Top Seeded 1. The Miser Bros: Heat Miser and Snow Miser (The Year Without a Santa Claus): 41 2. Primal Duo: Spear and Fang (Primal): 39 3. Assholish AS Duo: Monarch and Master Shake (ATHF/Venture Bros): 34 4. SCAM Inc: Mr Krabs and Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls/Spongebob): 34 5. Team Gadgets and GET-zmos: Jack Spicer and GwenPool (GwenPool/Xiaolin Showdown): 33 6. Fake Santas: Jack Skellington and The Grinch (Nightmare Before Christmas/How the Grinch Stole Christmas): 31 7. Cracking Cheese Lovers: Wallace and Gromit (Wallace and Gromit): 31 8. Bad Things seem to happen to people who don't Vote Wilkins: Wilkins and Wontkins (Wilkins Ad): 31 9. Dapper Dealers: Bill Cipher and Alastor (Gravity Falls/Hazbin Hotel): 30 10. Patience and Humility: Samurai Jack and Simon Laurent (Infinity Train/Samurai Jack): 30
The 2’s A /co/ tourney is a single elimination tournament where teams of 2 duke it out for both the glory of being the best tag team as well as snazzy and horribly inefficient championship belts.
JESSICA, WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE!! WE'RE FIGHTING AGAINST JACK SPICER AND GWENPOOL IN THE FIRST ROUND!! WHO GOT MORE VOTES THAN US IN QUALIFIER POLL! WE'RE SO SCREWED!
>>427299 Kelsey, just Calm Down. maybe anons will vote us instead of them. however i'm not sure because i'm no Einstein but you should be brave to fight against them.
>>427293 No worries, your highness. Allow your talented subject and her sweet to show you the power of wholesome, pure love (and your curriculum of course).
>>427282 TTA, do you have the blank brackets ready yet? Because I can't remember who goes where and my brain is too stupid to use basic logic right now.
>>427282 Finally, now the real competition can get started. >Generals Against Magic: Toffee and Gen. James Ironwood (RWBY/Star Vs) Looks like some small fry is first up on the menu.
Don't know how many of the Cabsbros are around but thank you for getting them in If they can break the curse and win just a round it would be the nicest thing
ONLY CORRECT CHOICES >Pepe and Kermit >Wilkins and Wontkins >Henchmen 21 and 24 >Aku and Scaramouche >Monarch and Master Shake >Ape Shaman and Krog > Hank and Bobby Hill >TOAA and Moses >jimmy and Timmy >Frollo and Gaston >Jose and Panchito >Blitzo and Stolas >Jack and the Grinch >Bert and Ernie >Calvin and Hobbes >Red Guy and Him >Blacksad and Weekly >Ashi and Grace >Miguel and Tulio >Johnny and Jenny >Jimmy and Heloise >Billy and Mandy >Klaus and Jesper >Wall E and EVE >Tom and Jerry >Simon and Jack >Krabs and Pines >Miser Bros >Huey and Riley >Aladdin and Genie >Star and Gertrude >Dick and Muttley >Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 5 >Agent K and Agent J >Hogarth and the Iron Giant >Karen and Plankton >Jesse and Lake >Mao Mao and Badgerclops >Jack and Gwen >Basil and Dawson >Hilda and Twig >Toph and Daredevil >Bill and Alastor >Popeye and Olive >Morticia and Gomez >Robotnik and Koopa >Lilo and Stitch >Farmer 1 and 2 >Tyr and Dr Mrs >Bugs and Daffy >Oswald and Mickey >Mordecai and Rigby >Wallace and Gromit >Starfire and Raven >Zone-tan and Shuma-Gorath >Yakko and Wakko >Dan and Chris >Scratch and Grounder >Splinter and Iroh >Sarah Bellum and Hello Nurse >Felix and Calhoun >Timon and Pumba >Johnny and Plank >Jessica and Roger Rabbit
>>427327 >Well, if anyone was gonna take a stab on the side of Luck, It'd be Wilkins. Bad things may indeed be happening to those who don't drink kids!
>>427326 Blowtorches! Always a classic! I love to feel the glow on my face, in hell we get ALOT of that, trust me!
>>427282 >Howard: Greetings /co/ fans! It's a beautiful evening for a tournament and a race! My name is Howard "Buckshot" Holmes! And I'm joined by my co host, Kreese Kreely! Kreese, tell us, what happened to get us here? >Kreese: Well Howard, as you must know already, jannies are horrible at their job even though they do it for free. So they naturally set off a bunch of nukes on the initial location of the tournament, resulting in all the contestants having to flee from the nuclear fallout and the location turning into a toxic waste dump. >Howard: I thought 4chan was already a toxic waste dump? >Kreese: It is but we never had something like this happen. Thankfully we were no where near the blast zone but a few of the nominees got hit and are now mutating into abominations that even god couldn't love. >Howard: That's unfortunate for them but fortunate for the audience because they will now be used as hazards during the race. >Kreese: Expect to see some irradiated chunks fly into the splash zone! We got cameras in every nook and cranny of the tracks, enough booze up here to kill the liver of every elephant in Africa, and a fuck ton of entertaining matches! >Howard: So place your bets, reeve up your engines, and get ready because it's tiiiiiiiiiime for the Tag Team Tournament! >Kreese: So much fun it hurts!
Alright while I wait on TTA I figured I'd ask you guys for some help. If there's a particular image you want used for the background on your duo's name tag, please LINK it. If it's already canon or very popular I shouldn't have any problems finding images to use, but if it's niche and you happen to have the one piece of fan art, feel free to let me know. Otherwise I'm going to use a gradient of the characters' two most prominent colors. Also, TTA: I noticed the bracket won't have much room for the tags I'm using, so I'm making two tags for each team. One will be the size of the Ms./Mr. /co/ tags (but left blank) that'll be easier to fit onto the image, and the larger ones with the names for later rounds. You can use them however you want obviously but I thought I'd try and make things a little easier for you. Also I'll take requests after I'm done, but that probably won't be until tomorrow or Tuesday.
>>427358 I can't see any except the main ones (Ashi/Grace, Jack/Simon, Amity/Jackie, and Spicer/Gwen). The rest are from shows or thematic pairings. As for the meme ones they generate fun content so I am chill with it.
>>427332 Once we’re done with you we’ll torture your mind, body, and soul for all eternity until you’re nothing more then another servant of The Old Ones
And there we have it! A surprisingly low turnout, to be sure, but you all know how things are after a few explosive events, hahahaha!
Miser Bros have pulled in at the #1 spot, much to the displeasure of a few! Meanwhile we’ve got teams no one would consider getting in: like Jack Spicer winning the bid of Gwenpool, and the mighty Monarch having to run with a talking beverage instead of his beloved wife!
Ah, but this is still just the beginning! Stay tuned, ladies and gentlemen, and do hold on because this ride is about to get hectic!
And remember: Rewards shall be in store for those that vote Cipher and I all the way to the top!
>>427360 Hide the Scorpio symbol somewhere in Wilkins and Wontkins. The idea of Wilkins having taken Vriska's power(from the end of the last thread and still being continued here) is so fucking hillarious it needs reference
>I'M BACK, AND MANLIER THEN EVER BEFORE! MAY HAVE HALF-DROWNED WHILE GETTING BACK THROUGH THE PORTAL HERE, BUT I'M BACK, NO MORE BOOBA, WHERE THE HELL IS THAT CAT, WHO AM I FIGHTING THIS ROUND!!!
Good evening everyone. This is your host Don, here at the starting line at the Temple of Isis! (No not the terrorist one) Let's get a few words from our contestants. >>427326 >>427335 Hey! You two! Yeah, the demons! How thrilled are you to be working together in this big event?
>>427386 Because asking this to the announcing red demon would be a waste of time, I'll ask you this: Have you check the system for any kind of cheating afoot? The Owl Lady is no stranger to that.
>>427367 >>427384 Hello guys! Nice to see Moonknight in one piece. I'm here with my partner Badgerclops >>427385 Looks like we are separated my old nemesis. For now
>Howard: And they are off to the races! It's mechanical mayhem out there already! While we watch, let's take some questions from the audience! >Kreese: Some these cars look weird. Hell the kaiju don't even have cars, they're just walking and running.
>>427417 Oh we made sure there was no cheating going on. You're just not as popular as you think you are. Sorry but you're just gonna have to watch this one. You're free to support your favorite team though.
>>427384 Hello there, Moon Knight. Nice seeing you again. I'd like you to meet Weekly. >>427419 Hello, Mao Mao. So, this is the guy you were talking about.
MINIONS! Your Monarch beckons you to heed his call!
Alright... I've had a bit of time to calm down. Brewed up some tea, sat down, and now rather than feeling only blinding, unrelenting fury I am only feeling the slightest twinge of murderous intent. One vote. One, FUCKING vote kept me from running alongside my darling, and now I am forced to run this shit show with Master fucking Shake. THE biggest prick this side of yours truly in this whole sad escapade.
So, I just want a show of hands. Merely curious, no punishments will be had here, I JUST want to know how many of you voted for me and Shake over me and my Queen. Come on, don't be shy, I swear no one's judging, I just want to get an idea.
>>427454 So you're saying if Dan/Chris and MaoMao/Badger kept winning, they'd be the FINAL 2, making the first match of Mr. /co/ the last match of the Tag Team, and allowing arguably the first big rivarly of that match time to stew?
>They just made a tournament after being close before Maybe if they catch a wave before a trailer pisses everyone else they can make the proper tournament next year
>>427411 And we're back! Again. The next batch of racers is arriving now, led by Wander and Sylvia. Wallace and Gromit squeak along in some crazy contraption. You just never know what to expect from those two. Babs and Buster Bunny, apparently unrelated, grace the road along with Moxxie and Millie who here to represent I.M.P. I wonder if they know about their boss? And there's Johnny and Plank, with the Bombshell Rabbits Roger and Jessica in the wackiest of racers. The Galactic Jobbers Galactus and Antimonitor are in it to lose it if their team name is any indication. Mr. Morris and Scruffy drive their street sweeper to compete for the cash prize! The cash prize that doesn't exist, of course. Best beware of the The Emperor's New Daughters, Star Butterfly and Gertrude Fairyland. The race hasn't even started and they've already made enemies.
And here we have the darlings of the digits, Simon Laurent and Samurai Jack in the Chapel Convertible. I can still hear the wedding bells. Let's hope they steer clear of the strikingly intimidating Camelot Crusaders, Ruber and The Griffon. Wirt and Beatrice had a car, can't remember what it looked like though. God my memory is shit. I remember Billy and Mandy though, a rather strained relationship there.
And there goes EVE with WALL-E in tow, who has a fire extinguisher for some reason? Behind them floats the Bottle Rocket with Wayward Vagabond and Peregrine Mendicant at the helm. Rorschach and The Question are on the scene to, uhh, up the ante into vigilante. Did I really write that? Whatever, Hank and Bobby Hill are next in their car. Doesn't look suited for the track. Then again, neither do they.
I can hear the arguing of the Assholish AS Duo from up in the announcer's booth. Seems Mr. Monarch isn't happy that he's separated from his wife, and getting stuck with Master Shake isn't helping. I give them a few hours before they kill each other.
Twin teams from the afterlife, it's the Ghost Lolis and the Devilish Duo in their own suitably spine-chilling carts. The Grumpy Warlords Grievous and Vilgax should prove to be tough competition. Grievous alone is a legendary slayer of Jedi, I wouldn't want to make him mad. Nor would I want to stand in the way of Calvin and his stuffed tiger, but that's just because I'm not good with kids. No clue how he made it in alone though. Perhaps some law and order is necessary to set this matter straight, which is why it's lucky we have Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde with their police cruiser. That siren means business!
Yet another duo from down below manifests in Charlie and Satina. Yeah, it's a good team and all, but surely there are #bettercartoons out there. Like KND, who has Numbuhs 1 and 5 visiting from Sector V. Though they'd better keep an eye out for Father, who has teamed up with The Beast for some pitch-black punishment. An amphibious alliance hops by next with Kermit and Pepe the Frog, apparently unrelated.
Good and evil rock the bracket as Black Hat and Demencia precede Moses and The One Above All. Scooby Doo and Courage take the Mystery Machine for a spin with Aladdin and the Genie riding a carpet towards eventual victory. Wishful thinking if you ask me.
I'll admit, kiddo: You're definitely right about all of this being exciting so far. You and your new friend do your best against the screaming duck and rabbit, while Wuya and I take care of that bunny and mouse! That magic cloak I gave you'll be useful in the race as long as you watch where the wind blows it!
>>427417 >>427421 >>427424 Yeah Belos! Listen to the human and also get in your time out prison!
>She TOTALLY didn't have any voting fraud involved with getting herself and Luz in, haha
>>427446 I did! A pretty close call for a couple that I didn't expect to get through, but I thought it'd be fun!
>>427301 >"I know, right?! Had my hopes but Top 5 is pretty sweet. Here's hoping we can hold on to that momentum." >"You take the wheel first, I'll be on radio and shot-gun duty." >>427448 >"Now don't underestimate them just cause they're kids. Kids can be crafty. They can SMELL weakness and move in on it. Gotta keep on your toes, and not make yourself a target." >>427299 >>427302 >"Hey, don't be so nervous! Going up against tough odds can be scary, trust me I know, but we can try to have fun here. It's not like Black Widow's around to 'mop up' losers this time, she's too busy competing."
Grace: Hey Ashi, since this is your first official Christmas, here's a present I swiped off of Robot Santa's sleigh. Merry Christmas!
Ashi: Thank you, but why are you doing this?
Grace: Um.. because 'tis the season?
Ashi: Of thievery and murder?
Grace: Um... Hahaha! Oh wow, we really need to get you out more! My childhood was shit, but even I knew what Christmas was.
Ashi: I was raised in a cave along with my six now dead sisters knowing only a crazed sect of female Aku cultists, born and brought up with only one thought: to kill the Samurai.
Grace: ... Grace: Wow... Let's get you some eggnog.
my work is finally done I can rest now. by the way TagTeamAnon the "platonic" was supposed to be in quotes, that was the joke. Could you fix it if it wasn't a problem?
>>427458 Fuck you, you straw-headed dick! You know how much I was looking forward to competing alongside my Queen! If am going to be stuck with you, then by God almighty we are going to be doing things my way, you got it? I'm the one with the ride, be it my unstoppable Cocoon or my evil Monarch Mobile, so you are going to be as quiet as freaking possible on this trip or so help me I will pull over to bury you in a ditch by the highway. >>427475 >>427470 I see. Yes, very funny Spicer. Veeerry funny. Henchman 69, the next time Jacky boy here needs to take a break from the wheel and catch a few winks... 'take care' of him. And just because I know this won't get through to you the first time I say it, I am putting as much emphasis on the 'take care' part as I fur-reeking can. >>427474 FUN? You see the jackass I have to share a vehicle with for the next seven days? In what of the nine rings of hell could a single minute with this arrogant soft-served talking beverage be considered 'fun'. I could have been running the Monarch Mobile with my hot wife, now I bet she's up in some Martian Cruiser while I have to listen to his inane ramblings day in and day out!
>>427488 Dude, on the brightside if you ever get thirsty he's a milkshake. Also you don't have to spend all 7 days with him, you can get eliminated early!
it's not like I don't agree Gwen/spicer's support doesn't take a LOT from RP posts but the pair itself isn't what I'd consider your normal crackship, they're surprisingly synergistic. >Roughly same age-group, teens trying to make it as a hero/villain >Both resemble the first real 'friend' you see the other has in their respective series, Gwen looks much like Ashe (Katnappe) with pink-hair dye and Jack like a red-haired Cecil >Gwen's younger brother Teddy was also better at computers than her so Jack may remind her of him. >Both also share a few traits like Cecil/Jack's genius for computers and Ashe/Gwen's enthusiasm for mayhem >Both have an arc around wanting to be recognized by others, Gwen establishing her place among the Marvel pantheon and Jack's insecurities forming his desire to rule the world >Both often straddle the line between good and evil frequently >Both use a varied arsenal in combat and have weird goggles >Both come from mediums that like to use a little western animesque in their style You might say these are minor similarities or that I'm reaching, but it's at lot more than what you'd assume is there on a first glance. Which is what I think is a fun part of Tag-Team tournament, is finding unconventional or funny pairings you wouldn't think of right away, and RP just happened to be the avenue for thinking it up. or maybe that they sync more than expected is what made the RP
>>427488 It’s a partnership, dude. They picked us together, not you only with me as your hot side piece. >>427494 I’m not into that shit, you kinky freak.
>>427472 Classic champions return as Johnny Bravo and Jenny Wakeman roll up in a white and gold car. (Don't worry, there's no judges in a race.) It makes the sight of Xavier and Xavier running by even more pathetic. But look at them go! The power of shoddy 2007 animation is a powerful and mystical one, and it apparently allows the duplicates to run without their feet ever touching the ground.
This year's christmas will be anything but merry if Jack Skellington and The Grinch have anything to say about it. They've each contributed one "reindeer" to their shared sled, and while it doesn't help in the speed department, it does male for decent headlights. Above them is a futuristic jet designed, built, and piloted by Dr. Flug with 505 to provide support. Frollo and Gaston renew their partnership in the world of entertainment to compete for the championship. Darkwing Duck and Launchpad McQuack are putting their aviation skills to use with a shiny new biplane. And there's Scratch and Grounder in a new invention from Dr. Robotnik, without permission if my sources are to be believed. Looks like they're already thinking of ways to rig the race, those scoundrels.
Bored yet? Too bad. Blue Beetle and Booster Gold are running in a grounded jet painted in blue and gold. Hello Nurse and Sarah Bellum are WOOOOO LORDY BIG BAZONGERS YOU WON'T SEE THIS ON MODERN TELEVISION AWOOOGA HUMINA HUMINA, while Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff showcase the shittiest looking car I've ever seen. It was probably made by imigrants. And there's Mao Mao and Badgerclops patrolling the raceway on a flying scooter.
Looks like the mail truck's here with Postman Pat and Jess behind the wheel. Ramses and Black Widow ride in on a carriage built with the remains of the fallen and towed by enslaved competitors from Mr. /co/. Jesse Cosay and Lake share a motorcycle, while Henchmen 21 and 24 blast tunes from their car. Coop sits behind the wheel of Optimus Prime. Who's driving? Who knows. Dipper Pines and Dib Membrane drive Taz's old Cruiser at the back of the caravan along with Jimmy Neutron and Timmy Turner in an oddly green and pink tank.
And sneaking in at the very back, it's a Wacky Races staple, Dick Dastardly and his dog Muttley. Also known as the illegitimate winners of Mr. /co/ 2020. >Illegitimate? Why, I stole that trophy fair and square! This conniving crook is no doubt up to his old tricks. Can the other racers beat this cheat? Stay tuned to find out this and more on the way out Wacky Races!
>>427386 I will tell you that this matchup is quite interesting! Especially after how rudely Cipher treated me at the wedding!
The charming Princess Charlie herself begged me to be on her team, but even she ended up happy with that little imp with wings on her side!
>>427488 Look at it this way, Mr. Monarch! Even if you and the shake go down, the trophy still has a chance of being taken to your cocoon by either your wife or one of your henchmen! A win from one of you is still a win for the whole team, isn't it?
Golly, I'd say you've got enough Monarch representation scattered over this bracket, consisting of you, your darling wife, those two henchmen of yours, the henchgirl with Spicer and.....aren't Spear and Fang still living with you?
Wojaks have been up for an hour now on /co/, so you might be safe making the tourney thread now Just link the tournament google poll and this thread saying round 1 is happening here, not a long paragraph and not an angry post directed to anyone
>>427483 >Howard: We can do both. We are men of many talents. I'm able to masturbate with both hands by driving. Sure I've run over several hobos but I have busted triple the nuts! >Kreese: You car must look like a satanic ritual. Just full of blood and semen.
>>427502 Red: Yeah, right. Purple: That's not even how that saying goes. It's "Assuming makes an ass out of you and me". Red: Just goes to show how dumb people become when they focus on getting off instead of school. Purple: No wonder why humanity's education is so bad.
>>427497 Agreed. All memes aside these two also have a lot in common: >both start on the wrong side and eventually turn to good over the course of the season >both had shitty childhoods >both had shitty parents >both forced to train in the things their parents want against their will >both use this childhood training to fight >violent >ninja skills >cult aspect >both wear masks >both end up protecting what they originally wanted to kill It started as a meme choice, but then you realize they work well together. One who started a cult is working with another who is the victim of one which proves to her even more how dangerous and soul sucking (heh) cults are.
>>427386 Absolutely ecstatic, having one of the scariest and most powerful guys in hell as a partner sure is much more fun than some boring normal. He's even somewhat of a sadist, just perfect.
>>427494 Yeah, no thanks. Even assuming whatever inside him isn't radioactive and remotely palatable in the first place, I'll lean on giving him as few opportunities for 'sucking off' jokes as possible. And early elimination is not an option. As always, in spite of less than ideal conditions, I will reach forth and grab victory with the shit hand God has dealt me. >>427500 Let's not delude ourselves, Shake, clearly *I* am carrying this team. I've got it all: minions, a killer mobile base, and I'm married to the one and only Ms. FREAKING /co/ 2020! I think I'm entitled to call the shots here. >>427503 Yeah, that's the one bright spot to this: between the lot of us the Cocoon has so many entrants we got a better shot at winning than most, but if the winner isn't myself or Dr. Mrs. it'll be a cup of victory only half full. And, eh, yeah they still hang around the Cocoon and they still got their uniforms but I don't think they're hanging around because I TELL them too. The Neanderthal and the dinosaur are on their own wavelength, the closest I can get out of either is a 'URG URG GRUG' whenever I try to give orders. They still seem to get along swimmingly with 69 but even she can't really tell them what to do.
>>427421 I have no reason right now to believe that you speak the truth, human.
>>427424 >>427474 And neither of you are displaying the force needed to get me inside that little thing. Your words alone have as much value as a speck of dust. How do you even know that cage will be enough for me?
>>427518 So Monarch. How does it feel to squirm because of the power of the people’s choice?
If you were as mighty as you say, you would be doing much better mentally than you are now.
>>427477 >"I do too, but, still, don't wanna go crushing kids' dreams or anything right out of the gate... though I guess I read somewhere if you don't take them seriously it hurts their pride too? Hmm, tough call." >>427488 >>427477 >"Right, got it Mr. The Monarch! I'll 'take care' of him. Wink wink." >"I think he means it's okay to heat up some of that cocoa I swiped from the galley for us before I left. He's a cool boss sometimes."
>>427282 >Well it seems more and more people are seeing how bad your life can turn if you don't drink Wilkins, making a deal with that troll has made Wilkins Coffee number 1 yet again.
>And ole Wontkins here has finally learned to stop worrying and love Wilkins Coffee
>>427503 Nice to see that even residents of hell can find happiness. Now let's see who else is here. >>427475 >>427477 Ah yes, Gwen and Spicer. I have seen relationships grow stronger during these competitions, but i have also seen them get ruined. Are you worried that your new relationship might not survive the troubles that are ahead?
Has anyone seen Oswald? He was worried about Felix stalking him to join his team before Mickey stole Felix's chances of making it, and he hasn't been seen since
>Trollberg >MIB >Smooth Sailing >A Boy and his Dogwood >Pups of Panic >For Free >Grumpy Warlords >Ineptive Invaders >Primal Duo >The Chum Bucket >Hench 4 Life >Showtime >Hell's Princesses >North Pole Express >Patrick's Inferno >Platonic Friends >The OG King and Queen >Catdog >I turned myself into a pickle-inator >No Relation >Heaven's Eyes >Paranormal Preteens >Duality of Frog >Lilo and Stitch >Enemies of the Samurai >Ghost Lolis >The Frollo Show >Goofy Goobers >Miser Bros >Wicked Witches >Fast and Furry-ous >SCAM Inc. >Addams Family >Duck Clean >Regular Team
>>427522 Oh, hey there! You can call me Weekly! Nice to meet ya! As for the camera, I'm a reporter for a tabloid in New York City. >>427529 The pleasure's all mine, sir! Might I say I'm a fan of your outfit. So mysterious.
>>427405 That's not the attitude, is it? Did giving up thwart Baron Greenback's plans to melt the polar ice caps? Did keeling over stop Count Duckula from hypnotizing everyone on planet earth? Did sighing and walking away save Professor's father from a particularly fragrantly offensive fate? That may work for you in whatever juvenile fanclubs you consort with, but I'm not about to let a crustacean and a scam artist end our run before it's even begun.
I mean, honestly! A couple of old, doddering CEOs with a hoarding problem? What are they gonna do, stock exchange us into submission? Ooh, I'm so scared! I can defeat that money-grubbing megalomaniac CEO Crumhorn every week without a single hitch, so who says I can't defeat two of him? I almost feel cruel in being given the privilege to send these two old-timers packing in humiliating defeat, and here you are, moping about, instead of embracing this opportunity to prove ourselves! If you ever find yourself becoming fixated on ridiculous, absurd, positively downright bizarre notions like me NOT winning a competition, I want you to stop and think... What would Danger Mouse do? The answer, of course, is simple - I win. It's what I do! Don't accept a reality that has yet to actually transpire, especially a false reality as hilariously fictitious as the existence of women on these imageboards. It's the wild west here, Ian, anything can happen and you can bet your me-themed trading cards this isn't my first rodeo.
So chin up, as always! If we're going to be underdogs, we're going to be the best damn underdogs these tourneygoers have ever seen! And if we go down - which, hm, we most certainly won't - we shall go down in a blaze of glory outshining any cheap victory these slimy, supercilious side show attractions may try to claim over us!
...I know that was quite a rousing speech, but you can let go of my hand now.
>>427539 A reporter, huh? Sounds like a pretty sweet gig. Nest of luck kid, and make sure you keep that camera ready. Something tells me something pretty wacky is coming up.
>>427282 Looks like our first match is with a couple of rabbits, eh lad? Better break out the old Anti-Pesto tools and deliver them to Lady Tottingham’s rabbit preserve. Make sure not to rough em up, Gromit!
>>427536 Do I have a good reason to do as you say at this time?
No.
>>427541 When you participate in a contest that involves the infamous Owl Lady and many creatures from all sort of dimensions with their own diverse sets of skills, powers and behaviors, you cannot be fully trustworthy towards everything that involves it now, can you?
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>>427543 Oh, yeah, I had kinda forgot about that. Egghead said he's, and I quote, "more interested in establishing a relationship between like-minded individuals, rather than worrying about any familial relationships". That and we're still waiting on the test results.
>>427550 Well you clearly do give a shit, otherwise you wouldn’t be at this tournament in the first place. You know what they say about ass, it makes an assumption out of you and me.
>>427552 Hey could I have some cheese? I watched Kipo and it taught me that cheese is the wisest thing to pray to.
>>427554 You got it Weekly! Just make sure you and Blacksad watch out for the other contestants; these guys get wild and try to run you off the road! I've packed my bags with a first aid kit in case of an emergency.
>>427556 >Chris does tests and finds out he is a descendant of two men from unrelated shows, this results in his doom >Jack does tests... I'm curious to see how this goes.
>>427558 They'd have to be pretty stupid to try anything with us. Plus, John's been in a few chases in the past, so he knows how to use evasive maneuvers.
>>427556 No biggie. Just keep me posted. I mean this effects me too after all. >>427570 Dude our security is literally a box and a padlock. Also a hope corgi watching it
>>427554 >>427558 I'll be giving you encouragement from outside this race gentlemen. I dont think it's illegal to have a little eye in the sky, just in case... Also... >>427519 Blacksad, Is there anything new about the Ramses case?
>So we're up against two butlers? Sounds easy enough... >Hehehehe >Why are you laughing, Jimmy? >Heh heh, BUTT-ler! Ha! >I'm starting to question what it is about you I like.
>>427527 >"Oh, huh... well buckle up for a bit of disappointment, it looks like I didn't grab cocoa. I think I grabbed coffee instead. 'Wilkins'? Sounds old-timey." >>427526 >"Dude, no need to make things out to be so dramatic... I mean I guess that's kind of the point of this whole thing is drama but, I think things are going just fine." >"Jack and I are just out here having fun in the race, taking it nice and easy... er, not literally, I mean we're trying to go pretty fast, but you know what I mean." >>427531 >"Hey, don't knock yourself. You're a super-genius with a rad garage and a killer triple axel. You're practically the closest thing your show has to a Tony Stark, trust me you'd do fine with girls."
K: I'm Sea Crab! S: And I'm Man! Both: And we're Sea Crab and Man Incorporated! S: We're coming to you from one of our many SCAM warehouses that we totally own to thank all our loyal investors! K: Thanks to you, our loyal investors, we've made it to Round 1, and profits are through the roof! S: Anyone who didn't invest in SCAM stock while it was priced the lowest it'll ever be really missed out! K: But don't worry! The cost of one vote may have risen but it's still reasonably priced! S: But don't wait! The price, and profits for our existing shareholders, are only skyrocketing! K: To sweeten the deal, we're including a commemorative Round 1 SCAM souvenir cup with every purchase of a large Mystery Patty meal! While supplies last. S: All you gotta do to get this sweet deal is show proof you voted for SCAM Inc. in Round 1. That's literally it! Couldn't be easier! I know some of you still won't do it. K: And that's a-okay with me! They'll just make our current investors richer next round! AAARRARRARRARRARRARRARR!! S: Get those votes in, and we'll see you in the next round!
>Jerry we barely made it! >I heard you Alfred! >No time for investigations, I'll take the wheels! >Seems like we're facing off against a young lad and a girl? >Don't underestimate the girl Jerry! She can cook up gadgets that rival your WOOHP's. >Seems like our work would be easier if we go further in the tourney. Let's hope we take the lead. Let's use the WOOHPNITRO-SPEEDSTER!
>>427581 Red: Oh God damnit. Purple: Uh, why don't you go stare into that imp's gun. Make sure it doesn't have any bullets to harm us. Red: And leave your supplies to us. We don't want you to loose them in case something goes wrong.
>>427590 aren't you a knight? Eternal Defender of hornyness? Free this sword from it cage and every woman in fiction and reality will be attracted to you FULFILL YOUR DESTINY AS THE UBBERCOOMER
>>427575 Thanks, that means a lot coming from you... And sure, Wilkins is fine. I don't think it'll be too bad. >>427583 Kinda ruining a moment here...
>>427520 Hah! Lot of tough talk coming from a so-called super-villain who couldn't even make it past the Qualifiers. As far as the 'peoples choice' boned people over, I'd still say I'm doing better than you. This butterfly's as sharp and as deadly as the name implies, Belos. I'm an A-lister, I can take the blows as they come. >>427523 Hah! Good luck with that, 'genius', considering who you're paired with. Some forewarning: I hope you have child locks on all of your vehicles. FIRST DAY in the Cocoon, 69 flooded my hangar, set the lower-decks on fire, AND broke my web-cam. I've lost track of how much other stuff she's broken just going around the place, you basically partnered up with a Deedee in a butterfly costume.
>>427587 I wouldn't expect a pipsqueak like you to understand what a promotion is. Why would anyone invest in your company? You do have a company, dontcha? Cuz if ya don't, I don't know why I'm wastin' time with ya. I spent my whole career dealing with tiny nuisances, and at this point I'm an expert. Now scram before the health inspector thinks we have a rat problem!
>>427599 >Dude this is only our second date. When you're right, you're right kid. This is the time to show off ALL your stuff and seal the deal, then after the wedding hide it all offshore. If you can find a buddy who lives on the ocean floor, that's the perfect hiding spot.
>>427583 >"Yes. I'm very, very sweet." >>427598 >"Hey, no problem." >"Though, I was really kinda hoping for cocoa. I've got a funny feeling about this Wilkins Coffee. I can't explain it, it feels... kinda cursed. Like, 'explodey' cursed." >>427592 >"Jerry! You made it! Ohmigosh, how are you feeling? After the wedding no one would even let us see you, you were so messed up."
>>427592 >The role of a butler really suits Alfred, don't you think, Jimmy? >Why's that Heloise? >Because he'll always be behind us~ >Oh? OH! You made a butt joke! Ha!
>>427614 >>427592 JERRY! You absolute, unironic son of a bitch! I was hoping you'd make it here. You have much to answer for what I underwent while I was in WOOHP custody. After your reckless sacrifice at the wedding I was afraid I'd miss my chance to repay you for everything. But now, it seems fate has delivered unto me a chance to even the score.
Do you have any idea what it is like to constantly be on the run from a 7-foot black monolith of a man who will stop at nothing to defile your shithole? Or to be vored by a 40 year old tabby-cat and have to fight my way out of an acidic death trap just to see the light of day? Oh, how I've been praying for you to show up to this thing, Jerry.
>>427617 Hey, between us two which of us has been successfully divorced? That's right, this guy. I bet you haven't even been divorced ONCE! Just keep what I said in mind. Demonstrate value. And if you haven't engaged physically or nurtured dependence yet, you're freefalling into the friendzone, kid. Get to it! I'm rootin' for ya!
There are many kinds of magic out there, and you still didn't elaborate.
I'm starting to consider if I was better off speaking with the radio demon. Least he knows this system more than you.
>>427602 Doing better in the tournament, I'll give you that. But how long will it be before you, your wife, and all of your henchman in this contest are wriggling like fish out of water?
I am fascinated to see you once victory is snatched away from your grasp.
>>427613 Really, for such highly advanced beings as you so claim, this cagework seems so shoddy!
>There's something starting to glow on his finger...
>>427604 Hurt but not dead, as long as I can stand... I will help the true allies of Justice!
>>427616 The double quads nearly took my life, but I am still recovering. In a way we should thank the Janitors. By exiling us here, the power of GETS are barely enough to put me in harm's way... for now at least.
>>427583 >What do you hope to accomplish? Hopefully we will have our revenge and kill Simon Laurent or otherwise be instrumental to his eventual death! And...we'll also like to win this tourney too. We've been loving the spirit so far! Oh, and Ashi here is getting adjusted to living outside of nightmare futuristic hellscape. She's just got her first Christmas present!
>>427622 I’d prefer not to be divorced at all.... I think you should stick to business, and leave love advice to something else >>427626 I’m glad I got in with her too. How’s the do gooding?
>>427623 Red: "Average Heightest"? How dare you. Purple: "Eat a dick"? What the hell are you talking about? Who's dick? >>427624 Red: Oh yeah, we got that cage yesterday off of eBay. Purple: We got it just for you.
>>427632 >I’d prefer not to be divorced at all Without some proper guidance, you may not even get the chance, kid. Who's gonna help ya? Her cape-wearing dad? Pretty sure he hates ya, and everyone and everything except his smokeshow of a wife. Which is understandable. She's smoking.
>>427625 ...Uuuhh, depends on who's asking, and how angry they are. There's two of us, you know. I'm the one you're NOT asking for in an accusing tone.
>>427626 >Well, make sure to throw yourself and your lame car in with the rest of the garbage! >And always remember to recycle~ >Shut up, Jimmy. We're insulting them, don't give them environmental advice.
>>427621 >Alfred: "While I do understand in your sentiment of frustration mister The Monarch, I would advise against reminding Jerry more of your misfortunes. Your tales have made him laugh so much he has opened all his cicatrised wounds. I am afraid it will be all for now from both of us. I will book us a room at a nearby hotel and rest for the night."
>>427620 >"I'm not sure, I'm tempted to just chuck it out the window but it feels like NOT drinking it is the dangerous part. Seems contradictory, either you drink weird voodoo coffee or you don't and something bad happens. Who would make something like this?" >>427626 >"Well, I'm really glad to see you're okay, but I kinda miss the GETS. Not that they really ever agreed with me anyways, but I thought I was getting better at them. Still, this'll be even more fun with you around. Good luck in the race!"
>>427629 Yikes. I expected this kind of evil presence from the demons. Moving on. >>427621 So, Monarch, how's the wife? And how are you two enjoying you new partners?
>>427632 >Alfred: "I am sorry, it seems like Jerry cannot answer himself your question, but I can assure you he has been occupied working with the Justice League... keep it for yourself... but we are here on a mission. I am sure he will share more about it tomorrow with you and miss Gwen."
>>427639 No, you’re definitely the one I’m thinking of, but if you don’t recognize me, well.. Just remember, my name’s Eda, NOT Marilyn, and I DEFINITELY didn’t have anything to do with your first divorce. Got it?
>>427636 >>427637 >>427644 Well shit on a biscuit! I put the bolt bucket down...and now this gun is currently useless now with his big ass head stuck in it!
Moxxie? Millie? Are you done kicking the hell out of that kid and his pet plank? I need assistance here!
>>427627 I'd probably say something like >Look at you Sugar Gorilla, all those tentacles and yet you still can't manage to hold a victory for shit in comics But I would never say that because my love for my precious Shuma Gorath transcends time and space
>>427630 Nah I don't think I will. Helluva Boss? More like helluva pain in the ass.
>>427631 Same to you coomer. Your fapping skills will get you far in life so keep up the good work
>>427634 I'm pretty sure Dick is the first Robin. He didn't make it into the tournament so please eat him.
>>427649 >"Alright, good luck. If you feel explodey at all, try to give me a warning first so I can get ready to... do something that might let me survive that, I guess. Finger's crossed!" >*passes mug*
>>427657 You just got tricked by my new skills in the art of disguising and my silver tongue. Now the sword is mine, and before i go, let me tell you sir, your conviction led you to your beloved, not the sword.
>>427654 >>Look at you Sugar Gorilla, all those tentacles and yet you still can't manage to hold a victory for shit in comics >But I would never say that because my love for my precious Shuma Gorath transcends time and space Fine fine, This good?
>>427651 Weird thing to say but I got it. You ever run into that treacherous, evil, backstabbing witch though, tell her to give me back my car. That's not an offensive thing to say to your people, right? Witch? It's hard enough keeping up with what's offensive on just Earth. These other dimensions are a completely new minefield.
>>427646 And who are you, the freaking help? Oh, poor little creepy old-man Jerry still feeling a little under the weather and needs an assistant? Well, you tell him this, Mr. The Butler: soon as he's lucid and perfectly capable of understanding the horrible sting of revenge the Monarch's prepared, he should prepare himself for a storm unlike he's ever witnessed. >>427648 Well, the situation with MY partner should be obvious, Not-Chris. Shake's been blessedly quiet the past few hours so I've been enjoying that immensely, but I know it is only a matter of time before he starts jamming the radio with his custom rap album again. It's been as gruesome as one can imagine. My wife, on the other hand, seems to be doing fine. She and Queen 2nd Place have just been having a grand old time without me. Apparently, the two of them got along great leading up to and after the Ms. /co/ Finals, even went out for a freaking drink afterwards. I guess Marvin and I really were taking our girls' triumph more seriously than they were at the time with that whole, interplanetary war thing.
>>427658 >"Huh. Really?" >"Shoot. I'm actually sorta let down. Wait, that sounds really bad, not that I'm bummed over you not blowing up or anything! Just got myself all psyched up for an explosion. Well, down the hatch." >"I guess nothing bad happens when you drink Wilkin's coffee. Go figure."
>>427667 I have it with the other dialogue you posted if you want me to post that. >>Look at you Sugar Gorilla, all those tentacles and yet you still can't manage to hold a victory for shit in comics
>>427659 Purple: Should we tell him that the cage was used, like, a lot, and for sickening things? Red: He'll find out once he realizes where that smell was coming from. Purple: But now he's going to stink up the entire tournament. Red: The staff will just have to give him a thorough cleaning. Both: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
>>427666 Well at least the girls are getting along. Just don't try anything to kill your partner until after this is all over. That's all for today folks, this host has got to take his beauty sleep for the big race. See you all later.
>>427670 Sure that'd be cool, but change the play on his name to Smegma Whorebath. I think that's cleverer and also that Sugar Gorilla is far too clean for her.
>>427668 Hey Gwen your comic just got cancelled a few minutes after you drank that coffee
>>427669 I'll help you Zim. Then afterwards you can give me that organ harvester in your PAK.
>>427667 Kill? Me? I think you got your facts wrong, toots. The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. That's from a movie. Die Hard, I think. Now excuse me while I find those good-for-nothing janitors. I swear you leave a slimier trail than the octopus thing.
>>427667 Red: We will be waiting. >>427669 Red: Just go to hell. And uh, battle your enemy in his homeland or something. Purple: I'm getting sleepy. See you later. Red: I better get to bed too. Do not disturb us.
>>427675 >"What?! No! I didn't even know I GOT a new run on anything recently, have I been henching for that long?!" >"I thought bad things wouldn't happen if you drank Wilkins, but the curse got me anyway! Why did you betray me, coffee?!"
>>427668 That’s good at least. I was expecting something bad to happen. >>427681 Dude, it’s Marvel. You’ll get another run in like a week. Then it’ll be canceled again and the entire thing will repeat with worsening dialogue and bad art
>>427685 Um, yeah, yeah. Right. I think I'll leave the daredevil to you. I'm gonna hand out my payback personally to your girl. I'll show everyone she was a fluke.
Nyeh heh he heh heh! Brings back memories doesn't it, Muttley? Except this time, we have a bit more of a helping hand at our side. *Pushes communication button on the dashboard.* You know your orders, rotten bots! Lay the traps! Prepare the ambushes! Knock anyone you can out of the race!
Friendly reminder to vote for the prince and princess of the Fire Nation. Especially if you happen to be a citizen of the Fire Nation or any of its occupied provinces.
>>427666 Last time I checked, my show had half a million more viewers than yours. We hit top 5 seeds so when we win, I'll be gracious enough to let you have the trophy. A deal is a deal though. No harassing you, just our opponents. Jack Spicer will be a virgin for life. Now pound it. Also, which of my albums would you like to hear?
>>427702 Don't touch me! None of you touch me! You all rejected Professor Chaos! One day next year, you all will suffer the fist of CHAOS! You will all be fisted! Ahaow! I'm going home before I get grounded.
>>427708 I'm afraid it's too late for apologies mister! I'm telling Gwenpool, Blue Beetle, Booster Gold, Starfire, Raven, Spider-man, Daredevil, and every other damn capeshitter in this competition to give you a stern talking to! Now go to your room immediately and take that shuriken out of your eye! >>427706 Maybe he should get on that magical train! It might teach him a lesson about listening to his parents!
I'm sorry you all had to see that. He's been a very bad boy.
>>427709 How high did his number get- Oh wait, I'm not doing that anymore... Well, I never came across him during my time, but if One-One shows up again maybe you can ask him if he'll share stuff about your Strong Sad? I heard One-One records everything everyone does on the train, even the super embarrassing stuff.
>>427710 Yikes. On second thought, maybe you should let him on the train. He'll get a stern talking to alright. Tell him not to wheel n-denizens though! Or people!
>>427548 I'll be shocked if they manage to win over the 4th highest seed but it's legit a possibility since we don't have as many voters. Either way this speech is kino and I feel bad for voting Scam Inc now
>>427683 >"I mean, you're not wrong for most characters, but for me it's more like once a year, I-" >"Uh... I mean, comic? What comic, I don't have a comic? What kind of ordinary villainous henchgirl has a comic?" >>427685 >>427682 >"Yeah, you tell her Spear! Whatever it is you just said, you tell her!" >>427696 >"Oh no, I'm sorry little guy. I guess even the voters don't give you a break... you're still cool to hang out with us though, even the Monarch won't let you go out on the streets hungry."
>>427715 Hello, my name is, uh, Eustace, uh... Krebs. I'm an experienced and loyal SCAM investor and don't regret my vote at all. The mouse knows some pretty words, but does he have stayin' power? Can he protect ya from the dino or the cup or the girl who doesn't wear pants? Can he even go toe to toe with the nameless farmers? If I were a bettin' man, I'd say "no". And if ya wanna take that wager, let's talk later hehe.
No, I trust SCAM Inc. with me LIFE. The founders are THE most trusted names in business for DECADES. Me and all me experienced investor friends all vote SCAM. It's the best investment you'll ever make now or in the future. Never regret a good investment.
>>427697 First of all, when your viewership numbers in the millions a mere 500,000 is practically nothing. Secondly, yeah no duh because your show takes like a tenth the time and effort it takes for Venture Bros to make an episode! Our animation and story require years of dedication, you're popping out 11 minute random farts every minute. Whatever, just, keep the humor focused on our opposition and I'll be able to tolerate it. Also >>427696 Ah, my lad, such is the trials and tribulations of life. As you grow older and your boyish optimism gives way to crumbling hatred of your enemies, you'll find life is often full of disappointments. I stand by my recruitment, however, my barracks will have you if the cold, cruel world will not, young Pip. >>427703 MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! First Belos, now Chaos, my enemies fall before me one by one! Take heed, Professor Chaos, for this is only a minor taste of the venom that the Monarch's sting possesses! Be grateful you have not come to know the full fury of his fluttering wingflaps, and cry yourself into a pillow of shame!
Also, MINIONS! Rise from your slumber, and get your asses to the poll! Vote for me, My Queen, and any of our Henchmen to victory, your Monarch demands it!
>come on Kelsey. you and Jessica did made it in the tag team tournament. >but you and her are going to against Jack Spicer and GwenPool in the first freakin' round. >who got more votes/seeds than us during Qualifier. >i have zero clue who these characters are. >but i have to..
>>427726 Hey it's But-I mean Professor Chaos. Sorry Monarch, we can't play anymore. My dad just grounded me for trying to destroy all villains. I can't leave until I get a stern talking to from all the capeshitters in this competition.
>>427719 Homestar should have a few laying around. I’d ask why you’d want to join such an army but I feel dirty just by talking to you so you go and do that while I go and take a shower
>>427587 You've never taken loss Danger, your ego won't allow it. You're already making up the narrative to yourself despite the fact you only made it in due to a technicality with your name, and how you're going to pull off the lowest seed win in a tournament ever. You aren't even the reason you got in, your partner in this is. This is not going to be handled well by you. The only question is are you going to use a gun, rope or another means after you hear the news
>>427726 I already joined you sir. There is not much else I can do now that I didn't even qualify. >>427733 >The only question is are you going to use a gun, rope or another means after you hear the news Oh golly, I love paintball and jump rope.
There's going to be like 40 votes unless you made a /co/ thread And if you didn't you have no reason to complain about a low vote count or that certain character groupings won
>>427730 I want to join the army so I can avenge the death of my father, Bennedetto, the popcorn air popper! Like Mulan only without the terrible remake.
>>427734 Hey Aku, what does it feel like to have your daughter be banging your worst enemy?
>>427735 Its not good because now I need new drugs.
>>427745 >I would but I'm a filthy phoneposter. You're the right person to make a thread using lte then airplane mode it Just a link to the google poll and here
>>427728 Hey Waluigi, how does it feel not to be in Smash? It's going to hurt as bad as your Round 1 loss in a few hours. >>427367 You and your partner better hope you don't come face to face with me or you're going in the microwave.
>>427743 I think it's too late to make /co/ threads. Almost everyone lost interest after the janny fucked us over, they probably aren't even actively looking for tournament threads anymore. Most people haven't even nominated their teams yet and we're already in round 1, so they wouldn't participate anyway if their team isn't there.
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen! Even in the nuclear fallout next to us, it sure it looking like a mighty fine day to vote!
You folks looking for more coupons to either hoard for yourself or give to your loved ones for the holidays? Well then you better head down and vote for Bill Cipher and I to advance to the next round!
Oh, and don't forget to vote for Hell's Princesses! Because how could you say no to their little faces?
>>427734 Hey Aku, what's it like to be the father to a cuck?
>>427762 HAIL MEGATRON! I even modeled my wardrobe after him. Shame I couldn't persuade Zone himself to change the skull logo to a T-Rex though. A shame, yes.
>>427766 Well you didn't say all idiots, you said all THESE idiots. Which idiots count as these?
>>427762 Aw shit, i know this guy. I have his toy somewhere in my house. I could never get him to transform without the manual though. I should check out those 3Bettercartoons threads.
After several grueling hours, my partner for this race was voted to be my overachieving brother Mickey Mouse. Though I'm not really surprised. I mean everyone really loves us being together. We were like the Power Team or something like that.
We ended up upgrading the trolley even more after the votes were counted. We ended up getting better wheels for the trolley to help us get through the race track better. We also tried getting rid of the missile launcher but the kids kept insisting we keep it on so in the spirit of the upcoming holidays I kept it on. I still question what kind of race needs a missile launcher.
Ortensia was mostly missing yesterday as well. I was questioning what happened last night until I got my answer after I found her tied up in my closet yesterday. She told that Felix trapped her in there took her clothes from the closet and he was trying to be her all day in order to get closer to me. She couldn't see what had happening after he closed the door on her but she swore she heard loud moaning afterwards and Felix saying "oh Batman" a lot. She plans on cleaning the sheets after the checkered flag is dropped.
Which moves us onto this morning. The big race was about to begin. Me and Mickey were both cheered by our friends and family as we head out to our kart. My 420 taking a whole set of bleachers to ourselves. My wife and his gal both giving us a good luck kiss along with some nice warm scarves and mittens. Felix nowhere to be in sight. It seemed like a big day indeed.
Mickey and I both get in our kart. We wait for the flag to drop. Engines ready. And then... it happened. The race finally began.
So far it seems to be a bland track. Me and Mickey are taking turns steering the car. Speaking of which it is my turn.
I'll be sure to write more when we get to the next rest stop. Until next time /co/ see ya.
>>427773 Since their competition is Jerry Lewis and Alfred Pennyworth, draw Heloise dressed as Batman and Jimmy dressed as Clover from Totally Spies. I assure you I did not swap those.
>>427777 Hey kid, just phoned to tell you that you just screwed yourself over by getting that get. Now your arch enemy knows your location and is planning to destroy you once and for all, I should know as I’m near the guy
>>427780 Those quads should generate enough power and protection to withstand whatever 'technology' you human men can muster, from now til the end of the round at least. Do not underestimate the Emperor's schools.
>>427282 And now for our sponsors: Us at I.M.P. have decided to participate in this little tournament race, and if any of us happen to win, we'll be including what I like to call "murder bonuses" into our business! These bonuses include any first kills being free if we happen to make it to the Elite Eight, and for every 20 votes we get, we’ll be the ones to serve you a fresh plate of hot, sizzling bacon with each kill you order from us!
We'll have SO many more murder bonuses added to the business ready for you if, and only if you vote for any of the two I.M.P. teams in the running! Whether it be Millie and her wacky husband or me, Blitzo, the o is silent, with uh....Stolas! Yeah.....! Stolas....!
Go vote for us in the tourney! You won't get any murder bonuses if you don't! My first opponents are still an annoying mutant bug who for some reason sounds like one of my employees and his pet bolt bucket who I finally managed to get out of my gun at the expense of it not having fucking BUTTER all over it and they should be as easy to beat in a car race as they are to beat the fuck up!
>>427785 You know what, clown? I think you're bluffing. I'd rather here this from those 'men in black' themselves. You're not the first white-painted manchild I've wasted time with. >>427786 Oh? And who are you? I've seen what quads can do. I don't doubt what it can do us
>>427789 Hi, name's Don. I'm taking over as host now that Chris is at the Hazbin Hotel. I know what quads can do too, on 4chan's /co/. Since this is Plus4chan things have gotten a lot slower and therefore gets are way easier to, well, get. Therefor the power of quads have been limited due to those who would abuse the system.
>>427789 I could say the same thing to you too P.S. have you cleaned your hair recently? In this reference image you seem to have a large stain of what I could only describe as whatsit on your hair, it probably stinks
>>427791 That's... unfortunate. I suppose you're more trustworthy than the clown. It had to give me SOME power,i mean, Emira and Edric spent so much time... >>427792 My hair dye-... no, no, a clown starves without attention.
Despite this place being slower than a baby coming out of a woman, the fact that we have to wait for an actual quad get to show up in our grasp still makes them valuable, doesn't it? The dubs and other numbers are also useful for the advertising and I could use all I can get for my business!
Go back to being the human reporter you are and interview that talking scammer crab's ass or whatever.
>>427795 We'll see about that, you overgrown cup! Once this round is over, let's just say some of these foolish racers better hope they're not allergic to... whatever it is you've got in there. And then, I shall speed my way to round 2!
>>427797 I'm not even facing you yet. I have to go up against some snotty little girls at the moment. But when me and the Monarch do face you, you better prepare for your doom.
>>427794 They still do have power, just not as much as they did before. >>427796 Relax, like i said their power is just limited, not gone. Also, you should take a bath. You smell like an owl's rectum.
>>427786 >"Yeah, it's kind of a bummer. You miss a quad there, you might get another shot in like an hour. Here you got to wait a day just for those!" >"We might get that juicy 33333 quint before the end of the Tourney though, THAT'D be a big deal. Maybe that can be the trophy at the end of the race?"
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>>427799 Hee heh heh eh heh! That reminds me. Some of these racers are in for a- Rasshn fasshnnn maghhhhn frazzin talking cup!? MUTTLEY, YOU MORON! YOU'RE BLOCKING THE VIEW *Bonks Muttley on the head* Grrrrr!
How does it feel to be in a competition where you actually have a big chance to win for once! Not only does this one contain a dash of duos, but also LITERAL dashing in a race!
>>427812 Feels like I finally have a chance to get back at those judges who stiffed me in the sixties. If they're still around and kicking, I hope they see this and get a heart attack when I win!
>>427812 >"...that a serious question?" >"Well, don't get me wrong, Mr. The Monarch's got a good heart in there, but one of those two I can just relax and pal around with, and hasn't screamed at me yet, and the other always seems on the edge of using me as ammunition even when I think I'm doing my job right." >"He's my boss so I probably shouldn't say the answer out loud, buuut I think you got the idea."
Well I’m back, for some reason Ortensia sounded like a male trying to imitate a female's voice. Anyways does anyone know where Ramses is? I haven’t seen him for awhile now
>>427728 You're not even on Scooby Doo's level, much less that of the unstoppable Monarch Empire, Dastardly! We might both be bad guys, but even my win-loss record isn't s atrocious as yours. I have expect your 'sabotage' to be a cardboard box with a stick propping it up on the side of the road. >>427802 Hah! What the oversized protein drink said. Good taunting, it's kind of fun being on the other side of it. >>427729 Wait, what? No way, tell your Dad to shove it! I've only just begun to taunt you, Chaos, you can't just call it quitsies in the middle of the round! I'm entitled to at least 2 or 3 more posts of boasting before you can call it a day and return to your lair in shame. >>427736 Fang? What, what are you (You)ing at me for? Do you need food? You already ate half my fuckin' lair, how much more do you want?! >>427740 You'll play your part in the coming battles, my boy. Now get down to the barracks and suit up, you've got a long way to go before you earn your wings! >>427823 Hey, I give you credit when it's due, 69! You're not ALWAYS a fuck-up. The fact I still allow you to work under me in spite of the countless displays of incompetence should be testament to my tolerance for you. I even let you talk me into letting Fang and Spear in the Cocoon, I'm friggin' boss of the year here.
>>427828 If you don't have a handful of titty by the second date, you're gonna have a bad time. Trust me on this kid, it's a numbers game. For every 10 slaps, you get lucky once. So just try it on her 11 times in a row. Tell me how it goes!
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>>427831 Keep telling your mooks to go to the polls, Monarch while I show you how a real villain races! And a cardboard box!? He's in for a nasty surprise, right, Muttley? Yeah, yeah! *Muttley snickers*
>>427834 Pluck and perseverance, kid. I'm an expert on these things. But I'm starting to think my advice works best for guys like me. Broad, masculine. If you really want to impress this girl, funny enough you actually might wanna talk to her boss, too. He's a skinny, sickly, pale, redheaded weirdo in funny clothes. Just like you. But his wife is a hell of a dame. I mean damn, kid, have you seen her? If I ever got the chance, let me tell you...
But I'm getting distracted. Your situation's not so different. Redhead weirdo, cute girl who doesn't wear pants. It's like poetry. I'd ask him for advice.
>>427836 She's not his girlfriend yet. Not until he takes my advice.
>>427838 Listen here buddy, we don't pay anyone, we take what we deserve and right now we deserve someone to get rid of Zim. We don't care how you do it, just do it.
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>>427841 Because I am a genius engineer with an IQ of thrrree hundred, and he's a ruthless leader with an entire army at his side! Anyone who stands in our way of victory will be CRRRUSHED!!!
>>427817 Well now, I actually spoke to one of your judges in the pit down under recently! He got rather shaky upon seeing me, but he's spat out that he has no doubts you'll lose another race!
>>427818 >>427831 Is that true, Mr Monarch? You ENJOY the way this Shake sings out his songs to you?
>>427823 >>427825 Fascinating! Seems you might be on your way to a road of endless romance, Jack! Key word being "might" of course! Hehe!
Yet Gwen, you say that your Monarch's heart is a good one...but the man goes on and on and on about how "EEEEEVIL" he and his forces are! Any thoughts to let loose on that?
For what reason? We're already on ceasefire grounds and with the antics you get into I wouldn't be surprised if some cement mixer sends you and your owl right back to Hell's depths!
>>427848 You'd really call the cops on a kid just trying to find love? That's a low blow, Not-Chris, and I'm pretty sure violates the bro code. Also, I'm witnessing several felonies amongst the contestants as we speak. You're not reporting those are ya, Not-Chris? I think you're trying to eliminate the competition for the pink girl's heart. Not very "bro" of you.
>>427849 Follow success kid. Whatever he did, worked. If you gotta declare an insane vendetta against some sad little bald guy for seemingly no reason to get the girl, that's just the price of love. What's love worth to ya, kid? Can you hench a bald guy?
>>427733 The Secret Fanservice only got in because of Ian? Also known as MY biggest fan? So, I am pretty well-liked then. Not quite the own you thought it was, eh?
>>427660 >>427715 >>427801 Glad I was able to inspire some common sense into you lot. What's a competition without a good underdog story?
>>427838 >You can't kill Zim. Zim is the ORIGINAL HARDCORE DREAMBOAT all the very, very sad and lonely female humans pine for. YOU ARE JUST A CHEAP IMITATION. >I was on T-Shirts~ >Be quiet Gir, go back to being dead.
>>427859 No, i'm talking about calling the cops you for your weird obsession with teenage sexual harassment. I'm aware of your criminal record and the way you're acting now makes me wonder what exactly is on there. Besides, their relationship is fine as is. Don't try to stick your nose in where it doesn't belong.
>My friend Dan woke me up last night, with a pair of tits on his chest, screaming about getting revenge on "That Damn Cat" and those "Tourny fuckers", took me to the harbor, threw me through a portal to this blasted heath, and I was just sexually harassed by a midget. I'm slightly confused about what's going on.
>>427867 >>427859 >>427842 >skinny, sickly, pale, redheaded weirdo villains in funny clothes >each falling for a cute girl who doesn't wear pants >both hench a little bald guy in their spare time my mind is full of fuck why the hell does this line up so well
>>427867 Then you're halfway there, kid. So now all you gotta do is ask the Monarch how to turn that into a burning obsession, that will either drive you to ruin or plunge you so far below rock bottom you end up back on top.
>>427869 Not a crime, Not-Chris. Also, if you can't feel up your girlfriend without getting the cops called on you, she's not your girlfriend. I'm helping a lost soul here, Not-Chris. I'm sure you're just happy to watch the kid flounder, aren't ya? Bet you wish it was you teaming up with Gwen, don't ya? I should call the cops on YOU, because you look about 30 and that girl's gotta be like 16. I miss Chris. HIM you could trust around underage girls. Worst he did was make 'em puke on each other.
>>427871 >It’s the magic of the tourney my friend >>427872 .... I really ain’t that kinda villain. I take him and his dorks out for ice cream every once in a while.
>>427840 You think I wouldn't know if he did? He's been busy taking care of our vehicle and talking to his owlet on the sidelines.
>>427872 I haven't met this Chris guy, but I can agree with you that not-Chris is a more insulting name for him and I will stick with that from now on!
Now what was Chris said to be like again? Was he usually so damn condescending?
>>427856 I know your type, asshole! Don't get playful with me!
You know what I fucking mean with that!
>>427845 You don't even pay anyone for the shitty junk food you keep gobbling up?
That's goddamn stupid. I'll kill this guy after the races either way, but there's got to be some currency on your skinny asses that'll come out from my kills!
If I killed the mutant, his robot AND that antelope bird guy with the mask by turning them into goat cheese with all the bullet holes I'll put in them, would that be would a buck or 20?
>Lilo and Stitch >Regular Team: Mordecai and Rigby >The Fuzz: Blacksad and Weekly >Team Gadgets and Get-zmos: Jack Spicer and GwenPool >Bounty Hunters in Space: Boba Fett and Cad Bane >Patience and Humility: Samurai Jack and Simon Laurent >Cracking Cheese Lovers: Wallace and Gromit >Heaven's Eyes: The One Above All and Moses >Three (Minus One) Caballeros: Jose Carioca and Panchito Pistoles >North Pole Express: Klaus and Jesper >Forgotten Foes: Ramses and Black Widow >Teen Titans: Starfire and Raven >Showtime: Beetlejuice and The Mask >G1 Deception: Starscream and Megatron >The Almighty Tallest: Tallest Purple and Tallest Red >Duck Clan: Scrooge McDuck and Donald Duck >Pups of Panic: Scooby Doo and Courage >Big Mother Truckers: Coop and Optimus Prime >Robotnik's Robots: Scratch and Grounder >The OG King and Queen: Johnny Bravo and Jenny Wakeman >Wyld Stallyns: Bill and Ted >Dastardly Duo: Dick Dastardly and Muttly >A Boy and His Dogwood: Jonny and Plank >The Devilish Duo: Red Guy and Him >Dapper Dealers: Bill Cipher and Alastor >He did her right: Jessica Rabbit and Roger Rabbit >Bertstrips: Bert and Ernie >Fire Nation: Zuko and Azula >Like Father, Like Son: Hank and Bobby Hill >Monsterous Monarchs: Godzilla and Mothra >Pumpkin Heads: Jack O Latern and Headless Horseman >Detectives of Baker Street: Basil and Dawson >Team Hazbin but Actually Good: Jimmy Two Shoes and Heloise >Duality of Frog: Pepe and Kermit >Miser Bros: Snow Miser and Heat Miser >Let's Get Dangerous: Darkwing Duck and Launchpad McQuack >The Chum Bucket: Karen and Plankton >Assholish AS Duo: Monarch and Master Shake >Mighty and Powerful Gods: Miguel and Tulio >Big Black Chefs: Chef and Chef >The Power of Two: Mickey Mouse and Oswald the Lucky Rabbit >Malefactor Mutants: Bebop and Rocksteady >Sector V: Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 5 >MIB: Agent K and Agent J >Paranormal Preteens: Dipper Pines and Dib Membrane >For Free: Mr Morris and Scruffy >The Warner Bros: Yakko and Wakko >Copper Couple: Wall E and Eve >Too Competent for Reboots: Sara Bellum and Hello Nurse >Naughty and Nice and Metal: Robot Devil and Robot Santa >Scam Inc: Mr Krabs and Stanley Pines >You Stay, I Go: Hogarth and The Iron Giant >Team Reaper: Billy and Mandy >I turned myself into a pickle-inator: Dr. Doof and Rick Sanchez >Big Bads of Video Land: Robotnik and King Koopa >Gods of Calamity: Thanos and Darkseid >Two Fat Bastards: Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson >Ineptive Invaders: Zim and Gir >Britain's Favorite Postmen: Postman Pat and Jess >Table Manners: Odie and Garfield >Bad Things seem to happen to people who don't Vote Wilkins: Wilkins and Wontkins >Duck Season, Rabbit Season: Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny >Paw and Order: Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde >Fake Santas: Jack Skellington and The Grinch
>>427831 >"I didn't mean anything against you Mr. The Monarch but, you DO kinda have a weird, distanced boss vibe than a close friend boss. I'm just pointing out when I have to make a direct comparison, Fang, Spear, Jack, and Jerry don't threaten to throw me into a vat of acid for messing up. Not yet, anyhow." >>427856 >"Well yeah, sure, he's 'evil', but at least he genuinely loves his wife and tries to do right by her. Heck, you're one of the nicest guys here and you're like a prince of Hell or something, so maybe evil's a little more subjective. Viewers LOVE gray morality, right?" >>427862 >"Heh, can't knock a girl for trying? Maybe I should try more of my luck here, this place seems more my GET 'speed'..."
>>427841 Literally the greatest friends of all time, the only people in canon who love and care for Donald and see worth in him, which makes the best trio interactions Also part of the most underrated cartoon of the 2010s which does what people were missing in animation
>>427841 >Arrogant >Will probably kill you if they don't like you >Both icons of Adult Swim and had shows that had over a decade of consistent quality >Parallel to the CN Duo of last tag team tourney
>>427839 Yes, in fact I will, Dickhead. I WILL tell my hundreds upon hundreds of loyal minions to vote on behalf of my forces. How many minions do you have, exactly? Oh right, one, and it's your freakin' mutt! >>427885 What? You cannot ground the Mighty Monarch! I am ungroundable, I am as free to flap on the winds as my namesake. I am beyond your power, beyond the power of any man to control! The Monarch shall do as he fucking pleases, and yields to no one! >>427856 What? NO! Lies, do not believe any of these lies this soft-drink has fed you! His beats and lyrics are bad enough, but his voice is like Freddy Krueger's nails on a chalkboard directly next to my eardrums. And he plays that same stupid album on repeat EVERY FREAKING HOUR. >>427888 It's called supervillain professionalism, 69, with exceptions like 21 I don't get all palsy-walsy with my Henchmen. But that doesn't mean I appreciate feeling underappreciated! I give you all a warm Cocoon and nutritious MRE's every day, not to mention a paycheck!
Also, only a few hours remain, Henchmen! If you haven't voted yet, move your asses!
>>427900 Wait, kid, lean into the bad boy thing. This girl is the type to look for the best in absolute total assholes. You don't have to try to look nice for her. In fact, she might like you better the bigger the asshole you are! Don't throw away your evil villain gimmick. That's payday!
Feels great to get another chance at the tag tournament. Looks like i'm up against Dib. Always good to meet an old friend but a shame i have to leave him in my dust.
>>427914 Whoa! I didn't say hit her! Jeez, Jack, that's a little far. I mean, you're a villain. That's a hell of a hook! But the villain with the heart of gold routine works best when you actually act like a villain. Just look at the respect she has for that Monarch guy! That Jerry guy offered her a job, but she still came crawling back to Mothman. Jerry is the nicest guy in the world. Saved us all from hell. But she went back to the evil guy that smells like cat vomit. Why? Because he's an asshole.
>>427923 Any good qualities she can name about him are things she thought up after the fact. No one will actually admit being drawn to an asshole because it makes them look crazy, so she'll tell you the things she likes are qualities you can find in any Milquetoast Mordecai. Because everyone understands that, but no one actually believes it.
Everyone loves an asshole kid. The 3rd seed in this whole damn thing is based entirely around that concept. Those miser bros are kinda dicks as well. Trust me, Jack. I'm a jerk, and everyone loves me.
>>427926 >>427922 HAH! One Henchmen? I got hundreds of 'em and Guild life-insurance is second to none. See? My Henchchef doesn't even fear you. Go my minions, to battle! >>427927 >>427932 Never! The Mighty Monarch cannot be grounded! No mortal man can tell me to go to my room unless I wish it so! My Henchmen are ready to put their lives on the line, their sacrifices will always be honored.
>>427895 You can eat Dave if you want. I won't mind.
>>427923 Look if you want to impress Gwen then you've gotta hit her with the good ol tentacles. People say laughter is the best medicine but its actually tentacles.
>>427936 I'm rooting for Star and Gertrude because I'm hoping that I can get my own faction out of this.
>>427940 By the end of this thread, you are going to be grounded >Punches my way through dozens of Henchmen, breaks a few of their arms, and snaps one guy's neck >>427943 You're grounded too now! >Climbs up your back and starts punching you in the head
>>427942 Unlike you simple-minded fools, I didn’t come in a simple car! My transforming Chumdam Suit slash Hovercraft is protected from such simple sabotage— Wait, what’s that smell?
>>427959 >Climbs out through her rectum. Bites off a chunk of her tail and runs. The what now lardo? You want to be grounded too? I WILL NOT BE STOPPED UNTIL SOMEONE GOES TO THEIR ROOM!
>>427948 Wait, kid, the purple broad might be onto something! Not about the tentacles, though maybe... No! What she's right about is you needing an animal companion! Ladies love animals! Gwen herself has a soft spot for that dinosaur, and I even hear she once had a pet land shark. I'm not even gonna question what that is!
All you need to do is find some mindless, filthy animal to make you more attractive. Maybe "borrow" one from one of these other saps. It can even have tentacles, I dunno. Just try it.
>>427942 You Dick! How did you know that filling the car full of cutesy things could threaten the evil integrity of the Homewrecker? Where does one man find 47 puppies?
>>427973 Bah, eldritch abominations are no match for my expert supervillainy! Besides, do they have a gorgeous computer wife helping them? I don’t think so.
>>427976 Buy one, steal one, doesn't matter. And remember, the best laid plans are no substitute for taking ACTION! Don't just THINK about stealing someone's animal companion, FOLLOW THROUGH with stealing someone's animal companion. And whatever you get, just make sure it has personality!
>>427977 *Ducks and retreats away from the scene* Damn it, Muttley! That guy is supposed to be D E A D DEAD! Well, if he rips you apart, too. You have yourself to blame! >>427978 >>427984 Ask Muttley because... I don't ask.
>>427980 Nope. Just the good ol China with its government tyranny and great firewall. >>427986 They’re literally the strongest warriors turned into big cats.
>>427987 You and your smelly dog are both in serious trouble if I find you messing with my Aerocycle! You hear me! And don't think we've forgotten Wildcat either!
>>427935 >"Being a 'villain you love to hate' doesn't really feel like MY thing. I mean, I think it could have been at one point but I didn't really like the look of where that road was headed. I feel like I kind I've sort of worked myself comfortably into the cute, spunky underdog kind of antagonist. Like, 'she screws up a bunch but gosh darn it, she's trying', you know?" >>427929 >>427943 >>427949 >>427954 >"Oh, wait, do we have a boss fight thing going on?! Count me in on that!"
>>427991 MUTTLEYYYYYYYY! DOOOO SOMETHING! >>427993 >>427995 FOR GOODNESS SAKE, MUTTLEY! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ANNIHILATE THEM! NOT GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO LAUGH ABOUT A WEEK FROM NOW!
>>427942 We've already checked ourselves out! Good thing our ride doesn't have a vehicle or any kind of big mechanisms, hahahaha!
>>427952 However, I'd say that was rather rude of you, Dastardly! I wonder what the "upper management" helping out with this tourney will have to say!
>>427998 You better hope that your attempts in trying stay cute enough that no darned person throws you out for it!
And don't worry too much about that boss! He's just about reached that high point on the "too hectic to start truly caring" meter and THAT....is when yours truly shall step in!
>>427965 Wilkins! Hand me another cup of that Wilkins Coffee! We're just about ready to go!
>>427986 >pic Oh sir! Seems something just came right up behind you!
>>428002 That's more like it, Muttley! Now if only yo could have done the same for the rest of them! That minimal compliment is all you're going to get!
>>428012 >"Hey, it's been working out for me so far!" >"And, thanks Al. I think if things ever fell through with me and Mr. The Monarch, at least I have some options open." >>428004 >"...okay, no one mentioned he could eat guns. That's kind of my bread and butter." >"M-maybe if Butters gets in more trouble he'll turn his attention back on him?"
>>427998 It works fine until you have a new antagonist and you never win again and eventually become so much of a punching bag your redemption arc is canned.
But hey, what would I know? >>428000 >YOU MAGNIFICENT SON OF A BITCH >>428020 I have an idea. >>428018 YOU CAN’T GROUND ME YOU SON OF A BITCH! GP AHEAD AND TRY
>>427968 >>427959 >>427949 >>428011 >>427998 That's it my Henchmen, fight on! Show him the power of the Cocoon! Make him regret the day he ever decided he could ground the Mighty Monarch!
As villains, we've spent our whole lives flipping the bird to authority (Guild councilmen excluded), are you going to stand idly by while this man dares to make demands of you to go to your rooms?! Nay! Villains have NO bedtimes, jackass, and no one tells the Monarch what to do!
>>428018 You know? I think I'll get in on this too. >Grabs Dick with tentacles and begins slamming him repeatedly on the ground Well I guess now its you who's grounded!
>>428010 Beast Wars Megatron is still better than you. Yes, so much better.
>>428031 >"Oof, they hit you with villain decay? That sucks dude, I've seen how that goes. It's like the only thing you can do in that scenario is make the switch to hero or at least anti-hero to find a niche, once you lose your main villain status it's hard to get it back." >>428033 >"...wow, and I thought the Monarch was strict. That's next level mean-parenting." >>428045 >>428031 >"He just ate my gun and sent his only son to an insane asylum, I don't know if I wanna get close enough for a hug." >"He REALLY wants to ground the Monarch, but I'm pretty sure the only one who has even a chance of pulling that off is Mrs. The Monarch."
>>428064 Yup. Never won a single showdown after Season 1. My redemption got canned by the suits as well. Metal’s a chinese element! I had it in the bag!
Not going to lie, it got annoying to me too so I just killed him. I didn't even read the replies that people already hated him until after I killed him.
>>428060 Immunity from all grounding? Does this mean the term "grounding" in every shape form and fashion? If I were to be plucked out of my car and slammed to the ground, would this prevent injury? Where is the proof behind your advertisement?
>>428069 Here you are sir! And don't forget to also get a FREE souvenir SCAM Inc. cup on your next purchase of a large Mystery Patty meal when you vote SCAM Inc! Not valid with any other offers!
>>428086 Simon likes these "groundings?" No! I will not partake in things that harlot likes! Grace, I change my mind. >>428087 We will not invest in that humble businessman's product!
>>428086 Puh-LANKTON! Your itty-bitty body may not register as an image, but I recognize that subterfuge anywhere! You can try to steal me formuler, blow up me business, but you never, NEVER come between a man and a hard earned dollar! If I catch you snoopin' around here again, I'll tell Morris and Scruffy you're a comics and/or cartoons thread!
>>428090 I'm so sorry about that miss. If you find in your heart to still give us your business, I'll throw in TWO FREE SCAM Inc. souvenir cups!
>>428092 Just remember you're under a non-compete, boy. So until you're out of the competition, you work for free!
>>428104 So quick to assume it was me, Krabs? Maybe they just realized that your product really is subpar after all! And come now, Krabs, the jannies know full well I’d never do something like that. I only ever post loli porn and bait threads, the only acceptable content on /co/!
The Emperor's New Daughters were my pick to win, they had out of tourny RP history, and I bet they could have gone a few rounds deep. Of course they got paired against the Jannies in Round 1.....fuck...and their rivals got booted in the qualifiers.
Not saying they'll lose, but either way, ouch, big hitter gone.
....Atleast I can support Wilkins, he's got Vriska's power.
>>428104 Thanks Krabs, but my partner and I are going with Wilkins. ...And my dad may just be a tad bit angry about all the recent wedding charges on his credit card...
>>428059 >"Oh, sweet! We won. Do we split the loot?" >>428065 >"Yeah... think this is why straddling the moral line and keeping my options open may be a good idea." >"But, you know what? I think there's something to be said for a guy who sticks to his guns all the way up to the very end. Maybe it wasn't glamorous, but you never stopped trying and didn't switch sides. That's gusty." >>428093 >"Nah, you didn't do anything wrong little guy. I think something else happened to him..." >>428101 >"The curse IS real! Now I'm suddenly glad I had that weird voodoo coffee last night." >>428102 >"Well, besides my 'normal' 'job' I had before I started my henchmanship... assuming BW's done looking around... there's still WOOHP, teaming up with Jack's been working out alright so far, think I got a few other friends around. And, who knows, maybe they're hiring in Hell?"
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>>428128 >Well gosh, normally I'd check myself, but I am a little busy. Maybe if you point me towards the God Emperors place I'll forgoe checking until tomorrow Ivo
>>428122 >I doubt his artery's will last through the night with a zero-Wilkins diet, I'm VERY disappointed in him.
>>428037 >>428093 Huh... well, that was not quite how I was expecting that to go down. But who cares! Another enemy falls before the indominable will of the Monarch! God, I am on a fucking roll today! Even the milkshake couldn't bring down this mood.
And you Pip: first freaking kill! Hot damn, you are just shooting for the top ranks, aren't you? I knew you'd go places once you came on board, you got the Monarch's killer instinct in you. Keep this up, and you'll have your wings and number in no time. Breath it in son, feel the weight of the first breath you've cut short by your own hand.
Hey, someone got a camera? 21, get over here and get a picture with me, the kid and the body! Ah hell, everyone get in here!
>>428136 >How did he react? I have to work off the debt in his charities of choice after I get off the train. AND he's subtracting my would-be college fund from it. He laughed at me when I told him it wasn't even MY wedding... *sobs*
>>428139 >Good to see you ensuring a long and healthy life for Ivo Egg ole Koopa Khan.
>>428138 >Strange things happen to those who don't drink Wilkins.
>>428123 >Little known fact, I'm also fine with Red Diamond Coffee and Community Coffee. Does your dad happen to know a "God Emperor of Mankind", perhaps from the country club or high school?
>>428111 Not a bad idea, Bellows. You're not half bad, just a little dour. Have you tried a Mystery Patty! It'll give ya the best feeling you'll ever have without breaking the law!
>>428117 Deals! But we always got new ones cookin'!
>>428119 I'm onto you, bug. Your shenanigans may fool everyone else, but they can't fool ME!
>>428140 Wilkins! I hear you have a product people can't refuse! Do you happen to need any help with distribution?
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>>428146 >Oh no Eugene, I've already got a friend helping me take the influence of Wilkins further then ever before. More and more people are seeing just how fast your luck can turn when you're not on Wilkins.
>>428145 >Does your dad happen to know a "God Emperor of Mankind That guy? I think he was a guest lecturer at my dad's university once. If I remember correctly, the topic was civics. Dad said he learned a lot and that lecture was life changing.
>>428156 >Bah, a troll offering you greater power in exchange for joining their goals? I've haven't heard anything that nonsensical since Wontkins tried to buy Brand X
I couldn't do anything, stuck in my room due to my wounds...
Evil is slowly dominating...
Yet... I still have a mission to do...
>Alfred: Even if things are gloom now, I would advise you to look on the good side, old friend.
>Jerry: Which is?
>Alfred: With Mister Dastardly sabotaging the race, many participants inspected their vehicles for traps... which narrows down our list of possible concurrents who could be carrying... it.
>Jerry: Some may have not found it yet, or may know about it...
>Alfred: This is a risk we have to take if we want to make it in time. In the possibility that we are eliminated however, I hope you have prepared yourself to explain the situation to our allies...
>Jerry: Just... give me a little bit more time, old friend.
>>428158 >Where have I seen that style of tattoo bef-
>>428155 >Oh uh......hello there.....Mrs......uh......Corundum. That's a tragedy, uh, have you looked into this guy Dr. Eggman, he's ALWAYS looking for Gems to harvest for his experiments as a power source, he just can't control it, he's a mad man, GOD GO STOP THAT ROTTEN EGG BEFORE HE STRIKES AGAIN!!!
>>428138 We do have the quote on quote rehabilitation Hotel still up and looking for employees!
If you don't mind demons, potential horrific oddities, and the possibility of consequence by being a living person in Hell, I could give you the job right away!
>>428145 Do I have to step in again! My dear Wilkins, you never gave me that coffee I wanted....
>>428146 Just how tasty is the red meat on that patty? I prefer mine nice and fresh, and nothing that tastes too much like corporate sticky slop!
>>428162 >>428155 “WHAAAAAAT? That’s ridiculous! I had nothing to do with it, even if that Gem tech is mighty interesting...but no! It wasn’t me! This little girl is besmirching my good name!”
>>428172 Hey Eggman! I mean, Dr. Robotnik... I hate to be the one to ask but have you seen Samantha around? I know she and Simon tried to scam you out of a Chaos gem last tourney round, and I' m not blaming you for anything, but... She is nowhere to be seen.
>>428146 Hey Krabby! Your Mystery Patty was pretty good stuff! I fed a part of it to King and he bounced off the walls of my house for an hour! So it was also annoying.
>>428129 That sounds interesting and al-...Belos is what?
>>428163 Oh, come on! It's practically a death match with these tourneys! Just look at the bloodbath with that psychopath earlier! And Muttley may not seem the type, but he's sensitive to insults you know! Not from me, but strangers! Gives him the impression he's nothing but a bad impression.
>>428141 >"Nah, I think that's enough for now. I keep this up and I know it'll all go straight to your head, haha!" >>428147 >>428145 >>428141 >"...Jack, let's pull over and get some more Wilkins coffee, 'kay? Kay." >>428163 >"Is the Hotel on that one level we partied on after the wedding, what was it 3rd or 4th? That one wasn't so bad, think I only had one paralysis demon dream the night after."
>>428184 Oh, don't think I've forgotten our last phone call. I know the two of you are involved somehow, daddy's girl, I just need to figure out the connection to that Irish braggart.
>>428191 Of course he's fine! Badgerclops is my best friend, not my crush anon. I don't know who's been spreading dirty rumors about our alleged homosexuality, but I suspect its that crossdressing hypocrite, Daniel. Oh! Badgerclops and I better outrace that post fellow.
>>428175 Yeah, it came out of that that nuclear zone. I tried to get the jannies since that's their kingdom, er, domain or whatever, but either one is always asleep or locked in their basement 'on break'. What that Mr. Morris guy is always doing... I don't want to imagine what.
>>428185 Ah yes, YOU! The singing skeleton, with a name I care not to learn!
>>428193 I was ALWAYS here, my "kiddo"! Just sticking to the shadows and making sure the bounty hunter I have paired with doesn't SKEWER himself before the mighty races!
>>428193 SMALL! Who are you calling small!! Just you wait and see, vile demonette, just you wait and see! >>428194 I'm fairly certain that's not how that works, nerd.
>>428192 >I WASN'T CROSSDRESSING, I JUST DRANK A HYPERESTROGEN FORMULA ELISE MADE THAT GAVE ME 24HOUR BOOBA BACK IN THE QUALIFIERS! IT WORE OFF, LIKE, 10 MINUTE INTO THE ROUND!
>And it wasn't me! I've been back on Earth with Chris fixing up "The Honorable K-Wagen" for the race and making out with my new girlfriend, Gamma Rae. Someone obviously swiped my license!
>>428176 >I don't even know who this woman is, and I can already tell she did whatever she's accused of.
>>428198 >What is going on now? Many satisfying deaths have happened since yesterday. Also Wilkins is the new god of this world, and to be spared a gruesome fate you must drink their beverage!
Also I heard from a certain source that you were eaten recently by a large orange cat? Surely he was jesting, Father...
>>428205 She killed off the leadership of an mentire civilization is what she did! I mean, I’ve done that before, but I didn’t do it this time! Woman made of crystallized aluminum oxide, she’s your real culprit!
>>428199 I shall do no such thing! >>428205 You should be accused of homosexuality! You and your.... boob juice. But I swear, if it turns out you want anywhere near my girl, this will be your last tourney
>>428208 >I just wanna come clean, for the record.........It was all my Sister Gertrude, she killed the Queen of Fairyland and she's hungry for more, take her!
>WHAT? YOU MUFFINFLUFFING LITTLE-
>Dad's not gonna bail you, he's meeting the weird Coffee Lizard in 40 minutes, you're just gonna have to tell Mrs. Corundum YOU MURDERED HER CHILD AND FRAMED THAT INNOCENT EGG
>>428213 >Don't worry Sis I still love ya, I'm just creating a diversion to keep Miss Corundum off my back long enough to find a spell to make Corundum based lifeforms not feel so good.
>You might wanna get your axe out though, she's right behind you
Only an hour left to vote for Assholish AS Duo, For Free, Team Hazbin but Actually Good, Dastardly Duo, Cracking Cheese Lovers, Robotnik's Robots, and Big Bads of Video Land so do it >>427298
>>428214 Look, isn't he not small and cute? I guess he might be sensitive about it or whatever, but he's still small and cute...and sometimes unhinged. That's cute.
>>428219 (SOMEWHERE, BEHIND CLOSED DOORS, WHERE NO ONE CAN HEAR) >Thanks for planting that license girls, you know you're much nicer then the redhead I met yesterday.
>>428207 Ordinarily, you'd be right, but the SM has been cut out of the voting base. Also, it's more based on "do I recognise/know these characters" and not so much higher seeding.
>>428142 Okay, requesing a drawfag to actually draw this with the Monarch, Pip on top of Stephen's dead body, Henchgwen, Henchman 21, and Henchman 24. Please, it would be based.
>>428234 Most certainly, though might I ask who you are? I must say you look quite frightful, why my eye sockets are hurting with fright at all that red!
>>428222 I shall....think on it. But now...I wish to see the results. Go, leave me and prepare for your race with the plankton and his....object he calls a wife. I have another palisman to utilize.
>>428252 I'm sorry dude but I'm literally the guy who nominated DM and Ian and there's no chance
The RP was neat though so thanks for that. There were a few points where I wanted to interject as Ian but I swore off RPing when people said it was shitting up the tournaments
>>428261 According to the RP backstory Samantha met Mao Mao prior to the mr. /co events, so it could be possible. But how did his child get into the hands get into enemy hands? She was advocating fratricide
MINIONS! Well done, your Monarch is pleased. Myself, my Queen, and all of my known Henchmen are all pulling out ahead of the curb! 21 taking down freakin' Coop and Optimus in particular is a nice surprise. Keep the momentum going, as my unstoppable fleet storms the ultimate finish line! To victory!
Everyone except... Chef! What the hell, man, you got taken out by the pig and the prairie rat?!
I can't believe it... with so many people openly voting for team Hazbin Hotel but Better, I thought our chances were slim at best... this, is incredible!
>Went against the high seeded, most popular cartoon character and his canon duo >People care about the Cabs enough that they only lost by a few votes Bros, the joy in my heart...
>>428311 >>428313 >So, you must be the God Emperor of Mankind? Well I have business with your daughter Star for a friend, but firstly....do you drink Wilkins Coffee?
>Grace: Well Ashi, I guess Dick Dastardly got us between the puppies and the oil slick! What do we do now?
>Ashi: I entered this race to kill Simon Laurent. And kill Simon I must!
>Grace: Beautiful, man, beautiful. It may be even easier to strike from the sidelines. Let's do this... And by the way, Merry Christmas, Ashi. Let's hope we can fill this box with something else soon.
*A dark, feminine shaped shadow looms over a decaying tomb wall. It slowly approaches a lower, hunched over shadow. The other shadow seemingly in deep thought.* "Now?" she asks with a heavily accented voice. "No." He responds. "Wait until more of them have been ravaged by this death race." He raises his body to gaze at the far end of the dark tomb. "However... this one can go to the wreckages. Any bodies can be... useful."
>>428329 Mwahahahahahaha, YES! No forces beyond mortal comprehension can stop THIS single-celled organism! Be prepared, Krabs, I’m coming for you and everyone else in this competition! Victory, and the Krabby Patty secret formula along with it, will be MINE!
Well would you look at that, a complete blowout in our favor. Good suggestion on those blowtorches Alastor, that lizard and cyborg are looking nice and crispy.