The 2’s A /co/ tourney is a single elimination tournament where teams of 2 duke it out for both the glory of being the best tag team as well as snazzy and horribly inefficient championship belts.
>>432712 Stanford landed the shot, thus sending Bill and his Henchmaniacs packing. Conveniently enough all the weirdness damage they inflicted has been completely erased, so Alastor didn't have to worry about cleanup.
>>432726 Well that sucks. Sorry for the loss Monarch, since these pictures and videos won’t be worth the leaking I’ve decided to destroy them all. That doesn’t mean I’d stop snooping in your place though, it’s kind of cozy actually.
>>432712 >Howard: And we are in the semifinals! >Kreese: Which ever team wins this is going to the finals, while the losers will have to wait a year until they can even compete again! >Howard: Let's go see who won and loss last round!
Ladies and Gentlemen, what we are seeing here is complete pandemonium both on and off the track. Round 5 is through that portal you see now, in the deep circles of hell. While such terrain is treacherous on its own, it's become an all-out war zone recently. A very sore loser who goes by the name of Dick Dastardly has amassed an army of planes and is using them to drops bombs and bullets onto the track. While we wish to cancel the race, it is already well underway and the fastest path for our elite eight would be to finish the race as charted and escape through the exit portal. We are maintaining contact with as many of them as we can and have a rescue team on standby in case any of them are blown off course.
We just want to take this time to stress that /co/lympus cares deeply for the safety of our racers. We'd also like to inform you that we are still legally responsible for any missing racers and we'll have to pay out the ass if any more go home dismembered in a box. Remember: if you see something, say something. And if you find something, bring it to us so we can give it a proper funeral.
Now on to the immediate matters. Some of you may have noticed the large undead army that has gathered. And those who haven't may have noticed how you are now being asked to evacuate. We have someone on the ground attempting to talk him down, but judging from what I can see here it isn't going very well.
Oh, the racers are already arriving! In first is the Mighty a...Jesus. Okay, sorry to disappoint but I'm signing off a bit early. It's a bloodbath out there. Results will be announced tomorrow! ---------- 1 Mighty and Powerful Gods 68.5 2 Power of Two 63.9 3 Fake Santas 54.8 4 North Pole Express 52.1
Can I just say it's funny how it's canon how essentially in terms of the Wacky Race everyone was crashing out and cheating and throwing weapons at each other, and Mickey and Oswald were just driving normally in the chaos to make the top 4
>>Scam Inc's massive insider trader and stock inflation has been discovered, triggering an economic crisis not seen in scale since the South Seas Bubble.
>>432726 Don't worry dude. I just checked you two into the hotel. Looks like you, me, Shake and spider twink are going to be roommates for a long, long time!
>>432696 >"...well, if you can at least make sure Spider-man doesn't have them anymore, that'd be nice." >>432705 >"...well I guess that's true, but I get the feeling most people have figured who 'Henchman 69' really is by now anyways. Except maybe the Monarch but I don't think he cares." >>432720 >"Wow, TulioMiguelantism is really picking up speed. I'm so sorry you lost Al, maybe all that fighting earlier tired you and Bill out?" >>432726 >"Uh oh... I'm really sorry Mr. The Monarch. I'm guessing all the bombing runs didn't do the Cocoon any favors either. Also Santas are REALLY hard to beat in December. But, you made it to Top 8! And you can still try for 5th place! I think that's what Mrs. The Monarch would like you to do."
>>432765 Yeah, but the votes were going progressively down. I wouldn't be suprised if we were supposed to have like 50 votes this round before the /co/ thread.
>>432742 No here's what's going to happen People voted Hilda out because they got railed as FOTM Scam Inc and Dapper Dealers got voted out because they were "rp only" Klaus and Fake Santas are going to get railed this time for being a "meme final based of it being near Christmas" Final is going to be Mighty and Powerful Gods and The Power of Two, and it's a tossup who wins that one
>Kreese: Through their own will power and power to bullshit their way out of a situation, Miguel and Tulio out smart the dapper dealers! >Howard: How can tow demons even hope to beat a god?
>>432768 I would! And the oh so funny thing about this is, well, BILL is what contributed to the fighting! Thus he not only tired yours truly out, but himself as well!
If he had JUST worked with me better, we may have had a higher chance to pass!
Since Monarch is out, requesting a drawfag to draw the Monarch family and henchmen next to the Christmas tree to celebrate them >Monarch >Dr. Ms. The Monarch >Henchmen 21 and 24 >HenchGwen >Chef >Pip >Vilgax
>Howard: In their sleigh, The North Pole express catch up to Scam INC and pelt them with enough coal to send them into last place! >Kreese: This is what happens when you think of a green Christmas. >Howard: Mo money mo karma!
>>432742 I ended up watching Klaus thanks to their tournament performance. If they do win, they deserve it, especially with how /co/ feels about 2D and 3D. Absolutely gorgeous style. It'll be a Christmas miracle if they make it, and I hope they advance and not Fake Santas.
That being said, I'm a-okay with these as the semifinalists.
>>432793 Jack Spicer needs to find his dad and become a fake elf, since Eggman is now in the Santa business. Jack and Simon are apparently there already, and doubtless Spicer can make better toys than Simon's wooden soldiers.
>>432732 >>432737 This is what I feared most... the power of Klaus truly is something to be feared. Even Satan himself was enraptured by the holidays! >>432744 I'm not sure I can bring myself to care either way at the moment, web-slinger... at the very least send the ones of my wife and I to me before you destroy them. >>432754 Shake. I know we had our differences at the start, but at the end of it all, I can't honestly say it was a total disaster. You're... okay. >>432764 A small consolation prize, my boy. Fine barbecue can only ease the pain of this so much. >>432766 >>432788 What?! Why do I have to go to your crummy hotel, I'm not dead! .....am I? >>432768 Yes... the bombardment likely took its toll upon the hull as well. It is as freaking suitable an explanation as any.
Going for 5th place... God, what a stupendous fucking honor. Damnit, I know I shouldn't give up but I just need a bit to process all this Henchmen. But before that... thank you. Well done on all your parts, I appreciate your sacrifice and dedication.
>>432797 He just can't be nominated for Tag Team if he wins this Plus I think actually making it into a Mr /co/ tournament was all Oswald fans wanted and that has been done
>>432795 OH GODDAMNIT WHAT NOW?! I was NOT in the mood for this shit, why's the entire Cocoon shaking AGAIN?! I thought Dick's retarded little aerial brigade was disposed of?! Status report, anyone!
Hello everyone Santa here again, I congratulate all those that got through the burning afterlife of hell, dodging bombs and lower dimensional demons along the way and making it to the finish line. To those that were just too slow I must say it’s not over as you’ll be racing in your own race in the infinite limbo of purgatory to see which place you’ll be put in. As for the winners of this round you’ll be going to the dangerous jungles of Peru. I wish to see you all once more in the final race. This has been Santa and goodnight everyone
>>432794 >I ended up watching Klaus thanks to their tournament performance. >>432807 As much complaining that's been going on, it seems as if the general consensus of the voters has been spot on. >Oswald, Mickey >Tulio, Miguel >Klaus, Jesper >Jack, Grinch All classics. I hate that this thing was chased off /co/ but I won't deny that going into the finals with these choices will be amazing either way.
>>432813 Oswald has his show next year so I think more people will be aware of him at least and that'll get him at least where he was this year He's too obscure to truly win a proper Mr /co/ though imo
>>432810 Uh the deer all have seasonal depression so don’t want to be disturbed now. As for the elves I… make the gifts myself now, as we know elves have been considered slaves in recent time so I decided to let them all go. Well except 2
>Howard: Would you look at that! Power of Two and Cracking Cheese Lovers share a nice picnic with cheese and crackers. Wallace and Gromit even drop out the race because they had such a good time with them! What do you think of that Kreese? >Kreese: Fucking boring to watch. >Howard: My thoughts exactly.
>>432807 Even watching the behind the scene stuff, you get the impression that this was a labor of love for the craft. The early clip before Jesper got his current voice is impressive. It's one of the few films I regret not watching sooner.
>>432772 >>432778 >"THAT was fast. I know someone still has them out there on the big wide web but, thanks. This helps." >>432788 >"It always sucks when teammates can't work together, but I thought you guys did really well. Good luck in the race-off between you and the others! And, for tips on getting through Hell." >>432800 >"Hey, 5th place out of 128 is something to be proud of! You did your best sir, and had a lot of people cheering you on the whole way." >>432828 >"Wow, that's really progressive of you Santa! I didn't even know elves WERE oppressed, they always seemed so happy-go-lucky. Those deer probably work really hard too, I never thought of how tough it must be to pull a sleigh with presents for billions of boys and girls before." >>432795 >"AH! The Cocoon! Is that the train we were on?! Why is a train inside the Cocoon!? It was off bad enough as it was!"
>Kreese: And in a shocking turn of events, the Assholish Adult Swim Duo lose to the Fake Santas! >Howard: And just like that they are both sent back to their cancelled shows. >Kreese: If that's the case then why do I smell fresh HBO contract?
Racing Log. Day... I don't even know anymore. Me and Mick are just so excited. We never thought this was going to happen but we made it! We're in the Top 4! We never thought we would one of the last 4 racers left
We had some tough competition and even tougher tracks to race through. But through power, teamwork, ingenuity, and the support from our fans we were able to overcome every obstable in our way. Even if we don't make it past here, I'm happy I made it this far.
This has been the best few days Mick and I have ever spent together. Traveling around the world. Meeting new friends. Beating up rivals. We even played around with the missile launcher a bit more (not hitting anymore cars mind you). Heck we've been doing nothing but driving and surviving the night by creating a campfire and eating ourselves a can beans in it. Truly we were becoming more and more like the horseback riders from that Japanese comic Oswald Jr 360 likes to read. Or was it 113 that liked reading the Japanese comic books. Could have been 420.
Either way I think it's best to say this is so far the best night of our liv-
*SMASH*
>Oh my gosh! Oswald! I hit something!
Oh zip pee dee do dah Mick now of all times! Is it alive still?
>It looks like it's crawling now.
Good it's crawling away from us.
>Oswald... it's crawling towards us.
.... excuse me Mickey.... it's what towards us.
*Oswald......
Yes Mick?
>What Oswald?
*Do you love me Oswald?
Mickey what kind of question is that?
>Oswald... that isn't me saying that.
What do you mean that isn't you?
*Please love me Oswald.... forever and ever.
Oh no! Oh god oh no! Get away from us! GET AWAY FRO (Signal lost)
Another thing: Next time you get yourself into a tourney, consider betting against yourself for Round One! Even if you lose, you'll still get something out of it! Worked out for me in ms /co/ and it worked out here!
....Not to say that you SHOULDN'T try to get farther, but no witch, no matter how strong they are, can predict when luck'll be on their side!
>>432829 JERRY! I should have known you somehow contributed to this turn of events! Mark my words, you sharkbait touting sicko of a secret agent, the Monarch WILL have the last laugh! Just you wait until next year, I will see to it my vengeance is so thorough and overwhelming, you put YOURSELF into WOOHP custody just to ensure your safety from my horrible sting of retribution!
>>432806 Yeah... me too. Still, guess you can't say we didn't come farther than either of us have before.
>>432819 >>432826 Oh thank God. I really did not need get Sixth Sense'd here, for a second I thought it was a 'he didn't even know he died in the Cocoon crash' sort of deal. But, I AM stuck in Hell until this last part finishes, am I?
>>432846 ...grrrrm. Maybe. Anyways, what's done is done. Now I need to prepare for the next race. But, your words are appreciated 69. And, I guess, you have my thanks for sticking with me this far.
>>432824 >>432817 What the hell is going on?! Who are you clowns, WHY did you crash a motherfucking TRAIN into my fucking Cocoon, and do you have any last words before my Henchmen dispose of you for threatening my newest young ward?!
Honestly, I'm not even mad Fake Santas and North Pole Express won this round, I'm more afraid of the idea that characters winning based on the season will become a tradition
>>432876 I think this might be a set up to kill them off if they lose the Tourney. A lot of people had alternate path ideas set up before a round ends.
>>432875 This has always been a thing Did you forget the "skeleton crew" or whatever it was called in 2019 that almost won Mr /co/ but only didn't because Kronk was too OP?
>>432882 Which is why I'd hate to be on his bad side. Despite being trained in physical combat and deadly force, I'd stand no chance against them. However, there is someone else who can help.
Any of you guys deciding to watch anything based off the competition?
I'm already in the middle of an Aqua Teen rewatch, but now I got to rewatch Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog and check out Xialoin Showdown, Venture Bros, The Road to El Dorado, and Dan Vs.
>>432891 The issue is that several other things could make a character relevant again. Zim got his movie last year and get winning until he lost to Bugs. Joker also had a movie released and beat out both Donald and Daffy. But they still have to already be pretty beloved to get pretty far.
>>432896 This and Mr. /co/ got me to remember I can watch Dan Vs. on Tubi. I finally watched Klaus, and in the nomination process, I finally decided to read the first issue of Scud: The Disposable Assassin. Hilda is also now on my radar.
>>432854 >"Way ahead of you! I brought a scarf AND a stocking cap, I'm all ready for cold weather. >>432846 >"Awww. No problem sir, henching for you and the Mrs. has been a challenging, dangerous, but also pretty fun experience. Not to mention lifesaving." >>432855 >"I-is he okay? Where's the rest of it?"
>>432881 I don't think the plan is to kill them off, that has been overdone and this has been planned since at least qualifiers when they were establishing Felix stalking Oswald I have an idea where this is going knowing media, but don't want to spoil it in case what I think happens happens
>>432895 Dr. Strange. However, the last time we heard from him was when he went to another dimension for some kind of metal. Hopefully he'll be back soon.
>>432896 I read a bunch of Blacksad comics and watched some Xiaolin Showdown clips on Youtube. If The Road to El Dorado is still on Netflix I'll try to give it a watch too.
>>432907 That reminds, who has died? The deaths I know of >Jon Arbuckle (Killed by Stephen Stotch) >Stephen Stotch (Killed by heart attack following a hug from Pip) >Eda (Killed by Mickey and Oswald in a car crash) >Danger Mouse (Eaten by Mr. Mumbles) >Gir (Mysterious) >Zim (Killed by Megamind, Mr. Mumbles and a few others I don't know the names of clogging up hos engine with shit) >Krampus (Killed by Coconuts) >Wilkins (Multiple ways)
>>432916 >Wilkins (Multiple ways) Lol He was fun as fuck and I'm nominating him again next year If it's a trios tournament like discussed I'll add Mr. Wilkins
>>432921 Wilkins was robbed of the elite 8 hard. How did he not make it? Even if it was just one vote, the fact he wasn't multiple ahead was still bullshit.
>>432936 >...I didn't expect that Why not? All the dead are now apart of Ramses' mummy army except Chris and Dan who are on a special layer of hell, Eda who seemed to have found a magical way to escape fate, and Zim who now haunts the Tallest.
Based work on the tournament page, wiki anon. By the way if you're here can technical/lore info from the tourney just be added to the participating characters pages? Or is that limited in some way?
>>432941 >can technical/lore info from the tourney just be added to the participating characters pages It can be added to the character pages (for ones that qualify for one), but shouldn't be excessive. Main concern people had with the wiki was it turning into a Pooh's Adventure kind of thing. If a particular arc is really important it might qualify for an article but I don't know if I want to go down the route right now Either way, it's up to other people to add lore elements if they want it, I'm not really into it and couldn't begin to comprehend how far it goes so I won't be adding in relation to that
>>432916 >Dan and Chris (Killed by Alastor in an ambush at their broadcast station)
>Star Butterfly, Gertrude, and God Emperor(Killed by Wilkins under the direct orders of Vriska as retaliation for the events on the vacation planet in an old RP)
>Steven Universe (Dusted by Star Butterfly for losing to her sis)
>Garnet (Dusted by Star Butterfly to keep her from killing Star shortly before Wilkins kills Star)
>Mr./Ms. Mumbles (Killed by Teeth after both her attempted heroes died)
>Samantha (Killed by 8-Ball after both her attempted heroes died)
>Aradia (Killed by Wilkins and Zone-Tan under the direct orders of Vriska)
>Librarian (Killed as part of Wilkins Coffee purges)
>Wilkins (Killed by Vriska Serket for botching their planned takeover)
>Tavros (Killed twice by Wilkins in order to stop his deal from Vriska coming out)
>>432889 Okay, thank Christ. For a minute there I thought I'd actually have to check into that gay little hotel... uh, present company excluded.
>>432872 >>432893 >>432903 >>432871 God, it has been one of those days. First I have to deal with McLean, then all Hell breaks loose in... Hell, I lose to a fucking pair of fucking fraudulent Mall Santas, a train crashes into my fucking cocoon, and now Sinestro shows up in my lab? Yeah, I'm needing to check out for a bit. Pip, take care of the Lanterns, I'm going to get some answers.
The train horseshit seemed like it was more that detective's deal than anyone else's, I'll give him a call and see if he knows what the hell is happening.
>>432953 ....the fuck was Orpheus doing here? Watch both ways before you cross the street, dick.
>>432990 >"Oh... huh... hmm... you know, I follow your logic but, I don't know. I think I'll take my chances, how cold can the North Pole be? I already told you I brought a scarf." >>432995 >"Are you SURE it was him? Those blur lines were pretty fast, it could have been any red guy. And he just tweeted that it wasn't him so he has a solid alibi." >>433005 >"Oh crud, there they are..." >>432998 >"Dr. Strange.... I'm so sorry. If only the race track had stop signs or traffic-lights!"
>helicopters zooming overhead S: Goddammit the car is totaled! K: What in Davy Jones' locker WAS that?! A bird? S: Don't think about it Krabs just keep scuttling! K: WHAT ABOUT THE MONEY?! S: FORGET the money Krabs! We're FUCKED! Santa Claus FUCKED us! And now the feds are seizing assets! K: WE CAN'T PAY THE INVESTORS! WE CRASHED EVERY SINGLE ECONOMY!! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?! S: I'll tell you whate we're NOT doing! What we're NOT doing is going to prison! I'M not going to prison!
Tulio and Zone-Tan anon here. Turns out the place I'm at does have internet so it was a false alarm. I also see someone else has taken over for me so I'll just lurk because I wanna see what he does.
>>433021 >"They'll be able to afford good lawyers, right?" >>433031 >"Nope! No no, that's fine I don't need any pants for Christmas! Got plenty at home, don't need more." >"I'll be fine, if I keep moving I'll stay plenty warm."
>>433021 >>433022 >>433023 >>433024 >>433025 >>433026 >>433027 ...Stan'll at least be out by next year, won't he? I still could use someone to partner with! Well besides King, Luz, and Wuya, but we usually don't talk about her anymore.
I also got a degree in law. I'll take Mr Krabs and Stanley Pine's case! >>433021 You can count on me guys. I'm great at my studies. Just look at how well Krampus is doing from my medical work!
>>433041 If your talking about the Tulio posting at the start of the thread involving Bill Cipher, I'm already done using Tulio. I just wanted to end off Bill's arc until next year.
>>433019 I mean...it would explain how easily he and Stan got sent to jail. When you're someone with as many abilities as I, you tend to catch a few things others do not!
Oh, and one more thing before I go. The demons and sinners of Hell? I'd say we DO celebrate Christmas! We just do it in a little more unexpected ways!
Don't take this to heart, but I think the finale might end up as Mighty and Powerful Gods vs. Fake Santas and Mighty and Powerful Gods end up winning in a landslide
>>433100 Are these... Monarch's goons? Well, I suppose I'll have to make do. Undead! Spread out! Find anyone involved in the management of this tourney or the snoopers, and bring them to me! If that is not possible then do whatever is necessary to keep them out of our way! Bring me the racers too if you can. I could use whoever made it this far... >>433029 I don't mind.
>>433149 >>433150 not him but (and I've said this before) the joke has run its course. I liked the plot she had with Spicer but I really hope this doesn't come back next year
>>433151 Yeah, I'm the guy you're responding too and I agree. It was pretty fun (and it also gave me new pictures for my waifu folder) but I do hope that it doesn't get overused.
Good morning one and all! This is your host reporting from the deep jungles of- >>433114 >>433115 >>433116 >>433117 >>433119 >>433120 >>433121 >>433122 >>433123 >>433124 >>433125 >>433126 >>433127 >>433128 >>433129 >>433130 >>433131 >>433132 >>433133 >>433134 >>433136 >>433137 >>433138 >>433139 >>433140 >>433141 >>433142 Woah, wait a minute! What the fuck is going on!?
>>433144 Sorry about that lewd story time. Ok here’s something appropriate: "There was an old man of Peru Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke in the night, With a terrible fright, And found it was perfectly true."
I’m planning on wrapping this up this year, I like the plot I did and I’m glad others like it too but I ain’t gonna try and make this a thing every year.
.... The fuck happened here? >>433114 .... Oh. I’m just gonna scrub this before Gwen gets here. No one wants to see a doujin first thing in the morning.
>>433174 >"Too late... waaaay too late." >>433170 >"DALEET, PLEASE!" >>433175 >"That better just be a banana you're holding!" >>433177 >"STOP taking pictures!" >>433172 >"W-what's it say? Where are the subtitles!?" >>433178 >"Jack, hack the internet! Hack into plus4chan's mainframe and do hacking stuff to make the lewd of me no one wants to see go away!"
So, as i was saying. Welcome to Peru! We have a special guest this round. The one, the only, queen of Peru! That's right, Peru got a new queen. Here she is now. Excuse me, queen, do you want to introduce yourself?
>>433189 >"Never! I'll never join the lewd side!" >>433194 >"Fix it fix it fix it fix it!" >>433190 >>433192 >>433185 >"Dun dun duuuuuuuun!" >"Uh, hi your majesty! Good to see you. You're not mad over anything related to Ms. /co/, are you?"
MINIONS! The Monarch prepares for his final confrontation. I'll be honest, it hit hard to see that I came short of being able to bring home the gold for the Mrs.... but, considering the various events that have transpired since this shit show started, ANY of these shit shows started, I think I'm learning that sometimes, it is best to simply deal with the cards Gods deals you, rather than trying to deal that Ace you think know one has up your sleeve when the dealer's packing heat. My Cocoon is totaled, but my Queen and I and (a few of) my Henchmen are still fine. Frankly, a Cocoon explosion you can walk away from may not be the worst Christmas gift one can offer.
SO! The Cocoon is trashed, but the Master Shake and the Mighty Monarch will take one last ride in the one and only Monarch Mobile! If this is to be our last encounter, then we will surely bring SCAM, Al and Bill, and fucking Wallace the last true bit of despair over the Tournament. For the next eight hours, take to the polls my Henchmen, see to it we take the highest slot remaining to us.
SHAKE! To the Monarch Mobile!
>>433114 ....nnnnnnice.
>>433190 Holy shit, Emmy! Let me tell you: huge fan here. My God, I WISH I thought of hiring Peruvians to rig Ms. /co/ in my favor, that's some quality evil scheming going on there. I mean, clearly we didn't even need to, my wife fucking dominated because for once /co/ had acceptable taste, but would have come in handy during the Mr. tournament. Fucking plebians and their fetishes for ascot-wearing douchebags. They even made you their queen, huh? Sweet deal.
>>433077 Hey, this is the Monarch hailing the detectives that have been fucking with Ramses. I got a job for you that pays, I'm looking for anyone with information on how a fucking train flew out of a portal and is now inside my fucking Cocoon. Do I hear any takers?
>>433188 I don't RUN the Peruvians, missy - Emmy does that! But as thanks for having deified me as their blood god I give them my blessing. CONQUER AND CHAOS, BOYS!
>>433193 Whoever is responsible for this, I want their head! The strongest and most skilled among you, keep me guarded. I have business to discuss with whoever is in charge of this land.
>>433198 >>433207 Info about the train... The wagons are full of Batkek's explosives... There was a Big skeleton with light sabers killing everything aboard...
>>433196 I was but after seeing your humiliation i am now in a better mood. >>433198 I didn't make them do it you dummy! They did it on their own free will. >>433201 The Peruvians took me and reprogramed me to be their queen. I would be upset about it if they hadn't took away my ability to be upset at them. >>433203 You'll find out soon enough.