/co/ - Comics & Cartoons

>>428335
>He's here. It's too late now

>>428349
Not for long if I have anything to say about it!

... This doesn't affect my cred with Santa right?

>I just watch Klaus today man, I feel bad about voting against em.

M-Mr Krabs... I kneel...

>>428335
>Mao Mao, I'm glad to see we both live to fight another day.

I am up against Dick...

>Our battle as come earlier than expected Dick Dastardly!

>Grace: Thanks for the support everyone! Well Ashi, I guess it's time to bring out the kusarigamas...

>Ashi: Yes, it is time to track down Simon...

*maniacal laughter*

We made it Badgerclops, along with the other detectives! Well, almost all of them. RIP Ian

>"Sweet, Jack and I managed to pull it off! We're still in this thing. Now it looks like we're going up against..."
>"H-hold the phone... we have to race SANTA?!"

>WALL E and EVE are going against Hank and Bobby Hill
Probably won't win this, sucks that they are probably gonna get eliminated in the second round, but at least they are getting eliminated by a team that has a good chance to win it all.

>>428335
One step closer to sweet revenge.

>>428368
I know, on one hand I wanna win...

On the other I ain't evil enough to ruin Christmas! Plus I don't wanna get coal, I always manage to do something just before to warrant gifts.

It totally doesn't count against me as villain.

>>428357
Where is Simonfag at? You'd think he'd be up at this time

OC ANCHOR

>>428368
>>428377
Bear in mind, there is another Santa in this race. Even if you beat your current competitor, I’m still happy to provide presents if you need them!

Welp, it's just about time for me and Panchito to get deported again, waiting for Donal' to join us 1-2 rounds from now likes always.
Seriously, thank you for making it so close only a few votes separated from beating god damn Spongebob and Patrick, a result I was not expecting. Even this amount of votes warms my heart so much
See you Mr /co/ 2021!
Also please watch Legend of the Three Caballeros if you haven't, you're missing one of the best cartoons of the 2010s

>>428383
Why this must be one of those Time fluxuation thingies the good Doctor Finklestein was talking about!

I’m done trying to take over Christmas, not after that last time....

I hope Tulio and Miguel win

Ahoy there! Eugene Krabs here! Cofounder and CEO of SCAM Inc.

I just wanted to quickly and sincerely thank all our investors for getting us to the next round! And as always, don't forget to vote for Huey and Riley Freeman, AKA the Freeman Brothers, over that no good lousy cheat PLANKTON!!!!

>>428335
Ah, farts! Round one again. Eda too...
Well, me and Anne had fun. And we both got a new friend. That's more than makes it worth it right?
Peace, folks!

Congrats Oswald you made it past round 1, too bad you’d now have to move location leaving Ortensia all lonely. Don’t worry I’ll still give her companionship while you’re away
Also this seems like the prime opertunity for Ramses to show up again

>Be the Wayward Vagabond
You are now the Wayward Vagabond, and you are kind of losing it right now. Your BOTTLE ROCKET's autopilot has been tampered with by an outside source, and you are currently careening off to god knows where. Wherever you're going, you're certainly nowhere near the finish line.

Yeah, you can kiss that race goodbye. You're surprised you even qualified, to be honest. You guess having half the teams disqualified due to duplicate members goes a long way towards letting less popular competitors enter.

The human, the Owl Lady AND Amity Blight are all out?

.......

I need one moment.

Don't worry. I'll be here regardless of what happens.

>>428309
Let's just say we know of that image where your biggest fan is giving you some action
Though I know you're having a hard time over the loss

So now we're going up against a rrrabbit and a duck? Hahahaha! What a laugh!

>Howard: And there's the checkered flag! The racers make it to the next round!
>Kreese: Let's go to the replay to see the gruesome car pile up!
>Howard: If only an actual pile up was this fun!
>Kreese: It's fun when you see blood!

>>428398
Yeah, for a second there, I though we'd be going up against some REAL opponents, not a couple of woodland pests!

>>428377
>"NO ONE'S evil enough to ruin Christmas! Even Skeletor and Doofenshmirtz can't bring themselves to do it, and anyone who tries ends up reformed like the Grinch!"
>"Aw man, I LOVE Santa. I want presents too, henching for the Monarch I'm pretty sure has put me dangerously close to the Naughty List. And it's not like we have time to pull random acts of charity or whatever to make up for it in the middle of a race."
>>428383
>"Waaait... you're Santa too? Something about this doesn't add up, where's your big fat huggable belly?"

I may have failed to win but that was only because Starscream was holding me back. Now I’ll get my revenge on everyone by sabotaging the next rounds
Decepticons get to your stations and show them why the Decepticon army is the greatest

I think we finally found some heat that can be the misers

>>428402
Eh, you can piggy back off of mine. But hey, maybe Santa won't care if we win?

>>428335
Well it looks like I won't be marrying Shuma Gorath afterall but the only thing that matters is having fun... ok who am I kidding, I'm depressed now. Somebody get me a white pillowcase, I'm joining the KKK.

>>428299
Ok I'll take that

>>428303
Could you guys please neuralize me?

>>428318
Does Wilkins Coffee have alcohol in it? That'd be very much appreciated.

>>428324
At least someone had a marry Christmas

>>428347
Remember when you said you'd send me through a Bloody Zone to the end of time? Could you do that soon? You'd be doing me a huge favor.

>>428385
Oh dear, this is so dreadfully confusing! I—
—wait, you gave up on Christmas? But why? The preparations have been going so well!

>Howard: Mr. Snow Miser freezes Zoom in his tracks!
>Kreese: And Mr. Heat miser boils Black Manta in his own suit!
>Howard: You gotta love global warming sometimes

>>428398
>>428401
Alright bub, what's the big idea?

>>428408
Welp goodbye

>>428409
Trust me... And better yet listen to Sally. Things go frightful... AND NOT in the good way.

>>428389
You did good out there, kiddo. These suckers are just slow to recognize talent, and I doubt either of us were expecting our vehicles to go out like THAT!

Now to collect my bet money! We can use it for a night out to one of your human restaurants before it's back to work!

>>428388
Krabby! Tell yourself and Stanley to win this one for me! And to put my old vote to good use!

>>428408
Sure thing

>>428408
Y-you're still my winner, Zone-tan.

>>428365
He was a good member of our team. But, he would have wanted us to keep going. Win or lose, we have a job to do.

>>428341
Hmm... Ruber? A bit rough around the edges I think, but this could be interesting...

>Kreese: Donald and Scrooge rewrite history by knocking the Shaman and Krog off the track!
>Howard: Will that have any side effects to the timeline? They basically just killed ancient man.
>Kreese: Eh who cares, they were gonna be fossils any way. This speeds up the pace.

>>428335
Looks like the ole Simon and Jack combo is going up against Billy and Mandy. I won't lie and say that I'm not a little concerned about are matchup, but I believe that we can pull through. Apparently this Mandy person is supposed to be pretty scary. That won't be a problem since Jack isn't one to be easily intimidated. I'll focus on the big nosed one.

>>428381
Looks like I'm in just in time for Round 2 to start. Oh dear! Well, never let it be said I don't love doing this...

https://voca.ro/12W6m28FqAYV

>>428426
n-nah, I just got reverted. I knew the sword was too g-good to be true.

MINIONS! Your Monarch is pleased with the results of the first round of the Tourney! You have served me, my wife, and all my Henchmen (sans Chef, again what the hell man) very well in pushing us onward past our opposition.

But this race is far from over! Even now, as your glorious leader bears the unending, mind-numbing, insane ramblings of the talking milkshake, the last twinges of his sanity slowly fading away with every repeat of his God-damned album, I do not falter in my goal to see to it either myself or your Queen makes it to the finish line first. So go! Vote for 21, 24, 69, Fang and Spear, and all my forces as we conquer the track an-

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, SHAKE can you turn the freaking radio off while I'm addressing my followers, at least!?!

>Howard: Godzilla and Mothra wreck it for New Game +!
>Kreese: Game over!

>>428426
Ruber got defeated by the Samurai... so everything he made was reverted

>>428434
Be cautious Simon, I wouldn't underestimate that Billy boy if I were you. He may be somewhat idiotic but within him seems to be a somewhat powerful force when properly angered

>>428441
Heheh, I g-guess that Gwen's pretty cute... heh... heh

>>428429
That's the spirit, John. Say, any news on Ramses? Rumor has it some mummy monster has been picking through the car crashes behind us, and that seems a little too far-fetched. The mummies we encountered last time were too terrified of the sun to leave the enclosure Ramses made us build

>>428434
To Billy and Mandy, we may be out of this race, but ask upon our services and we shall aid you. Please rid us of this menace!

>>428447
No. You need to learn how to party dude. Even Gwenpool doesn't think your fun. The only person I know of to think you are fun is that little dorky British kid. Lighten up.

>Howard: Hilda uses her new sword on the track to slice bebop into chitlins while Rocksteady calls for momma!
>Kreese: Leave it to a blue hair anime looking girl to take down some ugly bastards.

Well well! We've made it right to round 2! Lots of surprise knock outs here, everyone!

Bill Cipher! Any words to share? Especially against those two rats?

>>428435
>I am not Alastor

Ha! I figured it was a matter of time before folks got us two mixed up!

>>428456
Consider it done, I didn't plan on losing to that blonde idiot to begin with. He may try and act tough but that's not going to work on me. He just mainly lets Jack do the heavy lifting while he gloats as if he has actually earned anything himself. His lose is going to be swift and merciless.

>>428460
Ah Alastor, my mistake for not remembering you.

After all I remember splitting headache during that wedding due to... a mishap at the reception.

>>428335
>Star Butterfly is dead. Alongwith her dead beating Dad.
>.............

>Well there's always room for more power in Wilkins Coffee.

>...........

>An ally of Wilkins Coffee is one I'll always be up to share victory with Ms. Serket. Everything's coming up Wilkins

>Howard: The Queens of Villainy neuter Garfield and Odie!
>Kreese: I must say, I didn't expect for Martians to look good in butterfly costumes.
>Howard: Anything looks good on them.
>Kreese: Alright enough simping and more commentating.

>>428407
>"Eh, I'm not sure it works that way Jack. If I could get by on the Nice behavior of friends I think kids would have a lot less to worry about. Being a good loser DOES seem like a Santa-ish thing to do, though, but still maybe we should think of ways to make it up to him in advance."
>"I'm hoping we can win in the first place, Santa's sleigh has to be crazy freaking fast to make that trip..."

>>428454
>Excuse me, are you Mao Mao....I'm Dr. Piper.....this is...highly irregular for a DNA test.

>It says the parents of Ms. Mumbles are Mao Mao and.....Daniel Mandel.....

Hmph. That Star girl sure went quiet.

>>428468
Probably not... But can't blame a villain for trying.

Yeah, I probably won't go easy on Santa but I don't wanna lose my spot on the nice list. Should we get him a card if we win or?

>>428454
Perhaps the mummy was resurrected by another being, one with powers beyond what the Egyptians have.

>>428471
Wait, WHAT?
I—oh. Oh God. That night in Dublin...

>>428447
The pieces are falling in their places...

>>428460
Honestly Al, those rats seem pretty middle of the road to me. They'll definitely be flattened right into it too if their vehicles are as small as they are. Might even be able to feed them to are little monstrous locomotive since its been doing such a good job so far, it definitely deserves a treat.

>>428464
Then it's a deal. See you soon, Mandy.

>>428471
What?

>>428474
>Garnet this is the afterlife. Star used the wand to make your gems not feel so good...........and then she died too so...she's right behind you, and she has no power now.

>FYI she's the one who put Steven in a coma...so.....do what you want with her

>>428457
Gwenwho? Anyways, you don't know what you're talking about cup, when they aren't fearing me as their evil commander-in-chief, my henchmen think I'm a total blast. Every shindig in the Cocoon, yours truly is the master of frickin' ceremonies, I KNOW how to party. Listening to your sin against nature of a rap album ISN'T a party.
>>428480
What, who dares to hail the Cocoo... oh, God, it's THIS jackass again...
Vilgax. Long time no see. Don't think we had a chance to chat since I got out of prison.

Good news everyone! I just got tested positive on my AIDS exam!

That means I passed the test! Hooray! I am completely clean!

>>428484
Hmph. Thanks for the info. Now how do i get started with her...

>>428478
Perhaps. But could it be? The Pharaoh has lost...
>>428479
Ignore them, Dan. This is physically impossible. They are trying to set you up like they did Simon, with the shape-shifting into a woman and stuff. There was no way anything would happen... Even if you were drunk and I was hitting the catnip again...

>>428479
>Dan, I need you to think. Have you ever drunk anything that would cause you to produce eggs, even temporarily?

>Kreese: The big black chefs just couldn't cook this meal!
>Howard: The meerkat and the warthog both in their natural habitat, manage to escape poachers and cross the finish line.

>BBC lost
>Team Hazbin but Actually Good lost
>No South Park made it past Round 1
Fuck. Well, there was at least a lot of suprising victories too that made me happy
>Robot Devil and Robot Santa beat Ashi and Grace
>Klaus and Jesper beat Slappy
And HOLY SHIT BROS! Scruffy and Mr Morris won! Scruffy ain't leaving this competition without blood. The Jannies sweeped!

>>428335
Are you FUCKING shitting me? I lost to those stupid crapshoots?

And M&M happened to lose to a CHILD AND HIS FUCKPLANK?

>>428494
>Well, there was that one time in Dublin...............

>>428487
I've been busy traveling the egyptian dessert since Cipher blowed up my ship during the wedding...
I'll tell you the whole story later, but now i want an exchange of favors

>>428493
I'm sorry, I'm trying to get it done as fast as I can.

>>428499
Other way around! I wasn’t the clean one going in to our little encounter!

>>428500
I'm just saying Mao Mao! He looks an awful lot like that girl you got on the rebound!

No way!

>>428504
Who the hell is Stephen Stotch??
AND HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER??

>>428510
I guess we know why they call you eggman then...

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>428479
>Allow me to explain boys, it's exceedingly simple.

>Dan took an experimental estrogen serum he stole from Elise 11 months ago in an effort to bribe away some British soldiers.

>While on a drunken pub crawl and still in female form, Dan fucked Mao Mao.

>And then you, Mao Mao, had sex with your girlfriend Sam. A piece of the fertilized egg must have been penetrated into her. You...did see her get preggers yes?

>....you didn't?

>Oh in that case, Dan probably shat out the kitten at some point, his male system rejecting it, and didn't notice, where it wandered to the local animal shelter and awaited to be reunited with it's mother.

>I must say, this is highly unusual. But I'm glad to pronounce you Mother and Father, my tests are the PINNACLE of accuracy, they never fail!

>>428413
Please don't go. I still love you

>>428422
Thanks coomer. At least there's someone I can depend on in my time of need.

>>428488
Hey Felix, do you mind giving me your disease?

>Howard: The robot Devil and Santa make the Killer Cuck Queens atone for their crimes! They are out of the race!
>Kreese: They'll be back to get Simon and The Samurai, you'll see! Ahahahahahahahaha!
>Howard: That you're attempt at a Aku laugh?
>Kreese: Yeah I've been practicing what do you think?
>Howard: I give that a season 5 out of 10.

>>428335
>Hilda and Twig made it to the second round
YES

>Stan gets on the piano
>Krabs on the mic
>musical intro starts
K: The best things in life are free!
S: But you can give 'em to the mice and corgis!
K: I need mooooney!
S: (That's. What I want.)
K: That's what I want
S: (That's. What I want.)
Together: That's what I waaaaaAAAAnt!
K: That's what I want!
S: (That's what I want!)

>Alfred: We're facing off against Dick Dastardly, Jerry. Maybe it is time to transmit our message in case things go south.

>Jerry: You are right as always, old friend. How about I take the wheels of the WOOHP Jeep and you give the recording to our allies?

>Alfred: Are you sure you are in condition to drive? Your wounds have barely closed up since your last fit of... laughter.

>Jerry: I'll be fine.

>Alfred: Very well, Jerry.


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>>428359

Alfred: For all our friends, allies and those siding with the forces of Good, my name is Alfred Pennyworth. I have to inform you that a device called the HONK-BOMB has possibly bleen planted inside one of your cars. This is a weapon with the horrendous power to turn everyone into a 10 kilometer radius into either a clowm, a Joker replica or worse... kill those who breath its fumes. So far we know no one can resist it.

Alfred: If the race or the vehicle it is carried on are put to a stop, it explodes. If the bomb arrives at the finish line, it blows up too. We know for a fact it is too dangerous to disarm it mid-race, for now. We are currently tracking its signature, but we are afraid it will not be revealed until at leat the third round.

Alfred: If me and Jerry are to fail reaching this far into the race, it is up to you to save the day. I wish you all good luck, and may you all have a chance to win.

>Howard: On horse back, Miguel and Tulio manage to out run Scott and Wallace!
>Kreese: They made this into Scott Pilgrim's sad pathetic loss.

>>428522
... A what? Ah come on, I don't wanna be a clown! Those things are terrifying!

>>428335
>DAN WTF DID YOU DO

Someone needs to draw that scene from Deadpool 2 but with Zone-Tan in Deadpool's place

I just realized, my curse has been lifted! I made it past a Round 1! Now we just got to break Monarch's Round 2 curse and we are set for the championship! This calls for a new rap album!
>>428520
They didn't though

>>428515
Oh dear. I think I need to apologize to Simon for laughing when he got set up with Jack last time, and the whole Chris debacle. Based on the fact that Sam and I had a little bit of a fling back when the train stopped at Pure Heart to let off Adorabat, it seems that Samantha did give birth to the kitten.... Still, just too weird.

>>428531
>Well then Sam was probably carrying Danny's baby.

>You two make a happy couple

>>428522
What? How could this have happened? Any intel on who planted the bomb, Jer?

>>428335
>Salute Wilkins Coffee

>Howard: Boy do I love Wilkins coffee!
>Kreese: Umm ok, well Wilkins just shattered Garnet into a million pieces. Anything to say to that?
>Howard: I'd say that a cup of Wilkins coffee would have saved her! (please don't kill me).
>Kreese: What was that?
>Howard: I said that I love Wilkins coffee!

>>428521
Good grief, as if you two didn't already commit enough crime, now you're murdering a tune as well!

>>428538
>Uh, actually, Star turned Garnet into dust by using a spell to wipe out Corundums, only for Star, her father, and his sister to all meet unfortunate ends due to the terrible luck that comes with not drinking Wilkins Coffee

>I hope someone got fired for that blunder

>>428477
>"A card's nice, but kinda impersonal I think. If we want to make sure Santa doesn't put us on the Naughty List, I think we should make sure we do something really nice to make up for it."
>"Oh! Maybe if we pick up some presents and hand them out? A lot of kids in particular got knocked out of the race and are probably feeling down, if we picked up some gifts to pass around I bet Santa would overlook just about anything!"
>>428522
>"What?! That's just silly, why would you pull a Speed with a Joker-gas bomb... ooooh, wait wait I get it! 'Honk-bomb'. Like cars honk, clown nose, okay I can see the pieces making a picture here."
>"Still that's ridiculous, we HAVE to stop for drive-thrus and bathroom breaks! What do you expect us to do, drive non-stop?"

>>428544
>Shut up dude, if my Cat based spinoff of The Baby is You sells well enough I'll finally be able to build a Mecha-Rouge.

>>428545
Eh, yeah that works... What do we get for the two we creamed last race though?

And uh, this thing has a bathroom and snacks, it was designed for intercontinental travel.

>Howard: The Blind bandit and Hero send the fat bastards falling into Springfield gorge!
>Kreese: Anyone else think it's weird that a little blind girl is hanging out with a grown blind man?
>Howard: Nothing weird about it and even if there was touching a boob while blind is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.

Ladies and gentlemen, the sound of revved engines and squealing tires is faint on the horizon. This can only mean one thing: the first racers are approaching the finish line! Stay on the line and we'll give you a play-by-play of who's a winner and who's a loser*! The rules are simple: The first 64 racers to finish will earn a stay at the best hotel they can afford while the rest and prepare for tomorrow's race. Everyone else will die! Wait, that's not right. Everyone else will be sent home with little fanfare, or forcefully escorted off the premises by security.

*We will not be announcing the losers.

Here they come now! Our first first place champion is the Cracking Cheese Lovers, Wallace and Gromit! Taking second place is the Pups of Pani, Courage and Scooby. Third place goes to the Freeman Brothers, Huey and Riley! Fourth place goes to eternal rivals Tom and Jerry, with fifth place going to the Almighty Tallest!

Just shy of the top 5 is the Assholish Adult Swim Duo, Master Shake and the Monarch! Let's hope this calms them down. They are sharing a room tonight, after all. In seventh is-Dick Dastardly? We'll I'll be, he's won himself a race for once! Unfairly, no doubt. But who's counting? Storming eighth place (get it?) is the Miser Brothers, with the Ineptive Invaders in ninth. The Copper Couple rocket by, rounding out our top ten and also marking the point where I switch from words to numbers.

Famed coffee brand Wilkins stops by to claim 11th place, while the Dapper Dealers ride into 12th. The Mighty and Powerful Gods of El Dorado stake their claim on 13th place, with Bertstrips taking 14th and the Rabbit Couple in 15th. 16th goes to the the Warner Brothers, and 17th to Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. Puppet and PNG join in 19th place with Pepe and Kermit the Frog. Classic Disney's Mickey and Oswald end off the top 20, while father and son Hill burn rubber into 21st.

The Trolberg Jumpers are the next to arrive, taking 22nd place. 23rd goes to the showstoppers, Beetlejuice and the Mask. The Primal Duo outpace the Janitors, taking 24th and 25th respectively. Calvin is next and takes 26th. The Chum Bucket rockets into 27th to the chagrin of Sea Crab And Man Inc., who settle for 28th. Enemies of the Samurai wheel into 29th place. Regular Team carts into 30th. Monstrous Monarchs barely tie with Naughty and Nice and Metal but barely beat them to 31st, with the latter in 32nd. Robotnik's Robots cross the line and take 33rd, but their boss is nowhere to be seen. Popeye and Olive Oyl cross next and claim 34th, Gadgets and GETS-zmos follow in 35th. Next is The Fuzz in 36th with the I.M.P. Couple in 37th and the Iron Giant (plus Hogarth) in 38th. 39th goes to the Duck Clan, and Hench 4 Life drives in at 40th.

41st is the Men in Black, 42nd is The Frollo Show, 43rd is Massive Titties. The OG Champs roll up in style to a pitiful 44th place. Queens of Villainy follow them in a rather un-regal 45th. 46th is the Avatars of Nemesis, 47th goes to North Pole Express, 48th to the Addams Family.

Robotnik finally arrives with King Koopa to conquer 49th place. Sector V earns the big Five-O. The Blind Fighters Roll in and 51st to the surprise of many, including me. Pumpkin Heads take 52nd, Tainted Love in 53rd. Wander and Sylvia ride into 54th with the Detectives of Baker Street close behind in 55th. 56th is the Queen's Finest, Paranormal Preteens take 57th, 58th goes to the Goofy Goobers. The Heroes of Pure Heart fly into 59th, while the Grumpy Warlords march into 60th. Patience and Humility have a brush with elimination but scrape by into 61st. Slow and steady, I suppose. Hakuna Matata strolls into 62nd and the Forgotten Foes ride past the finish line in 63rd.

Only one more racer can cross, and it's anyone's game. Two cars are approaching the finish line now, this is gonna be a close one. 64th place will go to...

Wait for it...

Team Reaper! That puts a wrap on Round 1. Sorry to the losers, but there are no participation trophies here. Tune in tomorrow for Round 2's results. Or come see the race in person! There are still seats left to fill, get 'em while you can! This is your Wacky Races announcer, signing off!
>>428546
I haven't the faintest clue what you're talking about.

>>428465
You mean getting stabbed by Daffy Duck or when Bill Cipher crashed the wedding! So much happened that Halloween that you need to be more specific!

>>428481
Feeding them to our new friend works just fine! But remember to have the beast spit them out by the time the match is over!

>>428487
>>428354
Oh Monarch! Shake! Jack! Gwen!

Good work on your wins! How do you feel on your chances in making it to Round 3?

Oh damn they made it to the second round. I gotta catch up.
Don't forget to vote for villainy!

>>428492
Perhaps there are others with the same idea.

>>428522
A bomb that can turn you into a clown? Where the hell do they come up with this stuff?

John, I don't wanna turn into a clown! People already call me a clown!

>>428416
Be sure to reinvest that vote into SCAM Inc. It's gonna pay dividends!

>>428523
For a small royalty fee, you can cover all of SCAM Inc's greatest hits!

>>428539
No hard feelings, Mouse, it's just business! Tell ya what, I'll give ya a better deal on our next promotion. Just vote SCAM Inc. and we can talk business!

>>428552
The sword. Getting sent to the underworld was a fun time, mostly because I did like hearing those demons shriek when I scared them!

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>>428545
Alfred: We haven't planted the bomb, I am afraid it was already there when we arrived! As a matter of fact, we came here to stop it! This is why we join the tournament in the first place! This is why Jerry left his recovery at WOOHP earlier than he should have! So far we do not know who the villain is, but we suspect someone related to Joker being part of the plot.

>>428545
Jerry: The cars can ble slowed I suppose, but it will cost you at the race I bet. Well, it is your choice.

>>428552
I'm feeling pretty good!

My main concern is staying on Saint Nick's good side...

Plus ya know, the bomb