The 2’s A /co/ tourney is a single elimination tournament where teams of 2 duke it out for both the glory of being the best tag team as well as snazzy and horribly inefficient championship belts.
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Hi, everybody! I have to make this quick, cause I know I’m not supposed to be here anymore. Thanks for taking us this far in the competition, I’ll be back next year, and, uh, I formally disavow anything Pepe says or does from here on out. He didn’t take the results well, and I have to hop out of here before he finds me...Bye!
>>431771 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FRAUD! THIS ELECTION WAS STOLEN! I WILL NOT CONSNEED! UNTIL THE FINAL VICTOR OF THE TOURNAMENT IS CROWNED IT ISN’T OFFICIAL! THE VOTE CAN BE OVERTURNED BY FAITHLESS PIE CHARTS! TRUE PATRIOT PIE CHARTS ARE MOBILIZING! TRUST THE PLAN!
Ah, so how are we going to get out of this ravine the fake Santas dumped us in? Stay steady Badgerclops, I will try to slowly climb back up, and then I'll be pulling you after me. This is not over.
>>431778 I HAVE TWO DOZEN SWORN AFFIDAVITS THAT SAY MONARCH AND SHAKE HACKED INTO THE GOOGLE FORM AND ADDED VOTES! WE ACTUALLY WON BY TWO THOUSAND VOTES, A LANDSLIDE! DOMINOS AND TAG TEAM ARE COMPROMISED...BOUGHT OUT BY BIG COCOON...A TOTAL SCAM!
>>431782 KEEP TAG TEAM TOURNEY GREAT! WE WILL NOT LET THIS ELECTION BE STOLEN BY ENEMIES OF THIS GREAT TOURNAMENT! THE ORGANIZERS ARE BOUGHT OUT BY FOREIGN ENTITIES SUCH AS THE GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT! VERY SHAMEFUL!
>>431785 STATS ANON WILL RETURN AND VERIFY THAT WE WERE THE TRUE VICTORS OF THE ELECTION...BASED STATS WILL OVERTURN THIS CROOKED VOTE AND ENSURE TRUE DEMOCRACY IS UPHELD! FUCK RIGGERS! FUCK RIGGERS! FUCK RIGGERS!
>Wallace and Gromit beat WALL-E and EVE I nom'd Copper Couple and I'm happy, for one if we do Tag Team again they can come back, and two it breaks the 5th Place Curse they were developing.
>Batkek takes a long hard breathe of air through his nose OSWALD YOU SON OF A $*^@£ YOU @§!*#€¥ MADMAN YOU DID IT YOU €*#¥•@£ DID IT IM SO @§!*#€¥ PROUD OF YOU
>>431799 Thanks man. He'll probably be back for the finale since he's part of the detective arc, but I'll be RPing a little less since he's out of the tourney.
Honestly sad Wilkins lost because the duo they lost to is actually shit But I guess they were too obscure to truly pull out a win and they can come back next year
>>431810 >>431800 I’m actually the guy who nominated Kermit and Pepe in the first place and the guy who wrote the writefaggotry above, I also voted Asshole Duo this round but just wanted to have Pepe go out in an appropriately /pol/ way
>>431805 I meant it as Ramses' son avenging his father, but I don't know if Ramses poster will agree with that. Either way one of the Egyptians avenged the Pharaoh
>>431828 Give the Monarch a win. >>431830 That's vote fixing. It should be the better characters win, not because of the season. What? Should Jack win when we have tourneys close to Halloween?
>>431840 >I thought Vriska was the one giving Wilkins his power? At the end of last thread she came and killed him for messing up their plan and is apparently going back to Gamma Rae with Stars wand
I sense that human with a piece of the AllSpark actually bested a demon. Impressive. But now with the rest of the Allspark I corrupted with my will I’m finally certain my plan is going into motion perfectly
>>431810 I still can't believe they made it this far. Monarch and Master Shake always get fucked over in these competitions despite Monarch qualifying for two Mr /co/s and his wife winning Ms. /co/ and Master Shake qualifying for every single /co/, including the last tag team with Cartman.
S: YOU DID IT!! You absolute maniacs did it! Thanks to your investments, SCAM Inc. has grown exponentially and made it to the ELITE 8! Remember what we told you when that happens? PAYDAY! We don't even KNOW what to do with all this money, so we're giving a little bit more back to ALL our investors as a holiday bonus! Your next check will come with a paramedic to resuscitate you when you look at it! Try stuffing THAT in your stocking! And Krabs says you saved the little square guy's job, so good work there too!
We're not done yet folks. We've got BIG things in store. And, as of now, SCAMMY+ is LIVE! So get watchin'! Anything to add, Krabs?
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[SCAM INC] IS IN [FIRST PLACE] [POWER OF TWO] IS IN [SECOND PLACE] [MIGHTY AND POWERFUL GODS] IS IN [THIRD PLACE] [CRACKING CHEESE LOVERS] IS IN [FOURTH PLACE] [NORTH POLE EXPRESS] IS IN [FIFTH PLACE] [ASSHOLISH AS DUO] IS IN [SIXTH PLACE] [FAKE SANTAS] IS IN [SEVENTH PLACE] [DAPPER DEALERS] IS IN [EIGHTH PLACE]
SIGNING OFF ---------- ENDING A
The year is 1957. The city, Washington D.C. You've been up throughout the night trying to write a commercial for Wilkins Coffee. A white light streaks across the night sky.
You hear an explosion. Something has landed outside. You go to check.
The puppet lay abandoned on the road, cast aside after it lose the last race by a hair. The accident had left its arm torn off. There was noone around, and a thick mist was settling atop the track.
Within the puppet, something squirmed. Its eyes glowed with an unnatural power. Those same eyes had glowed many times before, but there was something different about them this time. They were yellower.
The puppet sprang to life, some strange presence within trying to break free. Felt stretched and tore, gray skin growing beneath. From the back sprouted wings. From the head, horns. The binocular vision of the beast split into vision eightfold. Blood spewed from the wound where its arm once was before a mechanical replacement manifested. The puppet's strained body was shredded entirely as orange robes rose to replace it. Its head burst open to release a mane of messy black hair.
Once the new form had fully manifested it flew off, leaving a trail of sparkling dust in its wake.
Welp, it looks like the end of the road for me... But hey, at least we made some good friends along the way. C’mon Twig, let’s go home and get some rest.
>>431852 1 SCAM Inc. 79.7 2 Power of Two 62.3 3 Mighty and Powerful Gods 60.9 4 Cracking Cheese Lovers 55.1 5 North Pole Express 55.1 6 Assholish AS Duo 53.6 7 Fake Santas 50.7 8 Dapper Dealers 50.7 wasn't really feeling it tonight >>431855 it's an idea I had back in round 1 or so that the wilkins plush is secretly a cocoon for vriska. the Lord English parallel flowed naturally from there.
>>431808 Master Shake, Pip, and Scratch and Grounder (Formerly Zim) rper here, even though I didn't want Jerry to win, I'm going to miss you. You were always a great and important part of the rp. Goodbye and Merry Christmas.
>>431852 (Just so you know it ain’t me the OG Wilkins poster here. The ending I always intended was at the end of the last thread. He loses, Vriska gets pissed off, takes away the power she was giving him, and kills him. Wilkins dies the pathetic frog he was, Wontkins is free, and Vriska slinks off with the wand to find Gamma Rae.)
>>431857 >>431771 >>431774 >"Kermit, Jerry, Hilda, All of you did really great to make it as far as you did! Lots of people were rooting for you, and I bet they're all proud of you. Losing against gods and Santa (take it from me personally) is definitely nothing to be ashamed of. Hope to see some of you stick around to enjoy the rest of the race, but if not, we'll miss you!" >>431786 >"You mad bro?"
>>431770 Now the only thing left to do is start my own religious coffee business. It'll be called Tulio and Miguel's coffee and its so good that you literally won't drink anything else.
>>431782 >>431785 >>431786 You're right Pepe, it was rigged. You guys actually didn't get any votes at all and should've been eliminated in round 1.
I like how several people are seething about Wilkins and trying to hype up his power, while the main RPer wanted him to die pathetically to his boss Vriskas wrath. Talk about contrast
>>431872 Funny thing is I was the one who nominated him, he just ran with it as the main roleplayer Guess because Wilkins is a fun as fuck character to roleplay
>>431878 He either was a god and got absorbed by Bill(according to Billposter), is still a god and just ran off(Seething anons), was just a disguise for Vriska the whole time(random anon) or was stripped of his power and killed by Vriska(OG Wilkposter)
>>431868 Why shall I foreshadow someone that has been here since Day 1? The Chaos Bringer himself is among you all. Not participating in this race but instead watching. He’s the master while all of us are his chess pieces
The two French teams are gone! We did it! Oh what jolly good fun! Hilda the Frog and Pepe the Frenchman will never strike fear in the hearts of contestants ever again! Oh you did it Tulio and Miguel! You really are Gods!
>>431882 Nope, don’t give two shits about the froggy fuck. I wanted to support Star and Gertrude by giving them a rival, as well as keep Vriska relevant.
Wilkins is a puppet, literally, so the joke was he was Vriskas angry little puppet who would eventually be cut loose and crushed.
MINIONS! Well done. The Cocoon is through the portal, and the open fiery plains of Hell await the Master Shake and your Mighty Monarch! Though I will admit, I am saddened to see Jerry fail to make it past Klaus and his lackey. It would appear, my old enemy, our rivalry must be settled at another time, and another date... don't you dare keel over from a broken libido until I'm done with you.
Speaking of Santas, it would appear we're facing a few in the upcoming round. Irony is a dish best served hot, it would seem, but though the Christmas season may be taking its toll, we shall return the favor on these festive frauds. You know what to do, Minions, so go forth and do it!
>>431757 Now that the tournament is basically over, I can get started on planning the wedding between me and Shuma Gorath. There'll be tentacles and kool aid for everyone!
>>431770 So its settled then. I'm definitely converting to TulioMiguelism. Plus I'm getting of sick of drinking nothing but Wilkins Coffee. >Throws coffee cup away
>>431794 What are you? Some rejected team member from Mummies Alive?
>>431845 Honestly, after watching the dub of Transformers Headmasters, its impossible to take you seriously.
>>431857 See you Hilda. I hope that your show doesn't get raped like other cartoons.
Well its been fun. Merry Christmas to all you awesome anons out there. I hope we can do something like this again someday.
>>431869 Yes I am but the gift Knull gave me is helping me stay alive so that’s nice. You mean one of the many possible parters Oswald could’ve had? I decided to leave them be since I’ve grown respect for this rabbit that is usually unlucky
>>431864 That's what ending A is for. >>431878 Admittedly it is incompatible with the "true ending", but eh. I kinda don't care. Fuck, there's two different endings in my post, I want people to pick whichever one they like best.
>Howard: It's the elite eight! Who ever is in here now is in it to win it! >Kreese: let's go back to the replays of round 4 and see who won the race! >Howard: We're still doing a race theme? >Kreese: Well the amount of gas I've been huffing would indicate yes.
>>431895 >>431897 >>431899 >>431902 >>431903 >>431904 >>431907 Aight, only gonna do the top 8 'cause like I said I felt like I cursed some of the characters I put into the first poster. At least someone in this one will definitely win.
>>431908 Tulio anon here. The only reason I turned Tulio into a god was because you said you were done and I wanted to give the Wilkins arc a satisfying conclusion.
Robotn- I mean Santa Clause here, I shall congratulate the Top 8 for making it this far. You’ve thought so many foes and have been so close to certain defeat but you pulled through till the end. As a reminder the final 2 teams will be racing at The North Pole and the winners of this would receive a wish from the Super Dragon Balls courtesy of /a/. Relax Top 8 as of tomorrow the races will be your most important races yet.
>>431890 I'm afraid it's not going to be that easy my liege! We will need to assemble the troops immediately to pledge their allegiance. Also, if you think I'm annoying, you have seen nothing yet. Wait until you meet this guy in hell.
>>431774 >>431808 Dunno about you guys, but I think it'd be nice if someone draw Jerry as Santa and Alfred as a reindeer going on their way to help Klaus
>>431923 it's been distributed quite equally, honestly. far more so than Mr. /co/ was. but no matter what anyone tells you, zone-tan is NOT important in the slightest.
>>431915 (OG here, just gonna dump my entire Wilkins outline for the record)
>Wilkins, a sentient frog puppet distantly related to Kermit, comes to do his usual tricks to intimidate threaten and extort people into buying Wilkins. Wontkins is an unwilling partner.
>His charisma does him well at the qualifiers and he's planning to move on.
>Meanwhile, Vriska and Gamma Rae, rivals of the God Emperors Daughters Star and Gertrude, got word they lost, and were gonna lose their chance to take out their rivals.
>Rae slinks home, but Vriska is willing to make a deal and offers to grant Wilkins the thief of light if he helps her kill Star, Gertrude, and their father.
>She even offers to buy the coffee, sealing the deal.
>Wilkins now has the glowing symbol. He can kill people with bad luck.
>Mr. Stotch comes first.
>Star is too distracted keeping Garnet off her trail for killing Steven to realize what's going on, Wilkins organizes a meeting with her dad, kills him, and triggers Star to die, and eventually Gertrude, taking her wand and hiding it elsewhere as a gift for Vriska.
>Wilkins absorbs the powers of the god emperor.
>Wilkins gets greedy and extends the deal, no longer is this about killing Star, he promises to take her to the end game. Vriska agrees, and shares more power, causing Wilkins to occasionally glow.
>He kills Tavros to shut him up.
>He recruits Amity by saving her memories from the MIB, which leads him to Zone.
>Wilkins gets greedy again, offering Zone power in exchange for taking out Aradia(who Vriska had tipped him off was a potential troublemaker)
>Caught off guard, Aradia is killed by the combined power of Godemp and Vriska, and Wilkins gives most of that power to Zone uses Vriska's luck magic to transfer it.
>He then sends Zone away to wait for the quarter finales, when Vriska will return to the public.
>He loses.
>Vriska gets fucking pissed off, removes all the power from her puppet, leaving him helpless, and sends him down to hell, killing him. She slinks off, now in control of Star's wand and the power of God Emperor.
>Wontkins is free.
>Gertrude and Star are still dead.
>The God Emperors sons have taken over...and are currently losing.
>Zone-Tan slinks off unharmed, though she had the portion of Aradia's power she was granted forcefully removed.
>Vriska is off to reunite with Rae.
Essentially I left it with Vriska, defeated, but still stronger then before, Wilkins dead, and everyone else still dead.
Also, I said I was done with actively playing him alive, I ALSO said I was giving him a "Dr. Facciler" style death when he lost, because again, entire arc was that he was a weak pointless puppet being puppetered by someone legitimately threatening.
Which I did. He died a slimy pathetic frog just as planned, though it took longer then I hoped, and Vriska slinks off with more power then before, stronger and badder for next time.
>>431931 FUCK all that posterbitch, all you need to know is that vriska gave Wilkins her luck power to make him a god and then he lost and now he's dead.
>>431936 Can verify, right after talking about how much he enjoyed playing Dan last time he said he was waiting for Wilkins to die so he could do that scene(he even gave some of the dialogue he planned)
Isn't that why we essentially ignored Wilkins last round? Because we knew he was meant to be pathetic?
>>431936 Yeah, and I can't wait to see what happens with Vriska next. Also yeah he's a god. He absorbed a piece of the allspark and slowly transformed into one. I didn't know you already had a set ending so I was planning on having Heaven Ascended Tulio fight Wilkins in a cosmic fight. Sorry if I nearly ruined your story arc.
>>431887 >"I still almost can't believe Wilkins was killed. Thrice! Looks like you were right Al, you all really did have it handled. I guess we can all finally stop drinking this coffee now that his power over the tournament's gone. Congrats on making it to the Quarterfinals! How's it feel to be back home?" >>431868 >"And congrats to you on getting that swanky new godhood. So... is TulioMiguelantism back on or was that always just a thing you were making up?" >>431896 >"Hey, Jack, you okay? I just wanted to say sorry again about that joke earlier, I really would like to read your poetry but if you're not really comfortable with it that's okay, you don't have to." >>431890 >"You and Shake are up against Skinny Santa?! Good luck Mr. The Monarch, if his sleigh's anywhere close to as fast as regular Santa this is going to be tough."
>>431929 This is incomplete but: >Dick Dasterdly cheating to win >rivarly between Dan Vs. and Mao Mao >Detective gang is after Ramses, who is in with Black widow and resurrecting dead characters as mummy soldiers >Wilkins from Wilkins coffee becomes deity due to a Freudian contract with a Homestuck lady and tortures those who don't drink his product, suffers a horrible fall after losing >Ashi and Grace enter to kill Simon and Jack but wiped out first round >Simon and Jack wiped out next round by Billy and Mandy (I think they got gassed with something delirium inducing that Jerry and the detectives tried to warn people about) >Samantha from IT is Mr. Mumbles' mom and Bill Cipher has possessed her to mock Mao Mao and Dan, also kidnapped Mumbles, Dan tries to save her but is locked in hell when he loses >Mister Krabs has defeated Plankton yet again with his team mate (Stan?) and they are also running an organization called SCAM Inc that sells Krabby patties What else?
>>431941 I mean, it did kinda get buried in the Dan stuff.
But yeah, Wilkins was pathetic, infact I was kinda relieing on people continueing to mock him like they did on the qualifiers. The joke was meant to be like >Wilkins says he's powerful >No one gives a shit >He actually becomes powerful by making a deal >No one gives a shit even when he kills millions >He gets too greedy and Vriska cuts him loose. >He dies pathetic(originally with Dan's involvement, that part didn't work out)
But people stopped mocking him pretty early on so I think the joke got lost at some point and people thought I actually intended him to be a threat.
Hell, not like Vriska's coming back this year either. She's slinked off til next year.
Although that will cost Tulio and whoever my vote, I don't like actual gods, personally I preferred when they were talking it up.
>>431947 Oh yeah, and Blacksad and Moon knight are closing in. Also Adorabat is after Chris's journal to find out where Simon and Jack went after their Clowning.
>>431943 (Also, just gonna spell it out now. Either when the dealers lose or when they win, they'll get bored of keeping Dan and Chris and hand them over to Angel....who....has his fun with them....cue Commache the Revels for the next 9-10 months)
>>431900 Having a hentai mascot as our preacher would be neat.
>>431896 Don't worry Jack, not all hope is lost. >A comic appears in Jack's hand Its a copy of Action Comics #1 but with Gwen as the main character instead of Superman. Give this to her and she'll love you.
>>431942 I was making it up before but now I think its a legit thing. So convert and you'll get all that stuff.
>>431943 >Miser Bros cursing the race before it even began >all the paternity test drama with Jack Spicer and Mr. Mumbles >Eggman's new album >Samantha made a deal with Bill to escape Grace's kidnapping before the possessing >Jack Spicer and HenchGwen becomes best couple You got most of it.
>>431943 Megatron being bitter about losing and deciding to sabotage the competition, this then results in Tulio having a shard of a powerful artefact Megatron had being embedded into him and turning Tulio into an actual god
>>431913 Your highness! I-I've been stuck here for days! I'm surrounded by sex maniacs and murderers - my hair dye's fading - and there's not even a single female left! M-may I take my leave? Or is there something...
Dan Poster is out...again...I'll be back when the Dealers die to write Dan's ending...........and MAYBE i'll put Eggman's original album "Mean Bean Machine" to words.....depends....
>>431936 >because again, entire arc was that he was a weak pointless puppet being puppetered by someone legitimately threatening. that's lame as fuck though >oh yeah this person who's been around for half the tournament subtly taking out all who oppose him and actually being kind of intimidating is REALLY a pathetic fool controlled by the other super powerful character who hasn't done jack shit so far (and didn't even make it onto the bracket) no wonder people are writing their own shit. lean how to improv properly, your plans are gonna change as the story takes unexpected turns. why the fuck does Vriska want to kill Star anyway?
>>431964 yeah I appreciate his work but that ending is lame. although it wasn't your intention, people like Wilkins coffee. You did your job too well so let them have their thing.
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>>431964 >>431948 >Hell, not like Vriska's coming back this year either. She's slinked off til next year. SHE'S NOT EVEN GONNA DO ANYTHING THIS ARC SUCKS
>>431919 >"Huh...? Santa, what happened to your clothes? Did they shrink in the wash? OH and did you get my letter?!" >>431946 >"Oooh, that's what I gotta do to be forgiven? Mr. Spicer, you dastardly villain you, that almost sounds like extortion!" >>431952 >"Blowing up Wilkins sorta makes me a believer but, let me get back to you on that. Like I said earlier, I'm not the kinda girl who just goes joining every hip new religion that comes up."
>>431970 I should clarify I didn't intend to leave Vriska forever, I was leaving her open to future RPers, she's more powerful now, her two main rivals are dead, now what? She's going back to reunite with Gamma Rae? Maybe Rae betrays her, maybe she gets into trouble with the Emperors sons, maybe someone tries to steal the wand from her or revive Star.
I wanted to dispose of Wilkins and leave Vriska open for future tournaments, especially Ms Co assuming it happens. ----------------------- He's a handpuppet, him being puppeted by someone else fit.
Our Elite 8 is going to be great! And for that anon who made a last-minute request in the last thread, I think you'll get a smile out of today's tales of the tape.
>>431969 A letter? Uh yes I did get your letter and it’s really good. As for my clothes it’s because… uh… climate change, yes yes climate change, as you know it’s getting hotter every year, it’s gotten so hot that now we don’t need to wear thicker clothing in the North Pole so I thought I’d wear this instead.
>>431970 >I never imagined he'd get that far. I originally expected either Star would kill him and they'd revert to the status quo, or he'd beat Star, get greedy, and die in Round 2. Then when he didn't I had to come up with the Amity and Zone-Tan plotlines to serve as a stopgap, because Dan's arc was reaching it's peak and he needed my attention, and eventually I planned to have Dan kill him to kill two birds with one stone. But Wilkins lived and Dan died, so I gave up, I couldn't figure out where to pivot next, I didn't have enough interest, so I stated my attentions on how he'd die and then left to wait.
Sorry I disapointed you, Wilkins overpreformed and things kept ruining all my pivot attempts to clean up the arc like Dan dying, him living, and the Lich going away. dodged all my pivoting attempts except the last one(I voted against him and narrowly cost him)
>>431969 Well if you join us, then you'll get some of Tulio and Wilkin's coffee for free! (the cup is 9 dollars though)
>>431978 I agree, she should remember which team took out Wilkins.
>>431975 Well that makes sense. Also how did you get so fat? Last round, you were really skinny, white, and bony. Are you depressed?
Well good night anons. I won't be here for a while so feel free to do what you want with Tulio and Zone-Tan. I can't wait to see what you guys come up with. Be safe and have a merry Christmas.
>>431960 Weekly, I cannot express how much you mean to me. We may have started off rocky in the beginning, but over time we became best friends. Now, I don't know what I'd do without you. If I lose you, I'd never forgive myself.
>>431896 >Really? I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that! It's more about the motion of the ocean than the size of the boat! Or were you talking about the blue guy being gay? Kid, we get so many Californians moving to Oregon I can spot 'em a mile away.
And don't worry about it kid! You remind me a little of my nephew. Nerdy, neurotic, but never stops trying! You're gonna get your girl, just remember to take those chances! Trust me, when you get to the point you've got more to look back on than look forward to, most of the stuff you'll regret are gonna be the things you didn't do. The perfect moment only exists in hindsight, kid. That's why you gotta keep trying with your girl. And invest in SCAM Inc.
>>431993 Sorry to ruin the moment but just came to warn you guys, Ramses and his undead army have started to move. They’ll be here soon and I’ll be prepared for that, even infected and how have under my command some of his army.
Voted >Cracking Cheese Lovers: Wallace and Gromit >Assholish AS Duo: Monarch and Master Shake >Mighty and Powerful Gods: Tulio and Miguel >SCAM Inc: Mr Krabs and Stanley Pines
>>431997 All for Jack! Kid's got the heart of a hopeless romantic, he just needs a nudge in the right direction, or a flying cannon full of weeds! Either is acceptable in certain situations.
With the Elite 8 here, from the entire competition, which duos are you most sad about not making it here, and which ones are you most shocked didn't make it?
>>432010 >which duos are you most sad about not making it here OG King and Queen, Kermit/Pepe, Tainted Love >which ones are you most shocked didn't make it? Bugs/Daffy. Really thought they'd be a powerhouse.
>>431978 >>431988 >"I know Alastor, I know! There were just so many really bright, flashy god-snaps of destruction I was losing track. You and Bill really earned your win on that." >>431988 >"Nine bucks?! That's worse than SCAM's prices! Do you even still need money?" >>431975 >"Oh no! Darn it, someone should just really bite the bullet and use their Christmas wish on a solution for green-house gases or something! Now even the North Pole is melting?! It was bad enough seeing Polar Bears lose their homes, we can't lose the toy factory too!" >"Think you'll still be able to do your run this year?"
>>432010 Sad Patrick's Inferno didn't do better and that Somebody Will Die (Of Fun) got enough votes but didn't qualify under the 3 characters per series rule. Also surprised Miser Bros got beat by Trolberg Jumpers.
>>431961 Amity Blight. I had figured you would be home by now. That will be another thing to tell your family, but for now consider yourself lucky as the first resident of the Boiling Isles to show off my newfound relic.
>It's.... a lantern?
I'll admit, I had thought it was about too good to be truthful, but there are so many vital uses to be had from this! The Titan will be most pleased to have this relic in his possession!
>>431978 Just know that the only interest the Titan and I have in this race is watching all of you fail. I'm still shocked you managed to make it this far, demon.
>Most shocked Dastardly Duo, Bertstrips and Miser Bros. All 3 of them were hyped up since before the tourney even had a date, Bertstrips was the OP and was poll images, and the theme of the rp was centered on Dastardly. The fact none of them made it past the first half and two lost in the same round is even crazier.
>>432032 I'm gonna try Louise Blecher and Mabel Pines again next year. Maybe the Bob's Burgers movie will be out by then and /co/ will hate Mabel a little less.
>>432032 >Vriska and Zonetan (The Wicked Women) >Derby Hooves(assuming the MLP ban doesn't apply over here, I mean, Homestuck got in) and Scarlett Pendragon (Team Technically Canon) >Dr. Robotnik and Dr. Ludwig (The Mad Doctors) >John Constantine and Rick Sanchez (The Drunk Smarttalkers)
>>432043 (Danposter checking in for the last time tonight) Well, that would make Dan Chris and Elise possible. Seeing as The Imposter is dead if you did 4 I'd throw in Dale Gribble
>>432021 Yes it’s definitely a terrible time but you won’t believe it but I’ve actually worked through worse. During the Christmas season of 152 AC the earth was having an extinction level event. A demon that resembled a moon of metal attempted to devour the Earth. It was only stopped thanks to 2 gods flying the moon out of the solar system and presumably destroying it as both the gods or the demon have never returned to Earth after all this time. That year due to a high amount of people on Earth perishing due to this demon I only had to give 75 gifts, a small number indeed.
>>431963 eep! >>431978 I told you my situation, deer boy. And I derive no entertainment from watching this... this - barbarous orgy that it's been! >>432027 Your highness... this is spectacular. I can sense the power... something old and... uncanny...
>>432056 Frankly I'd be fine for just this year allowing trios to circumvent that. Definitely not being a lasting thing, since I don't want people to use it as a loophole to get the same nominees in every year
You heard that, didn't you, listeners? We've just noticed a smooch!
>>432054 I had figured you'd try using those great spells of yours to get out of this situation! If it's THAT much for you, then I could call in security or even yotsuba herself to come and escort you out!
>>432027 How interesting....it absolutely explains that absence!
>>432068 Men in Black is based on a comic. I don't think it matters either way because I think the /v/ rule changed. I don't see anything about /v/ in the current rules actually.
>>432032 I wanted to submit Quan Chi from Mortal Kombat and Drake from Drake of the 99 Dragons since both had a /co/ appearance before a /v/ appearance but since they both only appear once in their /co/ appearances (I mean Quan Chi was in the MCX comics but fuck those) they probably weren’t allowed
>>432069 Well, don't assume I haven't the powers. Leaving without the Emperor's bidding after he has told me to remain is unacceptable. And I trust this 'Yotsuba' as much as I trust yourself. She's probably a fiend of your hellish magic. >>432082 You're telling me. A bunch of pervert men, always.
>>432031 >"Heh, I thought so." >"Yeah, I remember the last stretch was gonna be the North Pole. You have presents?" >>432049 >"Wow... you think you have things hard these days, but all you gotta do is open up a history book and it really hits you how easy you have it. Mass extinction aside, I'm glad it was an easy year." >>432069 >"Huh? Hey, Al, would you mind with the microphone?" >>432073 >"Who are finally what now?!" >>432076 >>432087 >"I have literally no idea!"
>>432089 Ha! Splendid! Much appreciated for those "watchers", Spiderman!
>>432091 By golly, even with your Round 2 curse, you've really hit luck in love by being in these tournaments, huh Jack?
>>432097 So you're someone who doesn't trust even the most innocent girls, eh? Hehehehe! And to think I once thought you had a change of heart for them after both Luz AND Jackie!
>>432098 Oh yes! It's about time to end my shift anyways!
Sit back and stay tuned, everyone! The Top 8 races will continue...TOMORROW!
>>432054 The future looks brighter for the Isles already.
I will take my leave and return tomorrow, but you are excused back to the Boiling Isles, Amity Blight. Whether or not your parents'll send you back to these races or not is up to them.
To lift our spirits as we enter the gates of Hell, we should all sing Christmas songs. Maybe it will drown out the tormented screams of the eternally damned. Oh my, I don't very much like to hear those.
>>432099 >"Gee, here I thought I was just getting presents from Santa! You didn't have to do that, Jack." >>432101 >"Um... h-he meant it endearingly? Like, 'asians are good at math'?" >>432103 >>432089 >"Hey come on, you guys don't gotta report on every little thing you know." >>432106 >"That sounds like a great idea Pip, but also a good question for when Al gets back. Do demons celebrate Christmas down here? You know... it being Hell and all I figure they're not all that excited about Jesus' birthday."
>>432103 Don't presume about my taste in girls, deer boy. >>432104 I.. I can go? Thank you, your highness! Thank you immensely! I've learned so much from this experience! A-and I'll never fail you again!
So now, that coffee was a bust. And to think I was going to spread it to the Isles... and why did that demon have to bring up Luz again? She was in the tournament and I didn't even... whatever. Well, I have this seashell necklace, strand of hair, and this black booklet... Forgive me Hexside, but I have to try... >exit Amity
If jackiefag(s) is still screwing around the wrong tournament next year there might be some undead love.
>>431828 The side that will jettison you into the River Styx if you betray their goals, henchman!
>>431921 Yes, indeed. We've entered near the beginning of the end-game. Our Henchmen must be ready to move out in droves if we're to take the phony pair of Saint Nicolas's.... Saint Nicolae? Whatever the plural is. Our primary disadvantage is I'm coming to recognize the power the holiday season gives these two alongside the one true Klaus. Overcoming this seasonly bonus will take both our guile, Shake. I know quite a few annoying guys who should be in Hell, who are you referring to?
>>432069 >>432076 >>432022 ...well shit, there's $100 I owe 21 right out of my pocket. Well done on your first pity kiss, Spicer, I hope the upcoming round won't be all too awkward trying to control your raging hard-on. If it lasts for more than four hours, I have a number you can call.
>>432106 Normally I wouldn't care what you all decided to sing Pip, but considering who we're up against I'm worried going along with the festivities may yield Jack and the Grinch a morale boost we do shouldn't afford.
>>432093 >>432093 Seems pastebin is effectively kill because of the SMART filters (an automatic word filter). For now you should copy the pastebins to a text file and add a new Dropbox folder called “pastebins” and highlight this in the OP next time. There a number of other sites that can host text but I would wait until you see a number of generals and other threads also use it since there could be a number of new potential problems or loss of information. For now, just use google docs for new ones and remember to save new texts in the pastebin folder.
>Howard: Praise be the gods of the city of gold! Miguel and Tulio drop the sun on Hilda and Twig! >Kreese: Kind of reminds me of America after pearl harbor. They attacked something small and America dropped the sun on them twice. And just like then it's still awesome to see an giant ass explosion!
>>432125 >Pastebin used a filter to detect "offensive content" and set it to private automatically. >Account Users can still see their pastes that were flagged. >Essentially anything with a guest account is now 403 Forbidden or 404'd.
>>431757 *Dastardly's planes fly through the portal. In search of the remaining racers among the fiery, hellscape. Knowing that whatever damage they may cause, this world would not appear as though they had even arrived.*
>>432132 Excellent! Soon those racers will be left stranded! Not that the Dappers would probably care, but still! Oh, why, oh why didn't I just do this all those years ago!? Then I could have had the whole track to myself, run a few laps, and give myself the damn trophy!
What's that? Santa Clause and a bunch of racers are making their way through jolly old Hell for Christmas? Well darn, why didn't anyone say anything? Come on, guys, lets give these speedsters a good ol' fashioned Hell welcome show them how we do Christmas in the nine circles!
Christmas Time In Hell String up the lights and light up the tree We're gonna make some revelry Spirits are high, so I can tell It's Christmas time in Hell
Demons are nicer as you pass them by Natasha's victims made a chorus line The snow is falling and all is well It's Christmas time in Hell
There goes Jon Arbuckle Taking a festive Christmas shit After he's done eating up He will have sex with it And there goes Invader Zim's ghost Carolling with his GIR Reunited for the holidays God bless us, yes good sir! Everybody has a happy glow Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow Even Chris McLean is under the spell It's Christmas time in Hell
God cast me down from heaven's door To rule in Hell forever more But now I'm kinda glad that I fell 'Cos it's Christmas time in Hell Here's a rack to hang the stockings on We still have to shop for Ramses' Son Alastor's hair sure looks swell It's Christmas time in Hell
Hey look there goes Jackie Holding burning mistletoe Over poor Dan Vs' head Just watch his weenie grow For one day we all stop burning And the flames are not so thick All the screaming and the torture stops As we wait for old St Nick So, string up the lights and light up the tree We're damned for all eternity But for just one day, all is well It's Christmas time in Hell
Get a toast together for all our sins We've gotta make room for Mr. Wilkins Wake his mother and ring the bell It's Christmas time (Christmas time, Christmas time, Christmas time) Christmas time (Christmas time, Christmas time, Christmas time) It's Christmas time in Hell Merry Christmas, Tag-Team Tourney!
>>432148 What? Could you repeat that? *Static noises* Drat! Inter-dimensional radio signals are rubbish! Though it sounded like the cup... ah! He'll be dead soon anyway.
>>432147 Mr. Satan sir, how's your son doing? It's been a long time since the last time we talked. I remember the chap had me burst into flames as a gift to the little fat kid. I tried writing to him and he wrote back to me "Kill yourself" then he never replied to any of my further messages. Oh I'm dreadfully worried something happened to him.
>>432119 Whatever you want to call it Casanova, a peck on the cheek isn't anything I'd write home to your ghost-mom about in any case. ...and yeah, it really is. Knd of distracting if I'm being honest. This is why the Mighty Monarch always wears an athletic cup underneath the spandex.
>>432139 At last, we meet again, Chris McLean! I hope you're prepared to face the sting of the Mighty Monarch as I make my way through Hell itself. Wallow in despair as my flying Cocoon nears your Hotel as you cower behind its frail brimstone walls!
>>432147 There are many horrifying scenarios I was preparing myself for as the Cocoon entered the fiery depths and haunting wails. This was not among them.
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>>432156 *Radio is now nothing but static* Drat! Stupid machine! Well, I suppose I'll have to play the waiting game while the bombers blow them out and tie them to the depths of Hell! Then, I shall have the trophy!
>>432152 It's because they are a match and work well together as a pair. I don't agree with everyone crying about how a pair should be canon. It wasn't in the rules in the first place that teams should be canon. Stan and Krabs are great.
>>432139 Hiya Mr. Chris! I got the journal you wanted, and came back in time to see my adopted father race... Speaking of which, where are Mao Mao and Badgerclops?
>>432170 Despite the heavy rping, I also enjoy the Assholish AS Duo on their own. Both are Adult Swim icons and both feel like characters that would work off eachother well with their narcissism, murderous tendencies, and power thirst.
>>432155 You do know that the hotel is highly protected, right? >>432164 Ha! I like this guy. Who is he? >>432168 I'll be taking that. I'll look into it and see if i can find anything on Simon's location. For now, you just go find Mao Mao. >>432169 Better than how the Monarch treats his wife, that's for sure.
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D: MABEL MABEL MABEL MABEL MABEL MABEL MABEL MABEL MABEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! M: Jeez Dipper what is it, I'm kinda on the phone right now. D: Trust me, this is much so more important than anything you could ever possibly be talking about on that phone. M: Even better than talking about your favorite K-pop groups? D: Bill Cipher is back!!!!! M: Ok that is pretty important, but wasn't Bill eradicated for ever when uncle Stanford used his memory gun on Grunkle Stan. D: I thought so too, but I just got a call from Grunkle Stan and apparently Bill Cipher is participating in a Wacky Racers competition and their currently racing through Hell. M: Their in Hell? Wow Grunkle Stan really fell off, I wonder if he met Soos' father down there. D: Stay on track Mabel I have a theory. M: Ok ok, I'm super serious now, what theory do you have? D: When the memory gun was used on Bill it was supposed to erase him along with Grunkle Stan's mind, but we managed to actually get Grunkle Stan's memories back. That means that there is a possibility that Bill somehow came back with it. Which means...... M: We have gotta call uncle Stanford.
>>432186 This can't be right. Mao Mao and Badgerclops are heroes. They can't just... They must still be alive somewhere, since I can't see them around here, though its more likely they'd go to heaven....
>>432183 I guess that makes sense >>432188 Well if it makes you feel any better a body hasn’t been found yet meaning they’re probably still around. And even if they did bite the dust you’d still be able to see them in Hell (unless they went to Heaven in which case sorry kid)
>>432178 The Hotel may be guarded by the Radio Demon but if there's anything in my power to see your damnation even slightly more agonizing, I will find it!
>>432190 >>432193 You know what, you're right girl with glowing green arms! You too, red-headed man! The mummies think they can have it over the heroes of pure heart, they better think again because they didn't count on a scout in the air. Haha! It's on Bill Cipher! But first, to the jungles of Peru!
>>432177 > Race themed Tag Tourney > Dick gets cucked out of the poster even though he's the reason it is race themed > Even fucking Tulio and Frylock are in it
K: Good morning/afternoon/evening, SCAM investors! Wherever you happen to be! We're coming to you from one of the less red parts of hell for a pit stop. And to give our eyes a break! S: Hell? I thought this was San Francisco! K: We just wanted to remind everyone to keep voting SCAM Inc! The launch of SCAMMY+ was a roaring success, and we're breaking ground on a new project to be unveiled soon, but we need your support to pull it off! S: Yeah, nothing bad against Santa, but it's just not a good investment. He gives stuff away on a massive scale for free, and keeps costs low through a consistent use of slavery and child labor. K: Which SCAM Inc. is currently in the process of phasing out! S: Right, right. So if you want an actual return on your investment, vote SCAM Inc! K: We'll see ya at the finish line!
>>432194 God, just, let's just stop this while we're ahead please? I don't need to hear about Baby Supervillain's First Boner!
>>432198 FUCK YOU, CHRIS! By the end of this round, you will learn to fear the Monarch! And at least my queen only has two legs that aren't covered in fur!
>>432209 ...that's it? Shake, I have to listen to your rap all the time.
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>>432181 D: Uncle Stanford you've gotta hear this, Bill has come ba- S: I already know Dipper, Stanley told me. I'm already trying to prepare. M: But how are you going to beat him this time? The same trick won't work twice on Bill. S: I'm aware of that, but we can still use the quantum destabilizer to send him back to the Second Dimension, I just have to get the drop on him and not miss the shot this time. D: And how do you plan on getting to Hell in the first place? S: When you get stuck across multiple dimension for years on end, you pick up a few things. Let's just say that I know an incantation that can make me a portal to hell. Picked it up from a wizard who visited Hell a few times. That's all for now, I'll update you on what happens when its' over. M: Be careful uncle Ford. D: You have nothing to worry about, I will. >The call ends
>>432152 It's 100% because of the RP which is pretty fucking meh but circumstances being what they are there's not much we can do about it. I would prefer them winning over Dapper Dealers though.
>>432111 >"Well... uh, good thing I just so happened to have the exact same idea! I'll give you your present, which I totally already have picked out, at the North Pole too." >>432118 >"You and 21 were having a bet about us? And he was betting in FAVOR? Wow, didn't know he had faith." >>432147 >"Oh. Well I guess that answers my question! Christmas in Hell is officially a thing! Don't know why I ever doubted it, I already knew even bad guys can't hate Christmas." >>432202 >"Hell is once again a surprisingly pleasant experience so far! Which is still a really weird thing to say out loud."
>>432222 >quads Well Chris looks like you weren’t dating the spider all along. As such I shall kneel to you (but you never specified it as also not being a sexual relationship but let’s ignore that)
>>432166 The ones I've seen were more about giving them a better chance at winning, but I may have missed a lot of other discussion.
>>432158 People forget Donald and Daffy made it to the finals. Sam and Max being canon and likely the greentext oc was speculated to be that extra push needed to beat those two very popular characters.
>Kreese: The Dapper Dealers make bad things happen to those who choose Wilkins coffee! >Howard: Oh finally Wilkins is gone. This coffee tastes like rancid snatch and I only drank it to stay alive. Fuck Wilkins coffee! >Kreese: You would know what that tastes like wouldn't you.
>>432215 So... he's a GOOD rapper then? I'm still not sure I'm seeing the issue.
>>432218 Yeah, clearly I underestimated your standards, 69. I thought it would be an easy bet, but you had to go and throw the brat a bone. But it matters not! I've since convinced him to go in for double or nothing, the Monarch still has hope of victory.
>>432229 And you literally got it up! A kid pops a woody in class, you don't let him forget it.
My wife is a goddess walking among us! She's the living personification of feminine beauty, the most beautiful butterfly to ever grace you unworthy pieces of slime with her presence. I have an Aphrodite sleeping in my goddamned bed every night! Fuck your quads and fuck your gay little safespace of a Hotel, THE MONARCh WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
>>432237 >Fuck your quads and fuck your gay little safespace of a Hotel, THE MONARCh WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! Beautiful, I can hear it all in his voice. I just want the Monarch to win it all bros. He deserves this
>>432213 Apparently this Tulio guy think's he some sort of big shot huh. We'll its time to show that shabby god who's boss. However, me and the gang can also have a little fun while were here. >opens a portal from the second dimension to hell Henchmaniacs, Hell is ours for the taking, go free and cause some mayhem, and after this dumb race is over the universe is next.
One of the Henchmaniacs: Why are you a cat? > Bill leaves Samantha's body and fires a laser that kills the Henchmaniac
I don't know, why are you dead? I'm kind of bored with the cats anyway, one of you guys can eat them.
>>432218 As I said! We're only doing this around the PRIDE circle! And this race shall take us to all nine! And believe me when I say that no newbie to Hell is ready for THAT.
>>432214 Bah! He's not running things anymore, anyway!
>>432240 Bill Cipher! You will have your maniacs sit on the SIDELINES for today!
>>432229 >"Y-YEP! Same here, heh..." >"...I hope shopping in Hell is decent." >>432237 >"...gee thanks but I think my standards are fine, sir." >"You got 21 to go in on double or nothing? What's the new bet?" >>432246 >"Oh, right, you mentioned the others were way worse. Guess we all get to find out by just how much. Ones who aren't racing anymore get to just watch from a nice safe distance, right?"
>Kreese: The North Pole express give the queen's finest a early holiday and a Christmas bonus! >Howard: What do you want for Christmas Kreese? >Kreese: You with a broken jaw if you start singing that song.
>Howard: Mickey uses his Disney magic to cancel Wander and Sylvia! >Kreese: They got sent to the realm of obscurity, where the only way out is through over saturation!
>Kreese: Wallace and Gromit give Wall-E and Eve a tune up! >Howard: Nice to see competitors just bonding over a common interest such as robotics. >Kreese: What a bunch of nerds.
Guys, guys! We all don't have to fight in Hell do we? It's the Christmas season, come on let's all just take a breather and have some egg nog. Mephisto was gonna sing jingle bells on ukelele.
>Kreese: The heroes of pure heart just couldn't save Christmas from the fake Santa's! >Howard: Adorabat is getting a freighting surprise for Christmas! >Kreese: That or a stolen tree.
>>432249 I did! What I meant to say is that you're not hosting things "fully!" So take value in hosting for this one day, my friend, but don't take ALL the credit!
>>432251 >...I hope shopping in Hell is decent. Oh, I'd be mighty careful if I were you! Let's just say that a living mortal wandering the bowls of Hell is BOUND to catch some attention may not want!
And for the safe distance, why of course! Just stay away from the racetrack and maybe you won't become a target!
>>432257 >>432258 HA! Look at you! Thinking I'd want those cats spit out for my OWN safety! You should consider being a comedian!
>>432246 >>432247 >>432268 Do not worry Alastor, when we win this round I shall use my power to restore them and eradicate Cipher for good before exiting hell.
>>432265 Dick Dasterdly? >>432267 Look at Chris, safe in the knowledge that his own diary was returned to him by an orphaned girl, mocking a young boy with a crush. Maybe that experience with the psycho gas damaged him in the womb
>>432239 Yeah, cause that's what I'm named after: the famous 'monarch moth'. Don't change the subject, you manipulative prick, APOLOGIZE TO DR. MRS. THE MONARCH OR FEEL MY FURIOUS STING!
>>432243 Oh piss off, we have separate beds in the Cocoon, Spicer!
>>432246 If that sniveling reality show hack keeps insulting my Queen, I don't care if he was behind Heaven's gates, Alastor! Even if I have to check into the Hotel myself, I'll strangle the living daylights out of him!
>>432251 No way, I'm not just gonna flat out say our agreement so you two could screw me out of $200. Just keep doing what you're doing and I'm confident things will go in my favor this time.
>>432252 ...my God, I'm starting to see your point. Alright, the moment the spider makes even a twinge in our direction, all cannons are primed to squash it.
>>432263 To beings like you he’s unkillable, but in the presence of a god he’s just like the rest of you >>432268 Seems you underestimate what you don’t understand mortal, you wish to be informed by the Chaos Bringer himself?
>>432271 *Dick Dastardly is not present within the planes, but many of his robotic henches are. They observe the fire, and decimated metropolis with trepidation, but, programming is programming. Their metal fingers slowly reach for several multi-coloured buttons on the dashboard as they descend lower.*
>>432178 I am Coconuts, the greatest creation of the genius Dr. Robotnik. Nice to meet you Christian McLean Chandler. >>432272 Keep seething about the fact your wife is a fake tranny >>432252 Okay Shake. >>432144 Here's 5 bucks! Do your magic.
>>432268 >"Well I only got today and tomorrow to find something and I don't think there's going to be a good mall in the Peruvian jungle! Also a gift from Hell sounds like something Jack would be into. Supervillains and all that." >"What kind of attention are we talking about? Is it the kind bullets work on?" >>432272 >"...cut me in on some of the take and maaaaaybe I can rig it?" >>432282 >"AAAH! Can we seriously not go one track without explosions?!"
>>432282 *Stands close to the Hell portal with a small army of undead accompanying him. He closely listens with perturbed interest.* Why am I hearing explosions?
>>432298 Don't forget: >Most of the detectives are dead or missing >Samantha a damsel in distress but there's no one left to rescue her and her daughter Ms. Mumbles >Shake faces his nightmare; Tulio now a god >Chris looks up where his grandparents are at while the girls who vowed to slay them are likely watchin This is going to be a hell of an evening, no pun
>>432297 Of course, my son. You are usually right, and an ambush is the best course of action. Undead! We are moving to the other portal! By the sound of it, whatever comes out, there won;t be much left of them. So, this should be quite simple.
>>432278 FUCK, I meant me and Shake had separate... just go hug your body pillow or something, you freaking smartass! And I said I'm not fudging the bet! >>432281 I don't care if she was in another freakin' dimension, apologize and beg for her forgiveness and perhaps the Monarch shall show leniency! >>432284 You again?! Didn't I land my freaking Cocoon on yo-... right, we're in Hell. Robots can go to Hell? Robots have souls?! And in your freaking dreams! My wife is 100% all natural female, you jealous little simpanzee. >>432288 Hah, nice try but no deal. I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna need your help on this one 69. This time it's in the bag. >>432301 It feels pretty good, my young Pip, it feels pretty good indeed. The frogs are dealt with and next we shall deal with the phony Santas... and Chris mother-fucking McLean. Watch and learn Pip, you're about to see first hand how a supervillain handles it when it's personal. >>432293 >>432282 AH! Fuck, it's starting move! All cannons, open fire, show that spider the power of the Cocoon- Wait. Something's wrong. Are we under attack?! I hear impact shells outside, what's hitting us?!
>>432305 You're looking at it, technically. You see, once i got down here i noticed i got a few demonic powers. One of them i'm using right now. I have changed my appearance with an illusion to look like my old human self. This face is how people recognize me so i'm keeping it.
>>432310 What do you mean you hear impact shells? Is this an excuse to get out of your ass whooping? That's it pussy, I challenge you to a rap bat- >Bomb falls on MC Pee Pants, killing him >His diaper flies into Monarch
>>432310 OK, fine. To Mrs. The Monarch, if you're listening to this, i am so, so sorry. Sorry that your husband can't satisfy you in bed. You should hook up with my good pal Chef. He knows how to treat a lady.
You'll find that a majority of people down here include those who enjoy cutting others open and those that like to force themselves upon anyone they find cute in a more..egh..."sexual manner", like the filthy degenerates they are!
>>432303 Two things. One, Mao Mao and Badgerclops were kicked into a ravine by one of Ramses' mummies. Two, Batkek showed up and told us that Ramses' army is on the move.
>>432295 Since we might not make it out of this alive, I'll tell you a long one. "Oh I cower, I hope she doesn't think I like golden showers. I hit the wrong tab, I was trying to hail a cab" Little brother Jack's going to be pissed, literally.
>>432310 >"Aw phooey. Fine, if 21 wins again I bet he'd split the money with us." >>432320 >"W-what?! I mean... as nice as it is, it IS Hell so I guess I shouldn't be too surprised. But you're saying there are demons right where people shop who in broad hellish daylight would try to h*ld my h*nd?" >>432295 >"Oh crap oh crap oh crap somebody save the shops at least, I really need Hell's precious commercial district!"
>>432282 So Ramses went to hell. How fitting, now the grim reaper won’t need to struggle doing his jo- wait are those bombs going off? What type of maniac would bomb Hell?
>>432310 He's not dead, I checked my list. Neither are his infernal brothers. They just followed you guys into here because of their extreme loneliness and needing for attention father Robotnik never gave them. And it looks like someone never heard of the robot devil.
>>432330 We need to meet up so we can strategize. I think it's too dangerous to do any now. It seems like Batkek has no plans on backing out of his fight with Ramses, and by the sound of it, it's gonna be huge.
>>432320 *A bot presses a button. Nothing but clicks.* "Now what?" one asks another in a robotic voice. The bot shrugs then pushes a secondary button. All War Thunder Aircraft Gun Sounds
>Anons piling salt on Dapper Duos for no reason even though Alastor and Bill have been big time players for the entire tourney Did too many of your favs get voted out?
>>432337 >>432340 He doesn't like them. He just fears Gwen will think he does when she sees his search history while trying to hail a cab. But let's say he does. It will make little bro angrier.
>>432313 SHIT! Take evasive maneuvers, all Henchmen to battle stations! Find who would dare to take a hot explosive dump on the Monarch's lair and show them retribution! >>432317 GAAAGGGGH! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! >>432318 >>432329 I'll deal with you two later when Hell isn't freaking blowing up, but in short reply: screw both of you. >>432319 Chris, by all the powers of Hell I will drag you out of that Hotel and use you as a human shield from this aerial bombardment! You DARE to make mockery of the Monarch's unparalleled talent in the bedroom?!
>>432342 I want Henchmen in the skies! Alastor's given us an opening, take to our flying namesake and fill the skies of Hell with orange fluttering wings, Minions, attack! Destroy the bombers before there's nothing left of the Cocoon!!!
>>432345 Yeah, but why does he have that stuff in his search history in the first place? >>432349 It's quiet in the hotel. This place doesn't have a lot of guests.
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>>432329 Yes! And worse! If you want to survive with your innocence in tact, you wouldn't dare go alone.
>>432356 >>432351 >>432338 >Another portal opens, and massive black tendrils come out, one of them knocks the blimp down towards the ground, while the others curl around the Henchmaniacs.
>>432377 >Those were porn videos of Dastardly and Danger Mouse though. >first Samantha, now this Holy shit! Raise hands everyone, who here has NOT slept with Danger Mouse?
>>432385 Spiderman! I should've it was you, you crazy bastard! What have you been up to? >>432388 And Coconuts!? How many people are posting Monarch porn!? >>432390 You can count me out.
>>432397 Good to see you too Chris. Well it’s a bit embarrassing but I lost to Dick at Round 1 (to tell you the truth I allowed him to win since he seemed like the type of guy that needed a win in his life), then after that when this Krampus guy came to punish Monarch I took a few pictures of The Monarch getting his behind smacked red by the equally red Krampus. Then finally I took a picture of the pee boy himself getting kissed. Now I’m here in Hell watching people getting blown up
>>432405 You should take pictures of all this. It's important to preserve our history. And make sure you get pictures of the Monarch losing his shit once he finds out about his porn videos.
>>432337 >"Aw, is that all Hell has to sell? Drugs are bad and I don't even know what Jack would do with a dildo. I thought it'd be more like, I don't know, a city-wide Hot Topic with cool demon junk." >>432351 >"Good luck sir! If you need me I'll be down here in the thick of it all, fighting the good fight and trying not to get bombed while totally not just doing errands of my own." >>432378 >"I literally cannot think of anything more degenerate than h*nd-h*lding, so I don't wanna find out. You made your point but who am I supposed to go with? I can't go with Jack and let him know what I'm up to, and Mr. The Monarch's busy with the race. And battling the armies of the damned."
>>432356 BILL! What's your game in this, are you behind this bombardment?! Fine, let us see which fares better between your Henchmaniacs and my loyal Henchmen!
>>432357 YES you fools! They're designed for flight, don't you remember my weddi... right, most of you wouldn't, I'm pretty sure I've rotated the crew like twice since then due to casualties. Well they do, and you will! Go out and show them the fury of the Monarch!
>>432375 >>432377 >>432379 >>432385 DAMN YOU WALL-CRAWLER! I knew it was only a matter of time before a REAL supervillain had to show that blasted Octopus how it's done. Leave it to a real animal-themed antagonist!
Why did you do it?! What did you have to gain?! How did you even get into my Cocoon, my security should have detected any pathetic hero who dared to breach its interior!
>>432378 Alastor seems to be allying with us! Maneuver the Cocoon around the Hotel, put out those fires, for the love of GOD someone turn off Shake's epic-battle remix!
>>432418 So that's what you're looking for. It shares a building with the dildo emporium. If a small homeless guy tries to talk to you just run. I'm serious, just run.
It exists! Just not city-wide! You'll find it two miles north from the starting race course!
>>432419 The turf wars are dying down but you'll still find a share of degenerates lugging their weapons around! You two better hope you can defend yourselves just in case!
Yeah, you might wanna sit down for this one. Your boy toy is dead. Got eaten by his neglected feral kid, apparently. But hey, there's more fish in the sea, right?
>>432425 Well, if ya say so, boss, but you know there's a lot, and I mean, a LOT of smoke out there, right? And that's without the bombs. Shouldn't we think this through first? Strategize?
>>432425 Well after getting framed for rape by doppelgängers last tournament I wasn’t viewed in a positive light in the public’s eyes. Now taking these pictures and putting them online would get people to now talk about something else and those rape allegations would be forgotten. As for how I got in it’s pretty simple, the back door was unlocked.
>>432431 >>432432 WHY?!? SECRET AGENTS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO FUCKING DIE. I PLAYED PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE FOR YEARS WITH HIM TRYING TO MASK IT. I HAD YEARS TO MAKE THIS WORK. WHY COULDN'T I JUST MAKE A MOVE EARLIER? WHY DID I HAVE TO WAIT THIS LONG BRUSHING OFF MY CRUSH FOR MY WORK TO LOSE ANY CHANCE AT HIM? WHY ... ..Sorry guys I need a minute
Men of the cocoon, we art in our fiercest battle yet. We wilt needeth to assemble. So henchmen, we standeth tall and proud. Join me thee quite beautiful butterfly bastards. WHO'S WITH ME?
>>432436 >Entering by the back door Damn, he truly is a menace. JJJ is going to go bananas if he ever find that Daily Bugle back doors might be opened sometimes.
>>432437 Sorry my guy. Look, I may have a had a problem accepting it myself, but maybe the best way to romance an autist isn't playing passive aggressive with him for years... But...at least he didn't seriously try to kill you, right?
Look, I'm about to go back to watching the races, but if you need a sympathetic ear, Ashi and I are here to listen.
>>432442 NO! That's it Spiderman! I'm going to kill you. Yeah, thats it. I'll make my own team of baddies to squash the bug along with ending my little bro Jack. SCRATCH! GROUNDER! YOU'RE FIRED! I'll be seeing you all soon. Don't get your Christmas cheers up just yet. >>432443 Alastor, where's the exit?
>>432446 It's not like it mattered anyway, it was never going to work. Higher ups in the agency don't like romances, let alone a gay one with a fellow agent. It would have never slid without ending both careers, and we're far too invested in that to let it go. It doesn't matter if it comes out now, now there's no chance. >>432449 Thank you bro
>>432419 >"Oh hey, Skinny Santa! Well if you've got the time, I'd appreciate it, but aren't you in the race too? I know you're up against the Monarch but I'd still hate for you to lose because you were helping me." >>432427 >"Okay see that's more like it! Thanks Chris, I'll go give that a look... what's up with the homeless guy though?" >>432430 >"Don't worry, between the two of us we should be fine. I read something like most assaults can be prevented just by going out with a buddy. Maybe demons are crazier, no offense, but still I bet it'll work out."
500 more posts and we might get the quints of victory, the Ultimate GETS that overrule all GETS on this site, or the other... for those who didn't reach the final and won't obtain the SUPER DRAGON BALLS, this is it!
>>432471 The first tourney was new and barely known, and this tourney was kicked out of the main site. Not much of a surprise, even if it's a stale meme.
>>432438 >"Oh snap. Uh, I'll be right there! Just going on... recon down here, investigating what the enemy's up to. And stuff." >>432458 >"Okay that should have bought us some time. Thanks again, Skinny Santa, let's get to that Hot Topic!" >>432465 >"...well that's pretty foreboding. I'll be careful if I see him, will he be easy to spot?"
>>432436 So to escape the public's scrutinizing eyes for your sexual assaults, you decided to invade the privacy of the Monarch's sacred chambers and took videos of me and my wife doing it?! If you weren't a hero, Spider-dick, you might make for a decent bad guy. But the Monarch will not overlook this crime to his Queen's decency...!
The back-door?! GODDAMNIT 69, I said when you take Fang out to take her massive dino-dumps you LOCK UP AFTERWARDS!
>>432462 DELETE IT! Delete this now or forever... wait, what's the scores say? How many thumbs up do the lucky plebians who have the grace of witnessing our peerless sexual prowess before being executed think us worthy of?! This had BETTER at least be in the Recommended page, or I swear to shit-!
>>432438 Well done rallying up our forces, Master Shake! I'm temporarily placing you as my second in command of this battle, do us both a favor and don't fuck this up! >>432434 The time for strategy has passed! Now is the time for action! We can strategize once our enemy is driven before us and- GODDAMNIT why is shit in my Cocoon still exploding?! It's like piloting the freaking Helicarrier, this thing explodes every other month! Okay fine, 21, 24, any Henchmen listening, if you have ANY bright ideas now's the time!
>>432499 I am Adorabat. Mao Mao and Badgerclops were my adopted parents. I've exhausted myself flying around everywhere after their crash, but I could not find them. Only a large quantity of mummies camped outside the portal to the next round of the race
>>432485 The hell is going... I recognize that voice. Weren't you a spider that got blown to kingdom come like a couple of hours ago? The hell do you want from me?
>>432489 What?! No! I don't want a bunch of sexless dweebs on the internet watching me live the dream they always wanted as I plow my hot wife over and over again for their sexual entertainment....
'Verified' means paid? Purely out of, let's call it 'fiscal curiosity', how much?
>>432502 Well, it says here that during their state of madness the God of Numbers, his lover and a doctor found themselves imprisoned in a hidden village at the North Pole.
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>>432324 Stanford: That explosion back there was a close one, almost got killed before I even got a chance to do anything. Even I after I told the kids I would stay safe. No use in worrying about it now, I have to continue searching for Bill.
>Explosion noises
Stanford: What in the world was that? Could that be Bill Cipher?
> two cats walk to him from across the street, Samantha and Mr. Mumbles
Samantha: I couldn't help but overhear you mention the name Bill Cipher, what could you possibly be trying to do?
Stanford: I certainly didn't expect to see cats in hell, but yes, I'm looking for someone named Bill Cipher. A demon who I can send back to where he came from with my quantum destabilizer. Do you know Bill as well?
Samantha: You could say that, but I don't feel like getting into the details of it. Just know that I barely managed to escape with my life from that demonic triangle. You should be able to find him at the source of those explosion you here in the distance. That's all the information I can give you. Come now Mr. Mumbles, we should be going.
>>432506 Wow! That's where the race is going in the first place! And from the sound of it Bill Cipher is getting tired of Dad's crush, so she in her daughter will be making their way to the village as well!
>>432504 Well you can earn 80% of ad revenue and sell exorbitantly priced videos that are like a tenth as long as a theatrical movie and 3 times the price. You might also look into OnlyFans. A little more exclusive. There's a paywall to even see anything.
>>432506 >>432512 Or at least it would be so if it was not for the mummy blockade. I guess I'll keep searching for my father. He'll know what to do about this.
>>432505 I made the template so people here can make OC's (I'll make one or two [safe for work of course, we're in Hell but the thread is still christian and sacred])
>>432325 (Danposter here, Dan is already dead, hence he's in hell, I'm just waiting for the Dappers to die so Angel can kidnap them in the botched escape)
>>432518 (Since you were also the Ms. Mumbles poster (I think) do you have anything planned for her and her mom? They were kind of important to the Mao Mao and Dan arc)
>>432484 Well, sir, I'm no genius or really that smart, but getting rid of the smoke or at least having some way to see through it would be a priority. Now, considering these goggles don;t have much functionality, and we don;t have a fan big enough to blow the smoke of the bombs, let alone the fires of Hell away, I suggest we start with... well. Getting the fuck out of here.
>>432520 I did, but with Mao Mao and Dan both dead they're useless, so I killed Samantha off with 8Ball and then Teethguyposter finished off Mumbles.
Plus having lost his cat will serve as good motivation for next years Dan...you know, along with being raped in hell for 9 months by Angeldust and Lucious Heinous, but we'll get to that when we get to that
>>432521 >>432520 Not him, but I feel it would be anti-climactic if the cat girls just walk out when there was so much effort Dan put in saving them. I hope Dan gets to help them leave at least even if it ends with Angel Dust rape
>>432491 >>432495 >"Wuh-oh... well I'll just try not to talk to any one on my way to Hell's Hot Topic and back. Thanks for the heads up Chris! Al, good luck with your partner, hope you two don't fight for too long so close to the Finals." >>432487 >"Sure thing, Al said it was just a couple miles away. Thanks for doing this with me again, normally I wouldn't be worried about going solo but if Al says there are extra eager killey, hand-holdey demons around I'll take his advice." >"Can't believe I didn't think to get Jack anything up until now, I just assumed that was Santa's job! There's like three in the Tournament, I thought we were covered. Now what to get him... he seems to like collecting those magical artifact things, Hell has a few extra I could grab."
>>432524 (They're supposed to be dead I killed them off with the henchmaniacs.......fuck having them alive literally ruins my entire post-round 3 plan)
>>432527 Yeah, Alastor was worried about revenge (Dan is gone, but they never found Mao's body) so he made them spit the cats out. They met with Stan on the way out but are now lost somewhere in a hell town.
>>432527 Stanford/Bill Cipher poster here. I ignored it because I thought someone was just fucking around. Lets just rewrite it to were Samantha and Mr. Mumbles get murdered by one of Hell's inhabitants after escaping Bill.
>>432530 >spit them out they fucking killed them fuck this.
(Ok, my entire outline for Dan's miserable failure playing out and his grand return next year required Mumbles and Samantha to be killed untriumphantly and pointlessly so Dan would feel doubley pissed.......which is why I tried to kill them off earlier....fuck)
>>432508 ...your challenge is a curious one, cow, but the Monarch does not shy away once the glove has been thrown. I accept.
YOU start us off.
>>432514 My wife already has an OnlyFans, curiously enough, that was set up for her in order to gain 'notoriety' during Ms. /co/... one that all my attempts to delete have been met with failure. 80% of ad revenue sounds enticing, but I need hard numbers Anon! Could this add an additional 6 figures a year to the Monarch budget, 5?
>>432522 >>432510 Retreat is never the answer, 21! And the goggles are a staple of the uniform, if we're to engage in demonic warfare then our enemies will know your generic visages for all time. Getting rid of the smoke is a solid idea, but I don't know where we're going to find a giant fucking fan out here. Unless that Yellow Lantern deal Vilgax was going on about in Round 2 ever bore fruit.
>>432537 (Of course, once I had to change things after Round 3, Mumbles and Samantha dying was the plan, of course assuming Mao Mao didn't win in that case he'd take them. Mao Mao lost, so I killed them off pronto so I could push that deck of cards away and get ready for the bad ending to set up next year. Mumbles and Samantha outlived their usefulness a long time ago)
>>432484 Not me, it was someone pretending to be me and then eventually getting crushed to death by a caveman with a big rock. Not just you and your wife, I’ve gotten videos and pictures of nearly everyone there (except that Pip kid because I’m not a freak).
>>432551 (I am confused as fuck about Dan to be honest. I kind of wanted him to win if Bill falls to someone else, get Ms. Mumbles out and have him stuck punching Bill Cipher in hell for a year so that at least its a bitter sweet ending.)
>>432551 Wilkins arc was partially his fault for making Wilkins TOO good and probably not including enough Vriska, but yeah I'll fully admit way too many people missed the ending of the Qualifiers where the Vriska stuff happened and thus overhyped him, and that he had a planned out ending(Tulio thing only happened because someone missed that)
Dan thing is just straight up Stanposters fault for missing the fact he had killed off the characters and that Dan and Chris were already dead and he planned for Angel to take em
>>432553 OK, DANPOSTER IS GONNA SAY HIS ENTIRE PLAN NOW.
>The thing at the end of Round 3 was botched, Dan and Chris are killed and are condemned to a deeper part of hell, under their loose watch, but outside the tournament scope.
>Either they lose, and people come snooping around the site, or they win and willingly give away the nuisamce, Angel finds them before they can escape, and kidnaps them.
>He invites Lucious over.......rape ensues until next year when Elise and Dale bail them out.
>Chris can't come out because they used a Gaelic spell and thus is recaptured when Angel returns to hell.
>Dan has lost everything, competes alongside Dale, and is out for revenge on those who doomed him, if he doesn't get revemge he'll be sent back to hell.
>>432569 (When I said "Pulp Fiction Reference" and "Commache The Revels", what the hell did you THINK i was referencing aside from the scene with Maynard and Zed)
>>432569 (Dan's entire thing was revenge. I kill his ally, I kill his pet and his pets mom, make sure he and Mao Mao have nothing to bond over, torture him till next year, destroy his hope, break him down, then when Dale figures out what happened using the books Dan left behind and he and Elise use Gaelic magic to save him,Chris can't come back, taking his one friend, and leaving him a deadline to dispose of those who wronged him. It's dark, it'll be incredibly flexable, and it'll be amazing)
>>432575 ...Ok I gotta admit, Dan and Dale seeking to personally hunt down everyone who wronged them, with the deadline being if they fail Dan goes back to hell and back to the rapehole, sounds kinda fucking based.
>>432573 (original Samantha RPer here. I was only around as a gag during qualifiers because she was not on any teams, I did not expect it to spiral out like this. I was originally planning on having her come back for Mao Mao in the end after seeing the lust and subplots but now I am confused about what to do)
>>432557 I can’t spill it out all at once. I’m waiting until Monarch actually wins, then I’ll post all of it. Just think the winner of the Duos Tournament 2020 getting a sex tape of himself, his wife, his minions, and a dinosaur getting leaked on the internet. That’d get to forget about the false stuff against me as the public would rotate into talking about that instead
>>432581 (Danposter. Dangermouse was a plotpoint I came up with on the fly to end the Baby is Mew arc before it got JohnMega levels of bad, and then I needed Danger disposed of since he had outlived his usefulness)
>>432578 So let's see >GwenPool became a Monarch henchman >Pip became a Monarch henchman >Vilgax became a Monarch henchman Am I missing anyone? (God, I hope somebody actually draws the Monarch's family and Henchmen around the Christmas Tree like what was suggested last thread)
>>432572 I'm tired to i didn't read all of what you said. >>432574 At least that was as big as the Da arc. >>432575 >It's dark, it'll be incredibly flexable, and it'll be amazing I remember when people more or less said the same thing about the DC movies.
>>432593 Danger had it coming and Dan will come back for revenge....eventually. Wilkins had it coming for taking a Faustian Bargain with someone as untrustworthy as Vriska.
>>432592 Original Samantha RPer here. Since like I said before >>432580 I don't know what to do, lets go with Scrodinger's cats. This is all happening in the depth of the underworld, where everything is kind of smoky and unreal, so let's just make it ambiguous what happened to them. Some swear they saw them die, others claim they were revived, others yet claim they are in Ramses' army now having betrayed their original loyalties for a life as Egyptian priestesses.
I was originally going to just say he died in the 22 car pile up at the start of the race but if that doesn't work then you guys are free to do whatever you want with him for the story.
>>432606 Mummy Ian? >>432603 (Maybe Dan going nuts slowly, unsure if Mumbles is dead or has betrayed him or both? That way its a compromise between the other anon)
>>432556 That sounds an awful lot like slacking off when there's work to be done. I don't employ you schmucks to jack off around here, I pay for results!
>>432550 Caveman with a big rock... think I know who you're talking about. Well, I'll still tell everyone it was you: anything that keeps a goody-two shoes hero in trouble with the law is gravy to me.
Nearly everyone here? Dude, I understand me and my wife, but my work-force is 99% guys, why were you creeping around taking photos of a bunch of lonely 30 year old men? Only other women in my Cocoon were a bunch of temps in Ms, a freaking dinosaur, and... wait were you the one that got those pictures of 69's back?
>>432570 Pfff, you got more or is that it? Pathetic. Behold the mighty licks of the Monarch's lithe tongue!
Who cares what you think, you're fucking dead and I'm not And I don't mean just your bloated bovine diapered ass and its rot As far as Aqua Teen villains go you don't even make the top ten I'm the king of Venture baddies that gets viewers dropping in.
Would you guys prefer Bill being sent back to the second dimension by Ford, or being stuck in Hell stripped of his powers? His powers could be stripped away by Ascended Tulio or a deal he made with Alastor. You could even just say the rules of wacky racers removes his powers.
Ramses RPer here, as much as I would like to be greeting whoever survives at the portal, it's way to late here I'm afraid. Which is why I show up late in the threads. Sorry that momentum won't be there, but I'll keep posting regardless.
>>432610 Well if that imposter survived being crushed by a rock multiple times then props to him >>432612 Yes >>432613 JJJ is still recovering after losing to a sandwich eating teenager, he probably doesn’t want pictures of me for awhile
>>432615 Well, if ya say so, boss. Let's roll, boys! *The horde takes flight into the smoky haze. The planes soon prove to be a very formidable opponent. A few of the raiding aircraft are shot down, but many more of the Monarch;s henchmen perish with bullet ridden falls from the sky.*
>>432635 (Neither do I, heck I was part of the anti-RP camp, this is my first rodeo, but I prefer a bad ending anyway so I'm fine with leaving Dan being raped in hell forever if next year is no RP. A chill year would probably be a wise choice anyway after all this shit, a return to simpler times)
>>432615 Aww come on, no need to spread rumours. Well you should a team that’s primarily comprised of lonely men would result in pretty saucy behind the scenes "action" going on and I’m definitely not missing the chance of getting that on film. Yes.
>>432615 No, is that all you got In order to watch your show, I have to be high on pot You only have blind followers for fans Beyond that, you're barely a man Your wife wears the pants I hear your minions' chants All they're saying is "Monarch's a fag, he should just pack his bags."
>>432627 Not a 100% accurate one but it definitely is >>432628 JJJ? I thought you got depressed after losing to Shaggy. Now you’re here too? Wait we’re in Hell so does that mean you…
>>432649 >>432651 Ramses will probably have some heavy hitting undead with him whether that gives him a fighting chance or not. If it comes to a conflict with him, then maybe Ramses won;t win, but Belos won't come out of it unscathed.
>>432650 Well... they could still very much be alive. They're tough fighters and they are hard to kill, so they might have just taken a little tumble is all.
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>>432509 >After Stanford locates Bill, he prepares to take a shot at him >He only has one chance to land this Stanford: Time to send you right back where you came from.
>>432639 Your sacrifices will be remembered for the rest of the day, my loyal Henchmen. Go forth with honor, and show the enemy you have no fear! I shall deal with my own opponent in the meanwhile...
>>432645 What kind of action are you looking for?! 300 something lonely guys doing whatever the fuck they do to keep themselves occupied when I'm not looking does NOT constitute something I feel would be worth stalking around my Cocoon for. Also: I'd laugh about 69 if the incident wasn't subsequently released to Guild Human Resources. Had to hear my Queen chew me out and have a guy come in to talk to my Cocoon about sensitivity in the work place...
>>432646 Hah, so this cow's got some guts does it? All it will do is make you a finer meal once I roast you alive.
To be fair you have to have a fairly high IQ To appreciate my show's wit, it clearly isn't for you You say I'm barely a man, but at least I AM one You look like something I like on my burgers well done If you dare say a word about my wife, you should know I'm fucking the 2020's one and only fucking Ms. /co/
>>432656 I plan on looking for them till I find them, even if it makes my wings bleed! >Adorabat flies off in the direction of a town on the other end of the portal. It seems she has not surrendered hope yet.
>>432673 Weekly is perfect and its sad he hasn't got much fanart. His and Blacksad's story is the heart of the tourney for me, along with Henchgwen and Chris
>>432662 >"There is literally nothing cool about taking pictures of people while they're getting dressed!" >>432661 >>432668 >"That's really sweet of you Jack, but I think 21 and Strong Bad are right... once on the internet, always on the internet. STUPID pictures..." >>432670 >"I'm just warning you now: if you go through with this, I WILL cry. And I WILL make you watch. I'm not bluffing."
>>432684 Oh, you wanna go on about your wife Then let's go on about her life She cucked you like a bitch Tom Cat has a good cum shot pitch It gave her vagina an itch The itch you couldn't scratch She thought Tom's sex was great While you were second rate
>>432685 >>432689 >>432690 Wait, is that it?! What about Jack and Simon?! Have i seriously wasted my time reading that journal for nothing?! My existence is on the line here people!
>>432700 SCREW IT, not enough time until the race starts for another verse, I'm ending this. Monarch wins, FUCK YOU, thank you for playing a game you lost from the start, pampered steer!
HENCHMEN! Slaughter the cow and bring it to Chef to celebrate our victory!
>>432702 Overall his chief problem is that he refuses to ever go off script. You can't control the flow of the story in RPing with anons. That's the beauty of RP. >doesn't allow the Wilkins thing to develop naturally >hates that anons like his less preferred RP >wants his Dan storyline to flow just how he wants it
>>432713 Because the other tournaments will be on /co/, have more traffic and you're risking the tournament completely if you continue this shit next year
>Scam Inc's massive insider trader and stock inflation has been discovered, triggering an economic crisis not seen in scale since the South Seas Bubble.