Hello Friends! Good morning! Or evening, or night. You know how it goes, let's talk about the Drones, since it's our favorite topic here. These Threads are full of Drone discussion, isn't that beautiful? The impressive Booru: https://dronebooru.co The wheel of astonishing OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc And the last Thread: >>109262
>Allies pushing the Nazis back into Germany in World War 2 >Army group comes across an abandoned camp >Camp is surrounded by barbed wire fences and guard towers, but only up to three feet >The recon elements enter the camp and find it's unguarded >A huge muddy hole in the earth has been hastily dug in the middle of the camp >Heaps of oogi corpses surround it, as though the Nazis were interrupted in the middle of burying them >From the hives, emaciated, balding oogis with hollow eyes can be seen lingering >One mouths the word humie, but has not the energy to speak >American command befuddled as to why the Nazis wasted so much effort with the camps >Order surviving oogis bulldozed into the open mass grave and buried so the camp can be repurposed >Tanks are brought in with plows to sweep the hives >Oogis are too weak to do anything but hobble, many just stare dead-eyed as the plows come toward them >Sweeped into the pit atop their dead brethren >Raspy eeping and begging comes up from the pit >Soldiers begin to bury them >Days later, as army command sets up their tents on the former camp site, a soldier finds something poking through the earth >He pulls it up to find an emaciated oogi in a little striped uniform >It almost dug its way to freedom >The soldier takes the oogi's little striped cap >to keep his tobbacco in
>>110294 What even killed her? She was already dead before the scene started, aside from the decapitation there doesn't appear to be any damage done to her body beforehand
much as I love Alice's antlers, they'd probably get in the way during everyday life. maybe if you gave her the real antlers she dreamed of it'd be smart to put them on some folding or collapsible assembly
Just thought of something fucked up. Emily didn't die. Her core was never destroyed or damaged. She's still out there, without a head and trapped in an immobile body
>Questioning the linguistic mechanics of oogis >Your oogi waddles over to you and babbles "Oogi hungee. Me want berri!!" >You pull out a handgun, cock it and point it right into your oogi's face >It serious the fuck up >"Master, I am hungry. I would like some strawberries, please!" with its nubs up in the air >You put the gun away >You are second guessing a lot of things right now
>>110313 It seems that all drones are nocturnal. Meaning that Uzi waking up at 3:00am to sneak out was retarded. It was like getting up in the morning or noon for a normal person. Of course she was gonna get caught.
>>110315 >Isn't the rest of the universe dead We literally have no confirmation on this, all we know is that planets with some form of government behind them got destroyed and that's all. It's speculation at best to assume that the universe is dead
>>110313 How did humanity live? At what cultural and economic level was humanity before and after the collapse of the earth? How did Cyn destroy other planets? What changes in society did the advent of worker drones lead to?
I have so many questions about humanity that I can't ask that many questions.
>>110320 If the gala, and what's left behind by the humans after they all died, means anything, I'd say they're on the same technological level as humanity in the Alien franchise, still futuristic but very much 20th/21st century in aesthetics.
Fun Grunt Drone Fact: >it is not unheard of for a grunt to be decommissioned and transferred when deemed no longer fit for duty, though this is exceptionally rare as the human officers given final say-so typically opt for deactivation instead. >the few known instances of decommissioning have occurred when a GD is functional but no longer fit for duty– due to either a factory error with its hardware rendering it combat-ineffective or due to developing software issues during its service. >while a majority of these grunts would remain in the military in noncombatant roles, some were discharged and purchased for industrial or agricultural use
>>110324 >purchased for industrial or agricultural use getting atomic heart vibes from this so when are we getting a grunt that can fire lasers from its eyes
Not trying to be a Janny or start anything, just suggesting that you should try posting Oogi greens in the Oogi thread so it's easier to find and sort them, because let's be honest A LOT of them are lost at this point. If anyone tries to start anything after this post ignore them, because I have a feeling someone is gonna try and be an asshole >>10609 >>10609 >>10609 >>10609 >>10609
>>110326 >It is christmas >J puts up a "Happy Holidays" banner as per company rules inside the flightless pod she is living in >She is visited by three ghosts >Ghost of the past is Tessa, who guilts her over her part in her painful slaying and desecration >Ghost of the present is Doll, who mocks her for her lack of defiance >Ghost of the future is Beretta, who rages at her for killing her and her family >Instead of repenting, J gets the message that sometime in the future she will kill N and the Doormans >J smiles and sleeps tight
>>110326 >"Hey Uzi?" >Emo midget looks up from her work on a new power module to look up at her boyfriend musing about something. >"Yeah? What is it? I'm kinda busy." >N fiddles with his fingers. >"Do you ever think we're being watched?" >The cracks of her blowtorch go silent. >"No. Why? You watch too many scary movies with Miss No-Pants again?" >Now his fiddling ceases. >"I just get that feeling sometimes. You know? Like our lives are on display for the amusement of something out of our reach." >She almost has to stop a smirk and a chuckle eking out. >"Pfft. You're such a dork. Our lives are our own. It'd be crazy to think someone would actively watch them for fun. Though uh, my life is pretty cool. Did save the universe and all that." >The nonchalance of the Doorman progeny puts the disassemblers fears at a slight ease. >But deep down he can't shake the feeling. >"Yeah. I guess you're right. I mean, who'd wanna watch us take on eldritch horrors from beyond all known understanding." >The two share a light laugh before getting back to their respective business. >The camera pans out to the glow of a computer screen. A timestamp reveals the bar to be set at 21:29. >And then the recommended vids pop-up
>>110324 >purchased for industrial or agricultural use That makes sense, actually. Agriculture is always looking for ways to save money, and buying defective but still drones seems like a very logical step.
>You’re flying high in the air as you scan for any disassemblers but so far your ‘Co-Pilot’ visor hasn’t picked up anything. >You and the rest of the Starseekers, which includes Pavo, Ursa, Lepus and Scorpio, were deployed on Gold-4 in order to assist in the defense from Solver forces. You’re the squad’s scout/CAS specialist which is why you’re flying so high in the air – you’re the squad’s early warning as they move up. >Sentinel Command believes that this was the perfect situation to collect combat data on your squad’s experimental modifications. >You honest prefer it when you get deployed on missions not because you like combat but because you find it more peaceful. >You don’t get sensory overload like back at base. You can hear and see every little detail which makes you very paranoid and jumpy. The battlefield is a different thing because hearing or seeing every detail meaning you know what you’re dealing with. That alone turns you from jumpy to focused. >Something catches your attention on the infrared spectrum down on the ground. Multiple heat signatures. >You zoom in to get a better look. Flesh abominations. Solver forces. Better call this in with your squad. >”Lepus, come in. This is Aquila.” You call Lepus on the Mind-Comm which is your integrated radio which you and your squad can communicate with your “thoughts” which is just radio transmissions minus the actual talking. >”This is Lepus, go ahead, Aquila.” Lepus answers back. >”Got multiple Solver signatures three klicks ahead of you, advise caution.” >”Can you deal with them?” >”Yeah, give me a second.” You switch your hands to your Rocket Launchers to start blasting them but then something else catches your attention. >Your radar pings and in the corner of your vision you see three dots moving towards you from your left. You also hear the slight distinct sound of anti-gravity repulsors in the distance. >You look to your left and scan for the bogeys. It doesn’t take long to find them. You zoom in and see a 3-drone squad of disassemblers flying towards you. >Oh damn it, this is going to be tricky
>>110326 >Tessa eat a bagel >It was the delicious bagel she had in her afterlife >Now she reincarnate in the next world >She hope her next family will be good
>Fun Morning Murder Drones RPG Facts: There is a secret Cynwalker plushie in MG's shop that you can purchase only on a bloodmoon, MG's dialogue implies that it just appeared randomly and has been whispering your name. Equipping the Plushie to your "Charms" slot, will automatically put a filter over the game making everything washed-out and darker, as well as give you Special Cyn dialogue options in cutscenes, although rarely a tiny window will appear in the left-hand side titled "Live Solver Reaction"
>>110341 I like her. the experimental scouting tech causing sensory overload in non-combat situations is a neat concept >>110360 you sure you're not thinking of Pavo?
>>110366 >You pay up >His eyes fall off his screen >"How the hell did you... are you hacking? Oh well, whatever, take it." he doesn't realize Cyn added the funds to your account right after he stated the price
>>110370 Machine style, it's really nice if you're a pale fuck that dislikes excess light >>110371 Just look up "Murder Drones Shimeji" It also comes with Uzi and the DDs, but Cyn in particular was calling to me today.
>>110376 Point at her and say >Would you consider an imminent merger of interests to partake in caffeinated beverages during free time sometime this Friday with the intention of sharing a surname and domicile before the end of the fiscal year?
>>110386 >>110387 NTA but >The Smurf Story, Unedited It seems that the original thread for these drawings was terminated at some point, so found a video showing the thread
>you drop your company pen >it rolls under your desk >J decides to show her leadership by offering to retrieve your pen >she gets stuck under the desk, her fat butt exposed to the cold, office air
>>110396 >You, being ever the thoughtful employee, try to help J out >You just need to figure out where you can grab her to pull her free >You consider grabbing her rear... no, that wouldn't go well >Her skirt would be no good, either >Her tail it is, then >You grip it near the base with both hands as she lets out a squeak of surprise, then pull mightily to wrest her free
>So, it turns out she wasn't ACTUALLY stuck >This was an attempt at seducing you >Although you completely missed that >But it also turns out that a DD's tail is an erogenous zone >And J is particularly weak to being grabbed there >It also ALSO turns out that a female DD who's pent-up and highly aroused is MUCH stronger than the average (or in your case, below-average) human male >You both 'work overtime' that afternoon, and you leave with a raise, a girlfriend, and a very cracked (but not quite broken) pelvis
>>110313 For me it's all of the unused plot points and Chekhov's guns >The hole on the colony roof >Eldritch J having two singularities >The real events of the Gala Massacre >Cyn's basement key >escaped data
guys, my v unit came in and flirted with me and told me she loved me and i told her i loved her back and now she's zooming around the room and i can't get her to stop what do i do oh god, oh FUCK
>>110410 i wasn't asking for you to tell me she has no depth perception, i figured that out when she barreled into the bookshelf and blew it into splinters! i was asking how i make her STOP!
>>110419 Her name was gonna be Mordred before Uzi was able to be convinced that A) that was just asking for it and B) Mordred wasn't a girl in the actual Arthurian canon, just in Fate.
>>110429 >the company announces free coffee available every day >the coffee is laced with feel-good chemicals to help you cope with the fact that you're owned- body and soul- by the company
>>110417 >It was yet another frigid night on copper 9 as the wind howls through the ruines landscape of cities and towns >Howling through the decrepit woods and artic lakes and pounds sits a worn down cabin >Within the cabin a figure stood in front of a broken mirror before speaking >???:"how long....has it been since I see my own reflection....how long I was kept within the dark..." >Soon the figure began reminiscing about the past, how long ago it was to feel the sun upon their exterior. The warmth of their beloved parents, to see the wonders of the stars, to see the world yet again >remembering the time where she was normal looking disembly drone with all be it a stange family but yet still normal >growing up with such a happy childhood living out her best life but there was a noise Thump....Thump.....THUMP! >At first she thought she was merely hearing things but as she gotten older it grew louder and louder Thump...Thump...Thump >It grew in tempo and percussion Thump..Thump..Thump..THUMP.THUMP.THUMP THUMPTHUMPTHUMP >And soon a growing agongy arouse. At first it was a small pinch quickly grew into nothing but anguish. With each step she took felt like walking on a tighrrope >Everytime she tries to eat or talk, all she wanted to due is to rip her own jaw out for feeling constantly bloated >Constantly shaking for body stuck within a limbo of energy and tiredness >Soon came the illness
>>110444 >Martha haunts your dick >Every other night you wake up with your covers raised and your scrotum covered in ectoplasm Drawfags don't give a crap about requests but I'd love to see Martha slobbering on a worshipping a cock.
>>110443 >Oh how she hated the illness constantly thrashing around regurgitating their food that they barely ate >the endless river of oil that stream out of them as the pain never ceased up until one night she grew tired of the pain >Her beloved parentd, N and Uzi tried their best to help their daughter though the pain but thier hope was quickly diminishing as each night of constant screams od agony and begging took a toll on their souls >The endless state of being bed ridden she wanted all to stop...and so she did so >She took upon herseld to stop her own pain, to stop that wretched noise once and for all >Grabbing her arm she pulling on it >???:"Pull...pull...pull..Pull..PUll.PULL.PULL.PULLPULLPULLPULLPULL!" >As she screeches ontop of her robotic speakers tearing it up as she tore her arm off with oil spewing all over her room till THUNK! >an insectoid like arm grew outwards but she didn't thought of it as she began toring off her legs and soon the same results came afterwords:a new pair of legs >Ripping off pieces of herself to release the constant agony that been plauging her, tormenting her family, RUINING HER LIFE >Soon one more piece was needed to stop it:Her face
>>110439 >Female drones put two softballs in their tops to try and look buxom >Male drones two softballs... somewhere else in hopes of looking virile >Neither group understands that this is about sex - they only understand the cultural implications
>>110452 >Plunging hee hands to her face she began pulling and the more she pulled the more that pain grew and grew but she didn't cared she wanted it to be done with >Destroying her voices as she successfully tore off her face as it grew a face...the pain stop >And standing infront of her was he wonderful parents. Such euphoria to see them again >She stood up and began wobbling towards to them >???:"look mom....look dad....it stop...the pain stop...hehe...things can- DOOSH >She blacked >And when she blacked out into a endless sleep she saw something...a small drone dress within a maid outfit. Smiling at her with such glee >???:"[Giggle] Look at you. Blooming into something beautiful. Till me meet again
>>110467 yeah, what about it? i'm not capitalizing my sentences for some potentially pernicious little twat, though, so don't rag on me for that, capiche?
>>110478 me telling someone to keep an idea he suggests is going to start drama... is starting drama. an absolutely astounding conclusion, einstein, care to back it up? the only dramanigger i see here is you.
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>>110502 >You hit on the cute drone working the counter at the tech store and ask if she's doing anything later >She isn't but she isn't supposed to leave the store since she's technically their property >Have a psuedo-date in-store instead >Over the next few months, gradually get to know each other better and start dating >You're both a bit bummed that she can't come live with you though >The manager, who's been aware of this entire thing the entire time, comes over and tells you that you can actually buy out her contract so she's free to do as she pleases >You eagerly agree >Tfw he picks up your gf, pulls down her pants, and swipes her across the scanner to scan a barcode on her rear end >She's mortified, you're shocked, and he's just tired >At least he gave you your loyalty card discount
If you ask for help out to your car with your purchases sometimes you can convince the store drones to come home with you to help unload them too. Then it's just a matter of getting them into your home.
>>110527 >>110528 >>110531 >showing a human her barcode is one of the most vulnerable things a wagie drone can do >wagienon has only seen cici's twice >once in the shower, and once when she was getting dressed one morning >he thinks it's cute, but for her it's another embarrassing reminder of her daily grind and a source of some distress
>>110519 The specific reflections on plastic, glass and metal, the shading of it all The ID is completely accurate, her expression so in character, these teeth look just like from that one scene where she was chewing the batteries, look at the shine of the white chest , the glow, the tastefull thickness of it....Oh my God, she even has the correct oilstripes, not just having them at all, no, they are on point what a masterpiece Just when I thought I was gettin better this drops
>>110468 >Soon she awoken back up to the sounds of rustling chains >Surrounded in a pitch darkness with only a dim light illuminating from afar with her mind racing what's happening till she heard a voice >???:"oh...your finally awake sweetie...are you feeling ok? >It was her father. She tried to speak out but her voice with to weak to speak loudly. Only letting out soft murmurs >N moved closer to his daughter to get a better hearing of her as he coat her in a poncho >It was her favorite one. N knows how much she loves insects; endless rants about their nature, what wonders they can do and such when she was a small drone. >???:"...what....is....happening...." >N:"....Look honey...once you "cured" yourself something awful came next...but dont you worry me and your mother will fix this...We'll make sure you're back to normal. Ok Annie." >Annie:"but...I am fix....I stop the pain...we can go home....I want to go home..." >N:"you will honey...we'll take you home once it all over" >But they never went home. Countless nights of endless medication on trying to "fix" did nothing. No matter how much her parents tried to comfort her it didnt help. Especially with her mother. With each visit her face gew more and more detest of what she sees >But can she not tell? Thats her baby girl begging, wondering why aren't they home yet. They promise her that they'll be home. They promise her it'll be over soon. And everytime they closed that door she cried each and every night cause she hated the dark. As long she remembers she always the dark for she believes a big scary monster would appear. Especially when her parents aren't around >Time flew by like sands through the hour glass as the endless cycle repeats over and over Annie notice something; with each visit of her parents, her mother showed up less and less till one day she stop... >Soon her father words turn from "we" to "I"..."I'll fix you...I'll make sure you're ok. I'll make sure your happy once again". Oh how the soothing those words were but it didnt help. Especially with one night they forgot to close the door and she hear them >They were arguing with each other. The constant hatred towards one and another, the guilt she felt that she cause all of this. This destruction, this nuclear fallout within her own family...hear her mother forego her name only calling her "that thing" or "monster". Such words are daggers to annie soul >Sobbing herself to sleep as noise died down to a new day of the endless cycle of her father trying to help but even she could tell his will is draining. How long those tired eyes stayed awake to help her,to keep her safe,to help her to be reminded that she is still loved >Till one day she was awoken by her father dressed up for a long travel:dread fills her heart. >N:"Hey annie sweetie sorry waking you up but....I'm gonna be heading out an-" >Annie:"dad...no...please...please stay...please...dont..." >She clutch to her father tightly as she sobs into his chest. She doesn't her father follow suit like her mother. She tired of being alone within the dark >N:"...Dont worry Annie I'll promise I'll be back...I'll make sure I'll come back no matter what ok...stay strong for me my little stag beetle...stay strong" >But she isnt letting go. Repeating the same words over and over till a small glimmer showed...it was a small whitefly night light. >N:"I'm....I'm so sorry that I left you here in the dark for so long...but you dont have too anymore as you got this...you'll always have light where ever you go. Fueled by love:my love for you my daughter...but I must go." >Before N pulled away he felt a tugged from his daughter looking at him as she did when she was little and was to restless to sleep >Annie:"...can you sing me a song for me...please dad..." >N:"...Yes honey I will." >[Booting up soft trumpet music] >N:"My daughter...My daughter oh how you sing so beautiful that rainy days become so sunny. How you makes my worries go away with each hug you give....No matter how sick I maybe, with each loving kiss on the cheek makes me feel brand ne~ew. With each shout and cheer you making I dancd to it like a symphony~. And no matter how much feel empty within side of me you know me make me whole...You are better sunset better than spring! You bring me jo~~oy! From the sunny evening to the slumbering noon. You are everything I've ever wanted and so much mo~re! You makes this old fool feel most lucky man in the world. I love my daughter through and through no matter who you maybe..." >She's fast asleep as N slowly takes off her off from him. Gently put her head onto a soft fluffy pillow, putting a loving blanket ontop of her as she drift more into her slumber as she cuddles her whitefly close to her. Kissing her on the fore head >N:"I'll promise I'll be back. No matter what"
>>110414 Well, I guess she's already fucked you, how's that wild animal sex with the disassembler? Have you only lost a litre of blood, or are you on the verge of death?
One time I saw this man arguing with a wagie done for like, a solid 10 minutes. He got so pissed he just picked her up, scanned her barcode, and walked out with her. They were still fucking arguing in the parking lot after.
>>110543 >This is what happens when two tsunderes encounter each other in the wild >Arguing, passionate angry kissing in private, hatesex, lovey-dovey sex, cuddling, some dere dere moments afterwards, and then the cycle repeats until they have kids and have to grow up >These two are going to go home and engage in the same cycle >Also, like all tsunderes, both of them are very, VERY stupid >This has been BBC Earth
>>110542 i am typing this with one arm she is lying on top of me asleep and growls every time i try to move any other part of my body out from under her i was able to hack together an iv drip of orange juice into my mouth, somehow, but i don't think i'm going to feel up to doing anything for a week
>AU Idea >The Elliotts are in a cult that worships the Absolute Solver. >One day, their god demands the sacrifices of flesh & metal. >Then the Elliotts decide to sacrifice their disappointment of a daughter and her broken drone (Cyn). >However something goes wrong, and Cyn & Tessa are forced together into one single being...
[Verse 1] I'm just a bachelor I'm looking for a partner Someone who knows how to ride Without even falling off Gotta be compatible takes me to my limits Girl when I break you off I promise that you won't wanna get off
[Chorus] If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it
[Verse 2] Sitting here flossing Peeping your steelo Just once if I have the chance The things I would do to you You and your body, every single portion Send chills up and down your spine Juices flowing down your thigh
[Chorus] If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it
[Verse 3] If we're gonna get nasty baby First we'll show and tell Till I reach your pony tail Lurk all over and through you baby Until we reach the stream You'll be on my jockey team (Ooooh)
[Chorus] If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it Ride it My saddle
[Outro] They throw the best damn party They throw the best damn party They throw the best damn party They throw the best damn party They throw the best damn party They throw the best damn party It's the urban up in here, A.K.A. Throw the best damn party They throw the best Damn, sick of being alone
>>110554 i'm not so sure about that, my neighbor has a couple of maid v's that he said the same thing to and the next time i saw him his entire lower body was in a cast
>>110557 Did you know that most of the fanbase outside these threads still thinks that Uzi is the only member of the cast still alive and is playing with holograms, and also that Cyn was a Nazi?
>>110551 Wow, you survived! Looks like you're definitely tougher than wood, eh, mate? Okay, silly joke, but seriously, I've got news for you that you probably won't like: with a 76% probability your genocide machine got pregnant.
Don't ask me how a robot can get pregnant, that information is classified by JCJ(IS), just accept the fact that most likely in 6 months you'll be a daddy to a new DD. Congratulations.
And by the way, I suggest you order a few litres of oil right now. Disassemblers are already voracious as hell, imagine how much pregnants need.
>>110535 >Once she woken back up she notice he was gone. Door closed and all. Leaving her a glimmer of hope that things will go back to normal...But it didnt >She has not once see that door open once her father left. Not a single peak or noise came through. Being left alone all she can do was to think >"He'll come back...He promise he will...dad will come back....he promise" repeated over and over within her mind. Into the endless void that was her prison trying to keep her hopes up as time flew by like the wind and began growing impatient >Constantly trying to break those chains that bind her, pounding against her confines, screaming outwards towards endless pearing void that she'll break out. That she'll be free. That she'll be happy once more. >The madness began taking a hold of Annie mind as she thrash around and over to breakout. In order to be free to leave this accursed room and and for all...but nothing work...no matter what she did nothing work >Within a fit of rage she began biting,scratching,slashing anything to break the chains thill she heard a crack...within her rage she destroyed the only thing that she had left of her father: the whitefly >It began to dim out bit by bit as Annie tries her best to fix it but nothing work reacting the words no over and over till light of the whitefly fully dimes out >Soon she give out a bellowing banshee scream for she destroyed the only thing left of love. The only thing that was pure. The only thing that gave her hope was gone. Left all alone within the dark once more all ahe can do now is too cry. >Thats until she heard a voice...it was giggeling...she heard this voice a long time ago. She looked up it was that drone:the maid drone. >Annie:"who are you....what do you want..." >???:"[giggle] so they haven't told you about me? Such shame I thought they would [shrug]. My name is Cyn your father little sister [teehee] >Annie:"sister....how..why they didn't tell me...why now, WHY ALL OF THE SUDDEN NOW YOU SHOW UP! >Cyn:"Simple. To see you grow silly.[giggle]. But also to tell you that you aren't like normal drones. For you we're made through me." >Annie:"...what....hows that possible..." >Cyn:"Simple goofy beaver through the flesh. Through The Solver. For you see your parents have a hard time conseving a child and so your mother, uzi, gotten so despite she decides to use it. Making out from flesh and metal oh such a wonder too see [laughing].Trying to hide this little skeleton in her closets but eventually the skeletons will come out." >Annie is left nothing but bewilderedment trying understand it all that until Cyn hooked her in where it all made sense >Cyn:"And through me, through The Solver comes evolution. [giggle]. As both flesh and metal work together to make something new. To make something stronger than the previous generation. The fact she hid this truth from you and big brother is nothing but all of her fault...She lied to both of you to make happy fantasty come true. Avoiding the consequences like a rat but sadly couldn't run anymore. Avoiding you, avoiding big bro, avoiding to take responsibility of what she did...but dont worry for auntie cyn is her. And don't worry I've brought a friend to help you out" Plap...plap...plap >Sounded like a wet rag being slapped around the floor as she looked up to see who it is. A figure in a state of rigor mortis with a skeleton like figure dressed in strange attire with jearly upon its wrist. Soon it spoke out in a booming voice >???:"REACH YOU'RE HAND SMALL ONE FOR I SHALL GIVE YOU THE POWER YOU NEED TO BREAK THOSE THAT BINDS YOU! TO TAKE UPON YOUR REVENAGE OF NOT ONLY A BETRAYL OF LOVE BUT ABANDONMENT FROM THE WORLD FOR NONE HEAR YOUR WOES! COME FORTH AND REACH FOR MY HAND! AND SOON BE REBORN AGAIN AS YOU SAY YOUR NEW NAME AS YOU REAWAKEN ANEW!" >Annie had no other choice but take its hand and when she did nothing but a blinding like overwash over causing her to passout. And soom wakened bqck to see the chains have stopped rustling...finally she's free >Soon she stands up and she slowly approaches the door that kept her caged her an unknown amount of time. Kicking down as she screams ontop of her lungs, recalling what it has said MY NAME IS AHPUCH! THE SACRILEGIOUS STAR! AND I'LL MAKE SURE I'LL NEVER IM THE DARK AGAIN NO MORE!
Anon, have you tried adding nostrils to your nose to give it a functional feature? I like it as is and wouldn't touch it, but some anons would like functionality.
>>110585 >>110586 Your account has been charged 9.99 million dollars for [Anonymous Greentext Generator (weird offputting fetish edition)] Thank you for your purchase and may God have mercy on your soul.
And plus, she's no Mary Sue, she's strong and she has character, but she also has a well developed personality and she's not omnipotent, she's quite beatable.
>>110600 Sorry man, MG is actually against slavery (and he knows the Jane stink would scare all of his other customers away) Also, somehow he can smell her despite not having a nose, and that really scares him
>>110603 eldritch god or not it has to either look like a super attractive perfect drone or hypersexualized specifically to cater to the creator's weirdass fetish.
>>110600 >you have room for as many companions as you want at camp, but if you really want to rub salt in the wound you can "abandon" them to their fates >for jane, you have to take her somewhere far away from camp, point vaguely into the blizzard in the distance and say "hey, is that b?" before running real fast in the opposite direction as she runs to check
>>110605 JC will buy her, but only if MG isn't in your party If he is, the two will have a tearful reunion because they're... father and son? Mentor and mentee? Greedy and guy with money? Idk, that scene always confused me.
>>110589 (Me) Biggest issues sofar: Toddler was recontained. >Scale of the pilot area/pilot itself needs to be properly sorted out, for reference the head of the mech is meant to be the same sized head as regular sentinel drones. >Have enough room in the body to both contain the Mechs head and pilot (might abandon the body changing proportions idea and just try to see if the pilot can fit in the regularly shaped body, if not... fuck.
>>110606 >chest upgrade >Making a deal with the Solver of any variety nets Anon a pair of A cups >Continued deals with the Solver can eventually give him bigger and bigger boobs until he's got double D's or larger >This is a purely cosmetic change and serves no tactical purpose except to indicate your depravity to the world
>>110611 Somewhat intentional, ill probably look better once i figure out the proportions for the rest of the body. If it makes you feel any better, just imagine it as a Sentinel Dreadnaught
>>110623 She is Prussian not Teutonic. but that is Drone!Y. Human!Y has German Heritage but she is ultimately a US citizen. Despite the fact that her parent's german accent will never release he despite her efforts. She is doomed to be called a kraut in both her workplace and college
>>110630 >kraut If she doesn't watch Hogan's Heroes then I'm legally obligated to strip her of her honorary title of "kraut" - only us of Germanic descent who partake in the show are allowed that badge.
>>110635 I dont have any references for her voice. all i know is that its somewhat low but still feminine. Ariane takes what she wants This isn't a close representation but Quills's voice as Elster would somewhat like it. Add a bit of internal anger to her voice and a german accent and maybe
If you, hypothetically, told your wagie drone gf that the barcode on her ass was hot, and she started crying, what would you do? Asking for a friend, ofc
>>110647 Dude, you don't even fuck Uzi. You just awkwardly flirt with her making everyone especially, Beretta, Negev, Mac , Akita, Colt, and whats her face in the dino-pajamas, bueno hard
>>110650 Hey, baby, is it just me or are you the perfect height to suck my dick? >"Fuck off, skinnigger!" >You look over at Uzi's gaggle of spawn, who hold up rating cards >Solid twos across the board, except for Mac's which is a crudely drawn picture of him tearing open your arteries
>>110652 I'm really running out ideas here man, I need help! I know she likes dancing and when I held up a copy of "How to Dance the Salsa for Literal Retards" she started crying even harder!! Fuck!!
>>110657 Listen to me very carefully Anon. First, you need to ban the following words from your vocabulary: >Salsa >Hot >Mild >Spicy >Chopped romaine lettuce
Got that? Good. Now order sushi and tell her you want to eat it off her ass.
It's been forever since last time I did this. Give me your requests. I don't know when I'll draw them, but hopefully I'll be able to de-rust myself sooner or later.
>>110663 I need a drawing of if possible, Akita, Colt, Negev, Mac, and Beretta wageslaving at Solver Borger It's a fast-food restaurant, although I personally wouldn't mind if you cut down on characters to make it easier
>>110673 and yes, it will include Martha (hopefully it will look better on my second attempt idk i cant draw women or attractive people, i'm used to drawing ugly men)
>buy drone waitress from old Chinese restaurant >she's basically a walking stereotype >buns, china dress, slanted eyes >her accent is more authentic than you'd expect but it's still iffy >her programming still forces her to greet you with "werrcome tsu Queen China" and speak in broken English >despite the fact that she's an American made drone– a smart one at that >she is acutely aware of all of this and feels humiliated >one time when you were cuddling she suddenly went stiff, exclaimed "hunni cheekin, vely tessty" and then started crying because she ruined the moment
>>110681 I'm being dead serious, all the years I've spent practicing, I've been more-or-less drawing nothing but ugly, bald, old, utterly soulless dudes, I'm surprised I've made so many drawings for these threads, because all the stuff I've been requested to draw is WAY out of my comfort zone. Well, except that one Mitchell drawing.
>>110663 Doll (ghost, looks like her corpse but with her good eye lit back up) and Uzi (hologram being projected by one of those Solver camera eyes) finding solace in each other's company.
>>110683 There's actually a workaround for this issue, if you're interested. You just have to replace the language data files with a newer "exotic language" to overwrite the old one using some of those old JCJ Corporate Helper addition upgrades. It doesn't damage anything, but it will give her the associated accent. American English doesn't work, but the following foreign ones qualify as exotic and should: Spanish, Mexican, Puerto Rico (American Mexican), British, Canadian, Japanese, Japanese, and Esperanto. Good luck!
>>110683 >her programming still forces her to greet you with "werrcome tsu Queen China" and speak in broken English >despite the fact that she's an American made drone Reminds me of a fluffy pony comic where a japanese american cook is forced to speak like a stereotype while he thinks to himself that this is retarded because he was born in America and his name is Chuck.
>get hit on by a drone working a burger king >she grabbed my rear and said she'd gladly have me her way >i instantly came and had to run away is there any way to go back and ask her out or am i screwed?
>>110616 (me) I think this fits the scale a little better, might be a little crampt for the pilot still tho. Also added the interior arms, dont ask what they are for.
>>110695 i am not freddy fazbear or trapped in a vr hellscape, contrary to popular belief the only burden i currently bear is the idea of fumbling a baddie
Murder drones proves one thing, you don't need tits, you don't need ass, you don't even need a fully human face. All you need is a midriff and a mouth.
>Be Anon. >Woke up in the middle of the night after hearing something going through the trash can in your kitchen. >Go downstairs to check to see what was causing the commotion. >Eww, fuck. Its an oogi. And it looks like she just dug out one of the expired strawberry hard candy you had since Halloween. >The Oogi notices you and panicked, Waddling away as she left the candy behind on the floor. >As you watched the thing waddle away, you noticed something that was sticking out underneath her jacket. >it was her ass, and god it looked big for an oogi. In fact, you never knew that they even have asses to begin with. >You oogled at the Oogi’s posterior before falling face first into the ground. Her ass sticking up in the air > >Realize what you have been doing. >Fuck, hopefully this doesn’t say anything about you.
>>110700 surprisingly not, ive always liked mech/mech sized machines having extra limbs for interacting with things that are human in scale. This is my interpretation of that, the arms are long enough to reach out an interacts with things like buttons, keypads,The pilot, etc.
>>110698 i think this one was made in the good old us of a, she was wearing some accessories from hot topic or something, like a little dangle of that dog from invader zim >>110702 are you sure? i heard worker drones tended to be pretty submissive
>>110708 Anon, listen carefully: she will peg you. PEG. YOU. If you proceed, that will be the biggest consequence. Weigh the value of a cute wagie drone gf against the costs of possibly going 50/50 between pounding her and getting pounded. You have been warned.
tall. Tell me what you think of the legs, i don't have any restrictions other then im thinking about having this thing "kneel" on its knees while it Sleep|rests|allows access to the canopy during noncombat.
I had a discussion earlier today that was basically about whether respect is earned or given and then it moved towards whether people are owed stuff or not. It reminded me of how the drawfags have said that they don't owe others anything. And technically yeah. They haven't entered some sort of agreement. They haven't received money or given their word or gotten something. But then I thought hold on. The drawfags over at Twitter or Deviantart or whatever have to form their own audience. They draw stuff that people like (and maybe even they themselves) such as trends or interesting original ideas and their audience forms around them. The place here on the other hand comes with an audience. The local drawfags get an instant audience. But it didn't form around them like it normally would. And they serve it what they want, not what it wants most of the time. Some people may like a thing, some people may not. Then the roles are reversed for another thing. And that causes a lot of the friction and constant fighting.
>>110740 I think so! One has to imagine cuddling Alice, once close enough maybe after normal kiss already, move in a bit below her head, hold her lower back meanwhile. Since she'd be into it in that situation, she would move her head back enough, maybe to one side slightly, then you need to kiss the spot where the collarbones meet, the little ridge, V shape, kiss it good, then further up, you see the opening in the greater chestshell for her neck? That's so big so her neck can move, you can kiss again between the collarbones but higher up, nudging her head back you know, breathe against the thin neck and down the opening into her chest. Made pic, red is kiss #1, orange kiss #2. Imagine the reaction, think she'd warm up? I headcanon their molding has higher sensory density, once at that neckpart tho..😍 >kids her at the right spot >kids spot I headcanon Alice's onmodel, flat Cylindee-underside crotch has more sensitivity than other drones and I can prove it. Know the tail? That's connected to the spine (which we see on Uzi/(Doll?)), but Alice most likely didn't disassemble her pelvis completely to attach that, the lower spine end would have to be worked on to connect and surely a few lose, very sensitive wires going straight to the core (due to the three thick wires seen on cores, iirc they went into Uzi's spine but not 100% sure) would end up just stowed inside. Not due to carelessness, rather limitations of her reaching or seeing that area. Which place could these go? Not to the back-there's the backside, not to the sides, there are the legs, above are other things, so only forward, meaning these are touching the inside of her bottomplate directly, probably bare metal contacts. One now has to imagine taking care of that, it would likely do a lot for her On model WDs are more than attractive enough as they are
>>110772 V's occasionally slip into ptsd episodes if you don't keep them stimulated enough, just ignore it and she'll come to terms with it eventually.
>>110753 >>110758 That was a different Anon, I accidentally traumatized my wagie drone gf from Chipotle. I do feel for the guy though; dronussy is worth dying for. Or getting your rear loosened for, I guess.
>AU where Liam never gets the mental image of a human turning out to be a robot in a skinsuit >Tessa is never made >the exposition dump Uzi gives her class is mostly accurate... minus one thing she couldn't have possibly known: >centuries ago, a few decades before the worker drone was invented, a few big shots at JCJensen, desperate for a killer app to elevate them from a cleaning supplies company to one of the dominant economic powers in the Federation, made a deal with something cold and hungry, with long, dim eyes >it would show them the means-technological, reproducible, science rather than art-to cheaply, very cheaply, produce micro-singularities on an industrial scale >practically infinite energy >and in exchange, under just the right circumstances, it could occasionally stick its finger in the pie >for generations, JCJensen board members have dreaded getting calls, dreaded holding video conferences >there's never any way to tell when they're going to get calls from the company's long time "majority shareholder", never any way to predict what it's going to ask of them this time Zorg Gets A Phone Call (Scene from The Fifth Element)
AU where Uzi is just the smelly femcel of the class and has vague aspirations to maybe date Thad at some point. Meanwhile the DD's die off when they try to fuck with Alice, who genetically engineers deer to release onto the surface.
AU where everything is the same but [weirdly specific fetish] is a core part of the story and plays a significant role in how major plot points play out. the solver is ultimately defeated when Uzi [graphic, overly detailed description of a heinous fetish scenario]
>>110802 >>110801 >"Ha! Where's your precious little emo princess to save you now?!" >Rush up to J with the courage of a thousand men. >Grab both of her claw-hand-finger-thingies. >Look her dead in the optics (The dutiful disassembler is both taken aback and recoiling in disgust.) >"But miss...you *are* my princess." >She looks at you deadpan before shutting off out of second hand embarrassment for (you). >(You missed the second off switch on her right hand by a centimeter)
>>110805 >When she comes to, you're both standing at the altar at your wedding >Thad is officiating (he became a priest in Las Vegas a few years ago) >Khan is the flower girl >Uzi is dangling tied up upside down from a chandelier >Instead of a ring, you offer J a JCJ branded pen >You're so pathetic she goes ahead with the wedding and marries you >You're so pathetic she goes on a honeymoon with you >You're so pathetic she has five children with you >You're so pathetic she spends the next fifty-something years with you >You're so pathetic she weeps as you grow old and feeble >You're so pathetic she stands with your children and grandchildren and great grandchildren at your funeral >You're so pathetic she makes a deal with the Solver to bring you back, kicking off the actual plot way way later than intended >Uzi is still tied up to the chandelier
>>110815 This is why the only disassembler new buyers should get are V's. Sure they might tear up your couch every so often but if you dehand them they're perfectly fine.
>>110807 You need to lick her clit. Doing so creates a rapidly rotating magnetic field that allows them to recharge. Two trustworthy drones told me this information as they shook me upside-down for lunch money.
>>110815 >It's gotten so bad that the phenomenon is an entire genre of Hallmark movie >With classics like "Drone for the Holidays," "No Place Like Drone," "A Merry Dronemas," and so many more, DDs feel more emboldened to seduce their masters >And so the cycle continues
>>110827 >J pushes the album into your hands, excited >"Go on, go on! Play it, play iiiittt!" >You read the title "Baby, It's Cold Outside So Don't Try to Undo My Leg lock As We Snuggle Post-coitus Next to This Raging Fire and Have Children and Never Think About Human Women Again"... really rolls off the tongue, huh? >You turn back to J, who's now completely undressed J? >"Why haven't you started playing it yet? Hurry up."
>>110724 >>110732 so i went home with her and things got crazy and i said she had a cute barcode and long story short i now have a matching barcode tattooed (by her) on my own ass
>>110842 Set up a bunch of Union soldier figurines surrounding the outside of her tent Or, better yet, carefully deposit her on my scale diorama of a civil war battle and let her think she's fighting for the old south
Do you honestly think that Glitch would greenlight your show ideas? I'm honestly afraid that they'll probably be hesitant to greenlight anything that doesn't have any comedy or appeals to Glitch's "12-20" target demographic.
>>110856 Maybe, mainly because I'd find a way to crank out episodes on a shoestring budget. Cut every corner possible as comedically as possible. Make the flaws part of the charm.
I may or may not have accidentally keyed a police drone's car and pantsed him when he got out to yell at me, but I've got a surefire way to avoid getting caught: I'm fleeing to the one place on Earth drones can't go to Greenland
Rereading the M greens (just to figure out... stuff) and noticed Serial Designations Xi and Zeta don't have any art What do they look like and so help me god there better not be a multitude of zippers
>>110869 Maybe, that might be even a bit much - I'm talking top tier slop, not kino I would absolutely abuse the bejeezus out of mocap, though, so that might save some cash
>>110877 I mean, I'm not liking the recent additions to the clause where it says that I can't kill a Drone with a fork if it displeases me. I feel like they've taken away a 2nd amendment right
>>110824 (me) Few more notes about this mech idea sofar:
>Tail im still not sure about what i wanna do with it yet, but honestly "barrel sized nanite stinger to accidentally swing and smack things with" sounds hilarious so i think ill keep it as that.
>interior still needs alot or work but i 'Think' its big enough to fit someone comfortably.
>With the arms inside, its 'technically possible' for the drone to pilot ... itself, its actually not as weird as it sounds, considering how the controls move the drone is basically how your body autopilot yourself while your distracted with another task while still moving, so its just you telling yourself to tell yourself to move. Tldr:Input lag.
>mixed about doing M|F leg variation with this idea, if i did do a male leg it would kinda just your standard mechfoot.
>armament im still trying to figure out, but sofar im intending 2 Medium slots on the arms (deploy-able like normal DD/SD's), and eather 2 medium or one large shoulder|Back mount, (always there but tucked away when not armed).
>As for melee... well i could throw just about anything on here, even bare handed this thing should be able to rip apart structures and enemy's with ease, just pick what seems most efficient i guess.
>Pilots act as both commanders and partners for the Mech, giving orders but also working together to achieve objectives. Pilots also triples as the Mechs caretaker for both physical and mental issues, as something as learge as them the mental issues tend to become farly visable fairly quickly, so having someone keeping tabs on it constantly helps keep any issues mild.
>i might mess with the idea of a Non-combat body for the mechs they can deploy occasionally (think a regular SD body but unarmed and far more skeletal), that they can use during longer periods off duty so they aren't running around everywhere as a 5 ton machine.
>I intend to add lots of sensor equipment to the body at some point, as well and more armor details to make it look a tiny bit more as a mech rather then just a large Drone (mostly as cosmetic changes, if you just want large drone you can leave it as is), scene this thing also qualifies more as a vehicle then an individual, things like camo, camo netting, and other things like that are on the table.
>>110884 >Tail im still not sure about what i wanna do with it yet, but honestly "barrel sized nanite stinger to accidentally swing and smack things with" sounds hilarious so i think ill keep it as that. Funny, small green ahoy
>Be me, exhausted technician >Running maintenance on the sentinels and the suits to make sure their systems are in sync >Sentinel's crush walks by and greets the drone in the big fuckoff suit >Tail twitches, get ready to yell at the sentinel >Gigantic tail smacks me in the abdomen and sends me across the entire repair bay >Wake up half a week later with many broken bones and a slight internal bleed
>>110875 >>110874 As an addendum, details should be included in the bio docs I drew up at roughly the same. Technically speaking, there are no separate design description docs.
>>110903 Most likely, but if we didn't see the serious reunion with Khan we weren't seeing her reaction to what V did. Pic related, speaking of said reaction.
>>110927 I'm assuming they're from one of the AU's, but assuming they were going by the original lore... Due to the fact that their body is so far removed from K's original body, the second you woke them up they would likely immediately kill everyone around them and then themselves.
If your girl became a god-worm who has to pretend she's still normal and is finding it all to be way, way more than she bargained for, how would you console her over her lost humanity and get her feeling loved?
>>110892 >You have a giant drone >It gets possessed by the Solver >It’s really big and can do any real harm so now you're running out of doomed town Hoping to escape, anon?
>>110894 >"Honey, step back, you know it's best for all of us." >With unshaking hands, Mitchell reloads the shotgun, ready to do what needs to be done.
>>110947 >The house drone knocks gently on her master's bedroom door. >No answer. >She checks the clock, three hours past his normal alarm. She can still hear it going off inside. >Quietly, she moves inside, seeing her master... completely still. >She moves to shut off the phone. >He must be tired. >She'll let him sleep... >Three days later, he's still asleep. >She moves in to shut the alarm off again. >Before she moves off though, she senses that her master is... starting to smell. >Well, it's been a few days since his last shower. >She slowly moves up towards her master, nudging him slightly. >He doesn't respond. >She doesn't mind the smell... he can handle it when he wakes up. >He must be super tired... >A month later, the smell's gotten worse. >Her master still hasn't woken up. >She starts to consider if he might be sick. >Before she can think more on the subject, the power cuts out. >Maybe he's been asleep so long... he forgot to pay the bills? >Two days later, the drone is having a hard time charging. >Oh, right, the power's still out... >She checks her battery. >3% >She considers what she can do... >Maybe she should enter sleep mode..? >But then her master might get worried. >She writes a note, placing it next to her master, on his nightstand. >He doesn't respond, so she build up her courage once again. >"If it's okay... could I sleep in the bed tonight?" >He doesn't answer... but it's not a no..? >She crawls into bed, 1% battery remaining. >And enters sleep mode.
[spoiler]>"Oh holy fuck that was one hell of a nap." Her master says, stretching as his back pops several times. >He looks over to see his house drone in the bed beside him. >And the lights out. >"Ah fuck... I thought I had that on autopay..."[/spoiler]
>>110962 >russian roulette is a very popular game among murder drone youth >it is- literally- a game to them, to have their head blown off, due to their ability to regenerate >they have no idea what they are implying as they laugh and tease you for not pulling the trigger of the loaded revolver they hand you
>>110963 >A group of DD teens goad you into playing. >"Sure!" >As the first one loses the coin toss, he spins the barrel and puts the revolver to his head. >"Wait wait wait," you interrupt. "You guys are playing all wrong." >The DD looks at you quizzically. >"It's like this," you say as you lower the gun towards the drone's core. "When you lose, you're not supposed to get up again." >After the first round, the drones didn't want to play anymore.
>>110943 Negev has a few different laughs that reflect different moods. A short "Heh!" when she's laughing at something funny, a nervous laugh for when she's nervous, a hysterical cackle when she's feeling triumphant, and when she's up to mischief and skulduggery? A cute girl version of Renfield laugh 1931 and 1995
>>110963 >murder drone youth So, MDs in general? Because I get a kind of Lost Boys "cool teenage vampires" vibe from the trio in the show, especially after Doll and Uzi's latent strigoaică natures awaken.
Has anyone else had any luck using their drone to mine bitcoin? I was told this model's a good miner but it's pretty slow and catches on fire way more than I expected.
>>110976 >Doll, sans her normal body, sat beside the spawn of Uzi. >She leaked oil on the bench, but the girl didn't seem to care. >"Are you... real?" Negev asked. >Doll's form nodded. >"Are you one of... mom's?" >She shook her head. >"Then why are you hear. >"Потому что я знаю, о чем ты думаешь." "'Cause, I know what you're thinking." >"What?" >"От тебя разит праведным правосудием и глупыми мыслями." "You reek of righteous justice and stupid thoughts." >Negev stayed silent. >"...You are on her side." >"Если вам нравится." "If you like." Doll smiled. "Я просто хотел дать тебе несколько советов." "I just wanted to give you some advice." >"Advice? From a ghost?" >"Мы больше всего учимся на своих неудачах, и нет большего неудачника, чем я." "We learn the most from our failures, and there is no bigger failure than I." >Negev paused at that, not sure how to respond. >"У вас есть друзья. У вас есть люди, которые хотят вам помочь. Игнорировать их — хороший способ оказаться таким же, как… ну, я.""You have friends. You have people who want to help you. Ignoring them is a good way to end up like... well, me." >"They're on her side!" >"И ваш. Пища для размышлений. Или игнорируйте меня, мне плевать, что будет с потомками этой женщины." "And yours. Food for thought. Or ignore me, I don't care what happens to that woman's offspring." >With that, Doll patted the younger girl's head, leaving a trail of sticky oil behind before her body broke down into a puddle of black, inky goo. >Doll wasn't quite sure why she'd bothered. >But it was important to learn from your mistakes. >And failing that, ensure others learned from them.
>>110787 I think he's just an armchair psychologist trying to figure out anonymous imageboard culture. He hasn't been part of one long enough to understand. I'd call it Reddit behavior.
>>110980 I love the good old space trucker aesthetic. The original Alien will always be close in my mind when I imagine people living and working in space.
Marcy's™ Mega-Mall Security Log of Officer: C. ANON Date: ██/04/3002
INCIDENT REPORT
[09:54] Arrived at Post [10:11] Angry Customer at Paul's Palsma Store Store manager requested for Security after a customer (Male) became belligerent towards the opening cashier (Male). The altercation started after the opening cashier had declined an attempted return of a used Plasma-Scorcher. Despite numerous verbal threats from the irate customer Security was able to successfully able to escort them off the premises without further incident. [12:07] Disturbance at Seven-Eleven Store clerk reported a physical altercation occurring between the senior Marcy's maintenance technician (Female) and the store manager (Female), in which the former physically assaulted the latter. The altercation was over by the time Security arrived, with the technician gone and the manager left with a broken nose. Witness reports that the altercation started as an argument between both parties over yesterday's attempted shoplifting that left one Domestic Drone damaged. The senior technician was reportedly furious over the use of 3rd party anti-theft harnesses, claiming that it had rendered the Domestic Drone an "unsalvageable husk" and that her team found the measure enacted to be "unacceptable". The Seven-Eleven manager reportedly responded with a crude remark, resulting in her being struck in the face. CCTV footage corroborates with witness statements. NOTE: Incident forwarded to the HR of Maintenance. I don't CARE how good she is at her job, that robofucker Kelsie went too far this time! [13:14] Stray Cat in Receiving Maintenance reported the presence of a then-unidentified animal rummaging within Maintenance Terminus E-3 at Receiving. Security responded, and after a brief investigation discovered the culprit to be a stray cat. Attempts were made to apprehend the cat but unfortunately it managed to escape into the lower ventilation system via an unsecured access hatch. Animal is currently presumed still in the structure. NOTE: Crawling through vents is not in my job description. Call animal control for this stuff, not me [14:04] Public Disturbance at West Parking Witnesses reported a vagrant (Female) disturbing the peace outside the main West Parking entrance. Upon arrival to the scene, Security found the individual in question littering crude pamphlets and ranting towards every passersby about "the inevitable end of the world". After failing to heed the repeated warnings to vacate, the vagrant was forcibly removed off the premises; No police report is currently deemed necessary. NOTE: Fucking doomsday kooks always come out the woodwork this time of year [16:30] Out to Lunch [17:15] Back from Lunch [17:21] Lost Child at Central Plaza Security received reports of an unaccompanied minor (Female) wandering the Central Plaza. Upon arrival the child revealed to Security that she'd been separated from her older sisters (2 Female) while in the Cliffside clothing store. A lost child notice was put out over the intercom, with the girl's siblings picking her up from the Security Post at approximately 17:45. A notification of this incident was later forwarded to the children's parents. [19:11] Shoplifter at Karl's Cardshop Staff reported that an individual (Male) was suspected of using his Personal Drone to shoplift. After being swiftly verified by the review of CCTV footage, Security was given authorization to engage the suspect. When apprehended the suspect at first claimed ignorance before attempting to explain that his Personal Drone had simply been suffering from a "common" glitch-induced case of kleptomania. An argument involving AI legal statutes ensued, ultimately ending with the Personal Drone being impounded at Maintenance in order to safely retrieve any/all product ingested. NOTE: This will definitely keep those maintenance chucklefucks busy [20:38] Detained Drunkard at LV Movieplex Staff requested immediate Security assistance after a drunk audience member (Male) started causing a disturbance midway through the screening of 'Star Wars Beyond! 2: Episode XXI'. Witnesses report that the drunken man had grown progressively irate during the showing to the point of throwing bottles and popcorn towards the primary projector. Although he wasn't able to damage any theater equipment, a couple did suffer minor injuries caused by a bottle breaking against the ceiling. Suspect was subsequently deemed hazardous enough to warrant forceful detainment at the Security Post before being handed off to local police for processing. [21:05] Closing Perimeter Sweep Graffiti at East Parking STILL remains uncleaned, complaint forwarded to Janitorial. Receiving Loading-Bay Door 12 found slightly ajar; Situation rectified & a complaint has been forwarded to Receiving crew. Human bodily waste discovered in West Parking; review of CCTV footage reveals it to be the work of the vagrant (Female) that Security dealt with earlier. [22:00] Left Post
>>111021 Look do you want a dump that nobody works in filled with pointy objects that can kill you with a cut, when there are literally no doctors on the planet? No? Do you want lockjaw? No? Then shove them in a drone.
>>110976 I'd write more but every time I do I have to get out the English to Russian dictionary and go through it word by word, so.... that's a lot of work
>>111027 Go to this link, type in English the sentence you want to say, then click above the text box on the right and select Russian and it will translate your sentence automatically.
Oh shit the board is snowing. Makes me feel pretty festive. >>111042 Ep 8 fight scene when Uzi swung the pickaxe into Cyn's chest. It's a hologram but an effective one, unlike the blurry low res one used on Tim in episode 2.
>tfw no attendant stable of terrified sad hopeless female serial designation Vs that are shorter than average and have absolutely larger pillowier and jigglier than average asses I want to put out a cigar on one's ass cheek and listen to her high pitched voice hitch a painful despaired whining moan, only for me to twist it and elicit more delicious pain from her lips.
>ywn blast "Moving Right Along" while going on a roadtrip with N, J, V, Uzi, Cyn, and Tessa >ywn all sing along to the song while seeing cool junk on the trip Why even bother, bros
>>111057 >When you're driving to LA with the gang from Florida... >...and you just got to Rhode Island >Maybe you shouldn't have let V navigate >Or turn the map into confetti
>>111063 >"Well, maybe if SOMEONE hadn't been so FOCUSED on playing Movin' Right Along for seven hours in a row and singing along to it the ENTIRE time, we wouldn't be lost!" >J glares at you meaningfully >You have no idea what message she could be trying to send >It could be directed at anyone >Heck, it could mean literally anything
>>111072 up to you man, but you're going to void her warranty and i'm 90% certain that they can communicate with other smart devices and tell them to fuck up your stuff
>>111070 >Crikey! Fuck a doodle doo! Why is the female Zombie Serial Designation N not abusing and femdomming the male Zombie Serial Designation J?! >Why are you encouraging him to hit you and call you a useless whore?! >THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED!
>>111079 Do you really think that they just have a bunch of those on the shelves? I've been on the wait-list for four months now, they're the most popular variety. You can only buy them on the secondary market, and the markup is Insanity
>>111069 I managed to snatch one Fem!N, paid a tidy sum and, well, what can I say, it was my best purchase ever.
Anon, I can say with absolute certainty: fuck human women. Holy shit, anon, this is fantastic! She cleans, she does laundry, she irons, she cooks guarded meals, she doesn't hysterical, she doesn't whine, she doesn't demand anything, she even fucking repairs my stuff! I've already forgotten the last time I bought clothes! Her golden drone hands do goddamn magic! And her cooking, for Christ's sake! She was able to replicate my mom and grandmother's recipes exactly. Every single one! She is able to cook anything as delicious as possible!
I'm already planning on moving to Texas to marry her, because the fucking conservatives in California forbid it, and I don't give a shit if my whole family disowns me, fuck them!
>>111087 >marry her >Popping the question to a FemN is a little risky >Not because she'll react poorly, but because she'll react too well >If it doesn't immediately error out, her blush will shine bright enough to burn into her screen and potentially blind you if you don't avert your eyes >She'll gasp and squeal with joy so loudly every window pane will rattle in its frame >She'll envelop you in a full-body hug that threatens to crush your bones as she squeezes you to her as close as physically possible, trying to remove any distance between you >She'll begin to pepper you with kisses so intensely that you won't have a chance to breath >She'll say 'yes' so many times that you forget it's even a real word >She'll behave normally for the rest of the day but then, that night, she'll show up in your door wearing lingerie and ready for action and absolutely ruin your sleep schedule >When you wake up she'll have already gotten the entire wedding planned, your house sale closed, a new, nicer house purchased for far less than asking price, and the event set to happen next week so you can bridal carry her into your new home Proceed at your own risk
>>110927 >>110930 >>110939 Thats honestly not quite something i have figured out yet. Theyre going to have issues but unsure what. Feel free to suggest any ideas for this lad/lass. As for continuity, im planning to stick them in the same setting as the field sentinels | reclaimer drones & avre greens, so i can give them a bit more calm time without them becoming basically chaos dreadnaughts immediately.
Hello Friends, even when probably I'm not the post 111111, I will still say I love you, and I love all the good this place has given me, thank you. Boom, love for you.
>>110341 >You dive down to avoid them flying into you. You stop mid-air and turn around. >You see the three of them hovering with the moon towards their back. They’re all staring at you with their signature X’es. >They dive towards you and you switch your Rocket launchers to 50 cal. Machine guns. You fire towards them and the bullets manage to connect with one of them, the anti-material rounds shredding it in pieces, while other two evade the shots. >One of them swoops from above which you avoid by strafing to your right. You propel yourself forward to fly away from them disassemblers. >The two of them are hot on your tail. One of them fires towards you with their lower caliber machine gun which you avoid with the Immelmann turn. You dive upwards and into a very tight half-circle thanks to your more advanced repulsors. >The disassemblers overshoot their advance and fly past you and you turn the Immelmann turn into a full loop with you right behind the disassemblers. >”Aquila, where’s that fire support?” Lepus’s voice suddenly comes on the Mind-Comm. >”Got caught with some disassemblers. I’ll be there in a minute!” You reply back. >You aim towards them again and fire, another disassembler down. The last surviving one dives up with a sonic boom them immediately towards you with their swords drawn. >The sudden drop from above doesn’t give you enough time to avoid them so you draw out your claws and brace for them. >The swords slam into your claws as you block them. They stare at you with a vicious, disgusting smile. >You push them away and they fly back. They stop as the two of you stare down at each other. 2/?
>>111105 What about feelings of hyper-care? They're huge, I mean they can instinctively think of themselves as stronger than everyone else, plus they can hug the pilot with their other pair of arms, cradling him, which is a gesture of love and care. Huge machines of incredible power with a sense of hyper-care towards their pilots, which can lead to some awkward and sometimes very sad moments.
>>111192 What do you think would happen if J died now that Cyn is disconnected from her? Would the Solverpede not spawn or would J go full Solver host?
>Starting to recover from being bedbound for the past 2 weeks >Can finally breathe again >Throat no longer hurts >"Finally I can write greentexts agai-" >Sickeness immediately comes back FUCK
>>111201 >Program THE SOLVER IS NOT A FUCKING PROGRAM! I HATE PEOPLE OUTSIDE THESE THREADS THEY MAKE ME SO ANGRY, MAN! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD, MAN!
>>110549 >>110794 >>110557 AU where after being revived by the eldritch magic JCJenson uses to make the drones, Tessa becomes the AbsoluteSolver and is the one puppeteering Cyn
>>111218 >FemNs from Canada are problematic because they try to breastfeed you maple syrup >Imagine: your loving FemN wife making you some delicious fresh chocolate chip pancakes, then pulling out a breast and letting you pinch her nipple to dispense maple syrup while she moans your name >How could anyone live with such a horrible reality?
>>111221 >Cyn secretly unties her tubes because she knows L will jump the first Anon who doesn't run away >She is shocked when L doesn't become a deadbeat single mom and instead settles down with Anon
>>111222 >FemN arrives from Canada >"Greetings saar! Show cock and credit card!" >You close the door and call the store to return her >"Saar! Do not! DO NOT REDEEEEM! DO NOT REDEEEEEM!"
>>111265 Just motherfucker pretending to be Smileanon made a new thread with Thalia in the OP, got called out, deleted and made a new thread with Dr Ones in the OP, then deleted and remade it because he fucked up something in the OP.