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keep all tourney talk in this thread.

Timer: https://itsalmo.st/time-for-the-semifinals-9vwl

Poll: https://forms.gle/kL59gkyvcuLvmrw6A

Results: https://forms.gle/aTjjBzK7tYLGqF3o7

The 2’s A /co/ tourney is a single elimination tournament where teams of 2 duke it out for both the glory of being the best tag team as well as snazzy and horribly inefficient championship belts.

>Resources:

Booru (Post OC here): https://tagteam.booru.org/index.php

OC Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/dz26hdnk76ppfdj/AACbgj5O0Lm14lHRbAgXSCS7a?dl=0

Sites for easy image making
https://www.imgonline.com.ua/eng/

>Judges:
Yotsuba
/co/nrad
Sam
Max
J/aco/lyn
Hope Corgi


Rules and Nominees:
Spreadsheet:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19-t7TfR5ucRNC-pfBOx6P5ayuB8w7WFmhutLbpJbHck/edit

https://pastebin.com/dEu3ASmN

2019 Elite Four:
Sam and Max
Eggman and Wiley
Samurai Jack and Johnny Bravo
Daffy and Donald

>Why are there only four when the rules says 8?
Last tournament only had 64 teams, as such there was no top 8.

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OSWALD MADE A TOP 8
OSWALD MADE A TOP 8
OSWALD MADE A TOP 8
OSWALD MADE A TOP 8
OSWALD MADE A TOP 8
OSWALD MADE A TOP 8
OSWALD MADE A TOP 8
OSWALD MADE A TOP 8
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>Wilkins LOST
Alas, the power of Wilkins is broken...
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Hi, everybody! I have to make this quick, cause I know I’m not supposed to be here anymore.
Thanks for taking us this far in the competition, I’ll be back next year, and, uh, I formally disavow anything Pepe says or does from here on out. He didn’t take the results well, and I have to hop out of here before he finds me...Bye!
No.431772
Anonymous
Replies:>>431777
>>431766
>in a tournament with 69 voters

o i am laffin
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Well folks, it was nice while it lasted!

I decided to help Klaus on deliver presents in his stead while he will continue his race!

My time has come to go, Santa Jerry Lewis and Reindeer Alfred Pennyworth, out!
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>>431757
You see that, Bill Cipher? We've just made Top 8!
No.431777
Anonymous
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>>431772
Don't care
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>>431771
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FRAUD! THIS ELECTION WAS STOLEN! I WILL NOT CONSNEED!
UNTIL THE FINAL VICTOR OF THE TOURNAMENT IS CROWNED IT ISN’T OFFICIAL! THE VOTE CAN BE OVERTURNED BY FAITHLESS PIE CHARTS! TRUE PATRIOT PIE CHARTS ARE MOBILIZING! TRUST THE PLAN!
No.431779
Anonymous
Replies:>>431788
>>431777
>lucky 7s
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Ah, so how are we going to get out of this ravine the fake Santas dumped us in?
Stay steady Badgerclops, I will try to slowly climb back up, and then I'll be pulling you after me. This is not over.
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>>431778
I HAVE TWO DOZEN SWORN AFFIDAVITS THAT SAY MONARCH AND SHAKE HACKED INTO THE GOOGLE FORM AND ADDED VOTES! WE ACTUALLY WON BY TWO THOUSAND VOTES, A LANDSLIDE! DOMINOS AND TAG TEAM ARE COMPROMISED...BOUGHT OUT BY BIG COCOON...A TOTAL SCAM!
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>>431782
KEEP TAG TEAM TOURNEY GREAT! WE WILL NOT LET THIS ELECTION BE STOLEN BY ENEMIES OF THIS GREAT TOURNAMENT! THE ORGANIZERS ARE BOUGHT OUT BY FOREIGN ENTITIES SUCH AS THE GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT! VERY SHAMEFUL!
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>>431785
STATS ANON WILL RETURN AND VERIFY THAT WE WERE THE TRUE VICTORS OF THE ELECTION...BASED STATS WILL OVERTURN THIS CROOKED VOTE AND ENSURE TRUE DEMOCRACY IS UPHELD!
FUCK RIGGERS!
FUCK RIGGERS!
FUCK RIGGERS!
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>Wallace and Gromit beat WALL-E and EVE
I nom'd Copper Couple and I'm happy, for one if we do Tag Team again they can come back, and two it breaks the 5th Place Curse they were developing.
No.431789
Anonymous
>>431771
You did good son, hope you can still lurk.
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>>431781
Okay I am going over the edge here! What's this?
No.431792
Anonymous
>>431771
Based Kermitbro
See you 2021
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Oh wow! That was a tough one, good thing Zero and Cats never got along...

But please do continue to vote for me and the Grinch! Everyone in Halloween Town would be just mystified if I brought back such a wonderful Trophy!
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>>431794
>A swift kick from the mummy sends Mao Mao and his partner tumbling down into the jungle ravine to an uncertain fate
>Ramses is avenged
No.431799
Anonymous
Replies:>>431804
Hope the Mao Mao poster knows that I love his work so far and I hope he continues in lurking.
No.431800
Anonymous
>>431786
Funny enough I'm heavily pro-trump and I voted for Monarch and Master Shake
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>Batkek takes a long hard breathe of air through his nose
OSWALD YOU SON OF A $*^@£ YOU @§!*#€¥ MADMAN YOU DID IT YOU €*#¥•@£ DID IT IM SO @§!*#€¥ PROUD OF YOU
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>>431786
Ah, there you are.
Back to the /trash/bin, frog.
No.431804
Anonymous
Replies:>>431812
>>431799
Thanks man. He'll probably be back for the finale since he's part of the detective arc, but I'll be RPing a little less since he's out of the tourney.
No.431805
Anonymous
Replies:>>431835
>>431794
Who is that?
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>>431774
One last thing, since I don't think I'll return to RP for a long time... Merry Christmas to everyone and a happy new year!

I wish you good luck, good times and plenty of joy and moments to relax!
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I'm the anon who had to nominate Klaus and Jesper FOUR FUCKING TIMES because of the stupid Janny, thanks so much you guys for getting them this far.
No.431810
Anonymous
>>431800
Same here. Love Pepe and Kermit but Monarch and Shake deserved a win.
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HOP ON THE MICKEY OSWALD TRAIN
No.431812
Anonymous
>>431804
So he isn't going to sneak his way into the Hell race for Round 5? Oof. Cat's gotta avenge Samatha sometime.
No.431816
Anonymous
>>431808
We'll miss you, Jerry Bro. Hope you have a good one.
No.431817
Anonymous
>>431809
just vote for Jack and The Grinch for a Santa finale

No prob anon, thanks for giving me a reason to finally watch Klaus
No.431818
Anonymous
Replies:>>431824
>>431812
He'll get her back when Bill loses for sure. Too much work went into that arc, especially with Bill poster taunting Mao
No.431819
Anonymous
Replies:>>431837
Honestly sad Wilkins lost because the duo they lost to is actually shit
But I guess they were too obscure to truly pull out a win and they can come back next year
No.431820
Anonymous
>>431808
Thanks Jerry Poster. You were one of my fav RPers
No.431821
Anonymous
Replies:>>431825
>>431812
His only hope is for Bill to either lose or grow tired of torturing Samantha and get a new victim.
No.431822
Anonymous
>>431810
>>431800
I’m actually the guy who nominated Kermit and Pepe in the first place and the guy who wrote the writefaggotry above, I also voted Asshole Duo this round but just wanted to have Pepe go out in an appropriately /pol/ way
No.431823
Anonymous
>>431808
Great job Jerryposter, glad we had you with us. Merry Christmas!
No.431824
Anonymous
>>431818
>when Bill loses
if Bill loses
No.431825
Anonymous
>>431821
I don't know about the Bill poster, but I'm willing to RP Samantha if she gets unpossessed.
No.431826
Anonymous
>>431808
Merry Christmas, based poet
No.431829
Anonymous
Replies:>>431836
Only half of the remaining are canon duos
No.431830
Anonymous
>>431828
The Santa Final is the only acceptable final
No.431831
Anonymous
>>431808
Thank you Jerry. Merry Christmas!
No.431832
Anonymous
>>431830
Honestly this
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>>431770
>Wilkins was always standing on someone else's shoulders. Only a matter of time before they came to collect when he botched it.
No.431835
Anonymous
>>431805
I meant it as Ramses' son avenging his father, but I don't know if Ramses poster will agree with that. Either way one of the Egyptians avenged the Pharaoh
No.431836
Anonymous
Replies:>>431838
No.431837
Anonymous
>>431819
OG Wilkins Poster here. I was the one vote that killed him.



(Makes that part last thread where I tell him I created him and can kill him if I want funnier....because I did)
No.431838
Anonymous
>>431836
Just fun facts
No.431839
Anonymous
>>431828
Give the Monarch a win.
>>431830
That's vote fixing. It should be the better characters win, not because of the season. What? Should Jack win when we have tourneys close to Halloween?
No.431840
Anonymous
Replies:>>431844
>>431770
But sadly, it is now absorbed by Bill Cipher. He is getting stronger
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Hot take: Whoever wins this one will win the tournament
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OC ANCHOR
No.431844
Anonymous
Replies:>>431846
>>431840
>I thought Vriska was the one giving Wilkins his power? At the end of last thread she came and killed him for messing up their plan and is apparently going back to Gamma Rae with Stars wand
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I sense that human with a piece of the AllSpark actually bested a demon. Impressive. But now with the rest of the Allspark I corrupted with my will I’m finally certain my plan is going into motion perfectly
No.431846
Anonymous
>>431844
>Oh
>Okay
No.431847
Anonymous
>>431810
I still can't believe they made it this far. Monarch and Master Shake always get fucked over in these competitions despite Monarch qualifying for two Mr /co/s and his wife winning Ms. /co/ and Master Shake qualifying for every single /co/, including the last tag team with Cartman.
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S: YOU DID IT!! You absolute maniacs did it! Thanks to your investments, SCAM Inc. has grown exponentially and made it to the ELITE 8! Remember what we told you when that happens? PAYDAY! We don't even KNOW what to do with all this money, so we're giving a little bit more back to ALL our investors as a holiday bonus! Your next check will come with a paramedic to resuscitate you when you look at it! Try stuffing THAT in your stocking! And Krabs says you saved the little square guy's job, so good work there too!

We're not done yet folks. We've got BIG things in store. And, as of now, SCAMMY+ is LIVE! So get watchin'! Anything to add, Krabs?

K: AAAAARRARRARRARRARRARRARRARRARR!!!!

S: Haha, same buddy! As always, remember to reinvest in SCAM Inc.! Put us on YOUR nice list, and we'll see you in the next round, SCAM faithful!
No.431849
Anonymous
>>431828
Monarch. We already have a Santa team
No.431850
Anonymous
>>431839
now that’s no fun
No.431851
Anonymous
Also: As of now, I'm allowing all teams that make the top 8 of this tournament to have pages on the wiki if you so wish to have them
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AUTO-ANNOUNCER V. 1.0

[SCAM INC] IS IN [FIRST PLACE]
[POWER OF TWO] IS IN [SECOND PLACE]
[MIGHTY AND POWERFUL GODS] IS IN [THIRD PLACE]
[CRACKING CHEESE LOVERS] IS IN [FOURTH PLACE]
[NORTH POLE EXPRESS] IS IN [FIFTH PLACE]
[ASSHOLISH AS DUO] IS IN [SIXTH PLACE]
[FAKE SANTAS] IS IN [SEVENTH PLACE]
[DAPPER DEALERS] IS IN [EIGHTH PLACE]

SIGNING OFF
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ENDING A

The year is 1957. The city, Washington D.C. You've been up throughout the night trying to write a commercial for Wilkins Coffee. A white light streaks across the night sky.

You hear an explosion. Something has landed outside. You go to check.

It's a puppet. There's a Scorpio symbol on its chest.
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ENDING B
(Homestuck) The Felt - Englishyoutube thumb

The puppet lay abandoned on the road, cast aside after it lose the last race by a hair. The accident had left its arm torn off. There was noone around, and a thick mist was settling atop the track.

Within the puppet, something squirmed. Its eyes glowed with an unnatural power. Those same eyes had glowed many times before, but there was something different about them this time. They were yellower.

The puppet sprang to life, some strange presence within trying to break free. Felt stretched and tore, gray skin growing beneath. From the back sprouted wings. From the head, horns. The binocular vision of the beast split into vision eightfold. Blood spewed from the wound where its arm once was before a mechanical replacement manifested. The puppet's strained body was shredded entirely as orange robes rose to replace it. Its head burst open to release a mane of messy black hair.

Once the new form had fully manifested it flew off, leaving a trail of sparkling dust in its wake.
No.431853
Anonymous
>>431839
True, choosing characters for placement memes or a theme is shitty.
No.431854
Anonymous
>>431828
Go with Monarch and Master Shake
No.431855
Anonymous
Replies:>>431860
>>431852
Wilkins became a god?
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>>431848
im still mad at these guys for buttraping the danger mouse team
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Welp, it looks like the end of the road for me... But hey, at least we made some good friends along the way. C’mon Twig, let’s go home and get some rest.

*bark*
No.431858
Anonymous
>>431856
They could have stuck around in the RP if Mr. Mumbles had not eaten Danger Mouse
No.431859
Anonymous
>>431858
>characters who lost continuing to RP

eeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No.431860
Anonymous
>>431852
1 SCAM Inc. 79.7
2 Power of Two 62.3
3 Mighty and Powerful Gods 60.9
4 Cracking Cheese Lovers 55.1
5 North Pole Express 55.1
6 Assholish AS Duo 53.6
7 Fake Santas 50.7
8 Dapper Dealers 50.7
wasn't really feeling it tonight
>>431855
it's an idea I had back in round 1 or so that the wilkins plush is secretly a cocoon for vriska. the Lord English parallel flowed naturally from there.
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>>431857
See ya next year, Hilda. If ya ever need tech advice just give me a ring
No.431862
Anonymous
Replies:>>431873
>>431858
Danger Mouse shouldn't have been giving out happy endings to slutty female cats. He brought that on himself.
No.431863
Anonymous
>>431808
Master Shake, Pip, and Scratch and Grounder (Formerly Zim) rper here, even though I didn't want Jerry to win, I'm going to miss you. You were always a great and important part of the rp. Goodbye and Merry Christmas.
No.431864
Anonymous
Replies:>>431908
>>431852
(Just so you know it ain’t me the OG Wilkins poster here. The ending I always intended was at the end of the last thread. He loses, Vriska gets pissed off, takes away the power she was giving him, and kills him. Wilkins dies the pathetic frog he was, Wontkins is free, and Vriska slinks off with the wand to find Gamma Rae.)
No.431865
Anonymous
>>431808
Jack here
Merry christmas you absolute chad
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>>431857
>>431771
>>431774
>"Kermit, Jerry, Hilda, All of you did really great to make it as far as you did! Lots of people were rooting for you, and I bet they're all proud of you. Losing against gods and Santa (take it from me personally) is definitely nothing to be ashamed of. Hope to see some of you stick around to enjoy the rest of the race, but if not, we'll miss you!"
>>431786
>"You mad bro?"
No.431867
Anonymous
>>431856
I saw it coming a million miles away so I'm not too bothered.

I'm just happy they got in. That's all I wanted really.
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>>431770
Now the only thing left to do is start my own religious coffee business. It'll be called Tulio and Miguel's coffee and its so good that you literally won't drink anything else.

>>431782
>>431785
>>431786
You're right Pepe, it was rigged. You guys actually didn't get any votes at all and should've been eliminated in round 1.

>>431845
Is this foreshadowing a Unicron arc?

>>431848
Sounds great, you've got my blessing.
No.431869
Anonymous
Replies:>>431906
>>431802
Is Batkek dying from his AIDS?

Speaking of which what happened to the guy who gave it to him?
No.431870
Anonymous
>>431808
Hilda and former Twig anon here, have a swell Christmas and a Happy New Year.
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>Mighty and Powerful Gods
>North Pole Express
>Assholish AS Duo
>The Power of Two
No.431872
Anonymous
Replies:>>431882
I like how several people are seething about Wilkins and trying to hype up his power, while the main RPer wanted him to die pathetically to his boss Vriskas wrath. Talk about contrast
No.431873
Anonymous
>>431862
That made me kek
No.431874
Anonymous
>>431808
godspeed m8
No.431875
Anonymous
Replies:>>431880
>>431871
>>Mighty and Powerful Gods
Not Dapper Dealers
Anon...
No.431876
Anonymous
Replies:>>431879
>>431858
DM getting BTFO was the best part of the tournament
No.431877
Anonymous
>>431871
literally only one change and it would have been perfect

>Mighty and Powerful Gods
>North Pole Express
>Fake Santas
>PoT or Cracking Cheese Lovers
No.431878
Anonymous
>>431757
>>431852
So Vriska IS Wilkins? Was inside him? I thought she threw him off a cliff?
No.431879
Anonymous
>>431876
>t. Secret Squirrel
No.431880
Anonymous
>>431875
I swear you're trying to make DD fans look bad because you've been responding to everyone who doesn't vote for them.
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Updated bracket:
>https://imgur.com/a/zRyb5n4
>https://imgur.com/a/zRyb5n4
>https://imgur.com/a/zRyb5n4
No.431882
Anonymous
Replies:>>431889
>>431872
Funny thing is I was the one who nominated him, he just ran with it as the main roleplayer
Guess because Wilkins is a fun as fuck character to roleplay
No.431883
Anonymous
Replies:>>431892
>>431878
He either was a god and got absorbed by Bill(according to Billposter), is still a god and just ran off(Seething anons), was just a disguise for Vriska the whole time(random anon) or was stripped of his power and killed by Vriska(OG Wilkposter)
No.431884
Anonymous
>>431881
Bottom half looks stronger then top half
No.431885
Anonymous
>>431881
nice work. seeing oswald dominate is satisfying as hell
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>>431868
Why shall I foreshadow someone that has been here since Day 1? The Chaos Bringer himself is among you all. Not participating in this race but instead watching. He’s the master while all of us are his chess pieces
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>>431857
Tough luck, kiddo! There's always next year! If you're going to come back, then good on you! If not, toodle-oo!

>>431774
Same to you, Jerry!

>>431786
Oho! Someone sure is angry!

>>431868
If you actually go through with this then I want to be one of the first customers in that business! You hear me?
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The two French teams are gone! We did it! Oh what jolly good fun! Hilda the Frog and Pepe the Frenchman will never strike fear in the hearts of contestants ever again! Oh you did it Tulio and Miguel! You really are Gods!
No.431889
Anonymous
>>431882
Nope, don’t give two shits about the froggy fuck. I wanted to support Star and Gertrude by giving them a rival, as well as keep Vriska relevant.

Wilkins is a puppet, literally, so the joke was he was Vriskas angry little puppet who would eventually be cut loose and crushed.
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MINIONS! Well done. The Cocoon is through the portal, and the open fiery plains of Hell await the Master Shake and your Mighty Monarch! Though I will admit, I am saddened to see Jerry fail to make it past Klaus and his lackey. It would appear, my old enemy, our rivalry must be settled at another time, and another date... don't you dare keel over from a broken libido until I'm done with you.

Speaking of Santas, it would appear we're facing a few in the upcoming round. Irony is a dish best served hot, it would seem, but though the Christmas season may be taking its toll, we shall return the favor on these festive frauds. You know what to do, Minions, so go forth and do it!
No.431892
Anonymous
Replies:>>431898
>>431883
Maybe Wilkin's is like a hindu god with many aspects. He can have multiple ends.
No.431893
Anonymous
Is someone going to update the dropbox?
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Should I make another poster?
No.431895
Anonymous
Replies:>>431914
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>>431753
Hey, thanks... Still put some clothes on.

>>431726
Really?

Oh also thanks for the mistletoe, even if a death stopped anything from happening...
No.431897
Anonymous
Replies:>>431914
No.431898
Anonymous
>>431892
Vriska killed him.



Also she has Stars wand so, that might be a problem
No.431899
Anonymous
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>>431757
Now that the tournament is basically over, I can get started on planning the wedding between me and Shuma Gorath. There'll be tentacles and kool aid for everyone!

>>431770
So its settled then. I'm definitely converting to TulioMiguelism. Plus I'm getting of sick of drinking nothing but Wilkins Coffee.
>Throws coffee cup away

>>431794
What are you? Some rejected team member from Mummies Alive?

>>431845
Honestly, after watching the dub of Transformers Headmasters, its impossible to take you seriously.

>>431857
See you Hilda. I hope that your show doesn't get raped like other cartoons.

Well its been fun. Merry Christmas to all you awesome anons out there. I hope we can do something like this again someday.
No.431901
Anonymous
Replies:>>431905
>Want to vote in North Pole Express because Christmas

>Also want to vote in Scam Inc for a potential Dapper Dealers vs Scam Inc semi final

Dudes, what do I do?
No.431902
Anonymous
Replies:>>431914
No.431903
Anonymous
Replies:>>431914
>>431894
hell yea you crazy bastard
No.431904
Anonymous
Replies:>>431914
>>431894
If you're offering, absolutely you magnificent bastard.
No.431905
Anonymous
>>431901
follow your heart
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>>431869
Yes I am but the gift Knull gave me is helping me stay alive so that’s nice.
You mean one of the many possible parters Oswald could’ve had? I decided to leave them be since I’ve grown respect for this rabbit that is usually unlucky
No.431907
Anonymous
Replies:>>431914
>>431894
Fuck yeah, dude.
No.431908
Anonymous
>>431864
That's what ending A is for.
>>431878
Admittedly it is incompatible with the "true ending", but eh. I kinda don't care. Fuck, there's two different endings in my post, I want people to pick whichever one they like best.
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>Howard: It's the elite eight! Who ever is in here now is in it to win it!
>Kreese: let's go back to the replays of round 4 and see who won the race!
>Howard: We're still doing a race theme?
>Kreese: Well the amount of gas I've been huffing would indicate yes.
No.431910
Anonymous
>>431881
Thanks anon!
Replies:>>431917
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>>431798
No.431912
Anonymous
Replies:>>431915
>>431908
(Fact he still had the Scorpio symbol threw me off, he lost that with the power)
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You all are still here? I am.....surprised many of you still live.
No.431914
Anonymous
>>431895
>>431897
>>431899
>>431902
>>431903
>>431904
>>431907
Aight, only gonna do the top 8 'cause like I said I felt like I cursed some of the characters I put into the first poster. At least someone in this one will definitely win.
No.431915
Anonymous
Replies:>>431931
>>431912
I assumed it was stitched on.
No.431916
Anonymous
Replies:>>431936
>>431908
Tulio anon here. The only reason I turned Tulio into a god was because you said you were done and I wanted to give the Wilkins arc a satisfying conclusion.
No.431917
Anonymous
>>431911
I think Weekly has some sad news for Mao Mao's daughter...
No.431918
Anonymous
Replies:>>431923
>>431914
By now you should know who is relevant to the tournament
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Robotn- I mean Santa Clause here, I shall congratulate the Top 8 for making it this far. You’ve thought so many foes and have been so close to certain defeat but you pulled through till the end. As a reminder the final 2 teams will be racing at The North Pole and the winners of this would receive a wish from the Super Dragon Balls courtesy of /a/. Relax Top 8 as of tomorrow the races will be your most important races yet.
Replies:>>432118
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>>431890
I'm afraid it's not going to be that easy my liege! We will need to assemble the troops immediately to pledge their allegiance.
Also, if you think I'm annoying, you have seen nothing yet. Wait until you meet this guy in hell.
No.431922
Anonymous
>>431920
Sorry about that, I meant Wilkins anon.
No.431923
Anonymous
>>431918
Haven't been paying too much attention to the rping, sorry.
No.431924
Anonymous
So is anyone going to post the poll on /co/ so it could have higher voters?
No.431925
Anonymous
>>431919
This looks very exciting and not suspicious at all!
No.431926
Anonymous
>>431923
>does art but doesn’t pay attention to the rping
M-MASAKA?
No.431927
Anonymous
>>431774
>>431808
Dunno about you guys, but I think it'd be nice if someone draw Jerry as Santa and Alfred as a reindeer going on their way to help Klaus
No.431928
Anonymous
>>431914
I remember how none of those characters on the poster made it past round 3
No.431929
Anonymous
Replies:>>431943
>>431923
Can someone make a quick summary of the RP for drawfag? I would but I'm busy atm
No.431930
Anonymous
Replies:>>431933
>>431923
it's been distributed quite equally, honestly. far more so than Mr. /co/ was. but no matter what anyone tells you, zone-tan is NOT important in the slightest.
No.431931
Anonymous
Replies:>>431938
>>431915
(OG here, just gonna dump my entire Wilkins outline for the record)

>Wilkins, a sentient frog puppet distantly related to Kermit, comes to do his usual tricks to intimidate threaten and extort people into buying Wilkins. Wontkins is an unwilling partner.

>His charisma does him well at the qualifiers and he's planning to move on.

>Meanwhile, Vriska and Gamma Rae, rivals of the God Emperors Daughters Star and Gertrude, got word they lost, and were gonna lose their chance to take out their rivals.

>Rae slinks home, but Vriska is willing to make a deal and offers to grant Wilkins the thief of light if he helps her kill Star, Gertrude, and their father.

>She even offers to buy the coffee, sealing the deal.

>Wilkins now has the glowing symbol. He can kill people with bad luck.

>Mr. Stotch comes first.

>Star is too distracted keeping Garnet off her trail for killing Steven to realize what's going on, Wilkins organizes a meeting with her dad, kills him, and triggers Star to die, and eventually Gertrude, taking her wand and hiding it elsewhere as a gift for Vriska.

>Wilkins absorbs the powers of the god emperor.

>Wilkins gets greedy and extends the deal, no longer is this about killing Star, he promises to take her to the end game. Vriska agrees, and shares more power, causing Wilkins to occasionally glow.

>He kills Tavros to shut him up.

>He recruits Amity by saving her memories from the MIB, which leads him to Zone.

>Wilkins gets greedy again, offering Zone power in exchange for taking out Aradia(who Vriska had tipped him off was a potential troublemaker)

>Caught off guard, Aradia is killed by the combined power of Godemp and Vriska, and Wilkins gives most of that power to Zone uses Vriska's luck magic to transfer it.

>He then sends Zone away to wait for the quarter finales, when Vriska will return to the public.

>He loses.

>Vriska gets fucking pissed off, removes all the power from her puppet, leaving him helpless, and sends him down to hell, killing him. She slinks off, now in control of Star's wand and the power of God Emperor.

>Wontkins is free.

>Gertrude and Star are still dead.

>The God Emperors sons have taken over...and are currently losing.

>Zone-Tan slinks off unharmed, though she had the portion of Aradia's power she was granted forcefully removed.

>Vriska is off to reunite with Rae.

Essentially I left it with Vriska, defeated, but still stronger then before, Wilkins dead, and everyone else still dead.
No.431932
Anonymous
>>431926
cronge
No.431933
Anonymous
>>431930
Well not important to anyone but Shuma Gorath
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>>431926
It's just very hard to follow
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>Mao Mao lost
>in hell
You know what’s going to happen
No.431936
Anonymous
>>431916
He's a god?

Also, I said I was done with actively playing him alive, I ALSO said I was giving him a "Dr. Facciler" style death when he lost, because again, entire arc was that he was a weak pointless puppet being puppetered by someone legitimately threatening.

Which I did. He died a slimy pathetic frog just as planned, though it took longer then I hoped, and Vriska slinks off with more power then before, stronger and badder for next time.
No.431937
Anonymous
>>431934
You aren't wrong.
No.431938
Anonymous
>>431931
FUCK all that posterbitch, all you need to know is that vriska gave Wilkins her luck power to make him a god and then he lost and now he's dead.
No.431939
Anonymous
>>431936
Can verify, right after talking about how much he enjoyed playing Dan last time he said he was waiting for Wilkins to die so he could do that scene(he even gave some of the dialogue he planned)

Isn't that why we essentially ignored Wilkins last round? Because we knew he was meant to be pathetic?
No.431940
Anonymous
Replies:>>431945
>>431935
All the porn got me ready for this
No.431941
Anonymous
Replies:>>431948
>>431936
Yeah, and I can't wait to see what happens with Vriska next. Also yeah he's a god. He absorbed a piece of the allspark and slowly transformed into one. I didn't know you already had a set ending so I was planning on having Heaven Ascended Tulio fight Wilkins in a cosmic fight. Sorry if I nearly ruined your story arc.
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>>431887
>"I still almost can't believe Wilkins was killed. Thrice! Looks like you were right Al, you all really did have it handled. I guess we can all finally stop drinking this coffee now that his power over the tournament's gone. Congrats on making it to the Quarterfinals! How's it feel to be back home?"
>>431868
>"And congrats to you on getting that swanky new godhood. So... is TulioMiguelantism back on or was that always just a thing you were making up?"
>>431896
>"Hey, Jack, you okay? I just wanted to say sorry again about that joke earlier, I really would like to read your poetry but if you're not really comfortable with it that's okay, you don't have to."
>>431890
>"You and Shake are up against Skinny Santa?! Good luck Mr. The Monarch, if his sleigh's anywhere close to as fast as regular Santa this is going to be tough."
No.431943
Anonymous
>>431929
This is incomplete but:
>Dick Dasterdly cheating to win
>rivarly between Dan Vs. and Mao Mao
>Detective gang is after Ramses, who is in with Black widow and resurrecting dead characters as mummy soldiers
>Wilkins from Wilkins coffee becomes deity due to a Freudian contract with a Homestuck lady and tortures those who don't drink his product, suffers a horrible fall after losing
>Ashi and Grace enter to kill Simon and Jack but wiped out first round
>Simon and Jack wiped out next round by Billy and Mandy (I think they got gassed with something delirium inducing that Jerry and the detectives tried to warn people about)
>Samantha from IT is Mr. Mumbles' mom and Bill Cipher has possessed her to mock Mao Mao and Dan, also kidnapped Mumbles, Dan tries to save her but is locked in hell when he loses
>Mister Krabs has defeated Plankton yet again with his team mate (Stan?) and they are also running an organization called SCAM Inc that sells Krabby patties
What else?
No.431944
Anonymous
>>431934
Do the top ones for Mr/Ms
No.431945
Anonymous
>>431935
>>431940
Sorry guys. He lost before the hell round. And he is currently MIA
Replies:>>431969
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>>431942
Nah nah, we can read it some time.
Besides, I'll forgive ya if ya give me a kiss.
No.431947
Anonymous
Replies:>>431949
>>431943
Don’t forget Batkek planning on betraying Ramses
No.431948
Anonymous
>>431941
I mean, it did kinda get buried in the Dan stuff.

But yeah, Wilkins was pathetic, infact I was kinda relieing on people continueing to mock him like they did on the qualifiers. The joke was meant to be like
>Wilkins says he's powerful
>No one gives a shit
>He actually becomes powerful by making a deal
>No one gives a shit even when he kills millions
>He gets too greedy and Vriska cuts him loose.
>He dies pathetic(originally with Dan's involvement, that part didn't work out)

But people stopped mocking him pretty early on so I think the joke got lost at some point and people thought I actually intended him to be a threat.

Hell, not like Vriska's coming back this year either. She's slinked off til next year.

Although that will cost Tulio and whoever my vote, I don't like actual gods, personally I preferred when they were talking it up.
No.431949
Anonymous
>>431947
Oh yeah, and Blacksad and Moon knight are closing in. Also Adorabat is after Chris's journal to find out where Simon and Jack went after their Clowning.
No.431950
Anonymous
>>431943
How could I forget Tulio and Miguel? Damn
No.431951
Anonymous
Replies:>>431956
>>431943
(Also, just gonna spell it out now. Either when the dealers lose or when they win, they'll get bored of keeping Dan and Chris and hand them over to Angel....who....has his fun with them....cue Commache the Revels for the next 9-10 months)
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>>431900
Having a hentai mascot as our preacher would be neat.

>>431896
Don't worry Jack, not all hope is lost.
>A comic appears in Jack's hand
Its a copy of Action Comics #1 but with Gwen as the main character instead of Superman. Give this to her and she'll love you.

>>431942
I was making it up before but now I think its a legit thing. So convert and you'll get all that stuff.
No.431953
Anonymous
Replies:>>431959
>>431943
Danger Mouse arc was notable
No.431954
Anonymous
>>431943
>Miser Bros cursing the race before it even began
>all the paternity test drama with Jack Spicer and Mr. Mumbles
>Eggman's new album
>Samantha made a deal with Bill to escape Grace's kidnapping before the possessing
>Jack Spicer and HenchGwen becomes best couple
You got most of it.
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>>431952
.... Now I feel bad about doubting you.
No.431956
Anonymous
No.431957
Anonymous
>>431943
Megatron being bitter about losing and deciding to sabotage the competition, this then results in Tulio having a shard of a powerful artefact Megatron had being embedded into him and turning Tulio into an actual god
Replies:>>431960
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John, I think we're all that's left.
No.431959
Anonymous
>>431953
Was it? There isn't much to say apart from DM being Mr Mumble's dad, Ian didn't even show up cos I didn't feel like RPing
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>>431958
...
John?
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>>431913
Your highness! I-I've been stuck here for days! I'm surrounded by sex maniacs and murderers - my hair dye's fading - and there's not even a single female left!
M-may I take my leave? Or is there something...
No.431962
Anonymous
Dan Poster is out...again...I'll be back when the Dealers die to write Dan's ending...........and MAYBE i'll put Eggman's original album "Mean Bean Machine" to words.....depends....
Replies:>>432054
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>>431961
Quite
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>>431936
>because again, entire arc was that he was a weak pointless puppet being puppetered by someone legitimately threatening.
that's lame as fuck though
>oh yeah this person who's been around for half the tournament subtly taking out all who oppose him and actually being kind of intimidating is REALLY a pathetic fool controlled by the other super powerful character who hasn't done jack shit so far (and didn't even make it onto the bracket)
no wonder people are writing their own shit. lean how to improv properly, your plans are gonna change as the story takes unexpected turns.
why the fuck does Vriska want to kill Star anyway?
No.431965
Anonymous
>>431964
yeah I appreciate his work but that ending is lame.
although it wasn't your intention, people like Wilkins coffee. You did your job too well so let them have their thing.
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>>431964
>>431948
>Hell, not like Vriska's coming back this year either. She's slinked off til next year.
SHE'S NOT EVEN GONNA DO ANYTHING
THIS ARC SUCKS
No.431967
Anonymous
>>431964
>why the fuck does Vriska want to kill Star anyway?

The Emperor's New Daughters wasn't invented in this tourney, or even by Danposter Anon.

It's been an RP thing on /co/ for like a month now, Vriska and Gamma Rae were already Star and Gertrudes rivals in THOSE threads weeks ago.
No.431968
Anonymous
>>431964
>your plans are gonna change as the story takes unexpected turns.

hahahahaha expecting autists to accept this, they throw passive aggressive hissyfits whenever there's a plot development
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>>431919
>"Huh...? Santa, what happened to your clothes? Did they shrink in the wash? OH and did you get my letter?!"
>>431946
>"Oooh, that's what I gotta do to be forgiven? Mr. Spicer, you dastardly villain you, that almost sounds like extortion!"
>>431952
>"Blowing up Wilkins sorta makes me a believer but, let me get back to you on that. Like I said earlier, I'm not the kinda girl who just goes joining every hip new religion that comes up."
No.431970
Anonymous
>>431964
OG rper's word is probably highest for the character, but I somewhat agree; don't why he would want to shit on something going good so much.
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>>431969
Hey, what can I say? It pays to be bad!
No.431972
Anonymous
Replies:>>431977
>>431970
I should clarify I didn't intend to leave Vriska forever, I was leaving her open to future RPers, she's more powerful now, her two main rivals are dead, now what? She's going back to reunite with Gamma Rae? Maybe Rae betrays her, maybe she gets into trouble with the Emperors sons, maybe someone tries to steal the wand from her or revive Star.

I wanted to dispose of Wilkins and leave Vriska open for future tournaments, especially Ms Co assuming it happens.
-----------------------
He's a handpuppet, him being puppeted by someone else fit.
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>>431842

Our Elite 8 is going to be great! And for that anon who made a last-minute request in the last thread, I think you'll get a smile out of today's tales of the tape.

Round 1:
https://voca.ro/11ecbelQtt3D

Round 2:
https://voca.ro/15uKAdXF7wnq

Round 3:
https://voca.ro/1g2hdKPr2k2s

Round 4:
https://voca.ro/1jju4gRTIHF9

Round 5 (New!):
https://voca.ro/1euTUbag8tOY
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>>431969
A letter? Uh yes I did get your letter and it’s really good. As for my clothes it’s because… uh… climate change, yes yes climate change, as you know it’s getting hotter every year, it’s gotten so hot that now we don’t need to wear thicker clothing in the North Pole so I thought I’d wear this instead.
No.431976
Anonymous
>>431970
>I never imagined he'd get that far. I originally expected either Star would kill him and they'd revert to the status quo, or he'd beat Star, get greedy, and die in Round 2. Then when he didn't I had to come up with the Amity and Zone-Tan plotlines to serve as a stopgap, because Dan's arc was reaching it's peak and he needed my attention, and eventually I planned to have Dan kill him to kill two birds with one stone. But Wilkins lived and Dan died, so I gave up, I couldn't figure out where to pivot next, I didn't have enough interest, so I stated my attentions on how he'd die and then left to wait.


Sorry I disapointed you, Wilkins overpreformed and things kept ruining all my pivot attempts to clean up the arc like Dan dying, him living, and the Lich going away. dodged all my pivoting attempts except the last one(I voted against him and narrowly cost him)
No.431977
Anonymous
Replies:>>431981
>>431972
That's fair enough I guess. On a side note I'm very unsure rp will be a thing in the next ms. /co/.
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Well folks, another round gone, but we're still here! Mighty thank you to everyone that's voted Billy and I in this far!

And now for a few others before going off for the night!

>>431913
Beloooooos! Now where have you been off to? You missed a good chunk of the last race!

>>431961
And you were here this whole time too? Golly, I'd thought you'd be off back home by now, but ah well, the more of an audience, the better!

>>431969
Hey now, Gwen! Remember which team took out the Wilkins in this tournament!

>>431971
Pays in HOW much, Spiceboy?
No.431979
Anonymous
>>431973
I feel bad but it's quarter finals not semi
No.431980
Anonymous
>>431973
basado
he delivers again
No.431981
Anonymous
>>431977
There was a prexiting RP thread chain involving Star, Gertrude, Vriska, and Gamma Rae.

I already tied this into that and killed off half the cast, I couldn't muck with it anymore.
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>>431842
Replies:>>431987
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>>431973
OH NO NO NO PEPEBROS
No.431984
Anonymous
>>431948
Planning arcs beyond 1 round in these things has a slim chance of actually paying off, especially in the early rounds.
No.431985
Anonymous
>>431973
>That reference to the /v/ watchers

Kek
Replies:>>431990
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>>431975
... Dad, what are you doing?
No.431987
Anonymous
>>431983
No tendies for you
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>>431969
Well if you join us, then you'll get some of Tulio and Wilkin's coffee for free! (the cup is 9 dollars though)

>>431978
I agree, she should remember which team took out Wilkins.

>>431975
Well that makes sense. Also how did you get so fat? Last round, you were really skinny, white, and bony. Are you depressed?

Well good night anons. I won't be here for a while so feel free to do what you want with Tulio and Zone-Tan. I can't wait to see what you guys come up with. Be safe and have a merry Christmas.
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>I hear this Vriska women is looking for a new longterm sidekick.
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>>431986
So- I mean uh now now little boy you seem to have a wild imagination if you think your daddy is me.
>>431988
Seasonal depression
No.431991
Anonymous
>>431753
>>431988
>Wakaliwood making the sequel Madoka/Cpt. Alex
That's... actually fucking hilarious.
Replies:>>431994
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>>431990
... I can see your moustache going under your beard.
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>>431960
Weekly, I cannot express how much you mean to me. We may have started off rocky in the beginning, but over time we became best friends. Now, I don't know what I'd do without you. If I lose you, I'd never forgive myself.
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>>431992
I’m trying to experiment with my appearance, this style is called "looks like a fake beard" and Mrs Clause thinks it looks good on me
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>>431770
>"Woah... I guess the coffee guys weren't gods at all..."

>"What does this mean, Grace?"

>"This means... Dammit Ashi! The curse is broken! Simon and Samantha may actually still be alive somewhere out there..."

>"We will be ready for their worthless antics, Grace. Do not worry."
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>>431896
>Really?
I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that! It's more about the motion of the ocean than the size of the boat! Or were you talking about the blue guy being gay? Kid, we get so many Californians moving to Oregon I can spot 'em a mile away.

And don't worry about it kid! You remind me a little of my nephew. Nerdy, neurotic, but never stops trying! You're gonna get your girl, just remember to take those chances! Trust me, when you get to the point you've got more to look back on than look forward to, most of the stuff you'll regret are gonna be the things you didn't do. The perfect moment only exists in hindsight, kid. That's why you gotta keep trying with your girl. And invest in SCAM Inc.
No.431997
Anonymous
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>>431996
(What was the point of the missletoe again?)
Replies:>>432008
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>>431994
Does Mrs. Claus also want child support?

>>431996
Thanks old dude, I might just if you survive this tourney without getting investigated for federal crimes.
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>>431993
Oh, John...
*both hug*
I feel the same way about you.
No.432000
Anonymous
>>431999
and then they had gay furry sex
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>>431993
Sorry to ruin the moment but just came to warn you guys, Ramses and his undead army have started to move. They’ll be here soon and I’ll be prepared for that, even infected and how have under my command some of his army.
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>>432001
Now have, not how have. I thinks have somehow gone to my head. Also no I’m not going to kill you guys
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>>432003
yup the aids have indeed gone to my head, well that sucks.
No.432005
Anonymous
Voted
>Cracking Cheese Lovers: Wallace and Gromit
>Assholish AS Duo: Monarch and Master Shake
>Mighty and Powerful Gods: Tulio and Miguel
>SCAM Inc: Mr Krabs and Stanley Pines
Replies:>>432007
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>>432001
>>432003
>>432004
I suppose you are the Batkek we've been hearing about?
Replies:>>432011
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>>432006
The one and only
Replies:>>432009
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>>431997
All for Jack! Kid's got the heart of a hopeless romantic, he just needs a nudge in the right direction, or a flying cannon full of weeds! Either is acceptable in certain situations.

>>431998
HAHA! You wouldn't snitch, right?

OH! And I got you these. It's an ab roller and some blue body paint. Merry early Christmas/Kwanzaa/Lunar New Year or whatever.
Replies:>>432029
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>>432008
Thanks, and merry christmas to you too.

And why would I snitch? I'm a villain!
No.432010
Anonymous
With the Elite 8 here, from the entire competition, which duos are you most sad about not making it here, and which ones are you most shocked didn't make it?
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>>432007
Well, thanks for the warning. I'd hate to bare the brunt of Ramses' army.
No.432013
Anonymous
>>432012
an absolute marvel
No.432014
Anonymous
>>432010
>which duos are you most sad about not making it here
OG King and Queen, Kermit/Pepe, Tainted Love
>which ones are you most shocked didn't make it?
Bugs/Daffy. Really thought they'd be a powerhouse.
No.432015
Anonymous
>>432012
Marvelous
No.432016
Anonymous
No.432017
Anonymous
No.432018
Anonymous
No.432019
Anonymous
>>432010
>which duos are you most sad about not making it here
Primal Duo
Secret Fanservice
Warner Bros
Camelot Crusaders
The Devilish Duo

>which ones are you most shocked didn't make it
Miser Bros
Paw and Order
Power Hour

Three (Minus One) Caballeros for both
No.432020
Anonymous
>>432012
kuh kuh kino
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>>431978
>>431988
>"I know Alastor, I know! There were just so many really bright, flashy god-snaps of destruction I was losing track. You and Bill really earned your win on that."
>>431988
>"Nine bucks?! That's worse than SCAM's prices! Do you even still need money?"
>>431975
>"Oh no! Darn it, someone should just really bite the bullet and use their Christmas wish on a solution for green-house gases or something! Now even the North Pole is melting?! It was bad enough seeing Polar Bears lose their homes, we can't lose the toy factory too!"
>"Think you'll still be able to do your run this year?"
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>>431971
>"Heh, sometimes, I guess it does. Okay, okay, don't want that hanging over my head all night."
>*smooches on the cheek*
>"There, we even?"
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>>431978
I dunno, I don't do accounting.
No.432024
Anonymous
>>432010
Sad Patrick's Inferno didn't do better and that Somebody Will Die (Of Fun) got enough votes but didn't qualify under the 3 characters per series rule. Also surprised Miser Bros got beat by Trolberg Jumpers.
No.432025
Anonymous
>>432010
Shocked by:
>Dan Vs losing
>Miser Brothers losing
>Power Hour losing
>Goofy Goobers losing

Sad for the Tallest loosing.
No.432026
Anonymous
>>432012
Beautiful...
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>>431961
Amity Blight. I had figured you would be home by now. That will be another thing to tell your family, but for now consider yourself lucky as the first resident of the Boiling Isles to show off my newfound relic.

>It's.... a lantern?

I'll admit, I had thought it was about too good to be truthful, but there are so many vital uses to be had from this! The Titan will be most pleased to have this relic in his possession!

>>431978
Just know that the only interest the Titan and I have in this race is watching all of you fail. I'm still shocked you managed to make it this far, demon.
No.432028
Anonymous
>>432010
Miser Bros and Trolberg Jumpers (after they beat Miser Bros)
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>>432009
Well there's nothing to snitch about anyway haha! Don't worry about it. Stop asking questions.
No.432030
Anonymous
>>432010
As for me

>Most sad
Robotnik's Robots

>Most shocked
Dastardly Duo, Bertstrips and Miser Bros.
All 3 of them were hyped up since before the tourney even had a date, Bertstrips was the OP and was poll images, and the theme of the rp was centered on Dastardly. The fact none of them made it past the first half and two lost in the same round is even crazier.
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>>432022
Y-yeah, we're even...

Oh yeah, supposedly last local is Santa's workshop, so I'm gonna give ya your christmas gifts early there!
No.432032
Anonymous
>Post some pairs you think would be fun to use in 2021 that aren't in this year......not images though, just names.

>Don't want to flood it out, but also want to give a reason to post
No.432033
Anonymous
>>432032
Basil and Ratigan next year bros
Replies:>>432035
>>432032
Ya know I'm thinking about hosting next year with couple changes.
No.432035
Anonymous
Replies:>>432038
>>432034
Those changes being?
No.432036
Anonymous
>>432032
I'm gonna try Louise Blecher and Mabel Pines again next year. Maybe the Bob's Burgers movie will be out by then and /co/ will hate Mabel a little less.
No.432037
Anonymous
>>432032
>Vriska and Zonetan (The Wicked Women)
>Derby Hooves(assuming the MLP ban doesn't apply over here, I mean, Homestuck got in) and Scarlett Pendragon (Team Technically Canon)
>Dr. Robotnik and Dr. Ludwig (The Mad Doctors)
>John Constantine and Rick Sanchez (The Drunk Smarttalkers)
Replies:>>432041
>>432035
well considering it IS the third tag team tourney...
No.432039
Anonymous
>>432032
Pip and Butters. They only were a few votes away from qualifying.
No.432040
Anonymous
>>432032
who are you quoting
No.432041
Anonymous
>>432038
Allow 4 people in to stay ahead of the game? Hoo Hoo Hoo that is brilliant sir.
Replies:>>432046
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>>432031
Attaboy kid! It's... progress!
>>432041
Maybe not four but definitely opening up to the idea of trios.
No.432044
Anonymous
>>432041
I mean......then it would still be a taggable team and not some three legged race.

4 PEOPLE 4 PEOPLE
No.432045
Anonymous
>>432043
(Danposter checking in for the last time tonight)
Well, that would make Dan Chris and Elise possible.
Seeing as The Imposter is dead if you did 4 I'd throw in Dale Gribble
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>>432042
Thanks, am I supposed to feel this great or is this egomania?
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Come on, Weekly. It's dangerous to stay here right now.
No.432048
Anonymous
Replies:>>432050
I thought this was a one-time thing
Replies:>>432098
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>>432021
Yes it’s definitely a terrible time but you won’t believe it but I’ve actually worked through worse. During the Christmas season of 152 AC the earth was having an extinction level event. A demon that resembled a moon of metal attempted to devour the Earth. It was only stopped thanks to 2 gods flying the moon out of the solar system and presumably destroying it as both the gods or the demon have never returned to Earth after all this time. That year due to a high amount of people on Earth perishing due to this demon I only had to give 75 gifts, a small number indeed.
No.432050
Anonymous
Replies:>>432057
>>432048
so was the first world war but hey we did it again!
No.432051
Anonymous
Replies:>>432053
>>432037
Homestuck isn't banned
No.432052
Anonymous
>>432043
Since that isn't enough for all 4 boys, I will go with Pip, Butters and Kenny as the third punching bag
No.432053
Anonymous
>>432051
lololol
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>>431963
eep!
>>431978
I told you my situation, deer boy. And I derive no entertainment from watching this... this - barbarous orgy that it's been!
>>432027
Your highness... this is spectacular. I can sense the power... something old and... uncanny...
No.432055
Anonymous
Replies:>>432060
>>432043
>Sora, Donald, and Goofy trio maybe

YES
No.432056
Anonymous
Replies:>>432066
>>432043
Would E8 teams be barred from being in the same trio?
No.432057
Anonymous
>>432050
To be fair that did have a good sequel hook to it
No.432058
Anonymous
>>432043
Hewey, Dewey, and Louie
Mickey, Donald, and Goofy
Tom, Jerry, and Spike
No.432059
Anonymous
>>432043
I could go with all three Aqua Teens and call them "The Real Warner Bros"
No.432060
Anonymous
Replies:>>432062
>>432055
>Sora

He's not /co/
No.432061
Anonymous
>>432037
>MLP
you getting spitevoted bruh
No.432062
Anonymous
Replies:>>432065
>>432060
There's a series coming to Disney+ that's animated
No.432063
Anonymous
>>432043
The 3 Caballeros
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>>432043
So the potential of the On Point Kings being in the tournament, I like that
No.432065
Anonymous
Replies:>>432068
>>432062
They have to originate in /co/ media you rule dodging newfag
Replies:>>432080
>>432056
Frankly I'd be fine for just this year allowing trios to circumvent that.
Definitely not being a lasting thing, since I don't want people to use it as a loophole to get the same nominees in every year
No.432068
Anonymous
>>432065
>Bill and Ted
>Robotnik and King Koopa
>Agent J and K
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>>432021
Why thank you!

>>432022
>>432046
......OHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You heard that, didn't you, listeners? We've just noticed a smooch!

>>432054
I had figured you'd try using those great spells of yours to get out of this situation! If it's THAT much for you, then I could call in security or even yotsuba herself to come and escort you out!

>>432027
How interesting....it absolutely explains that absence!
No.432070
Anonymous
Replies:>>432072
>>432068
>implying I agree with them being on the list

Sonic and Tails shouldn't have been on either but they didn't qualify so eh
No.432071
Anonymous
>>432068
Men in Black is based on a comic. I don't think it matters either way because I think the /v/ rule changed. I don't see anything about /v/ in the current rules actually.
No.432072
Anonymous
Replies:>>432074
>>432068
>>432070
Ramses and Moses included?
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>>432069
>You heard that, didn't you, listeners? We've just noticed a smooch!
WHAT?!

>>432022
>>432046
THEY'RE FINALLY GETTING MARRIED!
No.432074
Anonymous
>>432072
The Bible counts as /co/... right?
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>>432022
>>432031
I'M BAAAACK!
Now let me read you another poem from Jack's diary
"I want Gwen to give me head, too bad I wet the bed"
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>>432073
>>432069

H-hey what's going on?
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>>432032
I wanted to submit Quan Chi from Mortal Kombat and Drake from Drake of the 99 Dragons since both had a /co/ appearance before a /v/ appearance but since they both only appear once in their /co/ appearances (I mean Quan Chi was in the MCX comics but fuck those) they probably weren’t allowed
No.432078
Anonymous
Replies:>>432083
>>432076
You're getting married.
No.432079
Anonymous
>>432075
So now we know Jack is into unbirthing and piss
No.432080
Anonymous
Replies:>>432084
>>432066
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/dz26hdnk76ppfdj/AACbgj5O0Lm14lHRbAgXSCS7a?dl=0
Replies:>>432083
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>>432073
You heard right!

>>432076
Stubborn as ever, Jack! You can't just receive a smooch from a girl you've grown to love and NOT be feeling any kind of love and dove!
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>>432075
>>432079
Wow, this 'Jack' fellow sure is a sicko! I wouldn't want to be the girl around him!
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>>432078
H-hey, I don't think we're moving that fast!
>>432081
Of course I'm feeling lovey dovey, I just don't want the camera on me!
No.432084
Anonymous
Replies:>>432088
No.432085
Anonymous
Replies:>>432090
>>432082
Based Fred returns yet again
No.432086
Anonymous
>>432032
Mickey and Minnie, unless Power of Two make it to the end.
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>>432083
But I don't have a camera on me! I'm just recording the noise! And as I and the outside audience listening can tell, THAT'S A SMOOCH!

>>432082
Well! Welcome back, Fred!
No.432088
Anonymous
Replies:>>432093
>>432084
TagTeam is not updating or uploading to it
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>>432087
I do
No.432090
Anonymous
Replies:>>432092
>>432085
ikr he's just in time for yet another wedding!
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>>432082
The monkey is mental, don't listen to him.
How's Daphne and Shaggy doing? Still trying to find that "13th ghost"?

>>432087
... Y-yeah but...
No.432092
Anonymous
Replies:>>432095
>>432090
A double wedding or a triple wedding?
>>432088
I'll get on it, I've been prioritizing the booru. Sorry about that
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>>432079
>>432082
That's not what tho-you know what? Let's go with that. It will make Jack even more mad.
No.432095
Anonymous
>>432092
>A double wedding or a triple wedding?
This is the tag team tourney. We must have a double wedding in honor of it.
No.432096
Anonymous
>>432043
CABALLEROS LET'S GO
Replies:>>432103
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>>432069
Well, don't assume I haven't the powers. Leaving without the Emperor's bidding after he has told me to remain is unacceptable. And I trust this 'Yotsuba' as much as I trust yourself. She's probably a fiend of your hellish magic.
>>432082
You're telling me. A bunch of pervert men, always.
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>>432031
>"Heh, I thought so."
>"Yeah, I remember the last stretch was gonna be the North Pole. You have presents?"
>>432049
>"Wow... you think you have things hard these days, but all you gotta do is open up a history book and it really hits you how easy you have it. Mass extinction aside, I'm glad it was an easy year."
>>432069
>"Huh? Hey, Al, would you mind with the microphone?"
>>432073
>"Who are finally what now?!"
>>432076
>>432087
>"I have literally no idea!"
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>>432098
Yeah, of course I do. I'm not exactly gonna be a Grinch on christmas...

Is that offensive or?

But yeah, get ready! I'm gonna knock your socks off!
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Hello, Moon Knight? This is Weekly. We got some big news to tell you!
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>>432099
Replies:>>432105
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Time to relax since my victory is assured.
>Ominous voice speaks inside Bill's head
???: I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Bill: What was that?
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>>432089
Ha! Splendid! Much appreciated for those "watchers", Spiderman!

>>432091
By golly, even with your Round 2 curse, you've really hit luck in love by being in these tournaments, huh Jack?

>>432097
So you're someone who doesn't trust even the most innocent girls, eh? Hehehehe! And to think I once thought you had a change of heart for them after both Luz AND Jackie!

>>432098
Oh yes! It's about time to end my shift anyways!

Sit back and stay tuned, everyone! The Top 8 races will continue...TOMORROW!
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>>432069
Indeed.

>>432054
The future looks brighter for the Isles already.

I will take my leave and return tomorrow, but you are excused back to the Boiling Isles, Amity Blight. Whether or not your parents'll send you back to these races or not is up to them.
No.432105
Anonymous
Replies:>>432107
>>432102
Don't you mean you and Alastor's victory? You keep forgetting him!
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To lift our spirits as we enter the gates of Hell, we should all sing Christmas songs. Maybe it will drown out the tormented screams of the eternally damned. Oh my, I don't very much like to hear those.
No.432107
Anonymous
Replies:>>432108
>>432105
well the size of Bill's ego IS legendary!
No.432108
Anonymous
>>432107
Is it at least bigger then his bladder?
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>>432099
>"Gee, here I thought I was just getting presents from Santa! You didn't have to do that, Jack."
>>432101
>"Um... h-he meant it endearingly? Like, 'asians are good at math'?"
>>432103
>>432089
>"Hey come on, you guys don't gotta report on every little thing you know."
>>432106
>"That sounds like a great idea Pip, but also a good question for when Al gets back. Do demons celebrate Christmas down here? You know... it being Hell and all I figure they're not all that excited about Jesus' birthday."
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>>432103
Don't presume about my taste in girls, deer boy.
>>432104
I.. I can go? Thank you, your highness! Thank you immensely! I've learned so much from this experience! A-and I'll never fail you again!

So now, that coffee was a bust. And to think I was going to spread it to the Isles... and why did that demon have to bring up Luz again? She was in the tournament and I didn't even... whatever.
Well, I have this seashell necklace, strand of hair, and this black booklet... Forgive me Hexside, but I have to try...
>exit Amity

If jackiefag(s) is still screwing around the wrong tournament next year there might be some undead love.
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>>432109
Yeah, but I did!

Plus I’m on the nice list thanks to you so I might as pay you back and then some!
>>432101
... Sorry...
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>>432106
Really? Tormented screams are so soothing to me. Can't sleep a wink without them.
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>>432109
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>>432111
Replies:>>432117
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To Duck Dodgers fans: is there anything in the show suggesting Tyr has a tongue? Need to know for reasons.
No.432116
Anonymous
>Grinch poster has no dialogue
kino
No.432117
Anonymous
>>432115
She has a mouth and nose in profile shots
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>>431828
The side that will jettison you into the River Styx if you betray their goals, henchman!

>>431921
Yes, indeed. We've entered near the beginning of the end-game. Our Henchmen must be ready to move out in droves if we're to take the phony pair of Saint Nicolas's.... Saint Nicolae? Whatever the plural is. Our primary disadvantage is I'm coming to recognize the power the holiday season gives these two alongside the one true Klaus. Overcoming this seasonly bonus will take both our guile, Shake.
I know quite a few annoying guys who should be in Hell, who are you referring to?

>>432069
>>432076
>>432022
...well shit, there's $100 I owe 21 right out of my pocket.
Well done on your first pity kiss, Spicer, I hope the upcoming round won't be all too awkward trying to control your raging hard-on. If it lasts for more than four hours, I have a number you can call.

>>432106
Normally I wouldn't care what you all decided to sing Pip, but considering who we're up against I'm worried going along with the festivities may yield Jack and the Grinch a morale boost we do shouldn't afford.
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>>432118
Hey! This ain’t a pity kiss!

Wait is it that noticeable? I got these pants baggy for a reason!
No.432120
Anonymous
>>432032
Lord Bracchus and Lord Nazmul from Di-Gata the Defenders
No.432121
Anonymous
>>431757
So is anyone posting the poll on /co/? Get a little extra votes before the /co/ thread is deleted?
No.432122
Anonymous
>>432093
>>432093
Seems pastebin is effectively kill because of the SMART filters (an automatic word filter). For now you should copy the pastebins to a text file and add a new Dropbox folder called “pastebins” and highlight this in the OP next time. There a number of other sites that can host text but I would wait until you see a number of generals and other threads also use it since there could be a number of new potential problems or loss of information. For now, just use google docs for new ones and remember to save new texts in the pastebin folder.
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>Howard: Praise be the gods of the city of gold! Miguel and Tulio drop the sun on Hilda and Twig!
>Kreese: Kind of reminds me of America after pearl harbor. They attacked something small and America dropped the sun on them twice. And just like then it's still awesome to see an giant ass explosion!
No.432124
Anonymous
>>432122
Or I guess you could just bypass it with base64 or rot13 and still use pastebin without getting filtered
No.432125
Anonymous
>>432122
wait, what? Pastebin is now filtered out on 4chan?
No.432126
Anonymous
Replies:>>432129
>>432122
Why are they getting so huffy about links to other sites anyway?
Fanfiction websites included.
No.432127
Anonymous
>>432125
No, Pastebin has filters that detect "offensive content" now
Replies:>>432131
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>>432125
>Pastebin used a filter to detect "offensive content" and set it to private automatically.
>Account Users can still see their pastes that were flagged.
>Essentially anything with a guest account is now 403 Forbidden or 404'd.
No.432129
Anonymous
Replies:>>432133
>>432126
no clue
No.432131
Anonymous
Replies:>>432133
>>432128
but why?
Replies:>>432146
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>>431757
*Dastardly's planes fly through the portal. In search of the remaining racers among the fiery, hellscape. Knowing that whatever damage they may cause, this world would not appear as though they had even arrived.*
No.432133
Anonymous
Replies:>>432134
No.432134
Anonymous
>>432133
what is the purpose of this post
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>>432022
FUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
No.432136
Anonymous
Replies:>>432306
>>432032
Rorschach and Hit-Girl (psychotic heroes)
No.432138
Anonymous
>>432032
Chris and Don as the Total Drama hosts.
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Gooood morning ladies and gentlemen! Let me be the first to welcome you all to the fiery depths of hell!
No.432140
Anonymous
>>432139
Literally the perfect intro for these tournaments kek
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The Goofy Goobers lost!? Damnit! That means we lost to a pair of losers, again!
No.432143
Anonymous
>>432093
Speaking of the booru, it's missing a ton of stuff
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>>432118
HEY! Any of you guys into rapping?
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>Wallace and Gromit up against another rabbit
It's like this tournament was made as an adaptation of this film
Replies:>>432148
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>>432132
Excellent! Soon those racers will be left stranded! Not that the Dappers would probably care, but still! Oh, why, oh why didn't I just do this all those years ago!? Then I could have had the whole track to myself, run a few laps, and give myself the damn trophy!
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What's that? Santa Clause and a bunch of racers are making their way through jolly old Hell for Christmas? Well darn, why didn't anyone say anything? Come on, guys, lets give these speedsters a good ol' fashioned Hell welcome show them how we do Christmas in the nine circles!

Christmas Time In Hellyoutube thumb
String up the lights and light up the tree
We're gonna make some revelry
Spirits are high, so I can tell
It's Christmas time in Hell

Demons are nicer as you pass them by
Natasha's victims made a chorus line
The snow is falling and all is well
It's Christmas time in Hell

There goes Jon Arbuckle
Taking a festive Christmas shit
After he's done eating up
He will have sex with it
And there goes Invader Zim's ghost
Carolling with his GIR
Reunited for the holidays
God bless us, yes good sir!
Everybody has a happy glow
Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow
Even Chris McLean is under the spell
It's Christmas time in Hell

God cast me down from heaven's door
To rule in Hell forever more
But now I'm kinda glad that I fell
'Cos it's Christmas time in Hell
Here's a rack to hang the stockings on
We still have to shop for Ramses' Son
Alastor's hair sure looks swell
It's Christmas time in Hell

Hey look there goes Jackie
Holding burning mistletoe
Over poor Dan Vs' head
Just watch his weenie grow
For one day we all stop burning
And the flames are not so thick
All the screaming and the torture stops
As we wait for old St Nick
So, string up the lights and light up the tree
We're damned for all eternity
But for just one day, all is well
It's Christmas time in Hell

Get a toast together for all our sins
We've gotta make room for Mr. Wilkins
Wake his mother and ring the bell
It's Christmas time
(Christmas time, Christmas time, Christmas time)
Christmas time
(Christmas time, Christmas time, Christmas time)
It's Christmas time in Hell
Merry Christmas, Tag-Team Tourney!
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>>432146
Your saltiness and your early loss proves those judges have eternally BTFO'd you, Dastardly
Replies:>>432150
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>>432148
What? Could you repeat that?
*Static noises*
Drat! Inter-dimensional radio signals are rubbish! Though it sounded like the cup... ah! He'll be dead soon anyway.
Replies:>>432151
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>>432149
At least I'm not dead inside like you
Replies:>>432156
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>>432150
What? Who's dead? One of you?
No.432152
Anonymous
Literally don't know how so many people can vote a non-canon duo of Krabs and the cougar fucker compared to an actual canon duo of Spongebob/Patrick
Replies:>>432163
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>>432147
Mr. Satan sir, how's your son doing? It's been a long time since the last time we talked. I remember the chap had me burst into flames as a gift to the little fat kid. I tried writing to him and he wrote back to me "Kill yourself" then he never replied to any of my further messages. Oh I'm dreadfully worried something happened to him.
No.432154
Anonymous
Replies:>>432162
>>432152
Stan and Krabs are both great characters on their own. I'm surprised they got a landslide of all things, but they deserved to get this far.
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>>432119
Whatever you want to call it Casanova, a peck on the cheek isn't anything I'd write home to your ghost-mom about in any case.
...and yeah, it really is. Knd of distracting if I'm being honest. This is why the Mighty Monarch always wears an athletic cup underneath the spandex.

>>432139
At last, we meet again, Chris McLean! I hope you're prepared to face the sting of the Mighty Monarch as I make my way through Hell itself. Wallow in despair as my flying Cocoon nears your Hotel as you cower behind its frail brimstone walls!

>>432144
>>432148
....the fuck am I looking at here, Shake?

>>432147
There are many horrifying scenarios I was preparing myself for as the Cocoon entered the fiery depths and haunting wails. This was not among them.
Replies:>>432161
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>>432151
Seethe
Replies:>>432160
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>>431757
ugh
No.432158
Anonymous
Replies:>>432228
>>432152
The false god of canon is dead. Half the E8 are crossovers.
Replies:>>432191
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>>432155
Whatever you do, don't move a muscle or he'll start
No.432160
Anonymous
>>432157
Vote Wallace and Gromit. It's just another rabbit for them to catch.
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>>432156
*Radio is now nothing but static*
Drat! Stupid machine! Well, I suppose I'll have to play the waiting game while the bombers blow them out and tie them to the depths of Hell! Then, I shall have the trophy!
No.432162
Anonymous
>>432154
So are SpongeBob and Patrick. Honestly i think the RP had a big part in it.
Replies:>>432165
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>>432153
He’s not Mr Satan, I’m Mr Satan the one and only
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>>432091
If I'm mental, I'll just read another one.
"Even though I was born with low Testosterone, please Gwen, do not leave me for Tyrone"
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>>432163
My apologies sir, I meant Mr. The Prince of Darkness
No.432166
Anonymous
>>432152
It's because they are a match and work well together as a pair. I don't agree with everyone crying about how a pair should be canon. It wasn't in the rules in the first place that teams should be canon. Stan and Krabs are great.
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>>432139
Hiya Mr. Chris! I got the journal you wanted, and came back in time to see my adopted father race... Speaking of which, where are Mao Mao and Badgerclops?
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>>432155
Hey, quit staring!

>>432139
Chris! How’s hell treating you?
No.432170
Anonymous
Replies:>>432175
>>432166
Yeah, crossover pairings are good sometimes, and not just for the RP. I love the fake Santa team
Replies:>>432183
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>>432167
Why’s it so protected? Is it a wonder of the world or a nation treasure or something like that?
No.432173
Anonymous
Replies:>>432180
>>432164
Why is this ape such a jerk? Can't Robotnik get rid of him. Damn, we need Simon here, he knows how to handle upstart monkeys and Anglos.
Replies:>>432179
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>>432168
>where are Mao Mao and Badgerclops
No.432175
Anonymous
Replies:>>432176
>>432170
Despite the heavy rping, I also enjoy the Assholish AS Duo on their own. Both are Adult Swim icons and both feel like characters that would work off eachother well with their narcissism, murderous tendencies, and power thirst.
No.432176
Anonymous
>>432175
Same here. While the RP made me consider them it seems believable as a pair
No.432177
Anonymous
New thread on /co/ https://boards.4channel.org/co/thread/119738993
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>>432155
You do know that the hotel is highly protected, right?
>>432164
Ha! I like this guy. Who is he?
>>432168
I'll be taking that. I'll look into it and see if i can find anything on Simon's location. For now, you just go find Mao Mao.
>>432169
Better than how the Monarch treats his wife, that's for sure.
No.432179
Anonymous
>>432174
I guess the character hasn't scrolled to the top of the thread yet...
No.432180
Anonymous
>>432173
Robotnik made him that way
Replies:>>432213
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D: MABEL MABEL MABEL MABEL MABEL MABEL MABEL MABEL MABEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M: Jeez Dipper what is it, I'm kinda on the phone right now.
D: Trust me, this is much so more important than anything you could ever possibly be talking about on that phone.
M: Even better than talking about your favorite K-pop groups?
D: Bill Cipher is back!!!!!
M: Ok that is pretty important, but wasn't Bill eradicated for ever when uncle Stanford used his memory gun on Grunkle Stan.
D: I thought so too, but I just got a call from Grunkle Stan and apparently Bill Cipher is participating in a Wacky Racers competition and their currently racing through Hell.
M: Their in Hell? Wow Grunkle Stan really fell off, I wonder if he met Soos' father down there.
D: Stay on track Mabel I have a theory.
M: Ok ok, I'm super serious now, what theory do you have?
D: When the memory gun was used on Bill it was supposed to erase him along with Grunkle Stan's mind, but we managed to actually get Grunkle Stan's memories back. That means that there is a possibility that Bill somehow came back with it. Which means......
M: We have gotta call uncle Stanford.
Replies:>>432190
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>>432171
It's because Al is working here.
No.432184
Anonymous
>>432177
It's better not to make them unofficially, just call people to this one
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>>432178
Ay ay, Chris! Gee, I wonder where Mao Mao's is....
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>>432185
Uh hey, you might want to sit down for this.
>>431798
I'm sorry.
No.432187
Anonymous
>>432185
Aw man
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>>432186
This can't be right. Mao Mao and Badgerclops are heroes. They can't just... They must still be alive somewhere, since I can't see them around here, though its more likely they'd go to heaven....
No.432189
Anonymous
>>432177
Hype is long dead. May as well not bother to make another one.
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>>432183
I guess that makes sense
>>432188
Well if it makes you feel any better a body hasn’t been found yet meaning they’re probably still around. And even if they did bite the dust you’d still be able to see them in Hell (unless they went to Heaven in which case sorry kid)
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>>432159
What, he'll start what?

>>432169
Quit getting hard over my Henchmen!

>>432178
The Hotel may be guarded by the Radio Demon but if there's anything in my power to see your damnation even slightly more agonizing, I will find it!

And I treat my wife like a Queen, you prick!
No.432192
Anonymous
Replies:>>432199
>>432177
>Front post on /co/ is a political comic
Jannies did it, they saved /co/
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>>432188
Hey kid, I-I'm sure their still alive out there somewhere. Your dad seems like he's tough to get rid of.

>>432190
Seriously, dude
Replies:>>432212
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>>432178
Alright then. Good to see you again though.
>>432191
Hey, I can’t help it! I’m just excited!
Replies:>>432206
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>>432190
>>432193
You know what, you're right girl with glowing green arms! You too, red-headed man! The mummies think they can have it over the heroes of pure heart, they better think again because they didn't count on a scout in the air. Haha! It's on Bill Cipher! But first, to the jungles of Peru!
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>>432191
I thought you were the queen of the relationship.
No.432199
Anonymous
>>432192
Nothing against politics but they were kind of meant to stay on /pol
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>>432177
> Race themed Tag Tourney
> Dick gets cucked out of the poster even though he's the reason it is race themed
> Even fucking Tulio and Frylock are in it
No.432201
Anonymous
>>432200
To be fair Tulio was a major player in both RP and the tourney itself. But yeah, Dick will be complaining
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Good moooooooorning everyone!

Another day, another round! How's everyone doing, huh?
No.432203
Anonymous
Replies:>>432205
>>432200
The guy who made the poster stated that he was only doing the top 8 though Dick was robbed ngl.
No.432204
Anonymous
>>432201
Didn't he show up in round 3?
No.432205
Anonymous
>>432203
Well, it wouldn't be the first time.
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>>432193
What? I’m trying to see it in a positive light
>>432197
See she gets it.
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Let us see how these idiots will crash today.
No.432208
Anonymous
>>431999
I was upset when the Fuzz was defeated
Replies:>>432212
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>>432191
....Rapping
Replies:>>432211
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K: Good morning/afternoon/evening, SCAM investors! Wherever you happen to be! We're coming to you from one of the less red parts of hell for a pit stop. And to give our eyes a break!
S: Hell? I thought this was San Francisco!
K: We just wanted to remind everyone to keep voting SCAM Inc! The launch of SCAMMY+ was a roaring success, and we're breaking ground on a new project to be unveiled soon, but we need your support to pull it off!
S: Yeah, nothing bad against Santa, but it's just not a good investment. He gives stuff away on a massive scale for free, and keeps costs low through a consistent use of slavery and child labor.
K: Which SCAM Inc. is currently in the process of phasing out!
S: Right, right. So if you want an actual return on your investment, vote SCAM Inc!
K: We'll see ya at the finish line!
No.432211
Anonymous
>>432210
>Voted SCAM Inc
>Voted Assholish AS Duo
I only choose the most based picks
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>>432194
God, just, let's just stop this while we're ahead please? I don't need to hear about Baby Supervillain's First Boner!

>>432198
FUCK YOU, CHRIS! By the end of this round, you will learn to fear the Monarch! And at least my queen only has two legs that aren't covered in fur!

>>432209
...that's it? Shake, I have to listen to your rap all the time.
Replies:>>432240
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>>432181
D: Uncle Stanford you've gotta hear this, Bill has come ba-
S: I already know Dipper, Stanley told me. I'm already trying to prepare.
M: But how are you going to beat him this time? The same trick won't work twice on Bill.
S: I'm aware of that, but we can still use the quantum destabilizer to send him back to the Second Dimension, I just have to get the drop on him and not miss the shot this time.
D: And how do you plan on getting to Hell in the first place?
S: When you get stuck across multiple dimension for years on end, you pick up a few things. Let's just say that I know an incantation that can make me a portal to hell. Picked it up from a wizard who visited Hell a few times. That's all for now, I'll update you on what happens when its' over.
M: Be careful uncle Ford.
D: You have nothing to worry about, I will.
>The call ends
Replies:>>432246
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>>432202
Too late Al. Chris has already welcomed us to hell.
Replies:>>432237
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>>432212
Oh it's much worse. He has........platinum records.
No.432216
Anonymous
Replies:>>432332
>>432152
It's 100% because of the RP which is pretty fucking meh but circumstances being what they are there's not much we can do about it. I would prefer them winning over Dapper Dealers though.
No.432217
Anonymous
Replies:>>432246
>>432202
Shake is about to meet someone with a platinum record
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>>432111
>"Well... uh, good thing I just so happened to have the exact same idea! I'll give you your present, which I totally already have picked out, at the North Pole too."
>>432118
>"You and 21 were having a bet about us? And he was betting in FAVOR? Wow, didn't know he had faith."
>>432147
>"Oh. Well I guess that answers my question! Christmas in Hell is officially a thing! Don't know why I ever doubted it, I already knew even bad guys can't hate Christmas."
>>432202
>"Hell is once again a surprisingly pleasant experience so far! Which is still a really weird thing to say out loud."
Replies:>>432220
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>>432201
>Tulio was a major player in RP
ah
no
No.432220
Anonymous
Replies:>>432223
>>432219
Fuck off Spongebob, you lost
Replies:>>432225
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>Fake Santas
>SCAM Inc.
>Dapper Dealers
>Cracking Cheese Lovers
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>>432212
Even though i'm not romantically involved with that spider i will say this. At least he's more feminine.
No.432223
Anonymous
>>432220
Hey, be nice.
No.432224
Anonymous
>>432222
Can't argue with those quads
No.432225
Anonymous
>>432221
Based picks
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>>432222
>quads
Well Chris looks like you weren’t dating the spider all along. As such I shall kneel to you (but you never specified it as also not being a sexual relationship but let’s ignore that)
No.432227
Anonymous
>>432222
The quads dictate it!
No.432228
Anonymous
>>432166
The ones I've seen were more about giving them a better chance at winning, but I may have missed a lot of other discussion.

>>432158
People forget Donald and Daffy made it to the finals. Sam and Max being canon and likely the greentext oc was speculated to be that extra push needed to beat those two very popular characters.
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>>432212
You’re the one who brought it up!
>>432218
Great, can’t wait to see it.
No.432230
Anonymous
Can someone do a recap of what happened in the Egyptian plot with Batkek and Anubis?
No.432231
Anonymous
Replies:>>432232
>>432230
Don't you mean Ramses?
No.432232
Anonymous
Replies:>>432233
>>432231
Yeah, but Batkek was involved somehow. It seems they are going to try to wrap it up soon so I want to be clear on all the details
No.432233
Anonymous
>>432232
I don;t really recall him being involved. Anubis just showed up, gave Ramses the black lantern ring, and left.
No.432234
Anonymous
>>432230
Nearly all the detectives except 2 are (presumably) dead
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>Kreese: The Dapper Dealers make bad things happen to those who choose Wilkins coffee!
>Howard: Oh finally Wilkins is gone. This coffee tastes like rancid snatch and I only drank it to stay alive. Fuck Wilkins coffee!
>Kreese: You would know what that tastes like wouldn't you.
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>Howard: Mr. Krabs fires SpongeBob and bans Patrick!
>Kreese: One lost their job and the other lost their access to some snacks. I can relate.
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>>432215
So... he's a GOOD rapper then? I'm still not sure I'm seeing the issue.

>>432218
Yeah, clearly I underestimated your standards, 69. I thought it would be an easy bet, but you had to go and throw the brat a bone. But it matters not! I've since convinced him to go in for double or nothing, the Monarch still has hope of victory.

>>432229
And you literally got it up! A kid pops a woody in class, you don't let him forget it.

>>432222
....you BITCH.

My wife is a goddess walking among us! She's the living personification of feminine beauty, the most beautiful butterfly to ever grace you unworthy pieces of slime with her presence. I have an Aphrodite sleeping in my goddamned bed every night! Fuck your quads and fuck your gay little safespace of a Hotel, THE MONARCh WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
No.432238
Anonymous
>>432237
>Fuck your quads and fuck your gay little safespace of a Hotel, THE MONARCh WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
Beautiful, I can hear it all in his voice. I just want the Monarch to win it all bros. He deserves this
Replies:>>432272
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>>432237
Wait, you're supposed to be butterflies? I thought you were supposed to be moths.
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>>432213
Apparently this Tulio guy think's he some sort of big shot huh. We'll its time to show that shabby god who's boss. However, me and the gang can also have a little fun while were here.
>opens a portal from the second dimension to hell
Henchmaniacs, Hell is ours for the taking, go free and cause some mayhem, and after this dumb race is over the universe is next.

One of the Henchmaniacs: Why are you a cat?
> Bill leaves Samantha's body and fires a laser that kills the Henchmaniac

I don't know, why are you dead? I'm kind of bored with the cats anyway, one of you guys can eat them.
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>>432240
>Thanks Bill.

>Devours Samantha
No.432242
Anonymous
Replies:>>432244
Replies:>>432272
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>>432237
Haven’t you been sleeping with a cup for the past few days?
No.432244
Anonymous
>>432242
Bill better be thankful Mao Mao is likely dead
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>>432240
>Thanks Bill

>Devours Mr. Mumbles
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>>432237
I'd lay off the Hotel if I were you! That Hotel is still under the protection of yours truly!

>>432217
Really? Just who, now?

>>432218
As I said! We're only doing this around the PRIDE circle! And this race shall take us to all nine! And believe me when I say that no newbie to Hell is ready for THAT.

>>432214
Bah! He's not running things anymore, anyway!

>>432240
Bill Cipher! You will have your maniacs sit on the SIDELINES for today!

It's part of our deal. Don't forget.
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>>432240
>>432241
>>432245
And for the love of Orson Welles.....get your maniacs to spit those cats out!
No.432248
Anonymous
>>432245
Bill better be thankful that Dan is dead too
Replies:>>432268
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>>432246
Hey. I'm a special guest. You yourself called me here.
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>>432241
>>432245
>spit the cat out if you wish you a long living life
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>>432229
>"Y-YEP! Same here, heh..."
>"...I hope shopping in Hell is decent."
>>432237
>"...gee thanks but I think my standards are fine, sir."
>"You got 21 to go in on double or nothing? What's the new bet?"
>>432246
>"Oh, right, you mentioned the others were way worse. Guess we all get to find out by just how much. Ones who aren't racing anymore get to just watch from a nice safe distance, right?"
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>>432237
Don't you know how bad modern music is? If he has a platinum record, it only magnifies the terribleness.
No.432253
Anonymous
Reminder that if you want OC on the booru you can’t just rely on Tag to post it.
It’s open for a fucking reason
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>Kreese: The North Pole express give the queen's finest a early holiday and a Christmas bonus!
>Howard: What do you want for Christmas Kreese?
>Kreese: You with a broken jaw if you start singing that song.
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>>431794
>>431798
Feeling proud of my son at the moment. Though he really should not e wandering around by himself.
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>Howard: Mickey uses his Disney magic to cancel Wander and Sylvia!
>Kreese: They got sent to the realm of obscurity, where the only way out is through over saturation!
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>>432247
Funny you should say that mortal
No.432258
Anonymous
Replies:>>432268
>>432247
Alastor's smart, he's angling to be spared
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>Kreese: Wallace and Gromit give Wall-E and Eve a tune up!
>Howard: Nice to see competitors just bonding over a common interest such as robotics.
>Kreese: What a bunch of nerds.
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Guys, guys! We all don't have to fight in Hell do we? It's the Christmas season, come on let's all just take a breather and have some egg nog. Mephisto was gonna sing jingle bells on ukelele.
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>Howard: The A-hole duo cook up some frog legs!
>Kreese: That'll go great with a milkshake!
No.432263
Anonymous
Replies:>>432275
>>432257
>mortal
>Alastor
Uh, Mr. Incredible I think you're confused
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>Kreese: The heroes of pure heart just couldn't save Christmas from the fake Santa's!
>Howard: Adorabat is getting a freighting surprise for Christmas!
>Kreese: That or a stolen tree.
Replies:>>432271
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*The planes slowly descend closer on the highways of Hell. By now, their looming, echoing engines can be heard at ground level.*
No.432266
Anonymous
>>431828
Vote for Monarch
Replies:>>432271
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>>432260
Yes. Let's all sit down, drink some hot chocolate and listen to some more poems from Spicer's diary.
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>>432249
I did! What I meant to say is that you're not hosting things "fully!" So take value in hosting for this one day, my friend, but don't take ALL the credit!

>>432260
You still got any bitter cookies left?

>>432251
>...I hope shopping in Hell is decent.
Oh, I'd be mighty careful if I were you! Let's just say that a living mortal wandering the bowls of Hell is BOUND to catch some attention may not want!

And for the safe distance, why of course! Just stay away from the racetrack and maybe you won't become a target!

>>432257
>>432258
HA! Look at you! Thinking I'd want those cats spit out for my OWN safety! You should consider being a comedian!
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>>432260
Did you hear me Mr. The Prince of Darkness?
Replies:>>432291
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>>432246
>>432247
>>432268
Do not worry Alastor, when we win this round I shall use my power to restore them and eradicate Cipher for good before exiting hell.
No.432271
Anonymous
>>432265
Dick Dasterdly?
>>432267
Look at Chris, safe in the knowledge that his own diary was returned to him by an orphaned girl, mocking a young boy with a crush. Maybe that experience with the psycho gas damaged him in the womb
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>>432239
Yeah, cause that's what I'm named after: the famous 'monarch moth'. Don't change the subject, you manipulative prick, APOLOGIZE TO DR. MRS. THE MONARCH OR FEEL MY FURIOUS STING!

>>432243
Oh piss off, we have separate beds in the Cocoon, Spicer!

>>432246
If that sniveling reality show hack keeps insulting my Queen, I don't care if he was behind Heaven's gates, Alastor! Even if I have to check into the Hotel myself, I'll strangle the living daylights out of him!

>>432251
No way, I'm not just gonna flat out say our agreement so you two could screw me out of $200. Just keep doing what you're doing and I'm confident things will go in my favor this time.

>>432252
...my God, I'm starting to see your point. Alright, the moment the spider makes even a twinge in our direction, all cannons are primed to squash it.
No.432273
Anonymous
>>432271
Pretty sure Simon is Chris' grandma, not mom
Replies:>>432324
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>>432240
Whelp, looks like my portal to Hell is complete. Geronimooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies:>>432280
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>>432263
To beings like you he’s unkillable, but in the presence of a god he’s just like the rest of you
>>432268
Seems you underestimate what you don’t understand mortal, you wish to be informed by the Chaos Bringer himself?
No.432276
Anonymous
Replies:>>432289
>>432273
Generational damage? There's a lot of lawyers where Chris is at, maybe he should try suing Batkek before the AIDs kills him
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>>432271
*Dick Dastardly is not present within the planes, but many of his robotic henches are. They observe the fire, and decimated metropolis with trepidation, but, programming is programming. Their metal fingers slowly reach for several multi-coloured buttons on the dashboard as they descend lower.*
Replies:>>432310
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>>432272
I didn’t know your marriage with the missus was that bad, Handlebrow

Is the bet a kiss in the lips?
No.432279
Anonymous
Replies:>>432282
>>432277
What are they planning
Replies:>>432283
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>>432275
Someone get this hot-head outta here.
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>>432268
Dude, every time i show up i become the star.
>>432272
She's not even here right now.
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>>432280
You dare disrespect a top 8 of last tournament mortal?
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>>432178
I am Coconuts, the greatest creation of the genius Dr. Robotnik. Nice to meet you Christian McLean Chandler.
>>432272
Keep seething about the fact your wife is a fake tranny
>>432252
Okay Shake.
>>432144
Here's 5 bucks! Do your magic.
No.432285
Anonymous
>>432282
OH SHI- More characters are gonna die, aren't they?
No.432286
Anonymous
>>432282
Holy... I hope the characters who are out but watching can escape
No.432287
Anonymous
>>432012
Beatiful
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>>432268
>"Well I only got today and tomorrow to find something and I don't think there's going to be a good mall in the Peruvian jungle! Also a gift from Hell sounds like something Jack would be into. Supervillains and all that."
>"What kind of attention are we talking about? Is it the kind bullets work on?"
>>432272
>"...cut me in on some of the take and maaaaaybe I can rig it?"
>>432282
>"AAAH! Can we seriously not go one track without explosions?!"
No.432289
Anonymous
Replies:>>432294
>>432273
It really depends on how far between the time Simon gets pregnant and the time Chris is born is.
>>432276
But, Chris is already dead.
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>>432282
.........

Hehehe....Someone's going to get sued for this!

>>432281
You sure! You didn't catch too much attention when you fell into this pit, last I recall!

>>432270
Pfeh! If that happens, be sure to help fix up Hell when this shebang's over!

>432275
HA! Keep the jokes coming!
Replies:>>432310
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>>432284
Aw Sweet! Five Bucks? Hell yeah!
>>432272
Who do you think you're pointing those at? This is my turf! I live down here!
No.432294
Anonymous
>>432289
Chris is dead, but a restless ghost. Batkek is infected with AIDs.
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>>432284
That's not my name but i think i can get used to it. What else is in that diary.
>>432288
Haha. Nope.
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>>432282
*Stands close to the Hell portal with a small army of undead accompanying him. He closely listens with perturbed interest.*
Why am I hearing explosions?
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>>432296
Might want to wait to ambush these fools on the other side.
No.432298
Anonymous
>>432296
>>432297

>Stan may be close to confronting Bill
>Dick bombs hell
>Ramses army arc finally here
Oh man
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>>432291
Seems it’s true that mortals are the most gullible. What a shame, you would’ve been the perfect herald to I
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>>432291
That was when the camera wasn't on me. But now it has reunited with it's prince charming.
>>432294
Actually i'm a demon in hell.
Replies:>>432310
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>>432272
Hey Master Monarch, how does it feel to beat French people? Feels pretty good, doesn't it? You did a job well done, sir!
No.432302
Anonymous
Replies:>>432304
>>432298
Don't forget:
>Most of the detectives are dead or missing
>Samantha a damsel in distress but there's no one left to rescue her and her daughter Ms. Mumbles
>Shake faces his nightmare; Tulio now a god
>Chris looks up where his grandparents are at while the girls who vowed to slay them are likely watchin
This is going to be a hell of an evening, no pun
No.432303
Moon Knight
Replies:>>432322
>>432100
Weekly?
No.432304
Anonymous
>>432302
Shake hasn't even talked to Tulio yet other than telling him to prove his worth, he must beat an FOTM
No.432305
Anonymous
Replies:>>432312
>>432300
>Actually i'm a demon in hell.
Where's your demon form Chris?
No.432306
Anonymous
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>>432297
Of course, my son. You are usually right, and an ambush is the best course of action.
Undead! We are moving to the other portal! By the sound of it, whatever comes out, there won;t be much left of them. So, this should be quite simple.
No.432308
Anonymous
>>432298
Seems like we're reaching the climax.
Replies:>>432320
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HELL'S GETTING BOMBED! HELL'S GETTING BOMBED! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, GROUNDER! AT LEAST THIS IS BETTER THAN DEALING WITH COCONUTS!
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>>432278
FUCK, I meant me and Shake had separate... just go hug your body pillow or something, you freaking smartass! And I said I'm not fudging the bet!
>>432281
I don't care if she was in another freakin' dimension, apologize and beg for her forgiveness and perhaps the Monarch shall show leniency!
>>432284
You again?! Didn't I land my freaking Cocoon on yo-... right, we're in Hell. Robots can go to Hell? Robots have souls?!
And in your freaking dreams! My wife is 100% all natural female, you jealous little simpanzee.
>>432288
Hah, nice try but no deal. I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna need your help on this one 69. This time it's in the bag.
>>432301
It feels pretty good, my young Pip, it feels pretty good indeed. The frogs are dealt with and next we shall deal with the phony Santas... and Chris mother-fucking McLean. Watch and learn Pip, you're about to see first hand how a supervillain handles it when it's personal.
>>432293
>>432282
AH! Fuck, it's starting move! All cannons, open fire, show that spider the power of the Cocoon-
Wait. Something's wrong. Are we under attack?! I hear impact shells outside, what's hitting us?!
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>>432297
>>432307
>Someone comes out from the other side of the portal.

A true mess! I may have to come back *later.*
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>>432305
You're looking at it, technically.
You see, once i got down here i noticed i got a few demonic powers. One of them i'm using right now.
I have changed my appearance with an illusion to look like my old human self. This face is how people recognize me so i'm keeping it.
Replies:>>432351
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>>432310
Uh, planes by the look of it, boss. Lots of 'em. Kinda hard to see 'em because of all the uh... fire, brimstone an' smoke an' all.
No.432314
Anonymous
>>432298
Bill also let his minions from the second dimension loose on Hell.
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>>432310
What do you mean you hear impact shells? Is this an excuse to get out of your ass whooping? That's it pussy, I challenge you to a rap bat-
>Bomb falls on MC Pee Pants, killing him
>His diaper flies into Monarch
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>>432310
Hah, stay mad The Mighty Monobrow!

Besides, I doubt your bet is gonna go your favor, I’ve got Gwen’s christmas in the bag!
Replies:>>432351
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>>432310
OK, fine.
To Mrs. The Monarch, if you're listening to this, i am so, so sorry. Sorry that your husband can't satisfy you in bed. You should hook up with my good pal Chef. He knows how to treat a lady.
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>>432288
Depends on who you shoot at!

You'll find that a majority of people down here include those who enjoy cutting others open and those that like to force themselves upon anyone they find cute in a more..egh..."sexual manner", like the filthy degenerates they are!

>432299
>>432300
Oh you!

>>432309
>>432310
Looks like bombs to me, Mr. Monarch! One second!


>>432282
>Alastor conjures A GIANT PORTAL to consume the remaining bombs that fall in.

>>432317
>Unfortunately the portal didn't come in time to save the spider.
No.432321
Anonymous
Replies:>>432328
>>432317
>flies into Monarch
Into his mouth or into his ass?
Replies:>>432330
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>>432303
Two things. One, Mao Mao and Badgerclops were kicked into a ravine by one of Ramses' mummies. Two, Batkek showed up and told us that Ramses' army is on the move.
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>I AM THE TRAIN CHUUUUU CHUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

>sir, this... G.I.R. is now in complete control of the train. Its creating countless wagons

>Can you take it down?

>Of course i...

>Perfect, prepare yourself for my signal.

>Yes my lord

>What happened to the bombs?

>We keep finding them far and wide

>Perfect

>Excuse me but, keeping active bombs, with no explosion patterns in a moving train isn't secure at all

>Are you alive, little one?

>No

>There's your answer. Let this G.I.R. create more wagons for our load. Then take him down, and redirect this train to our little target and hell

>Yes Lord Nekron
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>>432274
>>432320
Ford: I'm finally in Hell, now all I need to do is find Bill and blast him ba-

Dan: I can't believe we got stuck in Hell, this is the worst Friday ever.

Chris: I really hope we can talk with someone that can help us.

Ford: Seems like I am not the only human wandering around down here.

> A single bomb goes of in front of the Hazbin Hotel
No.432325
Anonymous
>>432324
>Ford shows up just to die
>Dan and Chris also die
Damn.
Replies:>>432337
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>>432295
Since we might not make it out of this alive, I'll tell you a long one.
"Oh I cower, I hope she doesn't think I like golden showers. I hit the wrong tab, I was trying to hail a cab"
Little brother Jack's going to be pissed, literally.
No.432327
Anonymous
>>432325
There still alive, they were just really close to dying.
No.432328
Anonymous
>>432321
Just on him
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>>432310
>"Aw phooey. Fine, if 21 wins again I bet he'd split the money with us."
>>432320
>"W-what?! I mean... as nice as it is, it IS Hell so I guess I shouldn't be too surprised. But you're saying there are demons right where people shop who in broad hellish daylight would try to h*ld my h*nd?"
>>432295
>"Oh crap oh crap oh crap somebody save the shops at least, I really need Hell's precious commercial district!"
Replies:>>432336
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>>432322
Crap!
i knew i shouldn't left them alone. I'm leaving the losers party
Do you need help?
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>>432324
>With a snap of the fingers, several dark shadows come in and the hotel is fixed.
No.432332
Anonymous
>>432216
Brainlet take
No.432333
Anonymous
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>>432282
So Ramses went to hell. How fitting, now the grim reaper won’t need to struggle doing his jo- wait are those bombs going off? What type of maniac would bomb Hell?
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>>432310
He's not dead, I checked my list. Neither are his infernal brothers. They just followed you guys into here because of their extreme loneliness and needing for attention father Robotnik never gave them. And it looks like someone never heard of the robot devil.
Replies:>>432343
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>>432330
We need to meet up so we can strategize. I think it's too dangerous to do any now. It seems like Batkek has no plans on backing out of his fight with Ramses, and by the sound of it, it's gonna be huge.
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>>432326
Ha! Golden showers? He's like Megamind but with piss instead of shit.
>>432329
Are you looking for the drug store or the dildo emporium?
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>>432320
*A bot presses a button. Nothing but clicks.*
"Now what?" one asks another in a robotic voice. The bot shrugs then pushes a secondary button.
All War Thunder Aircraft Gun Soundsyoutube thumb
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>>432332
Fuck off Alastor would've never done this well if the tournament stayed on /co/ (with all respects to the Alastor rper)
Replies:>>432345
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>>432337
Why not both.
No.432341
Anonymous
>Anons piling salt on Dapper Duos for no reason even though Alastor and Bill have been big time players for the entire tourney
Did too many of your favs get voted out?
Replies:>>432351
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>>432338
Good news, boss. The bombs sto-
*Brains get blown out and splatter all over Monarch.*
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>>432336
Do you have a place in mind?
No.432344
Anonymous
Replies:>>432352
>>432341
Not them but it's mostly because they got this far due to RP and not on their own merits.
Replies:>>432353
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>>432337
>>432340
He doesn't like them. He just fears Gwen will think he does when she sees his search history while trying to hail a cab.
But let's say he does. It will make little bro angrier.
No.432346
Anonymous
This was a comfy tournament even if I don't get you RPs
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>>432260
Quite King of Inferno, now kneel to the mighty Galvatron or be reduced to scrap
No.432348
Anonymous
Replies:>>432381
I keep pressing "R" in a foolish way to update the thread. I'm fucking retarded for not remembering that this is plus4chan.
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>>432343
Somewhere quiet. I'd hate for any outsiders getting involved with this mess.
No.432350
?????????????
>>432260
I'm talking with the king of hell?
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>>432313
SHIT! Take evasive maneuvers, all Henchmen to battle stations! Find who would dare to take a hot explosive dump on the Monarch's lair and show them retribution!
>>432317
GAAAGGGGH! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
>>432318
>>432329
I'll deal with you two later when Hell isn't freaking blowing up, but in short reply: screw both of you.
>>432319
Chris, by all the powers of Hell I will drag you out of that Hotel and use you as a human shield from this aerial bombardment! You DARE to make mockery of the Monarch's unparalleled talent in the bedroom?!

>>432342
I want Henchmen in the skies! Alastor's given us an opening, take to our flying namesake and fill the skies of Hell with orange fluttering wings, Minions, attack! Destroy the bombers before there's nothing left of the Cocoon!!!
No.432352
Anonymous
>>432344
Considering Dan, Mao Mao, Danger Mouse, GwenPool, and Jack didn't make it, it was for more than just RP probably.
Replies:>>432355
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>>432345
Yeah, but why does he have that stuff in his search history in the first place?
>>432349
It's quiet in the hotel. This place doesn't have a lot of guests.
No.432354
Anonymous
>>432294
Don’t forget he got the aids after attempting to cuck Oswald but instead was tricked into fucking the crossdressing Felix who had aids
Replies:>>432360
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>>432353
Dude, I think the monkey is insane, I dunno what he’s basing any of this off of. Gwen knows I’m not a deranged pervert like her boss
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>>432351
Henchmaniacs, attack The Monarch and his henchman. They won't do as they please while their in my new domain.
Replies:>>432425
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>>432351
Wait, you mean, like, fly? With our wings? And fight those things?
Replies:>>432367
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>>432349
I think your actual position is way quieter... i'm in the way...
No.432359
Anonymous
Replies:>>432368
>>432352
>Dan, Mao Mao, and Danger Mouse not making it
Too soon, anon
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>>432355
Come on little bro, I uploaded all the contents of your diary. I never said you had the fetish, but it's oddly specific you wrote about it.
No.432361
Anonymous
Replies:>>432372
>>432323
>GIR replaced One-One
Oh no. Is Frank alive?
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>>432352
>Danger Mouse
No.432363
Anonymous
>>432341
Alastor's not a popular character on /co/, this isn't a lie.
No.432364
Anonymous
>>432362
I still can't believe secret squirrel didn't qualify. I never even heard of Danger Mouse until this tourney.
No.432366
Anonymous
>>432362
Sucks that Secret Squirrel didn't get in, it would've been the perfect matchup rather than Fanservice facing one of the top seeds
Replies:>>432476
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>>432358
Okay. I'll try to find a remote portion out of the way of anything.
No.432368
Anonymous
>>432359
>Danger Mouse
Dan and Mao Mao, I understand, but you guys cared about Danger Mouse?
No.432369
Anonymous
Replies:>>432371
>>432364
>>432365
>timestamp
Coincidence really?
No.432370
Anonymous
Replies:>>432376
>>432277
i desire these robots carnally
No.432371
Anonymous
>>432369
It doubled the post
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>>432361
Dont know who's the guy
But, if his on the train, Greivous, the bombs or the ghoms will get rid of him, thats for sure
No.432373
Anonymous
>>432368
33 people apparently did
No.432374
Anonymous
>>432368
No but he had a ton of rp going on
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>>432351
Well, based on all those videos Master Shake posted on Pornhub i think it's safe to say that you aren't that good.
No.432376
Anonymous
>>432370
Begone, Coomer!
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>>432375
Those were porn videos of Dastardly and Danger Mouse though. I kept my word to Monarch.
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>>432329
Yes! And worse! If you want to survive with your innocence in tact, you wouldn't dare go alone.

>>432356
>>432351
>>432338
>Another portal opens, and massive black tendrils come out, one of them knocks the blimp down towards the ground, while the others curl around the Henchmaniacs.

ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴄᴇᴀꜱᴇ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀᴄᴇ ʙᴇɢɪɴꜱ.
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>>432377
Then who's been posting all of that Monarch porn?
No.432380
Anonymous
Replies:>>432387
>>432378
fuck off gay ass
No.432381
Anonymous
>>432348
I've been mostly here all week so I'm hitting F5 on 4chan.
No.432382
??????
Replies:>>432388
>>432375

>Master Shake posted on Pornhub

Now we have straight contact with the cocoon...
EVERY CORPSE CHECK MASTER SHAKE'S LIVESTREAM AT PORNHUB FOR THE GLORY OF NEKRON!!!!!!!
Replies:>>432389
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My, this place seems a little extreme, even for my taste!

But, I do believe it could work for a wonderful scare! But not right now, I have to win this, I hear we’re visiting Sandy Claws in the finale!
No.432384
Anonymous
>>432364
>>432366
Next year
If it's trios Penny will be added
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>>432379
Yours truly
No.432386
Anonymous
Replies:>>432392
Anybody know why the /v/ threads autosaged twice?
No.432387
Anonymous
>>432380
No thanks.
Replies:>>432397
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>>432379
*Snickers*
>>432382
>Whispers
It was actually me. And you wamt to know something else? The Monarch's wife is the top.
No.432389
Anonymous
Replies:>>432399
>>432383
No, SCAM Inc. and Dapper Dealers are meeting
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>>432377
>Those were porn videos of Dastardly and Danger Mouse though.
>first Samantha, now this
Holy shit! Raise hands everyone, who here has NOT slept with Danger Mouse?
Replies:>>432402
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>>432390
Oh come on, everybody knows that mouse was a whore
No.432392
Anonymous
>>432386
/v/ janitors are different so your guess is better then ours
No.432393
Anonymous
>>432362
>>432364
>>432366
you know who to blame, I already called this shit out
No.432394
Anonymous
>>432390
Unless Secret Squirrel likes to hatefuck I'm pretty sure he hasn't
No.432396
Anonymous
Replies:>>432402
>>432390
He slept with both Mr. Slave, Lemmiwinks, Wikileaks, and a suspicious Mexican in one night
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>>432385
Spiderman! I should've it was you, you crazy bastard! What have you been up to?
>>432388
And Coconuts!? How many people are posting Monarch porn!?
>>432390
You can count me out.
No.432398
Anonymous
>>432394
Secret Squirrel seems like the type to hate fuck
Replies:>>432401
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>>432389
Aren’t they on the same side of the bracket? Forgive me if I’m wrong but I don’t think that’s possible.

Besides, I am truly excited to meet this Klaus fellow! He sounds like my Sandy!
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>>432397
Just me
No.432401
Anonymous
Replies:>>432404
>>432399
You aren't going to meet him. You are going to get ass blasted by the Monarch's henchmen
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>>432390
>>432391
>>432394
>>432398
>>432396
Woah...
Lets hope Dick didn't get any STDs from that mouse.
Replies:>>432406
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>>432401
I’ll forgive the crass nature for now but I will meet Sandy Claws again!
Now if you excuse me, I’ve always wanted to scare a food item!
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>>432397
Good to see you too Chris. Well it’s a bit embarrassing but I lost to Dick at Round 1 (to tell you the truth I allowed him to win since he seemed like the type of guy that needed a win in his life), then after that when this Krampus guy came to punish Monarch I took a few pictures of The Monarch getting his behind smacked red by the equally red Krampus. Then finally I took a picture of the pee boy himself getting kissed. Now I’m here in Hell watching people getting blown up
No.432406
Anonymous
Replies:>>432408
>>432404
Why not scare the Monarch too while you're at it?
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>>432403
You want to fuck DM, don't you Secret Squirrel? Is that why you call him out at every turn?
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>>432406
Why, I don’t think I ever said I wouldn’t! His shrill scream is music to my ears!
No.432409
Anonymous
>>432407
Damn I thought gay denial was Ian's thing
No.432410
Anonymous
>>432405
Every single character should have a recap monolog mid-action.
Replies:>>432413
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>>432405
You should take pictures of all this. It's important to preserve our history. And make sure you get pictures of the Monarch losing his shit once he finds out about his porn videos.
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>>432411
Sure thing Chris
Replies:>>432416
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>>432412
It's OK Secret Squirrel. No one here will judge you.
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>>431842
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>>432414
An agent cannot give away any secrets, no matter how tempted he is
I cannot confirm or deny anything said or implied
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>>432416
We all noticed how you looked when SpongeBob confronted you. It's not a secret anymore.
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>>432337
>"Aw, is that all Hell has to sell? Drugs are bad and I don't even know what Jack would do with a dildo. I thought it'd be more like, I don't know, a city-wide Hot Topic with cool demon junk."
>>432351
>"Good luck sir! If you need me I'll be down here in the thick of it all, fighting the good fight and trying not to get bombed while totally not just doing errands of my own."
>>432378
>"I literally cannot think of anything more degenerate than h*nd-h*lding, so I don't wanna find out. You made your point but who am I supposed to go with? I can't go with Jack and let him know what I'm up to, and Mr. The Monarch's busy with the race. And battling the armies of the damned."
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>>432418
Why miss if you are need of an escort I’d be delighted to accompany you throughout this place! I need ideas for next halloween!
Replies:>>432426
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>>432416
I'm sorry to give you the news then Mr. Squirrel, but Danger Mouse.....
>Takes off hat and holds it
he perished......days ago
No.432421
Anonymous
Replies:>>432424
>>432417
>>432416

Will Secret Squirrel confess and there will be a triple wedding alongside Jack/Gwen and Zone-Tan/Shuma Gorath?
No.432422
Anonymous
Replies:>>432429
>>432419
Are you sure, Jack? It's a warzone out there.
No.432424
Anonymous
>>432421
He can't, Danger Mouse was killed off. Mr. Mumbles ate him.
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>>432356
BILL! What's your game in this, are you behind this bombardment?! Fine, let us see which fares better between your Henchmaniacs and my loyal Henchmen!

>>432357
YES you fools! They're designed for flight, don't you remember my weddi... right, most of you wouldn't, I'm pretty sure I've rotated the crew like twice since then due to casualties. Well they do, and you will! Go out and show them the fury of the Monarch!

>>432375
>>432377
>>432379
>>432385
DAMN YOU WALL-CRAWLER! I knew it was only a matter of time before a REAL supervillain had to show that blasted Octopus how it's done. Leave it to a real animal-themed antagonist!

Why did you do it?! What did you have to gain?! How did you even get into my Cocoon, my security should have detected any pathetic hero who dared to breach its interior!

>>432378
Alastor seems to be allying with us! Maneuver the Cocoon around the Hotel, put out those fires, for the love of GOD someone turn off Shake's epic-battle remix!
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>>432417
>>432420
>>432424
Y-you guys weren't being s-serious about him being dead, right?
Replies:>>432455
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>>432418
So that's what you're looking for. It shares a building with the dildo emporium. If a small homeless guy tries to talk to you just run. I'm serious, just run.
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>>432424
Well we could use this Resurrect From The Dead Serum I was carrying around
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>>432422
Well, I’m already dead, so it shouldn’t be a problem!
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>>432418
>Hot Topic with cool demon junk

It exists! Just not city-wide! You'll find it two miles north from the starting race course!

>>432419
The turf wars are dying down but you'll still find a share of degenerates lugging their weapons around! You two better hope you can defend yourselves just in case!
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>>432426
Wow, like he really doesn't know...

Yeah, you might wanna sit down for this one. Your boy toy is dead. Got eaten by his neglected feral kid, apparently. But hey, there's more fish in the sea, right?
Replies:>>432437
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>>432426
No, no, he's not dead he's, uh, he's worse actually. I'm really sorry.
Replies:>>432443
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>>432430
Oh I forgot to mention!

SOUL ROBBER
Replies:>>432484
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>>432425
Well, if ya say so, boss, but you know there's a lot, and I mean, a LOT of smoke out there, right? And that's without the bombs. Shouldn't we think this through first? Strategize?
No.432435
Anonymous
Replies:>>432443
Wait... shops are still open in Hell?
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>>432425
Well after getting framed for rape by doppelgängers last tournament I wasn’t viewed in a positive light in the public’s eyes. Now taking these pictures and putting them online would get people to now talk about something else and those rape allegations would be forgotten. As for how I got in it’s pretty simple, the back door was unlocked.
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>>432431
>>432432
WHY?!?
SECRET AGENTS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO FUCKING DIE. I PLAYED PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE FOR YEARS WITH HIM TRYING TO MASK IT. I HAD YEARS TO MAKE THIS WORK. WHY COULDN'T I JUST MAKE A MOVE EARLIER? WHY DID I HAVE TO WAIT THIS LONG BRUSHING OFF MY CRUSH FOR MY WORK TO LOSE ANY CHANCE AT HIM? WHY ...
..Sorry guys I need a minute
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Men of the cocoon, we art in our fiercest battle yet. We wilt needeth to assemble. So henchmen, we standeth tall and proud. Join me thee quite beautiful butterfly bastards. WHO'S WITH ME?
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>>432436
LIES! YOU ARE TAKING MY CREDIT ONCE AGAIN, SPIDERMAN! I'M THE BAD GUY! ME! ME! ME! ME!
>Starts sobbing
WAAAAH! WAAAAH! WAAAAH!
No.432440
Anonymous
>>432436
>Entering by the back door
Damn, he truly is a menace. JJJ is going to go bananas if he ever find that Daily Bugle back doors might be opened sometimes.
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>>432439
I can give you additional credit if you want it
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>>432435
Of course they are, silly! What, you think that silly rona affects us?

>>432433
>>432425
>Alastor continues holding back the invaders and Henchmaniacs, and he manages to step himself away from Soul Robber.

ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀɪᴍɪɴɢ.
No.432444
Anonymous
No.432445
Anonymous
>>432441
I love that Alice art!
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>>432437
Sorry my guy. Look, I may have a had a problem accepting it myself, but maybe the best way to romance an autist isn't playing passive aggressive with him for years... But...at least he didn't seriously try to kill you, right?

Look, I'm about to go back to watching the races, but if you need a sympathetic ear, Ashi and I are here to listen.
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>>432437
*Snaps picture*
Yep, this one's going into the Christmas album.
Replies:>>432491
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>>432443
Terribly sorry, Alastor. It has a mind of its own.
Replies:>>432453
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>>432437
........of course, sir. Take as much time as you need.
>>432438
H-here
No.432450
Anonymous
Replies:>>432491
>>432443
No... just on account of all those planes, and Bill's weird friends.
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The Yellow Central Power Battery is at 65% of power!

>>432438
What are you again?
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>>432442
NO! That's it Spiderman! I'm going to kill you. Yeah, thats it. I'll make my own team of baddies to squash the bug along with ending my little bro Jack. SCRATCH! GROUNDER! YOU'RE FIRED! I'll be seeing you all soon. Don't get your Christmas cheers up just yet.
>>432443
Alastor, where's the exit?
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>>432446
It's not like it mattered anyway, it was never going to work. Higher ups in the agency don't like romances, let alone a gay one with a fellow agent. It would have never slid without ending both careers, and we're far too invested in that to let it go.
It doesn't matter if it comes out now, now there's no chance.
>>432449
Thank you bro
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>>432438
Huh? What the fuck is going on?
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>>432419
>"Oh hey, Skinny Santa! Well if you've got the time, I'd appreciate it, but aren't you in the race too? I know you're up against the Monarch but I'd still hate for you to lose because you were helping me."
>>432427
>"Okay see that's more like it! Thanks Chris, I'll go give that a look... what's up with the homeless guy though?"
>>432430
>"Don't worry, between the two of us we should be fine. I read something like most assaults can be prevented just by going out with a buddy. Maybe demons are crazier, no offense, but still I bet it'll work out."
Replies:>>432470
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>>432452
And he never returns. The End.
No.432457
Anonymous
Replies:>>432459
500 more posts and we might get the quints of victory, the Ultimate GETS that overrule all GETS on this site, or the other... for those who didn't reach the final and won't obtain the SUPER DRAGON BALLS, this is it!
Replies:>>432478
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>>432455
Yes, I am but It’s quite alright! I can easily catch up with the sleigh and the Monarch is rather preoccupied.
No.432459
Anonymous
Replies:>>432464
>>432457
I'm confused
Replies:>>432466
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>>432452
Uh ok then. Merry late Christmas monkey
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>>431842

>>432442

>Beatiful, isn't it...

>the Batman i knew you were a pervert in life when i saw you in that suit!!!! Why all my monitors are tuning into the hub of porn?

>Spiderman circumvented the cocoon defenses and put cameras in all the place

>...wwhat?

>The load is coming...

>Oh ok, i'll go to the train's engine then
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>>432438
Uh, well, sure. Can we get a raise? If the boss doesn't mind of course.
No.432464
Anonymous
>>432459
Soon 433333 will come.
Replies:>>432478
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>>432455
There's something wrong with him. No one knows what it is but there's definitely something wrong with him.
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>>432461
Early I meant
No.432467
Anonymous
>>432464
That's in more then 500 posts but I got ya
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>>432462
>>431842

(Also, here's the template)
No.432469
Anonymous
Replies:>>432472
>>432464
It's going to be really easy to get with how slow this site is unless we turn our shitposting up to the max.
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>>432456
Damn, and I heard we were going to appear along side him next thread
No.432471
Anonymous
Replies:>>432473
>>432470
I still can't believe these two fucks qualified for tag team twice
No.432472
Anonymous
>>432469
I expect some shitposting among anons trying to get it.
I also expect Numbers Boi to return on this post as well.
No.432473
Anonymous
Replies:>>432492
>>432471
The first tourney was new and barely known, and this tourney was kicked out of the main site.
Not much of a surprise, even if it's a stale meme.
Replies:>>432477
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>>432470
Oh shit it’s Dink from Dink's Pink and Stink formerly Fuck
No.432475
Anonymous
Replies:>>432479
>>432468
I believe it was you who published Mrs Monarch nip slip?
Replies:>>432483
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>>432367
According to my SCAMdroid i'm getting closer to your position.
Can you see me?
No.432477
Anonymous
>>432474
Based. Jannies eternally BTFO'd
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>>432438
>"Oh snap. Uh, I'll be right there! Just going on... recon down here, investigating what the enemy's up to. And stuff."
>>432458
>"Okay that should have bought us some time. Thanks again, Skinny Santa, let's get to that Hot Topic!"
>>432465
>"...well that's pretty foreboding. I'll be careful if I see him, will he be easy to spot?"
No.432479
Anonymous
Replies:>>432486
>>432475
the what?
No.432480
Anonymous
Replies:>>432482
Jannies woke up, the thread died.
No.432481
Anonymous
>>432446
Small wins Grace
No.432482
Anonymous
>>432480
I was just going to say the Jannies nuked it
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>>432476
Yes I do. We're in the red Buick.
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>>432436
So to escape the public's scrutinizing eyes for your sexual assaults, you decided to invade the privacy of the Monarch's sacred chambers and took videos of me and my wife doing it?! If you weren't a hero, Spider-dick, you might make for a decent bad guy. But the Monarch will not overlook this crime to his Queen's decency...!

The back-door?! GODDAMNIT 69, I said when you take Fang out to take her massive dino-dumps you LOCK UP AFTERWARDS!

>>432462
DELETE IT! Delete this now or forever... wait, what's the scores say? How many thumbs up do the lucky plebians who have the grace of witnessing our peerless sexual prowess before being executed think us worthy of?! This had BETTER at least be in the Recommended page, or I swear to shit-!

>>432438
Well done rallying up our forces, Master Shake! I'm temporarily placing you as my second in command of this battle, do us both a favor and don't fuck this up!
>>432434
The time for strategy has passed! Now is the time for action! We can strategize once our enemy is driven before us and- GODDAMNIT why is shit in my Cocoon still exploding?! It's like piloting the freaking Helicarrier, this thing explodes every other month!
Okay fine, 21, 24, any Henchmen listening, if you have ANY bright ideas now's the time!
Replies:>>432504
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>>432484
I'm back, now it's time for our rap battle
No.432486
Anonymous
>>432479
google it
Replies:>>432528
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>>432478
Just lead the way! I’ll be close behind!
Replies:>>432490
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>>432483
T-the red c...?
No.432489
Anonymous
Replies:>>432504
>>432484
You looking to become a verified couple on the Hub? You're in luck. The market is open after they purged all their CP.
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>>432488
>>432483
...Roger that, see ya in no time
Replies:>>432528
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>>432452
In the back.

>>432450
Demons tend to be used to more chaos than you realize, hehe!

>>432448
Hm! You two watch yourselves in the meantime...I have something to focus on...

>(BRB IRL. Just assume Al's going to continue protecting the Hotel and holding back Bill's henchmaniacs)
No.432492
Anonymous
Replies:>>432493
>>432473
It's beyond stale, it's forced. It's been forced for four years now.
No.432493
Anonymous
>>432492
It was forced from the very beginning. It has never once been natural or funny.
No.432494
Anonymous
Coconuts rper here, I'm done with him. I'm kind of getting tired of the rp in general. I feel drained.
Replies:>>432528
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>>432478
No, he's not. That's the second worst part.
Replies:>>432499
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>>432490
Roger that. See ya soon.
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>>432307
This isn't good....
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>>432490
Mr. Moon Knight? You were one of the detectives working with my dad before he vanished?
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>>432498
who are you little one?


Aaaand here we are...

>>432496
Hello Gentlemen, i hope you're all fine
Replies:>>432502
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>>432498
Hey kid, i found some info on Simon's location in the journal. You interested?
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>>432499
I am Adorabat. Mao Mao and Badgerclops were my adopted parents. I've exhausted myself flying around everywhere after their crash, but I could not find them. Only a large quantity of mummies camped outside the portal to the next round of the race
Replies:>>432506
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>>432500
Oo. Tell me. Maybe I can find someone at least.
Replies:>>432525
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>>432499
Yeah, we're fine. Wish I could say the same about the others.

It's so nice to see another friendly face again!
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>>432485
The hell is going... I recognize that voice. Weren't you a spider that got blown to kingdom come like a couple of hours ago? The hell do you want from me?

>>432489
What?! No! I don't want a bunch of sexless dweebs on the internet watching me live the dream they always wanted as I plow my hot wife over and over again for their sexual entertainment....

'Verified' means paid? Purely out of, let's call it 'fiscal curiosity', how much?
No.432505
Anonymous
Replies:>>432517
>>432462
>>432468
I'm very confused about this template.
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>>432502
Well, it says here that during their state of madness the God of Numbers, his lover and a doctor found themselves imprisoned in a hidden village at the North Pole.
No.432507
Anonymous
>>432462
What is this thing?
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>>432504
Yeah, Satan turned me into a cow because I died. I want my rap battle now that I challenged you for.
Replies:>>432666
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>>432324
Stanford: That explosion back there was a close one, almost got killed before I even got a chance to do anything. Even I after I told the kids I would stay safe. No use in worrying about it now, I have to continue searching for Bill.

>Explosion noises

Stanford: What in the world was that? Could that be Bill Cipher?

> two cats walk to him from across the street, Samantha and Mr. Mumbles

Samantha: I couldn't help but overhear you mention the name Bill Cipher, what could you possibly be trying to do?

Stanford: I certainly didn't expect to see cats in hell, but yes, I'm looking for someone named Bill Cipher. A demon who I can send back to where he came from with my quantum destabilizer. Do you know Bill as well?

Samantha: You could say that, but I don't feel like getting into the details of it. Just know that I barely managed to escape with my life from that demonic triangle. You should be able to find him at the source of those explosion you here in the distance. That's all the information I can give you. Come now Mr. Mumbles, we should be going.
Replies:>>432541
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>>432484
Hey, boss! I think we got a dud!
No.432511
Anonymous
>>432508
damn just give this man a rap battle already
poor guy has suffered enough
Replies:>>432515
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>>432506
Wow! That's where the race is going in the first place! And from the sound of it Bill Cipher is getting tired of Dad's crush, so she in her daughter will be making their way to the village as well!
No.432513
Anonymous
I'm bored.

Someone give me some /co/ recommendations to watch/read and why.
No.432514
Anonymous
Replies:>>432541
>>432504
Well you can earn 80% of ad revenue and sell exorbitantly priced videos that are like a tenth as long as a theatrical movie and 3 times the price. You might also look into OnlyFans. A little more exclusive. There's a paywall to even see anything.
Replies:>>432525
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>>432506
>>432512
Or at least it would be so if it was not for the mummy blockade. I guess I'll keep searching for my father. He'll know what to do about this.
No.432516
Anonymous
>>432513
The first book of Blacksad is pretty good. Rewatching a Christmas classic is pretty comfy this time of year too
No.432517
Anonymous
Replies:>>432526
>>432505
I made the template so people here can make OC's
(I'll make one or two [safe for work of course, we're in Hell but the thread is still christian and sacred])
No.432518
Anonymous
>>432325
(Danposter here, Dan is already dead, hence he's in hell, I'm just waiting for the Dappers to die so Angel can kidnap them in the botched escape)
No.432519
Anonymous
>>432513
Total Drama. It's a good parody of reality shows.
No.432520
Anonymous
>>432518
(Since you were also the Ms. Mumbles poster (I think) do you have anything planned for her and her mom? They were kind of important to the Mao Mao and Dan arc)
No.432521
Anonymous
>>432518
Do you plan to do anything with Samantha and Mr. Mumbles now that they are free from Bill Cipher and are now wandering Hell?
Replies:>>432541
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>>432484
Well, sir, I'm no genius or really that smart, but getting rid of the smoke or at least having some way to see through it would be a priority. Now, considering these goggles don;t have much functionality, and we don;t have a fan big enough to blow the smoke of the bombs, let alone the fires of Hell away, I suggest we start with... well. Getting the fuck out of here.
No.432523
Anonymous
Replies:>>432531
>>432520
I did, but with Mao Mao and Dan both dead they're useless, so I killed Samantha off with 8Ball and then Teethguyposter finished off Mumbles.

Plus having lost his cat will serve as good motivation for next years Dan...you know, along with being raped in hell for 9 months by Angeldust and Lucious Heinous, but we'll get to that when we get to that
No.432524
Anonymous
>>432521
>>432520
Not him, but I feel it would be anti-climactic if the cat girls just walk out when there was so much effort Dan put in saving them. I hope Dan gets to help them leave at least even if it ends with Angel Dust rape
Replies:>>432533
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>>432515
>>432503
Happy to hear that

Dont worry Adorabat, we can track him with the signal of his scamdroid.

But first, we need a plan

Gentlemen do you know Adorabat?
No.432526
Anonymous
>>432517
Maybe a template with the judges or past winners would attract more
No.432527
Anonymous
>>432521
(Wait they got revived? Fuck I tried to kill then off as fast as I could this round)
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>>432491
>>432495
>"Wuh-oh... well I'll just try not to talk to any one on my way to Hell's Hot Topic and back. Thanks for the heads up Chris! Al, good luck with your partner, hope you two don't fight for too long so close to the Finals."
>>432487
>"Sure thing, Al said it was just a couple miles away. Thanks for doing this with me again, normally I wouldn't be worried about going solo but if Al says there are extra eager killey, hand-holdey demons around I'll take his advice."
>"Can't believe I didn't think to get Jack anything up until now, I just assumed that was Santa's job! There's like three in the Tournament, I thought we were covered. Now what to get him... he seems to like collecting those magical artifact things, Hell has a few extra I could grab."
No.432529
Anonymous
>>432524
(They're supposed to be dead I killed them off with the henchmaniacs.......fuck having them alive literally ruins my entire post-round 3 plan)
No.432530
Anonymous
>>432527
Yeah, Alastor was worried about revenge (Dan is gone, but they never found Mao's body) so he made them spit the cats out. They met with Stan on the way out but are now lost somewhere in a hell town.
No.432531
Anonymous
>>432529
>>432527
>>432523
(I thought the people killing them off were shitposters and ignored them.............fuck sorry)
No.432532
Anonymous
>>432527
Well since Mao Mao is dead... They can meet up in Hell or something...
Replies:>>432548
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>>432525
Mao Mao has told us about her, but I've never met her in person.
No.432534
Anonymous
>>432527
Stanford/Bill Cipher poster here. I ignored it because I thought someone was just fucking around. Lets just rewrite it to were Samantha and Mr. Mumbles get murdered by one of Hell's inhabitants after escaping Bill.
No.432535
Anonymous
>>432532
I think the detectives are looking for Mao though, and Adorabat could not find them in hell.
No.432536
Anonymous
Replies:>>432540
>>432532
Mao Mao isn't dead...
No.432537
Anonymous
Replies:>>432544
>>432527
>>432534
If that's what you want.
No.432538
Anonymous
>>432534
Maybe just keep them around. It keeps the stakes up
No.432539
Anonymous
>>432530
>spit them out they fucking killed them fuck this.


(Ok, my entire outline for Dan's miserable failure playing out and his grand return next year required Mumbles and Samantha to be killed untriumphantly and pointlessly so Dan would feel doubley pissed.......which is why I tried to kill them off earlier....fuck)
No.432540
Anonymous
>>432536
(Oh thank god)
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>>432508
...your challenge is a curious one, cow, but the Monarch does not shy away once the glove has been thrown. I accept.

YOU start us off.

>>432514
My wife already has an OnlyFans, curiously enough, that was set up for her in order to gain 'notoriety' during Ms. /co/... one that all my attempts to delete have been met with failure.
80% of ad revenue sounds enticing, but I need hard numbers Anon! Could this add an additional 6 figures a year to the Monarch budget, 5?

>>432522
>>432510
Retreat is never the answer, 21! And the goggles are a staple of the uniform, if we're to engage in demonic warfare then our enemies will know your generic visages for all time. Getting rid of the smoke is a solid idea, but I don't know where we're going to find a giant fucking fan out here.
Unless that Yellow Lantern deal Vilgax was going on about in Round 2 ever bore fruit.
No.432542
Anonymous
>>432524
I want Dan to just win honestly
No.432543
Anonymous
Replies:>>432546
>>432539
(Maybe Dan does not know they spat them out? Things are getting tangled and people don't know where other characters are)
No.432544
Anonymous
>>432537
(Of course, once I had to change things after Round 3, Mumbles and Samantha dying was the plan, of course assuming Mao Mao didn't win in that case he'd take them. Mao Mao lost, so I killed them off pronto so I could push that deck of cards away and get ready for the bad ending to set up next year. Mumbles and Samantha outlived their usefulness a long time ago)
No.432545
Anonymous
>>432529
>>432530
>>432534
So we all agree that Samantha and Mr. Mumbles are dead while Mao Mao and Badgerclops are alive?
No.432546
Anonymous
>>432543
(That doesn't work, no)



(Damn it I thought we cared about who was killed off or not?)
No.432547
Anonymous
Replies:>>432558
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>>432533
Hiya Mr. Blacksad!
No.432549
Anonymous
>>432545
(I mean, Mao Mao's outside my jursisdiction so it's technically none of my business, but I think he was alive yeah)
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>>432484
Not me, it was someone pretending to be me and then eventually getting crushed to death by a caveman with a big rock.
Not just you and your wife, I’ve gotten videos and pictures of nearly everyone there (except that Pip kid because I’m not a freak).
No.432551
Anonymous
Is this the second time in a row people fucked up Danposter's ending to an arc because they misinterpreted something?
No.432552
Anonymous
Replies:>>432554
>>432539
(You know... there are other ways to return)
No.432553
Anonymous
>>432551
(I am confused as fuck about Dan to be honest. I kind of wanted him to win if Bill falls to someone else, get Ms. Mumbles out and have him stuck punching Bill Cipher in hell for a year so that at least its a bitter sweet ending.)
No.432554
Anonymous
Replies:>>432559
>>432552
At this point all characters that die return as mummies, with the exception of Chris
No.432555
Anonymous
>>432551
Wilkins arc was partially his fault for making Wilkins TOO good and probably not including enough Vriska, but yeah I'll fully admit way too many people missed the ending of the Qualifiers where the Vriska stuff happened and thus overhyped him, and that he had a planned out ending(Tulio thing only happened because someone missed that)

Dan thing is just straight up Stanposters fault for missing the fact he had killed off the characters and that Dan and Chris were already dead and he planned for Angel to take em
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>>432541
Well, we can wait until it does boss. Ya know? Just chill out here.
No.432557
Anonymous
Replies:>>432582
>>432550
>Spidey has sex tapes of everyone in the Cocoon
Spidey, spill. You know you wanna!
Replies:>>432561
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>>432548
Hello, young lady. Your father told me about you. Also, this is my friend Weekly.
No.432559
Anonymous
>>432554
>cat mummies
Aren't cats worshipped in ancient Egypt? Dan will have to fight Ramses and his son for them.
No.432560
Anonymous
Replies:>>432569
>>432553
OK, DANPOSTER IS GONNA SAY HIS ENTIRE PLAN NOW.


>The thing at the end of Round 3 was botched, Dan and Chris are killed and are condemned to a deeper part of hell, under their loose watch, but outside the tournament scope.

>Either they lose, and people come snooping around the site, or they win and willingly give away the nuisamce, Angel finds them before they can escape, and kidnaps them.

>He invites Lucious over.......rape ensues until next year when Elise and Dale bail them out.

>Chris can't come out because they used a Gaelic spell and thus is recaptured when Angel returns to hell.

>Dan has lost everything, competes alongside Dale, and is out for revenge on those who doomed him, if he doesn't get revemge he'll be sent back to hell.

That last part makes it very flexible next time.
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>>432558
Hiya Weekly! Dad told me stories about you both!
No.432562
Anonymous
Replies:>>432563
>>432559
Yeah, and I can't imagine Mao Mao will be very happy either.
No.432563
Anonymous
>>432562
If he's alive that is...
No.432564
Anonymous
>>432534
(It'll be much better if Samantha was alive. Mumbles could go either way.)
No.432565
Anonymous
>>432559
(You're absolutely killing Danposter inside)
No.432566
Anonymous
>>432564
(Yeah, maybe keep Samantha alive, I want her bants with Pip and her reaction to all that has occurred.)
No.432567
Anonymous
>>432564
(Samantha was the one I killed off myself since I needed her gone more, Mumbles was taken out by another anon before I could finish typing)
No.432568
Anonymous
Look, last time we had this sort of conflict we went by senority? What post came first?
No.432569
Anonymous
>>432560
Well... that's dark.. Maybe even a bit too dark for this RP.
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>>432541
With pleasure

Hey Monarch
You'll be out in a pinch
This is about the end of your arc
You're gonna lose it all to the Grinch
No.432571
Anonymous
>>432569
Yeah, hence I preferred this >>432553 out of my soft spot for Dan.
No.432572
Anonymous
Replies:>>432590
>>432569
(When I said "Pulp Fiction Reference" and "Commache The Revels", what the hell did you THINK i was referencing aside from the scene with Maynard and Zed)
No.432573
Anonymous
>>432568
Samantha and Mr. Mumbles dying did come first, then anons tried to save her using Alastor and Mr. Incredible.
No.432574
Anonymous
>>432569
> too dark for this RP
Danger Mouse got eaten by his own daughter.
No.432575
Anonymous
>>432569
(Dan's entire thing was revenge. I kill his ally, I kill his pet and his pets mom, make sure he and Mao Mao have nothing to bond over, torture him till next year, destroy his hope, break him down, then when Dale figures out what happened using the books Dan left behind and he and Elise use Gaelic magic to save him,Chris can't come back, taking his one friend, and leaving him a deadline to dispose of those who wronged him. It's dark, it'll be incredibly flexable, and it'll be amazing)
No.432576
Anonymous
>>432513
Danger Mouse reboot is on Netflix along with the original series, they're both fun and whacky as hell.
Replies:>>432583
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>>432561
Hiya, kid! So you're the little gal Mao Mao keeps talking about!
Replies:>>432589
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>>432556
>>432541

The Yellow Central Power Battery is at 70% of power Monarch

But i'll make a fan in no time

>>431842
No.432579
Anonymous
>>432575
...Ok I gotta admit, Dan and Dale seeking to personally hunt down everyone who wronged them, with the deadline being if they fail Dan goes back to hell and back to the rapehole, sounds kinda fucking based.
No.432580
Anonymous
Replies:>>432599
>>432573
(original Samantha RPer here. I was only around as a gag during qualifiers because she was not on any teams, I did not expect it to spiral out like this. I was originally planning on having her come back for Mao Mao in the end after seeing the lust and subplots but now I am confused about what to do)
No.432581
Anonymous
Replies:>>432584
>>432574
And you have to admit you laughed
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>>432557
I can’t spill it out all at once. I’m waiting until Monarch actually wins, then I’ll post all of it. Just think the winner of the Duos Tournament 2020 getting a sex tape of himself, his wife, his minions, and a dinosaur getting leaked on the internet. That’d get to forget about the false stuff against me as the public would rotate into talking about that instead
Replies:>>432617
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>>432577
Yep! At your service!
No.432584
Anonymous
>>432581
(Danposter. Dangermouse was a plotpoint I came up with on the fly to end the Baby is Mew arc before it got JohnMega levels of bad, and then I needed Danger disposed of since he had outlived his usefulness)
No.432585
Anonymous
OK ARE SAMANTHA AND MUMBLES ALIVE OR NOT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
No.432586
Anonymous
>>432584
(Shit. It's all starting to come together.)
No.432587
Anonymous
>>432573
Well following the example then we'd ditch the latter and go with the former
No.432588
Anonymous
>>432585
Schrodinger's cats.
No.432589
Anonymous
Replies:>>432796
>>432578
So let's see
>GwenPool became a Monarch henchman
>Pip became a Monarch henchman
>Vilgax became a Monarch henchman
Am I missing anyone? (God, I hope somebody actually draws the Monarch's family and Henchmen around the Christmas Tree like what was suggested last thread)
No.432590
Anonymous
>>432572
I'm tired to i didn't read all of what you said.
>>432574
At least that was as big as the Da arc.
>>432575
>It's dark, it'll be incredibly flexable, and it'll be amazing
I remember when people more or less said the same thing about the DC movies.
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>>432550
>"E-everyone?"
No.432592
Anonymous
Replies:>>432599
>>432588
Ok, now this is nice.
No.432593
Anonymous
>>432584
This guy in a nutshell.
>Character A outlived my usefulness, so I killed them pathetically.
This is what the third time? Forth time?
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>>432570
No.432595
Anonymous
>>432585
watch this:

>>432545
No.432596
Anonymous
>>432584
But wtf happened to Ian, that's still not been explained since they lost
No.432597
Anonymous
>>432588
Nice one
No.432598
Anonymous
>>432593
Danger had it coming and Dan will come back for revenge....eventually. Wilkins had it coming for taking a Faustian Bargain with someone as untrustworthy as Vriska.


the cats yes yes I did
No.432599
Anonymous
Replies:>>432603
>>432592
Original Samantha RPer here. Since like I said before
>>432580 I don't know what to do, lets go with Scrodinger's cats. This is all happening in the depth of the underworld, where everything is kind of smoky and unreal, so let's just make it ambiguous what happened to them. Some swear they saw them die, others claim they were revived, others yet claim they are in Ramses' army now having betrayed their original loyalties for a life as Egyptian priestesses.
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Whew! It looks like the henchmaniacs and shooters may have "given up" already!

In other new...less than an hour before the races begin again, ladies and gentlemen!
No.432601
Anonymous
Replies:>>432607
>>432588
>Observes them.

Ok they dead now problem solved
No.432602
Anonymous
>>432513
Legend of the Three Caballeros because it doesn't get enough attention for being the cartoon people want
No.432603
Anonymous
Replies:>>432609
>>432599
(Dan cannot have hope left in his heart. Rumors provide hope. He can only have misery, his mind only suffering)
No.432604
Anonymous
>>432596
He went home after he saw his friend die
No.432605
Anonymous
Replies:>>432607
>>432588
>Observes them

Ok they alive now problem solved
No.432606
Anonymous
Replies:>>432609
>>432596
Ian RPer here.

I was originally going to just say he died in the 22 car pile up at the start of the race but if that doesn't work then you guys are free to do whatever you want with him for the story.
No.432607
Anonymous
>>432605
>>432601
Make up your mind guys
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>>432591
Excluding the obvious one for obvious reasons, yes everyone
No.432609
Anonymous
>>432606
Mummy Ian?
>>432603
(Maybe Dan going nuts slowly, unsure if Mumbles is dead or has betrayed him or both? That way its a compromise between the other anon)
Replies:>>432629
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>>432550
Wait... Spear killed...
No.432611
Anonymous
>>432608
>Excluding the obvious one for obvious reasons
I kek'd
No.432613
Anonymous
>>432608
But JJJ wanted pictures of YOU
No.432614
Anonymous
>>432568
Danposter came first, other guy didn't listen, so by that logic we should go with 8ball and Teeth having killed them.
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>>432556
That sounds an awful lot like slacking off when there's work to be done. I don't employ you schmucks to jack off around here, I pay for results!

>>432550
Caveman with a big rock... think I know who you're talking about. Well, I'll still tell everyone it was you: anything that keeps a goody-two shoes hero in trouble with the law is gravy to me.

Nearly everyone here? Dude, I understand me and my wife, but my work-force is 99% guys, why were you creeping around taking photos of a bunch of lonely 30 year old men? Only other women in my Cocoon were a bunch of temps in Ms, a freaking dinosaur, and... wait were you the one that got those pictures of 69's back?

>>432570
Pfff, you got more or is that it? Pathetic. Behold the mighty licks of the Monarch's lithe tongue!

Who cares what you think, you're fucking dead and I'm not
And I don't mean just your bloated bovine diapered ass and its rot
As far as Aqua Teen villains go you don't even make the top ten
I'm the king of Venture baddies that gets viewers dropping in.
No.432616
Anonymous
Replies:>>432620
Would you guys prefer Bill being sent back to the second dimension by Ford, or being stuck in Hell stripped of his powers? His powers could be stripped away by Ascended Tulio or a deal he made with Alastor. You could even just say the rules of wacky racers removes his powers.
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>>432583
Well now, what brings you to this place? Didn't expect a small girl like you in a place like this.
No.432619
Anonymous
Replies:>>432622
(Ok, Dan and Stan posters, can ONE of you just give up and let the other guy have this so we can move on? I don't care WHICH of you, but SOMEONE)
No.432620
Anonymous
>>432616
Ooo, what about Bill making a deal with Vriska?

(Danposter said that he was done for Vriska and just setting her up for other people to use her, so she's freegame)
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>>432617
I came to support my dad... But everyone's been saying that they were dumped into a ravine by a mummy!
No.432622
Anonymous
>>432619
I already said we could go with his story. The rest are just random anons.
No.432623
Anonymous
Replies:>>432625
>>432622
Who am I speaking to?
No.432624
Anonymous
Replies:>>432641
Ramses RPer here, as much as I would like to be greeting whoever survives at the portal, it's way to late here I'm afraid. Which is why I show up late in the threads.
Sorry that momentum won't be there, but I'll keep posting regardless.
No.432625
Anonymous
>>432623
Stanposter
No.432626
Anonymous
>>432622
....Is this Danon or Stanon?
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>>432550
>>432591
>>432608
So... is that doujinshi with Cecil based on a true story?
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>>432608
>>432591
>>432613
I have the headline "Horny Masked Menace Exposes Honest Workmen's Private moments"
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>>432610
Well if that imposter survived being crushed by a rock multiple times then props to him
>>432612
Yes
>>432613
JJJ is still recovering after losing to a sandwich eating teenager, he probably doesn’t want pictures of me for awhile
No.432630
Anonymous
Replies:>>432648
>>432627
little lost here, who's Cecil?
No.432631
Anonymous
Replies:>>432633
>>432621
(I'd recommend to have Samantha live if Mao Mao lives maybe)
No.432632
Anonymous
>>432628
Kek based JJJ is back sooner than ever
No.432633
Anonymous
>>432631
Omg WE JUST SETTLED THIS.

Is this gonna be the thread for the next half hour?
No.432634
Anonymous
>>432633
The dangers of rp.
No.432635
Anonymous
Replies:>>432642
>>432633
Alright, let's go with Danposter. I just don't know if there will be RP allowed for the next year's contest
No.432636
Anonymous
Replies:>>432637
Autism in its purest form.
No.432637
Anonymous
No.432638
Anonymous
Anyone know where Felix is?
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>>432615
Well, if ya say so, boss. Let's roll, boys!
*The horde takes flight into the smoky haze. The planes soon prove to be a very formidable opponent. A few of the raiding aircraft are shot down, but many more of the Monarch;s henchmen perish with bullet ridden falls from the sky.*
No.432640
Anonymous
>>432638
He hasn't been around for a while...
No.432641
Anonymous
Replies:>>432647
>>432624
Belos just exited the portal from Hell. I was wondering if you'd have Ramses do anything with him.
No.432642
Anonymous
>>432635
(Neither do I, heck I was part of the anti-RP camp, this is my first rodeo, but I prefer a bad ending anyway so I'm fine with leaving Dan being raped in hell forever if next year is no RP. A chill year would probably be a wise choice anyway after all this shit, a return to simpler times)
Replies:>>432650
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>>432621
Sadly, it's true. I saw everything. I'm sorry. That little bastard's gonna pay for that.
No.432644
Anonymous
>>432638
Maybe the stds got to him
Might just still be crossdressing for gay sex
Replies:>>432684
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>>432615
Aww come on, no need to spread rumours.
Well you should a team that’s primarily comprised of lonely men would result in pretty saucy behind the scenes "action" going on and I’m definitely not missing the chance of getting that on film.
Yes.
Replies:>>432684
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>>432615
No, is that all you got
In order to watch your show, I have to be high on pot
You only have blind followers for fans
Beyond that, you're barely a man
Your wife wears the pants
I hear your minions' chants
All they're saying is "Monarch's a fag, he should just pack his bags."
No.432647
Anonymous
>>432641
Are they enemies or allies?
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>>432630
Gwen's canon best friend in the Marvel comics.
Someone made a pornographic doujinshi of the two last year and /co/ went nuts over it.
No.432649
Anonymous
Replies:>>432654
>>432647
Belos may have that white lantern with him. Also Belos definitely isn't going to like Ramses if they actually meet.
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>>432643
I-it seems that I need some time to myself.
No.432651
Anonymous
Replies:>>432654
>>432647
I'm pretty sure they're enemies
Replies:>>432661
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>>432627
Not a 100% accurate one but it definitely is
>>432628
JJJ? I thought you got depressed after losing to Shaggy. Now you’re here too? Wait we’re in Hell so does that mean you…
Replies:>>432659
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>>432608
How the heck did you get me!?
No.432654
Anonymous
Replies:>>432697
>>432649
>>432651
Ramses will probably have some heavy hitting undead with him whether that gives him a fighting chance or not.
If it comes to a conflict with him, then maybe Ramses won;t win, but Belos won't come out of it unscathed.
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>>432639
Uh Master Monarch, why do your minions drop like flies?
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>>432650
Well... they could still very much be alive. They're tough fighters and they are hard to kill, so they might have just taken a little tumble is all.
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I MUST BE WITH OSWALD THE LUCKY RABBIT!
I MUST BE WITH OSWALD THE LUCKY RABBIT!
I MUST BE WITH OSWALD THE LUCKY RABBIT!
I MUST BE WITH OSWALD THE LUCKY RABBIT!
I MUST BE WITH OSWALD THE LUCKY RABBIT!
I MUST BE WITH OSWALD THE LUCKY RABBIT!
I MUST BE WITH OSWALD THE LUCKY RABBIT!
I MUST BE WITH OSWALD THE LUCKY RABBIT!
I MUST BE WITH OSWALD THE LUCKY RABBIT!
I MUST BE WITH OSWALD THE LUCKY RABBIT!
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30 minutes to go, if this is it for Oswald thanks for the ride
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>>432653
The window was open
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>>432608
>>432628
>"Spidey, how could you?! I thought you were cool!!"
>>432627
>"L-lies! Lewd lies!"
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>>432652
>>432591
Consider this an early birthday present, Gwen. I'll get it all wiped, it's an easy thing to do anyway
Replies:>>432695
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>>432660
I am
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>>432650
*Snaps picture*
Yep, this one's also going into the Christmas album.
No.432664
Anonymous
>>432657
Oh dear, seems Batkek didn't satisfy Felix's gay lust
No.432665
Anonymous
>>432663
Based Shrek
Replies:>>432671
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>>432509
>After Stanford locates Bill, he prepares to take a shot at him
>He only has one chance to land this
Stanford: Time to send you right back where you came from.
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>>432650
It's ok Adora... if you need anything just tell us

>>432617
John... you were following this race... what's your plan?
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>>432661
Kid you can’t wipe things from the internet, that’s rule 1 of The internet
No.432669
Anonymous
>>432657
Is this foreshadowing?
No.432670
Anonymous
Replies:>>432695
>>432660
>>432661
I shall do a story time of a certain doujinshi tomorrow.
No.432671
Anonymous
>>432666
Satanic trip says you one shot him.
CONGRATULATIONS
No.432672
Anonymous
Replies:>>432679
The /co/ thread was up way longer than I expected. Think we'll get a higher voter count this round?
No.432673
Anonymous
Replies:>>432686
>>432656
unf Weekly is so cute
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>>432668
Here's the thing about rules, my masked friend!

They were made to be broken, AND I'M JUST THE RULE BREAKER NEEDED!

>Insert movie hacking scene here
No.432679
Anonymous
>>432672
Potentially
Some here might have dropped
No.432681
Draw fag
>>432663
>Wedding album (Photos by Spiderman)
>Christmas album (Photos by Shrek)

Well... it's gonna be a busy year this 2021...
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>>432639
Your sacrifices will be remembered for the rest of the day, my loyal Henchmen. Go forth with honor, and show the enemy you have no fear! I shall deal with my own opponent in the meanwhile...

>>432645
What kind of action are you looking for?! 300 something lonely guys doing whatever the fuck they do to keep themselves occupied when I'm not looking does NOT constitute something I feel would be worth stalking around my Cocoon for.
Also: I'd laugh about 69 if the incident wasn't subsequently released to Guild Human Resources. Had to hear my Queen chew me out and have a guy come in to talk to my Cocoon about sensitivity in the work place...

>>432646
Hah, so this cow's got some guts does it? All it will do is make you a finer meal once I roast you alive.

To be fair you have to have a fairly high IQ
To appreciate my show's wit, it clearly isn't for you
You say I'm barely a man, but at least I AM one
You look like something I like on my burgers well done
If you dare say a word about my wife, you should know
I'm fucking the 2020's one and only fucking Ms. /co/
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>>432656
I plan on looking for them till I find them, even if it makes my wings bleed!
>Adorabat flies off in the direction of a town on the other end of the portal. It seems she has not surrendered hope yet.
No.432686
Anonymous
>>432673
Weekly is perfect and its sad he hasn't got much fanart. His and Blacksad's story is the heart of the tourney for me, along with Henchgwen and Chris
No.432687
Anonymous
>>432663
Kek, based sociopath
Replies:>>432701
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>>432685
Good luck, Adorabat! Stay safe out there, ya hear?

Be careful of those mummies!
Replies:>>432701
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>>432685
Godspeed, kid. God, she's adorable.
No.432691
Anonymous
Replies:>>432730
>>432513
homestuck
No.432692
Anonymous
>>432686
I'd definitely love to see more Blacksad and Weekly OC.
No.432693
Anonymous
>>432686
Actually I don't think he's got any fanart yet, Blacksad has two
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>>432684
Well it’s quite simple: 300 something lonely guys + an unaware leader = some stuff you might not like to see
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>>432662
>"There is literally nothing cool about taking pictures of people while they're getting dressed!"
>>432661
>>432668
>"That's really sweet of you Jack, but I think 21 and Strong Bad are right... once on the internet, always on the internet. STUPID pictures..."
>>432670
>"I'm just warning you now: if you go through with this, I WILL cry. And I WILL make you watch. I'm not bluffing."
Replies:>>432727
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>>432695
I can at least get them taken down off the hub and Spidey's computer.
No.432697
Anonymous
>>432654
I'm fine with that. Just know that Belos is supposed to be a powerful magic user, and he can teleport out if things get too ugly.

>t. Belos poster
Replies:>>432727
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>>432684
The fan is ready...
and the cocoon's doors are small for me...
No.432699
Anonymous
Replies:>>432702
>>432593
like a third of the story has been invalidated by this one guy's stupid decisions, it's absurd
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>>432684
Oh, you wanna go on about your wife
Then let's go on about her life
She cucked you like a bitch
Tom Cat has a good cum shot pitch
It gave her vagina an itch
The itch you couldn't scratch
She thought Tom's sex was great
While you were second rate
Replies:>>432711
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>>432685
>>432689
>>432690
Wait, is that it?! What about Jack and Simon?! Have i seriously wasted my time reading that journal for nothing?! My existence is on the line here people!
No.432702
Anonymous
>>432699
Can someone list all of the stupid decisions.
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Less than five minutes, folks!

Just remember! There'll be a race for 5th-8th place, no matter who progresses into the semifinals today!
No.432704
Anonymous
3 MINUTES TILL WE FIND OUT THE FINAL FOUR LET'S GO
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>>432695
Well hey I least I never exposed your secret identity
No.432706
Anonymous
>>432702
It's better to just be like Chris anon, roll with the punches and make a story of that
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>>432700
Oh shit!
No.432708
Anonymous
Replies:>>432713
Reminder folks, all arcs and stories aren't going into the next year of tournaments. Hell I don't think there will be rp at all
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>>432700
SCREW IT, not enough time until the race starts for another verse, I'm ending this. Monarch wins, FUCK YOU, thank you for playing a game you lost from the start, pampered steer!

HENCHMEN! Slaughter the cow and bring it to Chef to celebrate our victory!
No.432710
Anonymous
>>432702
Overall his chief problem is that he refuses to ever go off script. You can't control the flow of the story in RPing with anons. That's the beauty of RP.
>doesn't allow the Wilkins thing to develop naturally
>hates that anons like his less preferred RP
>wants his Dan storyline to flow just how he wants it
No.432711
Anonymous
Replies:>>432722
>>432701
They are probably in the North Pole with Eggman, whose pretending to be Santa Claus for some odd reason.
No.432713
Anonymous
>>432708
Why not?
No.432715
Anonymous
>>432713
Who would remember all this lore? I am a lorefag and I probably won't come back next year
No.432716
Anonymous
Replies:>>432929
>>432713
Because the other tournaments will be on /co/, have more traffic and you're risking the tournament completely if you continue this shit next year
No.432717
Anonymous
Replies:>>432729
who's gone MIA besides Simon and Mao Mao?
No.432722
Anonymous
>>432711
Well yeah, it was in the hint in the journal.
>>432506
No.432727
In the Train
>>432698
>Wait what's that...? A green worm? a bunch of... VILGAX STILL ALIVE??

>CALL GRIEVOUS, I WANT A FUCKING EXPLANATION RIGHT NOW!!!!!

>>432696
>The cocoon's archives in the hub are getting deleted... That's it, i'm crashing the train now...
No.432729
Anonymous
>>432717
Jack, Badgerclops and Robotnik, though they will be found in the Santa Round
No.432730
Anonymous
Replies:>>432752
>>432691
That's too long
No.432752
Anonymous
>>432730
I Hate Everything, Pretty Violent, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
No.432755
Anonymous
>Scam Inc's massive insider trader and stock inflation has been discovered, triggering an economic crisis not seen in scale since the South Seas Bubble.
No.432796
Anonymous
Replies:>>432815
>>432589
Spear and Fang?
No.432815
Anonymous
>>432796
kermit
No.432929
Anonymous
>>432716
>Still believing the false notion that it was rping that got us banned
Anon, what the fuck
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