I know its a fear of some that a thread like this would be containment of sorts, but really I just made to have a place where Oogi stuff can be found more easily and developed without some sperg going on about it. Feel free to still discuss oogi in main if you want but a central hub isnt a bad idea either
>>10611 I will say this again. It's good to clarify, and I still think it's a bad idea, but since I can't stop you I will thank you for clarifying this, that I think sadly will be used in the future
>>10615 Same response as last time but its a geniunely decent idea to have a central hub for lore to point to for newfags, and an area to freely discuss Oogi without spergs going wild. No one is stopping you from posting in main if you want. Outside of cancerous retards going "Le Go Beck to ur Containment thread" which you can just ignore idk how this could be that bad. If it does go wrong simply dont make any more or refuse to use them. Personally my hope is that people will post previous greens and lore for people to point to for misunderstandings and other Oogi whimsy
>>10621 >No one is stopping you from posting in main Nah, I don't post oogi, I don't like it, the spam of the past ruined it for me, but I'm not going to act like a schizophrenic lol, if people enjoy it then they can post it and be happy, even if in the main thread it's too much I normally hide it and let people have their fun, I don't get why some people don't do that too, let people enjoy what they like, you know?
>>10679 Bugretta that got interested in fantasy instead of Sci Fi, wears a dragon hoodie. The Oogis in turn (if they dont reject the Boogi) go hard into the fantasy to appease her. get some cardboard knight armor, get her a gold pile, etc cliche fantasy shit
>>10682 NTA but never heard of this before what would they even do? The Bugretta cant move or survive on its own, do they just roll her out of the hive or something?
>>10683 Yeah. They just kinda push it out. As for how the Bugretta survives, it just kinda cries to attract other Oogis or relies on it's disturbing ability to turn what would be a threat into a caretaker. How this happens is still a mystery >>10684 Boogi is Oogi language for Bugretta
>>10678 >>10678 >Beta Oogi (Outdoors) Looks similar to an ant hill although usually placed in a darker location as to not attract too much attention. Although the inside is more similar to that of a weird beehive combination >Beta Oogi (Indoors/Infestation) Mostly similar in structure but they have to work with the space provided so not alot of room to really work with. They attempt to fortify it with wire and paper mache, concrete if they can. >Alpha Oogi Alpha Oogi usually bully Beta Oogi out of their Hives and take it for themselves. However in the event they don't have a Hive, they simply burrow into the ground and live there. They are usually competitive with other Alpha's or atleast those that are a few inches shorter than them. >Toxic Oogi They absolutely hate civilization and prefer to live underground in a series of massive connecting tunnels and chambers, however due to recent events regarding a storm they have found themselves forced to flock into cities where they have found themselves at home in landfills and sewer systems >Predator Oogi The result of Beta Oogis consuming flesh instead of delicious grapes or berries like they prefer, their hives are similar to Beta ar first due to this. However it soon turns into something that resembles a Xenomorph hive. The outside of the hives when outdoors are changed from soft sand or dirt, to a hard rock like substance which is covered in self-made wooden spikes lathered with a deadly toxin along with self-made barbwire from old soda cans
>>10687 >Beta Oogi Silly smurfs with varying intellect >Alpha New York Rats >Toxic Oogi Stinky Uzi >Predator Oogi You ever watched Gremlins? Imagine that but mixed with Solver Uzi along with Planet of The Apes
>>10682 In some countries or a few states in America Bugretta's do have different interests. After all not ever ant is the same, therefore not all Bugretta's or Oogis are the same. There could be a alot more differences we haven't even dared to touch
Guys! I think I found a way to neutralize a pred oogi! I managed to capture one (don’t ask) and forced it to watch skibidi toilet for 10 hours. Now it’s drooling consistently and is only aggressive to toilets.
I wonder what would happen if we had a Enn only Hive. Could they run it on their own? Would they succeed enough to warrant the spawn of a Bugretta? Would they even know what to do with one or would it explode and kill them all?
>>10699 Do the little guys have it in them to steal one? >One comes by with a little hand drawn note with him and his hive around a Boogi with “pls” in glitter ink >the other Enns watch as he is dragged inside screaming
>>10700 They wouldn't survive long enough to reach the chamber the Bugretta is contained within. However they could potentially try and I do mean try and ""adopt"" one from an Oogi Carecenter. Or alternatively they could get lucky and find one that survived the destruction of a Hive
>>10702 >The Enns do a mass exodus to the nearest Oogi mart >many perish in the way, some taken by birds others Ennapped, most taken by Oogi >They do someone make it to the door of the Oogi mart and enter a dozen strong >The cashier who is dressed as an Enn so the Oogis don’t get too anxious see the little guys and is wildly confused >”Hello Friend Humie! Can Enn have Boogi please?” >”Enn know Boogi cost many nummies, here is all Enn has gathered fo trade” >They present to the bewildered cashier two dollars, a nickel, a wad of gum stuck to an Enns head, that same Enn, and a paper clip >Bugrettas go for 25 dollars USD
>>10704 >hearing this tale the latest Oogi researchers noticing a new rate event in the Oogi ecosystem decide to investigate the event to see what new Oogi knowledge they can learn >The Enns started off 50 strong and suffered heavy casualties throughout their week long journey >Their starting point was their own hive located beside a dumpster beside a chinease restaurant in the attic of a bowling alley >it would appear up to this point they have been surviving due to the kind will of the restaurant owners, only for a rival Oogi infestation to develop and kill and infect the inhabitants. The Enns last hope for independence was getting an Bugretta of their own, they knew of the Oogi mart as that’s where patient 0 Oogi of the infestation was bought from. The restaurant owners believed she would serve as a count mascot. A Oogi mart had to be nearby >The oogi mart was 2 miles away >researchers are baffled to this day
The Enn cashier, who has had pent up rage against Enns for having to deal with Oogis while dressed as one, getting to release all of it when he tells them “no Boogi for yoogi!” And watch as they waddle away sad knowing full well it spells the hives doom
>Tessa discovers some oogis around and decides not to tell her parents, keeping them as her weird little pets, unaware of the growing hive. >Eventually the hive grows big and strong but abides their time >Tessa is being yelled at by her parents per usual >Suddenly Oogis break through the walls, flooding the entire manor with their little bodies >Tessa wakes up >No abusive parents in sight >She notices she is dressed head to toe in Hot Topic, along with a strange beanie on her head >Tessa becomes an honorary Oogi >Sometime later, an exterminator is called to deal with a rather large oogi infestation in some rich people’s house >He finds a teenage girl among the oogis, dressed in similar attire >”I’m one of them now. Begone cunt!” She shouts while chucking a rock at him
>>10820 Well she's alive, has 6 billion friends and is the first human to wear the honorary oogi beanie that makes her accepted by all oogis. But her parents are still disappointed in her. So take what you will.
>>10841 Nothing. Oogi's reproduce asexually, they just kinda pop into existence although sometimes you can find tiny Oogi eggs which can be raised into domesticated Oogi. But the existence of these eggs is a paradox, no one knows where they come from, they just spawn in too
>>10840 Having a Bugretta would be a massive status symbol and source of free honey so that the Enns wouldn't willingly go into slavery to survive. It would essentially be the American Revolution but for Oogi
>>10815 Predator Oogis are surprisingly easy to capture despite their intelligence. Pretend to be a dumb human that absentmindedly left some juicy meat out, and when they are busy munching on the meat, shoot them with bear tranquilizer.
Since Oogi just spawn into existence and can't reproduce naturally. Do you think that they're leaking in from another dimension or something? It's just such a weird part of the lore, they desire Enns but they're both physically incapable of sex
>>10955 >The Bugretta not understanding what to do with the handgun, consumes it >It's quite horrifying how it's able to consume metal, copper, and lead then somehow vomit it back out as honey
https://x.com/cncity_rebuilt/status/1812959152496648217?s=46&t=M6INdZcodmld7LQQW8prEg What if there was an Oogi exterminator service made of Oogis and Bugrettas
>>11017 >Oogi found this stapler >thats 5 and half Enns for sure >an this paper clip! >easily a Boogi for sure >finally Oogi took this Teevee remote >hmmmm 2 and a quarter Enns
>>11023 >Raider Oogis Oogis that have realized that they can help provide for their Bugretta or get more Bugretta's by raiding other Hives all the while getting paid by Humies to do so
>>11031 The Stapler is still valuable since it's components can be broken down to create a makeshift railgun, however it's more time consuming and there is still some more parts needed.
>>11028 >Using their strangely component engineering skills, these Oogis have turned their hive into what is essentially an armored tank >They drive all across the land selling their skills to humies in exchange for keeping what they take from the other hives >They own atleast 30 Bugretta's at this point each whose needs are properly attended to and cared for by using the wealth they've gained
>>10953 Okay. I did your suggestion. The good news is that the oogi is no longer retarded, stopped trying to kill my toilets and didn’t regain its urge to murder me.
But now it’s a conspiracy theorist, it turned my room its own personal studio with hundreds of random newspapers clips. And last night, it forcibly dragged me out of bed and made me download 1000 games so it can scoured it for lore.
the oogs the oogs, we’re the oogs! We prey at night we stalk at night, we’re the oogs! I’M DA GIANT BOOG THAT MAKES ALL OF DA RULES (Let’s see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into)
>>11225 Kek, but now it brings in a question that I've been curious about. So, we all know that Oogis can understand Bugretta's mostly and that they highly value and respect it. Yet, they have Chieftains or Clan Leaders that are Oogis. So it makes me wonder, who is really in charge?
>>11272 The Oogis since they can only mostly understand the Bugretta not completely understand it. Such as the times it wiggles to say >"Hey dumbasses! Stop trying to mlem those suspiciously tall plastic Enns, they might be decoys meant to ensnare and trap you!" Only for the Oogis to respond >"Boogi wants to watch da Star Wars, put her infront of a tablet while we mlem with Enns!"
>>11276 (me) It also may be possible that due to their friendly nature and ability to listen, they make for good slaves to Oogis after all, that Enns would actually be able to fully understand Bugretta's. However due to how Oogi society operates Enns would never gain the right to be in the presence of a Bugretta, not because of maliciousness, but because Oogis simply wouldn't think of it
>>11373 Oogi no understand, why can Oogi no hav Berrie? oogi need berrie for best Boogi an hive! These berrie could feed hive for one billion oogis! But Oogi no can reach them. Please nice computer let Oogi have berries promise to be good Oogi, no more stealing please!
AH FUCK OH SHIT! HELP! I ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT A PREDATOR BUGRETTA AND WHEN MY DOMESTICATED OOGIS FED IT TO GET HONEY, THEY ENDED UP EATING VENOM INSTEAD! WHAT DO?
>>11422 Buy a bad boogi euthansia kit and think about your actions, or wait and see how the Oogis will get more Oogis and see how they solve the problem naturally. Could video it and sell to some researchers
>>11422 Considering the differing reports on what exactly Predator Bugretta's produce, venom, poison, venomous poison? Etc.... I think you got lucky. Not sure how you didn't know you bought a Predator Bugretta considering how valuable their "venom" is to the medical industry, without knowing. You could try to get into contact with a lab to sell it or just donate it. You can't really make money off of them unless you have a proper license which is a lot of RedTape to cross >>11423 NO! DO NOT DO THIS. THERE IS A MASSIVE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD BOOGI AND A PREDATOR BOOGI
>>11426 Can confirm. All my Oogis just got belly aches, they're writhing on the floor making weird yet funny sounds of pain >>11423 I guess I could just let them figure it out on their own >>11424 I'm not going to prison for buying a Predator Bugretta off of some guy in the Walmart Parking lot, right?
>>11447 Me (oogi) when the Greater Will (chuthulanon) summons the Elden Beast (her pet cat) to destroy me after I defeat Radagon of the golden order (her hamster)
>>11515 burning the Erdtree (backyard tree) with the flame of ruin (box of matches) I retrieved from the forge (next to the microwave) beyond the mountaintops of the giants (the fridge) after besting the Fire Giant (too warm hot plate) and giving the flame power using the rune of Destined Death (kerosene) stolen from crumbling farum azula (scary shed) guarded by Maliketh the Black Blade (possum) and Dragonlord Plascidusax (live electrical wire)
Well THAT'S a SIGHT for SORE EYES!! The DOOGLOVER ARMY!! WHA-!??! You are ALL going to TAKE TURNS RAILING my BOOGI?!?! RADEHNN'S FIRST?!?! And YOU are going to REPEATEDLY COOM into BUGRETTA'S tight PUSSY!?!? B-but you are TOO LARGE! You will RUIN her for EVERYONE ELSE!!! EHHH??!? And after RADEHNN STRETCHES out my beloved boogi PERMANENTLY with ANTI GRAVITY HIP ATTACKS and ZERO G SPINNING COCK LUNGES, V-GHA and J-ERREN will DOUBLE-TEAM her?!?! EHHHHH??!?! You're both gonna SPITROAST her like the DIRTY TWINK WHORE she IS?!?! J-ERREN is gonna FILL her with her RED MAGMA-like SEMEN?!?! ALL while V-GHA WHISKS her MIND AWAY with PLEASURE like A RAIN OF GRAVITATIONAL ARROWS?!?!! And NEXT is KHAN?!?! HUUUHHHH?!?! YOU joined back as the BLACKSMITH of the DOOGLOVERS JUST to FUCK my BOOGI?! WAIT PLEASE DON'T USE YOUR DOORMAN MAGIC TO BROADCAST THIS ACROSS COOPER 9!!! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DON'T!!! I BEG YOU!!! WAIT, you WON'T until HE arrives??!? And WHO could that possibly b- WAIT the ANON?!?! SAY WHHAAA-?!?! You are going to BEAT ME again and FORCE me to EEP? Making me be REBORN and SPAWN more clones like OOGICENT and her SISTERS who are PART of ME? THEN you'll ORDER RADEHNN'S KNIGHTS to hold us down and FORCE US to WATCH our beloved BOOGI get VIOLATED by the ENTIRETY of the DOOGLOVER ARMY from EVERY POSSIBLE ANGLE? And YOU'RE SAYING that seeing my SWEET BOOGI getting GAPED, will RUIN my ENTIRE WORLD-VIEW?!? My WHOLE WORLD will SHATTER like the MURDER DRONES as my MIND BREAKS from seeing such a HORRID and TRAUMATIZING thing?!?! And this will cause me to develop a DISSOCIATIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER, where I will KEEP MUMBLING TO MYSELF I'm UNDEFEATED, which will eventually DRIVE me INSANE?!?! And then, I will be FORCED into the CORE OF COPPER 9 where I will be LOCKED and TRAPPED in DEEP WITHIN, with only a SMALL window to see my BELOVED BOOGI getting FUCKED THROUGH while I become A DROOLING INVALID?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!
>>11539 Whatever it is. That man has no understanding of Bugretta let alone Oogi anatomy. He still clings desperately to human concepts yet he is faced with something truly alien and otherworldy. Human concepts and logic, do not work here.
>>11788 Despite what people write or say, Oogis are complicated creatures. Tessa was the only one being nice to them in that situation and they noticed her being abused by her parents. Oogis don't have families due to not having any parents, they are just spawned into the world, however even they understand that what is happening is wrong. They decided to take matters into their own hands or stubs, and give Tessa a family that loves her
>When a oogi is filled with nothing but angst and negative emotions it'll transform into a cocoon and evolve into a thing called an ogi. Ogi's are sorta feral like oogis that does nothing but cause mischief, annoyance and overall just being a dick. >It'll start off small at 1ft which is sorta their quote "infantry" stage meaning that if you give this ogi love,snacks and a shit ton of positive stuff it'll more back into a small batch of oogis. But if not and they're able to reach to full maturity >They'll reach their maximum height and cannot be change back to an oogi. A way to deal with an oogi is sorta treating it what you do with any feral/wild creature:scare that shit away with loud noises. In this ogi case just make a En scarecrow
>>12163 That's what I wonder for Predator Oogis, they seem to operate like a zombie virus that makes the host insanely intelligent. A Predator Ogi would be dangerous
>>12162 When it's young yes. But in the process creates more oogis due to the mass amount of flesh it has. >>12163 Theoretically it's possible but it's heavily advise not combine multiple different type of oogis since the outcomes are unpredictable and can cause massive unforseen damage
>>12165 >But in the process creates more oogis due to the mass amount of flesh it has KEK, imagine you calm the Ogi down and it goes back to a more naive braindead form then a second later a large POP sound and a handful of Oogis fall from the sky into a pile actually thats a little dark... it takes one Oogi (OogiA) to become a Ogi, but when you calm it down it becomes multiple Oogis, so which one is the original Oogi A?
>>12171 >NTA Yes actually. There have been several prominent Oogis, there was an Albino Oogi that kept getting mistaken for an Enn, there was a Cowboy Oogi that was considered the toughest of the Hive, there is also Commander Oogi Eater Of Ass
>>12176 I dont think Oogi OCs can exist since there are all from the Oogi template, just different versions of the same character. Cowboy Oogi is still just an oogi. What im saying is thats not autistic at all and I think sounds badass
>>12176 If we wanted to go into deep lore, we can set it during the Unrecorded Point of History where Bugretta's were much different looking, essentially Dark Wizards. The Pale King could easily be one of these Ancient Bugretta's
>>12178 >Bugretta's were once a powerful race of conquerors during an unrecorded point of history. >They were masters of dark magic and melee combat, capable of crushing and devouring all that opposed them >However one day they grew complacent with their legions of Oogi slaves and simply stopped fighting, opting to let others fight for them >This resulted in them overtime evolving into weaker and lesser beings, fat little sausages that existed only to be pampered >This is why most Bugretta's are fascinated with Star Wars, deep within their blood is their ancestors ambitions for power >Perhaps one day they will return to being this proud race of conquerors but that has yet to be seen
>>12178 >>12179 I like to imagine whenever this idea of Bugrettas used to be all powerful whatevers is just the "we were kangs" cope going through the mind of bugrettas when their Oogis arrive to pamper them and give them treats
>>12180 >Be Bugretta >Sleeping soundly on top your usual pile of scraps, feathers, and other assortment of comfortable items the Oogis bring you >Suddenly notice the particular sound of miniature footsteps, the Oogis are coming back from another scavenge. Probably with more food to stuff you with until you produce honey, or to hug you until they fall asleep at your side. How annoying >You start to wiggle and pout from the annoyance of it all, why? Why was it this way? From the moment you spawned into the hive youve felt like something was missing from your life >Somehow, Someway you knew Bugrettas werent meant to be pampered by a bunch of... *Ooogies* and called a "Good Boogi" (though this did make you feel good) >As the Oogis approach you calm yourself down with ideas of your Bugretta ancestors >Strong, bipedal conquers, furious, deadly, this is what you were suppose to be >The Oogis arrive into your hub now, happy and carrying new food and trinkets >You imagine cleaving heads from your V-Cat steed, putting Cyntipede on pikes >They start to feed you know, putting food in front of your mouth knowing your instincts force you to automatically eat it, rubbing your sides >You imagine the feasts at the Bugretta hive halls, eating with your own two hands instead of nubs >The aggravation your life isnt like the images in your head causes you to go red, thrashing incoherently and screaming, shaking the Oogis all around your body off >The Boogi, crying now >The Oogis sense something is wrong and try calming it down, you just want them to leave you alone. Its not suppose to be like this! Its not fair! This is such bullsh- >hey... wait. What are they doing. Oh ho ho theyre using tooth picks like little lightsabers, theyre even making sounds thats pretty funny haha >HA they even have a helmet on omgee this is just like Starwars! So fucking sweet! What were you thinking about again I think it wa- Oh shit theres more food in front of you! >Ugh the Oogis are hugging you again... whatever.
>>12226 >The enns have huddled up to your front door, awaiting your arrival like dogs >One enn is flying with all his might to look at the peephole >"Frens, lok! da beeg man has brought dog!" >They all scream in delight eager to see the lil doggo >as (you) open the door, dozens of enns get pushed back from the force of the door (thankfully you opened it gently so they should be fine) >Enns swarm your legs climbing up like kittens to pet the dog in your arms >Unaware to you or the enns however, a rouge oogi peeps at you by a window. >Intense rage and jealousy fills her very soul
>Be Anontonous E Mouseculues >The Butcher Of The Frostlands >The Dark Lord Of The Pineforest >Return from yet another successful conquest, having slain Forghor The Foreseer and claimed his orb of future sight >Sit upon my throne of skulls, within my literal ivory tower which oversees my vast Empire >Finger by finger remove the orb from the dead hands of Forghor >Ponder orb >Such as the stories foretold, the future is revealed >Can see all of my enemies movements against me days before they even act >Can see my loyal assistant Cynthetia betray me, claiming that the orb is too dangerous, trying to take the orb from me >Punish the foul future betrayer by concocting a special brew which will turn her and her descendants into nothing more than disgusting beasts that crawl on their bellies >(1/?)
>>12261 >Be Anon >Be Excavationist >Digging for what is typically dinosaur bones, which seem to be the only things actually found >*CRACK* >*CLING!* >Instead of dinosaur bones like usual accidentally come across a metal tablet >The writing looks like it was carved by a laser >Hand tablet over to Archeologist fren for further study >He's a bit weird, he keeps a mobile Bugretta hive for fun in his tent >Don't understand anything he does but apparently science claims that the tablet is over 30 Billion years old, which shouldn't be possible >The Domestic Oogis in his tank are going absolutely apeshit >We've never seen them act this way before (1/?)
>>12449 >OOGI NOT CUTE PA-PATOOTI, BIT ME! >Sophie, ignoring them, continues to pet Bugretta while lying down on her back causing the Oogis to “attack” which is very ticklish
>>12451 >Sohpie gives them nutrition food so they can stay healthy,baths to stay clean, and give them plenty of love which in turn causes more oogis to flock to her >abba hates it because there's to much of them and can't get shit done
>>12700 >mix powder into anon’s drink >he starts to feel sleepy >give him the pillow and send him to bed >he doesn’t wake up good night sweet prince, now you can be with Cyn forever…
oogs, oogs, we are the oogs. celebrating yet another birthday ooo. [Anon] it's your birthday today. cake and icecream is on it's way. and [Anon] you've been such a good boy this year. open up you gifts while we all cheer
>Fun Facts: Ancient Egyptians saw V-cats as magical creatures capable of bringing good luck to those who housed them; Bugretta's were viewed a symbol of royalty and had spiritual connotations, Bugretta honey farms were organized by the Egyptian government with a strict overview, these honey farms were mostly located in Temples and churches
>Find Enn >It is in distress because it is Enn and sucking on its hand nub to calm down >try to pick it up >It gets agitated and raises its tail stinger, sucking harder >Grab its torso, its trying to sting me how cute this Nanite Acid only tickles >its thrashing around and trying to call friends if it had any >use my thumb to comfort the scruff of hair in the back of the head right beneath the hat >The Enn coos a little and begins to calm down >Put him in my Pocket where he sleeps from exhaustion >Free Pocket Enn >Cant wait to sell him for 15 dollars to the Ennrena, ima pick up some gummy bears and a cola
>>13358 The potential confirmation of there not being a season 2 broke everyone's spirits. I noticed that the threads immediately became less active after it was posted
>>13400 It's still debatable and I've seen the other site fandoms panicking or coping hard/attacking everyone who says it's confirmation. This is the pic that caused it
>>18118 its over... the boogi honey stocks have crashed, Enngland is having a race war between two oogi clans, and Boognald did a collab with a fucking twitch streamer.
I have seen you and I am impressed. You are by far this fandoms only creations worthy of my time. You cause mass confusion, people react with joy, depression, or even pure unbridled hatred at your mere presence. This is the kind of eldritch horror I've been looking for. Join me and together we can bring about a season 2 and show the world what true horror looks like.
>>20901 >Oogis infestations have reached across the stars >They now inhabit the dirt of many planets, wiping out their native species >For every planet they Genobomb, another two reach peak infestation
I was hearing shuffling in my kitchen at night. So after some digging, I found this little fella nibbling on a box of cookies. I gave the one and something Cringe and Emo to read. Should I take it to the vet?
>work at enn daycare >every once in a while you have to clip their wings so they stay in their designated area >otherwise the enns start flying around everywhere and get into places they shouldn't be >you give each enn a treat after their wings are clipped so the procedure seems less scary to them and to encourage them to cooperate >as long as you only cut the tips of the wing blades the enns do not feel any pain and it's enough to keep them on the ground >most of the enns under your care are very well-behaved and stay still for you >but some enns are scared or don't like to be handled >like the enn you're dealing with today >but you have a technique for dealing with enns like this >first, you give the enn a berry as a small treat >while enn is distracted and enjoying his berry, you quickly wrap a small adhesive bandage around his tail stinger >you gently pick him up >enn sees the pair of scissors on the table you're bringing him to, realizes what's happening and starts freaking out >he tries to sink his stinger into you, but the soft bandage prevents him from getting you >you grab a washcloth and wrap him into a little enn burrito to keep him from squirming as much >you keep just enough of his upper body uncovered that his wing slits are visible >you press on a spot just below the wing slits to force the wings out >with the same hand you're using to hold him, you press your thumb on the base of each wing to keep them from flapping or folding up >you pick up the scissors with your other hand >the enn cries and whimpers >carefully, you snip off the tips of the outer wing blades >you don't want to cut too far up or you could hurt the enn and some oil might leak from where you cut >all done >you set the enn down >for enduring the procedure you reward the enn with a big puffy marshmallow >you also give him a sticker with a picture of a dog on it >enn calms down and happily begins to eat the marshmallow >you return the enn to the playpen with the other enns >they're all jealous of his sticker
>4 ruffians break into your Honey Farm, seeking to plunder your yellow gold! >"Oooo?" Says your Bugretta before grabbing her powdered wig and Kentucky rifle >A golf ball sized hole is blown into the first man, he's dead on the spot >Your Bugretta draws her pistol and fires, it misses entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors V-Cat >Your Bugretta has to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the Hive loaded with grape shot >"Aaa Ooo!", the grape shot shreds the two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel awakens the sleeping Oogis within >The Oogis carry Bugretta as she holds a bayonet in her mouth, charging the last terrified rapscallion >He bleeds out waiting for police to arrive because triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up
>>32976 >V Technically we have one which is just V as a cat, but personally I'm a fan of them being like bees aka Vees >J We don't have one, so I'm going to just propose it. Jays, tiny Jay's that fly around similar to that of blue-jays, they're often found in offices due to their weird obsession to manage things. For unknown reasons they seem to get along amazingly with Bugretta's
>Enns have 3 stages of development >The "Egg" stage, this is a rare occurrence as similar to Oogi, most Enns just pop into existence >The cause of these eggs is still unknown, perhaps they too just spawn into existence >The eggs are small and round, only the eyes of the Enn glow within >Most Enn Owners have found that these Egg Enns, are able to miraculously move by way of rolling, and react to the outside world >They do not need food in this stage interestingly enough >After a few months, the Enn will emerge from the egg completely nude >The ""Kid"" stage >These Enns are similar to their ""Adult"" counterparts, however they lack fangs, wings, and stinger >These Enns are moreso like teenagers, they age similar to that of dogs >After a while the ""Kid"" Enn will produce a cloth from its mouth and weave itself a fine suit and tie >It's worth noting that an Enn can be permanently stuck in this stage if the owner simply never lets them outside or eat insects >If the owner chooses to feed their ""Kid"" Enn insects or lets them roam the backyard, the Enn will begin its transition into the next stage >The ""Adult"" Enn stage >Once your Enn has tasted the freedom of the backyard or the flesh of a cricket, they shall begin hibernation, weaving a cocoon around itself, the Enn will hang in a dark spot of the house >After a few months they will emerge, adorned in a pilots cap and coat, with beautiful wings and stinger >However they will need help to adjust to their new form, so be sure to properly tend to your Enns needs once freshly turned >The Enn will become more aggressive in the early stages of its transition, however through proper care and kindess they will return to their normal friendly nature
>Enns similar to Jays and the cousin of the V-cat, Vee, possess a unique regenerative property >If an Enn is forced to flee a battle, they will rip-off their tail to serve as a distraction for their escape >It's worth noting that Enns have good memory and facial recognition, they are able to remember those who hurt them and they are fully capable of vengeance >There are different types of Enns, the most deadly being Arizonan, Australian, and Mexican varieties >These types of Enns are capable of killing a grown man with a single sting >Despite this, your average Enn while not as deadly as it's counterparts is still fully capable of sending you to the hospital >If stung by an Enn, it's recommended that you see a doctor immediately especially if you're on any medications as that can increase your chances of limb loss
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>Mexican Enns, natively known as Éns >Are naturally found living in cave systems, they're infamous for sleeping on the walls and ceilings of old mineshafts and tourist locations >Éns are notably shorter than their American counterparts, they also appear to have a strange gap in their two front teeth >Aside from this, their behaviors are almost identical except for the fact they don't appear to have a ""Kid"" stage, instead all Éns are born with a pilot cap and wings, where they eventually create their coat overtime