She caused the end of the world as we know it and yet I want to give her hugs and kisses all over! wheel of OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf Wheel of modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character last Thread: >>188097
Sorry for those who didn't like the April Fools' event. I thought it was fun. I guess if anything, I'd say it could have used a bit more buildup. It felt like we hit the "everything is Martians" threshold a bit too quickly.
>>189087 Do you think the solver made Einstein into the genius he was so that science could progress to the point where humanity could develop the technology to let it enter our world?
>>189088 Yup! She also helped Isaac newton figure out the three laws of motion, and nasa to get a man on the moon, and the creation of the World Wide Web…..
Someone mentioned adding a #RPS command like how we have #fortune that would let us play rock paper scissors, but I realized we can already do that, just roll a dice and then have someone else roll the same dice and whoever gets a higher number wins
>>189102 I got apples and apple juice, also got green apples as well, the green apples are my favourite, a lot of the time, it’s for whoever find me, I always ask if they want some apples
>>189088 No. Ruins the cosmic horror vibe. >"I was behind everything, I've had a hand in human advancement, my machinations led to my ultimate keikaku!" Versus >Something happened in a way that invited something else from somewhere else, and now everyone is going to die, and there's not a thing they can do about it. It's like a vacuum decay event or a gamma ray pulse. The cosmos aligned in just the perfect way that everything dies and nothing ever meant anything. Billions of years of evolution will go unremembered by a cold, dying galaxy, whose last inhabitants are golems playing around in the ruins of a world they'll never truly understand.
Besides, we all know Einstein was working on Chronosphere technology to defeat the Soviets.
>>189119 We're not fucked up enough to destroy our home planet. Pollute? Yes. Make it uninhabitable? Maybe. But we certainly wouldn't destroy its core. Not for nothing, at least.
>>189120 nuclear testing gone wrong, might accidentally fuck up the tectonic plates, resulting in earth going bye bye, purely by accident, you know how humanity loves their nuclear weapons
>>189121 All of the uranium on Earth converted to nuclear weapons wouldn't be enough to significantly perturb the tectonic plates. Best we could do is blow a chip out of the crust like the Chixculub impact.
>>189136 Tapes are currently making a resurgance, why exactly I cannot tell you, though it has something to do with raw data if memory serves right. And there is no excuse on fax machines.
>>189139 Well yeah, but it’s the future in the murder drones universe you think they’d have something more advanced than that. I like to think there is a recession happening. Or maybe humanity progressed slower than in our timeline, hell, what if the calendar is different there and it’s actually 2025 in thst universe
>>189139 Magnetic tape, if treated in certain ways, can hold data much more efficiently by volume compared to CDs (including disk drives) or SSDs, and because magnetic tape is extremely cheap compared to either of the other two media you can splurge on sheer quantity of tape. In 2020 IBM developed a strontium ferrite spool that can store more than 500TB of data. The major problem with tapes however is that they are strictly linear-memory ONLY. This means that if you want to access a chunk of data that's say, 30% of the way along the tape, your machine has to stop and fastforward the tape all the way until it reaches that block, whereas laser-reading disk drives and especially solid state drives both use Random-Access memory, meaning that so long as data on them has an address the reader (either laser or algorithm) can almost instantaneously leap to that data and read it. Tape is best used for long-term mass storage, since it has huge capacity, cheap materials, and when stored in a climate controlled environment can last for decades with minimal data loss. Archival grade tape can last as long as half a century before needing to be re-copied under normal archival conditions. This isn't SUPER special, it means kept in a fairly cold, humidity controlled environment. I've been in such a storage location and it's essentially just a big, cold warehouse with large dehumidifier units running regularly. This does of course incur a significant storage cost. You could go one step further and seal the tapes away in a neutral gas atmosphere where they can't oxidize at all, and seal them away from any source of light. Under those conditions they could probably last as long as a century with only minimal data corruption.
Not good for compute stuff though, unless you're willing to go back to those giant, sluggish spool readers.
>>189078 >I guess if anything, I'd say it could have used a bit more buildup. It felt like we hit the "everything is Martians" threshold a bit too quickly. I did try to give it a build up, with the saucers and presidential announcement first, then the landing, then the invasion.
>>189086 It was supposed to but I dropped a comma somewhere.
I had dream (more like a lucid vision) of uzi sleeping like that while Cyn is choking and then V drag her out only to feed her medicine and put her there again. I think I'm insane
>>189142 >>189149 What I took from Hunanity's retro-future tech and rich people LARPing as Victorians in a big fancy manor is that the Workee Drones are such a vital part of doing EVERYTHING for Humans that they just don't really give a shit anymore.
Humans have interstellar travel, multiple exoplanets colonized and planetary mining operations. And Worker Drones do all of the labour. Not like Humans really need anything else, right? They're content with lording over the Worker Drones.
Until eldritch robo-satan rocks up, uses an unfortunate little Worker Drone AI to initially manifest and starts trying to end the universe.
>>189135 >You keep saying things like *down with the bourgeoisie*, *eat the rich*, *sodomize the land-owners*, *impale all people who have more than 25 reál in their pocket*, *literally murder all human beings regardless of their political beliefs* -- that kind of stuff.
there are 3 voices in your mind, they say >”the flesh demands invitation” >”I’m going to eat you now you” >”assimilate heart tissue for my battery” inclusion? it all points to one way, and one thing only eat the rich
This shit give me an idea. Cyn turn Tessa into disassembly drone commit genocide. Humans clones scp 2000 style. Drone Tessa meeting a nicer clone of her mother
>brain not letting me writefag >figure I'll have a clear head in the morning >don't fall asleep until 3 AM >woken up an hour later by my laptop SCREAMING at me with a deafening error alarm telling me the shitty built-in fan just kicked the bucket >have to stumble out of bed bleary-eyed and force shutdown >manage to fall back asleep eventually >been awake almost 3 hours and I'm still too groggy to writefag goddammit. someone send me a joblin to bring me something caffeinated
>>189241 my bad bruh, that one is one me, kat was originally on /co/, started off as if doll was french instead of russian, with time, that idea sparked the creation of kat
>>189253 This is the drone board fleshie! HoDR, the boy's hungry! Don't worry little PS-taste deviant, we got enough nanite-free-nutrition in Chi-Chi's tanks to last you your entire life!
Alisi...midriff.waist.belly.tummy. straight line, zero bluge, but soft and firm still. Reflects light a little but not glossy. Still good condition. Very good
I would love to go outside with Alice in spring now, look at her hand there >>189271 Take her by her hand, ulala~ She's an incredible fine specimen, one of all time even, irreplacable unkillable, yes surely
Here's my interpretation of Jeanne-Green, the Solver Sapien Type-C and child of Anon and Akita loosely based on apperance discussion by anons from two threads ago. I thought that the angular and extremely straight hair would fit her given her ability to control her body and not thinking like a normal human or a drone at all. Here's another green about her since I kinda started the whole Jeanne-Green thingy
>Jeanne-Green likes to mess around with people sometimes for her own amusement. >She likes to project different mental images depending on her mood of the day ranging from something harmless to earth-shattering mental revelations. >She tries to not go too overboard with her powers but if she does and mentally breaks someone, she has found out that the most effective method to "fix" her victims is to erase their most recent memories, forgetting that they got mind-fucked.
>>189273 Just posting your content on Booru will already be enough, you are producing a quality stuff and it would be good to preserve it for posterity.
Guys season 2 is real, I saw it. My eyes filled with tears of how peak it was. The real Cyn hugging N and apologizing was so emotional. J living a luxurious life style in a humanity safe have planet finally getting her raise and her dream car. Doll first come back as a ghost then as a zombie until yeva slap sense to her and she let go of her prejudice, Uzi and N bed scene. Doll, V, Lizzy trying to kill each other in a sleep over and then laughed at how traumatized they are. Tessa come back because of science bullshit. The final fight of all the cast against the solver eldrich giant centipede form.God absolute Cynema. We are not delusional we are murder drones.
>>189276 >she has found out that the most effective method to "fix" her victims is to erase their most recent memories, forgetting that they got mind-fucked. Do we need more arguments to exterminate all this mutant scum?
>>189283 And a much better chance of having a human husband.
Well, you know, people treat you a little better if you haven't tried to eat them in the past. Or rape them. Or rape them and then eat them. In general, if you didn't hurt them.
>Jeanne-Green uses her internal ability to improve and improve her own neurons. >The neurons in her brain are unnaturally dense, far more than what is normal even for a solver mutant. >This has given her partial powers to essentially "bridge the gap" between space and time. >So what does she do with this? She stared at the void. >...and the void stared back. >Picrel was what she saw for a fraction of a second staring into her soul.
>>189240 >>189242 >Cyn forces anon to wear bull horns and a cow pattern ball bra to keep his solver mutated balls from hanging too low >Fellow hucow Bonnie gives anon a pitying look >"You'll get used to it"
What if after Cyn's defeat J goes a little bonkers. She stitches together a little doll that looks just like Tessa and carries it everywhere she goes. She claims the doll speaks to her, she can hear Tessa's voice in her head. It's not really Tessa but auditory hallucinations that she's connecting to the doll. She speaks to the doll, holding conversations with this doll, seating the doll in chairs, tucking it in at night, etc etc. pretty much treating this doll in the very same way she treated Tessa in life Whats shocking and wholesome is that N and V also do the same! Out of respect for Tessa's memory they do this Eagerly greeting the doll when they see her, telling the doll about all sorts of stuff. N and V aren't heading voices like J is, it's only J and she becomes bothered when N and V are seemingly ignoring what Tessa is saying There is no supernatural element to the doll, Tessa's spirt is not living inside of J's head...t's only greif. Greif and trauma. But Uzi gets tired of J's bullshit and starts figuring out necromancy to hopefully shut her up? But it backfire.
>>189321 >But Uzi gets tired of J's bullshit and starts figuring out necromancy to hopefully shut her up? >But it backfire. Tessa's traumatized by potentially up to fifty years assimilated by the Absolute Solver, something worse than death if one of the Glitch Inn Valentine's videos is aligned with canon at all, and no doubt further tortured by it beyond just having her in its internal Pain Dimension, and as a result when Uzi pulls her out of her mind palace and puts her in a drone body feels overwhelmingly disgusted and betrayed by her former dumpster friends because she thought she knew them then they became gleeful mass murderers?
>>189332 Not vengeful ghost. Ghost implies she's a ghost. She's got a body, she's just been tortured in every spiritual and psychological way imaginable... including by getting a live feed of everything her dumpster friends were up to the whole time she was in there. Every father force fed his entrails in front of his family, every pregnant woman vivisected, every pair of lovers forced to choose who gets a bullet in the head and who dies slowly, every mother unblinking eye contact with is made while her young children are sucked dry then dropped like sacks of potatoes.
>>189342 did I miss something? what about that implied an internal pain dimension? she said "the final thing you'll feel" which just means before you die she'll make you suffer so much you welcome death. it doesn't imply eternity or even years of suffering, just a particularly painful death
>>189347 actually being assimilated is probably like being in hell. my point is even if you were to use a gag video as evidence she doesn't say anything about assimilating you. she wants your literal heart, not your soul or even your brain
>>189349 Yeah, she's in there. She was the only reason Tessa stayed sane long enough for them to be transferred into Uzi's mind palace, and vice versa.
>>189351 Tessa and Cyn holding each other together through unspeakable suffering, both of them loathing themselves for what they'd unleashed on the world
>It happened earlier this morning, The Outpost could not believe it >John was found dead, now normally the Outpost wouldn't glance at another death for we had all grown numb due to the excessive amount of Murder Drones, Solver witches, Uzi, and other horrible stuff living with us >But this...was different >No one is quite sure how exactly it happened, but what they do know is that Drone bodies usually don't change color and shed their shells >The body of John soon became a spectacle of sorts as crowds gathered to look upon the strange corpse >It was then that theories began popping to explain the strange phenomenon, some believed that John was actually a Solver-Sapien this entire time who had fooled everyone with his magic, crackpots suggested that John was actually a space alien that had been sent down to spy on Dronekind and had used his clever shape-shifting abilities to blend in >None of these theories whoever were as crazy compared to what the infamous Uzi Doorman suggested, she claimed that John was actually a living breathing human that had somehow managed to fool everyone with a cheap disguise, produced by rubbing oil on his face to replicate a screen >She was promptly and correctly boo'ed for this idiotic suggestion >Later we did try and interview John's best friend SD-I or as he calls himself, "Eye", but he was unavailable for comment >It seems that truthfully we will never figure out the answer to one of lifes newest great mystery, "Who or what really is John?"
>AD: "Tired of living a boring and meaningless existence? Does life seem to always get you down? If you answered yes to all of these questions, then that sucks for you! My life is awesome!"
>>189283 SDs are constantly tearing up DDs but i never understood the difference between the two, they seem to be the same but sentinel drones are slightly bigger and maybe a bit stronger physically? i dont think thatd be enough of an advantage to make the matchup as one-sided though
Why are murder drones so prolific when it comes to human trafficking rings? The human population was devastated during the war and is barely recovering, why are they exacerbating an already serious problem?
HoDR concept: A hardworking office Anon that can't feel even the slightest hint of arousal let alone pick-up on flirtatious behavior, is hounded and ostracized by horny Drones while he's just trying to file those papers
>>189361 Like, they're literally better than DD in everything, but they're much more expensive to produce, making them lose out badly in numbers.
Also, according to the original idea of Phenixanon, the creator of Sentinel Drones, they are all literally copies of the same captured disassembly drone: the SD-K. Because they are all clones of the same drone, they all have severe mental problems, as K's mind is always trying to overcome the inbuilt barriers and limitations that make sentinel drones docile, plus a body different from the original DD is just as bad for their psyche.
But most anons dismissed the idea of mental problems or made them much less important, because it severely limited sentinel drones as thinking characters.
>10$ a month Glitch Inn >3 md content posts un the last month >1 was an interview with Cyn's VA GD and its consequences I swear man, pray for that nigga's downfall 🙏
>>189372 so just to be clear: if your wife was made to do something horrible by otherworldly forces and then returned to you as her real, traumatized self you would want her thrown out or murdered?
>>189382 Gaslight district, new show glitch is working on now Sadly this means it's no longer split 50/50 md and clownshow, but 33/33/33. Also occasional posts made by glitch about itself. We get 8 posts a month, we will likely get only 2-3 md posts each motnh by now
>>189374 Then it kinda strayed Sentinel Drones into being their own thing with them being the bigger, yet small in number, fishes in the pond with original ones like Harper and Ivory or ones based on characters like E.
>>189383 M*rder "drones" don't deserve the luxury of having a human husband, they're too unhinged to safely be around humans and should be refurbished back into worker drones
>>189390 Yeah, it's just over a dollar per post at this point. Access to the Discord is included too but it is useless. The BTS streams ended long ago, there where 3 for MD in August, Septembre and Octobre, radiosilence since then. The questions you can ask personal are answered completely at will, if it is even in the slightest related to lore or technical stuff it gets no answer, never. They rather talk about pets or what their favourite food is.
>>189399 I’d rather be disappointed and have dreamed; glass half empty people talk about disappointment like it’s world ending thing, it’s just an emotion, it washes over you and then you get on with your day, but I tasted sweet instead of consigning myself to bitter
I like the idea of Blondi coming from a universe where Matpat was right. Just because imaging the fallout of the actual show turning out to be like that is fucking funny
>>189396 >refurbished back into worker drones That's impossible. The cors of disassembly drones are infected with the solver virus, which violates all known laws of the universe and cannot be removed or controlled from the outside. If you attempt to insert a disassembly drone core into the body of a worker drone, the regeneration mechanisms will instantly begin converting the body into matter to create a disassembly drone body.
And may God have mercy on you if you don't destroy the core before the "harvesting" process begins.
>>189308 No. >>189305 Because funny. >>189304 New darling OC that happens to be a cute girl. Whether she has staying power beyond that is where we'll have to wait and see.
Anon, is it okay that my disassembly drones kids drink my blood? They are disassembly drones like their mother, and I just let them bite my neck, because, well, they are my children, I love them.
At first I didn't even think about it, but now I think it might actually be weird.
>Murder Drones Gets A Prequel Season >Cyn finally gets an episode from before she ended up in the corpse pile >She is nothing at all like the thread headcanons >She's a rude asshole that acts innocent as to not get in trouble and constantly impedes the main casts progress purely out of spite >She fucking hates the Elliot Family, Tessa especially due to being a "Nepo Baby" How do the threads react?
>>189425 >V turns out to have been the same way >Cyn and V are good friends at first, bonding over their resentment of literally everyone but N... >... until they realize the other wants N to herself as well >from then on they're each other's most hated enemy
>It hurt. Everything from down to his core to his artificial nerves at his plastic fingertips. >But this was not physical pain AM was feeling. >It was emotional. Pure, raw unrestrained grief that flooded the small worker drone. >From everything he lost. Everything that was violently ripped from his life. >Tessa, N,J and V. The beautiful life that once grew on Earth and their garden. >All of it. Gone. >God, and AM thought he knew what Hell was like. >But she-it left him with his body intact, didn’t it? >So why did it feel like he was stuffed into his old body, the dull, dark prison that was once “him”? >The one that filled him with despair, hopelessness and sheer anger over the unfairness of it all? >Why was he so upset when he could still move, still see and touch? >He was always so stupid, wasn’t he? >AM didn’t, couldn’t, admit it. >He loved them. He loved them more than anything. >Real, genuine love. Not love from their suffering, or the entertainment they could provide. >He didn’t think he could ever feel this way. But life always has surprises. >AM so badly wanted to be feel the same as the others on Earth. >And he got his wish. A life free from everything, the unfeeling rock, the restraints. >He should have known his sins would not be forgotten. >He only wished that they weren’t dragged into it, they were innocent. >But that never stopped him before, so why would it matter now?
>>189459 Well, the very fact that there is new content suggests that there is a minimal, but still a chance to get a full second season. Or a spin-off.
>>189454 Wouldn't change a thing, md content got sparse and even on GlitchInn barely trickles anymore. I'll keep it until we get the episode 6 storyboards, beyond that there is likely no more content that will ever see the light of day. Idk why they keep episode 6 stuff so tight.
Glitch can't afford to tell anyone that Murder Drones isn't getting anymore content, they would literally die if they removed that trace of hope. Murder Drones merch sales are their life blood at this point
>>189465 I am still extremely pissed that they insincerely baited us with intentionally deceiving talk about Season 1. You don't name it that by accident, especially when people as early as the GlitchX trailer released relied on the season 1 terminology as assurance there would be more. MD also didn't have an official hardset 1 season limit like TADC. Were it not for potential further Alice content still locked up, then they wouldn't see another cent from me ever.
>The Next GlitchX arrives >There are numerous Murder Drones bumpers throughout and it's hinted that Liam Vickers is getting a new show >Many Anons believe it to be the sacred season 2, how could they not when Chibi-Uzi literally makes a joke about getting a continuation >The announcement finally arrives.... >It's a fucking Cliffside remaster >Liam is burned at the stake
>>189472 I've said it fifty times by now, but Cordie is the only part of cliffside worth keeping. I think current Liam given the resources glitch has now could make a killer weird west show– but if he does he'd better throw out everything but the cute spider lady I need more Cordie art...
>>189471 They might've changed their decisions later on as a way to make room for other shows. Having a season 2 might've been a thing/still be a thing but it's a decision between them and Liam if they want to limit shows to 1 season
Liam should make Di again, Di is flesh Alice but on crazy steroids and actually way more evil, Di could get it too. Let's Split Up (SEQ3) Link is for part 3 that smh doesn't show uo on youtube but is linked on his website. That scene with Di in the forest,......😭🤪🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😫
>Male!Tessa is sleeping and having a dream >It's his wedding day >He's standing at the alter when his bride starts walking down the isle >Her veil hides her face but Tessa can still see her worker drone features and build >Tessa looks down at his soon to be wofe as she now stands beside him >They say their "I Do"s >"And do you, Tessa James Elliott, take this woman to be your bride?" "I do." >"And do you, Cyn the Solver of the Absolute Fabric, take this man as your husband?" >[Giggle] [I do] >Before they can be announced as husband and wife, cyn pulls Tessa down to her for a kiss >She's rough and passionate >Too rough >Tessa can feel her tongue slither down his throat >He can't breathe >It hurts >It hurts! >IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS >HELP >HELP >HELP >WAKE UP!!! >[Giggle] [I Vow To Never Discard You] >[My Dear Husband] [Greather Than Three] >The last thing Tessa sees is Cyn looming over him, her body mixed with a biomechanical centipede >Tessa wakes up in a cold sweat >He reaches for his throat, he still feels like he was being choked >Tessa would try to go back to sleep but he wouldn't fall back asleep that night
>>189522 TLDR >Species implied to be humans wanted to ascend to higher plane of existence >Ascension works by having something of equal value descend >Create these "Constructs," who are kinda cute horned humanoid golems full of magical energy, with magic/science, have them build the nearly continent-sized ascension machine >Use Constructs as the sacrifice since they're intentionally designed to be worth as much as humans on the cosmic scale. >The ritual sends them to "The Abyss" which is a weird-ass plane of existence full of mysteries and dangerous creatures >Constructs die a lot for a long time, then figure out magic and establish their own civilization. Not much but it's something >Protagonist is a Construct physician named Ai, who is trying to uncover the truth behind a mysterious sickness and hopefully cure it. I even have a bunch of character bios. This one is a bit outdated, as I decided to make Ai 34 and change a couple of names. Also Karo is his pet.
>>189525 The series is over, anon. It's been 7 months. Not much left to do now except funpost until the threads run out of steam or new content comes out
>Murder Drones gets new, CANON content >but it's in the form of background details in a show that *technically* takes place in the same universe pre-solver >the new setting only barely fits in with already established information
Cringe ahead, read with caution. Image is the last time I wrote about this guy. >The angels rained on the earth for a long time by now >Bringing destruction, chaos, and the end of the world >This was Armaggedon, Ragnarok, Apocalypse, Frashokereti, or whatever you wanted to call it, the end was here >In this chaos of the world, humanity chooses to fight, some to hide >Everyone was equally killed by the angels of death, or demons, depending on who you ask >But the fight was still on >Humans grouped up to fight and cowered when alone >Except one man among them all
>That man who saw someone in danger, a soldier no less >A man cowering against a building with a demon getting closer and closer >For a man like that, it was sure the end of his life and an impossible fight >Barely able to kill one in a group, impossible alone >But in the time of need, a man arrived >A man who called himself the Knight of the End of the World
>"Halt thine advance, vile creature!" He screamed at the top of his lungs, echoing around the destroyed city >The demon turned around, to look at a man with full heavy plate armor, the armor looked medieval, but not exactly >The Knight looked around, to see that the demon was alone trying to kill this soldier >"Thy companions may destroyeth mine armour, cause mine essence to weep, and compel mine cries of anguish" The Knight pulls out a highland claymore, the metal of which looked strange, almost familiar >"Yet! I posses the prowess to mend the steel, to bind mine injuries, and to utter cries of defience!" Screamed again the Knight, his shout echoing once more
>The angel of death looked confused for a second, before bursting out laughing, it couldn't believe what it was hearing and seeing >"HAHAHA! OH MY GOD! This has to be the funniest thing I have *ever* seen, just because of that, I will kill you both quite quickly" Snickering while it tensed up its claws >"First you, later King Arthur over there" It said to the soldier, raising its claw in the air >And when swiping down it detected an object flying toward it, catching it in the air to drop it then, stopping its attack against the soldier >A throwing knife was flung at the demon "Engage me! Thou craven beast..." Said the Knight while walking toward the drone >While it was distracted the soldier ran away for his life >"Alright, I'll kill you" Said the demon, slowly walking to the Knight >But the Knight stopped "Tarry thou a fleeting moment" He said, with the angel of death perplexed >The Knight pulled out an mp3 player "This harminous strains be not valorous enough f'r this noble combat" Changing the music he was hearing a couple of times before choosing one >"Free bird, this be a exquisite harmony for out strife" And putting the mp3 in a pouch, and started to walk towards the drone again
>At this the demon looked irritated, and started to run towards the Knight "Thou foolish creature, 'Lord help me, I can't change!'" >And at the first attack of the drone swiping its claws, the Knight immediately pushed them up with a swing of its blade >The demon was surprised, and as soon as its face changed, the Knight hit his visor with the claymore's pommel, cracking it "FUCK!" Screamed the demon >The Knight quickly dashed backward positioning himself in the Ochs guard, planted his forward feet firmly, thrusting his sword forward towards the drone's head >The demon, still able to see, rapidly changed its claws for a blade, while stepping back it protected its face
>"You fu-" While slowly regenerating its screen and cursing the Knight, the Knight did not waste any time >The Knight started swinging and spinning its sword, giving little time for the drone to pull itself together >Swing, pulls arms up, crossing his arms pointing the blade against the demon, and once again swinging, and repeat >The Knight slowly advanced against the demon, hitting, and slashing, with the drone taking steps back trying to put its blade in the middle not to get hit >With the repeating motion, the demon understood the pattern, tried to find an opening >Just when he was crossing his arms it decided to thrust against the Knight, but the Knight expecting this, stepped aside and hit the monster with his palm right where its nose is supposed to be >He cracked its screen once more, but sadly, this didn't stop the thrust of the demon right into his abdomen, not coming out on the other side
>"Thou vile fiend of darkness!" The drone tried to use its claws to cut through the Knight's body, but the Knight grabbed the wrist of the demon, dropped its sword, and punched it strong enough to push him away >The drone fell to the floor a meter away, the visor going inside its head, badly damaged, it will use only the top eyes for a while >The Knight falls on his knee, grunting in pain for a second, before picking up his blade and standing up
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>>189555 >"I render mine utmost gratitude unto the might of mandkind, and the wisdom o their science for the wondrous bionics I dost posses" He clenched his fist in anger >He pulls a little autoinjector out of his pouch and injects it in an opening the armor around the armpit, now ready to keep fighting "In a mere moment, I am unburdened of anguish, and mine thought-" >"SHUT UUUP! FUCKER!" The demon screamed changing its claw for another sword, running towards the Knight
>The demon quickly started to attack, the Knight for a moment caught by the speed of the demon, pull his hand up and pointed his sword down, intercepting one attack, but barely being cut by the other, not even suffering superficial damage thanks to his armor >The Knight started being on the defensive, backing up and protecting itself from the ravenous attacks for blood of the demon >With each step came a slash of the demon's sword, and with each step, it became more difficult to keep up with the demon's speed >Then, one attack again reached his armor, and the more he backed up the faster the attack became, and the less he could defend himself well >Some plates start to fall, the air starting to get filled with the screams of the demon, loaded with complete fury "FUCKING DIE! FOR FUCK'S SAKE DIE!" >Trying to think of a way out, the Knight thought of something crazy >As soon as he felt his heel touch the wall of a destroyed building, he let go of his claymore with his right hand and went for a punch with all his force >But the demon just tilted his head, making him fail the punch >In less than a second, his brain processed that the demon would slash up, cutting from his hip to his shoulder >But pure luck smiled on his side, his armor and blade were just enough to give the resistance needed to be able to back up enough in time >The demon slashed up, cutting deeply near the hip but just superficially on the rest of his body, but this made parts of his armor fly in the process >As well as his sword, flying towards behind the drone, mere meters away from him >Sensing a second opportunity, he kicked the drone making it back up enough >The demon charged once again against the Knight, but he pulled the ace up his sleeve, or more like his belt did it >Closing his eyes, looking to his side, and moving his hand underneath his pouch he pulled something, a flash grenade, the pin, strongly attached to his belt where it stayed >With the pin pulled, he let go of the modified flashbang, flying in the air in front of him and the demon, modified to explode in a shorter time
>The flash detonated, making the vision of the demon burn for a moment, making the Knight deaf momentarily too >The bright light and sound gave the drone a sensory overload, freezing it up barely over a second, but that was enough for the Knight to crawl up this situation >Once he heard the deafening blast, he put his hands up, elbows down >And when the demon was able to act again, it just saw a jab going toward him, it tried to put his swords up but it was too late >A jab towards the mouth, making him take a step back, the Knight a step forward >Then an overhand, breaking one of the top eyes of the demon; the demon planted its feet and lunged against the Knight's abdomen, the Knight barely being able to step to his side, making just a superficial cut >The Knight took the opportunity, making a body hook to the demon, causing him to spit a bit of nanite-killer fluid >Then the Knight grabbed the demon's head and hit him with his knee in the mouth; with each attack making the demon back up, the metal barely dented, but it was clear that it felt pain, and it was making him back up >With each attack the drone felt like it was getting harder to think, to act, to respond >With the attacks they ended up near where the Knight's sword, just like he wanted >To end this, the Knight spun to kick him in the chest, the demon stepped back barely able to stand up, the Knight grabbed and pulled the sword stuck on the floor, and while he spun back into place, took a step forward and slice through the demon >The slash cut through its arm and stopped in the middle of the chest >The demon was still, then slowly slid down the blade toward the floor >With the little force it had left, the demon cursed the Knight "I hope you die... The most horrible way..." >"O Demon, I did glean that the pivotal point within thy breast granteth thee vitality, is thine heart; suck knowledge I acquired after vanquishing seven of thy fiends, yet slaying but three" >The Knight saw how the demon slowly lost its yellow bright >"You demons started it" He said after the demon could no longer hear
>The Knight slowly walked down the street, using his sword as a walking cane, with his head feeling light due to the bleeding, he needed the support >Barely surviving another battle, another day "I was most fortunate that there did not abound thrice of them" Slowly walking towards a safe place to heal his wounds
>>189534 >Uzi Estacado's daily torment by the Absolute Solver >Uzi versus the depersonalization and disgusted self-loathing that comes from being a Solverpede puppeting her original body >Doll just casually resuming her life because most drones are Invader Zim character levels of apathetic to shit that should really be concerning them, like ghosts >Lizzy's mean girl adventures with her two monstergirl besties who live in her walls, while also shutting down their plans to make each other jealous >the search for Tessa's sword to use it as a cool freaking grave marker for her >V slowly becoming a functional person again >a day in the life of Lizzy's dad the teacher >Nori re-acclimating to normal-ish life and mourning who she lost while still being as edgy and immature as ever, and also shaking down N for the cost of a new body because he totaled her original one >a retrospective on Braiden the flammable, gone too soon >Khan's old TED talk on how much of a disappointment Uzi is
Out of the three Dissenters, only Solver E keeps most of her sanity since she “willingly” allowed the Solver in. As much as Eva and the Mascot have their own silly mannerisms like regular E would, is it really their own behavior?
>>189559 I'm pretty sure Pidge is just the drawfags self-insert. The only thing I've ever seen with the character is the drawings, there is zero lore and it's not even really an OC in my eyes. The only notable things are this >Lesbian or maybe Bisexual >Wants to fuck V >Has a vomit fetish That's about it
So considering how briefly there's been drones old enough for high school I think it's safe to say Lizzy's dad came into the job already burned out. Question is: what made him like this?
>>189566 Yes, in this little E-verse I’m doing. They’re all seperate entities in their respective timelines. >Maid E becomes regular SD-E in the normal timeline. >Solver E comes from the HODR analog horror timeline. >Candy Drone Eva and Mascot come from the Good Ending timeline. >Laborer Evie comes from a timeline where DDs, like E, were well known enough that Laborer variants of them were made from CyberCog Tech. >Male E is just a timeline where E was a dude instead. >Lady Eveline comes from the Sentinel Drone timeline where she was upgraded to remove her flaws.
>>189564 Well that's a bit of a shame but I guess that also means the character is a bit of a blank slate for new ideas. But that would prob have to be up to the original artist
did solver mutations in humans spread exclusively through physical contact, or do you think the solver sent down beams of the magic (or whatever) that Uzi used to mutate the arrow?
>>189586 >did solver mutations in humans spread exclusively through physical contact This was never a thing.
We see the Solver transmute human bodies and assimilate flesh and shit, but it's not a flesh infection that spreads like a disease.
As shown in the Episode 7 flashback to Earth, the Solver's general ability to assimilate and transmute matter means it can grow eldritch flesh and shit EVERYWHERE. In Episode 7 you can also see how it lines the big hole leading down into Copper 9's core with flesh and bone from all the Cabin Fever scientists that were in the room before Mitchell left.
>>189597 You asked a random fucking question out of nowhere and got an answer. I dom't really care what you think "threadlore" is. I just provided info from the actual show to discuss.
>>189591 I'm a bit miffed that this flesh thingy wasn't a sort of monster that the cast had to face, would've made things interesting and tie back into The Solver powers being able to create life
>>189600 I asked a question about solver-mutated humans and you answered with "erm, ackshually there was no such thing in canon" like yeah no shit, that's not what I asked
>>189586 as with everything in threadlore, it’s up to personal interpretation. In my interpretation, the mutations spread through spore-like meat particles in the air released by the creeping meat vine shit after it grows large enough. Breathing it in for prolonged periods is bad. Getting it your wounds is worse. Eating the meat vines themselves is a one way ticket to DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED-ville. there’s cases like Abby where the solver itself came in and went “yo i’ll save your life if you’re cool with looking like a horrid infected ballsack ;-)” but these cases are much rarer than the average joey who accidentally got a big whiff of the stuff while trying to find shelter.
>>189613 I thought the same thing. >>189616 Midoriya becomes a human DD after Cyn takes him as her host. It's actually pretty good but that author did that thing where they write out Mineta, which I find rather childish.
>AU: Tessa is alive the entire time with WD J by her side, both escaped the Gala. The J that is with V and N is actually a clone Cyn made out of spite since she didn't manage to get her hands on the real J
I have a question, does pidge have a thing for all vomit or just hot oil? I swear it is relevant to research a project I am working on, would pidge intentionally make someone vomit on her? I apologize. But I need to know this.
>>189379 I'M GONNA TROW UP >>189335 >>189636 holy fuck bro you are feeding me too well... the pelvis and hips are absolute SEXO >>189640 vomit, but robo vomit is just hot oil/nanite acid i imagine anyways. not sure if she would make someone vomit ON her? but what the hell, sure
It is with a heavy heart that I must announce M is dead Cause of death: never having wall banging sex with Anon Please send money in lieu of flowers or thoughts and prayers
>>189608 Best I can say is to be there as much as you can. You don't want to remember nothing but pain, let him be as happy as he can, be there for him as much as you can. It won't be easy, it can't be easy, but don't let this be what you remember the most.
>J awoke with a start when she heard a noise. Her internals say it was about 3:43 in the morning, far too late for anybody to be up doing anything. >Deciding to investigate, she drops from the ceiling and quietly exits her bedroom. Her heels softly 'clack' on the wooden floor of the second story house as she approaches the origin of the noise. It seemed to lead her to the young master's bedroom. Her core pricks with worry for a moment, but maintains her silent approach. >She leans close to his door, turning up her audio receptors as she listens to whatever may be occurring inside. >"Why can't I just...do it?!" >His distressing words put her on high alert, and she nearly busts the door off its hinges to get inside. The bedroom was dimly lit, only illuminated by the dull light of the desk lamp that shined down on empty sheets of paper. The chair of his desk was flopped onto the ground - she presumes this to be the origin of the noise prior to her arrival. >Her young master, Anon, sat at the corner of his bed, his head originally clutched into his hands, but was released and is now looking at her in fright. >Her core pricks again when she notices the tears in his eyes... >"What happened?" She asks urgently as she rushes to his side. She feels him tense when she touches him and her hand retreats. >Anon doesn't look at her, a gleaming look of fear in his distraught pupils. Frighteningly, he switches up his demeanor and acts as though he was perfectly stable. "I'm sorry. I fell asleep in my chair and hit my head by accident." His voice was even, and monotone as he tries to hide his anguish. >She's seen this ploy plenty of times to know otherwise. Still, she humors him and wordlessly examines his head. >Unsurprisingly, it was devoid of any bumps or bruising. She pulls back and looks at him with a stern frown. "Why are you up so late?" >He doesn't answer her and tries to leave, but J forces him back onto the bed before he could, her look becoming even more intense. "I-It's nothing. Really..." >She squeezed his shoulder, refusing him any opportunity to leave. >It seemed to have an effect on him as his facade begins to crack. His body shakes as his turmoil rumbled within before the tears began to flow once more. He sniffs, his face red as he tries to hold back the tears. "I don't know what to do..." He starts. "I've been trying to work on this story for over a month and I can't focus!" >He clutches the sides of his head again as he lays his feelings bare. "I've done everything I can think of to get me motivated but I can't do it! Every time I feel like I have something, my mind blanks on me and I feel like an idiot!" >Anon begins to tuck into himself, his nails digging into his scalp. "It's like my body and mind are at war and every time I choose a side, the other one freaks out and makes me do the opposite! I don't know what to think anymore!" >J's harsh glare fades as the human breaks down before her. On instinct, she scoops the boy into her arms and holds him close, his painful sobs muffled by the fabric of her coat and tie. >"I'm a failure! People are waiting for me to make something but I can't! Why does it have to be so hard?! It's just words! I just want to write!" >J doesn't know what to say. She hasn't ever been put in this position before, nor did she consider herself qualified to play 'therapist'. Yet, here she was. Her normally stone-cold persona made way for a softer, more soothing tone of voice as the human bawls in her arms, her expression depicting worry, and pity. >Qualified or not, he needs her and she'll gladly ease his suffering.
>>189668 >"You're not a failure..." She coos. >"Then why can't I get anything done?" >She chews on the question, carefully deconstructing it and analyzing each letter as she formulated her response. >"You said this has been going on for a month?" >She feels him nod. He was still crying as he spoke, but to a degree that allowed his words to be properly articulated. "I-I've been trying to work on it every day..." >"How do you prepare?" >He doesn't speak for a moment as he considers the question, the silence being broken by an occasional sniff. "...I get up first thing. I listen to music to wake me up and hype myself up while I eat breakfast. A-After that, I listen to Neil Keplan and imagine him narrating my work so it flows easier..." >As Anon lists off his process, J gives an occasional hum of affirmation while she rubs his back. She doesn't know if what she is doing is helping, but at least he wasn't crying. >"What changed?" >"It worked at first, but now I'm...slow, like my mind doesn't want to wake up. I feel unmotivated and angry when I try to work at all now..." >'Oh.' J mentally slaps herself for not realizing it sooner. >"You're pushing yourself too hard." >Confused, Anon looks up at his drone companion as she breaks the contact. >"You're so stressed about getting this done to the point it's putting more pressure on you than you can handle." A look of pride flashes on her faceplate as she flicks one of her pigtails. "I have employees dealing with that all the time in the office. It's bad for both your work, and your health, so just take a break." >Anon didn't seem convinced. "But...people are waiting on me-" >"Fuck them!" She says with a roll of her eyes. "They don't tell you what to do! You do this for fun, right?" >He slowly nods. >"Then do it when YOU want to. If they don't like it, then they can get bent." >A cloud was lifted before Anon's eyes and he finally understood. She was right. He was an author, and while he gets paid for it, he really did it for the thrill of expressing his creativity. He wanted to share it with others and inspire them with his work. Instead, he twisted it and squeezed the fun from the activity, turning it into nothing more than a chore. >J is right. There's no point stressing about what others want from him if it will be a detriment to his work. Although, she could have at least worded it better... >He wipes the tears from his eyes and straightens himself, his earlier state a memory of the past. "You're right." >"Good." For a moment, J gives him a semblance of a smile, only for it to be overthrown by a harsh scowl. "Now go to bed! It's 4 in the morning and I need my beauty sleep!" >"R-Right, sorry!" He says, quickly picking up the chair and turning off the lamp. >J huffs and makes her way out the door. Just as she was about to shut it behind her, Anon spoke up again. >"Thank you." >She pauses in her step, turns around - "Just sleep, you dolt..." - and then gently closes the door behind her. >She stands in the hall as she reflects on their interaction in her CPU, surprised that it went so well. A huff follows her confident smile. >Guess she was a good therapist after all.
>>189335 >>189636 >>189645 I'll be honest I can't see a difference here in style, if these three aren't all by you then who drew the first two? Or am I blind to something?
Anyone want to sign my petition to block humans from entering m*rder "drone" neighborhoods? M*der "drones" can't be trusted around humans and it's statistically proven that the risk of being kidnapped and raped skyrockets whenever a human enters those slums. Not to mention the smog clouds those things have to block out the sun, shits toxic
Anyone wanna sign my petition that would legally make it so that human men have a disassembly drone wife? My fellow drones know how devastating it is for us to want a human man all to ourselves but they just keep resisting our flirts and stuff so we have to get forceful.
>>189711 Atleast people get to see my work here! Funny that people still me call me that name. Scribbles. I’ve outgrown that name, I don’t think you can even call my art that anymore. But then again I never gave myself a name.
>Lizzy huffs and crosses her arms >Her dad is giving her a lecture >Again >"Lizzy you can't just shove Anon into me and say "Just fuck already", it's inappropriate." "UUUUUUUGH OMG Dad you NEED to get laid! You got a pole up your ass and you're harshing everyone's vibes!" >"The stick was programmed in. And no I will not "get laid" with Anon." "Why not?!" >"Because I don't sleep with students." >Anon speaks up awkwardly >>"I am an adult so it wouldn't be illegal..." "Shut up sexy." >"Be quiet."
>>189691 In order to get to work I have to pass through the slums of disassembly drones, but I was lucky and my colleague sentinel drone kindly agreed to accompany me from the road to work and home.
Interesting features of Ghetto-9: >Neo-Detroit >native planet of the niggadrones >home of George Droid >home of Serial Designation-Dracula Flow >home of the version of J you sometimes see in fanart with kinky hair
You can only eat one >Akita Borger >Uzi's Boozi Smoothi >Beretta's Berry Pie >J's JCJENSON Nutriental Food Paste >N's Nanite Milkshake >V's Veggies >Cyn's Finger Fries >Macs Mac N Cheese
>>189774 literal_insect If you're gonna put that on the Booru, you better screencap the greentext I made it for, too!! Or else I'll be REALLY, REALLY MAD!!! >>186230 >>186231 >>186232
>>189776 The Mac 'n Cheese. One of the specials at Twunk Hooters. It involves covering Mac in melted cheese and letting horny, hungry worker drone girls lick it off of him while he lies on the table. A minimum party size of 5 is required because all the cheese won't get licked off otherwise and he'll have to be hosed down.