/co/ - Comics & Cartoons

>Oswald might make an elite 8
HOLY FUCK

SUCK IT, PLANKTON!

Look at that we won!

They shared a bond so precious

...
CUUUUUUUUURRRRSE YOU KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABS!

>>430707

Ah fuck this I ain’t letting Gwen get hurt!

SHARKBOTS ATTACK!

>Dozens of Shark robots come to attack the monkey robot

>The breech attempt, was a bloodbath.

>Dan and Chris didn't know Alastor had been spying on them for over a day. The entrance was a mere trap.

>They never even had a chance to use the holy water.

>They'll never be seen on earth again, banished to the darkest side of hell.

That I hated the strikes that fell them

OC ANCHOR

People who promote Wilkins Coffee tend to win.

>>430741
>>430754
Ha!! Looks like little Danny boy failed to save his little Mr. Mumbles after all. The idiot probably just got himself stuck in hell for eternity. All that's left is to just take care of Mao Mao and Jerry.

>Monarch still in the race

Well Done Monarch! Congrats!

>>430752
>>430707
>"Keep him busy, I'll go grab Pip!"
>*provides covering fire as she makes for the bag*

>>430725
Well they did alright. Frogs were a worthy opponent.
>Jenny returns to the judges table

Yet again congratulations Oswald, who would’ve thought just by teaming up with your little brother you’d succeed this far. If I was your father I’d be super proud of you but I’m not your father I’m just a guy that uses belts the wrong way

>>430754
Dan! W-where, where did he go? He was supposed to be my rival! He was supposed to save Samantha! Everything was for nothing!

>>430758
Oh lawd, he dancin
my plan is to work this into a short animation of him and Gwen dancing, we’ll see how it goes

>>430725
>https://forms.gle/TvtT9DhynpNtH11x9

We did it Billy Boy! We passed those two suckers and won another round!


Now.....how about we check on on the others before preparing for another go?

>>430772
>Shoots

>>430768
Fuck you Dan!
Was I just almost sacrificed to hell? Fuck!

>Howard: And we are back are going into round 4! Unfortunately we were not able to see all the matches for round two but we were able to see the ones for round three!
>Kreese: That tends to happen when you have to attend two tournaments at the same time.
>Howard: Let's go to the replay!

>>430783
>>430752
>Once the Sharkbots rush in he can only hit rough metalic sharkhide

GO MY BABIES!
GO AND RIP AND TEAR

>>430691
Ugh... Pip? Pip, is that you?

>>430768
You will not get away with this! One way or another Bill, you will pay for robbing me of my lover and my rival!

>>430622
The Church of Wilkins Coffee has been flourishing and my beloved Shuma Gorath has been the best possible Lovecraftian Deity a girl could ask for. I hope I can
marry him soon.

>>430681
Well I guess it'll be up to me to become the new Krampus. Only instead of punishing bad kids, I instead take away their ability to masturbate by wiping their memory of it. They'll feel something's missing but not know what it is. That'll really show them.

>>430693
Maybe he's raising his pinky to be polite while drinking Wilkins coffee

>>430717
I always figured I'd end up here one day. Anyone wanna roast marshmallows?

Well at least we got away from that crazy monkey. He's your problem now guys. See ya, wouldn't want to be ya and have a Merry Christmas.

>>430783
>>430795
>"Crap oh crap oh crap oh crap why does the Monarch only load the guns he gives us with darts that have zero effect on metal thingies?!"
>>430796
>"Mr. Krampus, we got to get you and Pip someplace safe!"

>Howard: Hilda and Twig change the weather just to beat the Miser bros!
>Kreese: She really is the storm that is approaching!

>Kreese: Miguel and Tulio put an end to the queens of villainy!
>Howard: What are two queens to two gods?

>>430805
Yes YES, give me more!

>>430823
You certainly does need perfection as now he’s just a powerless little man while I have all his powers

UPDATE BRACKET:
>https://imgur.com/a/xEp5AGS
>https://imgur.com/a/xEp5AGS
>https://imgur.com/a/xEp5AGS

>>430725
Hell yeah, we won Miguel!

>>430744
Even if Wilkins does rise to power, rest assured that the true gods of this land will protect you! Miguel could you please call us a cab?

>Mighty and Powerful Gods
>Wilkins
>Goofy Goobers
>North Pole Express
>Power of Two
>Cracking Cheese Lovers
>Duality of Frog
>Fake Santas
The right top 8

>>430834
He. Not you, I slipped up my words up, sorry.

>Howard: Wilkins and Wonkins show Tom and Jerry what happens when you don't try delicious Wilkins coffee!
>Kreese: Don't you think that boiling them alive in a piping hot vat of Wilkins coffee was a bit much?
>Howard: There is no mercy for those who don't partake in Wilkins coffee!

>>430796
I'm here Mr. Krampus. Don't worry sir, you are going to be okay.

>Miser Brothers and Pumpkin Heads both lost
who the fuck am I supposed to support now?

>>430836
Already on it. This is getting bad, Tulio. We better leave now or take it all!

>>430842
A...hangnail, you say?
That type of talk leads to bad things happening

>Kreese: The dapper dealers seal the fate of Dan and Chris!
>Howard: Dan's last words before being flung into hell were "Deeeeeeeemons!"

>>430851
>I CREATED YOU!

>>430844
I tried


Well, this will probably be the last time I do anything like this, things will be changing situation wise

>>430808
And what can you do? You couldn't save your lover, the contestants when the clown bomb when off, your rival, and even your own tail. Face it your pathetic. You can't save anyone, and you certainly won't be able to save yourself.

>>430859
You really think you created the power of Wilkins Coffee? That’s funny. What’s funnier is what happens to people that don’t accept Wilkins into their hearts

>>430823
Because he’s not exactly concerned with expendability!

Now hurry up and get out of here the sharkbots should rip him apart soon!

>>430741
Congrats, you two! Best of luck to you in this round!

>>430861
I know your tricks, Cipher. You will pay for your actions before the tourney is through, even if I can't do it with my own paws

>>430834
>"Hey, give those back! Christmas is the season for giving, not taking!"
>>430868
>"Don't need to tell me twice!"
>"Think that got 'im? He hasn't fired any shots in a while."

>>430795
>>430834
>>430841
Can all of you shut up so I can kill WenchPool?

>>430873
I’d really rather wait to check after we see a body or something.

>>430869
Thanks Blacksad! Any news on the case? With everything else that's been going on, we could use more good news!

>>430875

>CHOMP

>Mighty and Powerful Gods
>Dapper Dealers (I'm sorry but I haven't been paying attention to the RPing, I had no fucking clue who Wilkins was before Mr. /co/)
>The Power of Two
>Copper Couple
>Goofy Goobers
>North Pole Express
>Duality of Frog (this one was so fucking hard to decide)
>Fake Santas

>>430873
no
>Batkek ran away

>>430875
Master Shake, what do you want to bet trips are decent enough numbers to land this Cocoon squarely on top of a certain mechanical simian pissant fucking with the wrong supervillain's henchmen?

>>430864
And what exactly happens to people who don't accept Wilkins.

>>430870
Thanks pal. You know what, when I rule your dimension I won't even turn you inside out.

>>430866
>>430880
Leaving all the hard work to the big boys I see.

Monarch's henchmen, ASSEMBLE! We are in our toughest battle yet against the frogs. We will pull through. They may break our bones, they may break our spirits, but we....uh....we....DAMMIT JUST VOTE FOR ME AND MONARCH!

FROGCHADS WHERE YOU AT?

>>430891
They don’t get the taste of dirt in their mouths that’s what

>>430891
Go ahead, give it a try. Don’t drink delicious Wilkins Coffee.

>>430826
Well...
If Ashi can wipe the smell of hellfire and succubus off her before Grace finds out, yeah.

>>430894
May he reign!

>>430887
>"Hey! I'm gonna tell on Santa on you!"
>>430875
>"EEP! Guess not..."
>>430888
>"....that should hopefully get the job done though."
>>430892
>"Wow. Has Mr. The Monarch been giving Shake lessons? That was actually pretty close..."

Racing Log Day... 4? I think it's 4. I think I missed 3 either that or it's lost. Nothing really happened in day 3 anyways. All we did was meet a sexually charged robot that scatted everywhere using his partner as his car. It was weird but hey they were only going after the gay couple. Then came the puppets.... yeah the puppets were horrifying. I never seen so much degeneracy in my life. Either way I am calling it Day 4.

It's getting harder for us to find rest spots and the race tracks are staring to look more apocalyptic. I really don't know what is going on at this point. Me and Mick are both just driving. From what I've heard from the other racers we're now a part of the Top 16. Which is amazing. I never thought I would get this far. Especially with everything that is going on. It really is starting to freak me out a bit.

Um... I really am starting to miss my family. I've been wearing the wrestling suit the kids made and the mittens and scarves that Ortensia made for me. They really make me feel less homesick. I'm really glad Minnie is letting them stay over at her house to watch the races.

I would like to say thank you /co/ for helping us get that far. I really hope Mickey holding up well. He really seems to be shaking a bit.

Here's hoping we make the Top 8.

See you later /co/

>>430882
>Cuts a hole through your gut
Nice try

>Howard: Scam INC puts the Chum bucket out of business!
>Kreese: How could plankton lose? He went to collage!

>>430894
BASED

>>430864
>Shakes Wilkins hand
Its nice to meet a fellow god Mr. Wilkins, you seem like a well adjusted fellow. Now if you'll excuse me, my friend and I are just about to get out of here.
>Snatches a bunch of Wilkins coffee bags

>>430903
Yeah uh... Let’s just leave. The vehicle is bulletproof.


You’re unharmed right?

>>430892
>>430893
When he loses that someone's going to be me. I can't wait to enjoy him with a side of fries and a wad of meat.

>>430896
Eh, I'm not interested. Maybe another time.

>>430914
Enjoy the coffee. I’ll obtain your payment eventually.

>>430903
What’s he going to do put me on his naughty list? Anyway I’ve got so go now so byeeeeeee…

>>430888
>>430903
Fine, I'm a reasonable man, we can settle this with a gun draw

Ready

>>430875
>>430882
>>430905
Ooooh! Back to killing each other, I see!

>>430916
Bill! Any thoughts on our next opponent?

Stan Pines gazed at the subtle wake left by the S.S. Cheapskate. It was an old boat once used for fishing on open water, but had now been repurposed to serve as a racing vehicle. Specifically, they had painted "SCAM Inc." on the side in big letters. He turned to his partner. "Can't this thing go any faster?"

To Stan's annoyance, Mr. Krabs was relaxing on a lounge chair and sipping from a tall glass of lager. "Don't worry," the old crab assured him, "Those other racers don't know a thing about navigating on open water. They're probably going in circles as we speak!" He took an excessive swig of his drink.

"Can we at least start the engine? We've been out here for almost an hour. We're never gonna reach the finish line at th-" He was cut off by the roar of a hovercraft overhead. It was the Chum Bucket, who had just overtaken them. Plankton's voice rang out from a speaker attached to his vehicle.

"Just thought I'd stop by to check up on my old business partner. See you at the finish line, Krabs! Eh he ha ha ha!"

At the words the stingy crustacean bolted up in his seat. "Plankton!" he bellowed, before turning to his teammate. "Well, what are ye standin' there for? Start the engine, we'll never reach the finish line at this rate!"
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Spongebob Soundtrack - Dangerous A

Elsewhere, the shadow of a great blimp swallowed the water's surface. It was the imposing form of DICK AIR, piloted by the down but not out Dick Dastardly. "Those fools, kicking me out of the competition!" he mumbled feverishly. "I might not be able to win this race, but I can certainly run it into the ground!" He raised his voice to a shout. "Muttley! Release the clams!"

A great hatch opened on the underside of the mighty airship. From it spilled forth a plethora of underfed clams eager to eat the remaining racers. Dick cackled to himself as the beasts fanned out, until a passing gust carrying the Miser duo tipped his ride off course.
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"We've got giant clams inbound!"

"So? Do something about it!", the poultry-based automaton barked to his drill-handed friend. "Surely there must be something on this submarine that can take of them!" The submarine in question was Robotnik's Getaway Submarine, Getaway Getaway Sub-marine, which had been borrowed for the purposes of traversing the aquatic terrain.

Grounder examined the control panel before him. Each button was labeled with a fitting yet frustratingly vague symbol. This wasn't an issue though, as Grounder knew exactly what button he was looking for. "How about the electricity cannon?"

"Perfect!" Scratch's grin grew wide and devious. "Fire when ready!"

Grounder slammed his drill-hand on the button. Towards the front of the ship, a large cannon emerged, charged, and fired. Needless to say, activating an electric cannon underwater was not a very good idea. Though the clams were repulsed, the static waves spread outward throughout the water. Scratch and Grounder, being stationed directly at ground zero, received the brunt of the blast. When they next surfaced, both they and their vehicle were covered in soot.
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"Ye better hold onto somethin!" the panicked crab cried to his conman companion. "This clams is awful feisty! I got a plan though!" He swung a fishing line over his head, carefully considering the trajectory and force needed. With a mighty heft he tossed the hook, landing it right on the rearmost point of plankton's craft.

Plankton felt a jolt as he took on the extra weight of Eugene's freighter. His ship wasn't all that big, as he was the size of a blade of grass and Karen was confined to a flashdrive by his side. Krabs had pulled him to a standstill.

"You ever fought a clam before?" Krabs asked. He turned to his partner at the wheel, who gave a nod in response. "Then show that scurvy dog what for while I take care of the runt!" He began hauling Plankton's cruiser towards the deck.

It happened at once: the clam leapt forth from the waves as Stan met it in midair with a mighty uppercut. It fell back into the fold from whence it came and was met with a blast of electricity from a source we couldn't possibly even begin to guess.

Plankton attempted to eject himself from his vehicle, but he had already been pulled down to sea level. His pod flew from the fist he once called his ride and landed on the SS Cheapskate. Before the little green man could even process what had happened, he found himself gripped by the claws of a smug crustacean.

"Look, we're both adults here, right?" he pleaded, "Why don't we both go back to driving and forget this whole thing ever happened?" His offer fell on deaf ears. Mr. Krabs turned his rival towards the sea, and flicked the screaming single-cell into the blue folds of the waves.
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8. Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse - Homestuck Vol. 9

Lay-deez and Gennelmun, we return once more to the /co/ Tag Team Tournament! Round 3 saw our 32 racers scoot across the waters of Bikini Atoll. And while the previous round's losers enjoy a bonfire celebration down below, you all get to see the winners and get splashed by them as they pass. Don't complain, you knew those cheap tickets were too good to be true. Thankfully none of our Irken racers made it this far into the competition or they would be having a horrible time right now!

Right, right, the racers. Here they come now! In first place is the North Pole Express. Wilkins takes second, but honestly he might was well be a team of one. Wontkins ain't looking to good there, I think he might need a transfusion or something. SCAM Inc. sails into third, looking especially cheerful even though their boat is a complete piece of shit. It's the Divine Miguel and Tulio in fourth, with track darlings WALL-E and EVE in fifth.

The Disney Duo takes 6th, with the Heroes of Pure Heart earning 7th. Queen's finest in 8th and Duality of Frog in 9th. Waves are getting quite rough out there, be careful. Fake Santas fly into 10th.

Wander Over Sylvia rides into 11th, and the Dapper Dealers ride into 12th. The Goofy Goobers show off their sea legs by taking 13th. Home field advantage does wonders, you know. Trolberg Jumpers in 14th, but they're bringing a strong wind with them. Mayhaps they pissed off some weather deities? Don't know where they'd find those though. Assholish AS Duo take 15th, and the Cracking Cheese Lovers finish in 16th after demonstrating difficulties with their lack of waterproofing. Can you believe we're already done? These rounds are getting short! Ah well, I'm sure a bunch of shit happened that I didn't see.

And yep, there goes the audience. Completely capsized. Hoo, we're gonna need a lot of refunds to patch that up. I'd better end this before things escalate any further. Join us tomorrow when our racers take a trip down to H-E-double stockings. You'll find it all on the way-out Wacky Races. Signing off!

>>430924
1 North Pole Express 76
2 Wilkins 74.7
3 SCAM Inc. 70.7
4 Mighty and Powerful Gods 66.7
5 Copper Couple 64
6 Power of 2 62.7
7 Heroes of Pure Heart 62.7
8 Queen's Finest 60
9 Duality of Frog 60
10 Fake Santas 58.7
11 Wander Over Sylvia 57.3
12 Dapper Dealers 57.3
13 Goofy Goobers 56
14 Trolberg Jumpers 54.7
15 Assholish AS Duo 54.7
16 Cracking Cheese Lovers 50.7

I'll admit, I might have bitten off more than I can chew for this one. It's not incomplete or anything, I just think I could've done the second segment with SCAM Inc. better but I wrote it in one go 20 minutes back. This is probably the most ambitious things will get cause I'll be busy over the next few days but I'll have enough time to at least write an announcement.

>>430917
We will Miguel what did he mean by eventual payment? I think he knows everything, so let's try and play along.
We've decided to stay for a while longer so as to monitor that the tournament goes on uninterrupted by any ungodly forces.

>>430903
Hey Gwen, could you help with a thing? We need a mortal's assistance very very badly

>>430920
>"Trips means you died, Coconuts! And so do these dubs. This is for Mr. Krampus."
>*bang* *bang*

>>430933
>Dubs

God I could kiss you right now

>>430933
You win. Except you forgot one thing. MY KILLSWITCH! You better start running.
>Starts exploding

>>430937
Nope.

>A sharkbot carries the monkey far away before he can blow

Seacons you have done well stealthily sabotaging this round, you even helped take out the highest seed. Decepticons the Constructicons are nearly done with the Decepticon Doomsday Weapon but it still needs more parts

>>430937
>"Wuh-oh...!"
>>430934
>"Save that for later! Running time now!"
>>430915
>"Don't worry about me, just swing by and pick up Pip and Mr. Krampus, we can chill back at the campfire!"
>>430926
>"Sorry Mr. Gods, I'll be with you in just a sec!"

>>430938
>Starts flying
I'm also part homing missle. Robotnik made sure to put everything in me. Even a copy of your diary. I upload pages to the internet automatically every hour.

>>430923
I'm actually little nervous about this one. Honestly didn't expect Wilkins to get this far, but we should still be able to pull through well enough. By the way, what are your opinions on Wilkin's coffee? Does it seem like something we should drink.
>Pets Mr. Mumbles while contemplating what he should do with him.

>>430934
>>430938
Look lover boy, dubs. Do you wanna kiss me too.

>>430938
>Batkek returns
Sorry I just need to grab this
>Batkek grabs the sharkbot with Coconuts inside
Ok bye again
>Batkek runs away again as he quickly deactivates the killswitch

>>430942
Y- you got it!

>>430943
Oh no, it's raining
>Explodes in mid-air

>>430880
Well, no. But it's a good thing he's not in the race anymore. I'll try to meet up with Moon Knight.

>>430725
>https://imgur.com/a/xEp5AGS

Reminder that if your duo wins this round then they can't be nominated together next year. Hence why I voted Bill Cipher and Alastor, because at least Bill and Al can be paired again with separate beings, while you can't easily pair Wilkins with someone other than Wontkins.

Both: Hahahahahaha!
K: Eugene Krabs here! Cofounder and CEO of Sea Crab and Man Incorporated!
S: Stan Pines here! Cofoun- aw screw it. You know who we are!
K: AND more importantly, we know who YOU are! NOT just because our Scamdroid phones monitor your activity to improve your experience, because we recognize ALL our loyal investors! This is all thanks to YOU!
S: And if you thought you were excited before, get ready. We're one round away from the Elite 8. At that point, the return on your investment becomes, as my niece would say, absofabulicious!
K: What.
S: Never mind! You know the drill by now, SCAM faithful. Reinvest your vote in SCAM Inc! We'll even take former Chum Bucket investors! We'll make you the money old Plankton couldn't!
K: We're running all the old deals to make sure we make E8, AND those who invest in this round will get EARLY ACCESS to SCAM Inc.'s upcoming streaming service, Scammy+! Also Spongebob vote for me or YOU'RE FIRED!
S: You know what to do SCAMmers! Cast that vote for SCAM Inc.,
Both: And we'll see you in the Elite 8!
S: I'm coming for you Bill haha! I'm coming for you! Look out!

Let's discuss
Which character has the best bracket tag

>Jerry: Alfred, I can't believe it...

>Alfred: I too, am stupified...

>Jerry: We are still in the race...

>Alfred: We certainly are doing our best.

>Jerry: Do you think we can pull it to top 8?

>Alfred: With all the good we have done this year, I am sure Mister Klaus wouldn't mind letting us win that one.

>Jerry: Remind me, old pal, to buy him some chocolates once we are done.

>Alfred: Shall I order some cookies and milk too?