isn’t that many—less than ten, I think—it’s just that they’re getting memed in thread
No.427358
Anonymous
Replies:>>427368
>>427343
List the RP ones. People keep saying "RP duos" but not all of them are obvious to me.
No.427359
Anonymous
Replies:>>427417
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>>427293
Everyone who made a deal made it in, Bellows. You shoulda taken me up on me offer!
No.427360
Anonymous
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Alright while I wait on TTA I figured I'd ask you guys for some help. If there's a particular image you want used for the background on your duo's name tag, please LINK it. If it's already canon or very popular I shouldn't have any problems finding images to use, but if it's niche and you happen to have the one piece of fan art, feel free to let me know. Otherwise I'm going to use a gradient of the characters' two most prominent colors. Also, TTA: I noticed the bracket won't have much room for the tags I'm using, so I'm making two tags for each team. One will be the size of the Ms./Mr. /co/ tags (but left blank) that'll be easier to fit onto the image, and the larger ones with the names for later rounds. You can use them however you want obviously but I thought I'd try and make things a little easier for you. Also I'll take requests after I'm done, but that probably won't be until tomorrow or Tuesday.
No.427361
Anonymous
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>So who's the re-EEEEEEEEEE-tard, I uh, have to shit all over.
No.427362
Anonymous
>>427351
Well they are automatons so I guess they’ll just live it up
No.427363
Anonymous
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>>427331
>Jack and Gwen
No.427364
Anonymous
>>427351
Greg's gonna be pissed when he finds out you killed his Harem and put his son in a coma by killing half of him.
No.427366
Anonymous
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Ah yeah, BBC time.
No.427367
Anonymous
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Well look at that. We made it in this year! Let's show everyone what we're made of!
No.427368
Anonymous
Replies:>>427383
>>427358
I can't see any except the main ones (Ashi/Grace, Jack/Simon, Amity/Jackie, and Spicer/Gwen). The rest are from shows or thematic pairings. As for the meme ones they generate fun content so I am chill with it.
No.427369
Anonymous
>>427360
Dan and Chris should have Burgerphile exterior
No.427370
Anonymous
>>427360
Requesting Zone-Tan and Gwen Tennyson
No.427371
Anonymous
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Why do these things pop up sometimes when I refresh?
No.427372
Anonymous
Replies:>>427379
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Holy crap Lois, I made it in this time.
No.427373
Anonymous
>>427338
Mao Mao is an infamous choker the first round so you have a fighting shot
No.427374
Anonymous
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>>427332
Once we’re done with you we’ll torture your mind, body, and soul for all eternity until you’re nothing more then another servant of The Old Ones
No.427375
Anonymous
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>>427334
I'm just as surprised as you are. Thank you all! We'll do our best!
No.427376
Anonymous
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>>427282
>The announcer speakers turn on

And there we have it! A surprisingly low turnout, to be sure, but you all know how things are after a few explosive events, hahahaha!

Miser Bros have pulled in at the #1 spot, much to the displeasure of a few! Meanwhile we’ve got teams no one would consider getting in: like Jack Spicer winning the bid of Gwenpool, and the mighty Monarch having to run with a talking beverage instead of his beloved wife!

Ah, but this is still just the beginning! Stay tuned, ladies and gentlemen, and do hold on because this ride is about to get hectic!

And remember: Rewards shall be in store for those that vote Cipher and I all the way to the top!
No.427377
Anonymous
>>427360
Hide the Scorpio symbol somewhere in Wilkins and Wontkins. The idea of Wilkins having taken Vriska's power(from the end of the last thread and still being continued here) is so fucking hillarious it needs reference
No.427378
Anonymous
>>427309
It's funny because Grace knows who the devil and Santa are but Ashi has no concept of the two.
No.427379
Anonymous
>>427372
>gamer representation at last

Wtf I love society now
No.427380
Anonymous
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>>427370
No.427381
Anonymous
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>>427373
>HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WAS AN IRISH PATRIOT?!?
No.427382
Anonymous
>>427328
It's fine. Stifling faggot.
No.427383
Anonymous
>>427368
There's also Monarch/Shake but it was popular
No.427384
Anonymous
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What did i miss?

>>427367

Hello there fella!
No.427385
Anonymous
Replies:>>427419
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>I'M BACK, AND MANLIER THEN EVER BEFORE! MAY HAVE HALF-DROWNED WHILE GETTING BACK THROUGH THE PORTAL HERE, BUT I'M BACK, NO MORE BOOBA, WHERE THE HELL IS THAT CAT, WHO AM I FIGHTING THIS ROUND!!!
No.427386
Anonymous
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Good evening everyone. This is your host Don, here at the starting line at the Temple of Isis! (No not the terrorist one)
Let's get a few words from our contestants.
>>427326
>>427335
Hey! You two! Yeah, the demons! How thrilled are you to be working together in this big event?
No.427387
Anonymous
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>>427381
>Oh, don't look so sad Mr. Doujin Bribery. How about I sing song of my people and your defeat?
No.427388
Anonymous
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>>427360
For Gwen and Spicer
No.427389
TagTeamAnon
>>427360
What do you need brackets?
No.427390
Anonymous
>>427389
He obviously needs to know what size to make the icons
No.427392
Anonymous
Replies:>>427396
>>427381
Mao you choke harder in tournaments then you do when you suck Badger's cock
No.427394
Anonymous
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>>427337
Now THAT's scary.
No.427395
Anonymous
>>427389
>>427390
Noo I need the matches listed on the bracket. I can't just use last year's because there's 128 teams now instead of 64.
No.427396
Anonymous
Replies:>>427401
>>427392
>Come out yee Mao Mao fans, come out and fight all of us Dans.
No.427397
TagTeamAnon
>>427360
>>427390
I'm a retard.

I can do just one type, Brackets. To make it easier on you since you're gonna be doing a lot of work. The larger ones are fine
No.427398
Anonymous
Replies:>>427404
>>427360
Ashi/Grace here. I've got this if you can use it.
Thanks for the hard work, man. You rock!
No.427399
Anonymous
Image:160791631777.jpg(48kB, 450x360)screens_feature1-1.jpg
Dad, look! We got in! A lot of people must like us.
Well alright! Let's show em how the Hill boys do it!
No.427400
Anonymous
Replies:>>427410
>>427395
Can you use the template Stats uses for mr/ms /co/?
No.427401
Anonymous
>>427396
Did anyone ever actually make a recording of that? It was pretty based.

If Mao Mao avoids choking long enough it might come in handy if he goes against Danny again
No.427402
Anonymous
>>427373
Let’s not forget British Stop Motion hype is in the air thanks to Wallace getting high last tournament
No.427404
Anonymous
Image:160791637383.jpg(88kB, 1010x792)samurai_jack___aku_s_lair_background_by_davidevgen_dd3ore0-pre.jpg
>>427398
>>427360

Oh shit, forgot.
No.427405
Anonymous
Replies:>>427548
Image:160791637999.jpg(125kB, 1600x900)pillarbox.jpg
>>427360
Hope I'm doing this right.

The pillarbox HQ for Danger Mouse and Ian.

>>427354
Let's not get cocky, Scam INC is obviously going to win
No.427406
Anonymous
Replies:>>427426
Image:160791641030.png(130kB, 340x255)Red_and_Purple_talking_about_Zim.png
>>427374
Purple: We already had to put up with Zim.
Red: Our minds, bodies and souls have already been tortured.
No.427407
Anonymous
Replies:>>427408
Image:160791643218.png(179kB, 371x380)5B1A61A1-2C9F-47E1-9B9F-2B6821A11A9B.png
>>427370
Should somebody tell him?
No.427408
Anonymous
>>427407
Tell me what?
No.427409
Anonymous
Image:160791646067.jpg(9kB, 300x168)BURGERPHILE.jpg
>>427360
For Dan and Chrid
No.427410
Anonymous
Replies:>>427414
Image:160791647605.png(109kB, 383x190)this-is-a-test.png
>>427400
Stats' one doesn't allow enough space for the tags.
No.427411
Anonymous
Replies:>>427472
Image:160791648171.png(388kB, 1280x878)1599968741428.png
>>427237
>>427391
next part soon
my thumb hurts
No.427412
Anonymous
Image:160791658589.jpg(19kB, 259x194)COFFEE.jpg
>>427360
wILKINS and Wontkins
No.427413
Anonymous
>>427331
>>Wilkins and Wontkins
stopped reading, get outta here
No.427414
Anonymous
Replies:>>427423
Image:160791663079.jpg(143kB, 1920x1080)hunchback-of-the-notre-dame-disneyscreencaps.com-1460.jpg
>>427410
WAIT I think I can make Stats' work.
No.427416
TagTeamAnon
Replies:>>427422
>>427395
Oh uh, yeah sure. Sorry about that. Lemme get that going for ya.
No.427417
Anonymous
Image:160791667731.jpg(121kB, 777x1024)belosgain.jpg
>>427303
I wouldn't be surprised if any kind of rigging was involved. At least there is SOME silver lining to this awful display.

Amity Blight! Despite the Owl Lady and her human still in the competition, I decree you as the best one to represent us at the Boiling Isles.

And speaking of....if you do well, I might consider a spot in my own coven for you!

>>427296
>>427329
Hmph. Well congratulations. Though I highly doubt either of your teams will be touching the Elite Eight spots.

>>427359
The same goes for you, creature. I had figured Andrias would take your offer, but that doesn’t matter now.

>>427346
....And what about it?

>>427386
Because asking this to the announcing red demon would be a waste of time, I'll ask you this: Have you check the system for any kind of cheating afoot? The Owl Lady is no stranger to that.
No.427418
Anonymous
Image:160791670920.png(22kB, 1062x779)rukke0gvnfp31.png
>>427360
For the Almighty Tallest.
No.427419
Anonymous
Image:160791671181.gif(1.65MB, 563x316)Happy-Mao.gif
>>427367
>>427384
Hello guys! Nice to see Moonknight in one piece. I'm here with my partner Badgerclops
>>427385
Looks like we are separated my old nemesis. For now
No.427420
DeathWatch Announcers
Image:160791682961.jpg(57kB, 960x720)QUESTIONS.jpg
>Howard: And they are off to the races! It's mechanical mayhem out there already! While we watch, let's take some questions from the audience!
>Kreese: Some these cars look weird. Hell the kaiju don't even have cars, they're just walking and running.
No.427421
Anonymous
Image:160791691343.jpg(66kB, 854x480)1549792_1459004723027_full.jpg
>>427417
Oh we made sure there was no cheating going on. You're just not as popular as you think you are. Sorry but you're just gonna have to watch this one. You're free to support your favorite team though.
No.427422
Anonymous
Image:160791693617.jpg(45kB, 640x480)642207.jpg
>>427416
No disregard it I'm a fucking idiot, don't worry.
No.427423
TagTeamAnon
Replies:>>427425
>>427414
You can? Tell me How so I can start getting the text on the brackets
No.427424
Anonymous
Image:160791700206.jpg(50kB, 1200x1200)steel_go_go_cage-05-sydney_prop_specialists.jpg
>>427417
Get in the cage.
No.427425
Anonymous
Image:160791707110.png(1.28MB, 5435x7458)blank seeding.png
>>427423
I'm just following this, I needed to know which match went on which side so I knew which tags to use, that's all.
No.427426
Anonymous
Replies:>>427431
Image:160791708831.gif(2kB, 117x105)1718A34C-D6C8-46E3-80B9-0E30F6717560.gif
>>427406
Fine then we’ll restrain you and I’ll get my spawn Quoggoth to stare at you for eternity
No.427427
Anonymous
Image:160791710196.jpg(88kB, 572x774)Canonical Out of Fairyland Gertrude.JPG
>>427282
>ALRIGHT BOYS, VOTE FOR ME AND STAR, GET A PIECE OF MY REAL BODY, 40 YEARS OLD JUST LIKE MY SOUL
No.427428
Anonymous
Replies:>>427430
>>427425
How is this? Follows that order with number
https://pastebin.com/Dy8QLDDv
No.427429
Anonymous
Replies:>>427434
Image:160791727709.jpg(19kB, 474x355)xj9.jpg
>>427425
>a judge is one of the competitors
hmm
No.427430
Anonymous
>>427428
Yeah that's what I'm doing. I'm just tired and it's been over a month since Mr. /co/ so my brain's all scrambled right now.
No.427431
Anonymous
Replies:>>427447
Image:160791733414.png(2.37MB, 1872x1400)BackseatDriversfromBeyondtheStars34-TallestRedAngry.png
>>427426
Staring? Really? That's the best you got?
No.427432
Anonymous
Image:160791733534.png(413kB, 426x492)jannie.PNG
Ok, going to do a Bertstrip each round like last year (and will do other SS/Muppet scenes if they lose)
Had to do this extra one though
No.427433
Anonymous
Image:160791734870.png(350kB, 350x653)20201026_220206.png
>>427384
Hello there, Moon Knight. Nice seeing you again. I'd like you to meet Weekly.
>>427419
Hello, Mao Mao. So, this is the guy you were talking about.
No.427434
Anonymous
Image:160791735704.png(16kB, 199x253)1600114506925.png
>>427429
Wouldn't be the first time Jenny tried to compete again
No.427435
TagTeamAnon
>>427430
It's fine, just tell me if you need anything else
No.427436
Anonymous
>>427430
Take a rest my dude, it's not needed right now
No.427437
Anonymous
>>427432
Good one.
No.427438
Anonymous
No.427439
Anonymous
No.427440
Anonymous
Replies:>>427480
Image:160791745604.jpg(12kB, 295x280)Mao-Mao-and-Badgerclops.jpeg
>>427433
Hello Mr. Blacksad!
No.427441
Anonymous
I Voted the lowest seed in each match-up
No.427442
Anonymous
Replies:>>427450
Image:160791749475.jpg(112kB, 1200x678)blitzorifle.jpg
>>427282
I gotta beat up some little green mutant bug and his walking pile of metal? This is almost too easy!

This would be a lot better if I had Loona wi-....nevermind that.

HEY FUCKWIT MIDGETS! GET READY TO DANCE!
No.427443
Anonymous
>>427331
Good matches there, but I would chose Ruber over Jack and Simon. I love both characters but they are a crack pair
No.427444
Anonymous
Image:160791754140.jpg(27kB, 400x400)Untitled14_400x400.jpg
I hope you all won't underestimate me and Phantasma just because we're little girls.
No.427445
Anonymous
Also happy as fuck Basil made at least one tournament
No.427446
Anonymous
Image:160791764848.png(569kB, 614x599)monarch_dr2.png
MINIONS! Your Monarch beckons you to heed his call!

Alright... I've had a bit of time to calm down. Brewed up some tea, sat down, and now rather than feeling only blinding, unrelenting fury I am only feeling the slightest twinge of murderous intent. One vote. One, FUCKING vote kept me from running alongside my darling, and now I am forced to run this shit show with Master fucking Shake. THE biggest prick this side of yours truly in this whole sad escapade.

So, I just want a show of hands. Merely curious, no punishments will be had here, I JUST want to know how many of you voted for me and Shake over me and my Queen. Come on, don't be shy, I swear no one's judging, I just want to get an idea.
No.427447
Anonymous
Replies:>>427459
Image:160791765911.jpg(75kB, 457x671)A167EEED-F6FA-4092-9E4D-3BAF13885E37.jpeg
>>427431
You underestimate this fate worse then death
No.427448
Anonymous
Replies:>>427475
Image:160791767199.jpg(159kB, 1280x720)IMG_8763.JPG
So who's our first opponent?
.... Is it seriously a couple of kids a parakeet?
We got this in the bag!
No.427449
Anonymous
Replies:>>427453
Image:160791769007.jpg(409kB, 2195x1450)5E8B4D7C-871A-4229-987B-3508C18533F3.jpeg
>>427298
Inspired by the writefag, here’s one of the matchups in action!
No.427450
Anonymous
Replies:>>427514
Image:160791770535.png(550kB, 704x538)Tallest_Probing_Day.png
>>427442
Yes, make him hurt.
No.427451
Anonymous
Image:160791771142.png(157kB, 282x430)1578616870235.png
>>427446
I VOTED FOR YOU AND DR. MRS. AHHHHHHHHHH
No.427452
Anonymous
Bracket Anon, how long would The Heroes of Pure Heart and The Avatars of Nemesis have to last to face eachother?
No.427453
Anonymous
>>427449
Misers bout to fuck up some bitches
No.427454
Anonymous
>>427452
Looking at the bracket it would be the finals
No.427455
Anonymous
Replies:>>427464
>>427452
Like the semi-finals, they're on opposite sides of the bracket.
No.427456
Anonymous
>>427454
So you're saying if Dan/Chris and MaoMao/Badger kept winning, they'd be the FINAL 2, making the first match of Mr. /co/ the last match of the Tag Team, and allowing arguably the first big rivarly of that match time to stew?
No.427457
Anonymous
Replies:>>427603
Image:160791791147.jpg(210kB, 800x1232)7D003EF1-1E17-4439-9A74-F3F63190B96B.jpeg
Someone send this message to Oswald, tell him I’ll be taking good care of his wonderful wife while he’s in this tournament, really good care
No.427458
Anonymous
Replies:>>427488
Image:160791791748.jpg(126kB, 485x722)B454587D-868A-4034-8739-9ECCD3327587.jpeg
>>427446
What, you’re not excited? I know I am.
No.427459
Anonymous
Image:160791793794.png(364kB, 640x480)157.21.PNG.png
>>427447
Red: You underestimate the power of the Irken Empire!
Purple: Even if, and that's a huge if, we loose we will be rescued in no time.
No.427460
Anonymous
>>427456
I would unironically like that
No.427461
Anonymous
Image:160791797981.png(749kB, 1288x802)Screen Shot 2020-12-13 at 10.52.23 PM.png
>one giant robot versus TWO giant robots
Gee, I'm torn
No.427462
Anonymous
Image:160791798370.png(307kB, 1757x3291)Chef_Hatchet.png
>>427446
I still got a job, right?
No.427463
Anonymous
Image:160791805530.jpg(62kB, 1000x600)Tiny-Toons-Looniversity.jpg
>They just made a tournament after being close before
Maybe if they catch a wave before a trailer pisses everyone else they can make the proper tournament next year
No.427464
Anonymous
Image:160791807892.jpg(21kB, 474x374)OIP.AL1RRnn-tq3cX0lxFeYA3AHaF2.jpg
>>427456
>>427455
>>427454
>Finals or semi-finals, I like getting far, and I'd love to face my old rival again face to face.

>Perhaps we should temporaily........not cooperate, but focus on our other enemies first?

>I'm the only one who deserves to take out Daniel
No.427466
Anonymous
Replies:>>427467
>>427456
That's implying Mao Mao can make it out of round 1 kek
No.427467
Anonymous
Image:160791837047.png(8kB, 189x267)SDSDSDSDSDSDSD.png
>>427466
>No one except me is killing him.

>I've been meaning to 'go postal' on the mail service anyway
No.427468
Anonymous
Image:160791847780.jpg(127kB, 394x261)8D96BE33-AF66-421A-BA19-C994EFFA6D43.jpeg
>>427459
Whatever you say
No.427469
Anonymous
Replies:>>427471
>>427456
>Holy shit yeeeeeeeeees
No.427470
Anonymous
Image:160791852647.png(2.84MB, 1334x750)IMG_8141.PNG
>>427446
Honestly, I thought it'd be funny.
No.427471
Anonymous
>>427469
Considering its a small turnout people might rig this to happen
No.427472
Anonymous
Replies:>>427501
>>427411
And we're back! Again. The next batch of racers is arriving now, led by Wander and Sylvia. Wallace and Gromit squeak along in some crazy contraption. You just never know what to expect from those two. Babs and Buster Bunny, apparently unrelated, grace the road along with Moxxie and Millie who here to represent I.M.P. I wonder if they know about their boss? And there's Johnny and Plank, with the Bombshell Rabbits Roger and Jessica in the wackiest of racers. The Galactic Jobbers Galactus and Antimonitor are in it to lose it if their team name is any indication. Mr. Morris and Scruffy drive their street sweeper to compete for the cash prize! The cash prize that doesn't exist, of course. Best beware of the The Emperor's New Daughters, Star Butterfly and Gertrude Fairyland. The race hasn't even started and they've already made enemies.

And here we have the darlings of the digits, Simon Laurent and Samurai Jack in the Chapel Convertible. I can still hear the wedding bells. Let's hope they steer clear of the strikingly intimidating Camelot Crusaders, Ruber and The Griffon. Wirt and Beatrice had a car, can't remember what it looked like though. God my memory is shit. I remember Billy and Mandy though, a rather strained relationship there.

And there goes EVE with WALL-E in tow, who has a fire extinguisher for some reason? Behind them floats the Bottle Rocket with Wayward Vagabond and Peregrine Mendicant at the helm. Rorschach and The Question are on the scene to, uhh, up the ante into vigilante. Did I really write that? Whatever, Hank and Bobby Hill are next in their car. Doesn't look suited for the track. Then again, neither do they.

I can hear the arguing of the Assholish AS Duo from up in the announcer's booth. Seems Mr. Monarch isn't happy that he's separated from his wife, and getting stuck with Master Shake isn't helping. I give them a few hours before they kill each other.

Twin teams from the afterlife, it's the Ghost Lolis and the Devilish Duo in their own suitably spine-chilling carts. The Grumpy Warlords Grievous and Vilgax should prove to be tough competition. Grievous alone is a legendary slayer of Jedi, I wouldn't want to make him mad. Nor would I want to stand in the way of Calvin and his stuffed tiger, but that's just because I'm not good with kids. No clue how he made it in alone though. Perhaps some law and order is necessary to set this matter straight, which is why it's lucky we have Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde with their police cruiser. That siren means business!

Yet another duo from down below manifests in Charlie and Satina. Yeah, it's a good team and all, but surely there are #bettercartoons out there. Like KND, who has Numbuhs 1 and 5 visiting from Sector V. Though they'd better keep an eye out for Father, who has teamed up with The Beast for some pitch-black punishment. An amphibious alliance hops by next with Kermit and Pepe the Frog, apparently unrelated.

Good and evil rock the bracket as Black Hat and Demencia precede Moses and The One Above All. Scooby Doo and Courage take the Mystery Machine for a spin with Aladdin and the Genie riding a carpet towards eventual victory. Wishful thinking if you ask me.
No.427473
Anonymous
Image:160791871495.jpg(18kB, 540x540)ireland_26_6_1_postcard-r3e97d98fcaae49219855f1a4487f0b06_vgbaq_8byvr_540.jpg
>>427282
If Dan and Mao Mao are going for it, we're gonna need *that song*.

Voiceanons that's your cue
No.427474
Anonymous
Image:160791873378.jpg(34kB, 640x423)edabanned.jpg
I'll admit, kiddo: You're definitely right about all of this being exciting so far. You and your new friend do your best against the screaming duck and rabbit, while Wuya and I take care of that bunny and mouse! That magic cloak I gave you'll be useful in the race as long as you watch where the wind blows it!

>>427417
>>427421
>>427424
Yeah Belos! Listen to the human and also get in your time out prison!

>She TOTALLY didn't have any voting fraud involved with getting herself and Luz in, haha

>>427446
I did! A pretty close call for a couple that I didn't expect to get through, but I thought it'd be fun!

>>427470
Basically what he said.
No.427475
Anonymous
Image:160791881265.png(548kB, 1356x1249)henchgwen_point2.png
>>427301
>"I know, right?! Had my hopes but Top 5 is pretty sweet. Here's hoping we can hold on to that momentum."
>"You take the wheel first, I'll be on radio and shot-gun duty."
>>427448
>"Now don't underestimate them just cause they're kids. Kids can be crafty. They can SMELL weakness and move in on it. Gotta keep on your toes, and not make yourself a target."
>>427299
>>427302
>"Hey, don't be so nervous! Going up against tough odds can be scary, trust me I know, but we can try to have fun here. It's not like Black Widow's around to 'mop up' losers this time, she's too busy competing."
No.427477
Anonymous
Image:160791904531.png(1.95MB, 1334x750)IMG_8134.PNG
>>427475
Yeah yeah. I don't think they're any older than Omi.

Still, I ain't going easy on em. I want those belts and a summer home on Mt. /co/lympus
>>427299
>>427302
Just wait til the Jackbots come out
No.427478
Anonymous
Image:160791913317.jpg(18kB, 260x178)hentai.jpg
I'm going to need a full resolution image of this
No.427479
Anonymous
Replies:>>427489
>>427473
https://pastebin.com/37fwwaPF
Lyrics for anons not there
No.427480
Anonymous
Replies:>>427487
Image:160791919168.jpg(102kB, 729x708)IMG_20200809_074116.jpg
>>427440
Well hello there, Badgerclops. I must say, you look like a pretty strong fellow.
No.427481
Anonymous
Image:160791925867.png(291kB, 1027x967)santaga.png
Grace: Hey Ashi, since this is your first official Christmas, here's a present I swiped off of Robot Santa's sleigh. Merry Christmas!

Ashi: Thank you, but why are you doing this?

Grace: Um.. because 'tis the season?

Ashi: Of thievery and murder?

Grace: Um... Hahaha! Oh wow, we really need to get you out more! My childhood was shit, but even I knew what Christmas was.

Ashi: I was raised in a cave along with my six now dead sisters knowing only a crazed sect of female Aku cultists, born and brought up with only one thought: to kill the Samurai.

Grace: ...
Grace: Wow... Let's get you some eggnog.
No.427482
Anonymous
Replies:>>427495
Image:160791926840.jpg(297kB, 843x560)6DF32ED6-B4EB-464F-AAD0-41380B9ADC88.jpeg
Hey sorry I’m late did I miss any th-
IM UP AGAIN WHO!!!!
No.427483
Anonymous
>>427336
I have a question: How will you guys manage to attend both the Tag Team Tourney and King /v/? Apparently the latter begins tomorrow.
No.427484
Anonymous
Replies:>>427491
Image:160791939704.jpg(126kB, 690x1024)1594931202592.jpg
my work is finally done I can rest now.
by the way TagTeamAnon the "platonic" was supposed to be in quotes, that was the joke. Could you fix it if it wasn't a problem?
No.427485
Anonymous
Replies:>>427490
>>427483
>King /v/
Fuck off
No.427487
Anonymous
Replies:>>427519
Image:160791943521.png(61kB, 310x460)Badg-1.png
>>427480
Sure am!
No.427488
Anonymous
Image:160791945993.jpg(32kB, 303x227)1402_original.jpg
>>427458
Fuck you, you straw-headed dick! You know how much I was looking forward to competing alongside my Queen!
If am going to be stuck with you, then by God almighty we are going to be doing things my way, you got it? I'm the one with the ride, be it my unstoppable Cocoon or my evil Monarch Mobile, so you are going to be as quiet as freaking possible on this trip or so help me I will pull over to bury you in a ditch by the highway.
>>427475
>>427470
I see. Yes, very funny Spicer. Veeerry funny.
Henchman 69, the next time Jacky boy here needs to take a break from the wheel and catch a few winks... 'take care' of him.
And just because I know this won't get through to you the first time I say it, I am putting as much emphasis on the 'take care' part as I fur-reeking can.
>>427474
FUN? You see the jackass I have to share a vehicle with for the next seven days? In what of the nine rings of hell could a single minute with this arrogant soft-served talking beverage be considered 'fun'. I could have been running the Monarch Mobile with my hot wife, now I bet she's up in some Martian Cruiser while I have to listen to his inane ramblings day in and day out!
No.427489
Anonymous
>>427479
>>427473

https://vocaroo.com/13DUYJnmtzIm
This guy tried (and failed)
No.427490
Anonymous
>>427485
Not him but be nice.
No.427491
TagTeamAnon
>>427484
Yeah, next round if they're in. Messing with it now fucks with results
No.427492
Anonymous
Image:160791962469.jpg(401kB, 720x1200)52840279_p0_master1200.jpg
>>427459
How about I use Raven's spellbook to duplicate Zim and have him talk and chat with you for all eternity. How's that sound?
No.427493
Anonymous
Image:160791964966.jpg(61kB, 999x421)3pyuAQ0.jpg
>Dan, are you sure this is the best mode of transport for

>OF COURSE I AM, DON'T QUESTION ME, NOBODY QUESTIONS ME
No.427494
Anonymous
Image:160791972880.jpg(246kB, 1280x720)IMG_8766.JPG
>>427488
Dude, on the brightside if you ever get thirsty he's a milkshake.
Also you don't have to spend all 7 days with him, you can get eliminated early!
No.427495
Anonymous
Replies:>>427498
>>427482
Spidey poster is back?
No.427496
Anonymous
Replies:>>427502
Image:160791995127.png(1.78MB, 1856x1400)BackseatDriversfromBeyondtheStars7-PurpleBlowEmUp.png
>>427492
As if she'd ever let you get ahold of it.
No.427497
Anonymous
Image:160791997200.png(444kB, 925x519)1607915478801.png
it's not like I don't agree Gwen/spicer's support doesn't take a LOT from RP posts but the pair itself isn't what I'd consider your normal crackship, they're surprisingly synergistic.
>Roughly same age-group, teens trying to make it as a hero/villain
>Both resemble the first real 'friend' you see the other has in their respective series, Gwen looks much like Ashe (Katnappe) with pink-hair dye and Jack like a red-haired Cecil
>Gwen's younger brother Teddy was also better at computers than her so Jack may remind her of him.
>Both also share a few traits like Cecil/Jack's genius for computers and Ashe/Gwen's enthusiasm for mayhem
>Both have an arc around wanting to be recognized by others, Gwen establishing her place among the Marvel pantheon and Jack's insecurities forming his desire to rule the world
>Both often straddle the line between good and evil frequently
>Both use a varied arsenal in combat and have weird goggles
>Both come from mediums that like to use a little western animesque in their style
You might say these are minor similarities or that I'm reaching, but it's at lot more than what you'd assume is there on a first glance. Which is what I think is a fun part of Tag-Team tournament, is finding unconventional or funny pairings you wouldn't think of right away, and RP just happened to be the avenue for thinking it up. or maybe that they sync more than expected is what made the RP
No.427498
Anonymous
>>427495
As long as he don't want to fuck twig, it's fine
No.427499
Anonymous
>>427497
Saw this in the other thread. Might be why it caught on.
No.427500
Anonymous
Replies:>>427518
Image:160792005055.jpg(162kB, 489x781)B4E24BC6-380B-4DA5-B235-46F71B3FD848.jpeg
>>427488
It’s a partnership, dude. They picked us together, not you only with me as your hot side piece.
>>427494
I’m not into that shit, you kinky freak.
No.427501
Anonymous
>>427472
Classic champions return as Johnny Bravo and Jenny Wakeman roll up in a white and gold car. (Don't worry, there's no judges in a race.) It makes the sight of Xavier and Xavier running by even more pathetic. But look at them go! The power of shoddy 2007 animation is a powerful and mystical one, and it apparently allows the duplicates to run without their feet ever touching the ground.

This year's christmas will be anything but merry if Jack Skellington and The Grinch have anything to say about it. They've each contributed one "reindeer" to their shared sled, and while it doesn't help in the speed department, it does male for decent headlights. Above them is a futuristic jet designed, built, and piloted by Dr. Flug with 505 to provide support. Frollo and Gaston renew their partnership in the world of entertainment to compete for the championship. Darkwing Duck and Launchpad McQuack are putting their aviation skills to use with a shiny new biplane. And there's Scratch and Grounder in a new invention from Dr. Robotnik, without permission if my sources are to be believed. Looks like they're already thinking of ways to rig the race, those scoundrels.

Bored yet? Too bad. Blue Beetle and Booster Gold are running in a grounded jet painted in blue and gold. Hello Nurse and Sarah Bellum are WOOOOO LORDY BIG BAZONGERS YOU WON'T SEE THIS ON MODERN TELEVISION AWOOOGA HUMINA HUMINA, while Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff showcase the shittiest looking car I've ever seen. It was probably made by imigrants. And there's Mao Mao and Badgerclops patrolling the raceway on a flying scooter.

Looks like the mail truck's here with Postman Pat and Jess behind the wheel. Ramses and Black Widow ride in on a carriage built with the remains of the fallen and towed by enslaved competitors from Mr. /co/. Jesse Cosay and Lake share a motorcycle, while Henchmen 21 and 24 blast tunes from their car. Coop sits behind the wheel of Optimus Prime. Who's driving? Who knows. Dipper Pines and Dib Membrane drive Taz's old Cruiser at the back of the caravan along with Jimmy Neutron and Timmy Turner in an oddly green and pink tank.

And sneaking in at the very back, it's a Wacky Races staple, Dick Dastardly and his dog Muttley. Also known as the illegitimate winners of Mr. /co/ 2020.
>Illegitimate? Why, I stole that trophy fair and square!
This conniving crook is no doubt up to his old tricks. Can the other racers beat this cheat? Stay tuned to find out this and more on the way out Wacky Races!
No.427502
Anonymous
Replies:>>427512
Image:160792016710.png(54kB, 250x273)1C522C73-9976-4D0D-8ED0-CE4EBA0687B0.png
>>427496
You’re assuming that I don’t already have it. You know what they say about assuming, it makes me out of you and ass.
No.427503
Anonymous
Image:160792025297.png(254kB, 420x878)deertimecharliea.png
>>427386
I will tell you that this matchup is quite interesting! Especially after how rudely Cipher treated me at the wedding!

The charming Princess Charlie herself begged me to be on her team, but even she ended up happy with that little imp with wings on her side!

>>427488
Look at it this way, Mr. Monarch! Even if you and the shake go down, the trophy still has a chance of being taken to your cocoon by either your wife or one of your henchmen! A win from one of you is still a win for the whole team, isn't it?

Golly, I'd say you've got enough Monarch representation scattered over this bracket, consisting of you, your darling wife, those two henchmen of yours, the henchgirl with Spicer and.....aren't Spear and Fang still living with you?
No.427504
Anonymous
Replies:>>427509
>>427501
based work, anon.
No.427505
Anonymous
Replies:>>427507
Wojaks have been up for an hour now on /co/, so you might be safe making the tourney thread now
Just link the tournament google poll and this thread saying round 1 is happening here, not a long paragraph and not an angry post directed to anyone
No.427507
Anonymous
Replies:>>427508
>>427505
Being positive and not mentioning jannies is probably a good idea
No.427508
Anonymous
>>427507
Just write a brief post: drop in if you want to cast your vote and look at fanart
No.427509
Anonymous
>>427504
thanks
No.427511
DeathWatch Announcers
Image:160792061386.jpg(57kB, 960x720)QUESTION 1.jpg
>>427483
>Howard: We can do both. We are men of many talents. I'm able to masturbate with both hands by driving. Sure I've run over several hobos but I have busted triple the nuts!
>Kreese: You car must look like a satanic ritual. Just full of blood and semen.
No.427512
Anonymous
Replies:>>427517
Image:160792066200.png(607kB, 720x540)TallestRedPurple-PurpleTalkingToRed.png
>>427502
Red: Yeah, right.
Purple: That's not even how that saying goes. It's "Assuming makes an ass out of you and me".
Red: Just goes to show how dumb people become when they focus on getting off instead of school.
Purple: No wonder why humanity's education is so bad.
No.427513
Anonymous
No.427514
Anonymous
Image:160792073772.png(153kB, 595x402)blitzothin.png
>>427450
You bet I will!

I can tell you're not a fan of one of those little shits. If you pay me, I can kill him in any way you'd prefer!

>>427492
Hey, don't give me more targets unless you've got the cash ready for my hands!

>>427386
>Demons
>TFW more than one full demon team
No.427515
Anonymous
Replies:>>427583
Image:160792080763.png(649kB, 1078x924)KCQ.png
>>427497
Agreed. All memes aside these two also have a lot in common:
>both start on the wrong side and eventually turn to good over the course of the season
>both had shitty childhoods
>both had shitty parents
>both forced to train in the things their parents want against their will
>both use this childhood training to fight
>violent
>ninja skills
>cult aspect
>both wear masks
>both end up protecting what they originally wanted to kill
It started as a meme choice, but then you realize they work well together. One who started a cult is working with another who is the victim of one which proves to her even more how dangerous and soul sucking (heh) cults are.
No.427516
Anonymous
Image:160792119095.jpg(50kB, 564x544)tumblr_nxj48rkhdZ1ulrmr1o1_640.jpg
>>427386
Absolutely ecstatic, having one of the scariest and most powerful guys in hell as a partner sure is much more fun than some boring normal. He's even somewhat of a sadist, just perfect.
No.427517
Anonymous
Replies:>>427530
Image:160792126287.png(392kB, 987x1214)1BA95E85-919A-4328-9D47-17D0F743DA21.png
>>427512
Maybe if you guys focused on getting off instead of school, you’d have already conquered the galaxy by now
No.427518
Anonymous
Image:160792131392.jpg(115kB, 634x476)monarch_throne.jpg
>>427494
Yeah, no thanks. Even assuming whatever inside him isn't radioactive and remotely palatable in the first place, I'll lean on giving him as few opportunities for 'sucking off' jokes as possible.
And early elimination is not an option. As always, in spite of less than ideal conditions, I will reach forth and grab victory with the shit hand God has dealt me.
>>427500
Let's not delude ourselves, Shake, clearly *I* am carrying this team. I've got it all: minions, a killer mobile base, and I'm married to the one and only Ms. FREAKING /co/ 2020! I think I'm entitled to call the shots here.
>>427503
Yeah, that's the one bright spot to this: between the lot of us the Cocoon has so many entrants we got a better shot at winning than most, but if the winner isn't myself or Dr. Mrs. it'll be a cup of victory only half full.
And, eh, yeah they still hang around the Cocoon and they still got their uniforms but I don't think they're hanging around because I TELL them too. The Neanderthal and the dinosaur are on their own wavelength, the closest I can get out of either is a 'URG URG GRUG' whenever I try to give orders. They still seem to get along swimmingly with 69 but even she can't really tell them what to do.
No.427519
Anonymous
Image:160792140278.png(55kB, 153x181)IMG_20200602_123610.jpg
>>427487
Well, I'd hate to be on your bad side. By the way, I'd like you to meet my best friend and sidekick.
No.427520
Anonymous
Image:160792142419.jpg(50kB, 350x541)belosposter.jpg
>>427421
I have no reason right now to believe that you speak the truth, human.

>>427424
>>427474
And neither of you are displaying the force needed to get me inside that little thing. Your words alone have as much value as a speck of dust. How do you even know that cage will be enough for me?

>>427518
So Monarch. How does it feel to squirm because of the power of the people’s choice?

If you were as mighty as you say, you would be doing much better mentally than you are now.
No.427522
Anonymous
Replies:>>427539
Image:160792168266.jpg(75kB, 1280x720)badg-2.jpeg
>>427519
Hey there little guy. What's cracking with the camera?
No.427523
Anonymous
Replies:>>427602
Image:160792170873.gif(265kB, 288x245)IMG_0817.GIF
>>427518
See ya at the finish line then, Monarch. I'll be wearing the winning belt alongside Gwen!
No.427524
Anonymous
Replies:>>427527
Image:160792182582.png(159kB, 552x289)henchgwen_shh.png
>>427477
>"I do too, but, still, don't wanna go crushing kids' dreams or anything right out of the gate... though I guess I read somewhere if you don't take them seriously it hurts their pride too? Hmm, tough call."
>>427488
>>427477
>"Right, got it Mr. The Monarch! I'll 'take care' of him. Wink wink."
>"I think he means it's okay to heat up some of that cocoa I swiped from the galley for us before I left. He's a cool boss sometimes."
No.427525
Anonymous
Image:160792184467.jpg(19kB, 306x291)c754d5c659420ca339e2e2a838e3b23d.jpg
>>427282
>Well it seems more and more people are seeing how bad your life can turn if you don't drink Wilkins, making a deal with that troll has made Wilkins Coffee number 1 yet again.

>And ole Wontkins here has finally learned to stop worrying and love Wilkins Coffee
No.427526
Anonymous
Image:160792188456.png(717kB, 2560x1439)Don.png
>>427503
Nice to see that even residents of hell can find happiness.
Now let's see who else is here.
>>427475
>>427477
Ah yes, Gwen and Spicer. I have seen relationships grow stronger during these competitions, but i have also seen them get ruined. Are you worried that your new relationship might not survive the troubles that are ahead?
No.427527
Anonymous
Replies:>>427575
Image:160792204863.jpg(163kB, 748x740)IMG_E0818.JPG
>>427524
Not like my dreams weren't crushed early by my parents.
And I don't mean Robotnik.

I hope that's what it means. I could use a cup about now...
No.427528
Anonymous
Has anyone seen Oswald? He was worried about Felix stalking him to join his team before Mickey stole Felix's chances of making it, and he hasn't been seen since
No.427529
Anonymous
Replies:>>427539
Image:160792207350.png(161kB, 450x450)Marc_Spector_%28Earth-12041%29_from_Marvel%27s_Avengers_Assemble_Season_4_17_001.png
>>427419
>>427433

Happy to see you again Mao!
It's a pleasure to meet you Mr. Badgerclops and Mr.Weekly

Also, Where's Ian?
No.427530
Anonymous
Replies:>>427544
Image:160792210007.png(623kB, 720x540)BackseatDrivers-RedSneeringAtZim.png
>>427517
Red: We already have conquered the galaxy.
Purple: You know what they say about assuming, it makes an ass out of you and me.
No.427531
Anonymous
Image:160792212344.png(2.49MB, 1334x750)IMG_8600.PNG
>>427526
I mean, I don't want it to end. This is the farthest I've ever gotten with a girl, I don't know if I'll get another chance.

Plus I really like her.
No.427532
Anonymous
Replies:>>427535
Image:160792213175.jpg(152kB, 1789x1232)1594082296421.jpg
Resident coomer here.
Vote for Chaos and Hentai
No.427534
Anonymous
>Trollberg
>MIB
>Smooth Sailing
>A Boy and his Dogwood
>Pups of Panic
>For Free
>Grumpy Warlords
>Ineptive Invaders
>Primal Duo
>The Chum Bucket
>Hench 4 Life
>Showtime
>Hell's Princesses
>North Pole Express
>Patrick's Inferno
>Platonic Friends
>The OG King and Queen
>Catdog
>I turned myself into a pickle-inator
>No Relation
>Heaven's Eyes
>Paranormal Preteens
>Duality of Frog
>Lilo and Stitch
>Enemies of the Samurai
>Ghost Lolis
>The Frollo Show
>Goofy Goobers
>Miser Bros
>Wicked Witches
>Fast and Furry-ous
>SCAM Inc.
>Addams Family
>Duck Clean
>Regular Team
No.427535
Anonymous
Replies:>>427538
>>427532
My!... you look strong kid...
No.427536
Anonymous
Replies:>>427553
Image:160792219652.png(446kB, 720x540)BackseatDrivers-EdgyPurpleImGonnaMakeZimHurt.png
>>427520
I said, get in the cage.
No.427537
Anonymous
Image:160792225543.jpg(111kB, 1054x986)edabellss.jpg
>>427488
I say it's fun because of how you're reacting! And the reactions your displaying now are already high on the entertainment level for ME!

I’ll give you this, your tantrums aren’t as entertaining as King’s. You’re missing the “MWEEEEEH” noises he makes and a cute tiny body to go with it.

>>427520
Ha! I don’t care either way! I’ve got a tournament to handle now, and I don’t have to worry about you for a while!
No.427538
Anonymous
Replies:>>427576
Image:160792237588.jpg(155kB, 464x499)1607072613372.jpg
>>427535
Thanks, I work out a lot...
No.427539
Anonymous
Replies:>>427549
Image:160792239433.jpg(150kB, 507x792)Blacksad.jpg
>>427522
Oh, hey there! You can call me Weekly! Nice to meet ya! As for the camera, I'm a reporter for a tabloid in New York City.
>>427529
The pleasure's all mine, sir! Might I say I'm a fan of your outfit. So mysterious.
No.427540
Anonymous
Replies:>>427543
Image:160792242432.png(1.20MB, 1096x1046)Screen Shot 2020-12-13 at 11.27.01 PM.png
>>427534
>Fast snd Furry-ous
You might wanna change your opinion, if you know what's good for ya!
No.427541
Anonymous
Replies:>>427553
Image:160792244401.png(38kB, 220x220)Don_frown.png
>>427520
It's a shame that you can't trust others. Why do you feel this way? Who hurt you?
No.427542
Anonymous
>>427534
wrong about literally everything
No.427543
Anonymous
Replies:>>427556
Image:160792251407.jpg(158kB, 1280x720)IMG_8751.JPG
>>427540
Yo, Shellraiser, how's things going on the Maury front with me and Robotnik?
No.427544
Anonymous
Replies:>>427550
Image:160792256903.jpg(934kB, 814x1200)B8388F73-13E2-4B48-9B2F-EB40C82406EB.jpeg
>>427530
Well then why is earth not under your control then? You know what they about assuming, it makes a (YOU) out of me and ass
No.427545
Anonymous
Image:160792263004.png(701kB, 1365x768)All_the_cameras_and_lights_melt_chef's_heart.png
Don't forget to vote for the Big Black Chefs.
No.427546
Anonymous
Replies:>>427551
>>427534
Wait are you allowed to not vote for all of them
I'm doing mine tomorrow
No.427547
Anonymous
Replies:>>427567
Image:160792264053.png(164kB, 249x468)amity04.png
>>427417
It's an honor, your highness. But... p-perhaps there can be an arranged wedding with... n-nevermind.
No.427548
Anonymous
Image:160792270354.png(401kB, 625x546)danger_mouse_pose.png
>>427405
That's not the attitude, is it? Did giving up thwart Baron Greenback's plans to melt the polar ice caps? Did keeling over stop Count Duckula from hypnotizing everyone on planet earth? Did sighing and walking away save Professor's father from a particularly fragrantly offensive fate? That may work for you in whatever juvenile fanclubs you consort with, but I'm not about to let a crustacean and a scam artist end our run before it's even begun.

I mean, honestly! A couple of old, doddering CEOs with a hoarding problem? What are they gonna do, stock exchange us into submission? Ooh, I'm so scared! I can defeat that money-grubbing megalomaniac CEO Crumhorn every week without a single hitch, so who says I can't defeat two of him? I almost feel cruel in being given the privilege to send these two old-timers packing in humiliating defeat, and here you are, moping about, instead of embracing this opportunity to prove ourselves! If you ever find yourself becoming fixated on ridiculous, absurd, positively downright bizarre notions like me NOT winning a competition, I want you to stop and think... What would Danger Mouse do? The answer, of course, is simple - I win. It's what I do! Don't accept a reality that has yet to actually transpire, especially a false reality as hilariously fictitious as the existence of women on these imageboards. It's the wild west here, Ian, anything can happen and you can bet your me-themed trading cards this isn't my first rodeo.

So chin up, as always! If we're going to be underdogs, we're going to be the best damn underdogs these tourneygoers have ever seen!
And if we go down - which, hm, we most certainly won't - we shall go down in a blaze of glory outshining any cheap victory these slimy, supercilious side show attractions may try to claim over us!

...I know that was quite a rousing speech, but you can let go of my hand now.
No.427549
Anonymous
Replies:>>427554
Image:160792274106.jpg(15kB, 304x301)Badg-3.jpeg
>>427539
A reporter, huh? Sounds like a pretty sweet gig. Nest of luck kid, and make sure you keep that camera ready. Something tells me something pretty wacky is coming up.
No.427550
Anonymous
Replies:>>427557
Image:160792278867.png(516kB, 720x540)BackseatDrivers-RedFuriousWithZim.png
>>427544
Because we don't give a shit about Earth. It's literally the most useless planet ever.
No.427551
Anonymous
>>427546
nah my comment was getting too long so i didn’t list everyone i voted for
No.427552
Anonymous
Replies:>>427557
Image:160792287831.jpg(50kB, 325x300)70887EAA-FC53-4DC8-9A69-28C77D534745.jpeg
>>427282
Looks like our first match is with a couple of rabbits, eh lad? Better break out the old Anti-Pesto tools and deliver them to Lady Tottingham’s rabbit preserve. Make sure not to rough em up, Gromit!
No.427553
Anonymous
Image:160792291766.png(67kB, 220x220)belossit.png
>>427536
Do I have a good reason to do as you say at this time?

No.

>>427541
When you participate in a contest that involves the infamous Owl Lady and many creatures from all sort of dimensions with their own diverse sets of skills, powers and behaviors, you cannot be fully trustworthy towards everything that involves it now, can you?
No.427554
Anonymous
Image:160792298423.jpg(36kB, 328x356)3XPUYuf.jpg
>>427549
You bet I will! I don't wanna miss a second of this action! Plus, if I see catch incredible, I can make it big!
No.427555
Anonymous
Replies:>>427567
Image:160792318126.png(584kB, 720x540)BackseatDrivers-PurpleSomeonesMakingDOUGHNUTS!!.png
>>427553
That's it! We gave you a chance but you're not being fun anymore! Send this edge lord into the sun!
No.427556
Anonymous
Image:160792320559.png(1.63MB, 1648x1178)Screen Shot 2020-12-14 at 12.09.23 AM.png
>>427543
Oh, yeah, I had kinda forgot about that. Egghead said he's, and I quote, "more interested in establishing a relationship between like-minded individuals, rather than worrying about any familial relationships". That and we're still waiting on the test results.
No.427557
Anonymous
Replies:>>427586
Image:160792324025.jpg(26kB, 480x360)C7ECDC02-E4F5-42DF-86B2-82B8E3046055.jpeg
>>427550
Well you clearly do give a shit, otherwise you wouldn’t be at this tournament in the first place. You know what they say about ass, it makes an assumption out of you and me.

>>427552
Hey could I have some cheese? I watched Kipo and it taught me that cheese is the wisest thing to pray to.
No.427558
Anonymous
Image:160792324398.png(138kB, 640x360)backpac.png
>>427554
You got it Weekly! Just make sure you and Blacksad watch out for the other contestants; these guys get wild and try to run you off the road! I've packed my bags with a first aid kit in case of an emergency.
No.427559
Anonymous
Replies:>>427568
Does zone-tan like comics and cartoons?
No.427560
Anonymous
>>427556
>Chris does tests and finds out he is a descendant of two men from unrelated shows, this results in his doom
>Jack does tests...
I'm curious to see how this goes.
No.427562
Anonymous
Replies:>>427567
Image:160792344569.png(39kB, 148x220)Arguing_With_Don.png
>>427553
Look, believe or not but we have very high security There's no way anyone could have rigged the votes.
No.427563
Anonymous
>>427548
So what you're saying is, it's over

Still going to sit out of RPing
No.427564
Anonymous
Replies:>>427587
Image:160792351853.jpg(7kB, 186x186)shuuu.jpg
>>427548
No.427565
Anonymous
>>427563
TESTIFY
No.427567
Anonymous
Image:160792366971.png(235kB, 478x428)Screen Shot 2020-12-13 at 11.25.27 PM.png
>>427547
Interesting.....a wedding can be doable indeed!

>>427562
What high security, human? Describe it.

>>427555
Oh my.....The sun......How terrifying....

Well, tsk tsk. I suppose I'll give your cage a little test.
No.427568
Anonymous
Image:160792372864.jpg(27kB, 475x385)D8745ABD-DE65-490E-BD77-9E50F4A52967.jpeg
>>427559
Of course I do. If I didn’t then I wouldn’t want to see the characters be penetrated by tentacles.
No.427569
Anonymous
Image:160792384380.jpg(507kB, 619x615)1442967668.kenket_mlaaaadies.jpg
>>427558
They'd have to be pretty stupid to try anything with us. Plus, John's been in a few chases in the past, so he knows how to use evasive maneuvers.
No.427570
Anonymous
Image:160792387585.png(41kB, 220x220)Don_hands.png
>>427567
Only the best security /co/lympus has to offer! Not even magic can get past them!
No.427571
Anonymous
Image:160792393934.png(590kB, 720x540)TheNightmareBegins-64-TallestPurpleCuteSmirk.png
>>427567
At last you see things our way. Now dance.
No.427572
Anonymous
Image:160792401238.png(2.06MB, 1334x750)IMG_8584.PNG
>>427556
No biggie. Just keep me posted. I mean this effects me too after all.
>>427570
Dude our security is literally a box and a padlock. Also a hope corgi watching it
No.427573
Anonymous
Replies:>>427584
Image:160792401565.jpg(134kB, 790x1200)daec2e396c99a0eee4172e31798fbd40.jpg
>>427554
>>427558
I'll be giving you encouragement from outside this race gentlemen.
I dont think it's illegal to have a little eye in the sky, just in case...
Also...
>>427519
Blacksad, Is there anything new about the Ramses case?
No.427574
Anonymous
Image:160792423025.png(372kB, 503x639)she's quite the catch.png
>So we're up against two butlers? Sounds easy enough...
>Hehehehe
>Why are you laughing, Jimmy?
>Heh heh, BUTT-ler! Ha!
>I'm starting to question what it is about you I like.
No.427575
Anonymous
Image:160792436237.png(158kB, 637x483)henchgwen_ah.png
>>427527
>"Oh, huh... well buckle up for a bit of disappointment, it looks like I didn't grab cocoa. I think I grabbed coffee instead. 'Wilkins'? Sounds old-timey."
>>427526
>"Dude, no need to make things out to be so dramatic... I mean I guess that's kind of the point of this whole thing is drama but, I think things are going just fine."
>"Jack and I are just out here having fun in the race, taking it nice and easy... er, not literally, I mean we're trying to go pretty fast, but you know what I mean."
>>427531
>"Hey, don't knock yourself. You're a super-genius with a rad garage and a killer triple axel. You're practically the closest thing your show has to a Tony Stark, trust me you'd do fine with girls."
No.427576
Anonymous
Replies:>>427590
Image:160792442682.jpg(42kB, 600x318)Spoiler image
>>427538
Shall we test your might?
No.427577
Anonymous
Replies:>>427607
Image:160792442989.jpg(316kB, 840x1663)120-1200996_don-total-drama-presents-the-ridonculous-race.png
>>427572
It's a magic box.
No.427578
Anonymous
Replies:>>427587
Image:160792451389.jpg(295kB, 1200x667)SCAM warehouse.jpg
K: I'm Sea Crab!
S: And I'm Man!
Both: And we're Sea Crab and Man Incorporated!
S: We're coming to you from one of our many SCAM warehouses that we totally own to thank all our loyal investors!
K: Thanks to you, our loyal investors, we've made it to Round 1, and profits are through the roof!
S: Anyone who didn't invest in SCAM stock while it was priced the lowest it'll ever be really missed out!
K: But don't worry! The cost of one vote may have risen but it's still reasonably priced!
S: But don't wait! The price, and profits for our existing shareholders, are only skyrocketing!
K: To sweeten the deal, we're including a commemorative Round 1 SCAM souvenir cup with every purchase of a large Mystery Patty meal! While supplies last.
S: All you gotta do to get this sweet deal is show proof you voted for SCAM Inc. in Round 1. That's literally it! Couldn't be easier! I know some of you still won't do it.
K: And that's a-okay with me! They'll just make our current investors richer next round! AAARRARRARRARRARRARRARR!!
S: Get those votes in, and we'll see you in the next round!
No.427579
Anonymous
Replies:>>427588
Ruber is going to get to round 2, he has a plan
No.427581
Anonymous
Image:160792467167.png(346kB, 394x453)1567960238937.png
>>427571
MY TALLEST, MY TALLEST, MY TALLEST, MY TALLEST! I'M IN THE RACE TOO, MY TALLEST! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! ARE YOU LOOKING, MY TALLEST!?
No.427582
Anonymous
Replies:>>427585
Did anyone make a /co thread to get more voter in
No.427583
Anonymous
Image:160792475658.jpg(80kB, 820x744)92-929953_don-total-drama-total-drama-new-host.png
>>427531
>>427575
Now ain't that just sweet.
>>427515
How about you two cra- i mean, lovely ladies? What do you hope to accomplish?
No.427584
Anonymous
Image:160792481211.jpg(317kB, 1151x2048)IMG_20200622_060230.jpg
>>427573
No, but he seems quiet. Too quiet... I just hope Wildcat and Daphne are okay.
No.427585
Anonymous
>>427582
You're welcome to if you want.
No.427586
Anonymous
Replies:>>427623
Image:160792498375.png(507kB, 720x540)TheNightmareBegins-18-TallestRedSuperSnarky.png
>>427557
Hey, we're only here to prove how superior we are. Don't get any wrong ideas.
No.427587
Anonymous
Image:160792508521.png(267kB, 554x459)danger_mouse_2.png
>>427563
Over? This is the beginning of our rise to the top!

>>427564
You don't have a vote nor a car to your name in this. Why don't you head off before the humiliation gets too much to bear?

>>427578
Bribery, eh? Just the kind of cheap tactic I'd expect from a pair of bottom feeders - in the Sea Crab's case, literally.
No.427588
Anonymous
Replies:>>427591
Image:160792509547.png(1.06MB, 988x934)Screen Shot 2020-12-14 at 12.50.26 AM.png
>>427579
Does it include me?
No.427589
Anonymous
Image:160792511364.jpg(17kB, 240x240)blitzoargue.jpg
>>427581
Hey bitch! Stop paying attention to them and pay more attention to me! Your OPPONENT WHO'S GOING TO SHOOT YOU! HELLOOOOOO?
No.427590
Anonymous
Replies:>>427597
Image:160792513251.jpg(92kB, 1545x869)1569863903443.jpg
>>427576
Y-you gotta give me a m-motivator.
No.427591
Anonymous
>>427588
Hopefully
No.427592
Anonymous
Image:160792527333.jpg(15kB, 300x300)Jer3.JPG.jpg
>>427580

>Jerry we barely made it!
>I heard you Alfred!
>No time for investigations, I'll take the wheels!
>Seems like we're facing off against a young lad and a girl?
>Don't underestimate the girl Jerry! She can cook up gadgets that rival your WOOHP's.
>Seems like our work would be easier if we go further in the tourney. Let's hope we take the lead. Let's use the WOOHPNITRO-SPEEDSTER!
No.427593
Anonymous
Replies:>>427612
Image:160792528079.png(633kB, 720x540)TheNightmareBegins-24-TallestRedStrugglingWithWords.png
>>427581
Red: Oh God damnit.
Purple: Uh, why don't you go stare into that imp's gun. Make sure it doesn't have any bullets to harm us.
Red: And leave your supplies to us. We don't want you to loose them in case something goes wrong.
No.427594
Anonymous
Image:160792535615.png(667kB, 1684x974)Screen Shot 2020-12-13 at 11.54.55 PM.png
>>427571
>Rather than dancing, Belos knocks on the bars.

I do wonder how durable this is.

>>427570
You'll have to be more specific than THAT.
No.427595
Anonymous
Replies:>>427626
>>427592
>Jerryposter is here

BASED
No.427596
Anonymous
Replies:>>427599
Image:160792538897.png(513kB, 1280x718)S1e16_something_about_you.png
>>427572
Hey kid, did I deliver or did I deliver? So how is it going with the girl? You divorced yet? Hahahaha hide your stuff.
No.427597
Anonymous
Replies:>>427609
>>427590
aren't you a knight? Eternal Defender of hornyness?
Free this sword from it cage and every woman in fiction and reality will be attracted to you
FULFILL YOUR DESTINY AS THE UBBERCOOMER
No.427598
Anonymous
Replies:>>427616
Image:160792543946.png(1.01MB, 1334x750)IMG_8132.PNG
>>427575
Thanks, that means a lot coming from you... And sure, Wilkins is fine. I don't think it'll be too bad.
>>427583
Kinda ruining a moment here...
No.427599
Anonymous
Replies:>>427615
Image:160792551639.png(2.55MB, 1334x750)IMG_8275.PNG
>>427596
It's going alright. Thanks for the help in the qualifiers.

Dude this is only our second date.
No.427600
Anonymous
Replies:>>427623
I need a one-liner, something sarcastic Zone would say to Shuma-Gorath
No.427602
Anonymous
Image:160792562584.jpg(175kB, 776x1011)the_monarch_by_mystic_forces-d321twa.jpg.7bb9c61b1ad0a5fe30549300a58fa89e.jpg
>>427520
Hah! Lot of tough talk coming from a so-called super-villain who couldn't even make it past the Qualifiers. As far as the 'peoples choice' boned people over, I'd still say I'm doing better than you.
This butterfly's as sharp and as deadly as the name implies, Belos. I'm an A-lister, I can take the blows as they come.
>>427523
Hah! Good luck with that, 'genius', considering who you're paired with. Some forewarning: I hope you have child locks on all of your vehicles. FIRST DAY in the Cocoon, 69 flooded my hangar, set the lower-decks on fire, AND broke my web-cam. I've lost track of how much other stuff she's broken just going around the place, you basically partnered up with a Deedee in a butterfly costume.
No.427603
Anonymous
Replies:>>427698
Image:160792563723.jpg(75kB, 1129x1600)c37fa7eb58f0e50bfc3e667fdd78b855.jpg
>>427457
Thanks for fucking me last night Batman.

I knew dressing up as Oswald's wife would definitely be worth it.
No.427604
Anonymous
Replies:>>427626
Image:160792564585.jpg(51kB, 661x1024)368286a9c7d9dd3b93fbd867403b8bf7a6336587_hq.jpg
>>427592
Jerry!
Looks like everybody is coming back for action
No.427605
Anonymous
Image:160792581698.gif(165kB, 240x184)IMG_8306.GIF
>>427602
Oh please, it'll take a lot more than that to stop me.
I have this stuff secured and locked tighter than fort knox!
No.427606
Anonymous
Image:160792582935.jpg(46kB, 480x480)2923668-images__51_.jpg
>>427587
I wouldn't expect a pipsqueak like you to understand what a promotion is. Why would anyone invest in your company? You do have a company, dontcha? Cuz if ya don't, I don't know why I'm wastin' time with ya. I spent my whole career dealing with tiny nuisances, and at this point I'm an expert. Now scram before the health inspector thinks we have a rat problem!
No.427607
Anonymous
Replies:>>427624
Image:160792590817.png(41kB, 354x664)92-929953_don-total-drama-total-drama-new-host (1).png
>>427594
Like i said here >>427577
Magic box.
No.427608
Anonymous
Image:160792594257.jpg(644kB, 2405x1915)31CE8253-72AD-489B-A2CA-461D6892530B.jpeg
>>427501
>>427298
Here’s Team Fake Santas in their sweet ride!
No.427609
Anonymous
Replies:>>427623
Image:160792596393.jpg(547kB, 1717x2242)1604866104125.jpg
>>427597
Eh... alright, I'll try. S-sounds too good to be true though.
I'll d-do it for Zone-tan!
No.427610
Anonymous
>>427608
cute art anon!
No.427611
Anonymous
>>427608
Aaaawwww sweet!
No.427612
Anonymous
Image:160792611242.png(34kB, 150x150)1567792266485.png
>>427593
OF COURSE, MY TALLEST! GIR! STICK YOUR HEAD INTO THAT GUN!
No.427613
Anonymous
Replies:>>427624
Image:160792620330.png(564kB, 720x540)TheNightmareBegins-28-TallestPurpleDramatic.png
>>427594
Red: Maybe he needs some motivation.
Purple: Can someone put on some funky tunes!?
No.427614
Anonymous
Replies:>>427621
Image:160792622015.jpg(16kB, 480x360)hqdefault.jpg
>>427446
I voted during the last minutes of the tourney.
Voted for you and Shake.

>Jerry, may I inquire about why you are smiling?
>Just keeping up and old rivalry, dear friend.
No.427615
Anonymous
Replies:>>427617
Image:160792622219.jpg(46kB, 640x480)6da3a7ad288992661e1e942f8965ee7c.jpg
>>427599
>Dude this is only our second date.
When you're right, you're right kid. This is the time to show off ALL your stuff and seal the deal, then after the wedding hide it all offshore. If you can find a buddy who lives on the ocean floor, that's the perfect hiding spot.
No.427616
Anonymous
Image:160792628684.png(258kB, 453x832)henchgwen_unsure.png
>>427583
>"Yes. I'm very, very sweet."
>>427598
>"Hey, no problem."
>"Though, I was really kinda hoping for cocoa. I've got a funny feeling about this Wilkins Coffee. I can't explain it, it feels... kinda cursed. Like, 'explodey' cursed."
>>427592
>"Jerry! You made it! Ohmigosh, how are you feeling? After the wedding no one would even let us see you, you were so messed up."
No.427617
Anonymous
Replies:>>427622
Image:160792634358.jpg(210kB, 1280x720)IMG_8781.JPG
>>427615
I may be bad with girls but even I know this is bad advice...
No.427618
Anonymous
Replies:>>427626
Image:160792652274.png(459kB, 821x689)jh.png
>>427592
>The role of a butler really suits Alfred, don't you think, Jimmy?
>Why's that Heloise?
>Because he'll always be behind us~
>Oh? OH! You made a butt joke! Ha!
No.427619
Anonymous
Image:160792654746.png(653kB, 720x540)BackseatDrivers-UnamusedTallest.png
>>427612
Red: Of coarse he sends the robot to do it.
Purple: At least we got him off our backs.
No.427620
Anonymous
Image:160792659050.png(2.05MB, 1334x750)IMG_8266.PNG
>>427592
Hey, old man you made it!
>>427616
Should we even be drinking it then?
No.427621
Anonymous
Image:160792673649.jpg(7kB, 259x194)not amused.jpg
>>427614
>>427592
JERRY! You absolute, unironic son of a bitch! I was hoping you'd make it here.
You have much to answer for what I underwent while I was in WOOHP custody. After your reckless sacrifice at the wedding I was afraid I'd miss my chance to repay you for everything. But now, it seems fate has delivered unto me a chance to even the score.

Do you have any idea what it is like to constantly be on the run from a 7-foot black monolith of a man who will stop at nothing to defile your shithole? Or to be vored by a 40 year old tabby-cat and have to fight my way out of an acidic death trap just to see the light of day? Oh, how I've been praying for you to show up to this thing, Jerry.
No.427622
Anonymous
Image:160792677795.jpg(31kB, 500x500)maaMfqM_tbZj5_Q6IFVEGJ0o_kmRKtdgajardR3veR8.jpg
>>427617
Hey, between us two which of us has been successfully divorced? That's right, this guy. I bet you haven't even been divorced ONCE! Just keep what I said in mind. Demonstrate value. And if you haven't engaged physically or nurtured dependence yet, you're freefalling into the friendzone, kid. Get to it! I'm rootin' for ya!
No.427623
Anonymous
Image:160792681825.jpg(425kB, 900x1200)56779077_p0_master1200.jpg
>>427586
Whatever you say, average heightest. I don't have any more assumption puns to make sooooo, eat a dick.

>>427581
Hey Zim, how would you like for me to duplicate you so that the Tallest can be reminded of how great you are, all the time?

>>427600
I'd never use sarcasm towards the one I love

>>427609
I like you much better than Dave. After this is over, do you want a job at ZTV News?
No.427624
Anonymous
Image:160792683747.jpg(8kB, 175x289)belosfi.jpeg
>>427607
Do you take me for a fool?

There are many kinds of magic out there, and you still didn't elaborate.

I'm starting to consider if I was better off speaking with the radio demon. Least he knows this system more than you.

>>427602
Doing better in the tournament, I'll give you that. But how long will it be before you, your wife, and all of your henchman in this contest are wriggling like fish out of water?

I am fascinated to see you once victory is snatched away from your grasp.

>>427613
Really, for such highly advanced beings as you so claim, this cagework seems so shoddy!

>There's something starting to glow on his finger...
No.427625
Anonymous
Replies:>>427639
Image:160792695695.jpg(206kB, 399x576)CAA38F32-7FB5-4460-87A0-493774FD1619.jpeg
>>427622
Successfully divorced? Hang on a second...that hair...that NOSE...
Stan Pines? THAT Stan Pines?
No.427626
Anonymous
Image:160792697343.jpg(7kB, 259x194)images.jpg
>>427595
Nearly missed it all.

>>427604
Hurt but not dead, as long as I can stand... I will help the true allies of Justice!

>>427616
The double quads nearly took my life, but I am still recovering. In a way we should thank the Janitors. By exiling us here, the power of GETS are barely enough to put me in harm's way... for now at least.

>>427620
Glad to see you made it with Gwen!

>>427618
>Alfred: "I also take out the thrash, miss Heloise. Now if you would kindly step aside..."
No.427627
Anonymous
Replies:>>427654
>>427623
>I'd never use sarcasm towards the one I love
What would you say to him?
No.427628
Anonymous
Image:160792713282.jpg(7kB, 225x225)download (2).jpg
>>427624
OK then, talk to the demon. You'd get the same response anyway.
No.427629
Anonymous
Replies:>>427648
Image:160792718361.png(707kB, 923x1009)queans.png
>>427583
>What do you hope to accomplish?
Hopefully we will have our revenge and kill Simon Laurent or otherwise be instrumental to his eventual death! And...we'll also like to win this tourney too. We've been loving the spirit so far!
Oh, and Ashi here is getting adjusted to living outside of nightmare futuristic hellscape. She's just got her first Christmas present!
No.427630
Anonymous
Image:160792718640.jpg(86kB, 1334x750)blitzogunnn.jpg
>>427612
Hahahahaha, you've made this too easy already! OPEN WIDE!

>BANG!

>>427623
Oh shut the hell up about duplication, lady! Do it AFTER the results come in of me beating his little ass up!
No.427631
Anonymous
Image:160792724421.jpg(45kB, 680x708)1572415647801.jpg
>>427623
R-really?
Heh, m-maybe that sword trick worked after all. I'd love t-to work with you, Zone-tan!
No.427632
Anonymous
Image:160792735884.jpg(31kB, 480x360)1E21F248-344F-48FB-B4A7-69381AC1F48C.jpeg
>>427622
I’d prefer not to be divorced at all.... I think you should stick to business, and leave love advice to something else
>>427626
I’m glad I got in with her too. How’s the do gooding?
No.427633
Anonymous
>tfw we have a relatable, everyday protagonist and it’s Coomer
No.427634
Anonymous
Image:160792746411.png(627kB, 720x540)BackseatDrivers-RedHasAHeadache.png
>>427623
Red: "Average Heightest"? How dare you.
Purple: "Eat a dick"? What the hell are you talking about? Who's dick?
>>427624
Red: Oh yeah, we got that cage yesterday off of eBay.
Purple: We got it just for you.
No.427635
Anonymous
Image:160792755017.jpg(33kB, 400x435)deertimesleepy.jpg
>The stag has fallen asleep at a work desk. He'll be bright and ready for more tomorrow.
No.427636
Anonymous
Replies:>>427653
Image:160792755726.jpg(229kB, 1185x1332)1580259765355.jpg
>>427630
>I CAN'T FEEL A THING~ AND MY HEAD IS STUCK... YAAAAAAAY!
No.427637
Anonymous
Image:160792766811.png(205kB, 565x289)nhgfghujytyuj.png
>>427630
No.427638
Anonymous
Image:160792773177.jpg(25kB, 736x414)luz03.jpg
>>427624
>pic
A-ah! Let me go - we're on ceasefire ground right now!
No.427639
Anonymous
Image:160792790918.jpg(51kB, 1024x576)6cdf1af0123a97bc55eeea45b67f60bf2378eb25_hq.jpg
>>427632
>I’d prefer not to be divorced at all
Without some proper guidance, you may not even get the chance, kid. Who's gonna help ya? Her cape-wearing dad? Pretty sure he hates ya, and everyone and everything except his smokeshow of a wife. Which is understandable. She's smoking.

>>427625
...Uuuhh, depends on who's asking, and how angry they are. There's two of us, you know. I'm the one you're NOT asking for in an accusing tone.
No.427640
Anonymous
Image:160792796316.jpg(92kB, 312x323)797B2421-D460-4F47-B218-5F1F27015E86.jpeg
>>427638
H-hey, let my teammate go! Even if I hate our team name, we’re still partners!
If you don’t, I’ll break out the moves Jack taught me!
No.427641
Anonymous
Image:160792796924.jpg(659kB, 2216x1294)Spoiler image
>>427631
>>427633
>Then, he became the most powerful and atractive man in the universe...
No.427642
Anonymous
Image:160792798858.jpg(88kB, 730x838)1592508830590.jpg
>>427633
J-just beating off time like everyone else I guess.
No.427643
Anonymous
Image:160792800757.png(804kB, 903x661)jh.png
>>427626
>Well, make sure to throw yourself and your lame car in with the rest of the garbage!
>And always remember to recycle~
>Shut up, Jimmy. We're insulting them, don't give them environmental advice.
No.427644
Anonymous
Replies:>>427653
Image:160792814427.jpg(9kB, 236x337)1567789926726.jpg
>>427637
>Gir, if you don't stop being dead, I won't let you watch your soap operas tonight.
No.427645
Anonymous
Image:160792816368.png(1.19MB, 1792x828)7C5EED1A-DF4E-44B9-9238-B9EB6FCA63F6.png
>>427639
He’s not her dad. At least I don’t think he is.
Some of the stuff he’s done would be even worse if he was.

Going for divorce number 3?
No.427646
Anonymous
Replies:>>427666
Image:160792817576.png(127kB, 360x450)AlfredDCAU.png
>>427621
>Alfred: "While I do understand in your sentiment of frustration mister The Monarch, I would advise against reminding Jerry more of your misfortunes. Your tales have made him laugh so much he has opened all his cicatrised wounds. I am afraid it will be all for now from both of us. I will book us a room at a nearby hotel and rest for the night."
No.427647
Anonymous
Replies:>>427649
Image:160792823269.png(139kB, 565x692)henchgwen_think2.png
>>427620
>"I'm not sure, I'm tempted to just chuck it out the window but it feels like NOT drinking it is the dangerous part. Seems contradictory, either you drink weird voodoo coffee or you don't and something bad happens. Who would make something like this?"
>>427626
>"Well, I'm really glad to see you're okay, but I kinda miss the GETS. Not that they really ever agreed with me anyways, but I thought I was getting better at them. Still, this'll be even more fun with you around. Good luck in the race!"
No.427648
Anonymous
Image:160792827831.png(45kB, 360x360)Don_Staticc.png
>>427629
Yikes. I expected this kind of evil presence from the demons. Moving on.
>>427621
So, Monarch, how's the wife? And how are you two enjoying you new partners?
No.427649
Anonymous
Replies:>>427655
Image:160792837420.jpg(148kB, 943x828)3834CD55-0671-4B54-AFEA-9F1524086927.jpeg
>>427647
... I should have brought the Hodoku mouse for mistakes.
And I know some people who might. Just pass a mug I can try it.
No.427650
Anonymous
Image:160792839611.png(147kB, 1024x2048)c9306fa58eeb7936d9195205e8f81fe2.png
>>427632
>Alfred: "I am sorry, it seems like Jerry cannot answer himself your question, but I can assure you he has been occupied working with the Justice League... keep it for yourself... but we are here on a mission. I am sure he will share more about it tomorrow with you and miss Gwen."
No.427651
Anonymous
Replies:>>427664
Image:160792842470.jpg(532kB, 640x907)9E1840F2-DB70-4642-96D6-436BD85F594D.jpeg
>>427639
No, you’re definitely the one I’m thinking of, but if you don’t recognize me, well..
Just remember, my name’s Eda, NOT Marilyn, and I DEFINITELY didn’t have anything to do with your first divorce. Got it?
No.427653
Anonymous
Image:160792858238.jpg(22kB, 480x360)blitzodontbe.jpg
>>427636
>>427637
>>427644
Well shit on a biscuit! I put the bolt bucket down...and now this gun is currently useless now with his big ass head stuck in it!

Moxxie? Millie? Are you done kicking the hell out of that kid and his pet plank? I need assistance here!
No.427654
Anonymous
Image:160792859479.png(335kB, 680x757)210.png
>>427627
I'd probably say something like
>Look at you Sugar Gorilla, all those tentacles and yet you still can't manage to hold a victory for shit in comics
But I would never say that because my love for my precious Shuma Gorath transcends time and space

>>427630
Nah I don't think I will. Helluva Boss? More like helluva pain in the ass.

>>427631
Same to you coomer. Your fapping skills will get you far in life so keep up the good work

>>427634
I'm pretty sure Dick is the first Robin. He didn't make it into the tournament so please eat him.
No.427655
Anonymous
Replies:>>427658
Image:160792887163.png(235kB, 712x558)henchgwen_scared.png
>>427649
>"Alright, good luck. If you feel explodey at all, try to give me a warning first so I can get ready to... do something that might let me survive that, I guess. Finger's crossed!"
>*passes mug*
No.427656
Anonymous
Image:160792887356.jpg(81kB, 895x847)gracedress.jpeg
>>427648
Well, technically my partner is half a demon? I guess that counts?
No.427657
Anonymous
Image:160792897531.jpg(732kB, 2216x1294)treasoon.jpg
>>427641
>But, he fell from its grace seconds later...

Carl Orff - O Fortuna ~ Carmina Buranayoutube thumb
No.427658
Anonymous
Replies:>>427668
Image:160792911307.png(1.97MB, 1334x750)4D2DB3B6-ABDA-4D83-8CB8-43B85F97B344.png
>>427655
>*Siiiiiiip*

..... Tastes like a regular cup of coffee.... Old coffeee.
No.427659
Anonymous
Replies:>>427672
Image:160792915867.png(320kB, 610x472)Screen Shot 2020-12-14 at 12.58.22 AM.png
>>427638
>>427640
Well pardon me, humans! I was just testing to see just how ineffective my magic could be while inside of this little cage!

>The effect is now gone.

(Having that pic related effect on Luz at this time wasn't my intention, but I'll go along with it.)


>>427634
In a case like that.....hehehe, you really are more laughable than I thought.

>The Emperor teleports himself RIGHT out of the cage in a familiar 360 head spin. He is now gone.
No.427660
Anonymous
Replies:>>427860
Image:160792928438.jpg(277kB, 1237x1416)90137492.jpg
>>427548
That was beautiful
No.427661
Anonymous
Replies:>>427665
Image:160792939390.jpg(32kB, 720x480)yoih´hy.jpg
>>427657
You just got tricked by my new skills in the art of disguising and my silver tongue. Now the sword is mine, and before i go, let me tell you sir, your conviction led you to your beloved, not the sword.
No.427662
Anonymous
Image:160792946086.png(624kB, 720x540)TheNightmareBegins-50-TallestRedSuperSmugGrin.png
>>427654
Red: We would like him fried and honey glazed.
Purple: With a side of Mountain Dew.
No.427663
Anonymous
Replies:>>427667
Image:160792949668.png(411kB, 940x906)zone-tan choice B_opt.png
>>427654
>>Look at you Sugar Gorilla, all those tentacles and yet you still can't manage to hold a victory for shit in comics
>But I would never say that because my love for my precious Shuma Gorath transcends time and space
Fine fine, This good?

>>427298
No.427664
Anonymous
Replies:>>427667
Image:160792952323.png(108kB, 600x716)Grunkle_stan_by_flashlight237-d6ep7b4.png
>>427651
Weird thing to say but I got it. You ever run into that treacherous, evil, backstabbing witch though, tell her to give me back my car. That's not an offensive thing to say to your people, right? Witch? It's hard enough keeping up with what's offensive on just Earth. These other dimensions are a completely new minefield.
No.427665
Anonymous
>>427657
>>427661
BASED RUBER
No.427666
Anonymous
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>>427646
And who are you, the freaking help? Oh, poor little creepy old-man Jerry still feeling a little under the weather and needs an assistant? Well, you tell him this, Mr. The Butler: soon as he's lucid and perfectly capable of understanding the horrible sting of revenge the Monarch's prepared, he should prepare himself for a storm unlike he's ever witnessed.
>>427648
Well, the situation with MY partner should be obvious, Not-Chris. Shake's been blessedly quiet the past few hours so I've been enjoying that immensely, but I know it is only a matter of time before he starts jamming the radio with his custom rap album again. It's been as gruesome as one can imagine.
My wife, on the other hand, seems to be doing fine. She and Queen 2nd Place have just been having a grand old time without me. Apparently, the two of them got along great leading up to and after the Ms. /co/ Finals, even went out for a freaking drink afterwards. I guess Marvin and I really were taking our girls' triumph more seriously than they were at the time with that whole, interplanetary war thing.
No.427667
Anonymous
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>>427663
Its wonderful.
Seriously that looks really good

>>427657
Dammit coomer. Now I guess I'm stuck with Dave

>>427662
Coming right up midgets

>>427640
Hey Anne. Didn't you kill >>427664 already?
No.427668
Anonymous
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>>427658
>"Huh. Really?"
>"Shoot. I'm actually sorta let down. Wait, that sounds really bad, not that I'm bummed over you not blowing up or anything! Just got myself all psyched up for an explosion. Well, down the hatch."
>"I guess nothing bad happens when you drink Wilkin's coffee. Go figure."
No.427669
Anonymous
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>>427662
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO CAPTURE THIS DICK HUMAN FOR YOU MY TALLEST? I WILL MAKE HIM INTO THE MOST DELECTABLE OF SANDWICHES!
No.427670
Anonymous
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>>427667
I have it with the other dialogue you posted if you want me to post that.
>>Look at you Sugar Gorilla, all those tentacles and yet you still can't manage to hold a victory for shit in comics
No.427671
Anonymous
No.427672
Anonymous
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>>427659
Purple: Should we tell him that the cage was used, like, a lot, and for sickening things?
Red: He'll find out once he realizes where that smell was coming from.
Purple: But now he's going to stink up the entire tournament.
Red: The staff will just have to give him a thorough cleaning.
Both: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
No.427674
Anonymous
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>>427666
Well at least the girls are getting along. Just don't try anything to kill your partner until after