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No.233065
/cov/ 2026: Round 4NeoAnon !!1gK+19N/ZJu
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Keep all tournament talk ITT. If you see any errors with the forms, don't hesitate to say something!

►Timer: https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/10157444/round-4-of-cov-2026-ends-in

►VOTE: https://forms.gle/pACqKDgdUmyekp3F6

►Bracket: https://challonge.com/cov2026

►Nominations: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QNWjE0sRsUVGuyCaRQ-uyEZiEuECcpB7lPvi9xC586Q/edit?usp=sharing
►Qualifiers: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DSGKQkGwT54_r0h2SBDOF8kcnlRq8y3FA8B1KbOqed0/edit?usp=sharing
►Round 1: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfV3iEbMwPsSFL1-_Vunu1_UOO6OPiEbP8VxtsYVex0C9Y89w/viewanalytics
►Round 2: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSe9wi0J-FyONlyLMavhA4lnQWjITfoCzHA6hxCZHHsDdwrZYw/viewanalytics
►Round 3: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScYPZ3yekuGvNN5OV_E5_I1WzQ3ghCnt1-Zfmt2ii2X-r_b1Q/viewanalytics

►OC (Upload OC here)
https://4tourney.wikitide.org/wiki//cov/_2026/Gallery

>Past Winners
Dastardly Duo (Waluigi and Dick Dastardly) (2024)
Dreams Don't Die (Cyclops and Ryu) (2025)

>Judges
Yotsuba
/co/nrad
/v/-tan
Johnny Bravo
Senator Armstrong

>Host
NeoAnon !!1gK+19N/ZJu
No.233067
NeoAnon !!1gK+19N/ZJu
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OC ANCHOR
No.233075
Anonymous
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Mr.Freeman about Russia or uncontrolled anxiety [ENG annotations]youtube thumb
>5 minutes of unhinged Russian ranting, turn on captions or annotations
No.233077
Anonymous
Gonna be honest, I voted against Redemption or Death expecting them to stomp again and trying to starve out the fatfag posters by getting attention away from them and it backfired hard because they lost by one or two votes(I think one vote flipping would have had them win in a tie so I'm sorry I fucked up)

Who should I support now?
No.233078
Anonymous
Image:177750425792.png(16kB, 900x1000)hi i'm big butt miko.png
>made it to round 4
got dammit this is hype
imagine if we make it to e8 this time
No.233079
Anonymous
>>233077
Too much meta on the brain can hurt in the long run.
No.233080
Anonymous
>>233077
Even if they made it this round I'd have voted for Shake and Toriel
No.233081
Anonymous
Replies:>>233082
>>233077
starving is their one weakness anon you fucking KILLED THEM!
No.233082
Anonymous
Image:177750434671.jpg(225kB, 969x720)fatguy.jpg
>>233081
I wanted to hold fried chicken, one last time..
No.233083
Anonymous
>>233077
I didn't expect Glados to actually win either, I was worried about a repeat of FARTS and wanted to make it look closer. Guess getting meta can fuck you over.
No.233084
Anonymous
>>233082
He killed Charlie and the rest of the hellaverse and ate them, that explains it.
No.233085
Anonymous
Image:177750441547.jpg(1.55MB, 3550x2328)Rigatoni.jpg
>141
No.233087
Anonymous
>>233077
Just vote for Milf Shake so you can wipe out the substitutes then
No.233088
Anonymous
>>233083
It’s like people didn’t learn from ms. /co/ 2021
No.233089
Anonymous
>>233077
In the same boat, they won the prototype /cov/ so everybody going for them for the book end seemed like the obvious conclusion.
No.233090
Anonymous
>Team Redemption or Death would have won if at least 3 anons hadn't gone metaschizo and voted against them because they didn't want them to win by too much
Holy retardation batman
No.233091
Anonymous
>>233089
Does prototype even count?
No.233092
Anonymous
Tails please keep beating women.
No.233093
Ballsanon !th0DR5qBxs
my purple-haired wife...
No.233094
Anonymous
It's getting rigged against any campaigning. Someone is absolutely butt blasted.
No.233095
Anonymous
Replies:>>233102
>>233094
Then explain Not Shane and Xavier winning then
No.233096
Anonymous
>>233090
It would have only taken one anon to flip and they would have won by tiebreaker due to seed. Even if two of them are lying one of them fucked them over.

kek. the KEKiest of kek.
No.233097
Anonymous
Replies:>>233218
Image:177750468080.png(371kB, 641x690)creepy clown.png
>>233063
>>233073
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! HOW CAN YOU STUPID DOGS BEAT US EVEN WITH MY PORTABLE IMPROBABILITY DRIVE AND KEFKA'S MAGIC? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!! I HATE YOU MAX GOOF, I HATE PARAPPA, I HATE POSTAL DUDE, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY... I HATE... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!!!
No.233098
Anonymous
Replies:>>233102
>>233094
This is an absolute stretch wtf anon
No.233099
Anonymous
>>233093
Sorry Balls I tried, but Labour UK confiscated all the alt accounts you know how it is.

I guess this means you're gonna have to go get your Tourney License
No.233100
Anonymous
>>233093
Honestly deserved after how much you fucked up last year.
No.233101
Anonymous
Image:177750475680.jpg(8kB, 236x213)shantae.jpg
>>233093
>you called?
No.233102
Anonymous
Replies:>>233106
>>233095
>>233098
>damage control
No.233103
Anonymous
>>233089
>book end
We never agreed to that.
No.233104
Anonymous
>>233094
nigga what
No.233105
Anonymous
Replies:>>233108
>>233093
but miko's too young to be your wife
No.233106
Anonymous
>>233102
>call his leap in logic a stretch
>You're just doing damage control!!!!
Again wtf
No.233107
Anonymous
Replies:>>233242
The silent chadjority wins yet again
No.233108
Anonymous
>>233105
Well Amelia's a first year so...
No.233109
Anonymous
>he's back
Now watch him bring up Heroes of /co/
No.233110
Anonymous
Replies:>>233111
I don't know why Charlie Morningstar is being a topic now but no one minded when she lost in Tag-team. You guys are bipolar and can't help me decide who to vote for.
No.233111
Anonymous
Replies:>>233112
>>233110
One or two anons were metafagging and unintentionally killed her run and are regreting it
No.233112
Anonymous
Replies:>>233115
>>233111
I don't know I think that's pretty funny.
No.233114
NeoAnon !!1gK+19N/ZJu
I'd better monitor the results closely this round.
No.233115
Anonymous
>>233112
I'm beginning to doubt how much of this is true given that it rings like Mr. /co/ 2024. Funny either way.
No.233116
Anonymous
Sometimes I wonder if tournaments would be any different if there was like a 10 minute grace period after the results were revealed for people to change their votes.

The only case off hand I can think of where it would have definitely caused a big shift is Miss Pauling in 2021, people found out she was gay and the /v/ allegations hit hard less than an hour before the round started and she won, then proceeded to get stomped the next round.
No.233117
Anonymous
Replies:>>233120
>>233082
Why do you hate Doomguy so much?
No.233119
Anonymous
Doomguy isn't for Charlie. He deserves Vaggie who's a true angel and not a filthy demon girl.
No.233120
Anonymous
>>233117
Isn’t he supposed to be a jobber like Eggman?
No.233121
Anonymous
Replies:>>233127
It's a shame there's no punching bags this tournament other than women.
No.233122
Anonymous
Same here, I am voting Milf Shake specifically in hopes Pencil shows up. Even if he doesn't, he already contributed before proving he's supporting the team.
No.233123
Anonymous
Replies:>>233139
>>233116
A lot of 1% margin matchups would be messed with just for the CHAOS. Anything else wouldn't shift unless something major happened like the NSA shit in 2022 or the Pauling thing you mentioned.
No.233125
Anonymous
If it makes the Redemption or Death people feel better, Milf Shake would have wiped you out and is gonna wipe out GlaDos, PencilAnon is mightier than the sword
No.233126
Anonymous
>>233116
It would make a lot of losses more bitter since now you'd HAVE to stay up to see the results to partake in the pandemonium of fighting the marginal results.
No.233127
Anonymous
Image:177750560181.png(292kB, 490x570)Kang.PNG
>>233121
>t.
No.233128
Anonymous
Image:177750573949.png(373kB, 910x804)cannibalism.png
Mr. Freeman, part 04youtube thumb
Mr. Freeman, part 04youtube thumb
>Do you really think I speak literally of cannibalism, my friend?
No.233129
Anonymous
>>233116
I meant less than an hour before the round ended, a ton of people wanted to change votes, but that wasn't a thing yet(they were turned off back then).

A 10 minute grace period would have seen a mass exodus against Pauling probably keeping her out of the E8, the relevations just came too late in the round
No.233130
Anonymous
Image:177750606185.jpg(16kB, 250x302)250px-Gordon_bust_rtb2.jpg
>.....
No.233132
Anonymous
Replies:>>233146
Image:177750638224.gif(837kB, 396x310)the-goofy-movie-max.gif
Hey fox boy, this is how you show your love for the ladies.
No.233133
Anonymous
Replies:>>233150
>>233077
I voted against them because they had won the protoype already and it seemed kinda apparent people were gonna want them as the finish too.
Also we got enough Vivzie winners.
No.233134
Anonymous
I think Vaggie will do better than Charlie in Ms. /aco/. Charlie is just the Judy of Hazbin. Too normalfag material nowadays
No.233135
Anonymous
Replies:>>233139
>>233116
That would make things super meta with people flipping narrow results just because.
No.233136
Anonymous
>>233134
Don't forget Verosika, Carmilla, Millie, Cherri to name a few. They are more well-endowed too
No.233137
Anonymous
The amount of people spitevoting them for winning the prototype makes me wonder why it wasn't canonized in the first place
No.233138
Anonymous
This shit is so easy to rig
No.233139
Anonymous
Replies:>>233145
>>233116
>>233123
>>233135
>Johanna and Mado win in 2021 now
>Etna wins last year
No.233140
Anonymous
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No.233141
Anonymous
Funnily enough the origjnal 2018 host would tease matchups that were exactly 50/50 mid round whenever they came up to get turnout higher and get people talking
No.233142
Anonymous
>>233137
We should put it to vote so it counts as one. After all, if this tournament will be the end may as well add it to the poll since Neo is open to listening. It can end with 3 (almost 4) tournaments.
No.233143
Anonymous
Image:177750733205.png(455kB, 720x389)the-avocado.png
I have a bone to pick with you and your ugly twin brother for slaying my father, Death. Life picked me as its spiritual landlord, and I've got skeletons hiding in my closet in fear of my mind's eye and this calls for an eviction. Your black magic is going to fried chicken out once this wise cracker is going to crack your skulls and make you come out of the closet.
No.233144
Anonymous
>>233134
Related but nobody gonna bring up the furry vote last round and how there are apparently more fatfags here than furfags?
No.233145
Anonymous
Replies:>>233149
>>233139
Wouldn't happen, people don't change their votes that easily.
No.233146
Anonymous
Image:177750737992.png(19kB, 661x623)TAILS PUNCH.png
>>233067
>>233132
shut up goof
No.233147
Anonymous
>>233144
They often deny being a furry, haven't you heard of "Not a furry but" of course they would vote no.
No.233148
Anonymous
>>233144
But surely there's some overlap? I voted yes in both.
No.233149
Anonymous
>>233145
I disagree. There's a ton of frivolous voters that just wanna see something change or interesting happen.
No.233150
Anonymous
Replies:>>233152
>>233133
This is retarded on multiple levels.
No.233151
Anonymous
Replies:>>233155
>>233142
Seconding, not sure what Neo would think though
No.233152
Anonymous
>>233150
Okay, I also didn't like the team and I always thought the pairing was kinda stupid.
No.233153
NeoAnon !!1gK+19N/ZJu
Replies:>>233154
>>233142
You know, I might consider that. Not sure how much weight the verdict will hold, but why not?
No.233154
Anonymous
>>233153
I mean if Ms. /aco/ 2022 can count as a tourney despite having that low vote count I guess this could too. I'm just sad how uninterested people are about this compared to 2024.
No.233155
Anonymous
>>233137
>>233142
>>233151
> we need to canonize temp's tourney because people were being meta retards
Do you even hear yourselves?
No.233156
Anonymous
Replies:>>233161
>>233152
That's every /cov/ team
No.233157
Anonymous
Replies:>>233166
>>233154
>I mean if Ms. /aco/ 2022 can count as a tourney
imo I never thought that should have counted.
No.233158
Anonymous
>>233154
I thought that didn't count
No.233159
Anonymous
Replies:>>233166
>>233142
>my team lost so they should win, actually
No.233160
Anonymous
Replies:>>233163
Image:177750817123.jpg(72kB, 882x624)nolife.jpg
>233155
No.233161
Anonymous
Replies:>>233164
>>233156
nah i like some of the pairings and think they work better.
No.233162
Anonymous
How does it feel to be stepped on a lego?
No.233163
Anonymous
>>233160
>three replies is every reply
Put your trip on or actually argue against the points
No.233164
Anonymous
>>233161
They are just as dumb as this the Vivzie/Doom team tbh
No.233165
Anonymous
I think it's curious how any time people start protesting something you have some chcuklefuck coming in to mock their arguments.
No.233166
Anonymous
>>233157
>>233159
>the mick is here
Well now we have to canonize the tournament
No.233167
Anonymous
Why do people keep bringing up "too many Vivzie winners" to vote against the characters when we've had three Marvel winners?
No.233168
Anonymous
>>233167
Warner Bros rule these tournaments with an iron fist, Marvel isn't even the best example of this.
No.233169
Anonymous
>>233167
Oy goiym you weren't supposed to mention that!
No.233170
Anonymous
>>233142
Why do people keep saying this is the end? We never voted on that.
No.233171
Anonymous
>>233167
Marvel's an old big comic company. Vivzie is a much smaller less popular specific zoomer franchise.
No.233172
Anonymous
>>233154
The awkward part for /aco/ is that it has it's own weird prototype of Ms. /aco/ 2019. It didn't do well and then nothing happened in 2020 and then people forgot it existed for a while

Zone Tan won
No.233173
Anonymous
Replies:>>233177
Image:177750982332.png(700kB, 1170x1320)mann vs machine.png
>>233067
it's time for nixie to bring out the big guns
No.233174
Anonymous
Replies:>>233234
So Redemption or Death was dealing with metafaggers sabotaging them, people spitevoting for Vivzie in general, and people spitevoting because they won the power hour in 2022? And they still almost won that round?

Strong
No.233175
Anonymous
>>233172
Part of the reason I wouldn't wanna count Temp's things as a /cov/ is it'd make more of a case for counting that weird /aco/ attempt. There's too much of a tendency to try to make everything 'canon" regardless of how small or messy it was.
No.233176
Anonymous
This situation kind of reminds me of how people expect Guts to get spitevoted if there's ever an /a/ male tournament because he won SaiGar
No.233177
Anonymous
>>233173
>153kg of robutt on Heavy's face
Is she trying to kill him???
No.233179
Anonymous
>>233172
>>233175
The difference is that the one from Zone-Tan was finished in a Discord server no one even knows about. At least from prototype /cov/ we have the evidence here.
No.233180
Anonymous
>>233172
A couple of major differences.
>1. That one had discord voting at one point. Huge red flag. Meanwhile the Power Hour wasn't really bad, Temp's had worse tournaments like Tag 2021, it was just weak and had low turnout

>2. We decided not to make /cov/ 2022 canon because people expected it would be memoryholed and not impact much due to the low turnout. That has clearly turned out to be false. A ton of teams created for that (British Substitutes, Don't Trust British Substitutes, Redemption or Death, the Sora-Luz one) stuck around and one of them (Dastardly Duo) went on to win. And we have at least two anons citing it as a reason they spitevoted Charlie. This didn't happen with /aco/ 2019

>3. /aco/ 2019 was so memoryholed it isn't on the wiki at all and basically everyone forgot it existed until a month ago when one anon dug up archives, meanwhile Power Hour 2022 always had a wiki section on the /cov/ 2024 page
No.233181
Anonymous
>>233175
I agree too but then again we made Tag-team 2021 canon too and that was started by Temp, then controlled by two even bigger faggots and then finished by Temp and people still acknowledge Cognito as the winners because of Temp's fuckery.
No.233182
Anonymous
>>233180
>And we have at least two anons citing it as a reason they spitevoted Charlie
Why is this cited as a reason when it's stupid to begin with.
No.233183
Anonymous
>>233181
Cognito were the real winners initially, someone took advantage of a google forms glitch and had one open and flipped their vote last minute to change the winner(which is also why letting people see stuff would be a terrible idea), and then Temp did a temp tier move and decided to keep the polls open longer.

We had 3 shitty hosts that year. Numnuts the BPD vote rigging asshole, Temp the incompetent spergy idiot, and Domino the larper. The Three Stooges. I would have said Domino was the least bad, but if I remember correctly they ended up pretending to be a new anon named Ghost and lying to cover NSA's fuckery who in turn lied on their behalf about being vetted as a new anon. Three Stooges tier year there's a reason it's usually considered the worst tournament.
No.233184
Anonymous
Replies:>>233199
Image:177751088468.png(134kB, 609x623)horess.png
>Come on my friend, let me take you on a journey. Oh we need not go far, we simply need to turn out the lights and...think for a moment.
>Пойдём, друг, позволь мне провести тебя в путешествие. О, нам не нужно далеко уходить, нам просто нужно выключить свет и... Подумайте на мгновение.
Mr. Freeman, part 00youtube thumb
Mr. Freeman, part 00youtube thumb
No.233185
Anonymous
Nothing about this argument feels organic.
No.233186
Anonymous
>>233181
Tag Team was already a succession at that point. It's not as if he started tag team as a tourney out of the blue that year.
No.233187
Anonymous
Replies:>>233190
>>233180
>And we have at least two anons citing it as a reason they spitevoted Charli
My real reason was >>233152 I'd have voted against them anyways.
No.233188
Anonymous
Replies:>>233193
>tourney is up in flames
>meta discussion dominates over campaign
Neo learned nothing from the /tv/ tournaments.
No.233189
Coayynon !hJA5r5.WJw
Replies:>>233203
I'm just gonna put in that /cov/ as a tourney was conceived of independently from the power hour, and it had no bearing on its creation nor was there ever any intent that they be connected in any way.
No.233190
Anonymous
>>233187
It's not as if it came out of nowhere, it was kind of a meme when the pilot dropped. That's still something compared to most of what we get in /cov/.
No.233191
Anonymous
No.233192
Anonymous
Replies:>>233196
>>233181
Tag 2022 wasn't Temp (at least when it moved here) and that still turned out to be a complete disaster like 2021 cause of things like /trash/ brigades and Plunderers taking their loss in the worst way possible among other things
No.233193
Anonymous
Replies:>>233195
>>233188
Are we certain Neo and Rusty are two different people? They act the same
No.233194
Anonymous
Replies:>>233201
What if Neo is Temp under another name?
No.233195
Anonymous
>>233193
It's not like hosts and tripfags have ever lied or tried to obscure their identity.
No.233196
Anonymous
Replies:>>233197
>>233192
>Plunderers
And now we're seeing it again with Charlie losing causing a meta discourse.
No.233197
Anonymous
Replies:>>233200
>>233196
…Could it be Plunderer fags starting shit again?
No.233198
Anonymous
Image:177751189371.png(422kB, 678x328)amy-sally.png
Can you believe that guy? He was obsessed about a guy called Robin Hood. Maybe he was gay for him.
No.233199
Anonymous
>>233184
>Mr Freeman staying out of the drama and just doing his thing
Based
No.233200
Anonymous
>>233197
They both got BTFO in round 1 this year so it's unclear, but it's important to note that the meta arguments with MVC and Critics last year happened as soon as Ruber lost.
No.233201
Anonymous
Replies:>>233211
>>233194
>What if Neo is Temp under another name?
I'm approaching candy bar levels of nickels for how many times I've heard this said for someone
No.233202
It should be me...
Replies:>>233229
Image:177751262007.jpg(9kB, 480x480)It should have been me.jpg
It should be me...
No.233203
Anonymous
Replies:>>233205
>>233189
Why do I not believe this?
No.233204
Anonymous
Image:177751285392.png(2.19MB, 1600x1200)PD cov map.png
>>233067
Hank J. Wimbleton: I guess they literally didn't see that coming.
Postal Dude: Postal Dude and Hank J. Wimbleton win. Flawless victory, fatality. Apparently in round 4 we're going to be fighting some genies. I would request a wish, but I'm afraid that might backfire on us.
Madness Combat 3 Soundtrack: Cheshyre - Calliopeyoutube thumb
No.233205
Anonymous
>>233203
Why Coayy of all people lie?
No.233206
Anonymous
Vote for the Freemen
No.233207
Anonymous
Did Neo ever say he was from /co/? Because it seems weird that a /tv/ anon would be this involved with /cov/.
No.233208
Anonymous
Image:177751302317.png(394kB, 1021x813)1777496878493550.png
Well characters of /cov/?
No.233209
Anonymous
>>233208
William Spaniel
No.233210
Anonymous
>>233208
Tails would vote blue but only so that he can go on to take care of the women himself
No.233211
Anonymous
Replies:>>233215
>>233201
At this point, we're all Temp
No.233212
Anonymous
Replies:>>233221
Image:177751345589.png(75kB, 251x244)Joka seething.png
>>233198
Screw you, you furry pieces of crap! I bet both of you are friends with Klonoa, and you probably also destroyed Tricky's Improbability Drive without him knowing. Now we can never win a tournament!
No.233213
Anonymous
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>>233208
Press the red button...blue button pushers don't survive...Press the blue button...red button pushers survive? W-why press red then? How many people are even pressing these things? Hello???

Brain hurts ~_~
No.233214
Anonymous
Just off the top of my head the list of people who have been accused of being Temp
>Rusty Shackleford
>Birchy
>CheesecakeAnon
>DoctorGreen
>Neo
>Numnuts
>Raven Emoticlone Anon
>That one Ukrainian
>Augie
>NSA
>Guy
>Irishfag
>Ruberfag
>That one DHMIS Duckposter
>Dalefag
Are there any others Temp’s I should know about?
No.233215
Anonymous
No.233216
Anonymous
>>233214
The Temp accusations have been overplayed but I'm more willing to entertain Neo and Rusty being one and the same.
No.233217
Anonymous
Replies:>>233223
Where's Pencil Anon?
No.233218
Anonymous
Replies:>>233219
Image:177751431881.png(2.66MB, 4625x3547)2598407_limehazard_clown-is-dead.png
>>233097
Ugh, what a crybaby. This jackass proudly openly admits he cheats, but when he loses, he gets very butthurt. God, I hate clowns so much.
No.233219
Anonymous
Image:177751461317.png(768kB, 924x1308)dgka6mt-7aa987dc-b514-4342-9dcd-e4dc95be58d1.png
>>233218
That's what he gets for rigging. It will eventually bite him in the ass, and he didn't listen.
No.233220
Anonymous
>>233214
Mom said it's my turn to be tempfag.
No.233221
Anonymous
Image:177751493319.jpg(49kB, 720x480)prince-john-robin-hood-disney-villains-1024487_720_480.jpg
>>233198
>>233212
THEY MUST BE WITCHES! WITCHES!!
THEY WON USING WITCHCRAFT!!

(At least everyone will remember I killed Robin Hood here)
No.233222
Anonymous
>>233185
Nothing about this tournament is organic.
No.233223
Pencil Anon
Image:177751506503.gif(73kB, 220x165)the-simpsons-poochie.gif
>>233217
I have to go. My planet needs me.
No.233224
Anonymous
>>233214
>We carry the flame
No.233225
Anonymous
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You brats are getting heated up for a tournament of who rigs harder!
No.233226
Anonymous
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>>233208
>:( Oh dear… oh dear oh dear. This is exactly the kind of decision that spirals into existential dread. :(
>:) Ooooh, buttons! I love buttons! Press both! Press neither! Press them with style! :)

>i’m impressed. a global dilemma distilled into a single binary choice. humanity really does thrive when reduced to lab conditions.

>:( The rules are terrible! If more than half press blue, everyone survives. But if not… only the red pressers live. That’s… that’s so much pressure. :(
>:) It’s like a party game! Except the prize is… continued existence! Yay! :)

>statistically, this is a coordination problem. the optimal collective outcome is obvious: everyone presses blue. Unfortunately, humans are involved.

>:( Are you’re saying people might pick red just to be safe? :(

>“safe” is subjective. red is the selfish hedge; survive if others fail. blue is the cooperative gamble; live only if enough people trust each other.

>:) Trust fall! But with the whole planet! Wheeee! :)
>:( But what if too many people think that way about red? Then blue loses and—oh no—everyone who trusted dies! :(

>precisely. it’s a delightful blend of game theory and despair. i ran a simulation. Humanity fails 63% of the time.

>:) That’s still a 37% chance of a happy ending! I like those odds! :)
>:( I do not like those odds… :(

>personally, I would press blue.

>:( Really? From what I've gathered out of you I'd imagine you would've jumped at the chance of reducing humanity by half :(
>:) There does seems to be an awful lot of them, they could afford to lose some. :)

>i appreciate the image of myself you've conjured up, but know i'd do it not out of optimism, but but scientific curiosity. survival depends on collective intelligence, i’ve been curious ever since i've come into being whether or not it exists within humanity.

>:) I’d press blue too! Teamwork makes the dream work! :)
>:( I… I think I would also press blue. Though only because you're peer pressuring me. :(

>:how touching. three votes for blue. only several billion more required.

>:) Do you think we can convince everyone? :)

>no. but watching them try will be the closest thing to entertainment i’ve had since the last test subject insisted on hugging a turret.

>:( So the fate of humanity depends on trust… :(
>:) And buttons! :)

>and the comforting certainty that, whatever happens, it will be a very informative failure.
No.233227
Anonymous
>>233214
Neo isn’t Temp. I think Temp probably just quit after being perma banned from /co/. No way he’s NSA either she was all about /v/.

Neo and Rusty being the same guy just hedging his bets and giving himself a backup I could buy though
No.233228
Anonymous
So Glitch and Substitutes are the only campaigners left?
No.233229
Anonymous
Replies:>>233231
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>>233202
Wouldn't it be funny if you lose this round?
No.233230
Anonymous
This shit is rigged
No.233231
Anonymous
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>>233229
That would be hilarious!
No.233232
Anonymous
>>233214
We are all Charlie Temp
No.233233
Anonymous
Trio name: Charlie, Charlie, are you here?
Composed of Charlie Brown, Charlie from Smiling Friends and Charlie Morningstar
No.233234
Anonymous
>>233077
>>233083
>>233089
>>233090
>>233174
>i have finialised our last rounds results, post-analysis suggests the voters believed our opponents were guaranteed to win.

>:) Hooray, what a surprise of results. :)
>:( So they voted for us because? :(

>my conclusion, pity. a desire to avoid what they described as ‘a boring, one-sided stomp.’

>:( Oh. :(
>:) Well! That just makes it more exciting! Underdogs! Surprise victory! Emotional growth! :)

>there is no emotional growth here. only miscalculation.

>:) Miscalculations! The funnest of all outcomes. :)
>:( The crowd does not believe in us. :(

>they will learn to regret their decision.
No.233236
Anonymous
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Mil es Pro wer

d oit. Finish t he job.
No.233237
Anonymous
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>pov: woman
No.233238
Anonymous
Replies:>>233243
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Mr. Freeman, part 05youtube thumb
Mr. Freeman, part 06youtube thumb
If you are to watch nothing else of Мистер Фриман / Mr. Freeman this week, I emplore you to watch these two with the full knowledge at the time some of his fans/followers were making noise on Russian social media and drawing graffiti of his logo, and Freeman received credible threats from the Russian government as a result. And if you enjoy what you see, watch the earlier episodes where he discusses the subjects alluded to here.

Here's the original Russian if you want to watch with subs
Mr. Freeman, part 05youtube thumb
Mr. Freeman, part 06youtube thumb
No.233239
Anonymous
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hueeueheu domestic violence lol
No.233240
Anonymous
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yes
No.233241
Anonymous
Image:177753507799.png(104kB, 419x338)poker face.png
>>233067
the poker players will FLIP when they see this
https://litter.catbox.moe/j2dzug.png no nudity but still not very worksafe
No.233242
Anonymous
>>233107
>The silent chadjority
More like the two guys with 60 accounts each.
No.233243
Anonymous
>>233238
>threats from Russian government
Roskompidor sperging out again?