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I told that bunny not to laugh and now he's space dust

>HA! DID YOU SEE THAT KIT?! WE DID IT
>J-just six more rounds to go, Surge!

Round 2 of Tag Team Tournament 2022 is brought to you in part by:

The Sea Crab and Man Company.

SCAM Co. It's legally distinct.

Still in to suffer some more. I love this.

Well well at long last. Dr livesly. My ally silver has a word with you. Let’s see if you are the gigachad they say you are. Come at me WITH PRIDE

TOURNEYANON ALERT

>AWOOGA AWOOGA KUKARACHA LIVESEY VS SILVER LIVESEY VS SILVER GOOOOO TIME TO KILL JOHNNY
>Livesey vs Silver doesn't even happen

WE DID IT STICKS!! CHERRI AND HARLEY STILL IN!
>>19080
If that were true I'd feed him to the sharks already ngl.

>well sidekicks it seems like we were both evenly matched with only one deciding factor determining who went through
>I only ask you one favor and that's to spread the good word of Volic mineral water

>>19080
Izzy is dimes. I vote her every time.

Anon. Do not be distracted by the other team's exotic charms. Sexy xeno babes are temporary. But my reign is eternal.

Dear Diary, me and Pip just managed to barely scrap by. Seems like people here love learning almost as much as evil. The utter state. Now we have to go up against some rodents. No worry, the Chaos Hamsters will handle them. They will also be unleashed upon anyone who dare doesn't vote for Town Punching Bags.

barely
/ˈberlē/
[ADVERB]
Only just; almost not.
>WordGirl barely lost the round. She and Martha were just once vote from victory. (but at least she finally fucking made a tournament)

>>19065
>18 votes off a massive upset
Never thought they'd get this close to a round 1 win, impressed and content
Maybe finally found the right way to market them

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO FUCKING KIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M CUUUUUUUUUMMIIIIIIIIINNNNGG

>Getting Down with the Sickness lost
>Dick Figures lost
>Big Black Chefs lost
>Puffy AmiYumi lost
>Buenas Coaches lost
>THALASIN catalog lost
>Rather Joyous Treebark Compadres lost
>Wake the Fuck Up lost
>Don’t Vote Me, I’m Dull lost
>Of Mutts and Men lost
>Three (Minus One) Caballeros lost
>Your personal favorite that I didn't mention here might've lost
it hurts... just a little.
least they got past Qualifiers

>>19092
Catra and Cheetah. Finally, some worthy opponents... Our battle will be LEGENDARY

Where are the Space Princesses, MANSLEY?!

>>19096
the alien menace has been taken care of

>>19070
(the rabbit appears to be trying to express some kind of anger, but cannot as his body is currently equivalent to that of a wet paper towel)

>>19094
You know, it's easy to take a loss like this, and let it drag you down. But, I've gotten used to failure during my tenure as Leader Of The Conservative party. The economy was all buggered up, I was nothing but a joke, and soon Tony Blair came in and washed me away in the General Election. What I've learned, is that if I let a loss get me down and stop me, I wouldn't be following the path I'm meant to be. I'm a Brit after all. I don't know what lies ahead, but I do know one thing, you'll never make a quitter out of John Major. A loser maybe, but not a quitter. This year may be a wash, but I say this to all those who did not succeed. We will do precisely what the British nation has done all through its history when it had its back against the wall — turn round and fight for the things it believes in, and that is what I shall do.
Now, anyone care for some peas?

>>19098
>EXCELLENT!

>>19083
Rock n roll!

>>19084

Why thank you very much, volcano man.

In return, we'll give you tasty Volic water mixed with the tears of every losers in this tournament.

Just wait and see.

>>19109
>No... No fucking way... Not another talking donkey...

>>19066
Vote for Assholish Adult Swim Duo.

JOESPH YOU FOOL, YOU LET ME DOWN AGAIN, TO MICE OF ALL THINGS, OH NO NOT AGAIN
>JESUS LOVES ME FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Alternate Gabriel has left the reality…again

I've warned those quadruped monsters not to mess with me and they have promptly paid the price. If only it were the actual donkey that was to be made into glue.

Who are we pitted against this time, Thelonious?
>We're facing the undead, milord.
Is that so? I've had "ghostly experiences" in the past, per se, but now's not the time to have the supernatural interfere with my goal of achieving victory. That should have been reserved for the ogre.

Grab whatever you can, Thelonious, may we send these two ghouls back to the underworld!

>>19078
Wait a bloody minute you folks are not either livesly or the space cat lady.

Whew Kermit, we managed to make it to round 2
>I know fozzie, it wasn’t easy(being green) but all is well
Waka waka Kermit. Ohhhh hey we’re going up against some real competition next, hello there!

Hmph! I need no Immune Response. Disease is just a means to tease the displeased with ease.

>>19117
We're the band!

>>19120
RIGHT, AND IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'D BE ABLE TO INFECT ME EITHER WAY! ALTHOUGH IT WOULD PROBABLY FEEL INTERESTING...

>>19121
Then so be it, Listen to my song
Let's go back to war and violence
I'm so bored with peace and silence
Nights of evil filled with fear
Your worst dream, that's my idea of fun

Let darkness find its sad ways
Let's go back to good old bad days
No more foolish acts of kindness
Arthur and his kingdom will be mine

Years from now, no one will bother
To recall your good King Arthur
Because all of this will be mine
This will all be mine

I have a plan, it includes you
You, Men, will lead me to Camelot
Where I will claim all that is mine

In the back of your wagons, my men will all hide
You'll sit up front as the gates open wide
Now watch me create
My mechanical army with pride

With this potion I bought from some witches
A drop on this chicken
Oh, watch as it switches into a weapon
That I can use at will
Now this chicken can kill

Ta-dah, behold
A blade beak

Stand right up and enter quickly
I'll transform the meek and sickly
Into iron men with hands of steel
Yes, yes, into the water quickly, now go you fools

[Next stand up straight, now move it along
No, no, no, no, no, that's no good
Prepare for the dawning of a new age
The Ruberian age
Year one]

(Bring on the darkness, bring on the gloom
We are the army of glory and gloom
Bring on the darkness, bring on the gloom
We are the army of glory and gloom)

[Only one will be revered
Worshiped, hated, loved and feared
I'd just like to say a few words
I, me, mine]

You were mistaken if you believed
Ruber was someone who'd crumble and leave
Now I am back and I will be staying this time

I told you once and I told you twice
Everything you see before you
Every last bit of it will be mine

>>19111

So you guys are our next opponents, eh?

Hope your tears are ready to start watering once we kick your asses in the 2nd Round.

>this may have actually been the last time Owl House or Amphibia could've qualified for a tournament

>only now just realized the brackets were randomized this round
>there is no way Town Punching Bags will be able to win this round
Oh hamburgers. I guess my next Chaos meme will be my last this year.

FUCK YOU STU, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! WE WERE SO CLOSE TO WINNING THIS MATCH UNTIL YOU LET THAT ANNOYING LITTLE BRAT PREFORM HIS STUPID DANCE ON ME AND COST US THE ENTIRE TOURNAMENT! I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HUMILIATED IN MY FUCKING LIFE!
>Oh c'mon bro, that song is pretty catchy and his dance moves is are downright sick.
SHUT THE FUCK OFF! I SWEAR TO GOD, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THIS!

BRING ME THE GIANT LOCALIZERS.

So it has come to this. My poor disturbed wife is down with the sickness, and only microbial agents of justice can undo the damage to my minx's larynx. Alas, they are enemies of mine, as all men under six feet and two nanometers are! My darling poppy, could you quit the cold medicine cold turkey drink this bleach so that no living thing in your body survives?

>Ah! The wondrous cleansing soup! It's no wonder the words chlorine and clean sound so similar!

>>19066
Bros... I feel something...something strange...otherworldly... Eldritch, even... Something vast and monumental heading on up to see if it can't unwind , something outside of the scope of known friendly faces everywhere... Reality itself is shaking... The ample parking is shifting and undulating, caught in the inexorable grip of a maelstrom of absolutely titanic strength... Even day or night is meaningless in the wake of such awesome vitality and stupendous power... The sheer might of this force is causing woes and twisting eternity and infinity as easily as humble folks might twist a rubber band around their fingers... What...Who...Who could be responsible for this cataclysmic phenomena, this colossal display of hiterto-unimagined strength? Who could generate enough force and peerless, indomitable will to...to...
....To....
.....Hamburgers
...Oh, hamburgers.
Hamburgers.
Hamburgers...
Hamburgers.
Oh, HAMBURGERS
HAMBURGERS
BROS
BROS
IT'S HIM

>>19141
>Are you telling me these two kids aren't ordinary? They have some sort of giant amalgamation? We've hit him with everything!
>Not everything, general. The bomb!
>You scare me, Mansley

>High Impact Sexual Cuteness
>Team STOP THE COUNT
>The Invaders
>New York's Finest
>The Couples from Another Universe
>The Avatars of Nemesis
>It's My Horse!
>For Free
>Team Spy V Spy
>The Brothers of Legend
>The Copper Couple
>Now That's Comedy
>Scared Buddies
>Wabbits
>Dad Jokes
>The Monstrous Monarchs
>Sea Crab And Man Company
>Roasting Balcony Bros
>Propane all over the cosmos!
>Team Moving Right Along
>Chicken Choice Judy
>Team Interdimensional Rulers with Distant Lands
>Team We Got Em
>Team Venom
>The ЯENAgades!
>Megaloanimaniacs Anonymouse
>Town Punching Bags
>The Lord and his Lone Warrior
>The Duloc Dominion
>A Boy and His Dog
>Scheming Little Shits
>TUFF Puppy

>>19157
>On a second thought, launch it. On this bigger threat right here >>19158
>That looks like something me and my fists can handle alone, sir.
>Excellent

>>19113
Let me be your most delicious dish, my love.

>>19078
>>19117
What the…
What are these boys vibing here? Why aren’t we facing Livesey? WHY DID ZORAK AND GRIEVOUS LOSE???

>>19163
I believe it was for the same reason Tom also lost, winners from other tournaments don't prosper here, not even my beloved Fang made the cut. However, I wasn't prepared neither for these randomized brackets, the hosts should add a question about it when we get to the final round.

>>19161
You will be blown up by the microwave then buried in the yard with Meatwad's pets.

>>19164
Well that’s unfair for a multitude of reasons!
But what’s done is done, what me and Ruber have to do is carry on your name till the end like you did mines and rubers in Mr. /co/ 2022.

>>19066

>>19172
That's damn wonderful work you've done right there mate!

>>19181
Channel

Rattlesnake Jake vs. Mr. Snake? I wasn't ready.

Nukie??

Yeah! My boys get to survive another round!

>>19198
*whistles noises*

Henchmen! You have performed adequately. Shake and I are well on our way to glory as blaze our way into the 2nd round. It is only a shame you could not look after your own as well. Henchmen 21 and 24 will be sorely missed, but if they were still with us, I'd know they'd tell me to keep going and not to look back, no matter how dire or imperiled those two may be. They are exemplary Henchmen, and serve as an example to you all. Except the part where they screwed up and lost in the first match, do not do that.

But now isn't a time for playing the blame game, minions. Even though it lies squarely with you. No, now is the time for vengeance, as your Monarch utterly crushes the hopes and dreams of a cowardly pink mutt and a little insomniac girl! Kind of brutal even by my standards but I didn't become a villain so I could play soft-ball. Already broke one kid and his dog, what's one more?

>>19113
Yes, yes! Nuke the sponge!

>>19200
NUKIE!!

>>19201
Oh Neptune he is so hot when he is indiffirent towards me

>What was the biggest loss from Round 1?
https://strawpoll.com/polls/LVyK8ExvOn0

>>19207
Seriously? You AGAIN? Just shut up... Just let me post my polls in peace...

>19212

>>19168
*blink* You can count with my support, and my homeplanet too.
>>19172
This? This is splendid.

"Tenrec: a small insectivorous mammal native to Madagascar, different kinds of which resemble hedgehogs, shrews, or small otters." Huh, so it's a real thing.
>Barnacles it is! This thing doesn't look anything like that thing!
I bet a lot of rubes would pay good money to see a green... whatever-she-is, live and in-the-flesh.
>Or maybe we can use the lass's electricity to power our newly acquired Iceberg Lounge. These refrigeration bills are outrageous!
Or we could do both! And say she works for tips so we can pay below minimum wage!
>I like the way you think, Mr. Pines! Draft an offer letter to this "tin wreck" and her friend on the double!
HAHA these suckers won't know what-- wait, are these mics on?
>What? OH! Errr...
>We're just... cookin' up some great deals here for YOU, SCAM investors! Every round we win is profit in your pocket! We have a new HQ, we're out of the red, and that Warden and his Jailbait ain't snoopin' around anymore, which means we're basically free to do whatever we please for the rest of the tournament!
Whatever we please for YOU, SCAM faithful. Keep on SCAMming, folks! Really? Is that what we're going with?
>VOTE SCAM CO!

Yeah, Giant Localizers protect our country but can they dance? Vote for Town Punching Bags.

>>19223
>>19224
>And it's always [headcanon]
And once again the threads are alive not thanks to Tien!

>>19217
This is unironically one of the few tournaments where the boring picks got eliminated and fun picks and interesting teams are still in. Plunderers are still in with their fun campaign and kino OC. The only loss I would consider to be sad is losing John Major and Red guy because their interactions are genuinely funny and interesting.

>>19237
>>19230
>Muh 2 unfunny scribbles means the tourney is fun bros!
You killed it round one and now you're coping.

>>19172
>filename: sketch3

Does that mean you’re doing more OC?

>NO ONE NOMINATED JACK?
KILL YOU I WILL KILL YOU ALL

>>19158
>>19242
You can drop the LARP now, Reggie. We didn't even qualify.

>>19242
What's the matter?
Hating on a character who is known for his father figure because you had none?

>>19158
>>19242
>Asuka
out

>>19076
That is unless that cat lady and her dog pal arrest us first.

>>19253
>Carnage
What a pathetic period stain.

They jobbed pretty badly the last Mr. /co/. You think they have a better chance here?

>>19132
We have existed long enough to know better than most that over time, everything fades away, withers and dies. Things once seemingly monumental and beloved end up lost and forgotten. That's just natural. But we have not dedicated our entire existence to overcoming this overwhelming power of time for nothing, you know. Rest assured we're gonna keep nominating ourselves for these tournaments for as long as they remain! Until we succeed!
>>19208
...you know, we find it strange it has not yet occurred to you that the reason they keep teasing you is that you keep giving them emotional responses. Or... maybe it has? Are you perhaps enjoying this back-and-forth to an extent?

>>19268
>Nyarly Jr still trying this hard to be like Nyarly Sr. without understanding what makes him and Asukaposter cool in the first place
Waku waku.

>>19269
>Asukaposter
>cool

>>19269
Sorry, repeating the same catchphrase is not quite in our style.

>>19269
>praising Asukafag

>>19205
Team wholesome did lose?!

>>19268
Well... I try to ignore them, but these idiots just NEVER stop... It's difficult to ignore the constant fart jokes and hate drawings of me... But I will try my best to stop replying to them, hopefully they will get tired of posting the same things OVER AND OVER AGAIN...
>>19281
Yup...
>Minature Masterminds: 113 votes
>Wholesome: 93 votes

>>19207
>Brappy Commando
I don't get it.

>>19269
And you wouldn't happen to be the same Dragonball folks shit-spamming Frog and Owl threads the last month or so, would you?

>>19283
>Minature Masterminds: 113 votes
>Wholesome: 93 votes
Fuck you, /co/?

>>19287
...What??? No! I know I posted in the /trash/ thread, but all I said was that Temp using the janny OP pic and saying stuff about a "rouge janny" was a terrible idea, I don't want Tag Team killed, I even nominated Team Mollibby...

>>19256
I'm excited and at the same time curious for this outcome. Either way, it's going to be one of the hardest choices for me if we get to it.

>>19262
of course.

Here we are at the 2nd Round folk, and it has become a total war zone between each team as they start to go all-on-out against each other.

At match 3, Gir is now charging towards Coco while shooting lasers from his head, but she is already prepared for this as she deflects his blasts with a large shield that came from inside one of her eggs. Zim fires his ray gun towards Schnitzel, but he soons learned not to underestimate with a rock monster as he starts hurling large boulders at him.

At match 6, Donkey's constant talking is pissing off Dan. However just as Dan is about to give him a good smacking, he soon met with a painful kick right at the groin! Ouch, he's definitely going to feel that in the morning! Both Chris and Sid are punching and clawing at each other, but it was Chris that give Sid a few beating at his face. Sid attempts to hit back, but he is met with yet another punch in the face.

At Match 7, It's My Horse began to perform their familiar dance number; the same one that helped them defeat their previous opponents. However, Apex Legends have been well-prepared for this as they quickly assault them with a careful timing of their rhythmic steps. Looks like Rolf and Ed are now facing serious competition now.

At Match 10, it's a battle between two serpents as Rattlesnake Jake and Mr Snake are now head-to-head with each other. Jake tries to shoot his opponent from the gun on his tail, but Mr Snake just dodges each of his bullets and slaps him with his own tail. Mr Wolf tries to grab Rango, but he is too quick for him. Rango dodges his hands and shoots his bullets at him, making holes on Mr Wolf's clothes.

At Match 13, Master Shake tries to get Courage off of him as he held onto his straw, trying to lift and slam him to the ground. Eventually, Shake does his signature breakdance, making Courage scream his lungs out as he gets spun out of control. The Monarch shoots his ray gun at Nia, but she's surprising quick and bites him at his arm, causing him to scream in pain. By the looks of it, he going to need more than a bandage to heal that wound.

At Match 14, Lola tries to seduce Goofy but unfortunately for her, he's too clueless to fall for her charms and gives her a swift kick. Meanwhile, his son is driving Bugs mad with his remarkable dance moves as the young man attacks him with a rhythm that was enough to rival that of It's My Horse. The Wabbits are really in a mess here.

At Match 21, things aren't looking so good for Chicken Choice Judy as they struggle to fight their opponents. Ryan tries to hit Ruber with his guitar but thanks to his strong armor, he just gains a few minor scratches. Good thing Ryan's guitar is unbreakable though since it also acted as a shield against Ruber's sword. Captain Silver uses mechanical flamethrower at Min-gi as the latter keeps dodging his fire. Unlike his partner though, he managed to stun him with his loud music, getting him the chance to strike.

At Match 22, Plankton is in hot water as he gets chased around by Mirage like a cat going after a mouse but so far, we have no idea if he even taste that good. Queen Tyr'ahnee isn't really having a good time as Mister Mind crawls all around her, pinching everywhere on her body. The little caterpillar happens to be quick too as he dodges her swats, could he be able to take her down?

At Match 27, the Town Punching Bags start the battle with a giant robot that looks like it could easily crush the Giant Localizers with one step. Unfortunately for the boys, the soldiers have high experience with taking down giant robots as evidence with their highly advanced military weapons. Now it looks like they have the upper hand now as missiles are being launched into their giant robot. Oh and once again, Butters' ballsacks gets assaulted again by a piece of missile debris; guess he'll be dragging himself around once more.

As all of this chaos unfold, who will be the winners of this round? Make sure you all cast your votes today!

Only one hour left, I can already taste those tears!

An hour left. Vote for Town Punching Bags.

>>19327
Deal, if you vote for Calvin and Hobbes. Actually Calvin and Butters could probably be a fitting team-up by itself.

>Just an hour left, I’m curious as to how our foes reacted to our crazed musical numbers
Oh Kermit they covered their ears the entire time, it’s rude and obnoxious, they couldn’t BEAR our singing! Waka waka
>Ok you actually made a somewhat funny joke that time but you’ve done better than that
I know, let’s see what the judges think?

Got a bad feeling that the 202 duo are gonna be 404'd.

>>19319

Meanwhile during Match 14
>You realize this means war, Doc!
>Yeah, and I'm already winning this war. You get the message that I'm tryin' to send?

A Goofy Movie: Stand Out | Sing-Along | Disney

>>19066
GOT THIS DONE JUST IN TIME. PLEASE VOTE FOR TOWN PUNCHING BAGS.

>>19336
You can't fool us, I know those devices you use to perform were components made by the government to manipulate our minds!!!

What are the best mashup this round has to offer?

And what kind of mashup do you want to see in the future rounds?

5 minutes left!

Those guy's watery eyes better taste good.

FUCK I WAS LATE AGAIN

CLEAR THE RAMP
30 SECONDS
MAY GOD BEBWITH YOU

>>19294

>>19351
*SHHHHHHHHHHHHLORP*

>>19354

>that result