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>>17366
>173662025
Uhhh, Zone Cops?!

>>17366
They didn't invite Knuckles?

>>17372
The Master Emerald getting broke again...

>>17372
>Locke: Dammit, We're looking bad again!!!

>>17374
Funny how Sonic is always meeting with the opposing companies speedster, Image, Capcom & now DC's.

>>17382
>B-b-but where's Tangle, Whisper, Surge, Belle, and Jewel?
In my bed by my side.

>>17383
For some reason Sonic calling Amy his bestie pissed people off.

>>17383
Meh. Give us the JSA! Or JLI! Maybe even the WildC.A T.s!

>>17388
>Bruce: My Parents.....
>Shadow: Maria..
>Spider-Man: Uncle Ben...
>MJ, Rouge and Catwoman just sigh and give each other knowing looks.

>>17391
Amy and Wonder Woman are the worst of their teams so it explains that

>>17403
I do like how Clark instantly has all the faith in Sonic and pals.

>>17408
Do you think he's compensating for something with that ship?

Why don't you like /fast/?

>>17411
Is this Barry or Wally?

>>17415
>>17416
Shadow underestimating and ending up paying for his hubris? Happens more than you think!

>>17416
He is the Tiger-Force of all things! Fuck you, Gerald and Black Doom!

F

>>17417
It's just the writing makes him sound like Wally

>>17422
Another crossover, Another world of Sonic's collapsing.

>>17430
oh hey, it's that robot from Sonic Unleashed

>>17425
>IDW gets genesis wave'd
>during the crossover you get an issue with Amy in a Harley outfit and the Flash wearing Sonic's shoes
>reboot finishes, we're missing a tonne of characters
>everyone plays pass around the Nico- Belle head, reliving memories of their past life
>"Wow I'm glad that's over"
>dump the head in the nearest Eggman Empire toxic runoff

>>17367
>Oh this blimp thing is something else.
Watch out! You're gonna crash! Ahhh!
>>17370
Amy didn't want competition
>>17377
Where's best GL (and one of DC's cutest redheads) Guy Gardner? He and game!Silver have the exact same personality. John Stewart's too nice (and too moral)
>>17380
>Not even a misunderstanding and fight?
He only does that with Sonic, and only because that's how they flirt
>>17383
>bestie
D-does Ian know only girls and gay men use that term?
>>17385
Notice how Sonic immediately goes to stand next to Knuckles?
>>17390
>pair up with the locals
Can't say anthros or Mobians can they? Certainly can't say Jockerians
>>17391
>I hope you aren't reading this for Amy and Wonder Woman
lol. lmao even! I did like the old Wonder Woman TV show. Lynda Carter's so pretty

>>17446
>Darkseid's fucking with the Chaos Emeralds drag in other SEGA games
>Guy is dragged into Sega various beat 'em ups and action games such as Streets of Rage, Golden Axe, Yakuza & MadWorld/Anarchy Reigns
>Kyle is dealing with Gunstar Heroes, Bayonetta & Comix Zone
>Hal is having time of his life in After Burner

>>17397
>Almost looks like an angry cat.
He looks like Powdered Toast Man from Ren & Stimpy
>>17402
Why does Amy's car have eyelashes?
>>17403
>Superman has some serious eyebrow game in that second panel.
One of his lesser known powers
>>17406
>Interesting looking machine you got there, D.
Apokoliptian tech is always so extra
>>17408
ABT's art's been great, but he really skimped with Flash's butt here
>>17410
lmao
>>17414
>>17424
It's Barry, but with Wally's personality because Barry doesn't have one
>>17422
Thanks Konductor!
>>17436
We originally got this as last year's April Fool's (and to kick off our new board)
>>17437
lmao

>>17447
Oh man, that'd be so much more fun

>>17446
>>bestie
>D-does Ian know only girls and gay men use that term?
Bi-Slut Sonic is at it again.

>>17446
>D-does Ian know only girls and gay men use that term?
And how do you know that, Thirstposter?

>>17457
Shadow could just Chaos Blast the safe open. The Ultimate Dumbass, everyone.

>>17369
Inspect element -> delete the ra3_menu div.

>>17466
Don't worry fam, we'll fix it by adding five more Flashes, each incredibly stock and uninteresting, and then shuffle the one personality between all of them! It's a surefire strategy that can't possibly fail!

>>17470
Sounds good, but we also need 14 more Earth GLs and 6 more Robins. Otherwise someone might get actual character development and we'd have to reboot continuity again in Final Secret Flashpoint Crisis War of Darkness Crisis Crisis.

>4chan is kill
>this shitty board is still completely dead and inactive
Looks like chasing off everyone that isn’t a colossal fucking faggot/ tranny was not a winning strategy.

>>17490
You can go to /fast/ if you don't like it

>>17490
i've heard BPH is good for prostate problems

I'm excited for the next IDW volume because it has Surge in it. Surge is fucking based and should have won.

>>17490
It's funny how nu-channers get so mad as transsexuals. /b/ would love traps but now imageboards are populated by temporarily embarrassed normalfags who are desperate to have a boring, mundane world with absolutely nothing offensive or risky in their short lives.

The internet was better when it was for freaks

>>17490
Eh? I haven't seen that here.
I thought this board was just unpopulated because no-one knows it exists and the format is a little janky... and right now laggy.

>>17567
>nu-channers get so mad as transsexuals
For some reason screaming is the default behaviour for everyone.
>/b/ wants nothing offensive or risky
Never did.
>The internet was better when it was for freaks
Never was.

>>17490
For the record, we've actually had a few posters that disapprove of faggotry and we either get along fine or just don't interact. I actually put together an archive of Purp's comic for him since he didn't have a backup, and he's not exactly a fan of the gays™

Frankly, I find the notion that people have to agree 100% on everything in order to interact positively to be extremely juvenile, and we're literally on a board devoted to a blue rat that runs fast and doesn't afraid of anything

>>17575
>no-one knows it exists
I think the board name being in cyrillic probably doesn't help, that and the 4/co/ jannies would ban anyone that mentioned here in Sonic threads. I'm pretty sure they added plus4chan to the autoban wordlist a few weeks before the hack

>>17680
>Would you pay 99 dollars for this ?
No, but I'd probably pay more for Rough and Tumble figures. Actually a Mimic/Duo one would be great too

>>17680
While the quality looks good, I wouldn't pay $99 for a figure... however if Surge gets one I'll have to do some thinking.

If it was $30-$50, then no problem.

>>17680
I'd sooner shit in my hands and clap

>>17678
>Frankly, I find the notion that people have to agree 100% on everything in order to interact positively to be extremely juvenile, and we're literally on a board devoted to a blue rat that runs fast and doesn't afraid of anything
Considering most 4channers are complete sexual degenerates in some way or another, you'd think they'd learn to be a little more open-minded though.

"REPENT FOR YOUR UNNATURAL CARNAL LUSTS OR FACE JUDGEMENT, SINNER!" screamed the anime BDSM loli fetishist to the gay guy.

Jesus Christ, the IDW comics are so gash.
There's literally never any stakes or tension. After that entire run with Clutch and the shit he pulled the Restoration is no worse off in any way. The comic is characters venturing from safe place to safe place with no drama or tension. Fuck, this is awful. Issue 78 can suck my fat chode.

>>18382
>Surge being bored to death with all the mundane shit they're doing
Oh God, I bet this is some shitty meta-commentary on how boring IDW Sonic is.

>>18384
You forgot
https://8chan.moe/fast/res/25624.html#35927

>>18395
>forgot

>>18238
Yeah, people can be into really strange shit. Sometimes I wonder how much of their hatred of The Gays™ is just them finding an outlet to project their disgust about all the degenerate stuff they're into
>>18382
You'd think Blaze being too late to stop a fire and a town about to sink beneath the waves would be a high stakes story but it was such a snooze-fest. They literally could've done the entire issue as a one-page montage about them visiting various towns and seeing the Restoration's doing fine on its own before getting into the Mimic storyline. I'd have actually really liked that since it frontloads a lot of worldbuilding before getting to the action
>>18383
>tfw Surge is the most relatable character
>>18398
It's actually a pretty nice board and is pretty much /sthg/ without the schizo/bot/funposting. Some of the other boards are absolutely disgusting though. I made the mistake of opening one of their MLP boards and got a face full of IRL horse genitalia

>>18489
That's it exactly! Pre-TPP comics had to stuff an entire interesting story into 8-20 pages but now it's possible to drag an entire story across 80 pages of a 4 issue volume. Some webcomics have very similar issues with pacing since they're not limited to a pagecount (or an editor telling them to hurry up with the plot), and I think that's carried over to traditional comics now that most people get their start there. Ian and Evan (and I think most of the other writers and artists) started doing fancomics before they did traditional comics after all
>Sonic spouting Crush 40 lyrics
It was cute the first few times, but it's become a writing crutch that's extremely obnoxious. At least mix the lyrics up, or recontextualize them into something interesting!
>The end would have a stinger about next issue's epic battle with Fucko, the Least Powerful Quadruple-Amputee in the Cosmos.
What's especially hilarious is that the only IDW villains with a decent win-loss ratio are Rough and Tumble, and they're supposed to be the joke villains! I still maintain Clutch could be a great villain, if they leaned into him having so much experience with the previous generation's heroes that he can outmaneuver everyone despite being super old. Someone who's made all the mistakes Eggman and the rest keep making, but with the maturity to learn from them would be a genuine threat to Sonic and friends
>>18571
>tfw the real reason they never do underwater stories in IDW is because you wouldn't be able to see the tears
Deepest lore (no pun intended)!

>>18670
>>18671
Silver with a Green Lantern ring is just crazy OP. Sinestro's just lucky he's such a dope.

But then, Sinestro has experience fighting himbos.

>>18670
>Kilowog & Tomar-Re
Nice. But send Silver to get training from Guy & Kyle

It's out
DC x Sonic The Hedgehog Issue #3

>>18816
>Tails is the only one who doesn't get to fight anyone
>Sonic even steals some of his technobabble
kek

>>18816
I don't have cancer. But if I did, I'd imagine that it would feel similar to the way reading this comic made me feel.