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No.22798
Theoretically the easiest tournament to host on 4chanAnonymous
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I represent to you the King of /an/imals and Tyrant of /an/imals.

Why do I say this is the easiest tournament to be hosted? That's because there are only two types of animals we can hold a tournament for and that's for extant and extinct animals. There are no character rules, no franchise rule, mods in /an/ are the chillest of the bunch. While the board itself is slow, it can domino effect into a sprawling thread and the memes are nearly endless and metagaming genuinely blows /v/ and /co/ out of the water.

Literally the only things that are needed for this tournament is this:
>It should be an animal
>Is it Extant/Extinct for the said tournament

It's easy as that. I'm not really sure about King of /an/imals (which is for extant animals) but I am 100% sure as fuck that for Tyrant of /an/imals (which is for the extinct animals) Cambrian creatures would make it to elite eight with anomalocaris and hallucigenia being definitive heavy hitters.
No.22799
Anonymous
>>22798
/an/ is animals AND nature, so every Kingdom should be allowed to participate, not just Animals.
No.22800
Anonymous
Replies:>>22807
>>22799
makes sense, then it should be like how OP put it, one for fauna that's still around and fauna that is extinct and that's the two tournaments OR just have one for animals (both alive and extinct) and plant life
No.22801
Anonymous
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>>22799
I know...
Nobody cares for plants, fungi, bacteria, etc.
No.22802
Anonymous
Replies:>>22803
>>22798
Curious on what type of metagaming /an/ of all places would have.
No.22803
Anonymous
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>>22802
>He doesn't know
No.22804
Anonymous
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>humans are classified as animals
Unga Bungabros time to hunt
No.22805
Anonymous
Replies:>>22807
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>>22804
Not before we shrimpchads have something to say and we do!

No.22806
Anonymous
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>rats rats
>we're the rats
>we prey at night
>we stalk at night
>we're the rats
No.22807
Anonymous
Replies:>>22809
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>>22800
There's more than just Animals and Plants, Anon.
Personally, I don't see the reason why there would be two tournaments. I think having beings from all Kingdoms, both Extant and Extinct, in one tourney would be more interesting.

>>22801
I care about those, mostly plants, but shrooms and cells are great too.

>>22804
>>22805
Stand aside, filthy animals.
No.22808
Anonymous
Replies:>>22821
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>>22801
Dude I would so vote for Mushrooms
No.22809
Anonymous
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>>22807
>MA FAVOUGHIRT FOOOOOD!!!!
>:DDDDDD
No.22810
Anonymous
Replies:>>22819
>>22809
nigger-o-saurus back at it again
No.22811
Anonymous
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>>22809
>eats a minuscule amount of grass
>dies from a rock
>grass still here, thriving
Grasschads always win.
No.22812
Anonymous
Replies:>>22819
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>>22809
No.22813
Anonymous
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Where's all of my fat cat SCHOLARS at?
No.22814
Anonymous
Replies:>>22817
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I will nominate the Fennec Fox and then lose on the first or second round to some dumb shit like earthworms
No.22815
Anonymous
So how would Eggman get himself into this tournament?
No.22816
Anonymous
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>14
They are already seething, CHADwormbros. They fear our power. We got this one in the bag.
No.22817
Anonymous
Replies:>>23056
>>22814
>have earthworm
>cut earthworm in half
>have two earthworms
vs
>have fennec
>cut fennec in half
>have committed grave mistakes
The winner is clear
No.22818
Anonymous
Replies:>>22820
>>22798
Who's winning the inevitable Frog vs. Cat finale?
No.22819
Anonymous
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>>22809
>>22810
>>22812
Wait... Y'all for real? There's actually a dinosaur that's named nigger?
No.22820
Anonymous
>>22818
I dunno man, people hate cats over there.
No.22821
Anonymous
>>22808
shut the fuck up junkie
No.22822
Anonymous
Replies:>>22824
>>22799
>Venus flytrap makes elite 8 and reaches semi-finals
>a rule is asked during finals if plant's should be allowed in the tournament
No.22823
Anonymous
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Guaranteed Elite Eight.
No.22824
Anonymous
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>>22822
If I were the host I wouldn't give a shit about whoever says anything. If a plant managed to get in elite eight then that fucking plant is worthy of it's title.
No.22825
Anonymous
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Post the round 1 jobbers.
No.22826
Anonymous
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>>22815
he'll represent the alphas, humanity
No.22827
Anonymous
Replies:>>22828
>>22826
If this happens, we absolutely NEED Jimbotnik as the humans picture. Kek.
No.22828
Anonymous
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>>22826
>>22827
You have absolutely no fucking idea how much I want this tournament to happen now.
No.22829
Anonymous
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>>22826
>Tfw jobs to a snake or some shit in round 2/3
No.22830
Anonymous
Replies:>>22836
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Kneel.
No.22831
Anonymous
Replies:>>22842
>>22826
I would full-time campaign for humans if this was the nomination picture for them
No.22832
Anonymous
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>All these pretenders

We all know who is going to take the crown.
No.22833
Anonymous
Replies:>>22878
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>>22826
>>22832
Work all night on a drink of rum
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Stack banana till de morning come
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Day, me say day-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day,
me say day, me say day
Daylight come and me wan' go home

A beautiful bunch o' ripe banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Hide the deadly black tarantula
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Day, me say day-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Day-o, day-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
No.22834
Anonymous
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>>22832
That we do.
No.22835
Anonymous
Replies:>>22838
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>>22834
silence or you will suffer!
No.22836
Anonymous
>>22830
>>22832
>>22834
>corona is crown in latin
Lads...
No.22837
Anonymous
Alright, who is the Candlejack/Frog of the tourney? Nobody really cares about it yet somehow consistently makes it to Top 128
No.22838
Anonymous
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>>22835
You can do nothing against the LAWN, ape.
No.22839
Anonymous
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>>22837
I mean...
No.22840
Anonymous
Replies:>>22841
>>22837
How did you say Candlejack's name without disappeari
No.22841
Anonymous
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>>22840
who else did you think wrote that post, dumbdumb?
No.22842
Anonymous
>>22831
Same.
No.22844
Anonymous
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>tfw ants beat your main
No.22846
Anonymous
Replies:>>22847
>>22815
>>22826
Eggman will always find a way to enter these tournaments.
No.22847
Anonymous
Replies:>>22851
>>22846
Eggman in /his/, /lit/, and /jp/ would be hilarious
No.22848
Anonymous
Replies:>>22985
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.....
No.22851
Anonymous
Replies:>>22899
>>22847
He could enter /his/ as Theodore Roosevelt, /lit/ as any of his written incarnations and /jp/ as Dr. Robotnik.
No.22858
Anonymous
>>22798
This shit would get like 30 votes.
No.22860
Anonymous
>>22858
all me btw
No.22861
Anonymous
>>22858
How many did /aco/ get? /an/ is only a couple spaces lower in activity according to the leaderboard
No.22865
Anonymous
>>22861
apparently it got 414 votes in round 1 and 278 in round 2, cant open the google forms so I guess just take the host's word.
https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/5802971/#5809619
https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/5811652/#5818341
I also have no idea where to find the other round threads besides 1 and 2 on desuarchive
No.22876
Anonymous
>>22861
>>22865
Yeah but you should consider a lot of those votes were /co/fags from the prior tourney's which had already happened a few times. An /an/ tournament would be new to everyone and pretty oddball.
No.22878
Anonymous
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>>22833
No.22879
Anonymous
Replies:>>22894
>>22826
So would Hedgehogs be nominated with a picture of Sonic?
No.22893
Anonymous
>>22865
I know finals had only 91 votes.
No.22894
Anonymous
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>>22879
I will literally beat you to death.
No.22897
Anonymous
So, would Tiger vs Lion be the Duckmatch/BattlerV47 equivalent?
No.22898
Anonymous
Replies:>>23062
>>22897
Probably, but only because Tigercucks are still trying to argue with Lionchads that their animal is even decent, let alone as great as lions.
No.22899
Anonymous
>>22851
>Teddy Roosevelt makes it to Elite Eight in a /his/ tournament
>his poll picture gets changed to Eggman
Kino
No.22900
Anonymous
This is making me wonder how a "anything goes" tournament would go.
No.22902
Anonymous
Replies:>>22903
>>22900
the final will be Hitlerku vs a random anon that fucked up his submission
No.22903
Anonymous
Replies:>>22918
>>22902
Imagine the absolute nonsense matchups there could be
>Solid Snake vs Adam Sandler
>Jesus Christ vs a pickup truck
>an Anon's cat vs the tournament itself
>Hitler vs a rock
No.22904
Anonymous
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>>22897
Duck match rather than Battler vs 47.
Duck match at least has something between them that makes it engaging, while Battler vs 47 was a one off thing that happened and gets brought up each time these two characters are brought up.

Pic related would be Battler vs 47 of /an/
No.22906
Anonymous
>>22904
Tyrannosaur would be the immediate spitevote target wouldn't he?
No.22908
Anonymous
>>22906
Feathered Dinosaur funposting.
No.22909
Anonymous
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>>22906
>>22904
T-rex would lose in seconds to a flock of flamingos.
No.22911
Anonymous
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would Bigfoot be allowed in?
No.22912
Anonymous
>>22911
>Bigfoot gets in
>it's just Eggman in a Bigfoot costume
No.22918
Anonymous
>>22900
>>22903
boy do I have the thread for you
>>19138
No.22921
Anonymous
No.22925
Anonymous
Replies:>>22936
>>22911
Would cryptids in general be allowed?
No.22926
Anonymous
Replies:>>22938
>>22918
Just host it on /tnt/. I've been on the /b/ Hunger Games threads and they have to deal with schizo spam.
No.22931
Anonymous
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Great White GODS, we're gonna assert our superiority and show all those cetacea losers their place aren't we?
No.22933
Anonymous
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>>22931
settle down, Mr Overdrive.
No.22936
Anonymous
>>22925
ones that are clearly animals and not shit like spiritual ghosts or little green men should be allowed
No.22938
Anonymous
>>22926
>the /b/ Hunger Games threads and they have to deal with schizo spam
what?
No.22948
Anonymous
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...
No.22955
Anonymous
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>>22936
LochnessCHADS, we got ourselves an easy win
No.22979
Anonymous
Replies:>>22984
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...
No.22984
Anonymous
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>>22979
Chill lad
No.22985
Anonymous
Replies:>>22995
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>>22848
...
No.22995
Anonymous
Replies:>>23002
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>>22985
...
No.23002
Anonymous
>>22995
>kot and doe alliance
based
No.23003
Anonymous
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No.23004
Anonymous
Replies:>>23086
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>yfw silent majority were animals all along since they can't talk
No.23010
Anonymous
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>>22936
Where are the CHADpacabrasbros at?
No.23016
Anonymous
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>>22931
the audacity
No.23017
Anonymous
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>>23016
No.23040
Anonymous
I hate how much I want this now.
No.23056
Anonymous
Replies:>>23060
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>>22817
No you can get two fennecs that way I've tried it
No.23060
Anonymous
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>>23056
No.23062
Anonymous
Replies:>>23068
>>22897
>>22898
I thought the duckmatch would be Bear Vs Gorilla.
No.23068
Anonymous
>>23062
GODilla wins easily against SHITear
No.23080
Anonymous
>>23016
Orcashitters OUT
No.23085
Anonymous
>>22904
Are you implying T. Rex vs. Bear wouldn't be amazing? Besides, the Tyrannosaurus KEK would kneel immediately to the Grizzly SCHOLARS.
No.23086
Anonymous
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>>23004
No.23835
Anonymous
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Predictions
>Deer (more specifically doe's) will be a heavy hitter and make elite 8
>Pitbulls would be a round 1-2 jobber
>Due to their intelligence and tendency to troll other animals already, Crows would be a OC machine and thread favorite
>A plant rep makes a deep run and gets in elite 8
>Cats would just barely miss elite 8 in round 4 (less than 10 vote difference)
>Dolphin vs. Horse finals
No.23840
Anonymous
Replies:>>23851
>>23835
Oh great sage of predictions.... how far will the rabbits go?
No.23842
Anonymous
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Give it to me straight doc, what are his chances?
No.23851
Anonymous
>>23840
How long do you think they last in mating?
No.23855
Anonymous
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>>23835
>A plant rep makes a deep run and wins*
ftfy
No.23856
Anonymous
Replies:>>23878
>>23835
>No incest's get in
>Golden Retrievers get a high seed but job first round
>Some aquatic animal gets the silent majority
No.23857
Anonymous
You guys got it all wrong
The meme match is gonna be Dog versus Cat
No.23858
Anonymous
>>23857
what about mouse vs elephant?
No.23859
Anonymous
Replies:>>23860
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>>23857
No.23860
Anonymous
>>23859
WHO DO I CHOOSE?!
No.23861
Anonymous
video:167546627255.webm(140kB , 480x400 , peepeepoopoo.webm)
>generates ungodly amount of heat in your path just by qualifying 128
Nothing personal, kiddo
No.23862
Anonymous
Replies:>>35779
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Spinosaurus feels like it would be one of those contestants that either jobs in round one horribly or makes it to the elite eight.

No inbetween.
No.23863
Anonymous
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No one will be able to beat the goose.
No.23865
Anonymous
Should a thread on /an/ be made to gauge interest?
No.23867
Anonymous
Replies:>>23883
No.23878
Anonymous
>>23856
>No incest's get in
Kink tournament when?
No.23883
Anonymous
>>23865
>>23867
Has it been made?
No.23899
Anonymous
>>23883
hell no
No.23904
Anonymous
>>23883
By popular demand, it's up.
https://boards.4channel.org/an/thread/4428410
No.23907
Anonymous
>>23904
>paleoschizo
kek, does /an/ have a thing against dinosaurs?
No.23908
Anonymous
>>23907
No, but funny enough there is one guy who might be a genuine schizophrenic who for at least a decade has been shouting featherfaggotry and genuine lies that he has gotten the nick name "Paleoschizo".

So when someone makes a weird thread in /an/, everyone assumes it's paleoschizo.
No.23912
Anonymous
>>23904
IT BEGINS
No.23913
Anonymous
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>>23904
https://voca.ro/11pYQk5J2DfH
No.23925
Anonymous
Replies:>>23930
>>23907
>>23908
>even /an/ has schizo's
No.23929
Anonymous
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>>23904
>Post tournament suggestion in /a/
>Everyone is on board but seriously doubting it
>Mod removes the thread

>Post tournament suggestion in /tv/
>Everyone "mehs" and the thread gets ignored
>Mods also ignore it

>Post tournament suggestion in /an/
>Everyone is onboard and already posting memes
>Mods most likely are on board with it
No.23930
Anonymous
Replies:>>23935
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>>23925
Believe me, the type of schizo's /an/ has puts the likes of /x/ to shame. Especially the paleoschizos...
No.23931
Anonymous
>>23929
Let's think of more boards to do this with, even if it's just for the reactions.
No.23933
Anonymous
Replies:>>23975
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>>23931
I want a /jp/ tournament just to see how many gachimuchi guys make it to Elite Eight
No.23935
Anonymous
Replies:>>23978
>>23930
Just to gain more knowledge on the subject, what the fuck did Paleoschitzo do? Is he like Fusefag or Tourneyanon? Or is he like that Skippy Anon from the recent Miss /co/ tournament? Or is he like Guy and Sharktale Anon?
No.23936
Anonymous
>>23931
/his/, /mu/ & /toy/
No.23937
Anonymous
Replies:>>23938
>>23936
You better link the threads once you post them.
No.23938
Anonymous
>>23937
I'm not making any threads, I just said which boards could have this kind of tournament. I don't even browse them.
No.23939
Anonymous
>/an/ is probably going to get a tournament before /a/ and /tv/
kek
No.23940
Anonymous
Replies:>>23945
Yeah let's not try to force stuff. Especially for boards like /toy/ which I don't think are even active enough to handle a tournament.
Let's just focus on the currently pending ones (/an/, /tv/ and /b/ slash /trash/ which one are we going with for that one)
I'd add /a/ here but it just might not be possible idk
No.23945
Anonymous
Replies:>>23950
>>23940
Do we even have people who could host these? It feels like we're just going to endlessly funpost and speculate the hypothetical existence of the tournaments more than actually try to make it happen
No.23950
Anonymous
>>23945
That's the thing, the people making and participating in these hypothetical threads want to campaign and stuff, not host. Not many people want to host, unfortunately.
No.23953
Anonymous
>>23908
>genuine lies
Ackshually, everything we know about the paleo creatures is speculation, we don't know the truth either way. He might be saying something he came up with himself with no basis for it, but in theory that's not necessarily a lie.
No.23961
Anonymous
Just like the other tournaments, I will be voting for coompicks. That means cats, bunnies, foxes, and wolves. And to a lesser extent, dogs and birds.
No.23963
Anonymous
Replies:>>23965
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>>23961
>he wouldn't fuck a shark
gtfo casual
No.23965
Anonymous
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>>23963
Sure, why not.
No.23966
Anonymous
>>23936
/mu/'s actually had quite a few tournaments. Back in 2019 some anon talked about making top album tournaments for each decade and year. And... he did, each and every year and decade since the 60's I think.
No.23967
Anonymous
Replies:>>23968
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>>23961
Ah, so you will be voting for plants?
No.23968
Anonymous
image:167558055042.jpg(837kB , 4096x3401 , 584.jpeg)
>>23967
Sure, why not.
No.23971
Anonymous
Replies:>>23972
image:167558355408.gif(385kB , 499x374 , Bellwiggle.gif)
>>23968
Good.
No.23972
Anonymous
No.23975
Anonymous
Replies:>>23981
>>23933
>Boy Band Catalina
>A proper gachimuchi
How low gachi has sunk
No.23978
Anonymous
>>23935
Fundamentals:

>Claims most modern depictions of dinosaurs are from trannies
>Absolutely hates theropod dinosaurs (I.e two legged ones)
>INSISTS that dinosaur had pronated arms, despite fossil evidence and modern dinosaurs saying otherwise
>Says that dinosaur were completely featherless, even for dinosaurs that we 100% know had quills.
>Claims that scales can turn into feathers but not feathers into scales despite the bird linage proving this retard wrong.
>And many MANY more claims
>He’s been doing this for over a decade

He’s the most infamous one, but there’s a few others like the Lemur penis guy and the paleoautist (in no circumstance do you engage in a discussion with him)
No.23981
Anonymous
image:167560551652.jpg(42kB , 448x600 , Billy Herrington.jpg)
>>23975
Gachi died with Billy, which is why a /jp/ tournament would have to be held in March
No.23982
Anonymous
Replies:>>23984
>>23978
What's the difference between paleoschizo and paleoautist?
No.23983
Anonymous
Replies:>>23985
>>23978
So he's just Shark Tale Anon but with Dinosaurs.
No.23984
Anonymous
>>23982
Paleoschizo is generally wrong and be corrected by your average joe.

Paleoautist is... Genuinely autistic and he self-admits to. He reddit spaces, replies to one comment several times, Is absolutely no-fun guy, doesn't care about paleoart just bones, and he never ever admits in being wrong. He always likes to weasel out of a bad situation by red herring out of the argument and calling you mentally retarded.

Just don't engage him. Ever.
No.23985
Anonymous
>>23983
Funnily enough many people think they're the same people.
No.23986
Anonymous
image:167560988284.png(203kB , 640x551 , 1650600544174.png)
>>23929
word of advice: The boards which possesses generals usually don't even need mod permission for them to be made. Boards which has generals banned are the only ones which we should ask for permission for a tournament to be made like in /co/, /v/, and /a/.
No.23987
DO NOT
image:167561226990.jpg(63kB , 565x800 , DO NOT.PNG)
DO NOT
No.24013
Anonymous
image:167562447003.jpg(986kB , 2048x2048 , FlkG9EDWIAI6lHR.jpg)
>>23987
No.24036
Anonymous
Replies:>>24047
image:167564891058.jpg(43kB , 600x459 , 1452145397292.jpg)
>>23931
Really want the /m/ tournament to happens, it's going to be similar to /v/ in that there's a lot of mecha media worldwide so it'll have a lot of overlaps with each other. Also it'll be the closest thing to the /a/ tournament, but feels more controllable. I love mecha as well so I wouldn't mind just having that.
No.24046
Anonymous
image:167565643238.jpg(304kB , 1080x1502 , Average posts a day.jpg)
Yes funposting and discussing hypothetical matchups is fun, but cmon let's not kid ourselves now, a real /an/, /toy/, /m/, or whatever tournament would be actually fucking boring. Those boards get even less traction than what /mlp/ gets, and if we were to host it on /an/ more than half of the voters would be from here. If we really want to set up a board tournament I think anything in picrel would be suffice as the /tnt/ voters won't take up the majority of the audience and anything below /v/ would have plenty enough anons for thread discussion and anything below /co/ would still be able to produce a lot of oc.
No.24047
Anonymous
>>24036
Could we get the legendary Rei vs Asuka finale in an /m/ tournament?
No.24049
Anonymous
Replies:>>24051
>>24046
Alright fine we'll do a Mr. and Ms. /pol/ then.
No.24051
Anonymous
>>24049
Now you're getting it
No.24053
Anonymous
>>24046
Honestly, the only one I see happening is /trash/ as a "anything goes" tournament.
No.24054
Anonymous
>>24046
Ok, time for King and Queen of /pw/, /k/, /mu/ and /tv/
No.24056
Anonymous
>>24046
It still fucking baffles me that /vt/ ended being the 4th most active board on the site.
In all honesty, while i don't give a fuck about virtual youtubers, a ms. /vt/ could be just as legendarily autstic and explosive as a ms. /a/.
No.24057
Anonymous
Replies:>>24061
>>24056
Someone already tried to do that. I can't remember the specifics but it did not go well.
No.24060
Anonymous
image:167566137378.jpg(61kB , 1077x588 , 1643617781655.jpg)
>>24056
When the board was first made I was utterly at loss of words at how lost and confused I was with the board. Literally everything is incomprehensible and everyone lists some people that I literally have never, in my entirety of my life that I browse the internet, ever heard of.

Even now, checking in, It literally seems like a mental asylum for mentally ill people. I think it is now, one of the major containment boards for these types of people.
No.24061
Anonymous
>>24056
>>24057
run down of the /vt/ tournament that I found from last ms. /co/

>>Those of you who think the hosting was bad, allow me to teach you the horrors that were /vt/s attempt at a vtuber tournament
>host hand picks a group of 16 English vtubers, clearly biased towards one company
>people already start complaining that there were no nominations
>rigging claims partway through start this utterly bizarre thing in the polls but most are just angry X or Y girl isn't there
>final is Pikamee vs Amelia Watson
>this final is a draw with no tiebreaker
>decision is just run the match again, where it's won by Amelia Watson

>someone is mad about this tournament and calls the whole thing void
>goes away for a week and returns with the "REAL" EN vtuber tournament and says the other host was a faggot, with a plan to deal with rigging
>tournament has now been boosted to 32 EN girls and been given a losers bracket so it's double elimination
>tournament ends up with bizarre split timeline shit where when suspected rigging happens, a ghost version of the match that could have been runs at the same time, basically meaning someone has to beat two other girls in two separate matches to straighten the timeline out
>final is Gawr Gura vs Amelia Watson
>the winner is... Amelia Watson, making the second tournament a complete waste of time for the same result
No.24062
Anonymous
>>24061
So... It was hosted and there wasn't that much backlash for some reason? Wha...
No.24064
Anonymous
>>24060
I agree, I have never heard of these literal who's in my life, although I'll just chalk it up to it being a different culture. The main thing for me however is that looking through the catalog almost every thread is a general about I'm guessing the company the steamers are partnered with, which in my mind is fucking weird. There's no regular discussion threads, funposts about a particular moment, or not even a board related meme thread, you know the things you'll see on any other board.
It's actually somewhat similar to /jp/ in that regard, but at least /jp/ has touhou threads, something some anons would minimum have a vague knowledge of, and it also has the /ona/ threads to laugh at.
No.24065
Anonymous
>>24064
I'm surprised they have so little site presence outside of it. Guess it really does its job of containing.
No.24066
Anonymous
video:167566989532.webm(3MB , 550x860 , 1671936845714725.webm)
>>24046
Honestly, tournaments on smaller boards can have their own appeal. I'd like a chill tournament on /an/ where you don't need to catch up on a ton of posts and just campaign funny animals.
No.24068
Anonymous
>>24060
>I think it is now, one of the major containment boards for these types of people.
iirc /vt/ was always meant to be a containment board because there were so many vtuber threads on /jp/. Funnily enough, there's allowed to be one Hololive thread up on /jp/ at a time, and it always manages to get over 1000 posts. Keep in mind the bump limit on /jp/ is 300 posts.
No.24070
Anonymous
>>24061
was it at least an all gender tournament?
No.24071
Anonymous
Replies:>>24179
>>24064
Even a different culture thingy is questionable.

I'm aware of a few v-tubers and otaku/weeb culture but for the love of god I have a hard time translating what in the ever semblance of a fuck a single /vt/ user says.
No.24179
Anonymous
Replies:>>24187
>>24071
Anyone got that document on how to host?
No.24187
Anonymous
Replies:>>24191
>>24179
Emergency Tourney Kit: https://docs.google.com/document/d/18EeUba1MXZIYeLZamAITXTTLLmCzI3aIp9rQ2PzbemU/edit
No.24191
Anonymous
>>24187
Good sending it to /an/
No.24574
Anonymous
Hey uh it's me, The guy who did Barred from /v/.
Maybe I could try doing the /an/ and /b/ \ /trash/ tourneys? I don't think I could ever do like a "mainline" tourney with all that Microsoft Excel mumbo jumbo but something smaller that's just first 128 first serve I could potentially do
No.24576
Anonymous
Replies:>>24629
>>24574
I think /trash/ tournament would be funnier and chaotic, go for it.
No.24611
Anonymous
>>24574
ew no
No.24625
Anonymous
>>24574
Go ahead, no one else is stepping up to it.
No.24626
Anonymous
Replies:>>24629
>>24574
Do /trash/
No.24629
Anonymous
Replies:>>24630
>>24576
>>24626
why not /b/?
No.24630
Anonymous
Replies:>>24633
>>24629
/trash/, despite its name, is not absolute garbage like /b/ is. While both boards have the risk of porn spam and shit posting, I think /trash/ would be more civilized.
No.24633
Anonymous
Replies:>>24641
>>24630
/b/ is filled with newfags and mentally ill, /trash/ is filled with people who know the websites roots and crannies and overall are more experienced with the website.

There are gonna be shit flinging either way but at least in /trash/ you can create a normal conversation.
No.24641
Anonymous
Replies:>>24707
>>24633
if a /trash/ tournament does happen have it be the fast paced dub and GET requiring tournament like that one /mlp/ tournaments
No.24679
Anonymous
Replies:>>24685
>>24574
Does this Friday sound good for /an/? Or maybe during the wait between Co-op qualifiers and R1? I wanted to wait until after Co-op finished initially but then the hosts revealed the whole late March date thing.
No.24683
Anonymous
>/an/ tournament
>90% of the voters will be from /tnt/
yep, we're sure getting /an/'s perspective on this poll!
No.24685
Anonymous
>>24679
yeah do it between the waiting period
No.24690
Anonymous
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>>23987
Not so fast!
No.24691
Anonymous
>>24683
I mean the /v/ tournaments are mostly /co/ users
No.24692
Anonymous
>>24691
The results would be way shittier if that was true
No.24693
Anonymous
>>24691
we need to hold a vote on this for the /tnt/ users on which boards they use, but I'm guessing most of us either regularly use both boards or just enjoy tournaments so go to where ever they're being held
No.24699
Anonymous
>>24691
The results would be way better if that were true.
No.24700
Anonymous
>>24683
Surely there are people here who also browse /an/.
No.24701
Anonymous
>>24691
>source: my ass
No.24702
Anonymous
>>24691
Yeah I don't believe that. Maybe 15% of the /v/ voters are from the /co/ tournament (as in /co/ mains that just want another tournament and aren't frequenting /v/). Even less vice versa. You have a lot of overlap too of people maining both boards, but I think the majority of /v/ tournaments is strictly /v/ anon's. Note how baffled and annoyed the general sentiment is about /co/ discussion in the /v/ threads.
No.24707
Samaritanon !!0q4n9L7G/iU
Replies:>>24710
>>24641
This.
No.24710
Anonymous
>>24707
based
No.24821
Anonymous
Replies:>>24951
I think we should wait until September to host. This has a lot of funposting potential but it would all go to waste as an off-season tourney, where threads would be slow and tepid. If we make it an inter-tourney instead (hosted between the interim period of Ms and Mr, Mr and Queen, or Queen and King), we could advertise on the main tournaments which would bring more people to the /an/ tourney. More people = more fun.
No.24951
Anonymous
>>24821
Isn't like the entire reason why people are pushing for stuff like King of /tv/ so there's stuff to do that's not during September - December only
No.25082
Anonymous
damn this shit dead lmao
No.25085
Anonymous
>>25082
Go fuck a duck.
No.25095
Anonymous
image:167727413421.jpg(363kB , 2000x2000 , ubuaqytv76ka1.jpg)
>>25082
>damn this shit dea-ACK
No.26265
Anonymous
Replies:>>26447
>>24574
Alright, so now that the /v/ co-op date is set in stone, should this be started on the 3rd or the 10th?
No.26447
Anonymous
>>26265
3rd, starting it on the 10th would mean semi-finals starts on the 17th
No.26663
Samaritanon !!0q4n9L7G/iU
Oh yeah, Coayy said a while ago he wanted to help host this one. So do I. But Coayy isn't available until later parts of March so you might wanna hold off on having this tourney now, although it doesn't look like anyone stepped up either way.
No.26664
Anonymous
Replies:>>26667
>>26663
Hey, no need to stress this is a fun and chill tournament after all.
No.26667
Samaritanon !!0q4n9L7G/iU
>>26664
No pressure, just letting everyone know.
No.26784
Anonymous
>>26663
Hoping someone would host it as a test for whether or not tourney's would get banned on smaller boards. Could set the green-light for one's like /m/ and /aco/.
No.27019
Ballsanon !th0DR5qBxs
>>26784
given what happened with temp and /v/ I think its better if we just ask every time regardless of whether its a smaller board or not
No.31597
Anonymous
>>26784
The jannies at /aco/ don't care at all about tournaments. They let 2021 happen without problem and without the need of contacting them.
No.34269
Ballsanon !th0DR5qBxs
>>34172
update
No.34711
Anonymous
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So who're you guys gonna support? For me it's probably gonna be like Shoebill, Venus Flytraps and Garloid
No.34712
Anonymous
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>>34711
Chupacabrasweep
No.34718
Anonymous
Replies:>>34724
>>34711
Plants.
All of the plants will get a vote from me.
No.34724
Anonymous
Replies:>>34725
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>>34718
Hold up.
PLANTS are allowed?
That changes everything. Bouquet E8.
No.34725
Anonymous
>>34724
/an/ is animals & NATURE, if only animals were allowed, then it would be a shit tournament.
Plants will win.
No.34726
Anonymous
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Nominating the Mexican Axolotl. It's a tiny sea gecko with unusually high regenerative abilities. They are also super cute and endangered (nearly extinct in the wild).
No.34727
Anonymous
Replies:>>34729
image:168359090539.jpg(766kB , 768x1024 , NakedBroomrape.jpg)
I'm nominating the Orobanche genus of plants, which are small, parasitic flowers.
Not even this tournament will be free of rape.
No.34729
Anonymous
>>34727
>spoiler
Kek.
No.34734
Anonymous
Replies:>>34735
image:168360156298.jpg(9kB , 259x194 , Grass_Blades.jpg)
>motherfuckers actually think they can compete with grass
The GOAT plant.
No.34735
Anonymous
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>>34734
Based
No.34736
Anonymous
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Catfags fear the nightmare
No.35779
Anonymous
>>23862
Literally called it