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So in celebration of the fifth anniversary of the /co/ tournaments, I say that we try and make a song parody of we didn't start the fire by Billy Joel to remember all the tournaments that /co/ as had, the events that transpired in them, and all the memes we have made
If anyone has an idea for lyrics or wants to sing it then don't be afraid to post it.
>>8968
We didn't start the tournies!
anons still seething whilst our noms be seeding (kinda works lol)
>>8963
Posting the last tag-team "We didn't start the dumpster-fire"
>TagTeamAnon, no show, tourney happening?, don't know
>Temp happens, without an ask, no spreadsheet, Qualifiers really last
>Fern came to moderate, results came really late
>Round 1 with Domino, so the tourney wont blow
>Help came from numnuts, not suspicious, no buts
>RP happens, of course, without any discourse
>Results screwed, whose to blame?
>Alastor was Domino?
>Shit flinged
>Discord leaked
>TOURNEYANON WAS IN THE LEAD!
>We didn't start the tourney
>It's been a shit show since Cap pulled crap yo
>We didn't start the tourney
>No we didn't bend it
>But we tried to mend it
>Temp decides to take up hands, tourney anon got banned
>Finale comes, checked and go, thread got really slow
>Results come in, ITS A TIE?
>NO WAIT COGNITO LIED
>MEMORYHOLED!?
>WIN BY SEED?!
>REOPEN AND WAIT FOR THEE!
>We didn't start the tourney
>It's been a shit show since Cap pulled crap yo
>We didn't start the tourney
>No we didn't bend it
>But we tried to mend it
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