>>425841 >James: yeah, we found a sign-up Tag Team machine that came out of nowhere in Pontypandy >Sarah: we at first were confused but we sign up anyway. >James: and we receive 8 supporters and we got teleport to the Big Qualifiers Room.
>>425845 >Elvis: what? we didn't know there's a sign-up machine at Pontypandy?! wait these sign-up machines also spawn in every cartoon univer-- >Sam: lucky for you two. me and Elvis also got teleport here. i hope we're gonna get more votes and seeds. >Sam: Bye kids.
Observations from going through the list: -Gwen, Oswald, Spider-Man, and Mordecai for some reason are hot contenders between multiple teams -Lots of comic representation, which is cool >Hal has two teams making fun of him being a pedo
>”Good afternoon. It’s your Emperor speaking. Vote for my daughters, who’ve done more to eradicate the forces of Chaos than any of my lazy fucking sons ever have, or I will personally come to your planet, forcibly recruit every single one of its inhabitants onto the front lines on Comorragh, and then shove my golden armored fist up your ass. Have a good day.”
Way better odds here then usual With 345 teams and 128 slots 37.1% of teams will make it in the bracket This does not count how there can only be one character per team and 3 per series that aren't dc/marvel/disney
>>425894 >Frita, I know you told me in the caves behind the cabin on Pleasant-Camp Planet that you could help me take down my evil villain nemesis Gertrude once and for all, but uh.....what exactly is your beef with Star? Is she an evil villain too? Ooo, where are your parents, I bet they gotta be great heroes too huh! You must be a really nice person ai?
>So uh, before we go to battle, you said you had something that coudl help me get past this whole "I keep accidentally killing the wrong people thing."? I mean, I know it's a spot of bad luck and that's all, but....
You bitch ass niggas better vote for me and Huey. Dat nigga Huey may be gay but I wanna win. If we don't make it in then all you niggas is hella gay. I nigga like me deserves to win, I'm Riley motherfuckin Freeman. Don't make me come to yo house and pop a cap in yo ass.
>>425833 I like the RPing as much as the next guy, but I think we should put a ban on Rping as characters who lost.
Last time it felt like nomatter who won, people had a set story they wanted to stick to.
I honestly think it would be more fun this way, like, if the big guy everyones been RPing as for three rounds and setting up stuff more just kicks the bucket in Round 2 to a dark horse. People suddenly have to change gears.
"Hey, Brendon. You hear about this Tag Team Tournament? Apparently there's gonna be a lot of cartoon characters in it." "Well, yeah, Coach. You were the one who entered me in it in the first place." "Oh, yeah, that's right. Man, I hope I meet Batman. That would be so cool. Imagine me and Batman, Brendon. Just imagine it. Maybe he'll let me drive the Batmobile or make me his sidekick." "Coach, you have a job at home. And besides, he already has a sidekick." "Wonder what my superhero name will be. Maybe something that'll strike fear into the hearts of my enemies or something." "Did you at least tell my mom where we'll be?"
>>425958 >>425959 Yeah, it does not work in practice, but people should keep in mind that winning teams need RP and content just as losers. I think the tourney theme might help ground the story a little bit, so it does not go as wild and off topic
>”Wow, this is the tournament, huh? There are so many people here, it’s crazy! Y’know, Heloise, it’s a good thing you were there this morning! I was planning on entering with Beezy, but he never showed up! I hope he’s okay...” >”I’m sure he’s fine, Jimmy. He just...won’t be showing any time soon. I’m sure.” >”...well, if you say so!”
>>425961 >Making rules for RPing is retarded I feel like something like Vilgax should be curbed, and, as much OC as Jackie generated, her too. Characters were not even nominated and having nothing to do with anything from the beginning or at least the early threads just randomly showing up because... reasons.
>>425988 >People who just wanted a popularity contest Then the comments would just be people being assblasted over their favorite character losing or people gloating about their favorite character winning. Pretty boring and predictable.
>>426010 I don't think rp will be as bad as last time tho. The wedding shit is what really kicked it into overdrive, but most rpers will probably just be commenting on the tournament itself this time around
Hey it’s me Strong Bad, flash celebrity on the World Wide Web. I don’t know what this tournament is even about, Bubs told me to show up here and tell you to vote for him then The Cheat said he wants me to be in a team with him. So vote for Me and The Cheats team along with Bubs and his team
>>426013 I didn’t say i wanted that, just that I’d prefer it over RPing. I don’t like RPing. Plain and simple, it bothers me, and this is one of the worse ones because it feels very very static and non dynamic. I don’t like RPing in general though.
Drawfags are fine though, love it, they’re the real heroes. If this was one half people debating their characterss and the other half just an excuse for people to show off drawings I’d be fine with that.
I just don’t like RPing, period. End of story I guess.
>>426028 You’re entitled to your likes and dislikes, fair enough. I just hate the debating because it usually gets really autistic and unfun quickly, like when people started getting pissy over Jucikafags and antiJucikfags in ms co
So can the same image not be used if the other thread you posted in is still up? Because I tried to post an image I posted in the refugee thread but the site said that it was a duplicate image. How long does it take for a thread to get bumped off and archived?
>>426062 >So can the same image not be used if the other thread you posted in is still up? Yeah >How long does it take for a thread to get bumped off and archived? Years apparently? Just open it in paint and add a dot somewhere.
>>426073 No, it’s not because it’s crossover teams—I fully expect Wallace and Gromit to do well, for instance. People don’t like the way Star Vs and SU ended is the main reason, I think. Well, that and /co/ hates lesbians
Wow, THIS is where we're doing this? Christ. Bad enough I had to touch the archives just to find a link to this stupid thing, this place looks like it was made by a Devry undergraduate for a final terms project. You expect me to actually have to hit F5 like a plebeian to see replies... wait, what was I doing?
Right, right, ahem... MINIONS! ARISE and heed the call of your almighty Monarch! A month has passed since I was denied the rightful place besides my Queen on the throne of /co/lympus, and though the fury of this humiliation hasn't even begun to subside, an opportunity has shown itself that I shall grasp firmly with both hands! A tag-team tournament in which me and my Queen may achieve victory together, side by side! Go out, and vote minions! See to it me and my Queen are propelled to glorious victory, so we might lord our evil over all the pathetic denizens of /co/!
>>426073 >most of these are crossovers though I guess Less than half, closer to a third actually. I don't know the exact number, but it's gotta be around 120. I'm sure someone thought of it, but just didn't care.
>>426040 >I just hate the debating because it usually gets really autistic and unfun quickly Same. Cheerful autistic rping > autistic sperging and rants. We already get plenty of sperging on the many twitter screencap threads that are made.
>>426092 You know Janny, I've always been curious as to what's underneath your fat rolls >Gwenpool reaches in and begins pulling out various objects A kitchen sink, a hentai doujin, a bear skin rug, a... IS THIS ONE OF MY COMIC BOOKS!? >Gwenpool shoots Janny
>>426088 It’s always newfag this newfag that isn’t it?
You wanna know why 4chan is slowly dying? It’s that sorta attitude.
4chan already has the gift of supraanonimity, people can say whatever the hell they please, it’s beautiful.
This, newfag attitude, gatekeeping, shaming the newfags off the site, all this RPing with so much context required anyone who just wants to vote is scared off.
You’re so scared at protecting your fucking culture, piss off, that’s the same excuse tumblr uses to mob out people they don’t like.
You want the site to gain membership? Make it friendly for the new people, ditch the fucking newfag mockery, stop it with all the insider shit. Why is Jim Gordon a rapist, what are the rules with that, I’ll never fucking know because I wasn’t there and ya can’t discuss the character without that shit.
It’s no different from the messageboards of the old days gatekeeping the new guys or what tumblrs been up to. I came here for the anonymity, maybe some more conservative opinions, and all I find is the same old shit under a different flag and a new god, but all the same old shit.
>>426113 Don't diss the treasure that is hentai. Hentai is more powerful a weapon than most sheng gong wu. I bet if you just believed in the absolutely titantic powers that hentai holds, you'd probably be able to beat the Xiaolin Monks.
>>426116 >>426123 When Badgerclops and I catch on to you you are so going to be under arrest. Speaking of which, where is Badgerclops? He was here when I came in... He better not be with Garfield at the buffet table
>>426114 >4chan already has the gift of supraanonimity, people can say whatever the hell they please, it’s beautiful.
They haven't had that for almost a decade. Every post is archived, remembered, and looked back up. There are thousands of janitors deleting shit at random. You are not free to post everything because mods are micromanaging content so the place looks more welcome for advertisers. And anything you post can and will be brought back up later to point out how stupid you were, not unlike when someone digs up your ten year old posts on twitter and uses it to ruin your career.
>>426157 Excuse me officer. I have request, can you check my house and check if a Felix the Cat is out of the premises. He's been stalking me lately and begging the people here to make our team official.
I mean I don't mind housing him since he is homeless due to his copyright running out, but he keeps coming onto me. I mean look how flirty the Emails are.
>Forgotten Foes >Showtime >Copper Couple >Seadwellers >Miser Bros >3-1 Caballeros >The Chum Bucket >Gadgets and GETS-zmos >Bark of Time >Gruesome Twosome >The Frollo Show >He did her right >where MAKING THIS HAPEN >Evil Lovers >Heroes of Pure Heart >The Royal House of Peppershanty >Goofy Goobers >Killer Cuck Queens >Robotnik's Robots >Dastardly Duo >Assholish AS Duo >Pumpkin Heads >Bouquet Buddies >Rivals of the New Daughters of the Emperor (still don't understand the name) >Meowrails >And of course my own teams: Un-me and Real me, Lackeys, and 2cool4trash r8 my t8st
>>426162 Oh, Felix. Well, it won't hurt to have a look around before the tourney starts. If I find him we'll have a chat cat to cat >>426165 Always sad when a woman's obsessed with a gay man. Now if only I could convince Samantha that Frank's gay.
>Life hadn’t been easy ever since I left the Drawn Together house, especially after the mass murder and rape that occurred during my lucid dream of killing and raping everyone. But spending time with my fellow heroes has been just what I needed. Homelander and I have been having quite a ball as Superfriends. Plus Green Lantern said I could borrow his new sidekick with the watch!
>>426114 >I came here for the anonymity, maybe some more conservative opinions
Ohh now I get it, I didn't read this all the way through the first time. You're an election tourist, AKA an entitled boomer who thought all of 4chan was just /pol/ and that you didn't need to learn board culture because you assumed it was all just le funny Pepe frog, >tfw no gf and fuck niggers praise kek. You don't deserve special treatment you snowflake faggot, you should lurk like everyone else if you're new. And it's fucking hilarious that you most likely came here because you're tired of your conservative opinions being censored for hurting twitterfags' feefees and now you're crying "p-pwease stop being mean to us poor newfags, youre dwiving us away becawse of your harsh words >_<"
If this is bait then congrats you got me. It would be a new layer of irony altogether is this turns out to be an old copypasta.
>>426167 >Forgotten Foes >Miser Bros >SpicerGwen >Killer Cuck Queens (but no Patience and Humility?) Yeah, I’m thinking BASED also, the rivals one is I think referring to the New Daughters of the Emperor team
>>426167 >>Forgotten Foes >>Miser Bros >>3-1 Caballeros >>Gadgets and GETS-zmos >>He did her right >>Heroes of Pure Heart >>The Royal House of Peppershanty >>Goofy Goobers >>Killer Cuck Queens >>Dastardly Duo >>Assholish AS Duo >>Pumpkin Heads >>Bouquet Buddies >>Rivals of the New Daughters of the Emperor (still don't understand the name) Based picks.
Ahoy there! Eugene Krabs here! Cofounder and CEO of Sea Crab and Man, Incorporated. Our company's growing like gangbusters and me business partner and fellow cofounder Stan Pines has projected even more growth over the course of the competition, so the time to invest is now!
Do ya really want to look back in a week, see all your friends who made mad dividends from investing now, and regret not cashing in while our SCAM stock is dirt cheap? As I speak they're voting and laughing. Laughing at you. They think you're too square to buy SCAM stock. But trust me, even squares invest in SCAM. Everyone does. Anyone tellin' you they don't is a dirty dirty fibber and a landlubber to boot!
So hurry up and give us your money votes, already! Just one vote could make your wildest dreams come true! That's SCAM on the exchange! Vote now!
Hey guys, check out are wacky vehicle monster over here. It's a bit unconventional, but I like it. A floating monstrous creature from another dimension with Frank Sinatra's face on it. It even plays his songs while trampling over innocent bystanders.
>>426161 Hmmmmm...a screaming head sounds too tacky and loud for my tastes, and I've already got 1930s vehicle ideas shared between Charlie and Black Hat, so how about we go for a different flavor this time!
Would you prefer a beast that can soar the skies or a landweller that can jump well over any obstacle and flatten the unfortunate beneath it? I'd personally go with the latter, though I'd prefer a ride that's less...bumpy, y'know?
>>426091 >>426096 >>426136 Yes, yes, it's all good to have your glorious Monarch back in action, Minions. I shudder to think what your droll lives must have been like without my leadership. But take heart, for now purpose has been returned to your otherwise meaningless lives!
>>426093 So you're the guy running this place, huh? Well, be warned now, 'Black Hand': the Monarch has an exceedingly high standard for his Thailand basket weaving forums. God help you should you even THINK of having a ban out to me!
>>426139 Meh, serves them right for how they fucked me over in Mr. /co/. The new venue will take some getting used to but so long as /co/ knows my glory in this tourney and fears me, I figure it'll work out either way.
Also yes, vote for any of my Henchmen in the running! The more minions I have in the brackets, the better my ultimate odds
>>426143 Spicer, glad to see I'm not the only bad guy who made it. Will be looking forward to more familiar faces going into...
Wait, WHAT was that about my wife and the dinosaur? What the fuck, why is my wife nominated for THREE other competitors who aren't me, her fucking husband?! This thing hasn't even started and I already smell horse shit!
>>426189 KRABS! I should have expected you’d be competing in an event like this! Prepare to face your imminent defeat at the hands of me and my gorgeous wife, Karen! Well, as soon as we face you...who knows how this whole bracket thing will shake out...but when we do meet, Krabs, you will be utterly vanquished!
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>>426224 A landweller is probably best since we can get up close and personal to the competition, and maybe even fire of a few shots towards some of the contestants. You don't even have to worry about a bumpy ride tho, as a fantastical reality warper I can merely alter any kinetic sensations from transferring over to us. The ride can be as hectic as possible and we wouldn't even be able to feel a thing.
>>426222 You can work that out with Pines, if it comes to that. Of course that would violate the Mutinous Bilgerat clause in our contracts, meaning you and him get to split a WHOPPING stake of 0% of SCAM Inc.
But we're always looking for investors, missy! How many stocks of SCAM would you like? Just one vote each!
>>426243 Jeez, even a toddler could tell what kind of a crap deal this is. >>426246 You sure do have some ominous aura surrounding you big guy. Hope your show doesn't ruin your character when they reveal what's under the mask.
>>426232 Plankton! I shoulda known this offbrand website would be riddled with bugs! Well in this competition, much like your business and your height, you'll always come up short! Now get lost, pipsqueak, I got a competition to win and money to make!
>>426252 You remind me of an employee of mine who is fired until he's out of this competition. Well, you remind me of half of him, anyway. How would you like a job?
>>426242 Right, right, last we left off I remember you were trying to score with my Henchman. Look, I REALLY don't want to have to deal with Guild human resources coming in and giving me crap about 69 going out with a minor, so if this is some ploy to get my Henchman arrested and lower my resources, I can just skip ahead to firing her out of a cannon or something, it's no big deal.
>>426246 Goddamnit, I swear if I have to be be paired up with the talking smoothie for this whole fucking thing, there will be a reckoning like these Tourneys have never seen before. But, I'm safe right? NO way my minions would vote for anything other than me and my honey bosom.
>>426248 Oh shit, Strong Bad. That brings back memories, haven't seen you since my days fucking around in the computer lab on projects in high school.
Huh huh huh huh huh huh I’m butthead and I came (huh huh huh huh) from my mansion to tell you that if you don’t vote for beavis and uhhhh some dork I’m gonna come over there and kick your ass huh huh huh. Message approved from Ro-Booty Patrol, except Sheldon.
>>426275 >Dan, shouldn't we deal with the fact the Imposter has been pretending to be you overseas? Or atleast figure out what happened after the 'clown incident'? I for one want to know who kept leaving me weird phone messages
>Bah, who cares about Egypt Chris? They're a country of Sand people. We need to figure out how to deal with that damn cat!
>Pssssh, never trust an Irishman to do a Dan's job
when I feel like it. I'm too busy campaigning. You will be on a team with me whether you like it or not. Your wife has 3 other backup partners. She has Tyr in team The Queens of Villainy. She has Fang in team Queens of the Swimming Pool. And she has Tom in team Team Pussycat. Face it, she betrayed you.
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>>426249 Amity Blight! Good to see another representative of the Boiling Isles that isn't a wild one. I hope you are doing well in your magical progress after your mentor’s sudden turn.
>>426251 I wouldn’t be so cocky if I were you. So you’ve fought against witches. I understand that.
But the question is this, human: Can you win? Especially against someone with my strength?
>>426252 At ease, demon. If someone were to find that out soon, it won’t be you.
>>426264 Hmph. We shall see once this round is over.
>>426263 How simple minded for the both of you to say. What power do you have on your side?
>>426276 If you’re not ready to make a sacrifice for the chance of winning, it proves you so as not the strong being you pose yourself as. Personally, I’d rather have Kikimora at my side once the votes come in, as she is strong in both power AND loyalty. While I won’t deny that Andrias has his own strength, he is not someone I would call a “dignified ruler.” Still, if I am to have this amphibian king at my side in order to participate, I shall go forward with him.
>>426255 No thanks, I know a bad deal when a see one.
>>426257 I still can't believe a kid like you managed to kill more people and cause more permanent damage to the Earth than me during your show's finale.
>>426264 This is good stuff, but let's add a little extra to spice up this bad boy. How about we give those six legs the ability to secrete a substance that allows it to stick to walls, the tendrils should be able to produce electricity, and the four eyes can beam an intense ray of orange light to blind people.
>>426292 Pleasure to meet you, as well! John told me about you and the rest of your gang.
Hello, again, Mao Mao. I've seen you've met my sidekick and confidant, Weekly. He's quite the inquisitive one, but that's typical for a journalist like himself. He's a good egg, but he can be an oddball.
Dammit. I tried so goddamned fucking hard to get my team nomination, only to be stymied first by jannie fuckwits, and then by losing the thread. By the time I had finally tracked it here, noms were closed.
>>426273 An exponential return on your investment! Every round Mr. Pines and I win will multiply your investment by an increasing power each time, subject to taxes, inflation, yadda yadda yadda. PLUS there are the earnings from tourney winnings, brand partnerships, etc. SCAM Inc. is a monster of a money-making machine and you're getting in on the ground floor! Don't wait until the competition starts for real! Remember, as the tourney goes on the price of 1 vote climbs exponentially!
And if I were you, I would cast a vote for that Jack feller and the pink lass. Just in case.
>>426279 >You’ll be eating my dust, Krabs! So I see the Chum Bucket's menu has improved! I'll catch you around, bug.
>>426299 I'm sure his skill set will come in useful. I can't wait to introduce you to Badgerclops. He's currently in an eating contest with Garfield... Say, any news on Ramses? I hear he's planning on entering this competition.
>>426290 >>426297 Eheh, certainly your highness. A-and of course you must know of me through my parent's, forgive me for forgetting! I hope I can live up to my family name. And nevermind the, uh, noises. The