The 2’s A /co/ tourney is a single elimination tournament where teams of 2 duke it out for both the glory of being the best tag team as well as snazzy and horribly inefficient championship belts.
>"Sweet, Jack and I managed to pull it off! We're still in this thing. Now it looks like we're going up against..." >"H-hold the phone... we have to race SANTA?!"
>WALL E and EVE are going against Hank and Bobby Hill Probably won't win this, sucks that they are probably gonna get eliminated in the second round, but at least they are getting eliminated by a team that has a good chance to win it all.
>>428368 >>428377 Bear in mind, there is another Santa in this race. Even if you beat your current competitor, I’m still happy to provide presents if you need them!
Welp, it's just about time for me and Panchito to get deported again, waiting for Donal' to join us 1-2 rounds from now likes always. Seriously, thank you for making it so close only a few votes separated from beating god damn Spongebob and Patrick, a result I was not expecting. Even this amount of votes warms my heart so much See you Mr /co/ 2021! Also please watch Legend of the Three Caballeros if you haven't, you're missing one of the best cartoons of the 2010s
Ahoy there! Eugene Krabs here! Cofounder and CEO of SCAM Inc.
I just wanted to quickly and sincerely thank all our investors for getting us to the next round! And as always, don't forget to vote for Huey and Riley Freeman, AKA the Freeman Brothers, over that no good lousy cheat PLANKTON!!!!
>>428335 Ah, farts! Round one again. Eda too... Well, me and Anne had fun. And we both got a new friend. That's more than makes it worth it right? Peace, folks!
Congrats Oswald you made it past round 1, too bad you’d now have to move location leaving Ortensia all lonely. Don’t worry I’ll still give her companionship while you’re away Also this seems like the prime opertunity for Ramses to show up again
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>Be the Wayward Vagabond You are now the Wayward Vagabond, and you are kind of losing it right now. Your BOTTLE ROCKET's autopilot has been tampered with by an outside source, and you are currently careening off to god knows where. Wherever you're going, you're certainly nowhere near the finish line.
Yeah, you can kiss that race goodbye. You're surprised you even qualified, to be honest. You guess having half the teams disqualified due to duplicate members goes a long way towards letting less popular competitors enter.
>Howard: And there's the checkered flag! The racers make it to the next round! >Kreese: Let's go to the replay to see the gruesome car pile up! >Howard: If only an actual pile up was this fun! >Kreese: It's fun when you see blood!
>>428377 >"NO ONE'S evil enough to ruin Christmas! Even Skeletor and Doofenshmirtz can't bring themselves to do it, and anyone who tries ends up reformed like the Grinch!" >"Aw man, I LOVE Santa. I want presents too, henching for the Monarch I'm pretty sure has put me dangerously close to the Naughty List. And it's not like we have time to pull random acts of charity or whatever to make up for it in the middle of a race." >>428383 >"Waaait... you're Santa too? Something about this doesn't add up, where's your big fat huggable belly?"
I may have failed to win but that was only because Starscream was holding me back. Now I’ll get my revenge on everyone by sabotaging the next rounds Decepticons get to your stations and show them why the Decepticon army is the greatest
>>428335 Well it looks like I won't be marrying Shuma Gorath afterall but the only thing that matters is having fun... ok who am I kidding, I'm depressed now. Somebody get me a white pillowcase, I'm joining the KKK.
>Howard: Mr. Snow Miser freezes Zoom in his tracks! >Kreese: And Mr. Heat miser boils Black Manta in his own suit! >Howard: You gotta love global warming sometimes
>>428389 You did good out there, kiddo. These suckers are just slow to recognize talent, and I doubt either of us were expecting our vehicles to go out like THAT!
Now to collect my bet money! We can use it for a night out to one of your human restaurants before it's back to work!
>>428388 Krabby! Tell yourself and Stanley to win this one for me! And to put my old vote to good use!
Still running with my drawfag requests from last round >draw the Monarch, Pip on top of Stephen's dead body, Henchgwen, Henchman 21, and Henchman 24. Please, it would be based.
Or as another anon put it
>If that’s too much, I’ll also request Pip in a Monarch henchman outfit
>Kreese: Donald and Scrooge rewrite history by knocking the Shaman and Krog off the track! >Howard: Will that have any side effects to the timeline? They basically just killed ancient man. >Kreese: Eh who cares, they were gonna be fossils any way. This speeds up the pace.
>>428335 Looks like the ole Simon and Jack combo is going up against Billy and Mandy. I won't lie and say that I'm not a little concerned about are matchup, but I believe that we can pull through. Apparently this Mandy person is supposed to be pretty scary. That won't be a problem since Jack isn't one to be easily intimidated. I'll focus on the big nosed one.
MINIONS! Your Monarch is pleased with the results of the first round of the Tourney! You have served me, my wife, and all my Henchmen (sans Chef, again what the hell man) very well in pushing us onward past our opposition.
But this race is far from over! Even now, as your glorious leader bears the unending, mind-numbing, insane ramblings of the talking milkshake, the last twinges of his sanity slowly fading away with every repeat of his God-damned album, I do not falter in my goal to see to it either myself or your Queen makes it to the finish line first. So go! Vote for 21, 24, 69, Fang and Spear, and all my forces as we conquer the track an-
FOR FUCK'S SAKE, SHAKE can you turn the freaking radio off while I'm addressing my followers, at least!?!
>>428434 Be cautious Simon, I wouldn't underestimate that Billy boy if I were you. He may be somewhat idiotic but within him seems to be a somewhat powerful force when properly angered
>>428429 That's the spirit, John. Say, any news on Ramses? Rumor has it some mummy monster has been picking through the car crashes behind us, and that seems a little too far-fetched. The mummies we encountered last time were too terrified of the sun to leave the enclosure Ramses made us build
>>428447 No. You need to learn how to party dude. Even Gwenpool doesn't think your fun. The only person I know of to think you are fun is that little dorky British kid. Lighten up.
>Howard: Hilda uses her new sword on the track to slice bebop into chitlins while Rocksteady calls for momma! >Kreese: Leave it to a blue hair anime looking girl to take down some ugly bastards.
>>428456 Consider it done, I didn't plan on losing to that blonde idiot to begin with. He may try and act tough but that's not going to work on me. He just mainly lets Jack do the heavy lifting while he gloats as if he has actually earned anything himself. His lose is going to be swift and merciless.
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>Howard: The Queens of Villainy neuter Garfield and Odie! >Kreese: I must say, I didn't expect for Martians to look good in butterfly costumes. >Howard: Anything looks good on them. >Kreese: Alright enough simping and more commentating.
>>428407 >"Eh, I'm not sure it works that way Jack. If I could get by on the Nice behavior of friends I think kids would have a lot less to worry about. Being a good loser DOES seem like a Santa-ish thing to do, though, but still maybe we should think of ways to make it up to him in advance." >"I'm hoping we can win in the first place, Santa's sleigh has to be crazy freaking fast to make that trip..."
>>428460 Honestly Al, those rats seem pretty middle of the road to me. They'll definitely be flattened right into it too if their vehicles are as small as they are. Might even be able to feed them to are little monstrous locomotive since its been doing such a good job so far, it definitely deserves a treat.
>>428474 >Garnet this is the afterlife. Star used the wand to make your gems not feel so good...........and then she died too so...she's right behind you, and she has no power now.
>FYI she's the one who put Steven in a coma...so.....do what you want with her
>>428457 Gwenwho? Anyways, you don't know what you're talking about cup, when they aren't fearing me as their evil commander-in-chief, my henchmen think I'm a total blast. Every shindig in the Cocoon, yours truly is the master of frickin' ceremonies, I KNOW how to party. Listening to your sin against nature of a rap album ISN'T a party. >>428480 What, who dares to hail the Cocoo... oh, God, it's THIS jackass again... Vilgax. Long time no see. Don't think we had a chance to chat since I got out of prison.
>>428478 Perhaps. But could it be? The Pharaoh has lost... >>428479 Ignore them, Dan. This is physically impossible. They are trying to set you up like they did Simon, with the shape-shifting into a woman and stuff. There was no way anything would happen... Even if you were drunk and I was hitting the catnip again...
>Kreese: The big black chefs just couldn't cook this meal! >Howard: The meerkat and the warthog both in their natural habitat, manage to escape poachers and cross the finish line.
>BBC lost >Team Hazbin but Actually Good lost >No South Park made it past Round 1 Fuck. Well, there was at least a lot of suprising victories too that made me happy >Robot Devil and Robot Santa beat Ashi and Grace >Klaus and Jesper beat Slappy And HOLY SHIT BROS! Scruffy and Mr Morris won! Scruffy ain't leaving this competition without blood. The Jannies sweeped!
>>428487 I've been busy traveling the egyptian dessert since Cipher blowed up my ship during the wedding... I'll tell you the whole story later, but now i want an exchange of favors
>428335 >428500 >428494 >428492 >428483 >428479 >Allow me to explain boys, it's exceedingly simple.
>Dan took an experimental estrogen serum he stole from Elise 11 months ago in an effort to bribe away some British soldiers.
>While on a drunken pub crawl and still in female form, Dan fucked Mao Mao.
>And then you, Mao Mao, had sex with your girlfriend Sam. A piece of the fertilized egg must have been penetrated into her. You...did see her get preggers yes?
>....you didn't?
>Oh in that case, Dan probably shat out the kitten at some point, his male system rejecting it, and didn't notice, where it wandered to the local animal shelter and awaited to be reunited with it's mother.
>I must say, this is highly unusual. But I'm glad to pronounce you Mother and Father, my tests are the PINNACLE of accuracy, they never fail!
>Howard: The robot Devil and Santa make the Killer Cuck Queens atone for their crimes! They are out of the race! >Kreese: They'll be back to get Simon and The Samurai, you'll see! Ahahahahahahahaha! >Howard: That you're attempt at a Aku laugh? >Kreese: Yeah I've been practicing what do you think? >Howard: I give that a season 5 out of 10.
>Stan gets on the piano >Krabs on the mic >musical intro starts K: The best things in life are free! S: But you can give 'em to the mice and corgis! K: I need mooooney! S: (That's. What I want.) K: That's what I want S: (That's. What I want.) Together: That's what I waaaaaAAAAnt! K: That's what I want! S: (That's what I want!)
Alfred: For all our friends, allies and those siding with the forces of Good, my name is Alfred Pennyworth. I have to inform you that a device called the HONK-BOMB has possibly bleen planted inside one of your cars. This is a weapon with the horrendous power to turn everyone into a 10 kilometer radius into either a clowm, a Joker replica or worse... kill those who breath its fumes. So far we know no one can resist it.
Alfred: If the race or the vehicle it is carried on are put to a stop, it explodes. If the bomb arrives at the finish line, it blows up too. We know for a fact it is too dangerous to disarm it mid-race, for now. We are currently tracking its signature, but we are afraid it will not be revealed until at leat the third round.
Alfred: If me and Jerry are to fail reaching this far into the race, it is up to you to save the day. I wish you all good luck, and may you all have a chance to win.
I just realized, my curse has been lifted! I made it past a Round 1! Now we just got to break Monarch's Round 2 curse and we are set for the championship! This calls for a new rap album! >>428520 They didn't though
>>428515 Oh dear. I think I need to apologize to Simon for laughing when he got set up with Jack last time, and the whole Chris debacle. Based on the fact that Sam and I had a little bit of a fling back when the train stopped at Pure Heart to let off Adorabat, it seems that Samantha did give birth to the kitten.... Still, just too weird.
>>428513 In the last thread, Stephen Stotch became an unstoppable beast hellbent on grounding everybody. Unfortunately, that all came to an end when his heart gave out after Pip hugged him, then Zone-tan proceeded to rape his dead body. Some people said he was the new you.
>Howard: Boy do I love Wilkins coffee! >Kreese: Umm ok, well Wilkins just shattered Garnet into a million pieces. Anything to say to that? >Howard: I'd say that a cup of Wilkins coffee would have saved her! (please don't kill me). >Kreese: What was that? >Howard: I said that I love Wilkins coffee!
>>428538 >Uh, actually, Star turned Garnet into dust by using a spell to wipe out Corundums, only for Star, her father, and his sister to all meet unfortunate ends due to the terrible luck that comes with not drinking Wilkins Coffee
>>428477 >"A card's nice, but kinda impersonal I think. If we want to make sure Santa doesn't put us on the Naughty List, I think we should make sure we do something really nice to make up for it." >"Oh! Maybe if we pick up some presents and hand them out? A lot of kids in particular got knocked out of the race and are probably feeling down, if we picked up some gifts to pass around I bet Santa would overlook just about anything!" >>428522 >"What?! That's just silly, why would you pull a Speed with a Joker-gas bomb... ooooh, wait wait I get it! 'Honk-bomb'. Like cars honk, clown nose, okay I can see the pieces making a picture here." >"Still that's ridiculous, we HAVE to stop for drive-thrus and bathroom breaks! What do you expect us to do, drive non-stop?"
>Howard: The Blind bandit and Hero send the fat bastards falling into Springfield gorge! >Kreese: Anyone else think it's weird that a little blind girl is hanging out with a grown blind man? >Howard: Nothing weird about it and even if there was touching a boob while blind is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.
Ladies and gentlemen, the sound of revved engines and squealing tires is faint on the horizon. This can only mean one thing: the first racers are approaching the finish line! Stay on the line and we'll give you a play-by-play of who's a winner and who's a loser*! The rules are simple: The first 64 racers to finish will earn a stay at the best hotel they can afford while the rest and prepare for tomorrow's race. Everyone else will die! Wait, that's not right. Everyone else will be sent home with little fanfare, or forcefully escorted off the premises by security.
*We will not be announcing the losers.
Here they come now! Our first first place champion is the Cracking Cheese Lovers, Wallace and Gromit! Taking second place is the Pups of Pani, Courage and Scooby. Third place goes to the Freeman Brothers, Huey and Riley! Fourth place goes to eternal rivals Tom and Jerry, with fifth place going to the Almighty Tallest!
Just shy of the top 5 is the Assholish Adult Swim Duo, Master Shake and the Monarch! Let's hope this calms them down. They are sharing a room tonight, after all. In seventh is-Dick Dastardly? We'll I'll be, he's won himself a race for once! Unfairly, no doubt. But who's counting? Storming eighth place (get it?) is the Miser Brothers, with the Ineptive Invaders in ninth. The Copper Couple rocket by, rounding out our top ten and also marking the point where I switch from words to numbers.
Famed coffee brand Wilkins stops by to claim 11th place, while the Dapper Dealers ride into 12th. The Mighty and Powerful Gods of El Dorado stake their claim on 13th place, with Bertstrips taking 14th and the Rabbit Couple in 15th. 16th goes to the the Warner Brothers, and 17th to Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. Puppet and PNG join in 19th place with Pepe and Kermit the Frog. Classic Disney's Mickey and Oswald end off the top 20, while father and son Hill burn rubber into 21st.
The Trolberg Jumpers are the next to arrive, taking 22nd place. 23rd goes to the showstoppers, Beetlejuice and the Mask. The Primal Duo outpace the Janitors, taking 24th and 25th respectively. Calvin is next and takes 26th. The Chum Bucket rockets into 27th to the chagrin of Sea Crab And Man Inc., who settle for 28th. Enemies of the Samurai wheel into 29th place. Regular Team carts into 30th. Monstrous Monarchs barely tie with Naughty and Nice and Metal but barely beat them to 31st, with the latter in 32nd. Robotnik's Robots cross the line and take 33rd, but their boss is nowhere to be seen. Popeye and Olive Oyl cross next and claim 34th, Gadgets and GETS-zmos follow in 35th. Next is The Fuzz in 36th with the I.M.P. Couple in 37th and the Iron Giant (plus Hogarth) in 38th. 39th goes to the Duck Clan, and Hench 4 Life drives in at 40th.
41st is the Men in Black, 42nd is The Frollo Show, 43rd is Massive Titties. The OG Champs roll up in style to a pitiful 44th place. Queens of Villainy follow them in a rather un-regal 45th. 46th is the Avatars of Nemesis, 47th goes to North Pole Express, 48th to the Addams Family.
Robotnik finally arrives with King Koopa to conquer 49th place. Sector V earns the big Five-O. The Blind Fighters Roll in and 51st to the surprise of many, including me. Pumpkin Heads take 52nd, Tainted Love in 53rd. Wander and Sylvia ride into 54th with the Detectives of Baker Street close behind in 55th. 56th is the Queen's Finest, Paranormal Preteens take 57th, 58th goes to the Goofy Goobers. The Heroes of Pure Heart fly into 59th, while the Grumpy Warlords march into 60th. Patience and Humility have a brush with elimination but scrape by into 61st. Slow and steady, I suppose. Hakuna Matata strolls into 62nd and the Forgotten Foes ride past the finish line in 63rd.
Only one more racer can cross, and it's anyone's game. Two cars are approaching the finish line now, this is gonna be a close one. 64th place will go to...
Wait for it...
Team Reaper! That puts a wrap on Round 1. Sorry to the losers, but there are no participation trophies here. Tune in tomorrow for Round 2's results. Or come see the race in person! There are still seats left to fill, get 'em while you can! This is your Wacky Races announcer, signing off! >>428546 I haven't the faintest clue what you're talking about.
>>428465 You mean getting stabbed by Daffy Duck or when Bill Cipher crashed the wedding! So much happened that Halloween that you need to be more specific!
>>428481 Feeding them to our new friend works just fine! But remember to have the beast spit them out by the time the match is over!
>>428416 Be sure to reinvest that vote into SCAM Inc. It's gonna pay dividends!
>>428523 For a small royalty fee, you can cover all of SCAM Inc's greatest hits!
>>428539 No hard feelings, Mouse, it's just business! Tell ya what, I'll give ya a better deal on our next promotion. Just vote SCAM Inc. and we can talk business!
>>428542 >>428545 Alfred: We haven't planted the bomb, I am afraid it was already there when we arrived! As a matter of fact, we came here to stop it! This is why we join the tournament in the first place! This is why Jerry left his recovery at WOOHP earlier than he should have! So far we do not know who the villain is, but we suspect someone related to Joker being part of the plot.
>>428545 Jerry: The cars can ble slowed I suppose, but it will cost you at the race I bet. Well, it is your choice.
>>428540 Sure, I'll do it. Anything to get my mind off of my lost love.
>>428543 I don't think that they have Wilkins coffee in the Warhammer 40k universe. Wilkins kills the Warhammer 40k universe anyone?
>>428522 No one needs to worry, I'll just jump on top of the bomb and save everyone. I've busted so many nuts in my time but this time, the nut will bust me.
>>428557 It might be that the Pharaoh still has more men in the game than it looks. We know his connection to Dastardly and that he wrecked some of the cars.... Could be that he is our prime suspect for both of these issues
>>428506 Yeah, Egypt in general is a pain in the ass not worth dealing with. Learned that the hard way with Ramses. Anyways, what kind of favor? You realize we're racing each other in this very next round, I'm not particularly interested in handing you any sort of edge here.
>>428530 God, NO! No more albums! Look just, ramble on about your roommates or your neighbor, taunt our opposition, whatever if you have to make noise fine but I will take freaking ANYTHING over another song!
>>428522 Sounds like a good-guy problem to me, Jarvis. This Cocoon isn't slowing down for Armegeddon itself, it sure as hell isn't slowing down for some knock-off Joker scheme. I'm sure Jerry wouldn't let a Tourney full of mostly innocent racers fall to such a grisly fate, so either he'll stop the bomb or he'll die trying. Either way, I guess I'll be laughing anyhow.
>>428552 You know, cuphead here talking my ear off aside, I've got a good feeling about this. Feeling more nervous about Grievous in particular, that guy's always been popular despite literally choking in the third film, but my minions are many and their devotion without compare. They'll see me to victory or die trying.
>>428335 >>428563 >>428547 >>428531 >>428527 PRESENTING, RAPGOD IVO'S LONG AWAITED FOLLOW UP ALBUM TO "THE MEAN BEAN MACHINE", IT'S "THE BABY IS MEW", ABOUT A CAT AND A MAN WHO HAVE A KITTEN TOGETHER.
>Kreese: Tom and Jerry send the Thanos and Darkseid on a wild chase as they make the Mad Titan and The New God fight each other in the confusion! >Howard: There's more than one way to skin a god!
>>428560 Look at good guy Jerry still trying to save people from there impending fate. Maybe things won't play out to your favor this time around. I can't wait to see the look on your face when everything blows up in it.
>>428551 And here's the raw data. The numbers represent the percentage of the votes each contestant obtained. 1 Cracking Cheese Lovers 80.8 2 Pups of Panic 79.8 3 Freeman Brothers 79.8 4 A Game of Cat and Mouse 78.87 5 Almighty Tallest 77.8 6 Assholish AS Duo 76.8 7 Dastardly Duo 75.8 8 Miser Bros 75.8 9 Ineptive Invaders 75.8 10 Copper Couple 74.7 11 Wilkins 74.7 12 Dapper Dealers 73.7 13 Mighty and Powerful Gods 72.7 14 Bertstrips 72.7 15 He did her right 72.7 16 Warner Bros 72.7 17 Duck Season, Rabbit Season 71.7 18 Duality of Frog 71.7 19 Fake Santas 70.7 20 Power of Two 70.7 21 Hill Family 70.7 22 Trolberg Jumpers 69.7 23 Showtime 69.7 24 Primal Duo 69.7 25 The Janitors 68.7 26 Calvin and Hobbes 68.7 27 Chum Bucket 67.7 28 SCAM Inc. 66.7 29 Enemies of the Samurai 66.7 30 Regular Team 65.7 31 Monstrous Monarchs 63.6 32 Naughty and Nice and Metal 63.6 33 Robotnik's Robots 62.6 34 Smooth Sailing 62.6 35 Gadgets and GET-zmos 62.6 36 The Fuzz 60.6 37 I.M.P. Couple 60.6 38 You Stay, I go 60.6 39 Duck Clan 59.6 40 Hench 4 Life 59.6 41 MIB 59.6 42 Frollo Show 58.6 43 Big Bazongers 57.6 44 OG Champs 56.6 45 Queens of Villainy 56.6 46 Avatars of Nemisis 56.6 47 North Pole Express 55.6 48 Addams Family 55.6 49 Big Bads of Video Land 55.6 50 Sector V 54.5 51 Blind Fighters 54.5 52 Pumpkin Heads 53.5 53 Tainted Love 53.5 54 Wander Over Sylvia 53.5 55 Detectives of Baker Street 53.5 56 Queen's Finest 53.5 57 Paranormal Preteens 53.5 58 Goofy Goobers 52.5 59 Heroes of Pure Heart 52.5 60 Grumpy Warlords 52.5 61 Patience and Humility 52.5 62 Hakuna Matata 51.5 63 Forgotten Foes 50.5 64 Team Reaper 50.5
>Howard: Popeye and Olive Oyl snuff out the flame of the fire nation! >Kreese: It's gonna be dishonor for all the children of the fire lord. >Howard: Dishonor on you, dishonor on your sister!
>>428568 >>428567 How they hell do you motherfuckers not only have gay wedding, but two dudes endin up pregnant as well. You niggas is gayer than I thought. I don't even wanna win this gay ass competition anymore.
>>428559 Indeed you did! I heard you even gave one of the big shot overlords of Hell a scare!
>>428561 >>428560 >>428563 You know, next time you should try riding a mighty formidable creature into battle! They are MUCH less easy to rig, I tell you!
>>428566 You're worried about Grievous? Now, that cyborg can be harsh when you get on his bad side, but after his display in this year's mr /co/ I wouldn't be surprised if all that energy he put into the /co/lympus of 2019 has rusted his metal a little?
>Kreese: The Dapper Dealers make Toffee and Ironwood an offer they couldn't refuse! >Howard: Either let them pass them to win the race or die. Pretty simple ultimatum.
>>428579 Here at Team Chum Bucket, we don’t see anything wrong with touching sea cucumbers, if you will. If you’re homophobic, much like Krabs already outed himself to be, you might as well just concede to Karen and I now! You wouldn’t want to be cancelled on Twitter, would you?
>>428573 >>428567 >It was the middle of town, on a Dublin Night, all bored with the British Rats. >And a lad walked in, drunk fun then began, and I realized it was a cat.
>Oh shit
>I stroked his fur, rubbed his catnip clean, and wrestled them furry mittens. >Then a month later, in my toilet one night. >It was a shit that was a kitten.
>FUCK IT!
>I'm having a baby, and a pussy at that. >I'm giving birth to my favorite cat.
>>428558 Negotiate with a villain? Why, that's against everything the Secret Service stands for! You think you've won, but after all the cheap stunts you pulled to get so far ahead, who's the REAL winner here?
>>428589 Fuck twitter!!!! You think a real nigga like me afraid of some cancelling bullshit. I wish a nigga would try a cancel me. I'm only 8 years old and black. I got kid privilege and minority privilege. Those twitter drama queen won't even dare try and touch me. If they do, they racist.
>>428560 >"Joker? Oh crap.... does Gordon know yet?" >"Also, thanks for the heads up Jerry, but costing us the race isn't on our list of things to do." >>428548 >"Toys, I guess? Kids still love toys right? Or is it all about tablets and video-games? Shoot, I *think* I still liked dolls when I was eight. >"Also if we can't stop cause of the bomb we're gonna have to turn Build-a-Bear into a drive-through." >"OH! You have got spare robots or gadgets we could wrap up and give them?" >>428552 >"REALLY unsure about racing Klaus. I want to win but I also really want to get on the nice list, and on top of all the henching recently beating him feels like it might put me over on the wrong side. If beating a guy who can circle the globe in one night while stopping to eat cookies at each house is even doable."
>>428590 (CONTINUED:) >I shit out a baby and the babies a cat. >You never heard of something like that >I shit out a baby and the babies a cat. >My ass is stretched out flat!
>What's that?
>I'm having a baby, and that babies a cat. >It'll come out with a brap and a splat.
>This shouldn't be fucking possible.
>It's the magic of Eire, Mao, it'll come through, every pore.
>Please no more.
>It's ours MM.
>Mew
>And it's a whole experience it is! And now is pet....IS MY BABY!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>I'm having a baby, and a pussy at that. >I'm giving birth to my favorite cat. >Keep listening to this skedat! >I shit out a baby and the babies a cat. >You never heard of something like that >I shit out a baby and the babies a cat. >My ass is stretched out flat! >I shit out a baby, and it's my cat! >That is the truth, and that is that!
>Howard: Ooo! How unforante for the Horny Demons. Zim and Gir managed to blow up their car before they could even race in it. >Kreese: Well at least they will have more time to fuck. >Howard: It's a win win for everyone!
>>428590 >>428608 Just when Megamind posting seems to finally end we get shit like this. With the disappearance of Arbuckle and Megamind, a power vacuum was opened up that needed to be filled by something as equally awkward and grotesque.
>>428615 How did they manage to turn a perfectly wholesome rivalry into this? I still say she's Samantha's baby. That's less awkward and explains why Mao Mao is upset Dan and the others kidnapped her.
>>428587 You're... QUITTING the race? This is some kind of scheme, isn't it? My mind may be slowly turning to mulch spending too much time with Shake, but I can still smell a double-cross from a mile away. >>428582 Well, 'worried' might be an exaggeration Al, but I've seen the fanart, he's got a cult following with these nerds. Still, even he will be as nothing before the might of the Cocoon. The jedi-slayer will be in the scrapyard before day's end!
>>428567 AND NOW, THE COMPLETE EDITION! >It was the middle of town, on a Dublin Night, all bored with the British Rats. >And a lad walked in, drunk fun then began, and I realized it was a cat.
>Oh shit
>I stroked his fur, rubbed his catnip clean, and wrestled them furry mittens. >Then a month later, in my toilet one night. >It was a shit that was a kitten.
>FUCK IT!
>I'm having a baby, and a pussy at that. >I'm giving birth to my favorite cat. >I shit out a baby and the babies a cat. >You never heard of something like that >I shit out a baby and the babies a cat. >My ass is stretched out flat!
>What's that?
>I'm having a baby, and that babies a cat. >It'll come out with a brap and a splat.
>This shouldn't be fucking possible.
>It's the magic of Eire, Mao, it'll come through, every pore.
>Please no more.
>It's ours MM.
>Mew
>And it's a whole experience it is! And now is pet....IS MY BABY!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>I'm having a baby, and a pussy at that. >I'm giving birth to my favorite cat. >Keep listening to this skedat! >I shit out a baby and the babies a cat. >You never heard of something like that >I shit out a baby and the babies a cat. >My ass is stretched out flat! >I'm having a baby, and that babies a cat. >It'll come out with a brap and a splat.
>Dan had a baby and the baby is mine? >Oh, fuck you, this ain't fine! >Dan had a baby and the baby is mine? >While hopped up on Dublin wine? >Dan had a baby and the baby is mine? >This is motherfucking asinine! >Dan had a baby and the baby's a kitten! >Babies, babies, babies, babies >Babies, babies, babies, babies >Babies, babies, babies, babies >Babies, babies, babies, babies
>>428621 Same here. There's a lot of people who would see us fail in this contest. Speaking of which, is there anyone we know among the losers who can investigate these mummy sightings? So far they are mostly antagonistic. I still haven't found my Samantha...
>>428609 >Ah, the young elf with the nutbrown hair. You were truly the star of Edinburgh town...
>Wait
>I was in EDINBURGH during the Spring, Ireland was closed due to Swine Flu! And Mao Mao is 21 in Cat years, I'd NEVER fuck something old enough to consent!
>Struts around like she's hot shit >Pushes around David because he's too pussy to stand up for himself >Has to be the best at everything and always be right >Patronizes Hilda and sees her more as someone to pitied than admired >Thought rooms fucking cleaned themselves >Attacked David when he pointed out how retarded that was >Hilda raises the dead and wrestles a ghost to get her book and ghost maid back, but when she fails Frida tells her she wishes they never met and tells David, her friend for years, to fuck off too >Doesn't speak to either of them for weeks, neglecting her scout duties in the process >Ends up hanging out with the fear eating nightmare spirits that were haunting her friends, with no explanation given Face it, she's not that great a friend.
>>428643 >>428640 >>428639 >>428636 >Ok, so fine, maybe I messed with the DNA a little to get some more creative results, but I NEEDED to sell albums FAST
>Mister Wilkins is getitng more powerful by the day and I can't afford Wilkins Coffee....THOUGH I CAN NOW....I had no choice.
>Samantha, you're the real Mother, you always were, and Dan has no genetic ties to Mr. Mumbles.
>I don't know who the father is though. It's not Mao Mao or Dan. You might wanna ask your girlfriend a few questions
>>428620 And you DON'T have your own little hidden cult following on this web?
I suppose you could see this as your cult vs his!...And Vilgax's vs Shake's too!
>>428606 Sounds like a challenge indeed! But Saint Nick's said to be a jolly fellow! Just maybe he'll forgive you if you and your new boy buddy bust him like a nutcracker bursts the most solid of nutshells!
>>428638 Oh hush now! I never ordered you to get them to leave!
...Unless you forgot who has a chunk of /co/lympus ownership in his grasp!
>>428638 Alright, alright, we'll head to the stands. But remember, we got an active deal going on with competitors. Don't be surprised if you see us again.
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>Kreese: The Mask and Beetlejuice grow a win despite the heckling from the Farmers! >Howard: I use to go to Chucks Suck and Fuck before it was given to Sneed. >Kreese: How was it? >Howard: Well let's just say that my doctor was not surprised that I got rabies.
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>>428657 LISTEN HERE YOU IMPOSTER!!! I am the REAL Robotnik, I am the one who may or may not be Jack Spicer's father, and we'd find out sooner if you weren't TAMPERING WITH THE DNA TESTS SERIOUSLY WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, and I am the one that will win the race with King Koopa by my side! NOT. YOU. So get out of my sight before I blast you into oblivion!!!
>>428658 Mao, how nice to see you again. Heard you're in a tight spot, buddy... Where is Samantha? That's a pretty tough question to answer. I mean, where do souls go when they're used as fuel by an Aku monster?
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>>428646 On this day, you have made the Boiling Isles look like a complete joke. The Titan will be most displeased with what has happened in these past two days.
It would be easy to just send to home with a stern scolding of your family awaiting you, but that alone will not do.
Instead I want you to stay by my side for this one round and watch the failures of this round's losers. Just to reflect on how a failure likes yours felt from the sidelines.
S: Hel-lo SCAM faithful! Stan Pines, cofounder and CFO of SCAM Inc. here! K: Eugene Krabs, cofounder and CEO of SCAM Inc. here! S: Today we're visiting one of our exotic racetracks where we test the latest and greatest in vehicle technology to get a leg up on the competition. K: And it's all thanks to investors like YOU! Thanks to you, we've cleared the first round and, with your continued support, many more to come! S: But we need your help. The guys we're up against are a couple of magic weirdoes. This is much different than a couple of talking animals. K: That's why we need the continued support of our existing SCAM investors, and of course it's never to late to join the SCAM train! S: And to promote our benevolent takeover, for a limited time we're offering these commemorative "SCAM #1" hats to our first 100 voters! K: That's a $30 value for only $29.99! But only if you vote SCAM Inc! S: And that's not all! We're also bringing back the Nomination Special! FREE Mystery Patties, with purchase!
>>428602 K: And for Modest Mouse here, we have an even specialler offer! A fitting for a "MOUSE #2" hat! S: FREE of charge, with purchase of a large Mystery Patty meal.
>>428589 K: I CLARIFIED THOSE COMMENTS, PLANKTON!!
S: Anyway, thanks for your support, loyal investors, Both: And we'll see you in the next round!
>You imbeciles can't uncrack this egg. Luckily, I, the greatest henchman, programmed a code word into him while he was fucking Amy, to end these episodes.
>, AH, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
>>428638 Ah, there seems to be a misunderstanding. I'm actually the true winner, you see. I can't lose. It's simply not possible. But I understand the confusion.
>>428647 >>428653 Did someone mention danger, thrill and adventure? No? Well, I do have an extraordinary sense in discerning these types of cascades. What is it that you need from me? My skills, my wit, my dashing good looks or all of the above?
>>428682 >Ok, your dad stopped thinking he was 4 people(a goofball, an evil genius, a gay pornstar, and an egg salesman), but he might have forgotten he sold a platinum album and also kinda sorta has a son...that being you.
>>428670 Come on now. Aren't you a hero or something? I have no love lost for that cat, but maybe you can go down to hell and save her? Look I hate Samantha and the very idea of helping her, but the kid is innocent. Maybe I have a soft spot for kids...
>>428654 >"But Al I don't wanna bust Santa like a nutshell, I love Santa and I love free stuff!" >>428607 >"Oh, RIGHT. Robot minions to do all the work. Man, having henchmen of your own seems like a lot of fun." >>428665 >>428666 >"TWO Eggmen?!" >>428672 >>428675 >"TWO Jacks?!" >"But which one is the other one's dad? Or... are some of you robots?" >"Oh my gosh what if Jack's actually a robot BUILT by Robotnik?!" >"Jack if you were a robot you'd tell me, right?"
>>428688 >>428688 >He was convinced he was talking to Pingasman, but I got him under control. His problems been worse ever since he started falling asleep for no reason and screaming about "the trolls coffee" in his sleep.
>>428684 Danger Mouse! Over here! We need your help investigating the car wrecks at the start of the tourney, they say they are being haunted by a mummy demon! >>428687 Come now! What's the case for making this an Orpheus plot? You're the one who let her boyfriend of eight years marry someone else after being resurrected! But I suppose... I must try. For Mr. Mumbles
>>428638 Sure I'll leave but just let me say one thing first. I've never had Wilkins coffee and I never will. Its the shittiest coffee to ever exist and it will always be the worst bar none. Taking a sip of Wilkins Coffee feels like sticking a toothbrush in my vag and I hate it. Ok that's all.
>>428654 Hey its nice to meet someone who's got their own cult of devoted followers like me
>>428668 Maybe you could meet Hal Jordan. I feel you two could relate to each other's plights
>>428674 How about I reply to this post and I die in my sleep tonight instead?
>>428678 Mr. Venom Knockoff? Could I schedule an appointment?
robotnik and koopa rper here, i've been having a wonderful time so far, but i think with all the things i've got going on in my life (including a fuck ton of final projects), I'm worried I won't be able to dedicate as much time to this tourney as I'd like to. so would anybody like to take over as robotnik from here on out? i'll still be koopa, btw
>>428671 If... if that is what your highness wishes. I will do best to observe - a-and perhaps learn as a student as well! For being in your not terrifying presence is c-certainly a benefit to me! (but bereft the presence of my dear is my real punishment...)
>>428647 >>428653 >>428684 Aw man really really sorry if this is ruining anything but I don't really feel like RPing as Ian anymore. The "I kneel" thing was just a one off joke. Someone else should probably take over, sorry again guys
>>428684 Hello, Mister Mouse. Allow me to introduce myself. I am John Blacksad. We are part of a detective team currently investigating paranormal activity going on, and we need your help in investigating. >>428694 Yes. Currently, because we are in the race, there is little we can do in terms of investigating the mummy sightings.
>>428694 Your slut girlfriend admitted to slipping something in my drink that night! I wasn't in my right mind! Ask her! I owe my dad thousands because of her! She also gave Simon the memory tape that trapped me in the first place. How could you have even liked such a disaster I don't even know. But sigh... Go rescue her for the sake of that kid, I guess.
>Yes, thank you.....sometimes I think I'm two people....sometimes I think I'm a gayporn star....sometimes I think I wrote a rock opera about a man fucking a cat and faked a DNA test to prove it, and then discovered that I actually had a son the whole time....
>That last one was true.
>Oh......I have a son.
>Yes....now about these nightmares you've been having......
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>>428654 I wouldn't know too much about who owns the tournament. I'm just here to keep things from getting out of hand. I was told to leave you alone, but I assumed it was for my own safety.
>>428629 Of course I have to be a dick about everything. I'm a goddamned SUPER VILLAIN, if you were to look in my job description 'dick' may well be listed in every section. And lots of people think I'm fun. Here I'll prove it. >>428654 >>428692 >>428636 Al, 69, Schnookums, tell Shake how much fun I am. >>428644 Seriously? You want to work in the Cocoon's labs? I mean, we've got tech but we're not exactly A.I.M. here. Still, I guess I can't see the downside... and this is seriously all you want in exchange for giving us the race? Why are you just giving up, I don't get it.
>>428693 Under normal circumstances I'm always ready to make a deal, but I've lost the plot a bit on this one and I don't know WHAT the heck is going on. We've got lots of important documents to falsif-I mean file, so we're just gonna let this weirdness sort itself out, and THEN we can take your money.
>>428720 >Wilkins completed his end of the deal he made with Vriska in the qualifiers by killing Star Butterfly and is getting more of her luck power.
>Dr. Eggman bribed some weirdos to fake a DNA test and trick Dan and Mao Mao into thinking THEY were Mr. Mumbles parents, and then released a platinum rock opera about said relationship.
>Dan's lolifucking habits poked holes inthe story, and eventually it was discovered it was faked. Samantha is the mother, the father isn't Dan or Mao Mao.
>Eggman's son was Jack the whole time, from a hooker he fucked back in the good ole days.
>Samantha dies, Mr. Mumbles is an orphan.
>Eggman had a mental breakdown from weird dreams Wilkins/Vriska is causing and from the stress of finding out he had a son.
>Coconuts slapped some sense into him and he went to Dr. Akus.
>The black chick Simon used to shag is blackmailing Mao Mao with the orphan or something.
>>428708 I sure will. Hopefully that won't mean the whole tourney's going to hell again. >>428721 You might have to go at it alone for now. As Mr. Blacksad has said >>428707 the rest of us are currently in the tourney.
>>428733 Wait a goddamn second....Danger Mouse is cocky...always shooting way above his weight class....friendly with Mao Mao and Samantha.........a little too friendly.
>>428716 Hey dude you wouldn't happen to have like, maybe the one piece of crossover fan art on the internet of Robotnik and King Koopa would you? Because google is just giving me the vidya counterparts.
>>428695 >>428697 >"I don't know... that seems like something a robot would say to hide." >"Okay, listen to me very carefully Jack: This sentence is false." >>428714 >>428674 >"AH! Not my mom!" >"Okay, okay, how's this: Jack and I make a pretty good team. He's got the tech and I got the can-do attitude and guns. I've had good partnerships with tech-guys before, so this feels pretty natural. Plus I think we're some of the few teen villains and/or anti-heroes competing, so we should stick together. Also we're cute, so that's very important to consider." >>428715 >"Uhhh... well, I definitely have had a lot of fun henching for you, sir! Definitely can't say the past couple of Tourney's haven't been a ride." >>428738 >"That doesn't really sound a whole lot better, crushing Santa's pride definitely doesn't feel like something I want weighing down on my conscience on Christmas."
>>428756 .... I don’t think a minor paradox would stop a robot. What else can I do to prove it? ... Also thanks for calling me cute again. Or er, us...
>>428738 I gotta say Alastor, I feel a spoon caught in a garbage disposal right now since Shuma Gorath left me. It seems like all my suicide attempts keep failing and the KKK rejected me since I've got the ability to turn into a Lovecraftian Deity with black skin. Shit sucks.
>>428723 I gotta go to sleep now since I need to go to work tomorrow. I'll post it when I get back though.
>>428761 >Good news is, you're one person and you're 75% human(25% egg)
>Bad news is you seem to have inherited your fathers madness. Have you been having totally nonsensical no basis in reality dreams about coffee and trolls TOO?
One last thing, your racing skills do not fully represent your magic skills, so I'm still willing to give you a chance to be a coven member of mine in the future. But keep up this string of failures and you may find yourself becoming covenless. A wild witch.
And you should already know what happens to wild witches.
Now then, if you've understood all of that already, and no one here has a message for me, then I may be off to deliver The Titan the grave news.
I will return to this place tomorrow, with you, Amity, by my side.
>>428730 Oh fuck off Jerry! I'm not gonna take that kind of shit from a guy who probably hasn't partied since the Great Depression. >>428731 >>428725 I see. So you want to build a frickin' LANTERN BATTERY in my Cocoon. And what would you do with this Lantern Battery? More importantly, what can *I* do with this Lantern Battery? >>428738 ...could have done without that last part, but thanks. See, there you go milkshake, the devil himself knows I can party. >>428756 Yeah but like, me personally, I'M fun, right? Come on, all the good times I've put together for us? Remember that time you got to spring your first prison break, or start an interstellar war with Martians? That was all me, I'm a fun guy!
Pardon the delay. I was working on the final edits for the Round 1 Recap as the results came out for Round 2. I'm going to go rest the pipes for a bit, have a great night everyone!
>>428788 The lantern in earth will work as a bridge where the Sinestro Corps can travel through With them we can have a huge reinforcement against the Black Lanterns
>>428788 >"Yeah, those were good times but, those are kinda like the situation themselves being fun, you know? Not... uh... y-you know what I'm gonna quit while I'm ahead and just smile and nod, sir." >>428758 >"D'awww!" >"You two really gave it your all. You'll get 'em next time." >>428761 >"Um... darn, I don't know. I thought robots were supposed to explode when they heard stuff like that. You didn't explode, so I guess that means you're on the level." >"Aaand I'm suddenly realizing between this and the Wilkins coffee last night this is the second time I almost tried to make you explode. That really doesn't look good on me, does it?"
>>428769 *sigh* This could be worse for me I guess. >>428771 Great, another creepy man. I'm surrounded by oafs and perverts. How did I even get myself here again? Was I just the plaything of fates? A cancer here to subdue another cancer?
>>428756 Just keep your focus on crushing the postman's pride, then! Remember that this contest is in no way similar to the one-on-ones of mr and ms /co/!
>>428764 So so sad, darling! But if that big tentacle god left you over one race, then he just might not be your true love after all!
>>428788 I'll say one of my favorite instances of your fun was when you flew in just as your wife was announced as ms /co/ 2020!
But that's about it for me tonight, folks! It's getting late!
A shame that Charlie and her little friend couldn't make it to Round 2, but I guess I'll just have to go the distance with my new buddy Bill! Remember to vote for the both of us, and stay tuned! Hehehehe...
>>428798 Hard to find a Christmas comic that would be relevant. Maybe one of the more popular tourney characters? I would also like to foster more discussion than RP, though RP is pretty funny so far
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This contest is wrought with deceit and scandal. Competitors seem more interested in destroying everything in sight than any sort of competitive spirit. They amass armies to conquer their foes, or use magic to obliterate them completely. Those who should dispense justice find themselves just as tarnished as those they fight. No price is too high for a win.
Tell me, is there any good will left in this dying world?
>>428816 >one of the more popular tourney characters Yeah, that sounds fine. Honestly, a storytime during the late hours sounds like the best time to do it.
>>428820 Ouch. This is actually a funny idea for writefags. Write a a short story of a three to five sentences describing how your pair was destroyed, I mean eliminated. That would give the thread some proper flavour text and keep the RPfags on topic
>>428817 Have you met Jerry Lewis? The guy nearly sacrificed his life to save everyone from certain death and damnation, and he's risking it now to help everyone!
>>428822 Alright, lets start. The demise of Grace and Ashi's Aku-powered monster car occurred when the robots tossed a can of machine oil into its mouth, though it only run on their victims' life energy. Thankfully they were able to escape the burning wreck with their ninja skills.
>>428822 >Now you’re probably wondering why two inner city you won over the saviors of mankind. >Well, Bill and Ted had to dip due to an important essay on pop culture’s effect on today’s youth. So they let the Freemans have this round. >Right now they’re currently picking up Peabody and Sherman for a history lesson, which I assure you is most tubular. >Don’t worry though, these two have made it clear they plan to participate next year.
>>428822 >“Sorry about getting lost, Heloise. It was hard to keep focus, you kept touching me in weird places...” >”You know I couldn’t help myself, Jimmy. And besides, the whole race was getting a little dangerous. You might have gotten hurt! I can’t let anybody else lay a finger on your cute little head!” >”Uh...thanks? And it’s okay, I got to pet a dinosaur!” >”You’re so dumb. That’s why you’re so cute.”
Does anyone have that one blue and green Jamity picture a draw anon did? It seems to have disappeared from the dropbox and booru and if nobody has it I'm gonna use the bi and lesbian flags. That's a threat.
>>428822 >>428833 GET magic really was diminished and overestimated by Amity here. A noisy cricket was enough for the MiB to blow the vehicle in half and off the course. Jackie, being strapped to the front, suffered fatal results from the crash.
Sure they lost, but I'm actually surprised Jimmy and Heloise got as many votes as they did. I'm glad to know people still like them after all these years.
How does Zone animate his work? Is there anywhere to watch him draw or anywhere that shows how he practiced his craft? I really want to know how he can draw so on-model and what his inspirations were.
>>428844 On the first page of /co/ rn: >Joker bait thread >muh cartoons are propaganda >two separate threads whining about that Starfire’s daughter novel >literal pony thread and yet the tourney is banned Truly tourney participants are the most oppressed minority
Yikes have you guys done nothing but talking about gay stuff? Really unprofessional. Anyways I’m off to suck the power from The One Above All and Garfield (since he’s got a small presentage of TOAA's power)
>>428849 Purple: Do not listen to the sponge! His his meat stinks and his buns are soggy! >>428724 Red: Hey Krabby, your loyal employee is giving out your product, for free.
Decepticons! The traps have been successfully placed on the race track, along with the traps the Constructicon's also upgraded the crushing machine we used a long time ago in order for it to locate all those that fell victim to our traps, crushing vehicles along with the participants and converting it into energy
>>428363 Drat! Isn't this the guy Dusty told me about? The one who got the quads!? *Muttley nods* Yeah yeah! Well, let's see how fast that hunk of junk is compared to the Mean Machine! That thing looks as old as him and that crotchety butler combined! Eh heh ha ha ha ha!
>>428723 Here you go anon. I hope that you're satisfied by the hentai goddess that is Zone-Tan https://www.dropbox.com/sh/74rhz8nbp9ds3vs/AADwppj_gRoSBYXrmzOcERwFa?dl=0
>>428770 Hell yeah, even if that other Lovecraftian deity is a floating slice of pizza
>>428809 You know what Alastor? Maybe you're right, maybe I should find something to occupy myself that doesn't involve Shuma Gorath
>>428796 So Vilgax, I was planning on raping you to death but now I don't really feel like it anymore so just do whatever you want.
>>428777 I know I said Wilkins Coffee was the worst in an attempt to get you to kill me, but I'm kind of in the mood for a cup right now. Could you please give me one Wilkins?
>>428864 I remember you having a wholesome dad a while ago in one of your /co/ threads... What happened to that guy? He was very nice and took good care of you, in a non-sexual way.
>>428865 Yeah, I really wish he was here right now
>>428866 I've actually got it right here and I was planning on turning your blood into marshmallow fluff, but I'm too depressed to do anything right now
>>428867 Sounds fun but you remind me way too much of my lost love
>>428768 I guess the only thing I can do now is drink a cup of Wilkins coffee and hope for the best >Drinks coffee Hey this isn't bad at all, in fact I think I may have a new lease on life. I now understand what to do, I shouldn't be pining after a (sexy) tentacle monster who doesn't care about me, I should instead start the church of Wilkins Coffee!
>>428879 It played a part but how much isn't known It seems the heavy hand was the Charlestonfag spammer, but at the same time it's the first tournament since rp really happened (last half of mr /co/) so it very well could be the reason
>>428885 Still, don't know if they'll allow it back for the big ones if the entire thing is the same six roleplayers using the same 7 characters going for thousands of posts
>>428890 Hey, the fun isn't over yet. We still got a few days left until the tournament ends. So now that you're out, who are you supporting? I personally hope Mrs. The Monarch wins.
>>428892 That’s just a twisted platonic friendship but without the friendship part, nothing gay about that >>428891 No challenge is difficult for me th- wait… do I smell silver vine in the air? Gee that Dick has sure amped up his sabotaging game, now all the cat competitors would be distracted in the race
>>428814 I apologize, sir, the secret launch of our new Scamdroid phone sold out early. We'll have a nice shipment of shiny new phones for ya at launch in Round 3. You'll get the first one off the boat when it arrives from China!
>>428849 Those patties are coming out of your paycheck, SpongeBob! As soon as you're out of the competition and I start paying you again.
>>428854 Disciplinary action has been taken. Say, would you tall, tall men like to buy some phones? Let me know and I'll put them on backorder. I'll even paint them red and purple for ya! Well, my employees will, anyway.
>Duality of Frog: Pepe and Kermit >Naughty and Nice and Metal: Robot Devil and Robot Santa >Ineptive Invaders: Zim and Gir >Team Reaper: Billy and Mandy >Fake Santas: Jack Skellington and The Grinch >Forgotten Foes: Ramses and Black Widow >The Power of Two: Mickey Mouse and Oswald the Lucky Rabbit >SCAM Inc: Mr Krabs and Stanley Pines >Robotnik's Robots: Scratch and Grounder >Team Gadgets and GET-zmos: Jack Spicer and GwenPool >The Warner Brothers: Yakko and Wakko >Regular Team: Mordecai and Rigby >Bertstrips: Bert and Ernie >Monsterous Monarchs: Godzilla and Mothra >Cracking Cheese Lovers: Wallace and Gromit >For Free: Mr Morris and Scruffy >Like Father, Like Son: Hank and Bobby Hill >Assholish AS Duo: Monarch and Master Shake >A Game of Cat and Mouse: Tom and Jerry >Big Bads of Video Land: Robotnik and King Koopa >The OG King and Queen: Johnny Bravo and Jenny Wakeman >The Fuzz: Blacksad and Weekly >Miser Bros: Snow Miser and Heat Miser >The Queens of Villainy: Queen Tyrahnee and Dr. Ms. The Monarch >The Chum Bucket: Karen and Plankton >Bad Things seem to happen to people who don't Vote Wilkins: Wilkins and Wontkins >Dapper Dealers: Bill Cipher and Alastor >Sector V: Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 5 >Pumpkin Heads: Jack O Latern and Headless Horseman >Hench 4 Life: Henchmen 21 and 24 >Dastardly Duo: Dick Dastardly and Muttly >Goofy Goobers: Spongebob and Patrick
Go get that A
(I didn't vote yet so I switched one of my choices since I just chose one without looking at the other)
Vote for me and Koopa, and I’ll release ALL of my extra villainous and spicy Dan & Mao Mao slash fiction! Yes,The very same I spent many a long night writing while stealing the tune for Baby is Mew
>>428906 But these phones will make you taller! Taller than anyone else in the room! I guess you two are... pretty tall... but I've seen taller. But with the new Scamdroid, won't be no one taller!
Just look at the results this satisfied customer who chose to remain anonymous and is not paid by me at all! They speak for themselves! That's the Scamdroid Difference™!
>>428782 Twig poster here, yeah it’s actually really fucking good. As for me, sorry for being absent in the tournament so far, I kinda lost the motivation to RP for a bit. I’ll probably return as Hilda or Twig depending if there’s people that still want me around.
>>428911 Well when I left I spent that time thinking and then I finally came to the conclusion that you were the perfect bride to me and I was blind in my one eye to see your chaotic beauty
>>428858 >"CUTE! Looking good in the uniform, Pip." >>428803 >"Heh, yeah I figured. Still, that's probably one times too many, I'm gonna try and cut back on the explosion attempts."
>"We got a little over 10 hours to go, but I've been up all night wrapping presents for kids and I'm ready to start 'Operation: Kick Santa's Fat Heinie But Also Stay on the Nice List Through Good Behavior'. >"Release the Jackbots and spread the Christmas cheer!"
>>428918 >>428919 If that’s how you truly feel then I’ll forgive you my love. We can start the church of Wilkins Coffee together and rule over these people as husband and wife
>>428923 I am keeping her pure. Hentai is the most pure thing in existence.
>>428915 I already have and it’s kind of overrated. I prefer the loving embrace of tentacles.
>>428907 Hey Krabs, you’ve got the worlds smallest violin and I’ve got the worlds smallest needle and thread. Maybe we could start a band comprised solely of tiny instruments
>Suddenly hundreds of Jackbots wearing festive attire and reindeer antlers flood the skies to deliver their payload >>428927 ... Please don’t. I wanna score but I don’t want it on tape. For both of our sake.
>>428789 >>428916 ....guh, what the hell... what happened? Did I hit my head? Last thing I remember I was arguing with Shake then I turned around and saw... something horrifying I think.
Did I get drugged? Shake, I swear to God if you slipped a roofie in my drink to harvest my organs and sell them- wait, it's HOW late?! Fuck shit fuc-
MINIONS! Arise from you slumber immediately, your Monarch demands you take action! The majority of my forces remain in the running, and it is your task to see it stays that way! Go forth and vote for my wife, my henchmen, and the duo of Shake and myself as we barrel down the racetrack to victory, or fear my wrath!
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>>428942 I wouldn't if I were you, Mr. Sellington. That guy's a super villain with very ill intention! *Muttley drools at the sight of Jack* You have your own, Muttley!
>>428944 *Muttley grumbles in disappointment* Well, that's understandable, but super villains aren't known to be trust worthy fellows. I mean... with you it's a scare with your back turned, but with someone like him, it's a knife in the back or a bomb collar around your neck! I'm very concerned for the safety of the other racers. If only someone were to... scare him out of the race.
>>428335 >Reports are coming in of millions have people having suffered unfortunate accidents last night.
>Like...
>No, actual unfortunate accidents. No connection has yet been found for this string of mass bad luck. But the-
>This just in, the Washington Monument has just collapsed, killing all, but one member of the tour group, who escaped without a scratch. Not even his coffee was spilt!
>Now then, back to your regularly scheduled tournament programming, take it away Alastor
Can ya truly call yerselves The Tallest when there are taller creatures wandering the place? With SCAM Inc. phones, you'll never look up at anyone ever again! You'll always be looking down!
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>>428953 Are you sure? What if you don't get the chance? Doesn't have to be you, just a bunch of your ghoulish, frightful friends from your town could be involved. This could be the chance to make a new friend for you. >>428954 Whatever gave you that idea?
>>428952 AH! WHAT THE FUCK, GIR!? I TOLD YOU TO SHOOT >>428951 NOT ME! Everything's a blur. This is not how an almighty invader should go down. Vision, dwindling. I see a bright light, Gir. Take me to the light, Gir.
>>428956 I am afraid my friends back home are preparing for next halloween. As well as the fact I don’t want to scare him further, I’m afraid the poor man fainted after I scared him. I only wish to horrify, not harm.
>>428959 >WELL DON'T EXPECT TO COME CRAWLING BACK TO ME JUST BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS ARE BOTH DEAD! I DON'T TOLERATE PEOPLE WHO EAT THEIR OWN FATHERS IN THIS HOUSE, I ALREADY HAVE TO PUT UP WITH CHRIS'S CHILDEATING AND NOW THERE'S THIS! GET OUT.
>I would never leave you Mr. Mumbles you can come home if you want to
>>428955 As I said, this place gets gayer by the second. Might as well take a picture for bribery reasons >>428956 Well for starters you sabotaged most of the participants cars. If the cat hadn’t warned everyone of this act they might have certainly gotten into an accident on the track
>>428900 Come on, old man, let's work together to reach victory. I know you're not against a little cheating to get what you want. You reek of dishonesty, Krabs.
>>428969 And I learned my lesson when I saw how concerned everyone was. I mean, seeing them fearing for their lives sort of triggered my empathy. I'm not all bad you know! Do I really seem like that bad of a guy? And why do you care, you were in cahoots with Ramses!
Even though my skin is now burnt to a crisp, did I do good punishing the infidels, my Tallest? >>428977 DON'T TALK TO THEM THAT WAY OR I'LL DO TO YOU WHAT I DID TO CRABS!
>>428942 FUCK! Stop doing that, Christ alive, how did you even get in here?! I mean, I get it, striking terror into the hearts of your enemies is definitely one of my favorite past-times but how about a little warning? >>428943 The most ill of intentions, Dick, and you're about to see how a real villain handles the track. Though, I hear you're up against Jerry and his nanny this day. Though we might be enemies on the open road, know that I think it'll do me no small amount of joy to see that bald perverted prick get his due.
Shit, did not plan on being knocked out for that long. I miss anything important?
>>428979 >Thanks for the idea furface! I'll call it The Baby is Mew-two(with a hyphen, not the Pocket Monster it's legally fine), it'll be the story of a rat who fucks a cat, and then that baby eats his dad. Gay love, cannibal incest, it'll be a bigger hit then "The Mean Bean Machine!"
>>428971 What the.. You seem more lucid than usual, Patrick. You haven't made any deals for unlimited knowledge from one of these weirdoes, have you? Even I think that's a bad deal. I just want to sell you a phone.
>>428973 Well I don’t believe that story one bit but if it’s just to trick the competition then I don’t mind. And as for Ramses, the only reason I even worked for him was because both of us never made it in, I never even made it into the qualifiers as I was considered a "Batman". Now here in the Tag Tournament Ramses made it in while little ol me didn’t. Don’t tell anyone but I was originally planning on betraying Ramses but he seems to have disappeared. That Anubis fellow didn’t even tell me where he is so I’m just going to keep the main plan low until he finally shows up
>>428935 >"Eh, let's keep it to 'Miss Claus', Mrs sounds old." >"Nice touch on the Jackbots by the way! Hopefully this'll definitely make up for any hard feelings if we beat Klaus, who can put kids like US on the Naughty List?" >>428942 >"OH! You're the skinny Santa, aren't you! I didn't know going around scaring people was a Christmas tradition too, but you'd think Mr. The Monarch would appreciate something like that. Being a big ol' scary bad guy and all." >>428985 >"Uh, I'd be careful about yelling at him sir. I don't think you're gonna make the Nice List either way but you probably don't wanna get anything worse than coal by making Skinny Santa upset."
We continue our drive across the... nations I think, and somehow made it to the second track. Most of the other teams told us our cars were powered by votes but both me and Mick both know it's actually all done by pure skill. That and a missile launcher, yeah by the way these races are scary. Like legit near PG-13 levels of scary.
I was expecting this to be like, I don't know, a go kart race with some wackey hijinks. I was not expecting our opponents using weapons and magic. I was not expecting them to use said weapons and magic. I was not expecting our trolley to catch on fire a bit or get a few scratches from said weapons and magic.
We tried to outrace them and even tried to do dangerous to try to get rid of them but nothing was working. I tried to ask Mick to let me take the wheel. Needless to say we argued and fought for that steering wheel and that fight ended with an explosion. Literally. Mick pushed me onto the launch button and it shot a missile straight towards our opponent.
We were both stunned from the sight of it. We had no words. We just continued driving.
But hey it wasn't that bad right. I mean they had magic. Not to mention we're toons. There's no way a missile can just kill us off that easily. I'm sure they are fine.
Well I'll be sure to bring you all the next update when I can /co/. Keep on supporting me. See you all next time.
>>428996 Thanks, I had that from a past plan that didn’t end up happening due to schedule conflicts. I mean I can think of a few but we should be fine.
>>428996 Please, just call me Jack! Jack Skellington the Pumpkin King. Don’t worry though, I’ve largely forgotten any plans to take over Christmas again.
>>428997 Purple: He's slaughtering all of our soldiers. What do we do? Red: Hold on, i got an idea. >>428982 Hey Zim, can you be a good boy and attack that Shake guy.
>>428999 Thanks, but it is more of a stealth mission, not a raid. Can't afford to have positions compromised. However, if we ever get into a jam, it would be nice to have assistance. The more allies, the better.
>>428988 We've evolved, Krabs. Evolved far beyond any of these feeble creatures in this pathetic race. >>428994 Do not tell them of our secrets, friend Patrick.
>>429011 >You can learn these techniques with the help of Wilkins Coffee, product of Wilkins Coffee and 8-Ball Company. Now contains zero Wontkins hair
>>429012 Well possessed by otherworldly beings of forbidden knowledge or not, you're still an employee of the Krusty Krab, a subsidiary of SCAM Inc., and you're gonna sell phones or YOU'RE FIRED!
>>428992 ...well, you're not wrong, but still: dick move. And, yeah, I'm fine, whatever. But I think if anything you defeated my point: passing out early is not the funnest thing a villain can do. >>428858 HAHA! Pip, my boy, you're looking great! My little killer's on his way to earning his wings, papa couldn't be more proud. Just you wait Pip, keep up this can do attitude and you'll be making your way up the ranks, trusted by your Mighty Monarch with the most important of tasks to see his evil flourish throughout the Tourney! >>428996 69, is that you? Damn it, are you switching henches on me AGAIN?! Santa's got a freakin' army of elves, he doesn't need another Henchman and I'm short as it is! Also, fuck the list, and fuck the fat man himself. The Monarch doesn't need handouts from some holly jolly fatass who only works one day a year, the Monarch takes what he wants WHEN he wants. >>429007 Offending is what I do best. I'll be looking forward to the show you put up against the man, pray you don't disappoint me.
We're Mr. /co/ favorites, we're Mr. Fun We're Mr. Tag Winners, we're the track's #1 They call us the Miser Brothers, wherever we go We make the winds flow Sun or Snow
>They're Mr. /co/ favorites, they're Mr. Fun >They're Mr. Tag Winners, they're the track's #1 They call us the Miser Brothers, wherever we go We make the winds flow Sun or Snow
We never wanna see a round that's under 50% We'd rather have 70, 80, 90's a cinch!
*audience cheers*
>They're Mr. /co/ favorites, they're Mr. Fun >They're Mr. Tag Winners, they're the track's #1 They call us the Miser Brothers, wherever we go We make the winds flow Sun or Snow! >Sun or Snow!
>>428335 Gooooooooooooooooooood morning, ladies and gentlemen! This is Alastor, coming right back to the Tag Team Tourney after a lookover on the nominations of another contest quite far away from us!
We've still got some hours till the races begin once again! How's everyone doing on this fine day?
>>429028 It's been a pretty alright day so far, but I'm curious as to the whereabouts of Stinkmeaner. After we banished his soul back to hell, what exactly is he doing now. He wouldn't happen to be at the Hazbin Hotel by any chance would he? I really don't wanna have to deal with his existence in our world again.
>>429023 I'll try >Gets in my ship and takes flight Ship: Warning! Warning! Engine Malfunction! WHAT!? >Stops ship in midflight and looks There's shit in my engine. THERE'S SHIT IN MY ENGINE! >Ship moves on it's own and blasts right into the sky at full speed with Zim holding on for dear life AH! AH! WHO PUT SHIT IN MY ENGINE!? AH! >Zim and his ship get lost in the void of space
>>429028 It's supposed to be my last day with you creeps (thankfully). >>429030 Convert- wait, what do you mean, harlot? What did I just drink a dozen of?
>>429024 I do. I need you kill those motherfuckin Freeman's. Ever since them niggas tricked me I haven't been able find away back to my fucking world in a long time. I want them niggas dead as soon as possible. I know they gonna end up in hell too, especially that Riley nigga. They'll have to deal with an eternity of being stuck with me in hell. It's gon be gud nigga.
>>428257 >>428991 Pharaoh... i dont have energy anymore... STAY AWAY FROM THE UNDEAD ONES... I... MY... The Skelebros they... >Transmision lost >Eh... it's probably nothing
>>429002 >"A past plan? Aww, Jack you didn't do villainous scheming on CHRISTMAS, did you?" >"As to what I want for Christmas... well, a new ongoing sure would be nice..." >>429005 >"It IS a pretty snazzy suit, isn't it?" >"Also, hey another Jack! There's a lot of those going around in the Tourney, huh?" >>429021 >*GASP* >"Mr. The Monarch, you can't tell Santa to go eff himself! That's like, five years on the Naughty List right there!"
>The God Emperor of mankind used what little power he had left in his soul bring me back to life with a warning straight from him.
>Wilkins isn't just a toad anymore, he's working with-
Sadly, the pressure tank in his chair seat burst, sending shrapnel into his ass at supersonic speed and killing him before he could finish whatever pointless blabber he had.
>>429052 I'm Zone-Tan and after tasting Wilkins Coffee for the first time, I've become a devoted follower of yours. I've already started building churches dedicated to spreading the word of Wilkins Coffee and the Wilkins Coffee bible is one of the top best selling books this month.
>>429037 You drank, not just coffee, but the gospel of truth
Okay, I got in my final votes. It got pretty hard to choose in some places. Rate
>Duality of Frog: Pepe and Kermit >Naughty and Nice and Metal: Robot Devil and Robot Santa >Ineptive Invaders: Zim and Gir >Team Reaper: Billy and Mandy >Fake Santas: Jack Skellington and The Grinch >Forgotten Foes: Ramses and Black Widow >The Power of Two: Mickey Mouse and Oswald the Lucky Rabbit >SCAM Inc: Mr Krabs and Stanley Pines >Robotnik's Robots: Scratch and Grounder >North Pole Express: Klaus and Jesper >The Warner Brothers: Yakko and Wakko >Regular Team: Mordecai and Rigby >Bertstrips: Bert and Ernie >Monsterous Monarchs: Godzilla and Mothra >Cracking Cheese Lovers: Wallace and Gromit >For Free: Mr Morris and Scruffy >Like Father, Like Son: Hank and Bobby Hill >Assholish AS Duo: Monarch and Master Shake >A Game of Cat and Mouse: Tom and Jerry >Big Bads of Video Land: Robotnik and King Koopa >The OG King and Queen: Johnny Bravo and Jenny Wakeman >Addams Family: Mortica and Gomez Addams >Miser Bros: Snow Miser and Heat Miser >The Queens of Villainy: Queen Tyrahnee and Dr. Ms. The Monarch >The Chum Bucket: Karen and Plankton >Bad Things seem to happen to people who don't Vote Wilkins: Wilkins and Wontkins >Dapper Dealers: Bill Cipher and Alastor >Sector V: Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 5 >Pumpkin Heads: Jack O Latern and Headless Horseman >Hench 4 Life: Henchmen 21 and 24 >Dastardly Duo: Dick Dastardly and Muttly >The Almighty Tallest: Tallest Purple and Tallest Red
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>>429063 >Well, I'm not sure if the Boss is gonna be happy with this.
>Hmm, can you help me take care of this girl named Aradia? I might be able to work out a small FAVOR for you if you do. She's never drank an ounce of Wilkins in her life.
>>429053 No, no, I'm here on the Emperor's request. Sadly, my beloved dear is gone for now. You were all too good for her anyways. >>429063 Oh it's... some cult. I was worried they trying to turn me straight. ...that Wilkin's - he's alright though, heh - oh no...
>>429083 Research the implications of those actions before you go back to the past. Your relationship with the Gwen girl is...pleasing to watch. You wouldn't want to jeopardize that, would you?
>>429078 >>429079 Back off, creeps! I knew this place was a pervert's pit. Men really are the worst. (Wilkin's is pretty cool though.) >>429080 Strange things indeed, after drinking your witched coffee. I don't know what this is about, whore, but when I'm done with the Emperor's order's no kind of alchemy can resists Hexside's best purifications.
>>429054 >"Phew... okay, thought so, but just thought I'd make sure. Anyways, you really think China has that much pull...?" >"You know what, don't stress too much on that one. I think we'd need the big guy himself to pull off a miracle like that." >"What about you? What's on your Christmas list?"
>>429050 69, I casually watch as my own Henchmen get eaten by a dinosaur or torn apart by robots. I think I lost any hope of being on the Nice List a long ass time ago. In fact, someone jot down a memo: do something to ruin the holidays. There, that'll be our Christmas party. >>429066 Yeah, sorry for passing out on you like that. Speaking of 'fear' seems I just got a taste of it. You know, if you're really genuine about dropping out, what the hell? Can't see the downside to having Yellow Lanterns protecting my Cocoon. I assume some of my Henchmen can get in on this? We already look swanky in yellow, as you can clearly tell. >>429070 I got a bad feeling about everyone coming to me with a deal that seems to be too good to be true, Chef. We'll keep an eye on him and this science lab project of his, but think of the pay-off: the all mighty MONARCH CORPS! Holy shit, that sounds cool to say outloud, doesn't it?
Despite the distracting incident with Eggman and Danger Mouse Badgerclops and I have completed our renovation work on the Aerocycle and can continue the course without the fear that we might be carrying a clown bomb! But, wait, is that who I think it is on the track with us?
I wanted to draw Jimmy hugging Fang yesterday, you know, when he was IN the race, but I got one of those splitting headaches. Don't... fall asleep with your computer on kids. Jesus. Also I think I put her big tooth on the wrong side? I apologise. I haven't watched Primal.
>>429119 I'm still pissed they didn't make it to Round 2. Great art as always though and we always got Ms /co/ to give Heloise another shot. She's now a part of /co/ history so we have slightly higher odds hopefully.
>>429112 Yes, and? Are the attempted rapist any better? We are the fairer and smarter sex after all. >>429125 Of man kind maybe. I'll never bow before... well maybe for Wilkins.
>>429074 John, looks like I got a little distracted by Eggman's shenanigans, and did not notice that my opponent for this round is my former slave owner. It's very likely that Badgerclops and I are not going to make it. Just in case the upcoming race results in fatality, it was nice working with you.
>>429125 Yes, he’s a black kid and I got him just to get positive publicity after someone impersonating me did some horrible things in my image. As for the second question I’ve always been awesome
>>429137 You are a great member of our team. Keep fighting no matter what. Don't let them get to you. If you lose, try to reach safety and meet up with Moon Knight. However, if this happens to be the last day we are together, you shall not die in vain we will avenge the both of you.
>>429113 Excuse me, Mr Monarch sir, shouldn't we also be concerned about Mr Grievous? I checked the data and he has a large following in all these competitions. It also doesn't help that well, you always luck out in Round 2. Mr Shake lucked out and made it past a Round 1 but I don't know what will happen with you especially when you have to go up against a heavy hitter.
>>429144 I dont have time for this, General... I must prepare for the upcoming invasion of The Black Lanterns Corps... If you want to survive i advice you to do the same, leave this race, join us, i'm pretty sure Sinestro will be eager to add you to the yellow corporation.
>>429155 You truly believe those emotion-powered imitation Jedi stand a chance against anyone here when a single-celled organism and his primitive AI defeated them last round? I will not be dissuaded from my goal. Too long have I participated in these tournaments and been struck down. NO MORE!
>>429111 >"Yeah I see your point but still, it's not like you own China or anything. Or is this like a thing you'd do AFTER you take over the world?" >"And wow yeah, it REALLY did, but still: d'aww. Lemme see if I can get you 1st place for Christmas, that's pretty good too." >>429113 >"Oh come on sir, those never work out! Haven't you seen like every Christmas special ever made? It'll either end up thwarted or you'll wind up learning some really spiritual lesson that changes you forever as a person, either way I don't think it's something you'd want." >>429119 >"IT'S ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE I LOVE IT!" >"Fang hugs are the best hugs."
>>429168 You couldn’t even count the number of Gungans I’ve sliced open. The same applies to flimsy pieces of plastic, like a cup. >>429169 I cannot say for certain that I will succeed, I have learned that much. But I will NOT throw away my chances on a foolish WHIM!
Didn't this tournament had a special rule that admited /v/ characters as long as they had enough /co/ material? I don't see it in the pastebin but I'm sure that I saw it at the in the first /co/ thread before the jannuke.
>>429188 I still have my personal ship, we can take it. And if you crash this one, I will see to it that my next ship is adorned with your severed head.
>>429187 Nothing much since I don't see myself losing, but Billy and I could be edged out due to Jack's popularity. Even if they win, they won't get into the elite 8.
>>429131 Well, you might have picked the wrong line of work then Chef. Death is practically on our payroll how often my Henchmen see him among our villainous escapades. Just keep a cool head and things will probably work out. For me, at bare minimum. >>429170 ...shit, for once you may have a point. Damn it all, and I just thought of this great scheme crafting thousands of mechanical butterflies to swarm the globe delivering ticking silk-wrapped timebombs to every house on Santa's route. But now I can already hear the rattling chains of some old by gone acquaintance trying to remind me of pleasant Christmas memories and, blegh. Pass. Alright, the standard office party is back on then. But everyone still has to bring their own egg-nog. >>429126 >>429144 HAH! No take backs, Grevious, your partner's boning you over without even the courtesy of a reach around! Sucks for you, but then you never had a prayer against the sting of the Mighty Monarch anyhow! >>429151 I'm well aware of Grevious' popularity and my own previous short-comings, Pip, but steel your nerves and stay the course. This is a new Tourney, and the Seeds do not deceive! We'll over come the cyborg, and then onwards to dominate the rest of the track! >>429184 Wait, wait, wait, this is news to me: GUNGANS beat Grevious?! That's freaking hilarious, Shake when did this happen?
>>429184 LIES! Nothing but LIES and SLANDER! >>429197 Although I don’t prefer it, I CAN use diplomacy, and I made effective use of it to...persuade Vilgax to rejoin the race. We will soon overtake you in my luxury craft, don’t kid yourself as to your own chances.
>>429178 Yes, it even was used in the nominating process. I'm not sure if it was ever written in the pastebin, but it used to be the case for Mr./Ms. /co/.
>>429196 It CAN swim, just not very well. On the plus side, it doesn't need to breath tho. However, we'll have to hold of on using those electric tendrils since we don't wanna end of shocking ourselves.
You can't argue Daffy/Bugs are boring for not participating in these tournaments because I've tried to start roleplay with them before and no one ever replies
>>429197 I was talking about that horror film part. The black guy always dies first and i don't wanna die in a tournament on an image board made for Japanese cartoons.
I now have a new drawfag request, that’s definitely too ambitious to be done but I want it anyway: All the residents of the Cocoon animated dancing like in that famous Christmas Peanuts scene to that music
>>429221 OC in general is a factor when it's so close. Sam and Max greentext doesn't get enough credit for helping them win.
Unfortunately, compared to last year, posting feels a little more exclusive to the rp group. I guess it was fine for Mr. /co/ since it kept the posts bumped, but this format doesn't lend itself to well on this site.
>>429233 Sad thing is, I'm not even against RP, but I would not be surprised if the volume of it alone has deterred other anons from posting, the good and the bad.
>Howard: The Freeman brothers show Bill and Ted a bogus time! >Kreese: Though their time machine blowing up was pretty cool. >Howard & Kreese: Excellent! *Air guitar*
>Kreese: Karen and Plankton makes the ceaseless wheel's hearse into a two wheeler! >Howard: Can't kill something without a soul and something that won't die. >Kreese: Which one of them are you talking about? >Howard: Take your pick.
>>429240 Ms. /co/ 2020 was it at its best. I get losing interests when your picks get voted out, but at some point in Mr. /co/, it wasn't even close to talking about the competition anymore.
>>429247 It wasn’t, it was almost certainly because of the literal child porn and spamming and then the jannies decided to double down It would be hilarious in a bad way if next year Fusefag comes back and does it again and ms /co/ gets taken down too >>429249 I kek’d
>>429251 well a lot of the teams are based on RP, and it's only round 1. and cracks are already starting to show. Belos and Amity are still trying to do something despite getting eliminated, and I can' even begin to fathom what Zone-tan is still doing here but it's pissing me off.
>>429255 We're amateur writers from a board of critics, and no one's really keeping track of whatever mess of a narrative is going on now. We probably made one of the worst RP stories ever. Which RPers are in character?
>>429262 It’s on purpose, this is very much a shitposting RP (literally, see fucking Megamind) There are moments of genuinely trying to tell a story, but it’s few and far between
>>429199 What? Horseshit, it was a done deal! All power to the Cocoon's engines, we shall not be over-taken in this race! Mark my words, cyborg, you will soon taste the radioactive exhaust of the Monarch's unstoppable flying lair! >>429213 >>429199 HAH! Fucking GUNGANS! Didn't you used to be able solo like, six Jedi Masters at once? God, I haven't seen jobbing like this since Palpatine. >>429215 Chef it's the current year, no one's going to let the black guy die first in a horror shtick anymore. Unless it's for ironic purposes which, I guess I could actually seeing really likely. Just stick close to someone, when people die in horror films it's usually cause the freaking idiots go off on their own.
>>429253 The only thing I'll give Mr. /co/ RP was that it kept the thread alive and bumped, but I do feel bad for the anons that voted. had their picks advance, and did want to participate but decided not to because of how the threads were going.
>>429213 We-hell then! I ought to test that theory sometime!
>>429218 >>429219 Just avoid touching it or get something waterproof! Simple!
>>429257 >>429197 You two! Jack and Monarch! How do you feel about our round 3 course being the ocean, right after our next race being in the train's barren wastelands?
>>429268 Thing is, we have no idea how many anons that actually applied to, or what they would have been doing if they had been participating. The thing I remember most from ms /co/ was the salt and spite posting, not exactly quality discussion
>>429258 Yeah, I'm appreciative for the Mao Mao baby arc putting a stop to Danger Mouse. Nothing against the guy and it is perfectly in character for him to not accept loss but that shtick would've got annoying fast
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>Kreese: The big bads of video land send the coyote and the road runner on a wild goose chase! >Howard: And they did it using ACME brand products. How poetic!
>>429265 >There are moments of genuinely trying to tell a story, but it’s few and far between I think most of that is with the detectives and the villains they encountered. Everything else is shit posting/WTF subplots.
>>429263 Amity, Megamind, Jackie, Jon, Megamind, Black Widow, Duncan, Ashi, Megamind, Spider-Man, Lake, Megamind and fucking Megamind. All for the better or the worse.
>>429274 Ah fuck I forgot this site changes cr.i.nge to bueno. I wasn't saying it was good but it wasn't literal fucking child porn you disingenuous blue haired cunt
>>429279 Duncan and Lake haven’t even shown up in this tournament. I’ll give you the rest, though, which means if they aren’t dead or gone yet we need to take care of them next
>Howard: Bugs and Daffy pop the plans of Tits n Ass! >Kreese: Is that a joke about them having implants? >Howard: Even if they did I'd still fap to them!
>>429272 Fair enough, though I did recall Mr. /co/ 2019 being fairly laid back, even when activity started to die later on. Who knows, it might've gotten boring. That being said, for a competition like this, I'd rather have as much people be able to see and participate than not.
>Howard: The goofy goobers turn the caballeros (minus one) into Christmas dinner! >Kreese: Aaah, cooked parrot and roosters. Just like momma use to make!
>>429285 What the fuck are you talking about? "Literal child porn" strongly suggests he was straight up breaking the law. I'm not splitting hairs here when CP posting is a shitty thing that actually happens on 4chan from time to time and you said it was LITERALLY child porn
>Unfortunately Zone, since you've already lost the tournament you can't stay here anymore. ..........for now.
>My friend is very pleased with you. They'll be a portal waiting back home right next to ZTV studios.
>Trust me, you'll feel like a new gal once you meet her. I hear she's got big expectations....especially since her last galpal was a total simp. You seem more her style.
>Kreese: The Almighty tallest send Zone-tan and Shuma-Gorath back to the real of internet hentai! >Howard: Tough break for Zone-tan. First a foxy Hungarian takes her out and now two green lanklits!
>Howard: Gwen and Jack send Jesseica and Kelsey crying back home! >Kreese: They even broke the little go kart they made for the race. Now that's the kind of cruelty we like to see at the games!
>>429270 >>429295 You know what, I ought to test out that theory too. I'll drink all that guy's organs right thru that straw. I haven't had a drink like that in a while
>>429197 >"Actually, maybe you should go through with that plan after all sir. Your heart COULD stand to go up a few sizes, hehe." >"Also I'm requesting karaoke in advance." >>429243 >>429257 >"Yeah, seriously. I know we're in a race, but why's everyone in such a rush? Like a boy and a girl can't even get in a car together without having to do it all the time. Can you even imagine what the ride would smell like? Ew!" >>429270 >"Oooh, water level! Sounds fun!"
>>429304 Whether that's true or not at this point I'm just gonna leave it here because I'm making myself sound like some kind of /tv/ neckbeard cunny connoisseur when I just don't like people insisting horrific real life abuse and non-living sketches of cartoon characters are on the same level of severity. Anyone without context on this situation would naturally assume you meant the real deal.
>>429311 These are fine leather seats too! I don’t wanna ruin them! That stuff is nice and all even If I’m just going by word of mouth but replacing seats in this is a pain.
>>429196 To be quite honest, I'd be surprised if I win this round, once again people are actively voicing their opinion on voting for Dastardly... I'm not confident in that one.
One thing is for sure, I think I will have to leave for other missions if I am out of this race. I will trust the HONK-Bomb matter to the remaining contestants.
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>Kreese: The dastardly duo send the spider buggy off the web! >Howard: Leave to Spiderman to overthink racing by using a car instead swinging on his web. >Kreese: Deadpool sure had fun.
>Howard: The queens finest send Jimmy and Heloise back to Miseryville! >Kreese: Didn't Jerry die? Doesn't break the story by him being back? >Howard: They're cartoons, they don't stay dead for long.
>Kreese: Spear takes a stab at raven and Fang eats Starfire! >Howard: Eat me once shame on you, eat me twice shame on me. >Kreese: What happens if she gets eaten by Fang again? >Howard: We start to think that Starfire has a dino vore fetish.
>>429316 >"Hey, I've been working really hard to stay OFF the Naughty List!" >>429322 >"They are? Uh oh..." >"Um... now may be a bad time to ask but, does ketchup stain leather?" >>429325 >"It's in the team name!"
>>429317 Sweet, sublime. A taste that reminds you of those long summer days of your youth. Relaxing at the beach with your legs spread and the sun baking your balls to a nice crisp. Nostalgic.
Hey, John. What are we going to do if we need to cross the ocean? Hahaha. You don't think I thought of that? I had a few upgrades done to the car. You'll see.
>Howard: Hogarth and the Iron Giant shoot down Megas and Optimus Prime! >Kreese: It was evenly matched because megas wasn't being piloted and Hogarth is just a meatbag with no powers!
>>429332 I mean, technically I was already dead before the race... I think... Disney kind of erased most of my past. I don't even know WHY I live on my own in pseudo hell. What's canon in my life.
>>429353 >endless wastes outside the infinity train I sure hope they don't disturb... Oh who am I kidding? These racers won't disturb the sleeping ghoms. They're professionals.
>>429278 The detectives and Egypt is the only serious plot. The rest is just random. >>429279 Ashi and Amity were turned evil for the humor. But overall I did not find them that bad. Megamind is literal spam
>Kreese: Wander and Sylvia give Lilo and Stich the meaning of family! >Howard: What a touching message to trick to children with so that they could win a race!
>>429360 “Didn’t we defeat you last round?” “We did, K, and that means she’s snooping around where she isn’t supposed to be. Miss Blight, if you’ll look right here for a moment..?” *FLASH*
>Howard: Wallace and Gromit step on the peddle to the metal in their cheese mobile and run over bugs and babs! >Kreese: We're having rabbit stew tonight boys!
>Howard: Moxxie and Millie spare Johnny and Plank! They just couldn't bring themselves to kill a child. >Kreese: Pussies. >Howard: My thoughts exactly.
>>429357 Looks like we're approaching a dangerous area Badgerclops. Samantha told me about those things. Oil down the Aerocycle. With Ramses and the assassin out to eliminate us we're going to need the engine running
>Howard: With Jessica's looks and Roger's skill, they manage to beat the cosmic jobbers! >Kreese: They really should have just stuck to heckling instead of racing.
>>429367 $5.99? You’re supposedly a powerful demon yet you have to pay $5.99, I’ve seen even The Spectre pay for less and he jobs to literally everyone with a pulsing heart
>Howard: Jack and Simon send the Camelot Crusaders on another quest! >Kreese: All these crack ships are gonna make me overdose! >Howard: And so will the crack you have been doing as well!
>Howard: Billy and Mandy send Wirt and Beatrice back to the unknown! >Kreese: The way that Billy ate the their watermelon car was truly horrifying. >Howard: His mouth unhinged like a python!
>Howard: Hank and Bobby ask Rorschach and the question a question! >Kreese: What was the question? >Howard: They asked if they wanted to buy some propane accessories.
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>Kreese: The A-hole duo call do some ghost busting and win their spot in the race! >Howard: I'd like to bust in those ghosts! >Kreese: Howard my hand is over the FBI button.
>Howard: The Grumpy Warlords show Him and Red guy who the real devils are! >Kreese: You sure that wasn't just some gay guys painted red that they were wailing?
>Howard: Calvin and Hobbes challenge Paw and Order to a game of Calvin ball instead of racing and they win! >Kreese: All tournaments just end up becoming Calvin ball at some point.
>>429311 Oh cry me a river, Henchman 69. You don't know how much I would rather be in a car reeking of sex and glory alongside my Queen right now than the guy I'm riding with, count your freakin' blessings.
>>429326 Part of me hopes you make it, Jerry. It wouldn't nearly be as satisfying if I weren't the one taking you down personally.
>>429270 Makes no difference to me, Al! The Cocoon knows no limits in land sea or air, and this baby gets 100,000 miles to whatever miracle fuel my wife puts in this to make it run!
>>429367 >>429317 Hey, Bill, gonna need you to do me a solid here and NOT eat my partner, pretty sure that leads to my being disqualified.
Also, VOTE YOU FOOLS! All remaining Henchmen who've sat on their asses until now, quit jacking off and see all members of my evil empire make it to the next round!
>Kreese: Black hat kills off Marvels god and Moses! >Howard: Will that have long term consequences? >Kreese: Probably but it was awesome to watch so who cares.
>>429374 It's apart of the aesthetic Batkek. I could just take it for free, better yet, I could just snap my fingers and make my own. However, that wouldn't be very fun or funny.
>>429399 It would be likely we would face each other next if I'm not wrong. Well if I pass this round. You could have the best revenge that could have ever existed. Perhaps even 70% in your favor if not more.
>>429365 Eh? Where... what is this? There's murder and perversion in the air. Race-cars? Tentacles? 10 boxes of coffee? THE EMPEROR!? A-and why do I have a seashell necklace and a necromancy booklet? >>429384 Y-your highness, do i have a reason being here? I feel like my minds been... cleaned. Has someone been burning my memories?
>>429413 You see that’s the type of act that’d get you to lose to two kids and two elders, you need to have the toying be apart of the larger plan not just be the entire plan
>>429421 >Hmmph, it would be a shame for those blackcoats if the neurons in your brain simotanously and randomly reoriented themselves in such a way to perfectly undo the mindwipe. Nearly impossible though
>Of course, the odds are always in favor for those who drink Wilkins.
>>429392 Outta my way, pipsqueak! >>429412 H-heh, you REALLY thought I’d fall for such a dumb trick? I already know FULL well about how the train can screw with memories and reality, I KNOW you’re just Ghoms sent to torture me! It doesn’t matter! I’LL KILL YOU TOO!
>>429437 YOU! Oh, I remember YOU! You won’t stop me today—I’VE GOT A SEMIAUTOMATIC AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT! *shoots One-One, then opens fire on the passing racers*
>>429435 >Perhaps I was. I am a very powerful toad. (especially with my most recent addition) >But the one true love in the world is Wilkins Coffee. It wakes you up, it keeps you alert, it keeps your luck from going sour.
>Also those two black coats are trying to brain rape you
>>429440 >Amelia blocks the semi-automatic with a force field Nice try Simon, but we dealt with passengers who have had guns before. End this now before we end you.
>>429443 Yes - haha! - yes, thank you Wilkins, your coffee has saved me from the desecration of men. Truly I see now - Wilkins coffee is more powerful than any GET magic or human technology could ever be!
>>429399 >>429416 >>429419 Actually, the rules are that you get to kill partners AFTER they've lost the tourney! Honestly, ha, it's like you folks are forgetting ONE detail!
Man, this is getting exhausting, I'm so tired, keep thinking about my father and how embarrassed he's going to be if I lose. Wait a minute... Badgerclops, do you smell anything unusual in the air? As a badger you have a more sensitive nose than me, and there's something unusual going on. This must be the third person that's gone mad this time, and its not even the finals yet.
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>>429414 Jerry, this you? Turn your camera, man! What, giving up already? Come on, Frenchie, break the stereotypes! You're actually getting me all excited here at the chance of humiliating you by my own hands. >>429413 >>429411 >Fine, I'll wait until you lose to eat the shake and his pals There, see, now that's fair. Deal. >>429416 OH. Eeeh.... yeah, still a good deal, don't want a decaying mutant milkshake stinking up the cockpit. >>429425 Some worldly advice pip: a homeless guy mugging and killing some schmuck he met in a dark alley looking to score a few bucks is murder. You put on a costume, make it personal, and do it with as much flair and style as possible, it's arching.
>>429443 >But the one true love in the world is Wilkins Coffee. It wakes you up, it keeps you alert, it keeps your luck from going sour. Wow, that was actually kind of beautiful. >Also those two black coats are trying to brain rape you Well that escalated quickly.
>>429457 Fumes, what kind of fumes? Like... from an explosive device? Dear lord! Jerry's clown bomb! We have to warn the other contestants! Hello, fellow detectives, fellow contestants, even you my rival Dan! Radio in please if you are experiencing any unusual symptoms. We think the clown bomb's about to go, and its already releasing a chemical that can drive people nuts.
>>429451 >>429454 GAH! T-these wounds...I will c-carry on as long as I have to to PUT YOU DOWN! >>429456 WE BEAT YOU FAIR AND SQUARE, I TOOK YOUR BLADES! >>429457 >>429452 I’VE BEEN TAKING DEEP, GULPING BREATHS FOR HOURS AND I’M PERFECTLY SANE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?
>>429462 >>429460 >>429465 >>429466 >>429467 >>429450 >>429444 >>429436 Participants, onlookers! Cover your mouths! The bomb's going to blow, I repeat, the clown bomb's going to blow! Ah, the damn chemicals are already driving me wild. Is it just me, or is it getting brighter in here?
>>429466 There's much violence going on right now indeed, your highness. But as I should know, there's a winner and loser in everything. I shall take note the gravity of Simon's defeat. By the way, may I interest you in some Wilkins coffee, your highness?
>Howard: Scratch and Grounder turn the Blue and the Gold Busted and blue! >Kreese: This ass beating of booster gold was sponsored by booster gold. Booster gold, good for women, bad for her boyfriend!
>>429478 Wow, Badgerclops! Everything is so pretty now! Maybe we should allow this clown bomb to go off! I think I see my sisters and dad! And Samantha! Can you check in the back of the Aerocycle for me? It's making such a funny noise. Poof Poof. Hehee.
>Kreese: Damn that was brutal! >Howard: What the way that The forgotten foes melted down lake and then poured the liquid metal on Jesse? >Kreese: No I was talking about these hot wings I'm eating. Damn they are spicy!
>>429345 >"Sorry... speed-bumps and French-fries didn't make as good a combination as I thought it would." >"Glad I changed into red for this round." >>>429399 >>"Blegh! Please sir, none of your Henchmen need to hear about what you and Mrs. The Monarch would do on the road." >>429419 >"What about if the people you're murdering aren't very nice? Asking for a friend."
>>429509 Dan! I want to fight Dan! Hehe, maybe Dan's the secret to defusing the clown bomb? Because if it went off and we all turned into psycho clowns it would be very funny. Vroom, vroom, hehee
>>429492 Don't quote me, but Klaus and Jesper might pull through with a 51% over Jack and GwenPool. It's already crazy Timon and Pumbaa beat Chef and Chef.
Hello. It's Brackets. I'm sorry to say I've failed you all and I wasn't able to finish the bracket image. I'm just so tired, and hungry. But I did finish the tags, and good news, I tweaked Stats' bracket so this competition has its own one. Gave it a snazzy font and added Sam & Max to the judges. So if someone wants to be the greatest hero who has ever lived and put it all together, here: >https://www.dropbox.com/s/sf1f8388msel0f7/tag%20team.rar?dl=0 >https://www.dropbox.com/s/krx3brv5m8iiiib/blank%20seeding%20tag%20team.png?dl=0 It should be really easy to put the tags on, just match the numbers on the bracket to the ones here: >https://pastebin.com/Dy8QLDDv Also if you wanna add vote percentage: >https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSedP3kPCgBR-o-CR8uN_vVm_OiDwfZsOvMxx5LWaK8wjE2Mlw/viewanalytics Again, sorry, I'm just so fucking tired. For some reason this was more taxing than the Mr. /co/ ones.
>>429486 Mao Mao you better not die on me. I got something hilarious to tell you about Samantha. She's still alive, but not in the way she would have hoped for. She kinda made a deal with me so she wouldn't die. I bet you know what that means.
What arrrrrre we all so upset about? The race? The tournament? That AMAZING album I put out? Why are we all so SERIOUS!? It’s all a big, fat, JOKE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>429535 >Again, sorry, I'm just so fucking tired. For some reason this was more taxing than the Mr. /co/ ones. because there's literally double the amount and the crossover background are harder to find
Urgh! I can't just succumb to this! I have to fight on! Cover your face with a scarf Badgerclops! >>429506 Blacksad, Weekly, keep going, you need to put distance between your car and the other contestants! Not all of them checked their engines because of Dick... Anyone of them could have the bomb. >>429543 It's not Dr. Robotnik, its serious. >>429541 W-what was that about Samantha?
>Dan, it's some sort of hypothetical rip in space-time.
>IN ENGLISH ELISE!
>WE'LL EITHER COME OUT FINE OR WE WON'T! BUT THERE'S NO WAY TO TELL!
>Oh this is just GREAT! Right when I've survived a recreation of Ypres and gotten that SLANDER off the airtime, I'm about to get vaporized. Well I don't know about you, but I'm gonna take my chances with luck
>>429556 >Look, Dan...I don't know what's on the other side of that portal, and we won't know until we cross it and see if we come out, but I gotta say, we had a pretty good run!
>Example Chris, potential schrodingers death is lurking just over the event horizon.
>We had a damn good run, especially considering we were trapped on the pony channel. And when you told me you wanted to join the Mr. /co/ tournament and get the IRA to fund you, we were there.
>Yeah I guess that was fun....remind me to put that Black and Tans cover on a record...you know, assuming we make it across.
>And when the Joker raped you, you didn't quit, and when Eggman made you fuck your cat, you didn't flinch.
>ENOUGH WITH THE SAPPY TALK CHRIS!
>I'm SORRY! I..........well....here we go..........
>>429555 Ha!!! I got a new physical body to play with. A bet this must feel like a big CATastrophe to you. She's still in her body but I get full control.
>>429527 >"Hey, don't turn all Mr. Negative on me now Jack. We're going all the way, right?" >"But... IF we lose somewhere down the line, I'm not sure. I don't know if the rules of the race say I'm allowed help out Mr. or Mrs. The Monarch as a Henchman if they're still competing since I entered myself and all." >"If we make it out alive, I guess we can go grab a pizza while we watch this whole thing play out? Maybe snag a few more GETs along the way?" >>429543 >"EEP! The Honk-bomb! Was it in Robotnik's car the whole time?!"
>>429580 Just shitposting >/co/'s tournaments got barred and are shit >something about RP ruining Mr. /co/ >/co/ had high amount of contestants That and SammyWammy apparently tried to start it and messed up, so someone else had to step in again.
copy and pasted this >That would explain why their tournaments are so shitty.
>fusefag autist >jannies forever butthurt >RPfags can't shut up >Peruvian conspirancy >Captain America conspirancy >the whole ms./co/ 2019 Shitty doesn't compare to that