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No.23478
Eggman and his jobber statusAnonymous
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Inspired by >>22247 and the replies that followed

Tournament performance:
2018
>Grandfathered into the Mr. /co/ tournament, appears in it's first year of it being run, and loses round one to Tom Cat

2019
>His 2nd year appearance in Mr. /co/ makes him go as far as round two, losing to Fred Jones
>King /v/'s first year sees him get to round 3 where he loses to Dante

2020
>In his 3rd run of Mr. /co/, he loses in round 2 again, this time to Eddy
>Eggman is allowed into the Mr. /mlp/ tournament didn't enter last year's due to stricter rules of outside characters and loses in round 2
>Year 2 of King /v/ takes him to round 4 where he meets up with Dante again and loses by 1 vote, Dante would go on to win the tournament

2021
>His 4th time on Mr. /co/ sees him lose yet again in round 2, Master Shake defeats him
>In Mr. /mlp/ he takes an early exit on round 1 with AnontheAnon winning the round
>King /v/'s 3rd run has Eggman go the furthest ever in a tournament, finals, he would however end up getting 2nd and lose to The Batter

2022
>5th year of Mr. /co/ and Eggman gets to round 3, is defeated by the eventual runner-up Carl Brutananadilewski
>Loses on round 1 again in Mr. /mlp/
>Sits this year of King /v/ out due to elite 8 rule


Tournament loreshit:
>Due to AM making elite eight in 2022, Eggman's plans of using him to rig 2023 have been ruined, AM would also steal Sage as a result of Eggman failing to roll a GET of Batter getting raped. AM was also able to contain the autism of Sparda, something Eggman couldn't accomplish.
>Metal jobbed to Pepsiman in round 1 of King /v/ 2022.
>Fellow multi-media characters Sam & Max win a tournament before Eggman could (Tag-Team 2019). Max would also reach elite 8 in Mr. /co/ 2022 before him as well.
>His henchmen Scratch and Grounder win a tournament before him (Tag-Team Murder Games 2022).
>Mama Robotnik failed to qualify in Queen /v/ 2022

Truly the messiah of all jobbers.
No.23479
Anonymous
This is like how Begita gets called a jobber all the time even though he has a much better track record than 90% of the characters. Same with Eggman, hundreds of characters never even reach Elite 8, let alone the runner-up spot, yet somehow when you do very well but aren't the best you get relegated to a jobber even though it doesn't really make sense. Especially when worse performing Elite 8 characters don't get such a status.
Replies:>>23541
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>>23479
>This is like how Begita gets called a jobber all the time even though he [headcanon]
FIRST. FUCKING. POST.
Kekaroo, Bejita and Eggkek really are the same peas in a pod!
No.23483
Anonymous
Replies:>>23531
>>23479
Good enough to be designated loser's to the best makes them jobbers (i.e. they get the top characters over). The one's that don't even get that far or make notability are simply fodder.
No.23531
Anonymous
>>23483
>The one's that don't even get that far or make notability are simply fodder.
Wouldn't that mean 126 out of 128 contestants don't matter?
No.23539
Anonymous
Replies:>>23604
>>23479
I think it has to do with Eggman being more innately fun to depict as a loser + him being allowed to partake in every-single tournament yet, something even other multimedia characters haven't accomplished
>>23531
If these tournaments have taught me anything is that most runner-ups end up with a worse reputation than the rest of the elite.
No.23552
Anonymous
Replies:>>23567
>>23478
We need this but with Banjo and Steve
No.23557
Anonymous
>>23531
More like 120.
No.23567
Anonymous
Replies:>>23570
>>23552
>>Banjo
>2019
Carl Johnson: 281 (70.4%)
Banjo: 118 (29.6%)
>2020
Captain Falcon: 1206 (75%)
Banjo: 402 (25%)
>2021
Ridley: 800 (69%)
Banjo: 359 (31%)
>2022
Luigi: 939 (76.4%)
Banjo: 294 (23.6%)

>>Steve
>2019
Asura: 236 (59.1%)
Steve: 163 (40.9%)
>2020
Cave Johnson: 907 (56.4%)
Steve: 701 (43.6%)
>2021
Godot: 725 (62.6%)
Steve: 434 (37.4%)
>2022
Master Chief: 763 (61.9%)
Steve: 470 (38.1%)
No.23570
Anonymous
>>23567
Banjo is definetly the biggest jobber out of all.
No.23571
Anonymous
>>23570
it's genuinely pathetic
No.23574
Anonymous
Replies:>>23575
>>23570
Maybe someone in the /co/ tournaments can match him, but yeah he's the holy grail of jobbers in the /v/ tournaments and it's not even close.
No.23575
Anonymous
Replies:>>23576
>>23574
The only one who's close to Banjo from /co/ is Candlejack but even then he finally advanced to round 2 las
No.23576
Anonymous
>>23575
have all characters that appeared in all Mr tournaments advanced past Round 1?
No.23577
Anonymous
>>23570
Kinda surprising considering the amount of smashfaggotry he causes.
No.23578
Anonymous
>>23576
To my memory, yes.
No.23579
Anonymous
>>23576
Double-checked, and the answer is yes, so Banjo is the biggest jobber across all tournaments
No.23593
Anonymous
Has Spy ever made it to the tournament? I've voted always for him but he always gets three-limit ruled every single time.
No.23596
Anonymous
>>23593
From TF2? He was in 2020 and 2021, where he made it to round 4 and 2 respectively.
No.23598
Anonymous
>>23596
I’ve just realized that every single TF2 rep gets defeated by an elite eight rep each time.
No.23599
Anonymous
Replies:>>23600
>>23593
>>23596
Who's the only TF2 character who hasn't made it in (yet)?
No.23600
Anonymous
Replies:>>23625
>>23599
Demo, Sniper and Medic are the only ones. Sniper was close but got three character limit’ed and Pyro got its debut in fucking Queen /v/.
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>>23539
>If these tournaments have taught me anything is that most runner-ups end up with a worse reputation than the rest of the elite.
You just gave me the weirdest idea for a team...
No.23625
Anonymous
Replies:>>23626
>>23600
The qualifiers is going to be a bloodbath for the mercs this year, even more so than last year. Heavy and Scout are taking two spots, and then it can really go to any of the other mercs. I really hope it's not Engineer again.
No.23626
Anonymous
Replies:>>23638
>>23625
What, you don't like spamming one joke all the time and almost getting into the Elite 8?
No.23627
Anonymous
>>23593
Everyone forgot to nominate him in 2022
Replies:>>23637
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>>23478
I'm sorry but where is Daffy in all of this?

>Lost to the Bender Memes at the time.
>Lost to the Joker Memes at the time.
>Lost to the One More Time Memes.
>Didn't appear in 2021
>Finally got his duck match but it was so underwhelming people literally forgot about and he didn't even get far afterwards.
No.23637
Anonymous
>>23636
>didn't get far
Top 4 is not far? Bugs please.
No.23638
Anonymous
>>23626
No, I prefer spamming one joke all the time and winning the whole thing.
No.23650
Anonymous
>>23638
Battlerbros... why haven't we won yet...
No.23652
Anonymous
>>23650
Too many jokes
No.23653
Anonymous
Replies:>>23686
>>23650
Sadly they are more creative than having a single running gag they spam ad nauseam.
No.23686
Anonymous
Replies:>>23766
>>23638
>>23653
Chaosposting is at least 5 jokes being spammed
No.23688
Anonymous
>>23650
Get jokes that don't require you to be a part of a super obsecure club to get.
No.23690
Anonymous
Replies:>>23694
>>23688
Battler's VN is far from being super obscure.
t. into super obscure VNs
No.23693
Anonymous
>>23688
Is this you admiting to being a brainlet?
No.23694
Anonymous
Replies:>>23762
>>23690
>VN that isn't Phoenix Wright, Danganronpa or Fate
And I was talking more about all the wrestling and jobbing jokes. Through being a VN character doesn't help.
No.23762
Anonymous
>>23694
If these would be above the waters on VN iceberg, Battler's is somewhere on top of the iceberg. So not that far away.
I was thinking of some characters from lesser-known VNs that could have tremendous funposting potential, but due to obscurity their only bet is the bottom tournament.
No.23766
Anonymous
Replies:>>23767
>>23686
bullshit
No.23767
Anonymous
Replies:>>23770
>>23766
That's right, it barely goes beyond being more than two jokes being spammed.
No.23770
Anonymous
Replies:>>23784
>>23767
You sound like someone who doesn't respect Jack's strength and trust him implicitly.
Replies:>>23774
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>>23762
No.23774
Anonymous
>>23773
SHUT UP KAGEAKI, YOU USELESS NIGGERMAN
No.23778
Anonymous
Replies:>>23782
>>23762
>If these would be above the waters on VN iceberg, Battler's is somewhere on top of the iceberg. So not that far away.
The point is that no one really gives a shit about anything but those three because pretty much everyone (even /v/) puts visual novels at the absolute bottom of the list of genres.
No.23782
Anonymous
>>23778
as they should
No.23784
Anonymous
>>23770
The only Jack I respect is Samurai Jack
No.23785
Anonymous
Replies:>>23788
>>23784
This, but Jack Skellington.
No.23786
Anonymous
Replies:>>23790
>>23784
Stopped respecting him after Season 5.
No.23788
Anonymous
>>23784
>>23785
Imagine if we got a /co/ Jack-Off
No.23790
Anonymous
>>23786
Then you stopped respecting your own flesh and blood
No.23794
Anonymous
>>23784
This, but Handsome Jack.
No.23795
Anonymous
>>23784
This, but Candlejack
No.23796
Anonymous
Replies:>>23797
I'm now expecting a "Jack and Alice" team for the /v/ co-op
No.23797
Anonymous
>>23796
but which ones?
Replies:>>25574
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>>23478
If there was a Mr./Mrs. /tv/ tournament, could he participate?
No.25574
Anonymous
>>25537
Of course
No.31613
Anonymous
>>23478
We should add what happened in Co-op now.
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>the meltdown that would happen if Battler beat Eggman
I want to be in that timeline
No.31627
Anonymous
>>31626
I have a feeling Battler beating Eggman or Eggman beating Battler would end up being a nothing burger because anons would just shrug it off as "eh, a jobber beat another jobber, big fucking deal"
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>>31626
Just so you know, every time I see a post supporting Battler, I rape him some more.
No.31635
Anonymous
fuck I love Battler
No.31636
Anonymous
Battler is so awesome
No.31637
Anonymous
GO BATTLER
Replies:>>31640
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BATTLER FOR KING
No.31640
Anonymous
>>31639
I read the text as "LoveCum" at first.
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EDGEWORTH STOP!!!!!
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>>31641
NO STOPPING THE RAPE TRAIN BATTLER
No.31645
Anonymous
Replies:>>31646
Wait, why did we pair Battler with cuck again? Battler is getting constant sex even if he doesn't want it.
No.31646
Anonymous
Replies:>>31650
>>31645
Yeah next time we should pair him with a rapist.
No.31650
Anonymous
>>31646
We should pair him with the intellectual rapist
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>>31641
Stay strong
Replies:>>31663
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Just a reminder to pay your respects to Battler Ushiromiya, for you see, he is a survivor. You see, in the cold, rainy spring of 2023, he was assaulted by seven blue-haired witches and was RAPED. Yes, he too. But don't fret, because you can break the willing, and Battler stays strong! If it can happen to him, it can happen to you. Trust me, I know.
t. Kevin Nash
Wrestler, Actor, Survivor
No.31663
Anonymous
Replies:>>31665
>>31658
>If it can happen to him, it can happen to you.
I hope.
No.31664
Anonymous
Shut up, Edgeworth.
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>>31663
Fine, Edgeworth, since you want it so badly. Besides, I still need to pay you and Wright for bailing me out. Speaking of which, where is he? Willard is babysitting Dlanor, so he won't be able to get near her thankfully, meaning he's invited to my place.
No.31666
Anonymous
Replies:>>31667
>>31665
Both Erika, Dlanor and Beatrice can qualify for the villains tournament right?
No.31667
Anonymous
Replies:>>31668
>>31666
Yep, all three can get in and I plan on nominating them. Might also nominate Bernkastel too since I want to nominate her for Queen.
No.31668
Anonymous
>>31667
Oh boy hoping one of the four win. They don't have that luck in queen because of silent faggotry screwing chances.
No.31669
Anonymous
>>31668
I'm definitely gonna be campaigning for them. I also plan on nominating and campaigning for Willard in the heroes tournament since I doubt he'll make it into King.
No.31674
Anonymous
Replies:>>31678
>>31668
I wonder what would happen to Battler if one of the four win before him. If I were to guess
>if Beatrice won
Battler would have to accept magic and become her bitch
>if Erika won
Trapped in the Rape Cathedral for eternity
>if Dlanor won
He dies the death
>if Bern won
He'd be forced to watch Ange get turned into hamburgers over and over again
No.31677
Anonymous
Replies:>>31680
Bros, Eggman and Battler can be nominated in villains and heroes tournaments and then job there too.
Replies:>>31681
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>>31674
>Battler would have to accept magic and become her bitch
HE ALREADY DOES THIS
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>>31677
>"That's right, Battler will job again in the heroes TOURNAMENT. I'm also sending in Willard so he can do better and rub it in Battler's FACE."
"Wait a minute, I never agreed to that. Why should I go? I'm done doing stuff in people's place after that time with Bernkastel."
>"It would be really FUNNY."
"...Okay that's true. Fine, but you need to pet-sit Diana for me so she doesn't scratch up the couch."
>"You have my WORD."
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>>31678
I know, that's why he has to do it again if she wins before him
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>>31679
I guess Wright has finally embraced his pedophilic nature, huh? Guess von Karma was right about him. I'm still not letting him anywhere near Dlanor.

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SQL statistics:

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time taken: 0.00331783 SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, s.total_posts, s.total_files, s.total_image, s.total_audio, s.total_video, s.total_swf, s.unique_ip, s.unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid LEFT JOIN `kobapoststats` s on p.boardid = s.boardid and p.postid = s.threadid WHERE p.`boardid` = '20' AND p.`postid` = '23478' AND `parentid` = '0' AND `deleted` = '0' UNION ALL SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, null as total_posts, null as total_files, null as total_image, null as total_audio, null as total_video, null as total_swf, null as unique_ip, null as unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '20' AND `parentid` = '23478' AND `deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `parentid`,`postid` no error (prepared query)
time taken: 0.00024199 SELECT `boardid`, `parentid`, `postid` FROM `kobapost` WHERE (`boardid` = 20 AND `postid` IN(22247)) AND `deleted` = 0 no error

actions:

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Rewrite/redirect rules:

Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
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rules in htaccess format:

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2023-03-30 14:48:13