>>432712 Stanford landed the shot, thus sending Bill and his Henchmaniacs packing. Conveniently enough all the weirdness damage they inflicted has been completely erased, so Alastor didn't have to worry about cleanup.
>>432726 Well that sucks. Sorry for the loss Monarch, since these pictures and videos won’t be worth the leaking I’ve decided to destroy them all. That doesn’t mean I’d stop snooping in your place though, it’s kind of cozy actually.
>>432712 >Howard: And we are in the semifinals! >Kreese: Which ever team wins this is going to the finals, while the losers will have to wait a year until they can even compete again! >Howard: Let's go see who won and loss last round!
Ladies and Gentlemen, what we are seeing here is complete pandemonium both on and off the track. Round 5 is through that portal you see now, in the deep circles of hell. While such terrain is treacherous on its own, it's become an all-out war zone recently. A very sore loser who goes by the name of Dick Dastardly has amassed an army of planes and is using them to drops bombs and bullets onto the track. While we wish to cancel the race, it is already well underway and the fastest path for our elite eight would be to finish the race as charted and escape through the exit portal. We are maintaining contact with as many of them as we can and have a rescue team on standby in case any of them are blown off course.
We just want to take this time to stress that /co/lympus cares deeply for the safety of our racers. We'd also like to inform you that we are still legally responsible for any missing racers and we'll have to pay out the ass if any more go home dismembered in a box. Remember: if you see something, say something. And if you find something, bring it to us so we can give it a proper funeral.
Now on to the immediate matters. Some of you may have noticed the large undead army that has gathered. And those who haven't may have noticed how you are now being asked to evacuate. We have someone on the ground attempting to talk him down, but judging from what I can see here it isn't going very well.
Oh, the racers are already arriving! In first is the Mighty a...Jesus. Okay, sorry to disappoint but I'm signing off a bit early. It's a bloodbath out there. Results will be announced tomorrow! ---------- 1 Mighty and Powerful Gods 68.5 2 Power of Two 63.9 3 Fake Santas 54.8 4 North Pole Express 52.1
Can I just say it's funny how it's canon how essentially in terms of the Wacky Race everyone was crashing out and cheating and throwing weapons at each other, and Mickey and Oswald were just driving normally in the chaos to make the top 4
>>432696 >"...well, if you can at least make sure Spider-man doesn't have them anymore, that'd be nice." >>432705 >"...well I guess that's true, but I get the feeling most people have figured who 'Henchman 69' really is by now anyways. Except maybe the Monarch but I don't think he cares." >>432720 >"Wow, TulioMiguelantism is really picking up speed. I'm so sorry you lost Al, maybe all that fighting earlier tired you and Bill out?" >>432726 >"Uh oh... I'm really sorry Mr. The Monarch. I'm guessing all the bombing runs didn't do the Cocoon any favors either. Also Santas are REALLY hard to beat in December. But, you made it to Top 8! And you can still try for 5th place! I think that's what Mrs. The Monarch would like you to do."
>>432742 No here's what's going to happen People voted Hilda out because they got railed as FOTM Scam Inc and Dapper Dealers got voted out because they were "rp only" Klaus and Fake Santas are going to get railed this time for being a "meme final based of it being near Christmas" Final is going to be Mighty and Powerful Gods and The Power of Two, and it's a tossup who wins that one
Since Monarch is out, requesting a drawfag to draw the Monarch family and henchmen next to the Christmas tree to celebrate them >Monarch >Dr. Ms. The Monarch >Henchmen 21 and 24 >HenchGwen >Chef >Pip >Vilgax
>Howard: In their sleigh, The North Pole express catch up to Scam INC and pelt them with enough coal to send them into last place! >Kreese: This is what happens when you think of a green Christmas. >Howard: Mo money mo karma!
>>432742 I ended up watching Klaus thanks to their tournament performance. If they do win, they deserve it, especially with how /co/ feels about 2D and 3D. Absolutely gorgeous style. It'll be a Christmas miracle if they make it, and I hope they advance and not Fake Santas.
That being said, I'm a-okay with these as the semifinalists.
>>432793 Jack Spicer needs to find his dad and become a fake elf, since Eggman is now in the Santa business. Jack and Simon are apparently there already, and doubtless Spicer can make better toys than Simon's wooden soldiers.
>>432732 >>432737 This is what I feared most... the power of Klaus truly is something to be feared. Even Satan himself was enraptured by the holidays! >>432744 I'm not sure I can bring myself to care either way at the moment, web-slinger... at the very least send the ones of my wife and I to me before you destroy them. >>432754 Shake. I know we had our differences at the start, but at the end of it all, I can't honestly say it was a total disaster. You're... okay. >>432764 A small consolation prize, my boy. Fine barbecue can only ease the pain of this so much. >>432766 >>432788 What?! Why do I have to go to your crummy hotel, I'm not dead! .....am I? >>432768 Yes... the bombardment likely took its toll upon the hull as well. It is as freaking suitable an explanation as any.
Going for 5th place... God, what a stupendous fucking honor. Damnit, I know I shouldn't give up but I just need a bit to process all this Henchmen. But before that... thank you. Well done on all your parts, I appreciate your sacrifice and dedication.
Hello everyone Santa here again, I congratulate all those that got through the burning afterlife of hell, dodging bombs and lower dimensional demons along the way and making it to the finish line. To those that were just too slow I must say it’s not over as you’ll be racing in your own race in the infinite limbo of purgatory to see which place you’ll be put in. As for the winners of this round you’ll be going to the dangerous jungles of Peru. I wish to see you all once more in the final race. This has been Santa and goodnight everyone
>>432794 >I ended up watching Klaus thanks to their tournament performance. >>432807 As much complaining that's been going on, it seems as if the general consensus of the voters has been spot on. >Oswald, Mickey >Tulio, Miguel >Klaus, Jesper >Jack, Grinch All classics. I hate that this thing was chased off /co/ but I won't deny that going into the finals with these choices will be amazing either way.
>>432813 Oswald has his show next year so I think more people will be aware of him at least and that'll get him at least where he was this year He's too obscure to truly win a proper Mr /co/ though imo
>>432810 Uh the deer all have seasonal depression so don’t want to be disturbed now. As for the elves I… make the gifts myself now, as we know elves have been considered slaves in recent time so I decided to let them all go. Well except 2
>Howard: Would you look at that! Power of Two and Cracking Cheese Lovers share a nice picnic with cheese and crackers. Wallace and Gromit even drop out the race because they had such a good time with them! What do you think of that Kreese? >Kreese: Fucking boring to watch. >Howard: My thoughts exactly.
>>432807 Even watching the behind the scene stuff, you get the impression that this was a labor of love for the craft. The early clip before Jesper got his current voice is impressive. It's one of the few films I regret not watching sooner.
>>432772 >>432778 >"THAT was fast. I know someone still has them out there on the big wide web but, thanks. This helps." >>432788 >"It always sucks when teammates can't work together, but I thought you guys did really well. Good luck in the race-off between you and the others! And, for tips on getting through Hell." >>432800 >"Hey, 5th place out of 128 is something to be proud of! You did your best sir, and had a lot of people cheering you on the whole way." >>432828 >"Wow, that's really progressive of you Santa! I didn't even know elves WERE oppressed, they always seemed so happy-go-lucky. Those deer probably work really hard too, I never thought of how tough it must be to pull a sleigh with presents for billions of boys and girls before." >>432795 >"AH! The Cocoon! Is that the train we were on?! Why is a train inside the Cocoon!? It was off bad enough as it was!"
>Kreese: And in a shocking turn of events, the Assholish Adult Swim Duo lose to the Fake Santas! >Howard: And just like that they are both sent back to their cancelled shows. >Kreese: If that's the case then why do I smell fresh HBO contract?
Racing Log. Day... I don't even know anymore. Me and Mick are just so excited. We never thought this was going to happen but we made it! We're in the Top 4! We never thought we would one of the last 4 racers left
We had some tough competition and even tougher tracks to race through. But through power, teamwork, ingenuity, and the support from our fans we were able to overcome every obstable in our way. Even if we don't make it past here, I'm happy I made it this far.
This has been the best few days Mick and I have ever spent together. Traveling around the world. Meeting new friends. Beating up rivals. We even played around with the missile launcher a bit more (not hitting anymore cars mind you). Heck we've been doing nothing but driving and surviving the night by creating a campfire and eating ourselves a can beans in it. Truly we were becoming more and more like the horseback riders from that Japanese comic Oswald Jr 360 likes to read. Or was it 113 that liked reading the Japanese comic books. Could have been 420.
Either way I think it's best to say this is so far the best night of our liv-
>Oh my gosh! Oswald! I hit something!
Oh zip pee dee do dah Mick now of all times! Is it alive still?
>It looks like it's crawling now.
Good it's crawling away from us.
>Oswald... it's crawling towards us.
.... excuse me Mickey.... it's what towards us.
*Do you love me Oswald?
Mickey what kind of question is that?
>Oswald... that isn't me saying that.
What do you mean that isn't you?
*Please love me Oswald.... forever and ever.
Oh no! Oh god oh no! Get away from us! GET AWAY FRO (Signal lost)
Another thing: Next time you get yourself into a tourney, consider betting against yourself for Round One! Even if you lose, you'll still get something out of it! Worked out for me in ms /co/ and it worked out here!
....Not to say that you SHOULDN'T try to get farther, but no witch, no matter how strong they are, can predict when luck'll be on their side!
>>432829 JERRY! I should have known you somehow contributed to this turn of events! Mark my words, you sharkbait touting sicko of a secret agent, the Monarch WILL have the last laugh! Just you wait until next year, I will see to it my vengeance is so thorough and overwhelming, you put YOURSELF into WOOHP custody just to ensure your safety from my horrible sting of retribution!
>>432806 Yeah... me too. Still, guess you can't say we didn't come farther than either of us have before.
>>432819 >>432826 Oh thank God. I really did not need get Sixth Sense'd here, for a second I thought it was a 'he didn't even know he died in the Cocoon crash' sort of deal. But, I AM stuck in Hell until this last part finishes, am I?
>>432846 ...grrrrm. Maybe. Anyways, what's done is done. Now I need to prepare for the next race. But, your words are appreciated 69. And, I guess, you have my thanks for sticking with me this far.
>>432824 >>432817 What the hell is going on?! Who are you clowns, WHY did you crash a motherfucking TRAIN into my fucking Cocoon, and do you have any last words before my Henchmen dispose of you for threatening my newest young ward?!
>>432891 The issue is that several other things could make a character relevant again. Zim got his movie last year and get winning until he lost to Bugs. Joker also had a movie released and beat out both Donald and Daffy. But they still have to already be pretty beloved to get pretty far.
>>432896 This and Mr. /co/ got me to remember I can watch Dan Vs. on Tubi. I finally watched Klaus, and in the nomination process, I finally decided to read the first issue of Scud: The Disposable Assassin. Hilda is also now on my radar.
>>432854 >"Way ahead of you! I brought a scarf AND a stocking cap, I'm all ready for cold weather. >>432846 >"Awww. No problem sir, henching for you and the Mrs. has been a challenging, dangerous, but also pretty fun experience. Not to mention lifesaving." >>432855 >"I-is he okay? Where's the rest of it?"
>>432881 I don't think the plan is to kill them off, that has been overdone and this has been planned since at least qualifiers when they were establishing Felix stalking Oswald I have an idea where this is going knowing media, but don't want to spoil it in case what I think happens happens
>>432907 That reminds, who has died? The deaths I know of >Jon Arbuckle (Killed by Stephen Stotch) >Stephen Stotch (Killed by heart attack following a hug from Pip) >Eda (Killed by Mickey and Oswald in a car crash) >Danger Mouse (Eaten by Mr. Mumbles) >Gir (Mysterious) >Zim (Killed by Megamind, Mr. Mumbles and a few others I don't know the names of clogging up hos engine with shit) >Krampus (Killed by Coconuts) >Wilkins (Multiple ways)
>>432936 >...I didn't expect that Why not? All the dead are now apart of Ramses' mummy army except Chris and Dan who are on a special layer of hell, Eda who seemed to have found a magical way to escape fate, and Zim who now haunts the Tallest.
>>432941 >can technical/lore info from the tourney just be added to the participating characters pages It can be added to the character pages (for ones that qualify for one), but shouldn't be excessive. Main concern people had with the wiki was it turning into a Pooh's Adventure kind of thing. If a particular arc is really important it might qualify for an article but I don't know if I want to go down the route right now Either way, it's up to other people to add lore elements if they want it, I'm not really into it and couldn't begin to comprehend how far it goes so I won't be adding in relation to that
>>432889 Okay, thank Christ. For a minute there I thought I'd actually have to check into that gay little hotel... uh, present company excluded.
>>432872 >>432893 >>432903 >>432871 God, it has been one of those days. First I have to deal with McLean, then all Hell breaks loose in... Hell, I lose to a fucking pair of fucking fraudulent Mall Santas, a train crashes into my fucking cocoon, and now Sinestro shows up in my lab? Yeah, I'm needing to check out for a bit. Pip, take care of the Lanterns, I'm going to get some answers.
The train horseshit seemed like it was more that detective's deal than anyone else's, I'll give him a call and see if he knows what the hell is happening.
>>432953 ....the fuck was Orpheus doing here? Watch both ways before you cross the street, dick.
>>432990 >"Oh... huh... hmm... you know, I follow your logic but, I don't know. I think I'll take my chances, how cold can the North Pole be? I already told you I brought a scarf." >>432995 >"Are you SURE it was him? Those blur lines were pretty fast, it could have been any red guy. And he just tweeted that it wasn't him so he has a solid alibi." >>433005 >"Oh crud, there they are..." >>432998 >"Dr. Strange.... I'm so sorry. If only the race track had stop signs or traffic-lights!"
>helicopters zooming overhead S: Goddammit the car is totaled! K: What in Davy Jones' locker WAS that?! A bird? S: Don't think about it Krabs just keep scuttling! K: WHAT ABOUT THE MONEY?! S: FORGET the money Krabs! We're FUCKED! Santa Claus FUCKED us! And now the feds are seizing assets! K: WE CAN'T PAY THE INVESTORS! WE CRASHED EVERY SINGLE ECONOMY!! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?! S: I'll tell you whate we're NOT doing! What we're NOT doing is going to prison! I'M not going to prison!
>>433021 >"They'll be able to afford good lawyers, right?" >>433031 >"Nope! No no, that's fine I don't need any pants for Christmas! Got plenty at home, don't need more." >"I'll be fine, if I keep moving I'll stay plenty warm."
>>433100 Are these... Monarch's goons? Well, I suppose I'll have to make do. Undead! Spread out! Find anyone involved in the management of this tourney or the snoopers, and bring them to me! If that is not possible then do whatever is necessary to keep them out of our way! Bring me the racers too if you can. I could use whoever made it this far... >>433029 I don't mind.
Good morning one and all! This is your host reporting from the deep jungles of- >>433114 >>433115 >>433116 >>433117 >>433119 >>433120 >>433121 >>433122 >>433123 >>433124 >>433125 >>433126 >>433127 >>433128 >>433129 >>433130 >>433131 >>433132 >>433133 >>433134 >>433136 >>433137 >>433138 >>433139 >>433140 >>433141 >>433142 Woah, wait a minute! What the fuck is going on!?
>>433144 Sorry about that lewd story time. Ok here’s something appropriate: "There was an old man of Peru Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke in the night, With a terrible fright, And found it was perfectly true."
>>433174 >"Too late... waaaay too late." >>433170 >"DALEET, PLEASE!" >>433175 >"That better just be a banana you're holding!" >>433177 >"STOP taking pictures!" >>433172 >"W-what's it say? Where are the subtitles!?" >>433178 >"Jack, hack the internet! Hack into plus4chan's mainframe and do hacking stuff to make the lewd of me no one wants to see go away!"
So, as i was saying. Welcome to Peru! We have a special guest this round. The one, the only, queen of Peru! That's right, Peru got a new queen. Here she is now. Excuse me, queen, do you want to introduce yourself?
>>433189 >"Never! I'll never join the lewd side!" >>433194 >"Fix it fix it fix it fix it!" >>433190 >>433192 >>433185 >"Dun dun duuuuuuuun!" >"Uh, hi your majesty! Good to see you. You're not mad over anything related to Ms. /co/, are you?"
MINIONS! The Monarch prepares for his final confrontation. I'll be honest, it hit hard to see that I came short of being able to bring home the gold for the Mrs.... but, considering the various events that have transpired since this shit show started, ANY of these shit shows started, I think I'm learning that sometimes, it is best to simply deal with the cards Gods deals you, rather than trying to deal that Ace you think know one has up your sleeve when the dealer's packing heat. My Cocoon is totaled, but my Queen and I and (a few of) my Henchmen are still fine. Frankly, a Cocoon explosion you can walk away from may not be the worst Christmas gift one can offer.
SO! The Cocoon is trashed, but the Master Shake and the Mighty Monarch will take one last ride in the one and only Monarch Mobile! If this is to be our last encounter, then we will surely bring SCAM, Al and Bill, and fucking Wallace the last true bit of despair over the Tournament. For the next eight hours, take to the polls my Henchmen, see to it we take the highest slot remaining to us.
SHAKE! To the Monarch Mobile!
>>433190 Holy shit, Emmy! Let me tell you: huge fan here. My God, I WISH I thought of hiring Peruvians to rig Ms. /co/ in my favor, that's some quality evil scheming going on there. I mean, clearly we didn't even need to, my wife fucking dominated because for once /co/ had acceptable taste, but would have come in handy during the Mr. tournament. Fucking plebians and their fetishes for ascot-wearing douchebags. They even made you their queen, huh? Sweet deal.
>>433077 Hey, this is the Monarch hailing the detectives that have been fucking with Ramses. I got a job for you that pays, I'm looking for anyone with information on how a fucking train flew out of a portal and is now inside my fucking Cocoon. Do I hear any takers?
>>433196 I was but after seeing your humiliation i am now in a better mood. >>433198 I didn't make them do it you dummy! They did it on their own free will. >>433201 The Peruvians took me and reprogramed me to be their queen. I would be upset about it if they hadn't took away my ability to be upset at them. >>433203 You'll find out soon enough.
>>433197 >"AAAAAAAAA-oh hey, its gone!" >>433208 >"You are good people. Unless you're also the one who posted it first and deleted your own posts, in which case you are morally ambiguous people." >>433199 >"Thanks. Was bad enough the first time when it was just a picture of my tattoo..." >>433202 >>433204 >"Wuh-oh... I'd ask to pet those llamas if I weren't also terrified." >"Y-you know, we JUST had a big epic battle the other day and I think people are pretty tired. Maybe we can just play games instead, you like those!" >>433213 >"...well, you're welcome I guess. Glad I could be of help."
>>433200 Oh what, it was a compliment! Who cares if 69 apparently does soft-core porn in her spare time, everyone needs to make ends meet. I know Henchmen 42 does side work as a merc and Henchmen 21 has his retarded little online comic store thing. Frankly she looks better than I would have given credit for under the uniform and anything that takes my Henchmen's ravenous eyes off my wife in the Cocoon is welcome.
>>433201 Pretty high, I think. The Martian bimbo's team-up clearly was just as these clowns like to call it 'FOTM'-tier because they were both finalists in Ms. I begrudgingly admit Shake and I make a decent team but surely the time will come for my wife and I to take the stage together come next year!
>>433213 Wow, you even got them to do it for free? Okay, went from a B to an A on the evil-planning bit there, Rosey. Inspiring them to act out of fear is more my speed but convincing them it's what they wanted to do all along? Game recognizes game, my metallic tyrant. So, I'm looking around and seeing something about a Peruvian army sending the racers death-threats? Just so we're clear, that's just for the Top 4 right, you don't care about the runners-up?
>>433210 >>433212 >>433216 Freaking cheap C-Lister two-bit communication line... Alright well, as long as I'm speaking to A detective. All I can tell you is suddenly as we were finishing up our leg of the race, a portal blew open and a fucking train that seemed to have no end in sight flew out of it and put a hole in the middle of my precious Cocoon. I want to know A) why did it it come out of a portal, B) who made it come out of a portal, and C) why *MY* goddamned Cocoon?!
>>433229 Conquer and chaos IS a game, missy! And my favorite! - it's how I veeeery legitimately won ms. /co/! But it looks like there's a war going on here already. The tears of those fallen seeping into the peruvian soil should be enough... for now.
>>433233 *That blow knocked the head off of one undead soldier, but more showing up. A little hard to count. Probably dozens.* >>433237 *They notice the helmet, but still progress forward. With mindless determination.*
>>433238 S-sorry if there's a lot of noise, we're fighting the Pharaoh's mummy army... eeeh A) Excuse me if i'm wrong but a train of that size, that never stopped anytime of the race... Ghhhh! I'm pretty sure the only way that a train like that can move it's opening portals through realities
B) WHo? well the driver went nuts while i was trapped inside... something about a virus...
C) Your cocoon... that's harder to explain, let me think a little...
>>433238 Believe me when i tell you that i'm not a malicious person. Bad thing happened because of me, yes, but it was not my intent. I just want fun. >>433245 Spinel! Go lead our army against the undead! >>433246 Make this a good fight sir.
>>433236 >>433225 >"It's okay Jack, I know you tried. I can just pretend you hacked the comic and erased it for me." >>433231 >"Delete the physical copy!" >>433245 >"The chaos part looks kinda fun... not so sure on the conquer part. What if we all just played Risk instead?" >>433254 >"Hoo, that was close. For a moment there I thought Spinel's army was for the racers."
>>433254 I presume you are in charge here? Considering the throne, and that silly crown you have. I came here with... well, my creations to negotiate. You have quite a stunning kingdom, even if the people are quite... strange.
>>433241 Dude, give me a freaking break! I JUST said it was a compliment, and my intention has never left hatred for even a moment! I do NOT need Killinger coming back here!
>>433244 Heh, I meant soft-core for supervillains, Not-Chris. And for Christ's sake, I'm NOT lusting over her! My heart is for Mrs. The Monarch and no other, I'm just fucking pointing out she doesn't look hideous under the costume, what is the problem with that!
>>433254 Right. Surrrrrre. I gotcha, Emmy... God, you have this Lex Luthor thing down pat, I even almost believe it. Not that I don't think a TRUE antagonist should take pride in their accomplishments. So, you just wanted 'fun' which is why you showed up with a massive army led by a psychotic asterick gem?
>>433253 Ramses still being a massive dick, huh? Yeah, I know what that's like. I'll try not to take up too much of your time, I'd send my boys over there to lend a hand but, I think Dick's planes and the Cocoon's destruction limits my resources here.
So, I guess what I still need answered is what made the drive went batshit, and why it had to crash into my evil lair of all places. Also I'm sorry, I missed out on some details: Vilgax was building a Lantern Battery in my lab and a shit ton of emo lanterns came out of the train trying to kill my newest Henchmen Pip. Does that fill any holes, Sherlock?
Rattle me bones (if I had em') there's a lot of ya! Back to the old style, with a few old toys! >cuts down a swathes of undead skele's like wheat >>433265 Steeeeeven! Good seeing ya! You're just in time for my latest show!
>>433208 >>433229 >>433236 You can take the hentai from the people, but you can't take the people from the hentai. It will return soon and when it does, expect there to be a holy rejoicing for its resurrection.
>>433259 Oh it was for the racers. But my kingdom comes first. >>433260 >Eeeeh? - and just when did you become my boss, robo maid? I am your queen. How did you not know this? >BUT HOW CAN I RESIST WAR, CONTROVERSY, AND BLOODY, TEARFUL BICKERING!? >CLARION CHARGE, FULL SPEED AHEAD TO THE SKELE'S! Atta girl.
>>433271 *Ordinarily, a well -executed move, but they seem to be minimally affected by the flames. They don't appear to feel any of the pain at all. They still move as alight, and charred animated corpses.*
>>433284 Several of my scouts have delivered news to me. That you know of the snoopers, and the tourney management. Perhaps, maybe even harbouring them. I suggest you give me information as to their exact whereabouts. This instant. It's in your best interest.