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No.24151
The Runner-up Tournament #1Anonymous
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*blink* Here we are, welcome all to the first runner-up tournament. Here is your cast, this time we are doing Magic code. We start at 7pm est tomorrow.
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>>24151
>this time we are doing Magic code.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S NOT REAL I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT'S REAL
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>>24151
You should replaced Trump with Biden for this one. I'd say Hillary but nobody memes her.
No.24154
Anonymous
>>24153
Pokemon go to the noose
No.24156
Anonymous
>>24153
Plus it doesn't make sense for Trump to be on the same team as THE COUNT
No.24157
Anonymous
it's a shame Johanna is stuck with those two losers
No.24158
Anonymous
It's a shame Hank is stuck with those two losers.
No.24159
Anonymous
>>24151
>Zorak anon recognizes Chel
Based.
No.24160
Anonymous
>>24151
>Carl, Fio, and Doomguy
I wonder how an interaction between them would go.
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Well it's obvious who's gonna win this one
No.24163
Anonymous
Replies:>>24165
>>24162
Hank will literally kick his ass.
No.24164
Anonymous
Replies:>>24165
>>24162
Nyarly will kick your ass
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>>24163
Please, that redneck is barely a diversion for me. This is all I need to do to get rid of him
>flicks coin at fence
>>24164
Jokes on him, I've got omnipotence too. I may not have gotten anything from beating Faggler, but his wife is a different story.
No.24166
Anonymous
>>24159
I mean, she is a very popular character. I don't see why he wouldn't recognize her.
No.24168
Anonymous
the bottom King and Queen and Barred tournament needs representations
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>”PRIME MINISTER, WHO WILL YA BE ROOTIN’ FOR IN THE RUNNER UP HUNGER GAMES?
>Well, I-I suppose I quite like District 11. That radio reminds me a lot of when me and my father would listen to Music Hall together. At least, when he wasn’t busy off with the elephants or the clowns. My father was in the circus you kno-
>”WE KNOW”
>Those two announcers seem like fine young men. And I must say I rather fancy that Silent Majority. I’m especially fond of the first five letters of her last name, hah….ha…
>”YOU THINK YA GOT A CHANCE WITH HER THEN?”
>Well….I might’ve, yeah..
>”HAH, THAT’S A GOOD ONE YA DULL DITHERER!”
>Oh dear…
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>no Shirley
Aww shame. Thought I’d cheer for my favorite pooch. Least there’s still the captain.
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>>24159
As someone who supported Shirley (before the allegations) I agree he did the right choice (still that last rule should have applied earlier for round 3)
No.24198
Anonymous
>>24195
Still a stupid idea NSA listened to majority of trolls instead of taking care of it from there or better yet, remove the votes silently like he later did for the next tournaments.
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*blink* We are starting very soon now. I hope you're ready for the magic festival that awaits us. PS, all my homeplanet loves Pikmin.
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>>24201
Oh trust me, I'm ready. Ready to see that cum-guzzling faggot job once again to me.
No.24203
Anonymous
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In three, two, one... Fuck away.
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Magic games huh?
No.24206
Anonymous
Replies:>>24210
>>24204
>Izzy kills Cherri

TEAM KILL
No.24207
Anonymous
Replies:>>24210
>>24204
>Johanna is so fucking boring she can’t use magic
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>>24204
Huh, no hard feelings Cherri?
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>>24204
Out of the way you unlucky duck. You're not my target, but I won't hesitate to take you out if it gets me moving faster.
No.24211
Anonymous
Replies:>>24220
>>24210
Agent 47 always with the creative hits.
No.24212
Anonymous
Replies:>>24220
>>24210
nyarlybros...
No.24213
Anonymous
>>24210
Jesus Jack Frost!
Replies:>>24220
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>>24210
Excellent work 47. I didn't even know that demonic abominations had an ass you could shove something up.
No.24215
Anonymous
Replies:>>24220
>>24210
47 ain’t slacking any way it seems
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>>24213
Only good Jack
No.24217
Anonymous
No.24218
Anonymous
>>24216
You must be thinking of the Jack back at /co/, Mr. Armstrong.
No.24219
Anonymous
>>24216
>Armstrong respects Frost's strength before Raiden or Garland's
lel
No.24221
Anonymous
No.24223
Anonymous
Replies:>>24230
>>24222
SOMEONE STOP THE COUNT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
No.24224
Anonymous
Replies:>>24230
>>24222
Racist Jack
No.24225
Anonymous
>>24222
DR EGGMAN YOU ACTUAL RAPIST
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>>24220
Better luck next time Jack!
No.24227
Anonymous
>>24225
he truly is an ugly bastard
No.24228
Anonymous
Replies:>>24229
>>24226
Raiden is on the tier of super-muggle Johanna and a minor Vizie character
oh no no no
No.24229
Anonymous
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>>24223
>>24224
>>24225
>>24226
Give that rabbit to me, I must feed my beloved Fang.
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>>24222
>Batter and Fio make soup in the cauldron
>Yugi bathes in a cauldron
No.24232
Anonymous
Replies:>>24237
>>24230
wtf battler????
Replies:>>24237
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>>24230
>BATTLER GOES ON A FUCKING KILLING SPREE
No.24234
Anonymous
Replies:>>24237
>>24230
Battler… is strong…
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>>24230
No way... BATTLER IS BEING COMPETENT?!
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>WAKU WAKU! This Battler guy seems kinda tough! He vaporized 4 people! I'm getting excited just thinking about fighting him!
No.24238
Anonymous
Replies:>>24243
>>24230
Being queen /aco/ has got to Tyr's head too much.
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>>24236
move aside bozo I want a piece of him first
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>>24222
No extraterrestrial sent by the government can take me down!
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>>24230
What's this Faggler? You're actually doing well? I can't wait to end that killing streak of yours.
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>>24237
Gee, Raven jobs AGAIN? Isn't that unfortunate.
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>>24236
>>24239
>Goku vs Yujiro Hanma
No.24245
Anonymous
Replies:>>24254
>>24243
>Battler and 47 out in the same slide
Top kek
No.24246
Anonymous
>>24243
Nyarly and Trump be gaming those sexy harems.
No.24247
Anonymous
>>24243
>WITH THIS ONE, I BLAST YOU INTO OUTER SPACE

>Oh yeah? With this dub I teleport back to eardh
No.24248
Anonymous
No.24249
Anonymous
Replies:>>24254
>>24243
>aaaiiieeee captain american-sama, my chest, it hurts! what is this sensation? is this another heart virus?
No.24250
Anonymous
Replies:>>24254
>>24243
Goku, kiss your new husband.
No.24251
Anonymous
Replies:>>24254
>>24243
47 lost earlier, does that actually mean…
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>>24247
You just described how it happened kek
No.24253
Anonymous
Replies:>>24254
>>24243
damn almost half of the roster is already gone
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>>24254
>Donald
No.24257
Anonymous
Replies:>>24265
>>24254
uuuummmm nyarlysisters??????? our ROLE MODEL is being called out!!!!
No.24258
Anonymous
>>24256
What the fuck is up with the third rounds ALWAYS taking out the best characters out of the tournament?
No.24259
Anonymous
Replies:>>24265
>>24254
Carl going for that muscle-wizard class.
Replies:>>24265
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>>24256
>Battler died again in Round 3
No.24261
Anonymous
Replies:>>24265
>>24256
dabbing on battlerkeks
Replies:>>24265
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>>24254
>tifa bones some gnomes
No.24264
Anonymous
>>24258
My niggas Daffy and Donald are still in, can’t complain.
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>>24257
>>24258
>>24259
>>24260
>>24261
>>24262
Alright but answer me this, what were these two doing at Shrek's swamp in the first place? Can't they read the signs?
No.24266
Anonymous
Replies:>>24275
>>24265
Shrek out of nowhere cucking another duck match.
No.24267
Anonymous
>>24265
gokek is OUT
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>>24265
Based Tifa
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>>24265
No god can save you Daffy
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>>24265
>yugi finally rolls a 5 and gives hank an OP buff
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>>24265
TASTE THE MEAT AND THE HEAT
No.24273
Anonymous
>>24265
Classic Mado.
Replies:>>24275
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>>24265
You two can't hide from the truth forever, one day your secret will come to light!
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>>24266
>>24267
>>24269
>>24270
>>24271
>>24273
>>24274
From now on I'm going to refer to Tifa as Biff Lockhart.
>>24268
Based.
>>24272
Suck it.
No.24276
Anonymous
>>24273
she's been in character for most rounds surprisingly
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F in the chat.
No.24278
Anonymous
Replies:>>24282
>>24275
lucky carl...
No.24279
Anonymous
Replies:>>24282
>>24275
Guess Hank's debuffed.
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>>24267
>>24277
No.24281
Anonymous
>>24280
classic goku!!
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>>24278
>>24279
>>24280
You're a wizard, just be happy you're one.
No.24283
Anonymous
Replies:>>24285
>>24282
>the simulator is now repeating events multiple times
hungergamebros...
No.24284
Anonymous
Replies:>>24285
>>24282
>Dr. Livesey and Chel don’t realize that John Silver swapped their map at night with a fake one
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>>24283
>>24284
Today I learnt Livesey's solution to any problem is shoving things up people's asses. Thanks doc.
No.24286
Anonymous
>>24285
mado... calm down... please...
No.24287
Anonymous
Replies:>>24288
>>24285
Dr. Livesey, the professional prostate professor.
Replies:>>24297
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>>24286
>>24287
Oh right, deliver Fs.
No.24289
Anonymous
Replies:>>24290
>>24286
She should win this tbh.
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>>24289
I would be down for this.
No.24291
Anonymous
Replies:>>24299
>>24290
Based Daffy
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>>24290
>Daffy minutes before kidnapping Chel
No.24293
Anonymous
Replies:>>24299
>>24290
uhhh based carl??
No.24294
Anonymous
The winning candidates are Daffy, Carl and Mado.
No.24295
Anonymous
>Madotsuki is the only /v/ rep left
No.24296
Anonymous
>>24294
Tyr'ahnee's been kind of cruising too.
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>>24288
Oh well at least I fought bravely with strong warriors
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>>24290
Wait Wha-
Tifa got torn to bloody shreds???
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>>24291
>>24292
>>24293
>>24294
>>24296
>>24297
My money is on Mado. Help me I'm poor now
>>24298
Of course the guy had to resort to dirty tricks to stand a chance.
No.24300
Anonymous
Replies:>>24307
>>24299
schizobros...
No.24301
Anonymous
Replies:>>24307
>>24296
>>24299
This whole game has seemed like Tyr'ahnee just enjoying herself.
No.24302
Anonymous
>>24299
THIS IS A /CO/ GAME NOW
No.24303
Anonymous
Replies:>>24306
>>24302
yugi is still in for /a/, and trump for /pol/
Replies:>>24307
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>>24299
Those slices truly did to her figure
No.24305
Anonymous
>>24302
Yugi and Trump basically represent /a/ and /pol/.
No.24306
Anonymous
Replies:>>24309
>>24303
/a/ is discount /co/ and trump has /CO/UNTLESS comics dedicated to him.
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>>24300
>>24301
>>24302
>>24304
Look what you did guys, now everyone is after him. Livesey's event is interesting to say the least please be fatal please be fatal please be fatal
No.24309
Anonymous
Replies:>>24311
>>24306
>/a/ is discount /co/
lmao wat
No.24310
Anonymous
Replies:>>24313
>>24307
liveseychads...not like this
No.24311
Anonymous
>>24309
It's bait
No.24312
Anonymous
Replies:>>24313
>>24307
yugi-kun, make grimm-sama proud!
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>>24310
>>24312
Press F on everyone Except Livesey
No.24315
Anonymous
Replies:>>24319
>>24313
F mado
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>>24313
well it's been fun, ahahahahaha
space mantis man, why do you hate livesey so much?
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>>24307
>>24313
>That magic paper you read Livesey?
>That trap that was intentionally made to suck you in?
>All by me
No.24318
Anonymous
>>24316
I'll let this explain it >>24317
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>>24315
Oh I know that one
Where there's a whip, there's a way!youtube thumb
>>24316
No worries no ill intentions, just rivalry
>>24317
Holy based.
No.24320
Anonymous
The winner is paired with Frieza btw.
No.24321
Anonymous
Replies:>>24331
>>24313
F for Mado and Livesey.
No.24322
Anonymous
>>24319
>Tyr'ahnee just killed Daffy
Omega kek
No.24323
Anonymous
Replies:>>24331
>>24319
final four: Carl, Tyr', Yugi, and Amelia
No.24324
Anonymous
>>24320
romantically?
No.24325
Anonymous
>>24320
>>24324
Yugi… You can take this.
No.24328
Anonymous
Replies:>>24330
No.24330
Anonymous
>>24328
now i REALLY want yugi to win!
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>>24320
>>24321
>>24322
>>24323
>>24326
>>24327
My words aren't enough to give a full description of the horrors Carl did to him.
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Fs in the chat
No.24333
Anonymous
Replies:>>24338
>>24320
perhaps once we've enough hunger games we can do a hunger hunger games with all the winners
No.24334
Anonymous
>>24331
yugikeks we lost once again...
No.24335
Anonymous
>>24331
NOW it's a /co/ tournament.
No.24336
John Major
>District 11 is out
Oh dear…
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I'm late... Anyway, I predict Carl will win!
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*blink* Testing, testing. Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached the end together and now we are going to witness who will stand alive between Carl, Amelia and Tyr'ahnee. Just sit through the Nintendo Direct it isn't what it used to be anymore. God bless Pikmin forever.

Without further comments, I am now asking you to place your bets.

>>24333
Sounds like a wonderful idea.
No.24339
Anonymous
Replies:>>24343
No.24340
Anonymous
Replies:>>24343
>>24338
They all kill each other simultaneously
Replies:>>24343
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>>24338
For once I'll put bias aside and simply say: may the best witch win.
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>>24338
Welp Cap' Amelia I have the respects for but she tried to take me to the galactic prison so she's out in me ol' rusty book. Tyr'ahnee We don't talk about on WHAT happened over there last time so my only and possibly favorite option is Carl 'imself!

So yeah! Imma go with Carl.
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>>24343
TYR'AHNEE
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The placements
No.24346
Anonymous
Replies:>>24358
>>24343
Called it. She was just chilling through the whole thing kek.
No.24347
Anonymous
Replies:>>24358
>>24343
kek what a way to go on a final match
No.24348
Anonymous
Replies:>>24358
>>24345
>10 kills
carl is a BEAST
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>>24343
What's with this magic theme and shoving things up people asses every 5 seconds
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>>24344
And so sexy Martian magic trumped smelly NEET magic. Excellent show.
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>>24343
>wins the game
>kills the love of her life
She won but at what cost.
No.24353
Anonymous
Replies:>>24358
>>24352
Zorak killed his wife Fang in the last games. No biggie.
Replies:>>24358
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>>24343
>>24344
>>24345
>Tfw forgot to take away the sentient treasure chest away when Livesey got sucked away
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>>24352
>I'll make a great replacement for him and together we'll conquer the universe
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>>24343
She just keeps winning!
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>>24352
She owes her ass to General Grievous like no one did in 2021.
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>>24346
>>24347
>>24348
>>24349
>>24351
>>24352
>>24356
>>24357
>>24355
Thank you all so much for sticking around, special thanks for having around John Silver. I have still some more ideas in store, we will probably see in a couple of weeks more.

And now a love dedicated to my beloved Fang (the envy of Daft Punk)
Cartoon Planet - Bad Bugyoutube thumb
>>24354
If it's sentient then that means it escaped on its own.
>>24353
DON'T REMIND ME OF THAT AAAAAGGHH
No.24359
Anonymous
>>24358
*a song
Replies:>>24363
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>>24358
Well Arghty then, I can’t complain when one of my set-traps bites the intended targets partner now can I?

But yabbling aside, tis was a good event as per usual Zorak!
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>>24358
>impressed tyrannosaurus sounds
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>>24358
thanks for the funtime!
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>>24360
Always a pleasure do these.
>>24361
Isn't she lovely?
>>24362
Thanks for sticking around.
Replies:>>24368
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>>24358
>spoiler
So you can be intellectually raped without me having to bite your head off? Come here then.
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>>24355
>>24357
i'm imagining now a draw of tyr hanging with frieza, grievous and skeletor as marvin watches from a distance
Replies:>>24367
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>>24365
NOT. FUCKING. FUNNY.
No.24367
Anonymous
>>24366
You're right, it's fucking hilarious
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>>24364
Back off, I'm armed mentally and physically.
Replies:>>24382
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>>24365
SOMEONE DRAW THIS!!!!!!!
No.24370
Anonymous
Replies:>>24382
>>24365
seconding
Replies:>>24373
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>>24368
SHIT he has a gun. I guess there will be no mind rape tonight. You win this time Zorak.
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>>24368
>>24372
Also nine trillion years was spent in photoshop making this
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>>24373
This pretty sums up the whole situation hahahaha
Replies:>>24452
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>>24369
>>24370
ENOUGH
No.24452
Anonymous
Replies:>>24465
>>24382
What? Sorry I don't hear midgets.
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>>24452
I know it is you Grievous. You can't fool me.
No.24469
Anonymous
>>24256
>Battler turns into a bird
>no one made seagull joke
I am disappointed in all of you.

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SQL statistics:

time taken: 0.00129294 SELECT *, ( SELECT GROUP_CONCAT(DISTINCT `kobaboardban`.`boardid` ORDER BY `kobaboardban`.`boardid` SEPARATOR ',') FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `banid` = `id` GROUP BY `banid` ) AS `active_boards` FROM `kobaban` WHERE ( (`iplong1` = '2cc8ab9c') OR (`iplong1` <= '2cc8ab9c' AND '2cc8ab9c' <= `iplong2`) ) AND `type` IN(-1,0,1,2,3) AND (`id` IN ( SELECT `banid` FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `boardid` IN(20) ) OR `global` = 1) ORDER BY `type`,`expiration` DESC no rows found or affected (prepared query)
time taken: 0.00408292 SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, s.total_posts, s.total_files, s.total_image, s.total_audio, s.total_video, s.total_swf, s.unique_ip, s.unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid LEFT JOIN `kobapoststats` s on p.boardid = s.boardid and p.postid = s.threadid WHERE p.`boardid` = '20' AND p.`postid` = '24151' AND `parentid` = '0' AND `deleted` = '0' UNION ALL SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, null as total_posts, null as total_files, null as total_image, null as total_audio, null as total_video, null as total_swf, null as unique_ip, null as unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '20' AND `parentid` = '24151' AND `deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `parentid`,`postid` no error (prepared query)

actions:

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footer_meta actions: 8 start: 1680212679.93660600 end: 1680212679.93667700 took (total): 0.000071
header_meta actions: 5 start: 1680212679.92608700 end: 1680212679.92614100 took (total): 0.000054
setup_html actions: 4 start: 1680212679.92591300 end: 1680212679.92599700 took (total): 0.000084
validation actions: 1 start: 1680212679.91435900 end: 1680212679.92579400 took (total): 0.011435

Rewrite/redirect rules:

Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss

rules in htaccess format:

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Current time:

2023-03-30 14:44:39