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No.110276
Murder Drones (#106)Anonymous
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Hello Friends! Good morning! Or evening, or night.
You know how it goes, let's talk about the Drones, since it's our favorite topic here. These Threads are full of Drone discussion, isn't that beautiful?
The impressive Booru: https://dronebooru.co
The wheel of astonishing OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc
And the last Thread: >>109262
No.110278
Anonymous
Replies:>>110279
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BZ is cute, by the way.
No.110279
Anonymous
Replies:>>110287
>>110278
So is her solver form just the Great Fly form from helltaker?
No.110280
Anonymous
Replies:>>110283>>110329>>110389
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>Allies pushing the Nazis back into Germany in World War 2
>Army group comes across an abandoned camp
>Camp is surrounded by barbed wire fences and guard towers, but only up to three feet
>The recon elements enter the camp and find it's unguarded
>A huge muddy hole in the earth has been hastily dug in the middle of the camp
>Heaps of oogi corpses surround it, as though the Nazis were interrupted in the middle of burying them
>From the hives, emaciated, balding oogis with hollow eyes can be seen lingering
>One mouths the word humie, but has not the energy to speak
>American command befuddled as to why the Nazis wasted so much effort with the camps
>Order surviving oogis bulldozed into the open mass grave and buried so the camp can be repurposed
>Tanks are brought in with plows to sweep the hives
>Oogis are too weak to do anything but hobble, many just stare dead-eyed as the plows come toward them
>Sweeped into the pit atop their dead brethren
>Raspy eeping and begging comes up from the pit
>Soldiers begin to bury them
>Days later, as army command sets up their tents on the former camp site, a soldier finds something poking through the earth
>He pulls it up to find an emaciated oogi in a little striped uniform
>It almost dug its way to freedom
>The soldier takes the oogi's little striped cap
>to keep his tobbacco in
No.110281
Anonymous
Replies:>>110284>>110294
I don't remember, but how did Emily die again?
No.110282
Anonymous
Replies:>>110293>>110342
>>109736
>Shrek rolls over in bed
>"So, yeh had a bad dream, babe?"
No.110283
Anonymous
>>110280
I even felt a little sorry for those purple things.
No.110284
Anonymous
>>110281
Heads Will Roll (A-Trak Remix)youtube thumb
No.110285
Anonymous
Replies:>>110290>>110359>>110363>>110373>>110403>>110541>>110767
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Post (You)r favorite greentexts! I'll start with this one. Although this was never finished, it takes me back to a simpler time in the threads
No.110286
Anonymous
>>110235
dammit I wish I was a good enough writer to do this concept properly
No.110287
Anonymous
Replies:>>110394
>>110279
Haven't thought of that, it would be an interesting thing to explore, thanks for the idea!
No.110288
Anonymous
Replies:>>110289
>Fun Morning Canon Facts: Sarah collects any bit of fallen hair she can find in an attempt to complete her wig
No.110289
Anonymous
>>110288
well that's silly. with all the dead drones lying around she can just grab whatever wig she likes
No.110290
Anonymous
Replies:>>110291
>>110285
My all time favorite green about anon, N and gravy for mashed potatoes from N's nanite tail.

Unfortunately, this green is lost in the archives and not uploaded to Booru, and I'd like to reread it.

Overall, I love all the greentexts here. I read every one of them, and honestly, if it weren't for greentext here, I probably wouldn't be here.
No.110291
Anonymous
Replies:>>110292
Image:173332025838.png(160kB, 914x816)serial designation n (murder drones and 1 more) - 6557ceba66e9d1b4e7245e653a3e7acf.png
>>110290
You mean this one?
No.110292
Anonymous
>>110291
Holy shit, YES! Thank you, anon!
No.110293
Anonymous
Replies:>>110296>>110298
>>110282
>M wakes up screaming.
>Alone

>No more movie nights at the precinct
No.110294
Anonymous
Replies:>>110295
>>110281
MURDER DRONES - Episode 4: Cabin Fever (@16:10)youtube thumb
No.110295
Anonymous
Replies:>>110306
>>110294
What even killed her? She was already dead before the scene started, aside from the decapitation there doesn't appear to be any damage done to her body beforehand
No.110296
Anonymous
>>110293
She should consider herself lucky she didn't watch anything worse than Shrek 25: The Final Shrekoning
No.110297
Anonymous
Replies:>>110299
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much as I love Alice's antlers, they'd probably get in the way during everyday life. maybe if you gave her the real antlers she dreamed of it'd be smart to put them on some folding or collapsible assembly
No.110298
Anonymous
Replies:>>110303
>>110293
but did she go to the movies alone or with someone else? and if she went with someone else... would it have counted as a date??
No.110299
Anonymous
Replies:>>110300
>>110297
Get a roomier house.
No.110300
Anonymous
Replies:>>110302
>>110299
I'd wanna see the world with Alice, and you can't make every house, store, restaurant, etc. in the world roomier
No.110301
Anonymous
Replies:>>110304>>110307
WHAT IS KHAN'S MUSTACHE MADE OUT OF?
No.110302
Anonymous
Replies:>>110304>>110305
>>110300
Ah, but consider
>Alice zoomies in your living room
No.110303
Anonymous
Replies:>>110309
>>110298
Alone. Dating within the same workspace generally leads to disaster, even amongst human/drone couples.
No.110304
Anonymous
>>110301
It's probably just a sticker mate.
>>110302
Extremely adorable.
No.110305
Anonymous
>>110302
>Alice does zoomies in your living room
>Your eyes fill with horror as her antlers slash and tear holes in your furniture
No.110306
Anonymous
Replies:>>110308
>>110295
Concept art says Uzi's tail dragon head has a tongue-stinger that contains a paralytics. She was alive until Uzi decapitated her.
No.110307
Anonymous
>>110301
Human hair.
No.110308
Anonymous
>>110306
spent the whole time praying
No.110309
Anonymous
Replies:>>110312
>>110303
Frown-inducing response but understandable.
No.110310
Anonymous
Replies:>>110331
Just thought of something fucked up. Emily didn't die. Her core was never destroyed or damaged. She's still out there, without a head and trapped in an immobile body
No.110311
Anonymous
Replies:>>110314>>110319>>110321>>110327
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>Questioning the linguistic mechanics of oogis
>Your oogi waddles over to you and babbles "Oogi hungee. Me want berri!!"
>You pull out a handgun, cock it and point it right into your oogi's face
>It serious the fuck up
>"Master, I am hungry. I would like some strawberries, please!" with its nubs up in the air
>You put the gun away
>You are second guessing a lot of things right now
No.110312
Anonymous
Replies:>>110317
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>>110309
If it's any consolation uhh....
>M dressed as King from KOF.
>And then M dressed as OG RE4 Ada.
No.110313
Anonymous
Replies:>>110315>>110316>>110320>>110406>>110520
Fuck it. Does anyone have any unresolved questions about the show itself? I feel like we discussed everything
No.110314
Anonymous
>>110311
>oogis talk like retards on purpose.
No.110315
Anonymous
Replies:>>110318
>>110313
even if she can manage to repair the ship, where does J plan to go? isn't the rest of the universe dead?
No.110316
Anonymous
>>110313
It seems that all drones are nocturnal. Meaning that Uzi waking up at 3:00am to sneak out was retarded. It was like getting up in the morning or noon for a normal person. Of course she was gonna get caught.
No.110317
Anonymous
Replies:>>110321
>>110312
It's some consolation - I'll take whatever I can get and scurry back to my hole I suppose.
No.110318
Anonymous
Replies:>>110517
>>110315
>Isn't the rest of the universe dead
We literally have no confirmation on this, all we know is that planets with some form of government behind them got destroyed and that's all. It's speculation at best to assume that the universe is dead
No.110319
Anonymous
Replies:>>110321
>>110311
>Spontaneously grows a large chin and defined jawline as it speaks
>"Yo man, I don't want any berries actually. You got any protein powder?"
No.110320
Anonymous
Replies:>>110322
>>110313
How did humanity live? At what cultural and economic level was humanity before and after the collapse of the earth? How did Cyn destroy other planets? What changes in society did the advent of worker drones lead to?

I have so many questions about humanity that I can't ask that many questions.
No.110321
Anonymous
Replies:>>110323
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>>110311
>>110319
>The Chatanooga Choogi
>>110317
You do that.
No.110322
Anonymous
>>110320
If the gala, and what's left behind by the humans after they all died, means anything, I'd say they're on the same technological level as humanity in the Alien franchise, still futuristic but very much 20th/21st century in aesthetics.
No.110323
Anonymous
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>>110321
I can still see all of you from my hole, btw. So I'll be watching.
No.110324
Anonymous
Replies:>>110325>>110339
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Fun Grunt Drone Fact:
>it is not unheard of for a grunt to be decommissioned and transferred when deemed no longer fit for duty, though this is exceptionally rare as the human officers given final say-so typically opt for deactivation instead.
>the few known instances of decommissioning have occurred when a GD is functional but no longer fit for duty– due to either a factory error with its hardware rendering it combat-ineffective or due to developing software issues during its service.
>while a majority of these grunts would remain in the military in noncombatant roles, some were discharged and purchased for industrial or agricultural use
No.110325
Anonymous
>>110324
>purchased for industrial or agricultural use
getting atomic heart vibes from this
so when are we getting a grunt that can fire lasers from its eyes
No.110326
Anonymous
Replies:>>110328>>110330>>110335>>110337>>110345>>110367
>CHALLENGE:
Write a greentext with the canon characters
No.110327
Anonymous
>>110311
You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Though, often a gun alone is enough.
No.110328
Anonymous
>>110326
>Uzi does a funny
>N ate rock
>V was sad
The end
No.110329
Anonymous
>>110280
Poor oogis
No.110330
Anonymous
>>110326
maybe i'll write a green later with khan jorkin' it to a sears catalog
No.110331
Anonymous
Replies:>>110334
>>110310
Oh no, she's dead. Unless she boots back up as a zombie drone, in which case her head's right next to her.
No.110332
Anonymous
Replies:>>110336
Not trying to be a Janny or start anything, just suggesting that you should try posting Oogi greens in the Oogi thread so it's easier to find and sort them, because let's be honest A LOT of them are lost at this point. If anyone tries to start anything after this post ignore them, because I have a feeling someone is gonna try and be an asshole
>>10609
>>10609
>>10609
>>10609
>>10609
No.110334
Anonymous
Replies:>>110343
>>110331
Emily should've been a headless horsewoman DD, smh
No.110335
Anonymous
>>110326
>It is christmas
>J puts up a "Happy Holidays" banner as per company rules inside the flightless pod she is living in
>She is visited by three ghosts
>Ghost of the past is Tessa, who guilts her over her part in her painful slaying and desecration
>Ghost of the present is Doll, who mocks her for her lack of defiance
>Ghost of the future is Beretta, who rages at her for killing her and her family
>Instead of repenting, J gets the message that sometime in the future she will kill N and the Doormans
>J smiles and sleeps tight
No.110336
Anonymous
>>110332
You ennless.
No.110337
Anonymous
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>>110326
>"Hey Uzi?"
>Emo midget looks up from her work on a new power module to look up at her boyfriend musing about something.
>"Yeah? What is it? I'm kinda busy."
>N fiddles with his fingers.
>"Do you ever think we're being watched?"
>The cracks of her blowtorch go silent.
>"No. Why? You watch too many scary movies with Miss No-Pants again?"
>Now his fiddling ceases.
>"I just get that feeling sometimes. You know? Like our lives are on display for the amusement of something out of our reach."
>She almost has to stop a smirk and a chuckle eking out.
>"Pfft. You're such a dork. Our lives are our own. It'd be crazy to think someone would actively watch them for fun. Though uh, my life is pretty cool. Did save the universe and all that."
>The nonchalance of the Doorman progeny puts the disassemblers fears at a slight ease.
>But deep down he can't shake the feeling.
>"Yeah. I guess you're right. I mean, who'd wanna watch us take on eldritch horrors from beyond all known understanding."
>The two share a light laugh before getting back to their respective business.
>The camera pans out to the glow of a computer screen. A timestamp reveals the bar to be set at 21:29.
>And then the recommended vids pop-up
No.110338
Anonymous
Replies:>>110340
>J Has Been Banned From The Outback Steakhouse
No.110339
Anonymous
>>110324
>purchased for industrial or agricultural use
That makes sense, actually. Agriculture is always looking for ways to save money, and buying defective but still drones seems like a very logical step.
No.110340
Anonymous
>>110338
It's her fault for bringing in outside food just to show off the "superiority" of JCJENSON Nondescript Meat Chunks!
No.110341
Anonymous
Replies:>>110360>>110377>>110400>>111136
Image:173332579361.png(774kB, 3320x3168)Aquila color.png
>You’re flying high in the air as you scan for any disassemblers but so far your ‘Co-Pilot’ visor hasn’t picked up anything.
>You and the rest of the Starseekers, which includes Pavo, Ursa, Lepus and Scorpio, were deployed on Gold-4 in order to assist in the defense from Solver forces. You’re the squad’s scout/CAS specialist which is why you’re flying so high in the air – you’re the squad’s early warning as they move up.
>Sentinel Command believes that this was the perfect situation to collect combat data on your squad’s experimental modifications.
>You honest prefer it when you get deployed on missions not because you like combat but because you find it more peaceful.
>You don’t get sensory overload like back at base. You can hear and see every little detail which makes you very paranoid and jumpy. The battlefield is a different thing because hearing or seeing every detail meaning you know what you’re dealing with. That alone turns you from jumpy to focused.
>Something catches your attention on the infrared spectrum down on the ground. Multiple heat signatures.
>You zoom in to get a better look. Flesh abominations. Solver forces. Better call this in with your squad.
>”Lepus, come in. This is Aquila.” You call Lepus on the Mind-Comm which is your integrated radio which you and your squad can communicate with your “thoughts” which is just radio transmissions minus the actual talking.
>”This is Lepus, go ahead, Aquila.” Lepus answers back.
>”Got multiple Solver signatures three klicks ahead of you, advise caution.”
>”Can you deal with them?”
>”Yeah, give me a second.” You switch your hands to your Rocket Launchers to start blasting them but then something else catches your attention.
>Your radar pings and in the corner of your vision you see three dots moving towards you from your left. You also hear the slight distinct sound of anti-gravity repulsors in the distance.
>You look to your left and scan for the bogeys. It doesn’t take long to find them. You zoom in and see a 3-drone squad of disassemblers flying towards you.
>Oh damn it, this is going to be tricky

1/?
No.110342
Anonymous
Replies:>>110352
>>110282
Lucky mf, sleeping with lord of onions
No.110343
Anonymous
>>110334
Emily should drop in on her parents, they miss her dearly and their lives are so empty with her gone.
No.110344
Anonymous
Replies:>>110347
Trying to figure out what voices OCs would have
Would P sound slick? Would M have a husky voice? Would E sound like a Cockney fishmonger??
No.110345
Anonymous
Replies:>>110346
>>110326
>Tessa eat a bagel
>It was the delicious bagel she had in her afterlife
>Now she reincarnate in the next world
>She hope her next family will be good
No.110346
Anonymous
Replies:>>110405
>>110345
I love Tessa.
No.110347
Anonymous
Replies:>>110350>>110351
>>110344
M would be voiced by Romi Park
No.110348
Anonymous
Replies:>>110349>>110421
What if N...was overly serious?
No.110349
Anonymous
>>110348
It would be J instead of V that would fall in love with him.
No.110350
Anonymous
>>110347
That's a good choice
No.110351
Anonymous
Replies:>>110375
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>>110347
>Voices some of the best anime characte-
>Voices fucking Koichi Hirose in EOH of all things.
I'm not sure how to feel about that.
No.110352
Anonymous
>>110342
ogres are very complex and layered lovers
No.110353
Anonymous
Replies:>>110354
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Requesting doll giving kisses to a tied up therapy anon
No.110354
Anonymous
>>110353
Cool. When are going to finish it?
No.110355
Anonymous
Replies:>>110357
How do I unlock the secret boss battle against Disbelief N?
No.110356
Anonymous
>>110232
>But he's the one the Solver has a scary yandere obsession with
giwtwm
No.110357
Anonymous
>>110355
Saw the head off of the Dog N plush in front of him while he watches
No.110358
Anonymous
Replies:>>110361
>Fun Morning Murder Drones RPG Facts: There is a secret Cynwalker plushie in MG's shop that you can purchase only on a bloodmoon, MG's dialogue implies that it just appeared randomly and has been whispering your name. Equipping the Plushie to your "Charms" slot, will automatically put a filter over the game making everything washed-out and darker, as well as give you Special Cyn dialogue options in cutscenes, although rarely a tiny window will appear in the left-hand side titled "Live Solver Reaction"
No.110359
Anonymous
Replies:>>110399
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>>110285
No.110360
Anonymous
Replies:>>110377
>>110341
This bitch is queer
No.110361
Anonymous
Replies:>>110366
>>110358
>purchase
Even though it calls your name and he didn't even stock it that skinflint manages to find a way to charge you for it
Figures
No.110363
Anonymous
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>>110285
No.110364
Anonymous
>>110240
STL link?
No.110365
Anonymous
Replies:>>110398>>110404
Image:173333100843.png(477kB, 1263x770)Capture.PNG
Time to boogie.
No.110366
Anonymous
Replies:>>110378
>>110361
He probably put it an absurd price like
>$9999999999
No.110367
Anonymous
Replies:>>110368>>110385
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>>110326
>N always wanted a puppy
>He found this thing
>Close enough
No.110368
Anonymous
Replies:>>110385
>>110367
There's something about this that unnerves me
No.110369
Anonymous
Replies:>>110370>>110371>>110382
Image:173333120080.png(187kB, 1712x963)cyn is watching.png
She is looking at your posts, say something nice to her.
No.110370
Anonymous
Replies:>>110374>>110379
>>110369
What theme is that?
No.110371
Anonymous
Replies:>>110379
>>110369
Where can I get that?
No.110372
Anonymous
Replies:>>110401
New lore chapter for RUINED EARTH is up.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59734711/chapters/156039982

Starmapanon, if you're around I think this'll be of interest to you because it explains some stuff about the Epsilon-Eridani system.
No.110373
Anonymous
Image:173333134870.jpg(608kB, 1812x917)IMG_9961.jpeg
>>110285
No.110374
Anonymous
Replies:>>110380
>>110370 nta
machine
No.110375
Anonymous
>>110351
She really voices Koichi?
No dignity.
No.110376
Anonymous
Replies:>>110381
Image:173333142207.jpg(130kB, 1359x1260)GcEYMELWkAAhfzc.jpg
Anons, what did you say to make her react like this?
No.110377
Anonymous
>>110341
I like her. the experimental scouting tech causing sensory overload in non-combat situations is a neat concept
>>110360
you sure you're not thinking of Pavo?
No.110378
Anonymous
>>110366
>You pay up
>His eyes fall off his screen
>"How the hell did you... are you hacking? Oh well, whatever, take it."
he doesn't realize Cyn added the funds to your account right after he stated the price
No.110379
Anonymous
>>110370
Machine style, it's really nice if you're a pale fuck that dislikes excess light
>>110371
Just look up "Murder Drones Shimeji"
It also comes with Uzi and the DDs, but Cyn in particular was calling to me today.
No.110380
Anonymous
>>110374
Okay but where Cyn?
No.110381
Anonymous
Replies:>>110383
>>110376
Point at her and say
>Would you consider an imminent merger of interests to partake in caffeinated beverages during free time sometime this Friday with the intention of sharing a surname and domicile before the end of the fiscal year?
No.110382
Anonymous
>>110369
Cyn! I want to commit genocides. Give me powers!
No.110383
Anonymous
>>110381
kek
No.110384
Anonymous
Replies:>>110395
How good does AC suck dick?
No.110385
Anonymous
Replies:>>110386>>110387>>110392
>>110367
>>110368
It reminds me of the Smurf baby abuse guy
No.110386
Anonymous
Replies:>>110388>>110393
>>110385
You can't just say that and not post pics.
No.110387
Anonymous
Replies:>>110393
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>>110385
the what
No.110388
Anonymous
>>110386
he really can
No.110389
Anonymous
Replies:>>110390
>>110280
Why does one of those oogis have cheeks?
No.110390
Anonymous
Replies:>>110391
>>110389
she's going commando
No.110391
Anonymous
>>110390
This is like the 2nd art i’ve seen of a oogi with an ass.
No.110392
Anonymous
>>110385
….No
No.110393
Anonymous
>>110386
>>110387
NTA but
>The Smurf Story, Uneditedyoutube thumb
It seems that the original thread for these drawings was terminated at some point, so found a video showing the thread
No.110394
Anonymous
>>110287
Glad you liked it!
No.110395
Anonymous
>>110384
Almost as good as the jannies on /co/ do, but they have a lot more practice so that isn't a fair comparison
No.110396
Anonymous
Replies:>>110397>>110402>>110431
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>you drop your company pen
>it rolls under your desk
>J decides to show her leadership by offering to retrieve your pen
>she gets stuck under the desk, her fat butt exposed to the cold, office air
No.110397
Anonymous
>>110396
>You, being ever the thoughtful employee, try to help J out
>You just need to figure out where you can grab her to pull her free
>You consider grabbing her rear... no, that wouldn't go well
>Her skirt would be no good, either
>Her tail it is, then
>You grip it near the base with both hands as she lets out a squeak of surprise, then pull mightily to wrest her free

>So, it turns out she wasn't ACTUALLY stuck
>This was an attempt at seducing you
>Although you completely missed that
>But it also turns out that a DD's tail is an erogenous zone
>And J is particularly weak to being grabbed there
>It also ALSO turns out that a female DD who's pent-up and highly aroused is MUCH stronger than the average (or in your case, below-average) human male
>You both 'work overtime' that afternoon, and you leave with a raise, a girlfriend, and a very cracked (but not quite broken) pelvis
No.110398
Anonymous
>>110365
Oh yes
Armored Core Verdict Day Original Soundtrack: 35 Mechanized Memories (w/ Lyrics)youtube thumb
No.110399
Anonymous
>>110359
I can see why it's your favorite greentext, anon.

I have the same fetishes.
No.110400
Anonymous
>>110341
Looking forward to the countination, anon, the beginning is interesting.
No.110401
Anonymous
>>110372
Nice.
No.110402
Anonymous
>>110396
I get on my knees and frenchkiss her pussy with much love.
No.110403
Anonymous
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>>110285
Tessa being a cute hamster
No.110404
Anonymous
>>110365
Looking forward to some great content, anons!
No.110405
Anonymous
Replies:>>110413
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>>110346
Me too
No.110406
Anonymous
Replies:>>110408
>>110313
For me it's all of the unused plot points and Chekhov's guns
>The hole on the colony roof
>Eldritch J having two singularities
>The real events of the Gala Massacre
>Cyn's basement key
>escaped data
No.110407
Anonymous
Replies:>>110410
guys, my v unit came in and flirted with me and told me she loved me and i told her i loved her back and now she's zooming around the room and i can't get her to stop what do i do
oh god, oh FUCK
No.110408
Anonymous
Replies:>>110409
>>110406
>Chekhov's guns
Do non-Russian speakers also use the term Chekhov's Gun?
No.110409
Anonymous
Replies:>>110411
>>110408
Yes
Frequently
No.110410
Anonymous
Replies:>>110412>>110414
>>110407
I bet this anon is fucked, literally and figuratively, because DD bitches have no sense of proportion.
No.110411
Anonymous
>>110409
Cool.
No.110412
Anonymous
>>110410
>DDs have no sense of proportion
>J can't draw anymore
Big sad.
No.110413
Anonymous
Replies:>>110415
>>110405
Gee, how come you get TWO Tessas???
No.110414
Anonymous
Replies:>>110542
>>110410
i wasn't asking for you to tell me she has no depth perception, i figured that out when she barreled into the bookshelf and blew it into splinters! i was asking how i make her STOP!
No.110415
Anonymous
>>110413
Dupe glitch is still active, you just need half a dozen hamsters and an extracted drone soul
No.110416
Anonymous
Replies:>>110417>>110419>>110420
Image:173333570076.png(307kB, 1000x1182)Ahpuch redesign.png
Decided to do a redesign of an old oc that I've made a while back of n and uzi child. A short greenrext story will be made shortly
>1/2
No.110417
Anonymous
Replies:>>110418>>110419>>110420>>110425>>110443>>110544
Image:173333573553.png(302kB, 1000x1180)Insect hoodie alt.png
>>110416
>2/2
No.110418
Anonymous
Replies:>>110422
>>110417
Why he got a cute little stag beetle hoodie, dawg?
No.110419
Anonymous
Replies:>>110422>>110426
>>110416
>>110417
His name is “ah fuck” heehee
No.110420
Anonymous
Replies:>>110422
>>110416
>>110417
Draw him with a big ass
No.110421
Anonymous
Image:173333641009.jpg(575kB, 1080x1500)GdlRVp6WgAAfrj3.jpg
>>110348
No.110422
Anonymous
Replies:>>110424
>>110420
>>110419
>>110418
Its a chick
No.110423
Anonymous
Image:173333651015.jpg(240kB, 1573x2048)Gd6wefGW0AAWkrG.jpg
No.110424
Anonymous
Replies:>>110427
Image:173333654630.png(259kB, 446x332)flabbergasted.png
>>110422
No.110425
Anonymous
Replies:>>110428
>>110417
I thought it was sacreligious. From religion.
No.110426
Anonymous
>>110419
Her name was gonna be Mordred before Uzi was able to be convinced that A) that was just asking for it and B) Mordred wasn't a girl in the actual Arthurian canon, just in Fate.
No.110427
Anonymous
Replies:>>110430
>>110424
I relate to this creator
No.110428
Anonymous
Replies:>>110432
>>110425
It's supposed to be, yeah. Someone effed up. Maybe on purpose?
No.110429
Anonymous
Replies:>>110433
Video:173333668616.mp4(617kB / 0:00:15 / avc1, 532x360)_Nallor_ - 1863887454144713034.mp4
No.110430
Anonymous
>>110427
>Creator
Meant, creature
No.110431
Anonymous
>>110396
Hahhahahaha fatass!
No.110432
Anonymous
>>110428
Kinda like beast and bestiality.
No.110433
Anonymous
>>110429
>the company announces free coffee available every day
>the coffee is laced with feel-good chemicals to help you cope with the fact that you're owned- body and soul- by the company
No.110434
Anonymous
Replies:>>110442>>110444
Image:173333709248.png(682kB, 737x723)isaac newton gets it.png
Post thicc drones
No.110435
Anonymous
Replies:>>110439>>110440>>110441
Image:173333728104.jpg(247kB, 1325x1080)GcuEcClXkAAfnIp.jpg
No.110436
Anonymous
Replies:>>110438
Image:173333729616.jpg(209kB, 1325x1080)GcoGEvsWIAAKvRb.jpg
No.110437
Anonymous
Image:173333735840.jpg(248kB, 1325x1080)Gc3cetKWgAARYO_.jpg
No.110438
Anonymous
>>110436
Lizzy looking real foxy.
No.110439
Anonymous
Replies:>>110454
>>110435
Rebecca put two softballs down her top there?
No.110440
Anonymous
>>110435
Sexo
No.110441
Anonymous
>>110435
Slutty drone
No.110442
Anonymous
Image:173333772265.jpg(40kB, 522x530)f8f4e80d4e2e0427c86b91b0b9a273f4.jpeg
>>110434
No.110443
Anonymous
Replies:>>110452
>>110417
>It was yet another frigid night on copper 9 as the wind howls through the ruines landscape of cities and towns
>Howling through the decrepit woods and artic lakes and pounds sits a worn down cabin
>Within the cabin a figure stood in front of a broken mirror before speaking
>???:"how long....has it been since I see my own reflection....how long I was kept within the dark..."
>Soon the figure began reminiscing about the past, how long ago it was to feel the sun upon their exterior. The warmth of their beloved parents, to see the wonders of the stars, to see the world yet again
>remembering the time where she was normal looking disembly drone with all be it a stange family but yet still normal
>growing up with such a happy childhood living out her best life but there was a noise
Thump....Thump.....THUMP!
>At first she thought she was merely hearing things but as she gotten older it grew louder and louder
Thump...Thump...Thump
>It grew in tempo and percussion
Thump..Thump..Thump..THUMP.THUMP.THUMP THUMPTHUMPTHUMP
>And soon a growing agongy arouse. At first it was a small pinch quickly grew into nothing but anguish. With each step she took felt like walking on a tighrrope
>Everytime she tries to eat or talk, all she wanted to due is to rip her own jaw out for feeling constantly bloated
>Constantly shaking for body stuck within a limbo of energy and tiredness
>Soon came the illness
No.110444
Anonymous
Replies:>>110449
Image:173333798218.jpg(567kB, 1500x1320)IMG_20241201_124730.jpg
>>110434
Fuck you, I'll post thicc human instead
No.110445
Anonymous
Replies:>>110446>>110457
Image:173333810119.png(669kB, 687x530)Spoiler image
jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~
No.110446
Anonymous
Replies:>>110447
>>110445
what's she thinking?
No.110447
Anonymous
>>110446
>Tonight.
>You.
No.110448
Anonymous
Reminder that a human Uzi would be a half-Japanese quarter-German/WASP quarter-Rajput mutt.
No.110449
Anonymous
Replies:>>110450>>110451
>>110444
>Martha haunts your dick
>Every other night you wake up with your covers raised and your scrotum covered in ectoplasm
Drawfags don't give a crap about requests but I'd love to see Martha slobbering on a worshipping a cock.
No.110450
Anonymous
>>110449
brb listening to Super Ghostbusters again
No.110451
Anonymous
Replies:>>110455
Image:173333892555.jpg(789kB, 2232x1084)IMG_20241205_030127.jpg
>>110449
Have this Martha deepthroat instead
No.110452
Anonymous
Replies:>>110468
>>110443
>Oh how she hated the illness constantly thrashing around regurgitating their food that they barely ate
>the endless river of oil that stream out of them as the pain never ceased up until one night she grew tired of the pain
>Her beloved parentd, N and Uzi tried their best to help their daughter though the pain but thier hope was quickly diminishing as each night of constant screams od agony and begging took a toll on their souls
>The endless state of being bed ridden she wanted all to stop...and so she did so
>She took upon herseld to stop her own pain, to stop that wretched noise once and for all
>Grabbing her arm she pulling on it
>???:"Pull...pull...pull..Pull..PUll.PULL.PULL.PULLPULLPULLPULLPULL!"
>As she screeches ontop of her robotic speakers tearing it up as she tore her arm off with oil spewing all over her room till
THUNK!
>an insectoid like arm grew outwards but she didn't thought of it as she began toring off her legs and soon the same results came afterwords:a new pair of legs
>Ripping off pieces of herself to release the constant agony that been plauging her, tormenting her family, RUINING HER LIFE
>Soon one more piece was needed to stop it:Her face
No.110453
Anonymous
Replies:>>110465>>110483
Image:173333895397.jpg(191kB, 1040x1360)Gdla7aUWQAA2AEw.jpg
No.110454
Anonymous
Replies:>>110458
>>110439
>Female drones put two softballs in their tops to try and look buxom
>Male drones two softballs... somewhere else in hopes of looking virile
>Neither group understands that this is about sex - they only understand the cultural implications
No.110455
Anonymous
Replies:>>110464
>>110451
Not a fan of cheating me. I prefer the idea of Martha having split from her husband in some way.
No.110456
Anonymous
Harp is a labor bot
No.110457
Anonymous
>>110445
Hello
No.110458
Anonymous
Replies:>>110460
>>110454
Not many Copper-9 drones seem to wear pants fwiw. Just jackets long enough to cover their whole torsos.
No.110459
Anonymous
Replies:>>110461
Man, fuck robots
No.110460
Anonymous
>>110458
I never mentioned pants, they go somewhere ELSE
No.110461
Anonymous
>>110459
I'd take the L, if I could
No.110462
Anonymous
Replies:>>110463>>110466
I have a thought to share but it will start drama.
No.110463
Anonymous
Replies:>>110467
>>110462
keep it to yourself then?
No.110464
Anonymous
>>110455
Maybe a alternate AU where maryha survive the shot and divorce Theodore?
No.110465
Anonymous
>>110453
me and my WIFE
No.110466
Anonymous
>>110462
Do it anyway (it will be funny)
No.110467
Anonymous
Replies:>>110469
>>110463
Are you a native english speaker?
No.110468
Anonymous
Replies:>>110535
>>110452
>Plunging hee hands to her face she began pulling and the more she pulled the more that pain grew and grew but she didn't cared she wanted it to be done with
>Destroying her voices as she successfully tore off her face as it grew a face...the pain stop
>And standing infront of her was he wonderful parents. Such euphoria to see them again
>She stood up and began wobbling towards to them
>???:"look mom....look dad....it stop...the pain stop...hehe...things can-
DOOSH
>She blacked
>And when she blacked out into a endless sleep she saw something...a small drone dress within a maid outfit. Smiling at her with such glee
>???:"[Giggle] Look at you. Blooming into something beautiful. Till me meet again
No.110469
Anonymous
Replies:>>110470>>110471
>>110467
yeah, what about it? i'm not capitalizing my sentences for some potentially pernicious little twat, though, so don't rag on me for that, capiche?
No.110470
Anonymous
>>110469
Holy shit, a British person
No.110471
Anonymous
Replies:>>110472>>110473
>>110469
Are you a homosexual? Serious question.
No.110472
Anonymous
Replies:>>110474>>110475
>>110471
detecting highly melinated skin from this question. have you picked cotton lately?
No.110473
Anonymous
>>110471
NTA, but I'd top you sweetcheeks
No.110474
Anonymous
Replies:>>110476
>>110472
Please answer the question.
No.110475
Anonymous
Replies:>>110477
>>110472
Just like your mom picked mine
No.110476
Anonymous
Replies:>>110478
>>110474
no, faggoli, i am not pounding your butter-golem rear end. i'm gunning for your mom instead.
No.110477
Anonymous
Image:173334007642.png(103kB, 852x398)youre stupid.png
>>110475
No.110478
Anonymous
Replies:>>110480
>>110476
I have been able to tell you apart for a while. You always cause drama.
No.110479
Anonymous
Image:173334009801.jpg(232kB, 1280x1280)GdSc5QbaoAIZa0t.jpeg
26 mini-Tessa
No.110480
Anonymous
Replies:>>110481
>>110478
me telling someone to keep an idea he suggests is going to start drama... is starting drama. an absolutely astounding conclusion, einstein, care to back it up?
the only dramanigger i see here is you.
No.110481
Anonymous
Replies:>>110482
>>110480
See you in five hours.
No.110482
Anonymous
>>110481
??????????
No.110483
Anonymous
>>110453
I wish I had a cute drone girl to pet.
No.110484
Anonymous
Image:173334077940.jpg(836kB, 2048x1691)GYtcDgwagAAvl0J.jpg
tfw no uzi gf
No.110485
Anonymous
Replies:>>110506
>(You) Have Been Selected To Draw For /md/'s Secret Santa
>However (You) Land On, (You) Must Write A Green On The Gift They Get And Their Reaction
>(You) Are Allowed Only 3 Re-Rolls Because (You)r A Specil Boi
https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc
No.110486
Anonymous
Replies:>>110728
Image:173334097252.jpg(3.68MB, 3072x3232)IMG_20241204_203453.jpg
Did 'colour' the Alice
No.110488
Anonymous
Replies:>>110493
Image:173334112167.jpg(222kB, 1318x723)tie.jpg
Meanwhile, on the Grug Planet...
No.110489
Anonymous
Replies:>>110492>>110510
>December 10th draws nearer
I'm curious as to what the worst OC ever will be
No.110490
Anonymous
Replies:>>110491>>110494>>110496>>110553
worker drone office lady
No.110491
Anonymous
>>110490
Plap plap plap.
No.110492
Anonymous
>>110489
Fart fetish?
No.110493
Anonymous
>>110488
I realize they basically become all tomorrow tool breeders
No.110494
Anonymous
>>110490
When you put it that way, I'm inclined to agree (although I prefer a wagie myself)
No.110495
Anonymous
Image:173334169498.jpg(176kB, 2048x2048)20241128_100120.jpg
Just Business Partners
No.110496
Anonymous
Replies:>>110509
Image:173334188908.png(396kB, 1756x2140)f5ff9a271e352a0c3421c0afddd97300.png
>>110490
Need worker drone office lady GF
No.110497
Anonymous
Image:173334215029.png(1.84MB, 2315x1897)home_doodle_dump_by_pancakeys27_dgcc39y.png
No.110498
Anonymous
Replies:>>110501
Image:173334226958.png(3kB, 614x275)1709180823454148.png
No thoughts. No will. No drive.

Yep, it's procrastination time.
No.110499
Anonymous
Replies:>>110503
I'm bored so I'm going to see how many newfags we have
https://strawpoll.com/Qrgew7EqYyp
No.110500
Anonymous
Getting sexually harassed by drone office ladies.
No.110501
Anonymous
>>110498
This is my spirit animal
No.110502
Anonymous
Replies:>>110511
Sexually harassing a wagie drone chick but she's into it
No.110503
Anonymous
Replies:>>110507
>>110499
>We have no newfags
It's over....
No.110505
Anonymous
It's JESUS!
Say HELLO Jesus!
AAAAAAAËÆÆÆWAAAAA👹☠️
No.110506
Anonymous
Replies:>>110508
>>110485
Can one also draw
No.110507
Anonymous
>>110503
It is
No.110508
Anonymous
>>110506
Sure
No.110509
Anonymous
>>110496
Elf is kissable!
No.110510
Anonymous
Replies:>>110512>>110513
>>110489
what's happening on the 10th?
No.110511
Anonymous
Replies:>>110527
>>110502
>You hit on the cute drone working the counter at the tech store and ask if she's doing anything later
>She isn't but she isn't supposed to leave the store since she's technically their property
>Have a psuedo-date in-store instead
>Over the next few months, gradually get to know each other better and start dating
>You're both a bit bummed that she can't come live with you though
>The manager, who's been aware of this entire thing the entire time, comes over and tells you that you can actually buy out her contract so she's free to do as she pleases
>You eagerly agree
>Tfw he picks up your gf, pulls down her pants, and swipes her across the scanner to scan a barcode on her rear end
>She's mortified, you're shocked, and he's just tired
>At least he gave you your loyalty card discount
No.110512
Anonymous
Image:173334297721.jpg(74kB, 736x736)ae60068a3a1d4577ccfa626e4e202ed5.jpg
>>110510
Christmas! Just two weeks away!😃
No.110513
Anonymous
Replies:>>110514>>110515>>110516>>110518>>110530
>>110510
A Shitpost a few threads ago had a "Time-traveler" come and warn us that on December 10th the worst OC ever will be created
No.110514
Anonymous
>>110513
>It's a Sonic recolor so that he has the same color pallette as a Disassembly Drone
No.110515
Anonymous
>>110513
It'll be Anon.
No.110516
Anonymous
>>110513
We've already got Dr. Ones, unless we get Dr. Ones Season 2
No.110517
Anonymous
>>110318
>>All we know is that planets with some form of government behind them got destroyed

And our only source for that is Cyn/the Solver, who is a liar and manipulator.
No.110518
Anonymous
Replies:>>110521>>110522>>110524>>110587>>110603>>110628
>>110513
I feel like the worst OC ever would be a total mary sue that is more powerful than the solver and revolves around some heinous fetish
No.110519
Anonymous
Replies:>>110529>>110534
Image:173334348683.jpg(215kB, 1745x1886)Gd9--F1a0AIAr8m.jpg
No.110520
Anonymous
Replies:>>110523
>>110313
I’m tired
No.110521
Anonymous
Replies:>>110525
>>110518
Super Guro Incest Diaper Drone
No.110522
Anonymous
Replies:>>110525
>>110518
Vore Drone?
No.110523
Anonymous
>>110520
That is NOT A QUESTION! YOU HAVE FAILED! I'm tired too
No.110524
Anonymous
Replies:>>110526
>>110518
Rear port drone...
No.110525
Anonymous
>>110521
>>110522
both. one leads to the other.
No.110526
Anonymous
>>110524
That's just R, Anon. Give her what she's been asking for.
No.110527
Anonymous
Replies:>>110528>>110533
>>110511
Is a barcode just a tramp stamp for drones?
No.110528
Anonymous
Replies:>>110533
>>110527
somewhere between that and a brand
No.110529
Anonymous
>>110519
Hooooooly wow this looks so damn good
No.110530
Anonymous
>>110513
Serial Designation Chara
No.110531
Anonymous
Replies:>>110533
If you ask for help out to your car with your purchases sometimes you can convince the store drones to come home with you to help unload them too. Then it's just a matter of getting them into your home.
No.110532
Anonymous
Replies:>>110768
Image:173334442569.jpg(437kB, 2048x1305)Cokspainel.jpg
No.110533
Anonymous
Replies:>>110540>>110567
>>110527
>>110528
>>110531
>showing a human her barcode is one of the most vulnerable things a wagie drone can do
>wagienon has only seen cici's twice
>once in the shower, and once when she was getting dressed one morning
>he thinks it's cute, but for her it's another embarrassing reminder of her daily grind and a source of some distress
No.110534
Anonymous
Image:173334456601.jpg(51kB, 434x474)172576641763.jpg
>>110519
The specific reflections on plastic, glass and metal, the shading of it all
The ID is completely accurate, her expression so in character, these teeth look just like from that one scene where she was chewing the batteries, look at the shine of the white chest , the glow, the tastefull thickness of it....Oh my God, she even has the correct oilstripes, not just having them at all, no, they are on point what a masterpiece
Just when I thought I was gettin better this drops
No.110535
Anonymous
Replies:>>110545>>110573
>>110468
>Soon she awoken back up to the sounds of rustling chains
>Surrounded in a pitch darkness with only a dim light illuminating from afar with her mind racing what's happening till she heard a voice
>???:"oh...your finally awake sweetie...are you feeling ok?
>It was her father. She tried to speak out but her voice with to weak to speak loudly. Only letting out soft murmurs
>N moved closer to his daughter to get a better hearing of her as he coat her in a poncho
>It was her favorite one. N knows how much she loves insects; endless rants about their nature, what wonders they can do and such when she was a small drone.
>???:"...what....is....happening...."
>N:"....Look honey...once you "cured" yourself something awful came next...but dont you worry me and your mother will fix this...We'll make sure you're back to normal. Ok Annie."
>Annie:"but...I am fix....I stop the pain...we can go home....I want to go home..."
>N:"you will honey...we'll take you home once it all over"
>But they never went home. Countless nights of endless medication on trying to "fix" did nothing. No matter how much her parents tried to comfort her it didnt help. Especially with her mother. With each visit her face gew more and more detest of what she sees
>But can she not tell? Thats her baby girl begging, wondering why aren't they home yet. They promise her that they'll be home. They promise her it'll be over soon. And everytime they closed that door she cried each and every night cause she hated the dark. As long she remembers she always the dark for she believes a big scary monster would appear. Especially when her parents aren't around
>Time flew by like sands through the hour glass as the endless cycle repeats over and over Annie notice something; with each visit of her parents, her mother showed up less and less till one day she stop...
>Soon her father words turn from "we" to "I"..."I'll fix you...I'll make sure you're ok. I'll make sure your happy once again". Oh how the soothing those words were but it didnt help. Especially with one night they forgot to close the door and she hear them
>They were arguing with each other. The constant hatred towards one and another, the guilt she felt that she cause all of this. This destruction, this nuclear fallout within her own family...hear her mother forego her name only calling her "that thing" or "monster". Such words are daggers to annie soul
>Sobbing herself to sleep as noise died down to a new day of the endless cycle of her father trying to help but even she could tell his will is draining. How long those tired eyes stayed awake to help her,to keep her safe,to help her to be reminded that she is still loved
>Till one day she was awoken by her father dressed up for a long travel:dread fills her heart.
>N:"Hey annie sweetie sorry waking you up but....I'm gonna be heading out an-"
>Annie:"dad...no...please...please stay...please...dont..."
>She clutch to her father tightly as she sobs into his chest. She doesn't her father follow suit like her mother. She tired of being alone within the dark
>N:"...Dont worry Annie I'll promise I'll be back...I'll make sure I'll come back no matter what ok...stay strong for me my little stag beetle...stay strong"
>But she isnt letting go. Repeating the same words over and over till a small glimmer showed...it was a small whitefly night light.
>N:"I'm....I'm so sorry that I left you here in the dark for so long...but you dont have too anymore as you got this...you'll always have light where ever you go. Fueled by love:my love for you my daughter...but I must go."
>Before N pulled away he felt a tugged from his daughter looking at him as she did when she was little and was to restless to sleep
>Annie:"...can you sing me a song for me...please dad..."
>N:"...Yes honey I will."
>[Booting up soft trumpet music]
>N:"My daughter...My daughter oh how you sing so beautiful that rainy days become so sunny. How you makes my worries go away with each hug you give....No matter how sick I maybe, with each loving kiss on the cheek makes me feel brand ne~ew. With each shout and cheer you making I dancd to it like a symphony~. And no matter how much feel empty within side of me you know me make me whole...You are better sunset better than spring! You bring me jo~~oy! From the sunny evening to the slumbering noon. You are everything I've ever wanted and so much mo~re! You makes this old fool feel most lucky man in the world. I love my daughter through and through no matter who you maybe..."
>She's fast asleep as N slowly takes off her off from him. Gently put her head onto a soft fluffy pillow, putting a loving blanket ontop of her as she drift more into her slumber as she cuddles her whitefly close to her. Kissing her on the fore head
>N:"I'll promise I'll be back. No matter what"
No.110536
Anonymous
Replies:>>110537
Image:173334484178.png(240kB, 1080x611)ep8.jpg
No.110537
Anonymous
Replies:>>110539
>>110536
Damn that N is built like a fridge
No.110538
Anonymous
Replies:>>110560
Image:173334513071.jpg(219kB, 1967x2000)bafkreieygqtiei7kgg6o7w2ziwdcw5wfq3olfaikrktpgmfz4niaypujsy.jpg
Louisa
No.110539
Anonymous
>>110537
He gonna murder the solver true form
No.110540
Anonymous
>>110533
Cute, but sad
No.110541
Anonymous
Image:173334534956.png(1.13MB, 2785x4765)Assembling A Disassembler.png
>>110285
No.110542
Anonymous
Replies:>>110548>>110551
>>110414
Well, I guess she's already fucked you, how's that wild animal sex with the disassembler? Have you only lost a litre of blood, or are you on the verge of death?
No.110543
Anonymous
Replies:>>110547
One time I saw this man arguing with a wagie done for like, a solid 10 minutes. He got so pissed he just picked her up, scanned her barcode, and walked out with her. They were still fucking arguing in the parking lot after.
No.110544
Anonymous
Replies:>>110546
>>110417
Cute, I'm calling Hans.
No.110545
Anonymous
Image:173334560978.png(603kB, 960x960)Illustration7.png
>>110535
Christ this tugs at my heart
No.110546
Anonymous
Replies:>>110563
>>110544
He hanging out with roon
No.110547
Anonymous
Replies:>>110566
>>110543
>This is what happens when two tsunderes encounter each other in the wild
>Arguing, passionate angry kissing in private, hatesex, lovey-dovey sex, cuddling, some dere dere moments afterwards, and then the cycle repeats until they have kids and have to grow up
>These two are going to go home and engage in the same cycle
>Also, like all tsunderes, both of them are very, VERY stupid
>This has been BBC Earth
No.110548
Anonymous
Replies:>>110551
>>110542
i am typing this with one arm
she is lying on top of me asleep and growls every time i try to move any other part of my body out from under her
i was able to hack together an iv drip of orange juice into my mouth, somehow, but i don't think i'm going to feel up to doing anything for a week
No.110549
Anonymous
Replies:>>110557>>111203
>AU Idea
>The Elliotts are in a cult that worships the Absolute Solver.
>One day, their god demands the sacrifices of flesh & metal.
>Then the Elliotts decide to sacrifice their disappointment of a daughter and her broken drone (Cyn).
>However something goes wrong, and Cyn & Tessa are forced together into one single being...
No.110551
Anonymous
Replies:>>110554>>110570
>>110542
>>110548 (me)
also, remind me to never ask any of you guys for help again, all of my furniture is sawdust now
No.110553
Anonymous
Replies:>>110565>>110574
Image:173334615336.jpg(160kB, 1080x1417)office lady 029.jpg
>>110490
Office lady amda...
No.110554
Anonymous
Replies:>>110564>>110568
Image:173334627066.jpg(322kB, 1536x2048)FkHskSrWIAcEMyq.jpeg
>>110551
This never would have happened if you'd owned a Worker Drone V
At least I don't think it would've happened...
No.110555
Anonymous
Replies:>>110561
What if....V wore pants?
No.110556
Anonymous
gentle kisses on worker drone barcode
No.110557
Anonymous
Replies:>>110569>>110742>>111203
>>110549
This is just the homunculus Tessa theory
No.110558
Anonymous
Replies:>>110559
Do you know your drones Override code?
No.110559
Anonymous
>>110558
I know your JCJ(IS) kill phrase
No.110560
Anonymous
>>110538
How wants to to put a couple of proletarian bullets in that ugly aristocratic face.
No.110561
Anonymous
Replies:>>110571
Image:173334679412.jpg(115kB, 1280x1382)Camper V.jpg
>>110555
But she did wear pants and she looked hot as FUCK in them
No.110562
Anonymous
Image:173334682503.png(249kB, 1690x1712)1712435731247244.png
Shit, I forgot I left some OCs in the depths of an unexplored botany wing.
>And the shadow people are closing in
No.110563
Anonymous
>>110546
Stupid ship's girl took my friend away from me. I'll never forgive that German.
No.110564
Anonymous
Replies:>>111041
Image:173334689922.png(623kB, 1000x1000)1705106985715138.png
>>110554
Great Movie Themes 2: Salo or 120 Days Of Sodom by Ennio Morriconeyoutube thumb

[Verse 1]
I'm just a bachelor
I'm looking for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride
Without even falling off
Gotta be compatible takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off
I promise that you won't wanna get off

[Chorus]
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it

[Verse 2]
Sitting here flossing
Peeping your steelo
Just once if I have the chance
The things I would do to you
You and your body, every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine
Juices flowing down your thigh

[Chorus]
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it

[Verse 3]
If we're gonna get nasty baby
First we'll show and tell
Till I reach your pony tail
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team
(Ooooh)

[Chorus]
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it
Ride it
My saddle

[Outro]
They throw the best damn party
They throw the best damn party
They throw the best damn party
They throw the best damn party
They throw the best damn party
They throw the best damn party
It's the urban up in here, A.K.A.
Throw the best damn party
They throw the best
Damn, sick of being alone
No.110565
Anonymous
>>110553
cute
No.110566
Anonymous
>>110547
Nature sure is beautiful.
No.110567
Anonymous
Replies:>>110602
>>110533
she's already got two ever-present reminders that she's company property to be used as they see fit– a barcode is just salt in the wound
No.110568
Anonymous
>>110554
i'm not so sure about that, my neighbor has a couple of maid v's that he said the same thing to and the next time i saw him his entire lower body was in a cast
No.110569
Anonymous
Replies:>>110572>>110588
Image:173334759581.png(1.02MB, 1089x633)black mirror.png
>>110557
Did you know that most of the fanbase outside these threads still thinks that Uzi is the only member of the cast still alive and is playing with holograms, and also that Cyn was a Nazi?
No.110570
Anonymous
Replies:>>110590>>110596
>>110551
Wow, you survived! Looks like you're definitely tougher than wood, eh, mate? Okay, silly joke, but seriously, I've got news for you that you probably won't like: with a 76% probability your genocide machine got pregnant.

Don't ask me how a robot can get pregnant, that information is classified by JCJ(IS), just accept the fact that most likely in 6 months you'll be a daddy to a new DD. Congratulations.

And by the way, I suggest you order a few litres of oil right now. Disassemblers are already voracious as hell, imagine how much pregnants need.
No.110571
Anonymous
Image:173334771424.png(150kB, 376x554)Tessa James Elliot of Australiaretta.png
>>110561
Blitzkrieg Boogi, Blitzkrieg Boogi, who is the bitch with the biggest booty?

Boogaloo Boogi, Boogaloo Boogi, who is the big booty bitch that you choosi?
No.110572
Anonymous
Replies:>>110577
>>110569
>Cyn was a Nazi
I'm sorry what
No.110573
Anonymous
Replies:>>110584
>>110535
>Once she woken back up she notice he was gone. Door closed and all. Leaving her a glimmer of hope that things will go back to normal...But it didnt
>She has not once see that door open once her father left. Not a single peak or noise came through. Being left alone all she can do was to think
>"He'll come back...He promise he will...dad will come back....he promise" repeated over and over within her mind. Into the endless void that was her prison trying to keep her hopes up as time flew by like the wind and began growing impatient
>Constantly trying to break those chains that bind her, pounding against her confines, screaming outwards towards endless pearing void that she'll break out. That she'll be free. That she'll be happy once more.
>The madness began taking a hold of Annie mind as she thrash around and over to breakout. In order to be free to leave this accursed room and and for all...but nothing work...no matter what she did nothing work
>Within a fit of rage she began biting,scratching,slashing anything to break the chains thill she heard a crack...within her rage she destroyed the only thing that she had left of her father: the whitefly
>It began to dim out bit by bit as Annie tries her best to fix it but nothing work reacting the words no over and over till light of the whitefly fully dimes out
>Soon she give out a bellowing banshee scream for she destroyed the only thing left of love. The only thing that was pure. The only thing that gave her hope was gone. Left all alone within the dark once more all ahe can do now is too cry.
>Thats until she heard a voice...it was giggeling...she heard this voice a long time ago. She looked up it was that drone:the maid drone.
>Annie:"who are you....what do you want..."
>???:"[giggle] so they haven't told you about me? Such shame I thought they would [shrug]. My name is Cyn your father little sister [teehee]
>Annie:"sister....how..why they didn't tell me...why now, WHY ALL OF THE SUDDEN NOW YOU SHOW UP!
>Cyn:"Simple. To see you grow silly.[giggle]. But also to tell you that you aren't like normal drones. For you we're made through me."
>Annie:"...what....hows that possible..."
>Cyn:"Simple goofy beaver through the flesh. Through The Solver. For you see your parents have a hard time conseving a child and so your mother, uzi, gotten so despite she decides to use it. Making out from flesh and metal oh such a wonder too see [laughing].Trying to hide this little skeleton in her closets but eventually the skeletons will come out."
>Annie is left nothing but bewilderedment trying understand it all that until Cyn hooked her in where it all made sense
>Cyn:"And through me, through The Solver comes evolution. [giggle]. As both flesh and metal work together to make something new. To make something stronger than the previous generation. The fact she hid this truth from you and big brother is nothing but all of her fault...She lied to both of you to make happy fantasty come true. Avoiding the consequences like a rat but sadly couldn't run anymore. Avoiding you, avoiding big bro, avoiding to take responsibility of what she did...but dont worry for auntie cyn is her. And don't worry I've brought a friend to help you out"
Plap...plap...plap
>Sounded like a wet rag being slapped around the floor as she looked up to see who it is. A figure in a state of rigor mortis with a skeleton like figure dressed in strange attire with jearly upon its wrist. Soon it spoke out in a booming voice
>???:"REACH YOU'RE HAND SMALL ONE FOR I SHALL GIVE YOU THE POWER YOU NEED TO BREAK THOSE THAT BINDS YOU! TO TAKE UPON YOUR REVENAGE OF NOT ONLY A BETRAYL OF LOVE BUT ABANDONMENT FROM THE WORLD FOR NONE HEAR YOUR WOES! COME FORTH AND REACH FOR MY HAND! AND SOON BE REBORN AGAIN AS YOU SAY YOUR NEW NAME AS YOU REAWAKEN ANEW!"
>Annie had no other choice but take its hand and when she did nothing but a blinding like overwash over causing her to passout. And soom wakened bqck to see the chains have stopped rustling...finally she's free
>Soon she stands up and she slowly approaches the door that kept her caged her an unknown amount of time. Kicking down as she screams ontop of her lungs, recalling what it has said
MY NAME IS AHPUCH! THE SACRILEGIOUS STAR! AND I'LL MAKE SURE I'LL NEVER IM THE DARK AGAIN NO MORE!

The end if ahpuch little story
No.110574
Anonymous
>>110553
Cute accountant.
No.110575
Anonymous
Replies:>>110576>>110578>>110581>>110582
Image:173334797023.png(1.26MB, 996x924)Akita face fix1.PNG
changed akitas face a little bit.
haven't been working on the model too much lately since I've been really sick
No.110576
Anonymous
Image:173334800185.png(1.23MB, 998x911)Akita face fix2.PNG
>>110575
what it looked like before
No.110577
Anonymous
Replies:>>110580
Image:173334801091.jpg(65kB, 1116x600)WORLD WAR II.jpeg
>>110572
Blame Matpat
No.110578
Anonymous
Replies:>>110579
>>110575
Still not liking the pseudo-nose.
No.110579
Anonymous
Replies:>>110601
>>110578
that's fine. I think it looks weird without one though
No.110580
Anonymous
>>110577
>you can't talk about Murder Drones without talking about World War II
YOU CAN THOUGH. YOU REALLY CAN THOUGH.
No.110581
Anonymous
>>110575
She looks really cute.

Anon, have you tried adding nostrils to your nose to give it a functional feature? I like it as is and wouldn't touch it, but some anons would like functionality.
No.110582
Anonymous
Image:173334855457.jpg(27kB, 640x640)1686880828042806.jpg
>>110575
Cute!!!
No.110583
Anonymous
Replies:>>110585>>110586
You have reached the end of your trial period for [Anonymous Greentext Generator]. Would you like to subscribe to the full version for 9.99?
No.110584
Anonymous
>>110573
Damn cool story, anon, you captured Ahpuch's emotions perfectly.
No.110585
Anonymous
Replies:>>110591
Image:173334871328.png(4kB, 502x373)1690125165817028.png
>>110583
Of course, what could go wrong?
No.110586
Anonymous
Replies:>>110591
>>110583
Ugandan dollars? Sure, where can I pay 100 years in advance?
No.110587
Anonymous
Replies:>>110594>>110599
>>110518
Harper?
No.110588
Anonymous
>>110569
Fuck that's a sad idea
No.110589
Anonymous
Replies:>>110592>>110597>>110611>>110616>>110624
Image:173334895214.png(457kB, 1316x753)Capture.PNG
Making progress Slower then i wanted because i suddenly had to watch a toddler for 3 hours
No.110590
Anonymous
Replies:>>110596
>>110570
>pregnant
what
>in 6 months
WHAT
No.110591
Anonymous
Replies:>>110595
>>110585
>>110586
Your account has been charged 9.99 million dollars for [Anonymous Greentext Generator (weird offputting fetish edition)] Thank you for your purchase and may God have mercy on your soul.
No.110592
Anonymous
>>110589
>spoiler
Probably a good idea, those creatures crave VIOLENCE
No.110593
Anonymous
DAMN YOU MG!
No.110594
Anonymous
Image:173334911093.png(518kB, 1441x980)Unimpressed_teach.png
>>110587
>total mary sue
>more powerful than the solver
>revolves around some heinous fetish
How does any of this apply to Harper?
No.110595
Anonymous
Replies:>>110598
>>110591
that better be a damn good off-putting fetish green
No.110596
Anonymous
>>110570
>DD baby
Thank goodness for them being pillbabies, the teething would be nightmarish
>>110590
You'll (probably) be fine, champ!
No.110597
Anonymous
>>110589
Good luck with babysitting
No.110598
Anonymous
>>110595
Sorry, best I can do is a brain lick with N
No.110599
Anonymous
Replies:>>110769
>>110587
Don't touch Harper! She's my waifu!

And plus, she's no Mary Sue, she's strong and she has character, but she also has a well developed personality and she's not omnipotent, she's quite beatable.
No.110600
Murder Drones RPG
Replies:>>110604>>110606>>110608>>110614
How do I sell Jane to MG? I don't want her anymore, she's a boring companion
No.110601
Anonymous
>>110579
She's a drone-shaped meat entity, she's gonna look weird no matter what.
No.110602
Anonymous
Replies:>>110634
>>110567
But like the other two "reminders," the tramp stamp barcode is also kinda sexy
No.110603
Anonymous
Replies:>>110607
>>110518
So other eldritch god who would prey on the solver?
No.110604
Anonymous
Replies:>>110605
>>110600
Sorry man, MG is actually against slavery (and he knows the Jane stink would scare all of his other customers away)
Also, somehow he can smell her despite not having a nose, and that really scares him
No.110605
Murder Drones RPG
Replies:>>110610
>>110604
Can I sell her to JC in the, "Shattered Time", DLC?
No.110606
Anonymous
Replies:>>110617
>>110600
Just progress Jane’s loyalty quest until the last step, then betray and sell her to Cyn for the chest upgrade.
No.110607
Anonymous
Replies:>>110613
>>110603
eldritch god or not it has to either look like a super attractive perfect drone or hypersexualized specifically to cater to the creator's weirdass fetish.
No.110608
Anonymous
>>110600
>you have room for as many companions as you want at camp, but if you really want to rub salt in the wound you can "abandon" them to their fates
>for jane, you have to take her somewhere far away from camp, point vaguely into the blizzard in the distance and say "hey, is that b?" before running real fast in the opposite direction as she runs to check
No.110609
Anonymous
Replies:>>110612>>110615>>110623
Image:173334954924.png(2.04MB, 3326x4000)ChainedUpTxt.png
Technically barely drone related at this point but i've finished this if anyone is interested in ze nekked Human!Y
No.110610
Anonymous
>>110605
JC will buy her, but only if MG isn't in your party
If he is, the two will have a tearful reunion because they're... father and son? Mentor and mentee? Greedy and guy with money? Idk, that scene always confused me.
No.110611
Anonymous
Replies:>>110620
>>110589
Looks cool already, good job anon.

The head looks a little small to me, I'd enlarge it.

Can't wait to see their shapely legs.
No.110612
Anonymous
Image:173334963689.png(241kB, 557x543)FxyIvAzXgAEL64J.png
>>110609
SEXO
No.110613
Anonymous
>>110607
Oh ok, I kinda want to see the solver being assimilated by more powerful entity
No.110614
Anonymous
Replies:>>110619
>>110600
MG doesn't take people
No.110615
Anonymous
>>110609
Can you draw her oiled up and twerking
No.110616
Anonymous
Replies:>>110618>>110627>>110696
>>110589 (Me)
Biggest issues sofar: Toddler was recontained.
>Scale of the pilot area/pilot itself needs to be properly sorted out, for reference the head of the mech is meant to be the same sized head as regular sentinel drones.
>Have enough room in the body to both contain the Mechs head and pilot (might abandon the body changing proportions idea and just try to see if the pilot can fit in the regularly shaped body, if not... fuck.
No.110617
Anonymous
>>110606
>chest upgrade
>Making a deal with the Solver of any variety nets Anon a pair of A cups
>Continued deals with the Solver can eventually give him bigger and bigger boobs until he's got double D's or larger
>This is a purely cosmetic change and serves no tactical purpose except to indicate your depravity to the world
No.110618
Anonymous
Replies:>>110621
>>110616
>spoiler
You're making it sound like an SCP breached containment (which I find funny)
No.110619
Anonymous
>>110614
>MG doesn't take *damaged* people
No.110620
Anonymous
>>110611
Somewhat intentional, ill probably look better once i figure out the proportions for the rest of the body.
If it makes you feel any better, just imagine it as a Sentinel Dreadnaught
No.110621
Anonymous
Replies:>>110622
>>110618
The toddler is host to a eldritch god anon
No.110622
Anonymous
>>110621
The one foe that Anon fears is not the Solver, Cyn, or anyone else
It is the fearsome "Tod" of the accursed Plains of "Dler"

But what would raising a drone baby be like?
No.110623
Anonymous
Replies:>>110626>>110630
>>110609
Uh, if that teutonic had been captured by me in the 40's, I would have shown her the power of the communist spirit.
No.110624
Anonymous
Replies:>>110625
>>110589
>K! SUPER MODE!
>COMBINE!
No.110625
Anonymous
>>110624
>COMBINE!
EPIC Combine March Theme V2 - Half Life Alyx Exposing Hostile - C17 #SFMyoutube thumb
No.110626
Anonymous
Replies:>>110633>>110644
>>110623
>Y starves to death as soon as you touch her
>You hadn't (Five Year) planned on this outcome
No.110627
Anonymous
>>110616
Functionality and logic is one of the hallmarks of your artwork, anon, if the head has to be that size, it's good.

Keep up the good work.
No.110628
Anonymous
Replies:>>110629>>110631
>>110518
handholding
No.110629
Anonymous
>>110628
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.110630
Anonymous
Replies:>>110632>>110635>>110637>>110640
Image:173335059064.png(1.10MB, 2000x2000)4.png
>>110623
She is Prussian not Teutonic. but that is Drone!Y. Human!Y has German Heritage but she is ultimately a US citizen. Despite the fact that her parent's german accent will never release he despite her efforts. She is doomed to be called a kraut in both her workplace and college
No.110631
Anonymous
>>110628
Woah, WHAT THE FUCK?! Slow down man, sweet Christ we don't want to look like TOTAL degens to the world!!
No.110632
Anonymous
>>110630
>kraut
If she doesn't watch Hogan's Heroes then I'm legally obligated to strip her of her honorary title of "kraut" - only us of Germanic descent who partake in the show are allowed that badge.
No.110633
Anonymous
>>110626
>"What the fuck is wrong with German's food that they're always dying?!"
No.110634
Anonymous
Replies:>>110636
>>110602
I guess, just don't tell Cici that to her face okay?
Or maybe do, she could use the morale boost?
Idk man, women are complicated
No.110635
Anonymous
Replies:>>110638
>>110630
What does she sound like
No.110636
Anonymous
>>110634
>Idk man, women are complicated
Family Guy: Men. We don't know what we did.youtube thumb
No.110637
Anonymous
Replies:>>110639
>>110630
Y does have that permanent sour look on her face
No.110638
Anonymous
Replies:>>110648
Image:173335122824.png(563kB, 1299x825)1718331878918228.png
>>110635
I dont have any references for her voice. all i know is that its somewhat low but still feminine. Ariane takes what she wantsyoutube thumb
This isn't a close representation but Quills's voice as Elster would somewhat like it. Add a bit of internal anger to her voice and a german accent and maybe
No.110639
Anonymous
>>110637
There's a lemon tucked into one of her tonsils and she can't get it out
No.110640
Anonymous
>>110630
I just like the All-Russian Black League. Yeah, strategy is my passion.

She looks gorgeous, anon, your skills are actually amazing.
No.110641
Murder Drones RPG
Replies:>>110645
How to see Berrates Bobs and virginias?
No.110642
Anonymous
Replies:>>110682>>110897
Image:173335154984.png(10kB, 1056x784)Golden fingers.png
Here's an incomplete shitty drawing of that Hawk character. Yes, he has the shining finger
シャイニングガンダム(Shining Gundam)BGMyoutube thumb
No.110643
Anonymous
Replies:>>110646
If you, hypothetically, told your wagie drone gf that the barcode on her ass was hot, and she started crying, what would you do?
Asking for a friend, ofc
No.110644
Anonymous
>>110626
Kek
No.110645
Anonymous
>>110641
You have to ask her directly. The more garbled the ask, the higher the chance of success.
No.110646
Anonymous
Replies:>>110649
>>110643
Just get her chipotle. Works every time.
No.110647
Anonymous
Replies:>>110650>>110651
You are all pathetic, clearly the best romance is the Uzi one! Not only do you cuck N, but establish your dominance over Uzi's vile spawn!
No.110648
Anonymous
Replies:>>110655
>>110638
I imagine she had a different voice with a funny German accent
No.110649
Anonymous
Replies:>>110652
>>110646
If, hypothetically, that's where she worked, would that still be a good idea?
No.110650
Anonymous
Replies:>>110653>>110654
>>110647
Dude, you don't even fuck Uzi. You just awkwardly flirt with her making everyone especially, Beretta, Negev, Mac , Akita, Colt, and whats her face in the dino-pajamas, bueno hard
No.110651
Anonymous
>>110647
What are you talking about Anon, you can only bang Uzi in the FemN routes where you bang them both
No.110652
Anonymous
Replies:>>110657
>>110649
Oh fuck you're the guy that bought the salsa dispenser? Yeah I got nothing then, nice though.
No.110653
Anonymous
>>110650
>whats her face in the dino-pajamas
That's Akita.
No.110654
Anonymous
Replies:>>110659
>>110650
Hey, baby, is it just me or are you the perfect height to suck my dick?
>"Fuck off, skinnigger!"
>You look over at Uzi's gaggle of spawn, who hold up rating cards
>Solid twos across the board, except for Mac's which is a crudely drawn picture of him tearing open your arteries
No.110655
Anonymous
>>110648
She does have a funny german accent
No.110656
Anonymous
Replies:>>110658>>110661
Uzi gives Berretta the talk
No.110657
Anonymous
Replies:>>110660
>>110652
I'm really running out ideas here man, I need help! I know she likes dancing and when I held up a copy of "How to Dance the Salsa for Literal Retards" she started crying even harder!! Fuck!!
No.110658
Anonymous
>>110656
Berretta gives Uzi the talk after realizing Uzi had no idea what she was talking about.
No.110659
Anonymous
>>110654
Still an improvement from the last score!
No.110660
Anonymous
Replies:>>110662>>110750
>>110657
Listen to me very carefully Anon. First, you need to ban the following words from your vocabulary:
>Salsa
>Hot
>Mild
>Spicy
>Chopped romaine lettuce

Got that? Good. Now order sushi and tell her you want to eat it off her ass.
No.110661
Anonymous
>>110656
>The Talk
Mario tells Luigi how babies are madeyoutube thumb
No.110662
Anonymous
Replies:>>110750
>>110660
Alright, I'll give it a shot. Fingers crossed!
No.110663
Anonymous
Replies:>>110665>>110666>>110667>>110668>>110669>>110671>>110679>>110685>>110690>>110694>>110701>>110710>>110721>>110725>>110733>>110739>>110748>>110749>>110765>>110806>>110907
Image:173335261387.jpg(249kB, 1434x2048)Sentinel Drone GF experience.jpg
It's been forever since last time I did this.
Give me your requests.
I don't know when I'll draw them, but hopefully I'll be able to de-rust myself sooner or later.
No.110664
Anonymous
>Uzi
How Tall 😂 vs. Short Homie 😭 Sees the World / Half-Life scientists #funny #comedy #relatableyoutube thumb
No.110665
Anonymous
>>110663
I need a drawing of if possible, Akita, Colt, Negev, Mac, and Beretta wageslaving at Solver Borger It's a fast-food restaurant, although I personally wouldn't mind if you cut down on characters to make it easier
No.110666
Anonymous
>>110663
George Washington and V holding hands
Or Ivory and Anon with Ivory cradling their pillbaby, idk
No.110667
Anonymous
>>110663
Ivory tying a ribbon around herself to 'give' to Anon.
No.110668
Anonymous
>>110663
BZ in a Victorian dress. Please, I beg you.
No.110669
Anonymous
Replies:>>110672
Image:173335297281.jpg(1.43MB, 4800x4800)bfc256e3f1a7425594ffab24eac5cae1 (1).jpg
>>110663
Can you add Louisa sister Martha in
No.110671
Anonymous
Replies:>>110714
>>110663
Draw ivory as a cybertronian
No.110672
Anonymous
Replies:>>110673
>>110669
honestly, I didn't really like how this one turned out, so I might just redraw the whole thing at some point
No.110673
Anonymous
Replies:>>110678
>>110672
Nice
No.110674
Anonymous
Replies:>>110675>>110676>>110677>>110680
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

FUCK YOU!
>Exposes (You)r Drone To Salt-Water
No.110675
Anonymous
Replies:>>110677
>>110674
Oh. Hold one, let me try it again. Ahem.

FUCK YOU!
>Exposes (You)r Drone To Saltwater Taffy
No.110676
Anonymous
>>110674
>Oh no!
>She's waterproof, but now I have to clean all the salt off of her!
>... With my tongue!
No.110677
Anonymous
>>110675
>>110674
>Failed Both Times
Okay I surrender
No.110678
Anonymous
Replies:>>110681>>110686
>>110673
and yes, it will include Martha (hopefully it will look better on my second attempt idk i cant draw women or attractive people, i'm used to drawing ugly men)
No.110679
Anonymous
>>110663
Mitchell and Tessa doing some cousin bonding time together like playing in a swing
No.110680
Anonymous
>>110674
Is this a nier refrences?
No.110681
Anonymous
Replies:>>110684
Image:173335339376.jpg(249kB, 1987x1640)tumblr_e9deed4c2dcc20297399ca86f5813711_dc2451c1_2048.jpg
>>110678
Your ugly mens are quite attractive anon and military dudes too, hope to see your rendition of Martha.
No.110682
Anonymous
Replies:>>110900
>>110642
I much prefer my idea of him having a mohawk. I will stick with it.
No.110683
Anonymous
Replies:>>110687>>110688>>110689
>buy drone waitress from old Chinese restaurant
>she's basically a walking stereotype
>buns, china dress, slanted eyes
>her accent is more authentic than you'd expect but it's still iffy
>her programming still forces her to greet you with "werrcome tsu Queen China" and speak in broken English
>despite the fact that she's an American made drone– a smart one at that
>she is acutely aware of all of this and feels humiliated
>one time when you were cuddling she suddenly went stiff, exclaimed "hunni cheekin, vely tessty" and then started crying because she ruined the moment
No.110684
Anonymous
Replies:>>110711
>>110681
I'm being dead serious, all the years I've spent practicing, I've been more-or-less drawing nothing but ugly, bald, old, utterly soulless dudes, I'm surprised I've made so many drawings for these threads, because all the stuff I've been requested to draw is WAY out of my comfort zone. Well, except that one Mitchell drawing.
No.110685
Anonymous
Replies:>>110690
>>110663
Doll (ghost, looks like her corpse but with her good eye lit back up) and Uzi (hologram being projected by one of those Solver camera eyes) finding solace in each other's company.
No.110686
Anonymous
Replies:>>110692
>>110678
Will Nori be a headcrab in this version?
No.110687
Anonymous
>>110683
There's actually a workaround for this issue, if you're interested. You just have to replace the language data files with a newer "exotic language" to overwrite the old one using some of those old JCJ Corporate Helper addition upgrades. It doesn't damage anything, but it will give her the associated accent. American English doesn't work, but the following foreign ones qualify as exotic and should: Spanish, Mexican, Puerto Rico (American Mexican), British, Canadian, Japanese, Japanese, and Esperanto.
Good luck!
No.110688
Anonymous
>>110683
>her programming still forces her to greet you with "werrcome tsu Queen China" and speak in broken English
>despite the fact that she's an American made drone
Reminds me of a fluffy pony comic where a japanese american cook is forced to speak like a stereotype while he thinks to himself that this is retarded because he was born in America and his name is Chuck.
No.110689
Anonymous
>>110683
cute retard
No.110690
Anonymous
>>110685
>>110663
*camera eyes, what with her consciousness being in the Solverpede body and all)
No.110691
Anonymous
Image:173335431859.jpg(73kB, 828x1231)Gd_Z9LAbwAA-RGx.jpg
No.110692
Anonymous
>>110686
Lamarr should be alongside her
No.110693
Anonymous
Replies:>>110695>>110698>>110702
>get hit on by a drone working a burger king
>she grabbed my rear and said she'd gladly have me her way
>i instantly came and had to run away
is there any way to go back and ask her out or am i screwed?
No.110694
Anonymous
Replies:>>110762
Image:173335446995.jpg(388kB, 960x920)Cynthia and uncle Mitchell.jpg
>>110663
Draw Mitchell with his niece
No.110695
Anonymous
Replies:>>110697
>>110693
Idk ask your purple rabbit co-worker
No.110696
Anonymous
Replies:>>110699
>>110616 (me)
I think this fits the scale a little better, might be a little crampt for the pilot still tho.
Also added the interior arms, dont ask what they are for.
No.110697
Anonymous
Replies:>>110706
>>110695
i am not freddy fazbear or trapped in a vr hellscape, contrary to popular belief
the only burden i currently bear is the idea of fumbling a baddie
No.110698
Anonymous
Replies:>>110708
>>110693
Workplaces went to shit after JCJ started producing all their drones in India.
No.110699
Anonymous
Replies:>>110700>>110712>>110780
Image:173335465398.png(281kB, 586x799)Capture.PNG
>>110696
forgot the image fuck
No.110700
Anonymous
Replies:>>110707>>110709
>>110699
Is this related to the yandere mech?
No.110701
Anonymous
>>110663
The human OCs playing poker
No.110702
Anonymous
Replies:>>110708
>>110693
good news: that just made her want you more, so you can definitely pull her
bad news: she wants to make you her bitchboy
No.110703
Anonymous
Replies:>>110705>>110737
Murder drones proves one thing, you don't need tits, you don't need ass, you don't even need a fully human face. All you need is a midriff and a mouth.
No.110704
Anonymous
Replies:>>110910
Image:173335505237.png(33kB, 833x515)IMG_2762.png
>Be Anon.
>Woke up in the middle of the night after hearing something going through the trash can in your kitchen.
>Go downstairs to check to see what was causing the commotion.
>Eww, fuck. Its an oogi. And it looks like she just dug out one of the expired strawberry hard candy you had since Halloween.
>The Oogi notices you and panicked, Waddling away as she left the candy behind on the floor.
>As you watched the thing waddle away, you noticed something that was sticking out underneath her jacket.
>it was her ass, and god it looked big for an oogi. In fact, you never knew that they even have asses to begin with.
>You oogled at the Oogi’s posterior before falling face first into the ground. Her ass sticking up in the air
>
>Realize what you have been doing.
>Fuck, hopefully this doesn’t say anything about you.
No.110705
Anonymous
Replies:>>110737
>>110703
And hair.
No.110706
Anonymous
Image:173335507209.jpg(294kB, 1591x1988)Gd91VZ3a0AAClnG.jpeg
>>110697
I'm talking about the other purple bunny
No.110707
Anonymous
Replies:>>110912
>>110700
surprisingly not, ive always liked mech/mech sized machines having extra limbs for interacting with things that are human in scale.
This is my interpretation of that, the arms are long enough to reach out an interacts with things like buttons, keypads,The pilot, etc.
No.110708
Anonymous
Replies:>>110713>>110715>>110717>>110718
>>110698
i think this one was made in the good old us of a, she was wearing some accessories from hot topic or something, like a little dangle of that dog from invader zim
>>110702
are you sure? i heard worker drones tended to be pretty submissive
No.110709
Anonymous
>>110700
The yandere mech would be even more bigger
No.110710
Anonymous
>>110663
How about Frollo being in conflict with himself over plump oogi asses?
No.110711
Anonymous
>>110684
I'm not being sarcastic. I'm supporting you because your my favorite drawfag
No.110712
Anonymous
>>110699
This looks like Striker Eureka with a silly head.
No.110713
Anonymous
Replies:>>110722
>>110708
Anon, listen carefully: she will peg you.
PEG. YOU.
If you proceed, that will be the biggest consequence. Weigh the value of a cute wagie drone gf against the costs of possibly going 50/50 between pounding her and getting pounded.
You have been warned.
No.110714
Anonymous
>>110671
Seconding this
No.110715
Anonymous
Replies:>>110722
>>110708
Dude. She is going to make your ass look like a doughnut hole.
No.110716
Anonymous
Phoenixanon, how old is Holly?
No.110717
Anonymous
Replies:>>110722
>>110708
she will make your ass burn like when Mario casts the beast Bowser into the lake of fire
No.110718
Anonymous
Replies:>>110722
>>110708
>are you sure? i heard worker drones tended to be pretty submissive
was her grabbing your ass not a dead giveaway?
No.110719
Anonymous
Replies:>>110720
Consensual, tender sex with Y.
No.110720
Anonymous
Replies:>>110723
>>110719
Mini-Y entering your urethras
No.110721
Anonymous
Replies:>>110727
Image:173335629959.jpg(410kB, 1920x1080)Spoiler image
>>110663
Please recreate this but with:
>V
>Cynwalker
>Uzi
>Doll
>Khan
Going from left to right respectively.
No.110722
Anonymous
Replies:>>110724>>110732
>>110713
>>110715
>>110717
you're all scaring me
>>110718
...no? maybe? i don't know, all i know is that i was very surprised and kinda liked it
No.110723
Anonymous
>>110720
I will cum her out.
No.110724
Anonymous
Replies:>>110834
>>110722
Okay. Yeah, you’re backdoor is going to get smashed in for real.
No.110725
Anonymous
>>110663
A bugretta with a gang bandana on her neck.
No.110726
Anonymous
Replies:>>110729>>110770
Image:173335678031.jpg(257kB, 1920x1080)20241202234416_1.jpg
Which one of you guys did this?
No.110727
Anonymous
Replies:>>110747
Image:173335690665.jpg(105kB, 1112x801)The strongest being in fiction and Cyn.JPG
>>110721
based Baki posting
No.110728
Anonymous
Replies:>>110730>>110731>>110734>>110916
Image:173335695230.jpg(2.36MB, 2697x2780)IMG_20241205_010117.jpg
>>110486
Finished post episode 6 Alice for now
No.110729
Anonymous
>>110726
fukken NICE
No.110730
Anonymous
Replies:>>110757
>>110728
kiss Alice
No.110731
Anonymous
Replies:>>110757
>>110728
good stuff!
poor thing.
No.110732
Anonymous
Replies:>>110736>>110834
>>110722
You'll be wearing a collar and calling her Mommy before the end of the week.
No.110733
Anonymous
Image:173335723976.jpg(182kB, 624x792)173171873593.jpg
>>110663
Redrawing of this
No.110734
Anonymous
Replies:>>110757
>>110728
That's pretty nice Friend! Good work! I really like how you draw.
No.110735
Anonymous
Replies:>>110738
Video:173335725939.mp4(3.32MB / 0:00:27 / avc1, 1024x576)twittervid.com_WH40kbestof_6a1abb.mp4
>man, this construction project is gonna take forever!
the tremendous and powerful B.O.X.O unit:
No.110736
Anonymous
Replies:>>110745
>>110732
bro and his goth girlfriendyoutube thumb
Like this?
No.110737
Anonymous
Replies:>>110740
Image:173335728524.png(239kB, 631x582)IMG_20240910_225054.png
>>110705
Agreed
>>110703
Not to forget Collarbones™
No.110738
Anonymous
>>110735
I love that dreadnought cosplay
No.110739
Anonymous
Replies:>>110743
Image:173335732445.jpg(10kB, 173x291)big body.jpg
>>110663
Sophie the human guard meeting her cousin big body
No.110740
Anonymous
Replies:>>110764
>>110737
What a kissable neck. I wonder if she will short circuit if you kids her at the right spot.
No.110742
Anonymous
>>110557
No it isn't? That one is where Tessa dies and her parents try to resurrect her.
No.110743
Anonymous
Replies:>>110746
>>110739
Have him being dissapointed at her and her whorish way and abandoned her own childrens
No.110744
Anonymous
Replies:>>110921
Image:173335748192.png(198kB, 852x782)Capture.PNG
tall.
Tell me what you think of the legs, i don't have any restrictions other then im thinking about having this thing "kneel" on its knees while it Sleep|rests|allows access to the canopy during noncombat.
No.110745
Anonymous
>>110736
Exactly
No.110746
Anonymous
>>110743
>Cousin I may be canadian, but what the actual fuck is wrong with you?
No.110747
Anonymous
>>110727
H-Holy FUARK it's OUR hero... And Cyn, I guess...
No.110748
Anonymous
Image:173335804572.png(214kB, 874x882)d4f094c9d0f791a93a98febdc2429a40.png
>>110663
Mitchell going Chris redfield on therapyAnon
No.110749
Anonymous
Replies:>>110752
Image:173335825793.png(334kB, 1000x1087)913d04b551667f03a66f600d7ca22fa7.png
>>110663
John being a dad to Sophie abandon children's and cherishing them all
No.110750
Anonymous
Replies:>>110753>>110758
>>110660
>>110662
Update: got laid 👍
No.110751
Anonymous
Replies:>>110759>>110760
Image:173335833968.png(176kB, 500x417)1718805959855563.png
Question, what is Beretta favorite star wars ship?
No.110752
Anonymous
Replies:>>110754
>>110749
i uhhh, haven't caught up with the Sophie lore to understand this one
No.110753
Anonymous
Replies:>>110776
>>110750
How was the pegging?
No.110754
Anonymous
>>110752
All I know she the harbinger of STD and her male counterpart is Genghis khan
No.110755
Anonymous
Replies:>>110756
Why did my Kat mysteriously dissappear? She was at the camp hanging out with Y and Beretta and then suddenly she went poof!
No.110756
Anonymous
>>110755
She back in hell again(France)
No.110757
Anonymous
>>110730
Always
>>110734
Thank you!
>>110731
Thanks and yes. I feel so bad for her it's unreal
No.110758
Anonymous
Replies:>>110776
>>110750
So. How hard you fart now?
No.110759
Anonymous
>>110751
Luke and Mara Jade
No.110760
Anonymous
>>110751
The Millennium Falcon.
No.110761
Anonymous
Replies:>>110763>>110771>>110775>>110779>>110787>>110922
I had a discussion earlier today that was basically about whether respect is earned or given and then it moved towards whether people are owed stuff or not. It reminded me of how the drawfags have said that they don't owe others anything. And technically yeah. They haven't entered some sort of agreement. They haven't received money or given their word or gotten something. But then I thought hold on. The drawfags over at Twitter or Deviantart or whatever have to form their own audience. They draw stuff that people like (and maybe even they themselves) such as trends or interesting original ideas and their audience forms around them. The place here on the other hand comes with an audience. The local drawfags get an instant audience. But it didn't form around them like it normally would. And they serve it what they want, not what it wants most of the time. Some people may like a thing, some people may not. Then the roles are reversed for another thing. And that causes a lot of the friction and constant fighting.
No.110762
Anonymous
>>110694
Doll doll
No.110763
Anonymous
>>110761
What?
No.110764
Anonymous
Image:173335992576.png(245kB, 631x582)IMG_20241205_013939.png
>>110740
I think so!
One has to imagine cuddling Alice, once close enough maybe after normal kiss already, move in a bit below her head, hold her lower back meanwhile. Since she'd be into it in that situation, she would move her head back enough, maybe to one side slightly, then you need to kiss the spot where the collarbones meet, the little ridge, V shape, kiss it good, then further up, you see the opening in the greater chestshell for her neck? That's so big so her neck can move, you can kiss again between the collarbones but higher up, nudging her head back you know, breathe against the thin neck and down the opening into her chest.
Made pic, red is kiss #1, orange kiss #2.
Imagine the reaction, think she'd warm up? I headcanon their molding has higher sensory density, once at that neckpart tho..😍
>kids her at the right spot
>kids spot
I headcanon Alice's onmodel, flat Cylindee-underside crotch has more sensitivity than other drones and I can prove it. Know the tail? That's connected to the spine (which we see on Uzi/(Doll?)), but Alice most likely didn't disassemble her pelvis completely to attach that, the lower spine end would have to be worked on to connect and surely a few lose, very sensitive wires going straight to the core (due to the three thick wires seen on cores, iirc they went into Uzi's spine but not 100% sure) would end up just stowed inside. Not due to carelessness, rather limitations of her reaching or seeing that area. Which place could these go? Not to the back-there's the backside, not to the sides, there are the legs, above are other things, so only forward, meaning these are touching the inside of her bottomplate directly, probably bare metal contacts. One now has to imagine taking care of that, it would likely do a lot for her
On model WDs are more than attractive enough as they are
No.110765
Anonymous
Replies:>>110766
>>110663
Doll kissing therapy anon
No.110766
Anonymous
>>110765
Living Doll or ghost Doll?
No.110767
Anonymous
Replies:>>110778
Image:173336027742.png(243kB, 1600x5550)1700429855283527.png
>>110285
Hard choice, Emilyanons and the forageranon one were peak as well, but it's likely this
No.110768
Anonymous
>>110532
what's the hottest human uzi art ever made?
No.110769
Anonymous
>>110599
Example?
No.110770
Anonymous
>>110726
Need doll sex...
No.110771
Anonymous
>>110761
mucho texto, contentfags can make whatever they want
No.110772
Anonymous
Replies:>>110774>>110795
My V has been staring at the corner for over 2 hours now. What does she see that I don't?
No.110773
Anonymous
Replies:>>110777
Image:173336149785.png(267kB, 800x500)FNV_Mr_House_Screen.png
Why in the world did you attack President Boogi?
>She tried to make me give berry.
>It was an accident.
>[Intelligence 1] O-oog?
No.110774
Anonymous
>>110772
V's occasionally slip into ptsd episodes if you don't keep them stimulated enough, just ignore it and she'll come to terms with it eventually.
No.110775
Anonymous
>>110761
Anon what the fuck are you on about
No.110776
Anonymous
>>110753
>>110758
That was a different Anon, I accidentally traumatized my wagie drone gf from Chipotle. I do feel for the guy though; dronussy is worth dying for. Or getting your rear loosened for, I guess.
No.110777
Anonymous
>>110773
Bad boogi.
No.110778
Anonymous
>>110767
Very good choice, very atmospheric
No.110779
Anonymous
Replies:>>110785
>>110761
I don’t read that but I just want everyone to be happy
No.110780
Anonymous
Replies:>>110784
>>110699
we already know what the interior hands are for
No.110781
Anonymous
Replies:>>110782>>110783
Never ask:
>A man his salary.
>A woman her age.
>A human supremacist the species of his wife.
No.110782
Anonymous
Replies:>>110786
>>110781
Drones are not race tho
No.110783
Anonymous
Replies:>>110789
Image:173336271698.png(3.23MB, 3000x2250)86357a54887de2972df2084694b4480b.png
>>110781
His wife is hot tho
No.110784
Anonymous
>>110780
so the mech can boost the pilot's morale with a hug, right?
No.110785
Anonymous
>>110779
You know what they say about good intentions.
No.110786
Anonymous
Replies:>>111204
>>110782
Anon they're people and not human therefore they are a different species. You don't call your drone a "product" do you?
No.110787
Anonymous
Replies:>>110788>>110991>>111031
>>110761
What is the point you are trying to make with this?
No.110788
Anonymous
>>110787
NTA but contentfags owe me sex.
No.110789
Anonymous
Replies:>>110791
>>110783
Source?
No.110790
Anonymous
Replies:>>110792
Image:173336362579.jpg(1.51MB, 3840x2160)GdGDRXcWUAAHk6f.jpg
No.110791
Anonymous
Replies:>>110864
>>110789
Almighty tallest miyuki
No.110792
Anonymous
>>110790
Hug!
No.110793
Anonymous
Replies:>>110923
Image:173336438733.jpg(17kB, 500x508)1503845933874.jpg
>AU where Liam never gets the mental image of a human turning out to be a robot in a skinsuit
>Tessa is never made
>the exposition dump Uzi gives her class is mostly accurate... minus one thing she couldn't have possibly known:
>centuries ago, a few decades before the worker drone was invented, a few big shots at JCJensen, desperate for a killer app to elevate them from a cleaning supplies company to one of the dominant economic powers in the Federation, made a deal with something cold and hungry, with long, dim eyes
>it would show them the means-technological, reproducible, science rather than art-to cheaply, very cheaply, produce micro-singularities on an industrial scale
>practically infinite energy
>and in exchange, under just the right circumstances, it could occasionally stick its finger in the pie
>for generations, JCJensen board members have dreaded getting calls, dreaded holding video conferences
>there's never any way to tell when they're going to get calls from the company's long time "majority shareholder", never any way to predict what it's going to ask of them this time
Zorg Gets A Phone Call (Scene from The Fifth Element)youtube thumb
No.110794
Anonymous
Replies:>>110796>>110800>>111203
AU where, after eating Cyn's core, Tessa takes over the Cynwalker body and is terrified of Uzi.
No.110795
Anonymous
>>110772
Probably having a PTSD attack, you could try to call her down, if she trust you enough
No.110796
Anonymous
Replies:>>110803
>>110794
Already been done, get a new idea
No.110797
Anonymous
AU where nothing happens.
No.110799
Anonymous
Replies:>>110831
AU where Uzi is just the smelly femcel of the class and has vague aspirations to maybe date Thad at some point. Meanwhile the DD's die off when they try to fuck with Alice, who genetically engineers deer to release onto the surface.
No.110800
Anonymous
>>110794
Huh?
No.110801
Anonymous
Replies:>>110802>>110805
AU where everything is the same but [weirdly specific fetish] is a core part of the story and plays a significant role in how major plot points play out. the solver is ultimately defeated when Uzi [graphic, overly detailed description of a heinous fetish scenario]
No.110802
Anonymous
Replies:>>110805
>>110801
>Drones off switch is on their hands
>To defeat a DD you must hold their hands.
>BOTH hands.
>At once.
No.110803
Anonymous
>>110796
AU where Solver's seven ex boyfriends come to get revenge on Uzi.
No.110804
Anonymous
AU where Jay Cornwallis Jenson is main antagonist and The Solver doesn't exist
No.110805
Anonymous
Replies:>>110808
>>110802
>>110801
>"Ha! Where's your precious little emo princess to save you now?!"
>Rush up to J with the courage of a thousand men.
>Grab both of her claw-hand-finger-thingies.
>Look her dead in the optics (The dutiful disassembler is both taken aback and recoiling in disgust.)
>"But miss...you *are* my princess."
>She looks at you deadpan before shutting off out of second hand embarrassment for (you).
>(You missed the second off switch on her right hand by a centimeter)
No.110806
Anonymous
>>110663
Harper crying in her bed
No.110807
Anonymous
Replies:>>110809>>110814>>110820
Is it true DD's can only charge while sitting on a human face? I'm not sure about the science behind this...
No.110808
Anonymous
Replies:>>110812>>110817
>>110805
>When she comes to, you're both standing at the altar at your wedding
>Thad is officiating (he became a priest in Las Vegas a few years ago)
>Khan is the flower girl
>Uzi is dangling tied up upside down from a chandelier
>Instead of a ring, you offer J a JCJ branded pen
>You're so pathetic she goes ahead with the wedding and marries you
>You're so pathetic she goes on a honeymoon with you
>You're so pathetic she has five children with you
>You're so pathetic she spends the next fifty-something years with you
>You're so pathetic she weeps as you grow old and feeble
>You're so pathetic she stands with your children and grandchildren and great grandchildren at your funeral
>You're so pathetic she makes a deal with the Solver to bring you back, kicking off the actual plot way way later than intended
>Uzi is still tied up to the chandelier
No.110809
Anonymous
Replies:>>110811
>>110807
Where did you hear this information
No.110811
Anonymous
Replies:>>110813
>>110809
Serial Designation J.
No.110812
Anonymous
Replies:>>110826
>>110808
>"Stupid...stupid man."
>The cold winds hide the utterance of an "I love you."
No.110813
Anonymous
>>110811
It's probably maybe definitely usually true then
No.110814
Anonymous
>>110807
No? They don't need to charge Anon, they only need to consume oil. Whoever told you that is a liar
No.110815
Anonymous
Replies:>>110816>>110818>>110822
Image:173336705062.png(286kB, 594x615)1698169057698078.png
>Disassembly drone owner gets tricked into sex
Every.
Fucking.
Time.
No.110816
Anonymous
>>110815
They haven't got me yet!
No.110817
Anonymous
>>110808
Honestly that would be interesting
No.110818
Anonymous
Replies:>>110819
Image:173336717681.png(173kB, 811x720)why-do-the-murder-drones-have-bubble-wandes-v0-lhlissib5rob1[1].png
>>110815
This is why the only disassembler new buyers should get are V's. Sure they might tear up your couch every so often but if you dehand them they're perfectly fine.
No.110819
Anonymous
Replies:>>110821
>>110818
>filename
because Cyn made them
No.110820
Anonymous
Replies:>>110823>>110825
Image:173336722738.png(220kB, 877x763)b1304a645342847640c7e800513fb93c.png
>>110807
You need to lick her clit. Doing so creates a rapidly rotating magnetic field that allows them to recharge. Two trustworthy drones told me this information as they shook me upside-down for lunch money.
No.110821
Anonymous
>>110819
Do you think it's worth it if I just spend a bit extra on the arm banana package?
No.110822
Anonymous
Replies:>>110827
>>110815
>It's gotten so bad that the phenomenon is an entire genre of Hallmark movie
>With classics like "Drone for the Holidays," "No Place Like Drone," "A Merry Dronemas," and so many more, DDs feel more emboldened to seduce their masters
>And so the cycle continues
No.110823
Anonymous
>>110820
>U-U is too stupid to realize Anon would just make her lunch
>That, or she wanted an excuse to shake the coins out of him
No.110824
Anonymous
Replies:>>110828>>110848>>110849>>110884>>110927
Image:173336740321.png(385kB, 1140x784)Capture.PNG
Alright done for now.

Will prob spend another day redoing the lines and make it look proper, but for now this gets the point across.

Lemme know how this looks sofar.
No.110825
Anonymous
>>110820
Cuteeeeeee
No.110826
Anonymous
>>110812
Oooh, my heart hurts reading that
No.110827
Anonymous
Replies:>>110829
>>110822
>see also: the HoDR-approved cover of "Baby it's Cold Outside"
No.110828
Anonymous
Replies:>>110857
>>110824
He's so happy to be in there. The mech looks great, by the way, I love how heavy machinery looks, the armor plates are pretty cool too.
No.110829
Anonymous
Replies:>>110833
>>110827
>J pushes the album into your hands, excited
>"Go on, go on! Play it, play iiiittt!"
>You read the title
"Baby, It's Cold Outside So Don't Try to Undo My Leg lock As We Snuggle Post-coitus Next to This Raging Fire and Have Children and Never Think About Human Women Again"... really rolls off the tongue, huh?
>You turn back to J, who's now completely undressed
J?
>"Why haven't you started playing it yet? Hurry up."
No.110831
Anonymous
>>110799
Based🦌
No.110832
Anonymous
J can totally rock lingere with a garterbelt
No.110833
Anonymous
Replies:>>110846
>>110829
we've already had this discussion, J. sugar rum cherry is a waaay better Christmas song for lovemaking.
No.110834
Anonymous
>>110724
>>110732
so i went home with her and things got crazy and i said she had a cute barcode and long story short i now have a matching barcode tattooed (by her) on my own ass
No.110835
Anonymous
Replies:>>110836>>110837
I need to drive in 3 hours and can't sleep because these threads made me regularly stay awake past 7am whenever it was possible
No.110836
Anonymous
Replies:>>110839
Image:173336798831.png(65kB, 210x344)Eepy Oogi 2.0.png
>>110835
Go to eep, you need it friend.
No.110837
Anonymous
Replies:>>110839>>110928
>>110835
Go to sleep now. Do not become the second Deadspaceanon
No.110838
Anonymous
Replies:>>110840
Image:173336804641.jpg(528kB, 1903x1075)1722451191400139.jpg
Make
>>111111
A great post, my final message, hail Alice, goodbye
No.110839
Anonymous
>>110837
>>110836
I will do what I must
No.110840
Anonymous
>>110838
It would be maximum funny if 111111 got posted in one of the older threads where it's a pain in the ass to find
No.110842
Anonymous
Replies:>>110843>>110844>>110845
>A Tiny Alice Makes A Camp In The Corner Of Your Bedroom
What do?
No.110843
Anonymous
>>110842
Offer her a mini marshmallow of course.
No.110844
Anonymous
>>110842
Set up a bunch of Union soldier figurines surrounding the outside of her tent
Or, better yet, carefully deposit her on my scale diorama of a civil war battle and let her think she's fighting for the old south
No.110845
Anonymous
>>110842
get her a notepad and miniature pencil, along with some plastic deer figurines
No.110846
Anonymous
>>110833
Anon, I don't think she's listening, she's waiting for you to get on over to her
No.110848
Anonymous
>>110824
Awwwwwwwwww
No.110849
Anonymous
>>110824
looking good. lanky drone built for hugs
No.110850
Anonymous
Replies:>>110851>>110852>>110853
Uzi? More like....POOZI!
No.110851
Anonymous
>>110850
>Uzi dies instantly
No.110852
Anonymous
Replies:>>110853
>>110850
more like FLOOZI
No.110853
Anonymous
>>110852
>So wrote J in her JCJ-brand journal
>>110850
>So wrote the Solver in its flesh-metal journal
No.110854
Anonymous
Replies:>>110855
Uzi? More like... Uzi!
No.110855
Anonymous
>>110854
>So wrote N in his coloring book
No.110856
Anonymous
Replies:>>110859>>110860>>110863>>110866>>110867
Do you honestly think that Glitch would greenlight your show ideas?
I'm honestly afraid that they'll probably be hesitant to greenlight anything that doesn't have any comedy or appeals to Glitch's "12-20" target demographic.
No.110857
Anonymous
>>110828
He deserves a hug
No.110858
Anonymous
Replies:>>110861>>110862
did that one anon ever actually made a discord server?
No.110859
Anonymous
>>110856
I don't think they'd greenlight a series that's more of an action-adventure with dramatic and heartfelt elements in the same vein as LOTR
No.110860
Anonymous
>>110856
Yes I am better than Liam.
No.110861
Anonymous
>>110858
Yes but (You) specifically haven't been invited
No.110862
Anonymous
>>110858
Not yet.
No.110863
Anonymous
Replies:>>110865
>>110856
I feel pretty confident they'd greenlight Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines meets Archer meets My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, yeah.
No.110864
Anonymous
>>110791
haven't heard that name in ages honestly didnt know there were other invader zim fans still kicking around
No.110865
Anonymous
>>110863
I'd watch it
No.110866
Anonymous
Replies:>>110869
>>110856
Maybe, mainly because I'd find a way to crank out episodes on a shoestring budget. Cut every corner possible as comedically as possible. Make the flaws part of the charm.
No.110867
Anonymous
>>110856
An atmospheric, negligibly plot driven war show wouldn't be very good for their economy, methinks
No.110868
Anonymous
Replies:>>110932
I may or may not have accidentally keyed a police drone's car and pantsed him when he got out to yell at me, but I've got a surefire way to avoid getting caught: I'm fleeing to the one place on Earth drones can't go to
Greenland
No.110869
Anonymous
Replies:>>110871
>>110866
>CGI Inferno Cop
No.110870
Anonymous
Replies:>>110872
Rereading the M greens (just to figure out... stuff) and noticed Serial Designations Xi and Zeta don't have any art
What do they look like and so help me god there better not be a multitude of zippers
No.110871
Anonymous
>>110869
Maybe, that might be even a bit much - I'm talking top tier slop, not kino
I would absolutely abuse the bejeezus out of mocap, though, so that might save some cash
No.110872
Anonymous
Replies:>>110874
>>110870
There is not a multitude of zippers.
Also I need to redraft their description docs.
No.110874
Anonymous
Replies:>>110875>>110890
>>110872
>redraft their description docs
You've got description docs and you haven't shared? I'm hurt
No.110875
Anonymous
Replies:>>110890
Image:173337178587.png(2.32MB, 1818x2640)cab6d952d2dab616f61aa622ef7c5cb785abbb27f2c177b5ae0e1a7129b2884e.png
>>110874
To be honest, I did that shit months ago and just never got back to it thanks to life shenanigans.
No.110876
Anonymous
Replies:>>110878>>110879
I can't believe that the head of JCJENSON was shot dead on the street in broad daylight just a few hours ago
No.110877
Anonymous
Replies:>>110881
I can't believe they put a fucking drone in charge of JC Jenson. I get it, robots can work 24/7, but it's still a fucking clanker. Nice thighs though.
No.110878
Anonymous
Replies:>>110880
>>110876
I did what I had to do. Told him to free the drones, and instead of making them free, he gave them rights. He got what he deserved
No.110879
Look Up United Healthcare
>>110876
The guy was like a fucking ghost, he appeared than immediately vanished. No one can find who shot him
No.110880
Anonymous
>>110878
Esl Anon...
No.110881
Anonymous
>>110877
I mean, I'm not liking the recent additions to the clause where it says that I can't kill a Drone with a fork if it displeases me. I feel like they've taken away a 2nd amendment right
No.110882
Anonymous
Replies:>>110883>>110886
I want to feel happy...
No.110883
Anonymous
>>110882
Then devour the core of a happy Drine
No.110884
Anonymous
Replies:>>110887>>110889>>110939
Image:173337269231.jpg(67kB, 816x454)FinalBattle.jpg
>>110824 (me)
Few more notes about this mech idea sofar:

>Tail im still not sure about what i wanna do with it yet, but honestly "barrel sized nanite stinger to accidentally swing and smack things with" sounds hilarious so i think ill keep it as that.

>interior still needs alot or work but i 'Think' its big enough to fit someone comfortably.

>With the arms inside, its 'technically possible' for the drone to pilot ... itself, its actually not as weird as it sounds, considering how the controls move the drone is basically how your body autopilot yourself while your distracted with another task while still moving, so its just you telling yourself to tell yourself to move. Tldr:Input lag.

>mixed about doing M|F leg variation with this idea, if i did do a male leg it would kinda just your standard mechfoot.

>armament im still trying to figure out, but sofar im intending 2 Medium slots on the arms (deploy-able like normal DD/SD's), and eather 2 medium or one large shoulder|Back mount, (always there but tucked away when not armed).

>As for melee... well i could throw just about anything on here, even bare handed this thing should be able to rip apart structures and enemy's with ease, just pick what seems most efficient i guess.

>Pilots act as both commanders and partners for the Mech, giving orders but also working together to achieve objectives.
Pilots also triples as the Mechs caretaker for both physical and mental issues, as something as learge as them the mental issues tend to become farly visable fairly quickly, so having someone keeping tabs on it constantly helps keep any issues mild.

>i might mess with the idea of a Non-combat body for the mechs they can deploy occasionally (think a regular SD body but unarmed and far more skeletal), that they can use during longer periods off duty so they aren't running around everywhere as a 5 ton machine.

>I intend to add lots of sensor equipment to the body at some point, as well and more armor details to make it look a tiny bit more as a mech rather then just a large Drone (mostly as cosmetic changes, if you just want large drone you can leave it as is), scene this thing also qualifies more as a vehicle then an individual, things like camo, camo netting, and other things like that are on the table.

Should be about it for now.
No.110886
Anonymous
>>110882
I, too, want a warm drone to cuddle
No.110887
Anonymous
Replies:>>110942>>110958
>>110884
>Tail im still not sure about what i wanna do with it yet, but honestly "barrel sized nanite stinger to accidentally swing and smack things with" sounds hilarious so i think ill keep it as that.
Funny, small green ahoy

>Be me, exhausted technician
>Running maintenance on the sentinels and the suits to make sure their systems are in sync
>Sentinel's crush walks by and greets the drone in the big fuckoff suit
>Tail twitches, get ready to yell at the sentinel
>Gigantic tail smacks me in the abdomen and sends me across the entire repair bay
>Wake up half a week later with many broken bones and a slight internal bleed
No.110888
Anonymous
With the sentinel mechs around right now, it seems like a bad time to make that green about Capitol Drones
No.110889
Anonymous
Replies:>>110891
>>110884 (still me)

Oh and powerscaling be damned, i want thing things to ball on god.
No.110890
Anonymous
Image:173337314933.gif(142kB, 501x290)1704704934531279.gif
>>110875
>>110874
As an addendum, details should be included in the bio docs I drew up at roughly the same. Technically speaking, there are no separate design description docs.
No.110891
Anonymous
Replies:>>110941
Image:173337320926.jpg(168kB, 670x900)FjmUYL1UAAAEan9.jpg
>>110889
forgot the PIC AGAIN
No.110892
Anonymous
Replies:>>110893>>110913>>110948
>You have a tiny drone
>It gets possessed by the Solver
>But it’s too small to do any real harm so now you have a bitey drone octopus
How do you feel?
No.110893
Anonymous
>>110892
Put it down my pants.
No.110894
Anonymous
Replies:>>110895>>110901>>110902>>110950
Image:173337344767.png(10kB, 573x531)Gd_uU8kX0AAkxM0.png
> protective mama
No.110895
Anonymous
>>110894
>Not pictured: V
>Not pictured: Yeva's hud - Solver entity; not interactable
No.110896
Anonymous
Replies:>>110898
Image:173337375312.jpg(155kB, 1368x1096)Gd29ganW4AAtDM4.jpg
critter
No.110897
Anonymous
>>110642
hawk tua
No.110898
Anonymous
>>110896
A dubious little creature getting up to mischief...
No.110900
Anonymous
>>110682
Doesn't feel mecha-protagonist enough
No.110901
Anonymous
Replies:>>110903
>>110894
both of them deserved better. beautiful work
No.110902
Anonymous
>>110894
Protect
No.110903
Anonymous
Replies:>>110920
>>110901
Did nori care that yeva died?
No.110904
Anonymous
Replies:>>110905>>110944>>110953>>110984
I have decided that I need a break from this place, so I'll disappear for a week or two, maybe more. Goodbye, anons
No.110905
Anonymous
Replies:>>110906
>>110904
bye, seeya tomorrow
No.110906
Anonymous
>>110905
Yeah, probably. See ya.
No.110907
Anonymous
Replies:>>110914
>>110663
That's a lot of requests.

Anon chokes Elf during sex, and she likes it.
No.110908
Anonymous
Replies:>>110909>>110911
Your fortune: Godly Luck

FUCK YOU!
>Turns (You)r Drone Into A Human
No.110909
Anonymous
>>110908
>N dies of his stupidity almost immediately
No.110910
Anonymous
>>110704
Damn, for some reason this is hilarious as hell.
No.110911
Anonymous
>>110908
I CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH THIS!
No.110912
Anonymous
>>110707
Your emphasis on the pilot makes me impatient, anon.
No.110913
Anonymous
>>110892
I have a perfect playmate for my six inch tall perfect copy of Hitler.
No.110914
Anonymous
Replies:>>110956
>>110907
It's been a while since requests have been taken.
Also I'm pretty sure a bunch of them are all the same esl.
No.110916
Anonymous
>>110728
It looks really realistic, good work, anon.
No.110917
Anonymous
Replies:>>110919
Would N use a lot of emojis?
No.110919
Anonymous
>>110917
Yes
No.110920
Anonymous
Image:173337692900.png(271kB, 336x448)image-asset.png
>>110903
Most likely, but if we didn't see the serious reunion with Khan we weren't seeing her reaction to what V did.
Pic related, speaking of said reaction.
No.110921
Anonymous
>>110744
The slender legs of a giant drone in armour... an absolute triumph of human engineering!
No.110922
Anonymous
>>110761
Anon, you're overthinking this, but I respect how much you've delved into this topic.
No.110923
Anonymous
Replies:>>110925>>110926
>>110793
>it could occasionally stick its finger in the pie
What does that mean?
No.110925
Anonymous
>>110923
The potential consequences of an improperly deactivated core.
No.110926
Anonymous
Replies:>>110959
>>110923
NTA it's going to fuck you.
No.110927
Anonymous
Replies:>>110930>>111105
>>110824
That's nice.

Now I can't wait to see what their mind issues are.
No.110928
Anonymous
>>110837
Deadspaceanon's autism is strong enough to resist animal urges like the urge to sleep.
No.110929
Anonymous
Image:173337823841.png(8kB, 291x212)ede476ee2f0ea56e5d632d9b4ae35571.png
CALL ME A HONKEY ONE MORE TIME YOU FUCKING OOGER, I DARE YOU!
No.110930
Anonymous
Replies:>>111105
>>110927
I'm assuming they're from one of the AU's, but assuming they were going by the original lore... Due to the fact that their body is so far removed from K's original body, the second you woke them up they would likely immediately kill everyone around them and then themselves.
No.110931
Anonymous
Replies:>>110933
Image:173337832344.jpg(135kB, 1200x696)GajLM1DXEAAUuZN.jpeg
If your girl became a god-worm who has to pretend she's still normal and is finding it all to be way, way more than she bargained for, how would you console her over her lost humanity and get her feeling loved?
No.110932
Anonymous
>>110868
Anon, you better really run away to Greenland, police drones are fucking vindictive bastards.
No.110933
Anonymous
Replies:>>110937
>>110931
Pump 6 dysfunctional ass kids into her with more psychological problems than her.

Oh wait did you mean "help" her?
No.110935
Anonymous
Replies:>>110937
Image:173337866510.jpg(582kB, 1553x1553)audi-art.jpg
No.110936
Anonymous
Image:173337870024.jpg(1,024kB, 2048x2048)tumblr_ddd5703941eff86f21a8e14595f2789a_a1373a6e_2048.jpg
No.110937
Anonymous
Replies:>>110938
>>110933
You mean 5.
>>110935
WHERE ARE THE CARGO SHORTS
No.110938
Anonymous
>>110937
Six, you forgot Beretta 2: Electric Boogaloo. Don't look at me, I didn't name her.
No.110939
Anonymous
Replies:>>111105
>>110884
>spoiler
What kind of mental problems would a genocidal machine the size of a lorry have? Big.
No.110940
Anonymous
Replies:>>110946
Watching MD for the first time, guys I think Uzi likes N
No.110941
Anonymous
>>110891
Fucking goes hard
No.110942
Anonymous
>>110887
Kek.
No.110943
Anonymous
Replies:>>110945>>110951>>110952>>110966>>110986
Hey YOU
Post updated OC themes and voices
NOW
No.110944
Anonymous
>>110904
It is difficult
No.110945
Anonymous
>>110943
>Emily's theme
Sentient 6youtube thumb
No.110946
Anonymous
Image:173337940753.jpg(93kB, 941x940)@help_404.jpg
>>110940
what makes you think that?
No.110947
Anonymous
Replies:>>110954>>110962
>Drone that doesn't understand the concept of death and is waiting for their Master to wake-up from sleepmode
No.110948
Anonymous
>>110892
>You have a giant drone
>It gets possessed by the Solver
>It’s really big and can do any real harm so now you're running out of doomed town
Hoping to escape, anon?
No.110949
Anonymous
Image:173337957859.jpg(170kB, 1300x1300)Gd8hYLDWgAATcC4.jpg
V!
No.110950
Anonymous
>>110894
>"Honey, step back, you know it's best for all of us."
>With unshaking hands, Mitchell reloads the shotgun, ready to do what needs to be done.
No.110951
Anonymous
Replies:>>110968
Image:173337970189.jpg(102kB, 696x1162)elf.jpg
>>110943
According to both Tomoe and Grim, Elf is voiced by Lizzie Freeman; the same VA as Pomni.
No.110952
Anonymous
Replies:>>110957
>>110943
>Stone
Bones in the Oceanyoutube thumb
No.110953
Anonymous
>>110904
We understand, anon, good bye, come back soon.
No.110954
Anonymous
Replies:>>110964
>>110947
>The house drone knocks gently on her master's bedroom door.
>No answer.
>She checks the clock, three hours past his normal alarm. She can still hear it going off inside.
>Quietly, she moves inside, seeing her master... completely still.
>She moves to shut off the phone.
>He must be tired.
>She'll let him sleep...
>Three days later, he's still asleep.
>She moves in to shut the alarm off again.
>Before she moves off though, she senses that her master is... starting to smell.
>Well, it's been a few days since his last shower.
>She slowly moves up towards her master, nudging him slightly.
>He doesn't respond.
>She doesn't mind the smell... he can handle it when he wakes up.
>He must be super tired...
>A month later, the smell's gotten worse.
>Her master still hasn't woken up.
>She starts to consider if he might be sick.
>Before she can think more on the subject, the power cuts out.
>Maybe he's been asleep so long... he forgot to pay the bills?
>Two days later, the drone is having a hard time charging.
>Oh, right, the power's still out...
>She checks her battery.
>3%
>She considers what she can do...
>Maybe she should enter sleep mode..?
>But then her master might get worried.
>She writes a note, placing it next to her master, on his nightstand.
>He doesn't respond, so she build up her courage once again.
>"If it's okay... could I sleep in the bed tonight?"
>He doesn't answer... but it's not a no..?
>She crawls into bed, 1% battery remaining.
>And enters sleep mode.

[spoiler]>"Oh holy fuck that was one hell of a nap." Her master says, stretching as his back pops several times.
>He looks over to see his house drone in the bed beside him.
>And the lights out.
>"Ah fuck... I thought I had that on autopay..."[/spoiler]
No.110955
Anonymous
N’s bowel sounds
No.110956
Anonymous
>>110914
But I'm not disappointed in the anons, they met my expectations. I'm so proud.
No.110957
Anonymous
>>110952 (me)
Also sounds like John DiMaggio
No.110958
Anonymous
>>110887
good green, glad my machine'tism is sparking ideas already.
No.110959
Anonymous
>>110926
I'm not surprised, Solver is so silly.
No.110960
Anonymous
Replies:>>110961
Image:173338017682.jpg(235kB, 1622x2000)help_404.jpg
No.110961
Anonymous
>>110960
Is that saw going behind N or into him and if so, where?
No.110962
Anonymous
Replies:>>110963
Image:173338032981.jpg(6kB, 250x206)17136372459460s.jpg
>>110947
No.110963
Anonymous
Replies:>>110965>>110972
>>110962
>russian roulette is a very popular game among murder drone youth
>it is- literally- a game to them, to have their head blown off, due to their ability to regenerate
>they have no idea what they are implying as they laugh and tease you for not pulling the trigger of the loaded revolver they hand you
No.110964
Anonymous
>>110954
Fuck, anon, my day just started, why are you giving me a goddamn emotional swing?!
No.110965
Anonymous
Replies:>>110969>>110973
>>110963
>A group of DD teens goad you into playing.
>"Sure!"
>As the first one loses the coin toss, he spins the barrel and puts the revolver to his head.
>"Wait wait wait," you interrupt. "You guys are playing all wrong."
>The DD looks at you quizzically.
>"It's like this," you say as you lower the gun towards the drone's core. "When you lose, you're not supposed to get up again."
>After the first round, the drones didn't want to play anymore.
No.110966
Anonymous
>>110943
Negev has a few different laughs that reflect different moods. A short "Heh!" when she's laughing at something funny, a nervous laugh for when she's nervous, a hysterical cackle when she's feeling triumphant, and when she's up to mischief and skulduggery? A cute girl version of Renfield laugh 1931 and 1995youtube thumb
No.110967
Anonymous
Replies:>>110970>>110975>>110978
Video:173338118075.mp4(8.94MB / 0:00:07 / avc1, 1280x720)felizanonuevo.mp4
femdrone wishes you a merry Christmas and a happy new year
No.110968
Anonymous
>>110951
I can't believe amda and elf are the same person
No.110969
Anonymous
>>110965
They thought they could play a joke on man. Except they forgot who the crown of creation is.
No.110970
Anonymous
>>110967
I hope she gets run over by the same car that ran Izz over
No.110972
Anonymous
>>110963
>murder drone youth
So, MDs in general? Because I get a kind of Lost Boys "cool teenage vampires" vibe from the trio in the show, especially after Doll and Uzi's latent strigoaică natures awaken.
No.110973
Anonymous
>>110965
N is the male drone in question
No.110974
Anonymous
Has anyone else had any luck using their drone to mine bitcoin? I was told this model's a good miner but it's pretty slow and catches on fire way more than I expected.
No.110975
Anonymous
>>110967
Don't smoke indoors when you have a carpeted floor
No.110976
Anonymous
Replies:>>110977>>110983>>111023
Image:173338292395.jpg(108kB, 800x716)173275960423.jpg
I can never have enough doll. I need more doll greens. More doll art. More doll lewds. More doll cutes. More doll kisses. More doll everything
No.110977
Anonymous
Replies:>>110979
Image:173338332846.jpg(84kB, 986x1200)GajVCG6bUAAp3lT.jpg
>>110976
Is Doll being cute while Uzi's letting her borrow her original body acceptable?
No.110978
Anonymous
>>110967
Don't worry femdrone, whatever next year is, I'll never leave your sweet drone ass.
No.110979
Anonymous
Replies:>>111048
Image:173338344675.jpg(83kB, 797x1017)1712321260891360.jpg
>>110977
I guess... Uzi isn't as beautiful as doll though
No.110980
Anonymous
Replies:>>111015
Image:173338391734.png(2.31MB, 1502x1661)dirh.png
drones made for abusing
No.110981
Anonymous
Image:173338399028.jpg(66kB, 1079x1233)Gd0iPgaXAAEW30r.jpg
No.110982
Anonymous
Replies:>>110985>>110989
Image:173338434051.png(2kB, 400x400)1712744771340702.png
N placing his chin on your hair, your back pressed firmly against his warm drone body.
No.110983
Anonymous
Replies:>>111054
>>110976
>Doll, sans her normal body, sat beside the spawn of Uzi.
>She leaked oil on the bench, but the girl didn't seem to care.
>"Are you... real?" Negev asked.
>Doll's form nodded.
>"Are you one of... mom's?"
>She shook her head.
>"Then why are you hear.
>"Потому что я знаю, о чем ты думаешь." "'Cause, I know what you're thinking."
>"What?"
>"От тебя разит праведным правосудием и глупыми мыслями." "You reek of righteous justice and stupid thoughts."
>Negev stayed silent.
>"...You are on her side."
>"Если вам нравится." "If you like." Doll smiled. "Я просто хотел дать тебе несколько советов." "I just wanted to give you some advice."
>"Advice? From a ghost?"
>"Мы больше всего учимся на своих неудачах, и нет большего неудачника, чем я." "We learn the most from our failures, and there is no bigger failure than I."
>Negev paused at that, not sure how to respond.
>"У вас есть друзья. У вас есть люди, которые хотят вам помочь. Игнорировать их — хороший способ оказаться таким же, как… ну, я.""You have friends. You have people who want to help you. Ignoring them is a good way to end up like... well, me."
>"They're on her side!"
>"И ваш. Пища для размышлений. Или игнорируйте меня, мне плевать, что будет с потомками этой женщины." "And yours. Food for thought. Or ignore me, I don't care what happens to that woman's offspring."
>With that, Doll patted the younger girl's head, leaving a trail of sticky oil behind before her body broke down into a puddle of black, inky goo.
>Doll wasn't quite sure why she'd bothered.
>But it was important to learn from your mistakes.
>And failing that, ensure others learned from them.
No.110984
Anonymous
Replies:>>110987
>>110904
Who are you?
No.110985
Anonymous
>>110982
N you're like 5 foot nothing sitting in your lap isn't going to work well.
No.110986
Anonymous
Video:173338462575.mp4(3.14MB / 0:00:42 / avc1, 1920x1080)harpervoice.mp4
>>110943
LISA: The Joyful OST - He's My Dadyoutube thumb
No.110987
Anonymous
Replies:>>110988
>>110984
just a random anon
No.110988
Anonymous
>>110987
Come back soon m8
No.110989
Anonymous
Replies:>>110990
>>110982
the dream
i think N would love me because i am very nice and would be very caring towards him
No.110990
Anonymous
Replies:>>110992
>>110989
I am going to tell N you did a bunch of bad stuff and want to do bad things to him.
No.110991
Anonymous
>>110787
I think he's just an armchair psychologist trying to figure out anonymous imageboard culture. He hasn't been part of one long enough to understand. I'd call it Reddit behavior.
No.110992
Anonymous
Replies:>>110994
>>110990
he trusts me more than some random guy
No.110993
Anonymous
Replies:>>111041
Image:173338574710.png(3.19MB, 1725x2047)jxnn.png
We uhhhh murder drones here sir
No.110994
Anonymous
Replies:>>110997
>>110992
He trusts everyone.
No.110995
Anonymous
Replies:>>110996>>111006
Oh fuck it's asbestos'ing on plus. Everyone run!
No.110996
Anonymous
Replies:>>111001
Image:173338592376.jpg(319kB, 1307x900)949938e04e1a9d439a1fd97f09e5e43d.jpg
>>110995
No.110997
Anonymous
Replies:>>111002
>>110994
but he trusts me the most because i take care of him
No.110998
Anonymous
Replies:>>110999
Yummy snow
No.110999
Anonymous
>>110998
Taste the yellow snow
No.111000
Anonymous
Yummy asbestos
No.111001
Anonymous
Replies:>>111033>>111036
Image:173338636959.png(69kB, 333x451)janepuke.png
>>110996
This face is so good im surprised it hasnt been used for reactions more
No.111002
Anonymous
Replies:>>111003
>>110997
Which is the perfect cover. Just like that time J told him she didn't eat his snowcone but she totally did.
No.111003
Anonymous
>>111002
awww
No.111004
Anonymous
Replies:>>111005>>111007
Why does my N’s abdomen feel spiky?
No.111005
Anonymous
Replies:>>111011
>>111004
I dunno. Why are you asking me? Get out of my house
No.111006
Anonymous
>>110995
Kek
No.111007
Anonymous
Replies:>>111011
>>111004
I fed him razor blades for fun.
No.111008
Anonymous
It's starting to look a lot like chrismassss
No.111009
Anonymous
Replies:>>111010>>111047>>111050
Image:173338792897.png(483kB, 1076x1083)dfd0a2a6ab459adf3a41dbef99eda27b.png
No.111010
Anonymous
>>111009
Aw
No.111011
Anonymous
Replies:>>111013
>>111005
I know you did this, Janet.
>>111007
Why would you do that to my poor N? Won’t it cut up his insides?
No.111012
Anonymous
Replies:>>111014
Image:173338861683.jpg(121kB, 850x1451)98917645-2D55-47C3-9A5F-6B5110F6C787.jpeg
Silliness
No.111013
Anonymous
Replies:>>111021
>>111011
It's fine, he'll heal.
No.111014
Anonymous
>>111012
>The drones are more horrified of this than Cynwalker.
No.111015
Anonymous
Image:173338968038.png(543kB, 1396x2000)TheDeadOne.png
>>110980
I love the good old space trucker aesthetic. The original Alien will always be close in my mind when I imagine people living and working in space.
No.111016
Anonymous
Replies:>>111017>>111029>>111053
Image:173338993603.png(1.25MB, 1440x614)mallfront.png
>>110071

Marcy's™ Mega-Mall
Security Log of Officer: C. ANON
Date: ██/04/3002

INCIDENT REPORT

[09:54] Arrived at Post
[10:11] Angry Customer at Paul's Palsma Store
Store manager requested for Security after a customer (Male) became belligerent towards the opening cashier (Male). The altercation started after the opening cashier had declined an attempted return of a used Plasma-Scorcher. Despite numerous verbal threats from the irate customer Security was able to successfully able to escort them off the premises without further incident.
[12:07] Disturbance at Seven-Eleven
Store clerk reported a physical altercation occurring between the senior Marcy's maintenance technician (Female) and the store manager (Female), in which the former physically assaulted the latter. The altercation was over by the time Security arrived, with the technician gone and the manager left with a broken nose. Witness reports that the altercation started as an argument between both parties over yesterday's attempted shoplifting that left one Domestic Drone damaged. The senior technician was reportedly furious over the use of 3rd party anti-theft harnesses, claiming that it had rendered the Domestic Drone an "unsalvageable husk" and that her team found the measure enacted to be "unacceptable". The Seven-Eleven manager reportedly responded with a crude remark, resulting in her being struck in the face. CCTV footage corroborates with witness statements. NOTE: Incident forwarded to the HR of Maintenance. I don't CARE how good she is at her job, that robofucker Kelsie went too far this time!
[13:14] Stray Cat in Receiving
Maintenance reported the presence of a then-unidentified animal rummaging within Maintenance Terminus E-3 at Receiving. Security responded, and after a brief investigation discovered the culprit to be a stray cat. Attempts were made to apprehend the cat but unfortunately it managed to escape into the lower ventilation system via an unsecured access hatch. Animal is currently presumed still in the structure. NOTE: Crawling through vents is not in my job description. Call animal control for this stuff, not me
[14:04] Public Disturbance at West Parking
Witnesses reported a vagrant (Female) disturbing the peace outside the main West Parking entrance. Upon arrival to the scene, Security found the individual in question littering crude pamphlets and ranting towards every passersby about "the inevitable end of the world". After failing to heed the repeated warnings to vacate, the vagrant was forcibly removed off the premises; No police report is currently deemed necessary. NOTE: Fucking doomsday kooks always come out the woodwork this time of year
[16:30] Out to Lunch
[17:15] Back from Lunch
[17:21] Lost Child at Central Plaza
Security received reports of an unaccompanied minor (Female) wandering the Central Plaza. Upon arrival the child revealed to Security that she'd been separated from her older sisters (2 Female) while in the Cliffside clothing store. A lost child notice was put out over the intercom, with the girl's siblings picking her up from the Security Post at approximately 17:45. A notification of this incident was later forwarded to the children's parents.
[19:11] Shoplifter at Karl's Cardshop
Staff reported that an individual (Male) was suspected of using his Personal Drone to shoplift. After being swiftly verified by the review of CCTV footage, Security was given authorization to engage the suspect. When apprehended the suspect at first claimed ignorance before attempting to explain that his Personal Drone had simply been suffering from a "common" glitch-induced case of kleptomania. An argument involving AI legal statutes ensued, ultimately ending with the Personal Drone being impounded at Maintenance in order to safely retrieve any/all product ingested. NOTE: This will definitely keep those maintenance chucklefucks busy
[20:38] Detained Drunkard at LV Movieplex
Staff requested immediate Security assistance after a drunk audience member (Male) started causing a disturbance midway through the screening of 'Star Wars Beyond! 2: Episode XXI'. Witnesses report that the drunken man had grown progressively irate during the showing to the point of throwing bottles and popcorn towards the primary projector. Although he wasn't able to damage any theater equipment, a couple did suffer minor injuries caused by a bottle breaking against the ceiling. Suspect was subsequently deemed hazardous enough to warrant forceful detainment at the Security Post before being handed off to local police for processing.
[21:05] Closing Perimeter Sweep
Graffiti at East Parking STILL remains uncleaned, complaint forwarded to Janitorial. Receiving Loading-Bay Door 12 found slightly ajar; Situation rectified & a complaint has been forwarded to Receiving crew. Human bodily waste discovered in West Parking; review of CCTV footage reveals it to be the work of the vagrant (Female) that Security dealt with earlier.
[22:00] Left Post

2/6
No.111017
Anonymous
>>111016
Damn, that's really interesting.
No.111019
Anonymous
Replies:>>111020
Video:173339186174.mp4(1.17MB / 0:00:13 / avc1, 360x632)RDT_20241205_163350.mp4
Mitchell and john
No.111020
Anonymous
>>111019
They just have the same autism.
No.111021
Anonymous
Replies:>>111022
>>111013
But why would you do it?
No.111022
Anonymous
Replies:>>111032
>>111021
Look do you want a dump that nobody works in filled with pointy objects that can kill you with a cut, when there are literally no doctors on the planet? No? Do you want lockjaw? No? Then shove them in a drone.
No.111023
Anonymous
Replies:>>111025
>>110976
I'd write more but every time I do I have to get out the English to Russian dictionary and go through it word by word, so.... that's a lot of work
No.111024
Anonymous
Replies:>>111026
I’m hungry
No.111025
Anonymous
Replies:>>111027
>>111023
Anon... google translate is a thing.
No.111026
Anonymous
>>111024
Hi hungry.
No.111027
Anonymous
Replies:>>111028
>>111025
I have no idea what that is
No.111028
Anonymous
Replies:>>111030
>>111027
Go to this link, type in English the sentence you want to say, then click above the text box on the right and select Russian and it will translate your sentence automatically.

https://translate.google.com/?sl=ga&tl=en&op=translate
No.111029
Anonymous
>>111016
JOHN TOOK HIS PALSMA GUN AND BLEW UP THE WALL
> uses the door next to the hole in the wall
No.111030
Anonymous
>>111028
Woah, how long has this been a thing
No.111031
Anonymous
>>110787
Idk. Just putting my thoughts out there to see what people think.
No.111032
Anonymous
>>111022
But anon, they still have to go somewhere after he eats them.
No.111033
Anonymous
Replies:>>111060
>>111001
It's because nobody cares about Jane.
No.111034
Anonymous
Replies:>>111035>>111037
Image:173339826297.jpg(2.25MB, 1500x6725)IMG_20241128_180805.jpg
No.111035
Anonymous
>>111034
BASED I LOVE FAKE PEPPINO
No.111036
Anonymous
>>111001
I already have a slew of reaction images cataloged for use everywhere so I just use those
No.111037
Anonymous
Image:173339904300.jpg(108kB, 416x378)IMG_2936.png
>>111034
Now draw them holding hands
No.111038
Anonymous
Replies:>>111040>>111043>>111062
Image:173339935826.jpg(64kB, 680x680)GaXwxy4WEAAsyAa.jpeg
>>111111 is likely gonna happen while I'm elsewhere, make it good ples
No.111039
Anonymous
Replies:>>111042>>111045>>111049
Image:173339953570.jpg(225kB, 2080x1170)IMG_4584.jpeg
this still breaks my heart
No.111040
Anonymous
Replies:>>111065
>>111038
It's gonna be some fag shit again.
No.111041
Anonymous
Image:173339992843.jpg(301kB, 3840x2160)[booru.plus]+murderdrones263.jpg
>>110993
>>110564
AU where V could openly rip ass at the manor while catering without anyone hearing it.
No.111042
Anonymous
Replies:>>111044
Image:173340010685.png(297kB, 1129x710)[booru.plus]+murderdrones39.png
>>111039
I forget, when was this?
No.111043
Anonymous
>>111038
If it isn't ballin then there's always 200000, or 123456, etc
No.111044
Anonymous
Oh shit the board is snowing. Makes me feel pretty festive.
>>111042
Ep 8 fight scene when Uzi swung the pickaxe into Cyn's chest. It's a hologram but an effective one, unlike the blurry low res one used on Tim in episode 2.
No.111045
Anonymous
Image:173340060323.png(451kB, 930x862)467367337.png
>>111039
I don't know, looks too suspiciously low resolution to me.
No.111046
Anonymous
Replies:>>111058>>111677
Video:173340091741.mp4(840kB / 0:00:10 / avc1, 590x576)94hAGnNk_w3CqO0E.mp4
No.111047
Anonymous
>>111009
How I would sodomize this little one like Terran nobility, how I would make her ass tear and bleed...
No.111048
Anonymous
>>110979
But it's Doll's body for the time being.
No.111049
Anonymous
>>111039
Get tricked
No.111050
Anonymous
>>111009
Buying her dinosaur figurines right now
No.111051
Anonymous
Replies:>>111052>>111209
Image:173340240057.jpg(242kB, 850x702)sample_5a5130d59d86b0d349c01eb6c8eeb4e6.jpg
Can someone post a green of oogi getting NTR'd out of their boog, preferably by a human?
No.111052
Anonymous
>>111051
Oogi chose the Oogster life to protect Bugretta, only Bugretta to pick someone else over her anyway. Sad!
No.111053
Anonymous
>>111016
attagirl, Kelsie, fukkem up!
curious to see where this goes
No.111054
Anonymous
>>110983
good green, anon
No.111055
Anonymous
Replies:>>111056>>111059
Image:173340348796.png(1.35MB, 2160x2159)Heart of Darkness.png
>tfw no attendant stable of terrified sad hopeless female serial designation Vs that are shorter than average and have absolutely larger pillowier and jigglier than average asses
I want to put out a cigar on one's ass cheek and listen to her high pitched voice hitch a painful despaired whining moan, only for me to twist it and elicit more delicious pain from her lips.
No.111056
Anonymous
Replies:>>111072
>>111055
oh, they're gonna bury you in a thermos, anon
No.111057
Anonymous
Replies:>>111063
>ywn blast "Moving Right Along" while going on a roadtrip with N, J, V, Uzi, Cyn, and Tessa
>ywn all sing along to the song while seeing cool junk on the trip
Why even bother, bros
No.111058
Anonymous
>>111046
noooo babygirl!
No.111059
Anonymous
Replies:>>111061
>>111055
>female serial designation Vs
...there's male V's?
No.111060
Anonymous
>>111033
Fuck Jane.

Literally, I want fuck her tight pussy.
No.111061
Anonymous
Replies:>>111067>>111074
>>111059
They were made in limited edition
No.111062
Anonymous
Replies:>>111065>>111066
>>111038
Don't worry, anon.

Pavo will get another victory.
No.111063
Anonymous
Replies:>>111073
>>111057
>When you're driving to LA with the gang from Florida...
>...and you just got to Rhode Island
>Maybe you shouldn't have let V navigate
>Or turn the map into confetti
No.111064
Anonymous
Does Elsie Lovelock's voice get higher pitched as the show goes on?
No.111065
Anonymous
>>111062
I think it's someone else's turn but if he does win, make sure it's extra faggy just for >>111040
No.111066
Anonymous
Replies:>>111100
Image:173340436397.png(1.38MB, 2400x1080)dubs.png
>>111062
No, it will be this image - Dr. Ones son, Mr. Seven Ones (in a Row)
No.111067
Anonymous
Replies:>>111068
>>111061
>Femanon Reviews: Serial Designation V (Male) Limited Edition
No.111068
Anonymous
Replies:>>111069
>>111067
Poor male V, same fate as N
No.111069
Anonymous
Replies:>>111070>>111071>>111087
>>111068
What happens to the FemNs?
No.111070
Anonymous
Replies:>>111076
>>111069
Some Aussie dude name Trevor James Elliott purchase them all
No.111071
Anonymous
>>111069
Anons are diverse, but 78% of them end up fucked, literally
No.111072
Anonymous
Replies:>>111075
>>111056
I will dig the cigar into her "anal adaptor".
No.111073
Anonymous
>>111063
>"Well, maybe if SOMEONE hadn't been so FOCUSED on playing Movin' Right Along for seven hours in a row and singing along to it the ENTIRE time, we wouldn't be lost!"
>J glares at you meaningfully
>You have no idea what message she could be trying to send
>It could be directed at anyone
>Heck, it could mean literally anything
No.111074
Anonymous
Replies:>>111086
>>111061
>"Turns out men don't really like being raped by an other man than a woman."

– JCJ(IS) drone CEO's response to a question about the discontinuation of the male version serial designation V.
No.111075
Anonymous
Replies:>>111079
>>111072
up to you man, but you're going to void her warranty and i'm 90% certain that they can communicate with other smart devices and tell them to fuck up your stuff
No.111076
Anonymous
Replies:>>111077
>>111070
>Crikey! Fuck a doodle doo! Why is the female Zombie Serial Designation N not abusing and femdomming the male Zombie Serial Designation J?!
>Why are you encouraging him to hit you and call you a useless whore?!
>THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED!
No.111077
Anonymous
>>111076
Sorry, that's no good
I'll be taking custody of the FemN unit, sorry mate
No.111078
Anonymous
Replies:>>111080
What if whoever gets >111111 immediately deletes it afterwards so that it can't be linked or anything
Just a big hole in the history of gets
No.111079
Anonymous
Replies:>>111081
Image:173340505249.png(154kB, 1416x640)Devour Hope.png
>>111075
I will specifically ask for big ass scaredy cats.
No.111080
Anonymous
>>111078
Would be kinda funny ngl
No.111081
Anonymous
>>111079
Do you really think that they just have a bunch of those on the shelves? I've been on the wait-list for four months now, they're the most popular variety.
You can only buy them on the secondary market, and the markup is Insanity
No.111082
Anonymous
Replies:>>111083>>111084
Image:173340533946.png(358kB, 1512x1209)IMG_6256.png
No.111083
Anonymous
>>111082
What
No.111084
Anonymous
>>111082
Unf, need more art of Alice ravishing Anon
Although a submissive blushing Alice would be cute too
Just need more Alice in general
No.111085
Anonymous
Replies:>>111088
less than 30 posts to go, get your gets ready
No.111086
Anonymous
>>111074
I can't imagine caring what they would think. Ass is ass, and they exist to serve their Gods.
No.111087
Anonymous
Replies:>>111089>>111096
>>111069
I managed to snatch one Fem!N, paid a tidy sum and, well, what can I say, it was my best purchase ever.

Anon, I can say with absolute certainty: fuck human women. Holy shit, anon, this is fantastic! She cleans, she does laundry, she irons, she cooks guarded meals, she doesn't hysterical, she doesn't whine, she doesn't demand anything, she even fucking repairs my stuff! I've already forgotten the last time I bought clothes! Her golden drone hands do goddamn magic! And her cooking, for Christ's sake! She was able to replicate my mom and grandmother's recipes exactly. Every single one! She is able to cook anything as delicious as possible!

I'm already planning on moving to Texas to marry her, because the fucking conservatives in California forbid it, and I don't give a shit if my whole family disowns me, fuck them!
No.111088
Anonymous
Image:173340578711.png(12kB, 1648x97)cyn sweep hexes.png
>>111085
It doesn't really matter since the get is guaranteed to be /md/ related
Never forget the heights we reached not so long ago
No.111089
Anonymous
Replies:>>111090
>>111087
Very based and true, Anon! Everything except
>fuck human women
That's a bit easy to misinterpret and I'd rather bang drones
No.111090
Anonymous
>>111089
I'm gonna fuck a Aussie woman
No.111091
Anonymous
I will post Male Cyn for the 111111, just you see.
No.111092
Anonymous
I will try to post a positive message of love for 111111.
No.111093
Anonymous
Replies:>>111094
Image:173340645993.jpg(284kB, 1536x2048)GY0Za8EWkAIUlO1.jpeg
Anyone gave anatomy adapters like this to their drones?
No.111094
Anonymous
>>111093
None that are legal adapters
No.111095
Anonymous
Image:173340666102.jpg(42kB, 564x751)V and N wedding.jpg
I want her to be happy
No.111096
Anonymous
Replies:>>111104>>111107>>111210
>>111087
>marry her
>Popping the question to a FemN is a little risky
>Not because she'll react poorly, but because she'll react too well
>If it doesn't immediately error out, her blush will shine bright enough to burn into her screen and potentially blind you if you don't avert your eyes
>She'll gasp and squeal with joy so loudly every window pane will rattle in its frame
>She'll envelop you in a full-body hug that threatens to crush your bones as she squeezes you to her as close as physically possible, trying to remove any distance between you
>She'll begin to pepper you with kisses so intensely that you won't have a chance to breath
>She'll say 'yes' so many times that you forget it's even a real word
>She'll behave normally for the rest of the day but then, that night, she'll show up in your door wearing lingerie and ready for action and absolutely ruin your sleep schedule
>When you wake up she'll have already gotten the entire wedding planned, your house sale closed, a new, nicer house purchased for far less than asking price, and the event set to happen next week so you can bridal carry her into your new home
Proceed at your own risk
No.111097
Anonymous
Replies:>>111099
>he's back
Oh no
No.111098
Anonymous
The silence scares me
No.111099
Anonymous
>>111097
who?
No.111100
Anonymous
Replies:>>111132
>>111066
Fuck Dr. Ones and every single one of his relatives
No.111102
Anonymous
Replies:>>111103
Image:173340743436.jpg(145kB, 940x721)The Silly.jpg
Droens
No.111103
Anonymous
>>111102
>The shadow
Horrible creatura
No.111104
Anonymous
>>111096
>your house sale closed, a new, nicer house purchased for far less than asking price
FemN can do anything for her husband.

Really anything.
No.111105
Anonymous
Replies:>>111191>>111194
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>>110927
>>110930
>>110939
Thats honestly not quite something i have figured out yet.
Theyre going to have issues but unsure what. Feel free to suggest any ideas for this lad/lass.
As for continuity, im planning to stick them in the same setting as the field sentinels | reclaimer drones & avre greens, so i can give them a bit more calm time without them becoming basically chaos dreadnaughts immediately.
No.111106
Anonymous
Replies:>>111109
Five more posts, fellas
No.111107
Anonymous
Replies:>>111108
>>111096
Fuck you
>Makes your FemN into a normal N
No.111108
Anonymous
>>111107
Don't you dare, I'll wallop you
No.111109
Anonymous
>>111106
I'm nervous
No.111110
Anonymous
Man screw it
No.111112
Anonymous
Replies:>>111161
Doot
No.111113
Anonymous
Image:173340782975.jpg(73kB, 850x1219)Hope.jpg
HOPE IS REAL AND SHE WILL HAVE A HAPPY ENDING WITH HER PARENTS
No.111114
Anonymous
Replies:>>111148
Image:173340784037.jpg(1.37MB, 4096x3072)Male Cyn faggot energy.jpg
>Male Cyn blasts you with FAGGOT ENERGY!
>It's super effective!
No.111115
Alice best girl
Image:173340784057.png(377kB, 680x680)Alice best girl.PNG
Alice best girl
No.111116
Anonymous
Replies:>>111139>>111159
Image:173340785160.png(2.48MB, 3500x3553)CHBirthday.png
Hello Friends, even when probably I'm not the post 111111, I will still say I love you, and I love all the good this place has given me, thank you. Boom, love for you.
No.111117
Anonymous
wait, /md/ didn't get it?
No.111118
Anonymous
Image:173340788847.png(62kB, 732x210)Заснемане.PNG
WHAT???
No.111119
Anonymous
Replies:>>111123>>111140
>>111111
let's see what it is
No.111121
Anonymous
>>111111
No.111122
Anonymous
Oh, finally I can keep going with my day!
No.111123
Anonymous
>>111119
HOLY KEK
No.111124
Anonymous
FUCKING WASTED
No.111126
Anonymous
Replies:>>111128
DR. Ones must die!
No.111127
Anonymous
Guys, we're fucked.
No.111128
Anonymous
>>111126
MURDER DR.ONES
No.111129
Anonymous
>>111111
FUCK DR. ONES, FUUUUUUUCK HIIIIIIIIIIIM
No.111130
Anonymous
Replies:>>111131
The funniest and most evil thing Dr. Ones could do now is delete the post
No.111131
Anonymous
>>111130 (me)
Hint hint
No.111132
Anonymous
Replies:>>111133
>>111100
What about his cousin Marian? She was a good girl
No.111133
Anonymous
>>111132
Legally they are not relatives anymore
No.111134
Anonymous
I gues his name being dr.ones basicaly guaranteed that, huh
No.111136
Anonymous
Replies:>>111141>>111200
>>110341
>You dive down to avoid them flying into you. You stop mid-air and turn around.
>You see the three of them hovering with the moon towards their back. They’re all staring at you with their signature X’es.
>They dive towards you and you switch your Rocket launchers to 50 cal. Machine guns. You fire towards them and the bullets manage to connect with one of them, the anti-material rounds shredding it in pieces, while other two evade the shots.
>One of them swoops from above which you avoid by strafing to your right. You propel yourself forward to fly away from them disassemblers.
>The two of them are hot on your tail. One of them fires towards you with their lower caliber machine gun which you avoid with the Immelmann turn. You dive upwards and into a very tight half-circle thanks to your more advanced repulsors.
>The disassemblers overshoot their advance and fly past you and you turn the Immelmann turn into a full loop with you right behind the disassemblers.
>”Aquila, where’s that fire support?” Lepus’s voice suddenly comes on the Mind-Comm.
>”Got caught with some disassemblers. I’ll be there in a minute!” You reply back.
>You aim towards them again and fire, another disassembler down. The last surviving one dives up with a sonic boom them immediately towards you with their swords drawn.
>The sudden drop from above doesn’t give you enough time to avoid them so you draw out your claws and brace for them.
>The swords slam into your claws as you block them. They stare at you with a vicious, disgusting smile.
>You push them away and they fly back. They stop as the two of you stare down at each other.
2/?
No.111137
Anonymous
Image:173340812614.jpg(60kB, 517x539)Not silly.jpg
>111111
>Not MD related
Fuck you Anon and kill yourself
No.111138
Anonymous
Possibly the most asinine get I've seen in a hot minute
No.111139
Anonymous
>>111116
I love you too, anon!
No.111140
Anonymous
Image:173340825838.png(914kB, 1170x757)book of grudges.png
>>111119
CURSE YOU DR. ONES
No.111141
Anonymous
>>111136
Much better post than the fucking GET waster.
No.111142
Anonymous
It's gone
Oh my God it's gone
No.111143
Anonymous
Replies:>>111145>>111146
Image:173340838206.png(45kB, 414x206)Dr. Ones GET.PNG
I saved it.
No.111144
Anonymous
Replies:>>111147>>111150>>111153
Image:173340850878.jpg(619kB, 1920x1290)GeA_kzfa8AAv_fb.jpg
the
No.111145
Anonymous
>>111143
Can you save that image too
No.111146
Anonymous
Replies:>>111149
>>111143
Dr. Ones didn't last 10 minutes.
>>100000
Pavo is forever
No.111147
Anonymous
>>111144
Good design of our lovely retarded aussie
No.111148
Anonymous
>>111114
Wrong.
Male Cyn blasts you with a different kind of energy and makes the best damn pancakes you ever tasted

>Also (you) r gorl now xd
No.111149
Ligma
Replies:>>111151>>111152>>111155>>111156
Image:173340861844.png(671kB, 873x598)get.png
>>111146
I just did what we in the business call "performance art" darling
You wouldn't understand
No.111150
Anonymous
Replies:>>111153
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>>111144
J... I get it now...
No.111151
Anonymous
Replies:>>111156
>>111149
are you fucking shitting me, you got the get and the deleted the get???
No.111152
Anonymous
>>111149
You made a happening anon... I knell. Respectable
No.111153
Anonymous
>>111144
>>111150
Would (you) ask for her ungloved hand?
No.111154
Anonymous
>Dr. Ones won ones
clever
No.111155
Anonymous
>>111149
I can respect that.
No.111156
Anonymous
>>111149
My god, he actually followed through
>>111151
Just like his role model Dr. Ones would've wanted
No.111157
Anonymous
Replies:>>111158>>111162>>111165
could blackhand restore the post using his arcane power? it's a giant pain in the ass for numbers like those to just vanish bc of one chucklefuck
No.111158
Anonymous
Replies:>>111160
>>111157
I'd agree if the get was good
No.111159
Anonymous
>>111116
Fuck you.
No.111160
Anonymous
Replies:>>111161
>>111158
What would be a good get?
No.111161
Anonymous
Replies:>>111163
>>111160
Definitely not the post that would've gotten the get otherwise
>>111112 look at that dogshit
No.111162
Anonymous
>>111157
Who knows but what's the deal? It was funny. Don't tell me you take get posts that seriously.
No.111163
Anonymous
Replies:>>111166>>111167
>>111161
I'd rather people ruin gets than use them for drama again.
No.111164
Anonymous
Some literally take the get that seriously?
No.111165
Anonymous
>>111157
There's a reason 4chan has archives
No.111166
Anonymous
>>111163
Strong agree. The funniest outcome is a get that's basically the equivalent of a whoopee cushion sound in a horror movie
No.111167
Anonymous
>>111163
>use them for drama again
yeah that shіtрost was definitely malicious 100% for sure
No.111168
Anonymous
Replies:>>111172
Crap. I was taking a bath and I wasn't here for it. I wanted to get the get for GWAR and have a GWAR op afterwards.
No.111169
Anonymous
Replies:>>111281
Image:173341039336.jpg(167kB, 716x712)IMG_20240825_160846.jpg
Wanna play Minecraft?
No.111170
Anonymous
Replies:>>111171
Let's look at some history!
>>1
No.111171
Anonymous
>>111170
Of course the first ever post on this board is a Cyn Thread
No.111172
Anonymous
Replies:>>111173>>111174
>>111168
>Dr. Ones get
>Dr. Ones op
Brb, off to kms
No.111173
Anonymous
Replies:>>111175
>>111172
Dr One getting the get and deleting is peak comedy and character moment. I love it.
No.111174
Anonymous
Replies:>>111176>>111179>>111181>>111185>>111189
Image:173341059970.png(25kB, 660x490)IMG_7469.png
>>111172
found the OP
No.111175
Anonymous
>>111173
On one hand, I agree
On the other hand, I have that hand wrapped around his neck and am choking him
No.111176
Anonymous
Image:173341065347.png(35kB, 500x500)1714248954048115.png
>>111174
Kek.
No.111177
Anonymous
Replies:>>111178>>111180
I think we need to murder Dr. Ones.
No.111178
Anonymous
>>111177
Agreed
No.111179
Anonymous
Replies:>>111182>>111189
>>111174
No, it should be a image saying File Deleted or Image Not Found.
No.111180
Anonymous
Replies:>>111186
>>111177
that's how the Worst OC Ever™ will prove its ultimate power when it arrives on the 10th– it will finally murder dr.ones
No.111181
Anonymous
>>111174
Titled "Murder Dr.ones"
No.111182
Anonymous
>>111179
KEK, this would be perfect
No.111183
Anonymous
Replies:>>111184>>111187
Image:173341102768.jpg(88kB, 1061x1136)1709430276917.jpg
What happened to the >>111111 post?
No.111184
Anonymous
>>111183
It was deleted by Dr. Ones or at least the Anon that posted him
No.111185
Anonymous
>>111174
I've wanted to make Kelly jokes for a while now but now if I do it will come out as a butthurt copycat.
No.111186
Anonymous
>>111180
Perhaps the Worst OC Ever was in our hearts all the way along
No.111187
Anonymous
>>111183
The oogi ate it.
It is now reaching critical instability and will explode
No.111188
Anonymous
Replies:>>111190>>111193
Image:173341121198.jpg(528kB, 1365x2048)GdnKM0tWMAAN8i-.jpg
No.111189
Anonymous
>>111179
>>111174
This image but Dr. ones is saying "File Deleted" in his speech bubble
No.111190
Anonymous
Replies:>>111192
>>111188
I want to fondle her chest area.
No.111191
Anonymous
>>111105
What about feelings of hyper-care? They're huge, I mean they can instinctively think of themselves as stronger than everyone else, plus they can hug the pilot with their other pair of arms, cradling him, which is a gesture of love and care. Huge machines of incredible power with a sense of hyper-care towards their pilots, which can lead to some awkward and sometimes very sad moments.
No.111192
Anonymous
Replies:>>111195
>>111190
I want to kill her
No.111193
Anonymous
Image:173341140524.jpg(398kB, 1098x1921)A8E3DAD6-B4B3-4CA6-AA01-877D852A7247.jpeg
>>111188
>it's still her if it's her skin, right?
No.111194
Anonymous
Replies:>>111206
>>111105
Question are they like jets or walking tanks?
No.111195
Anonymous
Replies:>>111196>>111198
>>111192
What do you think would happen if J died now that Cyn is disconnected from her? Would the Solverpede not spawn or would J go full Solver host?
No.111196
Anonymous
Replies:>>111199
>>111195
wouldn't her black hole cores return to the current administrator, i.e. Uzi?
No.111197
Anonymous
Replies:>>111205>>111208
>Starting to recover from being bedbound for the past 2 weeks
>Can finally breathe again
>Throat no longer hurts
>"Finally I can write greentexts agai-"
>Sickeness immediately comes back
FUCK
No.111198
Anonymous
>>111195
Probably Perma killed and send into robo-Hell and meeting real motherfuciking robo-Satan
No.111199
Anonymous
>>111196
>J being dominated by Uzi
>J being forced by Uzi to be nice to N
No.111200
Anonymous
>>111136
Epic, the fight is well described, anon.
No.111201
Anonymous
Replies:>>111202
Image:173341173600.jpg(115kB, 1050x1340)GUadbJCWcAAz_Qg.jpeg
No.111202
Anonymous
Replies:>>111211
>>111201
>Program
THE SOLVER IS NOT A FUCKING PROGRAM! I HATE PEOPLE OUTSIDE THESE THREADS THEY MAKE ME SO ANGRY, MAN! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD, MAN!
No.111203
Anonymous
>>110549
>>110794
>>110557
AU where after being revived by the eldritch magic JCJenson uses to make the drones, Tessa becomes the AbsoluteSolver and is the one puppeteering Cyn
No.111204
Anonymous
Image:173341188089.png(511kB, 1926x1440)AgentChuck.png
>>110786
>You don't call your drone a "product" do you?
Yes I do
No.111205
Anonymous
Replies:>>111207
>>111197
You are dainty.
No.111206
Anonymous
>>111194
Have yet to really ponder their ability to fly yet, so uh...

Ill call them Sentinel calvary units, for now at least.
No.111207
Anonymous
Replies:>>111217
>>111205
I'm considered a delicacy?
No.111208
Anonymous
>>111197
I think god has something to say to you, anon.
No.111209
Anonymous
>>111051
Umm… why?
No.111210
Anonymous
Replies:>>111213>>111215
>>111096
>"Hey, Anon! We're gonna be having baby-making sex!"
>"Right now. You'll get me pregnant. I'm not asking again."
No.111211
Anonymous
>>111202
They are inside your walls
No.111212
Anonymous
Goodmorning, American anon.
No.111213
Anonymous
>>111210
I read it in a very loving and gentle voice, and it turned me on wildly.
No.111214
Anonymous
Replies:>>111216>>111219>>111227
Post pregger drones NOW!
No.111215
Anonymous
Replies:>>111218
>>111210
Very nice (although Anon still isn't sure if she likes him or if she just might be from Canada)
No.111216
Anonymous
>>111214
Do it yourself. Post greens about pregnant drones too.
No.111217
Anonymous
>>111207
You are a sickly wretch who is too delicate for a regular environment.
No.111218
Anonymous
Replies:>>111220>>111222
>>111215
Why is it a problem if the FemN was built in Canada?
No.111219
Anonymous
Replies:>>111221
>>111214
>This is where I'd post a pic of L pregnant
>IF I HAD ONE
No.111220
Anonymous
>>111218
i think he's making a joke about anon being dense and thinking it might be foreign custom to jump his bones
No.111221
Anonymous
Replies:>>111223
>>111219
L had her tubes tied so as to fuck all she wants. Cyn granted her this knowing full well that nobody will fuck L.
No.111222
Anonymous
Replies:>>111224
>>111218
>FemNs from Canada are problematic because they try to breastfeed you maple syrup
>Imagine: your loving FemN wife making you some delicious fresh chocolate chip pancakes, then pulling out a breast and letting you pinch her nipple to dispense maple syrup while she moans your name
>How could anyone live with such a horrible reality?
No.111223
Anonymous
>>111221
>Cyn secretly unties her tubes because she knows L will jump the first Anon who doesn't run away
>She is shocked when L doesn't become a deadbeat single mom and instead settles down with Anon
No.111224
Anonymous
Replies:>>111225>>111228
>>111222
>FemN arrives from Canada
>"Greetings saar! Show cock and credit card!"
>You close the door and call the store to return her
>"Saar! Do not! DO NOT REDEEEEM! DO NOT REDEEEEEM!"
No.111225
Anonymous
Replies:>>111226
Image:173341273883.jpg(51kB, 452x473)23984712.jpg
>>111224
I really really dislike this, you for posting it, and the fact that it's a little too close to reality
No.111226
Anonymous
Replies:>>111229
>>111225
If only you knew who I am.
No.111227
Anonymous
Image:173341281609.jpg(286kB, 2048x2048)GUGlpvYWAAAD1y6.jfif
>>111214
No.111228
Anonymous
Replies:>>111233
Image:173341287865.jpg(203kB, 2048x2048)1697861443810853.jpg
>>111224
Can you guys go back to making fun of us for saying eh a lot? I don't like this new reality.
No.111229
Anonymous
Replies:>>111230
>>111226
Oh, I know. I just choose not to scrutinize you too hard.
No.111230
Anonymous
Replies:>>111231
>>111229
That's nice of you. Have a good one.
No.111231
Anonymous
Replies:>>111234
>>111230
Sure also finish your stories you lil stinker 😤😤😤
No.111233
Anonymous
>>111228
you've MAID your deathbed, now lie in it while the practitioner masturbates
No.111234
Anonymous
>>111231
Wrong anon. The only "unfinished" story I have in this fandom is Murder Drones with BW Megatron in J's place.
No.111256
Anonymous
Replies:>>111261>>111265
Image:173341449998.jpg(52kB, 736x673)DrunkV.jpg
This is the new Thread.
>>111254 >>111254
>>111254 >>111254
>>111254 >>111254
>>111254 >>111254
>>111254 >>111254
>>111254 >>111254
No.111261
Anonymous
>>111256
Just stop. You are incompetent.
No.111265
Anonymous
Replies:>>111272>>111273
>>111256
What happened to the new thread?
No.111272
Anonymous
>>111265
Just motherfucker pretending to be Smileanon made a new thread with Thalia in the OP, got called out, deleted and made a new thread with Dr Ones in the OP, then deleted and remade it because he fucked up something in the OP.
No.111273
Anonymous
>>111265
I fucked up.
>>111262 >>111262
>>111262 >>111262
>>111262 >>111262
>>111262 >>111262
>>111262 >>111262
No.111281
Anonymous
>>111169
only if we play gregtech NH mod
No.111677
Anonymous
>>111046
LEAVE HER ALONE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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