/co/ - Comics & Cartoons

>>432712
Seems Bill and I have lost this one!

But by golly, I can't say that I didn't have fun making it this far! Hahahahaha!

>North Pole Express made it to the semi-finals
Thank you... they had a good run. It would be fine losing to Miguel and Tulio here.

OC Anchor

WHAT
THE
FUCK
HAPPENED
HENCHMEN!?

Uh oh.

>>432712
Stanford landed the shot, thus sending Bill and his Henchmaniacs packing. Conveniently enough all the weirdness damage they inflicted has been completely erased, so Alastor didn't have to worry about cleanup.

>>432734
Sad to say I didn't vote for you this round. I get my vote's worth, baby!

Thanks for all the previous prizes, though!

fucking christmas matchup autism is gonna wreck this entire tournament
if north pole express wins I'm gonna riot
(still voting for fake santas though)

>>432726
Well that sucks. Sorry for the loss Monarch, since these pictures and videos won’t be worth the leaking I’ve decided to destroy them all. That doesn’t mean I’d stop snooping in your place though, it’s kind of cozy actually.

....What is with this undead army?

>>432721
>>432738
Bill: WHAT!!!!! WHERE THE HELL DID SIX FINGERS COME FROM!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENEING!!!! I WON'T GO BA-

Stanley: GET OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID TRIANGLE!!!

Get fucked Bill

Remember me, though I have to travel far
Remember me, as I yell racial slurs at children in the park

Well Monarch henchmen, we didn't win, but we put up a hell of a fight

>>432712
>Howard: And we are in the semifinals!
>Kreese: Which ever team wins this is going to the finals, while the losers will have to wait a year until they can even compete again!
>Howard: Let's go see who won and loss last round!

Richard Wagner - Ride Of The Valkyries

Ladies and Gentlemen, what we are seeing here is complete pandemonium both on and off the track. Round 5 is through that portal you see now, in the deep circles of hell. While such terrain is treacherous on its own, it's become an all-out war zone recently. A very sore loser who goes by the name of Dick Dastardly has amassed an army of planes and is using them to drops bombs and bullets onto the track. While we wish to cancel the race, it is already well underway and the fastest path for our elite eight would be to finish the race as charted and escape through the exit portal. We are maintaining contact with as many of them as we can and have a rescue team on standby in case any of them are blown off course.

We just want to take this time to stress that /co/lympus cares deeply for the safety of our racers. We'd also like to inform you that we are still legally responsible for any missing racers and we'll have to pay out the ass if any more go home dismembered in a box. Remember: if you see something, say something. And if you find something, bring it to us so we can give it a proper funeral.

Now on to the immediate matters. Some of you may have noticed the large undead army that has gathered. And those who haven't may have noticed how you are now being asked to evacuate. We have someone on the ground attempting to talk him down, but judging from what I can see here it isn't going very well.

Oh, the racers are already arriving! In first is the Mighty a...Jesus. Okay, sorry to disappoint but I'm signing off a bit early. It's a bloodbath out there. Results will be announced tomorrow!
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1 Mighty and Powerful Gods 68.5
2 Power of Two 63.9
3 Fake Santas 54.8
4 North Pole Express 52.1

>>432726
Well Master Monarch, you didn't win, but you can finish serving that cow fuck's ass!

>>432726
Don't worry dude. I just checked you two into the hotel. Looks like you, me, Shake and spider twink are going to be roommates for a long, long time!

>>432696
>"...well, if you can at least make sure Spider-man doesn't have them anymore, that'd be nice."
>>432705
>"...well I guess that's true, but I get the feeling most people have figured who 'Henchman 69' really is by now anyways. Except maybe the Monarch but I don't think he cares."
>>432720
>"Wow, TulioMiguelantism is really picking up speed. I'm so sorry you lost Al, maybe all that fighting earlier tired you and Bill out?"
>>432726
>"Uh oh... I'm really sorry Mr. The Monarch. I'm guessing all the bombing runs didn't do the Cocoon any favors either. Also Santas are REALLY hard to beat in December. But, you made it to Top 8! And you can still try for 5th place! I think that's what Mrs. The Monarch would like you to do."

>Mighty and Powerful Gods
>Fake Santas
>Cheese Lovers 5th
>SCAM Inc. 6th
>AS Duo 7th
>Dapper Dealers 8th

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



congratulations Oswald again

>>432768
Aaaaaaand done!

Your pics are gone from his computer.

>>432764
Is that cow French too?

>>432740
oooh, so THAT was the plan. I get the lesson, Eda! That's how play to win, even after you lose!

>>432772
Pretty redundant as I actually just deleted it

Hey, Stan Pines here! Cofounder and ex-CFO of SCAM Inc.! Can't talk now!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

>>432778
Well I just bleached em for good measure, so they're impossible to restore.

>Kreese: Through their own will power and power to bullshit their way out of a situation, Miguel and Tulio out smart the dapper dealers!
>Howard: How can tow demons even hope to beat a god?

UPDATED BRACKET:
>https://imgur.com/a/ev1IMiy
>https://imgur.com/a/ev1IMiy
>https://imgur.com/a/ev1IMiy

>>432712
That's right, folks. Peace and love triumph over evil and assholes. Let this be a lesson in the spirit of Charisimu~

>>432768
I would! And the oh so funny thing about this is, well, BILL is what contributed to the fighting! Thus he not only tired yours truly out, but himself as well!

If he had JUST worked with me better, we may have had a higher chance to pass!

>>432766
>>432726
Hehehehehe...

>>432781
Hey Stanley, where're you off to? The deeper Peruvian jungle, perhaps?

>>432734
>>432781
So, SCAM Inc. You two are out of the tournament but don't worry. You'll receive your own reward.

>Howard: In their sleigh, The North Pole express catch up to Scam INC and pelt them with enough coal to send them into last place!
>Kreese: This is what happens when you think of a green Christmas.
>Howard: Mo money mo karma!

>>432727
>>432724
>>432726
>>432754
>>432764
>>432768

>*BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!*
>Bullseye!

>DESTROY THE YELLOW CENTRAL POWER BATTERY

>>432764
>>432726
Yeah Monarch, we're finishing this. Unless you want to admit defeat.

>>432732
>>432737
This is what I feared most... the power of Klaus truly is something to be feared. Even Satan himself was enraptured by the holidays!
>>432744
I'm not sure I can bring myself to care either way at the moment, web-slinger... at the very least send the ones of my wife and I to me before you destroy them.
>>432754
Shake. I know we had our differences at the start, but at the end of it all, I can't honestly say it was a total disaster. You're... okay.
>>432764
A small consolation prize, my boy. Fine barbecue can only ease the pain of this so much.
>>432766
>>432788
What?! Why do I have to go to your crummy hotel, I'm not dead!
.....am I?
>>432768
Yes... the bombardment likely took its toll upon the hull as well. It is as freaking suitable an explanation as any.

Going for 5th place... God, what a stupendous fucking honor. Damnit, I know I shouldn't give up but I just need a bit to process all this Henchmen. But before that... thank you. Well done on all your parts, I appreciate your sacrifice and dedication.

>>432795
OH GODDAMNIT WHAT NOW?! I was NOT in the mood for this shit, why's the entire Cocoon shaking AGAIN?! I thought Dick's retarded little aerial brigade was disposed of?! Status report, anyone!

Hello everyone Santa here again, I congratulate all those that got through the burning afterlife of hell, dodging bombs and lower dimensional demons along the way and making it to the finish line. To those that were just too slow I must say it’s not over as you’ll be racing in your own race in the infinite limbo of purgatory to see which place you’ll be put in. As for the winners of this round you’ll be going to the dangerous jungles of Peru. I wish to see you all once more in the final race. This has been Santa and goodnight everyone

>>432800
Thank you, Monarch. We made a pretty good team. I'm sorry you aren't bringing home a trophy for your wife this year.

>>432750
Tulio: Not so fast Bill, where do you think your going.

>Tulio uses his Godlike power to bring Bill back but none of the Henchmaniacs and strips him of all his power

Bill: What are you going to do with me?!?!?!

Tulio: Excuse me is Charlie or Alastor here, I have someone I want to check into the Hazbin Hotel.

>>432803
>You all know what to do, destroy the Central Power Battery and kill Pip

>>432800
Of course not! But you can call for an easy sign up into the Hotel, should you die!

>>432811
Present!

>>432795
>the C.P.B. is at 95% of power
Oh fuck!

>>432817
Kill me? That would be oh dear, except you forgot one thing.

>>432800
Dude, you lost the race. The portal back to earth has closed.

>>432810
Uh the deer all have seasonal depression so don’t want to be disturbed now. As for the elves I… make the gifts myself now, as we know elves have been considered slaves in recent time so I decided to let them all go. Well except 2

Seems like the deal I made with Klaus came through... I got my Christmas wish... no villains left for the Semi-Finals.

Monarch, Bill... don't be too mad, will you?

AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE!

Ok, I can't resist... I won't RP much, but I'll lurk until the final... or quints!

>>432819
I would like to check in Bill Cipher to the Hazbin Hotel please. Do you have a room for him?

>Howard: Would you look at that! Power of Two and Cracking Cheese Lovers share a nice picnic with cheese and crackers. Wallace and Gromit even drop out the race because they had such a good time with them! What do you think of that Kreese?
>Kreese: Fucking boring to watch.
>Howard: My thoughts exactly.

>>432829
Just you wait Jerry, there is always next year. I'll at least steal those quints from you before the tourney is over.

Anyway, let's get to strategizing.

>>432828
>except 2
How interesting that this 'Sandy Claws' has only two slaves left. What do these slaves look like?

Now with our Black Central Power Battery, powered by the Cosmic Jobbers pair we can colect every soul in hell

>>432817
>>432824
Dont waste your time with them child... go... Run... advice Monarch!!

>>432772
>>432778
>"THAT was fast. I know someone still has them out there on the big wide web but, thanks. This helps."
>>432788
>"It always sucks when teammates can't work together, but I thought you guys did really well. Good luck in the race-off between you and the others! And, for tips on getting through Hell."
>>432800
>"Hey, 5th place out of 128 is something to be proud of! You did your best sir, and had a lot of people cheering you on the whole way."
>>432828
>"Wow, that's really progressive of you Santa! I didn't even know elves WERE oppressed, they always seemed so happy-go-lucky. Those deer probably work really hard too, I never thought of how tough it must be to pull a sleigh with presents for billions of boys and girls before."
>>432795
>"AH! The Cocoon! Is that the train we were on?! Why is a train inside the Cocoon!? It was off bad enough as it was!"

Any ideas for a template involving Jenny.

>Kreese: And in a shocking turn of events, the Assholish Adult Swim Duo lose to the Fake Santas!
>Howard: And just like that they are both sent back to their cancelled shows.
>Kreese: If that's the case then why do I smell fresh HBO contract?

>>432831
Why, we have plenty of room!

>>432839
So Billy Boy, what did we learn today?

>>432843
You're indeed right on that! Don't think I'll leave, however! The races are still in, and who better to continue reporting on them than I?

And...how was that Hell shopping of yours? How many demons did you and ol' Jack attract?

>>432846
Hey, I’m a super genius, a random computer is child’s play!
But uh, thanks. Tomorrow’s the north pole so I’d uh, dress a bit warmer

Racing Log. Day... I don't even know anymore. Me and Mick are just so excited. We never thought this was going to happen but we made it! We're in the Top 4! We never thought we would one of the last 4 racers left

We had some tough competition and even tougher tracks to race through. But through power, teamwork, ingenuity, and the support from our fans we were able to overcome every obstable in our way. Even if we don't make it past here, I'm happy I made it this far.

This has been the best few days Mick and I have ever spent together. Traveling around the world. Meeting new friends. Beating up rivals. We even played around with the missile launcher a bit more (not hitting anymore cars mind you). Heck we've been doing nothing but driving and surviving the night by creating a campfire and eating ourselves a can beans in it. Truly we were becoming more and more like the horseback riders from that Japanese comic Oswald Jr 360 likes to read. Or was it 113 that liked reading the Japanese comic books. Could have been 420.

Either way I think it's best to say this is so far the best night of our liv-

*SMASH*

>Oh my gosh! Oswald! I hit something!

Oh zip pee dee do dah Mick now of all times! Is it alive still?

>It looks like it's crawling now.

Good it's crawling away from us.

>Oswald... it's crawling towards us.

.... excuse me Mickey.... it's what towards us.

*Oswald......

Yes Mick?

>What Oswald?

*Do you love me Oswald?

Mickey what kind of question is that?

>Oswald... that isn't me saying that.

What do you mean that isn't you?

*Please love me Oswald.... forever and ever.

Oh no! Oh god oh no! Get away from us! GET AWAY FRO
(Signal lost)

>>432841
Well… uhhh…
No more questions as Santa has to get prepared for the final round

>>432776
You got that right, kiddo!

Another thing: Next time you get yourself into a tourney, consider betting against yourself for Round One! Even if you lose, you'll still get something out of it! Worked out for me in ms /co/ and it worked out here!

....Not to say that you SHOULDN'T try to get farther, but no witch, no matter how strong they are, can predict when luck'll be on their side!

>>432856
I am very suspicious of this man, Grace. That unkempt beard and slatternly attire... I bet his slaves aren't even real.

>>432852
I "learned" that all I need to win is to get a better teammate next year. Thanks for nothing.

That man >>432831 he was capable of beating a demon, how could a measly human just- no he’s somehow more then human, he’s a god.

>>432840
I'm listening

>>432852
Would it be possible to get him in the same hall as Chris McClean? He should try and make some friends while he's at the hotel.

>>432829
JERRY! I should have known you somehow contributed to this turn of events! Mark my words, you sharkbait touting sicko of a secret agent, the Monarch WILL have the last laugh! Just you wait until next year, I will see to it my vengeance is so thorough and overwhelming, you put YOURSELF into WOOHP custody just to ensure your safety from my horrible sting of retribution!

>>432806
Yeah... me too. Still, guess you can't say we didn't come farther than either of us have before.

>>432819
>>432826
Oh thank God. I really did not need get Sixth Sense'd here, for a second I thought it was a 'he didn't even know he died in the Cocoon crash' sort of deal.
But, I AM stuck in Hell until this last part finishes, am I?

>>432846
...grrrrm. Maybe. Anyways, what's done is done. Now I need to prepare for the next race. But, your words are appreciated 69. And, I guess, you have my thanks for sticking with me this far.

>>432824
>>432817
What the hell is going on?! Who are you clowns, WHY did you crash a motherfucking TRAIN into my fucking Cocoon, and do you have any last words before my Henchmen dispose of you for threatening my newest young ward?!

>>432859
No, I'm fighting this

>>432869
Monarch! The hell are you doing here? take this child and run away the yellow C.P.B. is at 85% of power anyway

>>432864
As it stands, it appears that Ramses and Batkek are going to have a very intense battle, and I have no idea what Batkek is capable of.

>>432874
He was in charge of Ramses army during Mr./CO/ Moleman told me that this "Batkek" is a beast in combat. Ramses has no chance

>>432883
>>432884
>Character becomes relevant again through seasonal means
>this means the character is a meme and shouldn't win

>>432862
Ha! Acting rude so suddenly, aren't you?

>>432868
Yes indeedy!

>>432869
No sir! In fact, we're packing up and moving over to the Peruvian jungle for the next race!

>>432885
>>432872
...The Battery is fully charged

>>432882
Which is why I'd hate to be on his bad side. Despite being trained in physical combat and deadly force, I'd stand no chance against them. However, there is someone else who can help.

>>432894
What do you have in mind?

In blackest day, in brightest night,

Beware your fears made into light.

Let those who try to stop what's right

Burn like my power Sinestro's might!

>>432854
>"Way ahead of you! I brought a scarf AND a stocking cap, I'm all ready for cold weather.
>>432846
>"Awww. No problem sir, henching for you and the Mrs. has been a challenging, dangerous, but also pretty fun experience. Not to mention lifesaving."
>>432855
>"I-is he okay? Where's the rest of it?"

>>432904
Good, but uh... I meant the pants.

>>432895
Dr. Strange. However, the last time we heard from him was when he went to another dimension for some kind of metal. Hopefully he'll be back soon.

>>432652
News... i go where the news go...

>>432913
Well I guess that makes sense

>>432909
Oh RIGHT!
Maybe he's coming while we speaking

>>432925
Who is Dr. Strange?

>>432928
He's the Sorcerer in charge of Earth's protection