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No.428335
Tag Team Tourney: Round TwoTagTeamAnon
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Keep all tourney talk in this thread.

Timer: https://itsalmo.st/time-for-round-3-zjoi

Poll: https://forms.gle/8WFuxD44WW4sN4w26



The 2’s A /co/ tourney is a single elimination tournament where teams of 2 duke it out for both the glory of being the best tag team as well as snazzy and horribly inefficient championship belts.

>Resources:

Booru (Post OC here): https://tagteam.booru.org/index.php

OC Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/dz26hdnk76ppfdj/AACbgj5O0Lm14lHRbAgXSCS7a?dl=0

Sites for easy image making
https://www.imgonline.com.ua/eng/

>Judges:
Yotsuba
/co/nrad
Sam
Max
J/aco/lyn
Hope Corgi


Rules and Nominees:
Spreadsheet:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19-t7TfR5ucRNC-pfBOx6P5ayuB8w7WFmhutLbpJbHck/edit

https://pastebin.com/dEu3ASmN

2019 Elite Four:
Sam and Max
Eggman and Wiley
Samurai Jack and Johnny Bravo
Daffy and Donald

>Why are there only four when the rules says 8?
Last tournament only had 64 teams, as such there was no top 8.

Previous: >>427282
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Forgot Round One results

https://forms.gle/5t6QBWiVPJHm2NGf8
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>>428335
>He's here. It's too late now
No.428349
Anonymous
>Klaus and Jesper still in
yay
No.428353
Anonymous
>>428349
>up against Jack and Gwen
oh damn it i got happy too soon :(
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>>428349
Not for long if I have anything to say about it!

... This doesn't affect my cred with Santa right?

>I just watch Klaus today man, I feel bad about voting against em.
No.428357
Anonymous
Replies:>>428380
>Jack and Simon are up against Billy and Mandy
This might be the end of the road for our happily married couple
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M-Mr Krabs... I kneel...
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>>428335
>Mao Mao, I'm glad to see we both live to fight another day.
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I am up against Dick...

>Our battle as come earlier than expected Dick Dastardly!
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>Grace: Thanks for the support everyone! Well Ashi, I guess it's time to bring out the kusarigamas...

>Ashi: Yes, it is time to track down Simon...

*maniacal laughter*
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We made it Badgerclops, along with the other detectives! Well, almost all of them. RIP Ian
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>"Sweet, Jack and I managed to pull it off! We're still in this thing. Now it looks like we're going up against..."
>"H-hold the phone... we have to race SANTA?!"
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>WALL E and EVE are going against Hank and Bobby Hill
Probably won't win this, sucks that they are probably gonna get eliminated in the second round, but at least they are getting eliminated by a team that has a good chance to win it all.
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>>428335
One step closer to sweet revenge.
No.428374
Anonymous
>Primal Duo up against Bertstrips
FUCK
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>>428368
I know, on one hand I wanna win...

On the other I ain't evil enough to ruin Christmas! Plus I don't wanna get coal, I always manage to do something just before to warrant gifts.

It totally doesn't count against me as villain.
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>>428357
Where is Simonfag at? You'd think he'd be up at this time
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>>428368
>>428377
Bear in mind, there is another Santa in this race. Even if you beat your current competitor, I’m still happy to provide presents if you need them!
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Welp, it's just about time for me and Panchito to get deported again, waiting for Donal' to join us 1-2 rounds from now likes always.
Seriously, thank you for making it so close only a few votes separated from beating god damn Spongebob and Patrick, a result I was not expecting. Even this amount of votes warms my heart so much
See you Mr /co/ 2021!
Also please watch Legend of the Three Caballeros if you haven't, you're missing one of the best cartoons of the 2010s
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>>428383
Why this must be one of those Time fluxuation thingies the good Doctor Finklestein was talking about!

I’m done trying to take over Christmas, not after that last time....
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I hope Tulio and Miguel win
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Ahoy there! Eugene Krabs here! Cofounder and CEO of SCAM Inc.

I just wanted to quickly and sincerely thank all our investors for getting us to the next round! And as always, don't forget to vote for Huey and Riley Freeman, AKA the Freeman Brothers, over that no good lousy cheat PLANKTON!!!!
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>>428335
Ah, farts! Round one again. Eda too...
Well, me and Anne had fun. And we both got a new friend. That's more than makes it worth it right?
Peace, folks!
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Congrats Oswald you made it past round 1, too bad you’d now have to move location leaving Ortensia all lonely. Don’t worry I’ll still give her companionship while you’re away
Also this seems like the prime opertunity for Ramses to show up again
No.428391
Anonymous
>>428337
It just says Round 1 is over. I can't see the results
Replies:>>428826
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>Be the Wayward Vagabond
You are now the Wayward Vagabond, and you are kind of losing it right now. Your BOTTLE ROCKET's autopilot has been tampered with by an outside source, and you are currently careening off to god knows where. Wherever you're going, you're certainly nowhere near the finish line.

Yeah, you can kiss that race goodbye. You're surprised you even qualified, to be honest. You guess having half the teams disqualified due to duplicate members goes a long way towards letting less popular competitors enter.
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The human, the Owl Lady AND Amity Blight are all out?

.......

I need one moment.
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Don't worry. I'll be here regardless of what happens.
No.428395
Anonymous
>>428393
Sorry dude your show isn't popular with /co/
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>>428309
Let's just say we know of that image where your biggest fan is giving you some action
Though I know you're having a hard time over the loss
No.428397
Anonymous
Replies:>>428400
>MatchUp 13 not required
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So now we're going up against a rrrabbit and a duck? Hahahaha! What a laugh!
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>Howard: And there's the checkered flag! The racers make it to the next round!
>Kreese: Let's go to the replay to see the gruesome car pile up!
>Howard: If only an actual pile up was this fun!
>Kreese: It's fun when you see blood!
>>428397
thanks for catching that, its been fixed
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>>428398
Yeah, for a second there, I though we'd be going up against some REAL opponents, not a couple of woodland pests!
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>>428377
>"NO ONE'S evil enough to ruin Christmas! Even Skeletor and Doofenshmirtz can't bring themselves to do it, and anyone who tries ends up reformed like the Grinch!"
>"Aw man, I LOVE Santa. I want presents too, henching for the Monarch I'm pretty sure has put me dangerously close to the Naughty List. And it's not like we have time to pull random acts of charity or whatever to make up for it in the middle of a race."
>>428383
>"Waaait... you're Santa too? Something about this doesn't add up, where's your big fat huggable belly?"
No.428404
Anonymous
>>428402
request something else with HenchGwen
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I may have failed to win but that was only because Starscream was holding me back. Now I’ll get my revenge on everyone by sabotaging the next rounds
Decepticons get to your stations and show them why the Decepticon army is the greatest
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I think we finally found some heat that can be the misers
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>>428402
Eh, you can piggy back off of mine. But hey, maybe Santa won't care if we win?
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>>428335
Well it looks like I won't be marrying Shuma Gorath afterall but the only thing that matters is having fun... ok who am I kidding, I'm depressed now. Somebody get me a white pillowcase, I'm joining the KKK.

>>428299
Ok I'll take that

>>428303
Could you guys please neuralize me?

>>428318
Does Wilkins Coffee have alcohol in it? That'd be very much appreciated.

>>428324
At least someone had a marry Christmas

>>428347
Remember when you said you'd send me through a Bloody Zone to the end of time? Could you do that soon? You'd be doing me a huge favor.
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>>428385
Oh dear, this is so dreadfully confusing! I—
—wait, you gave up on Christmas? But why? The preparations have been going so well!
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>Howard: Mr. Snow Miser freezes Zoom in his tracks!
>Kreese: And Mr. Heat miser boils Black Manta in his own suit!
>Howard: You gotta love global warming sometimes
No.428411
Anonymous
>>428340
>Gertrude walks into her house, Garnet having turned to dust from Star’s spell.

>Star and her father lie dead. Star fell down the stairs, her father fell dead of heart attack.

>”No...”

>Gertrude suddenly suffered a brain aneurysm , dying on the spot.

>What bad luck
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>>428398
>>428401
Alright bub, what's the big idea?
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>>428408
Welp goodbye
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>>428409
Trust me... And better yet listen to Sally. Things go frightful... AND NOT in the good way.
No.428415
Anonymous
Where's the bracket?
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>>428389
You did good out there, kiddo. These suckers are just slow to recognize talent, and I doubt either of us were expecting our vehicles to go out like THAT!

Now to collect my bet money! We can use it for a night out to one of your human restaurants before it's back to work!

>>428388
Krabby! Tell yourself and Stanley to win this one for me! And to put my old vote to good use!
No.428417
Anonymous
>>428359
>The FOTM pairing crashed and burned
Justice has been served, Penchads
No.428419
Anonymous
>>428408
Don't worry, I voted for you.
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>>428408
Sure thing
No.428421
Anonymous
>>428415
Not done
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>>428408
Y-you're still my winner, Zone-tan.
No.428423
Anonymous
>>428415
Bracketanon is still making it, give him some time
No.428424
Anonymous
What happened to the losers? Did they all crash or fall behind? Did some people forget to check for Dick's sabotage?
No.428425
Anonymous
Still running with my drawfag requests from last round
>draw the Monarch, Pip on top of Stephen's dead body, Henchgwen, Henchman 21, and Henchman 24. Please, it would be based.

Or as another anon put it

>If that’s too much, I’ll also request Pip in a Monarch henchman outfit
No.428426
Anonymous
>>428422
Sir Coomer! I thought you were killed by Ruber?
No.428427
Anonymous
>>428340
Wilkins succeeded at what the Emperor's sons never could, he killed the God-Emperor.
No.428428
Anonymous
>>428424
There was a very impressive twenty-two car pileup just after the starting line, I can tell ya that much
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>>428365
He was a good member of our team. But, he would have wanted us to keep going. Win or lose, we have a job to do.
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>>428341
Hmm... Ruber? A bit rough around the edges I think, but this could be interesting...
No.428431
Anonymous
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>>428365
You nearly lost to a postman not brought up in the threads once
No.428432
Anonymous
>just one fucking point
for AlanDracula's sake.
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>Kreese: Donald and Scrooge rewrite history by knocking the Shaman and Krog off the track!
>Howard: Will that have any side effects to the timeline? They basically just killed ancient man.
>Kreese: Eh who cares, they were gonna be fossils any way. This speeds up the pace.
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>>428335
Looks like the ole Simon and Jack combo is going up against Billy and Mandy. I won't lie and say that I'm not a little concerned about are matchup, but I believe that we can pull through. Apparently this Mandy person is supposed to be pretty scary. That won't be a problem since Jack isn't one to be easily intimidated. I'll focus on the big nosed one.
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>>428381
Looks like I'm in just in time for Round 2 to start. Oh dear! Well, never let it be said I don't love doing this...

https://voca.ro/12W6m28FqAYV
No.428436
Anonymous
>>428435
AHA RETURN OF THE KING
No.428437
Anonymous
>>428435
YEEEEAH BOY
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>>428426
n-nah, I just got reverted. I knew the sword was too g-good to be true.
No.428440
Anonymous
Replies:>>428445
>>428435
>16 minutes
You outdo yourself every single time, sometimes don't feel worthy of such kino
No.428441
Anonymous
Replies:>>428452
>>428439
A question, brave knight Sir Coomer:
Who are you cooming for now that’s still left in the competition?
No.428442
Anonymous
Okay call me a dumbass, I legit can't see the results anywhere
No.428443
Anonymous
>>428424
The losers just finished later than the winners for whatever reason.
No.428444
Anonymous
>>428435
AH YEEEEAH
No.428445
Anonymous
>>428440
That's a little too much for me, but good job anon.
No.428446
Anonymous
>>428442
Go to the poll from the previous thread and there's a blue link under the message that the poll is closed
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MINIONS! Your Monarch is pleased with the results of the first round of the Tourney! You have served me, my wife, and all my Henchmen (sans Chef, again what the hell man) very well in pushing us onward past our opposition.

But this race is far from over! Even now, as your glorious leader bears the unending, mind-numbing, insane ramblings of the talking milkshake, the last twinges of his sanity slowly fading away with every repeat of his God-damned album, I do not falter in my goal to see to it either myself or your Queen makes it to the finish line first. So go! Vote for 21, 24, 69, Fang and Spear, and all my forces as we conquer the track an-

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, SHAKE can you turn the freaking radio off while I'm addressing my followers, at least!?!
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>Howard: Godzilla and Mothra wreck it for New Game +!
>Kreese: Game over!
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>>428426
Ruber got defeated by the Samurai... so everything he made was reverted
No.428450
Anonymous
>>428442
Go to the link you voted on for round 1 and you'll see results under "see responses" or something similar
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>>428434
Be cautious Simon, I wouldn't underestimate that Billy boy if I were you. He may be somewhat idiotic but within him seems to be a somewhat powerful force when properly angered
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>>428441
Heheh, I g-guess that Gwen's pretty cute... heh... heh
No.428453
Anonymous
>>428435
excellent
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>>428429
That's the spirit, John. Say, any news on Ramses? Rumor has it some mummy monster has been picking through the car crashes behind us, and that seems a little too far-fetched. The mummies we encountered last time were too terrified of the sun to leave the enclosure Ramses made us build
No.428455
Anonymous
>>428435
And he's back!
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>>428434
To Billy and Mandy, we may be out of this race, but ask upon our services and we shall aid you. Please rid us of this menace!
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>>428447
No. You need to learn how to party dude. Even Gwenpool doesn't think your fun. The only person I know of to think you are fun is that little dorky British kid. Lighten up.
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>Howard: Hilda uses her new sword on the track to slice bebop into chitlins while Rocksteady calls for momma!
>Kreese: Leave it to a blue hair anime looking girl to take down some ugly bastards.
No.428459
Anonymous
Replies:>>428473
>>428435
>with his name spelled correctly this time

i kek'd
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Well well! We've made it right to round 2! Lots of surprise knock outs here, everyone!

Bill Cipher! Any words to share? Especially against those two rats?

>>428435
>I am not Alastor

Ha! I figured it was a matter of time before folks got us two mixed up!
No.428461
Anonymous
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>>428430
Can Grace and Ashi handle Ruber?
No.428463
Anonymous
>>428431
He isn't going far is he
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>>428456
Consider it done, I didn't plan on losing to that blonde idiot to begin with. He may try and act tough but that's not going to work on me. He just mainly lets Jack do the heavy lifting while he gloats as if he has actually earned anything himself. His lose is going to be swift and merciless.
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>>428460
Ah Alastor, my mistake for not remembering you.

After all I remember splitting headache during that wedding due to... a mishap at the reception.
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>>428335
>Star Butterfly is dead. Alongwith her dead beating Dad.
>.............

>Well there's always room for more power in Wilkins Coffee.

>...........

>An ally of Wilkins Coffee is one I'll always be up to share victory with Ms. Serket. Everything's coming up Wilkins
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>Howard: The Queens of Villainy neuter Garfield and Odie!
>Kreese: I must say, I didn't expect for Martians to look good in butterfly costumes.
>Howard: Anything looks good on them.
>Kreese: Alright enough simping and more commentating.
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>>428407
>"Eh, I'm not sure it works that way Jack. If I could get by on the Nice behavior of friends I think kids would have a lot less to worry about. Being a good loser DOES seem like a Santa-ish thing to do, though, but still maybe we should think of ways to make it up to him in advance."
>"I'm hoping we can win in the first place, Santa's sleigh has to be crazy freaking fast to make that trip..."
No.428469
Anonymous
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>>428465
>mishap at the reception
That's a delicate way of putting it. You were stabbed by a drunken Daffy
No.428470
Anonymous
>>428469
And at the request of the bride
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>>428454
>Excuse me, are you Mao Mao....I'm Dr. Piper.....this is...highly irregular for a DNA test.

>It says the parents of Ms. Mumbles are Mao Mao and.....Daniel Mandel.....
No.428472
Anonymous
>>428467
i love you guys
No.428473
Anonymous
>>428459
Given it's Oswald I'm more surprised his name was actually spelled RIGHT this time
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Hmph. That Star girl sure went quiet.
No.428475
Anonymous
>>428461
>Can Grace and Ashi handle Ruber?
Pfft kek no
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>>428468
Probably not... But can't blame a villain for trying.

Yeah, I probably won't go easy on Santa but I don't wanna lose my spot on the nice list. Should we get him a card if we win or?
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>>428454
Perhaps the mummy was resurrected by another being, one with powers beyond what the Egyptians have.
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>>428471
Wait, WHAT?
I—oh. Oh God. That night in Dublin...
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>>428447
The pieces are falling in their places...
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>>428460
Honestly Al, those rats seem pretty middle of the road to me. They'll definitely be flattened right into it too if their vehicles are as small as they are. Might even be able to feed them to are little monstrous locomotive since its been doing such a good job so far, it definitely deserves a treat.
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>>428464
Then it's a deal. See you soon, Mandy.
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>>428471
What?
Replies:>>428491
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>>428474
>Garnet this is the afterlife. Star used the wand to make your gems not feel so good...........and then she died too so...she's right behind you, and she has no power now.

>FYI she's the one who put Steven in a coma...so.....do what you want with her
No.428485
Anonymous
>>428476
There's no bracket from bracketanon yet, but there's a bracket on the wiki up
https://mrmsco.fandom.com/wiki/Tag-Team_Tournament_2020
No.428486
Anonymous
Replies:>>428489
>>428479
Mao Mao's having a baby and the baby is you
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>>428457
Gwenwho? Anyways, you don't know what you're talking about cup, when they aren't fearing me as their evil commander-in-chief, my henchmen think I'm a total blast. Every shindig in the Cocoon, yours truly is the master of frickin' ceremonies, I KNOW how to party. Listening to your sin against nature of a rap album ISN'T a party.
>>428480
What, who dares to hail the Cocoo... oh, God, it's THIS jackass again...
Vilgax. Long time no see. Don't think we had a chance to chat since I got out of prison.
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Good news everyone! I just got tested positive on my AIDS exam!

That means I passed the test! Hooray! I am completely clean!
No.428489
Anonymous
Replies:>>428495
>>428486
No, no, Dan and Mao Mao had a baby together, Ms. Mumbles.
Dammit, even if Ian is dead now his gender swap pills are STILL causing problems
No.428490
Anonymous
>>428488
Fucking kek
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>>428484
Hmph. Thanks for the info. Now how do i get started with her...
Replies:>>428557
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>>428478
Perhaps. But could it be? The Pharaoh has lost...
>>428479
Ignore them, Dan. This is physically impossible. They are trying to set you up like they did Simon, with the shape-shifting into a woman and stuff. There was no way anything would happen... Even if you were drunk and I was hitting the catnip again...
No.428493
Anonymous
Replies:>>428507
I can't tell who's against who without a bracket.
Replies:>>428500
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>>428479
>Dan, I need you to think. Have you ever drunk anything that would cause you to produce eggs, even temporarily?
No.428495
Anonymous
>>428489
Speaking of which, did Simon take any in the period between the tourney?
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>Kreese: The big black chefs just couldn't cook this meal!
>Howard: The meerkat and the warthog both in their natural habitat, manage to escape poachers and cross the finish line.
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>BBC lost
>Team Hazbin but Actually Good lost
>No South Park made it past Round 1
Fuck. Well, there was at least a lot of suprising victories too that made me happy
>Robot Devil and Robot Santa beat Ashi and Grace
>Klaus and Jesper beat Slappy
And HOLY SHIT BROS! Scruffy and Mr Morris won! Scruffy ain't leaving this competition without blood. The Jannies sweeped!
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>>428335
Are you FUCKING shitting me? I lost to those stupid crapshoots?

And M&M happened to lose to a CHILD AND HIS FUCKPLANK?
No.428499
Anonymous
>>428488
Wait... does this mean Batkek now has....
Replies:>>428509
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>>428494
>Well, there was that one time in Dublin...............
No.428501
Anonymous
>>428499
Dubs confirm
No.428502
Anonymous
Replies:>>428505
>Both of my noms lost
Well that sucks.
No.428503
Anonymous
>>428499
Yes, shouldn't fuck a crossdresing cat with a dick
No.428504
Anonymous
Replies:>>428513
>>428480
You got replaced then your replacement died so I guess you're no longer replaced.
>Rip Stephen Stotch
No.428505
Anonymous
>>428502
Who were your nom?
Replies:>>428566
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>>428487
I've been busy traveling the egyptian dessert since Cipher blowed up my ship during the wedding...
I'll tell you the whole story later, but now i want an exchange of favors
Replies:>>428511
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>>428493
I'm sorry, I'm trying to get it done as fast as I can.
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>>428499
Other way around! I wasn’t the clean one going in to our little encounter!
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>>428500
I'm just saying Mao Mao! He looks an awful lot like that girl you got on the rebound!

No way!
No.428511
Anonymous
Replies:>>428529
>>428507
It's fine anon don't let illiterate americans rush you
No.428512
Anonymous
>>428488
>>428499
Both of these have dubs.....

Felix and Batkek both confirmed to have AIDS
Replies:>>428537
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>>428504
Who the hell is Stephen Stotch??
AND HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER??
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>>428510
I guess we know why they call you eggman then...
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>428335
>428500
>428494
>428492
>428483
>428479
>Allow me to explain boys, it's exceedingly simple.

>Dan took an experimental estrogen serum he stole from Elise 11 months ago in an effort to bribe away some British soldiers.

>While on a drunken pub crawl and still in female form, Dan fucked Mao Mao.

>And then you, Mao Mao, had sex with your girlfriend Sam. A piece of the fertilized egg must have been penetrated into her. You...did see her get preggers yes?

>....you didn't?

>Oh in that case, Dan probably shat out the kitten at some point, his male system rejecting it, and didn't notice, where it wandered to the local animal shelter and awaited to be reunited with it's mother.

>I must say, this is highly unusual. But I'm glad to pronounce you Mother and Father, my tests are the PINNACLE of accuracy, they never fail!
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>>428413
Please don't go. I still love you

>>428422
Thanks coomer. At least there's someone I can depend on in my time of need.

>>428488
Hey Felix, do you mind giving me your disease?
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>Howard: The robot Devil and Santa make the Killer Cuck Queens atone for their crimes! They are out of the race!
>Kreese: They'll be back to get Simon and The Samurai, you'll see! Ahahahahahahahaha!
>Howard: That you're attempt at a Aku laugh?
>Kreese: Yeah I've been practicing what do you think?
>Howard: I give that a season 5 out of 10.
No.428518
Anonymous
>>428515
(songanon please give me a fucking cover of The Baby is You, but it's about this, I will sell my soul to Wilkins for it)
No.428519
Anonymous
>>428425
Oh yeah, and someone suggested Jon Arbuckle's dead body next to Stephen Stotch's
Replies:>>428530
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>>428335
>Hilda and Twig made it to the second round
YES
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>Stan gets on the piano
>Krabs on the mic
>musical intro starts
K: The best things in life are free!
S: But you can give 'em to the mice and corgis!
K: I need mooooney!
S: (That's. What I want.)
K: That's what I want
S: (That's. What I want.)
Together: That's what I waaaaaAAAAnt!
K: That's what I want!
S: (That's what I want!)
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>Alfred: We're facing off against Dick Dastardly, Jerry. Maybe it is time to transmit our message in case things go south.

>Jerry: You are right as always, old friend. How about I take the wheels of the WOOHP Jeep and you give the recording to our allies?

>Alfred: Are you sure you are in condition to drive? Your wounds have barely closed up since your last fit of... laughter.

>Jerry: I'll be fine.

>Alfred: Very well, Jerry.


>>428483
>>428478
>>428477
>>428468
>>428451
>>428434
>>428402
>>428373
>>428359

Alfred: For all our friends, allies and those siding with the forces of Good, my name is Alfred Pennyworth. I have to inform you that a device called the HONK-BOMB has possibly bleen planted inside one of your cars. This is a weapon with the horrendous power to turn everyone into a 10 kilometer radius into either a clowm, a Joker replica or worse... kill those who breath its fumes. So far we know no one can resist it.

Alfred: If the race or the vehicle it is carried on are put to a stop, it explodes. If the bomb arrives at the finish line, it blows up too. We know for a fact it is too dangerous to disarm it mid-race, for now. We are currently tracking its signature, but we are afraid it will not be revealed until at leat the third round.

Alfred: If me and Jerry are to fail reaching this far into the race, it is up to you to save the day. I wish you all good luck, and may you all have a chance to win.
No.428523
Anonymous
Replies:>>428558
>>428521
>/co/ Sings SCAM Inc Theme when?
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>Howard: On horse back, Miguel and Tulio manage to out run Scott and Wallace!
>Kreese: They made this into Scott Pilgrim's sad pathetic loss.
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>>428522
... A what? Ah come on, I don't wanna be a clown! Those things are terrifying!
Replies:>>428567
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>>428335
>DAN WTF DID YOU DO
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Someone needs to draw that scene from Deadpool 2 but with Zone-Tan in Deadpool's place
No.428529
Anonymous
>>428511
>He can’t let his weird obsession about Americans go during a character pairing contest
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I just realized, my curse has been lifted! I made it past a Round 1! Now we just got to break Monarch's Round 2 curse and we are set for the championship! This calls for a new rap album!
>>428520
They didn't though
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>>428515
Oh dear. I think I need to apologize to Simon for laughing when he got set up with Jack last time, and the whole Chris debacle. Based on the fact that Sam and I had a little bit of a fling back when the train stopped at Pure Heart to let off Adorabat, it seems that Samantha did give birth to the kitten.... Still, just too weird.
Replies:>>428544
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>>428531
>Well then Sam was probably carrying Danny's baby.

>You two make a happy couple
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>>428522
What? How could this have happened? Any intel on who planted the bomb, Jer?
No.428534
Anonymous
Replies:>>428535
>>428524
This little abomination is adorable
No.428535
Anonymous
>>428524
>>428534
And to think Mao Mao just found her and now there's going to be an explosion
Replies:>>428659
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>>428335
>Salute Wilkins Coffee
No.428537
Anonymous
Replies:>>428540
>>428513
In the last thread, Stephen Stotch became an unstoppable beast hellbent on grounding everybody. Unfortunately, that all came to an end when his heart gave out after Pip hugged him, then Zone-tan proceeded to rape his dead body. Some people said he was the new you.
Replies:>>428543
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>Howard: Boy do I love Wilkins coffee!
>Kreese: Umm ok, well Wilkins just shattered Garnet into a million pieces. Anything to say to that?
>Howard: I'd say that a cup of Wilkins coffee would have saved her! (please don't kill me).
>Kreese: What was that?
>Howard: I said that I love Wilkins coffee!
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>>428521
Good grief, as if you two didn't already commit enough crime, now you're murdering a tune as well!
No.428540
Anonymous
Replies:>>428562
>>428537
Hey, y’know that gives me an idea.
Zone-tan, how do you feel about raping Vilgax?
No.428542
Anonymous
Replies:>>428560
>>428522
This is Dick's chance to prove himself a hero by defeating you
Replies:>>428562
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>>428538
>Uh, actually, Star turned Garnet into dust by using a spell to wipe out Corundums, only for Star, her father, and his sister to all meet unfortunate ends due to the terrible luck that comes with not drinking Wilkins Coffee

>I hope someone got fired for that blunder
No.428544
Anonymous
Replies:>>428547
>>428532
You seem pleased to announce that Eggman. Must we remind you that Spicer is also awaiting the results from the lab?
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>>428477
>"A card's nice, but kinda impersonal I think. If we want to make sure Santa doesn't put us on the Naughty List, I think we should make sure we do something really nice to make up for it."
>"Oh! Maybe if we pick up some presents and hand them out? A lot of kids in particular got knocked out of the race and are probably feeling down, if we picked up some gifts to pass around I bet Santa would overlook just about anything!"
>>428522
>"What?! That's just silly, why would you pull a Speed with a Joker-gas bomb... ooooh, wait wait I get it! 'Honk-bomb'. Like cars honk, clown nose, okay I can see the pieces making a picture here."
>"Still that's ridiculous, we HAVE to stop for drive-thrus and bathroom breaks! What do you expect us to do, drive non-stop?"
No.428546
Anonymous
Replies:>>428551
>>428541
>Patrick's inferno

Honey you mean Team Reaper
Replies:>>428567
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>>428544
>Shut up dude, if my Cat based spinoff of The Baby is You sells well enough I'll finally be able to build a Mecha-Rouge.
Replies:>>428606
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>>428545
Eh, yeah that works... What do we get for the two we creamed last race though?

And uh, this thing has a bathroom and snacks, it was designed for intercontinental travel.
No.428549
Anonymous
Replies:>>428574
>>428530
>They didn't though
They didn’t?
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>Howard: The Blind bandit and Hero send the fat bastards falling into Springfield gorge!
>Kreese: Anyone else think it's weird that a little blind girl is hanging out with a grown blind man?
>Howard: Nothing weird about it and even if there was touching a boob while blind is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the sound of revved engines and squealing tires is faint on the horizon. This can only mean one thing: the first racers are approaching the finish line! Stay on the line and we'll give you a play-by-play of who's a winner and who's a loser*! The rules are simple: The first 64 racers to finish will earn a stay at the best hotel they can afford while the rest and prepare for tomorrow's race. Everyone else will die! Wait, that's not right. Everyone else will be sent home with little fanfare, or forcefully escorted off the premises by security.

*We will not be announcing the losers.

Here they come now! Our first first place champion is the Cracking Cheese Lovers, Wallace and Gromit! Taking second place is the Pups of Pani, Courage and Scooby. Third place goes to the Freeman Brothers, Huey and Riley! Fourth place goes to eternal rivals Tom and Jerry, with fifth place going to the Almighty Tallest!

Just shy of the top 5 is the Assholish Adult Swim Duo, Master Shake and the Monarch! Let's hope this calms them down. They are sharing a room tonight, after all. In seventh is-Dick Dastardly? We'll I'll be, he's won himself a race for once! Unfairly, no doubt. But who's counting? Storming eighth place (get it?) is the Miser Brothers, with the Ineptive Invaders in ninth. The Copper Couple rocket by, rounding out our top ten and also marking the point where I switch from words to numbers.

Famed coffee brand Wilkins stops by to claim 11th place, while the Dapper Dealers ride into 12th. The Mighty and Powerful Gods of El Dorado stake their claim on 13th place, with Bertstrips taking 14th and the Rabbit Couple in 15th. 16th goes to the the Warner Brothers, and 17th to Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. Puppet and PNG join in 19th place with Pepe and Kermit the Frog. Classic Disney's Mickey and Oswald end off the top 20, while father and son Hill burn rubber into 21st.

The Trolberg Jumpers are the next to arrive, taking 22nd place. 23rd goes to the showstoppers, Beetlejuice and the Mask. The Primal Duo outpace the Janitors, taking 24th and 25th respectively. Calvin is next and takes 26th. The Chum Bucket rockets into 27th to the chagrin of Sea Crab And Man Inc., who settle for 28th. Enemies of the Samurai wheel into 29th place. Regular Team carts into 30th. Monstrous Monarchs barely tie with Naughty and Nice and Metal but barely beat them to 31st, with the latter in 32nd. Robotnik's Robots cross the line and take 33rd, but their boss is nowhere to be seen. Popeye and Olive Oyl cross next and claim 34th, Gadgets and GETS-zmos follow in 35th. Next is The Fuzz in 36th with the I.M.P. Couple in 37th and the Iron Giant (plus Hogarth) in 38th. 39th goes to the Duck Clan, and Hench 4 Life drives in at 40th.

41st is the Men in Black, 42nd is The Frollo Show, 43rd is Massive Titties. The OG Champs roll up in style to a pitiful 44th place. Queens of Villainy follow them in a rather un-regal 45th. 46th is the Avatars of Nemesis, 47th goes to North Pole Express, 48th to the Addams Family.

Robotnik finally arrives with King Koopa to conquer 49th place. Sector V earns the big Five-O. The Blind Fighters Roll in and 51st to the surprise of many, including me. Pumpkin Heads take 52nd, Tainted Love in 53rd. Wander and Sylvia ride into 54th with the Detectives of Baker Street close behind in 55th. 56th is the Queen's Finest, Paranormal Preteens take 57th, 58th goes to the Goofy Goobers. The Heroes of Pure Heart fly into 59th, while the Grumpy Warlords march into 60th. Patience and Humility have a brush with elimination but scrape by into 61st. Slow and steady, I suppose. Hakuna Matata strolls into 62nd and the Forgotten Foes ride past the finish line in 63rd.

Only one more racer can cross, and it's anyone's game. Two cars are approaching the finish line now, this is gonna be a close one. 64th place will go to...

Wait for it...

Team Reaper! That puts a wrap on Round 1. Sorry to the losers, but there are no participation trophies here. Tune in tomorrow for Round 2's results. Or come see the race in person! There are still seats left to fill, get 'em while you can! This is your Wacky Races announcer, signing off!
>>428546
I haven't the faintest clue what you're talking about.
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>>428465
You mean getting stabbed by Daffy Duck or when Bill Cipher crashed the wedding! So much happened that Halloween that you need to be more specific!

>>428481
Feeding them to our new friend works just fine! But remember to have the beast spit them out by the time the match is over!

>>428487
>>428354
Oh Monarch! Shake! Jack! Gwen!

Good work on your wins! How do you feel on your chances in making it to Round 3?
No.428553
Anonymous
>>428349
This. I love Klaus.
No.428554
Anonymous
Whatever happened to Megamind after Jon died? I don't recall seeing him since
No.428555
Anonymous
>>428554
He's comatose from the grief
Replies:>>428565
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Oh damn they made it to the second round. I gotta catch up.
Don't forget to vote for villainy!
Replies:>>428563
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>>428492
Perhaps there are others with the same idea.

>>428522
A bomb that can turn you into a clown? Where the hell do they come up with this stuff?

John, I don't wanna turn into a clown! People already call me a clown!
Replies:>>428602
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>>428416
Be sure to reinvest that vote into SCAM Inc. It's gonna pay dividends!

>>428523
For a small royalty fee, you can cover all of SCAM Inc's greatest hits!

>>428539
No hard feelings, Mouse, it's just business! Tell ya what, I'll give ya a better deal on our next promotion. Just vote SCAM Inc. and we can talk business!
Replies:>>428582
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>>428552
The sword. Getting sent to the underworld was a fun time, mostly because I did like hearing those demons shriek when I scared them!
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>>428542
>>428545
Alfred: We haven't planted the bomb, I am afraid it was already there when we arrived! As a matter of fact, we came here to stop it! This is why we join the tournament in the first place! This is why Jerry left his recovery at WOOHP earlier than he should have! So far we do not know who the villain is, but we suspect someone related to Joker being part of the plot.

>>428545
Jerry: The cars can ble slowed I suppose, but it will cost you at the race I bet. Well, it is your choice.
Replies:>>428582
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>>428552
I'm feeling pretty good!

My main concern is staying on Saint Nick's good side...

Plus ya know, the bomb
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>>428540
Sure, I'll do it. Anything to get my mind off of my lost love.

>>428543
I don't think that they have Wilkins coffee in the Warhammer 40k universe. Wilkins kills the Warhammer 40k universe anyone?

>>428522
No one needs to worry, I'll just jump on top of the bomb and save everyone. I've busted so many nuts in my time but this time, the nut will bust me.
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>>428557
It might be that the Pharaoh still has more men in the game than it looks. We know his connection to Dastardly and that he wrecked some of the cars.... Could be that he is our prime suspect for both of these issues
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>>428556
¡Por la victoria, mi amor!
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>>428506
Yeah, Egypt in general is a pain in the ass not worth dealing with. Learned that the hard way with Ramses.
Anyways, what kind of favor? You realize we're racing each other in this very next round, I'm not particularly interested in handing you any sort of edge here.

>>428530
God, NO! No more albums! Look just, ramble on about your roommates or your neighbor, taunt our opposition, whatever if you have to make noise fine but I will take freaking ANYTHING over another song!

>>428522
Sounds like a good-guy problem to me, Jarvis. This Cocoon isn't slowing down for Armegeddon itself, it sure as hell isn't slowing down for some knock-off Joker scheme. I'm sure Jerry wouldn't let a Tourney full of mostly innocent racers fall to such a grisly fate, so either he'll stop the bomb or he'll die trying. Either way, I guess I'll be laughing anyhow.

>>428552
You know, cuphead here talking my ear off aside, I've got a good feeling about this. Feeling more nervous about Grievous in particular, that guy's always been popular despite literally choking in the third film, but my minions are many and their devotion without compare. They'll see me to victory or die trying.
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>>428335
>>428563
>>428547
>>428531
>>428527
PRESENTING, RAPGOD IVO'S LONG AWAITED FOLLOW UP ALBUM TO "THE MEAN BEAN MACHINE", IT'S "THE BABY IS MEW", ABOUT A CAT AND A MAN WHO HAVE A KITTEN TOGETHER.


FundedByScratchandGrounder
No.428568
Anonymous
>>428567
what the fuck is this? Is there any villain or antihero who hasn't had a random son yet? Wtf
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>Kreese: Tom and Jerry send the Thanos and Darkseid on a wild chase as they make the Mad Titan and The New God fight each other in the confusion!
>Howard: There's more than one way to skin a god!
No.428570
Anonymous
Replies:>>428572
>>428567
kek, beautiful
Replies:>>428781
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>>428560
Look at good guy Jerry still trying to save people from there impending fate. Maybe things won't play out to your favor this time around. I can't wait to see the look on your face when everything blows up in it.

.retal ro renoos tuo nur annog s'kcul ruoY
No.428572
Anonymous
>>428570
Where is the cursed image of Jack, Simon and baby Chris? It's relevant now
Replies:>>428590
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>>428567
Good God!
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>>428549
Scratch and Grounder were too much for them to handle
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>>428567
Oh dear, was Samantha cucked? I'm going to remember this. Hahahahah!!!
No.428576
Anonymous
>>428551
And here's the raw data. The numbers represent the percentage of the votes each contestant obtained.
1 Cracking Cheese Lovers 80.8
2 Pups of Panic 79.8
3 Freeman Brothers 79.8
4 A Game of Cat and Mouse 78.87
5 Almighty Tallest 77.8
6 Assholish AS Duo 76.8
7 Dastardly Duo 75.8
8 Miser Bros 75.8
9 Ineptive Invaders 75.8
10 Copper Couple 74.7
11 Wilkins 74.7
12 Dapper Dealers 73.7
13 Mighty and Powerful Gods 72.7
14 Bertstrips 72.7
15 He did her right 72.7
16 Warner Bros 72.7
17 Duck Season, Rabbit Season 71.7
18 Duality of Frog 71.7
19 Fake Santas 70.7
20 Power of Two 70.7
21 Hill Family 70.7
22 Trolberg Jumpers 69.7
23 Showtime 69.7
24 Primal Duo 69.7
25 The Janitors 68.7
26 Calvin and Hobbes 68.7
27 Chum Bucket 67.7
28 SCAM Inc. 66.7
29 Enemies of the Samurai 66.7
30 Regular Team 65.7
31 Monstrous Monarchs 63.6
32 Naughty and Nice and Metal 63.6
33 Robotnik's Robots 62.6
34 Smooth Sailing 62.6
35 Gadgets and GET-zmos 62.6
36 The Fuzz 60.6
37 I.M.P. Couple 60.6
38 You Stay, I go 60.6
39 Duck Clan 59.6
40 Hench 4 Life 59.6
41 MIB 59.6
42 Frollo Show 58.6
43 Big Bazongers 57.6
44 OG Champs 56.6
45 Queens of Villainy 56.6
46 Avatars of Nemisis 56.6
47 North Pole Express 55.6
48 Addams Family 55.6
49 Big Bads of Video Land 55.6
50 Sector V 54.5
51 Blind Fighters 54.5
52 Pumpkin Heads 53.5
53 Tainted Love 53.5
54 Wander Over Sylvia 53.5
55 Detectives of Baker Street 53.5
56 Queen's Finest 53.5
57 Paranormal Preteens 53.5
58 Goofy Goobers 52.5
59 Heroes of Pure Heart 52.5
60 Grumpy Warlords 52.5
61 Patience and Humility 52.5
62 Hakuna Matata 51.5
63 Forgotten Foes 50.5
64 Team Reaper 50.5
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>Howard: Popeye and Olive Oyl snuff out the flame of the fire nation!
>Kreese: It's gonna be dishonor for all the children of the fire lord.
>Howard: Dishonor on you, dishonor on your sister!
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>>428568
>>428567
How they hell do you motherfuckers not only have gay wedding, but two dudes endin up pregnant as well. You niggas is gayer than I thought. I don't even wanna win this gay ass competition anymore.
No.428580
Anonymous
Replies:>>428585
>>428576
Good work and writefagging anon
No.428581
Anonymous
Replies:>>428591
>>428579
>>428575
It's a weird sciency trick. It's their genetic material in the monster but the girl cat gave birth to it
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>>428559
Indeed you did! I heard you even gave one of the big shot overlords of Hell a scare!

>>428561
>>428560
>>428563
You know, next time you should try riding a mighty formidable creature into battle! They are MUCH less easy to rig, I tell you!

>>428566
You're worried about Grievous? Now, that cyborg can be harsh when you get on his bad side, but after his display in this year's mr /co/ I wouldn't be surprised if all that energy he put into the /co/lympus of 2019 has rusted his metal a little?

>>428568
.........

I don't count now, do I?

>>428567
Well good golly! That's something you don't hear on the radio everyday, hahahaha!
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>Kreese: The Dapper Dealers make Toffee and Ironwood an offer they couldn't refuse!
>Howard: Either let them pass them to win the race or die. Pretty simple ultimatum.
No.428584
Anonymous
>>428582
>I don't count now, do I?
To be a candidate for this kind of homoshit it looks like you need to have no known relatives on the show
No.428585
Anonymous
>>428580
Thanks. I plan on adding things in later rounds to make up for the shorter length.
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>>428576
Wow, we actually got one of the top 3 highest percentage of votes. I'm kinda shocked honestly.
Replies:>>428620
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>>428566
You dont understand... i'm quiting the race... and i need your help...
No.428588
Anonymous
>>428551
>>428576
>Going by the percentage won
Clever
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>>428579
Here at Team Chum Bucket, we don’t see anything wrong with touching sea cucumbers, if you will. If you’re homophobic, much like Krabs already outed himself to be, you might as well just concede to Karen and I now! You wouldn’t want to be cancelled on Twitter, would you?
No.428590
Anonymous
>>428573
>>428567
>It was the middle of town, on a Dublin Night, all bored with the British Rats.
>And a lad walked in, drunk fun then began, and I realized it was a cat.

>Oh shit

>I stroked his fur, rubbed his catnip clean, and wrestled them furry mittens.
>Then a month later, in my toilet one night.
>It was a shit that was a kitten.

>FUCK IT!

>I'm having a baby, and a pussy at that.
>I'm giving birth to my favorite cat.

(I'll continue maybe god I have sinned)
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>>428581
>It's their genetic material in the monster but the girl cat gave birth to it

>gave birth to a child that's not even hers
So we're talking about almost Sakura level. Damn. Hahahaha!
No.428592
Anonymous
Replies:>>428596
>>428554
He probably committed suicide by shit
No.428593
Anonymous
>>428451
Jack's going to be a widower again soon. Billy survived having his hands run over by a train
No.428595
Anonymous
>>428591
The only one left to cuck on that show is Amelia. She should keep an eye on Alaric's ghost
No.428596
Anonymous
>>428592
By commiting seppuku he could eat the Jon's shit inside his bowels one last time
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>>428568
No.428598
Anonymous
>>428597
Zone-tan...
Replies:>>428605
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>>428563
Seems like it. He's got friends in high places, but so do we.
No.428600
Anonymous
>>428590
This is hilarious but Dan didn't give birth to it apparently. Ivo's entitled to creative license though
No.428601
Anonymous
>>428594
I think you have the wrong detectives
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>>428558
Negotiate with a villain? Why, that's against everything the Secret Service stands for! You think you've won, but after all the cheap stunts you pulled to get so far ahead, who's the REAL winner here?

Me. In case it wasn't obvious.
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>>428589
Fuck twitter!!!! You think a real nigga like me afraid of some cancelling bullshit. I wish a nigga would try a cancel me. I'm only 8 years old and black. I got kid privilege and minority privilege. Those twitter drama queen won't even dare try and touch me. If they do, they racist.
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Reminder to vote Godzilla and Mothra
Replies:>>428613
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>>428599
Who do you have in mind?
>>428590
>>428567
I decline to comment on these. I won't dignify it with a response!
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>>428560
>"Joker? Oh crap.... does Gordon know yet?"
>"Also, thanks for the heads up Jerry, but costing us the race isn't on our list of things to do."
>>428548
>"Toys, I guess? Kids still love toys right? Or is it all about tablets and video-games? Shoot, I *think* I still liked dolls when I was eight.
>"Also if we can't stop cause of the bomb we're gonna have to turn Build-a-Bear into a drive-through."
>"OH! You have got spare robots or gadgets we could wrap up and give them?"
>>428552
>"REALLY unsure about racing Klaus. I want to win but I also really want to get on the nice list, and on top of all the henching recently beating him feels like it might put me over on the wrong side. If beating a guy who can circle the globe in one night while stopping to eat cookies at each house is even doable."
Replies:>>428692
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>>428606
OR we could have the robots that stuff for us while we race!
No.428608
Anonymous
>>428590
(CONTINUED:)
>I shit out a baby and the babies a cat.
>You never heard of something like that
>I shit out a baby and the babies a cat.
>My ass is stretched out flat!

>What's that?

>I'm having a baby, and that babies a cat.
>It'll come out with a brap and a splat.

>This shouldn't be fucking possible.

>It's the magic of Eire, Mao, it'll come through, every pore.

>Please no more.

>It's ours MM.

>Mew

>And it's a whole experience it is! And now is pet....IS MY BABY!

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>I'm having a baby, and a pussy at that.
>I'm giving birth to my favorite cat.
>Keep listening to this skedat!
>I shit out a baby and the babies a cat.
>You never heard of something like that
>I shit out a baby and the babies a cat.
>My ass is stretched out flat!
>I shit out a baby, and it's my cat!
>That is the truth, and that is that!
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>>428393
He's distracted. Is... is there at least a keepsake among the rubble? I-I can't face the Emporer without it.
No.428610
Anonymous
Replies:>>428618
>>428576
>>428551
It's "For Free" not "The Janitors"
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>Howard: Ooo! How unforante for the Horny Demons. Zim and Gir managed to blow up their car before they could even race in it.
>Kreese: Well at least they will have more time to fuck.
>Howard: It's a win win for everyone!
No.428612
Anonymous
Replies:>>428614
>>428608
I read this in the characters' voices....
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>>428605
Dr. Strange. He has many things that can help us.
No.428614
Anonymous
>>428612
Now you have to record it in their voices, to the tune Radiation made 10 years ago.

It's the only way
No.428615
Anonymous
Replies:>>428619
>>428590
>>428608
Just when Megamind posting seems to finally end we get shit like this. With the disappearance of Arbuckle and Megamind, a power vacuum was opened up that needed to be filled by something as equally awkward and grotesque.
No.428616
Anonymous
>>428613
>hehe...
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>>428613
I remember Doctor Strange! He'll surely know what's up
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>>428576
>>428610
Yeah - *BELCH* - get it right, prole.
No.428619
Anonymous
>>428615
How did they manage to turn a perfectly wholesome rivalry into this? I still say she's Samantha's baby. That's less awkward and explains why Mao Mao is upset Dan and the others kidnapped her.
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>>428587
You're... QUITTING the race?
This is some kind of scheme, isn't it? My mind may be slowly turning to mulch spending too much time with Shake, but I can still smell a double-cross from a mile away.
>>428582
Well, 'worried' might be an exaggeration Al, but I've seen the fanart, he's got a cult following with these nerds. Still, even he will be as nothing before the might of the Cocoon. The jedi-slayer will be in the scrapyard before day's end!
Replies:>>428624
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>>428617
We should tell him to be extra careful. With what happened to Moon Knight, I'd hate to see history repeat itself.
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>>428617
This Doctor Strange guy sure sounds pretty weird with a name like that. Hehe. I wonder if his strangeness can beat my weirdness.
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>>428567
AND NOW, THE COMPLETE EDITION!
>It was the middle of town, on a Dublin Night, all bored with the British Rats.
>And a lad walked in, drunk fun then began, and I realized it was a cat.

>Oh shit

>I stroked his fur, rubbed his catnip clean, and wrestled them furry mittens.
>Then a month later, in my toilet one night.
>It was a shit that was a kitten.

>FUCK IT!

>I'm having a baby, and a pussy at that.
>I'm giving birth to my favorite cat.
>I shit out a baby and the babies a cat.
>You never heard of something like that
>I shit out a baby and the babies a cat.
>My ass is stretched out flat!

>What's that?

>I'm having a baby, and that babies a cat.
>It'll come out with a brap and a splat.

>This shouldn't be fucking possible.

>It's the magic of Eire, Mao, it'll come through, every pore.

>Please no more.

>It's ours MM.

>Mew

>And it's a whole experience it is! And now is pet....IS MY BABY!

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>I'm having a baby, and a pussy at that.
>I'm giving birth to my favorite cat.
>Keep listening to this skedat!
>I shit out a baby and the babies a cat.
>You never heard of something like that
>I shit out a baby and the babies a cat.
>My ass is stretched out flat!
>I'm having a baby, and that babies a cat.
>It'll come out with a brap and a splat.

>Dan had a baby and the baby is mine?
>Oh, fuck you, this ain't fine!
>Dan had a baby and the baby is mine?
>While hopped up on Dublin wine?
>Dan had a baby and the baby is mine?
>This is motherfucking asinine!
>Dan had a baby and the baby's a kitten!
>Babies, babies, babies, babies
>Babies, babies, babies, babies
>Babies, babies, babies, babies
>Babies, babies, babies, babies
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>>428621
Same here. There's a lot of people who would see us fail in this contest. Speaking of which, is there anyone we know among the losers who can investigate these mummy sightings? So far they are mostly antagonistic. I still haven't found my Samantha...
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>Howard: Dan and Chris zoom past Rick and Doof!
>Kreese: Turing yourself into a pickle is one thing but turning your car into one was a poor decision.
Replies:>>428631
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>>428623
I hate to see another fellow swordsman treated in such a manner. This is truly despicable.
No.428627
Anonymous
Replies:>>428632
>>428623
Eggman's going to be spewing this slander for the rest of the tag tourney isn't he...
No.428628
Anonymous
>>428623
Vocaroo anon? The style of singing in The Baby is You is VERY similar to your voice.


You know what you have to do
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>>428566
You know, you don't have to be a dick about everything. No wonder no one thinks you're fun.
No.428630
Anonymous
Vote for Team Gadgets and GET-zmos!
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>>428626
Thanks man, I appreciate your support. They can't do this to all of us... Hopefully.
>>428628
He doesn't have to do anything!
No.428632
Anonymous
Replies:>>428633
>>428627
He should clear up his own paternity test with Spicer before he mocks Mao
No.428633
Anonymous
>>428632
Yeah. Where's the proof that Eggman isn't a man slut?
Replies:>>428646
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>>428609
Amity Blight.

Come here.
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>Anyone else find it REALLY suspicious that Eggman just so HAPPENED to find a scientiffically impossible baby when he was trying to make a new album?

>Where is the DNA, Eggman?
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>>428623
>>428628
This is fucking stupid
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>>428591
>>428597
>>428602
>>428609
I'm going to have to ask you all to leave, this area is for competitors only.
Replies:>>428648
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>>428636
And I’m still waiting on my test!
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>>428609
>Ah, the young elf with the nutbrown hair. You were truly the star of Edinburgh town...

>Wait

>I was in EDINBURGH during the Spring, Ireland was closed due to Swine Flu! And Mao Mao is 21 in Cat years, I'd NEVER fuck something old enough to consent!
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>Struts around like she's hot shit
>Pushes around David because he's too pussy to stand up for himself
>Has to be the best at everything and always be right
>Patronizes Hilda and sees her more as someone to pitied than admired
>Thought rooms fucking cleaned themselves
>Attacked David when he pointed out how retarded that was
>Hilda raises the dead and wrestles a ghost to get her book and ghost maid back, but when she fails Frida tells her she wishes they never met and tells David, her friend for years, to fuck off too
>Doesn't speak to either of them for weeks, neglecting her scout duties in the process
>Ends up hanging out with the fear eating nightmare spirits that were haunting her friends, with no explanation given
Face it, she's not that great a friend.
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>>428567
>>428590
>>428608
>>428623
I can dance to this.

GOD DANGIT BOBBY, TURN THAT OFF!
Replies:>>428648
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>>428640
>And Elise only had her......serum, finished last week, that's when her ass atomized her jeans.

>I smell something rotten
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>>428620
No schemes, no double-crosses, no tricks...
I'll give this round, if you let me work at your labs
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>Howard: SCAM INC gets rid of this animal problem in their car!
>Kreese: The health inspector is gonna have a field day with these two.
Replies:>>428671
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>>428634
Y-Your highness! My deepest, deepest apologies! - I really thought that - it was - oh dear, my dear! This is awful. I c-cant...
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>>428624
Well, there is Ian, but I'm not sure if I'd want him doing this by himself. Maybe if someone else was with him.
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>>428643
>>428640
>>428639
>>428636
>Ok, so fine, maybe I messed with the DNA a little to get some more creative results, but I NEEDED to sell albums FAST

>Mister Wilkins is getitng more powerful by the day and I can't afford Wilkins Coffee....THOUGH I CAN NOW....I had no choice.

>Samantha, you're the real Mother, you always were, and Dan has no genetic ties to Mr. Mumbles.





>I don't know who the father is though. It's not Mao Mao or Dan. You might wanna ask your girlfriend a few questions
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>>428648
>Whew, for a second there I was worried you'd have some misfortune Ivo
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>>428648
Who are you, what are you talking about, and why are you tampering with my DNA tests???
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>>428648
Okay so the pussycat pals didn’t make a baby.


What about me then?
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>>428648
>Whew, Thank god it's not Dan. Everythings back to-

>SAMANTHA! HOW COULD YOU! WHO IS IT?
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>>428647
I think I have an idea

>>428539
Danger Mouse! Are you still standing by...?

>>428648
I knew it could not have been Dan! I just knew it! Wait a minute...
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>>428636
I'll say you're not alone in that!

>>428620
And you DON'T have your own little hidden cult following on this web?

I suppose you could see this as your cult vs his!...And Vilgax's vs Shake's too!

>>428606
Sounds like a challenge indeed! But Saint Nick's said to be a jolly fellow! Just maybe he'll forgive you if you and your new boy buddy bust him like a nutcracker bursts the most solid of nutshells!

>>428638
Oh hush now! I never ordered you to get them to leave!

...Unless you forgot who has a chunk of /co/lympus ownership in his grasp!
No.428655
Anonymous
Replies:>>428660
>>428652
>>428653
Two Mao Maos?
Replies:>>428658
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>>428638
Alright, alright, we'll head to the stands. But remember, we got an active deal going on with competitors. Don't be surprised if you see us again.
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>>428651
>Well, it says......................no......

>No I must have accidentally gotten my.....it can't be....

>It says I'm your father......and your mother is....is...............a dead hooker.

>Well I'm not paying for child support
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>>428656
YOU! Where are you keeping Samantha? I have some questions to ask her!
No.428659
Anonymous
>>428536
prediction: wilkins is secretly a cocoon for Vriska and she will emerge fully formed at the final round to win it all
Replies:>>428662
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>>428655
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>>428657
... My mom’s alive though.

So uh... What now then?
No.428662
Anonymous
Replies:>>428664
>>428660
No, that's just Chairman Mao.


>>428653
>>428652
As for Mao Mao...............I wonder who Samantha cucked if it isn't Dan or Mao Mao
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>Kreese: The Mask and Beetlejuice grow a win despite the heckling from the Farmers!
>Howard: I use to go to Chucks Suck and Fuck before it was given to Sneed.
>Kreese: How was it?
>Howard: Well let's just say that my doctor was not surprised that I got rabies.
No.428664
Anonymous
>>428662
It's probably Frankie Chadbear's. Explains why Mumbles is so bestial
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>>428657
LISTEN HERE YOU IMPOSTER!!! I am the REAL Robotnik, I am the one who may or may not be Jack Spicer's father, and we'd find out sooner if you weren't TAMPERING WITH THE DNA TESTS SERIOUSLY WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, and I am the one that will win the race with King Koopa by my side! NOT. YOU. So get out of my sight before I blast you into oblivion!!!
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>>428661
>Well.....you've got your fathers taste in goggles, hehe.


>How about I build you your first robot suit, we go off and kidnap some small animals....

>I never thought I'd have a son that wasn't a rapist robot I build while drunk on Chaos.
Replies:>>428670
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>>428658
Mao, how nice to see you again. Heard you're in a tight spot, buddy...
Where is Samantha? That's a pretty tough question to answer. I mean, where do souls go when they're used as fuel by an Aku monster?
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>>428666
>>428665
... I’m not gonna make a my two dad’s joke.
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>>428665
>>428666
>Uh oh, the boss is talking to himself again.

>I'll snap him out of it with a fresh bowl of Pingas

>No, I WILL

>NO I WILL
Replies:>>428687
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>>428667
You... you didn't! Mr. Mumbles is an orphan now!
Replies:>>428703
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>>428646
On this day, you have made the Boiling Isles look like a complete joke. The Titan will be most displeased with what has happened in these past two days.

It would be easy to just send to home with a stern scolding of your family awaiting you, but that alone will not do.

Instead I want you to stay by my side for this one round and watch the failures of this round's losers. Just to reflect on how a failure likes yours felt from the sidelines.

Is that clear?
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>>428669
>Does....Dad get these mood swings and strange behaviors often?
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>>428668
Jack my boy, I'm so sorry, I don't know where this imposter came from, but if he knows what's good for him, he will leave immediately.
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Reply to this post and tell me why your Duo is superior or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
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>>428673
>DAD, IT'S ME, YOUR SON, YOU'RE HAVING AN EPISODE!

>NO NOT MY FACE
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>>428672
GET BACK IN THE BASEMENT ROBO JACK OR I’M TURNING YOU INTO A TOASTER
>>428673
Yeah, I get it.
Replies:>>428693
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S: Hel-lo SCAM faithful! Stan Pines, cofounder and CFO of SCAM Inc. here!
K: Eugene Krabs, cofounder and CEO of SCAM Inc. here!
S: Today we're visiting one of our exotic racetracks where we test the latest and greatest in vehicle technology to get a leg up on the competition.
K: And it's all thanks to investors like YOU! Thanks to you, we've cleared the first round and, with your continued support, many more to come!
S: But we need your help. The guys we're up against are a couple of magic weirdoes. This is much different than a couple of talking animals.
K: That's why we need the continued support of our existing SCAM investors, and of course it's never to late to join the SCAM train!
S: And to promote our benevolent takeover, for a limited time we're offering these commemorative "SCAM #1" hats to our first 100 voters!
K: That's a $30 value for only $29.99! But only if you vote SCAM Inc!
S: And that's not all! We're also bringing back the Nomination Special! FREE Mystery Patties, with purchase!

>>428602
K: And for Modest Mouse here, we have an even specialler offer! A fitting for a "MOUSE #2" hat!
S: FREE of charge, with purchase of a large Mystery Patty meal.

>>428589
K: I CLARIFIED THOSE COMMENTS, PLANKTON!!

S: Anyway, thanks for your support, loyal investors,
Both: And we'll see you in the next round!
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>>428675
>>428673
>>428672
...
Replies:>>428682
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>>428675
>>428673
>>428669

>You imbeciles can't uncrack this egg. Luckily, I, the greatest henchman, programmed a code word into him while he was fucking Amy, to end these episodes.

>, AH, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
No.428680
Anonymous
>>428674
Fuck you Dexter, can't you see that's insensitive to Mr. Mumbles?
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>>428674
Because we can prevent you from killing anyone's mother in their sleep. That plus Good should always triumph over evil.
Replies:>>428686
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>>428679
Now I have an imposter problem. I should have dismantled the damn thing, BUT HE’S JUST TOO HANDSOME
No.428683
Anonymous
>>428674
It's fucking Robotnik and King Koopa man, what more do you need?
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>>428638
Ah, there seems to be a misunderstanding. I'm actually the true winner, you see. I can't lose. It's simply not possible. But I understand the confusion.

>>428647
>>428653
Did someone mention danger, thrill and adventure? No? Well, I do have an extraordinary sense in discerning these types of cascades. What is it that you need from me? My skills, my wit, my dashing good looks or all of the above?
No.428685
Anonymous
>>428674
Jack Spicer and Gwen are great, and the only pairing based on RP that deserves to at least make E8
Replies:>>428689
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>>428682
>Ok, your dad stopped thinking he was 4 people(a goofball, an evil genius, a gay pornstar, and an egg salesman), but he might have forgotten he sold a platinum album and also kinda sorta has a son...that being you.

So...break the news gentle to him
Replies:>>428694
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>>428670
Come on now. Aren't you a hero or something? I have no love lost for that cat, but maybe you can go down to hell and save her?
Look I hate Samantha and the very idea of helping her, but the kid is innocent. Maybe I have a soft spot for kids...
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>robotnik is either talking to himself or facing off against an imposter
Hoo boy, this is getting interesting, lemme call up jerry Springer!
Replies:>>428691
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>>428686
Ugh....COCONUTS, WHAT BUFFOONERY HAVE YOU LAUNCHED THIS TIME-

>>428675
Oh....are you my new minion?
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>>428688
And just who's side are you on, you rrreptilian rapscallion??
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>>428689
No that’s a robot that looks like me...
AND HE NEEDS TO GET BACK IN THE BASEMENT!
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>>428654
>"But Al I don't wanna bust Santa like a nutshell, I love Santa and I love free stuff!"
>>428607
>"Oh, RIGHT. Robot minions to do all the work. Man, having henchmen of your own seems like a lot of fun."
>>428665
>>428666
>"TWO Eggmen?!"
>>428672
>>428675
>"TWO Jacks?!"
>"But which one is the other one's dad? Or... are some of you robots?"
>"Oh my gosh what if Jack's actually a robot BUILT by Robotnik?!"
>"Jack if you were a robot you'd tell me, right?"
Replies:>>428724
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>>428688
>>428688
>He was convinced he was talking to Pingasman, but I got him under control. His problems been worse ever since he started falling asleep for no reason and screaming about "the trolls coffee" in his sleep.

>>428677

>We minions need more rights. HEY, SCAM INC, CAN YOU OFFER US A DEAL OR SOMETHING?
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>>428684
Danger Mouse! Over here! We need your help investigating the car wrecks at the start of the tourney, they say they are being haunted by a mummy demon!
>>428687
Come now! What's the case for making this an Orpheus plot? You're the one who let her boyfriend of eight years marry someone else after being resurrected! But I suppose... I must try. For Mr. Mumbles
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>>428692
I am just as confused as you are.
Replies:>>428738
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>>428638
Sure I'll leave but just let me say one thing first. I've never had Wilkins coffee and I never will. Its the shittiest coffee to ever exist and it will always be the worst bar none. Taking a sip of Wilkins Coffee feels like sticking a toothbrush in my vag and I hate it. Ok that's all.

>>428654
Hey its nice to meet someone who's got their own cult of devoted followers like me

>>428668
Maybe you could meet Hal Jordan. I feel you two could relate to each other's plights

>>428674
How about I reply to this post and I die in my sleep tonight instead?

>>428678
Mr. Venom Knockoff? Could I schedule an appointment?
Replies:>>428756
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>>428692
They generally are. I don’t have to pay em, they’re not exhaustive, and they can have built in drink dispensers!

... And no I’m not a robot, I’d tell you if I was.
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>>428695
I've payed Doctor Aku to visit you.

>Remember,YOU'RE A FATHER NOW, and all those dreams of the letter 8 and coffee mean absolutely nothing
Replies:>>428704
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>>428694
After the race though, right pal?
No.428701
Anonymous
robotnik and koopa rper here, i've been having a wonderful time so far, but i think with all the things i've got going on in my life (including a fuck ton of final projects), I'm worried I won't be able to dedicate as much time to this tourney as I'd like to. so would anybody like to take over as robotnik from here on out? i'll still be koopa, btw
Replies:>>428710
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>>428695
>So, I hear you've been under alot of stress lately. A new son, a platinum album...eh....strange coffee related dreams, I believe?
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>>428671
If... if that is what your highness wishes. I will do best to observe - a-and perhaps learn as a student as well! For being in your not terrifying presence is c-certainly a benefit to me!
(but bereft the presence of my dear is my real punishment...)
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>>428699
Sure man. But if we lose the next round we are going on a little detour.
No.428705
Anonymous
>>428701
(Dr. Aku anon here, sure......we'll explain your leaving as Eggman having gotten his D.I.D. undercontrol thanks to the magic of Dr. Aku)
No.428706
Anonymous
Replies:>>428721
>>428647
>>428653
>>428684
Aw man really really sorry if this is ruining anything but I don't really feel like RPing as Ian anymore. The "I kneel" thing was just a one off joke. Someone else should probably take over, sorry again guys
Replies:>>428733
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>>428684
Hello, Mister Mouse. Allow me to introduce myself. I am John Blacksad. We are part of a detective team currently investigating paranormal activity going on, and we need your help in investigating.
>>428694
Yes. Currently, because we are in the race, there is little we can do in terms of investigating the mummy sightings.
Replies:>>428733
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>>428694
Your slut girlfriend admitted to slipping something in my drink that night! I wasn't in my right mind! Ask her! I owe my dad thousands because of her! She also gave Simon the memory tape that trapped me in the first place. How could you have even liked such a disaster I don't even know.
But sigh... Go rescue her for the sake of that kid, I guess.
No.428709
Anonymous
Replies:>>428717
>>428701
Jack anon.
Good luck on your finals
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>>428702

>Yes, thank you.....sometimes I think I'm two people....sometimes I think I'm a gayporn star....sometimes I think I wrote a rock opera about a man fucking a cat and faked a DNA test to prove it, and then discovered that I actually had a son the whole time....

>That last one was true.

>Oh......I have a son.

>Yes....now about these nightmares you've been having......
No.428711
Anonymous
Replies:>>428717
>>428701
Good luck man. I enjoyed your RP a lot.
Replies:>>428716
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>>428710
>....................

>Eggman, I said tell me about the dreams......
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>>428654
I wouldn't know too much about who owns the tournament. I'm just here to keep things from getting out of hand. I was told to leave you alone, but I assumed it was for my own safety.
No.428714
Anonymous
Replies:>>428756
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>>428629
Of course I have to be a dick about everything. I'm a goddamned SUPER VILLAIN, if you were to look in my job description 'dick' may well be listed in every section.
And lots of people think I'm fun. Here I'll prove it.
>>428654
>>428692
>>428636
Al, 69, Schnookums, tell Shake how much fun I am.
>>428644
Seriously? You want to work in the Cocoon's labs? I mean, we've got tech but we're not exactly A.I.M. here.
Still, I guess I can't see the downside... and this is seriously all you want in exchange for giving us the race? Why are you just giving up, I don't get it.
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>>428712
>There's this woman in a hoodie, she's standing next to Wilkins.....the Wilkins coffee ad just keeps playing and playing.............

>And then in comes Sonic waving his pingus, I-


Session complete Mr. Eggman, I suggest cutting back on the coffee and spending time with your son
No.428717
Anonymous
>>428709
>>428711
Thanks, guys. I'll still be around as Koopa, which is good since he's not wrapped up in any weird arcs like Robotnik yet.
No.428718
Anonymous
Replies:>>428722
>>428713
>FNAF
w-WHAT?
No.428719
Anonymous
Replies:>>428723
>>428701
(Zone-Tan anon here. I bet you'll do great on your final projects. I believe in you)
Replies:>>428727
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..........Ok I was busy most of the night WTF happened here? Can I get a summary?
Replies:>>428733
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>>428694
Demon, eh? You're in good hands, this certainly isn't my first tussle with one of those terrible torturers from down below!

>>428706
Don't worry about it. The story will adapt, as it's always done.
No.428723
Anonymous
>>428719
I'm gonna need you to post your entire collection of zone-tan pics in a dropbox or something
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>>428693
Under normal circumstances I'm always ready to make a deal, but I've lost the plot a bit on this one and I don't know WHAT the heck is going on. We've got lots of important documents to falsif-I mean file, so we're just gonna let this weirdness sort itself out, and THEN we can take your money.
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>>428715
I've been building a Yellow Central Power Battery in cooperation with Vlad Plasmius during Mr./CO/...
No.428726
Anonymous
>>428701
Blacksad anon here. Good luck on your assignments! I finished the semester last week so I know what you're going through.
No.428727
Anonymous
>>428720
>Wilkins completed his end of the deal he made with Vriska in the qualifiers by killing Star Butterfly and is getting more of her luck power.

>Dr. Eggman bribed some weirdos to fake a DNA test and trick Dan and Mao Mao into thinking THEY were Mr. Mumbles parents, and then released a platinum rock opera about said relationship.

>Dan's lolifucking habits poked holes inthe story, and eventually it was discovered it was faked. Samantha is the mother, the father isn't Dan or Mao Mao.

>Eggman's son was Jack the whole time, from a hooker he fucked back in the good ole days.

>Samantha dies, Mr. Mumbles is an orphan.

>Eggman had a mental breakdown from weird dreams Wilkins/Vriska is causing and from the stress of finding out he had a son.

>Coconuts slapped some sense into him and he went to Dr. Akus.

>The black chick Simon used to shag is blackmailing Mao Mao with the orphan or something.

>Eggman is trying to bond with his long lost son.

>Bobby ain't right
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>>428724
this is the funniest post of this entire tournament so far
Replies:>>428788
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>>428715
Let me assure you Monarch you are actually quite funny!
.
.
.
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.
.
As a joke!
Replies:>>428788
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>>428725
>>428715
Jannies blowed my job with Plasmius House...
So i have to start from zero...
No.428732
Anonymous
>>428724
Right here Mr. K
>>428727
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>>428708
I sure will. Hopefully that won't mean the whole tourney's going to hell again.
>>428721
You might have to go at it alone for now. As Mr. Blacksad has said >>428707 the rest of us are currently in the tourney.
No.428734
Anonymous
>>428727
Thanks for the recap, this most recent bit had gotten confusing
No.428735
Anonymous
>>428701
Good Luck Anon!
Do this final effort
Replies:>>428739
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>>428733
Wait a goddamn second....Danger Mouse is cocky...always shooting way above his weight class....friendly with Mao Mao and Samantha.........a little too friendly.
No.428737
Anonymous
>>428727
Mao Mao is planning on using the upcoming tourney ride through a hell level to try to rescue Samantha after black chick and Ashi killed her.
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>>428692
You won't be killing him, silly billy! Just crushing his pride by racing him and winning!

>>428696
You could say that with my listeners and I, hahaha!

Zone-tan, wasn't it! How do you feel about your recent loss to The Tallest?

>>428713
That would be /co/nrad and yotsuba who mostly own it, my dear! But I've got a good part in the /co/mittee myself!

>>428715
You're absolutely fun to talk to! And watch, whether it's you succeeding or failing hard on the floor!

>>428710
This day just keeps getting more and more odd! Though at the same time, that can be said for nearly any day we have a /co/ntest going on!
Replies:>>428742
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>>428736
>Danger.......you said you were giving her MASSAGES!
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>>428733
>the rest of us are currently in the tourney

And you are, for some utterly nonsensical reason, implying I am not?
Replies:>>428750
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>>428716
So uh... Does this mean we can build a robot together after this tourney?
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>>428739

>Oh please.......well I......


>It was one time Mao Mao ok?
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>>428740
DANGER IS THE MUMBLE DADDY, DANGER IS THE MUMBLE DADDY!
No.428744
Anonymous
>>428742
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
Replies:>>428752
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>>428716
Hey dude you wouldn't happen to have like, maybe the one piece of crossover fan art on the internet of Robotnik and King Koopa would you? Because google is just giving me the vidya counterparts.
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How about you all stop arguing about my mom!
Replies:>>428754
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>>428742

Meow.


>Can I eat Daddy mousey cunny?
No.428749
Anonymous
Replies:>>428753
>>428727
I’m in these threads constantly and I still don’t know what the fuck is going on
No.428750
Anonymous
>>428741
This is oddly endearing.
>>428746
How's the marriage life, Simon?
No.428751
Anonymous
Replies:>>428755
>>428746
Wait, this makes Simon and Mumbles half-brothers, doesn’t it?
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>>428745
I did some googlin', and I found quite a few, though I would think there'd be more considering it really is such a genius combination.
No.428753
Anonymous
>>428749
Someone needs to do at least one screencap
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>>428748
yo this little dude is based as fuck
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>>428695
>>428697
>"I don't know... that seems like something a robot would say to hide."
>"Okay, listen to me very carefully Jack: This sentence is false."
>>428714
>>428674
>"AH! Not my mom!"
>"Okay, okay, how's this: Jack and I make a pretty good team. He's got the tech and I got the can-do attitude and guns. I've had good partnerships with tech-guys before, so this feels pretty natural. Plus I think we're some of the few teen villains and/or anti-heroes competing, so we should stick together. Also we're cute, so that's very important to consider."
>>428715
>"Uhhh... well, I definitely have had a lot of fun henching for you, sir! Definitely can't say the past couple of Tourney's haven't been a ride."
>>428738
>"That doesn't really sound a whole lot better, crushing Santa's pride definitely doesn't feel like something I want weighing down on my conscience on Christmas."
No.428757
Anonymous
Replies:>>428759
>>428727
Don't forget
>Mr. Krabs and Grunkle Stan are still trying to scam people even after they've been taken out

>Butters managed to escape from being grounded after all the villains teamed up to kill his dad

>Shuma Gorath left Zone-Tan after their loss so Zone-Tan is trying (unsuccessfully) to kill herself
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Even though we lost the first round, you know what? Today was a really good day. Let's hope Billy and Mandy finish the job, huh?
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>>428757
>>Mr. Krabs and Grunkle Stan are still trying to scam people even after they've been taken out
No.428760
Anonymous
Replies:>>428762
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>>428756
.... I don’t think a minor paradox would stop a robot. What else can I do to prove it?
... Also thanks for calling me cute again. Or er, us...
No.428762
Anonymous
>>428760
Yep. Couldn't find the anchor though.
No.428763
Anonymous
>>428335
Where is the anchor for the art?
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>>428738
I gotta say Alastor, I feel a spoon caught in a garbage disposal right now since Shuma Gorath left me. It seems like all my suicide attempts keep failing and the KKK rejected me since I've got the ability to turn into a Lovecraftian Deity with black skin. Shit sucks.

>>428723
I gotta go to sleep now since I need to go to work tomorrow. I'll post it when I get back though.
No.428765
Anonymous
Replies:>>428768
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>>428761
>Good news is, you're one person and you're 75% human(25% egg)

>Bad news is you seem to have inherited your fathers madness. Have you been having totally nonsensical no basis in reality dreams about coffee and trolls TOO?
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>>428767
>Nothing, but Anti-Wilkins coffee propaganda 8y this little apeshit.
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>>428703
Good.

One last thing, your racing skills do not fully represent your magic skills, so I'm still willing to give you a chance to be a coven member of mine in the future. But keep up this string of failures and you may find yourself becoming covenless. A wild witch.

And you should already know what happens to wild witches.

Now then, if you've understood all of that already, and no one here has a message for me, then I may be off to deliver The Titan the grave news.

I will return to this place tomorrow, with you, Amity, by my side.
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>>428764
>the ability to turn into a Lovecraftian Deity with black skin
Wow, really? Nice to see some other Lovecraftian entities around here.
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>>428769
>Tell Amity to come over to my place for one night in heaven
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>>428742
Yep, taking a snapshot of this one
No.428773
Anonymous
>>428771
W-whose car is that TNT in?
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>Meanwhile, with Dan busy, Chris has had to satisfy his wives increasingly strange urges all by himself.
No.428775
Anonymous
>>428768
I like that I’m the one who nominated Wilkins and I have no idea what any of this means
No.428776
Anonymous
>>428758
Cute and valentine day pilled!
Replies:>>428864
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>>428775
>It's very simple.

>Strange things happen to those who don't drink Wilkins, increasingly so by the hour
No.428778
Anonymous
Replies:>>428780
>>428775
Look at the last page and a half of the qualifiers...SCREENCAP ANONS
No.428779
Anonymous
>>428755
Is Simon relapsing due to stress here?
No.428780
Anonymous
>>428778
Don't screencap, this stuff does not deserve preservation
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>>428571
My time is running out, that is true, but as long as I can breathe I will dedicate all of myself to save everyone!

While someday you will best me, another one will grab the torch and pursue the fight for Good and Justice!
No.428782
Anonymous
Replies:>>428917
>Hilda Season 2 just came out
Give it to me straight Twig poster, Is it any good?
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>>428730
Oh fuck off Jerry! I'm not gonna take that kind of shit from a guy who probably hasn't partied since the Great Depression.
>>428731
>>428725
I see. So you want to build a frickin' LANTERN BATTERY in my Cocoon. And what would you do with this Lantern Battery? More importantly, what can *I* do with this Lantern Battery?
>>428738
...could have done without that last part, but thanks. See, there you go milkshake, the devil himself knows I can party.
>>428756
Yeah but like, me personally, I'M fun, right? Come on, all the good times I've put together for us? Remember that time you got to spring your first prison break, or start an interstellar war with Martians? That was all me, I'm a fun guy!
Replies:>>428940
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>>428788
>Comes up from behind The Monarch before tapping in his shoulder and pulling out his scary face
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>Dad, Ladybird is having a baby, and that baby is me.