/tnt/ - Tournaments & Events

OC Anchor.

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What do you think of that, Boozoo?

>>237741
(flies noises)

>WE ARE the second Disney Duck trio you have to face in a row
>WE ARE the team that will have to beat up a bunch of 10 year old to get past this round
>WE ARE Let's Get Danger-
>WHOA!
>*CRASH*
>...Going to have to work on our landing if we are not going to lose by 100 votes too

>Look alive, girls. I hear our next opponents pack a real punch.

WHERE'S OMNI-MAN?

Hey Mr Pickles, sorry about your lost man. Don't worry, I'll sent ya a nice portrait of me and my pals proudly waving a trophy in your face. Hope you'll love it.

Anyways, time for my next groove:
Stand Out

Team 99? Lacey and I heard you all are pretty radical.
BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?!

>>237747
Wrong team of Eds, anon.

>156

Maurice, who the hell are these so-called "Freedom Fighters"?
>Our next opponents your highness.
Why are they always so hairy? It's disgusting!
>Uhh...Julian, we're hairy too you know.
Quiet, I don't need your opinion. Maurice, Mort, get rid of these Free Fights out of my palace!
>It's Freedom Fi-
NOW!

a new hope arises~

>>237749
Are we sure?

>>237754
Anon-sama...

>>237748
Yeah yeah cute moves you got there, here's mines btw.

>D: How could Chicken Choice lose?!? That blew our whole round strategy!
>P: I had all those whole cock innuendo jokes saved up for nothing!
>J: Amigos, it is truly Caballerover...

Hank J. Wimbleton: Of course they chickened out. Why am I not surprised?
Sanford: Our next opponents in this round are the Ninja Turtles, or at least most of them. I hope they're ready to get their shells shocked.
Deimos: We should also steal their pizza. I think that would be funny as hell.
Madness Combat 4 Soundtrack: Cheshyre - Main Theme

>Kevin: Good going Michael Vick, we won that round by a landslide!
>Ben: Let's keep the streak going! Who are we up against next?
>Gwen: Woah, we're up against the Decepticons this round.
>Ben: Giant alien robots? Now this is more our wheelhouse.
>Gwen: I feel a weird connection to these Transformers for some reason…
>Kevin: I just really liked the toys as a kid.

>>237748
>>237757
Amateurs.

>>237763
Kpop? More like Kpoop

>>237767
That's what a filthy demon would say.

Win this for uncle Negaduck and you shall receive the biggest and most delicious jawbreakers the world can offer, ed-boys!

Timmy's matchup is literally this episode

>>237775
I see the scheme you are pulling with those kids, duck. You are trying to get me to reply to you and say your full name to get cancelled like those TADC voice actors.
Well no falling for that scam! My career and campaign will not end for this injustice! Even the terror that flaps in the night would be terrorized by that online harassment by teenage girls.

>>237737
Bunch of walking talking giant food? Truly still stuck on the train.

>>237741
Finally I can do my funny dance here

>>237737
decided to finally color >>237753
don't worry i'm also working on something new

>>237737
a chicky chum is close enough to a whiffle bird, right gamers?

Truly, it was an easy match lord Megatron. If you ask me, I always knew burning the entire forest was a... bright idea, know what I mean?

>>237823
*angry beep noises*

>>237824
WHAT THE FUCK HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT?

>>237737

>J: If you can't match up punch to punch so to say, just do what they do; get a fighting bot of your own!
>D: LET ME AT THEM!
>P: I call dibs hitting the edgy emo Autobot!
>J: The Decepticons are not who we are facing this round Panchito.
>P: What? Emo boy still looks like he'd enjoy being punched

Greetings, welcome to the show! Our guests tonight are... uh oh. These guys are basically our bosses. Well, Moltar and Zorak, we had a good run but it looks like the top brass is taking the show off the air. Now, I'll be able to find work due to how heroic I am, but you two might be out of luck. That's not my problem though.

>It's hero time!
*transforms into Upgrade*
>I call dibs on the Decepticon leader!

>>237832
>Let me see if I can get that busted boombox working with a few good whacks.

>>237833
>That leaves the loud, screechy one for me.

>>237832
Amazing, I mu'th learn more!

>>237737
Welcome back, anons! Round 1 of the very first Trio of /co/ is now complete and these teams certainly did not disappoint. Here's just some of the highlights as we move on to round 2!

>The Eds beat Months Gone By
The kings of cul-de-sac chaospowered through with sheer friendship, scams, and unstoppable cartoon stupidity. The Duck sisters fought back with their own unique coordination and classic charm, but the Eds' momentum was too much to keep contained!

>Huntrix beat Spy vs Spy vs Spy
A stylish and synchronized trio overcame a battle of paranoia and sabotage. The spies tore themselves apart trying to outmaneuver every single person at once, and the Huntrix girls kept their wits about them staying perfectly on time.

>Moon Knight beat Gotham City Sirens
One body, three brains, but also one of the most coordinated and potent teams in the whole bracket. The Gotham City Sirens put up a great fight, powered by their distinct charisma, chemistry, and chaos, but it wasn't quite enough to stop Moon Knight's relentless focus.

>Warner Bombshells beat The Meddler, The Bodyguard, and The Bounty Hunter
This bout was defined by glamour against discipline. The Usagi team put up an incredibly strong front of honor and unity forged in battle, but it was a knockout of pure charm, confidence, and overwhelming fan backing that carried the Warner Bombshells to victory.

>Grim Adventures beat The Big Three
This was arguably one of the biggest surprises of round 1. The Big Three certainly had the power, the prestige, and the heroic credentials for this match, but Billy, Mandy and Grim armed themselves with sheer cartoon unpredictability. Dysfunctional luck beat destined triumph!

And with that, round 2 is officially underway! Trios step into the arena and familiar faces look to avoid elimination, with voting already live. Rally your chosen teams, vote as often as possible, and always remember, in the Trio of /co/, chemistry is key!

>>237737
>I know I should feel unnerved by seeing this caveman in the freezer, but honestly I've got this feeling of relief.

You're a colorful bunch.

Shreky doesn't know that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and

Shreky doesn't know
Oh, Shreky doesn't know
So don't tell Shrek
Shreky doesn't know, Shreky doesn't know
(So don't tell Shrek)

Fiona says she's out shopping (uh, uh)
But she's under me and I'm not stopping

'Cause Shreky doesn't know, Shreky doesn't know
Shreky doesn't know, Shreky doesn't know
So don't tell Shrek, Shreky doesn't know
(Don't tell Shrek)

I can't believe he's so trusting
While I'm right behind you thrusting (whoo)
Fiona's got him on the phone
And she's trying not to moan
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing, nothing

Shreky doesn't know, Shreky doesn't know
Shreky doesn't know, don't tell Shrek
'Cause Shreky doesn't know, Shreky doesn't know
So don't tell Shrek

We'll put on a show
Everyone will go
Shreky doesn't know, Shreky doesn't know
Shreky doesn't know
The parkin' lot, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard 'cause Shreky doesn't know
Shreky doesn't know

I did her on his birthday

Shreky doesn't know, Shreky doesn't know
Shreky doesn't know, Shreky doesn't know
Don't tell Shrek
Shreky doesn't know

Shreky will know, Shreky has to know
Shreky's gotta know, gonna tell Shreky
Gonna tell him myself
Shreky has to know, Shreky has to know
Shreky has to, Shreky has to, Shreky has to go
Shreky doesn't know, Shreky doesn't know (don't tell Shrek)
Shreky doesn't know, Shreky doesn't know (don't tell Shrek)
Shreky doesn't know, Shreky doesn't know
Shreky doesn't, Shreky doesn't
Shreky doesn't know
Ha-ha-ha
Aha, ha
I should probably let him know
That is so bad, so bad

>>237846
Enough! I can't take the mockery anymore!

*Bejita could have revived the hype.
>b-but
The score, BITCH

A bunch of teenagers? Pfft, I have seen this before. That car is not even an autobot, right?

..... Right?

>>237861
>>237862
Hey it's me Goku! Wow, these robots look really strong.

Ahhhhhhh Goku is here! Hide me before he fucks me up!

>>237850
Michael...

Quit hiding in your shells. I know you bastards are out here.

>>237869
This is kinda boring. I'm going to catch some fish while we wait.

>>237861
>>237862
>Kevin: My car may not be an Autobot, Screamer, but she's a hero in her own right!
>Ben: Ah Kevin, that's sweet. Corny, lame, and a little pathetic but sweet!
>Kevin: Keep it up Tennyson. Argit has 200 Gmail accounts prepped and he's itching to use them.

>>237830
Nothing to be afrad, SG. All we have to do is to fight fire with fire. Zorak is right now summoning our lord and savior satan

Even being fucking silent cartoon characters we somehow are more vocal than most of you

>>237873
>

>>237872
Ah yes, Satan: the man who has been fighting Ozzy Osborne for the title of Prince of Darkness for the past few decades. I'm sure he'll be handy. You know, Moltar, I actually met Ozzy Osborne backstage at a concert once.
...
I don't want to talk about it.

Oh I recall that episode.

>>237861
Your highness, it appears the robots from our neighbor planet cybertron are on earth. I don't know who this guy is but his voice sounds familiar.

>>237871
No autobot? Is that so? In that case my job will much easier than I expected.
>>237885
We claimed it first, get out!

>>237886
Really? Wow that's neat, guess what? I don't actually care. We're taking this planet by any means necessary, cybertronian. Prepare yourself!

>>237752
For a king, your leadership abilities are laughable.

>>237826
Yo max, looks like we're not the only radicals around after all. How about we show them what we got, shall we?

We forgot to nominate Jib

>>237893
It seems so. I can't imagine hating yourself this much that a poll in a board that isn't 4chan is that much of importance for these guys to rig. I will campaign for the eds, I was just helping my other team in the meantime.

>>237889
Young lady, show some respect for the king, or I'll send the army.

>>237893
And they always rig my teams out bros

>>237890
Exactly, let's see if they can groove along with us.

>>237902
Kyeah!

>>237891
>Ultimate Bike Kevin below the Kankers

>>237905
Bring it on ladies!

FIVE MINUTES LEFT FAGS

Hello and welcome to the second round of the exciting Trio of /co/ tournament! The battles are slowly getting wilder as we speak; with guns, bombs, fists, magic, and occasionally some unspeakable things that your kids will probably never understand. We're reaching a possible peak within the competition itself. Let's see what we can find in this very round:

At match 1, there's an equal footing in one of these battles here. Both Ed and Launchpad are having a duel of muscles and geekness as they pound on each other while shouting random comic slogans at each other faces. Ed then blinds Launchpad with gravy which gave him the upperhand, only for the brawny duck to quickly punch him away and onto the wall. Meanwhile, Edd has invented a blaster from his freezer that gives Darkwing the cold shoulders! The duck superhero is shivering to the bones as he struggles to escape the cold wave, but Edd already has him by the flippers. Unfortunately for Eddy, he's having a hard time trying to catch Gosalyn, but the little duck chomps his hand every time he reaches out and then follows it with a kick in the shin. The Eds and Let's Get Dangerous are giving us the best fights so far, but who will reach the next round?

At match 2, the Totally Spies are facing their toughest opponents yet as Kold, Kruel, and Krooked Eggs are doing a good job making these ladies get grossed out by their hideous appearances. King Koopa gives Clover a fiery breath that only made her run in panic as a fire debris quickly catches her hair on fire! Meanwhile, Robotnik sent out a group of Badniks to attack Sam who managed to defeat them all too quickly, but the rounded scientist grabs the green-clad spy with a robotic arm that drags her around the battlefield. As for Alex however, the cheerful spy is in hot water as King K. Rool pins her to the down with his foot. Alex struggles, but the pirate king has got her down good, twisting the spy like a freaking wrestler! Can the Totally Spies take down their most toughest foes, or will Kold, Kruel, and Krooked Eggs have them smelling reptile breath for the rest of their lives?

At match 5, we're being treated with slapstick comedy folks! Spike repeatedly whacks the Sheriff with a baseball bat whom then tries to counterattacks with an axe, but the bulldog grabs hold of it before stealing it from the officer's hand and chases him around with the stolen weapon. Meanwhile, Tom is struggling to fight Sir Hiss as the snake wraps him around by the waist, and then bites his tail that causes the tom cat to scream in sheer pain! Jerry on the other hand is having fun time driving Prince John crazy as he dodges his paws and striking them with a mallet. The self-proclaimed king tries to whack him with a wooden plank, but the little mouse just jumps around like a carnival dancer and biting his fingers. There's so much cartoon chaos going on that someone should make this into another Tom and Jerry film, but will they get the last laugh in this match? Or will The King of England (and his loyal subjects) say "That's all folks!" before they can?

At match 17, an intergalactic battle is underway as Alien Force tangles with the Deceptions. Soundwave summons his two henchmen as they charge towards Kevin who managed to quickly sent them flying towards their masters like golf balls with his bare hands. Meanwhile, an aerial battle between Gwen and Starscream takes flight as the jet transformer fires missiles at the energy-powered girl who quickly unleashes a magical barrier around her and sends the missile back towards Starscream who got hit from the right-wing, but still functional to speed towards his opponent. Ben, as Humungusaur, tries to topple down Megatron, but it's gonna take more than alien strength to push the giant robot down to the ground as the Deception leader fire blasts Ben from the ground. With an ongoing space war that is enough to make any space opera blush, who will rise from the ashes of the fight?

In this round, don't expect any truce between teams because that's impossible! So who will be our next victors? Vote now!

>>237899
>Hey Boss, you haven't happened to see the sheriff around, have ya?

>>237910
>Boss: The only sheriff we need around here is Sheriff Pim right here! Gotta love him.

>>237898
You remind me of Tangle. Except she can extend her tail to crazy measures

>Great work, team, knew we could make it.

Another victory for Cluster Prime!

Eat my shiny metal ass, cybertronians!!

>>237915
Couldn't have done it without you and Ridley. Right, partner?

IT'S ALL RIGGED!!! RIGGED BY ROBIN HOOD AND FRIAR!! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!

>>237924
Lacey...They got you...