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No.23478
Eggman and his jobber statusAnonymous
Image:167506226504.png(373kB, 810x818)Doctor_Eggman.png
Inspired by >>22247 and the replies that followed

Tournament performance:
2018
>Grandfathered into the Mr. /co/ tournament, appears in it's first year of it being run, and loses round one to Tom Cat

2019
>His 2nd year appearance in Mr. /co/ makes him go as far as round two, losing to Fred Jones
>King /v/'s first year sees him get to round 3 where he loses to Dante

2020
>In his 3rd run of Mr. /co/, he loses in round 2 again, this time to Eddy
>Eggman is allowed into the Mr. /mlp/ tournament didn't enter last year's due to stricter rules of outside characters and loses in round 2
>Year 2 of King /v/ takes him to round 4 where he meets up with Dante again and loses by 1 vote, Dante would go on to win the tournament

2021
>His 4th time on Mr. /co/ sees him lose yet again in round 2, Master Shake defeats him
>In Mr. /mlp/ he takes an early exit on round 1 with AnontheAnon winning the round
>King /v/'s 3rd run has Eggman go the furthest ever in a tournament, finals, he would however end up getting 2nd and lose to The Batter

2022
>5th year of Mr. /co/ and Eggman gets to round 3, is defeated by the eventual runner-up Carl Brutananadilewski
>Loses on round 1 again in Mr. /mlp/
>Sits this year of King /v/ out due to elite 8 rule


Tournament loreshit:
>Due to AM making elite eight in 2022, Eggman's plans of using him to rig 2023 have been ruined, AM would also steal Sage as a result of Eggman failing to roll a GET of Batter getting raped. AM was also able to contain the autism of Sparda, something Eggman couldn't accomplish.
>Metal jobbed to Pepsiman in round 1 of King /v/ 2022.
>Fellow multi-media characters Sam & Max win a tournament before Eggman could (Tag-Team 2019). Max would also reach elite 8 in Mr. /co/ 2022 before him as well.
>His henchmen Scratch and Grounder win a tournament before him (Tag-Team Murder Games 2022).
>Mama Robotnik failed to qualify in Queen /v/ 2022

Truly the messiah of all jobbers.
No.23479
Anonymous
This is like how Begita gets called a jobber all the time even though he has a much better track record than 90% of the characters. Same with Eggman, hundreds of characters never even reach Elite 8, let alone the runner-up spot, yet somehow when you do very well but aren't the best you get relegated to a jobber even though it doesn't really make sense. Especially when worse performing Elite 8 characters don't get such a status.
No.23482
Anonymous
Replies:>>23541
Image:167506312420.gif(542kB, 500x300)Frieza Kek.gif
>>23479
>This is like how Begita gets called a jobber all the time even though he [headcanon]
FIRST. FUCKING. POST.
Kekaroo, Bejita and Eggkek really are the same peas in a pod!
No.23483
Anonymous
Replies:>>23531
>>23479
Good enough to be designated loser's to the best makes them jobbers (i.e. they get the top characters over). The one's that don't even get that far or make notability are simply fodder.
No.23531
Anonymous
>>23483
>The one's that don't even get that far or make notability are simply fodder.
Wouldn't that mean 126 out of 128 contestants don't matter?
No.23539
Anonymous
Replies:>>23604
>>23479
I think it has to do with Eggman being more innately fun to depict as a loser + him being allowed to partake in every-single tournament yet, something even other multimedia characters haven't accomplished
>>23531
If these tournaments have taught me anything is that most runner-ups end up with a worse reputation than the rest of the elite.
No.23541
Anonymous
Image:167507688938.jpg(119kB, 398x448)1516456367056.jpg
>>23482
No.23552
Anonymous
Replies:>>23567
>>23478
We need this but with Banjo and Steve
No.23557
Anonymous
>>23531
More like 120.
No.23567
Anonymous
>>23552
>>Banjo
>2019
Carl Johnson: 281 (70.4%)
Banjo: 118 (29.6%)
>2020
Captain Falcon: 1206 (75%)
Banjo: 402 (25%)
>2021
Ridley: 800 (69%)
Banjo: 359 (31%)
>2022
Luigi: 939 (76.4%)
Banjo: 294 (23.6%)

>>Steve
>2019
Asura: 236 (59.1%)
Steve: 163 (40.9%)
>2020
Cave Johnson: 907 (56.4%)
Steve: 701 (43.6%)
>2021
Godot: 725 (62.6%)
Steve: 434 (37.4%)
>2022
Master Chief: 763 (61.9%)
Steve: 470 (38.1%)
No.23570
Anonymous
>>23567
Banjo is definetly the biggest jobber out of all.
No.23571
Anonymous
>>23570
it's genuinely pathetic
No.23574
Anonymous
Replies:>>23575
>>23570
Maybe someone in the /co/ tournaments can match him, but yeah he's the holy grail of jobbers in the /v/ tournaments and it's not even close.
No.23575
Anonymous
Replies:>>23576
>>23574
The only one who's close to Banjo from /co/ is Candlejack but even then he finally advanced to round 2 las
No.23576
Anonymous
>>23575
have all characters that appeared in all Mr tournaments advanced past Round 1?
No.23577
Anonymous
>>23570
Kinda surprising considering the amount of smashfaggotry he causes.
No.23578
Anonymous
>>23576
To my memory, yes.
No.23579
Anonymous
>>23576
Double-checked, and the answer is yes, so Banjo is the biggest jobber across all tournaments
No.23593
Anonymous
Has Spy ever made it to the tournament? I've voted always for him but he always gets three-limit ruled every single time.
No.23596
Anonymous
>>23593
From TF2? He was in 2020 and 2021, where he made it to round 4 and 2 respectively.
No.23598
Anonymous
>>23596
I’ve just realized that every single TF2 rep gets defeated by an elite eight rep each time.
No.23599
Anonymous
Replies:>>23600
>>23593
>>23596
Who's the only TF2 character who hasn't made it in (yet)?
No.23600
Anonymous
>>23599
Demo, Sniper and Medic are the only ones. Sniper was close but got three character limit’ed and Pyro got its debut in fucking Queen /v/.
No.23604
Anonymous
Image:167514297947.png(261kB, 911x522)the runner ups.png
>>23539
>If these tournaments have taught me anything is that most runner-ups end up with a worse reputation than the rest of the elite.
You just gave me the weirdest idea for a team...
No.23625
Anonymous
Replies:>>23626
>>23600
The qualifiers is going to be a bloodbath for the mercs this year, even more so than last year. Heavy and Scout are taking two spots, and then it can really go to any of the other mercs. I really hope it's not Engineer again.
No.23626
Anonymous
Replies:>>23638
>>23625
What, you don't like spamming one joke all the time and almost getting into the Elite 8?
No.23627
Anonymous
>>23593
Everyone forgot to nominate him in 2022
No.23636
Anonymous
Replies:>>23637
Image:167517562638.png(132kB, 1000x1750)649PIN.png
>>23478
I'm sorry but where is Daffy in all of this?

>Lost to the Bender Memes at the time.
>Lost to the Joker Memes at the time.
>Lost to the One More Time Memes.
>Didn't appear in 2021
>Finally got his duck match but it was so underwhelming people literally forgot about and he didn't even get far afterwards.
No.23637
Anonymous
>>23636
>didn't get far
Top 4 is not far? Bugs please.
No.23638
Anonymous
>>23626
No, I prefer spamming one joke all the time and winning the whole thing.
No.23650
Anonymous
>>23638
Battlerbros... why haven't we won yet...
No.23652
Anonymous
>>23650
Too many jokes
No.23653
Anonymous
Replies:>>23686
>>23650
Sadly they are more creative than having a single running gag they spam ad nauseam.
No.23686
Anonymous
Replies:>>23766
>>23638
>>23653
Chaosposting is at least 5 jokes being spammed
No.23688
Anonymous
>>23650
Get jokes that don't require you to be a part of a super obsecure club to get.
No.23690
Anonymous
Replies:>>23694
>>23688
Battler's VN is far from being super obscure.
t. into super obscure VNs
No.23693
Anonymous
>>23688
Is this you admiting to being a brainlet?
No.23694
Anonymous
Replies:>>23762
>>23690
>VN that isn't Phoenix Wright, Danganronpa or Fate
And I was talking more about all the wrestling and jobbing jokes. Through being a VN character doesn't help.
No.23762
Anonymous
>>23694
If these would be above the waters on VN iceberg, Battler's is somewhere on top of the iceberg. So not that far away.
I was thinking of some characters from lesser-known VNs that could have tremendous funposting potential, but due to obscurity their only bet is the bottom tournament.
No.23766
Anonymous
Replies:>>23767
>>23686
bullshit
No.23767
Anonymous
Replies:>>23770
>>23766
That's right, it barely goes beyond being more than two jokes being spammed.
No.23770
Anonymous
Replies:>>23784
>>23767
You sound like someone who doesn't respect Jack's strength and trust him implicitly.
No.23773
Anonymous
Replies:>>23774
Image:167526587663.gif(2.34MB, 408x640)mine is the way of the sword.gif
>>23762
No.23774
Anonymous
>>23773
SHUT UP KAGEAKI, YOU USELESS NIGGERMAN
No.23778
Anonymous
Replies:>>23782
>>23762
>If these would be above the waters on VN iceberg, Battler's is somewhere on top of the iceberg. So not that far away.
The point is that no one really gives a shit about anything but those three because pretty much everyone (even /v/) puts visual novels at the absolute bottom of the list of genres.
No.23782
Anonymous
>>23778
as they should
No.23784
Anonymous
>>23770
The only Jack I respect is Samurai Jack
No.23785
Anonymous
Replies:>>23788
>>23784
This, but Jack Skellington.
No.23786
Anonymous
Replies:>>23790
>>23784
Stopped respecting him after Season 5.
No.23788
Anonymous
>>23784
>>23785
Imagine if we got a /co/ Jack-Off
No.23790
Anonymous
>>23786
Then you stopped respecting your own flesh and blood
No.23794
Anonymous
>>23784
This, but Handsome Jack.
No.23795
Anonymous
>>23784
This, but Candlejack
No.23796
Anonymous
Replies:>>23797
I'm now expecting a "Jack and Alice" team for the /v/ co-op
No.23797
Anonymous
>>23796
but which ones?
No.25537
Anonymous
Replies:>>25574
Image:167736740898.jpg(10kB, 225x225)egg.jpg
>>23478
If there was a Mr./Mrs. /tv/ tournament, could he participate?
No.25574
Anonymous
>>25537
Of course
No.31613
Anonymous
>>23478
We should add what happened in Co-op now.
No.31626
Anonymous
Image:167993607155.png(229kB, 500x487)4D717A10-AC3E-4A48-AEE2-E27A3ED9EC08.png
>the meltdown that would happen if Battler beat Eggman
I want to be in that timeline
No.31627
Anonymous
>>31626
I have a feeling Battler beating Eggman or Eggman beating Battler would end up being a nothing burger because anons would just shrug it off as "eh, a jobber beat another jobber, big fucking deal"
No.31632
Anonymous
Image:167994028549.png(177kB, 400x473)Eri_komarua1.png
>>31626
Just so you know, every time I see a post supporting Battler, I rape him some more.
No.31635
Anonymous
fuck I love Battler
No.31636
Anonymous
Battler is so awesome
No.31637
Anonymous
GO BATTLER
No.31639
Anonymous
Replies:>>31640
Image:167994359278.jpg(124kB, 835x587)When-They-Cry-Umineko-no-Naku-Koro-ni-Battler-Ushiromiya-Cosplay-Cloak-Costume-Tailor-made.jpg
BATTLER FOR KING
No.31640
Anonymous
>>31639
I read the text as "LoveCum" at first.
No.31641
Anonymous
Image:167994450365.png(162kB, 381x381)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.png
EDGEWORTH STOP!!!!!
No.31642
Anonymous
Image:167994487240.gif(66kB, 116x110)1675107136461.gif
>>31641
NO STOPPING THE RAPE TRAIN BATTLER
No.31645
Anonymous
Replies:>>31646
Wait, why did we pair Battler with cuck again? Battler is getting constant sex even if he doesn't want it.
No.31646
Anonymous
Replies:>>31650
>>31645
Yeah next time we should pair him with a rapist.
No.31650
Anonymous
>>31646
We should pair him with the intellectual rapist
No.31651
Anonymous
Image:167994888498.jpg(174kB, 1140x1220)Yugi_swelteting_hot_winter_of_2022.jpg
>>31641
Stay strong
No.31658
Anonymous
Replies:>>31663
Image:167995167727.jpg(175kB, 1131x1220)kek what a battler.jpg
Just a reminder to pay your respects to Battler Ushiromiya, for you see, he is a survivor. You see, in the cold, rainy spring of 2023, he was assaulted by seven blue-haired witches and was RAPED. Yes, he too. But don't fret, because you can break the willing, and Battler stays strong! If it can happen to him, it can happen to you. Trust me, I know.
t. Kevin Nash
Wrestler, Actor, Survivor
No.31663
Anonymous
Replies:>>31665
>>31658
>If it can happen to him, it can happen to you.
I hope.
No.31664
Anonymous
Shut up, Edgeworth.
No.31665
Anonymous
Image:167995444636.gif(1.82MB, 640x640)furudo-erika-umineko.gif
>>31663
Fine, Edgeworth, since you want it so badly. Besides, I still need to pay you and Wright for bailing me out. Speaking of which, where is he? Willard is babysitting Dlanor, so he won't be able to get near her thankfully, meaning he's invited to my place.
No.31666
Anonymous
Replies:>>31667
>>31665
Both Erika, Dlanor and Beatrice can qualify for the villains tournament right?
No.31667
Anonymous
Replies:>>31668
>>31666
Yep, all three can get in and I plan on nominating them. Might also nominate Bernkastel too since I want to nominate her for Queen.
No.31668
Anonymous
>>31667
Oh boy hoping one of the four win. They don't have that luck in queen because of silent faggotry screwing chances.
No.31669
Anonymous
>>31668
I'm definitely gonna be campaigning for them. I also plan on nominating and campaigning for Willard in the heroes tournament since I doubt he'll make it into King.
No.31674
Anonymous
Replies:>>31678
>>31668
I wonder what would happen to Battler if one of the four win before him. If I were to guess
>if Beatrice won
Battler would have to accept magic and become her bitch
>if Erika won
Trapped in the Rape Cathedral for eternity
>if Dlanor won
He dies the death
>if Bern won
He'd be forced to watch Ange get turned into hamburgers over and over again
No.31677
Anonymous
Replies:>>31680
Bros, Eggman and Battler can be nominated in villains and heroes tournaments and then job there too.
No.31678
Anonymous
Replies:>>31681
Image:167996578440.gif(3.20MB, 1500x1500)1577478063119.gif
>>31674
>Battler would have to accept magic and become her bitch
HE ALREADY DOES THIS
No.31679
Anonymous
Replies:>>31682
Video:167996607449.mp4(1.30MB / 0:00:18 / avc1, 1280x854)EUREKA.mp4
>>31665
No.31680
Anonymous
Image:167996658181.jpg(190kB, 1036x778)will and dlanor.jpg
>>31677
>"That's right, Battler will job again in the heroes TOURNAMENT. I'm also sending in Willard so he can do better and rub it in Battler's FACE."
"Wait a minute, I never agreed to that. Why should I go? I'm done doing stuff in people's place after that time with Bernkastel."
>"It would be really FUNNY."
"...Okay that's true. Fine, but you need to pet-sit Diana for me so she doesn't scratch up the couch."
>"You have my WORD."
No.31681
Anonymous
Image:167996687934.jpg(113kB, 1105x1105)bdsm.jpg
>>31678
I know, that's why he has to do it again if she wins before him
No.31682
Anonymous
Image:167996715812.png(159kB, 297x395)Ougon-erika.png
>>31679
I guess Wright has finally embraced his pedophilic nature, huh? Guess von Karma was right about him. I'm still not letting him anywhere near Dlanor.
No.32368
Anonymous
>eggman thread gets hijacked by umineko/tfr fags
TFRumi autists are the BBCfags of these tournaments confirmed
No.32800
Anonymous
Image:168151183942.png(361kB, 512x512)no fun.png
>>32368
No.32804
Anonymous
Replies:>>32805
Image:168151266008.png(211kB, 640x593)Spoiler image
Eggman? Battler? Omni-Man? Banjo? Hmph, step aside. Everyone knows I'm the biggest jobber around.
No.32805
Anonymous
>>32804
My HEROINE
No.32836
Anonymous
It is said that whoever defeats Eggman will win the tournament
No.32843
Anonymous
Replies:>>32847
Image:168152351198.jpg(236kB, 1888x1227)1571400745295.jpg
>>32836
>/cov/ happens
>/v/ Eggman loses to /co/ Eggman
No.32847
Anonymous
>>32843
It's the same character, he can't be nominated twice.
No.32970
Anonymous
Adding Tag Team and Co-op to the jobber's resumes
>>23478
>Gets into Co-op with Dr. Wily, makes it to round 4 before losing to the Glamgals (Roxanne Wolf and Glamrock Chica), who would then go on and win the tournament
>Eggman and Wily also appeared in Tag Team 2019, where they made it to semi-finals before losing to eventual silver medalists, Duck Dynasty (Donald Duck and Daffy Duck)
>Eggman came back for Tag Team 2020 with Bowser from the Super Show, made it to round 2 before losing to Duck Season, Rabbit Season (Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny)
>>23567
Pesky Plumbers (Mario and Luigi): 91 (68.4%)
Maximum Jobbers! (Banjo and Steve): 42 (31.6%)
No.32975
Anonymous
>>32836
What happens if someone kills Eggman?
No.32976
Anonymous
Image:168161376275.jpg(133kB, 640x645)45E3129B-0D40-4707-BC54-8A54F6A00155.jpeg
>>32368
>BBC out of nowhere
No.32977
Anonymous
>>32975
Like in a Murder Games or Hunger Games?
No.33637
Anonymous
Replies:>>36208
>>32970
Here's some more for that Eggman Tag Team resume.
>Doesn't even get nominated in 2021 (I forgot if that was due to the rules of that year)
>Doesn't qualify in 2022 while 3 teams with Sonic characters (Scratch and Grounder, Sticks and Izzy, and Surge and Kit) do
>Scratch and Grounder have also made all 4 Tag Teams
No.33970
Anonymous
Image:168289643736.png(608kB, 1200x908)Spoiler image
>>32975
ultimate power
No.36208
Anonymous
Replies:>>36260
>>23478
>>32970
>>33637
Adding /an/lympics.
>gets nominated as humans with a picture of Jim Carrey Eggman
>loses round 2 to the Giant Pacific Octopus who went on to get 6th place
No.36260
Anonymous
Replies:>>36262
>>36208
If you count the Walrus as the second iteration of Eggman, he lost to the potential winner or the second placer the T. Rex.
No.36262
Anonymous
>>36260
Top kek
No.48886
Anonymous
>>23478
Villains of /v/
>becomes a joke campaign based on some anon's rant with him as a reaction in Heroes
>makes it to round 4 where he loses to Erika Furudo who went on to become runner-up
No.48893
Anonymous
Replies:>>49016
>>23567
Heroes of /v/
>Steve manages to break his round 1 curse by beating Selphie Tilmitt, then ties Zer0 in round 2, with both contestants going to round 3 in a three-way vote. He then got decimated by the other two, only getting 7/74 votes.
>Banjo still lost round 1, this time to Klein Gremory, who won by a margin of two votes.
No.49016
Anonymous
>>48893
To add insult to injury
>Klein makes it all the way to Elite Eight and had to be taken out by the winner
No.59278
Anonymous
>>23478
Villains of /co/
>he gets nominated with the one reaction image that started his villains of /v/ campaign and makes his way round 2 beating his tournament lore son Jack Spicer before losing to Green Goblin who would go on to be an elite eight snub
No.73429
Anonymous
Replies:>>73468
>>23478
If Eggman wins this year then OH BOY
No.73453
Anonymous
...I guess all of this has been forgotten all of a sudden and now Eggman might actually win it all apparently.
No.73468
Anonymous
>>73429
>>73453
If he makes finals and loses again OH BOY
No.73485
Anonymous
Replies:>>73541
This year could actually break his /v/ streak if he loses to Demi-fiend, and Demi-fiend loses to either Grimm or John. Would mean he's lost to two winners AND a mere runner-up.
No.73541
Anonymous
>>73485
Well never mind, he's either winning or losing to a third winner.
No.73682
Anonymous
Reminder that for all of Eggman's losses, he's still done way better than Sonic ever can.
>doesn't even qualify in 2019 and 2020
>when he does first qualify in 2021, he's a triple-digit seed and loses round 1, while Eggman is a top 20 seed and makes it to finals
>manages to be a single-digit seed in 2022, still loses round 1
>is a top 20 seed in 2023, and yet again loses round 1 and doesn't even win a match in loser's bracket, and almost wasn't even nominated, only getting in during the last couple hours of the round
>in every single tournament, he gets no support, no campaigning, and no OC, while Eggman has some of the most OC out of any King of /v/ contestant, other Sonic characters who qualify like Metal and Shadow have dedicated supporters, and even those who don't qualify like Mecha still get OC and campaigning
Embarrassing.
No.73685
Anonymous
>>73682
In a sense, being the textbook jobber that always lsoes to the winner or ALMOST wins is worse. Lowcard shitters like Sonic and Banjo at least can only really go up.
No.73692
Anonymous
Replies:>>73693
I am doing everthing I can to make sure that Eggman jobs this year.
No.73693
Anonymous
Replies:>>73694
>>73692
As someone who has helped add to this list, screw you, I want him to win. He deserves it after so long.
No.73694
Anonymous
>>73693
Don't care, I'll keep rigging.
No.73695
Anonymous
Replies:>>73717
What's his 2023 tournament lore since he got into two more tournaments?
No.73717
Anonymous
>>73695
>qualifies again
>will job
>KWAB
That's all
No.73742
Anonymous
JOBMAN
No.73753
Anonymous
Replies:>>73792
>>73682
So are we just gonna ignore the one time he and Tails got top 16 oooooor
No.73776
Anonymous
LOL. LMAO.
No.73779
Anonymous
FUCK EGGMAN KEK
No.73781
Anonymous
motherfucker how can you be a runner-up twice and STILL job?
No.73784
Anonymous
Image:170225455255.png(216kB, 336x391)1682629310787384.png
No.73786
Anonymous
oh gosh
he jobbed again
at finals
again
KWABOAT status
No.73787
Anonymous
Image:170225467132.png(150kB, 1085x207)1701921676746.png
>
No.73789
Anonymous
I was here
No.73792
Anonymous
>>73753
I forgot that happened
No.73824
Anonymous
>>73453
...nevermind, it's jobbing as usual
No.73835
Anonymous
He is literally the most perfect textbook jobber.
He is never the guy that wins. He is always the guy to beat to get over as the winner.
No.73938
Anonymous
>Eggkek
No.74423
Anonymous
Image:170234740204.jpg(77kB, 1280x720)depressed eggman.jpg
Apologize.
No.74451
Anonymous
>>74423
I'm sorry.
No.74518
Anonymous
>>74423
>depressed eggman.jpg
eggbro...
No.74586
Anonymous
>>74423
I'm sorry you're such a jobber. Battler would've won btw.
No.74619
Anonymous
Image:170235689722.png(1.92MB, 2000x2000)se7ni7.png
Most of the people supporting their character were good sports, you should appreciate those, and don't forget: through dick, unity.
No.74622
Anonymous
>>74619
Eggman supports gay sex? I'm definitely spitevoting him in 2025
No.74832
Anonymous
>>74619
A man who rapes nightshift is a man I want as King
No.104591
Anonymous
Updating after Eggman lost to Knockout Kings who later became the new Co-op champions
No.104592
Anonymous
Replies:>>104593
>>104591
At this point the only way Eggman can win King of /v/ is if he beats Nega.
No.104593
Anonymous
>>104592
Ah yes, the fabled Egg-Off
No.104600
Anonymous
Replies:>>104712
>>104591
The more time goes on, the more shocking it is that he didn't win in 2021. After how hard Doomguy's loss to Agent 47 hit his reception, I fear for Eggman if/when he loses to a non-champion finally.
No.104602
Anonymous
Replies:>>104718
Mark my words, Starscream will win.
No.104612
Anonymous
merely beating Eggman is just as much an accomplishment as winning the thing, it's just that the two can also overlap
No.104623
Anonymous
Replies:>>104624
>>104591
>lost to Knockout Kings who later became the new Co-op champions
Fuck I just realized it happened AGAIN. Not even surprising at all this point. The most textbook of jobbers.
No.104624
Anonymous
>>104591
>>104623
Don't forget that it happened on Round 4 for the 2nd time
No.104626
Anonymous
>>104624
>in all three /v/ side tournaments (/v/illains and both Co-Ops), Eggman lost round 4 to an eventual finalist
What the fuck, that's one hell of a coincidence
No.104627
Anonymous
Replies:>>104730
>>104624
Almost unrelated but
>Punch-Out released in 1987
>One of the most important events in FNaF's lore is The Bite of 87
No.104712
Anonymous
>>104600
>After how hard Doomguy's loss to Agent 47 hit his reception
I actually thought that was going to boost 47 but I guess his later loss to Battler and fucking Pepsiman was so embarrassing it set him back even further than before.
No.104718
Grimlock
>>104602
Me Grimlock disagree with you.
No.104730
Anonymous
>>104627
Another funny comparison is that the original Punch-Out arcade game was developed in 83 and the infamous scene Markiplier reacted to was actually The Bite of 83. It works both ways.
No.104731
Anonymous
>>104730
Fucking kek
No.104745
Anonymous
>>104730
The Soyjak one?
No.122674
Anonymous
Image:171192814844.png(286kB, 385x749)erikafurudo.png
>Eggman teamed up with Dr. Robotnik for /cov/
>lost to the Mutineers in round 2 who proceeded to be a finalist
BUT
>Erika is now the only person to beat Eggman twice, became a finalist twice, and lost both times
No.122717
Anonymous
Eggkeks on suicide watch
No.122954
Anonymous
Eggman may be a jobber, but at least he's a finalist maker in basically every /v/-related tournament. Doomguy has fared way worse.
No.123151
Anonymous
I'll say it for the nth time, textbook fucking jobber.
No.123174
Anonymous
Having a confirmed Discord server of thousands rigging against you then them moving to another server after getting exposed does not make you a jobber, it makes you a victim of rigging the way Spinel did
No.123256
Anonymous
>>123174
Eggkek btw
No.123258
Anonymous
>>123174
I will say this, Eggman would have lost with or without the Black Souls Discord.
Now, Scout? John? Eh…
No.123264
Anonymous
>>123258
Scout and John would be vastly superior winners imo.
No.123266
Anonymous
Replies:>>123293
Image:171197397956.jpg(55kB, 640x480)IMG_7125.jpeg
>>123258
Can we please shut the fuck up about the discord? I just wanna take my loss and be done with it. Even Grimmbros hate the discord and I don’t think it’s fair to associate them with those trannies.
No.123267
Anonymous
>>123174
>Having a confirmed Discord server of MISINFORMATION
Nigger where have you been? It has been confirmed time and time again there was like 10 people at most who gave a fuck and everyone else didn’t care. The server was deleted because of the mass reports to TOS it got not because of them being found out
No.123269
Anonymous
>>123267
Not to mention those who did care voted for fucking Eggman and Battler as well. So to say it was overwhelmingly rigged in Grimm’s favor is flat out retarded. And if the Discord was that influential, we would have had Grimm and Alice won together A LONG FUCKING TIME AGO
No.123272
Anonymous
Replies:>>123274
I'm somewhat paranoid of what could have been of the Discord because there was a named campaigner there promoting voting for Garland and Grimm heavily, and if people pick up on who he is and will support next things could turn pretty ugly.
No.123274
Anonymous
Replies:>>123275
>>123272
Guy who spied on the discord before it was nuked here, from what I seen he was a loser and nobody really cared. Usually everyone on there made fun of him
No.123275
Anonymous
Replies:>>123276
>>123274
What else did you see?
No.123276
Anonymous
Replies:>>123277
>>123275
Everyone on that server would spam Nigger or Faggot or something of the like when someone tried camping on there. It was overwhelmed with “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER” when someone would say “Vote for Grimm!” or whatever
No.123277
Anonymous
>>123276
I can genuinely confirm those who used that server were /v/ermin
No.123279
Anonymous
>>123278
Where did you get 70 from???
No.123280
Anonymous
>>123267
>Originally you admitted it was at least 70
>Now you’re coping that it’s “just 10”
At lease Spinel Niggers are honest she was being helped by the brigade from the Facebook and don’t try to smear Raven as a “jobber” because of it
You are worse
No.123281
Anonymous
Replies:>>123282
>eggkeks are getting uppity
No.123282
Anonymous
>>123281
Oh you already know this discord is going to live rent free
No.123283
Anonymous
No.123284
Anonymous
>>123280
It's not a good look, but at this point it would better to just admit the unfortunate circumstances.
No.123285
Anonymous
>>123279
Earlier thread they said it was “70 votes max” and now they are saying it’s just 10
Story is changing
No.123286
Anonymous
Replies:>>123287
>>123285
No. I said 10. Not anyone else, just me. I have not heard 70 votes anywhere so I just assumed it could be at least a minimum of 10. I could be wrong, but still, it’s a small margin compared to those who say THOUSANDS OF VOTERS
No.123287
Anonymous
>>123286
The 70 votes thing came from one of the fag in Discord saying he had 70 accounts
I have 70 alternative accounts original clipyoutube thumb
No.123288
Anonymous
>>123287
I already knew that but we’re seriously getting numbers from a fucking joke? Really??? REALLY?????
No.123289
Anonymous
>>123285
70 came from one discordnigger saying he got 70 people to vote. The actual number of people active there I counted was 39.
No.123290
Anonymous
Replies:>>123291
>>123287
No, he said he made 79 people vote. The cope people use is that he was ackshually making a reference to that video.
No.123291
Anonymous
Replies:>>123292
>>123290
He was though
No.123292
Anonymous
Replies:>>123294
>>123291
…according to my headcanon
No.123293
Anonymous
>>123266
Damn I didn't expect John to swear.
No.123294
Anonymous
>>123292
If we’re just speculating why don’t we just go ask him ourselves?
No.123295
Anonymous
>>123294
Seriously if all we’re going to do is just sit here and bitch and moan with just speculation, then we need to go find the source and get our facts straight. why can’t we just go up to the guy and ask him personally?
No.123296
Anonymous
>>123295
I would prefer if you guys stopped obsessing over the issue.
No.123297
Anonymous
Replies:>>123298
>>123295
You're right.

Who would do it?
No.123298
Anonymous
Replies:>>123299
>>123297
I could probably try to contact him
No.123299
Anonymous
>>123298
This might take a while to find him and everything
No.123303
Anonymous
>>23478
Damn its been over a year since I made this thread lol
No.123304
Anonymous
Image:171197901027.jpg(233kB, 1284x2054)IMG_7127.jpeg
I FOUND HIM
No.123305
Anonymous
Replies:>>123306
>>123304
I am going to make a server with him and send the invite here for you guys to join and interrogate him. Lets keep it civil okay?
No.123306
Anonymous
>>123305
Here is the invite. Our guy here is making a burner who will join soon:
https://discord.gg/MT3bnnh4
No.123307
Anonymous
>>123306
Okay he’s in. His burner is going by Leonardo.
No.123312
Anonymous
>>123306
Does the invite still work?
No.123313
Anonymous
Replies:>>123314
idk but here’s a link that never expires https://discord.gg/VsK5S4WUdE
No.123314
Anonymous
>>123313
>>123306
>>123304
Aren’t you guys going to ask him questions?
No.123318
Anonymous
Replies:>>123321
Screencaps?
No.123321
Anonymous
Replies:>>123322
>>123318
I mean, nothing is happening because nobody joined
No.123322
Anonymous
Replies:>>123323
>>123321
Then…Why don’t we ask this Leonardo guy to answer questions on here then?
No.123323
Anonymous
>>123322
I can ask him
No.123324
Anonymous
Image:171198775857.jpg(384kB, 1284x1483)IMG_7128.jpeg
Ok he’s getting on here to answer questions.
No.123325
Leonardo
Did I do it?
No.123326
Leonardo !tsGpSwX8mo
Replies:>>123327
I don’t know how to tripcode I never used it.
No.123327
Leonardo !tsGpSwX8mo
>>123326
Wait. There we go.
No.123328
Leonardo !tsGpSwX8mo
So…Yeah. Anonymous told me that I should get on here to answer your questions.
No.123329
Anonymous
This thread seriously needs help, I like Eggman as well but holy shit
No.123330
Leonardo !tsGpSwX8mo
I’m sorry I caused so much trouble.
No.123331
Anonymous
>>123329
I agree. I like eggman too but harassing a discord user is just fucking sad lmao
No.123332
Anonymous
Replies:>>123333
Image:171198850344.png(12kB, 750x550)guh.png
Is this really necessary?
No.123333
Leonardo !tsGpSwX8mo
>>123332
>>123331
>>123329
No. It’s fine. It’s my fault for causing all of this. I need to own up to this.
No.123334
Anonymous
Replies:>>123429
>>123331
>Discord lives rent free in the minds of Eggkeks
>They start personally harassing a discord user over a popularity contest
HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN. SAD.
No.123335
Leonardo !tsGpSwX8mo
Replies:>>123336
I will answer any questions you all have. It’s only fair that I say something after being silent for so long.
No.123336
Anonymous
Replies:>>123341
>>123335
Look, Leo, we’re sorry for pulling you into this, but you just have to answer this one question. Did you or did you not rig 79 votes into king of /v/ 2023?
No.123338
Anonymous
Just make this silly shit quick and be done with it
No.123341
Leonardo !tsGpSwX8mo
>>123336
No. Honest to God no. It was just a joke about the “70 alternate accounts” joke from snapcube. I thought it would be funny because my thought process was “Oh if Eggman is gonna rig with 70 alts then i’ll use 79!” I swear on my mother that it was a joke. All I ever wanted was to just be a hypeman and get people excited over the tournament, that’s all.
No.123342
Anonymous
Replies:>>123344
>>123341
Okay. Thanks for confirming that. Did you or did you not at the time think about rigging votes using the 2 thousand people in the discord server?
No.123343
Anonymous
>>123341
Per the other anon. I think it's safe to say any of the other users could have used at least three accounts
No.123344
Leonardo !tsGpSwX8mo
>>123342
At the time, I thought it was okay to share the link to the server because I was introduced to Black souls on /v/. I thought since the community was so small, I thought that everyone else on the server was also /v/ users and my actual friends on there confirmed it for me. I genuinely thought it was ok to share the link because it was /v/ users and just my friends. I never intended it for rigging ever. I just wanted to be what i’m best at. A Hypeman who likes to make noise for the communities I support.
No.123345
Anonymous
Replies:>>123346
>>123344
So this was an honest mistake. No malicious intent whatsoever?
No.123346
Leonardo !tsGpSwX8mo
>>123345
Yes. If I knew that sharing the link was considered rigging, I would have never done it.
No.123347
Anonymous
Replies:>>123349
Do you might know someone who could have done the rigging?
No.123348
Anonymous
Don't worry man, I've also shared a few voting links throughout the years with some group chats im in
No.123349
Leonardo !tsGpSwX8mo
>>123347
…I have a hunch. On the old server, there was a guy called Zach that was universally hated by the mods. But none of them had ban perms. If they wanted you gone they’d ask you to leave. The server owner was mia and so if we got raided there was nothing that could have been done. Zach hated the server and said he would do anything to get the place shut down. He also constantly deleted his messages for some reason and would leave and rejoin the server at random. Personally? I think Zach is the same guy who shared the link on /v/ last second to cause the raid. Again, this is just a hunch. Not a confirmation.
No.123350
Anonymous
Replies:>>123351
>NSA is Zach
No.123351
Leonardo !tsGpSwX8mo
>>123350
From what I have gotten to see about NSA…? Wouldn’t put it past him. He? She? It??? Would constantly say is trans and make it all about him/herself (whatever's the fuck it is). To the point it became a meme on the server to make fun of trannies to make Zach leave
No.123352
Anonymous
Replies:>>123353
>>123344
So to confirm, you’re that Vincent/Grimm The Cunnyman guy, right?
No.123353
Leonardo !tsGpSwX8mo
>>123352
Yes. I am. Why I picked Vincent? I like fnaf. Simple as.
No.123354
Anonymous
>>23600
>and Pyro got its debut in fucking Queen /v/.
that was good
we should do that again
No.123355
Anonymous
Can you tell us more about Zach?
No.123356
Anonymous
>>123355
He created Smiling Friends
No.123358
Leonardo !tsGpSwX8mo
Replies:>>123359
>>123355
Out of everyone, Zach despised the Mod I was friends with the most. By extension, Zach didn’t like me either. So we sorta just kept to our own devices. I didn’t like him/her all that much. Unnecessarily dramatic. Zach would get into all sorts of pointless fights in the server, saying they’d support Israel and trans rights and alldat while the mod and I (he’s pretty chill) would just poke fun by saying extreme opposites like “Death to Israel” and usually everyone else in the server would join in poking fun at Zach. Zach was a loser and usually the butt of the joke.
No.123359
Anonymous
Image:171199156354.png(154kB, 500x500)Untitled827_20240401131218.png
>>123358
Lmao based Leonardo
No.123360
Leonardo !tsGpSwX8mo
Replies:>>123361
So…Is that all the questions? Can I turn off this tripcode and fade back into obscurity?
No.123361
Anonymous
>>123360
Yeah. That is all. You can go now. Thanks for your time.
No.123362
Anonymous
Why are we assuming NSA is Zach with very little proof?
No.123363
Anonymous
Replies:>>123364
So…We have a confirmation on a NSA Alt…
No.123364
Anonymous
>>123362
>>123363
Exactly. I said it was a hunch. Not proof.
No.123365
Anonymous
>>123362
Because we hate Zach now and NSA is everyone we hate automatically
No.123366
Anonymous
Honestly fuck Zach. Is he’s the bastard who sent that last second link to the discord to stir shit up, then he could also be the fucker who made us think the other kings and queens were rigged by the discord for all we know
No.123367
Anonymous
Image:171199236919.jpg(510kB, 1284x1690)Spoiler image
Wait a second…If NSA is depicted as a blue cat…then…
No.123369
Anonymous
>>123367
KEK ZACH WATTERSON YOU BASTARD
No.123370
Anonymous
>>123367
>Zach is always 3 steps ahead
My God…
No.123372
Anonymous
Image:171199291461.jpg(152kB, 915x665)Untitled828_20240401133448.jpeg
No.123373
Anonymous
Replies:>>123374
after this revelation, I’m going to abhor any Eggkek that blames Grimm for the rigging and not Zach
No.123374
Anonymous
Replies:>>123375
Image:171199349953.jpg(34kB, 270x270)IMG_7137.jpeg
>>123373
I can’t even blame Grimmbros anymore tbh. I remember at time when me and Grimm were pals. That was never going to change and my faith in em gotten stronger…We need to annihilate the unholy cat.
No.123375
Anonymous
>>123374
>Grimm, Eggman, John and Scout to go kill Zach
k-kino…
No.123378
Anonymous
Image:171199438580.jpg(20kB, 378x378)SERIOUSku.jpg
This is genuine asocial behavior, there's too many people here who don't have any friends,
No.123379
Anonymous
>>123378
Who, Zach?
No.123380
Anonymous
The fact Eggkeks gets so uppity to the point that they would harass a discord user over a popularity contest makes me wanna spitevote them into oblivion. Congrats, you found the truth at the cost of your shame.
No.123382
Anonymous
>>123378
This feels like a huge samefag tbh.
No.123383
Anonymous
>eggfags found and "force" interviewed a discordfag after suspicion of him rigging against Eggman in a popularity contest
Say what you will but that sounds like something Eggman would do/have his minions do
No.123384
Anonymous
>>123383
I mean the Leonardo Da Vinci guy seemed pretty chill with it. He seemed to be more guilt ridden than forced into coming on here. I mean he was apologetic
No.123385
Anonymous
>>123380
>>123383
Literally was Grimmfags who initiated that to clarify as soon as called out with the 79 votes (see >>123294) and now you’re trying to shitfling this on another character you already are spamming as a “jobber”
Like actually this convinced me Grimmfags are the single worst fans of a character in tournament history. I don’t even give a shit about Eggman or /v/ tournaments I’m just astonished how low fans of this series go even after fucking winning the damn thing
No.123386
Anonymous
>>123385
Wrong i’m not a Grimmfag i’m a battlerfag. I’m spiteful we didn’t get crown steal
No.123387
Anonymous
Replies:>>123388
>>123385
I was about to ask why people were suddenly dogpilling on Eggmanfags when the conversation doesn't show that.
No.123388
Leonardo !tsGpSwX8mo
Replies:>>123393
>>123387
I had to come back to agree with this. I simply just want peace between Eggman and Grimm. If you all want to blame someone, BLAME ME. Not Eggman. Not Grimm. Me and Me alone.
No.123389
Leonardo !tsGpSwX8mo
Those who are saying I was forced by Eggman guys or whatever get off your fucking high horse. Get the fuck along.
No.123390
Leonardo !tsGpSwX8mo
All of this is my fault. I made a stupid mistake I can never take back and no matter how sorry I am it’ll never undo the damage. I deserve this. I deserve to be punished for this. Stop blaming Eggman…Please…
No.123391
Leonardo !tsGpSwX8mo
And Eggbros or anyone who doesn’t like Grimmbros…On behalf of Grimm, Grimmbros, Discordfags and the ones who blamed Eggman (I don’t consider them real Grimmfags). I deeply apologize and regret my actions. I am done with this pointless shit flinging that’s going on back and forth over something I did. It hurts my soul to know I caused all of this. I just want it to stop.
No.123392
Leonardo !tsGpSwX8mo
I know apologizing like a god damn broken record can never undo the damage I have done but don’t you dare start blaming each other. I. Deserved. All of this. End of story.
No.123393
Anonymous
>>123388
You’re fine man, not your fault at all others are making the discourse around things really ugly. Some aren’t acting the way they should and being shitflingers for no reason but you’re fine. They’d act like they regardless and find something else to do so with if they had to
No.123394
Leonardo !tsGpSwX8mo
>>123393
I get that, but it just hurts. I love both Eggman and Grimm and I hate seeing them fight. I want Grimm to be seen as a legitimate winner and I want Eggman to not be called a jobber. BUT NOOOOOO BUT NOOOOOOOOO I have to deal with my conscience telling me this is all my fault and that I ruined everything. I feel like i’m going insane
No.123395
Anonymous
>>123394
Honestly the only way you’re gonna get Eggkek and Grimmfaggots to stop fighting is if you make like a martyr and kill yourself lol
No.123396
Anonymous
Image:171199725182.png(296kB, 1500x1000)IMG_2315.png
>>123395
Okay that’s just too far.
No.123398
Anonymous
>>123395
Zach btw
No.123399
Anonymous
Replies:>>123400
>>123394
People do this with literally every character regardless with the asterisks, shitflingers are going to shitfling look at the one loser who just responded. They’d latch onto something else like the do with every character who ever won.
Don’t worry about it because you really didn’t do anything
No.123400
Leonardo !tsGpSwX8mo
Replies:>>123415
>>123399
>>123393
Thanks guys. That’s a lot off my heavy conscience…
No.123401
Anonymous
LeonardoGods can’t stop winning
No.123402
Anonymous
Replies:>>123410
Image:171199820354.jpg(39kB, 521x588)images_e5b8c9.jpeg
>>123395
No.123403
Anonymous
Image:171199831045.jpg(40kB, 465x659)WAH.jpeg
>>123395
Someone bring Silver here to mindrape this fag.
No.123404
Anonymous
>>123395
Zach…
No.123406
Anonymous
>>123395
>least mentally unstable tourney fan
No.123410
Anonymous
Replies:>>123411
Image:171200048667.png(26kB, 1208x720)GODku to the rescue.png
>>123402
What would we do without you Goku
No.123411
Anonymous
>>123410
Fucking kino
No.123412
Anonymous
>>123395
Fangfag BTW
No.123414
Anonymous
Image:171200318270.jpg(1.10MB, 1813x1242)488C60BC-6F87-4660-AFD2-68DFA97EEFA5.jpeg
>>123395
Just…
No.123415
Anonymous
Replies:>>123417
>>123414
Just trying this one time but hey Silver. Can I reach you somehow? I want to talk with you but I don't know if through gmails.
>>123400
Take your time to relax. It's ok.
No.123416
Anonymous
Replies:>>123432
>>123414
Ehhh, Silver.
Would you say this whole exchange is kinda, y'know, sketchy?
No.123417
Anonymous
Replies:>>123419
>>123415
That depends. If it has something to do with tutoring or therapy I am unfortunately incapable of being of any help.
No.123419
Anonymous
Replies:>>123428
>>123417
No no, people have been assuming that's the reason but it's not true. I mentioned before to them it was to have contacts and friends here and talk for tourney or not related stuff. I've made a few. Just that they have posted their own links here. But I can post my gmail here. Only if you want. You will know who I am.
No.123421
Anonymous
>>123395
This board has been particularly mental the past few days, but this takes the cake.
No.123423
Anonymous
>>123395
Not even a Bejitabro, what the fuck are you?
No.123428
Anonymous
Replies:>>123438
>>123419
Alright, sure go ahead
No.123429
Anonymous
You know what? Fuck it. I guess there’s no use hiding anymore. Yeah. I’m Zach. This whole time I’ve been lurking in the shadows to stir shit up. I go on /co/ /v/ and /tnt/ to stir shit up I’ve been samefagging as >>123395 >>123380 >>123334 >>123331
Why am I doing this? I hate these stupid tourneys and I hate that Leo gets loud and obnoxious when there’s one. So If I wanna get him to shut the fuck up, i’m going straight for the source. Happy April fucking Fools! Thanks for all the (you)s btw, they’re more than when I posted the discord invite at the end of ko/v/ :)
No.123431
Anonymous
Image:171200706963.png(12kB, 800x500)1699170867663.png
No.123432
Anonymous
Replies:>>123434
Image:171200715240.jpg(660kB, 1484x1179)FDACB4C8-0E71-4330-AFAC-15601C0E3477.jpeg
>>123416
It is april fools, so it might very well be a farce
No.123434
Anonymous
Replies:>>123445
>>123432
Yeah what I was thinking. Has seriously no one wondered how did anon manage to get this Leonardo's contact?
No.123438
Anonymous
>>123428
I assure you I'm a familiar face (not Omni-Man)
spaceomnirace@gmail.com
No.123439
Anonymous
>>123438
Homelander?
No.123440
Anonymous
Image:171200833950.jpg(44kB, 597x676)1706148228976282.jpg
>>123429
No.123441
Anonymous
>>123429
You’re not really Zach quit larping
No.123442
Anonymous
Replies:>>123443
>>123429
Guy who was >>123331 here
Shut the fuck up no you’re not me or Zach
No.123443
Anonymous
>>123442
Nice try, Zach.
No.123444
Anonymous
Image:171200876215.jpg(75kB, 1400x700)The-Boys-Season-3-Stormfront-Homelander-Spoiler.jpg
Alright, I need to come clean: I was the one who posted the Discord link at the end of King. I'm also Waluigianon, Erikaanon, Silveranon, Warioanon, the King Boo anon, the guy who made the Mega Man sprite comics, and every single spitevoter. I have some more to reveal, but it'll have to wait until after /an/lympics. I'm sorry it had to come to this.
No.123445
Anonymous
Replies:>>123446
>>123434
Oh that’s easy actually. I managed to convince one of the members of the new server to invite me and there I found Vincent aka Leonardo. The new server is private and invite only because it has been raided in the past. In terms of king of /v/ stuff, they don’t talk about it anymore because what happened
No.123446
Anonymous
Image:171200961745.gif(94kB, 640x500)IMG_7147.gif
>>123445
No.123447
Anonymous
Image:171201052099.png(66kB, 700x650)butwhytho.png
>wake up
>
No.123449
Anonymous
with all the shit that’s going on today the background Russian music is so fitting lmao
No.123452
Anonymous
Image:171201073391.png(1.97MB, 1600x900)meh.png
This is the unfunniest April Fools joke ever.
No.123456
Anonymous
Image:171201096220.jpg(17kB, 432x491)1670922006090428.jpg
>>123452
Agreed, this is just miserable.
No.123457
Anonymous
Replies:>>123458
>>123452
You mean on the main site, right?
No.123458
Anonymous
Replies:>>123462
>>123457
Silence, poorfag.
No.123461
Anonymous
Replies:>>123466
>>123438
I've contacted you.
No.123462
Jeff Bezos (real)
>>123458
Nigger
No.123463
Anonymous
>this thread
this is why we don’t mix /co/ fags and /v/ermin. We have created a monster
No.123465
Anonymous
Replies:>>123469
Image:171201211441.jpg(24kB, 702x437)images.jpeg
>>123456
I fully agree, Sam. This is horrendous.
No.123466
Anonymous
>>123461
Got it. I'm just one hour away from finishing work
No.123469
Anonymous
Replies:>>123475
Image:171201312841.jpg(59kB, 791x573)cockmongler1.jpg
>>123452
>>123456
>>123465
You should to escape to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.
No.123471
Anonymous
>>123452
I already gave up on 4chan having great April Fools jokes. The sad part is that this isn't even the worst by my count.

What was the last really good joke? I know the random usernames was entertaining if largely just for people hunting a few down, but I forgot how long that took place.
No.123472
Anonymous
Replies:>>123473
>>123471
Board merger in 2017 was the peak.
No.123473
Anonymous
>>123472
I wish we had that again but with new combinations
No.123474
Anonymous
Image:171201371139.jpg(273kB, 581x1677)combo boards.jpg
>>123471
The last good 4chan prime aprils fools was the combo boards.
No.123475
Anonymous
No.123478
Anonymous
>>123471
>I forgot how long that took place.
That was 2016 iirc. The teams in 2018 were fun, but the best is still the board mergers in 2017.
No.123479
Anonymous
Replies:>>123485
Sam and Sticks are the heroes these tournaments deserve.
No.123485
Anonymous
Replies:>>123489
>>123479
>Sam and Sticks are secretly just Erika and Waluigi wearing different outfits
No.123489
Anonymous
Replies:>>123491
>>123485
>Mutineers will have the ultimate victory by screwing NSA forever for her crimea
No.123491
Anonymous
>>123489
NSA's crimea? You mean she hid a crimea from us?
No.123496
Anonymous
I wanna take a nap
No.123503
Anonymous
Replies:>>123504
>>123471
I wasn't talking about the boards' April Fools (you'd think the fact my post was made in this thread would give people a clue), but whatever.
No.123504
Anonymous
Replies:>>123505
>>123503
Are you seriously calling this April Fools bad? Its motherfucking Red Alert.
No.123505
Anonymous
>>123504
No! Read my post again!
No.123518
Anonymous
Replies:>>123520
after reading this thread I just realised something
No.123520
Anonymous
Image:171202920987.jpg(59kB, 1200x675)homolander.JPG
>>123518
Same, anon, and it's so bad. The tournaments would have to end because of it, both on the main site and this one. It's best if we save it until after NSA releases the pastebin though.
No.123582
Anonymous
I still don't understand why discord isn't just banned from 4chan like any mention or links to 8chan are.
No.123583
Anonymous
>>122674
This only proves Erika is the biggest jobber of all, at least Battler won something.
No.123584
Anonymous
Replies:>>123587
>>123583
>Battler wins loser tournament
>Erika loses in the final of a side tournament where she's heavily favored
>twice
>never even qualified for the main tournament once
KWABrika
No.123585
Anonymous
If Erika wins there will be no one else to torment Battler
No.123586
Anonymous
Image:171208853347.jpg(1.08MB, 1284x2082)IMG_6947.jpeg
This thread needs a hero!
No.123587
Anonymous
Replies:>>123590
>>123583
>>123584
Battler's win is from the Losers, 5 posts per day, barely-canon, non-serious, cope, NSA just seething and drawfagging when she should have been hosting, unofficial, pedo, rigged, silent, failed side-project, cancelled, riddled with spite, drawn out, nostalgiashit, poorly-thought out, borderline-moeshit, outlawed in various tournaments for wasting time, ""event"", snooze-fest, full of actual animal abuse (muzzles), made for round 1 and 2 jobbers, uninteresting, antithesis of true tournaments, plagiarizing, filler, should have been entirely OPTIONAL Bracket. 
No.123588
Anonymous
>Battler wins [promotional tumblr popularity contest]
Huh?
No.123590
Anonymous
Replies:>>123591
Image:171208980727.png(114kB, 250x288)PC_Erika.Casual.Sprite_16.png
>>123587
>>123588
>
No.123591
Anonymous
>>123590
>Erika crying tears of joy as Battler's only "win" is ripped away from him after she destroyed NSA and the Illusion of the Losers Bracket
No.123592
Anonymous
Image:171209038449.jpg(257kB, 1229x1308)lol.jpg
>>123588
Nah, not even that.
No.123593
Anonymous
>>123592
Battlerbros... we job to ponies?
No.123599
Anonymous
No.123602
Anonymous
Image:171209239428.png(656kB, 678x743)cuckstantinople on suicide watch.PNG
>>123592
Sad, not even Constantinople lost that hard.
No.123604
Anonymous
>>123592
OH NONONONO
No.123607
Anonymous
Replies:>>123608
Image:171209863419.png(778kB, 1279x963)Wrestling Translators.png
Something I told everyone of you for a long time
No.123608
Anonymous
>>123607
>Erika has outperformed all three of them
lol
No.124205
Anonymous
>>122674
Also on that note, Silver is the only /co/ character (not counting Flash in Temp's tourney) to beat /v/ Eggman and become a finalist.
No.124208
Anonymous
>>124205
When you think about it, the cases where Eggman is defeated by another finalist is almost like some Sonic games where an evil entity becomes too dangerous and overtakes him as the biggest threat.
No.124210
Anonymous
Replies:>>124211
>>124205
>(not counting Flash in Temp's tourney)
Does anybody count Temp's tourney towards anything?
No.124211
Anonymous
>>124210
it got an Ed an E8 at least
No.124214
Anonymous
>>123592
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
No.124215
Anonymous
Image:171228385721.png(60kB, 402x741)battler L.png
>>123592
No.165185
Anonymous
Replies:>>165190
OH NO NO NO
No.165189
Anonymous
>>23478
>In Queen of /v/ 2024, Madotsuki became the only other contestant to make Finals twice, but unlike Eggman, she actually won on her second try
No.165190
Anonymous
>>165185
>lost Death Battle and the first one to break the runner-up curse
He better hope he doesn't lose round 4 in Co-op again.
No.165191
Anonymous
No.165196
Anonymous
Replies:>>165813
EGGKEK WILL FOREVER BE REMEMBERED AS THE ONLY ONE WHO CANNOT BREAK THE FINAL ROUND CURSE
No.165197
Anonymous
Image:173189080618.gif(3.58MB, 498x280)1731889371304575.gif
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.165726
Anonymous
Eggman? Shit and finished.
No.165731
Anonymous
Image:173199054721.png(5kB, 500x400)Cracked.png
No.165772
Anonymous
Image:173200131008.png(65kB, 461x105)KEK.png
>decided to check out Mr. /mlp/ after realizing it started
>see this
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! HE LOST TO A FUCKING TREE!
No.165784
Anonymous
>>165772
MOTHERFUCKER WHY DID NOBODY INFORM ME THIS WAS ON
I HAD A FUNNY NOMINATION IDEA AAAAAAAA
No.165795
Anonymous
>>165772
This month just keep getting worse for EggJOB.
No.165796
Anonymous
No.165800
Anonymous
Image:173200810717.png(126kB, 300x413)BellsproutAnime.png
>>165772
Yep, I'm thinking Plants will win.
No.165804
Anonymous
Image:173200871393.png(919kB, 968x629)JOBman.png
I, Doctor SISSYman, JOBBER of the Tournaments humbly kneel to:

Batter-sama, King of /v/ 2021 and my master.

Grimm-sama, King of /v/ 2023 and other master.

Madotsuki-sama, former wife, now a queen who I shall never become stronger than.

Geralt-sama, who Jetstream Sam warned me about.

A FUCKING TREE-sama, who humiliated me in my first round.

Dante-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard twice in a row.

AM-sama, whose hour-long speeches broke me and my daughter.

Bowser-sama, who easily manhandled me in his Fury form.

Metal Sonic-sama, who carried my army and made sure I was not HUMILIATED immediately.

Bowser Junior-sama, for destroying my creations and claiming my daughter for himself.

Kamek-sama, whose magic I am scared of because it BROKE the tech I worked hard on.
No.165812
Anonymous
>>165804
KEKAROOO
No.165813
Anonymous
Replies:>>166054
>>165196
what about Erika?
No.165838
Anonymous
Image:173204359085.png(194kB, 640x1090)1731562669669.png
>>165772
Trees are no laughing matter.
No.166054
Anonymous
>>165813
Who? From Pokemon?
No.166055
Anonymous
>>165772
i want to know how they justify allowing him in /mlp/ tournaments
No.166056
Anonymous
>>166055
Mr. /mlp/ is insane. Right now Jesus is facing against a boulder.
No.166058
Anonymous
>>166055
I think the show is lacking in worthwhile male characters so to fill up a 128 bracket they have an extremely loose qualification of what gets in.
No.166059
Anonymous
Replies:>>166061
Image:173214015958.png(157kB, 483x240)Ghost_rage_full3.png
>>166055
Is Ghost from True Capitalist Radio in? He's the only contestant I'd care to back in one of these
No.166060
Anonymous
>>166055
I always thought it was because of this.
[SFM] Silver the Hedgehog x Twilight Sparkle 7everyoutube thumb
No.166061
Anonymous
Replies:>>166082
>>166059
He's now against the tree
No.166082
Anonymous
>>166061
Ghost won.
No.166083
Anonymous
>>166082
rigged
No.166084
Anonymous
Replies:>>166112
>>166082
I guess you could say that tree was... fruitier than a box of fruit loops
Get it because it was a fruit tree
No.166112
Anonymous
>>166084
RFK...
No.166139
Anonymous
Replies:>>166140
Image:173222211760.png(87kB, 746x549)partial map of slash mlp.PNG
>>166055
>i want to know how they justify allowing him in /mlp/ tournaments
Robotnik's history with /mlp/ can primarily be tied to a thread during the reveal that Twilight was becoming an alicorn princess. A lot of people who don't watch horse show are at least somewhat aware, but for those with no context: in 2013 the main character of the show, Twilight Sparkle, was revealed that she was going to ascend from a regular unicorn into an alicorn, the god-horse of the setting of which there were only supposed to be originally two and furthermore her promotion to a princess seemed to suggest that the show was undoubtedly ending, or at the very least would have its dynamics changed so radically it would become unrecognizable. This lead to days worth of doomposting and one such thread had a guy roleplaying as Robotnik attempting to stop the impending disaster
Pony Thread Simulator v2.5 It Is Timeyoutube thumb

He failed, of course, but /mlp/ remembers Robotnik giving his life trying to do what was right even if he didn't succeed, granting him memorial meme status across various bits of the board's history. Beyond this, Eggman has also just always had a strong funposting presence on the board in general in the same vein as ATHF's Carl, who also participates in Mr. /mlp/
No.166140
Anonymous
>>166139
>even Eggman jobs at trying to alter the plot point of a cartoon for little girls on 4chan
No.169570
Anonymous
>eggman will become a round 4 jobber more or less forever if Shadow manages to win
What Shadow could do to eggman in a tournament he isn't even there, far surpasses what Batter and Grimm ever could do.
No.169588
Anonymous
Image:173416489290.jpg(56kB, 640x360)6krj3vgiwju31.jpg
>>169570
No.169908
Anonymous
Image:173430816331.png(130kB, 336x391)170225455255.png
No.169911
Anonymous
I really didn't think the double whammy of the Death Battle and losing Madotsuki would be topped. This is the worst possible thing that could have happened to Eggman this year.
No.169914
Anonymous
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
No.169915
Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.169917
Anonymous
>cucked out of breaking the runner-up curse and being the first Sonic character to win King
It's over.
No.169924
Anonymous
OH NO NO NO (AGAIN)
No.169925
Anonymous
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.169926
Anonymous
No.169927
Anonymous
Eggman? Beyong shit and finished.
No.169937
Anonymous
Image:173430889856.png(198kB, 990x1555)1720324775991.png
>I love that demon hunter
>I love that batter
>I love that chicken and wolf
>I love that knight
>I love those two boxers
>I love that weird girl

>But most importantly.... I love that HEDGEHOG
No.170003
Anonymous
Replies:>>170036
The last eggcope is that this is actually just the setup for the greatest monster comeback of all time when he breaks the same series curse next year.
No.170036
Anonymous
Image:173431762175.png(30kB, 900x780)EQQman.png
>>170003
Trvst the plqn.
No.170519
Anonymous
Honestly what could be left to further humiliate him?
No.170521
Anonymous
Replies:>>170522
>>170519
Jobbing early to a substantially weaker character next year.
No.170522
Anonymous
>>170519
>>170521
He'll be Banjo's first victory.
No.170529
Anonymous
Replies:>>170569
>>170522
Would never happen, I can see Eggman losing against other characters, but Banjo is just too boring
No.170530
Anonymous
>>170522
What would be worse in that scenerio, Banjo ending up winning the tournament or him losing the very next round?
No.170542
Anonymous
Replies:>>170544
Eggman? Jobber.
Robotnik? Winning Mr. /co/ 2025.
No.170543
Anonymous
Replies:>>170569
>>170530
Absolutely Banjo losing the very next round, that is way more humiliating
Though I mean losing to fucking BANJO of all characters is already really humiliating
No.170544
Anonymous
>>170542
That would be a hilarious twist of events and redemption. But even less likely to happen than Eggman winning KoV now.
No.170569
Anonymous
Replies:>>170580
>>170543
>>170530
>>170529
would you rather have Eggman lose to Banjo or Kwaboo & Icon of Sissies?
No.170580
Anonymous
>>170569
KWABoo & Icon of Sissies would be the most humiliating possible opponents to lose to, not only are they jobbers but their entire existence revolves around being punching bag heels who are basically supposed to lose, if you somehow lose to them that cements you as the undisputed biggest jobber and biggest KWAB in tournament history, there is literally no recovering from that
No.170581
Anonymous
Replies:>>170582
>lost to Dante twice
>lost to RPG Maker schizoids twice
>lose twice of the curse breaking status (same series and runner up)
lmao, what's next?
No.170582
Anonymous
>>170581
He'll keep losing round 4 in co-op.
No.170583
Anonymous
Honestly it's kind of sad. Unlike other jobber characters Eggman really doesn't deserve the status. He should've won in 2021.
No.170584
Anonymous
Replies:>>170586
>>169570
>round 4
semi-finals at worst going by Sam getting that far despite Armstrong winning
No.170586
Anonymous
Replies:>>170587
>>170584
I mean to be fair Sam's SF run was 5 years after Armstrong's win, a better example is Raiden who got to Finals literally the year after
I don't know to what extent the same series stigma effects how far a character goes but it definitely hurts a character's ability to outright win judging by how hard Raiden lost to Dante. There's legitimately no way Eggman wins 2026 I feel, maybe some year in the distant future, but he has the massive nerf of having a same series character having won the previous year, and that's on top of King's tendency to vote against perceived "powerhouses" in the finals. He is unironically SHIT and FINISHED, the best he can hope for is Wario getting a win on behalf of the fat bastard alliance
No.170587
Anonymous
>>170586
Unironically if the normal /v/ voters see who won last year they wouldn't want Eggman to win. Literally only people who would want Eggman to "break the curse" would be people who actually follow the tourney for years.
No.170588
Anonymous
King 2021's finals are probably the most impactful thing to ever happen to King /v/. Eggman winning instead would've made everything completely different. Ironically enough though, 2022 would likely be nearly the exact same because Garland's hype and circumstances were completely disconnected from anything else.
I couldn't even begin to tell you how 2023 would change, though. Grimm may have still swept the bracket but who knows?
>Eggman won, no schizo alliance drama
>Batter would return from E8, might not have the same push
>Hexfag wouldn't have Eggman to support
>No King of /v/ 2021 finals to call back to in the finals, making a potentially different dynamic altogether. Grimm might not muster the hype to beat whoever would be there instead.
2024 would obviously also be very different. Shadow wouldn't win, and considering Batter didn't win then the hype around his style of campaigning wouldn't have the same takeoff. Considering what happened with Madotsuki, maybe Battler could've broken the curse himself as well, but again because his win is what shook up King /v/ in the first place it's hard to tell.
No.170590
Anonymous
>>170588
What if Scout wins 2023 instead
No.170592
Anonymous
>>170588
>No King of /v/ 2021 finals to call back to in the finals, making a potentially different dynamic altogether.
I think Grimm's finals campaign would be pretty much unchanged, most of it was using his past opponents as a reference to the final boss of BS2, though it also depends who his opponent is in this hypothetical scenario. Removing Eggman from the bracket, it would have been either Demi-fiend or Kiryu, who Grimm most likely beats, or Wario who I think is a close match.
No.170594
Anonymous
The mere idea of pulling off a comeback of a century against all odds is far too entertaining to not at least try.
>>170588
There's not much we could have really done after the spark that was Round 4 of that year. Even the story arc of revenge against Dante couldn't stop Batter's rising star, the only thing that could've done so is if Spamton lost to Megaman in Round 1, which was very possible if just 2 anons changed their vote, shows that every vote counts.
I've noticed some anons are beginning to treat this like it's a sporting event, where there are real people competing and it's actually in their hands whether they succeed or fail. At the end of the day, this was up to the voters, and despite our best efforts, they have decided against us, c'est la vie.

As for Shadow, keep in mind that us Eggfags are in reality just Sonicfags. He still would have lots of hype behind him this year, and considering a decently generous three year gap, it's very possible he still would've won, making him the historic second winner from the same series, to further dismay and misery of Redditbob.
No.170611
Anonymous
Replies:>>170613
>>170588
>King 2021's finals are probably the most impactful thing to ever happen to King /v/
I think it's attributable to Queen finals actually. Recette's campaigner-champion run and the merchant win set the stage for King that year.
No.170613
Anonymous
Replies:>>170622
>>170611
Didn't King 2021 also happened earlier than usually? IIRC it happened not long after Queen right? No wonder the result was impactful as it was
No.170622
Anonymous
>>170613
It did, around a week earlier or so.
No.170623
Anonymous
Image:173444525212.png(656kB, 592x873)schizoman.png
Found this AI slop that might be fitting for the thread Dr Eggman sings CapaRezza ‎– Jodellavitanonhocapitouncazzo (AI Cover)youtube thumb
No.170692
Anonymous
Image:173446274794.jpg(507kB, 1481x882)JOBman.jpg
>>165804
I, Doctor SISSYman, JOBBER of the Tournaments humbly kneel to:

Batter-sama, King of /v/ 2021 and my master.

Grimm-sama, King of /v/ 2023 and other master.

Shadow-sama, King of /v/ 2024 and other, other master whose total and complete victory will forever seal my fate as JOBman.

Madotsuki-sama, former wife, now a queen who I shall never become stronger than.

Geralt-sama, who Jetstream Sam warned me about.

A FUCKING TREE-sama, who humiliated me in my first round.

Dante-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard twice in a row.

AM-sama, whose hour-long speeches broke me and my daughter.

Bowser-sama, who easily manhandled me in his Fury form.

Metal Sonic-sama, who carried my army and made sure I was not HUMILIATED immediately.

Bowser Junior-sama, for destroying my creations and claiming my daughter for himself.

Kamek-sama, whose magic I am scared of because it BROKE the tech I worked hard on.

Quote-sama, whose gigantic obese farting ass I have driven into a hundred times now before I put him on ozempic.
No.170694
Anonymous
Replies:>>170696
>Eggman has become so broken a nearly two-year old thread is still getting regular engagement
Lmao
Lol, even
No.170696
Anonymous
Image:173446510162.jpg(76kB, 600x700)362102-sa_dr_eggman_02.jpg
>>170694
He's just too cool to let go of.
No.170697
Anonymous
Replies:>>170704
What color is my PINGAS?
No.170698
Anonymous
On the topic of Eggman, how the hell has Sage never once come close to qualifying? I could understand if she kept getting fucked by the series limit but she can't even reach that.
You'd think having basically an expy for Robotnik in Queen would be a hot seller
No.170701
Anonymous
>>170698
Trapped in AM, please understand. But she is free now.
No.170704
Anonymous
>>170697
I don't see a PINGAS, sir...
No.170810
Anonymous
Image:173448284819.png(10kB, 502x155)kwab.png
He jobbed Playboy of /trash/
No.170813
Anonymous
>>170810
Kekaroo!
No.170814
Anonymous
Replies:>>170819
>>170810
Also, it was Tails who took his spot
No.170816
Anonymous
Replies:>>170823
Image:173448331783.gif(776kB, 220x220)eggman-you-lose.gif
He's done it! He's officially lost every tournament this year has to offer! It's time to celebrate!
No.170819
Anonymous
Image:173448366004.jpg(63kB, 800x450)tails bench.jpg
>>170814
No.170823
Anonymous
>>170816
*cough* b-but... funpost showdown...
No.170824
Anonymous
JUST END IT ALREADY
No.170825
Anonymous
Replies:>>171446
Wait.... what about that /x/ tournament that one anon wanted or Sage representing him for Loli?
No.170892
Anonymous
Replies:>>171063
>>170698
Serious anwser, she appeared in just one game and doesn't have the notoriety or popularity of the classic trio of Rouge, Blaze and Amy.
No.171063
Anonymous
Replies:>>171064
>>170892
That and also I feel like lolis in general have actually waned in popularity in favor of furries which screws her over even harder.
Like think about it the C-Team got absolutely massacred this year, a lot of the usual ones like Nobeta didn't even qualify and the ones who did jobbed round 1-2 meanwhile the Sonic furry trio broke new records in terms of seeds. It was over before it began for Sage
No.171064
Anonymous
Replies:>>171068
>>171063
Mado won, anon.
No.171068
Anonymous
Replies:>>171096
>>171064
Midna and Mado aren't lolis retard, don't try to latch yourself onto OUR success.
No.171096
Anonymous
>>171068
No one ever Midna is a loli.
Mado is widely considered a loli pick though.
No.171440
Anonymous
Image:173473997539.jpg(50kB, 1572x359)egg.jpg
Good and Bad news: Eggman has lost Dill's Barred from Playboy being cucked off from it's Elite 8. But on the other hand, Eggman has won his match and is in the semifinals of Funpost Showdown.
No.171446
Anonymous
Replies:>>171449
>>170825
Eggman doesn’t have anyone to represent him in /x/, plus it’s too late to happen this year.
No.171449
Anonymous
Image:173474213756.jpg(113kB, 649x674)Spoiler image
>>171446