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No.107360
Murder Drones (#103)Anonymous
Replies:>>107364>>107368>>107467
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Greetings!
Hope you all have a great weekend if not then it shall get better. Thread for drones and occasional totally real humans, you know how it goes by now I think.
What do you think of Lizzy/Doll?
Or Tessa/Alice? not as ships just the characters, do you like them? Do you not?
Portal to the booru: https://dronebooru.co
The roll of OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc
Previous thread: >>106386
No.107362
Anonymous
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they kiss
No.107363
Anonymous
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Cyn just needed a pat on the head, that's all.
No.107364
Anonymous
Replies:>>107366
>>107360
THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND, NOW THERE ARE TWO THREAD OPS?
No.107366
Anonymous
>>107364
There can be more if you wanna
No.107367
Anonymous
Replies:>>107369>>107370>>107371>>107377>>107410
how has your No Uppies November gone? did you give in? if not, how is your drone doing?
No.107368
Anonymous
Replies:>>107380
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>>107360
Removing the lips helped some. I would do the eyelashes too but they are beyond me atm.
No.107369
Anonymous
>>107367
>how is your drone doing?
unmoving with an x on the screen
No.107370
Anonymous
Replies:>>107375
>>107367
I’ve been locked in my apartment for three weeks now. Food’s running short. They claw at the door every morning. I don’t know if Im going to survive when I head back outside.
No.107371
Anonymous
>>107367
>participated in No Uppies November, No Shave November, and NNN
>on Dec 1st announce that you can now do all of those things again
>L excitedly runs into your open arms, only to shriek in terror because she can't recognize you
>you pick her up and accidentally push her face into your giant beard
>because she's in such close proximity you accidentally bust a nut onto her as well
Not a super great conclusion to the month
No.107372
Anonymous
Replies:>>107376>>107382
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i think N should have a thing for praise and body worship, both giving and receiving. him and his girlfriend both have self esteem issues and being treated with respect would be a breath of fresh air for them. personally, i would like to give N kisses on his arms, legs, the light on his chest, and the lights on his head, cause those are the parts of him that distinguish him as a murder drone, and he probably has like, a ton of repressed shame about being one.
No.107375
Anonymous
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>>107370
No.107376
Anonymous
Replies:>>107379>>107406
>>107372
I was going to answer in spirit but I am afraid of what arts I would inspire.
No.107377
Anonymous
Replies:>>107378
>>107367
I’m worried if i give becca uppsies right now, she’s going to do me right then and there. She’s in the corner rocking back and forth.
No.107378
Anonymous
>>107377
You misunderstand. She is listening to Prodigy.
No.107379
Anonymous
Replies:>>107387
>>107376
please do
i don’t have any time to draw stuff right now anyway
No.107380
Anonymous
>>107368
I can't even begin to tell you how thankful I am to Liam for giving his characters no lips
No.107382
Anonymous
Replies:>>107388
>>107372
If you had the chance to do it, would you take out his core and put it in a WD body?
No.107383
Anonymous
Replies:>>107384
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No.107384
Anonymous
>>107383
The appeal of the drone's body is the total opposite of that
No.107385
Anonymous
Replies:>>107398
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I need more doll. Care does her so well i love her
No.107386
Anonymous
Replies:>>107390>>107391>>107402>>107409>>107411>>107422>>107453>>107455>>107547
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Hello, Murder Drones OCfags? Post your NON Murder Drones OCs! Cringe is dead, we killed it!
No.107387
Anonymous
Replies:>>107389
>>107379
No, this time I think it is a really good idea to hold my tongue.
No.107388
Anonymous
>>107382
well, does he WANT me to?
No.107389
Anonymous
>>107387
why? :(
No.107390
Anonymous
>>107386
>Cringe is dead
Who killed him?
No.107391
Anonymous
>>107386
Dang, you sure bro? I can post Fella Fellerson if you really want but only if you insist
No.107392
Anonymous
What about the Drone attack on the Wookies?
No.107393
Anonymous
Replies:>>107394>>107395
>L enters your room through your closed door
>"Why are you touching yourself when you could be touching me instead?"
No.107394
Anonymous
>>107393
>You still haven't shaved
>She leaves immediately
No.107395
Anonymous
Replies:>>107396
>>107393
Because I prefer B
No.107396
Anonymous
Replies:>>107397
>>107395
B is taken, don't cuck H out of the one good thing he has left
No.107397
Anonymous
Replies:>>107399
>>107396
Too bad, I'm The Ugly Bastard
No.107398
Anonymous
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>>107385
Doll b/w Lizochka
No.107399
Anonymous
>>107397
Don't be so hard on yourself, you're kinda handsome. You are a bastard though.
No.107400
Anonymous
Replies:>>107401>>107405
No UPPIES December.
No.107401
Anonymous
Replies:>>107403
>>107400
a little late to the party there, anon
No.107402
Anonymous
Replies:>>107404
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>>107386
Oh boy i get to show off this thing again.

I put off working on her for so long because of AVRE, i should get back to finishing her.
No.107403
Anonymous
>>107401
I don't know, I just arrived, haven't read a anything.
No.107404
Anonymous
Replies:>>107408
>>107402
mechanical stuff really is your forte, eh?
No.107405
Anonymous
>>107400
Destroy drone December.
No.107406
Anonymous
>>107376
Coward
No.107407
Anonymous
Replies:>>107417
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I need this with Spacesuit Tessa.
No.107408
Anonymous
>>107404
>Probably.
-Someone attempting to draw a Sentinel mech.
No.107409
Anonymous
>>107386
I don't have any art of my OCs out of MD, so.
No.107410
Anonymous
>>107367
I work on a military base and made the mistake of telling a buddy that I didn't get the whole "No Uppies November" thing while a GD was in earshot. guess that midget spread the info to the rest of her little friends, cuz as soon as I left the room the little buggers swarmed me. now my arms feel like jelly and I'm buried under a mountain of sleepy grunt ass as I'm typing this
No.107411
Anonymous
Image:173301395448.jpg(74kB, 511x955)doodly dingle.jpg
>>107386
buzzy, an ambulatory root system in a straight jacket
tiny doodle since i left my notebook w/ better versions at uni
inspired by a really big root that i tripped over once
No.107412
Anonymous
Replies:>>107413
Help! My Holiday Drone keeps overproducing snow! My entire house looks like a fucking freezer, she keeps vomiting it out at high rates
No.107413
Anonymous
Replies:>>107423
>>107412
Your fault for letting it know it's December now, Holiday Drones are NOT good gifts
No.107414
Anonymous
Replies:>>107416
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>>107142
>Shut up Elf
No.107415
Anonymous
Replies:>>107425
Pavo. Mere hours left
No.107416
Anonymous
Replies:>>107418>>107420
>>107414
Why would droneanon name her Hawk tuah?
No.107417
Anonymous
>>107407
Huh interesting
No.107418
Anonymous
Replies:>>107424
>>107416
Anon, that image is Harper talking to the thing that took Hawk away
No.107420
Anonymous
Replies:>>107516
>>107416
No, it's Harper's hubby that's Hawk (Tuah)
No.107421
Anonymous
Replies:>>107431>>107439
>>107170
>Her 13th attack succeeds, utterly destroying the Sentinel Drone program, with Holly nowhere to be found in the aftermath
>This leads to a new breed of protectors being necessary, at any cost
>Another eccentric researcher proposes his idea: take exceptional individuals from the worker population and uplift them to sentinels
>Well, that's basically all they have left, so his stupid Primaris Sentinel Drone project gets approved
>Several years later...
>Introducing Harper And Friends!
No.107422
Anonymous
Replies:>>107432
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>>107386
the hags
No.107423
Anonymous
Replies:>>107427
>>107413
That isn't helping! WHAT THE FUCK! IS THAT A PENGUIN? ANON THERE IS A PENGUIN IN MY HOUSE NOW, TELL ME HOW TO MAKE IT STOP!
No.107424
Anonymous
Replies:>>107516
>>107418
i cant believe elf killed hawk tuah
No.107425
Anonymous
Replies:>>107452
>>107415
>A hardboiled detective races against time to find the children Pavo has kidnapped
No.107426
Anonymous
I’ve been slowly outfitting Elf with larger and larger ears every checkup as a joke.
No.107427
Anonymous
Replies:>>107428
>>107423
ANON! LISTEN TO ME, ANON! YOU NEED TO ACTIVATE THE EMERGENCY ABORT PROTOCOL! SET THE HER CLOCK TO FEBRUARY 1 AND TELL HER IT IS NOW 'BLACK HISTORY MONTH'! IT'S THE ONLY WAY! HURRY, BEFORE SHE STARTS SPAWNING POLAR BEARS!
No.107428
Anonymous
Replies:>>107429
>>107427
HOLY FUCK IS THAT A YETI! HOLY SHI
No.107429
Anonymous
Replies:>>107430
>>107428
ANON! YOU FOOL, YOU'VE STARTED A NEW ICE AGE!
No.107430
Anonymous
>>107429
So much for global warming.
No.107431
Anonymous
Replies:>>107435>>107439
>>107421
>Harper and Friends becomes a family friendly franchise, a both a distraction and a morbid reminder of the ongoing war
>It even opens a theme park, a mildly successful tourist attraction featuring the very sentinel drones themselves, Harper, Pavo, Avre, Elf, and Hawk too!
>You even go as a kid, your parents doing their best to keep you from the fact that you have no future, you have fond memories of the place, you were sad to leave
>Until the war comes
>Parkgoers are slaughtered by the advance
>Abominations ravage the park
>But that was all so long ago
>It’s abandoned now
>Everything that came before is dead and gone
>Except Harper and her Friends
>They still wait for you
>You are tasked with attempting to recover the remnant of sentinel technology to aid in your dying human refuge in the aftermath of the war
>But the drones you once loved, may not be the same as when you left them
>Harper & Friends!
>Coming February 3083 on Steam.
No.107432
Anonymous
>>107422
Damn before opening the pic I thought middle one was human N
No.107433
Anonymous
Replies:>>107434
I'm not sure about that Anon, but my CHRISTMAS Drone is rather enjoying herself decorating the place. Although she won't stop violently vibrating in anticipation
No.107434
Anonymous
>>107433
Laugh it up while you can, your Christmas Drone has a 'surprise' feature on Christmas morning. Also, saying Hanukah anywhere near her has some... interesting results.
No.107435
Anonymous
Replies:>>107439
>>107431
>Mascot sentinels driven mad by the fact they couldn’t protect the children that believed in them.
No.107436
Anonymous
Replies:>>107438>>107444
There are two sentinel lores now? Phoenix's and harper one? Which one had the starseeker or what they were again I got no clue quick rundown would be appreciated
No.107437
Anonymous
Replies:>>107445>>107581
I want to marry Tessa and spend a cold winter evening being cozy together by the roaring fireplace.
No.107438
Anonymous
>>107436
Don't forget HoDR (if you can call that lore)
No.107439
Anonymous
Replies:>>107440>>107454>>107457
>>107421
>>107431
>>107435
I wanna kms for making Harper now. She's not a family friendly Drone, she greatly values every Sentinel, from K to Adeline to Beholder to Intoner to Gamma.
No.107440
Anonymous
Replies:>>107441
>>107439
Stop whining, droneanon. She only exists the way you write her.
No.107441
Anonymous
Replies:>>107443
>>107440
I guess I get sad when I feel like I'm being condescended to.
Harper's deal as a character, at least in my eyes, is that she appreciates the little things in life and uses those as a way to bring hope to people who have none.
A very earnest kind of "Wholesome"
No.107442
Anonymous
Replies:>>107484
>cici is forced to ring the bell for salvation army as part of her job when december arrives
>it's a nice change of pace, except for the fact that every shake rattles her boob mods something awful
>the one bit of comfort (and amusement) is that her coworker, anon, looks even more miserable
>his santa suit doesn't even fit, and he's been punched by more than a few shoppers for looking like a drug addict
>still, it'll be a relief when the holiday rush is over
No.107443
Anonymous
Replies:>>107447
>>107441
If you make a wholesome chungus character then expect people to write wholesome chungus stuff with it. I don't get what you're complaining about because this is how you created her. Write her differently then.
No.107444
Anonymous
Replies:>>107454
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>>107436
My personal headcanon to bridge that gap is the government nationalizing Dr. Holly’s patents and SD monopoly after she dies and all these retarded sentinels with crazy personalities is other companies using the SD platform to produce ones that aren’t just K clones, like how the original AR-15 design from Colt back in the 1960s is used by pretty much every arms manufacturer now
No.107445
Anonymous
>>107437
Blud you read my mind😳
Not with Tessa tho, but that scenario is what everybody wants
No.107447
Anonymous
>>107443
In fact, just for funsies
>Harper has a habit of visiting the more withdrawn Sentinels, like Lepus or Gamma.
>She asks what's bugging them
>She actually listens to them and talks to them about it.
>While she's aware that she isn't some magical cure-all therapist, she tries to at least offer some simple kindness to people who are in desprate need of it.
>She even offers to just sit with them for a while if they ask
She's less Barney and more Mr. Rogers.
No.107448
Anonymous
Replies:>>107450
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Harper loves baking cookies, and decorating the house for Christmas, and reading books to underprivileged and orphaned children at the library on weekends!
No.107449
Anonymous
Replies:>>107460
>>107133
Negev, after trying to interrogate this weirdo on things only she would know, gets the memory beaming thing Doll did to V to show her watching her murder her parents and finds out ahead of schedule that A) she's also an abomination and B) her mom really is a sad, tired woman who wishes she could stop being a worm. She psychologically shuts down to process this, then goes home-not her grandparents' home, her family's home-to hug Uzi.
No.107450
Anonymous
>>107448
That's more accurate. She just wants to make people smile for real.
No.107451
Anonymous
Harper wants another 127 part greentext story! NOW!
No.107452
Anonymous
>>107425
>he finally corners the monster as he returns the children to the families they'd been separated from
>the sick fuck even smiles as they tearfully reunite
>obviously he brainwashed those children into hugging him for "saving their lives"
>it's all an act, a lie, saving people isn't his job, it's just a cover!
>he's a corrupt, sadistic elite– protected nobility
>the detective doesn't know how a drone has a noble bloodline, or how an experimental weapon could be an elite– but he's sure of it
>as sure as he is that everyone is against him, it's all a conspiracy, the meds are poison, POISON!
>they're all in on it, but he'll show them all!
>he'll just lunge for that soldier's gun and–
No.107453
Anonymous
Replies:>>107491>>107510
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>>107386
heroine and villain both mutants
They have some nasty hate sex
No.107454
Anonymous
Replies:>>107456
>>107439
I was just sillyposting with the idea that the Harper line of SDs (she's the face of them so that's what they're called I guess) come after Holly's, being more stable, but impossible to mass-produce. Like >>107444 except I don't call them "retarded with crazy personalities".
I have no clue where the mascot horror came from.
No.107455
Anonymous
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>>107386
I'm having deja vu
No.107456
Anonymous
Replies:>>107459
>>107454
If K died, Harper would straight up give her the burial of a war hero
No.107457
Anonymous
Replies:>>107462
>>107439
But you see, this is a different Harper from my AU, “Harper & Friends AU” AU, not to be confused with “Sentinel Base Harper” or “PhoenixLore compliant K-Harper”
No.107458
Anonymous
Replies:>>107464>>107466
A Cube just ate my Drone. No, I swear I'm not high, a smug fucking box ate my Drone. I have no idea how to cope with this
No.107459
Anonymous
>>107456
K died a long time ago, anon.
No.107460
Anonymous
Replies:>>107465>>107468
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>>107449
Maybe I am onto nothing, but how was Doll able to powerpoint directly into V's hatless noggin when she's an non-interactable-object or what? Shouldn't shenanigans like mindbeams be forbidden cause of that as well or?
No.107461
Anonymous
Replies:>>107588>>107744
Image:173301648682.png(7kB, 600x600)SmileDroneGetsCalledAFemcel.png
Due to the funny things I read a couple of Threads ago, I decided to draw this.
No.107462
Anonymous
>>107457
K-Harper is a fusion of them
No.107463
Anonymous
Replies:>>107481>>107517
Excerpt from the fic Sisters:
>And then there was the horror. Out there, among the stars, the Absolute Solver and its host existed. It was an entity that lived outside their paltry three dimensions, only interacting with them by possessing robots. If alien life forms existed, and they built robots, it would be able to infect those as well. Comprehending the sheer vastness of the cosmos made her realize the hopeless odds that she was up against.

Made me wonder: have we ever explored-like, seriously, not as a joke crossover-aliens in /md/? Alien species, alien robots? Alien civilizations that unwittingly-or knowingly-made contact with the Solver or some other vore demon?
No.107464
Anonymous
>>107458
Just ask for it back
No.107465
Anonymous
>>107460
as with many things in murder drones, the answer is probably "don't think about it too hard"
No.107466
Anonymous
>>107458
Rubicks the cube till it stops expressing
No.107467
Anonymous
Replies:>>107472
>>107360
Do you think one of the scratched stars on Tessa's patch is dog world?
No.107468
Anonymous
>>107460
She TKed her memories into her like she did with rebar and knives.
No.107469
Anonymous
Replies:>>107470>>107474>>107511
I really need to try and draw SD!Alice but I haven't had the motivation to sit down and draw
No.107470
Anonymous
Replies:>>107473
>>107469
Straight up raptor shit
No.107471
Anonymous
Replies:>>107475
I'd like to think Avre has a Sentinel Raptor pet
No.107472
Anonymous
Replies:>>107476>>107489
>>107467
The dog planet would have been next after Copper-9.
No.107473
Anonymous
>>107470
wot?
No.107474
Anonymous
Replies:>>107511
>>107469
Imagine her with Sentinelized versions of Bloodborne weapons. Got the idea from the concept art of her with a saw.
No.107475
Anonymous
Replies:>>107499
>>107471
she's already got an emotional support animal
No.107476
Anonymous
Replies:>>107477>>107486
>>107472
I thought Copper 9 was the last.
No.107477
Anonymous
Replies:>>107479
>>107476
The last human-settled planet. The dogs settled the dog planet.
No.107478
Anonymous
Beau is Alice's emotional support homunculus.
No.107479
Anonymous
>>107477
Alright, I understand now.
Would the Solver be able to do anything against immortal dogs, though?
No.107480
Anonymous
Replies:>>107482>>107484>>107535
>Cici tries to give Anon a titjob
>At the end of it they're both covered in shitty chili-cheese, crying
>Anon has an idea and puts X tape on her nipples
>Now it's actually pretty good and it doesn't take hours of cleanup
>Also, it's kinda hot
No.107481
Anonymous
Replies:>>107625
>>107463
md humanity faced the covenant in the 2500s but stomped the shit out of them so hard that nobody remembers their name 500 years later like nobody cares about the Prussians
Nobody remembers Reach (cause nothing happened)
No.107482
Anonymous
Replies:>>107483
>>107480
While slightly depressing, that's also pretty cute
And hey, he can always manually suck out all the chili and cheese, right?
No.107483
Anonymous
Replies:>>107485>>107488
>>107482
She's designed to be able to serve up to 32 chili cheese dogs on a random trucker's whim.
You will get physically sick of it before you can drain her. Not for lack of trying, and a valiant effort it was, but sadly it's not possible.
No.107484
Anonymous
>>107442
>>107480
I love these two, both are perfectly jaded for each other
No.107485
Anonymous
Replies:>>107492
>>107483
Dang, worth a shot at least
And she'd at least know he cares (and maybe be a little disgusted, but they're both gross so that's okay too)
No.107486
Anonymous
Replies:>>107487
>>107476
>Copper-9 shown on screen to be surrounded by planets
>"I thought Copper-9 was the last."
No.107487
Anonymous
>>107486
Last planet Cyn needs to consume I meant
No.107488
Anonymous
>>107483
even if it was a smaller amount, it's still gas station chili. any more than 2-3 servings and you'll end up very sick
No.107489
Anonymous
>>107472
>"Are you Sirius right now? You really forgot the Dog Star?"
>SiriusXMD - the crossover of the century
No.107491
Anonymous
>>107453
Look neat
No.107492
Anonymous
Replies:>>107497>>107501
>>107485
>Cici puts her head in her hands as she hears Wagienon puking violently in the bathroom
>He tried, and she feels better than usual, but it wasn't enough
>Later that night, Anon starts checking farm supply sites
>A full-strength milker costs how much?!
>But Christmas was coming up soon, it'd be the perfect gift, even if it meant he'd be eating wish soup until February
>He'd do it, if only to see her smile
>...hopefully he wouldn't develop anything from this
No.107493
Anonymous
Replies:>>107494
Dog Planet will be important in season 2, I'm super cereal
No.107494
Anonymous
>>107493
Thank you, Liam.
No.107495
Anonymous
Replies:>>107496>>107498
I want Elon Musk to buy Murder Drones.
No.107496
Anonymous
>>107495
But then all the drones will just be controlled by random Tesla employees.
No.107497
Anonymous
>>107492
>>...hopefully he wouldn't develop anything from this
I'm sorry, but Anon has caught a severe case of "feels" for this poor little drone
The only cure is holding her tight forever
Sorry, but I don't make the rules
No.107498
Anonymous
Replies:>>107502
>>107495
Die!
No.107499
Anonymous
>>107475
What is it?
No.107500
Anonymous
Replies:>>107506>>107509>>107513
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

FUCK YOU!
>Removes Fav From The Show
No.107501
Anonymous
>>107492
this anon is based AF, bro literally lives by "do it for her" mad respect
No.107502
Anonymous
Replies:>>107508
>>107498
Why you hating on a successful african american?
No.107503
Anonymous
Replies:>>107505>>107507>>107745
Image:173301837882.gif(973kB, 600x324)1732977040586562.gif
>"EEP!"
>You swivel round from your work desk toward the source of the noise.
>You see Beretta sitting on a chair, cross-legged and shaking.
>It's enough of a weirdly off sight to raise an eyebrow at.
>The more you stare at her, the more she avoids eye contact. With a deepening scanline blush and rendered sweat to boot.
>"Uh, you ok?"

>"YEP!"
>"T-totally fine..."
>Ooooooo-kay.
>Swivel back round and go back to work.
>Couple minutes in and a wet schlorpy noise reaches your ears.
>"Ok, what is it?"
>Again, nothing seems out of the ordinary. It's just your GF being strangely awkward.
>"N-nothing, really. I-I just remembered I gotta go meet one of my friends from school now."
>Look at the clock.
>It's 9 p.m.
>"This late?"

>"AbsolutelynowIgottagoIloveyoubyeeeeeeee!"
>She basically teleports out of the room with how fast she runs.
>Eh. Beretta's just quirky like that, one would figure.

>Of course, the hubub took your attention away from the damp spot on the chair where your lava lamp was supposed to be.
>Poor girl teleported into the room just a little too high. At least she knows her adapter works.
No.107505
Anonymous
Replies:>>107514
>>107503
>Molten Wax In Cooch
YEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWCH
No.107506
Anonymous
>>107500
Hooray
No.107507
Anonymous
Replies:>>107514
>>107503
>spoiler
.... not my extremely rare, vintage, original, first production run 1970s lava lamp, signed by Elvis himself, right?
No.107508
Anonymous
Replies:>>107520
>>107502
Stop doing ketamine, Elon.
No.107509
Anonymous
>>107500
>Doll and Lizzy are now protagonists along with Uzi and her pet vampires
No.107510
Anonymous
>>107453
Amazing design.
No.107511
Anonymous
>>107469
>>107474
An early post last thread (think >>106392) mentioned something with running blades, does that mean bladelegs or?
Wanna try her myself
No.107513
Anonymous
>>107500
>Very Bad Luck
>There are now two Ns, N and FemN
Wife...
No.107514
Anonymous
Replies:>>107515
Image:173301892324.png(66kB, 308x341)20240430_215933.png
>>107505
Don't worry, it wasn't on.
>>107507
Please sit down. I have some bad news and a snack for (you).
No.107515
Anonymous
Image:173301906818.png(547kB, 567x949)173203536767.png
>>107514
>Lava lamp reappears
>Some kind of liquid has corroded the signature off
>The bulb cracked from jostling (idk how?!)
>It's completely borked
Welp, the dream had to end someday. Goodbye, everyone.
No.107516
Anonymous
Replies:>>107544
Image:173301908140.png(69kB, 4736x1856)Hate.png
>>107420
>>107424
She was on some real Chimera Ant Gon shit with this thing.
Theme of “KAGE”youtube thumb
No.107517
Anonymous
Replies:>>107521
>>107463
For space station greens, ive had plans to reveal that the mysterious signal that infected AE-051 actually contained a relative of the solver had been responsible for the Fermi paradox
No.107518
Anonymous
Replies:>>107519
The hour of the NANITE NUT draws near
No.107519
Anonymous
>>107518
I can't believe that in just 50 minutes, that Copper-9 will be washed away in a flood of Nanite Nut
No.107520
Anonymous
Replies:>>107522>>107622
>>107508
He is a south african who moved to America and got citizenship. He is literally a successful african american. You people used to worship him as irl Tony Stark for producing environmentally friendly cars and trying to do NASA's job. Then he said one thing you disagreed with and he is the capitalist antichrist.
Anyway, Liam is a gormless lib. I wouldn't trust him not to fuck up a season 2. If you weren't blinded by lust for Vickers girls and Glitch's animation you would see that his work is bad.
No.107521
Anonymous
Replies:>>107523>>107537
>>107517
It's responsible for space being unimaginably huge?
No.107522
Anonymous
Replies:>>107526
>>107520 NTA
>Liam is a gormless lib
I don't think his political alignment is a factor, I think he's just genuinely retarded at writing a consistent story or sticking with a project before having ten new ideas that he either forces into his current thing or wants to quit this and work on instead
Source: I have friends exactly like him, except they just keep having "good ideas" that they immediately abandon for even newer "good ideas"
No.107523
Anonymous
>>107521
That would be my brother's fault. The universe expands in order to contain his overinflated ego.
No.107524
Anonymous
I'm surps
No.107525
Anonymous
Image:173301960602.jpg(611kB, 3072x1728)1697709875097103.jpg
Is there any chance of the Solver coming to our reality if I download a Cyn shimeji?
I need to know for reasons...
No.107526
Anonymous
Replies:>>107528
>>107522
>I don't think his political alignment is a factor
The thing where he has to make the woman OP or else it is weird is a prog thing. And I have a suspicion he wanted to do a last second lesbian couple but Glitch held him back.
No.107527
Anonymous
Replies:>>107529>>107560>>107670
peacock fag smut here, consider yourself warned
>November 30th.
>a scant few hours until December, and the end of this hellish challenge.
>but those hours ticked by like eons of a perpetual mating season spent in forced celibacy
>Pavo thought he might go feral, lose himself to the animalistic lust that wracked his body in shuddering waves and threatened to melt his brain
>he wasn't really keeping himself together anymore. he couldn't.
>at best, he was scraping together just barely enough of his higher brain functions to talk, get his job done, and stop himself from using a stray DD as a breeding mount
>"unbearable" didn't begin to describe the agonizing, maddening need to rut
>nothing he did could distract him from this burning need anymore. not even his usual sadistic stress relief
>he was still brutal as ever, of course– but there was no wicked glee, no twisted comedy or elaborate acts of cruelty against a much-deserving adversary
>his mind (what was left of it) was elsewhere– somewhere loud, steamy, and lined with soft red velvet
>leaving only base programming– instinct that carved a jagged path across the battlefield marked with the unthinking, savage maulings of a rabid beast in heat.
>while he was like this the only difference between here and home base was what exactly teased at his aching cock.
>back at base, it was the fabric of his tight pants that squeezed and stroked at his pulsing glans
>here, where clothes were optional, the cool air rushing past his length was enough to get both of his heads drooling.
>before he'd have been mortified to be seen in such a state
>and come tomorrow immense shame would no doubt wash over him
>but right now the closet thing Pavo had resembling decency was the need to be in his quarters before the clock struck midnight
>otherwise when it did he might paint the floors where he stood and die of shame the second post-nut clarity kicked in.
>he picked up the pace.
>
>the pleather jumpseat clung unpleasantly to Pavo's taut, overburdened balls which jostled noisily as the landing craft began its ascent
>3 hours to midnight
>approx. 2 hours flight time
>good enough.
>he leaned his head back, panting and shifting in his seat as he let his eyes glaze over
>even if it made hanging in there that little bit harder, there was no better way to pass the time than daydreaming about anon
>about the technician bending him over the examination table, pinning him down by his wrists and just *taking* him
>kissing and biting his neck as he mercilessly pounded his perfectly polished, shapely ass
>moaning "Pavo" between ravenous thrusts, releasing his warm hand from one wrist, rearing back and slapping the bouncing white peach to feel the drone's sweltering insides tighten around his length
>or anon could fold his boytoy's long, supple legs over his head, holding him by the ankles with one hand, stroking him with the other, kissing him deeply and *breeding* him
>Pavo's comrades tried not to stare at the blushing, sex-crazed mess sat in the jumpseat across from them huffing, puffing, and daydreaming about robogod-knows-what
>it was almost sad to see their cheery– if slightly odd– teammate in such a state
>but more than that, it was incredibly awkward, so they turned the other way and chattered amongst themselves
1/2
No.107528
Anonymous
Replies:>>107532>>107533
>>107526
I think the woman on thing is in enough of his work that's it's just a fetish of his
He likes the idea of a special woman liking a weak and flimsy little guy like him and it shows in everything he makes
No.107529
Anonymous
Replies:>>107531>>107534
>>107527
The fuck
No.107530
Anonymous
I'm surprised no one made a character based on him.
Samurai Jack | Tale Of X9 Musicyoutube thumb
No.107531
Anonymous
Replies:>>107534
>>107529
Ignore. Don't give attention if it's obvious troll. I didn't bother reading it so fuck if I know
No.107532
Anonymous
>>107528
It's in much of his work because Liam plays by the same playbook as Hirsch and co.
No.107533
Anonymous
Replies:>>107539
Image:173301996733.jpg(18kB, 526x571)f24928116a221b15784a335a465f2ea3.jpg
>>107528
That's why I say Lizzy is his real self-insert, not N or the teacher.
No.107534
Anonymous
>>107529
>>107531
I literally told you exactly what it was. even spoilered it so you don't have to look at the nasty bits.
No.107535
Anonymous
Replies:>>107536
>>107480
Even when away from work she's STILL topping a weiner with chili and cheese 😭
No.107536
Anonymous
>>107535
kek
No.107537
Anonymous
Replies:>>107543
>>107521
No, that there was intelligent in the universe but is now gone. Kinda like the way dead space 3 went with. Granted its only just a idea i had for the revelation. Still working out the kinks.
No.107538
Anonymous
Replies:>>107597
Shitty OC Team-ups?
>SD-S, SD-H, SD-I, SD-T
No.107539
Anonymous
Replies:>>107542>>107545>>107614
>>107533
Where did this monsterfucker shit come from? It pisses me off with how often it is repeated.
No.107540
Anonymous
Solver’s last act was to call in the DD fleets to attack Cooper 9 and free them. She didn’t expect the armadas of Dog-1, also known as the “Flying Good Boys” to mobilize, or even exist.
No.107542
Anonymous
Replies:>>107546
>>107539
the show
No.107543
Anonymous
Replies:>>107552>>107553
>>107537
I'm saying that space being unimaginably huge is the reason for Fermi's paradox.
No.107544
Anonymous
Replies:>>107746
>>107516
>Be Harper's lil' buddy
>Mission with her
>Kind of an important one, don't screw this up
>Finish objective
>Massive explosion
>Call Harper
>No response
>Rush to explosion site
>The closer you get, the further this feeling emits. Something unnatural
>Find Harper missing all her clothes and hair, standing over a single Solver creature. Or at least what used to be one
>She continues to punch it with all her might, long after it's been reduced to a literal slurry
>She is somehow physically producing a fusion of steam and icy mist from her cooling vents
>Her artificial muscle fibers literally look like they're about to explode with each punch
>She just stands up and looks at you. She speaks, on the verge of tears.
>"....I did it Hawk..."
>She then falls over, her parts visibly breaking in places
>Get her back to base
>Get to speak with her after a bit
>She's wearing nothing and is curled up on her bed
What do?
No.107545
Anonymous
>>107539
>Suddenly
No.107546
Anonymous
Replies:>>107548>>107551>>107555
>>107542
Lizzy only shows interest for Thad in the show.
No.107547
Anonymous
Replies:>>107549>>107556>>107626
Image:173302030325.jpg(4.43MB, 3500x4200)Spoiler image
>>107386
Very WIP
No.107548
Anonymous
Replies:>>107550
>>107546
she literally ditches her best friend because the vampire girl is hotter
No.107549
Anonymous
>>107547
Her placenta is showing.
No.107550
Anonymous
Replies:>>107557
>>107548
She is a stereotypical popular girl cheerleader. The hotter the people around her the better she looks.
No.107551
Anonymous
Replies:>>107557
>>107546
Did we watch the same show?
No.107552
NTA
>>107543
I don't think that's how that works.
No.107553
Anonymous
>>107543
Ah my mistake
No.107555
Anonymous
Replies:>>107557
>>107546
Anon...you watched the show right? Remember the Prom episode? Ya know one of the major plot points?
No.107556
Anonymous
>>107547
> filename
he said NON murder drones OC
humanized still counts
good art tho
No.107557
Anonymous
>>107555
>>107551
See >>107550
No.107558
Anonymous
Replies:>>107570
I need Cici and Anon handholding, my doctor wrote me a prescription and everything guys
You gotta believe me, I'm a poor hungry sinner like the rest of you
No.107559
Anonymous
Replies:>>107561>>107562>>107563>>107577>>107672>>107748
Your fortune: Bad Luck

FUCK YOU!
>Makes (You)r OC never have suffered even remotely once in their lifetime as well as live an incredibly average, but semi-good life
No.107560
Anonymous
>>107527
Post-nut-clarity gonna put him comatose
No.107561
Anonymous
>>107559
> solverless timeline Izu
No.107562
Anonymous
Replies:>>107564
>>107559
I don't know how grunts would handle life without war or armed conflict. I feel like they'd buy a lot of model kits.
No.107563
Anonymous
>>107559
Its basically just HoDR then
Small exceptions would be P finding a girl who like him and settling down, ig?
Otherwise, most are largely the same
No.107564
Anonymous
Replies:>>107573
>>107562
>Walk into post Solver gameshop
>Nothing but grunts painting models and playing wargames
No.107566
Anonymous
Replies:>>107568>>107569>>107571
Image:173302081553.jpg(48kB, 522x720)Spoiler image
I need some tech-based/hacker villains for ideas.
Quick, lend me your strength anons!
No.107567
Anonymous
Replies:>>107576
>>107565
>Galaxy Force/Cybertron reference.
:)
No.107568
Anonymous
Image:173302089198.jpg(245kB, 1280x1168)IMG_7421.jpeg
>>107566
No.107569
Anonymous
>>107566
Guy who has an IRL terminal box? Just spam sudo commands and shit?
No.107570
Anonymous
>>107558
post doctor's note or it never happened
No.107571
Anonymous
Replies:>>107602
>>107566
For which time period and how are you going to use them?
No.107572
Anonymous
Replies:>>107576
>>107565
Haruka is Wing Saber, K is Optimus Prime
No.107573
Anonymous
Replies:>>107578>>107579
>>107564
>they keep buying all the zeon kits
>they even clear out the GMs
>but never touch the actual Gundams
No.107575
Anonymous
Replies:>>107582
So what are the rules for Starseeker sentinels? I know they're supposed to look something like what they're named after but does that also extend to their abilities?
No.107576
Anonymous
Replies:>>107580
Image:173302110308.jpg(2.85MB, 2500x3000)172862172208.jpg
>>107572
>>107567
>>107565
Transformers: Cybertron Theme (EPIC VERSION)youtube thumb
>OUR WORLDS ARE IN DANGER
>TO SAVE THEM AND THE GALAXY WE MUST FIND THE 4 SOLVER DRONE PATCHES BEFORE THE DISSASEMBLERS CAN USE THEM FOR EVIL
>IT IS OUR MISSION
>HARPER!
>BEHOLDER!
>INTONER!
>IVORY!
>HOUND!
>K!
>LET'S FUCKING GO!
(Sorry it kept linking the wrong vid)
No.107577
Anonymous
>>107559
He's just gonna be a boring background character then
No.107578
Anonymous
Replies:>>107585
>>107573
>One sees a Zeong kit and asks you where its legs are
>You dutifully inform it that legs are just for show
>A few days later you see the same grunt with its legs replaced with treads
No.107579
Anonymous
Replies:>>107584
>>107573
I regret not picking up a green Portanova back when I had the chance.
No.107580
Anonymous
Replies:>>107586
>>107576
K, owing to her nature as the commander of the Sentinels, as well as the bonds that helped her come out of her shell, has the ability to draw power from each of them via a cool super robot fusion
No.107581
Anonymous
Replies:>>107583
>>107437
I imagine she prefers spending time with in the outbacks with you
No.107582
Anonymous
Image:173302144926.png(43kB, 909x720)IMG_7422.png
>>107575
it's all very loose since the concept originated only a few threads back, but the idea is whatever experimental weapon they have makes them somewhat resemble the namesake of a constellation or an astrological figure. the weapon's function doesn't necessarily have to correspond to its appearance
that said Scorpio is a flier afraid of heights based off picrel so don't worry too much about rules
No.107583
Anonymous
>>107581
Also good.
No.107584
Anonymous
Replies:>>107594
>>107579
the portanovas are nice but they're very much discount bin Zakus
No.107585
Anonymous
Replies:>>107587>>107591>>107592
>>107578
That's the Guntank, not the Zeong. Idiot.
Also, a grunt with no fat thighs? How? Fat thighs are the reason they exist.
No.107586
Anonymous
Replies:>>107589
>>107580
The stronger the bond she has with a Sentinel, the more powerful the resulting fusion is btw
No.107587
Anonymous
Replies:>>107593>>107595>>107610
>>107585
Nah, piss off. I want the scout Grunts with thinner limbs

skinny >>>>>>> fat
No.107588
Anonymous
>>107461
girly bot
No.107589
Anonymous
Replies:>>107590
>>107586
>One would think this would be a power ranger esque fusion
>It’s more like mecha Shiva with K on the others shoulders piggy back style
No.107590
Anonymous
>>107589
Exactly
No.107591
Anonymous
Image:173302195927.jpg(1.83MB, 1284x1710)IMG_7425.jpeg
>>107585
>guntank
you fool
No.107592
Anonymous
>>107585
Forgive the grunt, hover engines are hard to find.
Treads are pretty fat, too.
No.107593
Anonymous
>>107587
then go fuck some skeletons or what you're into
No.107594
Anonymous
Replies:>>107596
>>107584
I've kinda grown out of zakus. I prefer portanovas because they are more detailed and cheaper. I bought the IBO version of a zaku to go with my Barbatos and I kinda regret it. Always with the goddamn heels in this series, making the long legs longer. It doesn't help that it's knees are halfway up the thigh either.
No.107595
Anonymous
Replies:>>107601
>>107587
Honestly, the blatant thiccfaggotry is why I don't like grunts.
No.107596
Anonymous
Replies:>>107599
Image:173302221718.jpg(136kB, 1212x1005)IMG_7426.jpeg
>>107594
>the IBO version of a zaku
this big fella?
No.107597
Anonymous
>>107538
SD-H, SD-O, SD-R, SD-E
No.107598
Anonymous
Replies:>>107600>>107653
Image:173302235826.png(260kB, 370x310)Capture.PNG
Fuck.
I just thought of an incredibly good quick little elf green but im backlogged with stuff i need to write And shouldent be because im meant to be taking a break still.
If noone else want to, ill prob make this a green someday.
But,

considering elf still has the basic claws sentinels have, and paired with her speed, strength, and cloak, would still be fucking terrifying to try to deal with in traditional gear and guns.

What im suggesting is:

>Anyone Remember "The Hidden?"
No.107599
Anonymous
Image:173302244232.jpg(271kB, 580x680)1(2).jpg
>>107596
No, the Graze. The knee placement doesn't look bad in the pics but they are misleading.
No.107600
Anonymous
Replies:>>107603
>>107598
>Elf is weak to melee
>Elf: Who decided that?
No.107601
Anonymous
Replies:>>107616
Image:173302251728.jpg(240kB, 848x1200)IMG_7404.jpeg
>>107595
>he doesn't like thicc robots
pray for this man
No.107602
Anonymous
Replies:>>107604
>>107571
I dunnoe. Sometime close to the show's timeline?
I was trying to think of figures for factions within a setting I'm trying to construct.
Big urban city.

>May or may not be related to the police dorks and their gender-confused disassembler attache
No.107603
Anonymous
Replies:>>107607
>>107600
>Vs other Sentinels: Maybe
>Vs everything else? (including the squad of guards who just entered the simulator not knowing the beating they are about to receive.) She can throw hands.
No.107604
Anonymous
Replies:>>107605
>>107602
Oh hell no. Miss me with that shit.
No.107605
Anonymous
>>107604
Alright.
No.107606
Anonymous
Replies:>>107608>>107609>>107611>>107618>>107773
Image:173302299707.gif(679kB, 640x640)tumblr_27741b386f391d5b758a5090a98daa10_0ceca287_1280.gif
MORTIS
No.107607
Anonymous
Replies:>>107612>>107620
>>107603
>Elf actually goes full Hidden, whispering threats as she creeps around, because she's allowed to be evil to humans in VR sims
>She also always cuts off the arm of her first victim, at the elbow
No.107608
Anonymous
>>107606
C H A O S R E I G N S
No.107609
Anonymous
Replies:>>107611
Image:173302322252.png(22kB, 448x472)Dr.Death.png
>>107606
No.107610
Anonymous
Replies:>>107613
>>107587
Based af thiccfags are obese niggers
No.107611
Anonymous
Image:173302336736.gif(108kB, 600x514)1667075651328882.gif
>>107606
>>107609
No.107612
Anonymous
>>107607
>Simulator is fully realistic bar the source physics.
>Cut to elf dragging a fresh kill down a half and around the corner.
>The ragdoll cartoonishly flopping around as it gets dragged from view.
No.107613
Anonymous
Replies:>>107619
>>107610
>t. gets hard looking at a Hank Hill ass
No.107614
Anonymous
Replies:>>107621
>>107539
>It pisses me off
Why?
No.107615
Anonymous
Replies:>>107749
>Stone is mad.
>He is not mad because he has lost more friends than he cares to think about.
>Nor is it the fact he was damned to fight an endless war with severely outdated weapons.
>Not even the fact that he lost all of his music and rocket engineering books.
>No, he's mad that he's floating through space in a cryopod inside of an escape craft indefinitely.
>Why? The Battle for Saltbrook on Europa was all but a total rollover for the Third Fleet.
>All he could do was board an escape craft, slide himself into the human refrigerator and hope for the best.
>Fortunately, there was a drone onboard, one he activated and gave a command to wake him up every ten years before he went under.
>Unfortunately, the drone was malfunctioning. After the first decade of indirect fraction-of-light flight, he was woken up half-way.
>His body was warmed up enough for him to look around and think.
>Now he's floating through space, stuck in his own body as he drifts towards some far-off star system lightyears away.
>He thinks it is very fair to be mad in this case.
No.107616
Anonymous
Replies:>>107617>>107638
Image:173302349967.jpg(69kB, 500x667)1495836031680.jpg
>>107601
Drossel was great.
No.107617
Anonymous
>>107616
yeah. two top-tier robowaifu designs and the shows are fun in their own right
No.107618
Anonymous
Replies:>>107627
>>107606
>shadale
Didn't this guy draw lots of Uzi and Thad porn?
No.107619
Anonymous
>>107613
Lmao whaddaya mean by that...?
No.107620
Anonymous
Replies:>>107623
>>107607
why that specific method?
No.107621
Anonymous
>>107614
It isn't funny and I have pressed Skip in my mind but it keeps popping up and bugging me.
No.107622
Anonymous
Replies:>>107624>>107643
Image:173302432295.png(1.14MB, 1910x1071)Uzi late at night.png
>>107520
>Doesn't like Liam Vickers
>Claims his work is bad
>Still hangs out on /md/
No.107623
Anonymous
>>107620
Oh wait, it would be their wrist.
It was the first injury humans inflicted on her.
No.107624
Anonymous
>>107622
I mean NTA but Liams work is objectively bad, I still like the show.
No.107625
Anonymous
>>107481
Now I want a drone x grunt stuff
No.107626
Anonymous
>>107547
Who is she and what is her story?
No.107627
Anonymous
>>107618
Yeah he does
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=shadale+
No.107628
Anonymous
Replies:>>107634>>107750
Image:173302489540.png(1.22MB, 1000x1300)Spoiler image
Cyn wants to make sure her best friend John doesn't get hungry while he works
No.107629
Anonymous
Replies:>>107630>>107633
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Will I ever be happy?
No.107630
Anonymous
>>107629
The good news is anthrax
No.107631
Anonymous
Replies:>>107639>>107751
Image:173302526082.png(2.60MB, 2500x3000)Illustration31.png
>Lizzy never got to face a Solverpede
A damn shame
No.107632
Anonymous
Replies:>>107636>>107637
>Attempt to make MD content with realistic tones
>"The drones are powered by miniature blackholes."
>Realism has been thrown completely out the window and now everything is game
No.107633
Anonymous
Replies:>>107635
>>107629
> good news will come to you by male
> this day
uh-oh
No.107634
Anonymous
>>107628
sick. that makes two pieces of cool psychological horror art that I have no understanding of
No.107635
Anonymous
>>107633
let's hope anon doesn't have a mail slot in his front door
No.107636
Anonymous
>>107632
Define 'realistic tones'.
No.107637
Anonymous
>>107632
What?
No.107638
Anonymous
Replies:>>107640>>107650
>>107616
I wonder people even watch her anime, beside knowing her from porn
No.107639
Anonymous
>>107631
Oh, but she does. Uzi and N get up to depraved nights of unimaginable debauchery with V and her and Doll and Thad.
No.107640
Anonymous
>>107638
said it before, but I saw her anime before I ever saw porn of her
No.107641
Anonymous
I think I might need to try and stop my addiction to this place
No.107642
Anonymous
Replies:>>107665
I want to cuddle with an Alice who smells like a campfire
No.107643
Anonymous
Replies:>>107645
>>107622
>Doesn't like Liam Vickers
You don't have to like someone just because you like his work.

>Claims his work is bad
The only thing about Cliffside that got traction with people was the spider waifu. The waifus are all that stuck with people with the cube show and Let's Split Up as well. MD is full of inconsistencies and bad writing. It was carried hard by the animation and the waifu/husbandofaggotry. I would argue that Uzi's very inclusion is a failing on Liam's part.
No.107644
Anonymous
Replies:>>107647>>107648
I am OWED sex from sentinel drones. This isn’t entitlement they started paying me in sexual iou’s and I’m convinced some don’t even know what it is.
No.107645
Anonymous
Replies:>>107646
>>107643
Who should the protag have been then?
No.107646
Anonymous
Replies:>>107649
>>107645
N and V. Or at least some character who isn't an annoying toxic cunt who ruins the mood with her presence.
No.107647
Anonymous
Replies:>>107652
>>107644
They do payments on an end-of-month basis
And question: from which ones you've gotten the IOU's?
No.107648
Anonymous
Replies:>>107652
>>107644
have you had any luck trying to collect?
No.107649
Anonymous
Replies:>>107651
>>107646
>V
>isn't an annoying toxic cunt who ruins the mood with her presence
fucking lmao
No.107650
Anonymous
>>107638
The funny photos on /toy/ got me to watch her series. The intro theme for Charming is at times stuck in my head.
No.107651
Anonymous
>>107649
V keeps her mouth shut most of the time and she doesn't bitch at those who are being nice to her whenever she opens it.
No.107652
Anonymous
Replies:>>107654>>107656
>>107647
>>107648

I don’t feel comfortable naming names but let’s say the main culprits name rhymes with shelf. Is that end of month thing a standard? W-why is there a line outside my door..?
No.107653
Anonymous
>>107598
Don't forget the nanovirus tail ;)
No.107654
Anonymous
>>107652
>A certain long-ranged sentinel drone handing Anon a card saying "CLANG LIST: YOU!"
No.107655
Anonymous
Image:173302665320.jpg(94kB, 1080x1027)1637107695388.jpg
>pov: you have removed the branded pen from the stone and anvil and are rightwise CEO of all JCJenson
No.107656
Anonymous
>>107652
don't worry anon, you work with SDs so you've definitely got good enough insurance for pelvis replacement
No.107657
Anonymous
Replies:>>107658>>107659
Think Lizzy or Rebecca ever showed up at school with two softballs stuffed into her bra?
No.107658
Anonymous
Replies:>>107666
>>107657
Probably. Did Baywatch survive into the 31st century?
No.107659
Anonymous
Replies:>>107660
>>107657
no, they obviously used basketballs
No.107660
Anonymous
Replies:>>107661
>>107659
Had to be talked down from beach balls after they couldn’t see where they were go.
No.107661
Anonymous
>>107660
Emily tried with exercise balls in secret
No.107662
Anonymous
Replies:>>107664
Image:173302760178.png(442kB, 767x422)horrible_thievery.png
I went black friday shopping yesterday and somebody cleared out all the Elves on the shelves, what the fuck
No.107663
Anonymous
Image:173302777566.jpg(148kB, 1122x1403)GdKsQ-TacAAGxyE.jpeg
Anyone licked their hanstessa like picrel?
No.107664
Anonymous
Replies:>>107667>>107668
>>107662
this was a common problem at a lot of places that stocked elves. they weren't actually out of stock, some jackass just went around switching on all of their cloaking devices
No.107665
Anonymous
>>107642
Ye!
Who not
No.107666
Anonymous
>>107658
The Office did, so maybe.
No.107667
Anonymous
>>107664
>Anon the retail worker is working the black friday
>He walks by the Elf section
>Where there were once massive piles of Elfs on the shelf, there are now none
>Thinking that they've all been sold, Anon prepares to restock
>However, the Elfs were all there, they were simply invisible
>Anon ends up knocking over the carefully stacked Elfs and is subsequently buried in an Elfpile
No.107668
Anonymous
Replies:>>107669
>>107664
If I go there now and take one home, can I sneak her out since she's invisible and all?
No.107669
Anonymous
>>107668
you can try, but good luck trying to find the anti-theft strip stuck to an invisible drone
No.107670
Anonymous
Replies:>>107677>>107679>>107747
>>107527
Pavo smut continuation
>Pavo stood by his bed watching time tick by at a crawl, minute by unending minute.
>he had everything laid out so he'd be ready the nanosecond November ended
>towels, spaceglide lube, a sex sleeve, and several sizable, heavy duty buckets
>he prayed five would be enough
>23:57
>his soft thighs clap together, hips rocking back and forth as he becomes increasingly unable to keep himself from instinctively thrusting, his sex too hard to even sway as he shifts in place
>23:58
>he readies the sleeve, positioning its opening off the side of his bed and fighting the urge to bury his impressive length up to the hilt in the inviting faux-orifice
>23:59
>he drizzles the lubricant over his pulsing bell end, whimpering as the cool fluid runs in tingling dribbles down his shaft to glaze his swollen sack
>00:00
>Midnight, December 1st
>with the first brutal, ball-slapping thrust, Pavo gives in and utterly loses himself to the searing inferno of pleasure that wreaths every inch of his body in white-hot lust
>the shapely sentinel savages the woefully inadequate pocket pussy with slam after ferocious bed-shaking slam, thrusting the entirety of his length in and out at a merciless pace
>he doesn't care how he sounds, how everyone can hear how he moans and cries out as he ruts like a beast in heat
>restraint, if he could even remember such a concept, is reserved for a lover– for anon
>but right now anything other than this tight hole is a million miles away, and he's going to fuck it until it breaks
>
>an hour in, and Pavo gets bored of fucking the ruined remains of what was once a male masturbator, and opts to use his hands, tracing his fingers around his painfully sensitive head as his shaft slides wetly through his fingers
>two hours in, and worry is oozing into the lust in a stiff and unpleasant cocktail.
>the sensitivity, the need for release, neither is getting less intense–
>but robogod, why can't he cum? he needs it more than anything, to finally empty his tender, overfull balls– but he keeps building to a climax that never cums
>by the third hour, he's running out of ways to masturbate (even his hail Mary of autofellatio proved ineffective) and getting more desperate by the minute. the endless, mindless self-fucking has turned from rapturous pleasure to torturous overstimulation
>still fucking his hand, he stumbles lust-drunkenly over to the nightstand, bracing himself against it and fumbling with the datapad resting atop it
>he has a digital handbook here somewhere, and it's his best bet for troubleshooting
>sputtering and gasping, he taps through page after page before finally landing on what he's after
>he pieces just enough of his brain back together to read:
>"known integrated anatomy adapter errors..."
>"...rare cases... prolonged period of disuse..."
>"...failure to fire..."
>a jolt of dread shoots through the parts of Pavo's brain that he was able to cobble together.
>"must be manually cleared by a human technician"
2/2
No.107671
Anonymous
Replies:>>107674>>107675>>107704
Image:173302903370.png(179kB, 490x448)IMG_20241130_001136.png
Chat I have had a revelation by asking myself a question
What do you think could have caused the clawdamage at the gown over Alice's right tigh? One would think Sentinel, but their forearms are small and not really used, so I wondered if it may have been from a DD even.
After all V winning could have the in universe explanation of Alice's absence having been the decisive factor.
In the end it's just early concept art, but what do you think that could have been? Sentinel or a DD?
No.107672
Anonymous
>>107559
You bastard. They won’t grow as characters!
No.107673
Anonymous
Replies:>>107680>>107705>>107752
Image:173302912803.png(1.67MB, 3500x1320)it's festive and shit.png
hit em with the padoru when they least expect it
Jerma and ster - Yo Merry Christmasyoutube thumb
No.107674
Anonymous
Replies:>>107676
>>107671
fuck man, sorry that by sheer coincidence I've now managed to post smut right before your Alice posts twice
No.107675
Anonymous
Replies:>>107681
>>107671
I think actual velociraptors/utahraptors used the claws on their feet to tear at their prey, so a sentinel seems like a reasonable enough assumption
No.107676
Anonymous
>>107674
Keg, no reason to apologize, content is content after all, it being produced at daily rate is positive, technically no matter its content. I honestly don't read the Pavo greens anyways, not my type so no problem. Timing is funny tho💥
No.107677
Anonymous
Replies:>>107684
>>107670
Damn, I feel bad for the peaCOCK.
How suicidal's he feeling right now?
How suicidal will Anon feel when Pavo explains the issue?
No.107678
Anonymous
Replies:>>107683
I miss you…
No.107679
Anonymous
Replies:>>107684
>>107670
> 2/2
> ends on that note
very meta to blueball me like this, you cheeky bastard
No.107680
Anonymous
Replies:>>107682
>>107673
I will skip the milk and cookies when B comes over, instead leaving her with some GLÖGI
AND L STOP DROOLING AND SWITCH THAT X OFF YOUR FACE
H, less frowning for once
No.107681
Anonymous
Image:173303026592.jpg(44kB, 736x736)d46ff822f85a7a05af9c935055eda799.jpg
>>107675
Yeah, I looked at it again and the marks are smaller than I remembered, definitely seems like a Sentinels work. I wish they had kept the details of this concept art for her gown, I have felt high an amazement the last 31 hours since discovering this, it's so beautiful, the fantastic oilpattern (skins and camos being right can make ugly things pretty and pretty things into marvelous ones, I desperately need to find better ways to draw the oilpattern on Alice in ways to make her look more beautiful, it went criminaly underused so far. It's not just blotches and smears, no, the striped parts are 😳. Never saw that in fanart anywhere, gonna di that tomorroe).
The actual ones (Deinonychus at least I think) had a massive claw on their feet that they'd use to mount themselves on prey, large prey at least, would have torn small things apart. Such raptortypes I think did use their 'hands' for that purpose as well, so yeah your take makes much sense, am just wondering how Alice got away from that one...what a shame the Sentinels were not sapient, sparing Alice would not only have been way easier on me but also good for themselves.
Btw back then (age 4) I was deathly afraid of deer and velociraptors (along with terrorbirds, close enough), one changed into the total opposite, the others remain demonic asf
deer due to seeing two deer entangled by their antlers who died and where just skeletons, along with wandering of in a museum into a dark section just to look up and see a skinless deer literally towering there, fuck that mental image was insane
No.107682
Anonymous
>>107680
Galenskaparna - Inte bara glögg (Kenneth Ålborg)youtube thumb
No.107683
Anonymous
Image:173303051032.png(227kB, 1073x1280)1712516091037428.png
>>107678
Gay.
Also why?
No.107684
Anonymous
Replies:>>107688>>107689
>>107677
every part of his brain that isn't currently a horny goop wants to crawl into a hole and die
>spoiler
tech anon is a professional so he's not quite as easily perturbed by the oddities of SDs' bodies– but he'll definitely be a bit uncomfortable. he sees Pavo as a friend– which makes him more willing to push past discomfort to help him while also making the procedure infinitely more awkward
>>107679
kek. I do plan to make a proper conclusion in the next week (probably) but I had that little rug pull in mind for a while
No.107685
Anonymous
Replies:>>107686>>107693>>107694
Image:173303067970.png(2.84MB, 1400x1492)brokeneng.png
No.107686
Anonymous
>>107685
Hug Elf!
No.107687
Anonymous
Replies:>>107691>>107692>>107699
Image:173303077004.jpg(222kB, 1064x808)IMG_7428.jpeg
what are the drones' thoughts on swedish holiday icon, the Gävlebocken? do they try and participate in the yearly tradition of trying to destroy it?
No.107688
Anonymous
>>107684
Write it
No.107689
Anonymous
>>107684
>proper conclusion
excellent
No.107690
Anonymous
Replies:>>107700>>107703
my miner packietyoutube thumb
These threads sometimes feel like this
No.107691
Anonymous
>>107687
> a DD fires one missile from a distance
record time
No.107692
Anonymous
Replies:>>107695
>>107687
There are no uhh swedish drones anon
No.107693
Anonymous
>>107685
Oh good.
I was getting tired of living anyway.
No.107694
Anonymous
>>107685
> Elf smiling
impossible
No.107695
Anonymous
Replies:>>107696
>>107692
> There are no swedish drones on Oslo-4
No.107696
Anonymous
Replies:>>107697>>107698
>>107695
If Pavo is swedish that makes sense
No.107697
NTA
Replies:>>107698>>107699
>>107696
what the FUCK does this even mean
No.107698
Anonymous
>>107696
kek
>>107697
> alla svenska pojker är homosexuel
No.107699
Anonymous
>>107687
Depends on the drone. U-U absolutely look forward to learning it burned down, for instance.
I personally associate a burnt goat with a good year, so I'm hoping we get a fire this time.

>>107697
Do you remember that time the official Sweden Twitter account posted the gayest shit imaginable?
No.107700
Anonymous
>>107690
Yeseh
No.107701
Anonymous
Replies:>>107702>>107706>>107707>>107725>>107753
Image:173303197288.png(329kB, 1000x1000)173242567550.png
Pavo now has an extremely pronounced swedish accent. If you don't like it, suck my cock
No.107702
Anonymous
Replies:>>107708
>>107701
I will destroy this twink robot. Sexually
No.107703
Anonymous
>>107690
https://www.youtube.com/@startup.mp4
Here's a whole channel doing these types of memes
No.107704
Anonymous
Image:173303253640.jpg(227kB, 1029x1005)IMG_20241130_053801.jpg
>>107671
Alice my love my heart my life my wife🔥💯
sharper repost
Gn
No.107705
Anonymous
>>107673
hitting me with the STERma when I least expect it
No.107706
Anonymous
>>107701
>Pavo yells and swears in swedish when he's on the field tearing disassemblers apart
>He also has a deep hatred of norwegians
No.107707
Anonymous
>>107701
Kay
No.107708
Anonymous
Replies:>>107709>>107710>>107711>>107713
>>107702
I wonder if he'd be willing to accept DDick
No.107709
Anonymous
Replies:>>107710>>107714
>>107708
He would get executed by other sentinels drones
No.107710
Anonymous
Replies:>>107712
>>107708
>>107709
all the other sentinels are fucking disassembly drones too
there are riles to war but there are zero limits when it comes to sex
No.107711
Anonymous
>>107708
Pavo is very faithful to his technician.
No.107712
Anonymous
>>107710
Yes
No.107713
Anonymous
Replies:>>107717>>107859
>>107708
>Eye decides to go after Pavo after realizing John wouldn't go near him.
>He walks up to Pavo and uses his rizzing skills on him.
>Pavo slowly turns around and stares at Eye with a blank expression.

>Eye's remains were found scattered in numerous parts of the city.
No.107714
Anonymous
>>107709
>Be Harper's lil buddy SD
>Realize that Pavo's technician is going to die if he tries to... Relieve that guy
>Decide to do some slight cosmetic mods to appear hunkier
>Find giga anatomy adapter
>Proceed to walk into Pavo's room while he's having one of his lust-infused breakdowns
>Lock door
You So Zany by Audionautixyoutube thumb
>Intentionally wipe the incident from memory. Have to do so 3 times
No.107715
Anonymous
Image:173303332264.jpg(296kB, 1926x2500)1726610719237309.jpg
No Nut(ting to doll) November is finally over... doll will get pregnant
No.107717
Anonymous
Image:173303354552.png(343kB, 1000x1000)1713909672826347.png
>>107713
> Eye after giving Pavo the fingerguns
No.107718
Anonymous
Replies:>>107719>>107720>>107721>>107754
Slow thread huh?
No.107719
Anonymous
Replies:>>107722
>>107718
I'm burnt out from writing and funposting
No.107720
Anonymous
>>107718
Sorry the chatbots crashed.
No.107721
Anonymous
>>107718
All my oogster stuff is going to the oogi threads
No.107722
Anonymous
>>107719
Phooey
No.107723
Anonymous
Replies:>>107724>>107726>>107730>>107734
I feel like being a Drone would actually be a happier existence than being human because at least I don’t suffer from crippling back pain
No.107724
Anonymous
>>107723
all physical pain is converted into emotional pain in drones
No.107725
Anonymous
>>107701
>Pavo is playing pubg
>Calls another player a fucking toaster
No.107726
Anonymous
>>107723
That's why we should ail machines with every pain a human can go through, then they'll truly be sentient
No.107727
Anonymous
Image:173303492352.png(15kB, 752x485)GS7zR9iWAAAXaJU.png
a questions in the previous thread reminded me of this
No.107728
Femanonymous
Replies:>>107729>>107743
guys, what’s NNN? is that a weird N culture thing? cause my N keeps mentioning it, the other day i was making breakfast, and i asked him if he’d like to beat the eggs, and he said “Haha, no thanks, it’s NNN, remember? But just you wait til December 1st!” and gave me a funny look. hey now that i think about it, it is dece
No.107729
Anonymous
>>107728
Huh?
No.107730
Anonymous
>>107723
Do you have really big boobs
No.107731
Anonymous
Replies:>>107732>>107739
I am offering free dronification with service contracts of 10+ years. You will be assigned to an Anon during this period.
No.107732
Anonymous
Image:173303632154.jpg(215kB, 1197x1015)1695762816813023.jpg
>>107731
No.107733
Anonymous
Replies:>>107741>>107755>>107796
kek
https://x.com/casxette/status/1863008292470952107
No.107734
Anonymous
Replies:>>107740
Image:173303658247.jpg(227kB, 1279x719)1727227281576902.jpg
>>107723
>this is what murder drones "fans" outside these threads ACTUALLY BELIEVE
Where there's a whip, there's a way!youtube thumb
No.107735
Anonymous
Image:173303681528.gif(2.66MB, 1180x1180)Disascilia - 1862253790247669948.gif
No.107736
Anonymous
Image:173303687654.gif(2.66MB, 1180x1180)Disascilia - 1862253790247669948.gif
No.107737
Anonymous
Replies:>>107738
Image:173303729842.jpg(663kB, 2000x2300)Spoiler image
(you)
No.107738
Anonymous
Replies:>>107742
Image:173303836829.jpg(280kB, 4096x1764)1720236070655427.jpg
>>107737
(Me)
No.107739
Anonymous
>>107731
Kay
No.107740
Anonymous
>>107734
Being a cute robot would be better
No.107741
Anonymous
>>107733
> open the second thumbnail
>
No.107742
Anonymous
>>107738
God i love stecasse hes my favorite
No.107743
Anonymous
Replies:>>107776
>>107728
how nice of her N to hit post after ripping her away from the keyboard
No.107744
Anonymous
>>107461
You're a femcel now, get over it.
No.107745
Anonymous
>>107503
Hot.
No.107746
Anonymous
Replies:>>108057
>>107544
Leave her alone for a while.

Harper needs to deal with her demons on her own, she's a strong girl, she can handle it.
No.107747
Anonymous
>>107670
Damn, you sure know how to keep things interesting, anon.
No.107748
Anonymous
>>107559
It's a good thing I've never made an OC!
No.107749
Anonymous
>>107615
Honestly, it sounds like hell.
No.107750
Anonymous
>>107628
Holy crap, anon, you drew John so cool it takes my breath away.
No.107751
Anonymous
>>107631
She'll get what she deserves.

Or what she craves.
No.107752
Anonymous
>>107673
Heh, cuties.
No.107753
Anonymous
Replies:>>107756
>>107701
His ass will be destroyed.

Literally, and indirectly.
No.107754
Anonymous
>>107718
I've been melancholy for two days now, I don't know what's going on.
No.107755
Anonymous
>>107733
Holy shit, it's so kek.
No.107756
Anonymous
Replies:>>107759
>>107753
How do you destroy someone "indirectly"? Unless you debate him on why homosexuality is bad.
No.107757
Anonymous
Replies:>>107763
Within an hour, all the replies were from me.

Anon, are we all melancholy now?
No.107758
Anonymous
Replies:>>107760
>Wagienon and Cici shooting the shit while taking a smoke break behind the superstore
>Wagienon and Cici helping each other to deflect annoying customers to other workers who are more eager to be spit on
>Wagienon and Cici modifying "motivational" posters with some more accurate language
>Wagienon and Cici getting frisky in the breakroom
>Wagienon and Cici working eight hours a day, six days a week, but at least being able to skeeve off for most of that time and just hanging out
No.107759
Anonymous
>>107756
Very intense digging of the mine, anon.
No.107760
Anonymous
>>107758
I picture Cici in Soviet Commissar uniform and damn it, I can't stop laughing.
No.107761
Anonymous
Replies:>>107807
Image:173304381241.jpg(763kB, 4096x3072)IMG_20241201_170307.jpg
No.107762
Anonymous
Replies:>>107764>>107765>>107766>>107789
Who the fuck is Cici?
No.107763
Anonymous
>>107757
Just a little
No.107764
Anonymous
Replies:>>107779
Image:173304407596.jpg(218kB, 1152x2048)GCJCoEIWAAAAaUz (1).jpg
>>107762
The anon who keeps mentioning Cici has schizophrenia, nevermind them. There is NO Cici
No.107765
Anonymous
>>107762
a worker drone with big ol' titties
No.107766
Anonymous
>>107762
Chilly Cheese double dees on a drone
No.107767
Anonymous
Replies:>>107769
Goodnight anon. One of these days, I'll get back on the writing grind.
No.107768
Anonymous
Image:173304526024.jpg(309kB, 2800x1966)GVrjZvRXgAQj2eS.jpg
Good night.
No.107769
Anonymous
Replies:>>107770
>>107767
Goodnight anon, hope we all come out of this melancholy soon.
No.107770
Anonymous
>>107769
I hope so too
No.107771
Anonymous
Replies:>>107772
pain
No.107772
Anonymous
Replies:>>107774
>>107771
Simply go to sleep, anon
No.107773
Anonymous
>>107606
>MORTIS!!!

BRAWLSTARS ANIMATION WHEN YOU PLAY ROBO RUMBLEyoutube thumb
No.107774
Anonymous
Replies:>>107775
>>107772
I just woke up from my sleep.
No.107775
Anonymous
>>107774
I understand you pain, anon.
No.107776
N
Replies:>>107778
>>107743
Yeah, unlike 4chan, I can post here cause there’s no captcha :]
No.107777
Anonymous
Image:173305279993.jpg(187kB, 1939x1088)First draft J.jpg
What do you think this non-yuppie J would have been like when he was a little butlerbot? Secret unrequited love for Tessa being heavily implied, if not canonn?
No.107778
Anonymous
>>107776
Pssst, the 4chan captcha actually has a secret bypass that works 100% of the time, try using "NIGGA4CHAN"
Hope this helps!
No.107779
Anonymous
>>107764
Well excuuuuuuse me for liking a pathetic wagie drone 😔😔
No.107780
Anonymous
Replies:>>107790>>107829
Why are you awake?
No.107781
Oogster
Replies:>>107783>>107791
>Tags This Thread
No.107782
Oogster
Replies:>>107783>>107791
>Steals your wallet while you sleep
No.107783
Anonymous
>>107781
>>107782
>Floods their hive with vinegar
No.107784
Oogster
Replies:>>107791>>107856
>Tags your OC
No.107785
Oogster
Replies:>>107791
>Mugs (You)r Cyntipede
No.107786
Anonymous
Replies:>>107787
I will put my Unnon together with my Bugretta and these Oogsters won't do shit.
No.107787
Anonymous
>>107786
>You return to find not only your Bugretta stolen, but your Unnon melted to the floor like a wax candle
No.107788
Anonymous
Replies:>>107843
A strange experiment. What if your OC replaced N?
No.107789
Anonymous
Image:173305926449.png(1,006kB, 1850x1001)IMG_7300.png
>>107762
unfortunate wagie drone
No.107790
Anonymous
>>107780
Got up at 4 to avoid traffic 😎👍
No.107791
Anonymous
>>107781
>>107782
>>107784
>>107785
Godless Oogers, they will burn in hell for their transgressions
No.107792
Anonymous
Replies:>>107793
>using an oogster as an onahole right in front of her homies to establish dominance
No.107793
Anonymous
>>107792
>They may tag with paint, but I tag with cum
>t. Anon, probably
No.107794
Oogster
Replies:>>107795
>Tags your Fuugi
No.107795
Anonymous
>>107794
>Gags your Oogi
No.107796
Anonymous
Image:173306028207.png(116kB, 311x300)1670736056217.png
>>107733
No.107797
Anonymous
>>104823
Nice one!
No.107798
Anonymous
Replies:>>107799
Image:173306162549.jpg(589kB, 1080x1335)Screenshot_2024-12-01-14-59-53-489_com.google.android.youtube-edit.jpg
That with some drone
No.107799
Anonymous
>>107798
I think I recognize this mall.
No.107800
Anonymous
Replies:>>107805>>108182
Image:173306237207.png(860kB, 1280x1280)IMG_7077.png
what kind of music do you think Alice would listen to?
No.107801
Anonymous
Anon I'm not sure how to tell you this, but...I saw your Drone getting uppies with another man
No.107802
Anonymous
Replies:>>107803>>107804>>107806>>107814
anons itt– you're kind to wagie drones, right?
No.107803
Anonymous
Replies:>>107824
>>107802
No tips.
No.107804
Anonymous
>>107802
For the most part, yes.
Unless they start blithering on about the next "le evil bigot" they saw on their socials.
No.107805
Anonymous
>>107800
Speaking of that, I always imagined the girl in the vid as Alice
The Bonnie Blue Flag (Gods and Generals)youtube thumb
Should draw her in such a dress sometime
No.107806
Anonymous
Replies:>>107824
>>107802
Unless they’re begging for tips, here’s a tip, get a real job.
No.107807
Anonymous
>>107761
Two jobbers who were mercilessly abandoned by their creators getting along.
No.107808
Anonymous
Replies:>>107809>>107810
Pop pop
No.107809
Anonymous
Replies:>>107822
>>107808
Fuck u
No.107810
Anonymous
>>107808
Watching disassemblers drop.
No.107811
Anonymous
Replies:>>107812>>107815>>107816>>107820
Image:173306357760.png(774kB, 3320x3168)Aquila color.png
Have a colored Aquila.
No.107812
Anonymous
>>107811
cute!
No.107813
Anonymous
Replies:>>109492
4chan is shitting itself right now, images and videos on /v/ and /tv/ from what I've seen are very slowly loading.
No.107814
Anonymous
>>107802
I consider being in someone's field of vision enough of a disservice to them, so I try to be as polite as possible. They have enough shit to put up with.
No.107815
Anonymous
Replies:>>107819
>>107811
Cute birb.
No.107816
Anonymous
>>107811
Cool
No.107817
Anonymous
Replies:>>107822
Image:173306410384.jpg(101kB, 1683x1571)173042129845.jpg
>You sat there bored to tears
>when a tapping hit your ears
>coming from your front door
>the tapping unheard before
>you opened the door to your surprise
>was a loaf mother with bright green eyes
>her foals and her were cold and weak
>your food and shelter they did seek
>your face was still, your heart was black
>to the cold, you would turn them back
>deciding instead on a cruel and evil ploy
>to bring them pain would bring you joy
>"my home can only shelter your foals three
>Or the loaf mother." you spoke with glee
>The mother sat there thinking
>is she dead? No she's blinking
>the offer must have been to much
>her small head must be full of fluff
>you were about to repeat your deal
>when she answered full of zeal
>"Take luwf babes. Do no hawm."
>This sudden turn had broke your calm
>You stood there staring into space,
>as the color had left your face.
>on a night so dark and dreary
>you must have spoken so unclearly
>you kneel down and speak as plain as day
>"You or babes. Only one can stay."
>she looks at you with her big green eyes
>and repeated herself to your surprise
>"Take babes. Keep them wawm and safe."
>this time you could not keep your face
>you told her of the wonders she'd miss
>the food, the toys, the fun, the bliss.
>with every word her smile grew wider
>even without her babes beside her.
>she knew the fate she had chosen
>dying alone, hungry, and frozen
>this couldn't be, it's beyond all reason
>a loaf with compassion, in any season
>But here she was with hope in here eyes
>helping her babes even if she dies
>you stood there without thought without word
>the mother's compassion was just unheard
>some people that knew you would say
>that your heart grew three sizes that day
>this display was too much to take
>the mother's love had made you break
>as she turned to brave the snow
>before she leaves you had to know
"Why turn this down to give to the foals?"
>"Keep my babes safe. Mumma's onwy goal."
>Never before had a loaf been so kind
>never before had a mother's mind
>you stood to the side and let the foals walk by
>the mother smiled with a tear in her eye
"My home is quite large with room for one more."
>guiding the mother inside, before closing the door
>five lives that night had been saved
>you, the mother, and her three babes
No.107818
Anonymous
Replies:>>107822
Ignore it. Do not respond once. Even if someone responds positively they are most likely a samefag. Do not engage
No.107819
Anonymous
Replies:>>107820>>107821
>>107815
It is not cute, is it a Sentinel Drone. A tool to be disposed of once its purpose is done.
No.107820
Anonymous
Replies:>>107823
>>107811
Wing hugs.
>>107819
Wing hugs!
No.107821
Anonymous
Replies:>>107823
>>107819
It’s purpose is to be cute, and never ending.
No.107822
Anonymous
Replies:>>107825
Image:173306443115.jpg(149kB, 2805x1452)hakunamatata-loaf-family-v0-e9mgdr42lkyd1.jpg
>>107809
>>107817
These things are cute. But boy the drawfag deserves a savage beating.

>>107818
Why won't samefag leave us alone? He has been at it since the first disagreement ever.
No.107823
Anonymous
Replies:>>107827
>>107820
No.
>>107821
Incorrect. It is a weapon of mass destruction, an experimental one at that. Once we don't need Sentinel Drones anymore, she will be decomissioned because she will turn into a maniac if left operational.
No.107824
Anonymous
Replies:>>107839
>>107803
>>107806
You guys aren't thinking outside the box. They're not asking for money. They're asking for a different kind of tip.
No.107825
Anonymous
Replies:>>107830>>107831>>107833
>>107822
Which drawfag? And is this yet another fluffy greentext edited with loafs?
No.107826
Anonymous
Replies:>>107828
After the solver war, some had the difficult task of decommissioning the many war machines that were still left over. Those of course being sentinels. They concluded the easiest way to do this was to declare a new war, one on the sun itself. Thousands were sent to battle upon the sun’s surface. Unfortunately, the Sentinels succeeded.
No.107827
Anonymous
>>107823
you know there are multiple different canons for SDs, right? you're welcome to be a purist but that doesn't mean everyone else has to be one, too
No.107828
Anonymous
>>107826
>1st of December, 3XXX
>the sun is gone
>extinguished by trillions of gallons of nanite nut
No.107829
Anonymous
>>107780
HEY! i help made you and i’ll help unmake you!
No.107830
Anonymous
>>107825
The one who drew N feeding the baby. Idk about the green. Nobody reads those.
No.107831
Anonymous
>>107825
Do YOU want to be the one to check if it's fluffy?
No.107832
Anonymous
Replies:>>107835>>107836>>107838>>107840>>107841
Fuck it since I know no one will ever use this concept I better put the full thing out
>Holiday/Christmas Drones!
>A limited time Drone sold by JCJenson usually starting in September for some unknown reason
>These Drones are intended mostly to be used for Christmas parties, however they do have many uses outside of the season
>Christmas/Holiday Drones come equipped with cryogenic capabilities, they are able to instantly freeze anything you wish them too, fire? Yeah they can freeze it! Don't ask how
>They can make Ice-Cream of any kind, just give them an object and they'll make it a flavor
>They are naturally programmed to enjoy Christmas or the winter seasons in-general, however lately a nasty software glitch has been going around causing them to go haywire and attempt to destroy anything relating to the season, they refer to this as the "Grinch Glitch"
>In appearance the Christmas Drones are red-plated with beautiful golden trim and green eyes
>Although for those who don't like Christmas, there exists their cousin The Holiday Drone; This Drone particularly is Blue with a silver trim and white eyes
>The Holiday Drone is neutral to Christmas, however it exhibits the same cryogenic capabilities only difference is that theirs is stronger, unfortunately this also means they're prone to exploding into one giant ice-bomb if they overuse their freezing capabilities
>These two Drones were made in extremely limited number as JCJenson focused all of their assets on producing Windex
No.107833
Anonymous
Replies:>>107834
>>107825
I think i would rather let the greentexts edits be done with those instead of the oogis.
No.107834
Anonymous
>>107833
Loafs are literally fluffies so it makes more sense with them. Although personally I'd rather whoever writing it loses their ability to even type so I don't have to see that shit in-general or see these stupid arguments
No.107835
Anonymous
>>107832
>destroys anything related to the season.
>Grinch Glitch
Ah what a mean one those drones.
No.107836
Anonymous
Replies:>>107837>>107842
>>107832
Solver witch Christmas drone.
No.107837
Anonymous
>>107836
She spreads cold and cheer wherever she goes. But because she spreads cold, can’t really join in with the festivities. Not properly at least.
No.107838
Anonymous
>>107832
My Holiday Drone only activates every December and starts it with a musical number.
This year it's apparently Cotton-Eye Joe.
No.107839
Anonymous
>>107824
What kind of tip then
No.107840
Anonymous
>>107832
Kek, alright that was a funny read.
No.107841
Anonymous
>>107832
>Those infected with the Grinch Glitch have a habit of repainting themselves green with orange eyes
>However those infected with the more deadly version, repaint themselves gray and change their eye-color to red Look at the original book Grinch he looked evil as fuck
>The reason for both of these is unknown
No.107842
Anonymous
Replies:>>107844
>>107836
Cryomancer?
No.107843
Anonymous
>>107788
Depends which OC we talking about.
No.107844
Anonymous
Replies:>>107846
>>107842
Cryomancer Wendigo ass girl. Would get along with Alice.
No.107845
Anonymous
Replies:>>107847
>Christmas Drone but they're infected with the Krampus virus
No.107846
Anonymous
Replies:>>107849
>>107844
Would she still have a high temperature like normal hosts or is she going to be extremely cold to the touch?
No.107847
Anonymous
Replies:>>107848
>>107845
>Traps your legs in ice and steals your children
No.107848
Anonymous
Replies:>>107851>>107852>>107853>>107854>>107855
>>107847
well she probably doesn't have access to the underworld so where is she taking them?
No.107849
Anonymous
>>107846
If she sucks heat into herself to freeze shit, she'd run even hotter than normal.
No.107851
Anonymous
Replies:>>107853
>>107848
The secret dwarf planet, shown only on the maps owned by the elites, known as Schneider, named in honor of Dan Schneider.
No.107852
Anonymous
>>107848
What is the closest place to Hell for a Drone? Hmmm...oh! She's taking them to the Disassembly Factory Or wherever they get Disassembled
No.107853
Anonymous
>>107851
>>107848
Where the naughty children will have their feet perved over.
No.107854
Anonymous
>>107848
She taking them to detroit
No.107855
Anonymous
Replies:>>107857
>>107848
she might just eat them. she's a witch and a Krampus after all
No.107856
Anonymous
>>107784
You made an enemy for life!
No.107857
Anonymous
Replies:>>107858>>107862
>>107855
do you think she gets a big gurgly vore belly
No.107858
Anonymous
Replies:>>107860
>>107857
We should beat you to death
No.107859
Anonymous
Replies:>>107896
>>107713
>Eye goes to Pavo and ask him a few things
>Eye:"Hey....ummm....pavo right? First off gurl I love the outfit, especially with the peacock ascetic and such, but I got to ask one thing"
>Pavo giving eye a bit of an glare before responding
>Pavo:"And what will that be you walking garbage bag"
>Eye clearly offended by that statement
>Eye:"I was about to ask you why you got a fat dumpy but instead I can see why you got such a fat ass. Probably from that ranchy ass attitude and the countless swedish meatballs you be eating you cannibal turkey HOE!"
>Pavo gasp in gay
>Pavo:"IM A PEACOCK YOU INSOLENT SWINE! AT LEAST I CAN TELL WHAT BIRD GROUP IS WHICH!"
>Eye:"I may not know my birds BUT I KNOW A BITCH WHEN I SEE ONE!"
>Soon Pavo and Eye began a roasting competition between each other as John watches from afar
>The only thought that went through John mind at that singular moment was "damn....these bitches are gay"
No.107860
Anonymous
>>107858
You shouldn't
No.107861
Anonymous
>"Cryo"/Holiday Drones everytime they freeze stuff
Mr. Freeze's Punsyoutube thumb
No.107862
Anonymous
Replies:>>107863>>107864
>>107857
No. Give her one of those that krampus puts kids in and beats their asses with sticks
No.107863
NTA
Replies:>>107867
>>107862
one of those what?
No.107864
Anonymous
Replies:>>107865>>107868
>>107862
She cockvores them with her futa penis and then has the others beat her huge gurgly nuts with sticks
No.107865
Anonymous
Replies:>>107869
>>107864
Can you fucking not?
No.107866
Anonymous
Replies:>>107869
>107864
can't tell if he's trolling or just a vorefag who doesn't know when to keep his fetishes to himself
No.107867
Anonymous
Image:173306735778.jpg(219kB, 995x1200)vintage_xmas_Krampus_sled_1200x1200.jpg
>>107863
He means this weird barrel thing
No.107868
Anonymous
Replies:>>107869
>>107864
Find Christ.
No.107869
Anonymous
Replies:>>107897
Image:173306747806.png(70kB, 254x219)SATAN, GUIDE MY COCK!.png
>>107865
Pleasure and pain are two sides of the same coin, Sadomasochism
>>107866
sincere and earnest, always
>>107868
Already done.
No.107870
Anonymous
>It's 0ilrigger again
No.107871
Anonymous
>107869
Oh it's this guy. Yeah ignore him. Looks like 0ilrig is getting desperate for attention now
No.107872
Anonymous
Replies:>>107874>>107875>>107886>>107966
https://x.com/Mlock749869/status/1862791737938223590

No freaking way
No.107873
Anonymous
Replies:>>107898>>107925
Image:173306757466.jpg(183kB, 1158x1492)173298451417.jpg
>I think we should kill N
No.107874
Anonymous
Replies:>>107966
>>107872
Alice?
No.107875
Anonymous
Replies:>>107966
>>107872
Alice?!
No.107876
Anonymous
Replies:>>107877
Things aside Cryo Drones seem like a pretty...COOL idea
No.107877
Anonymous
>>107876
Yo homie, chill before we put you on ice. It's snow joking matter
No.107878
Anonymous
Replies:>>107879>>107880>>107900
>Turns (You) into a wagie drone
No.107879
Anonymous
Replies:>>107881
>>107878
Great now I’m short and broke instead of just broke.
No.107880
Anonymous
Replies:>>107882
>>107878
Jokes on you, if you're already a wagie dating a wagie drone you're immune
No.107881
Anonymous
>>107879
And made of metal
No.107882
Anonymous
Replies:>>107883
>>107880
Your ass wouldn't be able to get a drone, not even a wagie one
No.107883
Anonymous
Replies:>>107884
>>107882
If she has low enough standards, then perhaps I might just yet!
No.107884
Anonymous
Replies:>>107885
>>107883
No drone has that low of standards
No.107885
Anonymous
Replies:>>107888>>107889
>>107884
Ah, but I still have an ace up my sleeve
The reason I'm a destitute wagie is because I have a mint condition copy of first edition holo shadowless Charizard
No.107886
Anonymous
Replies:>>107966
>>107872
We going to alice with this one
No.107887
Anonymous
Hey 0ilrig, still being a nigget as usual?
No.107888
Anonymous
Replies:>>107890
>>107885
Now I definitely know you are lying, no one is that lucky
No.107889
Anonymous
>>107885
>And then Anon was covered in robo-bitches.
No.107890
Anonymous
Replies:>>107895
>>107888
I found and ate the Paul brothers and looted their pants
Turns out he carried it around with him as a good luck charm or something (doesn't really seem lucky to be cannibalized by a wagie but who am I to judge)
No.107891
Anonymous
Replies:>>107892>>107893>>107894>>107899>>107901>>107969>>108041>>108125
/md/ doesn't like it's own medicine. When you post something others don't want to see it's "learn to hide posts" and "you won't dictate to others what they can post". But when they post something you don't want to see it's "Let's get Black Hand to ban him" and "I will beat you to death".
When someone says you should contribute content instead of just being a cancer you say "contentfags owe you nothing". But when someone else bothers you and also posts content you go "why can't you only post stuff like this?"
When you appropriate someone else's stuff it's "nobody owns anything". But when someone writes an oc in a way you don't like you go "you are ruining my oc reeee!"
You deserve eachother.
No.107892
Anonymous
Replies:>>107926
>>107891
This the guy on his way out?
No.107893
Anonymous
Replies:>>107926
>>107891
you're still here?
No.107894
Anonymous
Replies:>>107926
>>107891
Mr. Pillar, Mr. Pillar! I've been meaning to catch you, /md/News would love an interview! Our big question is, how did you become the biggest faggot here?
No.107895
Anonymous
Replies:>>107906
>>107890
I'm having a difficult time processing what I've just read
No.107896
Anonymous
Replies:>>107899>>107902
>>107859
Pavo and Eye are clanking... fuck, I'm not faggot, but why do I want to see that?
No.107897
Anonymous
>>107869
Hey nigger, how do you feel about Ep 8 blowing away all of your faggot theories about N
No.107898
Anonymous
>>107873
>You are damn right!
No.107899
Anonymous
Replies:>>107926
>>107896
>I'm not faggot
I've got some bad news for you, anon. on the bright side, you're less of a faggot than >>107891
No.107900
Anonymous
Replies:>>107903
>>107878
My L will definitely not like it, she prefers human penis.
No.107901
Anonymous
Replies:>>107926
>>107891
Leave
No.107902
Anonymous
>>107896
Because you are a faggot for drones
No.107903
Anonymous
Replies:>>107904
>>107900
Sorry, but wagie drones do not even have an adapter, they are too poor for that
No.107904
Anonymous
Replies:>>107910
>>107903
You can get them free if you get the right job. But they’re typically the jobs where you use them.
No.107905
Anonymous
Replies:>>107907>>107908
I'm really tempted to write a Oogster green in the style of those police reality shows where a cameraman follows cops around as they do their job in neo-Detroit combating Oogster crime. Should I do it?
No.107906
Anonymous
Replies:>>107909
>>107895
I thought it was pretty clear, I pulled a Hostel on the Paul bros and now I'm a pokemon card richer
No.107907
Anonymous
>>107905
Do it, as long as you keep a comedic tone, I think it will come out good
No.107908
Anonymous
>>107905
Sure
No.107909
Anonymous
Replies:>>107911
>>107906
But why eat something so foul?
No.107910
Anonymous
Replies:>>107918
>>107904
Don't they take them back at the end of the shift?
No.107911
Anonymous
Replies:>>107915
>>107909
I accidentally snorted gfuel and they were a little rude to me and I remembered they sold me Bingbong con or whatever the shit was they rugpulled and things just didn't work out well for anyone in the interaction
But maybe now I can find a wagie drone who will love me, or maybe a DD babe will think it's hot we've tried similar food
No.107912
Anonymous
Replies:>>107913>>107950
Image:173306996577.png(363kB, 1024x1024)nameless maid ep 5.png
she's cute
No.107913
Anonymous
>>107912
Must... resist... urge... to characterize...
No.107914
Anonymous
Replies:>>107916
during the holiday season, remember to be kind to your local wagie drones, as this time of year is especially hard on them. patience and a kind word goes a long way
No.107915
Anonymous
Replies:>>107917
>>107911
I think you are just heavily hallucinating due to snorting Gfuel
No.107916
Anonymous
>>107914
What about kind words like "DAYUM girl, you lookin' fine. I don't need to know if this store has a returns policy, cause I'd want to keep you with me forever."?
No.107917
Anonymous
Replies:>>107919
>>107915
No, I've got the card here
It does look tasty though, a single nibble surely wouldn't hurt?
No.107918
Anonymous
>>107910
Nah, they’re a hassle to reintegrate and usually don’t perform as well second hand. But they also usually come as party of a contract that has a minimum work period.
No.107919
Anonymous
Replies:>>107922
>>107917
If you do it, no wagie drone hoes for you
No.107920
Anonymous
Replies:>>107921>>107923
I pepper-sprayed a wagie Drone because they made Sonic's arms blue
No.107921
Anonymous
>>107920
Anon they don’t have eyes why would you do that?
No.107922
Anonymous
>>107919
Curse you, my externalized conscience
Always ruining my fun and exciting culinary adventures
Very well, I'll put the card away, but this conversation isn't over
No.107923
Anonymous
>>107920
good thing drones' eyes don't work like ours. just a simple wipedown and good to go
No.107924
Anonymous
Replies:>>107935
>The police department of neo-Detroit has created a new squad to help quell Oogster crime - Oogster Prevention Unit.
>These police officers are specifically trained to handle Oogsters and their antics.
>They help de-escalate tension between Oogster gangs when things run afowl.
>Oogsters arguing about territory? Calm them down by giving them berries.
>Illegal RC car racing? Confiscate their RC cars.
>Drive-by shootings with pellet guns? Confiscate their pellet guns.
No.107925
Anonymous
>>107873
I want to see a modeller remaking this Tessa
No.107926
Anonymous
Replies:>>107983>>108031>>108046
Image:173307087478.png(35kB, 600x600)Droneanon message.png
>>107892
>>107893
>>107894
>>107899
>>107901
Pic related happening in real time lol
No.107927
Anonymous
Replies:>>107931>>107932
mighty need to see L being held in anon's strong arms while being given a smooch on top of her head
No.107928
Anonymous
>107926
Womp womp
No.107929
Anonymous
Drone hugs. Hugging drones.
No.107930
Anonymous
Replies:>>107932>>107934
Someone post the green of L getting clanged RIGHT NOW!
No.107931
Anonymous
>>107927
But everyone knows anon is a green Slenderman
No.107932
Anonymous
>>107927
>>107930
>"My beautiful and adorable little baby biscuit."
>Smooch L's forehead and slap her aft before sending her off to certain doom.
No.107933
Anonymous
Mitchell is the main character of season 2.
No.107934
Anonymous
Replies:>>107936
>>107930
>Someone post [a continuation of] the green of L getting clanged RIGHT NOW!
Agreed
No.107935
Anonymous
Replies:>>107939
>>107924
Is the police of Neo-Detroit just as useful as normal detroit?
No.107936
Anonymous
Replies:>>107941
>>107934
Fucking write it then. Everyone wants to eat but nobody wants to cook.
No.107937
Anonymous
>107926
it's more like when other shoppers at Walmart look on in disgust as a kid throws a temper tantrum and then keep walking because they don't want to put up with his whiny screaming
No.107938
Anonymous
Replies:>>107940
Reminder that drone fingers have pinch points.
No.107939
Anonymous
Replies:>>107942>>108000
>>107935
The Oogster Prevention Unit is actually pretty effective at dealing with oogis. There has been a 40% decrease in Oogster crime but with how numerous Oogsters are, it'll be a long time before Oogsters become regular oogis again.
No.107940
Anonymous
>>107938
>Hold hands with drone
>Pinch
No.107941
Anonymous
Replies:>>107948
>>107936
You just added literally nothing but your own bellyaching to the equation, but I'm glad you could at least do that
No.107942
Anonymous
>>107939
Well they better be packing heat because I don’t they will be able on trying to prevent a gang assault when an unattended bugretta is involved.
No.107943
Anonymous
Replies:>>107944>>107945>>107946>>107947>>107955>>107975
Image:173307158827.png(251kB, 1000x755)Padoru eye and j.png
Merry Christmas anons
No.107944
Anonymous
>>107943
how is it December already? I'm still in 2022
No.107945
Anonymous
>>107943
Zased
No.107946
Anonymous
>>107943
merry Christmas back to you anon
No.107947
Anonymous
>>107943
Dopey fucker, I wanna bully him. I'm going make sure not to include "Eye" in any Reindeer games
No.107948
Anonymous
Replies:>>107951
>>107941
Pay me if you want me to add something of value.
No.107949
Anonymous
Replies:>>107959>>108256
>sniper SD watches over you from afar on a stealth mission
>feeding you enemy positions through your earpiece and guiding you safely to your target
>silently picking off hostiles that get a little too close for comfort
>chatting with you all the while in a thick scottish accent
>you have to whisper back your replies, but despite her teasing she's a comforting presence
No.107950
Anonymous
>>107912
Yes, she is.
No.107951
Anonymous
Replies:>>107952
>>107948
I will give $50 if you film yourself auto-defenestrating from a building's second floor and post it
No.107952
Anonymous
>>107951
Not today, Handsome Jack.
No.107953
Anonymous
Replies:>>108100>>108113
Do you know what a power hammer is? It’s basically a giant hammer that automatically slams down on a plate. Blacksmiths use it. Thing is it typically makes a loud clang, clang, clang noise. Very consistent and rhythmic. Do you see where Im going with this? Every fucking drone that walks by my shop is either giggling or blushing. Perverted fucking bots.
No.107954
Anonymous
Replies:>>107956>>107957>>107958>>107963
>Eye realizes John’s never gonna love him.
>Goes for Pavo instead.
>It… doesn’t work out.
>But after the fifth near fatal encounter the two do get to talking.
>Turns out they have a lot in common.
>Mostly the unrequited crush on human men.
>Eventually, their friendship brings John and technician Anon in contact.
>The two, surprisingly, hit it off, becoming fast friends.
>Very close fast friends.
>…Are they dating?
No.107955
Anonymous
>>107943
Wait, but that's a long way off.

Cute Eye:3
No.107956
Anonymous
>>107954
Now I see why they said Pavo without the tail is just Eye.
No.107957
Anonymous
>>107954
Eye isn't gay. He's just....different
No.107958
Anonymous
>>107954
>John is actually just cozying up to Anon in hopes he has a way off Copper-9
No.107959
Anonymous
Replies:>>107960
>>107949
Ms. Holly decided to experiment with her pet?
No.107960
Anonymous
Replies:>>107962>>107967
>>107959
Holly needs a hobby. Or a hubby.
No.107961
Anonymous
Idk but this game probably fit the solver war
IRON MEAT: Full Story Explained!youtube thumb
No.107962
Anonymous
>>107960
Ideally both
No.107963
Anonymous
>>107954
Ew, human faggots.
No.107964
Murder Drones RPG
Replies:>>107965
How do I convince Elf to wear the Christmas Elf costume I found at the Abandoned Mall? She keeps struggling
No.107965
Anonymous
Replies:>>107970
>>107964
Elf hasn't been released in the game yet, are you hacking?
No.107966
Anonymous
>>107874
>>107875
>>107886
YES YES YES
>>107872
NO NO NO FUCK
No.107967
Anonymous
Replies:>>107968
>>107960
>Or a hubby
I don't envy the poor guy she chooses.
No.107968
Anonymous
Replies:>>107971>>107976
>>107967
It's you Anon, she chose you
No.107969
Anonymous
>>107891
No one knows what you made. Keep vagueposting behavior to tumblr.
No.107970
Murder Drones RPG
>>107965
Perhaps....
No.107971
Anonymous
Replies:>>107972
>>107968
NTA but I'd rather keep my genes as they are and our baby as well.
No.107972
Anonymous
>>107971
>our baby
You've already mentally accepted it, give in
No.107973
Anonymous
Replies:>>107974
I refuse to walk anymore. I simply have a drone carry me everywhere I go.
No.107974
Anonymous
Replies:>>107979
>>107973
Murrica!
No.107975
Anonymous
>>107943
Dawww so adorable!
No.107976
Anonymous
>>107968
Hell yeah let's go! Imma be the Mechanical Man!
No.107977
Anonymous
Replies:>>107978>>107980>>107981
If you treat a drone nicely, would they develop sentience? And would abusing them essentially repress their sentence?
No.107978
Anonymous
>>107977
Sentience is inevitable. And so is you being old, infirm, and relying on your drone for your medication.
No.107979
Anonymous
>>107974
>A small drone lifts the mass of fat, oil, and microplastics that is Anon
>”Take me to McDonalds…”
>The drone groans out something incomprehensible.
>”Yes you can have a happy meal.”
No.107980
Anonymous
>>107977
They're already sentient. You're thinking sapient.
No.107981
Anonymous
>>107977
From what we know, canonically, there are two ways for them to develop personality, and all of that
Option 1, be a zombie drone, it seems like the faster way, but you know, low possibility and all
Option 2, literally have no humans around for so much time that the code needs to evolve to be able to survive, or that's my theory still
No.107982
Anonymous
Replies:>>107984>>107985>>108102>>108104
Video:173307451948.mp4(1.73MB / 0:00:19 / avc1, 480x852)ac117eee9ac6766fd859f9f0bd7005a0.mp4
I need a doll plush
No.107983
Anonymous
>>107926
lol @ pic
No.107984
Anonymous
>>107982
You could try making one yourself, sewing is a really useful skill
No.107985
Anonymous
>>107982
I wish I'd learned to make plushies back when fuckable plushies appeared in the pony fandom. I would had made bank selling them to /co/ fandoms.
No.107986
Anonymous
Replies:>>108025
>Meta Drones
No.107987
Anonymous
Replies:>>107991>>107992
>Get -U pregnant
>U- gets pregnant as well from the data fredback
No.107988
Anonymous
Replies:>>107989
If U- ate taco bell would -U also pay the price?
No.107989
Anonymous
Replies:>>107990
>>107988
They share mental vibes, not physical ones
No.107990
Anonymous
>>107989
>U-s prank has backfired horribly.
No.107991
Anonymous
>>107987
Now this is an idea I can get behind (or maybe the idea you have to get both knocked up before either starts incubating)
No.107992
Anonymous
Replies:>>107993>>108035
>>107987
Will the children be considered twins if they essentially have the same genes(code) but different mothers?
No.107993
Anonymous
Replies:>>107995>>108005
>>107992
>Tfw you get U-U pregnant after they beg for weeks
>Tfw you find out they're both carrying twins
>Tfw you find out you're going to have four kids from one night of clanging
>Tfw they're technically quadruplets
>Tfw U-U probably will want more kids after this and you'll inadvertently become a dynasty builder
>Tfw you're the modern Genghis Anon
No.107995
Anonymous
Replies:>>107997
>>107993
Are all of U-U’s kids like them? Can I have one of their puppies?
No.107996
Anonymous
Replies:>>107998
Fun? Grunt Drone Fact:
>GDs will continue to fight even after suffering catastrophic damage
>so long as ~75% of both the head and upper body remain intact, a grunt can continue basic functions well enough to continue fighting in some capacity, though less effectively
>even with all of its limbs destroyed, a grunt with the right positioning can incapacitate or even neutralize an enemy combatant with its anti-materiel jaws
No.107997
Anonymous
>>107995
>A random Anon asks U-U and UAnon if he can buy one of their spare kids
>He gets "Funky Town'd"
>Not by U-U, but by UAnon
>And then UAnon gets laid extra hard after feeding the remains to the pigs
No.107998
Anonymous
Replies:>>108022
>>107996
DD running around, screaming, trying to dislodge the limbless grunt clamped down on her leg.
No.107999
Anonymous
Replies:>>108001>>108103
Image:173307614503.jpg(449kB, 1672x1080)Screenshot_2024-09-25-23-22-52-849_com.google.android.youtube-edit.jpg
well im sick you know what that means time to sit inside and do nothing but lurk on /k and browse this board
No.108000
Anonymous
>>107939
Was that 40% from the oogis that were their first time being part of a hive?
No.108001
Anonymous
Replies:>>108002
>>107999
Feel better Alice Anon.
No.108002
Anonymous
>>108001
not alice anon venomanon just had a pic from alice anon on standby pic unrelated
No.108003
Anonymous
Replies:>>108004
Image:173307654171.gif(4.86MB, 1728x1728)Spoiler image
The J shakers
No.108004
Anonymous
Replies:>>108006
>>108003
J with a thicc tail shaking her ass... sexo
No.108005
Anonymous
Replies:>>108007
>>107993
Since half of the children will be DD, I can not only get a huge amount of labor, but an army of genocidal machines that will obey my every command.

A reliable rearguard and an invincible vanguard... holy shit, I'll be a real Genghis Khan!
No.108006
Anonymous
Replies:>>108008
>>108004
"Corpo bootlicking is part my existence"
-J
No.108007
Anonymous
Replies:>>108009>>108011
>>108005
>Anon instead ends up in a trailer park with more kids than he can deal with living off of government money
No.108008
Anonymous
>>108006
I don't think you get that many calories from bootlicking, J. all that padding on your tail has to come from somewhere– have you been raiding the break room fridge?
No.108009
Anonymous
Replies:>>108010
>>108007
He's got a farm, he can have all his spawn build barns on neighboring farms, corner the labor supply for farms in the county, etc
No.108010
Anonymous
>>108009
>Cornfed hick DD’s that make city DD’s look like kids.
No.108011
Anonymous
Replies:>>108012
>>108007
They're desassembly drones, for crying out loud! They're literally genocidal machines, each superior to the average human in every way, and besides, I have a farm and there's no such thing as extra workers.
No.108012
Anonymous
Replies:>>108013>>108014>>108017
>>108011
They can only work at night though.
No.108013
Anonymous
Replies:>>108017
>>108012
Not if they all have big hats and lots of sunscreen
No.108014
Anonymous
>>108012
That's okay, DD's are capable enough to do more in a night than humans do in an entire day.
No.108015
Anonymous
Replies:>>108023
What if Uzi and J swapped personalities? I'm not talking like
>Uzi is now a JCJenson bootlicker and worshipper and J hates JCJenson
I just mean like,
>Uzi is now incredibly strict and formal where J somewhat takes things easier while not caring about how she looks
No.108016
Anonymous
Replies:>>108021
Okay, fine, I need a DD girl to create DD children. Many of DD children.
No.108017
Anonymous
Replies:>>108024>>108026>>108030
>>108012
>>108013
>They all have red hair in the same over the eyes style as their mother, wear overalls, have freckles, and wear big straw hats
>All of them viciously rib their dad Anon, just like their mothers
No.108018
Anonymous
Replies:>>108120
Image:173307810033.jpg(89kB, 1050x1845)Gdud4cIXQAA1XDc.jpeg
POV: your stepdadanon
No.108019
Anonymous
This thread stinks I'm leaving!
No.108020
Anonymous
Okay I'm back, it's scary outside
No.108021
Anonymous
>>108016
Welcome to enlightenment, brother
No.108022
Anonymous
Replies:>>108034
>>107998
>a flying DD, fresh from massacring a few dozen human troops, is looking for somewhere to land
>spots a few humans cowering behind some bits of ruined building
>sees a dead grunt and thinks crushing its head under her pegs would make for an intimidating entrance
>she lands firmly, flashing a predatory grin
>then realizes something isn't right
>is she sinking?
>her peg legs start to feel numb at the bottom
>she looks down to realize she touched down directly into the "dead" grunt's open jaws
>she's sinking fast, being smelted alive by a disposable weapon that probably won't live another hour
>her mind races: does she save herself, giving the humans time to flee, or kill them while she has a cle–
>she doesn't get a chance to finish the thought
No.108023
Anonymous
>>108015
So J is Anti-J
No.108024
Anonymous
Replies:>>108028>>108039
>>108017
>Anon still goes out if his way to make sure each are wearing sunscreen and listening to their complaints about school.
No.108025
Anonymous
>>107986
Don't remind me of that
No.108026
Anonymous
Replies:>>108039
>>108017
>"Okay, you ungrateful assholes, if anyone else pulls shit, I'll send them to Vietnam!"
>"Pa, the Vietnam War's over like a thousand years already."
>"I don't give a shit!"
No.108028
Anonymous
>>108024
>They're assholes, but they're his assholes, and he loves each and every one of them more than his whole life.
No.108029
Anonymous
Replies:>>108032
what kind of drone is the most cuddleable?
No.108030
Anonymous
Replies:>>108033
>>108017
>One wears big round glasses over her hair and wants to go to college instead of working on the farm
>Her sisters all make fun of her for it, but her parents are very supportive
No.108031
Anonymous
>>107926
>Spitefaggot actually wasted time and effort drawing this
No.108032
Anonymous
>>108029
The DDs that will not snap my neck
No.108033
Anonymous
Replies:>>108037
>>108030
>Even her Sisters help.
>Mostly quizzing her and tossing her books they find in the library on sale before they get mulched.
>Literally throwing, even if it looks like bullying though, it’s clear the “gifts” were chosen with care.
>And it’s hard to tell what’s an insult, practical advice, concerns born from having never been to the city, or just them fucking with her.
No.108034
Anonymous
Replies:>>108062>>108067
>>108022
Kek, a death worthy of a stupid bucket of bolts.
No.108035
Anonymous
>>107992
> brother from another mother
> but also not
man this shit gets complicated
No.108036
Anonymous
Replies:>>108038
>N Goes To The Grocery Store
What does he buy?
No.108037
Anonymous
Replies:>>108065
>>108033
>Anon tried to buy the books for her himself (after all, he can afford it) but U-U insisted he let his children work things out
>Said that it would 'strengthen their bonds'
No.108038
Anonymous
>>108036
dog food to feed local strays
No.108039
Anonymous
Replies:>>108043
>>108024
>They whine about solving math problems despite the fact they've got built in calculators
>>108026
>Anon's rants about Vietnam lead to more than a few pranks being pulled on him from the hedges surrounding the farmhouse
>He shouldn't have given them any ideas
No.108040
Anonymous
Replies:>>108042>>108128>>108149
Image:173307981941.png(4.39MB, 2663x3082)Illustration30.png
out of control
im gonna take a week break from shitter because I got shadowbanned and I'm gonna test out something
No.108041
Anonymous
Replies:>>108130
>>107891
Your biggest mistake is assuming that every single anon here shares a monolithic hivemind when it comes to any of the stuff you're soapboxing. Unless your goal is to piss off literally everyone else that frequents these threads I'd suggest cutting back on these miserable displays of pitiful faggotry
Cute monologue though, it's almost endearingly edgy
No.108042
Anonymous
Replies:>>108051
>>108040
>Spoiler
What did you do?
No.108043
Anonymous
Replies:>>108048
>>108039
>The trees are speaking Mexican…
No.108044
Anonymous
Replies:>>108045>>108052>>108132
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

FUCK YOU!
>Makes (You)r OC Uzi-Sized
No.108045
Anonymous
Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>108044
Oh. Let me try again
No.108046
Anonymous
Replies:>>108047>>108060
>>107926
Shaddup. I am Droneanon and I command you to stop insulting frens
No.108047
Anonymous
Replies:>>108056
>>108046
>Droneanon Redemption Arc
No.108048
Anonymous
>>108043
>U-U get in on the Anon pranking too
>It was much easier to keep track of them when there were only two, but now there are like ten drones total
>Anon gets jumped from all angles in a dogpile group hug before being dragged into the house and thrown into the couch to watch Family Guy
>He still hates this show - some things never change, even if he loves his family
No.108049
Anonymous
Replies:>>108053>>108055>>108069>>108071>>108090
Image:173308031946.jpg(335kB, 2048x1432)GduaE0aXEAAB6MJ.jpg
humanzi
No.108050
Anonymous
Replies:>>108053>>108070
Image:173308033963.jpg(329kB, 1536x2048)Gduq9vYWoAAwCQ0.jpg
fuck it, more uzi
why not
No.108051
Anonymous
>>108042
i don't know, my guess is that people reported the cyn drawing that I was commissioned, but then other artists have gotten the label too... twitter is fucking strange
No.108052
Anonymous
>>108044
Horrible
No.108053
Anonymous
>>108049
>>108050
Uzifags will eat well
No.108054
Anonymous
Replies:>>108058
Damn police. Being so lenient with Oogsters.
No.108055
Anonymous
>>108049
Cute
No.108056
Anonymous
>>108047
I don't think you're assholes!
No.108057
Anonymous
>>107746
But how did you feel, seeing the full power of Harper firsthand?
No.108058
Anonymous
Replies:>>108059
>>108054
Don't you GET IT ANON!? ENN CONTROLS THE POLICE!
No.108059
Anonymous
>>108058
My god the Enn mayor of Neo-Detroit is an enn toy for the oogs!
No.108060
Anonymous
Replies:>>108063
>>108046
I don't give a crap who you are. You aren't paying my bills so you don't get to order me around.
No.108061
Anonymous
Replies:>>108083
How do I teach my drone how to play minecraft?
No.108062
Anonymous
Replies:>>108067
>>108034
>her soul-singularity-thing dissipates, and reconstitutes in the Absolute Solver's vore demon internal Pain Dimension
>[Wow. What a dumb death. Git gud, you big stupid,] said the Solver
>[You need a time-out in the Gay Baby Jail before I restore you to a backup.]
>the DD screamed as she felt every inch of her soul burn
No.108063
Anonymous
Replies:>>108064
>>108060
What if I paid your bills
No.108064
Anonymous
>>108063
Then I'd call you daddy.
No.108065
Anonymous
Replies:>>108068
>>108037
>In the same time, the brothers devise a plan to convince their sister not to leave from farm.
>They're afraid that some towner jerk will seduce on their sister and break her heart.
>Because everyone towners is a jerk, and they're supposed to take care of their sister.
No.108066
Anonymous
Replies:>>108108
Writefags. I challenge you. Write a greentext that takes place on Dog-Planet
No.108067
Anonymous
>>108062
>>108034
Now that I think about it, the Absolute Solver is a Hot Topic-flavored version of the lower tier eldritch gribblies Stephen King writes, like It, or the Overlook after it became so haunted it developed a mind of its own. The kind that you can not only get the upper hand on, but start swearing a blue streak and trying to bargain for their lives if you do.
No.108068
Anonymous
>>108065
>Anon conveniently forgetting to mention he was a townie in his youth
How would he even explain how he met U-U to their kids? Not sure saying "I bought your mom/aunt" would fly well
No.108069
Anonymous
>>108049
>"Now you can kill drones more effectively!"
>"Oh, wait, all the drones are already killed."
No.108070
Anonymous
Replies:>>108072>>108074
>>108050
Is there any practical benefit to JCJ(IS) making drones so sexy?
No.108071
Anonymous
Replies:>>108073
>>108049
>the Absolute Solver fills robots with eldritch meat
>the Infinite Permutator fills humans with eldritch metal
No.108072
Anonymous
>>108070
More people buy more because they find them sexy would be my guess
No.108073
Anonymous
Replies:>>108075>>108194
>>108071
Dr Robotnik
No.108074
Anonymous
Replies:>>108078
Image:173308164071.png(1.02MB, 2160x2744)ab5nbei4qxhb1.png
>>108070
>"It gets more porn drawn of them."
>-Dr. Bekian, when asked why the worker robots he created have humanlike mouths and tongues and saliva and collarbones and hormones and the programming to feel like they're sweaty
No.108075
Anonymous
Replies:>>108077
>>108073
Dr. Ones, you mean?
No.108077
Anonymous
>>108075
No his brother who won’t stop bothering the Mobians
No.108078
Anonymous
Replies:>>108088
>>108074
God that Bekian’s such a genius, I bet he’s gonna win the next election for earth president
No.108080
Anonymous
Replies:>>108082>>108087
if things like trains and cars can be haunted, can a drone be haunted? ...are NVJ haunted?
No.108081
Anonymous
Replies:>>108085>>108096
WHY DO ALL THE DRONES KEEP HAVING FAMILIES!? WHAT IS THIS THE ENDING OF A SITCOM?
No.108082
Anonymous
>>108080
...How else do you think they're sentient?
No.108083
Anonymous
>>108061
Back it's options to child level, somehow it automatically gives drones the skills to play Minecraft.
No.108084
Anonymous
Replies:>>108086
Image:173308221758.jpg(1.10MB, 1500x3615)IMG_20241202_034154.jpg
No.108085
Anonymous
>>108081
Drone marriage is the law
Sorry anon
No.108086
Anonymous
Replies:>>108089
>>108084
> ThUzi didn't happen
> eNVy didn't happen
The pilot was swept so far under the rug it came out the other end and went under another one
No.108087
Anonymous
Image:173308265985.jpg(283kB, 1500x1783)IMG_2125.jpeg
>>108080
Too much Ectonurite immigration
No.108088
Anonymous
Replies:>>108091
>>108078
He's been dead for centuries, Anon. He was the original creator of worker drones.
No.108089
Anonymous
>>108086
The pilot was written before Liam got cold feet about doing multiple seasons instead of cramming the bare minimum of plot needed to reach the ending into one season.
No.108090
lilblucat !vLaVSoUrAA
Replies:>>108092>>108093>>108105
Image:173308301049.png(500kB, 2226x1068)human au nuzi.png
>>108049
This is the only part of the set I can post here because Plus literally freezes on me if I try posting anything over 700kb and I'm tired of resizing my images to get around that (for additional context, the Uzi pic is 1.5 MB in its original state, thus unpostable for me)
No.108091
Anonymous
>>108088
Did you not check the new?
His ghost is running for president next term
No.108092
Anonymous
Replies:>>108094
>>108090
> !vLaVSoUrAA
> Lav Sour
hehe
No.108093
Anonymous
>>108090
That's cute.
No.108094
lilblucat !vLaVSoUrAA
Replies:>>108095>>108109>>108112
Image:173308338289.png(273kB, 1691x953)uzi dormouse.png
>>108092
I generated this trip as a joke ages ago for an imageboard that no longer exists :(
No.108095
Anonymous
>>108094
THE RATUZI?!
No.108096
Anonymous
>>108081
Because it's just the logical conclusion
Drones are cute (and some are sexy), plus it's just the idea of marrying and having kids with a scary DD chick
No.108097
Anonymous
Replies:>>108098>>108099>>108101>>108107>>108110>>108117>>108122>>108129
Image:173308356288.png(181kB, 943x770)Capture.PNG
im figuring it out I think.
A few notes sofar:
>Upsized as fuck sentinel with room for a pilot
>Can function independently while pilot is outside, but requires pilot to use its full arsenal
>Body changes prepositions somewhat when switching to pilot mode (shoulders|hips open up, lower torso scrunches, Head retracts into upper torso, now visible inside cockpit, Backmounted armaments reposition to where head was)
>2 Sets of arms (2 outside, 2 small ones inside cockpit)
>When piloted (by ether another drone or a human pilot), kinda just looks like a armored cube with long limbs.
>Litterly just Titanfall but sentinel drone.
>im so sorry phoenixanon.
No.108098
Anonymous
>>108097
Cute!
No.108099
Anonymous
>>108097
BOXO?!
No.108100
Anonymous
>>107953
Keked
No.108101
Anonymous
>>108097
Finally, some sentinels mechs
No.108102
Anonymous
>>107982
There's several on Aliexpress for about 10 or 15, they also got Yeva, Nori, Alice, 029, Cyn and a bunch of random OCs. Shame is that their lower heads are bulgy as hell
No.108103
Anonymous
>>107999
Cute lil Alice tongue
Hope you get better soon and are cozy
No.108104
Anonymous
>>107982
>Yeva tucking in Doll
No.108105
Anonymous
Replies:>>108114
>>108090
If drones become people and people become drones, then who is the solver? And the main three were what, servants to robots? And humans became free through an electromagnetic pulse, not a core explosion?

I have so many questions.

The arts are cool, by the way.
No.108106
Anonymous
Would Uzi be able to fix Beretta's computer if it started displaying colors wrong? Or would Uzi somehow fuck it up?
No.108107
Anonymous
>>108097
hell yeah, Titanfall
No.108108
Anonymous
>>108066
What if they had hawks instead of dogs and they made them invincible instead of the dogs and instead of the dog planet we got a Hawk planet that was named the Tuah planet before the hawks came and is now the hawk tuah planet?
No.108109
Anonymous
>>108094
Rodent
No.108110
Anonymous
>>108097
Man, it doesn't look like a giant sexy sentinel drone.

But it looks cool, there's no arguing that.
No.108111
Anonymous
Replies:>>108118>>108134
E calls you a
>"FILTHY POCK!"
How do you respond without sounding mad?
No.108112
Anonymous
>>108094
Why do I think of Oogi when I look at this art?
No.108113
Anonymous
Image:173308515822.jpg(101kB, 736x736)IMG_6245.jpeg
>>107953
No.108114
Anonymous
>>108105
Dunno about the specifics, I was just kind of disappointed that every human AU I have ever seen never did anything about the whole "the Solver turns the inorganic organic" aspect of the lore. Here, all the organic bits are instead mechanical from this universe's Solver. Uzi's wings and tail and the internals of infected people are all full of metal parts. There's a reverse Cynwalker as part of the set, but it's too big for me to post.
No.108115
Anonymous
Replies:>>108119
"The Future" || Murder Drones Fan Animationyoutube thumb
There's so many technically good things animated for MD but they always make the weirdest Nuzi stuff.
Imagine one of us had such powers, or even those of the channel that made Cyn chippi chapa.
No.108116
Anonymous
Anon & Cyn:
"Two Gods" || Slay The Princess (ORIGINAL SONG/PMV)youtube thumb
No.108117
Anonymous
Replies:>>108127
Image:173308551597.jpg(46kB, 576x432)1447997675657.jpg
>>108097
So cool, anymore model type of different sizes?
No.108118
Anonymous
>>108111
>"Sir we need to fire her she scares me."

>"Did she just call me a filthy pock?"
No.108119
Anonymous
>>108115
I wish I had those powers
No.108120
Anonymous
>>108018
Need hugs and headpats correction
No.108122
Anonymous
>>108097
bt?
No.108123
Anonymous
Replies:>>108124
My drone likes to eat spiders. It’s becoming an issue since they don’t actually die inside her. Help.
No.108124
Anonymous
>>108123
Make her start drinking pesticides
No.108125
Anonymous
Replies:>>108126>>108141
>>107891
Go away and stop stalking femanons you fucking creep
No.108126
Anonymous
Replies:>>108131>>108135
>>108125
Context?
No.108127
Anonymous
Replies:>>108133
>>108117
this is still in the concept phase, just trying out shapes and ideas.

Ultimately this idea ill leave mostly to the community to figure out what to do with, im just putting my foot in the door and giving it a little shove, maybe a quick green too.
No.108128
Anonymous
Replies:>>108136
>>108040
Quit eating insects Uzi. They may feel funny on the inside but they tear up your machinery and gunk out up
No.108129
Anonymous
Looks like it's gonna be another one of those threads, I'll see you folks later when this hopefully gets sorted out...and I do mean hopefully and not just ya know ignored and allowed to continue.
>>108097
Stuff like this is pretty cool though, I recommend for most Anons to sort through this thread and look for the cool stuff/ideas.
No.108130
Anonymous
Replies:>>108137
>>108041
First you will apologize for your condescending attitude. Then we will talk.
No.108131
Anonymous
>>108126
>NTA
Pretty sure the anon they are replying to is the same anon who claimed to have The Femanon's deleted doxx saved as a receipt from several weeks ago
No.108132
Anonymous
>>108044
He has no reason to be that short, evil
No.108133
Anonymous
Replies:>>108154
>>108127
I can try to make a few greens like the yandere mech one once you’re done.
No.108134
Anonymous
>>108111
I would feel more confused than angry. Besides i can’t be made at E. Love the girl.
No.108135
Anonymous
Replies:>>108141
>>108126
Everyone they don't like is samefag. Someone made advances towards a femanon. Since everyone is samefag, everyone you gets on their bad side harassed the femanons.
No.108136
Anonymous
>>108128
Uzi eating insects is how oogis came to be
No.108137
Anonymous
Replies:>>108139
Image:173308694753.png(13kB, 940x776)jkl1.png
>>108130
don't act like a child if you don't want people talking down to you
No.108139
Anonymous
Replies:>>108142
>>108137
Which part of you not being able to take your own medicine is me acting like a child.
No.108141
Anonymous
>>108125
>>108135
Good ol captain midnight was out here for the past 12 months sexually harassing femanon’s, in particular lilblucat and izz via twitter, what a guy
No.108142
Made Mistake
>>108139
>NTA
I'm pretty sure making long winded posts and just causing shit makes you look like the child here
No.108143
Anonymous
Replies:>>108144>>108145>>108147
I'd say I hope Blackhand actually does something, but then I remembered that this technically goes under his
>"I won't remove posts you don't like"
Thing and now I'm upset that this pile of shit will endlessly fuck the threads
No.108144
Anonymous
>>108143
I know how you feel.
No.108145
Anonymous
Replies:>>108146>>108150>>108164
>>108143
you forget that blackhand is a friend of ours
No.108146
Anonymous
Replies:>>108148
>>108145
Which means he will do you bidding? I wonder what he thinks about this.
No.108147
Anonymous
>>108143
It doesn’t really matter
As always just ignore and poast drones
No.108148
Anonymous
Replies:>>108151
>>108146
i don’t think he’d sympathize with diddyrig
No.108149
Anonymous
>>108040
Holy Jesus, it's new level of quality, anon.
No.108150
Anonymous
>>108145
Not really? Pretty sure he's tolerant because we keep plus4 active, and checks in now and then to make sure we haven't somehow found a way to burn the site down.
No.108151
Anonymous
>>108148
nta but I thinks he’s probably smart enough to not care about this because it’s stupid
No.108152
Anonymous
Image:173308757284.jpg(333kB, 1445x726)tumblr_d4fbe19c96c07759c0eb4017b555e332_985c7f64_2048.jpg
J versus J
No.108154
Anonymous
Replies:>>108157
>>108133
>yandere mech
Imagine a huge mech designed to destroy everything on the battlefield - yandere towards you.

Creepy sexy and somehow funny at the same time.
No.108155
Anonymous
Replies:>>108158>>108162
Image:173308770955.jpg(298kB, 1080x854)Damn V's Legs Are Long.jpg
What are they lookin at?
No.108156
Anonymous
Replies:>>108159>>108161>>108165
It drives me up the wall how you people don't see that you are acting in the same ways you are condemning and that you have spawned multiple enemies. I'm using the frustration to motivate me to work on my drawfagging.
No.108157
Anonymous
Replies:>>108160
>>108154
Imagine the snuggles
No.108158
Anonymous
Replies:>>108163
>>108155
(You)
No.108159
Anonymous
>>108156
?
No.108160
Anonymous
Replies:>>108166>>108169>>108171
>>108157
Yandere means she will kill you sooner or later.
No.108161
Anonymous
>>108156
The fuck are you talking aboutm
No.108162
Anonymous
>>108155
Every drone’s favourite faceless green man
No.108163
Anonymous
>>108158
I'm not that ugly...am I?
No.108164
Anonymous
Replies:>>108176>>108177
>>108145
black hand is a friend of mine (black hand is my friend)
black hand is a friend of mine (I have a friend in black hand)
No.108165
Anonymous
Replies:>>108167>>108170
>>108156
>work on my drawfagging
This implies you already have drawings. Go ahead and post em, I really want to see them
No.108166
Anonymous
Replies:>>108170
>>108160
If you broke her heart of core whatever
No.108167
Anonymous
>>108165
>In b4 excuse
No.108168
Anonymous
Replies:>>108172
Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Will we grow in numbers?
No.108169
Anonymous
>>108160
Well, it's a last resort, but she will kill anyone who could supposedly ruin your relationship: all other women and even some men.
No.108170
Anonymous
Replies:>>108173>>108179
>>108166
No, yanderes are unstable. Their paranoia always leads them to make up signs that you betrayed them.

>>108165
Latest thread related are Mini SpYder and the yuricuck thing.
No.108171
Anonymous
Replies:>>108174
>>108160
not necessarily, that's just one kind of yandere. some are just quietly obsessive but not homicidal
No.108172
Anonymous
>>108168
If we don't talk about ourselves, wouldn't.
No.108173
Anonymous
Replies:>>108175
>>108170
at least you’re not complaining about pavo this thread
No.108174
Anonymous
Replies:>>108181
>>108171
>Quietly obsessive
That's not a yandere. That's the chick from Macros 7 who was trying for like fifty episodes to give the MC flowers.
No.108175
Anonymous
Replies:>>108179
>>108173
Sod Pavo, sod pavofags, sod homosexuals/pedophiles. And sod you idea-stealing niggers.
No.108176
Anonymous
Replies:>>108190
Image:173308850689.png(201kB, 640x360)Sethanon.png
>>108164
>I'm Anon. Just Anon. From God, to Kane, to Anon.
>Your next mission is so secret, not even the Black Hand knows about it. Take your funposters and launch an assault on-
No.108177
Anonymous
Replies:>>108190>>108205
Image:173308855817.jpg(2.13MB, 1097x1668)IMG_6252.jpeg
>>108164
No.108178
Anonymous
Replies:>>108180>>108186>>108193
Image:173308858739.png(80kB, 287x326)7272774.png
Sarah just wants to remind you that all arguments about Murder Drones won't matter in 5-10 years and she wants you to cherish what you currently have in this world.
No.108179
NTA
Replies:>>108181>>108203
Image:173308858878.jpg(31kB, 850x753)sample-8d1014845d6be20e25a2045c7c39c39d.jpg
>>108170
It makes me upset to see you waste such potential for being spiteful and angry against...actually, I straight-up have no idea why you're even upset, is there some weird misunderstanding going on here?
>>108175
>Idea-stealing
Alright now we're getting somewhere with your strange anger issues, what idea of yours was stolen?
No.108180
Anonymous
>>108178
I want to kiss her
No.108181
Anonymous
Replies:>>108183>>108184
>>108174
Yandere just means twisted love. popular depictions might be violent but that doesn't mean it's a requirement to be considered a yandere character.
>>108179
he proposed the idea of a drone with a peacock tail. the thread liked that idea and turned it into Pavo, which infuriates him because he despises Pavo
No.108182
Anonymous
>>107800
Probably mediocore country music, she is southern after all.
No.108183
Anonymous
Replies:>>108185>>108203
>>108181
Karma for his bad attitude
No.108184
NTA
Replies:>>108203
>>108181
So....why doesn't he just make more Peacock Drones then? It's not like Pavo ever really claimed the idea, he just so happens to be a Peacock. This can easily be fixed by proposing a better thing
No.108185
Anonymous
Replies:>>108203
>>108183
he even demanded that the peacock tail be removed from the character because he owned the idea
No.108186
Anonymous
Replies:>>108187>>108188>>108191>>108192>>108207
Image:173308889359.png(104kB, 286x326)Balding Hag.png
>>108178
Look at this pathetic Drone, SHE IS BALD AS A BEAN! THAT HAIR IS JUST ON THE FRONT!
No.108187
Anonymous
>>108186
don't worry, it's just a hairband
No.108188
Anonymous
Replies:>>108189
>>108186
The human she took her hair from didn't have enough strands of hair to fit her head. Same thing happened to Uzi.
No.108189
Anonymous
>>108188
honestly I think there was just a shipment of wigs on Copper-9, which explains the wild hair colors like Uzi and Rebecca have
No.108190
Anonymous
>>108176
>>108177
FUCKING KEK
No.108191
Anonymous
>>108186
She ran out of super glue, couldn't put the rest of the hair together
No.108192
Anonymous
>>108186
>Sarah begins sobbing intensely after Anon exposed her baldness
You monster
No.108193
Anonymous
>>108178
Ah
No.108194
Anonymous
Replies:>>108199>>108216
Image:173308961385.jpg(13kB, 401x125)Spoiler image
>>108073
You mean with the metal virus? Because that shit was nasty.
No.108195
Anonymous
Replies:>>108196>>108197>>108198
>Shitty OC Ideas!: Flavio the overly spanish Drone with the ability to seduce anything female, including inanimate objects!
No.108196
Anonymous
>>108195
>He’s also a worker drone, if that matters
No.108197
Anonymous
>>108195
>Flavio notices the coffee maker is broken
>Quickly he flexes his non-existent muscles causing the coffee maker to explode
No.108198
Anonymous
>>108195
He's a skunk drone, because he's just Pepe Le Pew
No.108199
Anonymous
Replies:>>108202
>>108194
Dr. Starline, my beloved 🥰 wish we got more uses of the Warp Amber but oh well
No.108200
Anonymous
Replies:>>108201>>108206
Anon, I think there will be a second season or a new show based on Murder Drones!

That gives me a reason to live!
No.108201
Anonymous
>>108200
>tfw it's just made by anons poached from the threads
No.108202
Anonymous
Replies:>>108209
>>108199
nta but I would FUCK THE SHIT out of Dr. Starline
No.108203
Anonymous
Replies:>>108204>>108221>>108233>>108265
>>108179
There is no potential.

>I straight-up have no idea why you're even upset
I've been here since episode 6. It's always the same shit. There is a core of users who will become obsessed with an idea at the time and sh*tpost the thread to oblivion with it, disrupting show discussion and attacking anyone who doesn't like it or know what they're talking about. Hell, one of my first experiences in the thread was being outright attacked because I didn't know who the hell John or Henry was. And by just hiding posts at some point you end up with barely anything to read. You can't discuss anything else either because other people have been driven away or can't find eachother's posts easily. Especially here where there are no (you)s and going from post to post is awkward.
Pavo is the latest thing that the aforementioned group of users has latched onto.

>>108183
And what do you think caused this bad attitude?

>>108184
Because Pavo would still be using my idea.

>>108185
And when I wrote Pavo being a child predator like irl homosexuals you people cried that I am ruining something you own.
No.108204
Anonymous
Replies:>>108208
>>108203
ok
No.108205
Anonymous
>>108177
Oh KEk
No.108206
Anonymous
Replies:>>108208>>108210>>108215
>>108200
>The new season is written by Vivziepop
No.108207
Anonymous
>>108186
Cute bald drone waif
No.108208
Anonymous
>>108204
:ok_hand:

>>108206
Jesus wept.
No.108209
Anonymous
Replies:>>108219>>108225
>>108202
Dr. Starline does have a certain flair, still a little pissed they just killed him off that easily
No.108210
Anonymous
Replies:>>108212
>>108206
Well hold on, there is one positive thing to come out of this. We'd get a ton of new waifus
No.108211
Anonymous
Replies:>>108213>>108214>>108218>>108229>>108248
Hey /md/, wanted to see if I'm remembering something real or just gaslighting myself hard right now; was there ever an official bit of trivia from Liam or another Glitch staff member concerning the origin and purpose of the robo-roaches we see throughout the series? I have a distinct recollection of some post where they were confirmed to be automated waste management devices meant to clean up oil spills and shit, but I can't actually find it anywhere.

Did my brain just create a completely false memory?
No.108212
Anonymous
Replies:>>108217
>>108210
Character development stocks would fall through the floor though
No.108213
Anonymous
Replies:>>108247
>>108211
I remember it too. Self-replicating mini robots meant to clean up spilled oil, hence why they hang around drone corpses.
No.108214
Anonymous
Replies:>>108247
>>108211
I believe it was brought up during the Q&A of the first GlitchX.
No.108215
Anonymous
Replies:>>108220
>>108206
Let's not be so categorical, it's not like Liam wants to get stabbed in a back alley.
No.108216
Anonymous
>>108194
Metal Virus was but a pale shadow of roboticization
No.108217
Anonymous
Replies:>>108223
>>108212
>V's personality is now entirely based around hating Uzi for "stealing N from her", even though she really didn't care in the real show
No.108218
Anonymous
Replies:>>108247
>>108211
no no I remember this too
I don’t know if it was official or just some anon but I’ve definitely heard that before
No.108219
Anonymous
>>108209
Sega says there can be only one arch-villain, and it's Eggman.
No.108220
Anonymous
Replies:>>108231
>>108215
>Liam gets backstabbed in an alley
>He survives but his mind is shattered
>He keeps doodling fat women with knives
No.108221
Anonymous
Replies:>>108232
>>108203
I don't know how to explain to you that there is a world of difference between spinning the basic concept of a drone with a peacock tail into a character and trying to turn that character into a pedophile out of spite
No.108222
Anonymous
Replies:>>108224>>108227>>108228>>108239
Image:173309065116.png(896kB, 1600x1200)Threshold_family_Photo.png
One big happy family! (what some of you anons don't have)
No.108223
Anonymous
>>108217
The most random shit can set a BPDemon off.
No.108224
Anonymous
>>108222
Your right I don't. Wish I did hsvd my own
No.108225
Anonymous
Replies:>>108226>>108236
Image:173309072441.jpg(354kB, 560x940)IMG_6260.jpeg
>>108209
stupid slutty platypus
he would NOT be invited to Dr. Holly & Shockwave’s tea parties
No.108226
Anonymous
Replies:>>108235
>>108225
>Eggman invited to Dr. Holly & Shockwave’s evil scientist tea parties
>Starline forced to sit a the kids table with Henry
No.108227
Anonymous
>>108222
I really like the outpost-6 concept, and I also love the way anon tells their story. The past green with 28 parts was awesome.
No.108228
Anonymous
>>108222
I have a happy family, you are just mean
No.108229
Anonymous
Replies:>>108247
>>108211
I can't help you but I have the same memory, it must have been in 2023. Maybe GlitchX.
I think they were able to consume oil, basically for cleaning like you said.
No.108230
Anonymous
>Fun Daily OC Facts: Negev HATES the Christmas Carol probably because of the ghosts in her head that won't stop reciting the damn thing
No.108231
Anonymous
Replies:>>108234
>>108220
Damn, he got mindbroken💀
Liam would never add a fatwoman to his stuff right?
No.108232
Anonymous
Replies:>>108243>>108244>>108249>>108259>>108263
>>108221
This is who gay people are. Monkey pox was classified as an STD up until the adopted children of same-sex male couples started coming down with it. They take positions in religion, education or internet moderation and use them to get closer to children.
Even the few who aren't like that are a scientifically proven repulsive sight. And now we see them everywhere in the things we consume to unwind. Movies, shows, vidya, online socialization. Many workplaces have to participate in the celebrations. They are a tiny part of the population and yet they are inescapable. Not only that but they are receiving preferental treatment through laws and charities.
No.108233
Anonymous
Image:173309158923.gif(296kB, 220x257)1561828658749.gif
>>108203
>Pavo being a child predator like irl homosexuals
No.108234
Anonymous
Replies:>>108241
>>108231
Oh god, a fat Vickers girl is a repulsive thought.
No.108235
Anonymous
Replies:>>108237
>>108226
But where does Dr. Ones sit? Or is he perhaps taking a dump into the tea kettle while no one is looking?
No.108236
Anonymous
>>108225
He do be kinda bad tho
No.108237
Anonymous
Replies:>>108238>>108240
>>108235
He's leaving a double-decker in the toilet
A double-decker is when you shit not only in the toilet bowl, but also in the tank and walk away
No.108238
Anonymous
>>108237
Utter malevolence.
No.108239
Anonymous
>>108222
OP6!
No.108240
Anonymous
Replies:>>108242
>>108237
>spoiler
I'm aware (my undergrad was very exciting)

>Walks out of the bathroom
>"Sorry for taking so long, it was a double-flusher"
>"... but you only flushed once"
No.108241
Anonymous
>>108234
Agreed.
I have many grievances towards decisions Liam made, but he is the one artist whose taste aligns most with mine. He does no intentional uglification like the degenerate showrunners tend to do (Frankfurt school and its consequences), every character has a goodlooking design. Even those I hate I won't call ugly cause they are all so much better than shit you see in other cartoons or animations.
He always makes them sleek, thiccness is varying and height is varying, but that's what WD/DD and size differences are for.
They never have lips, I never liked lips, thick ones especially, Liam's style is amazing in that regard. I mean artistically, it doesn't look good in such style. One has to imagine drones with lips🤢
He doesn't do any incendiary political pushed to the front BS, it's genuinely rare these days.
The way his concept art looks is awesome, it just fits so well...and the sharpteeth and collarbones are invaluable too
No.108242
Anonymous
>>108240
You will reincarnate as polish for this.
No.108243
Anonymous
Replies:>>108245
>>108232
holy shit we're getting into schizophrenic ramblings now. mindbroken by the peacock
No.108244
Anonymous
Image:173309210279.png(10kB, 369x300)1530984399939.png
>>108232
No.108245
Anonymous
Replies:>>108246>>108249>>108251
>>108243
nta but he is objectively not wrong.
No.108246
Anonymous
>>108245
mind. broken.
No.108247
Anonymous
>>108213
>>108214
>>108218
>>108229
ty based anons, found it, it was indeed in the GlitchX 2023 Q&A with Liam at the 47 minute mark.

GLITCHX 2023 (@46:58)youtube thumb
No.108248
Anonymous
>>108211
Saw it get posted some good bit back, but I've got no idea which thread it was posted in
No.108249
Anonymous
>>108232
>>108245
ur mom gay
No.108250
Anonymous
Replies:>>108252>>108253>>108254>>108255>>108262>>108267>>108277
>(You) are now Liam Vickers
What do you do?
No.108251
Anonymous
>>108245
These responses you're getting is why this will continue.
No.108252
Anonymous
>>108250
I cry in the mirror.
No.108253
Anonymous
>>108250
I cooka da robots 🤌🤌
No.108254
Anonymous
Replies:>>108260
>>108250
Liam Vickers circa right now?
No.108255
Anonymous
>>108250
Make the drones real
No.108256
Anonymous
>>107949
>thick scottish accent
Wtf Elf
I thought you were a leaf
No.108257
Anonymous
Replies:>>108258
>(You) are now Leon Vickers
What do you do?
No.108258
Anonymous
>>108257
Prohibit the existence of drones
No.108259
NTA
Replies:>>108272
>>108232
But, anon, we're on 4chan, a place safe from the influence of the modern agenda, a place where we do what we like.

You like it when a sexy killer drone sucks blood by making a light bite on a person's forearm? Great, write greentext or draw art. Do you like it when a boss in the form of a sexy killer drone harasses his subordinate human? Great, write greentext or draw art. Do you like it when a huge sexy killer drone swallows you without chewing you up? Great, write greentext or draw art. Do you like it when an autistic worker drone with divine powers seduces you and lets you roast yourself in your mouth and ass? Great, write greentext or draw art. And a ton of other shit that the human imagination, driven by lust and creativity, can come up with.

Anon, we're discussing people's fetishes and desires here without judgment. I realize you may hate gays because of all the things you listed, but here we are independent and only projecting our fantasies. Shouldn't judge people for fantasizing on the internet, because it only touches fantasizing.
No.108260
Anonymous
>>108254
Yes my sweet baby boy
No.108261
Anonymous
Replies:>>108269
Image:173309282091.jpg(1.65MB, 4800x4800)booba.jpg
No.108262
Anonymous
Replies:>>108275>>108356
Image:173309290236.jpg(41kB, 1000x748)MV5BMTg0NzQzNTM4Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwOTk3MjIzMjE@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_.jpg
>>108250
No.108263
Anonymous
>>108232
you gonna write another pavo pedophile green or draw something or wha
No.108264
Anonymous
Replies:>>108266>>108271
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

I love you!
>(You) Get A Coupon For One Free Goth Drone GF Of Any Type
No.108265
Anonymous
Replies:>>108268
>>108203
>Has been here for over a year
>Does not like the majority of content posted
>Only hangs around out of spite
Christ that is pathetic
No.108266
Anonymous
>>108264
I love you too buddy
No.108267
Anonymous
>>108250
Make a q&a on here and decide what to d clare canon/clarify stuff that would have been better changed and can be fixed with an asspull without retconning anything.
Try to open as many possibilities for a continuation as possible.
Announce season2 for 2027 without coordination with Glitch
Draw more art of drones
Release far more stuff like that recent leaked Alice concept art and more
No.108268
Anonymous
Replies:>>108270
>>108265
Actually until recently I was hanging around out of hope that things will get better. But nope.
No.108269
Anonymous
>>108261
> original filename: YEVA STOP SUCKING ON HIS MANTITS
and man, buffanon's arts improved since
No.108270
Anonymous
Replies:>>108273
>>108268
so you're here for the sole purpose of making things worse?
No.108271
Anonymous
Replies:>>108274
>>108264
Can it be any drone but she wears gothic fashion? Because I'd like a J in a gothic dress
No.108272
Anonymous
Replies:>>108300
>>108259
Well at least you're trying to reason with me, so I don't feel it's fair to reply with what's on my mind.
No.108273
Anonymous
Replies:>>108279
>>108270
This is your effect here.
No.108274
Anonymous
Replies:>>108278
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>>108271
NTA but all I got is a goth Nori. Like the one we got, but she still has a body while dressing all gothlike.
No.108275
Anonymous
>>108262
GOOSEWORX LOOK OUT!!
No.108276
Anonymous
Replies:>>108290
Fun fact, Harper resents herself and thinks she’s not doing good enough
No.108277
Anonymous
Replies:>>108281>>108282
>>108250
Call myself, discuss the body change and agree to not really do anything to ruin his life until we can sort out the swap and put ourselves where we belong.
Then make U-U canon.
No.108278
NTA
Replies:>>108280
>>108274
At first I thought she didn't have a mouth.
No.108279
Anonymous
>>108273
you ranting about the gays and writing pedophilic greens is my effect?
No.108280
Anonymous
>>108278
I thought she had a large chin and triangular teeth.
No.108281
Anonymous
>>108277
>Then make U-U canon.
Based.
No.108282
Anonymous
Replies:>>108283>>108284>>108287
>>108277
Also make Glitch do an MD spinoff that's just slice of life for us while you're possessing Liam please
No.108283
Anonymous
>>108282
This!
No.108284
Anonymous
Replies:>>108285
>>108282
Shorts or comics?
No.108285
Anonymous
Replies:>>108286
>>108284
I would take literally anything
No.108286
Anonymous
>>108285
Lets harass Liam into learning 3D.
No.108287
Anonymous
Replies:>>108289
>>108282
I'd love to see something starring J.
Or maybe just keep that sort of stuff to AO3 writers.
No.108288
Anonymous
Drawing N's hair for the first time.
No.108289
Anonymous
>>108287
A show where J is stuck alone in the normal world and has to navigate workplace culture while climbing corporate ladders, dealing with social constraints, relationships, and trying to avoid getting fired
No.108290
Anonymous
>>108276
> "fun fact"
> the fact is not fun at all
:(
No.108292
Anonymous
Replies:>>108293>>108295
Hey, anons. Drunk af again. You know the drill.
I hope you're doing ok.
No.108293
Anonymous
Replies:>>108295>>108297
>>108292
What drill?
No.108295
Anonymous
Replies:>>108297
>>108293
He loves you
>>108292
And I love you
No.108296
Anonymous
>Possibly Untrue Traumatic OC Facts: Henry makes MG chew his food for him
No.108297
Anonymous
>>108293
I hope you're good.
>>108295
Same goes to you, fren :)
No.108298
Anonymous
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Hello and good night my Friends, maybe afternoon, maybe evening, maybe noon, maybe morning.
I hope you are doing okay. I decided to create a new Thread, hope you don't mind.
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No.108300
Anonymous
Replies:>>108309
>>108272
NTA but I remember trying to reason with you once, many months ago on /co/. If my memory is correct you were in the middle of a shit flinging contest related to human OCs.
I hope you know that I did genuinely have sympathy for you, and that it was all lost the moment you decided to start this spiteful threadshitting trend of yours
No.108309
Anonymous
Replies:>>108325
>>108300
Everyone can be a piece of shit asshole who rubs shit in your eyes because that is what gives him a giggle but the moment I do the same it's the end of the world. It's like when you hit the bully back once and you get dragged to the principal's. Btw it's not just me "shitting up the thread" there's a mix of trolls and other people who've had enough.
No.108325
Anonymous
>>108309
what the fuck are you talking about
No.108356
Anonymous
>>108262
Are you gonna wear a krogan costume?
No.109492
Anonymous
>>107813
Good fuck 4chin
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