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Today is a great day to vote for Wilkins!

>>427282
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..........

This has to be a joke. Or the work of someone rather skilled illusion magic.

>>427292
>Please tell you didn't take that Troll's deal did you? She probably doesn't even have powers, she lost

>>427282
Boo-rah, baby!

Wuya, it’s you and me now! Because we are IN! And all the better, that no-fun Emperor is OUT!

OC ANCHOR

JESSICA, WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE!!
WE'RE FIGHTING AGAINST JACK SPICER AND GWENPOOL IN THE FIRST ROUND!!
WHO GOT MORE VOTES THAN US IN QUALIFIER POLL!
WE'RE SO SCREWED!

>Fuck

>HOW MUCH LONGER TIL ELISE'S BOOBA JUICE WEARS OFF? IT'S GOTTA HAVE BEEN 24 HOURS!

>Uh, 9 minutes.

>Ugh, fiiiiinnne, get the K-Wagen ready.

>Ok, Danielle.

>I WILL STRANGLE YOU

Aw yeah! Me and Gwen are in this and the fifth highest!

Ya hear that baby? We're gonna go all the way to the top!

>>427299
Kelsey, just Calm Down.
maybe anons will vote us instead of them.
however i'm not sure because i'm no Einstein but you should be brave to fight against them.

>>427293
No worries, your highness. Allow your talented subject and her sweet to show you the power of wholesome, pure love (and your curriculum of course).

>>427282
Guess I’ve got you on my side, Billy Boy! Hehehe!

Now! What shall we be doing to our FIRST opponents of the contest? One being like a lizard and the other a tin man!

>>427295
>I wasn't, but then she offered a lifetime supply of Wilkins Coffee

>hehe...

>>427282
TTA, do you have the blank brackets ready yet? Because I can't remember who goes where and my brain is too stupid to use basic logic right now.

We're fighting against giant creatures? But they're so cute, I want to pet them instead.

Grace? Exactly who are these Santa Clauses we must defeat to reach the next level? How powerful are they?

SECRET SQUIRREL AND MOROCCO MOLE MORE LIKE BUDGET DRIVEL AND GOT NO VOTES

>Daddies gonna be so proud of us. We already kicked Vriska's ass over a cliff.

>And I showed that muffinfluffer Gamma Gae who was the real Queen of this town. I'm glad you ditched that soy head Steven.

>Oh, we won't have to worry about him or the diamonds.


>Ever again

>>427302
>You should be brave to fight against them.
maybe you're right Jessica.
i should against these overhyped bastards once for all.

>>427308
Eh, I dunno Wakko, I think if we touch these things we'll get real hurt

>>427282
Finally, now the real competition can get started.
>Generals Against Magic: Toffee and Gen. James Ironwood (RWBY/Star Vs)
Looks like some small fry is first up on the menu.

Don't know how many of the Cabsbros are around but thank you for getting them in
If they can break the curse and win just a round it would be the nicest thing

>>427282
You wanna know the weird part?
It’s been snowing all day today, even gave my siblings a snowday.
I guess my feud with the Miser bros is over

>>427306
did I do that?
Eh, Scruffy can take care of it.

>>427282
>Ironwood’s Team has to go against the RP meme demons in Round 1

Fate really likes to torture this man, doesn’t it?

>>427310
>It was actually 11, correction

Starscream we seem to be up against some supernatural beings, but since they still look human who says can’t be crushed like humans

>>427304
Since one is made out of metal we definitely should start with electrocution first. You can decide the next follow attack demon buddy.

>>427305
>Well that explains the weird tattoo, And here I thought you had tried to buy Brand M.

>..........I'm not that braindead, but you'll be soon.

>>427296
This is so exciting - we both made it again! Maybe we'll reach round 2 this time!

>>427313
We'll be fine, Yakko! They don't look THAT scary to me.

ONLY CORRECT CHOICES
>Pepe and Kermit
>Wilkins and Wontkins
>Henchmen 21 and 24
>Aku and Scaramouche
>Monarch and Master Shake
>Ape Shaman and Krog
> Hank and Bobby Hill
>TOAA and Moses
>jimmy and Timmy
>Frollo and Gaston
>Jose and Panchito
>Blitzo and Stolas
>Jack and the Grinch
>Bert and Ernie
>Calvin and Hobbes
>Red Guy and Him
>Blacksad and Weekly
>Ashi and Grace
>Miguel and Tulio
>Johnny and Jenny
>Jimmy and Heloise
>Billy and Mandy
>Klaus and Jesper
>Wall E and EVE
>Tom and Jerry
>Simon and Jack
>Krabs and Pines
>Miser Bros
>Huey and Riley
>Aladdin and Genie
>Star and Gertrude
>Dick and Muttley
>Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 5
>Agent K and Agent J
>Hogarth and the Iron Giant
>Karen and Plankton
>Jesse and Lake
>Mao Mao and Badgerclops
>Jack and Gwen
>Basil and Dawson
>Hilda and Twig
>Toph and Daredevil
>Bill and Alastor
>Popeye and Olive
>Morticia and Gomez
>Robotnik and Koopa
>Lilo and Stitch
>Farmer 1 and 2
>Tyr and Dr Mrs
>Bugs and Daffy
>Oswald and Mickey
>Mordecai and Rigby
>Wallace and Gromit
>Starfire and Raven
>Zone-tan and Shuma-Gorath
>Yakko and Wakko
>Dan and Chris
>Scratch and Grounder
>Splinter and Iroh
>Sarah Bellum and Hello Nurse
>Felix and Calhoun
>Timon and Pumba
>Johnny and Plank
>Jessica and Roger Rabbit

>Up against coombait
I'm thinking they got this one.

>>427327
>Well, if anyone was gonna take a stab on the side of Luck, It'd be Wilkins. Bad things may indeed be happening to those who don't drink kids!

>>427326
Blowtorches! Always a classic! I love to feel the glow on my face, in hell we get ALOT of that, trust me!

>>427282
>Howard: Greetings /co/ fans! It's a beautiful evening for a tournament and a race! My name is Howard "Buckshot" Holmes! And I'm joined by my co host, Kreese Kreely! Kreese, tell us, what happened to get us here?
>Kreese: Well Howard, as you must know already, jannies are horrible at their job even though they do it for free. So they naturally set off a bunch of nukes on the initial location of the tournament, resulting in all the contestants having to flee from the nuclear fallout and the location turning into a toxic waste dump.
>Howard: I thought 4chan was already a toxic waste dump?
>Kreese: It is but we never had something like this happen. Thankfully we were no where near the blast zone but a few of the nominees got hit and are now mutating into abominations that even god couldn't love.
>Howard: That's unfortunate for them but fortunate for the audience because they will now be used as hazards during the race.
>Kreese: Expect to see some irradiated chunks fly into the splash zone! We got cameras in every nook and cranny of the tracks, enough booze up here to kill the liver of every elephant in Africa, and a fuck ton of entertaining matches!
>Howard: So place your bets, reeve up your engines, and get ready because it's tiiiiiiiiiime for the Tag Team Tournament!
>Kreese: So much fun it hurts!

>>427330
I wasn't talking about them, I was talking about Toho's strict regulations after the 98 Godzilla film!

>Postman Pat vs Mao Mao.
welp we're screwed Jess..

>>427293
So, magic man, about that cage.

>>427324
based and tentaclepilled

>>427309
They're robots, I think. We may have an advantage this round because you're used to dealing with robots!

>>427347
>Silly, I just made it so Diamonds were incapable of sustaining life. I'm not THAT crazy. The other gems are fine.


>.....They aren't listening are they?

Go Kelsey and Jessica!
vote for that red-headed warrior girl and little black princess girl.

>>427331
>Krabs and Pines

Unbased, shit-tier

Quick, convince me why I should vote for your duo

>>427293
Everyone who made a deal made it in, Bellows. You shoulda taken me up on me offer!

Alright while I wait on TTA I figured I'd ask you guys for some help. If there's a particular image you want used for the background on your duo's name tag, please LINK it. If it's already canon or very popular I shouldn't have any problems finding images to use, but if it's niche and you happen to have the one piece of fan art, feel free to let me know. Otherwise I'm going to use a gradient of the characters' two most prominent colors. Also, TTA: I noticed the bracket won't have much room for the tags I'm using, so I'm making two tags for each team. One will be the size of the Ms./Mr. /co/ tags (but left blank) that'll be easier to fit onto the image, and the larger ones with the names for later rounds. You can use them however you want obviously but I thought I'd try and make things a little easier for you. Also I'll take requests after I'm done, but that probably won't be until tomorrow or Tuesday.

>So who's the re-EEEEEEEEEE-tard, I uh, have to shit all over.

>>427331
>Jack and Gwen

Ah yeah, BBC time.

Well look at that. We made it in this year! Let's show everyone what we're made of!

Why do these things pop up sometimes when I refresh?

Holy crap Lois, I made it in this time.

>>427332
Once we’re done with you we’ll torture your mind, body, and soul for all eternity until you’re nothing more then another servant of The Old Ones

>>427334
I'm just as surprised as you are. Thank you all! We'll do our best!

>>427282
>The announcer speakers turn on

And there we have it! A surprisingly low turnout, to be sure, but you all know how things are after a few explosive events, hahahaha!

Miser Bros have pulled in at the #1 spot, much to the displeasure of a few! Meanwhile we’ve got teams no one would consider getting in: like Jack Spicer winning the bid of Gwenpool, and the mighty Monarch having to run with a talking beverage instead of his beloved wife!

Ah, but this is still just the beginning! Stay tuned, ladies and gentlemen, and do hold on because this ride is about to get hectic!

And remember: Rewards shall be in store for those that vote Cipher and I all the way to the top!

>>427370

>>427373
>HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WAS AN IRISH PATRIOT?!?

What did i miss?

>>427367

Hello there fella!

>I'M BACK, AND MANLIER THEN EVER BEFORE! MAY HAVE HALF-DROWNED WHILE GETTING BACK THROUGH THE PORTAL HERE, BUT I'M BACK, NO MORE BOOBA, WHERE THE HELL IS THAT CAT, WHO AM I FIGHTING THIS ROUND!!!

Good evening everyone. This is your host Don, here at the starting line at the Temple of Isis! (No not the terrorist one)
Let's get a few words from our contestants.
>>427326
>>427335
Hey! You two! Yeah, the demons! How thrilled are you to be working together in this big event?

>>427381
>Oh, don't look so sad Mr. Doujin Bribery. How about I sing song of my people and your defeat?

>>427360
For Gwen and Spicer

>>427337
Now THAT's scary.

Dad, look! We got in! A lot of people must like us.
Well alright! Let's show em how the Hill boys do it!

>>427398
>>427360

Oh shit, forgot.

>>427360
Hope I'm doing this right.

The pillarbox HQ for Danger Mouse and Ian.

>>427354
Let's not get cocky, Scam INC is obviously going to win

>>427374
Purple: We already had to put up with Zim.
Red: Our minds, bodies and souls have already been tortured.

>>427370
Should somebody tell him?

>>427360
For Dan and Chrid

>>427400
Stats' one doesn't allow enough space for the tags.

>>427237
>>427391
next part soon
my thumb hurts

>>427360
wILKINS and Wontkins

>>427410
WAIT I think I can make Stats' work.

>>427303
I wouldn't be surprised if any kind of rigging was involved. At least there is SOME silver lining to this awful display.

Amity Blight! Despite the Owl Lady and her human still in the competition, I decree you as the best one to represent us at the Boiling Isles.

And speaking of....if you do well, I might consider a spot in my own coven for you!

>>427296
>>427329
Hmph. Well congratulations. Though I highly doubt either of your teams will be touching the Elite Eight spots.

>>427359

The same goes for you, creature. I had figured Andrias would take your offer, but that doesn’t matter now.

>>427346
....And what about it?

>>427386
Because asking this to the announcing red demon would be a waste of time, I'll ask you this: Have you check the system for any kind of cheating afoot? The Owl Lady is no stranger to that.

>>427360
For the Almighty Tallest.

>>427367
>>427384
Hello guys! Nice to see Moonknight in one piece. I'm here with my partner Badgerclops
>>427385
Looks like we are separated my old nemesis. For now

>Howard: And they are off to the races! It's mechanical mayhem out there already! While we watch, let's take some questions from the audience!
>Kreese: Some these cars look weird. Hell the kaiju don't even have cars, they're just walking and running.

>>427417
Oh we made sure there was no cheating going on. You're just not as popular as you think you are. Sorry but you're just gonna have to watch this one. You're free to support your favorite team though.

>>427416
No disregard it I'm a fucking idiot, don't worry.

>>427417
Get in the cage.

>>427423
I'm just following this, I needed to know which match went on which side so I knew which tags to use, that's all.

>>427406
Fine then we’ll restrain you and I’ll get my spawn Quoggoth to stare at you for eternity

>>427282
>ALRIGHT BOYS, VOTE FOR ME AND STAR, GET A PIECE OF MY REAL BODY, 40 YEARS OLD JUST LIKE MY SOUL

>>427425
>a judge is one of the competitors
hmm

>>427426
Staring? Really? That's the best you got?

Ok, going to do a Bertstrip each round like last year (and will do other SS/Muppet scenes if they lose)
Had to do this extra one though

>>427384
Hello there, Moon Knight. Nice seeing you again. I'd like you to meet Weekly.
>>427419
Hello, Mao Mao. So, this is the guy you were talking about.

>>427429
Wouldn't be the first time Jenny tried to compete again

>>427433
Hello Mr. Blacksad!

>>427282
I gotta beat up some little green mutant bug and his walking pile of metal? This is almost too easy!

This would be a lot better if I had Loona wi-....nevermind that.

HEY FUCKWIT MIDGETS! GET READY TO DANCE!

I hope you all won't underestimate me and Phantasma just because we're little girls.

MINIONS! Your Monarch beckons you to heed his call!

Alright... I've had a bit of time to calm down. Brewed up some tea, sat down, and now rather than feeling only blinding, unrelenting fury I am only feeling the slightest twinge of murderous intent. One vote. One, FUCKING vote kept me from running alongside my darling, and now I am forced to run this shit show with Master fucking Shake. THE biggest prick this side of yours truly in this whole sad escapade.

So, I just want a show of hands. Merely curious, no punishments will be had here, I JUST want to know how many of you voted for me and Shake over me and my Queen. Come on, don't be shy, I swear no one's judging, I just want to get an idea.

>>427431
You underestimate this fate worse then death

So who's our first opponent?
.... Is it seriously a couple of kids a parakeet?
We got this in the bag!

>>427298
Inspired by the writefag, here’s one of the matchups in action!

>>427442
Yes, make him hurt.

>>427446
I VOTED FOR YOU AND DR. MRS. AHHHHHHHHHH

Someone send this message to Oswald, tell him I’ll be taking good care of his wonderful wife while he’s in this tournament, really good care

>>427446
What, you’re not excited? I know I am.

>>427447
Red: You underestimate the power of the Irken Empire!
Purple: Even if, and that's a huge if, we loose we will be rescued in no time.

>one giant robot versus TWO giant robots
Gee, I'm torn

>>427446
I still got a job, right?

>They just made a tournament after being close before
Maybe if they catch a wave before a trailer pisses everyone else they can make the proper tournament next year

>>427456
>>427455
>>427454
>Finals or semi-finals, I like getting far, and I'd love to face my old rival again face to face.

>Perhaps we should temporaily........not cooperate, but focus on our other enemies first?

>I'm the only one who deserves to take out Daniel

>>427466
>No one except me is killing him.

>I've been meaning to 'go postal' on the mail service anyway

>>427459
Whatever you say

>>427446
Honestly, I thought it'd be funny.

>>427282
If Dan and Mao Mao are going for it, we're gonna need *that song*.

Voiceanons that's your cue

I'll admit, kiddo: You're definitely right about all of this being exciting so far. You and your new friend do your best against the screaming duck and rabbit, while Wuya and I take care of that bunny and mouse! That magic cloak I gave you'll be useful in the race as long as you watch where the wind blows it!

>>427417
>>427421
>>427424
Yeah Belos! Listen to the human and also get in your time out prison!

>She TOTALLY didn't have any voting fraud involved with getting herself and Luz in, haha

>>427446
I did! A pretty close call for a couple that I didn't expect to get through, but I thought it'd be fun!

>>427470
Basically what he said.

>>427301
>"I know, right?! Had my hopes but Top 5 is pretty sweet. Here's hoping we can hold on to that momentum."
>"You take the wheel first, I'll be on radio and shot-gun duty."
>>427448
>"Now don't underestimate them just cause they're kids. Kids can be crafty. They can SMELL weakness and move in on it. Gotta keep on your toes, and not make yourself a target."
>>427299
>>427302
>"Hey, don't be so nervous! Going up against tough odds can be scary, trust me I know, but we can try to have fun here. It's not like Black Widow's around to 'mop up' losers this time, she's too busy competing."

>>427475
Yeah yeah. I don't think they're any older than Omi.

Still, I ain't going easy on em. I want those belts and a summer home on Mt. /co/lympus
>>427299
>>427302
Just wait til the Jackbots come out

I'm going to need a full resolution image of this

>>427440
Well hello there, Badgerclops. I must say, you look like a pretty strong fellow.

Grace: Hey Ashi, since this is your first official Christmas, here's a present I swiped off of Robot Santa's sleigh. Merry Christmas!

Ashi: Thank you, but why are you doing this?

Grace: Um.. because 'tis the season?

Ashi: Of thievery and murder?

Grace: Um... Hahaha! Oh wow, we really need to get you out more! My childhood was shit, but even I knew what Christmas was.

Ashi: I was raised in a cave along with my six now dead sisters knowing only a crazed sect of female Aku cultists, born and brought up with only one thought: to kill the Samurai.

Grace: ...
Grace: Wow... Let's get you some eggnog.

Hey sorry I’m late did I miss any th-
IM UP AGAIN WHO!!!!

my work is finally done I can rest now.
by the way TagTeamAnon the "platonic" was supposed to be in quotes, that was the joke. Could you fix it if it wasn't a problem?

>>427480
Sure am!

>>427458
Fuck you, you straw-headed dick! You know how much I was looking forward to competing alongside my Queen!
If am going to be stuck with you, then by God almighty we are going to be doing things my way, you got it? I'm the one with the ride, be it my unstoppable Cocoon or my evil Monarch Mobile, so you are going to be as quiet as freaking possible on this trip or so help me I will pull over to bury you in a ditch by the highway.
>>427475
>>427470
I see. Yes, very funny Spicer. Veeerry funny.
Henchman 69, the next time Jacky boy here needs to take a break from the wheel and catch a few winks... 'take care' of him.
And just because I know this won't get through to you the first time I say it, I am putting as much emphasis on the 'take care' part as I fur-reeking can.
>>427474
FUN? You see the jackass I have to share a vehicle with for the next seven days? In what of the nine rings of hell could a single minute with this arrogant soft-served talking beverage be considered 'fun'. I could have been running the Monarch Mobile with my hot wife, now I bet she's up in some Martian Cruiser while I have to listen to his inane ramblings day in and day out!