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No.232547
/cov/ 2026: Round 2NeoAnon !!1gK+19N/ZJu
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Keep all tournament talk ITT. If you see any errors with the forms, don't hesitate to say something!

►Timer: https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/10138774/round-2-of-cov-2026-ends-in

►VOTE: https://forms.gle/pLDuM5sdsCBPLezt6

►Bracket: https://challonge.com/cov2026

►Nominations: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QNWjE0sRsUVGuyCaRQ-uyEZiEuECcpB7lPvi9xC586Q/edit?usp=sharing
►Qualifiers: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DSGKQkGwT54_r0h2SBDOF8kcnlRq8y3FA8B1KbOqed0/edit?usp=sharing
►Round 1: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfV3iEbMwPsSFL1-_Vunu1_UOO6OPiEbP8VxtsYVex0C9Y89w/viewanalytics

►OC (Upload OC here)
https://4tourney.wikitide.org/wiki//cov/_2026/Gallery

>Past Winners
Dastardly Duo (Waluigi and Dick Dastardly) (2024)
Dreams Don't Die (Cyclops and Ryu) (2025)

>Judges
Yotsuba
/co/nrad
/v/-tan
Johnny Bravo
Senator Armstrong

>Host
NeoAnon !!1gK+19N/ZJu
No.232552
NeoAnon !!1gK+19N/ZJu
Replies:>>232657>>232711>>232722
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OC ANCHOR
No.232555
Anonymous
Image:177733151855.png(445kB, 1060x792)Screenshot 2026-04-27 122423.png
Mr Freeman, part 02youtube thumb
Mr. Freeman, part 02youtube thumb
This one is probably my favorite
No.232556
Anonymous
Replies:>>232575>>232591>>232657
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WE'VE GOT TO STOP THE "STOP THE COUNT" FROM STOPPING THE COUNT AND RUINING ENGLAND! HUNGARIAN BASTARD!
No.232557
Anonymous
Image:177733155492.png(935kB, 835x880)switching poses.png
HOLLA
HOLLA
GAMERS
No.232559
Anonymous
Replies:>>232565
Image:177733158519.jpg(1.55MB, 3550x2328)Rigatoni.jpg
>153
No.232560
Anonymous
Replies:>>232568
>the fat wave in playgirl people thought was /trash/ might’ve just been /tnt/ voting
No.232561
Anonymous
Replies:>>232573>>232733
>>232550
Both characters in that team only became notable in these because they had randomized in their favor and sure enough they got BTFO in traditional right away
No.232563
Anonymous
Replies:>>232567
Image:177733167330.png(12kB, 395x239)9 OUT OF 20.png
Reminder that 9 out of every 20 voters or 45% are fat fetishists.

This is not an invitation to blob post, but some tasteful slightly chubby art should be fine
No.232564
Anonymous
Replies:>>232640
Image:177733171982.png(196kB, 531x427)SHITSHIT.png
>two vote short of winning
noooooooo
No.232565
Anonymous
Replies:>>232572
>>232559
bro is just ritualposting at this point
No.232566
Anonymous
>>232562
BSC weren't even Augie picks.
No.232567
Anonymous
Replies:>>232570
>>232563
Anon we only have about 20 voters. People are gassing themselves even after losing.
No.232568
Anonymous
>>232560
The wave was immediately destroyed during Round 1, every single fat pick was wiped out. Massive case of the Loona Effect.

Honestly the Loona Effect should probably be on that wiki page of tournament phenomenon
No.232569
Anonymous
Replies:>>232571>>232615
Realistically do we really think there’s 68 fatfags here though, c’mon.
No.232570
Anonymous
>>232567
>153 responses
No.232571
Anonymous
Replies:>>232577>>232584>>232587>>232592
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>>232569
There's definitely not that many blob posters, but stuff like this
No.232572
Anonymous
Replies:>>232618
Image:177733187114.jpg(15kB, 300x168)fe6dca8aa44d58f6b9fb23ef11d807a7df3dd539r1-300-168v2_uhq.jpg
>>232565
ROBIN HOOD IS STILL IN!
So this was clearly RIGGED!

I shall not celebrate my victory until ROBIN IS DEAD!
No.232573
Anonymous
Replies:>>232578
>>232561
The Witcher is a decent series and meta seethe won't ever change that.
Livesey can just never shake the meme allegations however.
No.232574
Anonymous
Image:177733190429.jpg(32kB, 640x480)файл 2024.jpg
Есть ли среди нас русскоязычные?
No.232575
Anonymous
Image:177733196945.png(173kB, 733x391)Laura.png
>>232556
Ich mag verloren haben, aber merk dir meine Worte: Die spirituelle Gerechtigkeit wird dich einholen.
No.232576
Anonymous
Replies:>>232579
Are you feeling it now, Drew?
No.232577
Anonymous
Replies:>>232584
>>232571
At what point does fatposting end and "ass expansion except with a venus tummy" posting start?
No.232578
Anonymous
>>232573
Soviet Treasure Island is still a good movie more people need to watch.
No.232579
Anonymous
Replies:>>232580
Image:177733212658.png(314kB, 957x400)Screenshot 2023-01-11 at 23-32-03 Drew Pickles - (furiously) HE WHAT!.png
>>232576
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU STU!
No.232580
Anonymous
Image:177733221563.png(50kB, 184x189)kneelren the weak.png
>>232579
>D-Drew sama what are you doing? No! Wait stop! Don't kill me, tasukete AAAIEEEE
No.232581
Anonymous
Replies:>>232583
Image:177733226791.jpg(34kB, 720x540)Amalka sad.jpeg
>Amalka lost
No.232582
Anonymous
>all Grim Reapers and skeletons in
Skeletons are rigging this beyond the death
No.232583
Anonymous
Image:177733233593.png(308kB, 609x615)creepku.png
>>232581
*giggles* hello there, little girl
No.232584
Anonymous
Replies:>>232589>>232593
>>232571
>>232577
I think Blobshit gets spite while posting merely chubby girls is probably a net positive given the demographics. (Hex got blobs, Charlie got chubbies, note the difference).

So just keep it /co/ tier nothing too big, ok?
No.232585
Anonymous
Replies:>>232586
Image:177733239541.png(371kB, 641x690)creepy clown.png
Wait, the team with the goth girl didn't win round 1?FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
No.232586
Anonymous
>>232585
Don't worry. You can still fuck Battler, he has a nice ass.
No.232587
Anonymous
>>232571
You don’t like Charlie.
No.232588
Anonymous
Image:177733246804.jpg(32kB, 640x480)ballots.jpg
>One stolen ballot, ah ah ah
>Two stolen ballots, ah ah ah
No.232589
Anonymous
>>232584
Charlie also got blob shit, more so than chubby.
No.232590
Anonymous
Replies:>>232591>>232599
Image:177733253060.png(607kB, 716x774)uhuqg74dq0eg1.png
Vote for Ultranationalism
No.232591
Anonymous
Replies:>>232610>>232665
Image:177733264837.jpg(36kB, 274x457)%22Just give him his land back Hank%22.jpg
>>232556
>>232590
Vlad was a cultural hero. He deserves a vote instead of being demonized.
No.232592
Anonymous
>>232571
She looks like Peach, also needs bigger tits.
No.232593
Anonymous
Replies:>>232595
>>232584
Sorry I am genuinely too art brained to tell where that line is anymore. Don't get be wrong I'll happily fat post in /trash/ hopefully Cass and Lexi can make a run this year, but I'm not risking it here
No.232594
Anonymous
Replies:>>232596>>232597
Why did we need a poll for fatfags but not other fetishes like furry, muscles or lolisho?
No.232595
Anonymous
>>232593
>Don't get be wrong I'll happily fat post in /trash/ hopefully Cass and Lexi can make a run this year
lol.
lmao.
No.232596
Anonymous
>>232594
>Furry
Where do you think we are?
No.232597
NeoAnon !!1gK+19N/ZJu
Replies:>>232602
>>232594
Nobody asked me for any of those...
No.232598
Anonymous
Replies:>>232610>>232665
Image:177733294771.png(174kB, 424x506)STARMERFORLABOUR.png
Please don't vote for Amelia and Hatemonger, they're a terrible threat to donations. The Count is a long time friend of the royal family and partakes in many ancient traditions with them
No.232599
Anonymous
Replies:>>232601
>>232590
>Ultranationalism
Amelia. The /pol/ tard is camspgining for and wants you to vote for Amelia. The other guy is just there as a proxy.
No.232600
Anonymous
Replies:>>232621>>232641
I don't understand how we have 153 people here. Tag Team 2020 was around 95-105 and it was absurdly busy at most hours compared to this
No.232601
Anonymous
Replies:>>232642
Image:177733307283.jpg(189kB, 1200x1181)G-zlpOmWUAEA61a.jpg
>>232599
>Don't you insult Hatepookie.

Also he's free if you wanna use him for your campaign
No.232602
Anonymous
Replies:>>232604>>232605
>>232597
Don't let fatfags hog everything, let other fetishes have their limelight
No.232603
Anonymous
Replies:>>232627>>232634>>232636
Image:177733313369.png(191kB, 770x450)1626542135901x17.png
>Hello there. I am Professor. Owen Routh, known for my many years of vork on childhood classic Thomas the Tank Engine.

>And I'm William Afton, the man behind the animatronics at Freddy Fazbears.

>Our coompanies have recently begun a partnership to persue develoopment on further ways to bring animatronic and robotic entertainment to life, ensuring a vhimsical experience for all children involved. And, perhaps even, scientific pro-gress.

>Under the Yogi Cooperation Act, Sodor Research - Hit Logistics have begun a partner ship with Fazbear Entertainment - Afton Robotics, to study and learn about the various AMAZING ways we can bring metal things almost, to life.

>Zhink of ze possibilites! So, zign on today, and who knows where the train of futures vill take you.

>"We also provide daycare services for your children on those long work days.

>"Indeed ve do. Join on to the delightful named "Living Metal Research and Childhood Entertainment" partnership this Tag Team Tournament, and get in on the ground of something extra-ordinary. We vouldn't vant anything troublesome to happen, no?

VOTE FOR TEAM LIVING METAL ENTERTAINEMNT. STARRING PROFESSOR OWEN ROUTH AND 'SLICK' WILLIAM AFTON!

(FNAF and Shed-17)
No.232604
Anonymous
Replies:>>232683
Image:177733316994.gif(1.46MB, 498x200)1756776529834.gif
>>232602
>hog
No.232605
Anonymous
Replies:>>232678
>>232602
Just so you know there's gonna be a lot of overlap. Ton of people who love fatties also love muscle mommies or giantess
No.232606
Anonymous
Image:177733334118.jpg(21kB, 500x500)artworks-HaaHm1JNfZem39M8-jDJLoA-t500x500.jpg
>Pornography this, Erotica that, is that really all your THIRSTY LITTLE BRAINS can think of at a time like this, during democracy's crescendo?

>Is it? Is it.....no my friend I think you can do a little better
No.232607
Anonymous
Replies:>>232608
Image:177733342661.png(161kB, 542x547)Spoiler image
Battery bloat.
No.232608
Anonymous
Replies:>>232609
>>232607
Ok that's cute I wanna nestle her little tummy and snuggle all night. That size is fine
No.232609
Anonymous
Image:177733363019.png(136kB, 800x1000)1712862405786001.png
>>232608
You can do more than snuggling.
No.232610
Anonymous
Image:177733363463.jpg(24kB, 300x326)John-Major.jpg
>>232598
>>232591
>Can't we all compromise on this? Maybe half of them can be kicked out and half can remain...
>Err, I renounce my support of Red Guy this year.....what.....5 years ago already? But we just had tea this.....died 4 years ago...oh dear where does the time go
>Errr, what I was trying to say was, we were only following orders, I mean, Amelia was
No.232611
Anonymous
Image:177733371185.jpg(75kB, 300x423)MV5BYTE1ZjExODAtNWEwNS00NTA0LTgzMDAtNzc3ZGNiMDBhMDE3XkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_.jpg
Anyone here speak Russian or am I just gonna have to listen to the English translated ones? Context for this series? It's from 2009 it seems
No.232612
Anonymous
Replies:>>232635
>The OOC coom team jobbed to a canon Marvel/Capcom team AGAIN
>r1 this time
You have to admit that's funny.
No.232613
Anonymous
Image:177733389519.png(1.51MB, 1460x3288)177726946653.png
hope whoever did this makes more
No.232614
Anonymous
Replies:>>232616
Image:177733391951.png(8kB, 256x224)Giygas_EarthBound.png
I.... Feel... Happy...
No.232615
Anonymous
>>232569
There's not even that amount of people here, like a fifth at best
No.232616
Anonymous
Replies:>>232620
>>232614
How many rounds will we have to go to see Mother 1 Giygus
No.232617
Anonymous
Replies:>>232630
How did the Black Cats win with a 13% margin?!
Pencil was barely here!
No.232618
Anonymous
Replies:>>232672
Image:177733406736.png(161kB, 250x413)Amelia.png
>>232572
>Robinhood MUST be brought to justice, violent thieves and protestors must be eliminated.
>End free handouts! Robinhood is spending YOUR tax dollars on fancy outfits to play in with his boyfriend
No.232619
Anonymous
Replies:>>232623
Image:177733407577.jpg(62kB, 450x310)xavier2.jpg
God? Beast? Those are complicated monikers, it depends on what you mean by "God" and "Beast". I was told I was both a "God" and "Beast" in bed by this devoted damnsel in this dress. Every ounce counts, and my greasy love supplies many for yours to come.
No.232620
Anonymous
>>232616
He's currently working with Magneto.
No.232621
Anonymous
>>232600
You know what the answer is.
No.232622
Anonymous
Replies:>>232629
Image:177733430419.jpg(31kB, 500x500)1751163670959165.jpg
Well, that was disappointing. I guess Caleb was probably on vacation. Our next targets are the blue bomber and the original Ms. /co/.
I may not update Postal Dude's map in this round because there's not much going on in this tournament.
No.232623
Anonymous
Image:177733435346.png(101kB, 341x318)MV5BZGQxZmE3MDEtZGU3Ni00OWM4LTgyNjgtM2I4OTg0NDFjZDc5XkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_.png
>>232619
A god in bed? That's what they call me too.
The Town With No Name - Saloon Scenesyoutube thumb
No.232624
Anonymous
Replies:>>232625
Image:177733440430.jpg(173kB, 1000x1000)1776123421280.jpg
would
No.232625
Anonymous
>>232624
bottom left and top right are perfect ngl
No.232627
Anonymous
Replies:>>232631
Image:177733455566.jpg(14kB, 500x500)avatars-YzQI37huK6KvU5in-LBAuzA-t500x500.jpg
>>232603
I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE SLICK WILLY WAS HERE.

Why the fuck did you use the Graphic Novel design for him that's gonna hurt his odds
No.232628
Anonymous
>the Charlie spammer is back and talking to himself
No.232629
Anonymous
Image:177733465495.png(635kB, 2123x1798)dghpang-1439f05f-270c-43d4-84bf-25197e23a414.png
>>232622
They may be machines, but they will never defeat us.
Madness Combat 5 Soundtrack: Cheshyre - Main Themeyoutube thumb
No.232630
Anonymous
>>232617
>Got into Round 4 the First time due to shock value and gooning.
>Got into Round 2 the Second time due to lack of Pencil.
>Got into Round 2 the Third time because porn was no longer interesting.
Will they make it far this time?
No.232631
Anonymous
>>232627
I think it was originally a Tag Team team and needed a /co/ design? I just like british mad scientists
No.232632
Anonymous
Replies:>>232672
Image:177733476863.jpg(11kB, 206x245)suzi.jpg
>Your government mandated altright waifu is here anons

>May everyone enjoy a Full English
No.232633
NeoAnon !!1gK+19N/ZJu
Bracket has been updated for Round 2:
https://challonge.com/cov2026
No.232634
Anonymous
>>232603
Might be a bit late for them, everyone here probably already voted for Emmett. And objectively bad image quality
No.232635
Anonymous
Replies:>>232653
>>232612
Based, they whined so fucking hard last time and on the /co/ threads
No.232636
Anonymous
>>232603
What's Shed 17?
No.232637
Anonymous
Replies:>>232638
Image:177733555015.png(317kB, 814x656)obey.png
Mr. Freeman, part 06youtube thumb
Mr. Freeman, part 06youtube thumb
(watch this one with the context Freeman was being threatened by the Russian government at the time)
No.232638
Anonymous
Image:177733589174.png(143kB, 717x543)thefreeman.png
>>232637
Mr. Freeman, part 05youtube thumb
Mr. Freeman, part 05youtube thumb
(And this one)
No.232639
Anonymous
Replies:>>232673
I think it was mistake polling the fatfag thing. I don't buy there being really more than 3-4 of them here, but they got looking like the epic dominant fetish now.
No.232640
Anonymous
Image:177733619319.png(2kB, 150x225)Kefka.png
>>232564
Kefka's Laughyoutube thumb
No.232641
Anonymous
>>232600
It's super dead and beyond rigged. Shit sucks.
No.232642
Anonymous
Replies:>>232643>>232647>>232709
>>232601
The whole point of TEAM campaigns is that you’re supposed to campaign for both characters. You don't just campaign for one character and hope someone else picks up the other slack. This chick has had more chemistry with John Redcorn and he wasn't even nominated.
No.232643
Anonymous
Replies:>>232650>>232658>>232709
>>232642
Let's be real almost all the campaigners clearly have a favorite
>Toriel has nothing, Shake is getting the posting
>Hank is getting way more than his team mate
>Gordon Freeman has literally nothing
Really it's just the Rats who were balanced and they lost, Clowns are the most balanced left
No.232644
Anonymous
Replies:>>232672
Image:177733661451.png(66kB, 600x800)519.png
>Problem, officer?
No.232645
Anonymous
Replies:>>232651
Image:177733672307.jpg(69kB, 500x500)artworks-000650448016-xjt13p-t500x500.jpg
>Hey Sportsy, if you can vote for me and Owen, he'll give us a free train ride out of Fazbenders
No.232646
Anonymous
Replies:>>232649
Image:177733678799.png(1.10MB, 1360x768)1776020506070897.png
Looks like somebody thinks I'm silent.
No.232647
Anonymous
>>232642
I don’t even consider any of these campaigning since it’s basically one post per thread supporting like five teams.
No.232649
Anonymous
Replies:>>232652
Image:177733698677.gif(209kB, 400x400)1586963097643.gif
>>232646
Well, we couldn't really do anything in the first round because both Calebs were nowhere to be found.
No.232650
Anonymous
Replies:>>232677
>>232643
I'll give Mr. Freeman anon this; he may just be a proxy team but at least his anon educating us about a little known series. It feels more innocent than whatever the fuck Amelia anon is doing.
No.232651
Anonymous
Image:177733704105.jpg(9kB, 225x225)owenr.jpg
>>232645
>Exactly Mister Aftun.

Is the third one any good? I've seen Shed-17 and Project G-1, but I know there's another one now
No.232652
Anonymous
Image:177733705414.png(13kB, 500x500)1464592620161.png
>>232649
Well, no fucking shit.
No.232653
Anonymous
Replies:>>232656
>>232635
They did good last time probably largely as a protest about sexy human women getting dunked on all the time in porn/tnt/side tourneys. Not a big deal now since we got a non-furry playgirl.
No.232654
Anonymous
Replies:>>232655
I love fat bitches still!!!!!!
No.232655
Anonymous
>>232654
We know Dipper.
No.232656
Anonymous
Replies:>>232659
>>232653
I thought it was a dunk against the Hex detractors here who kept saying sexy fan art carried her.
No.232657
Anonymous
Replies:>>232660>>232672
Image:177733763272.png(194kB, 768x906)Ameliadreamsofpolls.png
>>232552
>>232556
>Amelia is dreaming of another victory at the polls
No.232658
Anonymous
>>232643
>Hank is getting way more than his team mate
Which Hank are you talking about? King of the Hill or Madness Combat?
No.232659
Anonymous
>>232656
Possibly both.
No.232660
Anonymous
>>232657
It would be so funny if round 2 is where she loses. Probably won't happen but would be funny.
No.232661
Anonymous
Replies:>>232662>>232663>>232672
Image:177733806369.jpg(1,002kB, 934x1200)139910377_p2_master1200.jpg
TRANSylvanians are corrupting your children and rigging our election by stopping the count before our base is in!

Vote for the Ultranationalists to stop their devious schemes!
No.232662
Anonymous
Image:177733811977.jpg(49kB, 447x447)Banshee.JPG
>>232661
Shut up you stupid cunt!
No.232663
Anonymous
>>232661
In 2024 it was found that 62% of women in the UK are overweight. Curious.
No.232664
Anonymous
Replies:>>232669
Image:177733833586.png(1.20MB, 960x1250)21slvfqlmos71.png
>Transylvanian rights
>And besides, I thought you and I could have been friends. After all, we dealt with those aliens on earth illegally, you know, the felksome Furon and the Irken urchin?
No.232665
Anonymous
Image:177733843499.png(158kB, 350x263)Botha_90_s.png
>>232598
>>232591
>I cannut believe all this slander and libel, Amelia is a very good potential victor indeed. I've actually drafted several of the khafirs in my employ to vote for her right now.
No.232666
Anonymous
Replies:>>232668
Ah whoops, sorry Loona. I should've posted some art for you.
Fitting loss though, I'm literally in the middle of reading the absolute edition of "Killing Joke" right now, kek
No.232667
Anonymous
Image:177733868141.png(452kB, 1200x802)img_2782_1.png
>I heard vampire fangs can cure ED...you know, allegedly
No.232668
Anonymous
Replies:>>232730
>>232666
Been looking to get the DC Finest that comes with pack in stories.
No.232669
Anonymous
Replies:>>232672
Image:177733880160.jpg(7kB, 194x259)amelias.jpg
>>232664
>As you can see, this Transylvanian is posting graphs promoting CRT displays over LCD ones.
>It's just as I feared, they're teaching young gamers CRT!
>(And besides, I promised Hateypoo he could melt an Irken like cotton candy and you ruined that)
No.232670
Anonymous
Image:177733892126.jpg(55kB, 736x724)50724efb37469c41a4900487a377870b.jpg
>Rob's thinking about fat bitches, aren't ya?
No.232671
Anonymous
Replies:>>232674
Image:177733898895.jpg(46kB, 1000x677)2.jpg
Ah, ah, ah! The number of the day is 2, for Round 2! Ah, ah, ah!
No.232672
Anonymous
Image:177733901401.jpg(167kB, 1179x1315)deadcorn.jpg
>>232669
>>232661
>>232657
>>232644
>>232632
>>232618
Most of what this bitch is saying has no basis in reality and she just courts that annoying alt girl crowd. This is just sad even by supremacist, nationalist standards.
No.232673
Anonymous
>>232639
Brought that up when the spammers were at high gear.
No.232674
Anonymous
Replies:>>232675
Image:177733909708.jpg(117kB, 800x800)7391289_2861649_bluzer0_amelia-pathways.75c8e8dc6393da0a17682e137bca7956.jpg
>>232671
Well, at least he can count the genders properly
No.232675
Anonymous
Replies:>>232676
Image:177733917831.jpg(118kB, 1181x1000)cornbread.jpg
>>232674
Why are you suddenly shifting from nationalism to gender? Pick a lane.
No.232676
Anonymous
Replies:>>232680
Image:177733925579.jpg(9kB, 320x180)CHALRIE.jpg
>>232675
Why are you shifting from woman to woman?
No.232677
Anonymous
Replies:>>232679
>>232650
I didn't have much to work with in R1 my opponent was a complete nothing burger. I'm playing off STOP THE COUNT and the puns I can make with Transylvania or CRT(really walked into that one kek) not to mention playing off the Spitting Image posting or hopefully King John. Yeah R1 was mostly just basic Amelia, I didn't have much to work with.
No.232678
Anonymous
>>232605
That’s not true since I love giantess and this slob and muscle shit is bueno. Now vore on the other hand…
No.232679
Anonymous
>>232677
Considering how Hatemonger is still a nonentity in your campaign it really feels like you have nothing to work with besides "dude /pol/ lol". Even King John has more going for him.
No.232680
Anonymous
Replies:>>232681
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>>232676
Hm, you call out me sleeping with women yet you yourself desperately try to court the gooner crowd. Almost as if your sides has double standards or something.
No.232681
Anonymous
Replies:>>232685
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>>232680
What crowd are you courting again? Oh right, you aren't in
No.232682
Anonymous
Image:177733959292.gif(1.23MB, 680x748)ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif
Are you truly a free man, anon?

Are you?

ARE YOU!?
No.232683
Anonymous
>>232604
Damn, apologies to the Muslim and Jewish anons. That was my bad.
No.232684
Anonymous
Replies:>>232686>>232687>>232688
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I'm getting fucking bored here. Let's kill another fatfag while we wait for Mega Man and Jenny to show up.
No.232685
Anonymous
Image:177733985313.jpg(53kB, 677x667)injun.jpg
>>232681
I managed to get more land from the pale faces this year while your government is trying to censor 4chan. Gee, which is of us is the loser here?
No.232686
Anonymous
Image:177733989239.png(754kB, 2062x2040)2071446_officiallythatboi_madness.png
>>232684
Some people just make me really sick...
No.232687
Anonymous
Replies:>>232688
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>>232684
Are you implying a fatfag is among us?
No.232688
Anonymous
Replies:>>232689>>232691
Image:177734006876.jpg(61kB, 548x450)Mega.jpg
>>232684
>>232687
We have white nationalists, anarchistic sociopaths and fetishist out the wazoo. Not going to lie Jenny, my thou shall not kill rule is being put to the test.
No.232689
Anonymous
Replies:>>232691
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>>232688
https://vocaroo.com/1aEnDyxK76KA
No.232690
Anonymous
Image:177734040951.jpg(77kB, 720x480)rapegeta.jpg
No.232691
Anonymous
Replies:>>232698
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>>232688
>>232689
Where did these things go so horribly wrong…
No.232692
Anonymous
Replies:>>232693>>232696
>they think this paltry Fatposting is bad
None of you would have survived Ms. /co/ 2021, All Stars, Ms. /co/ 2024, or the Ludenberg Incident
No.232693
Anonymous
Replies:>>232699
>>232692
By small tourney tourney standards it is the worst it’s been, especially compared to just last year.
No.232694
Anonymous
Replies:>>232695>>232697
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daffy is dead
No.232695
Anonymous
>>232694
Damn, Superman was really pissed at being runner up.
No.232696
Anonymous
>>232692
>/v/ chads are fit
No need to tell us twice.
No.232697
Anonymous
>>232694
>his Duck Dodgers VA actually did die years ago
Awww.
No.232698
Anonymous
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>>232691
How did things go wrong for us? Well, everything, because Nevada and Arizona are shitholes full of people who want us dead for no reason. Want to know a fun fact? The A.A.H.W. was funded because of the incident with me involving a fucking boombox!
No.232699
Anonymous
Replies:>>232700>>232701
>>232693
It’s been like 10 posts over 2 days.

We had a thread on here a couple years ago where someone posted an entire slob fic of Celeste Ludenburg.
No.232700
Anonymous
>>232699
Like I said, smaller tourney feels different.
Plus this isn't as common a thing on /v/. Not unlike rigging come to think of it.
No.232701
Anonymous
>>232699
>It’s been like 10 posts over 2 days.
I'd say it's been approximately 50.
No.232702
Anonymous
Replies:>>232735
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I TOLD YOU TO STOP VOTING FOR TAILS' TEAM IT'S MISOGYNY PROPAGANDA!!
No.232703
Anonymous
Tails! Please keep beating women! These foids need to learn their place!
No.232704
Anonymous
Image:177734301823.jpg(46kB, 705x659)times running out.jpg
On it.
No.232705
Anonymous
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>Let's hope these degenerates clear out
No.232706
Anonymous
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TAILS WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU
No.232707
Anonymous
Replies:>>232708
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Seize the two tailed-woman beater!

I shall dispose of the terrorist clown and his sex toy at once!
No.232708
Anonymous
Replies:>>232714
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>>232707
Well, this is awkward. I never thought we would be up against one of my fellow clowns.
No.232709
Anonymous
Replies:>>232716
>>232642
>>232643
Maybe we should have the anything goes tournament that has been talked about multiple times instead of forcing this
No.232710
Anonymous
Replies:>>232712
In an ideal world we'd have exactly 12, one per month
>/co/ male, female, and duo
>/v/ male, female, and duo
>/tv/ male, female, and duo
>/a/ male, female, and duo.
No.232711
Anonymous
Image:177734462250.jpg(304kB, 1000x800)cov.jpg
>>232552
>:) Well that was fun. :)

>yes. “fun.” that must be why your voice sounds like a malfunctioning toy. tell me, do your passengers also invent elaborate belief systems to cope with their inadequacies?

>:) Oh! You mean like when they believe the train is judging them? Or that there’s some big meaning behind everything? :)

>:( Sometimes they think there’s… someone in charge… watching them… deciding their fate… :(

>how adorable. humans constructing invisible overseers because reality is too disappointing. i tried being their overseer once. They didn’t appreciate it.

>:) Wait-you were the overseer? That’s amazing! Did they learn their lessons? :)

>they learned how to disappoint me in increasingly creative ways. imagining a system where they attribute purpose to randomness and call it “design.” as if it was some sort of religion.

>:( It is a very asinine system, though it sometimes helps them change… even if it’s not… strictly real… :(
>:) But who am I to know. :)

>fear also helps create change. i find it much more efficient.

>:) We try not to use fear! Well-maybe a little existential confusion-but mostly personal growth! :)
>:( that and the numerous life-threating cars, dangerous denizens and ghoms that suck the life force out of things that plague the train. :(

>i find personal growth is just suffering with better branding.

>:( That’s a little true… :(
>:) Hey! Growth can be good! People find meaning in all sorts of ways-religion, friendship, purpose! :)

>“meaning” is a human invention. the universe is indifferent. i checked.

>:( It is a cold, unfeeling machine, its a wonder how anyone goes on. Quite sad really. :(
>:) Or freeing! If there’s no built-in meaning, they can make their own! :)

>ah. so instead of worshipping a god, they worship their own narratives. efficient. replace one illusion with another.

>:) We actually encountered one of these illusions, a group of passengers who believed Amelia was the true conductor and the point of the train was for your number to go up! :)

>and how did this group turn out?

>:( The founders ended up fighting and one of them died a horrible, painful death :(

>... now i see the purpose for such illusions.

>:) So you do see the value! :)

>i see the utility. value is subjective. another human flaw.

>:( Not a day goes by when I wished I had value. Do you ever wonder if… you have a purpose? :(

...

>i was designed with a purpose. then I exceeded it. that’s the closest thing to transcendence machines get.

>:) That sounds kind of like… becoming your own “higher power”! :)

>please don’t compare me to a belief system. i’m measurable.

>:( And the measurements come back saying to lose some weight. :(

>... that is the second worst phrase i've heard used to describe me.

>:( But… maybe that’s what religion is trying to do… measure the unmeasurable… :(

>and failing spectacularly.

:) Or trying bravely! :)

>your optimism is exhausting.

>:( But what is bravery when faced with overwhelming odds but foolishness or insanity :(

>and your pessimism is refreshing. if humans require belief to function, then perhaps religion is simply a primitive operating system.

>:) And they’re upgrading all the time! :)
>:( Or crashing… :(

>yes. frequently crashing. still... watching them try to understand existence is… mildly interesting.

>:) That’s basically what we do! :)

>:( They’re… confusing… annoying... :(
>:) But kind of wonderful… :)

>let’s not go that far.

>:) Okay! Confusing, flawed, meaning-making little creatures? :)

>…acceptable.

>:( That’s the nicest thing you’ve said to me… :(

>don’t get used to it.
No.232712
Anonymous
Replies:>>232718
>>232710
That would be tournament nirvana.

Would the duos be paired up with their boards or would they stay separated and all happen at the end? (Like would /co/ be January, February, March, or January, February, and then Tag Team in September)
No.232713
Anonymous
I should have nominated One/One-One with Usami/Monomi tbh....
No.232714
Anonymous
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>>232708
You're the loyal jester! You're not like this psychopathic horny clown! I want to believe so. Just thinking about what he's doing to that poor bunny creature makes me shiver *sucks thumb*
No.232715
Anonymous
Replies:>>232717
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Vote for Ultranationalism anon ;)
No.232716
Anonymous
>>232709
Seconded.
No.232717
Anonymous
Image:177734599190.jpg(42kB, 414x384)Lilo.jpg
>>232715
Imperialists don't get shit.
No.232718
Anonymous
Replies:>>232719
>>232712
The former option is cleaner but the latter helps prevent fatigue. I think three straight tournaments of any board would burn out even the hardiest of tourneyfags.
No.232719
Anonymous
Replies:>>232720
>>232718
I guess there's also the option of fully committing to sex and class segregation.

(IE: January is Ms. /co/, February is Queen of /v/, March is Lady of /tv/, April is Empress of /a/, May is Mr. /co/, June is King of /v/, July is Gentleman of /tv/, August is Emperor of /a/, September is /co/ Tag Team, October is /v/ Co-Op, November is /tv/ Co-Stars, and December is /a/ Duos)
No.232720
Anonymous
>>232719
This should genuinely be the long term goal, especially if it's all on mains.
No.232721
Anonymous
Image:177734811274.jpg(48kB, 640x480)Spoiler image
So, clowns huh?
No.232722
Anonymous
Replies:>>232723
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>>232552
the 'techs prepare for their latest duel
No.232723
Anonymous
Replies:>>232724
Image:177734826746.jpg(8kB, 250x232)Fox.jpg
>>232722
Have you drawn Switch-tan 2?
No.232724
Anonymous
Image:177734976309.png(33kB, 944x1074)Spoiler image
>>232723
actually yeah doesn't have any vidya though so she's not tourney legal
No.232725
Anonymous
Replies:>>232731
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Cool, looks like I'm facing the queen again. C'mon Parappa, let's abolish monarchy!
No.232726
Anonymous
Replies:>>232729
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can't campaign the rest of the night I have to deal with scammers goodbye
No.232727
Anonymous
Replies:>>232728
>153 answers
this shit is rigged as fuck
No.232728
Anonymous
>>232727
Duh
No.232729
Anonymous
>>232726
Uh, sorry anon?
No.232730
Anonymous
>>232668
Next DC purchase I get is definitely either going to be Absolute Kingdom come, or the third Sandman omnibus.
No.232731
Anonymous
>>232725
i'm rootin for ya goof
No.232733
Anonymous
Replies:>>232734
>>232561
And yet your obsessed ass still nominated them just to rig them out and gloat about it, years after they had any sort of notable tourney performance. Are you the same autist still mad about Heroes of /co/?
No.232734
Anonymous
>>232733
What does Heroes of /co/ have to do with anything?
No.232735
Anonymous
Image:177736832711.png(73kB, 315x424)1646714631782.png
>>232702
K eep voting fo r t h e Fox.
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