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Who did this?
No.8786
Anonymous
Replies:>>8787
>>8785
Will Smith, apparently.
No.8787
Anonymous
>>8785
>>8786
A comic made fun of his wife's hair while presenting the Oscars.

At first Will laughed but then his wife got grumpy so he walked up and slapped him a little.
No.8788
Anonymous
>>8785
>not changing the template so Batter is hitting Eggman with a bat
NGMI
No.8790
Anonymous
>>8785
hopefully it gets into one of those funny meme videos and people ponder in the comments exactly what it's referencing
No.8793
Anonymous
Replies:>>8794
>>8785
Stop! Stop!
He's already been humiliated enough. He can't even enter this year.
No.8794
Anonymous
Replies:>>8809
>>8793
God, I hope the Elie Eight curse isn't completely true because I want to see Eggman win for real.
No.8809
Anonymous
>>8794
At least he still has a chance at /co/ and /mlp/

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