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Whoa, hey look at who we're up against! Sexy tomboy babes!

Hostbros...

>>226550
Wow, you're right! And aren't they cute! Maybe we'll get ourselves nice girlfriends by the end of the round!

>Hm, our next challengers are packing some firepower. No worries, my defense stats should be high enough to take those girls on. And you, Nixie?

Fox, do NOT let Gex or Bubsy get a hold of the Wii U gamepad. They'll be really mean to you about it.

>>226553
*fans whirring at high volume*
>God.

>>226555
Okay, okay, I've cooled down. Sorry 'bout that.

Vote for girls worth fighting for anons.

>Mario Bros against Void Co.
MONKEY!

>>226554
I'm afraid I will get war flashbacks if I have to remember Star Fox Zero again.

>Bazz lost

>>226559
I love this stupid movie so much

>>226565
OH GREAT! Why is this shitty shittarded shitsite full of shit-eaters so fucking in love with these two shitty shitterific shittastic pieces of cowshit games??

>>226553
Your defenses means NOTHING for my bullets. They will pierce anything that hits them.
>You gonna be long dead once this round is over.

Oh, these guys wanna duel? Well, hit me with your best shot, I'll fire away!

Hey ladies! Whatchu gotta go running around the slums for? You could be spending your time with REAL men, like us!

>>226569
>Best hope you don't run out of ammo.

>>226550
>>226552
>>226571
Oh boys! Just here to remind you two that me and Risky have just sent those little kiddies running back home and are still here. Get ready to lose all of your loot once we meet head-on.

Look at that, Hokma: some mysterious, mythical creature and the result of genetic experiments on said creature. Seems like we're up against the Singularity of the Kanto region.
>It would appear so. A Singularity is much different from the other opponents we've faced before. Do you have a game plan?
I'll think of one while I use you for my personal comfort, how does that sound?
>I hate all of this.

I know most people here probably didn't play a lot of Contras, but on the off chance, do you have a favorite Contra game?

For me, it's this underappreciated son of a bitch, even with how ridiculously difficult and completionist-oriented it is, it's just so satisfying and packed with action and crazy shit.

>>226573
CAN IT, HAG! YOU'RE NOT RELEVANT IN THIS!

>>226572
Which one?

>>226571
>>226550
>>226552
>Kyoko: "What the-EWWWW! No way I'd dump my Riki-poo for anyone in the world, especially not someone who looks like you two!"

>Misako: "Nice work starting us on a good foot with bloodthristy strangers again, Kyoko."

>Kyoko: "What? I can't lie, they smell like they were just done coating themselves in prosciutto inside a sweaty used car! Seriously, if you guys need cologne or something I can get you some for dirt cheep at the dollar store."

>Misako: "Alright, I'm gonna make this quick. We just got done beating the snot out of this Ninja guy and his Dog."

>Kyoko: "He told us that "the next guy" might have the deets on where our Boyfriends went off to. If you don't know anything, then please get out of our way and let us move on. We don't even care about this whole tournament thing, we just want to make sure they aren't in serious danger!"

>Misako: "I can give you a couple hundred."

Why are our opponent two teenagers? Eugh, we should let Nina handle this. Maybe you should help her take these two weirdos down, Crash. Me? I'll be right here just cheering you both up! I am still recovering energies from last match!

>>226577
Sorry as long as I'm still around, it's relevant.
>Besides our opponents aren't here right now, so we might as well as stick around in the meantime.

You know Nerd, when I thought you were going to show me video games I wasn't thinking it'd be shitting ones... Especially not ones that are basically just movies! Put together a movie and a game and what do you get? A MOVIEGAME!

I can't believe this! How did everything go so wrong for you guys? Not even my team was qualified! Well, better luck next time, guys. You two still have a chance to be in King of /v/ if Overkill decides to make Payday 3 a less shitty game.
Payday 2 Official Soundtrack - #12 Hard Time

>>226577
Hag, huh? Someone can't appreciate an older woman. What, did all that garlic cause you to lose your sense of respect? I wonder what would happen if I dipped you into the Bucket. What do you think would come out?

Metal... You didn't tell me Binah was here

>>226583
"Looks like us"? Wah! Can you believe this broads, Waluigi? We know we're handsome studs, you don't have to beat yourselves up over it.

That's right! I'm a romantic and an enchanter at heart! I love Beauty and the beast, there's nothing wrong with you being the beast for a change, ladies!

What vidya music are you listening to right now?

>>226586
>Besides our opponents aren't here right now
THEIR BIGGEST UNDOING IS ALWAYS UNDERESTIMATING THE TOPPHAT CLAN!

Peter! Where are our opponents?
>What are you talking about, Jim? They're right there
WHERE?!
>Are you blind now? There!
I'M REALLY TRYING I SWEAR WHERE ARE THEY?

>>226598
Oh hello there, well looks like got ourselves not one, but two cardboard men with even worse mustaches.
>Tell me boyd, how much money do you got right now?

What is my reward for slaying a princess?

>Demonic Demon Hunters facing off against a console-tan Technically two console-tans
Whoa, that IS funny

Nintendo is probably not going to be happy with me for destroying a toy robot who thought he could kill us, but at least we're still alive. Looks like I'm going to church once again because our next opponents are John Ward and some guy dressed up as a mummy who keeps forgetting it's not Halloween. Let's hear what they have to say.

>"Well would you look at that! Me & Monika won out in the end. See, sometimes all you need is a little faith and things will solve themselves from there. Beating someone so above our weightclass has made me so happy, I can teach again!"

>"Now, next question! The Chimera ventured up to the apple tree to quench his hunger. There were 100 nice shiny apples when he arrived. He ate 1/4th of the apples, and accidently knocked 5 more down onto the floor with his tail when it was time to leave. Now how many apples are still on that tree?"

>>226606
Good luck, still love how you drew Krystal back in Playgirl

>>226611
thanks, glad you liked that btw

>>226603
Cardboard? That's a new one. At least my skin color isn't a sickly purple!
I must admit, you've got style. Nice to see someone else realize they can add a little flair to what they do. Sadly anything pirates can steal, we can steal better. Look no further then THIS!

>>226565
Well now that's just great. Hey NotShane, look who's come crawling back to us! He's even brought his dollar store clone with him!
Do you want to do it solo, or would you rather we take turns on target practice?

C'mon Bootler, let's beat King Poo at his own game by scaring these folks back to puppyville.
>Yes my lady, I'll make sure to guide you into defeating his current record.
Oh and Vince, make sure you tell King Poo that his legacy will soon get quashed by the better Boo.

>>226547
>>226578
>yoinks you're basket

>>226624
Based and good job

>>226623
>Excellent. Dibs on the missile.

>>226628
Nah, Tainted Lost is just a worse Lost, I can't agree with you on that fun rating. The Lost is a great character, one of the most fun ones at that, but his Tainted is really not. There's too many sources of bullshit damage to make only being able to take 1 hit in the entire run fun, and his "better items" are just a lie. Still a lot more fun than Tainted Cain and Tainted Lazarus, though.

>>226633
Would've been nice to see High & Mighty or Touch My Detective advance, but oh well, neither had much chance.

Wait a minute, The King's Epic Adventure had 52.1% of the vote in their match. Where the fuck are they?

>>226633
Really is a shame that Beatrice and the Narrator couldn't make it. Some of the greatest people outside of the clan I've ever met.

>>226638
Well, first of all, maybe the Narrator shouldn't have teamed up with my archenemy!

>>226640
>>226641
wrong game in the series

>>226643

>>226633
"I'm not into his origin genre of vidya, but it is an honest shame me and Master Chief's paths had to cross this early."

"Actually, you mind if I vent a bit? Even after all this time, I get butterflies deep down in my stomach whenever I win a match over someone else, even the ones who don't particularly like me all that much. I'm drawing a blank right now, but a good example is the smoking demon. AHA! Justice it was, right? Total sweetheart when the Round 1 results of last year's Queen /v/ came in, no qualms about her loss or everything potentially being rigged. Yet something just kept... gnawing at the back of my brain, y'know? That I, and pardon this use of internet lingo here, unfairly "cucked" her out of the running for the title. If I had to play armchair psychology with myself, I guess I've just been so used to branding myself a failure in the past that I've yet to fully accept that I'm just as valid a video game all-star as anyone else in the present. I don't thank my fans enough for keeping me involved with these multiversal beauty pageants. Maybe not today, but one day. One day I'll take home the gold, and put the widest smile on everyone's face."

"That's a promise."

>>226649
The Rape Game

>>226592
You really want a psychotic bitch who mentally and physically tortures people, has committed mass murder and war crimes multiple times, relishes in the deaths of children, and is partially responsible for the Seed of Light Project being snuffed out?
...
What little faith I have left is being wasted in this tournament of lunacy.

>>226618
I could fire at these bushwackers faster than they can say "draw", but there's no harm in doing it as a duo.

>Hey so, great progress so far don't you think detective?
I'm still putting you behind the bars after this is over, Cooper.

Bone Pizza is being prepared
get ready for a good time

>>226667
>Bone Pizza
Without SPAGHETTI?

>>226559
They will make fine miners working for VoidCo! Kiss your precious plumber job goodbye, Mario brothers wahahahaha!!!

>>226547
Well, shit, it's official. I pissed off a children's video game company. But it doesn't really matter anyway because I don't even like video games.
Postal 2 Map Muzak Synthwave Cover

>>226675
Personally, I'm more of a fan of Robert Louis Stevenson's skeleton.

>>226680
YOU RUINED MY LIFE

>>226681
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, YOU FUCKING NERD. NOW GO PLAY SOME DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYYYYYYYYYYDE!

>>226560
War flashbacks? Relax, buddy. I’ve been sucked into weirder dimensions than that game. Besides, compared to my TV marathons, that’s just a bad channel you accidentally flipped to. Now pass the remote before somebody starts motion-controlling their trauma.

>>226607
You don’t look well, son. Have you considered confession?

How I envy the simple life of the tribes folk

>>226685
Oh look who finally decided to show up! Let me guess, you somehow beat Marth and Roy by sleeping. Hey Jacket, do you happen to own a cassette tape from one of those satanic metal bands? You should play that on your tape recorder to make him have a heart attack.

>>226688
>*Click*
Of course I do.
>*Plays Deicide's self-titled album on his tape recorder.*
DEICIDE Deicide (Full Album)

>>226688
>>226689
You mock us as though we are deaf to it. I have been burned by greater fires than your tongue can kindle. If we had defeated Marth and Roy in our sleep, it would not be from laziness, but from conviction. A man who walks with purpose does not require theatrics to overcome his enemies. As for this “satanic metal band” you speak of… we have heard worse. Music cannot stop a man’s heart unless the Lord wills it so. And if the Lord wills it, no cassette tape is necessary. Now, if you have something meaningful to say, say it plainly. I prefer honesty to noise.

Wonder where we'll take these hot babes to date when the tournament's over. Ladies, how would you like a double date at the tennis court, then after the game's over we go to a place with good garlic wings?

>>226690
>*Click*
Alright, time for plan B.
>*Plays Pulse Demon by Merzbow on his tape recorder*
Merzbow - Pulse Demon (full album)

>>226547
>Incoming Transmission from The Grox Empire!
>Our infallible technology detected an intrusion into our territory. Un-naturally, Porky was sent after said vermin.

And it was a lame little rat! *Cough* Nearly caught it stuck on the end of one of my legs! Thankfully, *wheeze*, we brought it back to the lab!

>The Grox are programmed not to waste resources, including organic specimens. Experimentation proceeded shortly. You are to observe what happens to those which choose- Fzz- FOOLISHLY!- to contend with our empires.

PIGMASK-GROX EMPIRE EXPERIMENTATION LOG 3/3/26:
https://files.catbox.moe/gizq3r.mp4
VOTE FOR THE EMPIRE ACROSS TIME AND SPACE!

>>226690
What the fuck is up with you anyway? You look like a shitty costume from Spirit Halloween.

>>226692
If this is meant to unsettle us, it won’t work. But if you’re trying to communicate something… you’re going to have to turn that down. Even the damned deserve clarity.

>>226694
You think this is a costume? The bandages are not for spectacle. They are a reminder. Once, I was cast into fire at the Grand Canyon and left to die. The flames stripped away my pride, my vanity, and nearly my life. What you see is not decoration, it is penance. A “Spirit Halloween” mask can be removed at the end of the night. This cannot. It is stitched to memory and consequence. If my appearance unsettles you, then perhaps it is doing its work. A man should be troubled by the cost of his sins, and by the sight of one who survived his own judgment.
Mockery is easy. Endurance is not.

>>226560
But hey, at least you survived it! That’s more than I can say about some of my reviews! Ha! Now let’s never speak of it again… ever!

>>226696
Why, that's perfect. While you're sitting there, twiddling your thumbs, playing with your little No. 2 pencil, me and that religious coot will destroy your precious creations. All drawings of those two will be ripped slowly but surely, making sure to maximize suffering from them and sorrow for you. Your incompetence will be your downfall.

>>226699
Alright, no more joking around. I got some bullets and shotgun shells that are guaranteed to make you repent for your sins.

>>226705
>*Click*
And now our feature presentation...

>>226706
Your DEATHS!

>>226705
>>226706
>>226707
You promise repentance at the end of a barrel. That’s not repentance, that’s fear. And fear fades faster than smoke from a muzzle. If you want to test your resolve, then pull the trigger. But don’t confuse cruelty with righteousness.

>>226705
>>226706
>>226707
>>226709
You call it a feature presentation. I call it another lie you’re telling yourselves to make it easier. If you’re so certain we deserve judgment… then face us without theatrics. Because once you start this, there’s no rewinding the tape.

What a pathetic duo. They do nothing fight and argue with each other, how they managed to qualify is beyond me.
>So with that out of the way, who are our next opponents?
A couple of children from the Polar regions. They wield hammers and ice weapons.
>Oh, so they're like Cirno perhaps?
No, Cirno is just a weak little fairy with a big head. These are more equip for the tournament. Let's not go easy on them and unleash our fire magic to melt them away.
>Got it!

>>226683
Sure, take me to the 90s.
>>226703
Nowadays only thing we're hoping is that me and my team can jump back to action, as long as it's not Andross all over again.

>>226547
Nyehehehehe!! Isn't it comfy, cup bros.? I made it so you both can train and get stronger next time we encounter! Don't worry about being alone we will get more brave warriors to join you very soon!
>speaking of, i think the pizza arrived papyrus
Oh excellent! We have to enjoy this pizza with some delicious spaghetti next to my pepperoni slice!

I'm losing iq points being surrounded by these dumb creatures! Crash! Hurry up and trash those two teenagers so we can move on to the next step of my plan to take over the wo- I mean to win this tournament as the good pals we are!

This sure is a quiet round... not many nerds.

>>226547
Boy, those powerful deities were fun to play with.
>You said it, they got a taste of my Crystal Gun. I hope they love the shiny jewels.
They did ran off looking scared, so I guess not.
>Awww
Anyways, our next opponent is a cute duck and a silly dog.
>Yay, more creatures to play with.
Let's tame them into pets.

>>226547
>"oooh look at me I'm Wario and I'm so gassy and bada-AIEEEEEEE OUCHIE-WAWAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

>>226716
Dunno about the Nerd, but I'm not worried about you assweasels.

>>226691
>>226718
Still playing hard to get, I see?
Don't mind me, I just stolen some things worth value from that stick man>>226615
Hope he doesn't mind having his bald head getting sunburned every hour a day.

>Our first opponents fought well, to our surprise, but running your mouth can only take you so far... and they paid the price accordingly. What's more, father perished before he could make his presence known.
At least he won't be able to directly terrorize the tournament this year, though I see that his minions are still running amok.
>They, too, shall be vanquished before the week finishes, but we must focus on our current opponents. They're no ordinary girls, I sense their immortality and they're curiously at odds with each other. It's only a matter of time until they remain unfocused during the fight. Stay vigilant, Belmont, don't let their looks deceive you!

>>226604
You wouldn't kill a harmless princess would you?

>>226682
>>226722
ENOUGH

Kinda disappointed he didn't get in with Wily, it's a God-tier team.

>>226729
DR. WILY IS TOO BUSY PLAYING DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYYYYYYYYYYDE!!!

Less than two hours left now, do you have faith in your team to win this round?

>>226713
You wanna hitch a ride back to the 90s? That’s like asking a gecko to babysit a blender. Not happening.

>>226732
This game seems quite horrible, quite painful to play. I wonder if I should make Hokma play it next time he complains about my birds or my tea.

>>226623
>>226627
>Little did these fools know, that her basket contains highly explosive devices which B.B Hood had placed hidden inside to trick her opponents into grabbing it in hopes of weaken her without any weapons.
>They will explode in...
>3...
>2...
>1..

>>226748
>>226547
>KA-BOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>226741
>Smitten
Nah bro

>>226723
>"Aye, there she is Regi! Even when Henry isn't participating, there's always someone trying to clean us out!"

"You antagonize them however you please for as long as possible, I'll be back with the Topphat's finest to finish the job! THEY'RE WON'T BE GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! NOT OVER OUR DEAD BODIES"

>>226547
>>226749
Oh please, that will never work.
>Come on, Beebs, you love this stuff!