/tnt/ - Tournaments & Events

Vote for Chicken Choice Judy for both smooth and hard synth rock!

Vote for Assholish Adult Swim Duo featuring Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force and The Monarch from Venture Bros.

Where's the OC Anchor? Anyway, vote for Pip and Butters (Town Punching Bags).

Oh dear, seems like tag team and possibly a few other contests in /co/ got caught in some jeopardy, told yeah bad things would happen if you didn’t drink Wilkins.
>And now a word from our sponsor
Ahoy matey, Care for some high seas wilkins brand coffee
>Nah
(Stabs wontkins off the plank) Make sure you tell Davy Jones it’s really good

I beg your pardon?

OC ANCHOR

BE A PLUNDERER LIKE US MATEY, LETS PLUNDER THE SEAS TOGETHER!!!

VOTE FOR THE PLUNDERES AND ENEMIES TURNED FRIENDS

VOTE FOR GOVERNMENT TARGETS!

>Come on, Kit. It's really easy, just enter the form and vote for us, no one else!
>Yes ma'am

>>18195
An if I may excuse, oh our new hosts, I think there's a problem with some of the nominations. They appear to be... Imageless...

>>18213
Aye capt'in. Already seeing some new images added the last time I checked.

>>18195
Two Odd Girls has the wrong image.

>>18212
uh oh lmao
This probably won't result in anything but I have a bad feeling this'll fuck someone over

Lets go Wonderlanders

I see you all less as humans, but as lowly worms. And I, of course, am the greatest worm of them all. Ergo, you should listen to me and do whatever I say. And that means voting for the Miniature Masterminds!
Our bodies may be small, but our plans are big! Our power is vast! And our machinations are far larger than any of you could possibly imagine!

So what's this?
THREE potential partners?
THREE routes of COPE BROKE MALDING RAGING PISSING SHITTING CRYING DYING BICKERING SUCKING SEETHING AND SNEEDING?
Or is me just being here enough?

>>18206
>>18199
Also reposting this from intermission thread.

Oh oh oh oh, vote for us, VOTE FOR US!!!!

>>18219
Come us, you know it's us you want! Those other two goodie-two shoes don't fit with your image at all! Besides, they're both just single entities, while we are an entire hivemind of smugness and mischievousness all packed into one adorable body!

Remember to vote for Corrupted Innocence for maximum fun!

>>18195
>Tfw Dr. Livesey is paired with the best catgirl

>the following is a paid political advertisement on behalf of John Major and Red Guy
>https://files.catbox.moe/ktdgkx.mp4
>we’re so sorry if the poll tax has been causing you distress in any way
>we’re so sorry if you’re not working
>can’t you look on it as unpaid holiday?
>god we’re sorry you’re all unhappy
>every single move we ever made was wrong
>though that awful era lingers all the time we crossed our fingers
>cause we knew that it was wicked all along!
>’cause ve vere only obeying orders
>and the one who made us do it all was “she”!
>yes, ve vere only obeying orders
>or she’d send us to straight to bed without our tea
>ve vere only obeying orders
>and we obeyed each order to the full
>but at least we didn’t go and decide to march on Poland
>Ve vere just obeying orders
>JAWOHL!
>she loathed the unions
>and though we loved them
>she insisted we exterminate the lot
>she made us sell off the family heirlooms
>and squander every penny that we got
>we made you homeless
>but under protest
>but we promise you it won’t occur again
>though a few choose to be martyrs
>she soon had their guts for garters
>and their balls nailed to the door of number ten
>ve vere only obeying orders
>and when we did these dreadful things we cried
>ve vere only obeying orders
>but deep down, we were always on your side
>ve vere only obeying orders
>and we had to watch our goosestep you can bet
>but we’re smashing fellows really
>we adore you people dearly
>so please can’t you forgive us
>and forget?
Vote for Don’t Vote Me, I’m Dull
>John, I think we should’ve picked a better name
>Well, what do you suggest?
>Maybe one that doesn’t tell people NOT to vote for us
>Oh dear….

Vote for the cutest yuri couple in the business! Vote Lumity! Vote Witch Love!
Or the sexiest on the board! Vote Jamity! Vote /co/'s favorite well-behaved... that's offensive.
It's a win-win either way!
>>18222
And it looks like YOU found your own yuri love.

The prophets Sonichu and Nathfield have united, to take Tag Team by storm. Make sure to vote for them! I know I don’t have to tell you twice, “But During The Entergage…”

>*blink* The breach of peace, fueled by a sprinkle of pandemonium. The vultures have come

Vote for Goths with Daddy Issues. Free cookies, I guess.

WAKE UP JOESPH, THE TOURNAMENT IS STARTING AGAIN, I ONCE AGAIN NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE IN WINNING THIS TOURNAMENT TOGETHER, WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

>>18235
Stealth threads?

>>18222
Ya got a good flash, the styles and wiles, y'know? Yeah, we kinda fit.
BUUUUT cap ain't so bad. Who else single-handedly sabotaged a whole tourney? Other than me of course.
And that Jenny - think of the ASSPAIN if I run alongside their first precious queen eh?

>Red Guy, I’m most concerned about our election prospects
>What you mean?
>Well, we don’t seem to be doing quite well in the polls
>Ah don’t worry, it’s not your fault. You’re just a ****
>Oh dear…

Wealth, fame, power. Stats the king of the tournament obtained this and everything else 4chan had to offer. And his dying words drove countless souls to the seas. “see you in Mr. /co/ 2021 everyone? If I die don't add The Batman Who Laughs” These words lured men to the grand line, pursuing dreams greater than they Ever dared to imagine. This is the time known as the great Tag Tournament era.
Come aboard, and bring along your family jewels Together we will find everything That we're looking for FAMILY JEWELS!
Jewels left behind It'll only slow us down Your family jewels will be your guide Raise the jewels, and take the helm That legendary jewels That the end of the family reveals Is only family jewels 'Till someone proves it real
Through it all, through all the troubled times Through the heartache, and it's porn, Know that it's porn it's porn porn get it funny!
So come aboard, and bring along All your family jewels Together we will find the faaaaaaamily jewwwwwwwels
There's always room for you If you wanna be my family jewels
We are, we are, on the family jewels! FAMILY JEWELS!

Vote Team Pumpkin Heads, Halloween is eternal!

The (Corporate) Merge is on! Vote “But During The Entergage…”

Vote for the sensational duo. Tangle and Whisper!

>Just realized the miser bros didn’t make it in
HOLD IT HOOOOOLD IT! Sorry folks looks like we have no say here as mr fight Christmas this time around
>ITS YOUR FAULT THAT THE TOURNAMENT WAS HELD FROZEN FOR AWHILE
Oh really hot shot, I beg to differ, it was beyond our control this time around. Fortunately north wind never had any influence this time around

Please vote for me and my best friend Molly! Vote Team Mollibby! We would be very grateful if you did that...

>>18245
remember to vote for The Family Jewels anon

Don't forget to vote for most wholesome due

>>18263
only if you vote us back! Isn't that right, Ur-Pete?
...oh he's busy shitting in the recycling bin. Oh dear.

>>18228
>Dykes

Vote for the hottest young couple in/out of comics, Atop the 4th Wall with Superboy Prime and Gwenpool!

Please, Gwen and Clark were told by their parents to do something, anything else this week other than sit around NEETing it up in their basement like usual

The following is a paid political advertisement on behalf of Don’t Vote Me, I’m Dull
>Whatcha! Two pounds please matey!
>I beg your pardon?
>Thread Toll guv, Two quid!
>Thread Toll? You can’t charge me to lurk the thread!
>You gotta raise money somehow!
>What, to improve the threads?
>No, to pay for totally cocking up the tournament! Hah-Ho!
>Truth…alright then there you are, two quid
>Two pounds please
>Stone me, I’ve just paid you!
>Nah, you’ve gotta pay a toll to pay the toll! It’s the toll toll. This money costs money you know guv!
>Oh dear why do we keep voting for you…

>>18232
Something tells me it's gonna be a long night.

>>18239
>Who else single-handedly sabotaged a whole tourney? Other than me of course.
Well, there was that, for the lack of a better word, bitch during the latest Ms. /co/... Actually, she would've been a better fit for that larper, since they both came so close and yet failed to stick the landing.
>>18228
Huh... Can this really be called yuri if we're both technically genderless beings?
>>18269
Hey, it's you! The puppet! Our best buddy from mr. /co/! We totally didn't remember you existed five seconds ago, by the way. Saaay, how about the two of us qualifiers losers have ourselves a sweet little deal and vote for each other's teams? And don't pretend like you're better than making a deal with the devil, you're a politician for Mutt's sake.

>>18271
Me, work with you? I have a reputation to uphold! A bad one….
Oh dear.

>>18265
That's right, Matt. Vote for Wholesome!

>>18266
you will get my vote

>>18206
Vote for Match Maden Heaven for the lulz

freedom sex

I will only vote for your team if they kiss my wife.

>>18274
Team neighbors couldn't make it. I'll vote for your team, you sick bastard.

>>18228
>Vote for the cutest yuri couple in the business!
Ahem. Isn't there someone you're forgetting?

Vote or

C'mon everybody pick us, pick us, pick us.

Me and Sid are the best sidekicks!

>>18240
You're never forgettin' about me. I'm living RENT FREE, baby!
>>18271
Oh yeeaah, Shirley. In fact - there she is! Stop fellatin' the dog and gimme some sugar!

>>18286
Hey! Stop discussing with that talking spaghetti and win this with that stupid dog so you two can get me a new chair!

>>18288
>>18290
>Not "It's My Horse"

>>18289
Curb your greed, old man. I will consort with whichever carbohydrate I wish. If you desired a place to sit so badly you would have earned 2022's throne.

*blink* I missed saying this, what are you guys listening to right now?

>>18292
I don't care too much about doing a tag team /v/ tourney, but I just came up with the perfect team idea on the spot.

>>18299
The Chicken Choice Judy cassette rip
Infinity Train Soundtrack - Introducing: Chicken Choice Judy (Cassette Rip)

>>18295
Why not, NSA got his own lewds.

>>18299
The Times They Aren’t A Changin’ - Spitting Inage
(If you want to see the actual video for this song, which I recommend, go here: https://file.io/VWguGRjCe6aw . I’d have used Catbox, but it’s currently not working. Oh dear…)

>>18307
>the embedded video got distorted
Oh dear…perhaps a simple mp3 file would work better…

Which team has the cutest marketable plushies?

>>18306
A /lit/ character actually, so in a way it's a fitting opponent for Battler

>>18310
Wonderlanders

>>18310
Well, I’m afraid I never received one of those little plush dolls, but my face was made into a marketable Cling-On Magnet. That’s just as good, r-right?

Hilda... get in the robot.

>>18310
So cute that you have to pay over a thousand dollars for the Pip one.

>>18280
While you're cute and even moe you can't compete with...
>>18310
This! Look at me and my cuddly batata~

>>18310
No Nathfield plushies yet sadly, here’s hoping Nathen Mazri will be able to deliver them one day.

>>18310

We're so adorable

Going to end this qualifiers with a BOOM

>>18310
ACK

Make sure you give the more obscure teams some love too. They would definitely make the tournament much more interesting.

*blink* Of all things considered, I hope Ruber is still around to join us. It wouldn't be the same without him and the monarch around.

>>18299
TOMOKI HIRATA - Ain't It Good (Original Vocal Mix)
Been on a house music kick

>>18206
>13 hours left

So, you voted for my team right? I mean I don’t care either way but, you probably should.

>>18244
>Halloween is eternal!
You can say that again!

Wait, what the hell do you mean 'it's still on'?
Tag Team's happening and no one informed me?
And they're trying to pair me up with my uncomfortably obsessed stalker of a sponge?!

SHIT, SHIT, SHIT I must prepare!
HENCHMEN! Get to work, vote for me and the milkshake! I won't spend an entire tournament cooped up with that amorous, porous, sexual assaulting monarch-o-phile!

21 and 24! You two get off your asses and get through qualifiers as well, I'll need all the support I can get!

>>18382
Thanks for letting me know doc, rigging for Lovely Couple right now.

>>18385
In the words of a certain waterfowl, "You're despicable."

>>18389
ded like your dad lmao

vote for any of them

>>18395
>>18396
>Even worse
Now hold on there, I see no reason to insult the fine people of Britain. Fifty years on from now, Britain will still be the country of long shadows on county grounds, warm beer, invincible green suburbs, dog lovers and pools fillers and, as George Orwell said, 'Old maids bicycling to holy communion through the morning mist' and, if we get our way, Shakespeare will still be read even in school. I will agree however, that the French are rather dreadful.

Don't fucking vote for that abomination. You know which one I'm talking about.

Destiny...
Fate...
Jewels...
These unstoppable ideals are held deep in the family jewels
As long as there are people who seek freedom in this life
These family jewels shall not vanish from the earth...
People tell me my jewels in the clouds
I don't care what they say because i'm dreamin' of family jewels
You are the family jewels i've found
So bright, so bold yet so elusive
It's hard to look away even though it's blinding me
There are no words to describe how I feel inside
I'm really really stuck on family jewels wow wow
I have to follow my family jewels however crazy they seem
And I won't stop 'til I get family jewels, you will see
You're all I need to have the family jewels
Believe in Family Jewels!
I'm gonna follow my family jewels however crazy they seem
I'm gonna share them with you, a love so true
You're all I want, together we can move on
Live how we family jewels!
There is no limit to us, we have the power of family jewels
And we don't wanna live ordinary jewels
We have the chance to live in family jewels
Believe in Family Jewels!

>>18397
>Now hold on there, I see no reason to insult the fine people of Britain.

Yeah, there is a good reason. They are British.

>>18398
...

>>18400
Oh dear….

>>18206
GOOD AFTERNOOOOOON /tnt/! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another hour closer to Ian (yes, THE Danger Fan) being qualified in Tag Team! Make sure to save your tears, Duckulafag, for the upcoming bracket when /ourcorgi/ re-enters the spotlight!

You voted for “But During The Entergage…” right Anon? Wouldn’t wanna let down Nathfield and Malik Al Mulk do you? Cause if you do, you’ll be a prime target for Bill Cramer and his Reddit troll Army. Do the right thing!

Vote for Ren and Stimpy. They are completely inoffensive.