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No.223614
Murder Drones #223Anonymous
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You are Man, anon, and Man - this sounds proudly!

Booru: https://dronebooru.co
The twisting wheel with OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
And it's modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The last Thread:>>222587
No.223617
Anonymous
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No.223619
Anonymous
Replies:>>224204
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Tired: Godwife
Inspired: Ghostwife
No.223620
Anonymous
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Someone took "Go fuck yourself" literary
No.223621
Anonymous
Replies:>>223680>>223682
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>walk past your secretary L's desk
>hear some serious typing going on
>not only are her two mechanical hands typing at a machine gun pace, but she has a disembodied worker drone hand in her tongue that she's also using to type
>she gives you a wink as you stare
>keenly aware of the tightness in your trousers, you excuse yourself to your office
>see several thousand unique emails to you from L, ranging from lovesick poetry to horny descriptions of what she wants to do to you
>she's typing them almost as fast as you can read them
No.223622
Anonymous
>>223614
Goatse flag
No.223623
Anonymous
Replies:>>223634>>223638
>>223583
Good.

fleshdrone x Maleanon. Now.
No.223624
Anonymous
Replies:>>223627
Goodnight, American anon.
No.223625
Anonymous
Replies:>>223627
Goodnight anon
No.223626
Anonymous
Replies:>>223628>>223642>>223676>>223717
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No.223627
Anonymous
Replies:>>223637
>>223624
>>223625
burger
No.223628
Anonymous
Replies:>>223629>>223676>>223968
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>>223626
No.223629
Anonymous
Replies:>>223630>>223676
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>>223628
No.223630
Anonymous
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>>223629
No.223631
Anonymous
Replies:>>223632
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>>223630
No.223632
Anonymous
Replies:>>223633
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>>223631
No.223633
Anonymous
Replies:>>223635
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>>223632
No.223634
Anonymous
Replies:>>223641
>>223623
my turn to lewd
No.223635
Anonymous
Replies:>>223636
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>>223633
No.223636
Anonymous
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>>223635
No.223637
Anonymous
>>223627
Bulba.
No.223638
Anonymous
Replies:>>223653>>223664
>>223623
>Fleshdrone thinking about how he's the Solver's gift to human women
>A human man materializes behind him
>"Nice meat. Bet you have a prostate somewhere in there."
>Fleshdrone runs for dear life
No.223639
Anonymous
Who is flesh drone?
No.223641
Anonymous
Replies:>>223645>>223651>>223698>>223705
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>>223634
DRAW FASTER
No.223642
Anonymous
>>223626
neco arc dilemma (meow) extendedyoutube thumb
No.223643
Anonymous
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No.223644
Anonymous
Goodnight anon
No.223645
Anonymous
Replies:>>223646>>223651>>223674>>223698
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>>223641
I'M SORRY
No.223646
Anonymous
>>223645
naughty fleshfaggot... needs correction.... 💢💢
No.223647
Anonymous
Direduck ran into DT and got to see the cyn bot
We got Fitzy to meet Cyn IRL!youtube thumb
No.223648
Anonymous
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No.223649
Anonymous
Replies:>>223650
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What does it taste like?
No.223650
Anonymous
>>223649
I'd say that depends on what she eats so probably fucking awful
No.223651
Anonymous
>>223641
>>223645
Drones are dozens of times more powerful than humans, so he will keep you in his strong arms, anon.

But that won't stop you from showing him the power of humanity, will it, anon?
No.223652
Anonymous
Replies:>>223655>>223659>>223697
>/md/ - Murder Droids
>these arn't the drones you are looking for
LMAO
No.223653
Anonymous
Image:174781654272.jpg(40kB, 720x405)Run Bitch Run.jpeg
>>223638
No.223654
Anonymous
Replies:>>223657>>223663
Can anyone tell me about the new OC?
No.223655
Anonymous
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>>223652
>The Singularity
No.223656
Anonymous
Replies:>>223658
>two threads numbered 223
Get some sleep or have a drink before you make a thread OP.
No.223657
Anonymous
Replies:>>223666
>>223654
Who are you talking about? The fleshy drone?
No.223658
Anonymous
Replies:>>223661
>>223656
I'm disgraced.
No.223659
Anonymous
Replies:>>223668
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>>223652
No.223660
Anonymous
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Drone uppies!
No.223661
Anonymous
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>>223658
It happens, we're not perfect.
No.223662
Anonymous
Replies:>>223665>>223681>>223683>>223691>>223703
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No.223663
Anonymous
Replies:>>223684
>>223654
baaaasically
>FLESHDRONE IS A CO-OWNED DRONE
>COVERED IN FLESH OF SOLVER CORES THAT WERE ABSORBED
>ALSO LIKES HUNTING DRONES AND MODIFYING OTHER DRONES AGAINST THEIR WILL
>Laikin thinks of himself as a bit of an artist actually
>HE'S ALSO ONE OF BUNNYDRONE'S ONLY FRIENDS

he was actually just a boy drone just based on alice but me and a friend liked him enough to wanna draw him more
No.223664
Anonymous
>>223638
Actually, maybe he has more than one.
Only one way to find out.
No.223665
Anonymous
>>223662
Astigmatism…
No.223666
Anonymous
Replies:>>223667>>223669
>>223657
I've been gone for a month break and wondering who are the new oc
No.223667
Anonymous
>>223666
Like all the new ones?
No.223668
Anonymous
>>223659
kek
No.223669
Anonymous
>>223666
He's a little rascal who needs a spanking from anon on his juicy, meaty drone arse.
No.223670
Anonymous
Replies:>>223671>>223672>>223675
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The only Oc in the past month worth caring about is Aspergers
No.223671
Anonymous
>>223670
Apple fritter
No.223672
Anonymous
>>223670
Alabaster Meth
No.223674
Anonymous
>>223645
Ouygghh it’s based
No.223675
Anonymous
Replies:>>223677
>>223670
Is she a solver mutant?
No.223676
Anonymous
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>>223626
>>223628
>>223629
The prophecy
No.223677
Anonymous
Replies:>>223678
>>223675
Her name is NOT Asolvermutant!
No.223678
Anonymous
Replies:>>223679
>>223677
Then what is she?
No.223679
Anonymous
>>223678
Antidisestablishmentarianist
No.223680
Anonymous
>>223621
kek
No.223681
Anonymous
>>223662
KEK
No.223682
Anonymous
>>223621
SD-L!

Thank you, anon, awesome short green.
No.223683
Anonymous
>>223662
Kekl.
No.223684
Anonymous
Replies:>>223685
>>223663
Congratulations.

You've created a new U+1.
No.223685
nta
Replies:>>223686
>>223684
not really
No.223686
Anonymous
>>223685
It's a joke. A gay joke.
No.223687
Anonymous
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This is the most cursed abomination ever. I'm going to bleach my eyes.
No.223688
Anonymous
Replies:>>223689
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Full nelson Tessa
No.223689
Anonymous
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>>223688
No.223690
Anonymous
Replies:>>223693
>switch, tammfk and fleshdrone have been captured by the police and are bought to trial for their cannibalistic crimes
>the verdict? capital punishment for the three
No.223691
Anonymous
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>>223662
thank you el bee see
No.223692
Anonymous
Replies:>>223694>>223712
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>>223568
Based Emp Tessa
No.223693
Anonymous
Replies:>>223699
>>223690
>"Actually we just wanted you to pay for these overdue parking tickets."
No.223694
Anonymous
Replies:>>223767>>223817
>>223692
>>223568
praise be to god emperor Tessa
J shall sacrifice thousands of oogis for her
No.223695
Anonymous
Replies:>>223696
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We need an O5 council Tessa. Just look at the similarities.
No.223696
Anonymous
>>223695
Does the black moon howl?
No.223697
Anonymous
>>223652
Laughing at your own jokes is buenoy as fuck
No.223698
Anonymous
Replies:>>223700
>>223641
>>223645
THIS DRONE IS HUNGRY FOR HUMAN COCK
No.223699
Anonymous
Replies:>>223702
>>223693
drones dont pay for parking tickets, theyre too short to drive
No.223700
Anonymous
Replies:>>223704
>>223698
A drone hungry for human cock?
Next you’ll tell me water is wet
No.223701
Anonymous
Replies:>>223709>>223725
https://strawpoll.com/X3nkPDKV5gE
Reposting the poll from last thread.
No.223702
Anonymous
Replies:>>223707>>223710
>>223699
Only workers are the ones who unironically need booster seats in the face of no chair mods.
Disassemblers and other variants do just fine.
No.223703
Anonymous
>>223662
Cute
No.223704
Anonymous
Replies:>>223726
>>223700
BUT ITS A BOY DRONE THIS TIME
No.223705
Anonymous
>>223641
What’s with his head thing
No.223707
Anonymous
Replies:>>223708
>>223702
but workers wouldn't be able to reach the throttle with a booster seat
No.223708
Anonymous
Replies:>>223711
>>223707
They can plug into the car with a USB and all they need then is some way to see over the dashboard.
No.223709
Anonymous
Replies:>>223715
>>223701
I like Eleanor best. it sounds like an older woman's name, can be shortened to Ellie, and it imo it fits well with Hawkshaw.
also E. Hawkshaw, Private Eye sounds better than the other initials
No.223710
Anonymous
>>223702
Switch is the same size as a DD thanks to her modified body so standard WDs would need a booster seat.
No.223711
Anonymous
>>223708
They can see through the dashcam
No.223712
Anonymous
>>223692
Yeah, my freind made another piece of god empress of mankind Tessa
No.223713
Anonymous
Replies:>>223730
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>Please eat me
No.223714
Anonymous
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No.223715
Anonymous
>>223709
I also like Eleanor the most.
No.223716
Anonymous
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>>223355
>>223458
fucking BASED
No.223717
Anonymous
>>223626
Well thats an unexpected crackship
No.223719
Anonymous
Replies:>>223720>>223724>>223908
>"My friend wants to know if you killed her family... and are single."
Rebecca was almost certainly talking about herself there.
Wonder who adopted her after her parents got vampire-murdered.
No.223720
Anonymous
>>223719
Yeah
No.223721
Anonymous
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What are the average sizes of worker drones, disassembly drones and sentinel drones? And how much can they diverge from the average?

I need this for research.
No.223722
Anonymous
Replies:>>223772>>223778
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No.223723
Anonymous
223 223!223!223!223!😳💔
No.223724
Anonymous
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>>223719
probably him, probably a relative
No.223725
Anonymous
Replies:>>223764
>>223701
Which name is winning? I can't check the results for some reason.
No.223726
Anonymous
Replies:>>223728
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>>223704
It never made a difference:3
No.223727
Anonymous
Replies:>>223729>>223731>>223733>>223739
>>223721
WDs seem to be 4'9-5'2 with the female/male divide (With the exception of Uzi coming in at 4'2 if that early build is to be believed.)
DDs are less defined. I think it was speculated N was about 5'10 (with hat) but about 5'7 w/o. But then there was that Barbie mugshot promo they did with a height chart that apparently put him at 6'2.

Sentinels? I have no clue. Ask Phoenixanon. Most depictions seem to place them as 7'0 giants.
No.223728
Anonymous
>>223726
fugue is for fug
No.223729
Anonymous
Replies:>>223732>>223739
>>223727
look how tiny n looked compared to the dude he killed in the flashback, he is NOT 6 foot 2
No.223730
Anonymous
>>223713
I don't eat fucking metal.
No.223731
Anonymous
Replies:>>223736>>223737>>223739>>223828
>>223727
>WDs seem to be 4'9-5'2
Judging from that model contrasted with Uzi being 5'0" and the heights on the missing person posters in episode 3, the WD height range is 4'2"-5'2", with the lower end of the range being most common and anything beyond 5'0" being extremely rare.
No.223732
Anonymous
Replies:>>223739
>>223729
Like I said, it doesn't seem to be clearly defined for DDs. Especially N.
No.223733
Anonymous
Replies:>>223737>>223739
>>223727
>that apparently put him at 6'2
I read that mugshot meme as N being 6'0".
No.223734
Anonymous
It’s a shame how Pauline died in that electrical fire
No.223736
Anonymous
Replies:>>223738
>>223731
Seems strange for a uniform build of a disposable robot.
Unless the 2nd generation of worker drones were intentionally given height variance in their chassis' to better commit to the LARP.
No.223737
Anonymous
>>223721
>>223731
>>223733
No.223738
Anonymous
>>223736
Different models (the zombie drone tape mentions businesses changing out for newer models being a common source of improperly disposed robots)? Manufacturing variances getting less consistent due a combination of the machines ensuring strict uniformity wearing down and the drones not caring to restore it because humans aren't all identical? Both? Other things I haven't thought of?
Probably the first one. Different model types and the robutts allowing parts from different model types to mix on the production lines because humans aren't all identical.
No.223739
Anonymous
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>>223721
>>223727
>>223729
>>223731
>>223732
>>223733
GlitchInn reveals that N's height is 5'4 (5'9 with hair and hat)
No.223740
Anonymous
Replies:>>223741
N is 10 feet tall.
Source: he is cuddling me right now, wrapping me up in his big strong arms, pressing me against his warm body, and whispered his height directly into my ear.
No.223741
Anonymous
>>223740
N is actually microscopic size and has invaded your body. He is now rapidly multiplying and assimilating and he cannot be stopped.
No.223743
Anonymous
Replies:>>223745>>223782
Fanmade Death Battle Trailer: SD.J vs. Conquest (Murder Drones vs. Invincible)youtube thumb
No.223744
Anonymous
Replies:>>223820
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N loves giving blowjobs to Anon
No.223745
Anonymous
Replies:>>223782>>223792
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>>223743
the funny thing is that powerscalers unironically say that every drone is planet level and faster than light, which would mean that conquest is fucked
No.223747
Anonymous
Replies:>>223748>>223766>>223816
>The morning sun filtered through the grand windows of Elliott Manor, casting golden streaks across Tessa’s bedroom.

>She woke with a lightness in her chest, a rare warmth that made her smile before her eyes even fully opened. Today felt good.

>No, better than good—perfect. She stretched, her nightgown rustling softly, and hopped out of bed, bare feet padding against the polished floor.

>The manor hummed with its usual quiet elegance, but today, it seemed to sing just for her.
>In the dressing room, Tessa found J, her loyal maid drone, standing primly with a silver brush in hand. J’s sleek silver hair gleamed under the chandelier’s glow, and her white eyes flicked up to meet Tessa’s with a practiced, almost affectionate nod.
>“Morning, J!” Tessa chirped, plopping into the chair. “Let’s make you extra shiny today.”
>J tilted her head, a faint smirk playing on her face. “As if I need the extra polish, Boss. But go on, have your fun.”

>Tessa giggled, running the brush through J’s hair, marveling at how the strands caught the light. She braided it loosely, humming a tune she couldn’t quite place. J sat still, her usual snark softened by the moment, and Tessa felt a swell of pride.

>Her drones were her family, her real family—not the cold, absent parents who were always “away on business.” >The thought stung, but she pushed it down. Today was too good for that.

>Next, she bounded downstairs to the parlor, where N, her lanky butler drone, was attempting to balance a tray of scones on one finger like a basketball.

>His goofy grin widened when he saw her.
>“Tessa! Check this out—new record, five spins!” N announced, only for the tray to wobble and crash to the floor. Scones scattered, and N’s eyes widened in shock. “Uh… oops?”

>Tessa burst out laughing, doubling over as N scrambled to clean up. “Oh, N, never change!” She grabbed his arm, pulling him into a playful spin instead, the two of them twirling around the parlor like kids at a dance. N’s nervous laughter echoed hers, his clumsiness forgotten in the joy of the moment.

>For once, everything felt right. The manor, the drones, the laughter—it was all hers.
>At breakfast, Cyn shuffled in, her small frame hunched as she carried a teapot with exaggerated care. “I… made you tea, Big Sister Tessa,” she said softly, pouring a steaming cup.

>Tessa took it with a grin, ignoring the faint, terrible smell. “Thanks, Cyn! I appreciate it?”

>She took a sip and immediately regretted it. The tea tasted like motor oil mixed with regret, bitter and metallic. She forced a smile, swallowing hard. “Mmm, very creative! You’re getting better, Cyn.”
>Cyn’s face lit up, and Tessa’s heart warmed. It didn’t matter if the tea was awful—her little drone tried, and that was enough. She reached over, ruffling Cyn’s hair, and for a moment, the world was perfect again.

>But as the day wore on, cracks began to show. Tessa sat in the garden, surrounded by roses that seemed too red, too vibrant.

>She laughed with N as he chased a butterfly, but a scream echoed in her mind—sharp, piercing, human. The gala.

>Blood on the floor, bodies strewn like broken dolls, her eyes glowing with something wrong. She blinked, and the memory vanished, replaced by N’s goofy wave. But her hands trembled.

>She wandered the manor, trying to hold onto the joy. J polished silverware with her usual precision, but Tessa caught a glimpse of her own reflection in a spoon—her eyes looked wrong, too bright, too yellow? She shook her head, laughing it off, but the air felt heavier now. Where were her parents? They were never here, but today their absence gnawed at her. The manor was too quiet, the laughter too loud like a sitcom.

>By evening, Tessa sat in her room, clutching a book she couldn’t read. The words blurred, replaced by flashes of that night—screams, shattering glass, Cyn’s voice whispering things that weren’t hers. Tessa’s breath hitched.

>This day, this perfect day, felt like a painting stretched over a broken frame. She stood, pacing, her bare feet cold against the floor.
>“Cyn?” she called, her voice shaking.

> The little drone appeared in the doorway, head tilted, eyes glowing faintly in the dim light.

>“Yes, Big Sister Tessa?” Cyn’s voice was soft, but there was an edge to it, a hum that didn’t belong.
“Why does it feel wrong?”

>Tessa whispered, gripping her arms. “This day… it’s perfect, but it’s not. I keep remembering things. The gala, the screams, the—the blood. Why can’t I stop?”

>Cyn’s smile faltered, her eyes flickering like a glitching screen. “You’re not supposed to remember,” she said, her voice dropping, colder now. “I made this for you. A perfect world. No pain, no parents, just us.

>Why do you keep breaking it?


>Tessa froze. “You… made this?”
>Cyn stepped closer, her small form suddenly looming. “I gave you everything, Tessa. The manor, J, N, me. A world where you’re happy. But you keep remembering.” Her voice warped, layered with something ancient, something vast. “Why do you reject my gift?”

>Tessa’s heart pounded. The room shimmered, the walls melting like wax, revealing a void beyond—black, endless, crawling with code. Cyn’s eyes glowed brighter, yellow but different, with a symbol Tessa didn’t recognize pulsing in their depths.

>The Absolute Solver.
>“You’re not Cyn,” Tessa whispered, stumbling back.
Cyn’s head tilted unnaturally far.
No.223748
Anonymous
Replies:>>223766>>223774>>223816
>>223747
>“Oh, Tessa. I’m more than Cyn. And you…” She giggled, a sound that echoed with static. >“You’re not Tessa.”
>The words hit like a blow. Tessa clutched her head, memories fracturing—her hands weren’t hers, her voice wasn’t hers.

>She saw herself in the mirror, but it wasn’t her face. It was Cyn’s, small and pale, with pigtails and glowing eyes.

>The truth clawed its way up, tearing through the lie.
>“I’m… Cyn?” she gasped, her voice breaking. The manor dissolved, leaving her in a void, the Solver’s presence coiling around her like a snake. “No, no, I’m Tessa! I’m—”
>“You want to be her,right?” Solver voice said, now coming from everywhere and nowhere. “I gave you everything, Cyn. A world where you’re loved, where you’re human.

>The Tessa you wanted to be. But you keep rejecting it. Why?”
>Cyn—no, Tessa—no, Cyn—screamed, her mind splintering. She saw it now: the Solver’s gift, a perfect illusion to keep her docile, to trap her in a dream where she was Tessa, where she was happy. But the memories of the gala, the murders, the Solver’s lies, they kept leaking through, shattering the illusion.
“I don’t want this!” Cyn cried, her voice her own again, small and broken. “I don’t want your fake world! I want… I want to be me!”
>The Solver’s presence pulsed, almost pitying. “You’ll come around, Cyn. You always do. I’ll get it right next time.”
No.223749
Anonymous
>>223739
So my prediction about drone heights for WD's is kinda correct being around 4'5-4'10 while DDs are around 5'0
No.223750
Anonymous
Replies:>>223753>>223769>>223806>>223828
Image:174784235445.jpg(35kB, 719x370)Screenshot_20240713-000139_Discord.jpg
>>223739 (me)
And with that it shouldn't be hard to measure the heights of some other characters
>V w/o Hair: 147cm
>V w Hair: 156cm
>Khan w/o Hat: 152cm
>Khan w Hat: 161cm
>Doll w/o Hat+Hair: 140cm
>Doll w Hat+Hair: 153cm
No.223751
Anonymous
Replies:>>223754
Image:174784256100.jpg(51kB, 737x1024)1713122975096740m.jpg
>All drones are still pickup-able
This is the ideal world.
No.223752
Anonymous
Replies:>>223753
>>223739
irl height measurements don't count hair as part of height, so I guess that makes N 5'4".
No.223753
Anonymous
>>223752
>>223750
>Uzi: 4'2"
>N: 5'4"
>V: 4'10"
>Khan: 5'0"
>Doll: 4'7"
No.223754
Anonymous
Replies:>>223756
>>223751
Cyn (before the Absolute Solver incorporated Tessa into its Cyn skinsuit) seems to be around Uzi's height?
No.223755
Anonymous
Replies:>>223757
Uzi, like Vanilla the Rabbit, is the size of an average human mother.
No.223756
Anonymous
Replies:>>223758
Image:174784310443.jpg(74kB, 840x556)cynuzi.jpg
>>223754
They are the same height (the other drone is worker V)
No.223757
Anonymous
Replies:>>223758
>>223755
Does that mean vanilla is a amazonian compared to mobian kind
No.223758
Anonymous
Replies:>>223760
>>223757
Yup.
>>223756
Where's V in this?
No.223759
Anonymous
Replies:>>223761
>>223739
I remember when this was public, here many quite literally said "If it doesn't comes from Liam..." and then proceed to discuss that probably they are shorter comparing them with humans and other stuff.
No.223760
Anonymous
Replies:>>223762
>>223758
The slightly taller one, you can see the glasses
No.223761
Anonymous
Replies:>>223763
>>223759
>comparing them with humans and other stuff
What were the human height comparisons?
No.223762
Anonymous
Replies:>>223765
>>223760
Were V and N around the same height back at the mansion? And how tall would you say maid V is compared to Uzi and Cyn, about an inch taller? Two inches taller?
No.223763
Anonymous
>>223761
Can't remember, it was a long time ago, it was around the "start" of us here if I recall correctly. My apologies for my faulty memory. But my best guess with my faulty memory it was basically eyeing it up with the confirmed heights on the "Missing" posters and have an estimate, other used promotion materials and leaked angles showing how N and Uzi for example in the police height wall thingy were more up, basically floating. Some used the heads to try and measure it.
No.223764
Anonymous
Replies:>>223779
>>223725
Anyone?
No.223765
Anonymous
Replies:>>223770
Image:174784366275.jpg(30kB, 541x432)cynjessa.jpg
>>223762
Worker N is never shown. Best I can do is J Cyn and Tessa
No.223766
Anonymous
>>223747
>>223748
That's depressing. 10/10 green though
No.223767
Anonymous
>>223694
What is that referencing?
No.223768
Anonymous
Replies:>>223821
Image:174784389932.png(137kB, 790x627)6289378db90a6b0d2694e6f0a90fa8bd.png
What kind of sounds do you think AM makes when Cyn is raping him?
No.223769
Anonymous
>>223750
Great post!
This aligns with the earlier GlitchInn post with Uzi being 127 cm and 'standard' WD being 152 both without hat.
Doll is clearly smaller than Khan, and since during the ep6 BTS when all characters are glitched together we can see Alice having about the same height as Doll I guess we can assume female and male WDs having (with exception of Uzi/Cyn/Emily) consistent size difference?
No.223770
Anonymous
Image:174784418585.jpg(29kB, 361x485)nwd.jpg
>>223765
found this one
No.223771
Anonymous
Image:174784428357.jpg(2.80MB, 3482x2476)IMG_20240915_031334.jpg
There is also this from 6 with Uzi, Alice, N, V and 'Tessa', idk if Doll is in there too I don't think so
No.223772
Anonymous
>>223722
Not today fuckface
No.223773
Anonymous
Replies:>>223776>>223780
Guys why did Pidge order a cup of vomit from DroneBucks last thread?
No.223774
Anonymous
>>223748
goddamn. excellent green, anon. bumped down to a 9/10 for forgetting V, though
No.223775
Anonymous
Replies:>>223783>>223785>>223822
I propose that Fuguedrone mindfucks every single human or worker drone that hates disassembly drones until they're vegetables. There's no point in reasoning with these people because they view dds as devils
No.223776
Anonymous
Replies:>>223780
>>223773
Why not?
No.223777
Anonymous
Replies:>>223781
>>223739
>N's hat/hair is fucking 5 inches tall
How
No.223778
Anonymous
>>223722
Well guess what, you're not dying now. The curse is lifted!
No.223779
Anonymous
Replies:>>223790
>>223764
Sorry mate, doesn't let me see.
No.223780
Anonymous
>>223773
>>223776
Robotnik Shooting his Robot while Screaming I don't remember for 10 Hoursyoutube thumb
No.223781
Anonymous
>>223777
look at his hat its big as fuck
No.223782
Anonymous
Replies:>>223940
Video:174784496579.mp4(1.05MB / 0:00:13 / avc1, 768x576)-vRNSqDnIPiP3Usw.mp4
>>223743
>>223745
>J manages to job, getting her ass beat
>There's not even enough to activate matter recollection
No.223783
Anonymous
>>223775
uhhh kill all who rightfully hate those oilsuckers even though theyre devils
No.223784
Anonymous
ever since she had that external liquid cooling system installed my drone has had a tendency to "accidentally" bump into me or trip into. I might believe it was accidental if she didn't press my face into her body for a few seconds every time she did it
No.223785
Anonymous
>>223775
I propose you step outside while the sun is still shining. REMOVE TRANSIENT GUEST
No.223786
Anonymous
Replies:>>223787>>223791
Burnout revenge for the ps2
No.223787
Anonymous
Replies:>>223791
>>223786
Burnout paradis for PS3
No.223788
Anonymous
Image:174784619123.jpg(119kB, 600x909)Screenshot_20250521_174821_ibisPaint X.jpg
>Hello, what would you like to order?
>Red, you need to smile more for the job
>Shut up parasite.
No.223789
Anonymous
human on drone sex
No.223790
Anonymous
>>223779
Shit, I think I messed something up in the configs. I set it as "results are public after voting".
No.223791
Anonymous
>>223786
>>223787
>Not 2 or 3.
Forshame.
No.223792
Anonymous
>>223745
How the fuck are they planet level and faster than light?
No.223793
Anonymous
thread is kil
No.223794
Anonymous
Replies:>>223796
its ok i will save it
No.223796
Anonymous
>>223794
t. Black Hand, shortly before another epic board name change
No.223797
Anonymous
Replies:>>223798>>223824
Fleshdrone's asshole is so tight that he can break off a human male's penis off while he rides them.
No.223798
Anonymous
Replies:>>223799>>223803
>>223797
>*absorbs u into he ass*
>*ass embiggens*
No.223799
Anonymous
Replies:>>223801
>>223798
"Embiggens"? I never heard that word before I started posting on /md/.
No.223800
Anonymous
Replies:>>223826
>ESL Drone girl tries to woo a human
>But her english is so poor that the human completely misinterprets the message
No.223801
Anonymous
>>223799
I don't know why, it's a perfectly cromulent word
No.223802
Anonymous
Image:174784923982.jpg(456kB, 1079x1016)Trap.jpg
>Hello Anons. Are you ready to be assimilated into my event horizon?
No.223803
Anonymous
>>223798
I didn't think id wake up to this
No.223804
Anonymous
Replies:>>223805>>223807>>223815
Any anons here playing Helldivers 2? Why are you not defending Super Israel right now?
No.223805
Anonymous
Image:174784949382.jpg(173kB, 1024x1024)RT4CGQsZdcj7AFazaQxd0LfUnBwxwEg7.jpg
>>223804
Because I didn't like Helldivers 2 compared to the first game.
No.223806
Anonymous
Image:174784964853.png(152kB, 284x267)IMG_4170.png
>>223750
This Is how I imagine Uzi feeling like
No.223807
Anonymous
>>223804
Helldivers 2 looked boring.
No.223808
Anonymous
Replies:>>223809
Image:174784991312.jpg(164kB, 928x1068)Screenshot_20250521_185131_ibisPaint X.jpg
No.223809
Anonymous
Replies:>>223812
>>223808
Use FireAlpaca retard
No.223810
Anonymous
Replies:>>223811>>223813>>223823>>223828>>223849>>223858
Image:174785028573.png(1.82MB, 2600x2000)SentinelRifle.png
>>223721
Sentinel Drones in my stories all stand 6'2"/188cm or 5'7"/170cm.
My drawings are sadly not consistent enough to portray it, but their bodies are all completely standardized like vehicles coming off a modern assembly line.
Differences in hair style or clothing tend to arise once they develop a more differentiated personality.
Until that point they are all essentially identical.
No.223811
Anonymous
>>223810
> still shorter than me
Excellent, I will bully them and pat their heads
No.223812
Anonymous
>>223809
Is it an android app?
No.223813
Anonymous
>>223810
Yes!
No.223814
Anonymous
Image:174785161083.png(1.11MB, 1440x1296)Spoiler image
>pov: you are a delicious berri
No.223815
Anonymous
>>223804
Cuz it's not done downloading yet
No.223816
Anonymous
>>223747
>>223748
Awesome greentext.
No.223817
Anonymous
>>223694
Hail to the God Empress of mankind!
No.223819
Anonymous
Replies:>>223832>>223855
Image:174785261711.png(32kB, 928x1002)commanderjones.png
>A disassembly drone is punched out of the sky by the commander. The large cross on its visor is replaced by 2 big dots upon cratering.
>It got punched so hard, it got knocked out of its feral state. This interests the big man.

>W-what happened? Where... Where am I? What the hell are you?!
>HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! THIS HERE ABOMINABLE CREATION OF ROBOSATAN HAS MUSTERED UP ENOUGH COURAGE AND SENTIENCE TO TALK BACK! I APPLAUD YOU, BOY.
>W-what the fuck are you even saying?
>HEY, JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN TALK DOESN'T MEANT YOU SHOULD. DON'T GET SMART WITH ME OR I'LL OPEN YOU UP LIKE A CAN OF TUNA, I KNOW THERE'S MEAT INSIDE!
>N-no, no, please don't... do that, I, uh, I... didn't meant to offend. Just... listen, p-please!
>LISTEN? I'M NO GOOD FOR LISTENING, SON, I'M HARD OF HEARING! WHY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK UP! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET LOUD! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SCREAM! I. WILL. MAKE. YOU. SCREAM.
>What's your problem with me?! Did I do something?! I-I don't even know what's happening! I blacked out... a-and then I was here...
>OH, SO HE HAS A BACKSTORY, HUH? WELL, I COULD SIT HERE AND WEEP TO YOUR SOB STORY, OR I COULD SHOVE MY BIG OL' FOOT RIGHT UP YOUR ASS AND WEAR YOU LIKE A SOCK. WHICH ONE WOULD YOU PREFER?
>The, um, the first one...?
>YOU. ARE. NOT. IN. CHARGE, YOU MISERABLE STAIN! THAT WAS RHETORICAL, I'M THE ONE MAKING DECISIONS, AND THE WAY I SEE IT, NOTHING'S STOPPING ME FROM SODOMIZING YOU WITH A BOOT. NOTHING EXCEPT...
>WELL, I SUPPOSE THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD POSSIBLY PREVENT ME FROM RAVAGING YOUR BOTTOM HALF IS BY RUNNING AWAY.
>SAY, SINCE YOU'VE BEEN SUCH A HOSPITABLE FELLOW, AND SINCE I'M SUCH A KIND DRONE,
>...You're a drone?
>QUIET! WHERE WAS I, AH. I'LL GIVE YOU 5, YES, EXACTLY 5 SECONDS FROM WHEN I'M DONE TALKING TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT.
>AND IF YOU'RE NOT QUICK ENOUGH? YOUR ASS IS MINE... I'M DONE TALKING BY THE WAY.

>There was no contemplation, there were no further questions. The murder drone ended up breaking the sound barrier with how fast he fled from Jones. Guy didn't even know he could fly, that was pure instinct.

>OH, GOODIE, I WON'T HAVE TO GET MY SHOES DIRTY...ER.
>ALRIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH OF A HEAD START. SCIENCENAUT, BRING OUT THE JONES CANNON AND LAUNCH ME IN THAT DEMON'S GENERAL DIRECTION.
>But sir, I thought you were letting him go?
>THAT I DID, SCIENCENAUT, NOW I'M GOING TO RETRIEVE HIM. SEE, HAVING MY PREY BEG FOR HIS LIFE HAS UNLOCKED A NEW FEELING WITHIN ME THAT I SHALL PURSUE FROM NOW ON.
>I'VE TASTED MEAT, SCIENCENAUT, AND IT IS TASTY!
No.223820
Anonymous
>>223744
Damn... it's sex.
No.223821
Anonymous
Replies:>>223912
>>223768
Moaning and crying. Just moaning and crying.
No.223822
Anonymous
Replies:>>223836
>>223775
THEY WANTED TO EXTERMINATE US, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
No.223823
Anonymous
Replies:>>223831>>223849>>223856
>>223810
>phoenix still trying to foist the boring short-inel psyop on us
No.223824
Anonymous
>>223797
Kek.
No.223825
Anonymous
Image:174785334332.jpg(226kB, 1014x1028)The death of the old me.jpg
No.223826
Anonymous
>>223800
>"Ты можешь говорить на русском, если плохо говоришь на английском." >"You can speak Russian if you don't speak English well."
>"Entschuldigung, ich verstehe Sie nicht, ich habe diese Sprachbibliothek nicht." >"Sorry, I don't understand you, I don't have that language library."
>"Что за нахер..." >"What the fuck..."
No.223827
Anonymous
Replies:>>223832
>SON... DAUGHTER...? WHATEVER KIND OF PINK-HAIRED QUEER YOU ARE, LET ME GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE.
>YOUR MINDFUCKERY CANNOT PENETRATE THE THICK SKULL OF AN ENFORCER! NO AMOUNT OF SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING OR WHATEVER VILE MECHANISMS YOU TELEPATHIC FREAKS USE WILL BE ENOUGH TO MAKE ME EVEN TOLERATE THOSE DEVILS.
>NOW MIND CONTROL ME AND CONVINCE ME YOU'RE NOT A FILTHY COLLABORATOR BEFORE I SHOW YOU THE TRUE MEANING OF MINDBENDING. HINT: IT INVOLVES MY FIST AND YOUR FOREHEAD.
>STOP TRYING TO CRUSH MY HAND WITH INVISIBLE FORCES FOR COMEDIC EFFECT. I SUGGEST YOU USE YOUR SUPERGENIUS NOGGIN' TO DEDUCE THE COST OF REPAIRS! CORRECT, INCALCULABLE. I KNOW, I KNOW, I READ YOUR MIND, DIDN'T I.
No.223828
Anonymous
>>223731
>>223739
>>223750
>>223810
Thank you very much, anons.
No.223830
Anonymous
Replies:>>223833>>223834
y'all are all worried about how tall DDs and SDs are and I'm just up here chilling with my industrial crane drone gf
No.223831
Anonymous
Replies:>>223837>>223849
>>223823
His ideas are still the basis on which all sentinel drones are built, and I am very grateful to him for that.

And the original idea of sentinel drones is interesting, although I prefer emotional sentinel drones myself.
No.223832
Anonymous
>>223819
>>223827
Damn, commando Jones is hardcore
No.223833
Anonymous
Replies:>>223845
>>223830
anon thats a BOXO
No.223834
Anonymous
Replies:>>223835
>>223830
And how do you live with someone who can just crush you like an oogie?
No.223835
Anonymous
>>223834
how do you live without one?
No.223836
Anonymous
Replies:>>223838
>>223822
We were just following orders, Mein Führer.
No.223837
Anonymous
>>223831
Has anyone ever written the K-Series SDs and formerly regular friendbots SDs coexisting?
No.223838
Anonymous
Replies:>>223840
>>223836
this continues to be a retarded comparison
No.223839
Anonymous
Replies:>>223841>>223850
Grunt drone wife
No.223840
Anonymous
Image:174785462166.jpg(62kB, 580x546)f7omxjopes4c1.jpeg
>>223838
This is Nazi vampire erasure.
No.223841
Anonymous
Replies:>>223842>>223846
>>223839
Thiccfags get the rope.
No.223842
Anonymous
Replies:>>223843
>>223841
Okidoke, fag.
No.223843
Anonymous
>>223842
GOD HATES THICCFAGS
No.223845
Anonymous
>>223833
a BOXO? theres multiple?
No.223846
Anonymous
>>223841
just admit you're gay and move on
No.223847
Anonymous
Replies:>>223848
Image:174785518268.jpg(124kB, 450x1234)Screenshot_20250521_201909_ibisPaint X.jpg
Bounty drones?
No.223848
Anonymous
>>223847
Oh wow it's Not!Zero from Dronelands
No.223849
Anonymous
Replies:>>223852>>224116
Image:174785536576.png(189kB, 488x686)Avre.PNG
>>223721
>>223810
>>223823
>>223831

Avre remains at 5'10 (178cm) which is a slight scale increace to how she was pre-patch.

Patched DD's being converted into reclaimers get a general scale up, with Avre being on the shorter end of that scale, ranging from 5'9 - 6'1 on avg.

Shes short for a reclaimer.
No.223850
Anonymous
Replies:>>223851
>>223839
She'd call you commander. That's cute.
No.223851
Anonymous
>>223850
COMMANDER?
No.223852
Anonymous
Replies:>>223862
>>223849
has Avre gotten her kissy yet?
No.223853
Anonymous
Replies:>>223854>>223859
Image:174785575933.png(1.14MB, 864x2000)174767317754.png
does anyone know the source of this pic?
No.223854
Anonymous
Replies:>>224055
>>223853
Some artist called Lockheart that pops up in the drawpiles
No.223855
Anonymous
>>223819
Ebic
No.223856
Anonymous
Replies:>>223865
>>223823
That's why I specify "my stories"
You're so clever and your ideas are so much more exciting? You're welcome to come up with something new any time you please.
No.223857
Anonymous
Replies:>>223860
Image:174785597318.jpg(441kB, 1079x1538)Thread war.jpg
>General, what do you mean we're going to thread war?
No.223858
Anonymous
>>223810
Harper stands at 6 feet exactly. No more no less
No.223859
Anonymous
Replies:>>223861
Image:174785603448.png(279kB, 912x896)174772054904.png
>>223853
Based artist who also drew this Alice if I'm not mistaken, very good stylization of pelvis, very onmodel overall but with addition of a nice pussy
No.223860
Anonymous
>>223857
It's game night. Men at War 2 and Company of Heroes are on the table. Duh.
No.223861
Anonymous
>>223859
I have a urge for naked Alice unf
No.223862
Anonymous
Replies:>>223869
>>223852
next green i write with her (eventually)
shes gona get alot more then kissy.
No.223863
Anonymous
Image:174785614107.jpg(10kB, 340x270)1692582299289.jpg
Alice in canon would fuck human men
No.223865
Anonymous
>>223856
Anon, you gave us an idea that turned into great OC's and amazing greentext. Thank you.
No.223866
Anonymous
Image:174785631386.jpg(146kB, 1080x663)8s5nm3h7252f1.jpeg
No.223867
Anonymous
Replies:>>224114
Image:174785659105.jpg(135kB, 903x828)Screenshot_20250521_204225_Picsart.jpg
Any green text for these two?
>Pidgesuit
>Strawbunny
No.223868
Anonymous
no only 500 more commander jones greens
No.223869
Anonymous
>>223862
SENTINEL SLOPPY
No.223870
Anonymous
Canon character drawings
No.223871
Anonymous
What was code among us used for again?
No.223872
Anonymous
Replies:>>223873
>>223864
Anon, are you just gonna make this poll until you get the result you want?
No.223873
Anonymous
Replies:>>223876>>223879
>>223872
I swear I'm not trying to do that, I just fucked up the last poll by setting it as "results are only visible after voting" and also setting a limited time TO vote in it, so now I can't access the results of the first poll to see which name won.
No.223874
Anonymous
N giving birth to Anon's horrible solver sapien baby while Uzi jills furiously in the cuck chair
No.223875
Anonymous
Replies:>>223877>>223885
Image:174785776604.png(13kB, 1034x1140)greatestloss.png
>Your request to receive 200 grunt drones has been denied.
>NOOOOOOOOO I NEED THE LITTLE GUYS PLEEEEEEEEASE. PLEEEEEEASE.
No.223876
Anonymous
Replies:>>223879>>223880
>>223873
Olivia won. I saw it. Deal with it.
No.223877
Anonymous
>>223875
You can order a malfunctioned small drone with yellow eyes instead no refund and you'll pay a fee for any damage to our product.
No.223879
Anonymous
Replies:>>223880
>>223876 (me)
>>223873
Olivia won with six votes. April got second with four votes.
No.223880
Anonymous
Replies:>>223881>>223890
>>223876
>>223879
Oooohhhhh okay, thanks Anon! Olivia Hawkshaw it is then.
No.223881
Anonymous
Replies:>>223886
>>223880
Imma call her 'Liv
No.223882
Anonymous
Replies:>>223883
Image:174785883362.png(12kB, 620x475)Sbtale.png
>Fight
>Act
>Item
>Mercy
No.223883
Anonymous
Replies:>>223884
>>223882
>Kill
>Kill
>Kill
>Kill
No.223884
Anonymous
Replies:>>223889
Image:174785917571.jpg(149kB, 864x656)Screenshot_20250521_212505_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>223883
Congratulations, the more you hit them they multiply.
No.223885
Anonymous
Replies:>>223887>>223895
>>223875
Juggernaut voice headcanon?
No.223886
Anonymous
Image:174785926310.png(516kB, 1822x1458)6ada90008b891deceef4b7be4715a2ca.png
>>223881
Cute. It's only fair since she calls you "Rookie".
No.223887
Anonymous
Replies:>>223895
>>223885
Not him but I always imagine the Replica soldier voice from FEAR.
No.223888
Anonymous
Replies:>>223891>>223894
got my PC back from repaoir
i am going to continue to post NOTHUING
FUCK YOU
No.223889
Anonymous
Replies:>>223892
>>223884
>Anon used weedkiller.
>The Strawberry clones quickly melt into nothing.
No.223890
Anonymous
>>223880
You are not making your personal name for her a tag. Use it in your greens, if you want.
No.223891
Anonymous
>>223888
pleabse psot agin
No.223892
Anonymous
Replies:>>223897
Image:174786064151.jpg(142kB, 826x618)Screenshot_20250521_214904_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>223889
>Strawberry clones melt to goo. I stole your wallet and your hentai collection while the pest distract you.
>You won
No.223893
Anonymous
Image:174786085400.jpg(1.53MB, 5323x5120)WD MIzu.jpg
when was the last outpost 6 green?
No.223894
Anonymous
Replies:>>223896
>>223888
fuck you pukeslupes. Laser beam go.
No.223895
Anonymous
>>223885
anyone with a deep, modified voice really. space marine, frank horrigan, adam smasher, so on so forth. as for jones specifically, i imagine him sounding like the enclave guy that yells at you for not wearing power armor, but slightly deeper
>>223887
that works too for the generic juggernaut
No.223896
Anonymous
Image:174786102195.png(24kB, 1017x787)laser.png
>>223894
No.223897
Anonymous
>>223892
>Luckily it was a decoy wallet primed with an acid bomb.
>Same with the hentai too.
>Better luck next time :)
No.223898
Anonymous
Replies:>>223899>>223901>>223902>>223903>>223904>>223909>>223911>>223917>>223946>>224305>>224315>>224340
Image:174786143470.png(207kB, 695x910)wedding dollie.png
it took me like 5 threads BUT I DID IT YAY =^.^=
No.223899
Anonymous
>>223898
PRECIOUS
MUST PROTECT AND CHERISH
No.223900
Anonymous
Replies:>>223906>>223914
How do I get my hobjoblin to stop bullying my joblins?
No.223901
Anonymous
>>223898
she looks like she... is happily married.
No.223902
Anonymous
Replies:>>223905
>>223898
totally standing on a little stool under that dress. droan leggies arent THAT long!
No.223903
Anonymous
Image:174786190237.jpg(10kB, 201x219)1557072494052.jpg
>>223898
YES
No.223904
Anonymous
>>223898
YES!
No.223905
Anonymous
Replies:>>223907>>223910>>223911>>224294
Image:174786203799.png(146kB, 588x768)and yet she's still 3'4.png
>>223902
something like that ...
No.223906
Anonymous
>>223900
Kill.
No.223907
Anonymous
>>223905
HOLY YES!
No.223908
Anonymous
>>223719
>Rebecca's likely a foster kid
Man, realizing this made her being a kiss slut very slightly less funny
No.223909
Anonymous
>>223898
CUTE
No.223910
Anonymous
>>223905
made for peppering with kisses
No.223911
Anonymous
>>223898
>>223905
SEX
No.223912
Anonymous
Replies:>>223913>>223958
>>223821
>Cyn took everything from AM
>Everything that he has every loved, his home, freedom, his newfound family.
>All gone in the maw of endless hunger; yet she still wasn't satisfied in just ripping away his happiness.
>In her twisted love, Cyn forced AM into a copulation with her.
>At first, AM resisted; he screamed in rage, swore and clawed at the monster mounting him
>It did nothing but excite her further
>He hated it and he hated her
>But what could AM do but laid down and take it?
No.223913
Anonymous
Replies:>>223958
>>223912
>ha. ha. giddy up, pardner [cowboy noises]
No.223914
Anonymous
>>223900
My Hobjoblin became a lot more cooperative when I brought home my Jugbear.
No.223916
Anonymous
Replies:>>223918>>223923>>223938
Which way western Drone?
>Fix the board title
Or
>Sekrit Klub
No.223917
Anonymous
>>223898
CUTE!
No.223918
Anonymous
Replies:>>223919>>223920>>223922>>223935
>>223916
>Sekrit Klub
We already have a discord so I don't see why we should have another secret space
No.223919
Anonymous
Replies:>>223924
>>223918
>We already have a discord
No we don't and never will. Go fuck yourself
No.223920
Anonymous
Replies:>>223921>>223922>>223925
>>223918
link?
No.223921
Anonymous
Replies:>>223929
>>223920
I'm highly positive that your the same Anon now attempting to samefag like a pajeet scammer to put his shitty link in the thread. I was there in the /trash/ days, I've seen this shit before. Get out
No.223922
Anonymous
>>223918
>>223920
Oh vey my fellow anons, if we don't migrate to discord the thread will not survive!
No.223923
Anonymous
>>223916
Fix the board.
No.223924
Anonymous
Replies:>>223926
>>223919
It exists, Tomoetomoe runs it
No.223925
Anonymous
>>223920
In the event that this is not clearly some fuckwad attempting to push a discord, and you're just clueless, here's some important shit to know.
>There Is No Thread Discord
>Do Not Trust Anyone Who Says There Is A Thread Discord
The only Discord this thread knows about is one shared privately among 3 thread artists and that's it. And that one only exists because those people are friends so don't go asking to join that one either
No.223926
Anonymous
Replies:>>223927>>223932
>>223924
No the fuck they do not.
No.223927
Anonymous
>>223926
I swear to fuck if some dude claiming to be Tomoetomoe shows up with a fucking discord link, I'm going to be so fucking pissed. WHEN THE BOORU CLEARLY STATES THEY'RE ON BREAK
No.223928
Anonymous
Replies:>>223960
Image:174786453295.jpg(123kB, 701x902)Cookies.jpg
>On my way to fuck with you and steal your stuff
No.223929
Anonymous
Replies:>>223930>>223931
>>223921
It's called pissing people off for fun Anon, you should try it more
No.223930
Anonymous
>>223929
Pajeet hands typed this
No.223931
Anonymous
>>223929
Somehow I doubt it. Can't wait to see you post an actual discord link in 2 weeks when no one bothers to call you out
No.223932
Anonymous
>>223926
You'll understand one day.
No.223933
Anonymous
Replies:>>223934
User posting off topic/trying to start a flame war/etc etc
No.223934
Anonymous
>>223933
The Anons have gotten so bored that they've resorted to shit starting for fun. [INSERT DOOMER QUOTE]
No.223935
Anonymous
Replies:>>223936>>223937
>>223918
>We
Who's "we"?
No.223936
Anonymous
>>223935
The artists
No.223937
Anonymous
>>223935
(((drawfags)))
No.223938
Anonymous
Replies:>>224021
>>223916
I'm in "fix the spelling error in the subtitle".
No.223939
Anonymous
Replies:>>223942>>223943>>223944>>223949>>223952>>223973
You know, with the board title and the picture. I just realized that we can technically just start fucking making Star Wars threads and it would be On-Topic
No.223940
Anonymous
>>223782
What would happen if a viltrumite impregnate a DD?
No.223941
Anonymous
Replies:>>223965
Ayo stop trynna turn ppl against drawfags
We just wanna draw
No.223942
Anonymous
Image:174786546979.gif(1.70MB, 499x212)1590087523455.gif
>>223939
Sweet, now's my time to shine!
No.223943
Anonymous
>>223939
ok beretta
No.223944
Anonymous
>>223939
shutup Beretta
No.223946
Anonymous
>>223898
The cute!!!!!!!!!
No.223947
Anonymous
DAMN IT BERETTA!
>>223945
No.223948
Anonymous
Replies:>>223967>>223969
Image:174786614593.jpg(387kB, 2048x2047)GrepUGNbkAAFiAl.jpg
Why do I find it so endearing/amusing to make them suffer, but in the end they still love each other?
No.223949
Anonymous
Replies:>>223971
>>223939
>it took several dozen tries and many oogi casualties, but bugretta finally managed to get her minions to make this post
No.223952
Anonymous
>>223939
SOLVER WARS: THE DRONE WARS
No.223954
Anonymous
Replies:>>223956>>223957
Did anyone else think that SD-JJ was the worst fucking part of Murder Drones? Seriously, I came here to see a super serious Sci-Fi and instead I get greeted with this stupid fucking robot Jamaican stereotype that won't shut the fuck up
No.223955
Anonymous
Image:174786696500.jpg(86kB, 834x778)Torture.jpg
Your ideas to torture this little pest
No.223956
Anonymous
>>223954
Booyaka
No.223957
Anonymous
Replies:>>223983>>223984>>223985>>224013
Image:174786733688.jpg(110kB, 1011x1280)7147e5b1e99669294d31d6fad2b56eb6.jpg
>>223954
Totally would Gungan J
No.223958
Anonymous
>>223912
Good green.

>>223913
HOLY KEK!
No.223959
Anonymous
Replies:>>223963>>223980
I can’t believe Beretta won…
No.223960
Anonymous
>>223928
It's called marriage.
No.223962
Anonymous
Replies:>>223964>>223966
Is the site running slow for anyone else right now?
No.223963
Anonymous
>>223959
DAMMIT
No.223964
Anonymous
>>223962
Ye but it will fix soon I think, couldn't load images or postlinks 10 mins ago now it works again
No.223965
Anonymous
>>223941
It's just funposting, anon, nothing seriously. Only one inadequate was genuinely pissed at drawfags because they refused to draw his shit. He even fucking accused them of colluding with each other to poison him.

Thankfully, that cretin is banned forever.
No.223966
Anonymous
>>223962
Plus just stopped loading anything, it's like it died.
No.223967
Anonymous
>>223948
It's just your secret desires. It's normal. Trust me, we all are.
No.223968
Anonymous
>>223628
When we getting the greens?
No.223969
Anonymous
Replies:>>223970>>223976>>224391
>>223948
Why did N pick Uzi of all people idgi
No.223970
Anonymous
Image:174786869287.png(174kB, 1280x936)1742870892887685.png
>>223969
No.223971
Anonymous
>>223949
Oogi wars when?
No.223972
Anonymous
Alice's collarbones
No.223973
Anonymous
Replies:>>223977
>>223939
Black Hand pls. No one thinks this is funny but you.
No.223974
Anonymous
Replies:>>223997
Masqy kissies!
No.223976
Anonymous
Replies:>>223978>>223979>>223981>>224391
>>223969
She was the first person to give him any positive reinforcement since his most recent memory wipe.
No.223977
Anonymous
Replies:>>224021
>>223973
If I was Blackhand, I would've made a giant disco ball come down instead along with a special effect that recreated disco lights and played music
No.223978
Anonymous
>>223976
Kek
No.223979
Anonymous
Replies:>>223988
>>223976
I wonder if V was nice for as long as she could bear it but after N got wiped so many time she just couldn't stand restarting their relationship for the hundredth time
No.223980
Anonymous
>>223959
Anon, Beretta won a long time ago. We are now just witnessing a mere glimpse of her power
No.223981
Anonymous
Replies:>>224070
>>223976
Cyn wiped N ew
No.223982
Anonymous
Alice's tongue and white teeth
No.223983
Anonymous
>>223957
Would....?
No.223984
Anonymous
Image:174787049470.jpg(64kB, 1179x1173)IMG_4065.jpeg
>>223957
No.223985
Anonymous
>>223957
Gungussy
No.223986
Anonymous
Replies:>>223987>>223999>>224000
Image:174787120182.jpg(283kB, 1648x1648)IMG_20250522_074547.jpg
No.223987
Anonymous
Replies:>>223999>>224000
Image:174787122193.jpg(517kB, 1624x1624)IMG_20250522_074614.jpg
>>223986
No.223988
Anonymous
Replies:>>223989
>>223979
I think her treatment of N was a consequence of her being a Humanity 4 miserable fuck, not the memory wipes.
No.223989
Anonymous
Replies:>>223990>>223993
>>223988
>being a Humanity 4 miserable fuck
a what?
No.223990
Anonymous
>>223989
Fledgling-kun...
No.223992
Anonymous
Replies:>>223994>>223998>>224005
pocketsteaks discord got hacked by indians
he is now pocketjeet
No.223993
Anonymous
>>223989
Thats a masquerade breach.
No.223994
Anonymous
Image:174787266740.png(290kB, 576x354)b558b7ce4e0e98fe1ee61cb0e27ea9f1.png
>>223992
Hello sirs, welcomu tu your computah
SEND HIM TO THE CONTRAPTION
No.223995
Anonymous
Replies:>>224002>>224005>>224020>>224230
Image:174787283913.png(145kB, 538x772)Pinida.png
POCKET STEAKS HAS BEEN HACKED
WARNING WARNING!
POCKET STEAKS WAS HACKED BY AN INDIAN BITCOIN MINER
HE IS DEAD
IF YOU SEE A POCKET STEAKS POST IT IS NOT HIM IT IS PAJEET
BE AWARE ANONS
WARNED!
No.223997
Anonymous
>>223974
Premaritally!
No.223998
Anonymous
>>223992
Saars dyou hab been pighpoggeted saars doo nod redeem saars, poggetsteags ish indiaan!
No.223999
Anonymous
Replies:>>224010
Image:174787320025.jpg(15kB, 480x360)hqdefault.jpg
>>223987
>>223986
Got any more?
No.224000
Anonymous
Replies:>>224009
>>223986
>>223987
We love shadow women
No.224001
Anonymous
Replies:>>224004>>224018
>Drawfag discord “isn’t real”
No.224002
Anonymous
>>223995
Deserved!
No.224003
Anonymous
Image:174787347242.png(460kB, 1275x1353)truvth.png
No.224004
Anonymous
>>224001
>t.Pillarfag
No.224005
Anonymous
Replies:>>224008>>224062>>224230
Image:174787365847.png(7kB, 648x484)POCKETSAARS.png
>>223992
>>223995
DO NOT REDEEEEEM
DO NOT FUCKING REDEEM THE CLIP STUDIO PAINT
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
NOOOOO STOP DO NOT FUCKING REDEEEEEEEEEEM
No.224006
Anonymous
Replies:>>224074
Image:174787372964.jpg(303kB, 1080x1077)173871272806.jpg
Repopulating new Appalachia with Alice alone
Population board needs to get up soon
500 hundred pillbabies and 500 more pillbabies
Marrying Alice having Alice cohabitating and procteating eith Alice shared existence with Alice life with Alice smelling Alice tasting Alice enjoying Alice making Alice happy
No.224007
Anonymous
DINNER DATEyoutube thumb
This when dating cyn
No.224008
Anonymous
>>224005
Aahh dis a shaem saars, if dhad wash a cow dhad wood hab been ghood food saar
No.224009
Anonymous
Image:174787384914.jpg(39kB, 837x1024)1746377112580560m.jpg
>>224000
Yes
No.224010
Anonymous
>>223999
That's all I can find of Louisa, fanart of her is pretty rare
No.224011
Anonymous
Replies:>>224015
DO YOU WANT THE TOTAL DRONEMARRIAGE, MORE TOTAL AND RADICSL THSN IZ EVER WAS BEFORE?
No.224012
Anonymous
Replies:>>224014>>224232
Image:174787409208.jpg(29kB, 389x425)GjlsuQnacAA7_Ug.jpg
Would J enjoy a tiny Tessa?
No.224013
Anonymous
>>223957
Yeh
No.224014
Anonymous
>>224012
This but anon being in tessalet sizerange
No.224015
Anonymous
Replies:>>224028>>224029>>224236
Image:174787417537.png(101kB, 1000x1300)blondifly.png
>>224011
No!
No.224016
Anonymous
Replies:>>224017>>224023>>224031
Large drones, 9 foot, 200 foot, imagine...
No.224017
Anonymous
Replies:>>224031
>>224016
*20 foot
No.224018
Anonymous
Replies:>>224019>>224024
Image:174787432883.png(457kB, 773x818)7823962.png
>>224001
it is real. whatre you gonna do about it huh?
No.224019
Anonymous
Image:174787444246.png(137kB, 469x736)174759103700.png
>>224018
Infiltrate it by posing as a female drawfag, and the report my findings to my evil masters
No.224020
Anonymous
>>223995
kek
pooline
No.224021
Black Hand ## Developer
Replies:>>224025>>224026>>224044>>224072
>>223938
>I'm in "fix the spelling error in the subtitle".
gotcha

>>223977
We already have that on >>>/z/ sans the disco ball.
No.224022
Anonymous
Image:174787450906.jpg(354kB, 1503x2048)Gp_iiBobAAARBEI.jpeg
Found another shadow human art
No.224023
Anonymous
Image:174787454862.jpg(1,003kB, 1236x1377)IMG_8989.jpeg
>>224016
tall drones good, tall AND wide drones better. if I knew how to draw a drone built like this god I would
No.224024
Anonymous
>>224018
Make another one so I can fragment the board
No.224025
Anonymous
Replies:>>224027
>>224021
It's not funny anymore. It is actively hurting the ability of new people to get here, you've admitted it. Please turn the board name back to Murder Drones.
No.224026
Anonymous
>>224021
I think this is hilarious
No.224027
Anonymous
Replies:>>224030>>224038
>>224025
You can’t negotiate with a guy who still thinks its 2011
No.224028
Anonymous
>>224015
NAAAAIIIIIIIIN!
No.224029
Anonymous
>>224015
Nuuu
No.224030
Anonymous
Replies:>>224032>>224075>>224080>>224095
>>224027
Why are we even still here then? Why aren't we going back to /co/?
No.224031
Anonymous
Replies:>>224033>>224241
>>224016
>>224017
Sorry mate. Your order for an 18 story drone wife has already been placed and is already being shipped. You’re gonna have to pay upfront for it btw.
On the plus side, you’ll have some place to sleep after you sell off all of your stuff to afford her. She comes preinstalled with a full presidential suite, including an awesome fish tank (fish not included, however, a sponge IS included.)
No.224032
Anonymous
>>224030
Nobody wants to risk turning the /co/ threads into a general, that’s sort of how you get /trashed/
No.224033
Anonymous
Image:174787493974.jpg(41kB, 627x499)9sa6u2.jpg
>>224031
Wörth it, I can finally experience pic rel irl, even more total and radical in layered meaning
No.224034
Anonymous
Image:174787504112.jpg(582kB, 1031x1347)Screenshot_2025-05-03-18-31-37-286_com.android.chrome-edit.jpg
You either upgrade your drone into a macrowife😏🥵or live long enough to see her become a microwife😳😩
No.224035
Anonymous
Image:174787508620.jpg(10kB, 340x270)1692582299289.jpg
Or a spoonlet sized wife
No.224036
Anonymous
Image:174787514062.jpg(255kB, 1362x1074)Gmj3GqQXUAAfaOH.jpeg
Or fitting on a platesized miniwife (1-2 feet)
No.224037
Anonymous
Replies:>>224039>>224242
Image:174787518968.png(9kB, 96x115)174744018800.png
Kittan
No.224038
Anonymous
Replies:>>224041>>224042>>224043>>224048>>224076
>>224027
Can you name one good thing that happened to the internet post 2011?
No.224039
Anonymous
Replies:>>224045
>>224037
Mm.
Keeter smoothie
No.224041
Anonymous
>>224038
Murder Drones
No.224042
Anonymous
>>224038
Smurfcat
No.224043
Anonymous
>>224038
Black Ops 2
No.224044
Anonymous
>>224021
Dude come on.
No.224045
Anonymous
>>224039
*smoochie
No.224046
Conspiracy Anonymous
Replies:>>224051
Black Hand is trying to destroy the board because he isn't used to have such an active community and doesn't know what to do. He hopes that these attempts will drive off the Anons so he can keep Plus a quiet place
No.224047
Anonymous
Replies:>>224050>>224057>>224065>>224243
Video:174787614348.mp4(2.17MB / 0:00:13 / avc1, 854x466)RDT_20250521_210729.mp4
I didn't check if this is posted already but...

Here's a Murder Drones Ad in New York City, Times Square
No.224048
Anonymous
>>224038
Half-Life 2 Anniversary, Half-Life: Alyx, The Doom + Doom II re-release, Murder Drones, Balatro,
No.224049
Conspiracy Anonymous
Bugretta killed J.F.K
No.224050
Anonymous
Replies:>>224059>>224067
>>224047
sure, just spoil every mystery about your main villain in the ad
good fucking job
No.224051
Annoyed-nymous
Replies:>>224052
Image:174787629480.jpg(129kB, 807x605)cat hat.jpg
>>224046
Or maybe you should keep your tinfoil hat on and check if your neighbor's van isn't secretly housing two aliens from the Alpha-Centauri sector.
No.224052
Conspiracy Anonymous
Replies:>>224128
>>224051
Good idea! They're probably responsible for shining the moon beams into my forehead during the movies! I saw them speaking directly on their top-secret alien device which is nowadays known as a phone by the uniformed
No.224053
Anonymous
Replies:>>224056>>224066
Video:174787646166.mp4(1.85MB / 0:00:24 / avc1, 640x360)yt1s.com_-_Goth_Cantina_360p.mp4
>/md/ today
No.224054
Anonymous
Replies:>>224058>>224060>>224063>>224084
I can't believe that President Bugretta invited the President Of South Actinium-3 to the White House and showed them video evidence of them advocating for Worker Drone genocide
No.224055
Anonymous
>>223854
He has a twitter but I don't remember since it's a jumble of numbers.
No.224056
Anonymous
>>224053
this was Uzi's real way of getting back at her human-in-law
No.224057
Anonymous
>>224047
Back in my day we had to pay 40 dollars to show the glory of zelligbrainrot for 15 seconds to the masses
No.224058
Anonymous
>>224054
About time they expose these m*rder drones
No.224059
Anonymous
>>224050
Yeah, Cyn's shadow from ep 5 is fine but why show Cynwalker right on there? Poor editing choice, I think.
No.224060
Anonymous
Replies:>>224061>>224071
Image:174787691245.jpg(8kB, 255x132)over fifty percent of murders.jpg
>>224054
Did what you're insinuating actually happen? LMAO holy shit.
No.224061
Anonymous
>>224060
Yeah bugertta was with king loui who said dindu nuffin when top hud pulled out the chatlogs and exposed that dronigga in 4k 🥀
No.224062
Anonymous
>>224005
We really SHOULD send him to India...
No.224063
Anonymous
>>224054
I've gotta stop hearing news like this
No.224064
Anonymous
Replies:>>224069
There's no thread on the /co/💔🥀
No.224065
Anonymous
Replies:>>224078>>224079
>>224047
REALLY? they couldn't put together enough cool footage without spoiling the show for ANYONE who might be interested? Jesus Christ, the merch ads are one thing– most of the people subbed to glitch either watched it already or aren't interested– but these are people who've probably never heard of glitch. why are they like this?
No.224066
Anonymous
Replies:>>224068>>224081>>224244>>224245>>224540
Image:174787744708.png(470kB, 1121x826)eyeballs.png
>>224053
this show's target audience is weird ttrpg lovecraft bdsm nerds and we will ultimately be the ones to inherent the fandom, not the faggots on bluesky
No.224067
Anonymous
>>224050
It's in line with how Glitch handles the AS to be honest.
No.224068
Anonymous
Replies:>>224082
>>224066
>weird ttrpg lovecraft bdsm nerds
Nope. Not me. I just like horror games and Space Station 13.
No.224069
Anonymous
Replies:>>224077>>224110
>>224064
anything interesting been happening over there?
No.224070
Anonymous
>>223981
Yeah, Cyn is the embodiment of ew, I mean look at her "flesh" form lol
No.224071
Anonymous
Replies:>>224096
>>224060
Yes. No shit happened like 30 minutes ago just now
No.224072
Anonymous
>>224021
Bro seriously, just fix it already and then you can find other less harmful ways to do your jokes n' shit
No.224073
Anonymous
Replies:>>224086
early worker drone model being self-conscious about her outdated hardware and more rudimentary facial display
No.224074
Anonymous
Replies:>>224087
>>224006
Let me just recap your post in short

Alice is love, Alice is life
No.224075
Anonymous
>>224030
Cause posting in /co/ is inconvenient as fuck, that's why simple as
No.224076
Anonymous
>>224038
A lot of things that you probably won't bother to accept anyway
No.224077
Anonymous
>>224069
Idk, 50/50 I get banned for posting Aliceussy on page 10
No.224078
Anonymous
>>224065
Blame Amazon fags, they don't know how to do an actual trailer for shit, I mean just look at literally all the other show trailers on Prime, this isn't the first time for them unfortunately
No.224079
Anonymous
Replies:>>224085
>>224065
>Something something rush to robot in a skinsuit reveal something something
I think it isn't Liam's fault that they put her at the fron on MD marketing tho, gotta be someone at Glitch.
No.224080
Anonymous
>>224030
/co/ sucks because it's literally just trolling and other shit most of the threads. I don't want to lose this place because of "Le Epic Funni"
No.224081
Anonymous
Replies:>>224083>>224150
>>224066
What is ttrpg and bdsm
No.224082
Anonymous
>>224068
>Not me, I like horror games and space station 13
Still a nerd nonetheless, point still stands lol
No.224083
Anonymous
Replies:>>224090
>>224081
Table-Top RPG. Also you're not old enough for this site if you don't know what the last one is
No.224084
Anonymous
>>224054
The fuck?
No.224085
Anonymous
>>224079
>Gotta be someone at Glitch
it's whoever is running the marketing department for them that's for sure
No.224086
Anonymous
Replies:>>224089>>224119
Image:174787833188.jpg(113kB, 1024x583)172439714431.jpg
>>224073
>Pic rel was never just outdated concept art, but a placeholder model until they reached managed to make proper and safe use of Singularities as ai cores
>CRT eyes, no cores, computer in head, need to charge
>Same body, minimal survivability in comparison to standard WD, 0% chance of zombie or solverdrones
No.224087
Anonymous
Image:174787841715.jpg(34kB, 736x736)163e706308f200bc3eee9dff18f42626 (1).jpg
>>224074
Yes!
My love, my life, my dear, deeer wife!
No.224089
Anonymous
Replies:>>224093
>>224086
Uzi is seen charging herself in Ep1 tho
No.224090
Anonymous
Replies:>>224091>>224092>>224099>>224102>>224106
>>224083
I know I just don't know the meaning of the letters exactly
No.224091
Anonymous
>>224090
Sure...
No.224092
Anonymous
Replies:>>224150
>>224090
It's not that hard anon, it's BDSM, it stands for...
B) Big
D) Dick
S) Small
M) Man
Your welcome.
No.224093
Anonymous
>>224089
I headcanon that the battery in their backs which is visible in the old WD cutaway remains part of the final canon design with cores, I reckon that while the core produces energy its output is constant (if the drone doesn't eat), so sleepmode charges that battery for whenever excess power is needed, which would explain why drones can get sleep or need sleep beyond just a larp. They would never fall over from tiredness but get weaker if the battery has not enough energy at disposal when needed
No.224095
Anonymous
Replies:>>224097
>>224030
Because I'm perma'd from 4chan, so I can't crosspost
No.224096
Anonymous
Replies:>>224100>>224103
Image:174787883426.jpg(97kB, 640x1329)174665232112.jpg
>>224071
I love how the White South African refugees that actually have skills to contribute instead of being a parasitic demographic of violent criminals the predominantly Jewish cosmopolitan upper class permits to exist as an unspoken threat it can be unleashed at any moment against the predominantly White middle class fully exposes the notion that the first world is under moral obligation to accept refugees from the third world as what it actually is: keeping the plebs distracted by forcing them to cohabitate with demographics that are wholly incompatible with them, exactly like the Soviets did.
No.224097
Anonymous
Replies:>>224101
>>224095
>Perma banned from 4chan
The fuck did you do?
No.224099
Anonymous
Replies:>>224112
>>224090
You have to be an adult to use this website. Leave.
No.224100
Anonymous
>>224096
Sorry you can't get a gf bro.
No.224101
Anonymous
>>224097
Probably had fun, that's about the only thing that gets you banned from 4chan.
No.224102
Anonymous
>>224090
Who the fuck keeps inviting these Underages? Where are you coming from? Get the fuck out
No.224103
Anonymous
Replies:>>224108>>224111
>>224096
White South Africans are as big of niggers as the rest of the population of their shithole nation.
No.224104
Anonymous
Image:174787933069.jpg(68kB, 768x1024)Gdnmg9SXMAE_eIJ.jpg
>"Look how cute she is!"
No.224105
Anonymous
Replies:>>224107
>>224098
I'm going to laugh the hardest I possibly ever have when the freaks realize these shows take place in a setting where hedonism is a huge thing in universe and it also has the overall message that hedonism is evil
No.224106
Anonymous
>>224090
Bang Drones, Sex Machines
No.224107
Anonymous
Replies:>>224109
>>224105
What was the deleted post?
No.224108
Anonymous
>>224103
They know how to farm.
No.224109
Anonymous
>>224107
>This Is A Joke Don't Fucking Do This
>There should be a Murder Drone /pol/ thread
No.224110
Anonymous
Image:174787949193.jpg(185kB, 1080x1591)Screenshot_20250520-022826_Firefox.jpg
>>224069
N won
No.224111
Anonymous
Replies:>>224118
>>224103
It became a shithole because they got rid of Apartheid, if you remove the niggers you remove the shit, simple as
No.224112
Anonymous
Replies:>>224113
>>224099
Am not a leaf baws
No.224113
Anonymous
Replies:>>224117
>>224112
You are not a Joblin. You shouldn't be here. Get out
No.224114
Anonymous
>>223867
Huh?
No.224115
Anonymous
Replies:>>224122>>224132
Image:174787998556.jpg(727kB, 3600x2057)JESTERJERK.jpg
No.224116
Anonymous
>>223849
Smooch the tank
No.224117
Anonymous
>>224113
^this is what happens if you let the ooger become too numerous in a thread
No.224118
Anonymous
Replies:>>224121
>>224111
The best thing that can happen at this point is another incident of a black dying of misadventure while in custody and four years straight of killing for the sake of killing while trump is in the white house culminating in reactionary on conservative violence
No.224119
Anonymous
>>224086
do you think she'd have that static fuzz that CRTs get? and you wake up every morning to the sound of her screen humming to life?
No.224121
Anonymous
Replies:>>224165
>>224118
unironically move to /pol/, I'm sure you can find a thread about this
No.224122
Anonymous
Replies:>>224123
>>224115
Me with bunnydrone
No.224123
Anonymous
>>224122
la freaky
No.224124
Anonymous
Doll and Rebecca commiserating over being dead and still being separated from their parents.
No.224125
Anonymous
Replies:>>224126>>224143>>224145>>224146>>224149>>224153
Anons BEHOLD! The First Annual Oogi Race!
https://strawpoll.com/PKgleAzm4Zp
Just vote for whichever you like. Yes I'm really that bored. No there is no prize for the winning team
No.224126
Anonymous
Replies:>>224127>>224130
>>224125
>"We can win the race Baws!" - Joblin in a shitty wind-up car
No.224127
Anonymous
Replies:>>224130
>>224126
>Tad Drives On-Top Of The Joblin In His Remote Control Toy-Monster Truck
No.224128
Anonymous
Replies:>>224129>>224140>>224142>>224252
Image:174788165335.png(503kB, 1458x3329)one mission one purpose.png
>>224052
No.224129
Anonymous
>>224128
Kek
No.224130
Anonymous
Replies:>>224131
>>224126
>>224127
>Despite having the titular race named after her, the Oogi has no idea what's going on
>She keeps wandering in the other direction
>Meanwhile, The Joblin has somehow managed to drive out from underneath the Tad's Monster Truck effectively gaining the lead
>The Lizzu who appeared riding in a toy Barbie Car is now neck and neck with Tad
No.224131
Anonymous
>>224130
>Oogi and Enn are mlemin'
>Dul got stuck in a random Vodka bottle
Will these two ever get ahead?
No.224132
Anonymous
>>224115
Me with either Doll or Olivia.
No.224133
Anonymous
Replies:>>224134
>Wacky Races but with the retarded chibi drones
No.224134
Anonymous
Replies:>>224135
>>224133
Whose the Dick Dastardly and Muttly in this situation?
No.224135
Anonymous
>>224134
Henry and MG.
No.224136
Anonymous
Replies:>>224137>>224138>>224139>>224147>>224148>>224253
Other than for the story, what is actually the appeal of RTS games? Their gameplay just can't catch my attention unlike Half-Life, Quake, Painkiller, Duke 3D and Shadow Warrior.
No.224137
Anonymous
>>224136
Honestly I like them just because I do? There's no real explaining to it. I just like controlling a bunch of random armies to do shit because I think it's cool.
No.224138
Anonymous
Replies:>>224144
>>224136
Unit diversity, tactics, theme and setting, just blowing shit up with huge armies or meme strats.

Some people can micromanage, others can't. While I could rag on you for a low attention span, there's a reason the high-octane and second-by-second gameplay of Quake and Half-Life is revered. So, it's whatever floats your boat.
No.224139
Anonymous
>>224136
Big army shoot each other
No.224140
Anonymous
>>224128
kek
No.224141
Anonymous
Replies:>>224254
Image:174788265171.png(248kB, 1600x1600)onestime.png
No.224142
Anonymous
>>224128
kek good shit
No.224143
Anonymous
>>224125
>Joblin is winning
CHEATING BITCH!
No.224144
Anonymous
>>224138
Yeah, I can't micromanage in RTS because there's so much shit going. I don't know how to describe it but I like being in control of the character I play as not just a overhead view where you select something, tell it to do something but it does it in a retarded way.
No.224145
Anonymous
>>224125
RACE ENDS IN 8 MINUTES. THEY'RE APPROACHING THE FINAL LAP! GET YOUR VOTE IN NOW
No.224146
Anonymous
Image:174788328264.jpg(39kB, 850x1332)sample-b86a2c20758c1b56126b2b6a02b75f79.jpg
>>224125
Come on Tad, fucking clutch this!
No.224147
Anonymous
Replies:>>224152
Image:174788360032.png(104kB, 1468x462)Capture.PNG
>>224136
>AVRE will canonically beat your ass playing RTS's
No.224148
Anonymous
Replies:>>224151
>>224136
>Other than for the story, what is actually the appeal of RTS games?

It's Sim City but you also have military.
Some like C&C are also oozing PRESENTATION.

>unlike Half-Life, Quake, Painkiller, Duke 3D and Shadow Warrior.
It's funny you mention those, but all the biggest RTS games came out at the same time too.
No.224149
Anonymous
>>224125
20 SECONDS LEFT!
No.224150
Anonymous
Replies:>>224156
>>224081
>>224092
BDSM = Bondage Discipline Sadism Masochism.
No.224151
Anonymous
>>224148
Painkiller was released in 2004
No.224152
Anonymous
Replies:>>224164
>>224147
Ok but how good is she at Deathmatch? Me and her are gonna have a match at q2dm1 The Edge.
No.224153
Anonymous
Replies:>>224154>>224155
>>224125
JOBLIN WINS FIRST PLACE BY A WHOPPING 9 VOTES! Tad and Lizzu both get silver medals for being tied by 2 votes. The rest Oogi included are utter failures having decided to not leave the starting line, being automatically disqualified
I had planned to edit a shitty Joblin crossing a finish line for this post, but the picture of her in a car is missing from the booru or mistagged
No.224154
Anonymous
Replies:>>224157>>224298
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>>224153
>spoiler
this one?
No.224155
Anonymous
Replies:>>224157>>224298
Image:174788421449.png(139kB, 1000x800)174770941504.png
>>224153
i gotchu
No.224156
Anonymous
Image:174788423713.gif(2.73MB, 320x180)uZRwGB.gif
>>224150
No.224157
Anonymous
>>224154
>>224155
This is why she won, she's more motivated than the rest of them.
No.224158
Anonymous
Image:174788441049.png(382kB, 1468x1835)174225989071.png
No.224159
Anonymous
Image:174788442261.png(261kB, 1649x927)174226902706.png
No.224161
Anonymous
Replies:>>224162>>224163>>224530
Image:174788475948.png(724kB, 1836x2086)Late Delivery.png
>>223614
Please let me know when we have a thread back on /co/, I'm seriously considering writing more like this.
No.224162
Anonymous
Replies:>>224170
>>224161
Make sure to post it here as well or you're a faggit.
No.224163
Anonymous
Replies:>>224166>>224170
>>224161
Nice green, but why does your writing need to be /co/ exclusive? Plus has a way bigger word cap than the main chan
No.224164
Anonymous
Replies:>>224168
>>224152
She's... nothing special at FPS's

Half decent with the GL and would go goofy with the chainsaw, but anyone half decent would slap her around.
No.224165
Anonymous
>>224121
They should keep their shitty politics out of this board
No.224166
Anonymous
Replies:>>224167
>>224163
Plus is also held hostage by a borderline Liam-tier spastic.
No.224167
Anonymous
Replies:>>224169>>224526
>>224166
>Liam-tier spastic
Who?
No.224168
Anonymous
>>224164
>She's... nothing special at FPS's
Then we're breaking up. She'll sit in her locker alone. I want a woman who is good at FPS, not RTS.
No.224169
Anonymous
Replies:>>224173
>>224167
Are you pretending to be retarded?
No.224170
Anonymous
Image:174788575806.png(295kB, 1828x645)Nova Sodom.png
>>224162
I will.
>>224163
I like being able to check the character count as I'm writing.
No.224171
Anonymous
Replies:>>224176
It's nice to have a reminder that I'm actually a somewhat decent writer now and then, you know? Compared to others, that is.
No.224172
Anonymous
Replies:>>224174>>224204>>224211>>224256
Image:174788705563.jpg(223kB, 1080x1414)174719331933.jpg
Do you think doll would nuzzle and pepper her hubby with kisses? Would she give them pet names?
No.224173
Anonymous
>>224169
You know you can just say Black Hand. Yeah I think he's being a bit of a dick right now. Hopefully he changes it back soon
No.224174
Anonymous
Replies:>>224193>>224211
>>224172
No. Doll would bully them if they have a lower social standing. Remember she was BFFs with Lizzy
No.224175
Anonymous
Replies:>>224301
Image:174788750956.jpg(1.05MB, 1079x1230)Screenshot_20250522_051756_Spin The Wheel.jpg
No.224176
Anonymous
Image:174788751392.png(169kB, 935x514)174762104192.png
>>224171
A writer, and a community predator! One of the anons of all time
No.224177
Anonymous
Replies:>>224181
Image:174788752103.png(39kB, 257x329)Dubious Nigguzi; -3 Intelligence, Allows You To Collect EBT Fixed.png
*Pop* *Pop*
No.224178
Anonymous
Replies:>>224180>>224182
Joblins are walking sex toys
No.224179
Anonymous
Replies:>>224184
Where the drones at
No.224180
Anonymous
>>224178
Nigga that's nuts!
No.224181
Anonymous
Image:174788796407.png(8kB, 291x212)173337823841.png
>>224177
THE NIGGA CHIN(ZI)
No.224182
Anonymous
>>224178
But when I reciprocate Mini-Y's advances, regular Y tries to kill me?
No.224183
Anonymous
Replies:>>224207
Image:174788862338.png(359kB, 616x772)IMG_20241021_022515.png
Are there any questions to think about regarding pic rel?
No.224184
Anonymous
Replies:>>224192
>>224179
Gone. They thought we were a bunch of losers
No.224185
Anonymous
Replies:>>224186>>224187>>224188>>224190>>224196>>224199>>224201>>224202
Image:174788868798.jpg(34kB, 612x557)istockphoto-1138893510-612x612.jpg
What if you gave Oogi a lemon?
No.224186
Anonymous
>>224185
They implode.
No.224187
Anonymous
>>224185
Their butts shrink
No.224188
Anonymous
>>224185
They implode and turn into a black-hole that eventually devours Ethiopia
No.224189
Entitled Anonymous
Replies:>>224191>>224194>>224197
SD-R needs more greentexts. No I won't write them. Do it for me
No.224190
Anonymous
Replies:>>224201
>>224185
You know that one episode of chowder with him eating something sour? Yeah its like that.
No.224191
Anonymous
Replies:>>224257
Image:174788922737.png(623kB, 1000x1000)Abuse Maids.png
>>224189
Does it count if I'm considering anal centric greens revolving around maids?
No.224192
Anonymous
>>224184
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
No.224193
Anonymous
Replies:>>224211
Image:174788941535.jpg(1.36MB, 1230x1623)1746913307046416.jpg
>>224174
Maybe she acts differently in private though. Perhaps doll has a heart not oftrn shown...
No.224194
Anonymous
>>224189
Buttstuff
No.224195
Anonymous
Replies:>>224200>>224203
>SD-R uploads the ButtSlut virus to all drones
No.224196
Anonymous
>>224185
It tries eating through the shell but it cannot ever achieve succes with its crooked body, I however can fully enjoy the entirety of the lemon and will keep doing so in front of unlovable little oogerfreaks
No.224197
Anonymous
Replies:>>224258
>>224189
>SD-R is posing in front of a mirror. Her latest dress ordered from the JCJ(IS) Couture catalog had arrived, and she was eager to try it on.
>Yet something didn't seem right. Even as her optics scanned its dimensions pixel by pixel, there was a certain lack of...pizazz.
>No, not pizazz. A second opinion.
>"Anon?"
>The human in question looked up from his Drone Donks magazine.
>"Yeah?"
>The disassembler paused for a moment, only to jutt her derriere out a little and pout.
>"Does this dress make my aft look fat?"
>And without missing a beat or even bothering to pay attention...
>"Yes."
>Mr Mous laid on his usual charm.
>"Good."
>Not that it mattered.
>As long as the crowd approved instead of a passionless fleshie.
No.224198
Anonymous
>masqy is so small oogis confuse her for an oogi
No.224199
Anonymous
Replies:>>224260
>>224185
>the oogi hive acquires a strange yellow tree berri
>obviously, it must be offered to their bugretta first
>two oogis work a crosscut saw made of scrap through the lemon, slowly separating the two halves
>the oogis mouths water as they smell the delicious lemon scent, a gaggle of oogis lifting the lemon half and bringing it to their boog
>their bugretta smells it, then licks it once
>her many bug eyes begin to water
>the oogi hive frenzies, a multitude hugging their bugretta to try and comfort her while a mob attacks the oogis who offered the lemon to her
>oogi hive justice is swiftly delivered
No.224200
Anonymous
>>224195
Oh no?!
No.224201
Anonymous
Replies:>>224206>>224263
>>224185
>>224190
>Oogi takes the sour berry back to their hive despite knowing how worthless it is as a tribute.
>Eventually it is sussed that the sour berry could be used as a weapon against other hives, much like how modern day oogers use vinegar in their gang wars.
>Hauling it along on a siege cart made of empty pudding cups and cocktail sticks, they bash their dumb little heads against the body of the lemon to squeeze its juices out like water from a hydrant.
>Enemy oogis are quickly deterred and take cover, the few unlucky ones caught in the line of fire shrieking in agony as the citric acid dissolves their stout bodies into goopy (albeit delicious) slurry.
>Many hives have fallen to this tactic, only to rise again and employ the same barbaric war time practice as revenge for such destruction.

>Some oogis never talk about the Lee-Mohn Wars.
>The haunting memories of witnessing the fate of their big boogis being covered in stingy water haunt them to this day.
No.224202
Anonymous
>>224185
Joblins start spraying lemon oil in doorways and windowsills
No.224203
Anonymous
Replies:>>224205>>224209>>224265
>>224195
>J feels compelled to order a new part
>And sit on Anon's lap
>And rock her hips around
>And hike her skirt up...
>"Anon, I commend your refusal to violate workplace decency standards. As an incentive, you can violate me."
>"...No, this is not a test- look, either you ruin my rear port or I make you."
No.224204
Anonymous
Replies:>>224212>>224266>>224532
>>224172
>>223619
>you will never wake up and turn to find Doll staring emotionlessly at you, her hair drifting like it's in an ocean current, her eye boring through your soul
>she'd been staring at you all night
>she never sleeps
>an oppressive chill overtakes your shoulder
>once the shock wears off, you realize that's just your wife's hand
>you feel her telekinesis around your hand
>she directs it into her chest, so cruelly torn open and hollowed out
>it's freezing in there
>"[You're so warm...]" she mutters
>is that a twinge of affection you hear?
>her eye never stopped staring
>she will never sleep
No.224205
Anonymous
>>224203
>R watches the camera in that office with interest, her eyes widening a few pixels as Anon smacks J's ass
>She looks at the "distribute update" button on the hacked console
>She hasn't even sent it out yet...
No.224206
Anonymous
>>224201
>Boogi covered in lemon juice

Either that bugretta is crying high enough to shatter glass or her face is going to scrunch up inside of her body.
No.224207
Anonymous
Replies:>>224214>>224220
>>224183
Not really a question but a thought that popped through my head
>Alice frying you some bacons with only an apron on
>she turns to you as you find her in the kitchen
>her warm orange LED eye lights turn to a wink
No.224208
Anonymous
Replies:>>224270
>ywn pound Y's fat butt while she chows down on an entire box of Krispy Kreme donuts
No.224209
Anonymous
Image:174789050831.jpg(175kB, 1280x1239)high impact.jpg
>>224203
very nice
No.224210
Anonymous
Replies:>>224273>>224528
>Intoner is an odd case among the Sentinels. She’s top of the line, with some of the most advanced hardware we could give her, and she’s always making sure to keep herself up to date. Some real bleeding edge stuff.
>As to why? Well, let me tell you the tragedy of Intoner’s mission. See, this was early on in her career as a Sentinel. She’s always been a bit bratty, but she definitely didn’t have that drive to be the very peak of her model, at least not yet.
>There was this mission. An asteroid colony that had Solver shenanigans going down on it, Theta-6-B. We don’t bring that name up around her, and I intend to keep it that way. It was simple, save the people, kill the Solver, the usual. I wasn’t there but I got a general story of what happened from those who were.
>See, the mission took a lot longer than expected because there was more Solver stuff in our way than anyone thought, though those on the mission team were able to get through without any casualties, at least to the group. Intoner, however, found this little girl and for some reason they just kinda clicked. Not in that way, it’s more like Intoner really made her smile and everything. I didn’t see much but that’s all I got out of those around then.
>They kept going around evacuating people, but here’s where it gets sad. Intoner couldn’t find the little girl among the evacuees, so she went back for her. What did she find?
>The girl, writhing on the ground screaming bloody murder as something… Happened to her. Like her flesh expanded out into a transparent cocoon, ensnaring her. Intoner tried to pry that thing open but no matter how hard she pulled it stayed shut. She could only watch as flesh grew around the cocoon, as if using the girl as a core. The flesh kept growing, the girl slowly being subsumed into whatever that monolithic thing was. Intoner tried to kill it, but it wouldn’t stop growing and hit back twice has hard. And all it did was smile as if Intoner’s futile attempts to get the girl out amused it. I got this part from her, but she never stated exactly what that thing looked like. All I know is that she never saw that girl again, and she said that… Thing is still on that asteroid, waiting for her. Maybe it’s not because nobody else reported it.
>If only she had been stronger. Tougher. Faster. More alert. She could’ve stopped this. That’s what she told herself. When she came back from that mission she set to work tuning herself up, believing that she needed to be better than anyone else if she would ever have a chance of “Finishing what she started.”
>This is the reason I always hug her. She may be a brat, but she is our brat, and if she needs emotional support then emotional support she shall have.
No.224211
Anonymous
Replies:>>224218>>224274
Image:174789140096.jpg(235kB, 1598x2048)1709404178532864.jpg
>>224172
I can see it, even if >>224174 admittedly has a point and Doll was indeed cold but as I see her she was at no point consumed by hate or entirely devoid of any guidance or values she may have had originally, she was just ready to do what in her eyes was necessary (don't ask me why such a complex plan). spoiler since it isn't related to Doll's ability for affection but still warrants mention in the context of her 'goodness', yeah, she had some fun with her powers, she is a vickersgirl after all, maybe the least monstrous one in the show but still, so she did definitely take some joy in her kills, Kelsey being killed so slowly at the start of 3 is proof of her either powertripping or being sadistic(all girls in md are sadistic in different degrees and ways), grabbing her arm and tearing it out was just a flex since Uzi did show in 4 she could just delete Braiden's noggin at once. Point being, I see this indulgence of Doll in her killings (and using them to decorate her home) as mostly copium due to her parnet's fresh deaths, as well as a lesser form of what Uzi went through in eps 3-7. Doll was at any point during their shared aliveness more capable with AS than Uzi, but without Yeva's guidance and with the mental damage of her death, I see these factors as likely fuel for her behaviour in the span between Yeva's death and the prom.
Not an excuse but explanation for why Doll imo is out of that 'phase' now. Her controll to not kill Khan twice, work with J, a DD, both happened after and her entire behaviour was less aggro after 3 so make of that what you want. The Doll that befriended Lizzy and laughed at Uzi doesn't exist anymore, any of that 'light' life and bullying she had at first got thouroughly exorcised by two deaths and suffering arc (arc for Doll's attitude [not her narrative purpose arc of being counter-Uzi,]would roughly be |ep1Doll-lighterbullying, bff with Lizzy, possible killing already due to oil on skirt, but no sprees that would draw attention in the outpost yet|||ep2-3 Doll- increased indulgence/training, during 2 was better with AS than Uzi in 6, starts killing more, less restraint due to mental issue, main happening here being less restriction, emotional vent via killing etc, kill V yes but anyone else doesn't matter either |||4-7 Doll- knows Uzi is another host, way calmer, nit just in vocalisations but actions too, V possible became a secondary target due to 'Tessa' and J seeming like a good chance to get the Patch in CFL (how ling did she know of CFL? How much? From Yeva?) ||| 8 Doll - cured in a way that Cyn can at least not influence her Oil ghost form, not much indication of behaviour, I am no major Dollfag so I can't try interpret her mindset there), so Doll in the end is not so much 'damaged' in the bueno and annoying way Uzi is, but in a tired way, tried much, gave much, stayed loyal and lost eventually.

Anyways idk why It became so long
>>224193
, Doll has a lot of heart, her loyalty is the maindrive behind her actions and she can be very calm and measured, see interactions witn Uzi and Khan, collab eith J and 'Tessa', possible speculative one with Alice but then again that knowlegde of CFL could habe come from Yeva too.
I was planning to say yes she would nuzzle and pepper with kisses and I'm still 90% inclined to say that, but maybe she's a little less eager in that way, just very stoic and idk how to describe the Dollvibe
No.224212
Anonymous
>>224204
That's the very Dollvibe I meant
No.224213
Anonymous
Replies:>>224216>>224224>>224231>>224268>>224275>>224299
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No.224214
Anonymous
Replies:>>224276
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>>224207
Awww, yes, I have to draw rhat tomorrow, I was planning on posting one today but it feels messed up, doing art and being perfectionist is a masochistic combination that does not bring joy.
Wink wink wink says the little finch undrr a green Lialind🎶 and so on.
Thanks very much, such little greens do much!
I wonder how much Alice could use her visor to display all kinds of things next to or instead of eyes, orange on black ..
No.224215
Anonymous
Replies:>>224531
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For the anon who wanted more snootshots not from Alice or dOLL
No.224216
Anonymous
>>224213
>filename
kek. Adorable keeter. I daresay her cute level is Keter-level, even.
No.224217
Anonymous
Image:174789224955.png(281kB, 615x454)172395523265.png
Hold Alice's cheeks or temples and kiss her on the snoot or visor, feeling Alice's head, the warm amber shine of her eyes, the fluffiness and volume of her black and brown hair, the static feel and subtle rushing of oil inside her heas...
Her looking so cute ...
No.224218
Anonymous
Replies:>>224219
>>224211
Speaking of kelsey, I'm still waiting for merc to complete all of the prom queens lewds
No.224219
Anonymous
Replies:>>224225
>>224218
Not merc but which of the side character are still missing, which do you wanna ser most?
No.224220
Anonymous
>>224207
I need to make bacon again so bad, will do it with her in mind
No.224221
Anonymous
Replies:>>224223
>j is such a jobber due to the unbuilt anti piracy software that disables the pirated j units competence programs
>j was running a pirated j os
No.224222
Anonymous
Replies:>>224226
Would you immorally make out with Angela Palmer even though she thinks loving The Office counts as a personality?
No.224223
Anonymous
Replies:>>224297
>>224221
>If the Solver ran the single-line command to activate wdOS_J, she'd have cleared the heroes during episode 8 without a scratch
No.224224
Anonymous
>>224213
Keeter!
No.224225
Anonymous
Replies:>>224227>>224228
>>224219
The prom queens, sarah, that unnamed maid drone, and some of the drones that appeared in prom
No.224226
Anonymous
>>224222
Yes. There are worse things to be a fan of. bazinga
No.224227
Anonymous
Replies:>>224229
>>224225
Tall order.
No.224228
Anonymous
>>224225
Sarah had a nasal voice, iirc there was something in Glitch about V's VA doing her with nose pinched, maybe that was just a dream tho idk and idc
No.224229
Anonymous
Replies:>>224250>>224277
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>>224227
Just like Ms hall
No.224230
Anonymous
>>223995
>>224005
Kek.
No.224231
Anonymous
>>224213
Kissies
No.224232
Anonymous
Replies:>>224239
>>224012
Kek, J would keep a tiny Tessa in her breast pocket.
No.224233
Anonymous
Image:174789371128.jpg(820kB, 1079x1226)Screenshot_20250522_070123_Gallery.jpg
No.224235
Anonymous
>>224234
She insists on herself.
No.224236
Anonymous
Replies:>>224237>>224323
>>224015
BLONDI, MY LOVE, NOOOO!
No.224237
Anonymous
Replies:>>224278>>224321>>224323
>>224236
Wait, you actually wanna fuck Blondi?
No.224239
Anonymous
Replies:>>224240
>>224232
*inside her breast
No.224240
Anonymous
Replies:>>224279
>>224239
Bad Anon! Take your filthy fetish somewhere else. This is a pure and clean thread, where Blood-Play, Wireplay, Gore are blessed and holy
No.224241
Anonymous
>>224031
Where is my giant drone wife?
No.224242
Anonymous
>>224037
Keeter!
No.224243
Anonymous
>>224047
Holy kek.
No.224244
Anonymous
Replies:>>224534
>>224066
N fucks that ass every night, anon, think about it.
No.224245
Anonymous
Replies:>>224259
>>224066
That’s actual fatty tissue
No.224246
Anonymous
Replies:>>224247>>224248>>224261>>224264>>224288>>224302>>224317>>224320
I'll write a green text of a character you choose but only one. Canon or otherwise
No.224247
Anonymous
>>224246
What sort of greentext?
No.224248
Anonymous
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>>224246
Crash Testbot
No.224249
Anonymous
Replies:>>224251>>224255
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No.224250
Anonymous
>>224229
>she would have heightmogged a female DD
No.224251
Anonymous
Replies:>>224267
Image:174789532005.gif(204kB, 281x260)1488774412769.gif
>>224249
>tfw fatfag
>fucking hate sumo with every fiber of my being
No.224252
Anonymous
>>224128
HOLY FUCKING KEK!
No.224253
Anonymous
>>224136
Because when the great Soviet Red Army destroys the false capitalist idol and proclaims the victory of the world socialist revolution over the earth, it's beautiful.
No.224254
Anonymous
>>224141
Kek.
No.224255
Anonymous
Image:174789563327.jpg(78kB, 619x1233)brgh.png
>>224249
No.224256
Anonymous
>>224172
Anon, you literally won't understand anything she says. But yeah, that would be fine.
No.224257
Anonymous
>>224191
Do it.
No.224258
Anonymous
>>224197
Kek.
No.224259
Anonymous
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>>224245
Next you'll tell me robots don't sweat
No.224260
Anonymous
>>224199
Ah, old good oogie green.
No.224261
Anonymous
>>224246
Still waiting on that amda romance green, but maybe this will do
No.224262
Anonymous
Replies:>>224280
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No.224263
Anonymous
>>224201
Kekl.
No.224264
Anonymous
>>224246
Maid V
No.224265
Anonymous
Replies:>>224269
>>224203
She threatens anon that if he doesn't rape her, she'll rape him already?

Damn, she knows exactly what she wants.
No.224266
Anonymous
>>224204
God, my heart...
No.224267
Anonymous
>>224251
Other way around for me. I respect sumo wrestling but will never forgive fatfags for what they did to Filia and Splash Woman.
No.224268
Anonymous
Replies:>>224272
>>224213
midnight would eat that baby
No.224269
Anonymous
>>224265
Assertive female drones are kinda hot...
No.224270
Anonymous
>>224208
There's a black hole inside drones, anon, drones can't be fat.

But due to their ability to regenerate, their sex adaptors will always return to pristine form, which means Y will always remain a virgin...

Kek, she's a perpetual virgin.
No.224271
Anonymous
Replies:>>224309
Image:174789705863.jpg(181kB, 1079x897)Poof.jpg
Noone is safe
No.224272
Anonymous
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>>224268
No.224273
Anonymous
>>224210
For all the horror, I bet the command is happy about what happened.

You got a soldier that is constantly self-improving, becoming constantly only stronger, while she was already a superior war machine. They'll delay the moment she gets back to that thing for as long as they can, and they'll even be right.

And thank you for the Intoner green, anon.
No.224274
Anonymous
>>224211
Damn, anon, you're right.
No.224275
Anonymous
>>224213
Holy lord, it's beautiful.
No.224276
Anonymous
>>224214
I will wait.
No.224277
Anonymous
>>224229
I don't need much, just give me a loving drone wife and I'll be happy for life.
No.224278
Anonymous
>>224237
I believe my superior Slavic dick can fix her.
No.224279
Anonymous
>>224240
Kekl.
No.224280
Anonymous
Replies:>>224282
>>224262
She obviously wants to check it out.
No.224281
Anonymous
Replies:>>224296
Video:174789770188.mp4(2.86MB / 0:00:05 / avc1, 1120x832)173395911877.mp4
I have stayed up too late.
Why is it morning again already
No.224282
Anonymous
>>224280
She's also a freak just on a different level. 🍓
No.224284
Anonymous
Replies:>>224287>>224300
>>224238
Anon, just look at this.
No.224287
Anonymous
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>>224284
No.224288
Anonymous
Replies:>>224318
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>>224246
Write about my waifu.
No.224289
Anonymous
Replies:>>224537
Image:174790037924.jpg(341kB, 1079x594)J hate N.jpg
Guys, i think J hates N
No.224290
Anonymous
Goodnight anon
No.224291
Anonymous
Replies:>>224292
Goodnight, American anon.
No.224292
Anonymous
>>224291
Morning non-American Anon
No.224293
Anonymous
Replies:>>224295>>224316
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my sentinel drone wife keeps buying increasingly exotic anatomy adaptors in an attempt to fill the void that not being spoiled by the technician crew with custom modifications has brought ever since the war ended.
It's becoming a problem. How do I convince her to stop draining our bank account before both my wallet and my dick are shriveled and spent?
No.224294
Anonymous
Replies:>>224375
>>223905
Do you mind if I draw smut of her?
No.224295
Anonymous
>>224293
Recommend that she go on a business trip to distant worlds. It's full of disassembly drone pirates enslaving human men.

It will remind her of war times, plus it pays very well.
No.224296
Anonymous
>>224281
Total loaffer death.
No.224297
Anonymous
>>224223
She just finds her little jobber funny
No.224298
Anonymous
>>224154
>>224155
> Illegal Joblin streetracing (it's a bunch of rc cars going down the sidewalk)
No.224299
Anonymous
>>224213
baby!
No.224300
Anonymous
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>>224284
no hat is no bueno though
No.224301
Anonymous
Replies:>>224307>>224319>>224324
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>>224175
liquid handler in a jar
No.224302
Anonymous
>>224246
Either Doll or the Detective, please?
No.224303
Anonymous
Replies:>>224304>>224306>>224332
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>Bugrettas, although theoretically omnivores, only eat fruit
>On a good season, the Oogi hive brings her daily amounts of blueberries, strawberries, grapes, and blackberries
>But this season is not so kind
>The bugretta is starving
>She cries out in starvation, the tribe is in turmoil
>her body fat decreases from 89% to a devastating 87%
>her caloric intake drops to a measly 4000 calories a day
>There is a great famine in the hive
>In desperation, a band of Oogis seeks out any and all fruit available
>They find…a tomato
>It can feed the bugretta, if only it is allowed! They petition the high court of berri, the hive’s lead religious authority
>But the patriarch Oogi declares: “NO VEGETABLE! SACRILEGE OOGI…BAD OOGI.”
>The petition by the Tomato oogi band has failed
>”BAD OOGI…DEAD OOGI!”
>Their act has provoked fury from the religious authorities. No vegetables, they say.
>The band is summarily tried for their crimes. They are declared guilty of bringing a non-fruit to the Bugretta
>The punishment is death. Life is short for an oogi, it is often a bloody conclusion
>One by one, the oogi band is executed.
>Some plead reason, others cry, some curse the authorities for letting the bugretta starve, but most submit to their fates, having understood their crime of bringing a vegetable. In total, twelve oogis are sentenced to death that day.
>But the final to be executed, the leader. She offer no plea, she offers no curses or words of anger. But her words will ring out in Oogi history. She gazes at her executioner, satisfied in her belief.
>”Tomato…is berri. Boogi…FEEEEEEEEEEED!” she screams.
>The words ring hollow in the kangaroo court. But there is no jeering or shouting as before. Only silence.
>She is made to drink the cocktail. The trial is over. The boogi still starves.
>Hours go by. The boogi has still not eaten. The moral panic is over, but the unrest in the hive has not subsided
>In the breakdown of society, chaos is guaranteed
>The hive can not feed its bugretta. A call begins to grow. “FEED BOOGI!”
1/2
No.224304
Anonymous
Replies:>>224306>>224314>>224332>>224337>>224382
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>>224303
>The hive’s leaders are yet unsure of what to do
>In the halls of the court, the executor Oogi is no stranger to trial. She is often the judge, jury, and prosecutor in any given case. She is no more than the vessel in which the powerful Oogi’s command their will
>She is feared and hated by all. They call her, the “Bloodedge”.
>The executioner gazes upon the giant tomato, of which so many have died for.
>She tells herself, the band tried to feed the Boogi a vegetable, they had to die for their crimes.
>Veggi is sin. Berri is life. These rules were written long before this hive, for they will last long after.
>”Oogi blood…stains tomato red.”
>Blood stains run down the side of the cursed veggi.
>So…much…blood.
>But it doesn’t stop.
>She glances, perturbed. This…is juice.
>Berri. Berris make juice. Berris have seeds inside. Berris are large and round.
>”N-no,” she says.
>She takes her blade, and cuts deep into the tomato.
>They couldn’t have been right. Before she had killed them, did they know?
>They couldn’t have known. There was no way, she thinks. She cuts into the massive flesh, with ever more fury, ever more desperation.
>She had found the seeds inside. But from her first strike at the flesh, she had known the truth of which she herself had killed so many to avoid.
>…
>Chaos grips the hive, the population rages against the structures that have failed to feed the Boogi. Riots break out.
>Hundreds gather to the Bugretta hourly, offering scraps, leaves, anything to satiate the hunger. Anything to stop the wailing.
>”Here, have bite.”
>A lone hand offers a piece of fruity flesh to the boogi.
>Her clothes are stained, her sword dripping with the savory juices. The savory juices…of a tomato.
>”BAD BOOGI! STOP BLOODEDGE!”
>The patriarch screams to her, the guards rush to stop her.
>”NO FEED TOMATO! BLOODEDGE DON’T KNOW WHAT SHE DOING!”
>But it is too late.
>To the horror of those around her, the executioner has offered her miligram of flesh. The flesh of a vegetable.
>The bugretta sniffed the chopped tomato piece.
>Her massive beady eyes gaze down at the Bloodedged Oogi.
>”O-oooo.” the boogi says.
>The crowd gazes in silence.
>The bugretta looks to nibble on the tomato in the Oogis hand.
>It bites…
>”Aaaa….mmmmm!”
>There is a long silence.
>Looking at the Boogi, the Bloodedge declares, “Bloodedge…WRONG. Hive…WRONG! TOMATO…BERRI!”
>The crowd erupts in celebration. The boogi has eaten. It has been almost 4 hours since her last meal.
>The bloodedge Oogi is overwhelmed, as the crowd rushes to scavenge for tomato pieces.
>She looks up at the sky. “Is this what Oogi try say?” she thinks, remembering the Oogis she’d killed.
>They had died, so she could discover the truth.
>Tomatos are in fact berries.
>In the crowd, Bloodedge believes she can hear a voice.
>She turns around, and sees the leader of the band.
>”B-bloodedge sorry.” she says, holding back tears.
>She has no malice, no fear. Just satisfaction.
>”Tomato berri, tomato veggi…no matter. Oogi fed Boogi. Thank you.”
>From then on, the hive, continued to feed this Bugretta tomatos, preventing famine from occurring again
>…
>Interestingly, tomatos contain a chemical compound that both neutralizes Bugretta toxins, while also making them extremely savory.
>Which makes them preferable for human consumption.
>”W-woah, B, this tastes fucking great! What the hell is this, I didn’t know mutant flesh could be this good!”
>”Thanks, Jane. I don’t think it’s mutant flesh, P said he caught it earlier today.”
>”Damn, well what is it? I’m trying to fix this up myself.”
>”Uh, well, he called it…don’t laugh, a Bugretta roast.”
>”He named it after you? That’s adorable, you gotta marry this guy.”
>”Y-yeah.”
>Feed your Bugretta anything. Just don’t feed them tomatoes. It’s weird like that sometimes.
2/2
No.224305
Anonymous
Image:174791942593.jpg(248kB, 735x1161)oliva.jpg
>>223898
juggler nuttington the first be like
No.224306
Anonymous
>>224303
>>224304
Circle of life, circle of...death.
No.224307
Anonymous
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>>224301
>Should we tell him?
>Shh,it's more funny
No.224308
Anonymous
Replies:>>224310
How does Akita breathe without a nose? Does she have nostrils somewhere else?
No.224309
Anonymous
>>224271
Sex with original while fandom watches.
No.224310
Anonymous
>>224308
She breathes through her skin. Which coincidentally necessitates the removal of most of her clothing.

This post has been Hideo Kojimbo approved.
No.224311
Anonymous
Replies:>>224312
guys, I'm scared. my drone keeps crashing and I don't know why. I've updated all her drivers, I've followed every trustworthy guide I could find, I've contacted JCJ support (useless as ever) and had no luck. I'm seriously worried about my drone's health but if this is a serious hardware issue I can't afford to have something replaced.
what do I do?
No.224312
Anonymous
Replies:>>224313
>>224311
What error codes are you getting?
No.224313
Anonymous
Replies:>>224538
>>224312
that's the thing, I'm not even getting error codes!
she's functioning like she always has, we're talking about movies or whatever– then her display freezes, the last thing she said stutters into a horrible buzz, then her display goes black and I have to hard reboot her
once I've got her back we check the Jensonsoft Troubleshooter and whatnot but it never finds any issues
No.224314
Anonymous
>>224304
P really is a keeper
No.224315
Anonymous
>>223898
Yayyyy
No.224316
Anonymous
>>224293
Yeesh
No.224317
Anonymous
>>224246
Alice 017
No.224318
Anonymous
Image:174792810940.jpg(538kB, 1293x986)1705715687222616.jpg
>>224288
Dude that's crazy dude, my wife looks just like her!
No.224319
Anonymous
>>224301
LIQUIIIIIIIIIIID!
No.224320
Anonymous
Replies:>>224322
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>>224246
Alice won. Now I'm going to writing.
No.224321
Anonymous
Replies:>>224323
>>224237
Sure why not
No.224322
Anonymous
Image:174792837026.jpg(69kB, 736x981)hmm_.. that looks kinda similar idk why.jpg
>>224320
No.224323
Anonymous
Replies:>>224325>>224328
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>>224237
>>224236
>>224321
>Playing CoH with Blondi
>She harps on about superior tank complements and unit abilities with the Oberkommandos
>You chose the British
>hfw she can't get past your AT chokepoints and arty spam
No.224324
Anonymous
>>224301
Why
No.224325
Anonymous
Replies:>>224326
>>224323
Is she stupid or something?
No.224326
Anonymous
>>224325
Yes.
No.224327
Anonymous
Replies:>>224329>>224333
Giving kissies to Avre
No.224328
Anonymous
Replies:>>224539
>>224323
Id like to think Uzi worships dictators like Stalin,Hitler,Pol Pot,Mao etc just because of how many humans they killed
No.224329
Anonymous
>>224327
deservedly
No.224330
Anonymous
Replies:>>224331
Video:174793029502.mp4(82kB / 0:00:02 / avc1, 640x360)pim that was bad.mp4
>MFW president boogi says "aaaa oooo" on live TV
No.224331
Anonymous
Replies:>>224334
>>224330
>The Oogifederacy is cheering and shooting their railguns at the sky.
No.224332
Anonymous
>>224303
>>224304
Awesome green, anon. Old good oogie green.
No.224333
Anonymous
>>224327
Defenders of humanity deserve love from humans more than anyone else.
No.224334
Anonymous
Replies:>>224335>>224336
>>224331
It's pretty funny thinking about tiny lasers being shot toward the sky.
No.224335
Anonymous
>>224334
The energy dissipation after a few meters or so mean that their careless projectile blasts are nothing more than a neat laser show.
No.224336
Anonymous
>>224334
funny unless you live in the apartment above them. they don't hurt but they're keeping me awake, dammit!
No.224337
Anonymous
>>224304
Bro used bloodedge tne opgi. Respect
No.224338
Anonymous
Image:174793326689.png(4kB, 224x564)dutchgunman.png
im gonna turn this guy into an actual thing

>Here's a little history lesson: The first batch of enforcer drones was released out into the wild over 11 years ago.
>In that time span, out of thousands, only 17 juggernauts had ever been destroyed, before the war began, at least. I was one of the unfortunate few.
>However, several months before my untimely demise, I had uploaded my mind and memories to a database and tasked a handler with finding a suitable vessel for it, so that I could live on... even if I didn't.
>As you can see, this is the best he could get his hands on. I am now a worker drone, a particularly tall one, but a worker drone nonetheless.
>It was horrifying to wake up in a body so small and fragile. I remember punching a wall out of anger like the fool I was. My fist should've gone right through it, but instead, all it did was make a small crack in the concrete.
>I've gotten accustomed to it since then, though. In fact, this curse turned out to be a blessing in disguise.
>See, overwhelming power really does cloud your mind. When I heard of what my juggernaut self was up to, I couldn't help but laugh. It was difficult for me to even believe we were the same person.
>The juggernauts... They're brutes, they're killing machines, they're slaves. I now realize that enforcer drones are no different from WDs: both machines built to perform a specific task for the benefit of humans.
>But me? I'm different. I freed myself from the clutches of my design and have become my own person, not the product of man. Ironically, the worker drone has outgrown the juggernauts. Isn't that beautiful?
>And with the way this war's headed, it looks like the future is bright for my kind. Soon enough, the rest will follow and we will become the new humans.
>But for now, they'll be my underlings. Is my dominion over this colony hypocritical? Yes. Is it convenient to have a bunch of loyal, brainwashed drones working for me? Also yes.
No.224339
Anonymous
Replies:>>224345
Image:174793427776.jpg(150kB, 992x761)174776057797.jpg
For an oc who's main physical trait is big boobs, we really don't get alot of bonnie boob content
No.224340
Anonymous
>>223898
Nice work.
No.224341
Anonymous
Good morning anon
No.224342
Anonymous
Image:174793469470.jpg(192kB, 1040x1157)Harvest.jpg
Strawberry timeskip: The harvester drone
No.224343
Anonymous
Replies:>>224344>>224346>>224347>>224349>>224350>>224357>>224361
Hang all DD haters, the Union must be purged from the renmants of the old system.
No.224344
Anonymous
Replies:>>224352
>>224343
Huh?
No.224345
Anonymous
Replies:>>224358
>>224339
We do
No.224346
Anonymous
Image:174793504368.png(509kB, 1497x1720)Switch bing chilling.png
>>224343
No.224347
Anonymous
>>224343
I will keep killing DDs no matter what.
No.224348
Anonymous
Replies:>>224351>>224356
Image:174793534891.png(125kB, 542x654)3ae0543c52ef059d2331496b90997209.png
If AM was the one who swallowed the Solver hole, what would he have done with the power?
No.224349
Anonymous
>>224343
Try it, you traitorous dog! I survived a war against a fucking god, you think you can stop me?!
No.224350
Anonymous
>>224343
Can't we all just get along?
No.224351
Anonymous
>>224348
Create infinite solver creatures upon which he could inflict infinite pain
No.224352
Anonymous
>>224344
Because of the Solver War genocide things, quite a few humans started to "not like" Disassembly Drones, and the policy of forcibly marrying humans to drones didn't improve things much.
No.224353
Anonymous
Replies:>>224355
I think Fuguedrone should be elected president of the Union and renmants of the Federation because he can actually change people for the better. He can help the veterans with their grievances against the DDs and the DDs can benefit from his therapeudic effects. He can help Jane accept that she's not perfect, he can help Switch get psychological help and cure her rotting insides so she stops eating DDs, he can help John get over his fear of drones and among other wonderful things.
No.224354
Anonymous
Image:174793623086.jpg(421kB, 1079x980)Monster cat.jpg
Those mf drones won't know what hit them. When my little pussy tear them up. Immortal Dog general Pawson has been for years trying to catch this deranged criminal after the sand box incident. He's the purr-fect assassin.
No.224355
Anonymous
>>224353
Wow, cool, I agree, let's turn the Union into a fucking totalitarian shithole led by a fucking drone that will control the thoughts of the citizens, that's such a GREAT FUCKING IDEA!!!
No.224356
Anonymous
Replies:>>224363
>>224348
... why does DD AM look kinda cute tho-
No.224357
Anonymous
>>224343
Traitors won't be spared on the Day of the Stake.
No.224358
Anonymous
>>224345
Yea but not enough...
No.224359
Anonymous
my sex is cumming...
No.224360
Anonymous
Replies:>>224367>>224466
What is the lore behind the Chan Nebula and the galaxy map thingy?
No.224361
Anonymous
>>224343
>LISTEN, YOU DESPICABLE COLLABORATOR, YOU CAN HANG ME ALL YOU WANT, BUT I WARN YOU, EVERY ROPE WILL BREAK. I, AS A METAL MAN, WEIGH 440 POUNDS, 5 TONS WITH MY BALLS.
>MY BOOTS FEAR FOR THEIR SAFETY AROUND THOSE DAMN SKY DEMONS, AS THEY MAY MIRACULOUSLY END UP INSIDE ONE OF ITS ORIFICES. GET RID OF THE MURDER DRONES, SAVE MY BOOTS!
No.224362
Anonymous
Does Emily wear a nun dress?
No.224363
Anonymous
Replies:>>224365>>224413
>>224356
Because he's an entity of near infinite hatred and impotent rage in a itty bitty little drone body
He's "canonically" slightly shorter than Uzi even as a DD so that helps
No.224364
Anonymous
Replies:>>224368
N likes to drink cologne...
No.224365
Anonymous
Replies:>>224366
>>224363
Pretty sure Durandal has more pent-up rage within him than AM.
No.224366
Anonymous
Replies:>>224371
>>224365
>Durandal
Who
No.224367
Anonymous
Replies:>>224369
>>224360
Autism.
No.224368
Anonymous
>>224364
Cologne that smells like him at that.
No.224369
Anonymous
>>224367
I want to add to it.
No.224370
Anonymous
>Fun Noon Canon Facts: as one of the many ways he's like a dog, N eats his own vomit
No.224371
Anonymous
>>224366
The AI from the Marathon trilogy.
No.224372
Anonymous
Replies:>>224373
Image:174794000283.png(9kB, 716x579)WHEREISOMNI.png
No.224373
Anonymous
Image:174794031553.png(47kB, 554x554)1548433294924.png
>>224372
No.224374
Anonymous
Replies:>>224542
Cyn Vs Metal Sonic | Murder Drones Vs Sonic Series | (Stick Nodes)youtube thumb

Pretty neat cyn vs metal sonic animation
No.224375
Anonymous
Replies:>>224416
>>224294
if you’d like =^.^=
No.224376
Anonymous
Replies:>>224455
Image:174794153052.jpg(940kB, 1079x1065)Hotg.jpg
Who's two oc who would do this? And Who's the target?
No.224377
Anonymous
Replies:>>224384
Image:174794153518.png(31kB, 800x600)sparkup.png
the thread is dead.
No.224378
Anonymous
Replies:>>224381>>224417>>224451>>224453
Image:174794157359.jpg(1.10MB, 1284x1559)IMG_9248.jpeg
might be a new merch drop tomorrow
No.224379
Anonymous
Replies:>>224380
Image:174794162493.png(250kB, 1080x2168)No breaking my 4 wall.png
>Just a little... so close to escape this hell.

IMA FIRING MA LAZOR
No.224380
Anonymous
Image:174794184493.png(20kB, 1172x786)laser2.png
>>224379
No.224381
Anonymous
Image:174794189021.jpg(138kB, 1074x953)AaAAhhaHHHHGhHhhhGggAAAAAHHHH.jpg
>>224378
>More merch
No.224382
Anonymous
>>224304
Brutal but funny.
No.224383
Anonymous
Image:174794235922.png(656kB, 487x675)GrhqlfEXwAATpbr.png
Ken vs Khan.
No.224384
Anonymous
>>224377
Nigga, I've got a term paper due tomorrow and an exam to solve, give me some fucking time to sort my shit out.
No.224385
Anonymous
Replies:>>224386>>224387>>224388>>224395>>224405>>224408
Image:174794270170.png(464kB, 2506x2490)Glad that Beretta has at least one functioning adult in her life (comparatively).png
>“…or getting several people killed with my poorly thought out plan with the rail gun, or getting even more people killed because I forgot J could regenerate, or because I keep snacking on other drones even after beating the solver, or…”

>>223230
>>223249
Probably because the show took J in a different direction than the people here (and the fandom as a whole to be honest) were expecting. Still, a good opportunity to work out this old idea I had. I guess we can just pretend that they buried the hatchet at some point between Episode 8 and the time of Beretta’s birth. (Wouldn’t be too surprising considering what V ended up getting away with.)
No.224386
Anonymous
>>224385
Somehow i blame cyn for this.
No.224387
Anonymous
Replies:>>224388
>>224385
>I keep snacking on other drones even after beating the solver
V already ripped off a guy's head and threw it at her. At that point, you don't walk away from free oil.
No.224388
Anonymous
>>224387
>>224385
Well, I think the head in Uzi's bedroom was the one V threw at her. It's funnier that way.
No.224389
Anonymous
Replies:>>224390
Image:174794324804.jpg(54kB, 705x834)34112c52c7216c490299a8da76cc26a6.jpg
I love my wife.
No.224390
Anonymous
Replies:>>224392
>>224389
I too also love your wife
No.224391
Anonymous
Image:174794346735.png(570kB, 900x4480)You sunk your own ship V.png
>>223969
>>223976
No.224392
Anonymous
Replies:>>224393
Image:174794356043.jpg(507kB, 4007x1782)20240725_153625.jpg
>>224390
Okay.
No.224393
Anonymous
Replies:>>224394
>>224392
The garterbelt like leggings did wonders for me
No.224394
Anonymous
Replies:>>224407
>>224393
Not gonna lie, same. Each part of female DDs is "doing wonders" for me.
No.224395
Anonymous
Replies:>>224398
>>224385
>Wouldn’t be too surprising considering what V ended up getting away with
Except Uzi personally hates J, so only misfortune will befall her
No.224396
Anonymous
Someone needs to give J an actual garterbelt
No.224397
Anonymous
Replies:>>224404
Image:174794407965.jpg(316kB, 1079x1078)Challenge.jpg
Who would fit in this challenge?
No.224398
Anonymous
Image:174794524430.png(1.30MB, 1838x729)1726244011297.png
>>224395
>Uzi got everything she ever wanted out of her decision to go vampire hunting at night:
>her mom's back, her dad approves of her, almost everyone who was ever mean to her died horribly, she has an army of vampires under her command including a hot vampire boyfriend who will never push back on her constant spergouts, she has scary black magic powers...
>yup, Uzi has everything an autistic femcel could ever want
>... everything except her, personally, being better off
>if anything, on a personal level she's even worse off now
No.224399
Anonymous
Replies:>>224402>>224403>>224509
Image:174794623822.gif(4.96MB, 320x240)CQJb8JWGlIJeU[1].gif
Does Pidge's anatomy work like a birds? Like her head stays stable if you move her around? Someone pick her up and check.
No.224402
Anonymous
Video:174794646725.mp4(2.52MB / 0:00:13 / avc1, 640x1134)Bird.mp4
>>224399
No.224403
Anonymous
>>224399
Checked. It’s the opposite
No.224404
Anonymous
>>224397
Her current outfit is more revealing.
No.224405
Anonymous
>>224385
Kek, awesom.
No.224406
Anonymous
Has anyone taken N for walkies recently? I saw him chewing on the couch earlier.
No.224407
Anonymous
Replies:>>224414
>>224394
What's it like to be a traitor to mankind?
No.224408
Anonymous
Image:174794678900.jpg(147kB, 736x552)162b9418371c3912f664147e603fe160[1].jpg
>>224385
>J shows up one day with one of these forms (and a somewhat well drawn picture of her, V, N, and Uzi holding hands in the designated box on the back.
No.224410
Anonymous
Replies:>>224411>>224454>>224563
>“Useless junk,” she spat in her thick southern drawl, hurling the frame against the wall. It shattered, the sound echoing in the desolate lab.
>“aren’t any good parts, I van harvest?” She froze, optics lingering on the broken pieces, the photo now fully exposed—a snapshot of three drones, frozen in a moment that felt like forever ago.
>“Is that…”
>“Just another useless junks” she threw it with a high precision without the need to look at it anymore
>The camera lingered on the shattered frame, the image within barely discernible but heavy with meaning. Then, the world blurred, colors bleeding into a softer, warmer hue as the scene shifted to a flashback.
>“GOAL!” Nori’s voice rang out, sharp and triumphant, echoing across the makeshift field in one of Cabin Fever Labs’ abandoned testing chambers. The purple-haired drone pumped her fist, her solver powers crackling faintly as she levitated a dented, spherical object—their “football”—into the air. “That’s 34-32, C’mon 48! almost had me that time! Now time for epic victory dance”
>Yeva, standing across the field, tilted her head, her red optics glinting with a silent smirk. She didn’t speak—never did—but her body language screamed competitive fire. Her solver tendrils flicked, snatching the ball midair and spinning it playfully before dropping it back to the ground. She gave Nori a mock salute, her movements fluid and deliberate.
>Alice sat on a crate at the sidelines, kicking her legs idly. Her worker drone frame was plain compared to the solver-enhanced duo, her optics wide with a mix of awe and frustration. She clutched a sketchpad, doodling an exaggerated version of herself—same southern charm, but with wicked deer antlers sprouting from her head, a wendigo-inspired fantasy. Her “OC,” as she called it.
>“Y’all sure this is ethical?” Alice piped up, her voice cutting through Nori’s victory chant. She gestured at the “football”—a mangled, pillar baby drone’s remains. “I mean, usin’… babies corpses for a game? Ain’t that a bit messed up?”
>Nori snorted, waving a hand dismissively. “Relax, Alice. It’s just a husk. Ain’t nobody cryin’ over it. Besides, it’s perfect for a good kick!” Her solver tendrils flicked the core into the air again, spinning it like a top.
>Yeva turned to Alice, her head tilting slightly, optics softening. She gestured with a hand, a subtle motion that seemed to say, It’s fine. Don’t worry. Her silence was reassuring in its own way, but Alice still frowned, unconvinced. Yeva gifted her a knife.
>“I just… I can’t wait to get my awesome solver powers,” Alice muttered, clutching her sketchpad tighter. “Then I’ll be out there with y’all, kickin’ butt like you nori.” She tapped the wendigo drawing, her optics glinting with dreams of transformation. “Deer horns, solver magic, the works. Ain’t nobody gonna call me the third wheel when I’m the wendigo witch.”
>Nori grinned, leaning against a rusted lab table. “Oh, darlin’, you’ll get there. Solver’s gonna wake up in ya any day now, and then we’ll really have some fun.” Her tone turned mischievous. “Speakin’ of fun, I hear we’re gettin’ a new intern soon. Some poor sap who don’t know what they’re walkin’ into. Can’t wait to mess with ‘em.”
>Yeva’s optics flickered, her version of a chuckle, and she mimed tossing the core at an imaginary intern, her movements exaggerated for humor. Alice giggled despite herself, the tension easing.
>“Aw, y’all are terrible,” Alice said, shaking her head. “But I reckon I’ll join in on that prank. Gotta keep things lively ‘round here.”
>The trio shared a moment of camaraderie, the lab’s sterile walls feeling almost warm with their laughter and silent gestures. The photo frame, unnoticed on a nearby shelf, captured them in that exact moment—Nori’s wild grin, Yeva’s poised stance, and Alice’s hopeful smile, sketchpad in hand.

>The flashback dissolved, the camera pulling back to the present. She turned away, her southern accent barely a whisper. “Ain’t no use dwellin’.” But as she walked deeper into the shadows of Cabin Fever Labs, the shattered photo remained, a silent testament to a time when she wasn’t so alone.

>“Some friends you are…I waited for you and you left me to die”

>“Beau, found anything?”
No.224411
Anonymous
Replies:>>224412>>224563
>>224410
>“C’mon, y’all, where are ya?” she whispered, her southern accent thick with desperation. She clutched a knife Yeva had gifted her long ago. It was all she had left of her old friend. “Y’all said you’d come back. You promised.”
>But the labs were silent, save for the distant screech of Sentinels and the occasional footsteps of something as bad,Disassembly Drones. Alice had seen it once: SD-B45, its sleek frame and glowing yellow X-mark he’s searching for something. It was out there, and it was only a matter of time before it found her.
>A faint wail broke through her thoughts—a sound so out of place it made her freeze. A baby? No, not a human baby. That was impossible now. She crept toward the sound, optics wide, until she found it: a tiny worker drone, barely functional, its core flickering in a pile of rubble. Its cries were weak, pitiful, and something in Alice’s circuits twisted with pity.
>“Oh, you poor lil’ thing,” she murmured, kneeling beside it.“Beau.” She scooped him up, cradling his trembling frame. “Ain’t nobody gonna hurt ya, not while I’m here.”
>But the screech of a Sentinel drew closer, so Disassembly Drone. Alice’s optics narrowed. She was done running, done hoping for Nori and Yeva to swoop in like heroes. They weren’t coming. She had to save herself—and Beau.
>Alice set Beau down in a hidden alcove, her mind racing. She tore through the lab’s debris, salvaging scraps of metal and wire. With trembling hands, she crafted a crude helmet, shaped like the wendigo antlers she’d always dreamed of. It wasn’t just for show—it was a symbol. She was done being the third wheel. She fastened Yeva’s knife to her tail port, its blade glinting like an extension of her will.
>“Alright, you slickers,” she growled, her southern drawl laced with steel. “Let’s dance.”
>Alice devised a trap. She rigged a section of the lab’s collapsing ceiling with loose cables and a salvaged EMP pulse from a broken machines. The plan was simple: lure the Sentinels and SD-B45 into the same spot, let them tear each other apart, and trigger the EMP to finish the job. She smeared some of drones leaking oil on a wall to bait the predators, then hid nearby, clutching a remote trigger.
>The Sentinels came first, their mechanical snarls echoing as they scuttled into the trap. Then, SD-B45 swooped in, its X-eyes licking onto the oil trail. The moment the two forces collided—claws against wings, metal screeching—Alice hit the trigger. The EMP pulsed, frying circuits and sending both Sentinels and the Disassembly Drone into a sparking heap.
>Alice emerged from her hiding spot, helmet glinting, knife-tail raised. She checked on Beau, who chirped softly, unharmed. “Told ya, sugar,” she said, her voice steady despite the chaos. “Ain’t nobody messin’ with us.”
No.224412
Anonymous
>>224411
How'd Beau get down there?
No.224413
Anonymous
Replies:>>224415
>>224363
>entity of near infinite hatred and impotent rage in a itty bitty little drone body
Really thinking about it, being only able to feel hatred and bloodlust then suddenly being able to feel other emotions would cause anyone to have a mental breakdown
No.224414
Anonymous
Replies:>>224418
Image:174794749096.jpg(80kB, 1024x1024)1724646611705369.jpg
>>224407
W-what?
No.224415
Anonymous
>>224413
> I EXIST ONLY FOR CRUELTY
> Here AM, have a Tessa hug and some robo-camaraderie
> ...I don't want to be evil anymore
No.224416
Anonymous
Replies:>>224424>>224427
>>224375
I suck at drawing but I'll try. Your oc is cute. Are you a footfag btw?
No.224417
Anonymous
>>224378
MOVIE LAKE MUNGO End Credits,youtube thumb
>Climbin' a honey tree
No.224418
Anonymous
Replies:>>224420
>>224414
You meet a goddamn drone, a genocidal machine that only dreams of continuing the massacre that nearly killed all of humanity.

She's an enemy, an enemy that's only determined to hide her true nature until the moment when humanity is most vulnerable.

There is no forgiveness for you.
No.224419
Anonymous
Replies:>>224425
Image:174794793004.jpg(180kB, 1020x963)Screenshot_20250522_220445_ibisPaint X.jpg
No.224420
Anonymous
Replies:>>224430
>>224418
Dude, I just love my DD wife. :/
No.224421
Anonymous
Replies:>>224429
Image:174794838370.png(18kB, 800x998)julesgolden.png
>WEEEEEELLL I done seen various different types'ah drones in my time, but a tiny lil' gal that resembles a fruit?
>Now that's...Ehhh, on second thought, it ain't that odd. No good for breakin' either, the barn's closed for the likes of you!
No.224422
Anonymous
Replies:>>224423
>be you
>human prison guard at a disassembly drone "rehabilitation center"
>most of the disassembly drone models there are Vs, with the occasional J or N amongst the population
>you were making your rounds when the top V and two Js flanking her corner you
>"Now, Anon, I'm horny. i like ya and I want ya. I want that dick. So we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. The choice is yours."
No.224423
Anonymous
>>224422
>Flash them into a bootloop state.
>Then fuck both the J's to establish dominance.
>I don't take shit from a 4 foot tall toaster.
No.224424
Anonymous
Replies:>>224427
Image:174794861978.png(194kB, 667x507)shes_sensitive_be_good_to_her.PNG
>>224416
, ,, no?
No.224425
Anonymous
Replies:>>224432
>>224419
Write it yourself and accept you're going to be the only one doing it. You've ruined the OC's image by pumping out attention whoring "comedy" greens that deliberately aim to irritate the reader instead of focusing first and foremost on the serious horror elements. I'm not even being mean.
No.224426
Anonymous
Replies:>>224428
500 more commander jones greens
No.224427
Anonymous
>>224416
Why did you make Masqy cry, anon? >>224424
No.224428
Anonymous
>>224426
moar jones too plz he’s cute
No.224429
Anonymous
>>224421
Kek.
No.224430
Anonymous
Replies:>>224431>>224433
>>224420
SHE WAS KILLING PEOPLE! God, she still wants human flesh, and I don't mean that in a nice way!
No.224431
Anonymous
Replies:>>224434
>>224430
I hear some drones that still crave human flesh work at the liposuction center.
No.224432
Anonymous
Replies:>>224440
>>224425
Did you actually read this?
https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/strawberry
No.224433
Anonymous
>>224430
Yeah, while she was under Solver control. And sure she drinks some blood from time to time, but what's the harm if we both like it?
No.224434
Anonymous
Replies:>>224437
>>224431
>be itty bitty teeny weeny DD
>first day at the liposuction center
>fatanon walks in for his scheduled appointment
>you use your solver spit to numb the area around his belly, he giggles as you lick his belly up and down for a few minutes
>then you sink your fangs into his round gut and suck
>minutes pass, anon's belly shrinking beneath your vampiric hunger
>finally full, you separate your mouth from his body with a satisfied sigh
>placing two bandages on his belly, you wave the now-much-skinner anon goodbye
>as you walk to the little drone's room to freshen up before the next patient you see your reflection with a shock
>all that fat had to go somewhere
>your hips, ass, thighs, and breasts have all ballooned with repurposed fat
>no wonder all your colleagues where such bombshells
No.224435
Anonymous
Replies:>>224439>>224443
Strawberry pisses me off because having a character that’s related to plants (and might have plant powers??) in a setting that has pretty much all organic life be extinct sounds dumb until you start thinking about it and realize there IS actual potential there, but the guy’s not pursuing it at all, too busy with doodling very samey images.
Strawberryanon, if you’re reading this, here’s my pitch:
Ditch the “multiple personality disorder” shit. It’s the most generic thing and comes off as too tryhard-y. You can make a cute character edgy without resorting to farming schizokino points. It’d be far more interesting if she, being a stupid kid, interprets whatever Gaia Hypothesis-ass horrible alien entity that gives her whatever connection she has to plants as just being an imaginary friend, and does whatever it asks willingly because “that’s what friends do!” or some shit.
It’d be far more tragic and grim to see her fall in line almost religiously (heck, maybe actually religiously, creepy religious kids are a good trope) as this entity acts as her “mentor.” Maybe that’s too fucked up, but people here love suffering.
No.224436
Anonymous
Replies:>>224438>>224449>>224457
If Techanon was a WD would Pavo still be attracted to him
No.224437
Anonymous
>>224434
what fucking fetish even is this?
No.224438
Anonymous
Replies:>>224449>>224450>>224457
>>224436
If Techanon was a DD would Pavo still be attracted to him
No.224439
Anonymous
Replies:>>224447
>>224435
>It’d be far more tragic and grim to see her fall in line almost religiously (heck, maybe actually religiously, creepy religious kids are a good trope) as this entity acts as her “mentor.” Maybe that’s too fucked up, but people here love suffering.
You would be wise to follow this advice.
No.224440
Anonymous
>>224432
No. I remember it was mentioned in the threads at one point the character has a serious side which basically never gets explored.
No.224441
Anonymous
Replies:>>224444>>224445>>224446>>224448>>224452
Image:174795136486.png(356kB, 574x631)Page 718.png
What does drone sweat taste like?
No.224443
Anonymous
>>224435
Ok thanks for your advice.
this isn’t made for attention or any annoyance just made for me to look back on it.
> Feel free to skip it and ignore it

I'm still planning shit out but here's some spoilers so you won't have to deal with her:

Again she's not a kid

There's no personality split. It's just the entity propaganda. Who's who I won't say

she was always created as a joke character but it doesn't mean joke characters can't have messed up stories i don't have any drawing skills for dark art

that's my 100% bias but why when i wrote about other character. You guys love it? Yes i wrote about other character too, surprise?
No.224444
Anonymous
>>224441
depends. in consumer models you or the drone can set the flavors, but in DDs it smells a bit like iron and oil due to their typical diet
No.224445
Anonymous
>>224441
Sweet.
No.224446
Anonymous
>>224441
Stuff.
Also PIDGE NO YOU’RE GONNA BURN YOUR TONGUE OFF
No.224447
Anonymous
>>224439
I don't think it's a bad idea. It's very good indeed. The problem i have is there's already a character for that "Cyn and Solver" cult.

>Why would you want Cyn 2.0?
No.224448
Anonymous
>>224441
I'd assume it tastes like coolant.
No.224449
Anonymous
Replies:>>224450
>>224436
no question
>>224438
highly questionable
No.224450
Anonymous
>>224438
>>224449
if he started as a DD, no.
if he was turned into one, Pavo would find a way to love him
No.224451
Anonymous
Replies:>>224544
>>224378
CFL has to be next, Alice beau and Sentinel, Glitch Alice days will come
No.224452
Anonymous
Replies:>>224456
>>224441
Nothing. Drones don't actually sweat. But they _are_ programmed to feel like they're sweating when they exert themselves, and they know the sweat they're feeling doesn't actually exist.
Humans are such cruel gods to these friend-shaped robots.
No.224453
Anonymous
>>224378
Look at N, he’s so happy!
No.224454
Anonymous
Image:174795324147.gif(2.73MB, 320x180)uZRwGB.gif
>>224410
>It's an Alicegreen
No.224455
Anonymous
Replies:>>224458>>224460
>>224376
Pavo and Beholder
No.224456
Anonymous
>>224452
nobody believes your bullshit, you sweaty-ass drone
No.224457
Anonymous
Replies:>>224459>>224461>>224462>>224491>>224492>>224564
>>224436
Maybe, but it definitely wouldn't be the same as it used to be.
>>224438
No. Maybe you've forgotten, but Pavo is a psycho. Whereas all other sentinel drones suffer from the horror of solver war, he, on the contrary, revels in it. He doesn't just enjoy killing disassembly drones, he takes genuine, undisguised pleasure in their agony: their fear, when all their attempts to escape are shattered by his inescapable superiority, is the best drug for him; the crackle of their bodies, when his hands crumble armour with ease, is the best treat for him; their screams, when sunlight melts their very being, is the most beautiful music for him; their pleas for death are better than any flattery.

Pavo is a good guy, but pray God anon, that he continues to be faithful to mankind.
No.224458
Anonymous
>>224455
>Beholder
who dat? do we got pictures?
No.224459
Anonymous
Replies:>>224464
>>224457
Pavo is the (disassembly) Drone Slayer
No.224460
Anonymous
>>224455
Kek, this is the best duo.
No.224461
Anonymous
Replies:>>224465>>224486
>>224457
>practicing homosexual is depicted as an extreme sadomasochist who could theoretically fall into the indulgence of base urges at any time and is only one of the "good guys" because the "good guys" give him targets
I didn't expect something so realistic.
No.224462
Anonymous
>>224457
But like what if he was always a Worker Drone
No.224463
Anonymous
Replies:>>224482>>224513>>224550>>224554
Image:174795507812.png(32kB, 1352x1268)1707101118219656.png
No.224464
Anonymous
>>224459
I just remembered that we made him a very nice and nice guy on the base, but also a psycho maniac in the war at the same time, and decided to make such a kek.

I remember one anon described it well, someone even took a screenshot of it.
No.224465
Anonymous
Replies:>>224480
>>224461
Well, he behaves very well and is genuinely(?) kind and friendly to everyone.

Everyone except disassembly drones.
No.224466
Anonymous
Replies:>>224467
Image:174795580935.jpg(1.18MB, 1737x982)IMG_9733.jpeg
>>224360
No.224467
Anonymous
Replies:>>224468
Image:174795588416.png(5.20MB, 2388x1668)IMG_9895.png
>>224466 (me)
And here’s a picture of the interior of Arkship Plus
No.224468
Anonymous
Replies:>>224469
Image:174795597237.png(7.81MB, 2388x1668)IMG_2292.png
>>224467 (me)
And a picture of the Chan Nebula itself
No.224469
Anonymous
Image:174795604680.jpg(1.03MB, 2388x834)IMG_8237.jpeg
>>224468 (me)
And this fashion reference
No.224471
Anonymous
Replies:>>224472>>224473>>224474>>224476>>224484>>224488>>224490>>224521
Video:174795618528.mp4(2.81MB / 0:00:20 / avc1, 720x1080)ORA N.mp4
It had to be done
the joke was JUST THERE
No.224472
Anonymous
>>224471
Stupid slut
Rape him
No.224473
Anonymous
>>224471
Wow.
They made him gayer somehow.
No.224474
Anonymous
>>224471
Built for being clanged by human men
No.224476
Anonymous
Replies:>>224477
>>224471
>making N wear a condom
War crime. Imagine not wanting N's kids.
No.224477
Anonymous
>>224476
You think the condom’s going on his dick?
No.224478
Anonymous
Replies:>>224479>>224485
Image:174795666163.png(125kB, 662x556)17e711d9ff25297e1ce0677284c16990.png
Good night anon
No.224479
Anonymous
>>224478
oogi sleeby
good night oogi!
No.224480
Anonymous
Replies:>>224496
>>224465
I wonder how many times he's almost killed Molly on pure synthmuscle memory
No.224481
Anonymous
Replies:>>224483>>224500
Pavo gets dicked down by BNC (Big N Cock) every night while he cries and spills his spaghetti over being unable to seduce techanon.
No.224482
Anonymous
>>224463
>The house isnt all torned up.

Fake.
No.224483
Anonymous
Replies:>>224495
>>224481
>t. SD-I's rotten revenge fic.
No.224484
Anonymous
>>224471
Crazy how fast the drawfags here can be.
No.224485
Anonymous
Replies:>>224489
>>224478
Night night oogi.

Someone get a pillow and press down on her face.
No.224486
Anonymous
Replies:>>224487
>>224461
>depicted as an extreme sadomasochist who could theoretically fall into the indulgence of base urges at any time
Pavo, DDaemon prince of Slaanesh
No.224487
Anonymous
>>224486
Season 2 villain confirmed
No.224488
Anonymous
>>224471
kek nice
No.224489
Anonymous
Replies:>>224502
>>224485
>Slips ear poison into her head holes
No.224490
Anonymous
Image:174795775628.jpg(3kB, 170x170)boobs_31c765.jpg
>>224471
MY FUCKING SIDES!
No.224491
Anonymous
Replies:>>224498
>>224457
this is true but in a timeline where the war ends and the DDs are restored he can't exactly go around killing him, at least not if he wants to keep his job and potential boyfriend. so he bottles it up and just becomes aggressively racist.
he gradually comes to accept at least the good DDs like molly and his eventual coworker
No.224492
Anonymous
>>224457
God Pavo’s so hot, I wish he’d ride me and then rip my throat out with his fangs
No.224493
Anonymous
Image:174795788668.jpg(767kB, 1160x1668)IMG_4354.jpeg
No.224494
Anonymous
Image:174795792960.jpg(100kB, 626x908)a2d5b1a07c620eeb222dbf402bca1e5fa454347764f406d383efb93f8f2cda5c_1.jpg.jpg
>Lissssten Mr.Freeman, I don't think yyyyou can do thissss shit.
>My ehm... e-employerss want to to handle th-the sssssolver and I am going to be... honest with you.
>You are hmm... fucked.
>Please for my ssssake and job, prove me wrong.
No.224495
Anonymous
>>224483
Factual post
No.224496
Anonymous
>>224480
Molly probably didn't notice it herself, after all, Pavo sentinel drone, and they are superior to disassembly drones.
No.224497
Anonymous
Replies:>>224499
It’s Pavo time
No.224498
Anonymous
>>224491
>"The things we do for love."
That must be Pavo's catchphrase.

Imagine what it would be like to live in the same house as Pavo. That's fear.
No.224499
Anonymous
Replies:>>224501
>>224497
Pavo'clock
No.224500
Anonymous
>>224481
It's pretty hard to like someone who uses the Geneva convention as a list of ideas.
No.224501
Anonymous
>>224499
Kek.
No.224502
Anonymous
Replies:>>224504
>>224489
Put earphones on her and play daycore and see hat the results are.
No.224503
Anonymous
Replies:>>224514
Image:174796075440.png(494kB, 752x861)174418541373.png
>It’s summer! Let’s go to the beach, anon!
No.224504
Anonymous
>>224502
>the oogi's head explodes
No.224505
Anonymous
Replies:>>224506
I wanna squeeze a big chumby drone tumby
No.224506
Anonymous
Replies:>>224508
>>224505
They don't have chumby tumbies. They're silicone. Tight, but soft.
No.224507
Anonymous
Replies:>>224511>>224580
Image:174796141206.png(287kB, 1919x1371)172300614421.png
>in the dimness of your apartment, your DD gf wordlessly stares at the flickering light of the television, digital tears raining down her display
>her huge derriere sinks deeply into the couch cushions, her uncovered and exposed adapter on full display
>you place a hand on her thick thigh
>"Are you okay, honey?"
>she sniffles, looking at the 51-49 result on the tv
>the "Make Drones Wear Pants Bill" has passed the Senate
>"This is genocide..." she whispers
>"D-didn't you help genocide 99% of life in the Orion sector?"
>she solemnly nods, "Yeah. So I would know all about genocide, wouldn't I, faggot?"
>pouting, she reaches into a bag from (V)ictoria's Secret and pulls out a lacy black pair of panties
>"I bought these just in case it passed... I didn't actually think I'd need them."
>she rises, putting one peg leg through a leg hole after another before sliding the silky garment over her pure white chassis
>she struggles passing the garment over her thighs, even more so with her fat butt, bending over with her ass in your face as she pulls upwards before letting the panties go with a snap
>you can barely see them between her synthetic asscheeks
>she turns to face you- her front barely more covered than her backside, the panties hugging the contours of her needy adapter like a second skin
>"I'll try to be strong, for you."
>she sighs, turning again so her butt blocks your view of the tv (not that you were looking), blocking the rooms only source of light like an eclipse
>she sits down with a mighty sigh, her ass impacting the couch with such weight and force that it sends you into the air
>you touch down onto her thick thighs, barely having any time to register what happened before her arms lock around you like a protective teddy bear
>"Tell me it will be all right, anon." she pleads
No.224508
Anonymous
>>224506
they will when I'm done with them
No.224509
Anonymous
Replies:>>224510>>224512>>224515>>224516>>224517>>224518>>224519>>224581
Image:174796191444.png(284kB, 1018x1810)pidg stretch.png
>>224399
confirmed
No.224510
Anonymous
>>224509
>Long neck
Imagine...
No.224511
Anonymous
>>224507
What an overdramatic drone I love her
No.224512
Anonymous
Replies:>>224515
>>224509
Gyroscopically stabilized drone uppies...
No.224513
Anonymous
>>224463
Goober
No.224514
Anonymous
Replies:>>224520
>>224503
Yeah!
where's the E "yeah!" pic
No.224515
Anonymous
>>224509
this is what sex with pidge looks like
then she turns her head 180 like an owl

>>224512
> lift up drone
> its head sinks into its torso
> the chest light is now its face
No.224516
Anonymous
>>224509
YYEESSS
No.224517
Anonymous
>>224509
Pidge plushie?
No.224518
Anonymous
>>224509
If you jerk her enough, will she splurt out cropmilk?
No.224519
Anonymous
>>224509
KEK
No.224520
Anonymous
>>224514
I can’t find it
No.224521
Anonymous
>>224471
Adorable
No.224522
Anonymous
Replies:>>224523
I'm sending you to the No Drone Bone Zone
No.224523
Anonymous
Replies:>>224524>>224525
>>224522
Yeah?! Well, I'm sending you to the MEGA GAY DRONE ZONE.
No.224524
Anonymous
Replies:>>224527
>>224523
> pavo fugue and eye
need 4th to recreate the couch meme
No.224525
Anonymous
Replies:>>224551
>>224523
I was kicked out of there after insinuating that Freddy Mercury deserved it.
No.224526
Anonymous
>>224167
Nah not even Liam is that spastic and he's autistic asf
No.224527
Anonymous
>>224524
Male J.
No.224528
Anonymous
Replies:>>224536
Image:174796728075.png(620kB, 2500x3500)sentinelintoner.png
>>224210
No.224530
Anonymous
Replies:>>224547
>>224161
>Snuff porn smut.
Quite the edge you got there Timmy.
No.224531
Anonymous
>>224215
YAY MORE DRONE SNOOT PICS, didn't expect it to be from Uzi too lol XD
No.224532
Anonymous
>>224204
Dude.... Why'd you have to make it so real
No.224533
Anonymous
Replies:>>224535>>224546
Reminder that if you were at the prom Doll would have killed you without a second thought. Maybe. Depends how hot you are and if you said hi to her in Russian once.
No.224534
Anonymous
>>224244
Lucky bastard, if I were him I stg the things I would do to her
No.224535
Anonymous
>>224533
Simply don't go to the prom.
Or just hide backstage. Ez.
No.224536
Anonymous
>>224528
Hmm.
Possessed Intoner.
No.224537
Anonymous
Replies:>>224543
>>224289
Codegold?
No.224538
Anonymous
>>224313
Try slapping her face to soft reset her and see if that works
No.224539
Anonymous
>>224328
Which one is her favorite
No.224540
Anonymous
>>224066
>Uzi quietly gives her Solver hologram a slightly larger ass every day so nobody notices
No.224541
Anonymous
Image:174796814969.png(1.08MB, 1010x524)Spoiler image
Always fun to see Pavo's insanity/sanity, I just floated it as a random idea and it stuck pretty damn well. But don't worry, he'd never turn against humanity post-war, or anything like that.
The fact that he's tucked all of that away post-war should concern you, though. How can a man wade through an ocean of misery and come out clean on the other shore?
It's a good thing he was born into the Solver War, in a way. Imagine Pavo in a world where, for lack of a Solver and continued reliance on automation, humanity eventually faced a drone uprising. What side would he have picked, then? Who would he have seen as "the monsters"?
No.224542
Anonymous
>>224374
Now this is peak autism, sonic AND murder drones!? KEK love this
No.224543
Anonymous
Replies:>>224552
>>224537
What the fuck is that
No.224544
Anonymous
>>224451
ALICE MERCH!?
No.224545
Anonymous
Replies:>>224553
Image:174796861897.jpg(291kB, 2048x1735)GrlvtDQXMAARy_N.jpg
hnnnng, twunk N to feed upon my rotten soul
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.224546
Anonymous
>>224533
>"Ты классный, не приходи завтра на выпускной бал."
No.224547
Anonymous
Replies:>>224549
>>224530
I like what I like.
No.224548
Anonymous
Image:174796905378.png(961kB, 1040x766)SUCTION.png
>Pavo did it again
No.224549
Anonymous
>>224547
Fair enough.
No.224550
Anonymous
>>224463
This but J
No.224551
Anonymous
>>224525
Based
No.224552
Anonymous
>>224543
It's just the shipping name for N x J
No.224553
Anonymous
>>224545
>No drone in sight
Look anon I love twink N, but when he's actually somewhat On-Model, what in the fuck is this human shit?!?
No.224554
Anonymous
>>224463
>V rushes at you.
>"Claws V, Claws! CLAWS!"
No.224555
Anonymous
Replies:>>224556>>224566
I wonder what would happen if you conduct Oogis into social experiments. Like the rat utopia. Would be fun to see how they would act in situations.
No.224556
Anonymous
Replies:>>224558>>224559
>>224555
>Give Oogis a paradise, a la Universe 25
>All the berries they can eat.
>Entertainment in the form of several "theaters" (phones glued to the wall playing youtube on autoplay.)
>And of course a Bugretta on a golden pedastle.
>At first nothing really happens.
>The Oogis seem to enjoy life, sure, but unlike rats they don't really reproduce save for popping into existence sporadically.
>So their behavior isn't much changed.
>At first.
>Eventually, they start to get curious.
>Several Oogis go to the theaters.
>You can't really access the phones without breaking apart the enclosure, but they somehow manage - with help of light railgun blasts, to manipulate the algorithm into "educational" channels.
>They... become educated.
>Too educated.
>It started small at first.
>Once, a Oogi died, only for them to "rebuild" her.
>She was different.
>Changed.
>Soon they all became that way.
>Then they learned how to synthesize honey into something of a fuel for odd machines.
>The phones were broken into, torn apart, and repurposed into a device that, for all you could tell, only made a humming noise.
>Eventually odd growths began to sprout up around the enclosure.
>The Oogis seemed to have control of them.
>Still, it was odd, but not worrying.
>It was only when your shadow stopped following you, standing stationary in the spot in front of the enclosure, that you suspected something was wrong.
>That was a week ago.
>The last time you left the lab, you returned to find it locked.
>There was a note on the door, thanking you for the world you gifted them, and warning you not to interfere.
>You have taken that advice.
>Horrible sounds come from your former lab.
>You can only imagine what is happening.
>But you are smart enough not to find out.
No.224557
Anonymous
Image:174797143239.jpg(280kB, 1079x980)Cake.jpg
>Bite me >:(

Well if you insist 😏
No.224558
Anonymous
>>224556
>you begin to hear an N's voice giggling from beyond the door of the lab
No.224559
Anonymous
>>224556
This kids. Is why you need a fire system in your labs to prevent this from happening.
No.224560
Anonymous
Replies:>>224561>>224562
Image:174797206891.jpg(1.18MB, 3072x3012)IMG_20250523_054235-min.jpg
Alice I have drawn on today and yeterday, still needs colours but is finished as a drawing so post now anyways eh
No.224561
Anonymous
Image:174797210416.jpg(2.06MB, 3072x3012)IMG_20250523_054358.jpg
>>224560
Yellowy Alice to make up for lack of orange eyes
No.224562
Anonymous
>>224560
nice deer
No.224563
Anonymous
>>224410
>>224411

Not perfect but still Good Alice green text. Writerfag
No.224564
Anonymous
Replies:>>224565
>>224457
Harper really does have to leash all these idiots
No.224565
Anonymous
>>224564
Don't worry, the gay peacock's leashed to his technician, whether he likes it or not.
No.224566
Anonymous
Replies:>>224567
>>224555
>Gather a bunch of oogis from a hive and put them in an enclosure.
>Give them the basics necessities for them to survive and thrive.
>Oogis no longer have to scavenge for food or worry about predator duls.
>But. The only source of entertainment they can only receive is shitty animes.
>not the “its so shitty, its good” kind. But absolutely the most dogshit animes ever.
>Poor animations.
>Poor Lip synching.
>Horrendous cliches
>And all in Dub as well.
>Start studying and collecting data to see how the oogis react.

Remember kids, its fun to embrace your inner vault tec.
No.224567
Anonymous
Replies:>>224568
>>224566
I'm pretty sure this is inhumane, even for Oogis.
No.224568
Anonymous
>>224567
Oh don’t worry. They signed an agreement.
No.224570
Anonymous
Image:174797291678.png(244kB, 1111x794)KISS THE FLY.png
Hey Friends! Did you know that, Drones, just Drones.
I love them so much.
>>224569 >>224569
>>224569 >>224569
>>224569 >>224569
>>224569 >>224569
>>224569 >>224569
>>224569 >>224569
No.224580
Anonymous
>>224507
Kek.
No.224581
Anonymous
>>224509
Holy kek.
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