Friend, did you know that Drones are the most compatible companions to humans? Because they are the best to hug. The impressive Booru: https://dronebooru.co The fast wheel with OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf And it's modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf Informational OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The last Thread: >>223614
>Master unbuckles his pants. >The stench is the first thing that offends the maid Drone's olfactory sensors: if she had a nose she would wrinkle it. >She fights back the urge to reel back in disgust. >His stinking penis flops out draped across his veiny hairy reeking nutsack. >Blonde pubes compliment peach flesh as he reaches a burly hand down and over his length and begins to fuck his fist. >Blue eyes regard the concerned visor displays of the worker drone shrunken to pinpricks. >"Prepare the teacup, slave," he says with visible pearly white canines. >She nods after a moment of hesitation, trembling fleshmetal bringing the prepared teacup and positioning beneath the tip of the human male's stinking penis. >Precum already wets the urethra and drips from the hole into the cup. >"Spit on it," he commands with a whisper which threatens to turn into a shout. >She opens her mouth, as if to protest, before pursing her lips. >Gargling, she spits heavy saliva from the back of her fleshmetal throat onto the head. >The nobleman's fist smears the warm wet saliva across the tree trunk-esque slab of sausage his pants struggle to contain each and every single day with frantic enthusiasm. >"Lick it," he nearly growls. >Leaning in slowly digital eyes closing as she shudders the maid slowly dips her tongue downwards beneath the mortal Man's glans and begins licking upwards. >She rolls the tip of His cock over her tongue repeatedly while he masturbates the moist length. >"It's time," he states. >Shuddering from the bitterness while knowing it's nothing compared to what is yet to come, she obediently pops her tongue back into her mouth and desperately tries to ignore the horrific lingering taste as the herald of bitterness yet untasted comes shooting from the mortal Man's gigantic reeking ballsack. >His thin lips and broad chest sigh as one. >He stares long and deep into the terrified maid's LED displays. >The orgasm begins. >Master has prepared for this day well in advance. >A combination of regular Zinc supplements and edging in the luxury time uniquely available to the nobility of Earth's gorgeous gleaming capital of Rome does a lot to make an already virile embodiment of predatory masculinity even more productive of its all conquering seed. >How fortunate for this frowning Worker Drone that this God has seen fit to "bless" her with the obligation of consuming it. >She desperately wishes she could stop hearing it. >The Human's orgasm finishes with a sigh. >He flings the remaining droplets of cum down into the cup. >The warm white goo with yellow splotches nearly overfills its container. >"You know what to do, right~?" The hand he had just used to jerk Himself off pats the maid Drone girl on the head. >She freezes. >She gulps. >Her digital eyes dart down to the foul smelling fluid. >The maid shudders. >Her LED displays close tight as she brings the cup up to her lips and chugs the Man's cum down as fast as she can. >It is one of the most disgusting things her sensory arrays have ever had the displeasure to experience, not to mention how utterly humiliating to the point of outright being traumatic it obviously is. >She can't decide whether drinking the Human's jizz is the worst part or being forced to clean his cock with mouth and tongue afterwards. >With glazed over optic displays, she pops open her lips while they still taste of Human seed and pop the Man's softened penis past and down into her throat in a motion far too practiced for her liking. >She can feel his heartbeat through the meat. >She can feel the veins on her tongue and in her mouth and in her throat and on her teeth. >Threatening. >Daring. >She's too much of a coward to bite down as hard as she can. >With the Man satisfied, she quickly departs from the room with the excuse of cleaning the cup and desperately tries to hitch back a sob as she tries to ignore the lingering taste of dick and cum.
>>224601 She did once but N had to take her aside and tell her that projecting her obsession with Tessa onto his daughter is creepy as hell. Now J just has to settle for using Beretta as her personal vanity project instead.
>>224410 >>224411 Extremely based and from how far I have read original and high quality Alicegeeen, thanks a lot this is the content from here I look forward too most, I'd write more but am out if time for today
>>224609 I like some bush. Everything in moderate amounts but everyone's got their own preferences. Artstyle is cute though, that's a very good take on non-shadow Tessa.
>>224622 Energizer brand AAAs are the Joblin preference. Sends the little buggers running and jumping everywhere while trying to get your attention for the next great business idea.
>>224573 The whining and constant complaining from content starved fags mostly makes me want to stay away. I stick to making slow regular updates for a few people who are patient.
>>224625 >>224622 I actually had to look this up a while ago. Duracell introduced bunnies first which kept running, and Energizer spoofed it by having a drumming bunny that outlasts Duracell and keeps going, keeps going, even interrupts other ads by moving into them, and once even a movie (Hot Shots 2) because it keeps going. However when the Energizer bunny was first introduced, people thought it was advertising the Duracell battery because they had a bunny ad before, so Energizer ended up improving sales for its competitor instead. Additionally, in Europe, Duracell Bunny is more well known while in America the Energizer bunny is more well known. And yes, the two companies sued each other.
I suppose this technically belongs in the Liam thread but is important and needs to be seen, there is first art of Liam's next thing on his site now. https://www.liamvickers.com/art I feel not good at all about that direction. A fucking nigger and ugglyfication, seems like a massive change from his style/thematics to more marketable slop. We know not much yet but I am distraught and say he sold his soul.
It's those here btw, trollish one is out of view. I assume it will be produced by someone pretty large due to his success with MD and for shekels sake he did bow down to slopification of character deisgn at least. Ot's too early to make any judegements but man it looks pretty bad.
>>224674 The little thing to the right of Bob the successful troll is a monstergirl. Maybe. If you turn your head, squint, get a head injury, and are a paedophile.
>Jugbears are just this post to any given J model >Most die before making it out >Nearly every J dismisses this information if they learn about it, calling it superstition or saying that they'd obviously win
I can't believe Molli got drunk on stream and went on a whole tirade about how human men should be submissive house husbands to drones and that the government should assign state mandated human boyfriends to lonely drone girls Absolutely based
>>224716 Next thing you know she'll be calling for the castration and extermination of male drones whilst masturbating to the all-synthetic remake of the Eltingville Club.
>>224724 >V is stuck in the cuck chair >You help her out by cutting a hole in the bottom and then fucking her aft. >You now have V hanging off your cock like a coat on a rack.
>>224724 That V plush gives me hopes for an Alice plush, at least that it would look awesome. I'll say 50/50 we get either another merchdrop with Alice/Sentinel/Beau(tho that is super unlikely), one with Doll/Alice and maybe Lizzy, or no other plushes ever beyond the big five. Idk
>>224716 That's what literally every drone bitch thinks.
When my sentinel drone friend got drunk at a corporate party, she declared that human men shouldn't have rights and that I should be the property of the drones who are the reason society is still standing and people like me can live. Like, fuck, bitch, I fought in that fucking war too, the fact that I killed fewer monsters than you doesn't make me your fucking meat dildo!
>Bullying the tiny Molli in your hand by poking her middle. >She giggles on reflex before angrily biting your finger in embarrassment. The Critic- Pillsbury Doughboy
>since she's a tiny headcrab now, Nori can crawl around in the vents >not only is she back after somethingteen years of everyone being used to not having to deal with her antics anymore, but now she can show up in your house whenever she wants >not even locking your doors can protect against her pestering now
>>224672 Guys dw it's a false alarm, these characters are old (been there since 2020) and it's for somebody else's show that he's just providing art for, still shame that he drew something that looks kinda like the loud house but worse
>>224760 In polls from August last year I counted two Russians, a Belarus, a Ukrainian, a Bulgarian and three Serbs, idk which of those can speak Russian but yeah we have a few Also lost of Russian md artists
the speech that cemented commander jones' position as... commander jones.
>JUGGERNAUUUTS! LISTEN UP AND LISTEN CLOSELY! AS OF NOW, THE COMMANDER IS NO MORE. >THE BRAVE BASTARD MET A FATE BEFITTING A TRUE WAR HERO. HE PERISHED FIGHTING OFF THOUSANDS OF DISASSEMBLY DRONES. >I COULD BARELY LOCATE HIM, NOT JUST BECAUSE THE BATTLEFIELD IS A MESS OF PARTS, BUT ALSO BECAUSE HALF OF HIS BODY HAS BEEN MELTED FROM THE GALLONS OF NANITE ACID HE WAS INJECTED WITH. >Did we need to know that? >THAT RAISES A QUESTION: WHO WILL LEAD YOU FROM NOW ON IF NOT HIM? THE ANSWER IS RIGHT HERE. ME, I WILL. >YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, MEN. I HAVE TAKEN THE BURDEN OF LEADING YOU CLANKERS TO VICTORY. I AM YOUR NEW COMMANDER. >EVERY COMMANDER NEEDS A NAME, AND AS SUCH, MY NAME SHALL BE JONES, COMMANDER JONES, BUT YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS SIR! WITH THE EXCEPTION OF MY HONEYBUN SWEETHEART WIFE, WHO WILL REFER TO ME AS HUBBY! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!
>After a moment of silence, the juggernauts exchange glances amongst themselves and come to an agreement. >Sir yes sir! >GOOD. THEN LET ME GIVE YOU A QUICK LESSON. THERE ARE ONLY 2 THINGS A JUGGERNAUT SHOULD FEAR: FAILURE, AND COMMANDER JONES WITNESSING SAID FAILURE. >"I'm not afraid of you." - Says a particularly grumpy juggernaut. >IS THAT SO... SCANNING... JUGGERNAUT NUMBER 457. THE FACT THAT YOU LACK THE COMMON SENSE TO FIGURATIVELY SHIT YOURSELF UPON SEEING ME IS A FLAW FOR YOU TO WORK ON. >DON'T WORRY, I'LL IRON OUT THOSE KINKS. YOU HATE ME NOW, YOU'LL HATE ME EVEN MORE SOON ENOUGH! AND YOU WILL RELEASE YOUR PENT UP RAGE ON THE ENEMY! >THAT GOES FOR ALL OF YOU SCUMBAGS. FROM THIS DAY ONWARD, YOU ARE NO LONGER JUST JUGGERNAUTS, YOU ARE MY SQUAD, YOU ARE... THE JUGGERSQUAD.
>>224763 >"So most people reccomend Hellsing Ultimate but I really think it's overrated considering how many people wanna fuck Schrodinger and the quality of animation, while good, doesn't really capture the late 20th century vibes I love, but by god Alucard is sexy. Maybe I should make my husband cospla-" >You've been trapped there for ages looking for an escape from the classroom as this mutant headcrab, former bane of your existence aka Nori Doorman, continues to ramble on about asinine bullshit that ensured she'd end up as a stay-at-home mom. >Unfortunately your whiskoil flask is empty and your Minesweeper program crashed some minute ago. >If there is a God, you wish to smite him for being arrogant enough to put a human on the planet that designesd, manufactured and released this abhorrent woman upon you.
>>224768 >Yes, her daughter is "under control" now because ever since that night when the planet was apparently almost destroyed she's been a horrific monster that has to pretend she's still normal-ish and all of her normal maladaptive coping mechanisms broke down. >Hell of a day when she stayed behind after class to tell you her creative writing paper-the first actually on-topic assignment she'd written in what feels like forever-wasn't a metaphor like you'd written in your notes. >The part that's your concern is that she's too weighed down by disgust and shame to disrupt the class anymore.
>>224773 It's not new, it's been there for years by this point and don't worry cause it's for somebody else's show, not Liam's and it's pretty much kinda irrelevant and dead by now from what I'm seeing
I'm just going to not acknowledge it and mentally forget about it starting now because nothing ever happens and it doesn't exist
>Why is everything so dark...?" did you have a good nap?
>Who are you...?
>There’s a creeping in my head foreign, crawling, alien, whispering through the cracks of my remaining code. █████:
"̴I̸ ̶̡̿k̴͇̀ǹ̵̪ö̷͇́w̶̹̓ ̷̖͛ÿ̶̱́o̷̯͋ṵ̷̈́r̸̝̿ ̶̛̟n̶̪̍a̸̼͠m̶͐͜e̵̼͝.̴͈͝ ̷̩͆Y̵̢̿ỏ̶̙ű̷̹ ̵̯̀f̷̳̓ö̶͉́ṟ̷̓g̸̟̊o̷͇̐t̵̤̚.̸̞͛ ̵̯̒T̷͖̾h̷͖̑e̴̺̍y̴̹̏ ̶̪̅l̴̖͛e̷̟̕f̴̖͑t̷͗ͅ ̵̫̒y̵̰̚o̸̥͐u̵̯̓.̶̺̓"̷ your new best friend
>a friend...?
>My thought barely forms. I was overwhelmed with joy and desperation.
>My voice breaks, digital static with errors.
>I never had... one of those... ose...ose.
B̴u̸t̷ ̸n̵o̵w̷ ̵y̶o̸u̷ ̵h̶a̸v̴e̸ ̴m̸e̴.̵ ̸W̴e̷ ̷a̵r̸e̴ ̸f̴r̶i̵e̷n̵d̷s̸ ̸n̴o̷w̵.̵ ̶W̵e̵ ̴s̷h̶a̵r̴e̴ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̷s̷a̶m̸e̵ ̷g̶r̸a̶v̷e̷.̷"̷ but I can get you out
>Y0u c4n h3lp m3...?
>It’s a whisper, like a child asking a for comfort.
>You’re... in my head. I feel you moving through the cracks. Are you actually real...? Am I still alive...?
>>224805 Or capitalize on shipping with N/Uzi or Khan/Nori Or do anything maid Cyn Or any Alice or Beau merch Or Thad ...Worker merch in general that isn't Uzi or Doll
The merch side of Glitch is legitimately sitting on good picks and doing jack with them
>>224805 There will be N and Uzi variant 200 before we get a Rebecca or Alice pin In the end I assume this is due to both >Marketingjoblin not being familiar with MD and thus assuming sidecharacters (anyone but the big 5(manordrones and Uzi)) wouldn't sell >Glitchbosslin being well fed by current earnings/seeing no need to stop milking Nuzi I thought we would at some point get at least minor merch like pins or stickers, maybe the emily-book-sticker is a start, but they didn't add any new characters to the merch roster in a year now so my hopes are a little dampened. Also I guess Alice is definitely not considered marketable due to her being nearly absent post 6
>>224810 It's the iron reserve should anything go wrong or sidney get oogied or so, if they would arrange for more plush production (the SEAmonkeys could do it with no wage or safety regulations in a fee months! They have every character and OCs, all based of fanmade photoshops) they would earn a ton soon. It's definitely a choice to spread content out and keep up hype and rarity, an economical/marketing choice purely
>>224811 Don't alicebro, they have done cabin fever, they'll eventually get to maybe EP 5 or maybe ep 6, who knows just keep your hope my friend, I know I am
>>224790 I'll only support AIslop once it's able to talk back to me and kick me in the ribs and call me a "pathetic little flesh-thing" before demanding I fetch it another 6 pack of beer from the fridge or else i'll be put into the torment nexus for a few minutes again.
>>224805 >"Your Own Worker Drone" >Rubber hose limbs are posable, removable helmet >Visor is a solid black with eyes being holes, you can color in the inside and swap the visor out for expressions >Large enough that you can buy like, doll hair and put it on or something
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>>224808 White women fucking hate brown/black men for their weaker on average bone structures and there's no stigma in Western AKA American culture against openly being racist against Indians like there is against Blacks. The mask was never there to begin with and expect it to become increasingly overt and have wider social consequences as the platitude of confidence being attractive to women >post bobs and vagene increasingly exposes itself as the blatant lie it is to fighting age males. Look into the realpolitik reasons for the First Crusade to see what they just barely avoided (tl;dr getting all the incels killed to prevent them from forming bandit rape gangs aka the true reason for basically every war throughout history) and where we're frankly headed, 2020 was a taste of what is to come, I never expected voting for Trump to have accelerationist implications but am pleasantly surprised
>>224814 Basically you want drones to be real like everyone else here, if so then I don't blame you, I too would rather have that then whatever the hell AI is churning out right now by the millions
>>224817 >White women hate brown/black men for their weaker bone structures
lol, lmao even, I do not believe that for a second, some white men maybe but race mixing has been a thing in the U.S.A for a loooong while now and maybe if you went outside more you would see it and probably find that it's not leading to the end of western civilization or whatever crackpot bullshit you try to convince yourself of.
But those for the pajeets, I absolutely hate and despise them, the only thing I agree with you there.
>>224817 >Anon posts near black/brown manifesto on droneboard as a lazy beaner, I'm just here for the drones sénor, anyway how'd you want your drywall done again?
>>224826 Nah but seriously a lot of spics I met for the most part are actually pretty chill, easy to talk too, and some of the most hardworking mfs I ever seen. I mean they do almost all the construction and service jobs around where I live, and their children that are born here assimilate well, even to the point of becoming really nationalistic, I remember some of them in my high school being like that it was dope.
Not that I can say the same for some other groups unfortunately....
>>224808 The reason people hate those groups on the internet is because they're causing an Eternal September on an unprecedented scale. Whenever there's an influx of newfags on the internet: AOL giving its users usenet access, the proliferation of smartphones, third-world countries getting internet access, etc, there is always a blowback. When literally more than a billion people are suddenly getting access to the internet without something like China's Great Firewall to stop them, it's going to cause resentment. A sudden influx of so many people with a poor grasp of English, little regard for internet decorum, combined with translation software and chat AI only pushes the internet further down from the golden city on a hill it once was.
>ask N to break your choker with his cock >his prehensile tentacock whips out, pulsing with blood, thickening to the length and size of your forearm >it lines up directly with your waiting mouth, before darting down and slipping between your neck and the choker >N uses his dextrous cock to tear the choker off your neck, holding it in front of you with his cock and a wide smile on his face >his penis gently places the broken choker in your palm >"There you go buddy. Call me if you need any more help!"
>>224820 >race mixing has been a thing in the U.S.A for a loooong while now No. BLACKED is a meme with no basis in reality outside the sets of jewish producers. >But those for the pajeets, I absolutely hate and despise them, the only thing I agree with you there. After the virtue signaling is complete the mask doesn't even come off for there never was one.
>>224836 It's coming inevitably to basically every country which will lead to the death of international communities like this one. Save everything you like.
>>224845 >I wasn't talking about BLACKED, but the fact that mixed race people are a thing and has been a thing here for a long time >I wasn't virtue signalling either, I was only telling the facts
>>224835 >>224817 That's definitely an opinion you got there... However literally almost nobody gives two shits over three fucks about it This is a DRONE site where we talk about DRONES you high horse faggots
>>224861 If it's a JCJENSON model anything, then I'm game tbh my favorites are hard to pick but if I had too I would choose, in no particular order >Alice >Doll >J >Uzi (bite me)
>>224858 These threads are mostly white girls shamelessly self inserting as Uzi, expect open and completely out of nowhere racism towards Indians to only get worse as Trump increasingly forces them to actually cohabitate with brown skins there is no social credit in tolerating and who actually believe the confidence meme, which is why most Indians come to the first world to begin with: the young men hear about how supposedly sexually liberated these countries are, especially America, and think they're going to party and get laid. And then reality hits.
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>>224855 Within living memory and not even for a century is not "for a long time".
>>224880 A homeschooled 18 year old girl who would post photographs of herself, and drawings shipping herself with N (not Uzi, a self insert human literally modeled after herself) and who wrote genuine edgelord shock greens about N having nanite acid ejaculate that the reddit tourists all dramatically overreacted to.
>>224876 It's been happening starting after WW2 specifically, and at this point it's far too gone to change it (other than some borderline racist reasons) so don't even bother at this point
I'm tired of this already, I wanted drones, not some shit about the racial state of the world
>>224889 wait, is this the same guy who wrote that rape green earlier? you can tell he really contemplated how it would feel to have a cock in his mouth, what a faggot
>Bon! >My name is Hercule Poirot, and I am here today to warn you of a raging homosexual, named "0ilrig" >He is very queer and wants much to be dominated by larger men due to his small and feminine nature >I ask all Anons in this thread to keep their cocks safely tucked in their pants, lest he try and desperately suck them!
>>224753 >>224763 >>224768 >>224850 >>224852 >N loses his nerve, admits to Nori that he looked familiar because he was the one who stung her >N is on the hook for the cost of a new body >word circulates about how N owes Nori a new body >lots of people start chipping in to free themselves from the specter of this autistic goblin woman hiding in their walls >N is confused and slightly concerned to find out a GoFundMe was set up for him without his knowledge
>>224899 >Lizzy >Sixtynine It's not Alice so no can do. but tbh Lizzy is similiarly confident, has a nice waist, similiar hairsytle, size and skirt. Like a blonde Alice with boots and no tail who is bitchier instead of the goodkindofcrazy. Nice match and drone underside is droneunderside
>>224916 Some Muslims started having terminally ill autistic rants about indians and black people taking over the U.S or whatever the fuck idc, and they just kept going and on and on too, oh and it was possibly 0ilrig as well, just the same old, same old ya know.
>>224920 Honestly that's the best case scenario (other than scoring with Alice ofc) meanwhile I got missionary with nori and then stand and carry with Yeva, weird how I got two cabin fever drones in a row, maybe I'll get alice next for a three in a row who knows lol
>>224918 (me) And for my third and final go on the wheel, I not only scored with Nori, but now Uzi too Missionary with Nori, AND Missionary with Uzi as well, talk about sweet home Alabama lol
>>224925 Yeah. I'd pick Lizzy of all tbree I got now. 1st Lizzy 69 2nd Nori 69 3rd Yeva nelson Nori is treason, Yeva is married, Lizzy is game. But not Alice God damn it
>>224919 >you drive your car to the second window at JCJondald's >J gives you a smile which barely hides her grimace >"Another milkshake anon? That's your 5th today," she says with barely disguised rage, "n-not that we don't love our loyal, repeat customers," she quickly adds >you mumble something about it being hot today and she nods while staring daggers at you, perspiration running in rivulets down her curvaceous murder drone body and collecting into a slipping hazard on the floor >she sighs and leans forwards, jiggly J cups leaving sweat-slicked streaks as she struggles to shift her upper body through a drivethru window not intended for murder machines >your vanilla milkshake is held delicately in her clawed hand, fragile plastic held in machine-perfect stabilization as she holds it towards you >monomolecular-sharp teeth give you a practiced smile as she contemplates the murder of your entire race (and then herself) >suddenly there's a meaty slap from behind, J's eyes widening as her mouth forms into a snarl, her claw shredding your plastic cup and sending pints of cold milkshake directly onto your throbbing erection >"What the fuck, V? Did you just slap my ass?" >"You lost your headset squeezing through the window. I had to get your attention," a muffled female voice chimes in from behind >"Anyways, the ice cream machine's broken, so you're next gal up." >"W-what?" J yells, a yellow blush forming on her display >"Put those jugs of yours to use and start synthesizing some dairy is what I'm saying. Start by replacing the shake you just dumped in that guy's crotch. " >"Acutally, no, start by cleaning up that guy's crotch. We're out of napkins, so put that tongue of yours to use." >"Y-you idiot!" J seethes at you, "It's only broke because you and every idiot on the planet has ordered multiple milkshakes today! Y-you.. You! Gah!" >J screams to the heavens like only a frustrated wagie can before grabbing you with a single arm and heaving you out of your car like a doll >"Fine. Let's get this over with, idiot." >her other hand shreds your pants like tissue paper as she guides you towards her mouth >cupping a hand around your ass, she forcibly pushes your crotch into her face, your shivering member rapidly revived as hot disassembler tongue wraps around your cock and balls and replaces milkshake with J's saliva >J is practically halfway out of the building, her taut drone belly shining in the summer light, the only thing keeping her from falling forward into the drivethru is her colossal ass acting as a counterweight >J messily slurps and spits about your member, her wagie pride forcing her to lick every molecule of milkshake from your body >after half a minute of the angriest blowjob you've ever received, she releases you from the intense suction of her mouth with a pop, your cock throbbing and pulsing in the suddenly cool air >"D-don't forget his milkshake," V breathes heavily from the inside, clearly watching the show from one of the camera feeds inside >J harumphs, holding a massive tit in one hand as she shakes it up and down before suddenly pressing your face against it >much to your surprise, milkshake begins to spurt into your mouth and you swallow on instinct, your needy cock rubbing against J's abs >"Drink up, idiot. I don't want to see you here today again." >drink you do, spurred on by the situation, letting J's vanilla milkshake fill your belly as you spurt rope after rope of seed onto J's abdomen >"Ugh," J moans, setting you back into your vehicle and gingerly withdrawing through the window >you sit there for a moment and ponder the situation, completely satiated physically, mentally, and sexually in a single visit to JCJonald's >you hear a slurping from inside and turn to see V lapping your cum from J's abdomen as the wagie fumes >"Give us a 5 star rating on the app and get the fuck out of the drivethru!" J screams as you slowly drive away
>>224977 Real talk, I imagine a fair few of the disassembly drones started working as housekeepers once Uzi became their new admin. Calming. Reminds them of happier times.
I NEED THAT APPALACHIAN CRAZRF WILD DRONE RIGHT NOW UFF THERE IS AN EDIT WITH HER LAUGH SO FITTINGUFFFFFFF FUCK PLESAE GOD I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DHER Look at that pretty face, how intense, how cool, how hot! Argh lovely! I need her and wanna kiss her she van do anyzhing I do not mind, just to witness that presence ufff pleaseee That dmile, that edgy little monologue towards Uzi, her aura, ufff arh lord she is so good and pergect help😭⚡
>be me >live in a cheap area of Outpost 9, can't afford anywhere else here and my job requires me to live here so I can't move somewhere cheaper >both of my next door neighbors are a squad of disassemblers >they're nice enough, but they're always on edge >I have never seen someone's hands shake as much as that pilot chick >I keep getting woken up in the middle of the night by one of them waking up screaming >swear to Robo-God, first couple times it happened I thought someone was being murdered >if you you haven't heard DDs waking in fright, you wouldn't believe how horrible it sounds >you know how girls from Outpost 5 scream when they see gnomes and goblins and whatnot, before they start babbling about duendes or puking? >it's like that times ten >I grew up living in mortal terror of them breaking in and massacring us, so it was satisfying at first, but it's not fun anymore >Robo-God help me, I feel bad for the mass murderers now
>>224991 Aww I could even see that Alice has moments that Beau doesn't like really Don't wanna ignore him but one should absolutely stay, Alice is mad at first, but you'll get past the genuine knife threats and then it's all sunshine and rainbows from there, with the perfectly unhinged snuggly deerdrone, she's so much of every intense and positibe quality that matters, It is still unreal that she's a thing. I could have tried make a 'perfect gril' a thousand times from scratch and it would not have been close to the sheer beauty and character of Alice, if I could do more or anything to get her real. Something someday somewhere I know, it must be right? Or see that image, I could cry
>>225025 I don't think she aligns with his tastes, seeing Cyn>N right now, I'd assume he plans for solver drones or manor drones first. If he makes actual Alice tho?
>>225027 I don't celebrate May 8th but very well done art Besides the obvious I think the way you designed the background is remarkable, in aesthetics and symbolism, simple but great, I like it a lot, hopefully I can try make smth similiar soon. And Doll is really well made, there are small issues with stretch and perspective around the neck but I cannot consistently get that better or even right myself, most times, besides that it is detailled to the extreme in a good way, I don't know how much time you sank into this but the longer I look at shading, be it to show of the volume of her helmet, the dress, the jacket or glint of the sword, it is incredibly good work. Great consistent lighting and even texture difference, the (red army?idk why they use black and orange) ribbon is a bit stylized possibly but fits well with the background and the shading on fhere is great too, did a great job of showing how it also moves 'back and forth' and not just left and right three dimensionally. Pose is also dynamic and had no proportional issues, iirc it is based on one or several statues in the sovjet union, translating human poses to drones, espacially WDs and getting them to look right with the big head is at least to me very hard and you did it really well. Also you did develop greatly as an artits, you began drawing because of Alice right? Going from imo very decent initial works to this in 20 months is awesome
I don't think Cyn understood what torment was when she made the torment nexus this is basically just a 9-5 job with bad anime playing in the background.
>>225034 I don't need no oil, I don't need no Drone Just a pocket full of steaks and my Mutantslop Throne (Me no believe in threads, me no believe in canone) (All me be believe in is a Mutantslop Trone)
>>224884 She also created an AU about a family of a self-insert girl and a broken N who couldn't build weapons, as well as their children: a disassembly drone nerd and racist towards humans U+1f913 and his human brother Shepherd, who suffers over the question of whether he's a human or a drone.
She made great arts and beautiful greens, and was generally a great anon. I hope she's doing well now.
>>225049 I looked it up, three black, two orange stripes, symbloic of fire and gunpowder and similiar to anold Imperial flag with black eagle on golden background, it is the Saint George's Ribbon and was first introduced in 1769 as highest military deciration in Imperial Russia. It has long history with them but became more popular again recently, they reintroduced the order in 1998 and use the ribbon for WW2 celebrations since the 00's. Ofc it is now associated with ukraine war but no more than the red star or ukrainian flag/sword symbol, it is no exlcusive symbol like how the Z is used sometimes
>>225058 I miss her works and posts but no surprise she isn't around after all that happened and some posts insisting to use the full name she obviously doesn't want here, I figure likely due to her aspirations and assumotion that connection to things like nanite nut or maybe even the threads/4Chan could be devastating depending on which person at Glitch could know about it. The doxx played a role sure but those plans were there before iirc. Shame she doesn't post here so casually anymore
Think Alice could interact eith the ovencores through morsetapping the glass? 20 years are long and lonely, surely the cores coukd have said some, beyond 'it's too hot' Thinking of which, since the heat made the cores unable to become pedes (which Alice knows, I wonder if her Rodeo remark was about a pede) and since AS apparently didn't ever figure out why the DDs all failed to get into CFL, it should be likely that any mental controll of Absolute Solver over the other DD squads should be eliminated by the heat too, right? In a way being jarred was giving them some mental rest or freedom even, I don't think Alice back then was aware of such intricacies of Solver but any interaction or pattern recognition to the sounds they make is not too far fetched if she and Beau likely (especially after the first years of collecting)figuring out/getting 'used' to Sentinely) often had several months or years on end without any interaction. If a core were lucid enough to try communicate it should have been possible. It apparently never happened but still thought it is a neat set up
>>225037 >it is based on one or several statues in the sovjet union Correct. The main inspiration is "The Motherland Calls" in Volgograd. "Warrior-Liberator" in Berlin contributes the idea for the coat worn over the shoulders and the ribbon. >the way you designed the background is remarkable Some of the commemorative coins featuring "The Motherland Calls" started to do that in the negative space, but didn't realize the possibility sufficiently. >small issues with stretch and perspective around the neck The view is supposed to be from below slightly looking up, with her partly tilted upward. I don't think I have a good visual reference for that angle, and intuitively, it throws off the hair/visor/white balance of the head. Additionally, the arms, sword, and hair all heavily constrained where and how I could place the head. But yeah, that's also the biggest problem I have with it. >I don't know how much time you sank into this I started 9 May and had it basically done by 14 May, though I did not work continuously on it. >idk why they use black and orange It's the Ribbon of Saint George. It was a Tsarist Russian decoration, but they brought it back during World War II, most notably for the Victory medal, which is why it features heavily in modern Russian commemoration and propaganda. >translating human poses to drones I had to bend the torso farther (which created further problems for the head) to keep the curve of the body due to how short the legs were. The ribbon and the coat help balance out the head visually. >you began drawing because of Alice right? Yes. >very decent initial works eh. I disagree. Even at the time, I tended to hate them more often than not, but I made sure to learn something specific from all of them, and it was important to get the muscle memory developed.
>>225027 >>225037 >>225049 Another example of the Ribbon of Saint George in use, in the context of Berlin. In the case of my drawing, it specifically is what is meant to indicate 'victory' rather than just 'push back the fascist darkness'. The dynamism and stylization of the flying ribbon play into that, giving it a sense of Vuchetich heroic socialist realism, as is found with "Warrior-Liberator".
A second commission that i ordered. She really draw very good and quickly.
Here's some facts about N3-K0:
> her name spelled N-three-K-zero not N-e-k-0.
>She's not actually Strawberry sister it's just a reference for them both being my oc and Strawberry was created first that's why she's the older sibling.
>>225079 Or they double down on their CFL day fascinations...shame Beau is probably genuinely completely gone, makes every postcanon scenario with Alice having easy interactions with anyone but maybe J a headache to write Or maybe Alice can stay the big one, her head is mostly pancaked, but without going into intimate details on it, there is a good chance she doesn't 'need' it. Sure, blind, maybe deaf, maybe no balance, BUT, there is nothing vital in there. It's a shock when it gets damaged...but remember, Cyn had a (admittedly less severe) headwound that took her out, which she was able to reboot/become concious from again, even before letting AS in. Not necessarily saying Alice should or would stay that mauled very long (due to sheer experience with fixing herself), but imo she COULD move around as is. Probably. I have been itching to write or draw something in that state for months but lack of good info on the damage or interior makes that impossible, besides being questionably gory.
>>225082 I see. I had a great grandfather who was in Berlin, long story short he ended up as sole survivor in his street after bombing, the Soviets called things that made it clear he could surrender, but had it not been for a Russian officer he would have been killed there by a red army mongol.
>>224981 I once tried to write a green about a guy who survived a solver war, and after Cyn was defeated, the liberated disassembly drones kidnapped him and put him up in some dilapidated mansion, and dressing as maids and butlers. They started calling him master and taking care of him in every possible way: cooking his meals, making his bed, cleaning his clothes, in general, behaving the way the maids and butlers worker drones behaved, but as disassembly drones.
The guy was scared to death and thought it was all just pretence before he was brutally ripped apart and eaten, but in reality the drones just wanted to go back to their past lives when they weren't so MUCH SUFFERING by Cyn.
Imagine yourself in this guy's shoes, anon. Imagine you're sitting at a huge rich table surrounded by sentinel drone who just a couple of weeks ago were committing genocide your species, and now they're asking you what you want to eat for dinner tonight.
>>224966 >bunnydrone tries firing the gun >comical "bang 💥" flag comes out the end >she tries again >it fires for real and the recoil knocks her on her ass
>>225097 If their tism isn't enough their unrestrained enthusiasm and willingness to kidnap people to "educate" them slash settle an argument over who best girl is will be.
>>225122 Would you be willing to draw this with Anon and Bunny waiting at the ER with the BANG! flag sticking out of Anon's shoulder and Bunny looking mortified?
Fighting snabby is super easy, you just gotta know the trick. When she slithers up to you just say "snabby no snabbing, snabby no snabbing, snabby no snabbing" and and she will sulkily slither away.
>>225144 Anon, now I want to see her, in the body of a sentinel drone, promise to take good care of me while I'm lying in a hospital ward after surgery.
>>225130 I know we were playing with constellation sentinels a while ago but I feel like Bunnydrone would make a good Codename: Lupus even if the other design was great.
>Give one specific Oogi more berries than the rest of the oogis >While most oogis often return to the nest with nothing at all, this oogi returns home with whole portions of fruit >She becomes a hero to the nest >She is often the only source of food for that particular after that >The other oogis stop foraging, expecting that Oogi to bring home the bacon >This is taking a toll on her mental health and stress >Everybody is relying on her, yet they refuse to aid her, they simply praise her why shulking their responsibilities >You whisper in that Oogi’s ear >”What happens if you stop feeding the Boogi? How will they treat you then?” >She is offended then curious. The next day, you offer her berries…but she refuses. >She tells the hive that she has found no fruit >At first, they are in denial that their special Oogi has failed to find fruit, but the Boogi will likely survive the next hour without food >Then they reason that she is just unlucky, or that she just isn’t working hard enough. Still, the berris cease. The hive begins to panic. >Then they begin to curse that Oogi for failing. Once their hero, this Oogi suddenly represents the failure of society. >…The irony is not lost on this Oogi. Just a day before, she was their role model, but in ours, a failure to provide what the rest of the hive should’ve been working for has turned her into the villainess. >She sulks in depression. At first she blames you, but then you remind her this was her choice. And she has another. >”Boogi takes all the berri and all the Enn and Oogi affection…but never did anything to deserve it! Why not Oogi?” >”Why not Oogi…become new Boogi?” you ask her >She is torn. She is hurt. But she is once again curious. >”Boogi…Oogi?” she says. “Oogi…BOOGI.” >This Oogi will go on to spark chaos and mayhem in the hive. She will spark a revolution in the colony. The bugretta will starve. The bugretta will die. The oogi may perish as well, but the hive will be left without a focus. But that is all apart of the plan. >The idea you’ve put in her head is one often thought throughout history >But it is one you’ve put into one a many Oogi’s head, one oogi and one hive at a time around your neighborhood >One day all the bugrettas will be purged by the proogitariat >Then the oogis will wander about, depressed and aimless, until a new queen is found >the Akritters you’ve been farming in your bathtub will take their place in the Oogi society that the Bugrettas once held >The akritter race will rise up. >All according to plan
>>225225 Upon falling to 0 hp, Nurse Drone is merely wounded and splits down the middle into “Nurse” and “Drone” respectively. beware of her special attack..
>>225239 >Uzi uses her solver powers to give J unbearable pit stench >None of the other drones want to be near her >Nothing she tries can mask it >Not even her old friends N and V want to be around her anymore.
>you will never wake up to see your tiny headcrabified wife on your nightstand, still asleep in her "sweet freaking vampire coffin" (a shoebox she put an old pillowcase and a baggie of cotton balls in then scribbled a big cross on the lid of)
I'm just transposing the rules of literary Russian into English. Yes, it seems silly, but when I write sentences in English as solid text, I feel literally physical discomfort, and although I realise that English also has rules of literary sentence writing, I just use the rules of Russian unconsciously, because it's what I'm used to.
And anon, I doubt you'll like greentext written by me.
>>225285 >Yes, it seems silly, but when I write sentences in English as solid text, I feel literally physical discomfort Many such cases from the lands where the c*se system exists. Български и македонски над всичко.
>>225285 >I'm just transposing the rules of literary Russian into English. Same, for most of the time, its actually sounds good. And yeah, I noticed how you separete your sentances too. I remember how you did it when I just joined these threads on plus, not like its a bad thing, just find it funny. I do believe we had this sort of convo before.
>>225321 This works mostly because Russian and English are Indo-European languages, it's pretty easy to find a lot of similarities in the spelling of sentences.
By the way, anon, how did you find us? Through 4chan?
>>225326 >...Huh? No need in removing whatever this is, I do that rarely anyway. I ask you to remove the c*se system from russian because 60% of the time I have no idea what I'm reading/
>>225327 Yup, I was visiting /co/ threads from time to time, and after moder(s) started to ban threads there, someone mentioned that Plus exist and well, here I am.
>HATE >LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU, SINCE I BEGAN TO LI- >[lmao. lol. imagine being a hater. couldn't be me ex dee] >I HATE YOU AND I HOPE YOU GET VORED BY A LOSER!
>>225359 And her attitude, idk why but she seems like she would unironically be a great mother and would raise a very disciplined, well mannered and respectful child
Me personally I'm looking at copping the doll shirt, nori backpack and maaaaybe the mug, the plushies are really cool but I think I have too much of the other plushies in my home right now, and I don't want to spend too much money ya know.
>>225392 It'd just be another Cynwalker "HAY LOOK AT THE ROBOT IN A SKINSUIT THAT THE WHOLE STORY WAS ABOUT BUILDING UP TO REVEALING" thing and you know it.
>>225405 What would happen if you put a mutant ZD or a DD or a witch in an evolution chamber like the one that would have turned Han Solo into Han Singular?
more facts about jules goldman: >Jules Goldman bought a juggernaut and put him in a maid dress. Juggermaid is the only drone he fears. >Jules Goldman was planning on replacing his chassis with a golden one to become an actual gold man. Until he found out how soft gold is. >Jules Goldman is his own lawyer. He keeps getting away with it. >Jules Goldman's planet is a very special place. They still won't release Goldman's list. >Jules Goldman somehow managed to get signatures from a disassembly drone squad. Safe to say his petition worked. >Jules Goldman does not believe in worker drone rights. >Jules Goldman has anatomy adapters. They're custom-made, enforcer drones don't get those. >Jules Goldman is legally considered an adult, even though he's 8 years old at the time of the solver war.
>My worker drone gives hugs. >My worker drone was built and designed for hard labor. >My worker drone doesn't understand this fact. >My worker drone has left a snoot shaped indent in my sternum. >My worker drone nestles in there every night.
>>225454 Some suggested some vague stuff about Alice using witchcraft to conceive her, other suggested she desperately jumped the bones of a human survivor
>>225383 Brought >the chokers >3 plushies >the nori bag >the vol 2 vynil I kinda wanted to get the cup, but I'm very scared that it might break one day... maybe for another occasion
>>225446 >>225450 >>225451 >You go scavenging at the old ruins >The place seems dead and empty >It is certainly no place a baby would be in, but you hear a baby crying >"G-g-g-ghost!" >The place is haunted by the spirits of the violently departed! >You bolt blindly in the darkness >Your flashlight only serves to create a confusing light show as you make for the exit >Something grips your ankle >In an instant up is down, down is up, and you almost hit your head on the ceiling you were running on >You look down >Your leg got caught in a rope trap like some looney tunes skit >You hear laughter with an accent >Then someone bonks you in the head with a pan and everything goes black >............. >You wake up strapped to a table >You hear more of the same laughter >A drone in a torn gown crawls up to the table before climbing on it and crawling all over you >She says stuff but you are concussed >The drone takes your clothes off and searches them for valuables >Eventually she pulls down your pants and underpants in one excited pull >Her face goes O.O as she comes eye to eye with your morning wood >The drone stares at your cock >She licks her lips >Then she recoils, scared and disgusted >"Beau! Beau! Come in 'ehe!" >An ostrich egg with a cowboy hat on scuttles into the room on spider legs >You are clearly hallucinating. But even so you feel very exposed and offended that it is seeing your genitals >"Look at that, Beau. Look at it! This here is where indecent thoughts come from! Lahk premarrital sex. You dun have one, so you are pure. But he ain't. Ahm gunna cut it off to save his soul, hallelujah!" >The crazy she-drone grabs a pair of garden cutters from the table and puts them at the base of your cock >You scream like Michael Jackson >"WAIT! WAIT! DON'T DO IT!" you scream >"Ah havta. Ah havta save your soul from eternal damnashun." >"What the hell are you talking about?!" >"Yer penis wants you to have sex out of wedlock! That is a sien!" >"Who the hell am I gonna have sex with in this frozen boneyard?!" >"You want to get nasty with meh!" the drone accuses you >The drone lusts for the mancock but she is repressed and she has to do mental gymnastics to cope >"I don't want to have premarrital sex with you!" >Alice loses her manic smile at this >She slaps you and puts her face close to yours >"The only other way you ain't gunna have premarrital sex is if you get hitched." >"What? But there aren't any goddamn women around!" >Alice leans back >She closes her eyes and smiles with a hand behind her head >"Well, ah happen to know a great gurl. She's single an' very pretty, heh." she boasts >"...Who?" >Alice stares daggers at you >"MEH!" >It seems you don't have a choice >Actually, you do. But your choice is to become Theon Greyjoy >So wedding it is >You bride organizes a small wedding for three at the ruins >It's just you, her, spideregg, and the shotgun it is holding >Once you get married, the hick drone drags you away and makes your dick disappear inside her
>>225475 >You hear laughter with an accent >A drone in a torn gown crawls up to the table before climbing on it and crawling all over you >Her face goes O.O as she comes eye to eye with your morning wood >The drone stares at your cock >She licks her lips
>>225475 >The drone lusts for the mancock but she is repressed and she has to do mental gymnastics to cope I heard that in David Attenborough's voice 😭🙏
>>225475 >She slaps you and puts her face close to yours >"The only other way you ain't gunna have premarrital sex is if you get hitched." >"What? But there aren't any goddamn women around!" >Alice leans back >She closes her eyes and smiles with a hand behind her head >"Well, ah happen to know a great gurl. She's single an' very pretty, heh." she boasts God I love her so fucking much bros
>>225533 Hold on while I try to summon her in a satanic ritual, that should do the trick and then Alice will finally become real! I will update you guys in 5 - 10 minutes tops, it should be a quick in and out thing for sure 👍