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banegelion

>>57967
>I'm not surprised, you've avoided death too many times for me to count them all, it would take me an eternity. You were a worthy opponent after all.

>Live your life, Ren Höek. Live it well.

>Drat, you fools! Without me here who's going to cleanse this world of Fatfags and...whatever vile ethnicmen sort Lex Luthor is.

>The Once-Ler was hardly alone, who knows what his comrades have cooked up for Miss /co/! And Lex, why he's probably buying out the votes of every man here.

>Set course for England boys, I'm going home

Well then, Uncle Ruckus. It seems like you want to do a genocide too, but for far more evil reasons. You can't have this gauntlet just to kill your own kind.

CIA, ITS /co/ VS /tv/ BUT MY SIDE IS SUPERIOR! LET US BEGIN THIS AWSOME DUEL TO THE FINISH, WITH PRIDE!!!!!

>>57985

There's a round 3? This is taking forever! I should have won already! And my next opponent might be even worse than Magneto who didn't even show up! I mean... look at that dress. He looks like he's about to try to sell me gutters... or something. I don't know, I never watched that hateful fart cartoon.

HA! You know you've made it as an EVIL villain when everyone is copying your style!

Oh yeah, I forgot that was a thing... A South Park writer actually wrote for MLP. Dave Polsky's episodes were often shat on by the fandom back in the day, but in hindsight, he wrote some of the funniest episodes in the series. He was also quite literally the only one of the original Faust-era writers remaining by the time of the last two seasons.

come on Lexie get up, it's me your good friend The Joker

>>57989
I have existed long before you, pathetic whelp.
You think you can defeat MODOK?
I can see right through your false intelligence, I'll enjoy figuring out what's below your mask once I've dissected you.

>>57987
you'll need the longest rope in the known universe to tie up my phat but I doubt you'd do that since you're small

>>57986
And why would I want that? no really, I have to sleep now, maybe that other anon will take over

So, doctor doom is it? Forget about that insignificant hunter and challenge a real all powerful sorcerer! I have bested a being beyond your wildest imaginations by faking the destruction of the sun, in reality it was but an illusion and he self destructed. Impressive is it not my dear friend and foe? Only one of us will be going ahead
>Careful jafar, Hes the current top seed, and booooy is he menacing
I am aware iago. Now let this dance of death begin!

>>57982
Sure, whatever reaper guy. Now if you excuse me I have to get rid of this eediot gator here. Stimpy! Bring me my bat!

>>57983
You see, Mr. Ratcliffe, when you have as much influence as I do over a city as large as Metropolis, things are bound to go your way. Maybe you'll learn one day if you manage to survive the Starving Time.
>>57991
(Excellent job taking this one out, Mercy. I'll give you a raise.)
>>57993
Well well, if it isn't the Joker. It's been a while, hasn't it? How have you been enjoying this tournament so far? Shall we talk over a drink? I've got a fresh bottle of absinthe here.

>>57985
>>57987

You got lucky sack boy, but this time I'm gonna burn you down so hard, there will be nothing left!

Or better yet, maybe have that fatass sit on you and watch you suffocate under his ass.

That'll teach you not to mess with me!

Vote for the Ruberian age!

>>58000
wait this is a tournament? is this why some small sleepy guy and a vulgar snake showed up to my hideout?

It looks like it's all up to me now. With the queen sleeping I have no other choice but take it upon myself to carry on for the Martian Empire!

>>58002
Oh I like this

>>57999

That little puppy dog will soon find out why I'm the top scarer around.

Hope he's not going to have nightmares for life.

Why have I yet found myself with another paranormal match!
Witches, Vampires and now an ALIEN!? These beings have no fondness for natural cumulative laws, they believe themselves to be above them!..
No matter... Its all already in place... and they will to them the same. They all will fall.

Speaking of plans, the goblin has one too.

So that's where The Monarch went.

>>58015
FINALLY!!! AFTER TWO WORTHLESSS MATCHESSS WITH A CIVILIAN IMPOSTER AND A DRAWING, WE GET TO MEET A PROPER VILLAIN TO BASH HISSS FACCCE IN! ISSS THERE A DELICIOUS BRAIN BENEATH THAT BIG DOMINO OF YOURSSS? TIME TO FIND OUT!

But also, we find your remark highly offensive. Only one of us is an alien, aka the symbiote, my special other. And there's nothing wrong with being alien either, you space nazi! God, now we want to punch your stupid face in even more!

>>58005
Yes, this is a tournament for only the most villainous people around, like ourselves. I apologize on behalf of the snake. I didn't know he was so crude. As for your first opponent, I heard some bimbo host was infatuated with him. Those two don't matter right now. Tell me, how has your efforts terrorizing Gotham been lately?

>>58019
Today boys we are gonna do a little bit of trolling. But this target is special for it is THE TROLLFACE himself. Time to give him a taste of his own medicine!

>>58014
You should vote for me instead of that pitiful pagan! He wishes he was even a quarter as evil as me!
I'm probably not gonna be super active with Skeletor this round since Frollo doesn't have a Gmod model. Maybe I could find something that'll work in place though.

>>57984
Uncle Ruckus don't need no fancy glove with no diamonds. Give it time and those banjo-bangers'll wipe THEMSELVES out. Now you, on the other hand, bein' colored yourself, you'd know a thing about killin' and stealin.

>>58004

Why thank you for the support there, friend.

Now watch as I savagely tear this butterfly man to shreds.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>58022
well it seems that Dan boy's special host bias was for nothing since it never used it. As for what I've been doing I've been preparing to take out this new team that sprung up recently since the cowboy leader of theirs seems like the guy that'd get in the way of my new Joker Grills

>>57988
Sell you gutters, hateful fart...HA! You're looking at da Grim Reaper! Death himself! I could slice you in two with one swing of mah scythe! If I wanted to, I could sip your innards out! (Though, my dentist DID say to cut back on sweet stuff...)

>>58004
>voting for the tranny

>Smash’s door down
WHERE ARE YOU CIA?! A cowered man as expected! Used cheep tricks to defeat the lord of the dead whom I would’ve gladly faced! Show yourself!

>>58033
He's too afraid of his MIGHT, but overall his PRIDE!

A child? Oh, I'm great with kids. Out of all the children I've watched, ONLY one ended up nearly destroying the world and had to be turned into stone. Though I'm pretty sure you already nearly done that multiple times before we meet, so if anything happens here, it's not my fault.

GIR...*cough*...what happened...?

>Oh yeah! I used a toaster to put the spork lever in! The penguin went BZZZZT! and then it went BOOOOOM! PSHHHHHH!

...WHY YOU! *crack* GAH! My back...

>>58004
"It's very good that you're voting for me. As the new empress, I will have everyone who isn't voting for me thrown out of windows!"
>"Uh, Yzma, isn't that what Kuzco would do? That doesn't really make you better than him. Also, Kuzco is still around, he's just on vacation."
"Quiet, Kronk! I'm always better than that idiot! And even if Kuzco is on vacation, he's still not in the palace, meaning I'm the empress!"

The Irken thought he could best me by building a mechanical penguin to use against my army. Was he too tired to remember my first match with McGraw? Despite McGraw's intentions of stealing my fortune behind my back, he is still locked in shackles in the torture room, continuously being dunked in milk by Thelonious. At least the penguin will have company, as the Irken will join him. I hope he likes bathing in Earthly beverages!

Nonetheless, my opponent for this round appears to be no different from the alien. This monkey is also an aberration of nature that too seeks to conquer the planet. Furthermore, he's been asleep this entire tournament! Really, what is it with these sleepyheads anyway? Like with the Irken, I refuse to hold back against an opponent so idle, as going all out can only ensure my victory!

It's only the halfway point, Dulocans! I've made it further than in Tag Team and I can make it further than Mr. /co/lympus! Vote for me and we shall send this monkey back to the circus!

>>58037
Yes, the plan, the plan to take down Reverse Flash. Reverse Flash's plan.

>>58029
Interesting, very interesting. How about I loan you some cash to help with that venture? Don't worry, the IRS won't tax you for it.

>>58030
Our gutters salesman is also a Grim Reaper. Also, do that to Meatwad instead. He's fun to slice in half.

>>58008
Pfft, sure thing you little twerp. Your queen got beaten by Barney the dragon, you sure you don't wanna follow suit? Someone's got to bring some normalcy into this big homo sausage fest, and since all the other FARTS are gone, looks like it's up to me to get into the Elite 8. Now why don't you scram like a good boy before I have to step over your body?

>>58021
>But also, we find your remark highly offensive. Only one of us is an alien
Oh Pish-posh, 50% alien? 100%?
All nuance to me.

>>58038
What's the point of dunking them in milk if they aren't cookies like me? I bet it's not milk you sick freak.

>>58044
It seems to me Shego's requesting me something but I can't hear her clear over the brap sounds coming straight from her mouth.

>>58046
You might think you're one clever cookie this time, but my associates have informed me that the Irken diet is vastly different from what we have in our world. In other words, they burn when they get in contact with consumable liquids! I assure you that there's no innuendo to be found this time.

..............

>>57975
I'm still working on a drawing for Shake vs. Plankton. I already hinted at what it will be about at the end of last thread.

>>58055
Don’t thank me, thank the crowd for allowing me to get this far. Now then, we have multiple TRAPS set up to catch the troll, both figuratively and very literally. Sounds fun am I right?

>>58047
...alright, fine. Never tell me I didn't try to be nice. If you want to be a wise guy, I'm just gonna beat the shit out of you. And if you make a joke about me saying shit, I'm gonna beat the shit out of what's left of you by then.
>>58054
Not for long. Either she'll crumble into sand by herself, or that guy she's up against will go to the past and make it so that she's a dude or something.

>>57995
Pah! That's what those impostors always say, even IF I'm glad to face an opponent who finally acknowledges me! Tell me, MODORK, would someone with "false intelligence" brainstorm such DIABOLICAL schemes? I've had a neighborhood barbecue party without inviting any neighbors! I've stolen 5 dollars to open a bank account to get a free toaster! I've even captured every miniature shampoo bottle at the hotel! Those are evil ideas if I ever heard them, SUPER evil, even! What are YOUR evil doings?

Djinn, I have only one wish for you. And that is to dispose of yourself and not make me dirty my hands with the likes of you.

Wishing for fortune is beneath Doom, who has always achieved everything with his own hard labor. The castle I reside in, the people that worship me, the armor I am clad in, the magic I possess. All of it Doom has achieved by himself. And you? You just wished for power like a reckless, petulant child, without even thinking about the consequences. Doom knows you won't be able to kill him, and no torture you send his way will be enough to bend his resolve.

I hope that guy is talking about the other djiin. Also did that snake guy just disappear? Can I leave now?

>>58037
Remember the time when you attempted to assassinate Kuzco only for Kronk to fuck up and turn him into a llama instead?
It was me Yzma.
I went back in time to swap your death potion with your llama potion so Kuzco can still be emperor causing Peru to be ruled by a dumbass teenager!
And most importantly, preventing you from becoming empress. Just to make you look bad in front of all of these villains.

>>58060
I see that you are mad at my success iron one, but all I hear is complete nonsense coming from an irrelevant kingdom in the north. You absolutely wish you had the power I currently have in my hands so mock me all you want because in the end it’s all just words and not action, that is if you are willing to engage than so be it.
>Y’know jafar, I think he makes a good point, he achieved this all by himself. Good for him, but what he doesn’t understand is that he’s gloating at our own successes, the sultan was a lazy bastard that sat around all day.
That’s enough iago. Anyhow mr doom. Would you like to see a demonstration of my sorcery?

>>58035
Well, well, ya made it. You've got some pretty high tier wins for the 2nd greatest cartoon the last decade y'know. Not gonna get stumped by a little brat after all that eh?

>>58059
I've killed thousands, millions, in my countless cloned and rebooted lives.
In each I have seen those like you, those trying to be like me.
I AM MODOK! Machine Organism Designed Only for Killing.
I have rigged the computers of thousands to explode, just to manipulate the stock market, I have genocided entire CITIES worth of people in a DAY to win an auction. I will do anything to further A.I.M.'s goals. My goals.
I am the monster no human, no... whatever abomination you are... could ever be.
In this very moment my computer brain is planning the deaths of a another hundred thousand people.
Note to self: factor Voltar into those calculations.
Tell me, how many people have you killed?

>Rattlesnake Jake is out
>Only one of my nominations is still in
Well damn...
Anyway, R8
>Frollo
>Reverse Flash
>Kingpin
>Cartman
>Monarch
>Green Goblin
>Ruber
>Grim
>Venom
>Farquaad
>Randal
>Lex
>Thanos
>Doom
>Shego
>Voltar

>>58062
"Oh, that's it! Kronk, get the animal extracts! We're turning this speedster into a turtle!"
>"Yeah, but how are we gonna catch up to him? He can move faster than light."
"Then you'll just have to be faster, now get moving!"
I have a good writefag idea for this match. Maybe I'll do it tonight if I'm not super tired.

>>58066
HOLD ON A SECOND! I'm a Nickelodeon villain too! Why aren't you voting for ME?!
>>58013
Bold of you to assume I didn't give children nightmares!
The Ren & Stimpy Show Scariest Scenes Part 1

>>58033
>>58034
I'm right here big guy! Even the CIA needs rest sometimes! Maybe you're the one that's trying to get a cheap shot on me!

>>58065
Killing people is beneath me! What's the point of doing EVIL schemes if you have no one to rub it in? I just LOVE it when my next-door neighbor Steve gets jealous of me for not inviting him to my ice cream social! I could hear the seething in his voice and I love EVERY second of it! Also, abomination? It can't be.... you're actually calling me EVIL! This is what I was hoping for ever since I entered this tournament!

>>58066
I still haven't won you over, huh? Well then I will have to show you something amazing. BEHOLD!

>>58005
Ironically enough, hsss, i was sleeping, hssss, this entire time myself, hsssssss.
Slumber party, hsss, at Joker's, hssss hsss hsssss!
>>58061
Nope still here.
And i noticed something, the lip mark on Mandie's face is pink, and yet the lipstick you're wearing is purple!
Just what are you trying to pull here?
>>58069
Didn't consider you much of a villain but now that i think about it, you are a fucked up person aren't you?
I suppose ii could change my vote this once.
>>58073
You taped a paper eye on your face?
Anyway the Grim Reaper is more based.
I myself have a reputation of a Grim Reaper. Whenever i show up, i take someone to their grave.

>>58027
The only time I kill and steal is when I'm trying to save the universe. It has nothing to do with the color of my skin. You however, will kill and steal anyone who is not Caucasian. Maybe I should teach you a lesson.

>>58070
You hear that my dear pet? He wants rest. That is if he doesn’t send in assassins after me while I’m resting as well, now wouldn’t that be a cheap shot?
>Yes
Indeed. Gentlemen, after 24 hours of nonstop fighting we will set up camp here in the mountains. If anyone sees any iron planes or men using camouflage or invisibility magic let me know right away. This guy fights dirty and not with any form of pride and honor as shown in his battle against hades. In fact what we’re seeing here might not even be his true form so he could be a changeling as well. Be cautious voters, do not be deceived by his high quality funposting or OC as it persuades the weak minded into voting for him. Choose your loyalty and tag along with me! Goodnight my fellow /co/quoers and plunders!

>>58067
MODOK does not just kill in the short term, you are FOOLISH to assume so!
A perfect society must be constructed, under A.I.M. Under science, for a consistent supply of people. For killing.
>>58071
You are evil, simply horribly inefficient. MODOK could consider an internship to improve your skills... Genetic modification of a creature of your size wouldn't be difficult.
But there's a bug in that option.
You're still in my way.
>>58074
MODOK agrees. As a father, the joy of grilling is not lost on MODOK!

>>58063
Doom would like to watch you get out of his sight. Perhaps if you wish to do so in pain... Taste the force of Doom's concussive blast.

>>58023
>>58057

>>58079
Is that all? Not a single scratch oh “mighty” one

>>58077
I assure you the CIA is very honorable. Even big guys like you need to sleep. Me and my men will never take a cheap shot. And I don't need to have any other forms. This one fits me just fine. I'll get everyone to help support the CIA fair and square with the best campaigning there is.

>>57975
>>58066
What's that, you slithering fool? You're not voting for me? Well then, why don't I show you what happens to those who don't vote for the mighty Skeletor!

Let's talk about pride a little more in depth, shall we?

>>58075
You want graves? Well say no more.

>>58038
So THIS is what he's been talking about...yeah, Mojo was terrorizing Townsville (as USUAL!), so we took care of him and threw him behind bars. And I'm not sure you'd wanna let him out, your highness; that Mojo Jojo has a lot of tricks up his sleeve!

>>58082
Now then, here’s a taste of my magic.
>Jafar fires a ball of genie flame right at dr doom, although the lord of latveria is completely unfazed by this just like his immunity too the human torch, what he doesn’t see coming is right after the flames die out, jafar comes flying in with his scepter on fire and smash’s it at doom’s head
TAKE THAT.
>Doom is reasonably upset as a shockwave from his body pushes him back but jafar puts up a prism colored barrier in response to mitigate the damage

>>58078
H-horrible?! YES! I'm horrible AND evil! Now that I've been formally commended, I shall enact the most evil scheme I've hatched in the tournament: I'll STAY in your way, and I refuse to move an inch no matter what computers you throw at me!

>>58087
What are you doing here if you're not even a villain? No matter, you say this chimpanzee is locked behind bars? As much as I love to subject him to the torture room for all eternity, I suppose my victory could very well be guaranteed. But I must spread the word of my presence all over the tournament, even if the monkey is locked forever. I must win this round, for Duloc!

>>58089
A tomb will be built around your unmoving body until A.I.M. finishes running simulations on if your living will be beneficial to our goals. You want to stand in the way of MODOK? Then you will be just another stepping stone in the path to world domination.

>>58088
You impudent swine! You wish to bring Doom down to your level and make him engage in melee battle with you like a mere barbarian? Doom thinks there are opponents far more fitting for you. Witness my black magic spell of summoning and let these demonic abominations drag you down to hell where you belong!

>Kronk and Yzma are running along on a trail, when they notice someone in red passed out in the middle of the road.
K: "Uh, Yzma, take a look at this."
Y: "What? It's just some guy in a weird outfit. Let's get a move on already."
F: "W-Wait, where am I?"
K: "You're in the Inca Empire, pal."
F: "W-what?"
R: "That's right, Barry. I took us back in time, that way you can't get anyone else's help."
Y: "Oh great, another weirdo."
R: "By the way, Barry, remember that time in 8th grade history class, when the teacher was talking about the Inca Empire, and you dropped your notebook which had a Peruvian porno magazine hidden in it? It was me, Barry. I placed that magazine there and then knocked the notebook out of your hands so everyone would think you're a huge pervert!"
Y: "Kronk, let's get a move on already. This is getting strange."
K: "On it."
F: "Wait! Where are you going?"
Y: "Far away from you two! Ahahahahaha!"

>>58085
Pride? Yeah I take pride in doing my work, and that is interrogating supervillains to get precious information. What you take pride in here seems to be posting on Middle-Eastern spice trading websites. I don't blame Jews here, I question them first.

>>58091
That's right, I'll STAY right here! It'll prevent you from dominating the world when only I have the privilege to do it! You'll never move either, the League of Super Evil will guarantee that I always block your way! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>58092
Oh I’m sorry, I thought you said earlier you wished to do so in pain! Well let me rephrase that to more literal and mental pain
>Jafar casts a blizzaga cyclone around the demonic abominations as shards of ice and frost boulders smash right into them. Before Jafar could react, dr doom Decides to “return the favor” by hammer smashing jafar in the face sending the sorcerer down but saves himself with levitation and fires a beam through his scepter at doom hitting him square in the chest and into the wall. Another beam is fired but doom shoots out a concussion blast as the entire arena flashes.
>Iago: Are you guys kidding me? What am I even watching here some cliche “Anime” fight or something? I thought this was a tournament on to see who’s most evil. Well I guess this is how you’d settle these thing. A and that’s beating the absolute shit out of each other. Whatever anyone up for quizzes?

>>58096
Do you want to be recognized as a threat by Doom that badly? Very well. Even an ape with a machine gun can be a "threat" for a while, Doom supposes. That is, until it runs out of means to be destructive and inevitably gets subdued by its superiors, both in skill and experience. Begone in the all-devouring F̵̻̼̣̦̞̝̻̀͂́̅̚l̶̪̹̅̈̂̏̚̚͝ā̸̲̮͈̈́̇͆͘ḿ̵͔̱̩̀͌̽̇͝e̵͈̪̦̎̊̚͠s̷͉̘̍ ̶̡̗̖̝̝͕̠̈̇̍̈͝o̵̗̣͉̩̾͘f̶̮̭̝́̀̇͛͂͘ ̴̫͇̞̔̃͝Ḟ̶͇͈͇̫̉̂͆͂̈́͛a̵̹̻͌͊̚͠ļ̵̮͍̈́̒̊͋̒̀̚t̷̙̹̥̝̜̑̿̇ͅỉ̶͙̞̑ņ̷̢͔̯̳̜̄̀̆͌̈̋ę̵͚͕͙̳̏̾!

>>58099
>Hey jafar, I’m serious when I have to tell you this guy isn’t fooling around!
Relax iago, this guy is no thr- huh
>Flames of faltine crash right into the mad wizard
NOOOOOOOOOO
>Iago: I told you so you, sheesh
>It appears that jafar is…extinguished?

>>58100
>However
MWAHAHA, NOW THEN DR DOOM, LET US BEGIN ROUND 2!
>Ohhh great here we go again *Eyes roll*
Im too tired, I’ll continue this matchup tomorrow so consider this to be continued

>>58035
Hey, what the hell is that thing? Nobody told me I'm gonna be meeting freakin' pony characters here! Screw you guys, I'm going home!

>>58040
loan me some? why I'm thankful Lexie and would gladly accept it (hopefully he doesn't notice what I have in store)
>>58075
wait you were sleeping too? why does everyone want to sleep in my hideout? it's not even cozy

>>58035
You know, I've learned something today. These tournaments should be about friendship and My Little Pony best captures that idea. Despite people like Lee and fatass trying to claim it's a dumb show for babies, it has left on important impact on animation and entertainment as a whole. It's a show that reminds me I am not alone when women reject me or when I am a Jew on Christmas with its high amount of quality waifus. When fatass jobs to a pony character, it will be hilarious and ironic so I'm voting against him. Screw you Cartman, you're going home.

>Ladies and gentlemen, I have the unfortunate responsibility to let everyone know that Captain Hook was gangraped by crocodiles, here tonight in the summer of 2023
>I tell you, JR he should have paid more attention to that clock if he didn't want to end up losing his virginity that quick!
>*wheezes*

Nighttime, music time.
Fireflies (Funk Fiction Remix)
Alterna, Pt.1: Cosmogony
Make Me Burn
I Luv U
Inspion

>>58103
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

End of CIA
Mr. Zorak, I'm CIA.

Uh... You don't get to bring friends.

>These aren't friends though, they're plunderers.
>Don't worry, no votes for them!

And why would I want them?

>They are trying to win this round! They're lead by the cyborg, the one-eyed pirate!

SILVER?
Haul 'em aboard!

Ren & Stimpy - 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep

...

1 hour of domino toppling - No music

>>58116
you should've kept that information to yourself sir, nobody wants to hear about how you have green fever
>>58118
hey wake up, I'm tired of all this sleeping in my hideout

>>58127
I mean, is he joking?

>>58129
hopefully but if he is then it's a pretty bad joke, boy I need some time to relax for awhile and get away from this place before that anon gets himself a green finger

>>58116
>>58129

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>>58132
What are you cooking? Would it go good with deep-fried cow?

>>58133
You'll know it when you eat it. If you ask me, it goes well with everything.

>>58134
But what's it made of? I have allergies you know that I need to ignore and eat whatever the hell I want.

>>58135
Don't worry. I can just snap your allergies away. Here, have a taste. What do you think?

>>58136
If you snap those, would we die!?

>>58137
Only half of you. You better pray Mr. CIA.

Facts.

>>58137
Is Squidward a faggot?

>>57975
30 years of paint experience.

>>58065
>Tell me, how many people have you killed?
Not as many potential children as I've killed while fapping to shota trap porn over the last two days! So, what have I missed? Who is my next opponent?

>>58103
Alright then. I'll write you a check for $50,000. Don't spend it all in one place.

>>58143
Eggkek, you trap-loving fool! Nobody cared about you in this tournament, so you lost to some moron in green body paint! That's what you get for not voting for me! MNYEH!

>>58102
Oh come on, don't be so grumpy. Haven't you heard that friendship is magic? I should really get you to know my friend Tree Hugger, you'd get along great.

...come to think of it, hippies stopped being a topical joke so long ago I can't even remember the last time you talked about them, so I guess I can't even mock you with this. Doesn't it suck when your show runs for so long that your character traits start getting phased out?
>>58064
Thanks for having faith in me, emotional support dogs truly are the best. But I wouldn't underestimate my friend Eric here. Most tourneygoers probably see themselves in him and relate to him quite closely for being such a realistic depiction of an average anon.

...The farm is looking great today.

>>58116
HOW ABOUT A DIFFERENT FACE LIFT YOU DUMB HORNY GREMLIN HA HA HA

>>57975
Ew, did I just step in crap?
Wait, that was my opponent?
I didn't even get to rap.
He didn't even last a moment.

He's as smart as Frylock?
He built a supercomputer?
That's where he shoves his cock?
I assume he's not a commuter.

He needs a formula to get his resturant out of its ditch?
His only purpose it to be Krab's bitch?
Before him, the nominations had a Krabs and Squidward pitch?
Squidward is not even a villain so that's rich.

This guy sounds like a real joker.
I bet the real Joker would laugh at this clown.
But hey, you down there shouldn't feel so down.
Losing to me gave you some exposure.

>>58101
As a matter of fact, Djinn, Doom tires of this pointless dueling. You wish to continue it? Then use your "phenomenal cosmic power" to find out the destination of Doom's teleportation. I will be waiting, prepared.

>>58152
VERY WELL! YOU ARE UP AGAINST MY WILL, THIS WORLD IS MINE TO CONTROL!!

>>58151
SPOT NOOOOOOOO! Spot... Spot.

God it's too early in the morning for this shit.
Hello everyone! It's me yet again! Orel Peterson of F4G News.
Don"t mind this it's just a face mask.
Anyways time for Hot Topics since there are some interesting battles being shown here on the web forums such as Eric and Discord both sharing their hatred towards hippies. The race debate between Thanos and Uncle Ruckus from the Proud Family. And Jafar's magic duel with Doctor Doom.
Speaking of which, there are a lot of Fuck You Matches now. That's when you know it's going to be a good round. I mean look at the damn line up.
Jafar vs Doom: Do you pick Best Disney Villain or Best Marvel Villain?
Judge Claude Frollo vs Skeletor: Which simp do you want to continue going forward? The one who has history of always placing third or do we get fresh yo-.... well mostly fres-.... just blood, blood to join in the the TOP 16.
Discord vs Cartman: Do you keep the joke going or is this a good place to stop it? I mean Discord still has Mr /mlp/ but like this little Jewish boy said, I think it's about time we all stand up against Lee and beat the shit out of him! That's right we fuck him up entirely! Both in a metaphorical and literal sense. Not straight up 'cause that's Death's thing.
Shego vs Marvin the Martian: Kind of the same argument for Skeletor, but with her it's 4'th place.
Then we come to the biggest fuck you match of them all.
Lex Luthor vs Joker: Two of the biggest villains gay for their superhero. Do you take the one who is so obsessed with Superman that he wants to fuck him or do you take the one obsessed with Batman so much he wants to be his papa?
Well to answer all that for this round, that's all for you. The viewers to decide.
Anyways! I am going back to bed! But first let's get some questions out of the way?
1. Think we will reach a four person match in this tourney?
2. Who do you personally wish to win the three person match for this round?
3. Which one of these contestants are the gayest of the bunch? That's right we're pulling a Disney Representation on your ass! Who here is the biggest faggot of the bunch!?
Here's looking out for you kid.

>Kronk and Yzma stopped at a restaurant for some lunch, and on their way out, a yellow blur passed by them.
Y: "Agh! Kronk, what was that?"
K: "I dunno why you're asking me when I don't know what that was either."
>The blur passed by them again before stopping right in front of them.
R: "It's me, Yzma."
Y: "And you are?"
R: "I'm the one who's behind everything bad in your life. Remember that time Kuzco got you fired? That was me in disguise, Yzma."
K: "I don't know about that. You don't look or sound like the emperor."
R: "Oh, I assure you, it was me."
Y: "Kronk, this man is clearly not right in the head. Let's get a move on."
R: "But Yzma, remember that time Kronk accidentally poured extract of llama in Kuzco's drink instead of poison? It was me again. I switched the poison for the llama juice just to humiliate you."
Y: "Whatever. I'm going now."
R: "One last thing, Yzma. Remember that time you and Kronk were gliding in the air while chasing after Kuzco, and a thundercloud appeared out of nowhere and zapped you two out of the sky? It was me yet again, Yzma. I ran so fast around a cloud to make it a thundercloud just to prevent you from making it to Kuzco!"
Y: "We still got to the secret lab before him, so that doesn't matter. Kronk, throw this man off the cliff."
R: "Hah! Good luck trying to catch me!"
>Reverse Flash starts running circles around Kronk, who manages to stop him by holding his arm out, and then throws him off the cliff.
Y: "Ugh, when will I be Elite Eight already? All this talking in the jungle is making me exhausted."