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Oh dear, seems like tag team and possibly a few other contests in /co/ got caught in some jeopardy, told yeah bad things would happen if you didn’t drink Wilkins. >And now a word from our sponsor Ahoy matey, Care for some high seas wilkins brand coffee >Nah (Stabs wontkins off the plank) Make sure you tell Davy Jones it’s really good
I see you all less as humans, but as lowly worms. And I, of course, am the greatest worm of them all. Ergo, you should listen to me and do whatever I say. And that means voting for the Miniature Masterminds! Our bodies may be small, but our plans are big! Our power is vast! And our machinations are far larger than any of you could possibly imagine!
So what's this? THREE potential partners? THREE routes of COPE BROKE MALDING RAGING PISSING SHITTING CRYING DYING BICKERING SUCKING SEETHING AND SNEEDING? Or is me just being here enough?
>>18219 Come us, you know it's us you want! Those other two goodie-two shoes don't fit with your image at all! Besides, they're both just single entities, while we are an entire hivemind of smugness and mischievousness all packed into one adorable body!
Remember to vote for Corrupted Innocence for maximum fun!
>the following is a paid political advertisement on behalf of John Major and Red Guy >https://files.catbox.moe/ktdgkx.mp4 >we’re so sorry if the poll tax has been causing you distress in any way >we’re so sorry if you’re not working >can’t you look on it as unpaid holiday? >god we’re sorry you’re all unhappy >every single move we ever made was wrong >though that awful era lingers all the time we crossed our fingers >cause we knew that it was wicked all along! >’cause ve vere only obeying orders >and the one who made us do it all was “she”! >yes, ve vere only obeying orders >or she’d send us to straight to bed without our tea >ve vere only obeying orders >and we obeyed each order to the full >but at least we didn’t go and decide to march on Poland >Ve vere just obeying orders >JAWOHL! >she loathed the unions >and though we loved them >she insisted we exterminate the lot >she made us sell off the family heirlooms >and squander every penny that we got >we made you homeless >but under protest >but we promise you it won’t occur again >though a few choose to be martyrs >she soon had their guts for garters >and their balls nailed to the door of number ten >ve vere only obeying orders >and when we did these dreadful things we cried >ve vere only obeying orders >but deep down, we were always on your side >ve vere only obeying orders >and we had to watch our goosestep you can bet >but we’re smashing fellows really >we adore you people dearly >so please can’t you forgive us >and forget? Vote for Don’t Vote Me, I’m Dull >John, I think we should’ve picked a better name >Well, what do you suggest? >Maybe one that doesn’t tell people NOT to vote for us >Oh dear….
Vote for the cutest yuri couple in the business! Vote Lumity! Vote Witch Love! Or the sexiest on the board! Vote Jamity! Vote /co/'s favorite well-behaved... that's offensive. It's a win-win either way! >>18222 And it looks like YOU found your own yuri love.
The prophets Sonichu and Nathfield have united, to take Tag Team by storm. Make sure to vote for them! I know I don’t have to tell you twice, “But During The Entergage…”
WAKE UP JOESPH, THE TOURNAMENT IS STARTING AGAIN, I ONCE AGAIN NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE IN WINNING THIS TOURNAMENT TOGETHER, WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
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>>18222 Ya got a good flash, the styles and wiles, y'know? Yeah, we kinda fit. BUUUUT cap ain't so bad. Who else single-handedly sabotaged a whole tourney? Other than me of course. And that Jenny - think of the ASSPAIN if I run alongside their first precious queen eh?
>Red Guy, I’m most concerned about our election prospects >What you mean? >Well, we don’t seem to be doing quite well in the polls >Ah don’t worry, it’s not your fault. You’re just a **** >Oh dear…
Wealth, fame, power. Stats the king of the tournament obtained this and everything else 4chan had to offer. And his dying words drove countless souls to the seas. “see you in Mr. /co/ 2021 everyone? If I die don't add The Batman Who Laughs” These words lured men to the grand line, pursuing dreams greater than they Ever dared to imagine. This is the time known as the great Tag Tournament era. Come aboard, and bring along your family jewels Together we will find everything That we're looking for FAMILY JEWELS! Jewels left behind It'll only slow us down Your family jewels will be your guide Raise the jewels, and take the helm That legendary jewels That the end of the family reveals Is only family jewels 'Till someone proves it real Through it all, through all the troubled times Through the heartache, and it's porn, Know that it's porn it's porn porn get it funny! So come aboard, and bring along All your family jewels Together we will find the faaaaaaamily jewwwwwwwels There's always room for you If you wanna be my family jewels We are, we are, on the family jewels! FAMILY JEWELS!
>Just realized the miser bros didn’t make it in HOLD IT HOOOOOLD IT! Sorry folks looks like we have no say here as mr fight Christmas this time around >ITS YOUR FAULT THAT THE TOURNAMENT WAS HELD FROZEN FOR AWHILE Oh really hot shot, I beg to differ, it was beyond our control this time around. Fortunately north wind never had any influence this time around
Vote for the hottest young couple in/out of comics, Atop the 4th Wall with Superboy Prime and Gwenpool!
Please, Gwen and Clark were told by their parents to do something, anything else this week other than sit around NEETing it up in their basement like usual
The following is a paid political advertisement on behalf of Don’t Vote Me, I’m Dull >Whatcha! Two pounds please matey! >I beg your pardon? >Thread Toll guv, Two quid! >Thread Toll? You can’t charge me to lurk the thread! >You gotta raise money somehow! >What, to improve the threads? >No, to pay for totally cocking up the tournament! Hah-Ho! >Truth…alright then there you are, two quid >Two pounds please >Stone me, I’ve just paid you! >Nah, you’ve gotta pay a toll to pay the toll! It’s the toll toll. This money costs money you know guv! >Oh dear why do we keep voting for you…
>>18239 >Who else single-handedly sabotaged a whole tourney? Other than me of course. Well, there was that, for the lack of a better word, bitch during the latest Ms. /co/... Actually, she would've been a better fit for that larper, since they both came so close and yet failed to stick the landing. >>18228 Huh... Can this really be called yuri if we're both technically genderless beings? >>18269 Hey, it's you! The puppet! Our best buddy from mr. /co/! We totally didn't remember you existed five seconds ago, by the way. Saaay, how about the two of us qualifiers losers have ourselves a sweet little deal and vote for each other's teams? And don't pretend like you're better than making a deal with the devil, you're a politician for Mutt's sake.
>>18240 You're never forgettin' about me. I'm living RENT FREE, baby! >>18271 Oh yeeaah, Shirley. In fact - there she is! Stop fellatin' the dog and gimme some sugar!
>>18287 >But During The Entergage... >Team Giant Localizers >Charlie In The Polls >For Free >Coco Coco Rada Rada >Don't Vote Me, I'm Dull >Match Maden Heaven >12 Dollar Budget
>>18287 Some clever ones that aren't just describing the contestants: >The Resurgence >Renagades >Corrupted Innocence >Propane all over the cosmos >Rei and Asuka >Atop the 4th wall >12 Dollar Budget >Wholesome >Bitch in Sheep's Clothing >The Never-Ending War >But During the Entergage >No Respect >Coomer Anon Forgot To Come Up With Name
>>18289 Curb your greed, old man. I will consort with whichever carbohydrate I wish. If you desired a place to sit so badly you would have earned 2022's throne.
>>18298 Isn't the entire point that Battler and 47 want to fight each other though? In that case it should be something like Battler and Mario vs 47 and Wario, Geno or Dante.
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>>18299 The Times They Aren’t A Changin’ - Spitting Inage (If you want to see the actual video for this song, which I recommend, go here: https://file.io/VWguGRjCe6aw . I’d have used Catbox, but it’s currently not working. Oh dear…)
>>18305 Yes but it would be funny if they got paired up with each other somehow. >Battler and Mario If we're going full TFR, then Battler must be paired up with Phoenix Wright, and 47 with Max Payne.
>>18310 Well, I’m afraid I never received one of those little plush dolls, but my face was made into a marketable Cling-On Magnet. That’s just as good, r-right?
So, if nothing gets cleared up, tourneys will be restricted to /tnt/. With this in mind, how would you suggest we promote this place in a way that gets as many people informed without pissing off the mods?
>>18347 Thing is, promoting this on 4chan is probably not possible because you are effectively advertising. Maybe someone with some pocket change could buy a 4chan custom ad that links to /tnt/.
Also if you link to plus4chan on any posts, they'll consider it advertisement to an alt chan and will ban you.
We should probably make a booru.plus for the tourney like Queen and King /v/ has seeing as registration is closed for the current one ad we don't know if someone who has access to the cirrent one is here.
Wait, what the hell do you mean 'it's still on'? Tag Team's happening and no one informed me? And they're trying to pair me up with my uncomfortably obsessed stalker of a sponge?!
SHIT, SHIT, SHIT I must prepare! HENCHMEN! Get to work, vote for me and the milkshake! I won't spend an entire tournament cooped up with that amorous, porous, sexual assaulting monarch-o-phile!
21 and 24! You two get off your asses and get through qualifiers as well, I'll need all the support I can get!
>>18395 >>18396 >Even worse Now hold on there, I see no reason to insult the fine people of Britain. Fifty years on from now, Britain will still be the country of long shadows on county grounds, warm beer, invincible green suburbs, dog lovers and pools fillers and, as George Orwell said, 'Old maids bicycling to holy communion through the morning mist' and, if we get our way, Shakespeare will still be read even in school. I will agree however, that the French are rather dreadful.
Destiny... Fate... Jewels... These unstoppable ideals are held deep in the family jewels As long as there are people who seek freedom in this life These family jewels shall not vanish from the earth... People tell me my jewels in the clouds I don't care what they say because i'm dreamin' of family jewels You are the family jewels i've found So bright, so bold yet so elusive It's hard to look away even though it's blinding me There are no words to describe how I feel inside I'm really really stuck on family jewels wow wow I have to follow my family jewels however crazy they seem And I won't stop 'til I get family jewels, you will see You're all I need to have the family jewels Believe in Family Jewels! I'm gonna follow my family jewels however crazy they seem I'm gonna share them with you, a love so true You're all I want, together we can move on Live how we family jewels! There is no limit to us, we have the power of family jewels And we don't wanna live ordinary jewels We have the chance to live in family jewels Believe in Family Jewels!
>>18206 GOOD AFTERNOOOOOON /tnt/! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another hour closer to Ian (yes, THE Danger Fan) being qualified in Tag Team! Make sure to save your tears, Duckulafag, for the upcoming bracket when /ourcorgi/ re-enters the spotlight!
You voted for “But During The Entergage…” right Anon? Wouldn’t wanna let down Nathfield and Malik Al Mulk do you? Cause if you do, you’ll be a prime target for Bill Cramer and his Reddit troll Army. Do the right thing!
With the low amount of teams and how many heavy hitters were forgotten to be nominated, we will either have a chaotic and fun 128 or the worst one yet. Prepare yourselves.
>>18395 >>18396 They're Polish, it's literally in the name. I'm pretty sure they're like the only Polish cartoon that's at least somewhat well-known internationally.
Previous year the heavy hitters were the explosives and the plunderers but it turned out they were all rigged by you know. So we have no clue who is going to be a heavy hitter this year.
>>18411 3 2020 elite eight teams, Wallace and Gromit, Mickey and Oswald, and Miguel and Tulio weren't nominated. While they were never elite eight, the Miser Bros were staples of the threads and failed the nomination due to the nomination being done wrong.
>>18411 We'll know when the results are up and we see who has the higher seed. But a year ago, I believe the higher seed belonged to Black and White Spies
>>18416 Probably because the brackets aren't randomized in TT, if I remember right they were the first team on the poll. Characters at the very top and very bottom have a slight advantage because voters be lazy. Some teams also have used off-model fanart instead of recognizable pictures so lazy skimmers might have missed them too. I agree with >>18408 we're gonna have a weird (and potentially great) tournament.
Anyone has regrets of not nominating a team you couldn't or didn't remember until now? For me, I wanted to nominate Tai Lung with Death from Puss in Boots but sadly the one month rule screwed him. At least Shen is a good replacement.
I must say many aren’t active at this very moment, but I’m still here and free once more, you’ll all feel the wrath of not drinking Wilkins, you never took a shot at it
>>18417 >It would be rather delightful if you’d vote “Don’t Vote Me, I’m Dull”. Red Guy is a rather nice chap, and I’m sure he’d appreciate your support just as much as I would >I don’t really care >Now is not the time for jokes Red >I’m not joking >Oh dear…
>If you don’t nominate before it’s too late >THAT’S a technical foul >If you don’t qualify, then say goodbye >Cause that’s a technical foul >If you don’t make round 1, better find a loaded gun >Cause that’s a technical foul >If you nominate an OC, >You’d better turn and flee >Cause that’s a technical foul >You will feel Temp’s wrath >If you samefag and pretend >Your life will come to an end >Cause that’s a technical foul >We’ll show you no mercy >This is such bullshit >In this thread we say bullSPIT! >Or it’s a technical foul >A technical foul! >So let me get this straight, you expect me to convince these losers on the internet to vote for us in this popularity contest, despite being relatively obscure characters >You got it bub! >Or you could go rot on Page 10, it’s up to you Yankee Doodle
>>18444 Sure why not, I finally got around to watching Eight Crazy Nights and that character wasn't even annoying like everyone said he was. He was sweet.
>>18446 Welp, 'tis a long story. We started good, things went bad, something about the mods blabbering about, we got moved to /trash/, and the main tournaments might be too.
>>18446 Picture this. >Brak's dad: The mods >Me: Temp >Brak's mom: Every single anon, roleplayer and avatar here witnessing the massacre >Petroleum: Tag Team in /co/ You can figure out the rest.
>>18451 >>18456 Well that’s rather chaotic, if I were mr /co/lympus and had started my ruberian age I surely would’ve prevented such disgrace. But enough of that, we’re here today to be qualified to win. WITH PRIDE AND GLORY to all who follow us
>>18457 Assholish Adult Swim Duo. Master Shake is a villain who thinks he's a hero and The Monarch is a determined supervillain who is not only pretty bad at it, he often is forced to fight other bad guys. They are both pretty funny.
As we near closer and closer to the end of the qualifiers, I’d like to ask if any of you have any predictions about the results? I predict that I will do well. Then again, I also predicted participating in the ERM wouldn’t bugger up the economy, so I might not be the best source…
>>18467 I want this, but at the same time I want more to see Ruber win Mr. /co/ first. If Midna managed to recover herself after losing badly in r2, then Ruber can also do the same this year.
>>18463 >>18467 >>18473 People have forgotten that Ruber was nearly a OC juggernaut. Within the two rounds he was in he managed to get more OC than majority of round 2 contestants.
If people TRY this with a good Ruber campaign he can snowball like Jack Garland this year.
>Live! >From the deep dark depths of autism from 4chan! >This is F4G News! >With your host Orel Peterson. >Accompanying him is the Great Doctor Ahab for ptoviding visuals. >Along Conspiracy Theory Charles for editting. >All brought to by the magical tastes of Goldfish Crackers. >Snap your smile back with Goldfish Crackers over at your local store today. >And now here is your host... >OREL..... PETERSON!!!!
Hello there my favorite mother fuckers. It is I, Orel Peterson. Here yet again to spread well known facts and autism to this very community. Here today we are gathered here for what is known as the most disastrous tournament last year to now being known as the most cursed tournament this year. The Tag Team Tournament. Oh yes folks, we are here yet again to see what kind of chaos is going to be spread in a board that goes slow as balls. But who knows after the tournaments got cancelled from 4chan, maybe this board will start picking up some traction.
Speaking of that. We have our little underaged but well meaning member to thank for the tournaments being cancelled. But honestly I don't blame him. No. I honestly do think he was improving. I mean comparing him to the competition, I actually think Temp might actually deserve an award for actually trying to improve than another certain anon we don't talk about, who still makes threads about himself like how Luna Media tries making himself the next Chris Chan.... who the fuck wants to the be the next Chris Chan?! Seriously?! Do they want to fuck their mom as well?! If they do they better be hot! Seriously... have you seen Barbara lately. That bitch looks like she needs a fucking steak in her system. Good god.... anyways onto to our next subject.
Tag team! The constantly controversial contest that can't catch a break. After The Grinch and Jack Skellington won the contests have been having one controversy after the next. Such as who's hosting since the first (OP) quit due to range bans, who's running it now, should we change the rules, should we post on the main site, and roleplayers being exposed. Yeah it wasn't a good year but it was something better than nothing. Except for 2021... no one talks about 2021. It was so bad that every anon thought it killed the tournaments and the reason tournaments were dying was because of roleplayers. Of course that is debatable, but really can you blame the mods. Have you seen the kind of shit that happened in the Legion Threads.
But then again, The Legion threads were fun. So were the tournaments. Really the jannies are the ones at fault here for breaking the words the mods clearly made to our favorite anon to okay the tournaments. Then again with PsyAnon gone, it is up to me to report on the highlights... with text... because still no money at the moment but hey a visual advertisement throught text should start giving us some money.
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"I, Chaos-sama, EMPEROR of evil and South Park proudly reign over:
The Monarch, monarch of all jobbers and my slave.
Lord FARTquaad, my one and only true jester and pocket-sized slave.
Pip, my partner for this tournament and other slave.
ZorCRAP, who I have become far stronger than.
Ruber, whose quest my friends needlessly warned me about.
The Coon, who cried like a b-word once he saw my full power.
ZimPLE, who provided a light workout and awakened my wish to become the Strongest In The Universe.
Wilkins, who got rid of most of my fodder enemies after I cunningly provoked him by calling his coffee icky just as PLANNED.
Surge, whose incomparably puny electricity availed her not a WHIT and was rightfully cast out of the Sonic franchise by my hammer of chaos.
Captain John (aka toilet) Silver, whose hour-long sparring session gave me uncontrollable power level gains so massive even the time spent in conversion therapy cannot compare.
(You), who will be voting for Town Punching Bags or else.
My Dad, whose """power"" I am not scared of (I hope he doesn't ground me for being mean, but I am also too amused to worry…)"
collaborate kə-ˈla-bə-ˌrāt [VERB] To work jointly with others or together for a common goal. >Ex: As a team, WordGirl and Martha collaborate to enter the tag team tournament (with your vote).
>>18532 Concluding this round tend to take some time If is like the other tourneys from last year, I believe you'll not finish until one hour after the timing ends Either way, better close the poll so the votes are not edited
>>18556 We should make a list of all the obvious condenders who didn't make it. I personally noticed not any main ATHF characters really made it besides Master Shake
>>18571 Agreed, Coayy and Samaritanon, I understand this is difficult for a first time, but you should be able to have already covered the first 10 nominees.
>>18583 I still have doubts over whether Tiny Toons should be considered a part of the regular Looney Tunes or a separate franchise. I believe there are no precedents for this kind of situation in the main tournaments.
I guess we're going with them for now but maybe we should do like NSA and put this to a vote in the finale.
>>18581 Fun fact, there’s two episodes in the 60s where he does in fact talk. One was at the end of a safari episode and quoted “Why can’t men be more like animals” and another where he has full dialogue. Didn’t talk anywhere else
>>18604 'tis because of me and my fellow plunderers that we've stolen your spotlight. I with Ruber managed to get a total of four more pirates in our crew to help us in our conquest of Tag-Team.
>>18599 I'm more interested to see the disparity between the characters. Was it close? Was there a gap? Did they almost make the bracket or were they nowhere near? The suspense is killing me. Who's been blown the fuck out?
>>18609 What will happen indeed….THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! YOU ALL VOTED AGAINST ME?!? AM I BEING CONSPIRED AGAINST?!? THAT DOES IT! MAY THE SOULS OF TOSSED AWAY WILKINS CUPS OF COFFEE CURSE EVERY FUTURE TOURNAMENT
>63TH PLACE?!! WHAT THE FUCK?! Grrr at least Starline and that Egg guy are out! >R-relax Surge, w-we can still do this together, people with lower seeds have done better than us >I guess you're right
>>18619 >Danger Mouse I thought that whole thing was Penfold fans cucking themselves? Then again I imagine if you like Penfold you probably like DM too, it's not the same as Ian fans being their own weird beast.
>>18600 So, is this going to be like the other competitions? You and me trying to survive the host's shenanigans? Oh, I see these new hosts aren't Chris, I guess that's an improvement.
>>18629 No one stands out as rigged to me, but I definitely think John Major wouldn't be that high if he wasn't attached to a DHMIS character. I'm surprised Buster and Babs aren't higher after the reboot incest fiasco.
I also like how we have A Boy and His Dog, and A Dog and His Boy. I hope they get a matchup lol
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>>18643 >I definitely think John Major wouldn't be that high if he wasn't attached to a DHMIS character. Oh dear…I think I feel a song coming on… >(open file) >How I hated Harold Wilson, he was power-mad >then I deeply loathed Jim Callaghan instead >Don’t bother to excuse, Sir Alec Douglas-Home >And god I wish Ted Heath would just drop dead >I detested Mrs. Thatcher more than anyone >I laughed my head off when I saw her cry >But I’d rather one of them, to our current PM >And here’s the very simple reason why >YOU JUST CAN’T HATE JOHN MAJOR! >Though god knows, please help us, we’ve tried >It’s right to hate the leader, but he’s such a boring bleeder >Just leaves us feeling empty deep inside >No we just can’t hate John Major >That’s too much emotion to feel >For an insomniac’s dream, and accountant from Cheam >Who’s suits cannot cost a great deal >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! >We hate the way he made us poor and homeless >We hate the fact he left us cold and blue >We hate to see his kip rammed right up Bush’s bum >But hating him’s impossible to do >But hating him’s to impossible to do! >Even I don’t hate him very much! >You just can’t hate John Major! >In spite all the crap things he’s done >No you can’t feel aggression >Though he caused the recession >And his facial hair has hardly begun >Oh we wish we could hate John Major >The rest they can all go to hell >But despite all his failure, you just can’t hate John Major >”And my wife’s quite inoffensive as well” >”Tickets please everyone!” >You just can’t hate John Major! >oooo-oooo >You just can’t hate John Major! >oooo-hooo >You just can’t hate John Major! >You just can’t hate John Major!
>>18631 >Well, maybe they will be more lucky in the next tourney. I really hope so... >I guess with the free time I have now I'm going to funpost on 4chan Have fun, anon! I'll stay here...