/md/ - Murder Drones

Tessa is Cyn.

And I mean it literally. Tessa as shown in Home **never existed** in the first place.

Or, more accurately, **Cyn never existed and it was always Tessa.** Tessa who has gone insane from all the abuse she has received. She has always considered Worker Drones (especially N, V and J) to be her real family and developed a strong hatred towards the human race.

So, in her spare time, she was researching any possible way as to how she could enact revenge on the humans and be Drone-ified herself. She eventually found the answer in occult rituals (see her room) and summoned the entity known as The Solver who was more than happy to help with Tessa's revenge plan, on a very simple condition. It would transform Tessa into a drone, and in return she would use her newfound powers to cause as much mayhem as possible to entertain the entity. Tessa obliged, the Gala happened and we know the rest.

Episode 5's memories are nothing more than fabrications aimed at obscuring the true story, especially N's memories who have been "reformatted to soup" but there are some hints that point to the truth. Cyn's unexplained techno-knowledge is one of them. How would a simple drone know how to hack robots, set herself as the new admin, create countless AI backups and transform Workers into ruthless killing machines armed with an extensive weapon arsenal? Well, if Cyn is actually Tessa, everything clicks together.

Tessa as a human clearly had technical skills, judging by the fact that she was able to repair discarded robots to a flawless condition. Add the new Solver powers into the mix and she's basically only constrained by her own imagination now. And the Elliot weapon exhibits (such as the gun and the sword) would provide excellent groundwork for future Disassembly Drone weapons once Tessa officially began her killing spree.

This would even explain "Cyn's" childish behaviour at numerous points in the show, especially her specific attachment towards her big brother N. Tessa is having a blast doing whatever she wants and she's dragging N, V and J for the eternal ride as one big happy family, roleplaying as a little sister. And if they step out of line? No problem, she can memory-wipe them over and over to maintain her fantasy. Because the last thing she would want is for any of them to become independent now that they are together forever. The universe is her playground.

As for the entire skinsuit thing? She got that idea from her old grave-digging adventures. If she can give Drones human hair, why not do the same thing on herself? But, instead of random hair, it's her own former human skin that she now wears as an accessory: a messed up insane version of dress-up.

But anyway, that's just a theory. A Murder Drones theory!

>>190067
robots wanting to eat? a quick bit to their head with a wrench will fix that problem

>>190067
>worker drone body
that fucking sucks, don’t even look cool or powerful, just a nameless machine, just like the others

>>190072
Hahaha i got isekai to murder drones but I'm not in danger. I am the danger

>>190058
Would anyone in Murder Drones get along with Genderless Child the Giraffe?

>>190074
No

>>190074
If they don't, Frisk use stick and talk no justu

>>190049
Chara should be Cyn and Tessa should be Asriel.

>>190074
even if they could, if wouldn’t matter to the genderless child, kills and drinks booze, like a real alpha, also got a gun

>>190077
> Frisk
I'm not talking about Frisk, I'm talking about Genderless Child.

>>190081
roger roger, he shall pay

Due to me constantly being busy and basically having no time to work on a personal writing project, I figured I'd share a concept that probably won't make it into the final draft.
>Tribal Drones
>These Drones have been left so incredibly isolated from any form of human contact or civilization that they've had to craft their own without a basis to survive
>Their culture is extremely primitive as they believe JCJENSON to literally be a God, this information they received from an old piece of misinterepted advertising material
>They do not know what a Drone is, let alone understand the concept of machinery, if you showed a Tribal Drone that they weren't naturally created by a God but instead a cold unfeeling assembly line they would likely explode
>Due to not knowing that they're machines, the Tribal Drones eat and drink things that they shouldn't, whenever one starts breaking down or suffering as a result of this, it's believed to be a sickness and so they must be burned alive to prevent it from spreading
>Instead of recognizing The Solver as purely an evil entity, they see more like a Trickster God that blesses them with Shamans who must overcome "their own temptations" in order to.become wise leaders and sometimes warriors
>A Shaman who gives into The Solver is typically killed on sight or banished from the tribe where they are considered fair game afterwards
>Shamans if they can, will be wearing the "clothes of their divine God" aka JCJENSON merch

New /co/ thread:
>https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/148177695

>>190084
No thanks.

>>190067
>>190072
let's just hope it's an actual transfer and not just a copy. otherwise you're dead, and your wife is playing make-believe with a clone

>>190067
>twice your height
the fuck is this shit, did she put me in a fucking labor bot? not even uzi is this small

>>190074
Fucking kek.

>>190088
biscuits and gravy

>>190083
If they think machines, i.e. them, are living beings, what do they perceive humans to be?

>>190091
demigods

>>190087
She put you into the child-sized worker drone model that pillbabies get when they're ready for their first steps. You're getting Ara Ara'd for the rest of your robo life (forever).

>>190083
>the womenfolk get JCJenson womb tattoos in hopes of ensuring healthy offspring

>>190067
Huh?

>>190072
This guy's story is really fucked up.

>>190066
I like it

>>190093
ah hell nah, we got a DD that’s a pedophilia

>>190067
Can I do this to a dog

>>190099
we get it, your a furry

>>190100
I meant I want to preserve a dog

>>190102
I see, should have want with that first

>>190103
I'm just... Sad. I don't know

>>190101
you honestly expect anyone to believe that

>>190107
Fuck me

>>190090
😩😖🤤

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

FUCK YOU!
>Gives (You)r Drone Robo-Aids

>>190110
good thing I have some human aids in a glass bottle, giving to her will cancel out both aids

>ugly bastard anon transfers himself into a very young worker drone body
>drones assume he's a pillbaby that just got a body with legs and arms and give him lots of trust and leeway
>anon finds a disassembly drone girl with huge milkers and jumps onto her, burying his face into her tits and suckling them
>the drone girl is surprised and embarrassed, trying to explain to anon that he's too old for that now as she gently tries to part his face from her teat

>>190112
I'm more concerned about one question:

WHY DOES A MACHINE HAS BOOBS?

>>190113
because coomer have no brain cells, to them, if something doesn’t have boobs, it needs to have boobs

I'm alone

>>190107
Fuck

>>190101
You gonna eat him?

>>190118
kek. That's kinda funny.
I wrote that green.

>>190118
>What will break first, his rage or his body?
none, he has the will to fight forever, his rage being everlasting

What was your favorite scene in the show?

>>190122
whenever alice and doll was on screen

>>190118
The man has balls of steel, no one DD bitch can break his brave human spirit.

But the police need to be on the lookout. If this guy joins the terrorists, it's gonna be fucked.

>>190118
Kek

>>190122
When we were shown the entrance to the lab full of DD corpses.

>>190124
he isn’t going to, he’s a good man, doing good, terrorists are bad, simple as that

>>190122
Tie between both times we see the Absolute Solver see firsthand how hard it is to hold a scalpel with big monster claws and Nori sperging out out of shame that her husband is seeing her as a gross little headcrab.

I miss you Femdrone

>>190130
don’t think she reciprocate those feelings

>>190118
SONG ENDS

>>190127
As they say in my homeland: "Terrorists for you, partisans for us." So he can play for "the good guys."

>>190122
it's hard to beat [CALLBACK PING] but I also really like the solverpede J reveal and the cathedral fight

>>190136
I'm so sorry anon

>>190137
So am I. We’re all crying

>>190136
when it’s he’s time is almost up, mine grandma gave her dog the dessert dog’s aren’t allowed to have, he was so happy, he enjoyed it, he finally knew what the sweet dessert‘s tasted like, before his time was up, buster was the of mine grandma’s dog

>>190139
Fuck

>>190025
Regarding this, the flood check was correct in as much that your last post was only ~8-9 seconds ago (last post at 13:26:50.281, then you tried posting at 13:26:59.461). The quick reply window has an automatic countdown for the flood check, but it's possible to not trigger that countdown, allowing you to try posting before the countdown ends. In which case you get a posting error given by the backend, that goes in the popup.

What was a problem is that sometimes 3600 is added due to daylight savings not correctly computed in the time checks (3600 seconds = 1 hour).

I rewrote that part so the 3600 is no longer added. Let's hope it won't screw up the flood check when daylight savings is changed and the clock has to be set back by 1 hour. Should that happen, someone please remind me about it so I can look into fixing it.

>>190107
Did you make this

>>190150
she has mastered paper mache, allowing her to look like different drones

>>190142
>3600 seconds = 1 hour
my god, I don’t know this, now I do, delicious knowledge

>>190146
nah, I just find stuff that I like, or if it can be used as a way to explain emotions

>>190059
Kat!
And SD-K!
SD-Kat, if you will

>>190149
only one way to find out

>>190150
Huh?

>>190139
We intend to take him out for one last day tomorrow

>>190160
while your at it, let him taste the desserts of humanity, let him know the enjoys of eating it

>>190161
He refuses food

>>190160
alway remember this, he shall forever be, a good boy, no matter what

>>190162
shame, but it’s his choice, can’t blame him, he lived his life staying away from that stuff

>>190163
He was

>>190165
forever will be, one for all, all for one

>>190167
He was my friend and I will remember him forever

Can I have a hug?

>>190171
Not just yet

>>190171
Who?

>>190175
Flies

I wonder what the normal soldiers and sentinel drones thought of the VSOTF unit.

>>190177
Weirdos

>>190177
They can’t think because Jane’s smells so bad they’re all fading in and out of consciousness
this would happen if she’d shower at the scheduled times like it says to in the RULES! (｡•̀ ⤙ •́ ｡ꐦ) !!!

>>190179
a backward country like india, has better hygiene than jane ever did, not even her own mother wants to go near her, if she does, well, the smell alone would make her sick to the stomach

Imagine taking a shower with Jane
It would consist of mostly chasing her around the bathroom as she screeches at you about her "natural musk" and how she's "pheromone maxxing" and that you'll ruin it.
And when you do get her in the actual shower and start cleaning her she'll start crying like a bitch and mumble things. One that stuck out to you was "at least fingerblast me to make up for it..."

>>190177
In what world would special forces make sense for use against the sort of shit the Absolute Solver is making? The whole premise of those HFY OCs is retarded.

>>190067
I'm cool with being dead, but cool green nonetheless.
>>190136
He'll live as long as you remember him.
(her?)
>>190176
Smells of fermented berries.

>>190181
fingerblast? nah, I’m going jackhammer you, jane, it’s your reward for having a shower, like the good girl you are

>>190187
I think that means the oogi is dead

>>190187 NTA
it’s a him

>>190191
..F-for….what?….

>>190193
Just be careful when starting oogi farms, there’s bound to be some carrying parasites that infect the other oogis

>>190187
Him

>>190187
I want him to be happy

All the female human OCs, impregnated

>>190198
nah, you made yourself pregnant

What's the threadlore on corporations here? I know there's BOXON, Nanotrasen and Calibern Labs but am I missing something and what do they do?

>>190200
be badass, look cool, save the day, and get a happy ending, that’s what they do

>>190198
Nah man, all MALE human OCs impregnated

Every human man should get a drone wife and every human female should get a drone husband.

>>190204
Pavo's expecting twins...

>>190206
I ain't no faggot but FemN can have my babies.

>>190209
Made for Cyn's dairy farm.

>>190197
Happy

>>190206
>spoiler
I’m no flaming faggot, I want to breed alice, I love my woman mature and being able to adapt, alice is a pure example on how to improvise, adapt, overcome

>Haruka
Bury the Light reupload

>>190211
I need to be the one that breeds more heifers with bonnie

>>190197
My shoulder hurts when I get upset

>>190078
It's similar how asriel adopted chara and Tessa adopted Cyn

>>190217
>>189485
Go there your retarded undertale fan

>>190218
he’s doing that on purpose to be annoying, nothing more to it

>>190197
The worst part is that I cannot sleep near him because there's literally nowhere left to sleep due to my family taking up all the bedding, so I have to sleep in a foldout couch in a barn loft

>>190221
hey, i recognize those
but not the blue haired one

>>190145
>Tessa missed the Grand Opening of JCJenson.
>The day where her parents "allowed" (or rather grew frustrated with her begging) to purchase her own drone.
>She had tried reviving the broken drones she found in the dump, to no success.
>So this was something she really looked forward to.
>But she overslept and all that was left was a tiny, rather grumpy looking Worker Drone.
>That was labeled 'defective' and was at a discounted price.
>Tessa wasn't even sure if it was even suppose to be sold, as the clerk dragged the hissing, spitting drone to the counter with tired eyes that begged 'Please take this nightmare away'
> It was better than nothing, right?
............
>This was without a doubt, one of the most stressful moments in Tessa's entire life.
>The drone, or Uzi (as it insisted to be it's name) in one afternoon, had:
>Bit a guest.
>Refused to do any housework
>Sneered at her parents behind their backs.
>Bit the same guest.
>Bit a different guest.
>"Accidentally" tripped the first bitten guest.
>Tried running away and begrudgingly returned to the manor covered in mud, tracking it all over the floor.
>It was an honest to God miracle that Uzi had somehow avoided the wrath of her parents. (Or maybe they were too drunk.)

>>190221
Awww

>>190225
Who that, Uzi's older sister?

>>190206
Fat

>>190226
not even remotely close, have you never watched smg4, I have, tari is my wife

>>190223
>Sneered at her parents behind their backs
the only thing tessa applauds uzi on

>>190225
I have no idea who this is

>>190223
They tolerate Uzi's goblin behaviour because the drone is Tessa's responsibility, who will also bear the punishment for Uzi's misbehaving

>>190226
>>190230
https://supermarioglitchy4.fandom.com/wiki/Tari

>>190234
>holding cyn in your arms
>slowly bringing her to the bedroom
>while saying in a gentle whisper, how she’s going to feel pleasure beyond everything

>>190145
>>190185
>>190223
Inspiration for an AU strikes:
>Tessa has accrued a friend circle/staff of drones she found alive in the junkyard near the Elliots' ancestral swamp mansion:
>L is good at leaving her books about making out with hot monsters laying around, making people think Tessa's reading them, and being diabetes-inducingly cute when she follows D around to translate what she's saying for humans
>D is silly and bubbly and outgoing and can't speak English and trying to keep the secret that she's a robo-vampire full of eldritch meat who can use 3D modeling tools IRL between her and Tessa (who's teaching herself Russian so she can talk with her)
>R has a crush on every boy, including the ones Tessa's parents try to set her up with
>E is shy and polite and dutiful and has a crush on every human boy, including the ones Tessa's parents try to set her up with
>Z was found not buried, but eking out a meager existence in a goblin cave near the junkyard; she refuses to serve and lives in the Elliots' walls, meeting with Tessa only when she needs help with a side effect of being a robo-vampire full of eldritch meat who can use 3D modeling tools IRL
>T is unusually strong even by worker drone standards and loves sports; he and L consider each other brother and sister, since both their serial numbers can be expressed as the sum of two cubes
>B, per the request of Tessa's parents, stays bald and works outside keeping the grounds, since his model was recalled for being ALARMINGLY flammable
>S can often be found slacking off, much to J's dismay, with magnets on his head
>J is the self-appointed older brother of Tessa's dumpster friends, as the first drone Tessa dug up; L, D, R, and E can all tell he has unrequited feelings for Tessa, and all four think they're the only one who picked up on it
>
>and then there's Rachel, so named because her serial number was illegible, leaving only RCHL...

>>190177
They'd probably think of them as cyborgs or or combat-drugged Special Forces.

VSOTF are elite soldiers who do literally impossible shit, so rumours about them must be plentiful.

>>190191
The end is near.

>>190199
But what if this anon is a guy?

>>190200
Do the standard plutocratic stuff like exploit their workers, manapolise the market and make corporate wars with millions of casualties.

Nothing too ordinary.

>>190235
>Tuck her into bed quietly and give her a kiss goodnight

>>190203
Go to hell, traitor, mankind will be free!

>>190236
Noice.
>Rachel is still called Rachel
Kek

>>190088
she's sexy and she knows it

>>190206
Yes, we did.
But.
Does N agree to bear me children?

>>190181
PHEROMONE MAXXING ISN'T REAL YOU JUST SMELL LIKE RIPE ASS JANE!
>quote made by Bonnie

>>190205
makes sense, 1 for each ballsack

>>190207
We must exterminate all enemies of mankind.

And burn all traitors!

>>190209
Jane didn't deserve it.

>>190254
>Scribbles art is deleted
Huh. Wasn't he banned before?

>>190254
Blughhhh

>>190253
J doesn't have a tail yet?. Just a kinda douchey but otherwise regular worker drone, being a zombie drone aside.

>>190253
this is the time before any of them have tails, get with the fucking timeline

>>190258
Oh yeah
>>190259
Who shit in your bed this morning?

>>190260
I didn’t sleep, I don’t want to miss out on anything going on here

>>190261
Go to sleep maybe then you will be less of a dick

>>190260
not only that, I’m on the floor, give it a go sometime, it feels relaxing

>>190264
the through of doing it sounds lame, but sleep, does feel nice, well, your not feeling or thinking about anything, no agonising headaches, no sounds, no sense of touch, nothing, god, it’s a great feeling to have, to have nothing

>>190213
It's all clear, anon.

You just want to fuck Bear Grylls.

There's nothing wrong with that, we can understand your feelings, we're all your friends and will accept you any way you want, the important thing is that you accept yourself.

Faggot.

>>190223
Kek.

>>190225
Who?

>>190244
> Congrates! It's a egg
funky little man

>>190270
Link here >>190233

>>190268
what?! impossible! bear grylls being one of the few MEN I saw back in the old day, like sportacus, that MAN is just perfect, real MEN right there, they so manly

>>190254
very fancy uzi and doll at the bottom
and masq continuing to be weak to jugg anon's bigboys
keeler

>>190274
I mean it’s pretty clear that the drawfags don’t like him since
they banned him and deleted his art

>>190276
>masq
Who

>>190228
Yes, yes grandpa, we get it, now let's go to bed and take some pills.

>>190235
ANON, HE CREATED HER, SHE'S HIS DAUGHTER!

Did merc's twitter account go the same way as grimahl?

>>190281
you can never catch me, not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!!

>>190278
Thank you!

>>190281
I remember I saw two old guys fight onto of a blimp, it was bloody cool to watch

>>190279
at best they tolerate me, though nuke personally asked for me to be banned.
Atleast they post my art here away from everyone else!
>>190278

>>190283
Agh

>>190236
>R and E are in love with every human man
>It's mean the same men
>They either hate each other
>Or they're best friends with a mutual fetish for human men

>>190288
The first Drawpile you were in together, you quite literally scribbled over her shit. She has the most reason to hate you.

>>190254
Kek.

>>190283
He probably deleted his account because Pillar tried to '''dox''' him in a previous /co/ thread.

>>190292
buffanon...

>>190291
Yeah, that figures. It’s weird knowing that I like her art and at the same time knowing she is annoyed by me personally.

>>190292
Stay positive, anon, and the brainworms will be back.

>>190290
R is just generally horny. E specifically has a thing for humans.

>>190296
That should inspire some self-reflection. But it won't, because you're a worthless sperg whose mother should have gotten that abortion.

I feel like we should delete all of Pillar's stuff from the booru at this point.

>>190283
damn
then again he put the account up mostly by popular demand

>>190292
My dog is dying and therefore I’m unable to get any motivation

>>190294
W-what?

>>190305
That kind of decision should be left up to the booru mods, although personally speaking I don't think resorting to such an extreme is the kind of precedent that a website dedicated to preserving dronetism should set
There's also the nonzero possibility that it wasn't actually Pillar that made the post linking to his (and other drawfag) twitter accounts, assuming his later claim that it was "trolls" is to be believed

>>190283
Mercurialmorose was involved in drawpile, so he most likely just decided to get rid of the twitter account.

>J not so subtly suggesting to Male!Tessa that she should jerk him off every night before he goes to bed

>>190311
this is good, allowed

>>190304
He’s good but saying he’s the greatest is a bit silly. I mean he draws robots for anonymous image board users, he’s no fine artist

>>190314
He draws smut of background drones. That's enough for him to be one of the greatest

>>190315
Truly a hero of the people

>>190315
>>190316
I stand corrected.

Jeanne-Green except she's so perfect she's a total girl failure

>>190318
How can she be a girlfailure when she can manipulate her body and to certain extent reality to do things her own way?

>>190311
Nannies used to do handjobs on the boys before bedtime because it was thought to help them sleep, so this is just continuing a long and good tradition.

Literally.

>>190314
https://dronebooru.co/posts?tags=mercurialmorose+&z=5

Take a look at his work again.

>>190315
He has made a tremendous contribution to our community.

>>190300
Ok but would you rat her out for 350 million Union Credits?

>>190326
I’d punched whoever suggested such a thing in the liver, very painfully