The 2’s A /co/ tourney is a single elimination tournament where teams of 2 duke it out for both the glory of being the best tag team as well as snazzy and horribly inefficient championship belts.
>Sam: we're finally arrive at the Qualifiers Room that we already sign up for tag team tourney. >Elvis: and that's thanks to that friendly postman. >Sam: indeed Elvis, now we gonna promo--
>>425841 >James: yeah, we found a sign-up Tag Team machine that came out of nowhere in Pontypandy >Sarah: we at first were confused but we sign up anyway. >James: and we receive 8 supporters and we got teleport to the Big Qualifiers Room.
>>425838 >>425838 Best Gwen team reporting for the start of GWUNDERDOME 2020 I’ve posted this before but it didn’t come out the right size in the thread
>>425845 >Elvis: what? we didn't know there's a sign-up machine at Pontypandy?! wait these sign-up machines also spawn in every cartoon univer-- >Sam: lucky for you two. me and Elvis also got teleport here. i hope we're gonna get more votes and seeds. >Sam: Bye kids.
>>425851 >James: wait, how are we gonna get that amount of votes like the other teams? >Sarah: i don't know most anons don't know us before.. >James: also how does seeds works?
The Titan has called on me to participate in this tournament, with my two potential allies being the dear Kikimora, and that... “king” of the amphibians, Andrias.
A shame we do not have many others to represent The Boiling Isles, but I shall play my role with much pride and power, and a grand age starts in your vote for us.
>>425843 You don't know how close I was to going for Scratch/Panchito But I didn't because I knew they would be more voted with their canon partner anyway Best of luck bird bro
>>425833 So, I assume my attempt to rename this to FDTG's Gals to be less of a tongue twister, and also correct the spelling mistake on Janna, before moving forward, didn't get through?
Observations from going through the list: -Gwen, Oswald, Spider-Man, and Mordecai for some reason are hot contenders between multiple teams -Lots of comic representation, which is cool >Hal has two teams making fun of him being a pedo
Look at these two nerds and tell me you don't wanna see them happy. You can't because you do wanna see them happy. Vote for Jade Harley and Dave Stider! Vote for Bark of Time!
>”Good afternoon. It’s your Emperor speaking. Vote for my daughters, who’ve done more to eradicate the forces of Chaos than any of my lazy fucking sons ever have, or I will personally come to your planet, forcibly recruit every single one of its inhabitants onto the front lines on Comorragh, and then shove my golden armored fist up your ass. Have a good day.”
>>425886 let me try. I.. Kelsey Pokoly. the warrior girl with little black princess: Jessica. make a great team together as Warrior and Adorable. vote for us now.
Way better odds here then usual With 345 teams and 128 slots 37.1% of teams will make it in the bracket This does not count how there can only be one character per team and 3 per series that aren't dc/marvel/disney
Get in loser, we're going killing! Vote for Killer Cuck Queens and watch another one bite the dust. Queen - Killer Queen (Lyrics) Now with theme music! Simon delenda est.
>>425894 >Frita, I know you told me in the caves behind the cabin on Pleasant-Camp Planet that you could help me take down my evil villain nemesis Gertrude once and for all, but uh.....what exactly is your beef with Star? Is she an evil villain too? Ooo, where are your parents, I bet they gotta be great heroes too huh! You must be a really nice person ai?
>So uh, before we go to battle, you said you had something that coudl help me get past this whole "I keep accidentally killing the wrong people thing."? I mean, I know it's a spot of bad luck and that's all, but....
You bitch ass niggas better vote for me and Huey. Dat nigga Huey may be gay but I wanna win. If we don't make it in then all you niggas is hella gay. I nigga like me deserves to win, I'm Riley motherfuckin Freeman. Don't make me come to yo house and pop a cap in yo ass.
>>425929 Mine was Finn and Brownyn, I can kinda get why the team didn't get to the list, but I was nominating them for fun... Or at least see if they got out in round 1.
Jade is more than capable of fighting off the competition along side Dave. She knows how to use guns and can control space. She even has a proton canon!
>>425833 I like the RPing as much as the next guy, but I think we should put a ban on Rping as characters who lost.
Last time it felt like nomatter who won, people had a set story they wanted to stick to.
I honestly think it would be more fun this way, like, if the big guy everyones been RPing as for three rounds and setting up stuff more just kicks the bucket in Round 2 to a dark horse. People suddenly have to change gears.
"Hey, Brendon. You hear about this Tag Team Tournament? Apparently there's gonna be a lot of cartoon characters in it." "Well, yeah, Coach. You were the one who entered me in it in the first place." "Oh, yeah, that's right. Man, I hope I meet Batman. That would be so cool. Imagine me and Batman, Brendon. Just imagine it. Maybe he'll let me drive the Batmobile or make me his sidekick." "Coach, you have a job at home. And besides, he already has a sidekick." "Wonder what my superhero name will be. Maybe something that'll strike fear into the hearts of my enemies or something." "Did you at least tell my mom where we'll be?"
>>425949 >It's funnier. Anti-climaxes can work, but if it keeps happening, and it's always the same way. It's going to be a problem. What was unpredictable is now predictable.
>>425958 >>425959 Yeah, it does not work in practice, but people should keep in mind that winning teams need RP and content just as losers. I think the tourney theme might help ground the story a little bit, so it does not go as wild and off topic
>”Wow, this is the tournament, huh? There are so many people here, it’s crazy! Y’know, Heloise, it’s a good thing you were there this morning! I was planning on entering with Beezy, but he never showed up! I hope he’s okay...” >”I’m sure he’s fine, Jimmy. He just...won’t be showing any time soon. I’m sure.” >”...well, if you say so!”
>>425961 >Making rules for RPing is retarded I feel like something like Vilgax should be curbed, and, as much OC as Jackie generated, her too. Characters were not even nominated and having nothing to do with anything from the beginning or at least the early threads just randomly showing up because... reasons.
Dave fought through his whole planet and the first person he met up with was Jade. Help him and Jade get into the tournament! Vote for Jade Harley and Dave Strider! Vote for Bark of Time!
>>425833 Calling it now: The RP is gonna start into a Wacky Races like story with the race theme, and then it’ll turn into a story similar to either Mad Max: Fury Road or JJBA: Steel Ball Run.
>>425989 Nah fusefag is the out of universe villain. I'm thinking the Lich because of the nukes that hit the tournament and him being created from a nuke.
>>425988 >People who just wanted a popularity contest Then the comments would just be people being assblasted over their favorite character losing or people gloating about their favorite character winning. Pretty boring and predictable.
Vote for me. I don't care which team I'm on, but I kinda wanna be on a team with Zone-Tan because then I'd be the perfect waifu and perfect waifus get loads of comic appearances ya know?
There is nothing purer than the one-sided love between a corgi and a mouse. For the sake of your queen, your country and your fanfiction, vote for the Secret Fanservice.
Look at them votes. That's the way you do it! We got ourselves in to the TTT. Jannies tried to stop us. But they couldn't do it! Jannies get nothing cus they do it for free.
>>425998 our buddy Fuse turns out to live in South Carolina! Who’d’ve thunk it? >>426006 we sure are, and you’re in it with your fellow Totally Legitimate Winner(TM) Captain America!
>>426010 I don't think rp will be as bad as last time tho. The wedding shit is what really kicked it into overdrive, but most rpers will probably just be commenting on the tournament itself this time around
Hey it’s me Strong Bad, flash celebrity on the World Wide Web. I don’t know what this tournament is even about, Bubs told me to show up here and tell you to vote for him then The Cheat said he wants me to be in a team with him. So vote for Me and The Cheats team along with Bubs and his team
>>426013 I didn’t say i wanted that, just that I’d prefer it over RPing. I don’t like RPing. Plain and simple, it bothers me, and this is one of the worse ones because it feels very very static and non dynamic. I don’t like RPing in general though.
Drawfags are fine though, love it, they’re the real heroes. If this was one half people debating their characterss and the other half just an excuse for people to show off drawings I’d be fine with that.
I just don’t like RPing, period. End of story I guess.
>>425989 No scripted stories. The good shit is all improv. We have to be willing to let this train totally derail. Anything else is too predictable and boring.
>>426028 You’re entitled to your likes and dislikes, fair enough. I just hate the debating because it usually gets really autistic and unfun quickly, like when people started getting pissy over Jucikafags and antiJucikfags in ms co
So can the same image not be used if the other thread you posted in is still up? Because I tried to post an image I posted in the refugee thread but the site said that it was a duplicate image. How long does it take for a thread to get bumped off and archived?
>>426062 >So can the same image not be used if the other thread you posted in is still up? Yeah >How long does it take for a thread to get bumped off and archived? Years apparently? Just open it in paint and add a dot somewhere.
>>426061 Lol how new are you? Ms /co/ is fucking massive. The nomination threads hit the image limit in just a few minutes. It wouldn't quietly "faze away"
>>426073 No, it’s not because it’s crossover teams—I fully expect Wallace and Gromit to do well, for instance. People don’t like the way Star Vs and SU ended is the main reason, I think. Well, that and /co/ hates lesbians
Wow, THIS is where we're doing this? Christ. Bad enough I had to touch the archives just to find a link to this stupid thing, this place looks like it was made by a Devry undergraduate for a final terms project. You expect me to actually have to hit F5 like a plebeian to see replies... wait, what was I doing?
Right, right, ahem... MINIONS! ARISE and heed the call of your almighty Monarch! A month has passed since I was denied the rightful place besides my Queen on the throne of /co/lympus, and though the fury of this humiliation hasn't even begun to subside, an opportunity has shown itself that I shall grasp firmly with both hands! A tag-team tournament in which me and my Queen may achieve victory together, side by side! Go out, and vote minions! See to it me and my Queen are propelled to glorious victory, so we might lord our evil over all the pathetic denizens of /co/!
>Fefe Reminder to everyone that plus4chan doesn’t really like duplicates. Crop your images or try to add a byte to them to confuse the system into allowing multiple pics.
They look good together! They fight well together! They are gods with the powers of Space and Time! They can't lose! Vote for Jade Harley and Dace Strider! Vote for Bark of Time!
>>426071 >be so new you've never seen or participated in an event >still feel qualified enough to predict said event's future reddit newfags get fucking the rope
>>426073 >most of these are crossovers though I guess Less than half, closer to a third actually. I don't know the exact number, but it's gotta be around 120. I'm sure someone thought of it, but just didn't care.
>>426040 >I just hate the debating because it usually gets really autistic and unfun quickly Same. Cheerful autistic rping > autistic sperging and rants. We already get plenty of sperging on the many twitter screencap threads that are made.
>>426092 You know Janny, I've always been curious as to what's underneath your fat rolls >Gwenpool reaches in and begins pulling out various objects A kitchen sink, a hentai doujin, a bear skin rug, a... IS THIS ONE OF MY COMIC BOOKS!? >Gwenpool shoots Janny
>>426105 Oh contraire my little matrix cosplayer. Being a slut isn't just a personality, its a declaration of independence and right now, I'm feeling pretty independent.
>>426088 It’s always newfag this newfag that isn’t it?
You wanna know why 4chan is slowly dying? It’s that sorta attitude.
4chan already has the gift of supraanonimity, people can say whatever the hell they please, it’s beautiful.
This, newfag attitude, gatekeeping, shaming the newfags off the site, all this RPing with so much context required anyone who just wants to vote is scared off.
You’re so scared at protecting your fucking culture, piss off, that’s the same excuse tumblr uses to mob out people they don’t like.
You want the site to gain membership? Make it friendly for the new people, ditch the fucking newfag mockery, stop it with all the insider shit. Why is Jim Gordon a rapist, what are the rules with that, I’ll never fucking know because I wasn’t there and ya can’t discuss the character without that shit.
It’s no different from the messageboards of the old days gatekeeping the new guys or what tumblrs been up to. I came here for the anonymity, maybe some more conservative opinions, and all I find is the same old shit under a different flag and a new god, but all the same old shit.
>>426114 Jim Gordon's a rapist because one anon pushes a meme. It caught in because it silences another anon who always asks about why they don't kill the Joker.
>>426113 Don't diss the treasure that is hentai. Hentai is more powerful a weapon than most sheng gong wu. I bet if you just believed in the absolutely titantic powers that hentai holds, you'd probably be able to beat the Xiaolin Monks.
>>426116 >>426123 When Badgerclops and I catch on to you you are so going to be under arrest. Speaking of which, where is Badgerclops? He was here when I came in... He better not be with Garfield at the buffet table
>>426114 >4chan already has the gift of supraanonimity, people can say whatever the hell they please, it’s beautiful.
They haven't had that for almost a decade. Every post is archived, remembered, and looked back up. There are thousands of janitors deleting shit at random. You are not free to post everything because mods are micromanaging content so the place looks more welcome for advertisers. And anything you post can and will be brought back up later to point out how stupid you were, not unlike when someone digs up your ten year old posts on twitter and uses it to ruin your career.
Trust in Moses, and his Hebrew god. They're the only team who can safely lead us through this Exodus. Which would have made a better team name. Shit. Vote them anyway.
>>426133 Don't worry, sir! As sheriff and future hero I'll be keeping an eye out for the crime duo and your car throughout the tourney! I just need to find my partner again before it starts!
>>426141 What kind of danger? I mean, I've had run ins with him too but then it turned out we used to date the same girl and she intervened before the duel got started...
>>426146 I fear he might have a small portion of my power after he consumed me in the previous tournament. Even a small portion of my epic powers can doom reality as we know it
>>426159 So Alastor what type of wacky vehicle should we have for this thing? An eldritch monstrosity, a dapper locomotive from the 1940's, sci-fi alien cruiser, or just a screaming head with wheels.
>>426157 Excuse me officer. I have request, can you check my house and check if a Felix the Cat is out of the premises. He's been stalking me lately and begging the people here to make our team official.
I mean I don't mind housing him since he is homeless due to his copyright running out, but he keeps coming onto me. I mean look how flirty the Emails are.
>Forgotten Foes >Showtime >Copper Couple >Seadwellers >Miser Bros >3-1 Caballeros >The Chum Bucket >Gadgets and GETS-zmos >Bark of Time >Gruesome Twosome >The Frollo Show >He did her right >where MAKING THIS HAPEN >Evil Lovers >Heroes of Pure Heart >The Royal House of Peppershanty >Goofy Goobers >Killer Cuck Queens >Robotnik's Robots >Dastardly Duo >Assholish AS Duo >Pumpkin Heads >Bouquet Buddies >Rivals of the New Daughters of the Emperor (still don't understand the name) >Meowrails >And of course my own teams: Un-me and Real me, Lackeys, and 2cool4trash r8 my t8st
>>426162 Oh, Felix. Well, it won't hurt to have a look around before the tourney starts. If I find him we'll have a chat cat to cat >>426165 Always sad when a woman's obsessed with a gay man. Now if only I could convince Samantha that Frank's gay.
>Life hadn’t been easy ever since I left the Drawn Together house, especially after the mass murder and rape that occurred during my lucid dream of killing and raping everyone. But spending time with my fellow heroes has been just what I needed. Homelander and I have been having quite a ball as Superfriends. Plus Green Lantern said I could borrow his new sidekick with the watch!
>>426114 >I came here for the anonymity, maybe some more conservative opinions
Ohh now I get it, I didn't read this all the way through the first time. You're an election tourist, AKA an entitled boomer who thought all of 4chan was just /pol/ and that you didn't need to learn board culture because you assumed it was all just le funny Pepe frog, >tfw no gf and fuck niggers praise kek. You don't deserve special treatment you snowflake faggot, you should lurk like everyone else if you're new. And it's fucking hilarious that you most likely came here because you're tired of your conservative opinions being censored for hurting twitterfags' feefees and now you're crying "p-pwease stop being mean to us poor newfags, youre dwiving us away becawse of your harsh words >_<"
If this is bait then congrats you got me. It would be a new layer of irony altogether is this turns out to be an old copypasta.
>>426167 >Forgotten Foes >Miser Bros >SpicerGwen >Killer Cuck Queens (but no Patience and Humility?) Yeah, I’m thinking BASED also, the rivals one is I think referring to the New Daughters of the Emperor team
>>426167 >>Forgotten Foes >>Miser Bros >>3-1 Caballeros >>Gadgets and GETS-zmos >>He did her right >>Heroes of Pure Heart >>The Royal House of Peppershanty >>Goofy Goobers >>Killer Cuck Queens >>Dastardly Duo >>Assholish AS Duo >>Pumpkin Heads >>Bouquet Buddies >>Rivals of the New Daughters of the Emperor (still don't understand the name) Based picks.
Ahoy there! Eugene Krabs here! Cofounder and CEO of Sea Crab and Man, Incorporated. Our company's growing like gangbusters and me business partner and fellow cofounder Stan Pines has projected even more growth over the course of the competition, so the time to invest is now!
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So hurry up and give us your money votes, already! Just one vote could make your wildest dreams come true! That's SCAM on the exchange! Vote now!
Isn't this great, Bobby? You and me on a father and son road trip. I tell you hwhat, I wish my dad took me on road trips like this when I was your age.
>>426008 I remember your teammate, I shot at him a few times but missed and helped my former associate murder his monkey friend (but he seems to have gotten better), good times
>>426203 >So what is Gwenpool's opinion on tentacles? A bit lazy, which means he's less likely to come to me office when someone asks to see the manager AGAGAGAGA!
Er... by the way, young lady, yer, uh... unmentionables are showing.
Hey guys, check out are wacky vehicle monster over here. It's a bit unconventional, but I like it. A floating monstrous creature from another dimension with Frank Sinatra's face on it. It even plays his songs while trampling over innocent bystanders.
Say I'M the one who gets to have Stanley on MY side once the qualifiers are over. Do I get any cut of the business? Or any of those "special" deals you got? Don't leave me hanging!
>>426161 Hmmmmm...a screaming head sounds too tacky and loud for my tastes, and I've already got 1930s vehicle ideas shared between Charlie and Black Hat, so how about we go for a different flavor this time!
Would you prefer a beast that can soar the skies or a landweller that can jump well over any obstacle and flatten the unfortunate beneath it? I'd personally go with the latter, though I'd prefer a ride that's less...bumpy, y'know?
>>426091 >>426096 >>426136 Yes, yes, it's all good to have your glorious Monarch back in action, Minions. I shudder to think what your droll lives must have been like without my leadership. But take heart, for now purpose has been returned to your otherwise meaningless lives!
>>426093 So you're the guy running this place, huh? Well, be warned now, 'Black Hand': the Monarch has an exceedingly high standard for his Thailand basket weaving forums. God help you should you even THINK of having a ban out to me!
>>426139 Meh, serves them right for how they fucked me over in Mr. /co/. The new venue will take some getting used to but so long as /co/ knows my glory in this tourney and fears me, I figure it'll work out either way.
Also yes, vote for any of my Henchmen in the running! The more minions I have in the brackets, the better my ultimate odds
>>426143 Spicer, glad to see I'm not the only bad guy who made it. Will be looking forward to more familiar faces going into...
Wait, WHAT was that about my wife and the dinosaur? What the fuck, why is my wife nominated for THREE other competitors who aren't me, her fucking husband?! This thing hasn't even started and I already smell horse shit!
>>426189 KRABS! I should have expected you’d be competing in an event like this! Prepare to face your imminent defeat at the hands of me and my gorgeous wife, Karen! Well, as soon as we face you...who knows how this whole bracket thing will shake out...but when we do meet, Krabs, you will be utterly vanquished!
>this holiday season >join an unlikely duo >as they fight to save the future of autistic tournaments from the brink of oblivion >they'll battle powerful enemies >but can they overcome their greatest challenge yet? >each other?! >starring: >Sokka >"Meat and sarcasm, and boomerangs. That's all I know." >Captain Boomerang >"Croikey, I'm whizzed outta me wombat!" >in >"Boomerang." >"Boomerang!" >"Boomerang?" >"BOOMERANG!" >Boomerang Bros >streaming now on Disney+ buy our service pleb
>>426228 Cause he's shared between 3 teams; Jack (Patience and Humility) Dr Emelia (Mute and Void) Grace (Apex Legends) Must feel like a prince at a ball.
>>426224 A landweller is probably best since we can get up close and personal to the competition, and maybe even fire of a few shots towards some of the contestants. You don't even have to worry about a bumpy ride tho, as a fantastical reality warper I can merely alter any kinetic sensations from transferring over to us. The ride can be as hectic as possible and we wouldn't even be able to feel a thing.
>>426238 He finally gets what he deserved. My guess if Patience and Humility does not make it we can say Grace kidnapped him or that he is stowed away on Doc Amelia's car
>>426222 You can work that out with Pines, if it comes to that. Of course that would violate the Mutinous Bilgerat clause in our contracts, meaning you and him get to split a WHOPPING stake of 0% of SCAM Inc.
But we're always looking for investors, missy! How many stocks of SCAM would you like? Just one vote each!
Guys I just realized, we have two South Park teams and neither feature Randy. We don't have the main character in any teams. How are we going to Tegridy post?
>>426243 Jeez, even a toddler could tell what kind of a crap deal this is. >>426246 You sure do have some ominous aura surrounding you big guy. Hope your show doesn't ruin your character when they reveal what's under the mask.
>>426232 Plankton! I shoulda known this offbrand website would be riddled with bugs! Well in this competition, much like your business and your height, you'll always come up short! Now get lost, pipsqueak, I got a competition to win and money to make!
>>426252 You remind me of an employee of mine who is fired until he's out of this competition. Well, you remind me of half of him, anyway. How would you like a job?
These two could conquer universe. But they'd rather chill on the couch and watch bad movies together! Vote for Jade Harley and Dave Strider! Vote for Bark of Time!
We have our concept, but now to actually building the creature! I'd say give it six legs for leaping! And eight tendrils for grabbing! And....how about at least four eyes!
>>426246 Don't worry, sir! If you're lucky, you may be able to sit this one out and avoid getting CRUSHED under the competition! Ha ha!
>>426266 Egypt? I've never left America, I've been in my Apartment watching Population Control Johnny since I lost and planted that car bo-I mean, uh, walked home.
That and I burned down a pudding company.
Are you telling me that INFERNAL Imposter is back up to his tricks again?
>>426271 I suppose that might be the case. See you in the tournament Daniel and don't think I won't be inspecting everyone's cars to see if you are up to your old tricks
>>426242 Right, right, last we left off I remember you were trying to score with my Henchman. Look, I REALLY don't want to have to deal with Guild human resources coming in and giving me crap about 69 going out with a minor, so if this is some ploy to get my Henchman arrested and lower my resources, I can just skip ahead to firing her out of a cannon or something, it's no big deal.
>>426246 Goddamnit, I swear if I have to be be paired up with the talking smoothie for this whole fucking thing, there will be a reckoning like these Tourneys have never seen before. But, I'm safe right? NO way my minions would vote for anything other than me and my honey bosom.
>>426248 Oh shit, Strong Bad. That brings back memories, haven't seen you since my days fucking around in the computer lab on projects in high school.
Huh huh huh huh huh huh I’m butthead and I came (huh huh huh huh) from my mansion to tell you that if you don’t vote for beavis and uhhhh some dork I’m gonna come over there and kick your ass huh huh huh. Message approved from Ro-Booty Patrol, except Sheldon.
>>426255 I’m no member of class Arthropoda—actually, Krabs, that would be you! And you won’t be taking me so lightly after you see my sweet ride for this contest. You’ll be eating my dust, Krabs!
>>426275 >Dan, shouldn't we deal with the fact the Imposter has been pretending to be you overseas? Or atleast figure out what happened after the 'clown incident'? I for one want to know who kept leaving me weird phone messages
>Bah, who cares about Egypt Chris? They're a country of Sand people. We need to figure out how to deal with that damn cat!
>Pssssh, never trust an Irishman to do a Dan's job
when I feel like it. I'm too busy campaigning. You will be on a team with me whether you like it or not. Your wife has 3 other backup partners. She has Tyr in team The Queens of Villainy. She has Fang in team Queens of the Swimming Pool. And she has Tom in team Team Pussycat. Face it, she betrayed you.
>>426249 Amity Blight! Good to see another representative of the Boiling Isles that isn't a wild one. I hope you are doing well in your magical progress after your mentor’s sudden turn.
>>426251 I wouldn’t be so cocky if I were you. So you’ve fought against witches. I understand that.
But the question is this, human: Can you win? Especially against someone with my strength?
>>426252 At ease, demon. If someone were to find that out soon, it won’t be you.
>>426264 Hmph. We shall see once this round is over.
>>426263 How simple minded for the both of you to say. What power do you have on your side?
>>426276 If you’re not ready to make a sacrifice for the chance of winning, it proves you so as not the strong being you pose yourself as. Personally, I’d rather have Kikimora at my side once the votes come in, as she is strong in both power AND loyalty. While I won’t deny that Andrias has his own strength, he is not someone I would call a “dignified ruler.” Still, if I am to have this amphibian king at my side in order to participate, I shall go forward with him.
>>426255 No thanks, I know a bad deal when a see one.
>>426257 I still can't believe a kid like you managed to kill more people and cause more permanent damage to the Earth than me during your show's finale.
>>426264 This is good stuff, but let's add a little extra to spice up this bad boy. How about we give those six legs the ability to secrete a substance that allows it to stick to walls, the tendrils should be able to produce electricity, and the four eyes can beam an intense ray of orange light to blind people.
>>426292 Pleasure to meet you, as well! John told me about you and the rest of your gang.
Hello, again, Mao Mao. I've seen you've met my sidekick and confidant, Weekly. He's quite the inquisitive one, but that's typical for a journalist like himself. He's a good egg, but he can be an oddball.
Dammit. I tried so goddamned fucking hard to get my team nomination, only to be stymied first by jannie fuckwits, and then by losing the thread. By the time I had finally tracked it here, noms were closed.
>>426273 An exponential return on your investment! Every round Mr. Pines and I win will multiply your investment by an increasing power each time, subject to taxes, inflation, yadda yadda yadda. PLUS there are the earnings from tourney winnings, brand partnerships, etc. SCAM Inc. is a monster of a money-making machine and you're getting in on the ground floor! Don't wait until the competition starts for real! Remember, as the tourney goes on the price of 1 vote climbs exponentially!
And if I were you, I would cast a vote for that Jack feller and the pink lass. Just in case.
>>426279 >You’ll be eating my dust, Krabs! So I see the Chum Bucket's menu has improved! I'll catch you around, bug.
>>426299 I'm sure his skill set will come in useful. I can't wait to introduce you to Badgerclops. He's currently in an eating contest with Garfield... Say, any news on Ramses? I hear he's planning on entering this competition.
>>426290 >>426297 Eheh, certainly your highness. A-and of course you must know of me through my parent's, forgive me for forgetting! I hope I can live up to my family name. And nevermind the, uh, noises. The race-car needs some work.
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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!! I, Dr. Ivo Rrrobotnik, along with my new partner in crrrime, King Bowser Koopa, will be partaking in this tournament, and we will crush anyone that stands between us and victory!
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>>426317 That's right! Me and Ivo are gonna sweep the floor with all the nincompoops going against us, and we'll do the same to you if you don't vote for us!
No matter the cost, no matter the time, Through thick and thin, through rain and shine, At the appointed place and the scheduled time, You can count on the mail to arrive just fine!
So we shall race through track and bend in the fastest ship the sand can send, From the first blank fired to tourney's end, Vote Carapacian for a Tag Team win!
>>426325 You can count on me and my blade! As for the contest, Tom set a never before seen precedent for cats last time round. Maybe we have a shot at making history! >>426329 Don't ask that Simon... You know what this wicked man does
>>426332 .... Are you really my dad? I had to get my robotics knowledge and penchant for collecting magic objects from somewhere... We even both have red eyes!
>>426332 >>426328 Shit. Is this just going to be a trend from now on? Characters with no relation becoming related in these contests? This is the biggest reveal since Chris McLean
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>>426332 Well well Ivo, looks like you've got a nice family tree going. Weren't you also telling me about your long-lost twin brother and your adopted son on the way here?
>”Wow, I’m honored that so many people want to team up with me! Well, that and a bit embarrassed...” >>426334 >”These competitions really are like a movie, huh? First a wedding, and now you find your father! Now all we need is a funeral to round things out, and a lot of the competitors are out for blood...”
>>426285 Bite your impossible tongue, talking beverage! That is Dr. Mrs. The Monarch you dare speak of, she would never willingly be paired up with any other than I, her rightful king and partner.
God help me, if you fools pair her with anyone else...
>>426290 Don't dare belittle my will to win, whatever the fuck your name is! My victory would be all the sweeter were it besides the one and only Dr. Mrs. My Wife, is all! I would much prefer to stand at the podium along side her, but don't think I'll belly up even if I'm not. If I cannot share the trophy with her, then she shall admire it as I bring it into our bedroom!
>>426314 I'm pretty sure she's at least 18, and I know YOU'RE young enough you have to still live with your mother. Put those two together and my calculator makes a picture of Chris Hansen. I mean, you two do whatever you want, I'm her boss not her lawyer and I'm not overly fond of her in the first place, I'm just reminding you there are cops in the tourney.
>>426341 Finally good to see you again, by the way. Ice skating was fun, we should do it again sometime. And yeah, these places are really weird soap opera.
Lemme guess, someone’s evil twin is gonna show up and end up married to their twin’s lover
>>426343 Dude, what 18 year old is out of the house like that? Plus they’re barely home anyway so its practically my house. I even have my lab set up there. I take over other residences from time to time. I still wish I had Chase Young’s place.
>FOOTAGE FROM A MONTH AGO, LAST CONFIRMED SIGHTING
JUST AFTER HAVING BEEN SEEN BEATEN UP BY ARTHUR FLECK EARLIER THAT NIGHT, DAN MANDEL WAS SEEN PLANTING A BOMB ON THE CAR OF MAO MAO, WHICH DETONATED WHEN THE CAT STARTED IT.
NO ONE IS SURE HOW MAO MAO SURVIVED.
DESPITE AN INITIAL MANHUNT OVERSEAS, IT APPEARS THE REAL DAN NEVER LEFT THE COUNTRY AND WENT STRAIGHT TO HIS DERELICT APARTMENT AFTER THE ATTACK.
IT IS NOW BELIEVED IT WAS INFACT AN IMPOSTER SPOTTED IN THE NORTH OF SUDAN, ALONGSIDE OTHER DOPPELGANERS.
ALL DOPPELGANGERS OF DANIEL HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED EXTERMINATED, WITH THE NOTABLE EXCEPTION OF KARKAT, WHO SIGNED A PLEA DEAL, AND THE SUPPOSED IMPOSTER WHO ESCAPED.
IN SEMI-RELATED NEWS, THE CREATOR OF POPULATION CONTROL JOHNNY WAS BRUTALLY MURDERED AND FOUND MUTILIATED WITH ALL HIS BLOOD DRAINED, IN A TOTALLY WHACKY ATTACK.
>>426295 Wonderful, just wonderful! And another thing: a tail with the sharpest spikes one could imagine for slamming against any fools coming right up behind us! Don't want anyone trying to get a close shot against us now!
>>426347 >”Oh, yeah, it was loads of fun! I’d love to go again—if we survive this craziness. So, what do you think of your maybe dad?” >>426343 >”Uuh, I haven’t actually told you my age—not that I’m completely sure of it myself, but it is my business who I go out with! Also, um, no hard feelings if we end up going against each other, right? I’ll still hench for you till then!
Hello, is Samurai Jack here? This is a genuine, certified licensed psychiatrist speaking, purely out of concern. I'm afraid I have bad news about your wife. He has chronic assbergers, no use in a tourney at all. You should go with someone else In fact, it would be most merciful to euthanize him altogether. I have a daughter who will do it quickly and free of charge! Just say the word, foolish... I mean gracious Samurai...
>>426297 >>426309 So this is the second human you've shown some emotion for….
Do what you will with this one, but I will warn you, if you get in the way of either of my duos, I won’t hesitate to give you both a challenge.
Be ready. Not just for me, but for whatever comes your way.
>>426307 I have the power of both magic and loyalty on my side. You may have your allies voting en masse for you, but when the time of the race comes, you'll find yourself having to rely on your own personal skills, far away from your watching army.
Do you have any single weaponry skill that the two of you can rely on? Any magic?
>>426310 This has to be a joke. Or a miserable attempt at getting me sick before the race begins.
>>426314 You should know to be skilled with them too, if you don’t want to get destroyed so early.
>>426343 Then I will watch your tournament career with interest. And it’s “Emperor Belos”, for your sake, Monarch.
>>426338 Tsk. You may be able to roam free here in this tournament, but once it's over, you and Lilith WILL find yourselves once again on the run, with more odds stacked against you, Owl Lady.
>>426170 >”I-I...um...I’m not saying I’m not *curious,* I mean, it’s a staple of hentai and all, but uh...I’m not interested right now. Which is to say, I don’t want to ride in a vehicle that’ll be trying to get in my pants the whole time, do you know what I mean?” >>426370 >”In a certain sense, you really lucked out!”
If you're bored and looking to write some, why not make a wiki article for your favorite character? Here's a list of characters who already have a page: https://mrmsco.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Characters Current tournament page: https://mrmsco.fandom.com/wiki/Tag-Team_Tournament_2020
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Hey, Robotnik, not to interrupt your sulking or nothin', but I just got word that your own goons are running against you. What were there names? ...Steve and Gonzalo?
>>426375 Oh please, you saw what happened in Ms. /co/ 2020! >>426380 Yeah. I got a good teammate with you, a cool dad, and some sweet rides I can use! All tentacle free of course
>>426379 Alot of beings here use and/or rely on magic. The kill-magic thing only applies to Star's world anyway. This tournament takes place far outside.
>>426338 >ONE SINGLE vote for you and your little business, then. Humble beginnings, missy, but rest assured your investment is in good hands. Remember to tell your friends! The sweaty little green elf and the tall golden antelope man are your friends, right? The more investors we have, the better the chances, the higher the return! Not to mention our referral bonus.
Before I take off to me board meeting, that reminds me. To promote our successful entry into the tag team tourney, we're having a Qualification Round Special! The Krusty Krab and the Mystery Shack have come together to offer, for a limited time only, the MYSTERY PATTY. What makes it a mystery, you ask? Well it's not a very good mystery if I just tell you! Made with 100% legal ingredients! Show proof of voting for SCAM Inc. and get yours free with purchase of a large meal, TODAY!
>>426375 >magic Red: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! How lame can this guy get? As if dumb tricks can beat our technological advances. Purple: How many tiny mammals are you gonna pull out of your hat magic man? Go on, entertain us.
>>426352 >So is there any way to look at (YOU)s That would require tracking a history of which posts you make. I will not add that on general principle.
>and update the page without refreshing it? Nope. We never needed it because we seldom got threads that went this fast. I do want to add it but this tournament would be long over by the time it would get tested and added.
Robotnik & Koopa RPer here, been having a great time so far, but I gotta hit the sack. Hope to join you guys back here tomorrow, and if anybody wants to take over for me until then, go right ahead. G'night.
>>426405 No, of course you didn't! I must be misremembering! >And you certainly didn't give us the keys to your latest invention so we could drive it! And that machine isn't wrecked in the middle of nowhere right now! >Honest!
>>426362 We certainly don't. I think that's everything we need for a our ride. All that's left is to wait till tomorrow to see which teams make it through.
>>426375 Whatever, you probably won't make it in the tourney anyway. Better yet, you might get just get served in your first match up by Alastor and I.
>>426388 Sweaty goblin? Yellow antelope? You'll have to be......you mean Amity and Belos, don't you?
Look, Belos and I aren't buds in any sense of the word. You can scam him, humiliate him, do any negative thing you want to him, I couldn't care less! But the green haired kid, I WOULD put my vote in for her if she hadn't changed into a weirdo giving goo-goo eyes to this new human she's tied to her vehicle!
I might just get that large meal tomorrow, for both myself and King. Little guy's been throwing a tantrum all evening because no one wanted to partner up with him.
>>426375 Look at you acting so pompous and mighty!
Just watch everyone! He will be going down! And the downer for him will be better if I am the one who gets to go up! Up on that bracket!
>>426351 I don't know, what kind of 18 year old goes around riding hover-bikes and crawling into air-vents in my Cocoon to foil my plans to kill their father and then I have to kidnap them for ransom? I deal with a lot of weird shit from much older whack-jobs, I don't think running around in a butterfly costume is any weirder for 69 than it is for me.
>>426366 69, always a 'pleasure' to see you. Of all the Henchmen in my cocoon you'd think I could count on 21 to have my back at more of these things, but no. Anyways, I don't really care what you and your boy-toy do in your spare time, but if you ARE under 18.... wait, how the hell do you NOT know how old you are?
Also, by all means, join in the Tourney. The more of my Henchmen compete, the better chances I'll have, right?
>>426375 Emperor Belos, got it. I'll remember that name when I'm making my list of all my enemies to taunt once they're out of the running.
These two will be driving a jungle jeep with their symbols on the hood! Which is weird because they can both fly. Vote for Jade Harley and Dave Strider! Vote for Bark of Time!
>>426376 >>426378 My parents worked everyday for pennies so they could afford bread. I never got to learn about where they worked but they committed suicide by hanging. That's at least what the man in the black suit told me while burning my parents' credentials. The last words I ever heard from my dad and mom was late at night when I went to use the waste bucket. I walked past their rooms and heard them talking about how their boss was an insect fetishist freak who was too much of a retarded wanker to learn people's names.
>>426415 Speaking of wedding gifts, Chris got Simon and Jack a gift he intended on giving them after their interview but couldn't do to his death. Where are the newly weds?
>>426419 Okay, then.... Anyway, good luck with the race, Handlebars, but me and Gwen are taking it all the way to the finish line! >>426420 Remind me to keep these two away from the cheerbots.
>>426418 >tfw no Jack/Ashi team it's simple, people know we are made for each other, learn to overcome that as I overcome Monroe, one tip, first get away from her
>>426440 Heck no! I just got one panic buying all this! >>426434 The Monarch, big guy in a butterfly costume, has big bushy eyebrows that look like bike handles
>>426438 >After Next thread we should emigrate to /coc/
>>426408 >>426411 Tracking your actions violates the principle of acting anonymously, because the information gathered by tracking your actions can be used against you.
Plus every website under the sun already has half dozen tracking scripts. We don't need that.
>>426457 That's just the type of quality content the 4chan jannies want to cultivate for the board. And who could blame them. Just look at that quality.
All of your little taunts mean nothing to me. The Titan called me here to participate and I’ll do what I must against the fools set up for me and my ally.
You should focus on preparing yourselves for tomorrow if you want to stand a chance.
So as i was saying, Chris got Simon and Jack a gift he intended on giving them after their interview but couldn't do to his death. Where are the newly weds?
>>426473 >>426487 >on-topic tournament threads full of love for everything comics and cartoons gets chased off and treated like shit on 4chan's comics and cartoons board >plus4chan's comics and cartoons board welcomes us, engages the posters, chases off fusefag, and changes the code itself to accommodate us 4chan who? Based as shit.
>>426488 Yeah yeah yeah. Tell you what, as reward for entertaining us we will spare you once you loose and keep you as our own entertainer. We even got you your own cage.
>>426492 >>426493 Here, Chris wanted you two to be the first to own this Monkey Aku doll. We plan on having it on store shelves soon for Christmas. We already got over a billion pre-orders across space and time.
Monitoring this thread while making a break for the concession stand. Food's pretty good here, guys. It's not like Alastor's jambalaya though. I hope he brings another batch!
Note that it was never tested how the board engine handles if a thread gets excessively large. If the thread becomes too slow to load, either on server side or just slow to render in browsers, you may still want to consider a new thread, for the sake of the posters. The server load time should be visible on the bottom. I'm considering this to be a benchmark.
>>426473 Well done, Black Hand. This day, you have earned my favor.
>>426501 Uh... someone lose a kid or something? The hell did someone bring a kid here? Well, son, I am who they call the mighty Monarch, but I don't think I know your folks. Don't think so, anyhow, I think I'd recognize a British accent somewhere.
>>426521 Hello ladies and gentlemen! I am your new host, Don. While Chris is staying at the Hazbin Hotel the Total Drama producers decided to send me for this tournament. Don't worry, i'm already caught up on every detail, every disgusting detail.
>>426525 >How much loadtime is too much loadtime in your opinion? Anything higher than 1s? Anything that makes the site load so slow that it would annoy the users.
>>426516 I wonder if this could be made to work as a banner (300x100).
>>426533 Considering your run on Ridonculous Race, I gotta ask, are you prepared to deal with the constant stream of cheating and BS that’s gonna happen in this one?
And with that, I shall be off to my castle. All visits of those that are not of my coven or with Andrias are prohibited until the morning sun shines again.
This board has turned to shit since you tourney fags have shown up. Too many stupid posts and stupid threads. Good threads falling to the wayside. You should have stayed in /trash/ where you belonged.
>>426562 I was making threads but ran out of data ATM so not doing so right now, don't want to go through all the shit. I suggest someone does so right now (with link to here and link to the poll) Also it's early morning in America where almost all the participants are from, people are sleeping
>>426530 Hey HenchGwen, why not ditch Robotniks son and hang with me? I’ve got an infinite amount of comics and hentai doujins that you can have if you join me.
>>426511 Ello mate and pardon me, but you wear as much yellow my parents wore for work. Though they hated yellow and would say they only wear it because their boss had some weird hard on from the color and mandated eyesores of clothing because he was the most unfashionable person they ever saw despite them having to wear rags all day. Also no one brought me here, I'm homeless.
>>426588 We should start off with a basic race track and get into the crazier stuff later. I also think that we should vary the terrain and have races on the water and in the air in addition to the ones on the ground.
>>426591 In your house playing with his Ben 10 action figures?
>>426596 What >>426597 said. Hey maybe we could trade. I'll give you Zone and you give me Gwen. Sounds like a pretty fair deal to me if I do say so myself.
>>426611 >Who wins this faster? Toss up between Obelix and Fat Cobra. Obelix eats like 3 wild boars for breakfast and 5 more for dinner every day. Fat Cobra managed to out-eat Hercules, Volstagg the voluminous, and the God Eater.
Alright /co/ plus.... not going to get used to that.
Going to stay away from audio vlog... things for a while. But hey I can show you guys this at least.
Bam! Look at this! Me and the kids worked on making this old baby into an old fashioned go kart. It's got everything. Comfortable seats. Nice views from the side windows. A powerful steering tool. Great wheels so far. A missile launcher. A front door. A....
Wait, missile launcher?
Umm.... kids. What kind of race do you think I'm are going to participate in?
>>426620 Honestly /co/ plus most of my teams sound pretty good.
Please note I said most. I already know that Felix nominated me and him as a team together. I mean I don't mind if he's in the race, I just don't want him to team up with me.
Mickey and the kids seems like my best choice so far. Mickey because we both know we have huge star power together while with the kids I feel like it would be a good time to bond with them. It could be a good family fun time together. Also gives my beloved Ortensia a few days to relax.
Speaking of which, as much as I do hate the idea of leaving the kids by themselves for a bit... I would actually love Ortensia to join me. I think it could be fun for the both of us. Living the dream. Entering the spotlight. Even if it is for a bit. I like the idea of the crowd chanting our names and cheerinf for us to win. It sounds sweet.
But one quick question /co/ plus. Who named our team "High Impact Sexual Cuteness"?
>>426574 ...it sounds like your parents had awful taste, kid. Like, I know it really sucks to say, but it sounds like they were on their way to an untimely demise one way or the other. One second away from some dastardly insect-themed villain delivering a pain-filled, dart-shaped form of release upon hearing slanderous gossip about his wardrobe... not that I would know personally, just citing an example.
Well, for what it's worth I know what it's like. MY parents died in a plane crash when I was around your age and I was abandoned by my next set of adoptive parents not long after that. It isn't an easy world out there for a lad on his own. I don't know if I knew your folks... though your accent is getting more familiar the more I hear it... but, I could see if I could get you a job in the Cocoon?
>>426570 >"An infinite amount of comics... that is kinda tempting, but I'm still kinda worried about the tentacles thing. N-not to knock anyone who's into that but, I've seen enough hentai to have my concerns." >"Also technically the internet has an infinite amount of comics too, unless you have some from another universe?" >>426585 >"Thanks for looking out for me, Jack. You're always sweet like that. But I'm thinking it may be a little out of everyone's hands here, it looks like we're pretty much just at the mercy of the voters on these team-ups..." >>426586 >>426587 >"I really love pizza, but I'd really consider myself a cinnamon roll more than anything else." >>426624 >"Careful sir. Guild human resources might write you up for going after a boy that's too young." >"...I'm making an ironic callback to when you were giving me grief for hanging out with Jack."
>>426624 Well okay me good sir? May I ask how many pennies a day you will give me to buy bread and if you have helmets because I have a very weak skull. Why, just right now I fell in some snow and me noggin started gushing blood. >>426627 Oh, I met those human resources chaps before back in Britain. My sister's husband called them over and after they took one good look at me, they started beating me and my sister helped them. I did not very much care for that beating part but they seemed like splendid fellas.
>>426629 >"Oh, sweet! I was going to ask if this thing was still a race, and THEN I was gonna ask what kind of rides you had if we got paired up. Only thing I have that I'm pretty sure isn't destroyed is a stolen police cruiser and maaaaybe I could swipe the Monarch Mobile if 21's team is gonna be using 24's stanza." >"Regular license okay to drive or do you need like a super-genius license?"
>>426631 >"Uh, I don't think that sounds like human resources, little guy. I'm not gonna say I know everything that's in their job description but I'm pretty sure beating the snot out of children isn't part of it. I think your sister's husband just called over a couple of jerks." >"Also I hope we get to keep you, you're adorable." >>426633 >"Oh, yeah good point. Sounds like we have a lot of options, do we have any idea what the race track is like? We going cross the country, multiple countries, space? With how many aliens are in this I wouldn't be surprised if it went off Earth." >>426638 >"Ooooh, the T-Car? I remember that episode, that thing WAS pretty slick." >"...is there anything it or has been done it in it I should know about?" >>426636 >"Don't you mean 'or'? 'Vote for me OR I'll force-feed you chocolate-covered shoes in the afternoon'?"
>>426643 Knowing how messed up this'll be I'm assuming it's gonna be throughout multiple times and spaces. It's why I made sure to space proof everything
>>426643 Every person I meet has beaten me. Me doctors, me teachers, me fellow students, and even me friends. Now that I mention it, the only people I have met that haven't beaten me is me parents and me sister's husband.
How dare you talk badly about my hot mama like she's a dumb Dora?! She is the sweetest bearcat of a dame any man could ask for and you come over here saying she's "Meh"? You probably have no taste in women or probably so desperate to get in bed with one you're only hope is to give them a Micky Finn!
I'm willing to bet you're nothing but a good for nothing dewdropper and the only the only reason you are on this site is to just crust everyone on here and get a couple of chuckles as you continue to drink your panther piss! Well guess what you cadillac sniffing bucko!? If I ever find you or your gunsel ass, I'm going to take my chopper and put you in a Chicago overcoat!!!
>>426627 Yeah, thanks Miss Obvious, I kind of freaking figured that. The difference is I was trying to offer the kid a job, not letting him get into my pants while he dreams of 1st base. >>426631 Well you're not old enough for me to put you on a salary, but I can pay you minimum wage and a bunk in the barracks. Breakfast is served in the mess hall until 9:30 AM, absolutely NO extensions, and you get 30 minutes for lunch. Helmets aren't standard issue but, if you're THAT fragile I think we could work something up.
Have you ever handled a tranquilizer rifle before and have you ever had a death-ray shot at you? Trying to narrow down the workload I should give here.
>>426651 >"I mean, friends can get a little rough with each other some times, but I still don't think that sounds even remotely okay. You shouldn't have to assume all your friends will beat you." >"I'm not gonna do that, okay little guy? You and I are gonna have a 'no beating allowed' deal." >>426647 >"Spaceproofing is good! My police cruiser and the Monarch Mobile probably aren't the type of rides I'd feel comfortable with as the only barrier between me and a vacuum of death." >>426648 >"Wipe the seats down with some Lysol or, am I going to need to need to go full bleach here?" >>426656 >"Hah! I don't even wear pants for him to get into, so there. Also come on, we just went ice-skating." >"Anyways, please can we keep Pip? Can we keep him, can we can we can we?"
>>426657 I’ve heard better jokes at Strong Sad's Haiku Night It wasn’t actually that funny as I just chuckled Have you tried doing haiku instead it’s super easy
>>426656 I never handled a tranquilizer rifle before and never had a death-ray shot at me but I have bursted into flames and survived. In fact, the closest thing to combat I have done is knocking out entire teams with single, well timed dodgeball throws.
>>426671 Yeah, because a toddler can invent time travel. I think she mentioned you once too, something about your kid running off to be in some self insert relationship.
>>426672 >bursted into flames and survived I had all of that done to me and more as well. You're quite a special child to have survived. What is your name, adorable filthy child?
>K: Ahoy there! Eugene Krabs here! Cofounder and CEO of Sea Crab and Man Incorporated! >S: Hey there, Stan Pines here, cofounder and CFO of Sea Crab and Man Incorporated! We're coming to you from the atrium of our totally real and not-rented-for-the-day office space reminding you to vote SCAM Inc. into the running for this year's tag team tourney! >K: Ye only have FOUR HOURS left, so get votin' already! >S: Tell 'em about our special, Gene! >K: That's right! When you show proof of voting fer SCAM, you get a FREE Mystery Patty™ with purchase of a large Krabby Meal™. >S: I don't know what's in it, I just know it sure is good! Better than the diner in the Falls, anyway. >K: But it's only for a limited time only, so what are you waiting for! The first thing you oughter do when you open your ballot, ctrl+F for "SCAM" and select SCAM Inc! >S: Then you can go through the rest and vote for whoever else you want. If you want. Hey, maybe even vote multiple times for SCAM! Haha, just kidding! >K: AAAARRARRARRARRARRARR! S: But seriously though...
>>426678 Impressive, Krabs! But absolutely pathetic compared to my efforts! To all those who would stand in the way of myself and my lovely computer wife, KNOW THIS! I, Plankton, have been preparing in secret for MONTHS for this moment, upgrading and outfitting my beloved Chum Bucket to handle anything this competition can throw at it! MOBILE SUIT CHUMDAM, ACTIVATE!
>>426674 You mean Luz and Amity? I don't see why that green haired kid would be any kind of self insert, but Luz seems to be visiting her less and less ever since she fell in love with some "other" human.
So much so that she's outright tied that human down to her vehicle! If I had to make a wild guess, I'd say Amity might've gotten herself cursed after she lost to that Monarch human!
>>426684 Speaking of Jackie, where is she? She was such an attention whore last time round, you would think she would jump at the new opportunity. Could she be...?
>>426665 Yeah well, it always starts with ice-skating. Or a movie or watching lustfully from the sidelines when you see your future wife strolling in on the arm of a total douche. Just saying, when I was his age, I only had two things on my mind: killing Venture and getting laid. And cut it out, already, I'm considering it! Kid reminds me a lot of myself as it is, but God help me if I go through with this you'd better lend a hand. The entire lower deck of the Cocoon is unusable because you refused to 'pick up' after Fang.
>>426672 Hey now, making it through spontaneous combustion is up above what most of my crew's survived. I think you got some potential, kid, and it sounds like you don't have many other options. Plus, the accent will add a little class to my ranks. Alright, if you think you've got the grits for a life of villainy and mayhem, Pip, welcome aboard the Monarch Empire! We'll see if we can get a uniform in your size somewhere.
Ah, recruiting young blood like this takes me back. Reminds me of when when 21 joined in the ranks right after we kidnapped him. I got a good feeling about this.
>>426681 S: ...What exactly am I looking at here, Krabsy? K: Pay to mind to that, Mr. Pines. It's just a bug. S: A bug?! That was here when we got here! Or wasn't! Which is worse? K: Nay, Mr. Pines. This is the kind of bug that haunts you throughout your life and constantly attempts to steal your success. No doubt this time he's trying to steal votes from SCAM Inc, but HE'LL FAIL LIKE ALWAYS! S: So, not a REAL bug then? K: No, but a sad, sad man regardless. S: You heard it here first, folks! SCAM Inc. is 100% BUG FREE. Vote for us TODAY! I mean, like, RIGHT NOW!
>>426690 Your undeserved misfortune yet stubborn cheer warms even my jaded heart. If your employment with this Monarch falls through, would you like to tag along with my partner and I and her clan of wayward brats?
>>426684 JACKIE! That was her name! I keep forgetting.
>>426686 You didn't see that human girl she tied to her racing vehicle earlier? I *would* give some help to that one but those judges are saying she’s under protection with the Blight’s kid until the team loses.
>>426678 >>426692 You boys again! Krabs, you better be putting my vote to good use if you happen to get above Stan and I, but nonetheless….
HEY EVERYONE! Vote for me and Stan Pines, marked as Team Silver and Foxy! But if you also wanna give these two your votes, then you should also vote for me and Wuya as Wicked Witches! Remember both team names as you look for something to find with your control and F buttons!
With that over with, I'd like your large meal special. With the extra fries.
>>426687 We’ll see! I know I won’t be going easy on them if they’re up against my team!
>>426669 >"Mrgrgger sshmmgr sshmmger..." >>426667 >"Hey Jack, I just realized: do you think our team name with GET-zmos is gonna be compromised by this place? I think it takes like half a day waiting for a trip now." >>426691 >"Well, he's been cool so far, I'm not that worried." >"And that's not fair! Fang's poops are the size of the Monarch Mobile and it's not like I can get many Henchmen to help because she keeps eating them!" >>426693 >"Hey! We saw this adorable filthy child first."
>>426695 Good. Because I'm taking this tourney home and the more competition that fights amongst itself the better! >>426696 ... I don't really know actually. You wanna change it or something? We have time.
>>426696 You guys don't own him. Like my partner says, 'if' his employment falls through...
>>426690 Pip, is it? That's a cute name, Pip. If you decide to come with us, we have lots of other kids you can play with! Plenty of food and clothes and adventures too.
>Assholish AS Duo: Monarch and Master Shake >Duality of Frog: Pepe and Kermit >Duck Season, Rabbit Season: Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny >Team Gadgets and GET-zmos: Jack Spicer and GwenPool >Bertstrips: Bert and Ernie >Megalomaniacs Anonymouse: Pinky and the Brain >Defenders of the Martian Empire: Queen Tyr'ahnee and Marvin the Martian >SCAM Inc: Mr Krabs and Stanley Pines >Dastardly Duo: Dick Dastardly and Muttly >Team Pussycat: Dr Mrs The Monarch and Tom Cat >Malefactor Mutants: Bebop and Rocksteady >Team Hazbin but Actually Good: Jimmy Two Shoes and Heloise >Monsterous Monarchs: Godzilla and Mothra >Robooty Patrol: Beavis and Sheldon >Town Punching Bags: Pip and Butters >Cracking Cheese Lovers: Wallace and Gromit >Robotnik's Robots: Scratch and Grounder >He did her right: Jessica Rabbit and Roger Rabbit >Team Misery: Lucius Heinous VII and Samy Garvin R8 my tastes
Wooow, you faggots are still carrying on with this? After everything that chilly cheesecake and I did to stop it? I’m impressed! Well in that case, make sure to vote for us!
>>426714 >Team Hazbin but Actually Good: Jimmy Two Shoes and Heloise >Team Misery: Lucius Heinous VII and Samy Garvin Good taste, very, very good taste.
>>426694 K: Like I said, Mr. Pines. ALWAYS trying to steal ideas.
>>426695 S: Thanks for the promo, dollface! K: Your order's coming right up, missy! S: You might also want to promote the team Gwen's on with the little redhead girl in black, seeing how the redhead's only other teamup is with her taller, prettier sister, who is YOUR backup too. K: Er... are you talking about Jack? That boy's a boy! S: What?! I thought that was this Jackie girl I keep hearing about! K: Different people, Mr. Pines. S: Jack, Jackie, it's very easy to get confused! I guess I've just never seen a boy wear so much makeup. K: We both been to a gay weddin', Mr. Pines. S: I stand by what I said.
Morris, you smug, bespectacled, floppy eared hound. When wojack is here, you’re never around. Those hot pockets you tear with your yellow, unkempt teeth. Should be put away for moderating at which you are worst. So, stop the janny. Stop the janny. Stop the janny. Stop the janny. Stop the janny Stop the janny. Stop the janny. Howwwww? Nab him. Tab him. Jab him. Grab him. Stop that janny now. You, Janny. Stop working for free. It’s not worth the time. For you will be thanked by no one when you do something right. And Moot, you make sure the mods do their jobs. The jannies give them a bad name while they twiddle their thumbs. So, stop the janny Stop the janny Stop the janny Stop the janny Stop the janny Stop the janny Stop the janny Howwwwww? Fire him. Ban him. Track him. Dox him. Stop that janny nowwwwww!
>>426723 I think we need to make it more clear that people should be prepared to jump to this thread—the OPs say “backup” but it’s not clear that this is, for all intents and purposes, the main thread
>>426721 You know, Krabs, word has it that you made quite the spectacle at that wedding! Something about you loudly complaining about it being one of “those” weddings? Do you have something against our newly, happily married couple?
>>426729 Er, uh... SCAM Inc. is THOUROUGHLY committed to tolerance of whatever is acceptable at the time in any of it's 1 locations. I take full ownership of the comments I made about the beautiful wedding between Jack the samurai and, uh, the little blond feller, and deeply apologize, if that's what people want. I have no problem with homosexuality. I was in the Navy.
>>426726 Yeah, kid, I get it now. But just in case, what are your "pronouns?" That's the "woke" thing to ask nowadays, right. Been burned by this before.
>>426737 It’s far too late for that, Krabs! My Tweet about your comments has already been retweeted one hundred thousand times! As we speak, Vox and Slate are writing articles about your problematic behavior and a Change.org petition to get you taken out of the competition has gotten five hundred votes! It’s over, Krabs!
>>426735 Listen kid, in order to be a true evil-doer you need to do some truly evil things. Y'know stuff like stealing, threatening, kidnapping, forging, tampering, …smelling?
>>426745 Nah, China has a massive problem with finding bachelorettes for over 1 million men due to the lasting effects of the one child policy. Their solution? Human trafficking
>>426748 He might be an English man living there from the Hong Kong occupation days. That would explain red hair and name, as well as why he is so wealthy
>>426698 You keep thinking that! Those prizes are as good as mine!
>>426721 Yeah yeah, vote for the squirt and his pink friend! I have a better chance at making it into the big race if you do! But when the time comes, I’m counting on all of you to get us to the top! And with no invading humans from the llama land in the way, we’ve got a better chance!
>>426733 Good luck with your new home, kid. I've got one full human to look after already, but as long as you're no snitch for the emperor, I guess you could come visit my place for a day.
>>426741 Never heard of a Chinese named "Spicer", but I guess that's just the world we live in. I'm not taking a risk on this though. My partner's already being dragged through the coals about this wedding thing. I don't know how it works in China, but to be safe, I'm assuming your pronouns are Jack/Jack/Jack.
>>426749 Possibly. His dad is mentioned to be a businessman. But he does at least not live on the island since his dad gets Wuya's box from there on a trip
Tick tock goes the clock. Two hours and ten minutes remain before the results are decided.
Children of /co/, I do hope you haven't let me down with the voting. By the Titan's will, I am ready to show all of you the might of the Boiling Isles.
>>426753 I'm a successful purveyor of oddities and now co-head of a rapidly growing enterprise. Speaking of which, come by the Mystery Shack sometime. The yahoos in Gravity Falls would pay top dollar to peek at the likes of you. We could call the exhibit "The Flaming Ghost of China" and split the profits 80-20. Just think about it.
>>426762 I'm doing something similar with Monarch and Master Shake where every round they're in, I'll be making an adult swim bumper. I hope to see you do the Bertstrips.
General Elbows, was it? Our good mutual friend Eda the Owl Lady told me that you like MONEY! If you vote now for SCAM Inc, you'll make lots of MONEY for every round we win. PLUS a referral bonus for getting your subjects to also vote SCAM. And that's not all! You'll also get a FREE Mystery Patty™ with purchase of a large Krabby Meal™! Ya can't beat a deal like this, Mr. Elbows!
>>426766 A FREE Mystery Patty™ with purchase of a large Krabby Meal™! Vote SCAM Inc!
>>426766 lets see what teams that you need to vote.. >Wallace and Gromit >Sarah and James >Hilda and Twig >Monarch and Master Shake >Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny >Dr Mrs The Monarch and Tom Cat yeah that's it really..
>>426766 These ladies will finally release their murderous habits if they win and get to kill Simon and may become productive members of society. Maybe... Think of it as a nod in the right direction! But you need to first give them that chance.
>>425833 >Please, for the love of god, get Gertrude in. I'm running out of gummy antidepressants, and this weird pink haried chick keeps asking me where she is.
>>426768 Fine. 60-40, and I'll get you in good with the pink girl. I'm known to have a way with the ladies. Even taught my nephew, who got great results until he went soft. I can do the same for you. I can even shill for your Gizmos team or whatever. A lot can happen in long periods alone on the road. Some of them are even GOOD!
>>426766 For the Assholish AS Duo, Monarch and Master Shake are two icons to Adult Swim and both shows stayed in a near consistent quality for over a decade each. Master Shake is a comedically over the top narcissistic sociopath and the Monarch is the leader of an evil empire. Both characters are also quite arrogant. Beyond their status, their team would be a great parallel to the CN Duo of Grim amd Courage from the last tag team tourney. They are also massive underdogs in the tourney's themselves with Monarch never making it past round 2 and Shake never making it past round 1.
For the Town Punching Bags, Pip and Butters are recurring characters on the show South Park and are known for being used and abused for seemingly no reason by everyone. Both characters are known for their kindness and quotability. Pip would be a newcomer and Butters was only in the 2019 tourney where he lost in first round to Hank Hill.
SO where are the characters going to race? On a Mario Kart track? In the barren desert surrounding the train of Infinity Train? Or some apocalypse world?
>>426797 Surely a DISCERNIN' investor such as yourself could see some mutual benefit to a partnership. Most folks outside your plane of existence never even hearda ya. Meanwhile I'm a well-respected business proprietor, the most trusted in the community AND the multiverse. My investors could be your investors. Especially now, when we aren't in direct competition, isn't one measly vote and endorsement a small price to pay for a boost to your own campaign?
>>426804 Glad-One: Anon Do you know that if they use the desert of the infinite train many will die? Sad-One: on the other hand we do not have legislation on those lands, go ahead
>>426804 Someone in a mr /co/ thread suggested from Egypt to Peru. For lore reasons. There's... a lot of issue switch that though. Just check Google Maps.
All you wannabe villains will suffer the wrath of CHAOS! You all rejected Butters-I mean Professor Chaos from your little reindeer games! The time of reckoning has come! I will destroy all the villains and become the ultimate evil! Even if I have to do it with the little traitor "Pip"squeak. CHAOS! CHAOS! CHAOS! I will start with >>426744
Come one, come all, gather round and witness the greatest mystery of the orient, "The Flaming Ghost of China!" This being is known to terrorize the locals with its terrifying artifacts. On occasion it travels to distant lands, and now it's here, on display at the Mystery Shack!
And while you're enjoying the show, toss a vote for Scam Inc. and Team Gadgets and GET-zmos! Anyone who does gets double admission half off! And a Mystery Patty for the same deal!
>>426838 Don't think I can't hear you, harlot. I am here solely to cheer on my petit enfant. Tell that bete noir that I will file a restraining order if he ever goes near me again.
>>426698 >"A little bit ago I was gonna post something about 'unless we make it back on /co/, the thread's been up for a while'.... and then it went down as I was writing that out." >"I think the name still works though, we just need to make sure we get our GETS in whenever a thread makes it on to /co/ while its up." >>426699 >"Well, I guess he can go where he wants. I'm just saying, dibsies." >>426721 >"Mistaking my possible partner in crime for a girl aside, thanks for the promotion! Think it's gonna be tough competition, I'll take whatever edge we can get." >>426789 >"Waifus get kidnapped all the time! If it wasn't me it'd be Dr. Doom or Bowser or something. Least this way, it's for a good cause."
>>426835 Well at least you’ve got the evil monologue on-point but I must warn you, I’m far more eviler then you, like taking over an entire country eviler (but it got boring so I gave it back)
>>426796 Honestly I don't mind either team getting in, as long as DM finally qualifies for a tourney I'm happy. The Mark IV would be perfect for the race too.
>>426846 I'm just making the assumption Mickey is being paired with Oswald since it was highly voted the last time and it would have made that pairing moot
>>426839 What is this creep still doing lurking around here? Half these girls are underage! If no one's gonna toss him in the brig, he should be at least 50 meters away from the competition at all times! And if I ever find out ya been within a nautical mile of me precious daughter, I'll keelhaul ya myself!
Also, SCAM Inc. respects everyone's right to wear a dress, even if they're not a girl.
>>426842 Suit yourself, Bellows. A fellow semi-aquatic creature might just be more reasonable to talk business with anyway.
>>426733 Hahaha... doesn't it just warm a dark heart to see a future Henchlad in the making getting excited. Trust me, kid, you're about to enter the good life. Flying hover cars, evil villain speeches, the triumph over your goody-two-shoe nemeses. And on Friday nights, its happy hour down in the Cocoon's tavern. >>426850 Seriously, 69: between this and Aku, you're giving off a very concerning interest of dudes in skirts, it's a little distressing.
>>426835 Oh ho, what's this? Yet another new villain enters the fray. Well, 'Professor Chaos', while I am always pleased to make the acquaintance of a fellow black-hat who knows the power of the dark side, know that should we cross in this race, the Monarch will show you no mercy! My Cocoon shall teach you the true power of an evil mastermind, Professor. I will prepare for our upcoming meeting.
Also, MINIONS! The final hour is at hand, get your asses to work and get me, my wife, and my Henchmen through the Qualifiers!
>>426861 Hmm... Nah, my pointy-haired partner is here to make sure that isn't happening anymore. Besides Jack is going to throw you out of his castle once he catches you stealing his stuff. And I KNOW you have...
>>426852 You should be honored to become the first victim of Professor Chaos in less than an hour. You will lead my path to defeating Jack, Gwen, the Monarch, and Aku. I will become the ultimate evil through defeating evil.
>>426868 Alright! I hope I am more successful this time around. Do you think I can ask Tom for a few pointers? He's mr. /co and he always has a feline on his arm
>>426869 >>426867 Mon Dieu! What awful accusations! I am not a thief, I am the mother in law of an Oriental despot through a very legitimate gay marriage!
>>426877 >I am not a thief >I am the mother in law of an Oriental despot through a very legitimate gay marriage! Two lies in one post. You're on a roll, Sam.
>>426863 >"I calls 'em like I sees 'em, Mr. The Monarch." >>426860 >"Aww, good to see you again Yotsy! We'll get some more ice-cream later, 'kay?" >>426858 >"Sweet! Trust me, you'll have a blast around here." >"As long as you don't touch anything that looks important. That was my first mistake when I first joined up." >>426873 >"Totally! You really pull off that dress, Jack. Not that you have to keep wearing it, hehehe."
>>426873 Remember kid, confidence. Also, be funny. Also, be a little more of an asshole. And flirt a little with some of these other lovely ladies. You know, demonstrate value. I'll see you in Round 1, stud.
>>426898 You may be mistaking vocal minority OC art of her as massive support. Anons were fucking pissed at how she just forced herself into the threads and became a joke overstaying its limited welcome. I may be misremembering though.
>>426884 My, my. You're awfully rambunctious for a literally who, aren't you? Don't worry, I'll try to encourage my MILLIONS of fans to go easy on you once the results are in, wouldn't want to frighten off any future opponents and such. Not that I doubt my natural knack for winning but half the fun's the sparring, eh? How's your reboot by the way? Must be nice being remembered- Oh, wait.
>>426909 >>426910 She had a collection of haters as passionate as fans towards the end. But yeah, otherwise she annoyed a lot of people and put them off the RP
>>426902 Wait... Hold up. Did you slip something in my drink that day? >>426905 >>426908 That is not my personality at all! Samantha did you do something? Answer me!
>>426914 Au contraire, ma fille. You did it all to yourself, downing one glass after another. I was just the one who kept up the refills! After all, it would not due to have interruptions, my boy deserves only the best.
>>426911 How's your reboot my mouse dude? Caught on the cliffhanger still due to lack of support? Had to shout out you gay love affection to your partner in twitter for attention ? Getting overshadowed by chicken ass and obsessive corgi on 4chan? Merch has already dried out when I'm getting some decades later? It pays to be the original
>>426887 For the record, if by some bullshit nonsense I find myself in that situation, you are strictly ordered not to say ANYTHING under penalty of being melted down in my Cocoon's reactor core. >>426888 Fat chance, cup! The people of /co/ know who their rightful rulers are, as entertaining as the notion of partnering up with an annoying prick might have been you'll have to wait till next year! >>426895 Your taunts do not frighten me, Professor! Many a foe has allowed overconfidence to be the sword with which I slay them. Prepare yourself for an ultimate reckoning. >>426886 An acquaintance of yours, Pip? Good news! You can start earning your keep once I start needing to hear his every weakness.
>>426924 No character duo winning would piss me off, this is solely a fun tournament that isn't rating characters on how good they are like Mr/Ms /co/ It might be shit but eh
>>426931 I think there's a difference between good crossover potential and a duo only existing because of the rp, which is why I sadly had to not vote for any of the ones I recognized.
>>426950 the TD... TR... that thing people use here to sum up something is that you started insulting Simon for abandoning you but you ended up babbling incoherently when you fell into a bush
>>426965 Vile indeed. I was hoping to get intel on Dick through the contest, considering Wildcat is still missing from last time, but it may be we are facing a bigger villain. I sure hope some of the other detectives make it in
>>427004 A bottom feeder harlot like you will never understand! How I over time realized Jack's importance! How I threw away all of my family ties for him! You! You who died insane screaming on a train after betraying your comrade who saved your life! You know nothing of the chaotic pain of love!
The hour of destiny is upon us. Surely, the hacks running this thing will have the next thread up and begin the competition shortly. The race will soon be on, and the blood will pour as the gates of Hell are flung open in a cascade of chaos and autism.
To all those who shall meet upon on the track: let us take this moment in preparation of our bodies, wits, and souls to pray in silence, for God will be the only source of mercy any of us can expect find once it's started.
>>427015 >You know nothing of the chaotic pain of love! Bitch I entered a tournament hoping to win and ended up in a Wedding with a samurai emperor with orgies in the bathrooms and a descent to hell
>>427017 I was trained every day of my life for a chance to kill Jack, put through endless torment to achieve the mightiest assassination skills. How did you train for that tourney, hmm? By lying on your back? Descent to hell? Ha! I was raised in hell! Try again, you miserable ant!
>>427034 Naw, she's left it up to Lady Luck to decide. Star's just waitng to see which one she Thanos snaps, either way she's having a fun time, and unless someone could theoretically fuck with luck itself, it's all up to us
>>427038 The thread was up on /co/ for the critical first hour yesterday, I think there’ll be at least a little bit of a silent voice in the votes Next round is where we might get only autists voting
>>427025 and... what do you plan to achieve? kill me? get revenge on Jack? is this really what you want? Look I know you hate me but I know quite well what it is to be consumed by hatred but following the path you are choosing will not lead to anything good, if you want we can introduce you to someone better than Mornoe, I am sure that she is filling your head with those thoughts. do you know a man named Jonny?
>>427040 Hey Star, do you mind putting in a good word about me to your father? I wanna see if I can get my own faction. I'll call it the Salad Tossers, they toss the salads of their enemies.
>>427022 Hey Jack if you want, you could always just beat Ashi and then donate her to the ZTV News studio. She'll be put to good use.
>>427047 Nope, there's way less votes obviously but it's not like 10 voters I'd compare it to vote counts of the first Mr/Ms /co/ or last year's tag-team. Which given it's a more niche tournament on another website where most of /co/ isn't aware of it it isn't bad at all
>>427044 Yes, I want your death! This is not a revenge because you stole from me! I gave my life for Jack and the next thing I know, he's wed to some Canadian twink! Do not insult me with your inferior matches. I demand justice for my pain for my happy ending was snatched from me!
>>427044 Wow, Simon. Trying to poach my gal pal? That's a new low, even for you....
>>427057 Don't listen to him, Ashi. He says he's turned over a new leaf, but hasn't apologized for trying to kill me twice or having his "mother" drug me. I'm not buying it.
>>427059 >Bark of Time didn't make it in Well I tried bros. Oh well, there's always next year. I'll still be around to vote until the very end. At least 2cool4trash can win it. >They are up against Wally and Eva Well at least they got in.
>>427081 wait a second? >Team Gadgets and GET-zmos: Jack Spicer and GwenPool vs. Team Warrior and Adorable: Jesica Williams and Kelsey Pokoly >GwenPool oh fu-- *to be coutinued*
>>427059 >"Alright! Jack, we made it in! And Top 5 seeds, wow!" >"Phew... guess I won't have to change into my original costume just yet. Would have been fun to do this with Batroc, Zone, Gwen, or the others... really, I'm still kind of flushed I got paired up with so many. Hopefully we can do this next time too, you guys."
>>427059 K:Woohoo! We're in! S: SCAM Inc. would like to thank all our generous investors for voting for us. Your check's in the mail. Snail mail, so you'll get it in a month. K: Don't forget to vote for us in the next round to multiply your investment!
>>427082 No matter, the Isle and the Emperor will be represented by me and my sweet now. With our undying love (and my inborn talents) surely we will make his highness proud.
>Mute and Void got 22 votes only to be beaten by Patience and Humility Honestly i'm not even mad, just surprised that the team I shilled got so many votes
>>427059 It's about freaking time! Now, to enter the scene alongside my beloved as we prepare our Cocoon for.... >3. Assholish AS Duo: Monarch and Master Shake (ATHF/Venture Bros): 34 >X The Mighty Monarchs: The Monarch and Dr. Mrs. The Monarch (Venture Bros): 33 ...no. No, no, nonono noooooo WHAT THE SHIT!? ONE vote?! You motherfuckers costed me my rightful place alongside my Queen's side by ONE fucking vote?! WHICH ONE!? Which one of you dead-ass motherfucking walking coffin-stuffers, DARED to disobey your Monarch and stick him with the talking milkshake for this whole freaking thing?! Speak up, NOW! Your Monarch is outright pissed beyond all rational thought and demands FUCKING retribution before I start stuffing every one of you into the engines!
>>427059 What the crap The Cheat, you said I’d be popular enough to make it in >{The Cheat noises} Lack of Tape Foot? Actually that does make sense, anyways you wanna stay and insult the participants? {The Cheat noises} Ok let’s do this
>>427108 As it turns out, only having a thread up for an hour on 4chan does not let people who would usually vote but not participate know it's still going
>>427119 I liked them together and would have been happy with either or. You made some great OC anon, just looks like Jack was more recognizable than Emilia
>>427128 That's what I mean, they could work as a themed crossover pair but they were picked for the RP instead. I don't mind, they had good OC, but I get why some people might be annoyed
I checked last year's tournament, which was on 4chan 24/7 for days while this one the poll was only up for an hour, and the first round got like 140 votes (I can't find an amount for qualifiers). We're doing fine folks
>>427106 >>427084 >Nominated Wall-E and EVE >Supported the Nomination and gave a qualifier vote for 2cool4trash I hate when my noms go against a nomination I supported in the first round.
>>427128 Dude if anything you should blame the jannies instead. If most of /co was allowed to actually vote in the damn competition without it getting deleted, there is high chance most rp picks wouldn't have made it in.
>>427135 And whoever's been posting the plus4chan link on /co/ lately, can you please try to sound less like a bot trying to get people to click on a hentai virus ad
>>427142 Actually, the people who did participate could have just picked not to use roleplayer ones like Megamind and Jon, but they didn’t. Or Simon and Jack. Or Ashi and Grace. Or Jack Spicer and Gwenpool. Realy it’s just a very exclusive tag team tournament especially since no one but people who roleplay during tournaments think of those pairings
>>427148 People did try alternate teams with both Jacks, Gwen, and Grace, they just didn’t win. And it’s not like all of the teams that were picked for RP don’t make sense otherwise. I’ll give you Megamind/Jon tho, that ones terrible
>>427139 Jack can focus on Ashi, I'm focusing on you since we have a lot more history together. Besides I can tell your mainly obsessed with stomping me out just so you can gloat it in the end.
>>427153 Thank goodness, even RPfags have a little taste >>427154 There is exactly one femanon here who accidentally doxxed herself. The rest are dudes
Either most of /co/ really didn't notice or what little shit they gave about the tourney went out the window when it moved here. Whether you like RPing or not, I feel like we aren't missing much.
>>427156 Ok, so, you’re mad because the RP teams were suggested in the first place? How are you gonna make people NOT nominate teams? That’s just stupid.
>>427161 They only got suggested because of the RPs because this is a just a tournament FOR roleplayers and very little anyone else. It’s pretty bueno.
>>427163 Considering the event was never big in the first place (I remember the small turnout last time when I lurked) and the janny's autism, I think its okay for RPfags to have this one. They are the ones mostly keeping it alive anyway. Maybe we'll get some good OC
>>427162 But it shows how lazy they are after all those kamikaze threads. makes me wonder if the numbers would drop if the same thing happened to ms and mr /co/ as well.
>>427166 Only rp duo I can see winning is Spicer/Gwen tbh, I think even Jack/Simon could be given the boot. And I swear this isn't a stealth attack on Spicer/Gwen, they do seem to be genuinely popular.
>>427173 >>427175 It’s actually very predictable because these pairing were forced during the roleplay in Mr /co/ 2020, worst one btw. Just a bunch of “randumb” posted and pairings based off a roleplay
>>427169 I refuse to believe anyone could not only legitimately seethe this hard over something so trivial and autistic but also use Shrek x Shadow meme porn to try to justify their seethe.
This is some very well crafted bait, have an invisible (You)
>>427155 Let's see, you know why I'm coming after you? -trying to kill me for protecting one null after 8 years of friendship -trapping me within a tape of my own worst fears -trying to kill me again after saving your life -making me cry -leaving behind a smelly dust pile on my front door -racking up a huge bill at the wedding and sticking me with it -knowing that your mother drugged me before the wedding and never doing one thing to stop it I bet you don't even have an apology, do you?
>>427173 >>427175 >>427179 Yeah there's a difference between like, Mr. Krabs and Stan being duo'd together and Grace and Ashi. There's basis for the former and practically nothing for the latter. I doubt a rp duo is going to win but I think I would be annoyed and I can see why others would be too.
>>427170 The janny was deleting every single mention of the tournament, even in unrelated threads. Communication was disrupted. This made it seem the tournament was hopeless, and most people just gave up by the time TagTeamAnon found a solution.
>>427196 Again, there are pairings that at least have a basis and then there are the kind of forced ones. Didn’t the tag team anon last year actually have a rule about that?
>Goddamn it Star. You haven't seen the last of me yet, I'll see you on Valentines Day, heart ass. Come on Rae, get your 8ig 8utt over here, we're done with this Tourny, we're going 8ack to the caves, NO LUCK FOR YOU!
>>427185 >manipulating me into believing nulls aren't people >making me believe numbers going up matters >keeping secrets from me Just these three points alone caused me to do everything that affected you so deeply. You only have yourself to blame.
>>427158 It's a bit of both It was really only up for an hour and you had to be on for that hour to see it, most did not see it At the same time, you have to realize most of /co/ is normalfag. Mr and Ms /co/ had numbers like this the first year before they blew up into "big" events known sitewide and sometimes internet wide. And to most people this is a small event, so they wouldn't be following 24/7 to migrate over or really care. The results you see here are what happens when you remove the normalfag votes
Megatron's ramblings seemed to have actually paid off for once as we’ve made it in, now you’ll all bare witness to the might of the Decepticon Air Commander Starscream
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>>427204 Don't jump for joy yet, we still gotta get past the rest of the competition! Apparently, we'll be going up against Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner for Round 1. If you ask me, they don't seem too tough, but neither do the Mario Brothers, and they can put up a fight, I'll say that much.
>>427211 Yeah, this is why we need to continually repost the link over there. Fuck the janny, we want people to vote. t. RPfag, I genuinely don’t want only RPfags voting or for RP teams to win
>>427059 Crappy Cuisine failed? No. It can't be. Eating shit was supposed to make me powerful. I guess shit isn't all it's cracked up to be. I must speak with John Arbuckle.
>>427219 We can't spam, we don't want to annoy people, we have to post the link at the right time so it stays up longer Which I think going by certain threads staying up if someone does it around 2 am it'll last at least quite a few hours to the morning
>>427198 >Didn’t the tag team anon last year actually have a rule about that? Initially for the first few hours. It then got removed because it was causing too much of a headache to determine who actually qualified and why ____ couldn't qualify then
And now, here they are! The second most daredevil group of daffy drivers to ever whirl their wheels in the Wacky Races, competing for the title of the 2020 Tag Team Champion! The racers are approaching the starting line.
First are the Miser Bros riding on a tumultuous wind. Next is Black Manta and Zoom, followed by Scrooge Mcduck and Donald Duck in the Quack Shack. Krog and the Ape Shaman ride in their Stone Age Speedster, while Godzilla and Mothra travel on foot in lieu of a car big enough for them. Fix-it Felix and Sergeant Calhoun take a page out of the Jumpan's racing playbook by lifting one of his carts! Hilda and Twig follow in the [NEVER WATCHED HILDA SORRY USE YOUR IMAGINATION], neck and neck with Bebop and Rocksteady in the [NEVER WATCHED TMNT EITHER, DEEPEST APOLOGIES]. Queen Tyrahnee and Dr. Ms. The Monarch scoot by in the glamorous and luxorious Royal Ride, serviced by the best servants their servers can serve them. They are jarringly succeeded by Garfield and Odie riding a bed with wheels attached. That thing doesn't even have an engine.
The Big Black Chefs cruise through in their Big Black Car, while Timone and Pumba stroll by to the tempo of a merry tune. Ashi and Grace throttle ahead with the Homewrecker, a fire in their eye. A mechanical Satan and Santa ride a sleigh pulled by the hounds of hell. Mechanical ones, of course. Next is Wallace Wells and Scott Pilgrim ready to take on the tournament in a plain but functional car, while Miguel and Tulio tail them on horseback. Wilkins and Won'tkins draw the eye with something more akin to a parade float than a racing vehicle, with Garnet close behind in the Amethyst-coptor. Toph Beifong and Daredevil drive th-oh, they've already crashed. Maybe there's a reason blind people aren't allowed to drive.
Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson have better luck in Homer's car. (I hear they washed it themselves before the tournament.) Tom chases Jerry and speeds cats should not be able to reach. Next is Thanos and Darkseid, foes in rap but allies in race. Zuko and Azula are sheltered in a steampunk tank, with Popeye and Olive Oyl following. And there's Bill Cipher and Alastor, who seem to be riding...
Oh. Oh God.
Uh, hey! There's Toffee and General Ironwood! Look at them go. And there's Basil and Dawson driving a very small yet very dignified roadster. And who could forget 2D and Murdoc in their sweet ride. Careful: it's armed with missiles. Zim and Gir pilot an Irken spaceship, and Stolas joins a very uncomfortable Blitzo in some mass of red and more red that makes my eyes hurt. Oh, and there's Dan and Chris. Now turn your attention to Dr. Doofenschmirtz and Rick Sanchez in the Race Winner-inator. (I wonder who came up with the name.) And could that be the CEOs of SCAM Inc.? They sure do have it plastered all over their ride in giant glowing letters. Jesus, why are there so many racers? I need to get some water, hang on.
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>>427218 Wile E. Coyote? You mean that horrid excuse of a prrredator who relies on faulty ACME contrrraptions? Don't make me laugh! Although that Road Runner does remind me of Sonic a bit too much for my liking... I'll have to keep an eye on him.
>>427229 He hasn't been in a Mr /co/ unless he snuck in during 2018 It's considered one of the biggest snubs for making the bracket, Oswald was previously the biggest one
>>427210 >>manipulating me into believing nulls aren't people >>making me believe numbers going up matters I believed that too, you know. So yeah, sorry I was wrong. I tried to help you...
>caused me to do everything Yep. You haven't changed. I knew it... Have fun trying to beat Ashi and me. Maybe the train was right in putting you down.
>>427242 Tagteam doesn't make the real bracket, just the template with team names, our based bracketanon makes the brackets Speaking of which, how the fuck is he going to fit the Wilkins team name in it's so fucking long
>>427240 We could establish the purpose of the race, and each character's goal & motivation for racing. Conflict and character arcs would be derived from that. Tension and stakes would grow, with the climax culminating in the final round.
>Everyone knows bad things will happen if Wilkins doesn't win >Finally make a tournament >Top 8, but not the cursed top seed All going to plan, everyone on plus4chan will soon enjoy a fresh cup of Wilkins
>>427260 >purpose of the race To crown a winner, but I’d bet you a million bucks that some of the teams don’t realize that and think there’s an actual reward. >goals for racing To win, and probably to beat whatever personal nemeses they have in the race (for example, Krabs and Plankton)
>>427247 I'm sorry John but it's over. The fire just isn't there anymore. >Sets memory gun to Oct. 23, 2020. We should have never met mister Arbuckle. What you and I have become must be corrected. >Blasts John Arbuckle with memory gun Goodbye John. >Megamind then blasts himself with the memory gun
>From this moment onward Megamind and John Arbuckle will never talk about shit ever again.
>>427267 >Can we just have a regular tournament like the one last year The moment we weren't allowed to host this one on 4chan was the moment it wasn't going to be a "regular" tournament
>>427270 >>427271 I'm skittish but I almost feel like this is like people who were afraid Monarch was going to sweep Mr. /co/. I think we really need to wait and see.
>>427280 >>427277 just because you want the reason for Tag Team getting booted off to be RPing doesn’t mean that was the reason at all. Post proof of any kind
>>427280 >Well maybe you guys shouldn’t have made all the Mr /co/ threads about roleplaying
If you care too much about an internet cartoon competition to go the fuck back, at least bother to read the fucking archives of the previous tourneys you clearly missed and pick up on what generally happens
>>427280 The tournament got banned because Fusefag pretended to be OP and posted cp. There wasn't any rping going on when the janny started deleting threads.
>>427280 I don't think the wedding was meant to entertain anyone. RPfags were getting off on torturing a small minority of autists who wanted their favourite minor villain to win by saying he's gay. Then people ended up having fun somehow
>>427176 >>427156 it's not like I don't agree Gwen/spicer's support doesn't take a LOT from RP posts but the pair itself isn't what I'd consider your normal crackship, they're surprisingly synergistic. >Roughly same age-group, teens trying to make it as a hero/villain >Both resemble the first real 'friend' you see the other has in their respective series, Gwen looks much like Ashe (Katnappe) with pink-hair dye and Jack like a red-haired Cecil >Gwen's younger brother Teddy was also better at computers than her so Jack may remind her of him. >Both also share a few traits like Cecil/Jack's genius for computers and Ashe/Gwen's enthusiasm for mayhem >Both have an arc around wanting to be recognized by others, Gwen establishing her place among the Marvel pantheon and Jack's insecurities forming his desire to rule the world >Both often straddle the line between good and evil frequently >Both use a varied arsenal in combat and have weird goggles >Both come from mediums that like to use a little western animesque in their style You might say these are minor similarities or that I'm reaching, but it's at lot more than what you'd assume is there on a first glance. Which is what I think is a fun part of Tag-Team tournament, is finding unconventional or funny pairings you wouldn't think of right away, and RP just happened to be the avenue for thinking it up. or maybe that they sync more than expected is what made the RP
>>427237 Much better. Now where were we? Ah, here we go. *ahem*
Zooming along is Danger Mouse and Ian, with The Mask and Beetlejuice stopping the show in their Showstopper right behind. Not far behind is two farmers whose names aren't even remembered by their most diehard fans. Ouch. The Freeman Brothers are up next. Following them is Bill and Ted from...Bill and Ted. Plankton and Karen represent the Chum Bucket in their Bucket Hovercraft, which is a strange name as it's in the shape of a fist. Even stranger is Nekron and the Lich, who probably have better things to do but you learn to stop asking those questions in this line of work. Robotnik and King Koopa split a Clown Car. Wil E. Coyote and the Roadrunner set their differences aside to show everyone who has the fastest legs in the endless desert. Too bad we're in the mountains.
Anne and Luz make their home on the tracks, let's hope the can keep their Tits n Ass out of magic worlds until the race is over. Classic cartoon duo Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny ride with purpose after Daffy's humiliating defeat in Mr. /co/. There's Spongebob and Patrick in the Patty Wagon driving without a license. Let's hope they brought enough ketchup packets for emergency refueling! And who could forget the Caballeros, who are finally getting the attention they deser-holy shit, is that a spaceship!
It is! The Almighty Tallest arrive in style on the flagship of the Irken fleet! This can't be legal. Speaking of things that aren't legal, it's famed porn mascot Zone-tan and Marvel dame Shuma-Gorath! They're cruising on a mass of tentacles with a ball gag. Jesus, there are kids here. Oh wait, no there aren't.
Jack Spicer and Gwenpool slide by on a swanky pair of ice skates. Looks like they're showing of their greatest trick: the figure eight-eight-eight-eight-nine! The crowd is going wild! If they don't settle down soon they might miss Jesica and Kelsey in a kitted-out wagon. Never before have I seen such masterful use of cardboard! Klaus and Jesper follow the girls and are followed by Slappy and Skippy Squirrel. Weekly joins Blacksad in the Moon Wagon. Rumor has it that they've got their own motive for joining the competition. Let's hope they can stay in long enough to see it through.
Whoo! A whole host of racers just buzzed by. I'm gonna have to rapid-fire this shit. Catdog, Gomez and Morticia Addams, Starscream and Megatron, Deadpool and Spiderman, Jerry Lewis and Alfred Pennyworth. Back to a regular pace, Heloise wheels by...riding Jimmy? Hey, if it works. What isn't working is the troubled relationship between Jackie and Amity, who seems to have tied the former onto the front of her vehicle! Drive safe! And there's Agents K and J from the Men in Black. That's quite a glare they've got on...what was I talking about again?
Don't sleep on the spooky Pumpkin Heads, Jack-O-Lanter [sic] and the Headless Horseman! These guys know driving, they were in a car for all five drawings they got during Mr. /co/! But can they compete with the wisdom of Master Splinter and Uncle Iroh? Probably. Can they compete with Iroh's bending mastery? Probably not. Spear and Fang might though. Despite what you've heard, size does matter. Starfire and Raven rock an Elite Limo with a whopping 8 wheels. It doesn't turn too well, though.
The Goof pair and the Sesame Street sadists add to the roster of plain cars. I don;t know who's less creative: them for bringing regular vehicles, or me for writing that they brought regular vehicles. What isn't regular is Disney regulars Mickey Mouse and Oswald the Lucky Rabbit. Have your Fair Use ready folks. Wuya and Eda bring back the tradition of riding broomsticks, while Aku and Scaramouche look to the future by using the master of darkness himself as a vehicle. Eh, it's been done. If you want a real piece of anachronistic work, check out the Slave I with Cad Bane and Boba Fett in tow. Did you know Boba Fett was originally from a cartoon? He was in the Star Wars Holiday Special!
Yakko and Wakko don't have a car, instead opting to travel by breaking the fourth wall to quickly transition between backgrounds. Okay, I know this is breaking some rule. Well, this competition is about to get a lot bigger with the next three teams. Megalon and Gigan lead the Iron Giant and Hogarth with Megas XLR and Sym Bionic Titan taking up the rear. For something a bit smaller in scale, turn your attention towards Mordecai and Rigby in a golf cart. Ah, and there's Manny and Rikochet tailed by Lilo and Stitch. We're pulling contestants from all over the world for this one.
Looks like the next racers are lagging behind. How about we take a commercial break while we wait for them?
>>425838 Just finished these two. I just love this couple. Since the theme was wacky races, and that came out in the 60s I drew them in 60’s era clothes.
>>427059 >20 people, huh? Well it's better than what we'd get if Beezy tagged along, right Jimmy? >My arms hurt. Think you could maybe... >No Jimmy, I can't take off the chains. You might run off, silly.
>Well it took us quite a while Jerry, but it appears we finally made it. >I can't believe the Janitors haved bombed the original rally track Alfred, there's barely anything standing there. >I will inform Master Bruce of the Janitors'. >You do that. Meanwhile I will scout the place, perhaps inspect some of the vehicles. I hope we are not too late for the whole thing. >Jerry, before you do anything, are you really sure it is hidden among the competition? >Honestly I am quite uncertain. It is only the logical idea that it would follow the whole tournament to its very end. >May I suggest you wait for the tag-team tourney to start? If we loose the signal during the race, we can deal with the problem easily. On the other hand, if we make our inquiry when there are a lot of competitors left, it may result in total panic. >Alright Alfred, we'll do it your way. Be sure to stay in contact with Bruce. We may never know when we would need his help. >This I would do gladly.
>>427121 And we also are in the top 5 seeds. People really wanted us as a team it looks like. If you're furious, at least we hit top 5 seeds. You might be going home with a trophy for your wife after all. Come on, pound it.