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wow i did not see this outcome

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>>433855
Eighth place? Pfeh! Better than the other 120 teams that made this contest, however!

>Christmas finale

>Close but no cigar
>Will prevent people not voting him because he won a tournament
>Will have his show next year which will boost votes
Mr /co/ 2021 is ours Ozzybros

We’ll Oswald my boy this hasn’t been a long journey hasn’t it. You’ve made it the furthest you’ve ever gotten. I must say despite losing the match I’m still proud of you. Who knows maybe this is a sign of a far greater chance next year. Goodbye Oswald and good job.

>>433872
Well I meant not we’ll

I know what meme I'm redrawing if I have the time.

>>433865
Hey, at least we made it this far, nothing we can do about it now.

>Bill goes back to his hotel room

Oh for fuck's sake, WALLACE?! That cheese-eating limey swooped in from nowhere and took my prize! Still... sixth is at least better than 8th, I suppose. Suck on that Bill, you triangular dickhead.

I suppose i'll just have to hope Dr. Mrs. The Monarch will find some satisfaction with a man who could only make it into the Top 6. Henchmen... to those that are still alive, anyhow... you've served me well. We must now see to the repairs of our Cocoon, and watch on with eager anticipation as we see who will make it to the finish line. Personally placing my bets on the frauds who defeated me in Hell, the Grinch may have succumbed to his inner good in the end but I can't not vote for a man who has termites in his smile.

Santa here again to say congratulations to those that made it into the finals you fought will your all and can’t out on top. I shall also congratulate the losers of last round in their exclusive race, even if you weren’t racing for much you still gave it your all and made it to the end. As for the losers of this round don’t give up hope yet as you still have one more race to decide which one of you gets to be third place. The final teams and the losing teams would be racing in the North Pole, the final teams would be racing my home while the losing teams would be racing to my workshop. Remember once this is all done the winner gets to wish on the Super Dragon Balls and make their desires come true. Once again this has been Santa and take care to all

>>433855
>Howard: It's finally here folks! The final two teams will go neck and neck in this final race! We have The North Pole Express versus the Fake Santas!
>Kreese: These holiday hunks will race from the north pole all the way to Christmas town in their own sleighs! All the past competitors and the viewers will be waiting for them there as their race is broadcast in these cozy little elf bars! There can be one number one in this race to the end!
>Howard: Well duh, It's a mathematical fact that there can be only one number one!
>Kreese: For the last time Howard, no body said there would be math!
>Howard: With that out of the way, racers are your mark, get set, GO!

It's time. Updated bracket:
>https://imgur.com/a/ytVqAdi
>https://imgur.com/a/ytVqAdi
>https://imgur.com/a/ytVqAdi

>>433892
HEY AT LEAST MY SHOW WASN'T CANCELLED YOU BUTTERFLY LOOKING WEIRDO.

>The train rolls back into the cocoon and Pip and Grounder fall out, alive but hurt
Oh dear! I've cracked me noggin again!
>>433894
Oh joy, Mr. Claus! I've love the holoday spirit! Can we sing Christmas Carols to celebrate?
>>433892
Well Master Monarch, did I do good in the battle?

>>433904
At least his show is more successful and has more than double the seasons you have.

>Howard: After pulling the longest con in their lives, Miguel and Tulio are both put on the naughty list for trying to trick The North Pole Express!
>Kreese: Big deal. I once pretended to be a god and I didn't get on the naughty list.
>Howard: Yeah but you did get on the news.
>Kreese: Hey, Kreese the great was a national treasure and they should have never slammed him on Channel 7 news!

(Transmission Recovered)

>Oswald is he dead?

We beat him, burned him, used magic on him, yet he still kept kicking and screaming.

>I wonder how Felix even ended up this.

Mick we're on a strange competition where two pre-school stars who became terrorist, worshipped Osama, and tried kill us on one round. I think Felix becoming... whatever the heck he became shouldn't be a surprise... but it was still scary.

>Can't believe we had to blow up the kart in order to put an end to him.

I guess the kids were right on us having that missile launcher.

>Too bad we had to use it on ourselves though. It's going to be a lot harder to reach first place now.

....

>I'm sorry Oswald. I shouldn't have said that.

Nah Mick it's fine. It really is. I mean... we were so close to winning but then Felix had to come out of nowhere and ruin our gosh darn kart! Darn you Felix! Darn you to heck!!!

>Oswald! Calm down, please!

Oh yeah! It's fine for you to say that! Mr Don't Worry 'cause Everyone's a Winner! Calm down Oswald! It's only the respect of a niche online community. Well guess what Mick? I liked that respect!! It's the only respect and attention I seem to get!!

>Oswald.

WHAT?!

>I... I actually wanted you to win.

.....

>Listen I know you think that you got all that support because you only teamed up with me. But honestly I think all the people here were only voting for you to win. None of the people here probably acknowledge I was here, they wanted you to win. And gosh darn it Oswald I'm with those people! I want you to win! So come on Oswald!

Wh-where are you going Mick?

>I'm walking our way to finish line! I'm going to make sure you win! Even if I have to carry you myself!

Mick.... you know what? You're right! We can't give up! Let's run across that finish line!

>And we'll do it...

Together!

>>433910
>double the seasons
Quality>Quantity

>more successful
PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME ON WHY AVENGER'S ENDGAME IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER DON, IF YOU BELEIVE REVENUE IS ALL THAT DETERMINES A SHOW'S QUALITY.

>Kreese: Jack and the Grinch steal the magic from the Power of Two!
>Howard: That's gonna be an awkward talk between Mickey and Jack at the next Disney meeting.

>>433920
Oh, you want to talk about quality huh? Well then. just look at how many laughs the Venture Bros. gave people across the globe compared to Gravity Falls.

>Howard: For the Final stretch of the race we will be taking questions from the audience in this nice little bar in Christmas town!
>Kreese: People who buy us drinks get top priority!
>Howard: Oooo good thinking!

>>433932
>Slices your head off

>>433929
WHERE'S YOUR SOURCE FOR THAT CLAIM DON?

>>433888
For NOW....but who knows what next year shall bring?

>>433892
Pfthahahahahaha!

Well Monarch...have you considered adding termites to YOUR smile sometime?

Hi, I'm Coconuts the Badnik, and I would like to apologize about my insensitive and unflattering posts Scratch tricked me into uploading.

I apologize to those dirty gas guzzling Autobots and Decepticons.
I apologize to the weird talking British and their tacky outfits.
I apologize to the Monarch empire's horrible fashion sense and their inability to avoid dropping like flies.
I apologize to greasy and disgusting fast food.
I apologize to sea creatures for the fact being boiled alive is too good of a fate for them.
I apologize to old people. I'm sorry death is not here for you yet.
I apologize to demons. It's not your fault you are a certain f-word I'm advised to not say again. God just made you disgusting that way.
I apologize to the undead who are at least beautiful on the inside.
And I apologize to Santa. Being a creepy pervert who breaks into people's houses is just a part of his job.

So with that, I hope to work towards being disgusted in you all a little less. I greet you all with this middle finger.

Oh my! I can’t believe we were able to pass by Oswald and Mickey... But that Zombie cat chasing after them did give me some ideas for next year...

... Wait, is that? No, it is! It’s CHRISTMAS TOWN!

Full speed ahead, Mr. Grinch! I have to meet Sandy again! As well as bring home the trophy for my friends in Halloween Town!

>>433855
>"He might have been going a little mad with power there at the end, but still I'm a little bummed Tulio lost. He may not have started out as a god, but he and Miguel definitely had style."
>"Still, I can understand not being able to stop SANTA. He's practically a god too."
>>433892
>"You did great, Mr. The Monarch! Wallace can be a pretty good inventor too, you shouldn't feel bad losing to him. I thought you came really far after all, congratulations!"
>>433908
>"Oh! There's Pip! That was close, thought we would have to go looking for you. Glad you're mostly okay, why were you on a runaway train?"
>>433894
>"I guess it feels pretty appropriate that the North Pole is the last track for three Santas. I wonder if they'll have a home-field advantage."

>>433941
Have you not seen the views and ratings the show gets?

Guns N' Roses - welcome to the jungle

Ladies and gentlemen, it's been quite a week, hasn't it? We're entering the final round of the /co/ Tag Team Tournament. In just 24 hours, it'll all be over. But let's not worry about that right now. I believe we have some unfinished business that needs to be addressed. That being the results of the quarterfinals, of course!

The results are as follows: Mighty and Powerful Gods in 1st, Power of Two in 2nd, Fake Santas in 3rd, North Pole Express in 4th.

Back to the present! Round 6 took place in the wild hills of Peru, made even wilder by the undead army of King Ramses. No bombers this time, thankfully. Why am I speaking in past tense, you might ask? It's because the race ended hours ago! Let's see those results, shall we?

Looks like it's the North Pole Express in 1st and the Fake Santas in 2nd! What a matchup to take into the final round. Now normally I'd spill the beans on where the final round would be, but recent circumstances have made us reconsider this policy, and we've decided to keep it private for now. But do not fret, dear viewers, for all will be revealed tomorrow night when the final race has run its course! If you want to miss that, well then there must be something seriously wrong with you!

Signing off!
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Both winning teams (and a selection of trustworthy losers) would find a note in their hotel room that night.

"Book the next flight to the North Pole. Tell no one."

And below that, in blue ink(?):

"::::)"
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1 North Pole Express 56.6
2 Fake Santas 54.7

Sorry 'bout the delay.

>>433941
>>433952
Bill: What the hell are you doing in my hotel room Tulio.
Tulio: It's over.
Bill: Wh- What are you talking about?
Tulio: I would only spare you if I won the race, and I didn't.
Bill: Wait, you can't ju-
Tulio: And by the way, Venture Bros is better than Gravity Falls.
>Tulio sends Bill Cipher back to the Second Dimension

>>433952
They get chump numbers my man. My show gets billions and trlillibillions of views (in the website only) and gets pretty alright ratings. I also one two golden records for my hit #1 Jam

>>433951
Well that's very kind of you to say. You'll definitely have a place in the TulioMiguelism afterlife.

>>433948
I forgive you for your terrible fashion sense
>Flashes middle finger back

>>433904
>>433910
HAH! You know what, I like Not-Chris. Definitely an upgrade over the original host, that's for sure. What's your real name again, Don? Good man.
What he said Bill, also my show has quality AND quantity over yours. How many freaking people bitched about that finale you're so proud of?
>>433944
I'd say clean dental hygiene is more integral my type of villainy, the Grinch goes all the way on making his appearance as grotesque as possible but I don't think I could even put out an evil laugh if I had a colony insects living in my teeth.

>>433908
From what I saw of it my young ward, yes. Yes you did. Saw more skeletons and peruvians die to dodgeballs than I see my own Henchmen being offed in a season. You've come far, Pip, proud to see you as part of the Cocoon. Though we may have both lost our families at a young age, I... I hope you might consider this place a home for you, child.

>>433951
Very much appreciated, 69. I guess there's not much left to do now than just sit back, fuck Ms. /co/ 2020 while we watch the fireworks fly tomorrow. Guess you were right all along, there really is no beating the power of that damnedable Clauses.

>>433948
...guess we have one last job to do after all. Expect a visit from my right-hand man before this night is done, machine.

>>433948
Well Cocoanuts, I forgive you. I also apologize for the fact that your whole existence is nothing but a cum stain on this earth and that if you died right now my first instinct would be to party hard and also make your death sounds my ringtone. Do you forgive me?

>>433952
>>433956
Oh yeah? Well ZTV News gets quadrillions of views and my song "I'd Like to Teach the World to Fap" won me a Nobel Piece Prize. Please don't look it up, just take my word for it.

>>433955
So human you fail at winning, a shame since now I’ll be forced to destroy you. Now give me what is rightfully mine and maybe I’ll let you live.

>>433864

Hope you're having a wonderful Saturday, everyone. There's just one more show after this one. Though there has certainly been a smaller audience this tournament, I think quality matters more than quantity, and you're all top-tier in my book. Hope you enjoy this tale of the tape!

Round 1:
https://voca.ro/11ecbelQtt3D

Round 2:
https://voca.ro/15uKAdXF7wnq

Round 3:
https://voca.ro/1g2hdKPr2k2s

Round 4:
https://voca.ro/1jju4gRTIHF9

Round 5:
https://voca.ro/1euTUbag8tOY

Round 6:
https://vocaroo.com/1ep8cEfaZtt2

Final Fight!:
https://vocaroo.com/15FeyJkExKGS

>>433949
Hm! I ought to greet the big guy with something nice and hot before leaving this little place!

>>433951
Say Gwen! You never told yours truly about your little shopping trip in Hell! Just how many suckers did you attract that day?

>>433960
Hehe...

There is one thing I've noticed with you rather recently, Mr Monach! Your heart might not have grown three sizes like the Grinch, but it has grown warmer!

>>433948
Hahahahaha! If you say so, monkey machine!

>>433955
.....Okay then!

>>433963
Sure I'll give it to you. But there's one thing I need from you in return. Can you guess what it is?

>>433962
Wait is quadrillions bigger then trlillibillions? If yes then I forgot to add the ^ at the end of trlillibillions. Also my songs have been considered to be the third greatest things in the infinite multiverse, second being mechanical pens, and number one being me

>>433960
What can i say? I know good entertainment when i see it. And your characters don't make me wanna slap them across the face, unlike that selfish sweater girl.

>>433972
I certainly do

>>433979
Well my songs have been considered the greatest thing in the multiverse, the DC dark multiverse, the omniverse, and every other multiverse there is. Plus, why would you use mechanical pens, when 1800s Quill Pens are clearly superior?

>>433988
Then do me a favor and GIVE ME YOUR FACE
>Tulio rips off Galvatron's face

>>433994
Well uh… higher dimensional beings think my songs are the best. Even real life individuals that transcend fiction as a concept think they’re the best

>>433951
I went straight first into the fierce battle then I fail on the controls and the train went haywire. Mr. Grounder tried to help but his attempts only lead to the train moving faster. He said he was dreadully sorry after leaving the cocoon.
>>433948
You call that an apology you......condemned.......filthy.......simian
>>433960
Oh thank you Master Monarch! Thank you! I never felt a part of something! I wonder how all those kids who spit on me for fun feel now? And I mean literally spit on me. They would play games where they would see who could spit on me the most in the playground.
Master Monarch sir, I have some anger I need to release now, can we kill the simian?

>>433997
AAAAGHHHH
That’s it!!!
DIE HUMAN

>>433994
I believe her! Zone-tan's music is the best!

>>434013
Hello!

Hey guys I’m back from the dead and for some strange reason I feel like someone tried to scramble my brains. Anyway does anyone know where Megamind is?

>>434001
Oh yeah? Well celestial beings who transcend the real life individuals think that they're the best and they also think you're ugly and old like Captain Cold. So top that, Mr. THONG LAD!

>>434010
This guy's got the best taste here.

>>434015
Here my little Arbuckle.

>>434016
Come on I’m not old or ugly, I mean I do have a green tongue but that doesn’t make me ugly. Also way to call me "Thong Lad" when you don’t even wear pants, just a oversized sweater, I don’t even thing you wear any underwear.

>>433971
>"I admit, when you're right you're right. Hell looks great from a Denny's or a nice Hotel but on the streets people are so rude! And violent. And pushy, this one furry guy on the corner asked if I wanted to pay $50 to see a 'beast with twelve legs', which sounded neat but after I said no he kept asking over and over again! Then he called me a bad word and scuttled off."
>"Skinny Santa and I managed to make it to the Hot Topic though, and mission accomplished I got something for Jack! I'm all set for presents."
>>433958
>"Thanks Mr. Actual-God. Good luck in the race against Oswald next, making bronze would be pretty nice too. And maybe think over those plans for your franchise..."
>>433960
>"To be honest, even I wasn't sure Santa would go all the way. I'm not surprised he beat us, but there were lots of good pairs to go up against. But the spirit of Christmas is strong this time of year, and Santa's probably getting all geared up for his run so maybe that's why he's in such a hurry on all these."
>>434002
>"You went into it?! You really are a brave little guy. I only got close enough to pet one llama and then I got out of there, with the Cocoon blown up I think the Monarch was good with us staying out of it."
>"I'm glad you're okay, but if there ARE any big battles tomorrow, which shouldn't be likely but I lost my ability to make promises here, maybe let that one play out, kay?"

>>434029
I know but Garfield wished for me to have a happy ending so used the last of powers to bring me back from the dead, also he brought me back to feed him when we go home.
>>434017
Odie is currently with me in the spectators stand, did you forget he and Garfield were in the tournament?
>>434018
Oh hey Megamind! How’s it been for you since I died?

>>434028
Well here's your answer as to whether I wear underwear or not. Now the real question is, do you wear underwear, or are those pants just a part of your body like your mask and boxing gloves?

>>434034
I've been doing well enough, but it is nice to see you alive again. Do you wanna go to that new restaurant that just opened up?

>>434035
Yeah obviously I wear underwear, why wouldn’t I? But the underwear is apart of my body. I’m not showing you them, I only allow the hottest of hot babes to see me butt naked and you’re clearly a B+ at best

>>433958
>>433960
>>433962
>>433971
>>434002
Fellow /co/mpetitors! For all of us that lost, we must not cry! Let us celebrate even making it in and let us bond, by killing the MONKEY!

>>434037
Sure thing Megamind, sure thing.
>THE END

>>434022
>/co/ holds a tournament
>gets banned
>anons go to /v/ to drawfag instead

>>433971
....I have absolutely NO idea what you're talking about, Radio Demon. I'm as hate-filled and cruel and malicious as I've ever been. I do admit, I feel oddly content despite my blown-out Cocoon and my 6th place ranking, but that is NOT a sign I'm going soft here!

>>433982
You have pleased the Monarch this day, Don. I don't often apologize for being a dick, but I wish we had you over McLean from the start. Hence forth, you shall be added to the Monarch's eeevil Christmas Card list. It comes with coupons to many Guild approved stores and locations!

>>434002
I am happy to provide one to you. You told me your parents henched for me previously, and though your accent is familiar I still can't put a face to them. But if they did, then surely it was destiny you should come here. Also, remind me to pull up to your old school sometime, I'd love to 'meet' these kids.
If you have anger built up within young man, remember what I've taught you: harness it! Make the simple-minded robotic ape fear you.

>>434032
Whatever reason the fat man has for doing as well as he did, it's none of my concern. I'll likely be rooting for the Grinch's car to pull it out, but all Henchmen are free to vote as they please. I've made it as far as I can, all that's left to do is pick myself and the shreds of my lair off the ground, call it a day, and plan for my next scheme to get back at my enemies. You should take it easy as well, enjoy the North Pole. Hell maybe even throw Jack Spaz-er another bone, I betcha the dork literally hasn't washed his cheek since yesterday.

Any recommendation on what to watch and who to back for future contests? Perhaps even rp? (I'm partial on that last one)

>>434032
Ah "that!" One brave soul happened to mention a twelve legged beast like that to me, so I went to go see it! And golly, let me tell you, it's not all it's cracked up to be, ha ha ha!

>>434053
Perhaps not! But who knows at this point!

But boy, I ought to find one of those Christmas cards of yours for myself, Mr Monarch!

But that might be saved for tomorrow morning, as I am just about out of time for today!

I'll also bring in marshmallows and leftover not-so-spiked beverages of Wilkins Coffee for a big old campfire for tomorrow, so expect that, hehe!

Goooooooodnight ladies and gentlemen, and stay tuned!

>>434046
Save a piece of him for me!

>>433864
Some quick OC for John and Weekly battling Ramses' armies

If any anons want to ink and color, feel free.