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No.427282
Tag Team Tourney: Round OneTagTeamAnon
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Keep all tourney talk in this thread.

Timer: https://itsalmo.st/time-for-round-2-u8ab

Poll: https://forms.gle/pCfWQk66ScwEXyQj9

Qualifier Results: https://pastebin.com/BFtE5wRV

Bracket: https://pastebin.com/Dy8QLDDv

Top Seeded
1. The Miser Bros: Heat Miser and Snow Miser (The Year Without a Santa Claus): 41
2. Primal Duo: Spear and Fang (Primal): 39
3. Assholish AS Duo: Monarch and Master Shake (ATHF/Venture Bros): 34
4. SCAM Inc: Mr Krabs and Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls/Spongebob): 34
5. Team Gadgets and GET-zmos: Jack Spicer and GwenPool (GwenPool/Xiaolin Showdown): 33
6. Fake Santas: Jack Skellington and The Grinch (Nightmare Before Christmas/How the Grinch Stole Christmas): 31
7. Cracking Cheese Lovers: Wallace and Gromit (Wallace and Gromit): 31
8. Bad Things seem to happen to people who don't Vote Wilkins: Wilkins and Wontkins (Wilkins Ad): 31
9. Dapper Dealers: Bill Cipher and Alastor (Gravity Falls/Hazbin Hotel): 30
10. Patience and Humility: Samurai Jack and Simon Laurent (Infinity Train/Samurai Jack): 30

The 2’s A /co/ tourney is a single elimination tournament where teams of 2 duke it out for both the glory of being the best tag team as well as snazzy and horribly inefficient championship belts.

>Resources:

Booru (Post OC here): https://tagteam.booru.org/index.php

OC Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/dz26hdnk76ppfdj/AACbgj5O0Lm14lHRbAgXSCS7a?dl=0

Sites for easy image making
https://www.imgonline.com.ua/eng/

>Judges:
Yotsuba
/co/nrad
Sam
Max
J/aco/lyn
Hope Corgi


Rules and Nominees:
Spreadsheet:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19-t7TfR5ucRNC-pfBOx6P5ayuB8w7WFmhutLbpJbHck/edit

https://pastebin.com/dEu3ASmN

2019 Elite Four:
Sam and Max
Eggman and Wiley
Samurai Jack and Johnny Bravo
Daffy and Donald

>Why are there only four when the rules says 8?
Last tournament only had 64 teams, as such there was no top 8.

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No.427287
TagTeamAnon
>>427282
I apologize for the lateness again.
No.427292
Anonymous
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Today is a great day to vote for Wilkins!
No.427293
Anonymous
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>>427282
...

..........

This has to be a joke. Or the work of someone rather skilled illusion magic.
No.427295
Anonymous
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>>427292
>Please tell you didn't take that Troll's deal did you? She probably doesn't even have powers, she lost
No.427296
Anonymous
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>>427282
Boo-rah, baby!

Wuya, it’s you and me now! Because we are IN! And all the better, that no-fun Emperor is OUT!
No.427298
Anonymous
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OC ANCHOR
No.427299
Anonymous
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JESSICA, WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE!!
WE'RE FIGHTING AGAINST JACK SPICER AND GWENPOOL IN THE FIRST ROUND!!
WHO GOT MORE VOTES THAN US IN QUALIFIER POLL!
WE'RE SO SCREWED!
No.427300
Anonymous
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>Fuck

>HOW MUCH LONGER TIL ELISE'S BOOBA JUICE WEARS OFF? IT'S GOTTA HAVE BEEN 24 HOURS!

>Uh, 9 minutes.

>Ugh, fiiiiinnne, get the K-Wagen ready.

>Ok, Danielle.

>I WILL STRANGLE YOU
No.427301
Anonymous
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Aw yeah! Me and Gwen are in this and the fifth highest!

Ya hear that baby? We're gonna go all the way to the top!
No.427302
Anonymous
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>>427299
Kelsey, just Calm Down.
maybe anons will vote us instead of them.
however i'm not sure because i'm no Einstein but you should be brave to fight against them.
No.427303
Anonymous
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>>427293
No worries, your highness. Allow your talented subject and her sweet to show you the power of wholesome, pure love (and your curriculum of course).
No.427304
Anonymous
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>>427282
Guess I’ve got you on my side, Billy Boy! Hehehe!

Now! What shall we be doing to our FIRST opponents of the contest? One being like a lizard and the other a tin man!
No.427305
Anonymous
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>>427295
>I wasn't, but then she offered a lifetime supply of Wilkins Coffee
No.427306
Anonymous
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>hehe...
No.427307
Anonymous
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>>427282
TTA, do you have the blank brackets ready yet? Because I can't remember who goes where and my brain is too stupid to use basic logic right now.
No.427308
Anonymous
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We're fighting against giant creatures? But they're so cute, I want to pet them instead.
No.427309
Anonymous
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Grace? Exactly who are these Santa Clauses we must defeat to reach the next level? How powerful are they?
No.427310
Anonymous
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SECRET SQUIRREL AND MOROCCO MOLE MORE LIKE BUDGET DRIVEL AND GOT NO VOTES
No.427311
Anonymous
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>Daddies gonna be so proud of us. We already kicked Vriska's ass over a cliff.

>And I showed that muffinfluffer Gamma Gae who was the real Queen of this town. I'm glad you ditched that soy head Steven.

>Oh, we won't have to worry about him or the diamonds.


>Ever again
No.427312
Anonymous
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>>427302
>You should be brave to fight against them.
maybe you're right Jessica.
i should against these overhyped bastards once for all.
No.427313
Anonymous
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>>427308
Eh, I dunno Wakko, I think if we touch these things we'll get real hurt
No.427314
Anonymous
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>>427307
Requesting Anna/Elsa bracket icon
No.427315
Anonymous
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>>427282
Finally, now the real competition can get started.
>Generals Against Magic: Toffee and Gen. James Ironwood (RWBY/Star Vs)
Looks like some small fry is first up on the menu.
No.427316
Anonymous
>>427314
Plz wait
No.427317
Anonymous
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>>427306
Get out forced villain fag.

Let the villain evolve naturally, more fun
No.427318
Anonymous
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Don't know how many of the Cabsbros are around but thank you for getting them in
If they can break the curse and win just a round it would be the nicest thing
No.427319
TagTeamAnon
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>>427282
You wanna know the weird part?
It’s been snowing all day today, even gave my siblings a snowday.
I guess my feud with the Miser bros is over
No.427320
Anonymous
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>>427306
did I do that?
Eh, Scruffy can take care of it.
No.427321
Anonymous
>>427317
It's supposed to be a villain? I thought it was a blur edit of the withered wojack
No.427322
Anonymous
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>>427282
>Ironwood’s Team has to go against the RP meme demons in Round 1

Fate really likes to torture this man, doesn’t it?
No.427323
Anonymous
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>>427310
>It was actually 11, correction
No.427325
Anonymous
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Starscream we seem to be up against some supernatural beings, but since they still look human who says can’t be crushed like humans
No.427326
Anonymous
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>>427304
Since one is made out of metal we definitely should start with electrocution first. You can decide the next follow attack demon buddy.
No.427327
Anonymous
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>>427305
>Well that explains the weird tattoo, And here I thought you had tried to buy Brand M.

>..........I'm not that braindead, but you'll be soon.
No.427328
Anonymous
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>>427320
>Get out forced villain fag.
>Let the villain evolve naturally, more fun
No.427329
Anonymous
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>>427296
This is so exciting - we both made it again! Maybe we'll reach round 2 this time!
No.427330
Anonymous
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>>427313
We'll be fine, Yakko! They don't look THAT scary to me.
No.427331
Anonymous
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ONLY CORRECT CHOICES
>Pepe and Kermit
>Wilkins and Wontkins
>Henchmen 21 and 24
>Aku and Scaramouche
>Monarch and Master Shake
>Ape Shaman and Krog
> Hank and Bobby Hill
>TOAA and Moses
>jimmy and Timmy
>Frollo and Gaston
>Jose and Panchito
>Blitzo and Stolas
>Jack and the Grinch
>Bert and Ernie
>Calvin and Hobbes
>Red Guy and Him
>Blacksad and Weekly
>Ashi and Grace
>Miguel and Tulio
>Johnny and Jenny
>Jimmy and Heloise
>Billy and Mandy
>Klaus and Jesper
>Wall E and EVE
>Tom and Jerry
>Simon and Jack
>Krabs and Pines
>Miser Bros
>Huey and Riley
>Aladdin and Genie
>Star and Gertrude
>Dick and Muttley
>Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 5
>Agent K and Agent J
>Hogarth and the Iron Giant
>Karen and Plankton
>Jesse and Lake
>Mao Mao and Badgerclops
>Jack and Gwen
>Basil and Dawson
>Hilda and Twig
>Toph and Daredevil
>Bill and Alastor
>Popeye and Olive
>Morticia and Gomez
>Robotnik and Koopa
>Lilo and Stitch
>Farmer 1 and 2
>Tyr and Dr Mrs
>Bugs and Daffy
>Oswald and Mickey
>Mordecai and Rigby
>Wallace and Gromit
>Starfire and Raven
>Zone-tan and Shuma-Gorath
>Yakko and Wakko
>Dan and Chris
>Scratch and Grounder
>Splinter and Iroh
>Sarah Bellum and Hello Nurse
>Felix and Calhoun
>Timon and Pumba
>Johnny and Plank
>Jessica and Roger Rabbit
No.427332
Anonymous
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>Up against coombait
I'm thinking they got this one.
No.427334
Anonymous
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>Ghost Lolis made it
I'm honestly impressed.
No.427335
Anonymous
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>>427327
>Well, if anyone was gonna take a stab on the side of Luck, It'd be Wilkins. Bad things may indeed be happening to those who don't drink kids!

>>427326
Blowtorches! Always a classic! I love to feel the glow on my face, in hell we get ALOT of that, trust me!
No.427336
DeathWatch Announcers
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>>427282
>Howard: Greetings /co/ fans! It's a beautiful evening for a tournament and a race! My name is Howard "Buckshot" Holmes! And I'm joined by my co host, Kreese Kreely! Kreese, tell us, what happened to get us here?
>Kreese: Well Howard, as you must know already, jannies are horrible at their job even though they do it for free. So they naturally set off a bunch of nukes on the initial location of the tournament, resulting in all the contestants having to flee from the nuclear fallout and the location turning into a toxic waste dump.
>Howard: I thought 4chan was already a toxic waste dump?
>Kreese: It is but we never had something like this happen. Thankfully we were no where near the blast zone but a few of the nominees got hit and are now mutating into abominations that even god couldn't love.
>Howard: That's unfortunate for them but fortunate for the audience because they will now be used as hazards during the race.
>Kreese: Expect to see some irradiated chunks fly into the splash zone! We got cameras in every nook and cranny of the tracks, enough booze up here to kill the liver of every elephant in Africa, and a fuck ton of entertaining matches!
>Howard: So place your bets, reeve up your engines, and get ready because it's tiiiiiiiiiime for the Tag Team Tournament!
>Kreese: So much fun it hurts!
No.427337
Anonymous
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>>427330
I wasn't talking about them, I was talking about Toho's strict regulations after the 98 Godzilla film!
No.427338
Anonymous
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>Postman Pat vs Mao Mao.
welp we're screwed Jess..
No.427339
Anonymous
>>427331
Actually based choices mine is looking similar
No.427340
Anonymous
>>427336
>They made it

OH THANK GOD ALL WE NEED NOW IS PSYANON
No.427341
Anonymous
>>427331
Based and neutralpilled.
No.427342
Anonymous
>>427336
YES YOU'RE BACK
No.427343
Anonymous
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I'm kind of disappointed that a lot of these teams are based on RP and not on their actual shows. Oh well i guess.
No.427344
Anonymous
>>427343
It would have been if it was on /co/ but Fuse showed up and whatever, here we are
No.427345
Anonymous
>>427343
My team is based on the actual show
No.427346
Anonymous
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>>427293
So, magic man, about that cage.
No.427347
Anonymous
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>>427311
Gems aren’t magic
No.427349
Anonymous
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>>427324
based and tentaclepilled
No.427350
Anonymous
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>>427309
They're robots, I think. We may have an advantage this round because you're used to dealing with robots!
No.427351
Anonymous
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>>427347
>Silly, I just made it so Diamonds were incapable of sustaining life. I'm not THAT crazy. The other gems are fine.


>.....They aren't listening are they?
No.427352
Anonymous
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Go Kelsey and Jessica!
vote for that red-headed warrior girl and little black princess girl.
No.427353
Anonymous
>>427343
Many of these are based on the actual canon duos, I counted I think 44 of them aren't and most of those aren't based on rp
No.427354
Anonymous
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>>427331
>Krabs and Pines

Unbased, shit-tier
No.427355
Anonymous
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Quick, convince me why I should vote for your duo
No.427356
Anonymous
>>427336
You guys made it, cool. Holding out for radio announcer and /co/nnouncer
No.427357
Anonymous
>>427343
It really isn’t that many—less than ten, I think—it’s just that they’re getting memed in thread
No.427358
Anonymous
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>>427343
List the RP ones. People keep saying "RP duos" but not all of them are obvious to me.
No.427359
Anonymous
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>>427293
Everyone who made a deal made it in, Bellows. You shoulda taken me up on me offer!
No.427360
Anonymous
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Alright while I wait on TTA I figured I'd ask you guys for some help. If there's a particular image you want used for the background on your duo's name tag, please LINK it. If it's already canon or very popular I shouldn't have any problems finding images to use, but if it's niche and you happen to have the one piece of fan art, feel free to let me know. Otherwise I'm going to use a gradient of the characters' two most prominent colors. Also, TTA: I noticed the bracket won't have much room for the tags I'm using, so I'm making two tags for each team. One will be the size of the Ms./Mr. /co/ tags (but left blank) that'll be easier to fit onto the image, and the larger ones with the names for later rounds. You can use them however you want obviously but I thought I'd try and make things a little easier for you. Also I'll take requests after I'm done, but that probably won't be until tomorrow or Tuesday.
No.427361
Anonymous
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>So who's the re-EEEEEEEEEE-tard, I uh, have to shit all over.
No.427362
Anonymous
>>427351
Well they are automatons so I guess they’ll just live it up
No.427363
Anonymous
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>>427331
>Jack and Gwen
No.427364
Anonymous
>>427351
Greg's gonna be pissed when he finds out you killed his Harem and put his son in a coma by killing half of him.
No.427366
Anonymous
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Ah yeah, BBC time.
No.427367
Anonymous
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Well look at that. We made it in this year! Let's show everyone what we're made of!
No.427368
Anonymous
Replies:>>427383
>>427358
I can't see any except the main ones (Ashi/Grace, Jack/Simon, Amity/Jackie, and Spicer/Gwen). The rest are from shows or thematic pairings. As for the meme ones they generate fun content so I am chill with it.
No.427369
Anonymous
>>427360
Dan and Chris should have Burgerphile exterior
No.427370
Anonymous
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>>427360
Requesting Zone-Tan and Gwen Tennyson
No.427371
Anonymous
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Why do these things pop up sometimes when I refresh?
No.427372
Anonymous
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Holy crap Lois, I made it in this time.
No.427373
Anonymous
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>>427338
Mao Mao is an infamous choker the first round so you have a fighting shot
No.427374
Anonymous
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>>427332
Once we’re done with you we’ll torture your mind, body, and soul for all eternity until you’re nothing more then another servant of The Old Ones
No.427375
Anonymous
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>>427334
I'm just as surprised as you are. Thank you all! We'll do our best!
No.427376
Anonymous
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>>427282
>The announcer speakers turn on

And there we have it! A surprisingly low turnout, to be sure, but you all know how things are after a few explosive events, hahahaha!

Miser Bros have pulled in at the #1 spot, much to the displeasure of a few! Meanwhile we’ve got teams no one would consider getting in: like Jack Spicer winning the bid of Gwenpool, and the mighty Monarch having to run with a talking beverage instead of his beloved wife!

Ah, but this is still just the beginning! Stay tuned, ladies and gentlemen, and do hold on because this ride is about to get hectic!

And remember: Rewards shall be in store for those that vote Cipher and I all the way to the top!
No.427377
Anonymous
>>427360
Hide the Scorpio symbol somewhere in Wilkins and Wontkins. The idea of Wilkins having taken Vriska's power(from the end of the last thread and still being continued here) is so fucking hillarious it needs reference
No.427378
Anonymous
>>427309
It's funny because Grace knows who the devil and Santa are but Ashi has no concept of the two.
No.427379
Anonymous
>>427372
>gamer representation at last

Wtf I love society now
No.427380
Anonymous
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>>427370
No.427381
Anonymous
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>>427373
>HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WAS AN IRISH PATRIOT?!?
No.427382
Anonymous
>>427328
It's fine. Stifling faggot.
No.427383
Anonymous
>>427368
There's also Monarch/Shake but it was popular
No.427384
Anonymous
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What did i miss?

>>427367

Hello there fella!
No.427385
Anonymous
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>I'M BACK, AND MANLIER THEN EVER BEFORE! MAY HAVE HALF-DROWNED WHILE GETTING BACK THROUGH THE PORTAL HERE, BUT I'M BACK, NO MORE BOOBA, WHERE THE HELL IS THAT CAT, WHO AM I FIGHTING THIS ROUND!!!
No.427386
Anonymous
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Good evening everyone. This is your host Don, here at the starting line at the Temple of Isis! (No not the terrorist one)
Let's get a few words from our contestants.
>>427326
>>427335
Hey! You two! Yeah, the demons! How thrilled are you to be working together in this big event?
No.427387
Anonymous
Image:160791609471.jpg(210kB, 1784x986)26+6=1.jpg
>>427381
>Oh, don't look so sad Mr. Doujin Bribery. How about I sing song of my people and your defeat?
No.427388
Anonymous
Image:160791610913.jpg(248kB, 1280x720)IMG_8786.JPG
>>427360
For Gwen and Spicer
No.427389
TagTeamAnon
Replies:>>427390>>427395
>>427360
What do you need brackets?
No.427390
Anonymous
Replies:>>427395>>427397
>>427389
He obviously needs to know what size to make the icons
No.427392
Anonymous
Replies:>>427396
>>427381
Mao you choke harder in tournaments then you do when you suck Badger's cock
No.427394
Anonymous
Image:160791624778.jpg(12kB, 320x243)It.JPG.jpg
>>427337
Now THAT's scary.
No.427395
Anonymous
Replies:>>427400>>427416
>>427389
>>427390
Noo I need the matches listed on the bracket. I can't just use last year's because there's 128 teams now instead of 64.
No.427396
Anonymous
Replies:>>427401
>>427392
>Come out yee Mao Mao fans, come out and fight all of us Dans.
No.427397
TagTeamAnon
>>427360
>>427390
I'm a retard.

I can do just one type, Brackets. To make it easier on you since you're gonna be doing a lot of work. The larger ones are fine
No.427398
Anonymous
Replies:>>427404
>>427360
Ashi/Grace here. I've got this if you can use it.
Thanks for the hard work, man. You rock!
No.427399
Anonymous
Image:160791631777.jpg(48kB, 450x360)screens_feature1-1.jpg
Dad, look! We got in! A lot of people must like us.
Well alright! Let's show em how the Hill boys do it!
No.427400
Anonymous
Replies:>>427410
>>427395
Can you use the template Stats uses for mr/ms /co/?
No.427401
Anonymous
>>427396
Did anyone ever actually make a recording of that? It was pretty based.

If Mao Mao avoids choking long enough it might come in handy if he goes against Danny again
No.427402
Anonymous
>>427373
Let’s not forget British Stop Motion hype is in the air thanks to Wallace getting high last tournament
No.427404
Anonymous
Image:160791637383.jpg(88kB, 1010x792)samurai_jack___aku_s_lair_background_by_davidevgen_dd3ore0-pre.jpg
>>427398
>>427360

Oh shit, forgot.
No.427405
Anonymous
Replies:>>427548
Image:160791637999.jpg(125kB, 1600x900)pillarbox.jpg
>>427360
Hope I'm doing this right.

The pillarbox HQ for Danger Mouse and Ian.

>>427354
Let's not get cocky, Scam INC is obviously going to win
No.427406
Anonymous
Replies:>>427426
Image:160791641030.png(130kB, 340x255)Red_and_Purple_talking_about_Zim.png
>>427374
Purple: We already had to put up with Zim.
Red: Our minds, bodies and souls have already been tortured.
No.427407
Anonymous
Replies:>>427408
Image:160791643218.png(179kB, 371x380)5B1A61A1-2C9F-47E1-9B9F-2B6821A11A9B.png
>>427370
Should somebody tell him?
No.427408
Anonymous
>>427407
Tell me what?
No.427409
Anonymous
Image:160791646067.jpg(9kB, 300x168)BURGERPHILE.jpg
>>427360
For Dan and Chrid
No.427410
Anonymous
Replies:>>427414
Image:160791647605.png(109kB, 383x190)this-is-a-test.png
>>427400
Stats' one doesn't allow enough space for the tags.
No.427411
Anonymous
Replies:>>427472
Image:160791648171.png(388kB, 1280x878)1599968741428.png
>>427237
>>427391
next part soon
my thumb hurts
No.427412
Anonymous
Image:160791658589.jpg(19kB, 259x194)COFFEE.jpg
>>427360
wILKINS and Wontkins
No.427413
Anonymous
>>427331
>>Wilkins and Wontkins
stopped reading, get outta here
No.427414
Anonymous
Replies:>>427423
Image:160791663079.jpg(143kB, 1920x1080)hunchback-of-the-notre-dame-disneyscreencaps.com-1460.jpg
>>427410
WAIT I think I can make Stats' work.
No.427416
TagTeamAnon
Replies:>>427422
>>427395
Oh uh, yeah sure. Sorry about that. Lemme get that going for ya.
No.427417
Anonymous
Replies:>>427421>>427424>>427474>>427547
Image:160791667731.jpg(121kB, 777x1024)belosgain.jpg
>>427303
I wouldn't be surprised if any kind of rigging was involved. At least there is SOME silver lining to this awful display.

Amity Blight! Despite the Owl Lady and her human still in the competition, I decree you as the best one to represent us at the Boiling Isles.

And speaking of....if you do well, I might consider a spot in my own coven for you!

>>427296
>>427329
Hmph. Well congratulations. Though I highly doubt either of your teams will be touching the Elite Eight spots.

>>427359

The same goes for you, creature. I had figured Andrias would take your offer, but that doesn’t matter now.

>>427346
....And what about it?

>>427386
Because asking this to the announcing red demon would be a waste of time, I'll ask you this: Have you check the system for any kind of cheating afoot? The Owl Lady is no stranger to that.
No.427418
Anonymous
Image:160791670920.png(22kB, 1062x779)rukke0gvnfp31.png
>>427360
For the Almighty Tallest.
No.427419
Anonymous
Replies:>>427433>>427529
Image:160791671181.gif(1.65MB, 563x316)Happy-Mao.gif
>>427367
>>427384
Hello guys! Nice to see Moonknight in one piece. I'm here with my partner Badgerclops
>>427385
Looks like we are separated my old nemesis. For now
No.427420
DeathWatch Announcers
Image:160791682961.jpg(57kB, 960x720)QUESTIONS.jpg
>Howard: And they are off to the races! It's mechanical mayhem out there already! While we watch, let's take some questions from the audience!
>Kreese: Some these cars look weird. Hell the kaiju don't even have cars, they're just walking and running.
No.427421
Anonymous
Replies:>>427474>>427520
Image:160791691343.jpg(66kB, 854x480)1549792_1459004723027_full.jpg
>>427417
Oh we made sure there was no cheating going on. You're just not as popular as you think you are. Sorry but you're just gonna have to watch this one. You're free to support your favorite team though.
No.427422
Anonymous
Image:160791693617.jpg(45kB, 640x480)642207.jpg
>>427416
No disregard it I'm a fucking idiot, don't worry.
No.427423
TagTeamAnon
Replies:>>427425
>>427414
You can? Tell me How so I can start getting the text on the brackets
No.427424
Anonymous
Replies:>>427474>>427520
Image:160791700206.jpg(50kB, 1200x1200)steel_go_go_cage-05-sydney_prop_specialists.jpg
>>427417
Get in the cage.
No.427425
Anonymous
Replies:>>427428>>427429
Image:160791707110.png(1.28MB, 5435x7458)blank seeding.png
>>427423
I'm just following this, I needed to know which match went on which side so I knew which tags to use, that's all.
No.427426
Anonymous
Replies:>>427431
Image:160791708831.gif(2kB, 117x105)1718A34C-D6C8-46E3-80B9-0E30F6717560.gif
>>427406
Fine then we’ll restrain you and I’ll get my spawn Quoggoth to stare at you for eternity
No.427427
Anonymous
Image:160791710196.jpg(88kB, 572x774)Canonical Out of Fairyland Gertrude.JPG
>>427282
>ALRIGHT BOYS, VOTE FOR ME AND STAR, GET A PIECE OF MY REAL BODY, 40 YEARS OLD JUST LIKE MY SOUL
No.427428
Anonymous
Replies:>>427430
>>427425
How is this? Follows that order with number
https://pastebin.com/Dy8QLDDv
No.427429
Anonymous
Replies:>>427434
Image:160791727709.jpg(19kB, 474x355)xj9.jpg
>>427425
>a judge is one of the competitors
hmm
No.427430
Anonymous
Replies:>>427435>>427436
>>427428
Yeah that's what I'm doing. I'm just tired and it's been over a month since Mr. /co/ so my brain's all scrambled right now.
No.427431
Anonymous
Replies:>>427447
Image:160791733414.png(2.37MB, 1872x1400)BackseatDriversfromBeyondtheStars34-TallestRedAngry.png
>>427426
Staring? Really? That's the best you got?
No.427432
Anonymous
Replies:>>427437>>427438>>427439
Image:160791733534.png(413kB, 426x492)jannie.PNG
Ok, going to do a Bertstrip each round like last year (and will do other SS/Muppet scenes if they lose)
Had to do this extra one though
No.427433
Anonymous
Replies:>>427440>>427529
Image:160791734870.png(350kB, 350x653)20201026_220206.png
>>427384
Hello there, Moon Knight. Nice seeing you again. I'd like you to meet Weekly.
>>427419
Hello, Mao Mao. So, this is the guy you were talking about.
No.427434
Anonymous
Image:160791735704.png(16kB, 199x253)1600114506925.png
>>427429
Wouldn't be the first time Jenny tried to compete again
No.427435
TagTeamAnon
>>427430
It's fine, just tell me if you need anything else
No.427436
Anonymous
>>427430
Take a rest my dude, it's not needed right now
No.427437
Anonymous
>>427432
Good one.
No.427438
Anonymous
>>427432
>>427298
No.427439
Anonymous
>>427432
kek
No.427440
Anonymous
Replies:>>427480
Image:160791745604.jpg(12kB, 295x280)Mao-Mao-and-Badgerclops.jpeg
>>427433
Hello Mr. Blacksad!
No.427441
Anonymous
I Voted the lowest seed in each match-up
No.427442
Anonymous
Replies:>>427450
Image:160791749475.jpg(112kB, 1200x678)blitzorifle.jpg
>>427282
I gotta beat up some little green mutant bug and his walking pile of metal? This is almost too easy!

This would be a lot better if I had Loona wi-....nevermind that.

HEY FUCKWIT MIDGETS! GET READY TO DANCE!
No.427443
Anonymous
>>427331
Good matches there, but I would chose Ruber over Jack and Simon. I love both characters but they are a crack pair
No.427444
Anonymous
Image:160791754140.jpg(27kB, 400x400)Untitled14_400x400.jpg
I hope you all won't underestimate me and Phantasma just because we're little girls.
No.427445
Anonymous
Also happy as fuck Basil made at least one tournament
No.427446
Anonymous
Replies:>>427451>>427458>>427462>>427470>>427474>>427614
Image:160791764848.png(569kB, 614x599)monarch_dr2.png
MINIONS! Your Monarch beckons you to heed his call!

Alright... I've had a bit of time to calm down. Brewed up some tea, sat down, and now rather than feeling only blinding, unrelenting fury I am only feeling the slightest twinge of murderous intent. One vote. One, FUCKING vote kept me from running alongside my darling, and now I am forced to run this shit show with Master fucking Shake. THE biggest prick this side of yours truly in this whole sad escapade.

So, I just want a show of hands. Merely curious, no punishments will be had here, I JUST want to know how many of you voted for me and Shake over me and my Queen. Come on, don't be shy, I swear no one's judging, I just want to get an idea.
No.427447
Anonymous
Replies:>>427459
Image:160791765911.jpg(75kB, 457x671)A167EEED-F6FA-4092-9E4D-3BAF13885E37.jpeg
>>427431
You underestimate this fate worse then death
No.427448
Anonymous
Replies:>>427475
Image:160791767199.jpg(159kB, 1280x720)IMG_8763.JPG
So who's our first opponent?
.... Is it seriously a couple of kids a parakeet?
We got this in the bag!
No.427449
Anonymous
Replies:>>427453
Image:160791769007.jpg(409kB, 2195x1450)5E8B4D7C-871A-4229-987B-3508C18533F3.jpeg
>>427298
Inspired by the writefag, here’s one of the matchups in action!
No.427450
Anonymous
Replies:>>427514
Image:160791770535.png(550kB, 704x538)Tallest_Probing_Day.png
>>427442
Yes, make him hurt.
No.427451
Anonymous
Image:160791771142.png(157kB, 282x430)1578616870235.png
>>427446
I VOTED FOR YOU AND DR. MRS. AHHHHHHHHHH
No.427452
Anonymous
Replies:>>427454>>427455
Bracket Anon, how long would The Heroes of Pure Heart and The Avatars of Nemesis have to last to face eachother?
No.427453
Anonymous
>>427449
Misers bout to fuck up some bitches
No.427454
Anonymous
Replies:>>427456>>427464
>>427452
Looking at the bracket it would be the finals
No.427455
Anonymous
Replies:>>427464
>>427452
Like the semi-finals, they're on opposite sides of the bracket.
No.427456
Anonymous
Replies:>>427460>>427464>>427466>>427469
>>427454
So you're saying if Dan/Chris and MaoMao/Badger kept winning, they'd be the FINAL 2, making the first match of Mr. /co/ the last match of the Tag Team, and allowing arguably the first big rivarly of that match time to stew?
No.427457
Anonymous
Replies:>>427603
Image:160791791147.jpg(210kB, 800x1232)7D003EF1-1E17-4439-9A74-F3F63190B96B.jpeg
Someone send this message to Oswald, tell him I’ll be taking good care of his wonderful wife while he’s in this tournament, really good care
No.427458
Anonymous
Replies:>>427488
Image:160791791748.jpg(126kB, 485x722)B454587D-868A-4034-8739-9ECCD3327587.jpeg
>>427446
What, you’re not excited? I know I am.
No.427459
Anonymous
Replies:>>427468>>427492
Image:160791793794.png(364kB, 640x480)157.21.PNG.png
>>427447
Red: You underestimate the power of the Irken Empire!
Purple: Even if, and that's a huge if, we loose we will be rescued in no time.
No.427460
Anonymous
>>427456
I would unironically like that
No.427461
Anonymous
Image:160791797981.png(749kB, 1288x802)Screen Shot 2020-12-13 at 10.52.23 PM.png
>one giant robot versus TWO giant robots
Gee, I'm torn
No.427462
Anonymous
Image:160791798370.png(307kB, 1757x3291)Chef_Hatchet.png
>>427446
I still got a job, right?
No.427463
Anonymous
Image:160791805530.jpg(62kB, 1000x600)Tiny-Toons-Looniversity.jpg
>They just made a tournament after being close before
Maybe if they catch a wave before a trailer pisses everyone else they can make the proper tournament next year
No.427464
Anonymous
Image:160791807892.jpg(21kB, 474x374)OIP.AL1RRnn-tq3cX0lxFeYA3AHaF2.jpg
>>427456
>>427455
>>427454
>Finals or semi-finals, I like getting far, and I'd love to face my old rival again face to face.

>Perhaps we should temporaily........not cooperate, but focus on our other enemies first?

>I'm the only one who deserves to take out Daniel
No.427466
Anonymous
Replies:>>427467
>>427456
That's implying Mao Mao can make it out of round 1 kek
No.427467
Anonymous
Image:160791837047.png(8kB, 189x267)SDSDSDSDSDSDSD.png
>>427466
>No one except me is killing him.

>I've been meaning to 'go postal' on the mail service anyway
No.427468
Anonymous
Image:160791847780.jpg(127kB, 394x261)8D96BE33-AF66-421A-BA19-C994EFFA6D43.jpeg
>>427459
Whatever you say
No.427469
Anonymous
Replies:>>427471
>>427456
>Holy shit yeeeeeeeeees
No.427470
Anonymous
Replies:>>427474>>427488
Image:160791852647.png(2.84MB, 1334x750)IMG_8141.PNG
>>427446
Honestly, I thought it'd be funny.
No.427471
Anonymous
>>427469
Considering its a small turnout people might rig this to happen
No.427472
Anonymous
Replies:>>427501
>>427411
And we're back! Again. The next batch of racers is arriving now, led by Wander and Sylvia. Wallace and Gromit squeak along in some crazy contraption. You just never know what to expect from those two. Babs and Buster Bunny, apparently unrelated, grace the road along with Moxxie and Millie who here to represent I.M.P. I wonder if they know about their boss? And there's Johnny and Plank, with the Bombshell Rabbits Roger and Jessica in the wackiest of racers. The Galactic Jobbers Galactus and Antimonitor are in it to lose it if their team name is any indication. Mr. Morris and Scruffy drive their street sweeper to compete for the cash prize! The cash prize that doesn't exist, of course. Best beware of the The Emperor's New Daughters, Star Butterfly and Gertrude Fairyland. The race hasn't even started and they've already made enemies.

And here we have the darlings of the digits, Simon Laurent and Samurai Jack in the Chapel Convertible. I can still hear the wedding bells. Let's hope they steer clear of the strikingly intimidating Camelot Crusaders, Ruber and The Griffon. Wirt and Beatrice had a car, can't remember what it looked like though. God my memory is shit. I remember Billy and Mandy though, a rather strained relationship there.

And there goes EVE with WALL-E in tow, who has a fire extinguisher for some reason? Behind them floats the Bottle Rocket with Wayward Vagabond and Peregrine Mendicant at the helm. Rorschach and The Question are on the scene to, uhh, up the ante into vigilante. Did I really write that? Whatever, Hank and Bobby Hill are next in their car. Doesn't look suited for the track. Then again, neither do they.

I can hear the arguing of the Assholish AS Duo from up in the announcer's booth. Seems Mr. Monarch isn't happy that he's separated from his wife, and getting stuck with Master Shake isn't helping. I give them a few hours before they kill each other.

Twin teams from the afterlife, it's the Ghost Lolis and the Devilish Duo in their own suitably spine-chilling carts. The Grumpy Warlords Grievous and Vilgax should prove to be tough competition. Grievous alone is a legendary slayer of Jedi, I wouldn't want to make him mad. Nor would I want to stand in the way of Calvin and his stuffed tiger, but that's just because I'm not good with kids. No clue how he made it in alone though. Perhaps some law and order is necessary to set this matter straight, which is why it's lucky we have Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde with their police cruiser. That siren means business!

Yet another duo from down below manifests in Charlie and Satina. Yeah, it's a good team and all, but surely there are #bettercartoons out there. Like KND, who has Numbuhs 1 and 5 visiting from Sector V. Though they'd better keep an eye out for Father, who has teamed up with The Beast for some pitch-black punishment. An amphibious alliance hops by next with Kermit and Pepe the Frog, apparently unrelated.

Good and evil rock the bracket as Black Hat and Demencia precede Moses and The One Above All. Scooby Doo and Courage take the Mystery Machine for a spin with Aladdin and the Genie riding a carpet towards eventual victory. Wishful thinking if you ask me.
No.427473
Anonymous
Replies:>>427479>>427489
Image:160791871495.jpg(18kB, 540x540)ireland_26_6_1_postcard-r3e97d98fcaae49219855f1a4487f0b06_vgbaq_8byvr_540.jpg
>>427282
If Dan and Mao Mao are going for it, we're gonna need *that song*.

Voiceanons that's your cue
No.427474
Anonymous
Replies:>>427488>>427520
Image:160791873378.jpg(34kB, 640x423)edabanned.jpg
I'll admit, kiddo: You're definitely right about all of this being exciting so far. You and your new friend do your best against the screaming duck and rabbit, while Wuya and I take care of that bunny and mouse! That magic cloak I gave you'll be useful in the race as long as you watch where the wind blows it!

>>427417
>>427421
>>427424
Yeah Belos! Listen to the human and also get in your time out prison!

>She TOTALLY didn't have any voting fraud involved with getting herself and Luz in, haha

>>427446
I did! A pretty close call for a couple that I didn't expect to get through, but I thought it'd be fun!

>>427470
Basically what he said.
No.427475
Anonymous
Replies:>>427477>>427488>>427526
Image:160791881265.png(548kB, 1356x1249)henchgwen_point2.png
>>427301
>"I know, right?! Had my hopes but Top 5 is pretty sweet. Here's hoping we can hold on to that momentum."
>"You take the wheel first, I'll be on radio and shot-gun duty."
>>427448
>"Now don't underestimate them just cause they're kids. Kids can be crafty. They can SMELL weakness and move in on it. Gotta keep on your toes, and not make yourself a target."
>>427299
>>427302
>"Hey, don't be so nervous! Going up against tough odds can be scary, trust me I know, but we can try to have fun here. It's not like Black Widow's around to 'mop up' losers this time, she's too busy competing."
No.427477
Anonymous
Replies:>>427524>>427526
Image:160791904531.png(1.95MB, 1334x750)IMG_8134.PNG
>>427475
Yeah yeah. I don't think they're any older than Omi.

Still, I ain't going easy on em. I want those belts and a summer home on Mt. /co/lympus
>>427299
>>427302
Just wait til the Jackbots come out
No.427478
Anonymous
Image:160791913317.jpg(18kB, 260x178)hentai.jpg
I'm going to need a full resolution image of this
No.427479
Anonymous
Replies:>>427489
>>427473
https://pastebin.com/37fwwaPF
Lyrics for anons not there
No.427480
Anonymous
Replies:>>427487
Image:160791919168.jpg(102kB, 729x708)IMG_20200809_074116.jpg
>>427440
Well hello there, Badgerclops. I must say, you look like a pretty strong fellow.
No.427481
Anonymous
Image:160791925867.png(291kB, 1027x967)santaga.png
Grace: Hey Ashi, since this is your first official Christmas, here's a present I swiped off of Robot Santa's sleigh. Merry Christmas!

Ashi: Thank you, but why are you doing this?

Grace: Um.. because 'tis the season?

Ashi: Of thievery and murder?

Grace: Um... Hahaha! Oh wow, we really need to get you out more! My childhood was shit, but even I knew what Christmas was.

Ashi: I was raised in a cave along with my six now dead sisters knowing only a crazed sect of female Aku cultists, born and brought up with only one thought: to kill the Samurai.

Grace: ...
Grace: Wow... Let's get you some eggnog.
No.427482
Anonymous
Replies:>>427495
Image:160791926840.jpg(297kB, 843x560)6DF32ED6-B4EB-464F-AAD0-41380B9ADC88.jpeg
Hey sorry I’m late did I miss any th-
IM UP AGAIN WHO!!!!
No.427483
Anonymous
Replies:>>427485>>427511
>>427336
I have a question: How will you guys manage to attend both the Tag Team Tourney and King /v/? Apparently the latter begins tomorrow.
No.427484
Anonymous
Replies:>>427491
Image:160791939704.jpg(126kB, 690x1024)1594931202592.jpg
my work is finally done I can rest now.
by the way TagTeamAnon the "platonic" was supposed to be in quotes, that was the joke. Could you fix it if it wasn't a problem?
No.427485
Anonymous
Replies:>>427490
>>427483
>King /v/
Fuck off
No.427487
Anonymous
Replies:>>427519
Image:160791943521.png(61kB, 310x460)Badg-1.png
>>427480
Sure am!
No.427488
Anonymous
Replies:>>427494>>427500>>427503>>427524>>427537
Image:160791945993.jpg(32kB, 303x227)1402_original.jpg
>>427458
Fuck you, you straw-headed dick! You know how much I was looking forward to competing alongside my Queen!
If am going to be stuck with you, then by God almighty we are going to be doing things my way, you got it? I'm the one with the ride, be it my unstoppable Cocoon or my evil Monarch Mobile, so you are going to be as quiet as freaking possible on this trip or so help me I will pull over to bury you in a ditch by the highway.
>>427475
>>427470
I see. Yes, very funny Spicer. Veeerry funny.
Henchman 69, the next time Jacky boy here needs to take a break from the wheel and catch a few winks... 'take care' of him.
And just because I know this won't get through to you the first time I say it, I am putting as much emphasis on the 'take care' part as I fur-reeking can.
>>427474
FUN? You see the jackass I have to share a vehicle with for the next seven days? In what of the nine rings of hell could a single minute with this arrogant soft-served talking beverage be considered 'fun'. I could have been running the Monarch Mobile with my hot wife, now I bet she's up in some Martian Cruiser while I have to listen to his inane ramblings day in and day out!
No.427489
Anonymous
>>427479
>>427473

https://vocaroo.com/13DUYJnmtzIm
This guy tried (and failed)
No.427490
Anonymous
>>427485
Not him but be nice.
No.427491
TagTeamAnon
>>427484
Yeah, next round if they're in. Messing with it now fucks with results
No.427492
Anonymous
Replies:>>427496>>427514
Image:160791962469.jpg(401kB, 720x1200)52840279_p0_master1200.jpg
>>427459
How about I use Raven's spellbook to duplicate Zim and have him talk and chat with you for all eternity. How's that sound?
No.427493
Anonymous
Image:160791964966.jpg(61kB, 999x421)3pyuAQ0.jpg
>Dan, are you sure this is the best mode of transport for

>OF COURSE I AM, DON'T QUESTION ME, NOBODY QUESTIONS ME
No.427494
Anonymous
Replies:>>427500>>427518
Image:160791972880.jpg(246kB, 1280x720)IMG_8766.JPG
>>427488
Dude, on the brightside if you ever get thirsty he's a milkshake.
Also you don't have to spend all 7 days with him, you can get eliminated early!
No.427495
Anonymous
Replies:>>427498
>>427482
Spidey poster is back?
No.427496
Anonymous
Replies:>>427502
Image:160791995127.png(1.78MB, 1856x1400)BackseatDriversfromBeyondtheStars7-PurpleBlowEmUp.png
>>427492
As if she'd ever let you get ahold of it.
No.427497
Anonymous
Replies:>>427499>>427515
Image:160791997200.png(444kB, 925x519)1607915478801.png
it's not like I don't agree Gwen/spicer's support doesn't take a LOT from RP posts but the pair itself isn't what I'd consider your normal crackship, they're surprisingly synergistic.
>Roughly same age-group, teens trying to make it as a hero/villain
>Both resemble the first real 'friend' you see the other has in their respective series, Gwen looks much like Ashe (Katnappe) with pink-hair dye and Jack like a red-haired Cecil
>Gwen's younger brother Teddy was also better at computers than her so Jack may remind her of him.
>Both also share a few traits like Cecil/Jack's genius for computers and Ashe/Gwen's enthusiasm for mayhem
>Both have an arc around wanting to be recognized by others, Gwen establishing her place among the Marvel pantheon and Jack's insecurities forming his desire to rule the world
>Both often straddle the line between good and evil frequently
>Both use a varied arsenal in combat and have weird goggles
>Both come from mediums that like to use a little western animesque in their style
You might say these are minor similarities or that I'm reaching, but it's at lot more than what you'd assume is there on a first glance. Which is what I think is a fun part of Tag-Team tournament, is finding unconventional or funny pairings you wouldn't think of right away, and RP just happened to be the avenue for thinking it up. or maybe that they sync more than expected is what made the RP
No.427498
Anonymous
>>427495
As long as he don't want to fuck twig, it's fine
No.427499
Anonymous
>>427497
Saw this in the other thread. Might be why it caught on.
No.427500
Anonymous
Replies:>>427518
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>>427488
It’s a partnership, dude. They picked us together, not you only with me as your hot side piece.
>>427494
I’m not into that shit, you kinky freak.
No.427501
Anonymous
Replies:>>427504>>427608
>>427472
Classic champions return as Johnny Bravo and Jenny Wakeman roll up in a white and gold car. (Don't worry, there's no judges in a race.) It makes the sight of Xavier and Xavier running by even more pathetic. But look at them go! The power of shoddy 2007 animation is a powerful and mystical one, and it apparently allows the duplicates to run without their feet ever touching the ground.

This year's christmas will be anything but merry if Jack Skellington and The Grinch have anything to say about it. They've each contributed one "reindeer" to their shared sled, and while it doesn't help in the speed department, it does male for decent headlights. Above them is a futuristic jet designed, built, and piloted by Dr. Flug with 505 to provide support. Frollo and Gaston renew their partnership in the world of entertainment to compete for the championship. Darkwing Duck and Launchpad McQuack are putting their aviation skills to use with a shiny new biplane. And there's Scratch and Grounder in a new invention from Dr. Robotnik, without permission if my sources are to be believed. Looks like they're already thinking of ways to rig the race, those scoundrels.

Bored yet? Too bad. Blue Beetle and Booster Gold are running in a grounded jet painted in blue and gold. Hello Nurse and Sarah Bellum are WOOOOO LORDY BIG BAZONGERS YOU WON'T SEE THIS ON MODERN TELEVISION AWOOOGA HUMINA HUMINA, while Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff showcase the shittiest looking car I've ever seen. It was probably made by imigrants. And there's Mao Mao and Badgerclops patrolling the raceway on a flying scooter.

Looks like the mail truck's here with Postman Pat and Jess behind the wheel. Ramses and Black Widow ride in on a carriage built with the remains of the fallen and towed by enslaved competitors from Mr. /co/. Jesse Cosay and Lake share a motorcycle, while Henchmen 21 and 24 blast tunes from their car. Coop sits behind the wheel of Optimus Prime. Who's driving? Who knows. Dipper Pines and Dib Membrane drive Taz's old Cruiser at the back of the caravan along with Jimmy Neutron and Timmy Turner in an oddly green and pink tank.

And sneaking in at the very back, it's a Wacky Races staple, Dick Dastardly and his dog Muttley. Also known as the illegitimate winners of Mr. /co/ 2020.
>Illegitimate? Why, I stole that trophy fair and square!
This conniving crook is no doubt up to his old tricks. Can the other racers beat this cheat? Stay tuned to find out this and more on the way out Wacky Races!
No.427502
Anonymous
Replies:>>427512
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>>427496
You’re assuming that I don’t already have it. You know what they say about assuming, it makes me out of you and ass.
No.427503
Anonymous
Replies:>>427518>>427526
Image:160792025297.png(254kB, 420x878)deertimecharliea.png
>>427386
I will tell you that this matchup is quite interesting! Especially after how rudely Cipher treated me at the wedding!

The charming Princess Charlie herself begged me to be on her team, but even she ended up happy with that little imp with wings on her side!

>>427488
Look at it this way, Mr. Monarch! Even if you and the shake go down, the trophy still has a chance of being taken to your cocoon by either your wife or one of your henchmen! A win from one of you is still a win for the whole team, isn't it?

Golly, I'd say you've got enough Monarch representation scattered over this bracket, consisting of you, your darling wife, those two henchmen of yours, the henchgirl with Spicer and.....aren't Spear and Fang still living with you?
No.427504
Anonymous
Replies:>>427509
>>427501
based work, anon.
No.427505
Anonymous
Replies:>>427507
Wojaks have been up for an hour now on /co/, so you might be safe making the tourney thread now
Just link the tournament google poll and this thread saying round 1 is happening here, not a long paragraph and not an angry post directed to anyone
No.427507
Anonymous
Replies:>>427508
>>427505
Being positive and not mentioning jannies is probably a good idea
No.427508
Anonymous
>>427507
Just write a brief post: drop in if you want to cast your vote and look at fanart
No.427509
Anonymous
>>427504
thanks
No.427511
DeathWatch Announcers
Image:160792061386.jpg(57kB, 960x720)QUESTION 1.jpg
>>427483
>Howard: We can do both. We are men of many talents. I'm able to masturbate with both hands by driving. Sure I've run over several hobos but I have busted triple the nuts!
>Kreese: You car must look like a satanic ritual. Just full of blood and semen.
No.427512
Anonymous
Replies:>>427517
Image:160792066200.png(607kB, 720x540)TallestRedPurple-PurpleTalkingToRed.png
>>427502
Red: Yeah, right.
Purple: That's not even how that saying goes. It's "Assuming makes an ass out of you and me".
Red: Just goes to show how dumb people become when they focus on getting off instead of school.
Purple: No wonder why humanity's education is so bad.
No.427513
Anonymous
>>427486
>>427298
No.427514
Anonymous
Image:160792073772.png(153kB, 595x402)blitzothin.png
>>427450
You bet I will!

I can tell you're not a fan of one of those little shits. If you pay me, I can kill him in any way you'd prefer!

>>427492
Hey, don't give me more targets unless you've got the cash ready for my hands!

>>427386
>Demons
>TFW more than one full demon team
No.427515
Anonymous
Replies:>>427583
Image:160792080763.png(649kB, 1078x924)KCQ.png
>>427497
Agreed. All memes aside these two also have a lot in common:
>both start on the wrong side and eventually turn to good over the course of the season
>both had shitty childhoods
>both had shitty parents
>both forced to train in the things their parents want against their will
>both use this childhood training to fight
>violent
>ninja skills
>cult aspect
>both wear masks
>both end up protecting what they originally wanted to kill
It started as a meme choice, but then you realize they work well together. One who started a cult is working with another who is the victim of one which proves to her even more how dangerous and soul sucking (heh) cults are.
No.427516
Anonymous
Image:160792119095.jpg(50kB, 564x544)tumblr_nxj48rkhdZ1ulrmr1o1_640.jpg
>>427386
Absolutely ecstatic, having one of the scariest and most powerful guys in hell as a partner sure is much more fun than some boring normal. He's even somewhat of a sadist, just perfect.
No.427517
Anonymous
Replies:>>427530
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>>427512
Maybe if you guys focused on getting off instead of school, you’d have already conquered the galaxy by now
No.427518
Anonymous
Replies:>>427520>>427523
Image:160792131392.jpg(115kB, 634x476)monarch_throne.jpg
>>427494
Yeah, no thanks. Even assuming whatever inside him isn't radioactive and remotely palatable in the first place, I'll lean on giving him as few opportunities for 'sucking off' jokes as possible.
And early elimination is not an option. As always, in spite of less than ideal conditions, I will reach forth and grab victory with the shit hand God has dealt me.
>>427500
Let's not delude ourselves, Shake, clearly *I* am carrying this team. I've got it all: minions, a killer mobile base, and I'm married to the one and only Ms. FREAKING /co/ 2020! I think I'm entitled to call the shots here.
>>427503
Yeah, that's the one bright spot to this: between the lot of us the Cocoon has so many entrants we got a better shot at winning than most, but if the winner isn't myself or Dr. Mrs. it'll be a cup of victory only half full.
And, eh, yeah they still hang around the Cocoon and they still got their uniforms but I don't think they're hanging around because I TELL them too. The Neanderthal and the dinosaur are on their own wavelength, the closest I can get out of either is a 'URG URG GRUG' whenever I try to give orders. They still seem to get along swimmingly with 69 but even she can't really tell them what to do.
No.427519
Anonymous
Replies:>>427522>>427573
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>>427487
Well, I'd hate to be on your bad side. By the way, I'd like you to meet my best friend and sidekick.
No.427520
Anonymous
Replies:>>427536>>427537>>427541>>427602
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>>427421
I have no reason right now to believe that you speak the truth, human.

>>427424
>>427474
And neither of you are displaying the force needed to get me inside that little thing. Your words alone have as much value as a speck of dust. How do you even know that cage will be enough for me?

>>427518
So Monarch. How does it feel to squirm because of the power of the people’s choice?

If you were as mighty as you say, you would be doing much better mentally than you are now.
No.427522
Anonymous
Replies:>>427539
Image:160792168266.jpg(75kB, 1280x720)badg-2.jpeg
>>427519
Hey there little guy. What's cracking with the camera?
No.427523
Anonymous
Replies:>>427602
Image:160792170873.gif(265kB, 288x245)IMG_0817.GIF
>>427518
See ya at the finish line then, Monarch. I'll be wearing the winning belt alongside Gwen!
No.427524
Anonymous
Replies:>>427527
Image:160792182582.png(159kB, 552x289)henchgwen_shh.png
>>427477
>"I do too, but, still, don't wanna go crushing kids' dreams or anything right out of the gate... though I guess I read somewhere if you don't take them seriously it hurts their pride too? Hmm, tough call."
>>427488
>>427477
>"Right, got it Mr. The Monarch! I'll 'take care' of him. Wink wink."
>"I think he means it's okay to heat up some of that cocoa I swiped from the galley for us before I left. He's a cool boss sometimes."
No.427525
Anonymous
Image:160792184467.jpg(19kB, 306x291)c754d5c659420ca339e2e2a838e3b23d.jpg
>>427282
>Well it seems more and more people are seeing how bad your life can turn if you don't drink Wilkins, making a deal with that troll has made Wilkins Coffee number 1 yet again.

>And ole Wontkins here has finally learned to stop worrying and love Wilkins Coffee
No.427526
Anonymous
Replies:>>427531>>427575
Image:160792188456.png(717kB, 2560x1439)Don.png
>>427503
Nice to see that even residents of hell can find happiness.
Now let's see who else is here.
>>427475
>>427477
Ah yes, Gwen and Spicer. I have seen relationships grow stronger during these competitions, but i have also seen them get ruined. Are you worried that your new relationship might not survive the troubles that are ahead?
No.427527
Anonymous
Replies:>>427575
Image:160792204863.jpg(163kB, 748x740)IMG_E0818.JPG
>>427524
Not like my dreams weren't crushed early by my parents.
And I don't mean Robotnik.

I hope that's what it means. I could use a cup about now...
No.427528
Anonymous
Has anyone seen Oswald? He was worried about Felix stalking him to join his team before Mickey stole Felix's chances of making it, and he hasn't been seen since
No.427529
Anonymous
Replies:>>427539
Image:160792207350.png(161kB, 450x450)Marc_Spector_%28Earth-12041%29_from_Marvel%27s_Avengers_Assemble_Season_4_17_001.png
>>427419
>>427433

Happy to see you again Mao!
It's a pleasure to meet you Mr. Badgerclops and Mr.Weekly

Also, Where's Ian?
No.427530
Anonymous
Replies:>>427544
Image:160792210007.png(623kB, 720x540)BackseatDrivers-RedSneeringAtZim.png
>>427517
Red: We already have conquered the galaxy.
Purple: You know what they say about assuming, it makes an ass out of you and me.
No.427531
Anonymous
Replies:>>427575>>427583
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>>427526
I mean, I don't want it to end. This is the farthest I've ever gotten with a girl, I don't know if I'll get another chance.

Plus I really like her.
No.427532
Anonymous
Replies:>>427535
Image:160792213175.jpg(152kB, 1789x1232)1594082296421.jpg
Resident coomer here.
Vote for Chaos and Hentai
No.427534
Anonymous
Replies:>>427540>>427542>>427546
>Trollberg
>MIB
>Smooth Sailing
>A Boy and his Dogwood
>Pups of Panic
>For Free
>Grumpy Warlords
>Ineptive Invaders
>Primal Duo
>The Chum Bucket
>Hench 4 Life
>Showtime
>Hell's Princesses
>North Pole Express
>Patrick's Inferno
>Platonic Friends
>The OG King and Queen
>Catdog
>I turned myself into a pickle-inator
>No Relation
>Heaven's Eyes
>Paranormal Preteens
>Duality of Frog
>Lilo and Stitch
>Enemies of the Samurai
>Ghost Lolis
>The Frollo Show
>Goofy Goobers
>Miser Bros
>Wicked Witches
>Fast and Furry-ous
>SCAM Inc.
>Addams Family
>Duck Clean
>Regular Team
No.427535
Anonymous
Replies:>>427538
>>427532
My!... you look strong kid...
No.427536
Anonymous
Replies:>>427553
Image:160792219652.png(446kB, 720x540)BackseatDrivers-EdgyPurpleImGonnaMakeZimHurt.png
>>427520
I said, get in the cage.
No.427537
Anonymous
Image:160792225543.jpg(111kB, 1054x986)edabellss.jpg
>>427488
I say it's fun because of how you're reacting! And the reactions your displaying now are already high on the entertainment level for ME!

I’ll give you this, your tantrums aren’t as entertaining as King’s. You’re missing the “MWEEEEEH” noises he makes and a cute tiny body to go with it.

>>427520
Ha! I don’t care either way! I’ve got a tournament to handle now, and I don’t have to worry about you for a while!
No.427538
Anonymous
Replies:>>427576
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>>427535
Thanks, I work out a lot...
No.427539
Anonymous
Replies:>>427549
Image:160792239433.jpg(150kB, 507x792)Blacksad.jpg
>>427522
Oh, hey there! You can call me Weekly! Nice to meet ya! As for the camera, I'm a reporter for a tabloid in New York City.
>>427529
The pleasure's all mine, sir! Might I say I'm a fan of your outfit. So mysterious.
No.427540
Anonymous
Replies:>>427543
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>>427534
>Fast snd Furry-ous
You might wanna change your opinion, if you know what's good for ya!
No.427541
Anonymous
Replies:>>427553
Image:160792244401.png(38kB, 220x220)Don_frown.png
>>427520
It's a shame that you can't trust others. Why do you feel this way? Who hurt you?
No.427542
Anonymous
>>427534
wrong about literally everything
No.427543
Anonymous
Replies:>>427556
Image:160792251407.jpg(158kB, 1280x720)IMG_8751.JPG
>>427540
Yo, Shellraiser, how's things going on the Maury front with me and Robotnik?
No.427544
Anonymous
Replies:>>427550
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>>427530
Well then why is earth not under your control then? You know what they about assuming, it makes a (YOU) out of me and ass
No.427545
Anonymous
Image:160792263004.png(701kB, 1365x768)All_the_cameras_and_lights_melt_chef's_heart.png
Don't forget to vote for the Big Black Chefs.
No.427546
Anonymous
Replies:>>427551
>>427534
Wait are you allowed to not vote for all of them
I'm doing mine tomorrow
No.427547
Anonymous
Replies:>>427567
Image:160792264053.png(164kB, 249x468)amity04.png
>>427417
It's an honor, your highness. But... p-perhaps there can be an arranged wedding with... n-nevermind.
No.427548
Anonymous
Replies:>>427563>>427564>>427660>>427687>>427715>>427801
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>>427405
That's not the attitude, is it? Did giving up thwart Baron Greenback's plans to melt the polar ice caps? Did keeling over stop Count Duckula from hypnotizing everyone on planet earth? Did sighing and walking away save Professor's father from a particularly fragrantly offensive fate? That may work for you in whatever juvenile fanclubs you consort with, but I'm not about to let a crustacean and a scam artist end our run before it's even begun.

I mean, honestly! A couple of old, doddering CEOs with a hoarding problem? What are they gonna do, stock exchange us into submission? Ooh, I'm so scared! I can defeat that money-grubbing megalomaniac CEO Crumhorn every week without a single hitch, so who says I can't defeat two of him? I almost feel cruel in being given the privilege to send these two old-timers packing in humiliating defeat, and here you are, moping about, instead of embracing this opportunity to prove ourselves! If you ever find yourself becoming fixated on ridiculous, absurd, positively downright bizarre notions like me NOT winning a competition, I want you to stop and think... What would Danger Mouse do? The answer, of course, is simple - I win. It's what I do! Don't accept a reality that has yet to actually transpire, especially a false reality as hilariously fictitious as the existence of women on these imageboards. It's the wild west here, Ian, anything can happen and you can bet your me-themed trading cards this isn't my first rodeo.

So chin up, as always! If we're going to be underdogs, we're going to be the best damn underdogs these tourneygoers have ever seen!
And if we go down - which, hm, we most certainly won't - we shall go down in a blaze of glory outshining any cheap victory these slimy, supercilious side show attractions may try to claim over us!

...I know that was quite a rousing speech, but you can let go of my hand now.
No.427549
Anonymous
Replies:>>427554
Image:160792274106.jpg(15kB, 304x301)Badg-3.jpeg
>>427539
A reporter, huh? Sounds like a pretty sweet gig. Nest of luck kid, and make sure you keep that camera ready. Something tells me something pretty wacky is coming up.
No.427550
Anonymous
Replies:>>427557
Image:160792278867.png(516kB, 720x540)BackseatDrivers-RedFuriousWithZim.png
>>427544
Because we don't give a shit about Earth. It's literally the most useless planet ever.
No.427551
Anonymous
>>427546
nah my comment was getting too long so i didn’t list everyone i voted for
No.427552
Anonymous
Replies:>>427557
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>>427282
Looks like our first match is with a couple of rabbits, eh lad? Better break out the old Anti-Pesto tools and deliver them to Lady Tottingham’s rabbit preserve. Make sure not to rough em up, Gromit!
No.427553
Anonymous
Replies:>>427555>>427562
Image:160792291766.png(67kB, 220x220)belossit.png
>>427536
Do I have a good reason to do as you say at this time?

No.

>>427541
When you participate in a contest that involves the infamous Owl Lady and many creatures from all sort of dimensions with their own diverse sets of skills, powers and behaviors, you cannot be fully trustworthy towards everything that involves it now, can you?
No.427554
Anonymous
Replies:>>427558>>427573
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>>427549
You bet I will! I don't wanna miss a second of this action! Plus, if I see catch incredible, I can make it big!
No.427555
Anonymous
Replies:>>427567
Image:160792318126.png(584kB, 720x540)BackseatDrivers-PurpleSomeonesMakingDOUGHNUTS!!.png
>>427553
That's it! We gave you a chance but you're not being fun anymore! Send this edge lord into the sun!
No.427556
Anonymous
Replies:>>427560>>427572
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>>427543
Oh, yeah, I had kinda forgot about that. Egghead said he's, and I quote, "more interested in establishing a relationship between like-minded individuals, rather than worrying about any familial relationships". That and we're still waiting on the test results.
No.427557
Anonymous
Replies:>>427586
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>>427550
Well you clearly do give a shit, otherwise you wouldn’t be at this tournament in the first place. You know what they say about ass, it makes an assumption out of you and me.

>>427552
Hey could I have some cheese? I watched Kipo and it taught me that cheese is the wisest thing to pray to.
No.427558
Anonymous
Replies:>>427569>>427573
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>>427554
You got it Weekly! Just make sure you and Blacksad watch out for the other contestants; these guys get wild and try to run you off the road! I've packed my bags with a first aid kit in case of an emergency.
No.427559
Anonymous
Replies:>>427568
Does zone-tan like comics and cartoons?
No.427560
Anonymous
>>427556
>Chris does tests and finds out he is a descendant of two men from unrelated shows, this results in his doom
>Jack does tests...
I'm curious to see how this goes.
No.427562
Anonymous
Replies:>>427567
Image:160792344569.png(39kB, 148x220)Arguing_With_Don.png
>>427553
Look, believe or not but we have very high security There's no way anyone could have rigged the votes.
No.427563
Anonymous
Replies:>>427565>>427587
>>427548
So what you're saying is, it's over

Still going to sit out of RPing
No.427564
Anonymous
Replies:>>427587
Image:160792351853.jpg(7kB, 186x186)shuuu.jpg
>>427548
No.427565
Anonymous
>>427563
TESTIFY
No.427567
Anonymous
Replies:>>427570>>427571
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>>427547
Interesting.....a wedding can be doable indeed!

>>427562
What high security, human? Describe it.

>>427555
Oh my.....The sun......How terrifying....

Well, tsk tsk. I suppose I'll give your cage a little test.
No.427568
Anonymous
Image:160792372864.jpg(27kB, 475x385)D8745ABD-DE65-490E-BD77-9E50F4A52967.jpeg
>>427559
Of course I do. If I didn’t then I wouldn’t want to see the characters be penetrated by tentacles.
No.427569
Anonymous
Image:160792384380.jpg(507kB, 619x615)1442967668.kenket_mlaaaadies.jpg
>>427558
They'd have to be pretty stupid to try anything with us. Plus, John's been in a few chases in the past, so he knows how to use evasive maneuvers.
No.427570
Anonymous
Replies:>>427572>>427594
Image:160792387585.png(41kB, 220x220)Don_hands.png
>>427567
Only the best security /co/lympus has to offer! Not even magic can get past them!
No.427571
Anonymous
Replies:>>427581>>427594
Image:160792393934.png(590kB, 720x540)TheNightmareBegins-64-TallestPurpleCuteSmirk.png
>>427567
At last you see things our way. Now dance.
No.427572
Anonymous
Replies:>>427577>>427596
Image:160792401238.png(2.06MB, 1334x750)IMG_8584.PNG
>>427556
No biggie. Just keep me posted. I mean this effects me too after all.
>>427570
Dude our security is literally a box and a padlock. Also a hope corgi watching it
No.427573
Anonymous
Replies:>>427584
Image:160792401565.jpg(134kB, 790x1200)daec2e396c99a0eee4172e31798fbd40.jpg
>>427554
>>427558
I'll be giving you encouragement from outside this race gentlemen.
I dont think it's illegal to have a little eye in the sky, just in case...
Also...
>>427519
Blacksad, Is there anything new about the Ramses case?
No.427574
Anonymous
Image:160792423025.png(372kB, 503x639)she's quite the catch.png
>So we're up against two butlers? Sounds easy enough...
>Hehehehe
>Why are you laughing, Jimmy?
>Heh heh, BUTT-ler! Ha!
>I'm starting to question what it is about you I like.
No.427575
Anonymous
Replies:>>427583>>427598
Image:160792436237.png(158kB, 637x483)henchgwen_ah.png
>>427527
>"Oh, huh... well buckle up for a bit of disappointment, it looks like I didn't grab cocoa. I think I grabbed coffee instead. 'Wilkins'? Sounds old-timey."
>>427526
>"Dude, no need to make things out to be so dramatic... I mean I guess that's kind of the point of this whole thing is drama but, I think things are going just fine."
>"Jack and I are just out here having fun in the race, taking it nice and easy... er, not literally, I mean we're trying to go pretty fast, but you know what I mean."
>>427531
>"Hey, don't knock yourself. You're a super-genius with a rad garage and a killer triple axel. You're practically the closest thing your show has to a Tony Stark, trust me you'd do fine with girls."
No.427576
Anonymous
Replies:>>427590
Image:160792442682.jpg(42kB, 600x318)Spoiler image
>>427538
Shall we test your might?
No.427577
Anonymous
Replies:>>427607
Image:160792442989.jpg(316kB, 840x1663)120-1200996_don-total-drama-presents-the-ridonculous-race.png
>>427572
It's a magic box.
No.427578
Anonymous
Replies:>>427587
Image:160792451389.jpg(295kB, 1200x667)SCAM warehouse.jpg
K: I'm Sea Crab!
S: And I'm Man!
Both: And we're Sea Crab and Man Incorporated!
S: We're coming to you from one of our many SCAM warehouses that we totally own to thank all our loyal investors!
K: Thanks to you, our loyal investors, we've made it to Round 1, and profits are through the roof!
S: Anyone who didn't invest in SCAM stock while it was priced the lowest it'll ever be really missed out!
K: But don't worry! The cost of one vote may have risen but it's still reasonably priced!
S: But don't wait! The price, and profits for our existing shareholders, are only skyrocketing!
K: To sweeten the deal, we're including a commemorative Round 1 SCAM souvenir cup with every purchase of a large Mystery Patty meal! While supplies last.
S: All you gotta do to get this sweet deal is show proof you voted for SCAM Inc. in Round 1. That's literally it! Couldn't be easier! I know some of you still won't do it.
K: And that's a-okay with me! They'll just make our current investors richer next round! AAARRARRARRARRARRARRARR!!
S: Get those votes in, and we'll see you in the next round!
No.427579
Anonymous
Replies:>>427588
Ruber is going to get to round 2, he has a plan
No.427581
Anonymous
Replies:>>427589>>427593>>427623
Image:160792467167.png(346kB, 394x453)1567960238937.png
>>427571
MY TALLEST, MY TALLEST, MY TALLEST, MY TALLEST! I'M IN THE RACE TOO, MY TALLEST! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! ARE YOU LOOKING, MY TALLEST!?
No.427582
Anonymous
Replies:>>427585
Did anyone make a /co thread to get more voter in
No.427583
Anonymous
Replies:>>427598>>427616>>427629
Image:160792475658.jpg(80kB, 820x744)92-929953_don-total-drama-total-drama-new-host.png
>>427531
>>427575
Now ain't that just sweet.
>>427515
How about you two cra- i mean, lovely ladies? What do you hope to accomplish?
No.427584
Anonymous
Image:160792481211.jpg(317kB, 1151x2048)IMG_20200622_060230.jpg
>>427573
No, but he seems quiet. Too quiet... I just hope Wildcat and Daphne are okay.
No.427585
Anonymous
>>427582
You're welcome to if you want.
No.427586
Anonymous
Replies:>>427623
Image:160792498375.png(507kB, 720x540)TheNightmareBegins-18-TallestRedSuperSnarky.png
>>427557
Hey, we're only here to prove how superior we are. Don't get any wrong ideas.
No.427587
Anonymous
Replies:>>427606>>427733
Image:160792508521.png(267kB, 554x459)danger_mouse_2.png
>>427563
Over? This is the beginning of our rise to the top!

>>427564
You don't have a vote nor a car to your name in this. Why don't you head off before the humiliation gets too much to bear?

>>427578
Bribery, eh? Just the kind of cheap tactic I'd expect from a pair of bottom feeders - in the Sea Crab's case, literally.
No.427588
Anonymous
Replies:>>427591
Image:160792509547.png(1.06MB, 988x934)Screen Shot 2020-12-14 at 12.50.26 AM.png
>>427579
Does it include me?
No.427589
Anonymous
Image:160792511364.jpg(17kB, 240x240)blitzoargue.jpg
>>427581
Hey bitch! Stop paying attention to them and pay more attention to me! Your OPPONENT WHO'S GOING TO SHOOT YOU! HELLOOOOOO?
No.427590
Anonymous
Replies:>>427597
Image:160792513251.jpg(92kB, 1545x869)1569863903443.jpg
>>427576
Y-you gotta give me a m-motivator.
No.427591
Anonymous
>>427588
Hopefully
No.427592
Anonymous
Replies:>>427595>>427604>>427616>>427618>>427620>>427621
Image:160792527333.jpg(15kB, 300x300)Jer3.JPG.jpg
>>427580

>Jerry we barely made it!
>I heard you Alfred!
>No time for investigations, I'll take the wheels!
>Seems like we're facing off against a young lad and a girl?
>Don't underestimate the girl Jerry! She can cook up gadgets that rival your WOOHP's.
>Seems like our work would be easier if we go further in the tourney. Let's hope we take the lead. Let's use the WOOHPNITRO-SPEEDSTER!
No.427593
Anonymous
Replies:>>427612
Image:160792528079.png(633kB, 720x540)TheNightmareBegins-24-TallestRedStrugglingWithWords.png
>>427581
Red: Oh God damnit.
Purple: Uh, why don't you go stare into that imp's gun. Make sure it doesn't have any bullets to harm us.
Red: And leave your supplies to us. We don't want you to loose them in case something goes wrong.
No.427594
Anonymous
Replies:>>427607>>427613
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>>427571
>Rather than dancing, Belos knocks on the bars.

I do wonder how durable this is.

>>427570
You'll have to be more specific than THAT.
No.427595
Anonymous
Replies:>>427626
>>427592
>Jerryposter is here

BASED
No.427596
Anonymous
Replies:>>427599
Image:160792538897.png(513kB, 1280x718)S1e16_something_about_you.png
>>427572
Hey kid, did I deliver or did I deliver? So how is it going with the girl? You divorced yet? Hahahaha hide your stuff.
No.427597
Anonymous
Replies:>>427609
>>427590
aren't you a knight? Eternal Defender of hornyness?
Free this sword from it cage and every woman in fiction and reality will be attracted to you
FULFILL YOUR DESTINY AS THE UBBERCOOMER
No.427598
Anonymous
Replies:>>427616
Image:160792543946.png(1.01MB, 1334x750)IMG_8132.PNG
>>427575
Thanks, that means a lot coming from you... And sure, Wilkins is fine. I don't think it'll be too bad.
>>427583
Kinda ruining a moment here...
No.427599
Anonymous
Replies:>>427615
Image:160792551639.png(2.55MB, 1334x750)IMG_8275.PNG
>>427596
It's going alright. Thanks for the help in the qualifiers.

Dude this is only our second date.
No.427600
Anonymous
Replies:>>427623
I need a one-liner, something sarcastic Zone would say to Shuma-Gorath
No.427602
Anonymous
Replies:>>427605>>427624
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>>427520
Hah! Lot of tough talk coming from a so-called super-villain who couldn't even make it past the Qualifiers. As far as the 'peoples choice' boned people over, I'd still say I'm doing better than you.
This butterfly's as sharp and as deadly as the name implies, Belos. I'm an A-lister, I can take the blows as they come.
>>427523
Hah! Good luck with that, 'genius', considering who you're paired with. Some forewarning: I hope you have child locks on all of your vehicles. FIRST DAY in the Cocoon, 69 flooded my hangar, set the lower-decks on fire, AND broke my web-cam. I've lost track of how much other stuff she's broken just going around the place, you basically partnered up with a Deedee in a butterfly costume.
No.427603
Anonymous
Replies:>>427698
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>>427457
Thanks for fucking me last night Batman.

I knew dressing up as Oswald's wife would definitely be worth it.
No.427604
Anonymous
Replies:>>427626
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>>427592
Jerry!
Looks like everybody is coming back for action
No.427605
Anonymous
Image:160792581698.gif(165kB, 240x184)IMG_8306.GIF
>>427602
Oh please, it'll take a lot more than that to stop me.
I have this stuff secured and locked tighter than fort knox!
No.427606
Anonymous
Image:160792582935.jpg(46kB, 480x480)2923668-images__51_.jpg
>>427587
I wouldn't expect a pipsqueak like you to understand what a promotion is. Why would anyone invest in your company? You do have a company, dontcha? Cuz if ya don't, I don't know why I'm wastin' time with ya. I spent my whole career dealing with tiny nuisances, and at this point I'm an expert. Now scram before the health inspector thinks we have a rat problem!
No.427607
Anonymous
Replies:>>427624
Image:160792590817.png(41kB, 354x664)92-929953_don-total-drama-total-drama-new-host (1).png
>>427594
Like i said here >>427577
Magic box.
No.427608
Anonymous
Replies:>>427610>>427611
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>>427501
>>427298
Here’s Team Fake Santas in their sweet ride!
No.427609
Anonymous
Replies:>>427623
Image:160792596393.jpg(547kB, 1717x2242)1604866104125.jpg
>>427597
Eh... alright, I'll try. S-sounds too good to be true though.
I'll d-do it for Zone-tan!
No.427610
Anonymous
>>427608
cute art anon!
No.427611
Anonymous
>>427608
Aaaawwww sweet!
No.427612
Anonymous
Replies:>>427619>>427630
Image:160792611242.png(34kB, 150x150)1567792266485.png
>>427593
OF COURSE, MY TALLEST! GIR! STICK YOUR HEAD INTO THAT GUN!
No.427613
Anonymous
Replies:>>427624
Image:160792620330.png(564kB, 720x540)TheNightmareBegins-28-TallestPurpleDramatic.png
>>427594
Red: Maybe he needs some motivation.
Purple: Can someone put on some funky tunes!?
No.427614
Anonymous
Replies:>>427621
Image:160792622015.jpg(16kB, 480x360)hqdefault.jpg
>>427446
I voted during the last minutes of the tourney.
Voted for you and Shake.

>Jerry, may I inquire about why you are smiling?
>Just keeping up and old rivalry, dear friend.
No.427615
Anonymous
Replies:>>427617
Image:160792622219.jpg(46kB, 640x480)6da3a7ad288992661e1e942f8965ee7c.jpg
>>427599
>Dude this is only our second date.
When you're right, you're right kid. This is the time to show off ALL your stuff and seal the deal, then after the wedding hide it all offshore. If you can find a buddy who lives on the ocean floor, that's the perfect hiding spot.
No.427616
Anonymous
Replies:>>427620>>427626
Image:160792628684.png(258kB, 453x832)henchgwen_unsure.png
>>427583
>"Yes. I'm very, very sweet."
>>427598
>"Hey, no problem."
>"Though, I was really kinda hoping for cocoa. I've got a funny feeling about this Wilkins Coffee. I can't explain it, it feels... kinda cursed. Like, 'explodey' cursed."
>>427592
>"Jerry! You made it! Ohmigosh, how are you feeling? After the wedding no one would even let us see you, you were so messed up."
No.427617
Anonymous
Replies:>>427622
Image:160792634358.jpg(210kB, 1280x720)IMG_8781.JPG
>>427615
I may be bad with girls but even I know this is bad advice...
No.427618
Anonymous
Replies:>>427626
Image:160792652274.png(459kB, 821x689)jh.png
>>427592
>The role of a butler really suits Alfred, don't you think, Jimmy?
>Why's that Heloise?
>Because he'll always be behind us~
>Oh? OH! You made a butt joke! Ha!
No.427619
Anonymous
Image:160792654746.png(653kB, 720x540)BackseatDrivers-UnamusedTallest.png
>>427612
Red: Of coarse he sends the robot to do it.
Purple: At least we got him off our backs.
No.427620
Anonymous
Replies:>>427626>>427647
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>>427592
Hey, old man you made it!
>>427616
Should we even be drinking it then?
No.427621
Anonymous
Replies:>>427646>>427648
Image:160792673649.jpg(7kB, 259x194)not amused.jpg
>>427614
>>427592
JERRY! You absolute, unironic son of a bitch! I was hoping you'd make it here.
You have much to answer for what I underwent while I was in WOOHP custody. After your reckless sacrifice at the wedding I was afraid I'd miss my chance to repay you for everything. But now, it seems fate has delivered unto me a chance to even the score.

Do you have any idea what it is like to constantly be on the run from a 7-foot black monolith of a man who will stop at nothing to defile your shithole? Or to be vored by a 40 year old tabby-cat and have to fight my way out of an acidic death trap just to see the light of day? Oh, how I've been praying for you to show up to this thing, Jerry.
No.427622
Anonymous
Replies:>>427625>>427632
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>>427617
Hey, between us two which of us has been successfully divorced? That's right, this guy. I bet you haven't even been divorced ONCE! Just keep what I said in mind. Demonstrate value. And if you haven't engaged physically or nurtured dependence yet, you're freefalling into the friendzone, kid. Get to it! I'm rootin' for ya!
No.427623
Anonymous
Replies:>>427627>>427630>>427631>>427634
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>>427586
Whatever you say, average heightest. I don't have any more assumption puns to make sooooo, eat a dick.

>>427581
Hey Zim, how would you like for me to duplicate you so that the Tallest can be reminded of how great you are, all the time?

>>427600
I'd never use sarcasm towards the one I love

>>427609
I like you much better than Dave. After this is over, do you want a job at ZTV News?
No.427624
Anonymous
Replies:>>427628>>427634>>427638
Image:160792683747.jpg(8kB, 175x289)belosfi.jpeg
>>427607
Do you take me for a fool?

There are many kinds of magic out there, and you still didn't elaborate.

I'm starting to consider if I was better off speaking with the radio demon. Least he knows this system more than you.

>>427602
Doing better in the tournament, I'll give you that. But how long will it be before you, your wife, and all of your henchman in this contest are wriggling like fish out of water?

I am fascinated to see you once victory is snatched away from your grasp.

>>427613
Really, for such highly advanced beings as you so claim, this cagework seems so shoddy!

>There's something starting to glow on his finger...
No.427625
Anonymous
Replies:>>427639
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>>427622
Successfully divorced? Hang on a second...that hair...that NOSE...
Stan Pines? THAT Stan Pines?
No.427626
Anonymous
Replies:>>427632>>427643>>427647
Image:160792697343.jpg(7kB, 259x194)images.jpg
>>427595
Nearly missed it all.

>>427604
Hurt but not dead, as long as I can stand... I will help the true allies of Justice!

>>427616
The double quads nearly took my life, but I am still recovering. In a way we should thank the Janitors. By exiling us here, the power of GETS are barely enough to put me in harm's way... for now at least.

>>427620
Glad to see you made it with Gwen!

>>427618
>Alfred: "I also take out the thrash, miss Heloise. Now if you would kindly step aside..."
No.427627
Anonymous
Replies:>>427654
>>427623
>I'd never use sarcasm towards the one I love
What would you say to him?
No.427628
Anonymous
Image:160792713282.jpg(7kB, 225x225)download (2).jpg
>>427624
OK then, talk to the demon. You'd get the same response anyway.
No.427629
Anonymous
Replies:>>427648
Image:160792718361.png(707kB, 923x1009)queans.png
>>427583
>What do you hope to accomplish?
Hopefully we will have our revenge and kill Simon Laurent or otherwise be instrumental to his eventual death! And...we'll also like to win this tourney too. We've been loving the spirit so far!
Oh, and Ashi here is getting adjusted to living outside of nightmare futuristic hellscape. She's just got her first Christmas present!
No.427630
Anonymous
Replies:>>427636>>427637>>427654
Image:160792718640.jpg(86kB, 1334x750)blitzogunnn.jpg
>>427612
Hahahahaha, you've made this too easy already! OPEN WIDE!

>BANG!

>>427623
Oh shut the hell up about duplication, lady! Do it AFTER the results come in of me beating his little ass up!
No.427631
Anonymous
Replies:>>427641>>427654
Image:160792724421.jpg(45kB, 680x708)1572415647801.jpg
>>427623
R-really?
Heh, m-maybe that sword trick worked after all. I'd love t-to work with you, Zone-tan!
No.427632
Anonymous
Replies:>>427639>>427650
Image:160792735884.jpg(31kB, 480x360)1E21F248-344F-48FB-B4A7-69381AC1F48C.jpeg
>>427622
I’d prefer not to be divorced at all.... I think you should stick to business, and leave love advice to something else
>>427626
I’m glad I got in with her too. How’s the do gooding?
No.427633
Anonymous
Replies:>>427641>>427642
>tfw we have a relatable, everyday protagonist and it’s Coomer
No.427634
Anonymous
Replies:>>427654>>427659>>427699
Image:160792746411.png(627kB, 720x540)BackseatDrivers-RedHasAHeadache.png
>>427623
Red: "Average Heightest"? How dare you.
Purple: "Eat a dick"? What the hell are you talking about? Who's dick?
>>427624
Red: Oh yeah, we got that cage yesterday off of eBay.
Purple: We got it just for you.
No.427635
Anonymous
Image:160792755017.jpg(33kB, 400x435)deertimesleepy.jpg
>The stag has fallen asleep at a work desk. He'll be bright and ready for more tomorrow.
No.427636
Anonymous
Replies:>>427653
Image:160792755726.jpg(229kB, 1185x1332)1580259765355.jpg
>>427630
>I CAN'T FEEL A THING~ AND MY HEAD IS STUCK... YAAAAAAAY!
No.427637
Anonymous
Replies:>>427644>>427653
Image:160792766811.png(205kB, 565x289)nhgfghujytyuj.png
>>427630
No.427638
Anonymous
Replies:>>427640>>427659
Image:160792773177.jpg(25kB, 736x414)luz03.jpg
>>427624
>pic
A-ah! Let me go - we're on ceasefire ground right now!
No.427639
Anonymous
Replies:>>427645>>427651
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>>427632
>I’d prefer not to be divorced at all
Without some proper guidance, you may not even get the chance, kid. Who's gonna help ya? Her cape-wearing dad? Pretty sure he hates ya, and everyone and everything except his smokeshow of a wife. Which is understandable. She's smoking.

>>427625
...Uuuhh, depends on who's asking, and how angry they are. There's two of us, you know. I'm the one you're NOT asking for in an accusing tone.
No.427640
Anonymous
Replies:>>427659>>427667
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>>427638
H-hey, let my teammate go! Even if I hate our team name, we’re still partners!
If you don’t, I’ll break out the moves Jack taught me!
No.427641
Anonymous
Replies:>>427657>>427671
Image:160792796924.jpg(659kB, 2216x1294)Spoiler image
>>427631
>>427633
>Then, he became the most powerful and atractive man in the universe...
No.427642
Anonymous
Image:160792798858.jpg(88kB, 730x838)1592508830590.jpg
>>427633
J-just beating off time like everyone else I guess.
No.427643
Anonymous
Image:160792800757.png(804kB, 903x661)jh.png
>>427626
>Well, make sure to throw yourself and your lame car in with the rest of the garbage!
>And always remember to recycle~
>Shut up, Jimmy. We're insulting them, don't give them environmental advice.
No.427644
Anonymous
Replies:>>427653
Image:160792814427.jpg(9kB, 236x337)1567789926726.jpg
>>427637
>Gir, if you don't stop being dead, I won't let you watch your soap operas tonight.
No.427645
Anonymous
Image:160792816368.png(1.19MB, 1792x828)7C5EED1A-DF4E-44B9-9238-B9EB6FCA63F6.png
>>427639
He’s not her dad. At least I don’t think he is.
Some of the stuff he’s done would be even worse if he was.

Going for divorce number 3?
No.427646
Anonymous
Replies:>>427666
Image:160792817576.png(127kB, 360x450)AlfredDCAU.png
>>427621
>Alfred: "While I do understand in your sentiment of frustration mister The Monarch, I would advise against reminding Jerry more of your misfortunes. Your tales have made him laugh so much he has opened all his cicatrised wounds. I am afraid it will be all for now from both of us. I will book us a room at a nearby hotel and rest for the night."
No.427647
Anonymous
Replies:>>427649
Image:160792823269.png(139kB, 565x692)henchgwen_think2.png
>>427620
>"I'm not sure, I'm tempted to just chuck it out the window but it feels like NOT drinking it is the dangerous part. Seems contradictory, either you drink weird voodoo coffee or you don't and something bad happens. Who would make something like this?"
>>427626
>"Well, I'm really glad to see you're okay, but I kinda miss the GETS. Not that they really ever agreed with me anyways, but I thought I was getting better at them. Still, this'll be even more fun with you around. Good luck in the race!"
No.427648
Anonymous
Replies:>>427656>>427666
Image:160792827831.png(45kB, 360x360)Don_Staticc.png
>>427629
Yikes. I expected this kind of evil presence from the demons. Moving on.
>>427621
So, Monarch, how's the wife? And how are you two enjoying you new partners?
No.427649
Anonymous
Replies:>>427655
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>>427647
... I should have brought the Hodoku mouse for mistakes.
And I know some people who might. Just pass a mug I can try it.
No.427650
Anonymous
Image:160792839611.png(147kB, 1024x2048)c9306fa58eeb7936d9195205e8f81fe2.png
>>427632
>Alfred: "I am sorry, it seems like Jerry cannot answer himself your question, but I can assure you he has been occupied working with the Justice League... keep it for yourself... but we are here on a mission. I am sure he will share more about it tomorrow with you and miss Gwen."
No.427651
Anonymous
Replies:>>427664
Image:160792842470.jpg(532kB, 640x907)9E1840F2-DB70-4642-96D6-436BD85F594D.jpeg
>>427639
No, you’re definitely the one I’m thinking of, but if you don’t recognize me, well..
Just remember, my name’s Eda, NOT Marilyn, and I DEFINITELY didn’t have anything to do with your first divorce. Got it?
No.427653
Anonymous
Image:160792858238.jpg(22kB, 480x360)blitzodontbe.jpg
>>427636
>>427637
>>427644
Well shit on a biscuit! I put the bolt bucket down...and now this gun is currently useless now with his big ass head stuck in it!

Moxxie? Millie? Are you done kicking the hell out of that kid and his pet plank? I need assistance here!
No.427654
Anonymous
Replies:>>427662>>427663
Image:160792859479.png(335kB, 680x757)210.png
>>427627
I'd probably say something like
>Look at you Sugar Gorilla, all those tentacles and yet you still can't manage to hold a victory for shit in comics
But I would never say that because my love for my precious Shuma Gorath transcends time and space

>>427630
Nah I don't think I will. Helluva Boss? More like helluva pain in the ass.

>>427631
Same to you coomer. Your fapping skills will get you far in life so keep up the good work

>>427634
I'm pretty sure Dick is the first Robin. He didn't make it into the tournament so please eat him.
No.427655
Anonymous
Replies:>>427658
Image:160792887163.png(235kB, 712x558)henchgwen_scared.png
>>427649
>"Alright, good luck. If you feel explodey at all, try to give me a warning first so I can get ready to... do something that might let me survive that, I guess. Finger's crossed!"
>*passes mug*
No.427656
Anonymous
Image:160792887356.jpg(81kB, 895x847)gracedress.jpeg
>>427648
Well, technically my partner is half a demon? I guess that counts?
No.427657
Anonymous
Replies:>>427661>>427665>>427667>>427671>>427884
Image:160792897531.jpg(732kB, 2216x1294)treasoon.jpg
>>427641
>But, he fell from its grace seconds later...

Carl Orff - O Fortuna ~ Carmina Buranayoutube thumb
No.427658
Anonymous
Replies:>>427668
Image:160792911307.png(1.97MB, 1334x750)4D2DB3B6-ABDA-4D83-8CB8-43B85F97B344.png
>>427655
>*Siiiiiiip*

..... Tastes like a regular cup of coffee.... Old coffeee.
No.427659
Anonymous
Replies:>>427672
Image:160792915867.png(320kB, 610x472)Screen Shot 2020-12-14 at 12.58.22 AM.png
>>427638
>>427640
Well pardon me, humans! I was just testing to see just how ineffective my magic could be while inside of this little cage!

>The effect is now gone.

(Having that pic related effect on Luz at this time wasn't my intention, but I'll go along with it.)


>>427634
In a case like that.....hehehe, you really are more laughable than I thought.

>The Emperor teleports himself RIGHT out of the cage in a familiar 360 head spin. He is now gone.
No.427660
Anonymous
Replies:>>427860
Image:160792928438.jpg(277kB, 1237x1416)90137492.jpg
>>427548
That was beautiful
No.427661
Anonymous
Replies:>>427665
Image:160792939390.jpg(32kB, 720x480)yoih´hy.jpg
>>427657
You just got tricked by my new skills in the art of disguising and my silver tongue. Now the sword is mine, and before i go, let me tell you sir, your conviction led you to your beloved, not the sword.
No.427662
Anonymous
Replies:>>427667>>427669
Image:160792946086.png(624kB, 720x540)TheNightmareBegins-50-TallestRedSuperSmugGrin.png
>>427654
Red: We would like him fried and honey glazed.
Purple: With a side of Mountain Dew.
No.427663
Anonymous
Replies:>>427667
Image:160792949668.png(411kB, 940x906)zone-tan choice B_opt.png
>>427654
>>Look at you Sugar Gorilla, all those tentacles and yet you still can't manage to hold a victory for shit in comics
>But I would never say that because my love for my precious Shuma Gorath transcends time and space
Fine fine, This good?

>>427298
No.427664
Anonymous
Replies:>>427667
Image:160792952323.png(108kB, 600x716)Grunkle_stan_by_flashlight237-d6ep7b4.png
>>427651
Weird thing to say but I got it. You ever run into that treacherous, evil, backstabbing witch though, tell her to give me back my car. That's not an offensive thing to say to your people, right? Witch? It's hard enough keeping up with what's offensive on just Earth. These other dimensions are a completely new minefield.
No.427665
Anonymous
>>427657
>>427661
BASED RUBER
No.427666
Anonymous
Replies:>>427674>>427697
Image:160792965398.jpg(32kB, 363x272)the-venture-bros-the-monarch-cocoons-the-venture-brothers_large.jpg
>>427646
And who are you, the freaking help? Oh, poor little creepy old-man Jerry still feeling a little under the weather and needs an assistant? Well, you tell him this, Mr. The Butler: soon as he's lucid and perfectly capable of understanding the horrible sting of revenge the Monarch's prepared, he should prepare himself for a storm unlike he's ever witnessed.
>>427648
Well, the situation with MY partner should be obvious, Not-Chris. Shake's been blessedly quiet the past few hours so I've been enjoying that immensely, but I know it is only a matter of time before he starts jamming the radio with his custom rap album again. It's been as gruesome as one can imagine.
My wife, on the other hand, seems to be doing fine. She and Queen 2nd Place have just been having a grand old time without me. Apparently, the two of them got along great leading up to and after the Ms. /co/ Finals, even went out for a freaking drink afterwards. I guess Marvin and I really were taking our girls' triumph more seriously than they were at the time with that whole, interplanetary war thing.
No.427667
Anonymous
Replies:>>427670>>427676>>427678
Image:160793015133.jpg(617kB, 800x1200)1209347_linkerluis_nurse-zone-tan.jpg
>>427663
Its wonderful.
Seriously that looks really good

>>427657
Dammit coomer. Now I guess I'm stuck with Dave

>>427662
Coming right up midgets

>>427640
Hey Anne. Didn't you kill >>427664 already?
No.427668
Anonymous
Replies:>>427675>>427683
Image:160793017783.png(135kB, 566x456)henchgwen_peek2.png
>>427658
>"Huh. Really?"
>"Shoot. I'm actually sorta let down. Wait, that sounds really bad, not that I'm bummed over you not blowing up or anything! Just got myself all psyched up for an explosion. Well, down the hatch."
>"I guess nothing bad happens when you drink Wilkin's coffee. Go figure."
No.427669
Anonymous
Replies:>>427675>>427678
Image:160793023366.png(121kB, 284x281)1567315605366.png
>>427662
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO CAPTURE THIS DICK HUMAN FOR YOU MY TALLEST? I WILL MAKE HIM INTO THE MOST DELECTABLE OF SANDWICHES!
No.427670
Anonymous
Replies:>>427675
>>427667
I have it with the other dialogue you posted if you want me to post that.
>>Look at you Sugar Gorilla, all those tentacles and yet you still can't manage to hold a victory for shit in comics
No.427671
Anonymous
>>427298
>>427641
>>427657
No.427672
Anonymous
Image:160793046273.png(608kB, 720x540)TheNightmareBegins-53-TallestPurpleNervouslyLooksAtRed.png
>>427659
Purple: Should we tell him that the cage was used, like, a lot, and for sickening things?
Red: He'll find out once he realizes where that smell was coming from.
Purple: But now he's going to stink up the entire tournament.
Red: The staff will just have to give him a thorough cleaning.
Both: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
No.427674
Anonymous
Image:160793100605.jpg(104kB, 629x830)MV5BYWZiNTAyYzYtNWM3Yy00NTcwLWFhMTMtYmUyN2U5NTAyZjdiXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjAwMDg5NTc@._V1_UY1200_CR85,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg
>>427666
Well at least the girls are getting along. Just don't try anything to kill your partner until after this is all over.
That's all for today folks, this host has got to take his beauty sleep for the big race. See you all later.
No.427675
Anonymous
Replies:>>427679>>427681
Image:160793108887.png(1.07MB, 1573x2293)839515_gloomyacid_zone-tan.png
>>427670
Sure that'd be cool, but change the play on his name to Smegma Whorebath. I think that's cleverer and also that Sugar Gorilla is far too clean for her.

>>427668
Hey Gwen your comic just got cancelled a few minutes after you drank that coffee

>>427669
I'll help you Zim. Then afterwards you can give me that organ harvester in your PAK.
No.427676
Anonymous
Image:160793112017.jpg(113kB, 840x724)480-4809221_grunkle-stan-gravity-falls-grunkle-stan-hd-png.png
>>427667
Kill? Me? I think you got your facts wrong, toots. The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. That's from a movie. Die Hard, I think. Now excuse me while I find those good-for-nothing janitors. I swear you leave a slimier trail than the octopus thing.
No.427677
Anonymous
Replies:>>427680>>427682>>427688
Image:160793129858.jpg(19kB, 474x316)toph.jpg
Where's the dino.
No.427678
Anonymous
Replies:>>427689
Image:160793130537.png(478kB, 720x540)TheNightmareBegins-17-TallestSmugRed-PurpleRubsEyes.png
>>427667
Red: We will be waiting.
>>427669
Red: Just go to hell. And uh, battle your enemy in his homeland or something.
Purple: I'm getting sleepy. See you later.
Red: I better get to bed too. Do not disturb us.
No.427679
Anonymous
Replies:>>427713
Image:160793148583.png(436kB, 940x906)zone-tan choice A_opt.png
>>427675
>>427298
No.427680
Anonymous
>>427677
made me laugh
No.427681
Anonymous
Replies:>>427683>>427689
Image:160793175459.png(219kB, 675x1184)henchgwen_crying.png
>>427675
>"What?! No! I didn't even know I GOT a new run on anything recently, have I been henching for that long?!"
>"I thought bad things wouldn't happen if you drank Wilkins, but the curse got me anyway! Why did you betray me, coffee?!"
No.427682
Anonymous
Replies:>>427684>>427695>>427718
Image:160793193543.jpg(185kB, 537x465)6EBDAFEE-D673-41C9-9AA0-90C0FAC78312.jpeg
>>427677
Uh guh?
No.427683
Anonymous
Replies:>>427718
Image:160793202889.png(1.02MB, 1265x1920)2360ADD5-0AF5-4FD4-912E-0B1FDDAB966E.png
>>427668
That’s good at least. I was expecting something bad to happen.
>>427681
Dude, it’s Marvel. You’ll get another run in like a week.
Then it’ll be canceled again and the entire thing will repeat with worsening dialogue and bad art
No.427684
Anonymous
Replies:>>427685
Image:160793213515.jpg(32kB, 630x480)toph2.jpg
>>427682
Uh, yeah. She's mine this time, Grug! Don't stand in my way!
No.427685
Anonymous
Replies:>>427686>>427688>>427695>>427718
Image:160793227144.jpg(278kB, 558x668)8B259428-440D-4739-ABE2-2DE93FA62A22.jpeg
>>427684
Ga tee lug? Tuh?
MO.
No.427686
Anonymous
Replies:>>427688
Image:160793265570.png(293kB, 534x764)toph001.png
>>427685
Um, yeah, yeah. Right. I think I'll leave the daredevil to you. I'm gonna hand out my payback personally to your girl. I'll show everyone she was a fluke.
No.427687
Anonymous
Replies:>>427809
>>427548

What makes a character an underdog?
No.427688
Anonymous
Replies:>>427690>>427695
Image:160793365534.jpg(68kB, 1280x720)EDF292E6-730E-464C-9219-FBFB572C0F2D.jpeg
>>427677
>>427685
>>427686
No.427689
Anonymous
Image:160793408546.jpg(56kB, 894x894)zone_tan_by_tkeio-d8w1b7l.jpg
>>427678
You'll get him soon enough.

>>427681
Now you know why Wilkins switched over to Red Diamond Coffee

I'm getting sleepy, I think I'll go to bed. I hope that I have dreams of my hubbie Shuma Gorath.
No.427690
Anonymous
Replies:>>427736
Image:160793478764.png(259kB, 489x651)jim.png
>>427688
Oooh! Dinosaur! Can I pet it? Huh? Can I?
No.427692
Dick
Image:160793854081.jpg(478kB, 2500x1406)Scoob_Minions_Konstad_9_4_2015.jpg
Nyeh heh he heh heh! Brings back memories doesn't it, Muttley? Except this time, we have a bit more of a helping hand at our side.
*Pushes communication button on the dashboard.*
You know your orders, rotten bots! Lay the traps! Prepare the ambushes! Knock anyone you can out of the race!
No.427693
Anonymous
Image:160794126933.jpg(755kB, 1920x2463)44pr1a5fggb51.jpg
Friendly reminder to vote for the prince and princess of the Fire Nation. Especially if you happen to be a citizen of the Fire Nation or any of its occupied provinces.
No.427695
SPANG GEER
>>427682
>>427685
>>427688
WE ARE HERE TO ASSIST YOU GREAT SPEAR AND FANG
No.427696
Anonymous
Replies:>>427700>>427718>>427726
Image:160794329658.png(188kB, 540x399)PipHappy.jpg
Oh dear, I lost. That will not please Mr. Monarch or Ms. Gwen at all, not at all. Oh, but we beat Cartman and Kyle, isn't that great Butters.
No.427697
Anonymous
Replies:>>427726
Image:160794368309.jpg(85kB, 720x815)Fistbump.jpg
>>427666
Last time I checked, my show had half a million more viewers than yours. We hit top 5 seeds so when we win, I'll be gracious enough to let you have the trophy. A deal is a deal though. No harassing you, just our opponents. Jack Spicer will be a virgin for life. Now pound it. Also, which of my albums would you like to hear?
No.427698
Anonymous
Replies:>>427722
Image:160794388565.jpg(171kB, 518x361)D6998E58-9F01-4AB8-8B60-908BB84B1A5F.jpeg
>>427603
Well I’ll still take that as a win just not an intended one
No.427699
Anonymous
Replies:>>427742
Image:160794423837.png(226kB, 278x666)AEDE1344-6F8C-4BC9-901C-6D1589B4036B.png
>>427634
How’s it going tallest
No.427700
Anonymous
Replies:>>427701>>427702
Image:160794508943.gif(997kB, 384x270)Chaos.gif
>>427696
No.427701
Anonymous
Image:160794676354.png(65kB, 774x559)B3442AEB-F48C-4200-9084-43CDDD1F6A7E.png
>>427700
Oh looky here, this big bad villain seems to have not made it in
No.427702
Anonymous
Replies:>>427703
Image:160795082146.png(699kB, 900x2000)160211287610.png
>>427700
Yo, kid! You alright? I got experience in getting things outta small eye sockets if you need it...
No.427703
Anonymous
Replies:>>427704>>427706>>427726
Image:160795123232.gif(1.37MB, 1200x1200)Chaos.gif
>>427702
Don't touch me! None of you touch me! You all rejected Professor Chaos! One day next year, you all will suffer the fist of CHAOS! You will all be fisted! Ahaow! I'm going home before I get grounded.
No.427704
Anonymous
Replies:>>427705
Image:160795141225.png(134kB, 552x374)Stephen.jpg
>>427703
BUTTERS! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT PLANNING WORLD DOMINATION BY DESTROYING ALL THE VILLAINS TO BECOME THE SUPREME EVIL!?
No.427705
Anonymous
Replies:>>427707
Image:160795172179.jpg(46kB, 520x577)Chaos.jpg
>>427704
Oh, Hamburgers!
No.427706
Anonymous
Replies:>>427709>>427710>>427719
Image:160795191045.png(2.04MB, 1280x1280)7891421433.png
>>427703
Kid, I predict one day you're going to see a magical train appear in front of you.
My advice: Do NOT get on.
No.427707
Anonymous
Replies:>>427708
Image:160795211884.jpg(9kB, 222x228)Stephen.jpg
>>427705
OH, HAMBURGERS IS RIGHT MISTER BECAUSE YOU'RE GROUNDED! Go to your room. Wait until the Justice League hear about this one.
No.427708
Anonymous
Replies:>>427710
Image:160795247805.jpg(31kB, 305x235)Chaos.jpg
>>427707
Not the Justice League! Please Dad, I'm Sorry!
No.427709
Anonymous
Replies:>>427712
Image:160795284647.png(40kB, 228x249)12A8B372-F672-4B91-8879-1E4DFDEC4A5F.png
>>427706
Magic train? Strong Sad once said he went on a magic train at a young age before; those were the best 21 months of my life
No.427710
Anonymous
Replies:>>427712
Image:160795338184.jpg(13kB, 480x360)Stephen.jpg
>>427708
I'm afraid it's too late for apologies mister! I'm telling Gwenpool, Blue Beetle, Booster Gold, Starfire, Raven, Spider-man, Daredevil, and every other damn capeshitter in this competition to give you a stern talking to! Now go to your room immediately and take that shuriken out of your eye!
>>427706
Maybe he should get on that magical train! It might teach him a lesson about listening to his parents!

I'm sorry you all had to see that. He's been a very bad boy.
No.427712
Anonymous
Replies:>>427714
Image:160795429272.jpg(14kB, 225x225)grace3.jpeg
>>427709
How high did his number get- Oh wait, I'm not doing that anymore... Well, I never came across him during my time, but if One-One shows up again maybe you can ask him if he'll share stuff about your Strong Sad? I heard One-One records everything everyone does on the train, even the super embarrassing stuff.

>>427710
Yikes. On second thought, maybe you should let him on the train. He'll get a stern talking to alright. Tell him not to wheel n-denizens though! Or people!
No.427713
Anonymous
Replies:>>427716
Image:160795432774.jpg(92kB, 312x400)ShumaHugz.jpg
>>427679
No.427714
Anonymous
Replies:>>427719
Image:160795494783.png(17kB, 164x252)9D3EEBE9-EA2C-4568-ADE7-C35760DEC5CC.png
>>427712
Ooh a source of bribery, me likey me likey
No.427715
Anonymous
Replies:>>427720>>427860
>>427548
I'll be shocked if they manage to win over the 4th highest seed but it's legit a possibility since we don't have as many voters. Either way this speech is kino and I feel bad for voting Scam Inc now
No.427716
Anonymous
Image:160795742014.png(259kB, 800x1517)1585090122600.png
>>427713
Don't worry my love, I didn't mean a word of it
>Hugs Shuma Gorath
No.427718
Anonymous
Replies:>>427719
Image:160795753964.png(508kB, 1326x1242)henchgwen_point.png
>>427683
>"I mean, you're not wrong for most characters, but for me it's more like once a year, I-"
>"Uh... I mean, comic? What comic, I don't have a comic? What kind of ordinary villainous henchgirl has a comic?"
>>427685
>>427682
>"Yeah, you tell her Spear! Whatever it is you just said, you tell her!"
>>427696
>"Oh no, I'm sorry little guy. I guess even the voters don't give you a break... you're still cool to hang out with us though, even the Monarch won't let you go out on the streets hungry."
No.427719
Anonymous
Replies:>>427730>>427735
Image:160795872844.jpg(132kB, 962x1200)1585091991666.jpg
>>427718
>What kind of ordinary villainous henchgirl has a comic?
You

>>427706
I once saw a magical train appear in front of me. Then the drugs wore off.

>>427714
Hey Strong Bad, after this is over I want to enlist in the Homestarmy to take over Strong Badia. Where are the recruitment papers?
No.427720
Anonymous
Replies:>>427725
Image:160795915119.jpg(13kB, 191x264)b708510bb65df0ba7b0e56ad0d4a89c4.jpg
>>427715
Hello, my name is, uh, Eustace, uh... Krebs. I'm an experienced and loyal SCAM investor and don't regret my vote at all. The mouse knows some pretty words, but does he have stayin' power? Can he protect ya from the dino or the cup or the girl who doesn't wear pants? Can he even go toe to toe with the nameless farmers? If I were a bettin' man, I'd say "no". And if ya wanna take that wager, let's talk later hehe.

No, I trust SCAM Inc. with me LIFE. The founders are THE most trusted names in business for DECADES. Me and all me experienced investor friends all vote SCAM. It's the best investment you'll ever make now or in the future. Never regret a good investment.

Sincerely,
Eustace Krebs
No.427721
Anonymous
So none of you made a /co/ thread
No.427722
Anonymous
>>427698
Damn Felix you are a SLUT
No.427723
Anonymous
Replies:>>427724
>>427331
>Monarch and Master Shake
>Jimmy and Heloise
>Krabs and Pines
>Robotnik and Koopa
>Wallace and Gromit
>Scratch and Grounder

Dude, the based department is blowing up your phone. Are you going to answer?
No.427724
Anonymous
>>427723
Oh and Pepe and Kermit are based as fuck choices too
No.427725
Anonymous
Image:160796025779.jpg(51kB, 480x480)5880103-spongebob squarepants mr krabs.jpg
>>427720
Thank ya for yer ringing endorsement, Mr. Kra-- Mr. Krebs!

Ya hear that folks! Vote SCAM Inc. TODAY!
No.427726
Anonymous
Replies:>>427728>>427729>>427736>>427740
Image:160796048165.gif(119kB, 498x278)monarch_laghter.gif
>>427697
First of all, when your viewership numbers in the millions a mere 500,000 is practically nothing. Secondly, yeah no duh because your show takes like a tenth the time and effort it takes for Venture Bros to make an episode! Our animation and story require years of dedication, you're popping out 11 minute random farts every minute.
Whatever, just, keep the humor focused on our opposition and I'll be able to tolerate it. Also
>>427696
Ah, my lad, such is the trials and tribulations of life. As you grow older and your boyish optimism gives way to crumbling hatred of your enemies, you'll find life is often full of disappointments. I stand by my recruitment, however, my barracks will have you if the cold, cruel world will not, young Pip.
>>427703
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! First Belos, now Chaos, my enemies fall before me one by one! Take heed, Professor Chaos, for this is only a minor taste of the venom that the Monarch's sting possesses! Be grateful you have not come to know the full fury of his fluttering wingflaps, and cry yourself into a pillow of shame!


Also, MINIONS! Rise from your slumber, and get your asses to the poll! Vote for me, My Queen, and any of our Henchmen to victory, your Monarch demands it!
No.427727
Anonymous
Image:160796073099.png(794kB, 1355x1078)Kelsey Worried 2.png
>come on Kelsey. you and Jessica did made it in the tag team tournament.
>but you and her are going to against Jack Spicer and GwenPool in the first freakin' round.
>who got more votes/seeds than us during Qualifier.
>i have zero clue who these characters are.
>but i have to..
No.427728
Dick
Replies:>>427750>>427831>>427942
Image:160796085165.png(580kB, 789x657)Dick.png
>>427726
My mechanical menaces are sabotaging tracks and cars as we speak! Get on my level!
No.427729
Anonymous
Replies:>>427732>>427831
Image:160796091585.jpg(47kB, 960x540)Butters.jpg
>>427726
Hey it's But-I mean Professor Chaos. Sorry Monarch, we can't play anymore. My dad just grounded me for trying to destroy all villains. I can't leave until I get a stern talking to from all the capeshitters in this competition.
No.427730
Anonymous
Replies:>>427746
Image:160796102574.jpg(125kB, 416x581)E9CBBFE3-8462-4BB0-BA61-EBD4AFE786CD.jpeg
>>427719
Homestar should have a few laying around. I’d ask why you’d want to join such an army but I feel dirty just by talking to you so you go and do that while I go and take a shower
No.427731
Anonymous
Image:160796121705.jpg(36kB, 598x436)5a0c9772bf927ec79c7fb09ac3ff2821.jpg
Don't forget to support villainy for the win. And their lackeys.
No.427732
Anonymous
Image:160796135056.jpg(59kB, 1280x720)Stephen.jpg
>>427729
BUTTERS, QUIT TALKING OUT THE WINDOW! DON'T MAKE ME CALL RED HOOD MISTER!
No.427733
Anonymous
Replies:>>427738>>427740>>427860
Image:160796143550.jpg(139kB, 420x700)d1sa414-80eec7cd-24ac-4a65-8890-64006384f19c.jpg
>>427587
You've never taken loss Danger, your ego won't allow it. You're already making up the narrative to yourself despite the fact you only made it in due to a technicality with your name, and how you're going to pull off the lowest seed win in a tournament ever. You aren't even the reason you got in, your partner in this is. This is not going to be handled well by you.
The only question is are you going to use a gun, rope or another means after you hear the news
No.427734
Anonymous
Replies:>>427746>>427774
Image:160796164114.png(179kB, 360x360)6780C6C8-9A3D-4D1A-B66A-AC66244269BA.png
.......

So I have yet again gained my spot in a tournament...
No.427735
Anonymous
Replies:>>427746
Image:160796175057.png(145kB, 353x315)grace31.png
>>427719
>Then the drugs wore off
...good for you... I guess?
No.427736
Anonymous
Replies:>>427831
Image:160796197630.jpg(20kB, 300x300)195BAC89-62B3-4E6A-B990-C55CEE45C04F.jpeg
>>427690
>>427726
.....
No.427738
Anonymous
>>427733
>You aren't even the reason you got in, your partner in this is

lmao this
No.427740
Anonymous
Replies:>>427831
Image:160796218932.png(197kB, 443x516)Pip.jpg
>>427726
I already joined you sir. There is not much else I can do now that I didn't even qualify.
>>427733
>The only question is are you going to use a gun, rope or another means after you hear the news
Oh golly, I love paintball and jump rope.
No.427741
Anonymous
I can't believe you all made me vote for the Jannies but the other option was Star Vs
No.427742
Anonymous
Replies:>>427757
Image:160796261782.png(1,008kB, 1440x1080)Red_announcing_the_first_Organic_Sweep.png
>>427699
Purple: Huh? Who is this man?
Red: And what's with the deep fried Elvis look?
No.427743
Anonymous
Replies:>>427744>>427745>>427748>>427754
There's going to be like 40 votes unless you made a /co/ thread
And if you didn't you have no reason to complain about a low vote count or that certain character groupings won
No.427744
Anonymous
>>427743
Jannies keep wiping /co/ threads and we had one up for several hours yesterday.
No.427745
Anonymous
Replies:>>427747
>>427743
This.
Someone make a thread. I would but I'm a filthy phoneposter.
No.427746
Anonymous
Replies:>>427751>>427758
Image:160796308839.png(612kB, 2250x3000)666231_keyboard-draws_zone-tan.png
>>427730
I want to join the army so I can avenge the death of my father, Bennedetto, the popcorn air popper! Like Mulan only without the terrible remake.

>>427734
Hey Aku, what does it feel like to have your daughter be banging your worst enemy?

>>427735
Its not good because now I need new drugs.
No.427747
Anonymous
Replies:>>427756>>427759
>>427745
>I would but I'm a filthy phoneposter.
You're the right person to make a thread using lte then airplane mode it
Just a link to the google poll and here
No.427748
Anonymous
Replies:>>427755
>>427743
Even after all the kamikaze threads and thread link posts, we ended up with over 90 voters.
No.427749
Anonymous
Replies:>>427755
Here's the 4chan thread.

https://boards.4channel.org/co/thread/119656707
No.427750
Anonymous
Replies:>>427790
Image:160796351151.jpg(77kB, 1112x612)microwave.jpg
>>427728
Hey Waluigi, how does it feel not to be in Smash? It's going to hurt as bad as your Round 1 loss in a few hours.
>>427367
You and your partner better hope you don't come face to face with me or you're going in the microwave.
No.427751
Anonymous
Replies:>>427774
Image:160796355804.jpg(146kB, 640x588)FBCC9A82-10DA-499D-9235-2523CC3091EC.jpeg
>>427746
That crummy old popcorn machine was your father? I should’ve kicked it harder if I had that knowledge
No.427753
Anonymous
Replies:>>427763>>427764
>Two tag team links up

Dumbasses. This is why you wait and refresh.
No.427754
Anonymous
>>427743
I think it's too late to make /co/ threads. Almost everyone lost interest after the janny fucked us over, they probably aren't even actively looking for tournament threads anymore. Most people haven't even nominated their teams yet and we're already in round 1, so they wouldn't participate anyway if their team isn't there.
No.427755
Anonymous
>>427748
Because most of /co/ are normalfags who weren’t around when it was up
>>427749
Thank you anon, let’s hope it stays up an hour or two
No.427756
Anonymous
>>427747
Just started a thread. Don't worry.
No.427757
Anonymous
Replies:>>427765
Image:160796372528.jpg(240kB, 839x640)0BA1AFC0-F86B-41B5-9512-B6A714C1E8E8.jpeg
>>427742
I am Dick, I am the leader of all of these idiots
No.427758
Anonymous
Replies:>>427774>>427779
Image:160796389735.jpg(162kB, 620x348)td_ridonculousrace_620x348.jpg
>>427746
Haven't you heard? Jack is in bed with Simon now.
No.427759
Anonymous
Replies:>>427761
>>427747
>Posting from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse

Welp, I tried
No.427760
Anonymous
Replies:>>427762
Image:160796410688.png(539kB, 688x554)deercheers.png
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen! Even in the nuclear fallout next to us, it sure it looking like a mighty fine day to vote!

You folks looking for more coupons to either hoard for yourself or give to your loved ones for the holidays? Well then you better head down and vote for Bill Cipher and I to advance to the next round!

Oh, and don't forget to vote for Hell's Princesses! Because how could you say no to their little faces?
No.427761
Anonymous
>>427759
Don’t worry we got one up
No.427762
Anonymous
Replies:>>427774>>427775
Image:160796425446.jpg(89kB, 640x464)A4ED3361-2D74-49F0-8BAF-28B6073A7FD1.jpeg
>>427760
I am Optimus Primal of #Bettercartoons Theads fame and I approve of this message
No.427763
Anonymous
Replies:>>427767
>>427753
Oh no, are we hurting anyone? No? Then shut up.
No.427764
Anonymous
>>427753
I don't see two threads
No.427765
Anonymous
Replies:>>427766
Image:160796450338.png(506kB, 720x540)DibsWonderfulLife-TallestSuperCuteLooks.png
>>427757
Purple: What idiots? The magic idiots, the monarch idiots, or...
Red: Can you be more specific.
No.427766
Anonymous
Replies:>>427774>>427781
Image:160796464138.jpg(72kB, 500x500)81867F12-F21C-48E4-ACFC-3D96F1D6AEB8.jpeg
>>427765
When I said all I meant all
No.427767
Anonymous
Replies:>>427768
>>427763
We don't need to give the janny ammunition.
No.427768
Anonymous
>>427767
Yeah, people should try to avoid posting anything too meta like "since retarded jannies deleted it last time..."
No.427770
Anonymous
Replies:>>427771>>427772
Image:160796480160.png(206kB, 301x495)1594141228119.png
*yawn*
So who was today's opponent?
>MiB
Yuck! No two grown 'men in black' will get between me and Jackie-dear!
No.427771
Anonymous
Replies:>>427777
>>427770
Lol you’re both getting blacked
No.427772
Anonymous
Replies:>>427777
>>427770
Extradimensional elves are technically aliens. Gotta blast em.
No.427773
Anonymous
Replies:>>427778
Image:160796500677.png(634kB, 823x1147)no one likes beezy.png
Aww, shame Lucius didn't make it.
I had some fun ideas for him.
If anyone has any ideas for Jimmy and Heloise let me know.
No.427774
Anonymous
Replies:>>427781
Image:160796502645.png(291kB, 866x923)zone_tan_and_chemicals_by_satokokuroko_d6tduzl-pre.png
>>427751
You'll be sorry when I join the Homestarmy!

>>427758
Ok then let me rephrase the question

>>427734
Hey Aku, what's it like to be the father to a cuck?

>>427762
HAIL MEGATRON! I even modeled my wardrobe after him. Shame I couldn't persuade Zone himself to change the skull logo to a T-Rex though. A shame, yes.

>>427766
Well you didn't say all idiots, you said all THESE idiots. Which idiots count as these?
No.427775
Anonymous
>>427762
Aw shit, i know this guy. I have his toy somewhere in my house. I could never get him to transform without the manual though. I should check out those 3Bettercartoons threads.
No.427776
OswaldBro
Replies:>>427784>>427808
Image:160796540038.jpg(38kB, 500x300)05836848039ae33cd632874270c3e4f2.jpg
Racing Log. Day 1.

After several grueling hours, my partner for this race was voted to be my overachieving brother Mickey Mouse. Though I'm not really surprised. I mean everyone really loves us being together. We were like the Power Team or something like that.

We ended up upgrading the trolley even more after the votes were counted. We ended up getting better wheels for the trolley to help us get through the race track better. We also tried getting rid of the missile launcher but the kids kept insisting we keep it on so in the spirit of the upcoming holidays I kept it on. I still question what kind of race needs a missile launcher.

Ortensia was mostly missing yesterday as well. I was questioning what happened last night until I got my answer after I found her tied up in my closet yesterday. She told that Felix trapped her in there took her clothes from the closet and he was trying to be her all day in order to get closer to me. She couldn't see what had happening after he closed the door on her but she swore she heard loud moaning afterwards and Felix saying "oh Batman" a lot. She plans on cleaning the sheets after the checkered flag is dropped.

Which moves us onto this morning. The big race was about to begin. Me and Mickey were both cheered by our friends and family as we head out to our kart. My 420 taking a whole set of bleachers to ourselves. My wife and his gal both giving us a good luck kiss along with some nice warm scarves and mittens. Felix nowhere to be in sight. It seemed like a big day indeed.

Mickey and I both get in our kart. We wait for the flag to drop. Engines ready. And then... it happened. The race finally began.

So far it seems to be a bland track. Me and Mickey are taking turns steering the car. Speaking of which it is my turn.

I'll be sure to write more when we get to the next rest stop. Until next time /co/ see ya.
No.427777
Anonymous
Replies:>>427780>>427985
Image:160796541150.jpg(110kB, 1268x713)amityee.jpg
>>427771
>>427772
Foolish boys. On this plane it's far easier to exercise my newly trained magic (per Jackie-dear's suggestion last tourney)
GETs!
No.427778
Anonymous
Replies:>>427813
>>427773
Since their competition is Jerry Lewis and Alfred Pennyworth, draw Heloise dressed as Batman and Jimmy dressed as Clover from Totally Spies. I assure you I did not swap those.
No.427779
Anonymous
Image:160796555055.png(80kB, 860x1200)ashi38.png
>>427758
Mark my words, not for long.
No.427780
Anonymous
Replies:>>427783
Image:160796559682.jpg(99kB, 1280x720)88762DA9-BBCB-4C84-A7DA-5247D10592EC.jpeg
>>427777
Hey kid, just phoned to tell you that you just screwed yourself over by getting that get. Now your arch enemy knows your location and is planning to destroy you once and for all, I should know as I’m near the guy
No.427781
Anonymous
Replies:>>427838
Image:160796564662.png(353kB, 551x533)157.30.PNG.png
>>427766
OK, but who are you referring to.
>>427774
Also, what she said.
No.427782
Anonymous
Image:160796583170.png(406kB, 1365x768)Boutta_drop_the_bomb.PNG.png
Just a reminder to vote for the BBC.
No.427783
Anonymous
Replies:>>427785>>427786
Image:160796584185.jpg(63kB, 640x360)amitycasting.jpg
>>427780
Those quads should generate enough power and protection to withstand whatever 'technology' you human men can muster, from now til the end of the round at least. Do not underestimate the Emperor's schools.
No.427784
Anonymous
Replies:>>427793
>>427776
Oh shit you aren't dead
Someone needs to draw trap Felix (and if you don't I'm going to request it during those Saturday cat threads)
No.427785
Anonymous
Replies:>>427789>>427843
Image:160796618903.jpg(95kB, 678x719)450A7872-19F8-4D04-9BE2-EC17654BD1E8.jpeg
>>427783
Oh I’m not "underestimating" anything, it’s you who’s overestimating the power of gets
No.427786
Anonymous
Replies:>>427789>>427803
Image:160796631197.jpg(41kB, 407x410)images (1).jpg
>>427783
Sorry, but due to how slow this place is gets don't have as much power as they did before.
No.427788
Anonymous
Replies:>>427796
Image:160796655600.jpg(32kB, 563x352)blitzocan.jpg
>>427282
And now for our sponsors:
Us at I.M.P. have decided to participate in this little tournament race, and if any of us happen to win, we'll be including what I like to call "murder bonuses" into our business! These bonuses include any first kills being free if we happen to make it to the Elite Eight, and for every 20 votes we get, we’ll be the ones to serve you a fresh plate of hot, sizzling bacon with each kill you order from us!

We'll have SO many more murder bonuses added to the business ready for you if, and only if you vote for any of the two I.M.P. teams in the running! Whether it be Millie and her wacky husband or me, Blitzo, the o is silent, with uh....Stolas! Yeah.....! Stolas....!

Go vote for us in the tourney! You won't get any murder bonuses if you don't! My first opponents are still an annoying mutant bug who for some reason sounds like one of my employees and his pet bolt bucket who I finally managed to get out of my gun at the expense of it not having fucking BUTTER all over it and they should be as easy to beat in a car race as they are to beat the fuck up!
No.427789
Anonymous
Replies:>>427791>>427792>>427796
Image:160796666253.jpg(49kB, 357x446)amiry002.jpg
>>427785
You know what, clown? I think you're bluffing. I'd rather here this from those 'men in black' themselves. You're not the first white-painted manchild I've wasted time with.
>>427786
Oh? And who are you? I've seen what quads can do. I don't doubt what it can do us
No.427790
Dick
Replies:>>427795
Image:160796694425.png(295kB, 414x414)Disgusted.png
>>427750
Waluwho?
No.427791
Anonymous
Replies:>>427794>>427796
Image:160796708092.png(6kB, 180x279)images.png
>>427789
Hi, name's Don. I'm taking over as host now that Chris is at the Hazbin Hotel.
I know what quads can do too, on 4chan's /co/. Since this is Plus4chan things have gotten a lot slower and therefore gets are way easier to, well, get. Therefor the power of quads have been limited due to those who would abuse the system.
No.427792
Anonymous
Replies:>>427794
Image:160796714814.jpg(207kB, 595x354)767E377C-2825-4D52-8774-ACCBA85A1575.jpeg
>>427789
I could say the same thing to you too
P.S. have you cleaned your hair recently? In this reference image you seem to have a large stain of what I could only describe as whatsit on your hair, it probably stinks
No.427793
Anonymous
Image:160796721272.jpg(51kB, 904x718)0cc.jpg
>>427784
If someone does end up drawing please let the image be something like this
No.427794
Anonymous
Replies:>>427798>>427800
Image:160796744931.jpg(11kB, 236x236)amity12.jpg
>>427791
That's... unfortunate. I suppose you're more trustworthy than the clown.
It had to give me SOME power,i mean, Emira and Edric spent so much time...
>>427792
My hair dye-... no, no, a clown starves without attention.
No.427795
Anonymous
Replies:>>427797
Image:160796763580.png(218kB, 720x709)FaceIt.jpg
>>427790
Waluyou. And you're about to place dead last once again DasTARDly just like in Wacky Races.
No.427796
Anonymous
Replies:>>427800>>427812
Image:160796777203.jpg(47kB, 1080x1080)Blitzo.full.3063115.jpg
>>427788
Oh lookee here! I got dubs! HAHA!

>>427789
>>427791
Don.

Shut the FUCK up!

Despite this place being slower than a baby coming out of a woman, the fact that we have to wait for an actual quad get to show up in our grasp still makes them valuable, doesn't it? The dubs and other numbers are also useful for the advertising and I could use all I can get for my business!

Go back to being the human reporter you are and interview that talking scammer crab's ass or whatever.
No.427797
Dick
Replies:>>427799>>427802>>427812
Image:160796799157.png(243kB, 400x393)Annoyed Dick.png
>>427795
We'll see about that, you overgrown cup! Once this round is over, let's just say some of these foolish racers better hope they're not allergic to... whatever it is you've got in there. And then, I shall speed my way to round 2!
No.427798
Anonymous
Image:160796814895.jpg(69kB, 1200x675)3C6339F7-7D52-406D-A064-0F28070DA574.jpeg
>>427794
Nah I can still eat plenty, anyways cheerio
No.427799
Anonymous
Replies:>>427802>>427805
Image:160796824568.gif(522kB, 375x250)KnifeFight.gif
>>427797
I'm not even facing you yet. I have to go up against some snotty little girls at the moment. But when me and the Monarch do face you, you better prepare for your doom.
No.427800
Anonymous
Replies:>>427838
Image:160796832445.jpg(29kB, 252x490)MV5BZDU0YTNkYWYtMjZkOS00NDkxLTg4ZGQtNDczOTg5OTcyNjQ1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzc2NTgyMDE@._V1_UY268_CR147,0,182,268_AL_.jpg
>>427794
They still do have power, just not as much as they did before.
>>427796
Relax, like i said their power is just limited, not gone. Also, you should take a bath. You smell like an owl's rectum.
No.427801
Anonymous
Replies:>>427860
Image:160796833415.jpg(33kB, 800x450)1551276042_cover.jpg
>>427548
Godspeed you narcissistic bastard
No.427802
Anonymous
Replies:>>427804>>427807>>427812>>427831
Image:160796862820.jpg(20kB, 301x344)smile.jpg
>>427797
>>427799
That is of course if you don't choke in dead last like in Wacky Races.
No.427803
Anonymous
Replies:>>427812
Image:160796864777.png(953kB, 1028x2346)henchgwen.png
>>427786
>"Yeah, it's kind of a bummer. You miss a quad there, you might get another shot in like an hour. Here you got to wait a day just for those!"
>"We might get that juicy 33333 quint before the end of the Tourney though, THAT'D be a big deal. Maybe that can be the trophy at the end of the race?"
No.427804
Anonymous
Image:160796868742.jpg(320kB, 1031x640)5A4B6736-0660-48CB-B96A-A84FB6254DC4.jpeg
>>427802
Even I doubt that’d happen
No.427805
Dick
Replies:>>427810
Image:160796871409.png(798kB, 1150x885)Dick Dastardly and Muttley.png
>>427799
Hee heh heh eh heh! That reminds me. Some of these racers are in for a-
Rasshn fasshnnn maghhhhn frazzin talking cup!?
MUTTLEY, YOU MORON! YOU'RE BLOCKING THE VIEW
*Bonks Muttley on the head*
Grrrrr!
No.427806
Anonymous
Replies:>>427814
https://mrmsco.fandom.com/wiki/Tag-Team_Tournament_2020
No.427807
Dick
Image:160796910390.png(116kB, 425x239)Dick Twirl.png
>>427802
I doubt most of these chumps raced before in their lives. I'm not sure if some even know how to drive. I doubt it will be an issue.
No.427808
Anonymous
Replies:>>427822
>>427776
So are Oswald and Mickey going to post once a day?

I mean I get it don't text and drive but only one log a day?
No.427809
Anonymous
>>427687
Oswald's a good example.
No.427810
Anonymous
Replies:>>427811
Image:160796924526.gif(20kB, 609x594)Idontunderstand.jpg
>>427805
Say that again in English
No.427811
Dick
Image:160796943009.png(855kB, 1150x861)Dick and Muttley.png
>>427810
Don;t mind him. He's just never seen a life-sized, plastic, animated cup with a mouth before.
Grrrghhh frazzin Dick.
Shut up, Muttley.
No.427812
Anonymous
Replies:>>427817>>427818>>427823>>427838
Image:160796957571.png(998kB, 1420x1079)deerarthuskstairs.png
Bill! I'll leave you to taking good care of our ride while I'm off to visit a few fellow racers!

>>427797
Oh Dastardly!

How does it feel to be in a competition where you actually have a big chance to win for once! Not only does this one contain a dash of duos, but also LITERAL dashing in a race!



>>427803


Gwenpool! When it comes down to Jack Spicer and the Monarch, who would YOU say that you like the most?

>>427802
And speaking of the Monarch, on the grand scale of one to ten, Shake, how excited are you to have the oh so might Monarch on your team?

>>427796
Blitzo, Blitzo, Blitzo....you sound quite rude today!
No.427813
Anonymous
Replies:>>427815>>427819
Image:160796983632.png(178kB, 595x406)tight.png
>>427778
Heloise is a poor sport who refuses to show her legs.
No.427814
Anonymous
>>427806
I have something major in a few hours but I'll put up the bracket and qualifier results later tonight
No.427815
Anonymous
>>427813
Based as fuck, anon
No.427817
Dick
Replies:>>427856
Image:160797016416.png(322kB, 548x685)Dick Portrait.png
>>427812
Feels like I finally have a chance to get back at those judges who stiffed me in the sixties. If they're still around and kicking, I hope they see this and get a heart attack when I win!
No.427818
Anonymous
Replies:>>427856
Image:160797049485.jpg(10kB, 300x225)cool.jpg
>>427812
Eh. I don't really care. Dude loves my custom rap albums though.
No.427819
Anonymous
>>427813
Wait dude, tag it to the OC anchor >>427298 so it gets put in the booru
No.427820
Anonymous
Image:160797089751.png(540kB, 1152x1152)anneluz.png
Luz: Bugs and Daffy - that's a good duo!
Anne: We got this! They can't resist the planar dance.
No.427822
OswaldBro
Image:160797140883.jpg(170kB, 825x434)tumblr_pa3muwcEqn1xtonbuo2_1280.jpg
>>427808
Yes.

Mostly because I am going to be busy.

Sorry if it's lazy.

I hope you guys enjoy the entries though.

Merry Christmas Friends.
No.427823
Anonymous
Replies:>>427825>>427831>>427856
Image:160797160573.png(129kB, 547x287)henchgwen_shh.png
>>427812
>"...that a serious question?"
>"Well, don't get me wrong, Mr. The Monarch's got a good heart in there, but one of those two I can just relax and pal around with, and hasn't screamed at me yet, and the other always seems on the edge of using me as ammunition even when I think I'm doing my job right."
>"He's my boss so I probably shouldn't say the answer out loud, buuut I think you got the idea."
No.427824
Anonymous
Replies:>>427826>>427935>>427951
Image:160797217131.jpg(208kB, 532x506)6EB4360E-52CB-4400-A475-ED8E3F921D1C.jpeg
Well I’m back, for some reason Ortensia sounded like a male trying to imitate a female's voice. Anyways does anyone know where Ramses is? I haven’t seen him for awhile now
No.427825
Anonymous
Replies:>>427827>>427856
Image:160797241839.png(489kB, 1280x720)826628FD-6398-4931-A8CE-D934D8550170.png
>>427823
No.427826
Anonymous
Image:160797255146.gif(2.55MB, 730x320)da5a5725940b70fc36a8fedfd5d7a99a.gif
>>427824
No.427827
Anonymous
Replies:>>427828
Image:160797264035.jpg(90kB, 900x680)6942686_preview.png
>>427825
Now's your chance, kid! Cop a feel!
No.427828
Anonymous
Replies:>>427832
Image:160797273871.jpg(215kB, 1451x828)482A57DA-DC6B-49C2-9F1C-B3B1466057E2.jpeg
>>427827
No.427829
Anonymous
Image:160797274685.jpg(196kB, 720x1211)AdultSwimBumperMeme_6.jpg
Reminder to vote for the Monarch and Master Shake
>>427298
No.427830
Anonymous
Image:160797291758.jpg(154kB, 610x700)Zone_-_Zone_Tan_Daki_SFW_Body_Pillow_1024x1024.jpg
VOTE ZONE-TAN
No.427831
Anonymous
Replies:>>427839>>427856>>427885>>427888>>427949
Image:160797310640.jpg(71kB, 624x352)MINIONS!.jpg
>>427728
You're not even on Scooby Doo's level, much less that of the unstoppable Monarch Empire, Dastardly! We might both be bad guys, but even my win-loss record isn't s atrocious as yours. I have expect your 'sabotage' to be a cardboard box with a stick propping it up on the side of the road.
>>427802
Hah! What the oversized protein drink said. Good taunting, it's kind of fun being on the other side of it.
>>427729
Wait, what? No way, tell your Dad to shove it! I've only just begun to taunt you, Chaos, you can't just call it quitsies in the middle of the round! I'm entitled to at least 2 or 3 more posts of boasting before you can call it a day and return to your lair in shame.
>>427736
Fang? What, what are you (You)ing at me for? Do you need food? You already ate half my fuckin' lair, how much more do you want?!
>>427740
You'll play your part in the coming battles, my boy. Now get down to the barracks and suit up, you've got a long way to go before you earn your wings!
>>427823
Hey, I give you credit when it's due, 69! You're not ALWAYS a fuck-up. The fact I still allow you to work under me in spite of the countless displays of incompetence should be testament to my tolerance for you. I even let you talk me into letting Fang and Spear in the Cocoon, I'm friggin' boss of the year here.
No.427832
Anonymous
Replies:>>427834>>427836
Image:160797315571.jpg(132kB, 640x640)stanley_pines-8379.jpg
>>427828
If you don't have a handful of titty by the second date, you're gonna have a bad time. Trust me on this kid, it's a numbers game. For every 10 slaps, you get lucky once. So just try it on her 11 times in a row. Tell me how it goes!
No.427834
Anonymous
Replies:>>427837>>427842
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>>427832
.... I’m started to wonder how you got married twice in the first place
No.427835
Anonymous
Image:160797354808.png(344kB, 540x585)edaball.png
What's not to like about some magic and some bad girls to go with it? You oughta get off your butts and vote for Wuya and I!

Or don't. I'll get something out of this either way.
No.427836
Anonymous
Replies:>>427842
Image:160797368816.jpg(84kB, 541x713)x1080.jpg
>>427832
Um, excuse me. Why is an old man trying to convince a teenager to sexually harass his girlfriend?
No.427837
Anonymous
Image:160797376058.jpg(145kB, 599x797)75295585-240E-409E-9117-5C900CE2D981.jpeg
>>427834
As someone who’s currently married (specifically as a different identity) I can definitely tell you it’s easy
No.427838
Anonymous
Replies:>>427840>>427845>>427856>>427866
Image:160797389815.png(531kB, 1084x700)12436.png
>>427800
Bitch, I already bathed today. That smell could be coming from you.

>>427812
Ooooooohhhhh fantastic. Alastor's out.

Don't you dare get any ideas about killing me early! I've got backup for once!

>>427781
You two bigger bugs! You still interested in me killing the green mutant in a way you'd like? It'll cost you, but it'll also be worth it!
No.427839
Dick
Replies:>>427908
Image:160797392954.png(360kB, 725x544)DIck and Muttley Paint.png
>>427831
Keep telling your mooks to go to the polls, Monarch while I show you how a real villain races! And a cardboard box!? He's in for a nasty surprise, right, Muttley?
Yeah, yeah! *Muttley snickers*
No.427840
Anonymous
Replies:>>427880
Image:160797429694.png(143kB, 316x376)Look_at_all_them_spices.png
>>427838
Hahahaha, no. I make sure my body is fresh and clean every day. Maybe your owl lover did something to you while you weren't paying attention?
No.427841
Anonymous
Replies:>>427844>>427846>>427847>>427850>>427851>>427852>>427854>>427855>>427857>>427861>>427892>>427894>>427899>>427902>>427911>>427918>>427931
Image:160797430724.png(40kB, 300x100)31.png
You have five seconds to explain why your duo should win.
No.427842
Anonymous
Replies:>>427848>>427849>>427871
Image:160797431620.jpg(43kB, 600x500)grunkle-stan.jpg
>>427834
Pluck and perseverance, kid. I'm an expert on these things. But I'm starting to think my advice works best for guys like me. Broad, masculine. If you really want to impress this girl, funny enough you actually might wanna talk to her boss, too. He's a skinny, sickly, pale, redheaded weirdo in funny clothes. Just like you. But his wife is a hell of a dame. I mean damn, kid, have you seen her? If I ever got the chance, let me tell you...

But I'm getting distracted. Your situation's not so different. Redhead weirdo, cute girl who doesn't wear pants. It's like poetry. I'd ask him for advice.

>>427836
She's not his girlfriend yet. Not until he takes my advice.
No.427843
Anonymous
Image:160797441864.jpg(161kB, 880x1112)Beta Dan.jpg
>>427785
>The nymphet is coming for you clown. She'll kick your ass
No.427844
Anonymous
Image:160797452910.png(523kB, 870x537)everybody_loves_a_clown.png
>>427841
I'm Danger Mouse! That should be reason enough!
No.427845
Anonymous
Replies:>>427880
Image:160797452932.png(645kB, 1294x959)Tallest_red_Profile.png
>>427838
Listen here buddy, we don't pay anyone, we take what we deserve and right now we deserve someone to get rid of Zim. We don't care how you do it, just do it.
No.427846
Anonymous
Image:160797453299.png(242kB, 530x366)jh (2).png
>>427841
Because she kills people if she doesn't get what she wants.
No.427847
Anonymous
Image:160797469440.png(2.80MB, 2500x2500)F2972D62-2FA3-4301-AC84-4FDDDAB17C09.png
>>427841
Kelsey is cute but brave, fun warrior girl who has a sword and a bird.
while Jessica is just Adorable.
No.427848
Anonymous
Replies:>>427859
Image:160797476117.jpg(17kB, 182x311)rferffrf3rr.jpg
>>427842
Look, we don't want to get law enforcement here on the first round do we? Second round, maybe, but the first?
No.427849
Anonymous
Replies:>>427859
Image:160797477328.jpg(206kB, 1442x828)64EB4D78-8242-46F4-876B-445E6289B1D5.jpeg
>>427842
... I dunno. Something tells me his story is gonna be more focused in revenge than romance.
No.427850
Anonymous
>>427841
Big robot go pew pew
No.427851
Anonymous
Image:160797504189.png(947kB, 1004x1014)Screen Shot 2020-12-14 at 2.43.45 PM.png
>>427841
Because I am a genius engineer with an IQ of thrrree hundred, and he's a ruthless leader with an entire army at his side! Anyone who stands in our way of victory will be CRRRUSHED!!!
No.427852
Anonymous
>>427841
Mao Mao and Badgerclops are canon and yet they have good potential in the story to go against Dan of Dan Vs.
No.427853
Anonymous
Shit, co thread got deleted again.
No.427854
Anonymous
Image:160797505041.jpg(24kB, 474x310)154a31105f2d1f7da3330959684348c542b5564c_00.jpg
>>427841
Two words. Ghost. Lolis.
No.427855
Anonymous
>>427841
Because Jack Spicer is a fan favorite and has been in every tourney. He deserves to win one.
Also Gwenpool is cute! CUTE!
No.427856
Anonymous
Replies:>>427864>>427880>>427888>>427908
Image:160797508108.png(411kB, 681x605)al17.png
>>427817
Well now, I actually spoke to one of your judges in the pit down under recently! He got rather shaky upon seeing me, but he's spat out that he has no doubts you'll lose another race!

>>427818
>>427831
Is that true, Mr Monarch? You ENJOY the way this Shake sings out his songs to you?

>>427823
>>427825
Fascinating! Seems you might be on your way to a road of endless romance, Jack! Key word being "might" of course! Hehe!

Yet Gwen, you say that your Monarch's heart is a good one...but the man goes on and on and on about how "EEEEEVIL" he and his forces are! Any thoughts to let loose on that?

>>427838
Kill you? Hehehehehaha!

For what reason? We're already on ceasefire grounds and with the antics you get into I wouldn't be surprised if some cement mixer sends you and your owl right back to Hell's depths!
No.427857
Anonymous
Image:160797512023.png(277kB, 960x355)jj.png
>>427841
They were the OG.
No.427859
Anonymous
Replies:>>427867>>427869>>427871
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>>427848
You'd really call the cops on a kid just trying to find love? That's a low blow, Not-Chris, and I'm pretty sure violates the bro code. Also, I'm witnessing several felonies amongst the contestants as we speak. You're not reporting those are ya, Not-Chris? I think you're trying to eliminate the competition for the pink girl's heart. Not very "bro" of you.

>>427849
Follow success kid. Whatever he did, worked. If you gotta declare an insane vendetta against some sad little bald guy for seemingly no reason to get the girl, that's just the price of love. What's love worth to ya, kid? Can you hench a bald guy?
No.427860
Anonymous
Replies:>>427909
Image:160797521697.png(319kB, 805x542)danger_mouse7.png
>>427733
The Secret Fanservice only got in because of Ian? Also known as MY biggest fan? So, I am pretty well-liked then. Not quite the own you thought it was, eh?

>>427660
>>427715
>>427801
Glad I was able to inspire some common sense into you lot. What's a competition without a good underdog story?
No.427861
Anonymous
Image:160797524642.png(348kB, 1365x768)Here_i_love_you_chef.png
>>427841
The Big Black Chefs because BBC.
No.427862
Anonymous
Replies:>>427888
Image:160797527612.png(68kB, 603x326)gwen.PNG
I saw that
No.427863
Anonymous
Replies:>>427865>>427868
File deleted
did anyone else get this popup?
what is going on?
No.427864
Dick
Replies:>>427935
Image:160797554813.png(229kB, 387x375)Drat.png
>>427856
Drat! You mean to tell me he won't be around to see it? Well turn up the heat a little for each round I win. Then he'll know!
No.427865
Anonymous
>>427863
you got 5500 power liches, bro.
No.427866
Anonymous
Replies:>>427880
Image:160797567032.png(83kB, 195x163)1568205697535.png
>>427838
>You can't kill Zim. Zim is the ORIGINAL HARDCORE DREAMBOAT all the very, very sad and lonely female humans pine for. YOU ARE JUST A CHEAP IMITATION.
>I was on T-Shirts~
>Be quiet Gir, go back to being dead.
No.427867
Anonymous
Replies:>>427871>>427872
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>>427859
I hench a bald kid every week on saturdays.
No.427868
Anonymous
>>427863
It's advertising to get you to vote either For or Against The Ceaseless Wheel
No.427869
Anonymous
Replies:>>427872
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>>427859
No, i'm talking about calling the cops you for your weird obsession with teenage sexual harassment. I'm aware of your criminal record and the way you're acting now makes me wonder what exactly is on there.
Besides, their relationship is fine as is. Don't try to stick your nose in where it doesn't belong.
No.427870
Anonymous
Image:160797610383.jpg(7kB, 170x296)CHRISSSSSS.jpg
>>427282
>Hey, I'm Chris.

>My friend Dan woke me up last night, with a pair of tits on his chest, screaming about getting revenge on "That Damn Cat" and those "Tourny fuckers", took me to the harbor, threw me through a portal to this blasted heath, and I was just sexually harassed by a midget. I'm slightly confused about what's going on.
No.427871
Anonymous
Replies:>>427873>>427875>>427876
Image:160797617318.gif(652kB, 452x324)sponge_coffee.gif
>>427867
>>427859
>>427842
>skinny, sickly, pale, redheaded weirdo villains in funny clothes
>each falling for a cute girl who doesn't wear pants
>both hench a little bald guy in their spare time
my mind is full of fuck why the hell does this line up so well
No.427872
Anonymous
Replies:>>427873>>427874>>427880
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>>427867
Then you're halfway there, kid. So now all you gotta do is ask the Monarch how to turn that into a burning obsession, that will either drive you to ruin or plunge you so far below rock bottom you end up back on top.

>>427869
Not a crime, Not-Chris. Also, if you can't feel up your girlfriend without getting the cops called on you, she's not your girlfriend. I'm helping a lost soul here, Not-Chris. I'm sure you're just happy to watch the kid flounder, aren't ya? Bet you wish it was you teaming up with Gwen, don't ya? I should call the cops on YOU, because you look about 30 and that girl's gotta be like 16. I miss Chris. HIM you could trust around underage girls. Worst he did was make 'em puke on each other.
No.427873
Anonymous
Image:160797652661.png(992kB, 1280x743)A0BB6409-2CB3-403E-BB90-BAC9CA8BD0EC.png
>>427871
>It’s the magic of the tourney my friend
>>427872
.... I really ain’t that kinda villain. I take him and his dorks out for ice cream every once in a while.
No.427874
Anonymous
Image:160797662658.png(94kB, 180x444)Screenshot_2015-10-07-10-48-09-1.png
>>427872
Go ahead, accuse me of whatever you what. Just know i got good lawyers.
No.427875
Anonymous
Replies:>>427877>>427879>>427884
Image:160797668178.jpg(139kB, 820x903)mordecai.jpg
>>427871
Guys, I think we should hear the lady herself has to say about it, okay?
No.427876
Anonymous
Replies:>>427878
>>427871
Maybe Eggman's ex and the Monarch were related ?
No.427877
Anonymous
Replies:>>427882
Image:160797687810.gif(375kB, 400x300)ca8.gif
>>427875
BAHAHAHAHA

We ALL know about this guy, kid! Jack, for the love of God don't listen to anything this guy has to say about women!
No.427878
Anonymous
Image:160797696472.jpg(42kB, 360x450)9D164901-16DE-42E9-A8E1-BC191FB5CFCB.jpeg
>>427876
MY GOD
No.427879
Anonymous
Replies:>>427882
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>>427875
Didn’t you strike out after trying to two time?
No.427880
Anonymous
Replies:>>427893>>427896>>427935
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>>427840
You think I wouldn't know if he did? He's been busy taking care of our vehicle and talking to his owlet on the sidelines.

>>427872
I haven't met this Chris guy, but I can agree with you that not-Chris is a more insulting name for him and I will stick with that from now on!

Now what was Chris said to be like again? Was he usually so damn condescending?

>>427856
I know your type, asshole! Don't get playful with me!

You know what I fucking mean with that!

>>427845
You don't even pay anyone for the shitty junk food you keep gobbling up?

That's goddamn stupid. I'll kill this guy after the races either way, but there's got to be some currency on your skinny asses that'll come out from my kills!

If I killed the mutant, his robot AND that antelope bird guy with the mask by turning them into goat cheese with all the bullet holes I'll put in them, would that be would a buck or 20?

>>427866
Just watch me, Midget!
No.427882
Anonymous
Image:160797754268.jpg(39kB, 474x968)mordecai01.jpg
>>427877
>>427879
>muscles deflate
eh, uh, just mind Gwen here, okay? You all are not cool.
No.427883
Anonymous
Replies:>>427886>>427903
My picks

>Lilo and Stitch
>Regular Team: Mordecai and Rigby
>The Fuzz: Blacksad and Weekly
>Team Gadgets and Get-zmos: Jack Spicer and GwenPool
>Bounty Hunters in Space: Boba Fett and Cad Bane
>Patience and Humility: Samurai Jack and Simon Laurent
>Cracking Cheese Lovers: Wallace and Gromit
>Heaven's Eyes: The One Above All and Moses
>Three (Minus One) Caballeros: Jose Carioca and Panchito Pistoles
>North Pole Express: Klaus and Jesper
>Forgotten Foes: Ramses and Black Widow
>Teen Titans: Starfire and Raven
>Showtime: Beetlejuice and The Mask
>G1 Deception: Starscream and Megatron
>The Almighty Tallest: Tallest Purple and Tallest Red
>Duck Clan: Scrooge McDuck and Donald Duck
>Pups of Panic: Scooby Doo and Courage
>Big Mother Truckers: Coop and Optimus Prime
>Robotnik's Robots: Scratch and Grounder
>The OG King and Queen: Johnny Bravo and Jenny Wakeman
>Wyld Stallyns: Bill and Ted
>Dastardly Duo: Dick Dastardly and Muttly
>A Boy and His Dogwood: Jonny and Plank
>The Devilish Duo: Red Guy and Him
>Dapper Dealers: Bill Cipher and Alastor
>He did her right: Jessica Rabbit and Roger Rabbit
>Bertstrips: Bert and Ernie
>Fire Nation: Zuko and Azula
>Like Father, Like Son: Hank and Bobby Hill
>Monsterous Monarchs: Godzilla and Mothra
>Pumpkin Heads: Jack O Latern and Headless Horseman
>Detectives of Baker Street: Basil and Dawson
>Team Hazbin but Actually Good: Jimmy Two Shoes and Heloise
>Duality of Frog: Pepe and Kermit
>Miser Bros: Snow Miser and Heat Miser
>Let's Get Dangerous: Darkwing Duck and Launchpad McQuack
>The Chum Bucket: Karen and Plankton
>Assholish AS Duo: Monarch and Master Shake
>Mighty and Powerful Gods: Miguel and Tulio
>Big Black Chefs: Chef and Chef
>The Power of Two: Mickey Mouse and Oswald the Lucky Rabbit
>Malefactor Mutants: Bebop and Rocksteady
>Sector V: Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 5
>MIB: Agent K and Agent J
>Paranormal Preteens: Dipper Pines and Dib Membrane
>For Free: Mr Morris and Scruffy
>The Warner Bros: Yakko and Wakko
>Copper Couple: Wall E and Eve
>Too Competent for Reboots: Sara Bellum and Hello Nurse
>Naughty and Nice and Metal: Robot Devil and Robot Santa
>Scam Inc: Mr Krabs and Stanley Pines
>You Stay, I Go: Hogarth and The Iron Giant
>Team Reaper: Billy and Mandy
>I turned myself into a pickle-inator: Dr. Doof and Rick Sanchez
>Big Bads of Video Land: Robotnik and King Koopa
>Gods of Calamity: Thanos and Darkseid
>Two Fat Bastards: Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson
>Ineptive Invaders: Zim and Gir
>Britain's Favorite Postmen: Postman Pat and Jess
>Table Manners: Odie and Garfield
>Bad Things seem to happen to people who don't Vote Wilkins: Wilkins and Wontkins
>Duck Season, Rabbit Season: Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny
>Paw and Order: Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde
>Fake Santas: Jack Skellington and The Grinch
No.427884
Anonymous
>>427875
This is what happens to people like you -> >>427657
No.427885
Anonymous
Replies:>>427908
Image:160797789407.jpg(32kB, 400x400)Stephen.jpg
>>427831
Excuse me sir, my son is grounded. Leave him alone before I ground you too.
No.427886
Dick
Image:160797797830.png(189kB, 489x367)Dastardly Medal for voting courage.png
>>427883
Thank you, anon! Here's a medal!
No.427887
Anonymous
Replies:>>427889>>427897
Image:160797799482.jpg(299kB, 1316x720)Spoiler image
Friendly reminder to Vote for the Skelebros!
No.427888
Anonymous
Replies:>>427890>>427900>>427908>>427935
Image:160797810485.png(124kB, 566x456)henchgwen_peek.png
>>427831
>"I didn't mean anything against you Mr. The Monarch but, you DO kinda have a weird, distanced boss vibe than a close friend boss. I'm just pointing out when I have to make a direct comparison, Fang, Spear, Jack, and Jerry don't threaten to throw me into a vat of acid for messing up. Not yet, anyhow."
>>427856
>"Well yeah, sure, he's 'evil', but at least he genuinely loves his wife and tries to do right by her. Heck, you're one of the nicest guys here and you're like a prince of Hell or something, so maybe evil's a little more subjective. Viewers LOVE gray morality, right?"
>>427862
>"Heh, can't knock a girl for trying? Maybe I should try more of my luck here, this place seems more my GET 'speed'..."
No.427889
Anonymous
Replies:>>427891
>>427887
I only voted skellington
No.427890
Anonymous
>>427888
>"Oh hey, trips! That's a good start."
No.427891
Anonymous
>>427889
good
No.427892
Anonymous
Image:160797840861.jpg(70kB, 960x937)3c132bcb945b98851d1a488f58866c3a.jpg
>>427841
Literally the greatest friends of all time, the only people in canon who love and care for Donald and see worth in him, which makes the best trio interactions
Also part of the most underrated cartoon of the 2010s which does what people were missing in animation
No.427893
Anonymous
Image:160797865881.png(143kB, 333x419)Untitled.png
>>427880
Well that scent has to be coming somewhere and if it's not coming from either of us then who?
No.427894
Anonymous
Image:160797868907.png(290kB, 1027x967)santaga.png
>>427841
bad to good
kill Simon
work well together
good ninja skills
No.427895
Anonymous
Replies:>>427898>>427901>>427905>>427907>>427913>>427947
Image:160797873507.png(400kB, 640x480)Wakko.png
I'm hungry. Is there anything to eat in here?
No.427896
Anonymous
Replies:>>427901>>428127
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>>427880
Uh, here, have this sandwich. Now go destroy Zim!
No.427897
Anonymous
>>427887
>>427298
Yo
No.427898
Anonymous
Replies:>>427904>>427956
Image:160797914043.jpg(39kB, 320x557)tgtrbhb.jpg
>>427895
Might i interest you in the finest shit in the world!?
No.427899
Anonymous
Image:160797922429.gif(914kB, 320x240)k-eke-artist-Blacksad-Comic-Books-4570642.gif
>>427841
If you like hard hitting news along with a hard hitting detective, you'd love The Fuzz!
No.427900
Anonymous
Replies:>>427910
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>>427888
Worst I’ve done is try to shove Wuya back in her box.
Even then we end up working together again.
No.427901
Anonymous
Replies:>>427905
Image:160797930286.jpg(98kB, 630x1200)grace1.jpg
>>427895
Looks like these guys have sandwiches, kid. >>427896
No.427902
Anonymous
Image:160797934092.png(196kB, 720x547)AssholishASDuo.jpg
>>427841
>Arrogant
>Will probably kill you if they don't like you
>Both icons of Adult Swim and had shows that had over a decade of consistent quality
>Parallel to the CN Duo of last tag team tourney
No.427903
Anonymous
>>427883
Based and Duckpilled
No.427904
Anonymous
Replies:>>427906
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>>427898
Sorry bud, but the last time we ate an applebee’s it ruined Wakko’s appetite for a month!
No.427905
Anonymous
Replies:>>427925
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>>427895
>>427901
Red: Oh, uh, we only had the one.
Purple: You're just going to have to share with the demon.
No.427906
Anonymous
>>427904
kek
No.427907
Anonymous
Image:160797973954.png(863kB, 1341x709)bird.png
>>427895
No.427908
Anonymous
Replies:>>427912>>427916>>427920>>427935
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>>427839
Yes, in fact I will, Dickhead. I WILL tell my hundreds upon hundreds of loyal minions to vote on behalf of my forces. How many minions do you have, exactly? Oh right, one, and it's your freakin' mutt!
>>427885
What? You cannot ground the Mighty Monarch! I am ungroundable, I am as free to flap on the winds as my namesake. I am beyond your power, beyond the power of any man to control! The Monarch shall do as he fucking pleases, and yields to no one!
>>427856
What? NO! Lies, do not believe any of these lies this soft-drink has fed you! His beats and lyrics are bad enough, but his voice is like Freddy Krueger's nails on a chalkboard directly next to my eardrums. And he plays that same stupid album on repeat EVERY FREAKING HOUR.
>>427888
It's called supervillain professionalism, 69, with exceptions like 21 I don't get all palsy-walsy with my Henchmen. But that doesn't mean I appreciate feeling underappreciated! I give you all a warm Cocoon and nutritious MRE's every day, not to mention a paycheck!

Also, only a few hours remain, Henchmen! If you haven't voted yet, move your asses!
No.427909
Anonymous
Image:160797980370.png(377kB, 569x645)0979815e2e.png
>>427860
>Also known as MY biggest fan
More like your only fan
No.427910
Anonymous
Replies:>>427914
Image:160797983618.jpg(133kB, 1252x1252)yBk-TM8U.jpeg
>>427900
Wait, kid, lean into the bad boy thing. This girl is the type to look for the best in absolute total assholes. You don't have to try to look nice for her. In fact, she might like you better the bigger the asshole you are! Don't throw away your evil villain gimmick. That's payday!
No.427911
Anonymous
Image:160798013540.jpg(39kB, 340x503)MoneyBagsKrabsArt.jpg
>>427841
You'll make MONEY! VOTE SCAM INC!
No.427912
Anonymous
Replies:>>427917>>427919
Image:160798015044.jpg(14kB, 210x240)Stephen.jpg
>>427908
THAT'S IT MISTER, GO TO YOUR ROOM! GO TO YOUR ROOM OR ELSE!
No.427913
Anonymous
Image:160798017221.jpg(287kB, 640x871)DDD39F5F-9F63-45E4-8C4D-94210CBBF612.jpeg
>>427895
You didn’t bring your own lunch? Maybe Bubs is selling something dubiously edible if hasn’t left yet
No.427914
Anonymous
Replies:>>427921
Image:160798020343.png(796kB, 1280x958)A386CF2E-EA5A-4AC0-B21B-4E0864330957.png
>>427910
.... Wouldn’t that defeat the purpose of looking for the good in bad? It’d make her look more luke a battered wife.
No.427915
Anonymous
Image:160798029301.jpg(11kB, 234x400)d08cc5e82f79826354380b90735276d3.jpg
Feels great to get another chance at the tag tournament. Looks like i'm up against Dib. Always good to meet an old friend but a shame i have to leave him in my dust.
No.427916
Anonymous
Image:160798034397.jpg(10kB, 146x246)But.jpg
>>427908
I said we could swap it out to one of my other albums
No.427917
Anonymous
Replies:>>427922>>427933
Image:160798044110.jpg(47kB, 630x1200)monarc.jpg
>>427912
Or else... WHAT?
No.427918
Anonymous
>>427841
Snow Miser/Heat Miser Songyoutube thumb
No.427919
Anonymous
Replies:>>427927
Image:160798054417.jpg(134kB, 864x486)B414903E-04E8-49ED-8E7A-E7D31B4B0895.jpeg
>>427912
Hey, Professor Chaos.
I’ll give you a hundred bucks and a robot to kick your dad in the dick.
No.427920
Dick
Image:160798064326.png(4.40MB, 2718x1250)The Rottens.png
>>427908
You were saying, buzz boy? Who needs your goofballs in atrocious bee costumes when you could have these weapons of total destruction!
No.427921
Anonymous
Replies:>>427923
Image:160798074071.png(66kB, 220x220)S1e11_Grunkle_Stan_Without_Fez.png
>>427914
Whoa! I didn't say hit her! Jeez, Jack, that's a little far. I mean, you're a villain. That's a hell of a hook! But the villain with the heart of gold routine works best when you actually act like a villain. Just look at the respect she has for that Monarch guy! That Jerry guy offered her a job, but she still came crawling back to Mothman. Jerry is the nicest guy in the world. Saved us all from hell. But she went back to the evil guy that smells like cat vomit. Why? Because he's an asshole.

Just, uh, don't hit women kid. Jesus Christ.
No.427922
Anonymous
Replies:>>427926>>427940
Image:160798086042.png(149kB, 489x482)Stephen.jpg
>>427917
>Rips the head off one of your random henchmen
I said you're grounded.
No.427923
Anonymous
Replies:>>427930>>427947
Image:160798092434.png(1.46MB, 1334x750)FE181108-2315-4455-9E11-B3747471E468.png
>>427921
Dude I’m not gonna hit her. I just said acting more like an asshole will make her look like one.

Also I’m pretty sure its not because he’s an asshole is why she went back to Monarch
No.427924
Anonymous
Replies:>>427928>>427934>>427938>>427947
Image:160798094997.jpg(79kB, 840x960)698e6fcfbe14ff1cccdcfa31a499b1e3.jpg
Alright post your duo's theme song official or unofficial.
DESTINYS CHILD - CATER 2 YOUyoutube thumb
Honestly encapsulates Dementia's behavior towards Black Hat.
No.427925
Anonymous
Image:160798105254.jpg(128kB, 1018x1200)grace89.jpg
>>427905
>Oh, uh, we only had the one
Oooo, harsh...
No.427926
Anonymous
Replies:>>427927>>427940
Image:160798108205.png(277kB, 915x1137)Chef_Hatchet_Mad.png
>>427922
Aw shit. OK pal, no need to get violent. Lets just all calm down here.
No.427927
Anonymous
Replies:>>427929>>427933>>427940
Image:160798132177.jpg(13kB, 360x450)Stephen.jpg
>>427926
I'll calm down when the Monarch goes to his room
>>427919
>Kicks Jack in the dick
No.427928
Anonymous
Image:160798135473.png(707kB, 923x1009)queans.png
>>427924
>"I want you.."

>"LOVE will find a way and that's always true..."

Theme for Scanty & Knee Socksyoutube thumb
No.427929
Anonymous
Replies:>>427932>>427998
Image:160798145471.png(1.93MB, 1334x750)E278E8A9-10F5-46B3-BF3C-0280A1B2E29F.png
>>427927
AWGH!

That’s it! JACKBOTS, ATTACK!
No.427930
Anonymous
Image:160798145884.jpg(7kB, 252x203)Grunkle-Stan-gravity-falls-31568096-252-203.jpg
>>427923
Any good qualities she can name about him are things she thought up after the fact. No one will actually admit being drawn to an asshole because it makes them look crazy, so she'll tell you the things she likes are qualities you can find in any Milquetoast Mordecai. Because everyone understands that, but no one actually believes it.

Everyone loves an asshole kid. The 3rd seed in this whole damn thing is based entirely around that concept. Those miser bros are kinda dicks as well. Trust me, Jack. I'm a jerk, and everyone loves me.
No.427931
Anonymous
Image:160798160067.jpg(45kB, 480x960)51390243_1777501985688295_4812439554415919104_o.jpg
>>427841
Because I'm the Abraham Lincoln of hentai mascots and Shuma Gorath promised to marry me if we made it to round 4
No.427932
Anonymous
Replies:>>427940>>427941>>427943>>427949
Image:160798177479.png(286kB, 652x675)Stephen.jpg
>>427929
>Smashes a couple of Jackbots with my bare hands
I will not stop until the Monarch accepts his grounding!
No.427933
Anonymous
Image:160798184172.png(12kB, 206x293)ChefFront.png
>>427927
I'll see what i can do.
>>427917
Hey Monarch. Would you get in your room if your wife is there with you?
No.427934
Anonymous
>>427924
The Nightmare Before Christmas - What's This (Lyrics)youtube thumb
Honestly applies to both Jack and the Grinch’s way of looking at Christmas
No.427935
Anonymous
Replies:>>427952>>427998>>428127
Image:160798201116.png(929kB, 2048x1869)deerchibisnickering.png
>>427864
Yes sir!

I might do just that! Turning up the heat...literally! Assuming you can win this whole darning thing, Dastardly! Ha ha!

>>427880
I actually do not!

Either you can explain to me or you can run along! Maybe gain a few favors in here with that oh so great personality of yours!

>>427888
Some of them do indeed! But do you know what most people love? A villain that they LOVE TO HATE!

We've had a few contenders for that already in Belos, Ramses, Dan....have you tried being that kind of villain, Gwen?

>>427908
I see!

So on a scale of one to fifty, how are you enjoying your recent partnership with this Shake-With-A-Speech?

>>427824
You know, he just seemed to disappear! Rammy ought to hurry on back, because the new round of races starts soon!
No.427936
Anonymous
Replies:>>427937>>427947>>427955
Image:160798203578.gif(828kB, 500x282)La7JilX.gif
The lack of Scruffy support disturbs me. Who else here voted for Scruffy and Mr Morris?
No.427937
Anonymous
Replies:>>427939
>>427936
I only did because the other option was so fucking bad
No.427938
Anonymous
>>427924
A Battle Between Two (VS. Bowser & Eggman) - Mario & Sonic: Collision OSTyoutube thumb
No.427939
Anonymous
Image:160798226436.gif(3.28MB, 498x280)TheMan.gif
>>427937
I mean true, but Scruffy is a great character in his own right.
No.427940
Anonymous
Replies:>>427943>>427944>>427954
Image:160798235021.jpg(62kB, 728x409)1170_4.jpg
>>427926
>>427922
HAH! One Henchmen? I got hundreds of 'em and Guild life-insurance is second to none.
See? My Henchchef doesn't even fear you. Go my minions, to battle!
>>427927
>>427932
Never! The Mighty Monarch cannot be grounded! No mortal man can tell me to go to my room unless I wish it so! My Henchmen are ready to put their lives on the line, their sacrifices will always be honored.
No.427941
Anonymous
Image:160798249697.png(2.09MB, 1454x1352)Screen Shot 2020-03-19 at 1.59.58 PM.png
>>427932
lol imagine telling a supervillain to go to their room and not expecting to have your ass handed to you
No.427942
Anonymous
Replies:>>427952>>427957>>427962>>427978>>427990>>427993>>428010>>428012
Image:160798259327.jpg(88kB, 1280x720)look-guys.jpeg
>>427728
Look guys! Dick confessed to sabotaging cars! Hurry and check your engines before its time to go
No.427943
Anonymous
Replies:>>427954>>427998
Image:160798264032.png(92kB, 365x363)ChefRun.png
>>427940
Alrighty then.
>>427932
Come on. Time to get out.
No.427944
Anonymous
Image:160798273246.jpg(64kB, 960x471)050.jpg
Just arrived and...

>>427940
Holy man, based...
No.427946
Anonymous
Replies:>>427958>>427960
Image:160798291281.png(483kB, 682x710)Screen Shot 2020-12-14 at 3.49.23 PM.png
This is already as chaotic as I thought it would be.

But a bit entertaining, nonetheless.
No.427947
Anonymous
Replies:>>427948>>427961>>427964
Image:160798298092.jpg(242kB, 928x1200)66622488_p0_master1200.jpg
>>427924
To Be Loved - Papa Roach (with lyrics)youtube thumb

>>427895
You can eat Dave if you want. I won't mind.

>>427923
Look if you want to impress Gwen then you've gotta hit her with the good ol tentacles. People say laughter is the best medicine but its actually tentacles.

>>427936
I'm rooting for Star and Gertrude because I'm hoping that I can get my own faction out of this.
No.427948
Anonymous
Replies:>>427975>>427980
Image:160798308264.png(1.39MB, 1334x750)CF19154A-403C-42E0-85C4-7148DE088BE9.png
>>427947
... That disgusting, I’m Chinese not Japanese
No.427949
Anonymous
Replies:>>427950>>427953>>427998>>428037
Image:160798327491.jpg(13kB, 300x300)Primal_SDCC_27.jpg
>>427831
>>427932
......
No.427950
Anonymous
>>427949
welp
No.427951
Anubis
Replies:>>427963>>427970>>427972
Image:160798343553.jpg(742kB, 1440x942)MyLifeWorkingGONE.jpg
>>427824
Bat, Egypt... everything here is destroyed... Ramses escaped just in time...
please... protect my... protect the pharaoh and the prince...
No.427952
Dick
Replies:>>428012
Image:160798346344.png(1.16MB, 1180x931)Watchful.png
>>427935
Oh, I'll be sure to!
>>427942
Drat! Me and my big mouth! Oh, well. There's still the end of round surprise!
*Muttley snickers*
Quiet!
No.427953
SPANG GEER
>>427949
WE SHALL FIGHT FOR YOU. WHO IS OUR NEXT TARGET.
No.427954
Anonymous
Replies:>>427959>>427969>>427998
Image:160798350508.png(59kB, 194x202)Stephen.jpg
>>427940
By the end of this thread, you are going to be grounded
>Punches my way through dozens of Henchmen, breaks a few of their arms, and snaps one guy's neck
>>427943
You're grounded too now!
>Climbs up your back and starts punching you in the head
No.427955
Anonymous
Image:160798352142.png(590kB, 956x720)1588306632945.png
>>427936
They do it all for free! What a pair of swell fellows!
No.427956
Anonymous
>>427898
Goddamn it he's relapsing. YOU DUMPED JON, THINK OF ALL THE BAD MEMORIES THIS BRINGS, OR BETTER YET, MIND WIPE YOURSELF LIKE YOU DID HIM
No.427957
Anonymous
Replies:>>427967
Image:160798358586.png(140kB, 527x503)ChefSitChair.png
>>427942
I doubt there's anything wrong with our car.
*Checks the engine*
What the fuck!? Where did all of this fried chicken come from!? DIIIIICK!!!!
No.427958
Anonymous
Replies:>>427985
Image:160798359222.jpg(82kB, 349x443)32B28773-C410-4D4F-B342-A17AC6E8297F.jpeg
>>427946
Yup it is Beetlebirdmaskman
No.427959
Anonymous
Replies:>>427968>>428037
Image:160798362023.jpg(296kB, 640x594)AAAB50B1-A2F2-4A9E-A6B7-BBA74813DB90.jpeg
>>427954
What’s that? Can’t hear you very well from inside Fang’s stomach
No.427960
Anonymous
Replies:>>427985
>>427946
>You have an interesting essence, Emperor...
No.427961
Anonymous
Replies:>>427979
>>427947
Ken Ashcorp - In The Zoneyoutube thumb
No.427962
Anonymous
Replies:>>427966>>427973
Image:160798373424.jpg(50kB, 640x801)85D1FA73-2EFE-4E1E-A46D-5E233B5B9CCD.jpeg
>>427942
Unlike you simple-minded fools, I didn’t come in a simple car! My transforming Chumdam Suit slash Hovercraft is protected from such simple sabotage—
Wait, what’s that smell?
No.427963
Anonymous
Replies:>>427970
>>427951
>>427298
No.427964
Anonymous
>>427947
I'd Like To Teach The World To Fap (In Perfect Harmony)youtube thumb
>Not posting the song you sung yourself
No.427965
Anonymous
Replies:>>427992>>428012
Image:160798378214.png(387kB, 600x600)wilkins-and-wontkins - Copy.png
>>427282
>Luck just seems to go sour for those who don't drink Wilkins
No.427966
Anonymous
Replies:>>427971
>>427962
rotten meat?
No.427967
Dick
Replies:>>427977
Image:160798381556.png(845kB, 1152x892)Muttley Bonked.png
>>427957
So THAT'S where it went.
*Bonks Muttley*
I said a BOMB you flea ridden cretin!
No.427968
Anonymous
Replies:>>428037
Image:160798384041.png(594kB, 1280x720)Stephen.jpg
>>427959
>Climbs out through her rectum. Bites off a chunk of her tail and runs.
The what now lardo? You want to be grounded too? I WILL NOT BE STOPPED UNTIL SOMEONE GOES TO THEIR ROOM!
No.427969
Anonymous
Replies:>>427974
Image:160798384969.png(589kB, 1365x768)NoPayCheckForChef.png
>>427954
Ah, God damnit! Get off!
*Throws you of my back and pin you down with a body slam*
No.427970
Anonymous
>>427951
>>427963
You made this? Nice job?
No.427971
Anonymous
Image:160798389868.jpg(143kB, 486x533)395939BA-A1A5-4E07-B83D-7AE59FB081C7.jpeg
>>427966
Chum, yes! But not in our delicious and top-quality food, but instead inside the engine!
Curses! This will take us valuable time to fix!
No.427972
Anonymous
Image:160798390290.jpg(433kB, 1920x1080)6B00AF3D-58C0-41B2-A9A2-9692CEF3303B.jpeg
>>427951
I’ll keep them safe like my son
No.427973
Anonymous
Replies:>>427983
>>427962
You know who you’re going up against, right Plankton?
No.427974
Anonymous
Replies:>>427977
Image:160798407884.png(167kB, 452x385)Stephen.jpg
>>427969
Uh?
>Kicks you in the dick
>It does nothing
Shit.
No.427975
Anonymous
Replies:>>427976
Image:160798414590.png(31kB, 900x860)png-clipart-grunkle-stan-dipper-pines-mabel-pines-youtube-gravity-falls-youtube-hand-bill-cipher.png
>>427948
Wait, kid, the purple broad might be onto something! Not about the tentacles, though maybe... No! What she's right about is you needing an animal companion! Ladies love animals! Gwen herself has a soft spot for that dinosaur, and I even hear she once had a pet land shark. I'm not even gonna question what that is!

All you need to do is find some mindless, filthy animal to make you more attractive. Maybe "borrow" one from one of these other saps. It can even have tentacles, I dunno. Just try it.
No.427976
Anonymous
Replies:>>427986
Image:160798423334.jpg(196kB, 1362x828)BD2C7E8A-A129-42AC-A865-45EBFB9C634E.jpeg
>>427975
.... Best I have is a parrot.

Plus I can always take over Chase’s place and steal all the tigers and big cats he has.
No.427977
Anonymous
Replies:>>427987>>427991
Image:160798426010.jpg(262kB, 846x596)Chef-Hatchet-total-drama-island-9366306-846-596.jpg
>>427967
Time to kill two birds with one stone.
>>427974
Come here you!
*Grabs Stephen and throws him right at Dick*
No.427978
Anonymous
Replies:>>427984>>427987>>427989
Image:160798426221.jpg(25kB, 600x600)grace30.jpg
>>427942
You Dick! How did you know that filling the car full of cutesy things could threaten the evil integrity of the Homewrecker? Where does one man find 47 puppies?
No.427979
Anonymous
>>427961
Had no idea this existed and I feel my existence is validated now
No.427980
Anonymous
Replies:>>427982>>427994
Image:160798436789.png(36kB, 197x271)Hank.jpg
>>427948
Boy, I thought you were from Laos?
No.427981
Anonymous
As a repersentive of the Fatfag voting block, which holds between 8-25% of the power, what do your female candidates have to offer us?
No.427982
Anonymous
>>427980
fucking kek, I'm dying
No.427983
Anonymous
Replies:>>428025>>428028>>428032
Image:160798444088.jpg(86kB, 394x689)C4308ECD-AF56-4140-8CB4-7B5DEC42B077.jpeg
>>427973
Bah, eldritch abominations are no match for my expert supervillainy! Besides, do they have a gorgeous computer wife helping them? I don’t think so.
No.427984
Anonymous
Replies:>>427987
>>427978
>47 puppies
Aw man, imagine how many times he had to breed his dog to get that amount.
No.427985
Anonymous
Replies:>>427988
Image:160798447618.png(94kB, 504x286)Screen Shot 2020-12-14 at 1.29.47 AM.png
>>427777
Amity Blight! Still doing well enough to begin the race I see.

>>427958
Hmph. I should grow use to these nicknames.

>>427960
There's no point in hiding yourself here. Come on out.
No.427986
Anonymous
Replies:>>427994>>428012
Image:160798453255.jpg(28kB, 512x288)45de1e2952a5e6370bfaea074a7a58a48ec3dcd5v2_00.jpg
>>427976
Buy one, steal one, doesn't matter. And remember, the best laid plans are no substitute for taking ACTION! Don't just THINK about stealing someone's animal companion, FOLLOW THROUGH with stealing someone's animal companion. And whatever you get, just make sure it has personality!
No.427987
Dick
Replies:>>427995>>427997
Image:160798456406.png(638kB, 775x522)Frustrated Dick.png
>>427977
*Ducks and retreats away from the scene*
Damn it, Muttley! That guy is supposed to be D E A D DEAD! Well, if he rips you apart, too. You have yourself to blame!
>>427978
>>427984
Ask Muttley because... I don't ask.
No.427988
Anonymous
Replies:>>428008>>428025
Image:160798463395.jpg(2.96MB, 1440x2632)BelosLich1.jpg
>>427985
>As you wish
No.427989
Anonymous
Replies:>>427997
Image:160798463826.jpg(9kB, 297x170)images.jpg
>>427978
Heh, i like your attitude girl.
No.427990
Anonymous
Replies:>>428002
Image:160798467394.png(111kB, 620x173)20201027_124957.png
>>427942
Just as I thought. Sneaky bastard replaced my brake lines with yarn. Thankfully we brought spares in case something like this happened.
No.427991
Anonymous
Replies:>>428005>>428011
Image:160798469027.jpg(17kB, 313x286)Stephen.jpg
>>427977
Oh you messed up now. GO TO YOUR ROOM IMMEDIATELY MISTER!
>Picks up Dick with one hand and chucks him at you
No.427992
Anonymous
Replies:>>428101
Image:160798472262.png(681kB, 848x902)Screen Shot 2020-12-14 at 5.24.58 PM.png
>>427965
Hey Wilkins, I hear Mr. Stotch doesn't drink Wilkins coffee.
No.427993
Anonymous
Replies:>>427999>>428002>>428005
Image:160798491869.jpg(22kB, 500x350)41awZtTHdLL._AC_.jpg
>>427942
Dick Dastardly replaced the Moneymobile's counterfeit money with REAL money!
No.427994
Anonymous
Image:160798495864.jpg(310kB, 1280x720)0776DB33-A842-4424-AEDB-79D259990D80.jpeg
>>427980
Nope. Just the good ol China with its government tyranny and great firewall.
>>427986
They’re literally the strongest warriors turned into big cats.
No.427995
Anonymous
Replies:>>428002>>428005
Image:160798496052.jpg(57kB, 1192x670)Mao-Mao-5.jpeg
>>427987
You and your smelly dog are both in serious trouble if I find you messing with my Aerocycle! You hear me! And don't think we've forgotten Wildcat either!
No.427997
Anonymous
Replies:>>428011
Image:160798498908.jpg(115kB, 1199x672)57869854.jpeg
>>427987
Wait... Your dog talks? Did you happen to adopt him from a magical therapy train?

>>427989
Right back at cha, um... Chef? Is that really your name?
No.427998
Anonymous
Replies:>>428004>>428012>>428031>>428037
Image:160798503429.png(293kB, 994x967)henchgwen_gun.png
>>427935
>"Being a 'villain you love to hate' doesn't really feel like MY thing. I mean, I think it could have been at one point but I didn't really like the look of where that road was headed. I feel like I kind I've sort of worked myself comfortably into the cute, spunky underdog kind of antagonist. Like, 'she screws up a bunch but gosh darn it, she's trying', you know?"
>>427929
>>427943
>>427949
>>427954
>"Oh, wait, do we have a boss fight thing going on?! Count me in on that!"
No.427999
Anonymous
Replies:>>428001
>>427993
>Dick bankrupted himself to get one over on another team
Checks out
No.428000
Anonymous
Replies:>>428006>>428013>>428021>>428024>>428031>>428074
Image:160798508707.png(719kB, 750x750)Radio Husbando.png
Soon...
No.428001
Anonymous
>>427999
Trips confirm. Also loving some of these responses
No.428002
Anonymous
Replies:>>428007>>428015>>428019
Image:160798513856.jpg(131kB, 1040x435)RCO018-3.jpg
>>427993
>>427995
>>427990
He sabotaged my plane!
No.428004
Anonymous
Replies:>>428020
Image:160798515450.png(117kB, 227x538)Stephen.jpg
>>427998
>Grabs your gun and swallows it whole
No playing with guns in the house miss or you're grounded
No.428005
Dick
Replies:>>428009
Image:160798515617.png(253kB, 390x582)Screaming.png
>>427991
MUTTLEYYYYYYYY! DOOOO SOMETHING!
>>427993
>>427995
FOR GOODNESS SAKE, MUTTLEY! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ANNIHILATE THEM! NOT GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO LAUGH ABOUT A WEEK FROM NOW!
No.428006
Anonymous
>>428000
>Trips
OOOOOOOHHHH!!!
No.428007
Anonymous
Image:160798527875.jpg(26kB, 640x360)crying.jpeg
>>428002
Oh my God.
No.428008
Anonymous
>>427988
>>427298
No.428009
Anonymous
Image:160798529501.png(135kB, 400x400)Muttley Snicker.png
>>428005
*Leaps up into the air, and yanks Dick by his collar with his teeth while rushing to the Mean Machine and snickering.*
No.428010
Anonymous
Replies:>>428039
Image:160798529505.png(136kB, 373x288)CFE2A742-BA9F-49D9-BDCC-C831C1C9E33E.png
>>427942
That insect stole all my Energon fuel, once I get my hands on him I’ll tear him apart limb from limb
No.428011
Anonymous
Replies:>>428018>>428035>>428037
Image:160798533299.png(43kB, 200x200)31984.png
>>427997
Yep that's my-
>>427991
*Blocks Dick with my fist*
As i was saying, yes, my name really is Chef.
No.428012
Anonymous
Replies:>>428020>>428022>>428029
Image:160798539780.png(539kB, 640x921)deertimesiddown.png
>>427942
We've already checked ourselves out! Good thing our ride doesn't have a vehicle or any kind of big mechanisms, hahahaha!

>>427952
However, I'd say that was rather rude of you, Dastardly! I wonder what the "upper management" helping out with this tourney will have to say!

>>427998
You better hope that your attempts in trying stay cute enough that no darned person throws you out for it!

And don't worry too much about that boss! He's just about reached that high point on the "too hectic to start truly caring" meter and THAT....is when yours truly shall step in!

>>427965
Wilkins! Hand me another cup of that Wilkins Coffee! We're just about ready to go!

>>427986
>pic
Oh sir! Seems something just came right up behind you!
No.428013
Anonymous
>>428000
OH SHIT YOU CAME
No.428015
Dick
Image:160798551153.png(1.29MB, 1440x1080)D and M.png
>>428002
That's more like it, Muttley! Now if only yo could have done the same for the rest of them! That minimal compliment is all you're going to get!
No.428018
Anonymous
Replies:>>428023>>428031>>428039>>428041
Image:160798569462.png(86kB, 328x302)Stephen.jpg
>>428011
>When you blocked Dick, I jumped up behind you and pinned you down
>I start punching you in the face
No.428019
Anonymous
Image:160798571856.png(74kB, 512x512)5.png
>>428002
Shit! Are you okay?
No.428020
Anonymous
Replies:>>428031>>428033>>428045>>428102
Image:160798571874.png(247kB, 712x558)henchgwen_scared2.png
>>428012
>"Hey, it's been working out for me so far!"
>"And, thanks Al. I think if things ever fell through with me and Mr. The Monarch, at least I have some options open."
>>428004
>"...okay, no one mentioned he could eat guns. That's kind of my bread and butter."
>"M-maybe if Butters gets in more trouble he'll turn his attention back on him?"
No.428021
Anonymous
>>428000
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.428022
Dick
Replies:>>428102
Image:160798572708.png(477kB, 669x502)Dastardly and Muttley.png
>>428012
Do you want to try hanging out with him for an hour? It's no easy task!
No.428023
Anonymous
Replies:>>428026>>428040
Image:160798581655.jpg(304kB, 640x785)B27455CC-49E4-4330-A3BF-A836E6C0CDCB.jpeg
>>428018
Don’t worry everyone, I’ve got this!
*shoves Jon’s shit down his throat*
No.428024
Anonymous
>>428000
Hell yeah.
No.428025
Anonymous
Replies:>>428058
Image:160798585249.png(673kB, 1090x1276)Screen Shot 2020-12-14 at 4.42.49 PM.png
>>427988
Oh....it's you.

The Lich, known for wanting to extinguish every life form and bringing death to all he touches. Don't you have a little plankton to race?
>>427983

Because I am certain you will get more out of him than from me in getting what you want.
No.428026
Anonymous
>>428023
For once, Megamind is based.
No.428027
Anonymous
Replies:>>428034>>428038>>428039
Image:160798590300.jpg(48kB, 550x414)jose-carioca.jpg
Anyone need a smoke?
No.428028
Nekron
Replies:>>428030>>428032
Image:160798591215.png(1.21MB, 800x1212)4d114314fc948961fce6bcbbbca01612.png
>>427983
-Why he still alive?
No.428029
Anonymous
Replies:>>428102
Image:160798601011.png(536kB, 1280x720)tumblr_inline_ns6n3lUs3I1tnsu9q_1280.png
>>428012
Yeah, I hit the NSFW tag on accident, so I couldn't see the thing come up behind me. I'm gonna get an earful from Mabel. I need a drink...

On the plus side, this Stotch guy is pretty entertaining, and chaos is always good for business.
No.428030
Anonymous
Image:160798603257.jpg(144kB, 363x525)3C745492-5317-4E4D-ACEA-522F4105E63A.jpeg
>>428028
Why are you so ugly?
No.428031
Anonymous
Replies:>>428064
Image:160798609330.png(1.12MB, 1971x1134)FA31C54F-9A1C-41EB-9289-CAECA210E942.png
>>427998
It works fine until you have a new antagonist and you never win again and eventually become so much of a punching bag your redemption arc is canned.

But hey, what would I know?
>>428000
>YOU MAGNIFICENT SON OF A BITCH
>>428020
I have an idea.
>>428018
YOU CAN’T GROUND ME YOU SON OF A BITCH! GP AHEAD AND TRY
No.428032
Batman (Black Lantern)
Replies:>>428089
Image:160798610956.jpg(46kB, 429x512)71cda575d8ce8c21351bce9a0b2e38ddd366b587_00.jpg
>>428028
>>427983

He is really small... noone in the corporation can grab/kill him
No.428033
Anonymous
Replies:>>428036>>428042>>428064
Image:160798615060.jpg(263kB, 1073x984)Chaos.jpg
>>428020
I can't get in more trouble. Dad had me sent to arkham asylum. I'm being locked up.
No.428034
Anonymous
Replies:>>428049
Image:160798620285.jpg(280kB, 640x451)2A58B49C-9C77-46D1-AA4B-5B1E432A7B0B.jpeg
>>428027
Got one already
No.428035
Anonymous
Replies:>>428059
Image:160798623104.png(346kB, 411x671)1606793598929.png
>>428011
Nice punch! Damn, did he just fly back 20 feet?

Wow, well... Nice to meet you Chef! At least your name seems to fit your job because my partner's name apparently means "leg". Parents are stupid.
No.428036
Anonymous
>>428033
Things are getting funnier...
No.428037
Anonymous
Replies:>>428045>>428059>>428142
Image:160798625762.jpg(71kB, 1024x576)MonarchAndDrMrsTheMonarch.jpg
>>427968
>>427959
>>427949
>>428011
>>427998
That's it my Henchmen, fight on! Show him the power of the Cocoon! Make him regret the day he ever decided he could ground the Mighty Monarch!

As villains, we've spent our whole lives flipping the bird to authority (Guild councilmen excluded), are you going to stand idly by while this man dares to make demands of you to go to your rooms?! Nay! Villains have NO bedtimes, jackass, and no one tells the Monarch what to do!
No.428038
Anonymous
Replies:>>428073
Image:160798633564.jpg(61kB, 421x600)ed11eba36511af60f83019a4c497b794.jpg
>>428027
I already got smokes, but I'm willing to join you for a smoke.
No.428039
Anonymous
Replies:>>428054
Image:160798636203.jpg(347kB, 1920x1080)239229_fuzzymelox_zone-tan.jpg
>>428018
You know? I think I'll get in on this too.
>Grabs Dick with tentacles and begins slamming him repeatedly on the ground
Well I guess now its you who's grounded!

>>428010
Beast Wars Megatron is still better than you. Yes, so much better.

>>428027
Well I don't need one, but I want one
No.428040
Anonymous
Replies:>>428044
Image:160798639182.jpg(4kB, 81x128)Stephen.jpg
>>428023
>Spits it out
>Strangles Jon Arbuckle to death with my bare hands
Are you gonna cry? Go ahead, I wanna see you cry.
No.428041
Anonymous
Replies:>>428043
Image:160798643848.png(1.91MB, 1280x1446)36734587546.png
>>428018
Dude, why are you punching my bro Chef in the face? Chill.
No.428042
Anonymous
Image:160798650672.jpg(66kB, 1280x720)9E3B6663-B9A6-420F-B2A5-50358A52E51A.jpeg
>>428033
Hey kid while you’re here why don’t you help me, that Lock-Up fellow really wants to take down that girl with whatsit on her hair
No.428043
Anonymous
Replies:>>428046
>>428041
Is that pic by Sparrow?
No.428044
Anonymous
Replies:>>428059>>428062
Image:160798657617.jpg(305kB, 640x823)55BCB440-57A8-480F-983C-CC8E6F91CB50.jpeg
>>428040
What? JON!? MY POOPY PROMISED ONE?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
No.428045
Anonymous
Replies:>>428059>>428062>>428064
Image:160798662511.png(527kB, 1280x720)Pip.jpg
>>428020
>>428037
Chaps, maybe we can beat him with the power of friendship
>Hugs Stephen
No.428046
Anonymous
>>428043
I got this off a random infinity train thread tbh. No idea. Sorry anon.
No.428047
Anonymous
Replies:>>428048>>428050>>428051
Damn, this feels like Vilgax all over again.
No.428048
Anonymous
Replies:>>428050>>428051
>>428047
It kind of is tbh, the guy isn’t really going along with things
No.428049
Anonymous
Image:160798675252.jpg(366kB, 1490x1565)s-l160.jpg
>>428034
Ah, a man of fine taste
No.428050
Anonymous
Replies:>>428053>>428056
>>428047
>>428048
I say we just begin ignoring the guy. Don't give him (you)s
No.428051
Anonymous
>>428047
>>428048
I say we just begin ignoring the guy. Don't give him (you)s
No.428053
Anonymous
Replies:>>428055
>>428050
I don’t mind him killing Jon though, it’s one cancer killing off another
No.428054
Anonymous
Replies:>>428062
Image:160798690754.jpg(28kB, 210x240)980F9938-2C34-4990-8E43-BE126AB15A2A.jpeg
>>428039
Just for that I’ll send you through a Bloody Zone to the end of time
No.428055
Anonymous
Replies:>>428061
>>428053
Yes. I don't get why the Jon stuff has gone on for so long
No.428056
Anonymous
Replies:>>428057
>>428050
What (yous)?
No.428057
Anonymous
>>428056
Replies I guess
No.428058
Anonymous
Replies:>>428102>>428111
Image:160798703160.jpg(47kB, 573x478)White_Lantern_Power_Battery.jpg
>>428025
>it's not only what i want... it's what you want... what some of the competitors want... the power of life...
No.428059
Anonymous
Replies:>>428063>>428138>>428150
Image:160798703679.jpg(97kB, 960x540)Stephen.jpg
>>428035
>Punches you in the face
>>428037
>Beats the shit out of more henchmen
>>428044
Ahaha!
NONE CAN STOP ME! ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO YOUR ROOMS!

>>428045
Ew, get away from me fag
>kicks Pip down

YES! YES!
>Has a heart attack and fucking dies
T-tell Butters, he's grounded
No.428060
Anonymous
Replies:>>428069>>428076>>428102>>428165
Image:160798707503.jpg(191kB, 1266x948)uotr65ytn2t01.jpg
Everyone who purchases a large Mystery Patty meal gets immunity from grounding for the rest of the tournament.
No.428061
Anonymous
>>428055
Well you see, anons like shitposting
No.428062
Anonymous
Replies:>>428066>>428071
Image:160798715676.png(516kB, 1280x1646)1585093068558.png
>>428054
Will I be able to listen to Instruments of Destruction while you do it? That would make it so worth it.

>>428044
Poopy will lie and cheat to you. Tentacles will never do that. Join my cause instead.

>>428045
Yeah, and the power of love might also help a lot too
>Kisses Shuma Gorath
No.428063
Anonymous
Replies:>>428075
Image:160798730606.jpg(14kB, 264x473)Chaos.jpg
>>428059
Oh jeez, grounded in Arkham Asylum. What's going to happen to me?
No.428064
Anonymous
Replies:>>428065>>428093
Image:160798731950.png(341kB, 457x840)henchgwen_unsure.png
>>428031
>"Oof, they hit you with villain decay? That sucks dude, I've seen how that goes. It's like the only thing you can do in that scenario is make the switch to hero or at least anti-hero to find a niche, once you lose your main villain status it's hard to get it back."
>>428033
>"...wow, and I thought the Monarch was strict. That's next level mean-parenting."
>>428045
>>428031
>"He just ate my gun and sent his only son to an insane asylum, I don't know if I wanna get close enough for a hug."
>"He REALLY wants to ground the Monarch, but I'm pretty sure the only one who has even a chance of pulling that off is Mrs. The Monarch."
No.428065
Anonymous
Replies:>>428138
Image:160798748865.jpg(207kB, 1057x828)B17583D3-EBF6-4F15-92AE-D06E1316AE1B.jpeg
>>428064
Yup. Never won a single showdown after Season 1.
My redemption got canned by the suits as well.
Metal’s a chinese element! I had it in the bag!
No.428066
Anonymous
Image:160798751277.jpg(314kB, 640x1053)83B00D18-6325-42F9-89BE-88AE8AA17A2C.jpeg
>>428062
I...I don’t think I can even think about that now. I need some alone time, just me and what little amount of Jon’s shit still remains.
No.428068
Anonymous
Replies:>>428072
Not going to lie, it got annoying to me too so I just killed him. I didn't even read the replies that people already hated him until after I killed him.
No.428069
Anonymous
Replies:>>428077>>428078
Image:160798753911.jpg(292kB, 1200x676)Moon-Knight-header-image.jpg
>>428060
>Falls from the sky
Give me one!
No.428070
Anonymous
Image:160798755290.jpg(14kB, 318x159)25FEC967-8759-4602-BD4B-F5A44F583FB7.jpeg
>>428063Don’t worry kiddo, while you’re here we’ll take good care of you
No.428071
Anonymous
Image:160798761132.png(886kB, 701x1076)5B1CF449-AD5A-4EB6-A49D-8615460A035E.png
>>428062
As long as it means you’ll be out of my sight
No.428072
Anonymous
>>428068
Well, this is the guy who went down after getting punched in the balls by his (Mostly) wimpy son.
No.428073
Anonymous
Replies:>>428079>>428081
Image:160798768063.png(230kB, 513x600)78bbdb1f535.png
>>428038
You seem the smoker type, have you ever tried one on the docks of Bahia?
No.428074
Anonymous
>>428000
He has returned
No.428075
Anonymous
Image:160798775934.jpg(55kB, 1280x718)batman-smiling-1189827-1280x0.jpeg
>>428063
>Dr Chaos grounded in Arkham Asylum
Finally... Justice...
No.428076
Anonymous
Replies:>>428083>>428086
Image:160798779052.jpg(60kB, 526x960)ashi54.jpg
>>428060
Immunity from all grounding? Does this mean the term "grounding" in every shape form and fashion? If I were to be plucked out of my car and slammed to the ground, would this prevent injury? Where is the proof behind your advertisement?
No.428077
Anonymous
Image:160798780266.jpg(32kB, 500x500)Mao-Mao-cheerful-screaming(1).jpg
>>428069
Moonknight! You survived! Hopefully there won't be more explosives!
No.428078
Anonymous
Replies:>>428080>>428082
Image:160798789028.jpg(89kB, 411x300)mr-krabs.jpg
>>428069
Here you are sir! And don't forget to also get a FREE souvenir SCAM Inc. cup on your next purchase of a large Mystery Patty meal when you vote SCAM Inc! Not valid with any other offers!
No.428079
Anonymous
Replies:>>428081>>428085
Image:160798795539.jpg(332kB, 1200x1200)66636-original-91398-original-blacksad.jpg
>>428073
Actually I've never been to Bahia.
No.428080
Anonymous
Replies:>>428083>>428084
>>428078
Who are you scamming? He's dead now.
No.428081
Anonymous
Replies:>>428085
>>428073
>>428079
We might be able to fit a stop there in on the next leg of the race, heading north from Machu Picchu
No.428082
Anonymous
Image:160798809396.jpg(74kB, 893x716)2f48e2b545edef3d4c217a7d2f82e242.jpg
>>428078
No.428083
Anonymous
Replies:>>428087>>428092
Image:160798817317.jpg(115kB, 843x718)WM-TV-Top10-Reasons-Mr-Krabs-Should-Be-Arrested_T6Z4I6-720p30-B.jpg
>>428076
You eat enough of these world-famous patties, ain't nothing in this dimension or the next will even be able to pick you up!

>>428080
But his money is isn't!
No.428084
Anonymous
Replies:>>428093
Image:160798831277.png(92kB, 307x188)iugbigb.png
>>428080
´W-what?
No.428085
Anonymous
Replies:>>428099
Image:160798839417.png(105kB, 648x396)bahia.PNG
>>428079
>>428081
WELL LET'S GO
No.428086
Anonymous
Replies:>>428090>>428104
>>428076
I don't know. But I hear Simon likes them.
No.428087
Anonymous
Replies:>>428090
Image:160798849678.png(310kB, 820x1884)ashi09.png
>>428083
Hmm... This may have merit. Grace! Where is your daddy's credit card?
No.428089
Nekron
Image:160798866509.jpg(110kB, 700x500)atomica.jpg
>>428032
Then call Atomica or something...
No.428090
Anonymous
Replies:>>428104
Image:160798867596.jpg(616kB, 1242x1920)ashi44_alts_art.jpg
>>428086
Simon likes these "groundings?" No! I will not partake in things that harlot likes! Grace, I change my mind. >>428087 We will not invest in that humble businessman's product!
No.428091
Anonymous
So, do we like the 1 thread per round or multi-part thread rounds better?
No.428092
Anonymous
Replies:>>428104
Image:160798870790.jpg(342kB, 583x625)177B8807-1E20-4E47-A641-9B897CF3DB21.jpeg
>>428083
Another order? Coming right up, Mister Krabs!
And then after this I can go back to helping my own team, right?
No.428093
Anonymous
Replies:>>428095>>428097>>428100>>428101>>428108>>428138>>428142
Image:160798874971.png(472kB, 684x720)Pip.jpg
>>428064
>>428084
Mr. Stotch's dead now. He died after I hugged him. Oh dear, did I do something wrong? i'm terribly sorry.
No.428094
Anonymous
>>427322
>Ironwood
Come on, villains who got screwed over by their shows are loved here. Maybe he will find his spouse or long lost father
No.428095
Anonymous
>>428093
Looks like you have a new super power cutesy blond kid
No.428097
Anonymous
>>428093
I'm sure it was just blood pressure. Though you were the straw that broke the camel's back.
No.428099
Anonymous
Image:160798903987.jpg(788kB, 3500x3500)IMG_20191216_055014.jpg
>>428085
I'd love to, but sadly we're on a mission. Maybe when everything is over we can go.

Thank goodness I stockpiled on film!
No.428100
Anonymous
>>428093
I suppose that's what happens when you don't drink Wilkins.
No.428101
Anonymous
Replies:>>428106>>428110>>428122>>428138
Image:160798909460.jpg(101kB, 791x1024)Wilkins (Post-Scorpio Deal).jpg
>>427992
>I assume you do, Khan Bowser?

>>428093
>You know, people who don't drink Wilkins just keel over sometimes, sometimes they get unlucky and their hearts give out
No.428102
Anonymous
Replies:>>428115>>428138
Image:160798914650.jpg(128kB, 636x900)deertimeflash.jpg
>>428060
Jokes on you, sir! I've already got that immunity!

>>428020
Options like....?

>>428022
With the mutt? HA! Definitely not now!

>>428029
Speaking of Mabel, how is she doing after finding out she's not going to even be in this little tourney?

Speaking of tourney, less than 2 and a half hours left to vote, folks!

>>428058
.........
No.428104
Anonymous
Replies:>>428108>>428111>>428119>>428123
Image:160798915899.jpg(210kB, 1280x1024)ccfa8fae5095498d2e747565fc3238f8.jpg
>>428086
Puh-LANKTON! Your itty-bitty body may not register as an image, but I recognize that subterfuge anywhere! You can try to steal me formuler, blow up me business, but you never, NEVER come between a man and a hard earned dollar! If I catch you snoopin' around here again, I'll tell Morris and Scruffy you're a comics and/or cartoons thread!

>>428090
I'm so sorry about that miss. If you find in your heart to still give us your business, I'll throw in TWO FREE SCAM Inc. souvenir cups!

>>428092
Just remember you're under a non-compete, boy. So until you're out of the competition, you work for free!
No.428106
Anonymous
Image:160798924029.jpg(5kB, 225x225)HELP.jpg
>>428101
>I never should have came to this stinkin country
No.428107
Anonymous
Replies:>>428118>>428122
Image:160798934841.jpg(9kB, 260x194)VOTES.jpg
>YOU
>BETTER
>VOTE FOR
>MY
>DAUGHTERS
>OR
>ELSE
No.428108
Anonymous
Replies:>>428109>>428146
>>428093
Allright Then... let me buy you a burger... just stay a little away from me

>>428104
Another one... oh and give the souvenir to this child
No.428109
Anonymous
Replies:>>428146
Image:160798940621.jpg(50kB, 678x381)Moon-Knight-Enemies-678x381.jpg
>>428108
forgot the pic
No.428110
Anonymous
Replies:>>428116>>428128
Image:160798943740.png(1.39MB, 1170x1076)Screen Shot 2020-12-14 at 6.42.46 PM.png
>>428101
Of course I do! Every self-respecting villain worth his weight in coins drinks it. Right, Ivo?
No.428111
Anonymous
Replies:>>428120>>428146
Image:160798954514.jpg(442kB, 3218x4022)belos9463.jpg
>>428058
You don't even know if that is my true wish or not, Lich.

But really, is this another one of your little tricks of life? No creature who wished death upon everyone would truthfully give life to anyone.

Especially in a competition like this!

>>428104
You want to take advice from me for once, creature?

Go on and tell the janitors that your little enemy is posting one of those threads about being "Homestuck"...and this "Dark Crystal".

That must be what Kikimora referred them to.
No.428114
Anonymous
>>428113
Might wanna check the timer again
No.428115
Dick
Replies:>>428163
Image:160798972663.png(349kB, 689x340)Glance.png
>>428102
Now who's being rude?
No.428116
Anonymous
Image:160798974282.png(176kB, 385x381)Angry Wilkins (Post Deal with Vriska, powered up).png
>>428110
>I'm glad to here it. Things just seem to happen to people who don't drink Wilkins.


>Now then, could you kindly point me in the direction of "The God Emperor of Mankind"? I am only one toad after all
No.428117
Anonymous
Replies:>>428124>>428129>>428146
Image:160798983438.jpg(40kB, 684x642)edae.jpeg
Hey there everybody!

What'd I miss?
No.428118
Anonymous
>>428107
Yes, already voted Scruffy and Mr Morris
No.428119
Anonymous
Replies:>>428146
Image:160798988608.jpg(117kB, 640x770)CDD23B38-23FF-40B6-8E77-AB6A58040E90.jpeg
>>428104
So quick to assume it was me, Krabs? Maybe they just realized that your product really is subpar after all!
And come now, Krabs, the jannies know full well I’d never do something like that. I only ever post loli porn and bait threads, the only acceptable content on /co/!
No.428120
Anonymous
Replies:>>428154
Image:160798995080.jpg(64kB, 630x630)The-Lich.jpg
>>428111

>We want life far away as possible

>Find the White Lantern and take it with you

>As a sorcerer, it should be easy for you
No.428121
Anonymous
The Emperor's New Daughters were my pick to win, they had out of tourny RP history, and I bet they could have gone a few rounds deep.
Of course they got paired against the Jannies in Round 1.....fuck...and their rivals got booted in the qualifiers.

Not saying they'll lose, but either way, ouch, big hitter gone.


....Atleast I can support Wilkins, he's got Vriska's power.
No.428122
Anonymous
Replies:>>428140
Image:160799004354.jpg(68kB, 600x1200)9BD7855C-7874-4087-9E22-38D6BA190083.jpeg
>>428101
Hey Wilkins, I heard Dave doesn’t drink Wilkins coffee. You know what to do.

>>428107
Hey God-Emperor. If I vote for your daughters, could me and my soon to be husband have our own faction?
No.428123
Anonymous
Replies:>>428136>>428145
Image:160799011456.png(123kB, 1017x1356)1603235479738.png
>>428104
Thanks Krabs, but my partner and I are going with Wilkins. ...And my dad may just be a tad bit angry about all the recent wedding charges on his credit card...
No.428124
Anonymous
Replies:>>428130>>428148>>428175
Image:160799015127.jpg(288kB, 392x851)FBDF02C4-2502-424B-8685-E270A33F89D6.jpeg
>>428117
Someone died
No.428126
Anonymous
Replies:>>428131
(I wanna Wilkins post, but I can't find the fucking M symbol from Vriska he has now, can some anon help me out, a copypaste or something?)
No.428127
Anonymous
Image:160799018682.png(527kB, 604x604)1364364.png
>>427896
I'll take the rest of what I need for payment after I get the squishy mutant. Capiche?

>>427935
You know what?

Maybe I WILL do one of those things.

After I win!
No.428128
Anonymous
Replies:>>428139>>428140
Image:160799021046.png(1.33MB, 1672x1184)Screen Shot 2020-12-14 at 6.44.18 PM.png
>>428110
Uhh... right! I sure do love Wilkins! Best coffee megalomaniacal genius can buy!
No.428129
Anonymous
Replies:>>428175
Image:160799021848.jpg(210kB, 1706x1088)luz04.jpg
>>428117
Some Stephen guy was going around hurting everyone, and I think Belos is with some unfathomable monster now.
scary...
No.428130
Anonymous
Replies:>>428150>>428175
>>428124
Multiple someones died, actually. Jon Arbuckle, Butters’ dad, some of the Monarch’s mooks...
No.428131
Anonymous
Image:160799028628.jpg(5kB, 130x148)prosecutor-heavy-metal-9.41_thumb.jpg
>>428126
♏♏♏♏♏
No.428132
Anonymous
THREAD THEME
Half-Life [Music] - Nuclear Mission Jamyoutube thumb
No.428133
Anonymous
Replies:>>428137
Image:160799029665.gif(30kB, 300x232)2B6A2C14-8B4A-4AC5-95E1-7F509D27E2EF.gif
>>428125
???
No.428134
Anonymous
2 hours remain
No.428136
Anonymous
Replies:>>428143
>>428123
>And my dad may just be a tad bit angry about all the recent wedding charges on his credit card...
How did he react?
No.428137
Anonymous
>>428133
Oh shit it actually ends in 2 hours. My bad
No.428138
Anonymous
Replies:>>428141>>428145>>428163
Image:160799043231.png(514kB, 1357x1250)henchgwen_point.png
>>428059
>"Oh, sweet! We won. Do we split the loot?"
>>428065
>"Yeah... think this is why straddling the moral line and keeping my options open may be a good idea."
>"But, you know what? I think there's something to be said for a guy who sticks to his guns all the way up to the very end. Maybe it wasn't glamorous, but you never stopped trying and didn't switch sides. That's gusty."
>>428093
>"Nah, you didn't do anything wrong little guy. I think something else happened to him..."
>>428101
>"The curse IS real! Now I'm suddenly glad I had that weird voodoo coffee last night."
>>428102
>"Well, besides my 'normal' 'job' I had before I started my henchmanship... assuming BW's done looking around... there's still WOOHP, teaming up with Jack's been working out alright so far, think I got a few other friends around. And, who knows, maybe they're hiring in Hell?"
No.428139
Anonymous
Replies:>>428145
Image:160799051929.png(1,002kB, 1276x1094)Screen Shot 2020-12-14 at 6.59.25 PM.png
>>428128
You seem tense, why not have a cup?
Drink it, Egghead, cuz if he gets mad, he's gonna do something to us, and cost us the whole race!
No.428140
Anonymous
Replies:>>428146>>428150>>428154
Image:160799055067.png(90kB, 251x251)VERY Angry Wilkins (Post Deal with Vriska, powered up).png
>>428128
>Well gosh, normally I'd check myself, but I am a little busy. Maybe if you point me towards the God Emperors place I'll forgoe checking until tomorrow Ivo

>>428122
>I doubt his artery's will last through the night with a zero-Wilkins diet, I'm VERY disappointed in him.
No.428141
Anonymous
Replies:>>428183
Image:160799078583.jpg(112kB, 1092x828)64F96F8F-A3DD-47BE-9799-C973CBF396F5.jpeg
>>428138
Stop, you’re making me blush.

... But also keep going on, it feels nice.

Besides, I did help a couple times to take down Wuya and a couple other bad guys.
No.428142
Anonymous
Replies:>>428230
Image:160799085173.png(612kB, 991x766)Screenshot_2018-02-16_at_8.36.16_PM.png
>>428037
>>428093
Huh... well, that was not quite how I was expecting that to go down. But who cares! Another enemy falls before the indominable will of the Monarch! God, I am on a fucking roll today! Even the milkshake couldn't bring down this mood.

And you Pip: first freaking kill! Hot damn, you are just shooting for the top ranks, aren't you? I knew you'd go places once you came on board, you got the Monarch's killer instinct in you. Keep this up, and you'll have your wings and number in no time. Breath it in son, feel the weight of the first breath you've cut short by your own hand.

Hey, someone got a camera? 21, get over here and get a picture with me, the kid and the body! Ah hell, everyone get in here!
No.428143
Anonymous
Image:160799088781.png(145kB, 353x315)grace31.png
>>428136
>How did he react?
I have to work off the debt in his charities of choice after I get off the train. AND he's subtracting my would-be college fund from it. He laughed at me when I told him it wasn't even MY wedding... *sobs*
No.428144
Anonymous
Replies:>>428151>>428154>>428168
Image:160799093484.png(248kB, 841x467)sleep.png
Sorry about being MIA for a few hours, chaps, I was... Doing very important secret agent stuff.
What did I miss? More importantly, have I won yet?
No.428145
Anonymous
Replies:>>428153>>428163>>428183
Image:160799096867.png(151kB, 336x356)Happy Wilkins (SCORPIO).png
>>428139
>Good to see you ensuring a long and healthy life for Ivo Egg ole Koopa Khan.

>>428138
>Strange things happen to those who don't drink Wilkins.

>>428123
>Little known fact, I'm also fine with Red Diamond Coffee and Community Coffee. Does your dad happen to know a "God Emperor of Mankind", perhaps from the country club or high school?
No.428146
Anonymous
Replies:>>428147>>428154>>428163>>428175
Image:160799103634.png(240kB, 512x384)8dd102608b7814025d8b8e8c01822282.png
>>428108
>>428109
Here you are sir!

>>428111
Not a bad idea, Bellows. You're not half bad, just a little dour. Have you tried a Mystery Patty! It'll give ya the best feeling you'll ever have without breaking the law!

>>428117
Deals! But we always got new ones cookin'!

>>428119
I'm onto you, bug. Your shenanigans may fool everyone else, but they can't fool ME!

>>428140
Wilkins! I hear you have a product people can't refuse! Do you happen to need any help with distribution?
No.428147
Anonymous
Replies:>>428183
Image:160799111959.png(178kB, 385x381)Happy sorta Wilkins (has power within).png
>>428146
>Oh no Eugene, I've already got a friend helping me take the influence of Wilkins further then ever before. More and more people are seeing just how fast your luck can turn when you're not on Wilkins.
No.428148
Black Power Ring
Image:160799124185.jpg(19kB, 250x250)Black_Lantern_power_ring.jpg
>>428124
>Someone
"That's really sad, why don't you increase that number?"
No.428150
Anonymous
Image:160799133507.jpg(28kB, 180x180)09A7B34A-8F13-4CF2-9BC7-442DD7CB1D2F.jpeg
>>428059
Well you wanted Butters grounded but now you’re grounDEAD. Get it? I’ll wait, but only for about a minute, afterwards I get nasty

>>428130
Also I think Megamind is a vegetable now

>>428140
Cool Wilkins, here’s Dave’s phone number and his home address
>Zone-Tan gives Wilkins the address
No.428151
Anonymous
Replies:>>428152>>428166>>428179>>428295
>>428144
Wilkins is a fucking god now
No.428152
Anonymous
Replies:>>428179
>>428151
(*godtier, and I wouldn't say he's QUITE there yet. Star is still alive...for now)
No.428153
Anonymous
Replies:>>428170
Image:160799162259.png(346kB, 411x671)1606793598929.png
>>428145
>Does your dad happen to know a "God Emperor of Mankind
That guy? I think he was a guest lecturer at my dad's university once. If I remember correctly, the topic was civics. Dad said he learned a lot and that lecture was life changing.
No.428154
Anonymous
Replies:>>428179>>428211>>428222
Image:160799162470.jpg(244kB, 1200x1200)belosc.jpg
>>428120
It would. But for now, I find watching this tourney play out to be more of an interest than finding your little lantern, Lich.

Unless you can give me a good reason to go find it right away!

>>428140
And look, I just missed another potentially fascinating thing. The puppet has changed its color!

>>428146
I have not tried any Mystery Patty in my lifespan.

>>428144
Please, from my perspective, we're all still reclining back and waiting on who will proceed past this first race.
No.428155
Anonymous
Replies:>>428157>>428162>>428169>>428172
Image:160799162893.gif(559kB, 540x443)fd62e298557cb60bb842e851e08c2122.gif
>I'm sorry we're late to the competition.........something....happened....

>Steven....his gem, turned into dust, ...he's in the hospital with Connie..the diamonds they...all of them..........gone.
No.428156
Anonymous
Replies:>>428158>>428159
which one of you is doing this
No.428157
Anonymous
>>428155
Oh no! How...sad.
No.428158
Anonymous
Replies:>>428162
Image:160799180096.png(151kB, 336x356)Uh.....png
>>428156
>Bah, a troll offering you greater power in exchange for joining their goals? I've haven't heard anything that nonsensical since Wontkins tried to buy Brand X
No.428159
Anonymous
>>428156
That's me. I'm one of the trolls. Let us join you bro!
No.428160
Anonymous
Replies:>>428164
Image:160799184606.jpg(15kB, 400x300)ff803b914dc9d8a4d1ec9010675a02b1.jpg
All the violence, all those deaths...

I couldn't do anything, stuck in my room due to my wounds...

Evil is slowly dominating...

Yet... I still have a mission to do...

>Alfred: Even if things are gloom now, I would advise you to look on the good side, old friend.

>Jerry: Which is?

>Alfred: With Mister Dastardly sabotaging the race, many participants inspected their vehicles for traps... which narrows down our list of possible concurrents who could be carrying... it.

>Jerry: Some may have not found it yet, or may know about it...

>Alfred: This is a risk we have to take if we want to make it in time. In the possibility that we are eliminated however, I hope you have prepared yourself to explain the situation to our allies...

>Jerry: Just... give me a little bit more time, old friend.
No.428162
Anonymous
Replies:>>428172
Image:160799194203.jpg(37kB, 387x750)0d0f66fab8b0d409526d91cfad10cfcb.jpg
>>428158
>Where have I seen that style of tattoo bef-

>>428155
>Oh uh......hello there.....Mrs......uh......Corundum. That's a tragedy, uh, have you looked into this guy Dr. Eggman, he's ALWAYS looking for Gems to harvest for his experiments as a power source, he just can't control it, he's a mad man, GOD GO STOP THAT ROTTEN EGG BEFORE HE STRIKES AGAIN!!!
No.428161
Anonymous
>already have a post typed up for when my team loses
bring it
No.428163
Anonymous
Replies:>>428169>>428178>>428182>>428183
Image:160799194577.png(317kB, 630x340)al16.png
>>428115
You are, last I checked!

>>428138
We do have the quote on quote rehabilitation Hotel still up and looking for employees!

If you don't mind demons, potential horrific oddities, and the possibility of consequence by being a living person in Hell, I could give you the job right away!

>>428145
Do I have to step in again! My dear Wilkins, you never gave me that coffee I wanted....

>>428146
Just how tasty is the red meat on that patty? I prefer mine nice and fresh, and nothing that tastes too much like corporate sticky slop!
No.428164
Anonymous
>>428160
Surrender to Jimmy and Heloise already
No.428165
Anonymous
Replies:>>428167>>428169
Image:160799201498.png(186kB, 828x1000)wakkoeats(several)prettypatties.png
>>428060
Delicious AND with no weird side effects for which we could totally ask our money back, Wakko approves!
No.428166
Anonymous
Image:160799211588.jpg(77kB, 640x577)8D1AA77A-825F-4AD4-A4CD-273B04879BFD.jpeg
>>428151
Even gods can be killed with preparation
No.428167
Anonymous
>>428165
>>427298
No.428168
Anonymous
>>428144
Roasted you a bit more Danger Cuck
No.428169
Anonymous
Replies:>>428234
Image:160799231420.png(249kB, 510x376)Goodbye-Krabby-Patty-The-Commercial-SpongeBob-SquarePants-New-Special-Episode-Sneak-Peek-Preview-Nickelodeon-USA-Nick-Com-SBSP-200-Mr-Krabs-Filming-Krusty-Frozen-Krab-Krabby-Patties-Patty-Advert_.png
>>428155
Everyone who buys a Mystery Patty before the round ends gets immunity from magical genocide for next round!

>>428163
Fresh and rare as you like it, cooked to order by the best chef who'll work for what I pay him!

>>428165
Another satisfied customer!
No.428170
Anonymous
Replies:>>428175>>428184
Image:160799237191.png(385kB, 598x595)Dark BG Wilkins (uh oh).png
>>428153
>Thank you dearie, and might I say that glowing green arm suits you.

>I'll be sure to give the man a warm welcome when I meet him after lunch
No.428172
Anonymous
Replies:>>428174>>428176
Image:160799242285.jpg(246kB, 640x530)FDC3BC72-A9F7-48A0-98F6-A006D40C3820.jpeg
>>428162
>>428155
“WHAAAAAAT? That’s ridiculous! I had nothing to do with it, even if that Gem tech is mighty interesting...but no! It wasn’t me! This little girl is besmirching my good name!”
No.428173
Anonymous
Image:160799253392.png(71kB, 340x441)3B0BF4D8-2362-4369-B39C-EA1829B54F7F.png
What’s this?

Look at these gruesome faces and macabre visages!

Why I’m getting ideas for next halloween already!

But first, let’s win this one, Mr. Grinch. I wanna hear folks screaming as we cross the finish line!
No.428174
Anonymous
Replies:>>428177>>428184
Image:160799255756.png(57kB, 640x357)blush.png
>>428172
Hey Eggman! I mean, Dr. Robotnik... I hate to be the one to ask but have you seen Samantha around? I know she and Simon tried to scam you out of a Chaos gem last tourney round, and I' m not blaming you for anything, but... She is nowhere to be seen.
No.428175
Anonymous
Replies:>>428195
Image:160799260690.png(385kB, 930x641)edalillitt.png
>>428124
Who was it?

>>428130
Oh....good riddance to Jon I suppose!

>>428146
Hey Krabby! Your Mystery Patty was pretty good stuff! I fed a part of it to King and he bounced off the walls of my house for an hour! So it was also annoying.

>>428129
That sounds interesting and al-...Belos is what?

>>428170
What's with the new M tattoo, frog face?
No.428176
Anonymous
Replies:>>428205>>428295
Image:160799267881.png(325kB, 640x358)it was the egg.png
>>428172
>THAT EGG WILL HARVEST ANY GEM HE WANTS JUST TO GROW HIS OWN POWER! HE'S ONLY STARTED WITH THE DIAMONDS, YOU CORUNDUMS COULD BE NEXT
No.428177
Anonymous
Replies:>>428181
Image:160799273068.png(927kB, 1095x727)dsdsdx.png
>>428174
>This was found at her house a few hours later
No.428178
Dick
Replies:>>428234
Image:160799276230.png(44kB, 398x500)Eh.png
>>428163
Oh, come on! It's practically a death match with these tourneys! Just look at the bloodbath with that psychopath earlier!
And Muttley may not seem the type, but he's sensitive to insults you know! Not from me, but strangers! Gives him the impression he's nothing but a bad impression.
No.428179
Anonymous
Replies:>>428207>>428242
Image:160799285263.png(351kB, 782x541)danger_mouse7.png
>>428151
>>428152
At last, a match for my own inherent brilliance!

>>428154
Your fates may be uncertain in this death-defying race, but I can always rely on my loyal, although oddly quiet, fans to pull through for me.
No.428180
Anonymous
Replies:>>428185>>428193
Image:160799290457.png(27kB, 320x240)akulair.png
.........
No.428181
Anonymous
Replies:>>428191
Image:160799293194.jpg(53kB, 1280x778)enraged.jpeg
>>428177
Could it be...? Dan! My old nemesis. He's helped to kidnap my crush! But to what purpose!
No.428182
Anonymous
Replies:>>428234
Image:160799293471.jpg(392kB, 1600x1200)A_small_cup_of_coffee.JPG
>>428163
>За здоровье
No.428183
Anonymous
Replies:>>428188>>428189>>428234>>428295
Image:160799294928.png(159kB, 552x289)henchgwen_shh.png
>>428141
>"Nah, I think that's enough for now. I keep this up and I know it'll all go straight to your head, haha!"
>>428147
>>428145
>>428141
>"...Jack, let's pull over and get some more Wilkins coffee, 'kay? Kay."
>>428163
>"Is the Hotel on that one level we partied on after the wedding, what was it 3rd or 4th? That one wasn't so bad, think I only had one paralysis demon dream the night after."
No.428184
Anonymous
Replies:>>428190
Image:160799308292.png(81kB, 200x200)grace2.png
>>428170
Aw, gee. Thanks!

>>428174
Oh no! Samantha's gone? Who could have done such a thing?
Seriously Mao, she's bad news and got a lot of enemies. I'd stay away.
No.428185
Anonymous
Replies:>>428198>>428234
Image:160799309901.jpg(52kB, 1000x562)312C83E8-037A-4880-AD85-B0B1B2A69803.jpeg
>>428180
Why, look at this one! Such fire and brimstone!

Why I wouldn’t wanna meet him in a dark alley!
No.428188
Anonymous
Image:160799325328.jpg(12kB, 272x185)DSFD.jpg
>>428183
>Smart choice
No.428189
Anonymous
Image:160799327609.jpg(170kB, 1385x828)4CBAAD8C-EFD0-437D-8336-6FB9C351ED9B.jpeg
>>428183
Awww.... Fine.

And sure, I’d rather not meet my end due to a lack of caffeine.
No.428190
Anonymous
Replies:>>428193>>428194
Image:160799327681.jpg(19kB, 480x480)Maniac-grin.jpeg
>>428184
Oh, don't think I've forgotten our last phone call. I know the two of you are involved somehow, daddy's girl, I just need to figure out the connection to that Irish braggart.
No.428191
Anonymous
Replies:>>428192>>428196
>>428181
>my crush
Badgerclops is fine though?
No.428192
Anonymous
Replies:>>428199>>428205
Image:160799344928.png(92kB, 430x650)Aw-dear.png
>>428191
Of course he's fine! Badgerclops is my best friend, not my crush anon. I don't know who's been spreading dirty rumors about our alleged homosexuality, but I suspect its that crossdressing hypocrite, Daniel. Oh! Badgerclops and I better outrace that post fellow.
No.428193
Anonymous
Replies:>>428198>>428201
Image:160799347590.jpg(16kB, 360x450)ashi1.jpg
>>428180
Aku! Where have you been?

>>428190
You may try, small cat. I doubt you will succeed.
No.428194
Anonymous
Replies:>>428201
Image:160799347989.jpg(53kB, 715x711)Doctor Dewey Phfister..JPG
>>428190
>Green is the color of Ireland retard, maybe she's Black Irish
No.428195
Anonymous
Replies:>>428248
Image:160799360110.png(478kB, 960x800)luz4.png
>>428175
Yeah, it came out of that that nuclear zone. I tried to get the jannies since that's their kingdom, er, domain or whatever, but either one is always asleep or locked in their basement 'on break'. What that Mr. Morris guy is always doing... I don't want to imagine what.
No.428196
Anonymous
>>428191
There was a gag about Samantha being a slut who slept with all the cat contestants last time around to piss of Simon
No.428197
Anonymous
Bracket on the wiki is set up for round 1 and the impending results of this round
No.428198
Anonymous
Replies:>>428204>>428206
Image:160799371116.jpg(81kB, 852x431)akudoom.jpeg
>>428185
Ah yes, YOU! The singing skeleton, with a name I care not to learn!

>>428193
I was ALWAYS here, my "kiddo"! Just sticking to the shadows and making sure the bounty hunter I have paired with doesn't SKEWER himself before the mighty races!

What is going on now?
No.428199
Anonymous
Replies:>>428210
>>428192
I heard that if Dan goes farther then you you'll admit your crush to Badger and ask him to be your boyfriend
No.428200
Anonymous
Replies:>>428203
Who wants to create another kamikaze thread on /co/? I’m IP banned
No.428201
Anonymous
Replies:>>428212>>428216
Image:160799377672.jpg(79kB, 1280x720)Screaming.jpg
>>428193
SMALL! Who are you calling small!! Just you wait and see, vile demonette, just you wait and see!
>>428194
I'm fairly certain that's not how that works, nerd.
No.428203
Anonymous
>>428200
We're an hour away from polls closing, don't think we need another one until later in the night when round 2 is ready
No.428204
Anonymous
Image:160799388872.jpg(90kB, 1255x1449)01229991-95BD-4BBB-B3C0-250DE92F808B.jpeg
>>428198
The name is Jack Skellington, Pumpkin King!

Rudeness aside my good sir, I’d love to have you a part of next halloween!
No.428205
Anonymous
Replies:>>428208>>428210
Image:160799394986.jpg(18kB, 477x268)MV5BMTFhNmY0YWMtNWFlYy00NDFlLTg1NmEtNGRkNzJhZTllM2M4XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzU1NzE3NTg@._V1_CR0,45,480,270_AL_UX477_CR0,0,477,268_AL_.jpg
>>428192
>I WASN'T CROSSDRESSING, I JUST DRANK A HYPERESTROGEN FORMULA ELISE MADE THAT GAVE ME 24HOUR BOOBA BACK IN THE QUALIFIERS! IT WORE OFF, LIKE, 10 MINUTE INTO THE ROUND!

>And it wasn't me! I've been back on Earth with Chris fixing up "The Honorable K-Wagen" for the race and making out with my new girlfriend, Gamma Rae. Someone obviously swiped my license!

>>428176
>I don't even know who this woman is, and I can already tell she did whatever she's accused of.
No.428206
Anonymous
Image:160799402868.jpg(32kB, 1024x576)ashi27.jpg
>>428198
>What is going on now?
Many satisfying deaths have happened since yesterday. Also Wilkins is the new god of this world, and to be spared a gruesome fate you must drink their beverage!

Also I heard from a certain source that you were eaten recently by a large orange cat? Surely he was jesting, Father...
No.428207
Anonymous
Replies:>>428209>>428221>>428226
>>428179
How hard are you gonna take it when you lose

"Underdogs" don't get shit. Even Oswald lost relatively early in Mr /co/ this year. People vote for higher seeds automatically, just the way it is
No.428208
Anonymous
Replies:>>428213
Image:160799411406.jpg(223kB, 543x717)B502F441-FD6A-43C1-811D-D94F39852D45.jpeg
>>428205
She killed off the leadership of an mentire civilization is what she did! I mean, I’ve done that before, but I didn’t do it this time!
Woman made of crystallized aluminum oxide, she’s your real culprit!
No.428209
Anonymous
>>428207
Oswald has a decent chance next year given like it's almost certain his D+ show is happening
No.428210
Anonymous
Image:160799419285.jpg(72kB, 1280x720)Hmm.jpg
>>428199
I shall do no such thing!
>>428205
You should be accused of homosexuality! You and your.... boob juice. But I swear, if it turns out you want anywhere near my girl, this will be your last tourney
No.428211
Anonymous
Replies:>>428242
>>428154
No.428212
Anonymous
Replies:>>428214
Image:160799434116.png(640kB, 890x1055)laughing_murderous_whores.png
>>428201
*chuckles*
No.428213
Anonymous
Replies:>>428217
Image:160799437410.png(1.16MB, 1668x1136)dsdsdf - Copy.png
>>428208
>I just wanna come clean, for the record.........It was all my Sister Gertrude, she killed the Queen of Fairyland and she's hungry for more, take her!

>WHAT? YOU MUFFINFLUFFING LITTLE-

>Dad's not gonna bail you, he's meeting the weird Coffee Lizard in 40 minutes, you're just gonna have to tell Mrs. Corundum YOU MURDERED HER CHILD AND FRAMED THAT INNOCENT EGG
No.428214
Anonymous
Replies:>>428219
Image:160799448297.jpg(22kB, 474x432)badg-4.jpeg
>>428212
Not cool, girls. Just not cool.
No.428216
Anonymous
>>428201
Mao you're the nerd here
No.428217
Anonymous
Replies:>>428236
Image:160799460528.jpg(10kB, 219x231)RUN SIS RUN.jpg
>>428213
>Don't worry Sis I still love ya, I'm just creating a diversion to keep Miss Corundum off my back long enough to find a spell to make Corundum based lifeforms not feel so good.

>You might wanna get your axe out though, she's right behind you
No.428218
Anonymous
Image:160799466236.jpg(114kB, 1280x1037)AdultSwimBumperMeme_7.jpg
Only an hour left to vote for Assholish AS Duo, For Free, Team Hazbin but Actually Good, Dastardly Duo, Cracking Cheese Lovers, Robotnik's Robots, and Big Bads of Video Land so do it
>>427298
No.428219
Anonymous
Replies:>>428223>>428228
Image:160799472922.png(202kB, 995x786)pfft.png
>>428214
Look, isn't he not small and cute? I guess he might be sensitive about it or whatever, but he's still small and cute...and sometimes unhinged. That's cute.
No.428220
Anonymous
Replies:>>428234
Image:160799473973.jpg(15kB, 343x343)366tB98F_400x400.jpg
Less then an hour left!
Anyone else got their belongings ready for deportation? Not that I own anything besides the clothes I wear
No.428221
Anonymous
Image:160799474681.jpg(128kB, 720x365)dogerfan.jpg
>>428207
>People vote for higher seeds automatically
No.428222
Anonymous
Replies:>>428225>>428227>>428242
>>428154
>The lantern will grant you absolute Power over life...

>If you accept this quest no "black power ring" will reach/Annoy you...
> you can have Whatever is inside this box...aaaaand this keychain
No.428223
Anonymous
Replies:>>428229
Image:160799482390.jpg(9kB, 300x168)sads.jpg
>>428219
(SOMEWHERE, BEHIND CLOSED DOORS, WHERE NO ONE CAN HEAR)
>Thanks for planting that license girls, you know you're much nicer then the redhead I met yesterday.
No.428224
Anonymous
Image:160799488277.jpg(922kB, 2048x2048)Spoiler image
Where's he at?
No.428225
Anonymous
Replies:>>428231
Image:160799490804.jpg(238kB, 1112x720)Spoiler image
>>428222
>Forgot Pic
No.428226
Anonymous
>>428207
Ordinarily, you'd be right, but the SM has been cut out of the voting base.
Also, it's more based on "do I recognise/know these characters" and not so much higher seeding.
No.428227
Anonymous
Replies:>>428242>>428248
Image:160799501954.png(178kB, 385x381)Wilkins is ready.png
>>428222
>Some say the power of luck transcends any mere life.

>Do you drink Wilkins Coffee
No.428228
Anonymous
>>428219
Of course Grace thinks that unhinged behavior is cute...
No.428229
Anonymous
Image:160799509771.jpg(55kB, 1136x640)grace86.jpg
>>428223
How did you figure it out?
No.428230
Anonymous
Replies:>>428233>>428238>>428375
>>428142
Okay, requesing a drawfag to actually draw this with the Monarch, Pip on top of Stephen's dead body, Henchgwen, Henchman 21, and Henchman 24. Please, it would be based.
No.428231
i
>>427298
>>428225
No.428232
Anonymous
Replies:>>428236>>428242>>428263
Image:160799531739.png(11kB, 177x284)fsx.png
>Don't worry Sis, I'll find the spell soon, just hold off Mrs. Corundum for a little longer
No.428233
Anonymous
Replies:>>428235>>428238
>>428230
Bonus if you include a dead Jon Arbuckle too
No.428234
Anonymous
Replies:>>428237>>428240>>428244
Image:160799533460.png(274kB, 640x360)ala.png
>>428169
Wonderful! I'll take one!

>>428178
Does it really matter if they'll be back in a few weeks?

And I don't see how he's a GOOD impression!

>>428182
Thank you!

>SIIIIIIIPPPP

>>428183
That was the Dennys, silly! Our hotel was on that same circle, but quite far away!

>>428220
Personally, I always have mine ready for anything! Ha ha!

>>428185
Ah, Jack Skellington! Ready to rumble in this first race?
No.428235
Anonymous
>>428233
Ah yes, that would be even more based
No.428236
Anonymous
Replies:>>428295
Image:160799551139.jpg(9kB, 299x168)MYHIM.jpg
>Do it Star.
>Do it.
>Do it.
>>428232
>>428217
No.428237
Anonymous
Replies:>>428244>>428274
Image:160799554436.gif(3.68MB, 498x373)Annoyed Muttley.gif
>>428234
Grrrrr rashhhn fasshnnnn rassshhnnnn frasshhhnnn wise guy!
No.428238
Anonymous
>>428230
>>428233
Seconding these
No.428239
Anonymous
Replies:>>428243
If that’s too much, I’ll also request Pip in a Monarch henchman outfit
No.428240
Anonymous
Replies:>>428274
Image:160799569379.jpg(128kB, 911x911)EBF97798-8E74-42ED-A3F8-EDB93F04B5F8.jpeg
>>428234
Most certainly, though might I ask who you are?
I must say you look quite frightful, why my eye sockets are hurting with fright at all that red!
No.428241
Anonymous
I request Wilkins shaking his hand with Vriska
No.428242
Anonymous
Image:160799581882.gif(2.82MB, 540x267)bereh.gif
>>428222
I shall....think on it. But now...I wish to see the results. Go, leave me and prepare for your race with the plankton and his....object he calls a wife. I have another palisman to utilize.

>>428211
>?

>>428179
There's no need to worry about my "dark" fate. At the least, not right now.

>>428227
I have never tried that substance.

>>428232
......Hm....
No.428243
Anonymous
>>428239
That's also based
No.428244
Dick
Replies:>>428274
Image:160799603275.png(941kB, 1185x900)Dick Unamused.png
>>428234
Exactly! So, doe sit matte rif they get into a few accidents, lose the race, and stay at your lavish hotel?
>>428237
Relax, Muttley!
No.428245
Anonymous
Replies:>>428247>>428252>>428295
Image:160799620186.png(551kB, 712x826)secr.PNG
Only 30 more minutes until the whole chat can dab on the mouse
No.428246
Anonymous
Replies:>>428250
>Is it the Lich

>,,,nO,,,,,tHIS IS SOMETHING,,,,,,,fAR WORSE
No.428247
Anonymous
Replies:>>428249>>428255
Image:160799626616.jpg(9kB, 259x194)Mr. Mumbles Wants Love.jpg
>>428245
Mew


>Excellent, Dinner
No.428248
Anonymous
Replies:>>428262
Image:160799635694.jpg(69kB, 500x390)edadrink.jpg
>>428195
Gotcha. If I lose any of these rounds, I might just keep watch in that place.

You and your friend better carry that prize home for us, kid! I'll benefit from this round no matter I win or lose!

Just like ms /co/!

>>428227
Hey you there! What does Wilkins taste like?
No.428249
Anonymous
Image:160799654654.png(50kB, 500x247)snmgsro3_500.png
>>428247
Oh no you don't
No.428250
Anonymous
Replies:>>428254>>428257
>>428246
the what?
No.428251
Anonymous
15 MINUTES
Portal 2: Reactor Core Meltdown Ambience - 15 Minutesyoutube thumb
No.428252
Anonymous
Replies:>>428256>>428279
Image:160799675672.jpg(43kB, 540x380)get_a_load_of_this_cunt.jpg
>>428245
The only one getting 'dabbed on' here is SCAM and their shoddy burgers.
No.428253
Anonymous
10 minutes
No.428254
Anonymous
Image:160799701147.png(993kB, 824x623)548DB324-662C-4E2B-B58F-58C2C1F34A59.png
>>428250
Dread Baron
No.428255
Anonymous
Replies:>>428258
>>428247
>black and white with green eyes
Is this the child of Mao Mao and Samantha?
No.428256
Anonymous
Replies:>>428259>>428260>>428265>>428266>>428267>>428270>>428271>>428278
>>428252
I'm sorry dude but I'm literally the guy who nominated DM and Ian and there's no chance

The RP was neat though so thanks for that. There were a few points where I wanted to interject as Ian but I swore off RPing when people said it was shitting up the tournaments
No.428257
Anonymous
Replies:>>428269
Image:160799715254.png(35kB, 259x291)TavrosWheelchair.png
>>428250
>dEAR GOD! yOU HAVE TO WARN THEM! tHERE ISN'T MUCH TIME! wILKINS HAS-

Tavros, before he could finish his sentence, accidentally fell off a cliff. He's dead now.

How unfortunate
No.428258
Anonymous
Replies:>>428261
>>428255
Mao Mao succeeded in getting laid?
No.428259
Anonymous
Replies:>>428279
>>428256
Respect :)

Also, we'll avenge you, SCAM will be out by R4
No.428260
Anonymous
>>428256
>letting the antiRPfags get to you
Do what you want, don’t worry what the assholes have to say about it
No.428261
Anonymous
Replies:>>428276
>>428258
Maybe Samantha told him about it. He seems more determined than ever to find her.
No.428262
Anonymous
Replies:>>428272
Image:160799728793.jpg(43kB, 550x544)EM14zOTUUAMwbB4.jpg
>>428248
Like life itself! Have a taste
No.428263
Anonymous
Image:160799728871.png(232kB, 367x405)1582950826332.png
>>428232
Wait, aren't you that... mass murderer of magic?
Perhaps I should inform the Emperor.
No.428264
Anonymous
Replies:>>428268
5 MINUTES
No.428265
Anonymous
>>428256
I'm pretty sure he knows but is playing with it
No.428266
Anonymous
>>428256
Thanks for the fun nomination dude. You should not worry about people say
No.428267
Anonymous
>>428256
I'm not sure anti RP voices really matter much now.
No.428268
Anonymous
Image:160799738601.jpg(208kB, 1280x720)613077C0-294B-44A5-9CF3-394702A6DBA1.jpeg
>>428264
pray for me
No.428269
Anonymous
>>428257
>Eh it's probably nothing
No.428270
Anonymous
>>428256
Don't worry about that. People still RPed despite what they said.
No.428271
Anonymous
Image:160799741793.png(316kB, 589x491)danger_thumbs_up.png
>>428256
That's alright. As I said, chin up, blaze of glory and all that. You never know!
No.428272
Anonymous
Replies:>>428273
>>428262
>they gave away Wilkins and Wontkins figures
wait wtf I want them now
No.428273
Anonymous
Image:160799751295.jpg(21kB, 474x552)OIP.sFaMl4GX7J1R2xPIvxFSFgHaIo.jpg
>>428272
>May the luck be in your favor anon
No.428274
Anonymous
Replies:>>428275
Image:160799751586.png(373kB, 1024x768)deerglovepull.png
>>428237
...What did you say?

>>428240
You don't recognize everyone's favorite red radio host? Not even from at the wedding?

Alastor! Right here and at your service, Mr. Skellington!

>>428244
Not fully! But how's the audience going to be satisfied with the cheating TOO MUCH in one's favor?

And here we are folks! Three minutes until the races begin!

Drivers! To your seats!
No.428275
Anonymous
Image:160799758986.jpg(8kB, 311x162)The Honorable K-Wagen for Dan and Chris.jpg
>>428274
>CHRIS, GET YOUR BUTT IN THE HONORABLE K-WAGEN, NOW
No.428276
Anonymous
Replies:>>428290
>>428261
According to the RP backstory Samantha met Mao Mao prior to the mr. /co events, so it could be possible. But how did his child get into the hands get into enemy hands? She was advocating fratricide
No.428277
Anonymous
TIME
No.428278
Anonymous
>>428256
I think the speech won a few voters over, let's just wait and see
No.428279
Anonymous
Image:160799764583.jpg(164kB, 1038x576)4917038d8bbd7fe362bed691690c7da4.jpg
>>428252
It's too bad fate put you in the way of SCAM's rapid expansion. You coulda got a FREE souvenir cup!

>>428259
That would make our investors very unhappy, and I'm sure they'll want to protect their investment to the very finish!
No.428280
Anonymous
and
here
we
go
No.428281
Dick
Replies:>>428283>>428285
Image:160799766306.png(1.56MB, 1310x1088)Prepared.png
Here it is! Now, Rotten bots! Release the oil!
No.428282
Moon Knight
Mr. crabs i need a telephone
No.428283
Anonymous
Replies:>>428285
Image:160799774657.png(167kB, 360x360)Dusty.png
>>428281
*Dusty does the salute*
Yes sir!
No.428284
Anonymous
Replies:>>428286
ITS OVER
No.428285
Anonymous
Image:160799777214.gif(3.38MB, 500x250)untitled-1-1498847902.gif
>>428281
>>428283
No.428286
Anonymous
Image:160799779049.jpg(116kB, 1280x720)DDE0BA48-47B8-46C9-907B-6142EBD57114.jpeg
>>428284
No.428287
Anonymous
Image:160799779596.jpg(9kB, 238x212)Oops.jpg
>If you're suggesting I stole your cat and made sweet sweet love to it.......which cat?
No.428288
Anonymous
Well, it has been an honor.
No.428289
Anonymous
Image:160799784488.png(347kB, 1784x986)26+6=1.png
>THE K-WAGEN IS ROARING WITH FUEL OIL POWER CHRIS! NOW WE DRIVE FORTH FOR EIRE
No.428290
Anonymous
Replies:>>428291
>>428276
We need Mao Mao here to clear this up. Where is he?
No.428291
Anonymous
Replies:>>428292
Image:160799802067.jpg(14kB, 474x266)Mao-Mao-8.jpeg
>>428290
No.428292
Anonymous
Replies:>>428304
Image:160799805208.jpg(7kB, 225x225)Dans.jpg
>>428291
>You owe me 100k in child support
No.428293
Anonymous
Image:160799807634.jpg(59kB, 1024x576)b3567953.jpg
>It was fun...
No.428294
Anonymous
>Mao Mao this close to choking again
Lmfao
No.428295
Anonymous
Replies:>>428299
Image:160799809638.png(1.60MB, 3033x1400)1088343_ravenravenraven_milf-zone-tan.png
>>428151
Even a God can't resist the deliciousness of tentacles. Tentacles are the Cinnamon Toast Crunch of fetishes.

>>428176
She did it. I can smell the cuckoldry all over her.

>>428183
I think I'll have some Wilkins coffee too. Just in case.

>>428236
Aren't you fucking Lorgar right now?

>>428245
I don't dab, I'd rather fap on the mouse instead.
No.428296
Anonymous
Replies:>>428297
>99 responses
Not bad tbh
No.428297
Anonymous
Replies:>>428300
>>428296
How do you know?
No.428298
Anonymous
>Killer Cuck Queens out by that margin

OH NO NO NO
No.428299
Anonymous
Replies:>>428309
Image:160799824386.png(527kB, 760x571)1557332324609.png
>>428295
>I'd rather fap on the mouse instead.
Well there is an embarrassing image of Danger Mouse and his biggest fanboy that I can offer...
No.428300
Anonymous
>>428297
The closed poll has the previous responses open to see
No.428301
Anonymous
Replies:>>428302>>428303>>428306>>428307>>428308>>428323>>428326
Image:160799831739.png(21kB, 915x419)nvh38.PNG
>Jamity
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.428302
Anonymous
>>428301
As an RPfag and the one that drew the most recent Jamity art, HOLY BASED
No.428303
Anonymous
Image:160799840537.jpg(5kB, 256x197)WE CAN'T LET THEM KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS.jpg
>>428301
No.428304
Anonymous
Image:160799840932.jpg(45kB, 1280x720)cringe.jpeg
>>428292
Oh come on, don't play the victim now. How did you get your smelly hands on her anyway? Not that I admit that she's my child, she might be
No.428305
Anonymous
Replies:>>428334
Image:160799843011.jpg(78kB, 624x352)MINIONS!.jpg
MINIONS! Well done, your Monarch is pleased. Myself, my Queen, and all of my known Henchmen are all pulling out ahead of the curb! 21 taking down freakin' Coop and Optimus in particular is a nice surprise. Keep the momentum going, as my unstoppable fleet storms the ultimate finish line! To victory!

Everyone except... Chef! What the hell, man, you got taken out by the pig and the prairie rat?!
No.428306
Anonymous
Image:160799844817.jpg(97kB, 455x353)1D01ECC3-721A-4AF9-8B44-42317F61F193.jpeg
>>428301
Good
No.428307
Anonymous
>>428301
That is a very close call...
No.428308
Anonymous
Image:160799846401.png(648kB, 1072x923)Screenshot 2020-09-12 at 9.50.46 PM.png
>>428301
No.428309
Anonymous
Image:160799851151.png(156kB, 500x368)danger_mouse_wut.png
>>428299
...What?
No.428310
Dick
Replies:>>428336>>428342
Image:160799851982.png(874kB, 1180x900)Dick Surprise.png
I... I can't believe it. I won? Not the whole race, but an actual round? I expected to cheat and take out SOME racers, but this can't be real!
No.428311
Anonymous
Replies:>>428313>>428317
>It's a short meeting sweety, I'll be back in no time

>Well, you ARE the god emperor of Man, you have nothing to fear
No.428312
Anonymous
Image:160799856977.jpg(16kB, 448x252)AAAABf3zvey2a5CHLmlTd2y2THbdWVqmr42qh7_tLAftnTrPgvhPVSSIXXLAsxuOg2JUZH8GVYJui5HJ1e9x415VJc84wO6u3Bsa9JgEB5saf_X6TzKn.jpg
I can't believe it... with so many people openly voting for team Hazbin Hotel but Better, I thought our chances were slim at best... this, is incredible!
No.428313
Anonymous
Replies:>>428317
>>428311
Nothing to fear but your daughters losing lmao
No.428314
Anonymous
Image:160799861176.png(143kB, 384x430)swan holo.png
ALL OF MY TEAMS LOST
as expected
No.428315
Anonymous
Image:160799867524.jpg(530kB, 2518x1976)cabs.jpg
>Went against the high seeded, most popular cartoon character and his canon duo
>People care about the Cabs enough that they only lost by a few votes
Bros, the joy in my heart...
No.428316
Anonymous
Replies:>>428321
Where the fuck are you guys seeing the results

All I can find is the closed poll for qualifiers
No.428317
Anonymous
Image:160799869392.png(90kB, 251x251)Oh no no no n oo.png
>>428311
>>428313
>So, you must be the God Emperor of Mankind? Well I have business with your daughter Star for a friend, but firstly....do you drink Wilkins Coffee?
No.428318
Anonymous
Replies:>>428319
Image:160799872881.png(315kB, 524x494)TagWilkins (2).PNG
LETS CELEBRATE WITH SOME WILKINS COFFEE
No.428319
Anonymous
Replies:>>428322
>>428318
(you forgot the ♏ ♏ ♏ ♏ ♏ ♏)
No.428320
Anonymous
All those people saying the RP teams had an unfair advantage got BTFO
No.428321
Anonymous
>>428316
Wait nevermind I'm fucking retarded
No.428322
Anonymous
>>428319
Based copypasta.

Now I can Wilkins post
No.428323
Anonymous
Replies:>>428343
Image:160799878916.png(530kB, 1252x690)Screen Shot 2020-12-14 at 3.50.04 PM.png
>>428301
......

Amity......
No.428324
Anonymous
Replies:>>428341
Image:160799879410.png(462kB, 989x1244)santagac.png
>Grace: Well Ashi, I guess Dick Dastardly got us between the puppies and the oil slick! What do we do now?

>Ashi: I entered this race to kill Simon Laurent. And kill Simon I must!

>Grace: Beautiful, man, beautiful. It may be even easier to strike from the sidelines. Let's do this... And by the way, Merry Christmas, Ashi. Let's hope we can fill this box with something else soon.
No.428325
SPANG GEER
WE DID IT SPANG GEERS
No.428326
Anonymous
Replies:>>428330
Image:160799882997.jpg(37kB, 852x480)amityno.jpg
>>428301
What... it... no. My dear...
MY JACKIE-LOVE
No.428327
Anonymous
Image:160799885479.png(24kB, 906x429)the real space jam.PNG
The absolute STATE of Tribe War faggots
No.428328
Anonymous
Replies:>>428358
Image:160799891167.jpg(18kB, 500x500)Mao-Mao-cheerful-screaming(2).jpg
Badgerclops! We won!
No.428329
Anonymous
Replies:>>428344
>Plakton escaped the Black Lantern Army
HOLY BASED
No.428330
Anonymous
Replies:>>428343>>428348
Image:160799895084.jpg(226kB, 635x560)008642F0-57E6-4F0D-9E09-6C558A3B210D.jpeg
>>428326
W-when we crashed, it hit...something vital.
Goodbye, Amity, and...f-fuck you.
*dies*
No.428331
Anonymous
Replies:>>428371
Image:160799897035.jpg(677kB, 750x1000)Spoiler image
*A dark, feminine shaped shadow looms over a decaying tomb wall. It slowly approaches a lower, hunched over shadow. The other shadow seemingly in deep thought.*
"Now?" she asks with a heavily accented voice.
"No." He responds.
"Wait until more of them have been ravaged by this death race."
He raises his body to gaze at the far end of the dark tomb.
"However... this one can go to the wreckages. Any bodies can be... useful."
No.428332
Anonymous
Replies:>>428386
Image:160799897656.png(20kB, 679x354)212043.png
Giving my condolences to 2cool4trash, I supported and gave a qualifier vote to them, but they went up against my main nom.
No.428333
Anonymous
Image:160799900291.jpg(89kB, 1280x995)blacksad_and_weekly_by_marichan27_dajdbn9-fullview.jpg
We did it again! Thanks everyone!
No.428334
Anonymous
>>428305
Wait, BBC lost? What the fuck? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
No.428336
Anonymous
Replies:>>428355
Image:160799901417.jpg(38kB, 499x393)21B26E00-D26C-4DA8-820D-C9DC9BDD4CBD.jpeg
>>428310
Congrats Dick I knew you could win for once
No.428338
Anonymous
Image:160799905911.png(268kB, 526x777)It is time.png
hi
No.428339
TagTeamAnon
>>427282

Round 2
>>428335
>>428335
>>428335
>>428335
>>428335
No.428341
Anonymous
>>428324
I can't believe these lost but Jack and Simon won against Ruber of all people. Maybe he can join these ladies in their quest
No.428342
Anonymous
>>428310
Dick this is almost as great as when you won the race and got a red square at Moscow
No.428343
Anonymous
Image:160799909927.jpg(84kB, 640x640)amityno2.jpg
>>428323
O-oh no...
>>428330
W-what was that, my love? You really loved me - I never doubted!
How could it all...

DAMN YOU OAFS
No.428344
Anonymous
Image:160799910588.jpg(206kB, 561x711)6613D5DF-399F-44A9-B8EB-1499457F541F.jpeg
>>428329
Mwahahahahahaha, YES! No forces beyond mortal comprehension can stop THIS single-celled organism!
Be prepared, Krabs, I’m coming for you and everyone else in this competition! Victory, and the Krabby Patty secret formula along with it, will be MINE!
No.428345
Anonymous
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Well would you look at that, a complete blowout in our favor.
Good suggestion on those blowtorches Alastor, that lizard and cyborg are looking nice and crispy.
No.428346
Anonymous
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They are no more
No.428347
Anonymous
Replies:>>428369
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Starscream you imbecile you’ve failed me for the last time
No.428348
Anonymous
>>428330
Another meme team is dead!
No.428350
Anonymous
Image:160799917113.png(262kB, 487x726)to think.png
We stand victorious
No.428351
Anonymous
Image:160799918833.gif(976kB, 498x259)tenor (1).gif
WOOHOO!!! WE WON! WE-

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PLANKTON'S STILL IN IT!!!!1
No.428352
Anonymous
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But for what?
No.428355
Dick
Replies:>>428367>>428378
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>>428336
Why thank you, Spider-Man! Uh, no hard feelings about the oil spill, right?
No.428356
Anonymous
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To see two so happy, so enthralled with each other
No.428358
Anonymous
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Oh dear seems we’ve lost Jess
Congrats >>428328 and by the way their seems to be a letter for you
No.428360
Anonymous
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Yep, looks like Simon and Jack are going all the way folks.
No.428362
Anonymous
Image:160799932950.png(194kB, 381x623)those.png
Together forever
No.428366
Anonymous
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I envy them
No.428367
Anonymous
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>>428355
None taken
No.428369
Anonymous
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>>428347
If it makes you feel better giant robot sirs, I voted for you
No.428371
Anubis
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>>428331
wHAT?
Did someone else see...? bAh nevermind... im dead so i dont care anymore...
No.428372
Anonymous
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To be finally at peace with the one you cherish
No.428375
Anonymous
>>428230
request something else for Henchgwen
No.428376
Anonymous
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It sounds wonderful
No.428378
Anonymous
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>>428355
You'll be crushed by us eventually Dastardly.
No.428379
Anonymous
Image:160799957035.png(98kB, 256x473)that I was truly.png
Oh well, another pair gone
No.428382
Anonymous
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More to go
No.428386
Anonymous
Image:160799974168.png(123kB, 400x501)special delivery for seymour asses.png
>>428332
It is how it is.
No.428403
Black Hand ## Developer
NEW THREAD
>>428335
No.428418
Anonymous
>Platonic Friends: 49
>Forgotten Foes: 50
Over, it's over
The master race, the meta-friendzoned agony
Consuming the eugenics
Owen ruins your life
This thread is closed