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No.14463
Shitposter ShowdownBallsanon !uRPRozIDdg
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Alright time for funposter showdown in the autism arena!
Every tournament we see funposters, some bad and some endearing, so lets find out who or what is the best of the worst!
You've until 7pm est tomorrow to submit at least 16 nominees (if we have enough for 32 that'd be great)
if we have 16 exactly we'll go straight into round 1, if we've more we'll put them up to a vote and once we've got our top 16 for the first round only the contenders will be randomized for maximum CHAOS
>So who're we submitting?
any common place meme (Five minute freeza, rumourposting, etc)
>avatarfags
>tripfags
memes will only need 4 replies to get submitted, avatars will need at least 7 and tripfags 10
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>>14463
I am very much interested to colle- I mean participate in this fun tournament.

Nominating Trazyn the Infinite
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>>14466
I nominate Team Getter (Hayato and Ryouma)
>>14466
Supporting
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Nominating Lori Loud and Bobby Santiago.
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>>14466
>>14468
>>14471
>>14472
Supporting.
And nominating myself, Orel Peterson.
F4G say, "Merry Christmas Mother Fucker!"
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I nomiante PSYCHOPATHscholars
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>>14463
Nominating Grimm as the embodiment of Aliceposting.
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>>14463
Nominating Chaos as the living embodiment of... Chaos.
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>>14463
I heard a rumour that I was being nominated for some shitty internet tournament again.
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I nominate Madame Clairvoya who asks for predictions everytime a round is about to end
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Nominating your yuri queen Amity Blight.
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Nominating Koishi, even though she already won.
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>>14466 (get in!)
>>14468
>>14471
>>14472
>>14473
>>14474
>>14475
>>14476
14477<< (I prefer Goku separated)
>>14478
>>14479
>>14480
>>14481
>>14482
14483<< (you forgot to say your name, Nyarly)
>>14484
>>14486
>>14487
>>14488
14489<< (The Flop House sucks, Disney sucks)
>>14490
14491<< (I prefer Zorak with the rest of the Plunderers)
>>14492
Sponsoring.
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I am not interested in conflicted antagonists. Nor, for that matter, is anyone else. People want a bad guy they can hate unequivocally. Someone whose brutal demise they can cheer without remorse. Life, sadly, rarely treats them to such a luxury. And here are all these actors, trying to muddy things with moral complexity. F-ck that, I say. And I'll not have it. I am not the hero in my own story. I am the bad guy. I have no end in mind that justifies my means. There are no skeletons in my closet, no abusive childhood or inciting misery that might expiate my vile behavior. Nor am I insane. I know the difference between good and evil. And I am fully capable of empathizing with the pain, emotional or physical, of others. No sociopath, I. Rather, I simply prefer bad over good. Wrong over right. Sick over healthy. Untrue over true.

I nominate Mario, it should have been him...
No.14497
Anonymous
14493<<
You also suck.
No.14499
Anonymous
>>14496 (right, go head Mr. Video Game)
>>14498 (our favorite jobber)
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>>14466
>>14468
>>14471
>>14472
>>14473
>>14474
>>14476
>>14475
>>14477
>>14478
>>14479
>>14480
>>14481
>>14482
>>14483
>>14484
>>14486
>>14487
>>14488
>>14489
>>14490
>>14491
>>14492
>>14493
Are Legion of Doom Thread memes allowed? They were a few anons excited for the competition and roleplaying it into their threadly story.
Cause if so, I am nominating Black Manta from the 2019 tournaments, Azula's Manager and Father Figure and master of Tonya Harding-ing the competition.
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Nominating Explosivas
No.14503
Anonymous
>>14501 (I think so)
>>14502
More sponsorships.
No.14506
Anonymous
>>14504
14505<< (already sponsoring as part of the Plunderers)
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I nominate Zant
No.14508
Anonymous
>>14507
Go ahead.
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>>14504
Nominating agent 47, also Battler is GAAAAAAYYYY
No.14514
Anonymous
>>14510
>>14512 (so why are you supporting him?)
More supports.
No.14515
Anonymous
No.14517
Anonymous
>>14516
Literally get in!
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>>14493
Or how about this
Nominating Asterikposting in general
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>>14472
>>14498
>>14507
>>14504
Nominating Asuka
No.14521
Anonymous
>>14463
The only one worth voting for. Everyone else is a literally who
No.14522
Anonymous
>>14518
Fuck, I meant this one
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>>14463
Nominating Boarbro so that he can make people job.
>>14484
>>14486
>>14488
>>14490
>>14492
>>14496
>>14498
>>14504
>>14507
>>14510
>>14512
>>14516
Supporting
No.14529
Anonymous
>>14528
Support.
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Nominating Senator Armstrong, our greatest king
No.14531
Anonymous
>>14530
Supporting.
No.14532
Anonymous
>>14472
>>14473
>>14478
>>14479
>>14476
>>14483
>>14493
>>14504
>>14516
>>14518
These are the only decent ones that are part of the tourney history, everyone else is either a tryhard faggot or zero effort attention whore.
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Nominating ENA the Great Slayer of propane
No.14534
Anonymous
>>14532
>anon hates Aliceposting
No.14536
Anonymous
>>14532
>>14534
>He also likes Spinel.
No.14537
Anonymous
>>14533
BOOM!
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>>14532
>He isn't fan of historians and architects

Such a shame.
No.14539
Anonymous
Replies:>>14541
Is this the biggest cancer killing the tournaments competition?

>14468
muh ebin off-topic /a/ dino samefag :DD
>14471
>14489
muh ebin dtvaustim roleplay :DD
>14471
what comic, cartoon or video game character is this?
>14487
>14528
>14501
literally who
>14475
>14477
>14498
>14516
muh ebin /dbs/ tourist funposters :DD
>14496
muh ebin obnoxious spammer :DD


>14466
>14476
>14479
>14480
>14481
>14482
>14483
>14484
>14488
>14490
>14504
>14507
>14512
you guys are alright but these are also blatant stealth king nominations at this point
No.14540
Anonymous
>>14534
Honestly I dislike Aliceposting too, at the very least the kind that only involves spamming "ALICE". Mansley and Rogard are alright though.
No.14541
Anonymous
>>14539
>The Loud House.
>DTVA.
At least say "Nickautism".
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nominating Stats
No.14543
Anonymous
>>14542
Supported.
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Nominating trans ENA.
No.14546
Anonymous
14545<<
No.
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Nominating Jackie Lynn Thomas
No.14550
Anonymous
14549<<
>More DTVA carpet munchers.
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>>14504
Nominating Eggman, unarguably the biggest jobber.
No.14553
Anonymous
>>14552
Supporting Robotnik.
No.14556
Anonymous
No.14557
Anonymous
>>14533
support
No.14558
Anonymous
>>14463
You should put the hosts and the judges in the OP. BTW, are you using J3nny?
No.14561
Anonymous
>>14552
Supporting for a jobber match between him and Battler
No.14563
Anonymous
Replies:>>14565
>>14471
>>14475
>>14489
>>14493
>>14496
>>14526
>>14545
>>14549
Supporting cause this is the funpost tournament, not just favorite memes.
No.14565
Anonymous
>>14563
Libby isn't a nominee.
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>>14463
Nominating ejaculating fish
No.14567
Anonymous
14566<<
No.
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>>14502
supporting, and i gotta figure out who to pair izzy with for tag team this year
No.14570
Anonymous
>>14568
How does the ineligibility work in Tag-team? Can a team containing a champion allowed?
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these results don't seem genuine. I hope it's not rigged.
No.14572
Anonymous
No.14573
Anonymous
>>14552
I want him to get revenge on Dante for being a jerk to him for all these years. Hear that you cuhrazzeey unfunny pizza eating half demon shit your time is ticking.
No.14574
Ballsanon !uRPRozIDdg
>>14571
I'm sure there's like 20% samefagging, since I'm hosting I won't be voting
Also thank you all for the responses, you've one hour to go!
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Nominating the squirrel form the new God of War
No.14576
Anonymous
No.14577
Anonymous
>>14570
characters can return as long as they're on a different team. which does render the exclusion mostly pointless, but I ain't complaining.
No.14578
Anonymous
>>14533
LET'S GOOOO
No.14580
Anonymous
>>14575
Support.
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is it too late to nominate records chimp?
No.14582
Anonymous
>>14581
Support.
No.14583
Anonymous
Replies:>>14603
>>14545
Support cause fuck ENAfags.
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IT'S OVER!
No.14586
Ballsanon !uRPRozIDdg
Alright time's up! Sorting out the forms as we speak
apologies to those that just appeared of didn't get the votes needed
Whilst I'm here should ENA and Trans ENA be seperate characters or the same?
No.14587
Anonymous
Replies:>>14592
>>14586
the same
No.14588
Anonymous
Replies:>>14592
>>14586
Separated.
Replies:>>14637
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Can anyone do a version of pic related with the successful nominees? I would call them the Hall of Infame.
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>>14586
Merge. I don't know about that but just recently I saw this Jack guy wandering Angel Island. He looks disgruntled. Should I be worried?
No.14591
Anonymous
>>14571
Yeah I’d probably call bullshit on the obscure loudfag considering not a single DTVA made it in kek.
No.14592
Ballsanon !uRPRozIDdg
Replies:>>14596
>>14587
>>14588
>>14590
alright ENA (forma transexual) will be sent to the shadowrealm and merged with just ENA
No.14593
Anonymous
>>14586
They’re separate memes. Or at least one is a meme. I don’t really get plain ENA as a candidate.
Replies:>>14613
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>>14590
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Alrighty, the numbers have been tallied and our heroes assembled, here comes the qualifiers!

https://forms.gle/yktFfKBQFNG1Zk4fA
https://itsalmo.st/time-for-qualifiers-to-end-suai
No.14596
Anonymous
Replies:>>14603
>>14586
>>14592
"ENA" is not even a meme, you fag. This is just more ENAfag forced insert wank.
No.14597
Anonymous
>>14595
Balls... We can vote multiple times...
No.14598
Ballsanon !uRPRozIDdg
Replies:>>14600
>>14597
shit, on it now
No.14599
Anonymous
>>14595
BALLS YOU ARE LETTING US SEND MORE THAN ONE ANSWER.
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>>14595
>>14597
>>14598
>>14599
Just as planned...
No.14601
Ballsanon !uRPRozIDdg
>>14597
>>14599
the chaos should be over now, I turned on one-vote only and being able to change your response
Replies:>>14607
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Balls quit being transphobic. He got in fair and square.
No.14603
Anonymous
Replies:>>14608
>>14583
What has ENA done to you?
>>14596
How many of the blatant king /v/ nominations are actual memes? Aside from Nyarly, Battler and maybe a couple of others, most of these guys are really fucking stretching it already.
No.14604
Anonymous
Replies:>>14607
New thread?
No.14606
Anonymous
>>14595
Where are the Deathwatch announcers?
No.14607
Ballsanon !uRPRozIDdg
Replies:>>14615
>>14602
perhaps next time
>>14604
I'm unsure how many posts we get on a /tnt/ thread, plan was to keep noms and qualifiers in one thread
No.14608
Anonymous
Replies:>>14611
>>14603
He is a seething Hankbro.
No.14609
Ballsanon !uRPRozIDdg
Replies:>>14610
>>14606
totally forgot to add them, so sorry, fixing that now
No.14610
Ballsanon !uRPRozIDdg
>>14606
>>14609
fixed, for my first time using forms at least I didn't fuck up largely
No.14611
Anonymous
>>14608
Nah I just dislike ENAfags. Bunch of self-wankers that gotta force themselves in everything. (case in point this tourney) “tranny” ENA was an actual meme. ENA is just a straightforward ms. /co/ candidate.
Replies:>>14616
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You voted for "Top 32 (extra round)", right anon?
No.14613
Anonymous
>>14594
>9 Gil
Must be one shitty Potion.
No.14614
Anonymous
Replies:>>14622
>>14611
Again, how many of the blatant king /v/ nominees are actual memes? I didn't see you nominating tranny versions of them fag.
No.14615
Anonymous
Replies:>>14620
>>14607
>perhaps next time
Or you could just, y'know, add it.
No.14616
Anonymous
>>14612
No, because there are barely enough actual memes in this list to fill up 16 slots. No need to drag this out with obvious losers.
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>Hey Boo-boo Bear!
>What's up, Babe?
>We are literally competing in a spin-off tournament?
>Tag-team?
>No. It's the SHOWDOWN for funposters like us.
>¡Ay caramba! We need to train for it.
>I'm cooking eggs just for us two.
>SMACK!
>I hope we do well and change those writers' minds to stop being anal about excluding me [Lori].
No.14618
Anonymous
Replies:>>14622
>>14611
Yeah alright but what about all the other blatant King nominations.
No.14619
Anonymous
>>14617
spin-off tournament!*
No.14620
Ballsanon !uRPRozIDdg
Replies:>>14623
>>14611
>>14615
I'm counting both characters together
No.14621
Anonymous
Replies:>>14625
>>14617
Are you LunaMedia?
No.14622
Anonymous
Replies:>>14625
>>14614
>>14618
I mean, there's at least something to them meme-wise. But I won't vote for most of them either. Issue with ENA is an actual meme as "merged" in favor of just the candidate.
>>14617
Not voting for this guy either cause I think he blatantly samefagged his way into it.
No.14623
Anonymous
>>14620
Then I guess it's recognition that ENA is in trans.
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Time to rig it.
No.14625
Anonymous
>>14621
No, he hates Lobby because it's "interracial" and called me a Jew at least twice. But I won't beg for your vote. I don't beg for votes anymore.
>>14622
It's actually a gal and a guy.
>>14623
I'm gonna do a poll about it.
No.14626
Ballsanon !uRPRozIDdg
Replies:>>14629
>>14623
honestly it's because ENA as a character is pretty funposty in general, I've seen the animations a few times and it's just a
chaotic fever-dream
Besides a lot of "X is trans" is just a sign of the times, ENA having two voices (male and female) is just a quirk of being some computer code than them transitioning so having an extra slot for their character seems a bit much
No.14627
Anonymous
ENA's judgement:
https://strawpoll.com/polls/kjn1j7YxxgQ
No.14628
Anonymous
>>14627
>You do not have permission to see the results of this poll.
RIGGED
No.14629
Anonymous
Replies:>>14635
>>14626
Personally I'd still argue they're separate entries seeing as one is a general character and the other a character meme posted by a separate group for opposite purposes, but whatever it's just a funpost tournament.
No.14630
Anonymous
>>14627
>results blocked
Yeah I will not be accepting the outcome.
No.14632
Anonymous
Replies:>>14633
>>14463
No OC anchor?
No.14633
Anonymous
Replies:>>14634
>>14632
It's a little funpost spin-off tournament, what OC would you make for this?
No.14634
Anonymous
Replies:>>14636
>>14633
Same as any tournament, drawings and what not
No.14635
Anonymous
>>14629
At that point you might as well nominate tranny falseflagging in general given that it was also prevalent in Mr. /co/ 2022 mostly directed towards Bugs Bunny and Peter Parker, I think someone also tried doing it once during this year's Queen /v/ but nobody gave a shit and it fizzled out
No.14636
Ballsanon !uRPRozIDdg
>>14634
next thread tomorrow for sure, if we do get anything it'll be really appreciated but it's not necessary
No.14637
Anonymous
>>14636
I have an idea for original content:
>>14589
No.14638
Anonymous
Replies:>>14645
>>14636
Do we even need a next thread? It's not like this one is going to archive before the results are posted.
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And now we wait.
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No.14645
Ballsanon !uRPRozIDdg
>>14638
was thinking a thread for the rounds and a thread for the noms/qualifiers
Replies:>>14647
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Does your main have any children?
No.14647
Anonymous
>>14646
Yes, a lot but that's a spoiler.
No.14649
Anonymous
you did vote for the correct characters right?
No.14650
Anonymous
>>14649
I voted for everyone but Eggman.
No.14651
Anonymous
>>14650
>Eggman jobs so hard he fails to even qualify
Fitting.
No.14652
Anonymous
Replies:>>14655
>>14649
I voted for Battler because I think it'd be funny if he wins the funpost tournament but still can't make it past round 1 in King of /v/
No.14653
Ballsanon !uRPRozIDdg
Replies:>>14654
>>14650
just added 20+ votes for eggman because of this

also because there was 2 ENA spots originally and I deleted one I'll be adding those votes onto the one that stayed as I'm counting them as the same character essentially (only 3 votes)
No.14654
Anonymous
>>14653
you should instead add those votes to Eggman too
Replies:>>14656
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>>14652
Thanks, spitevoting against Battle now
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>>14655
I'm going to spitevote Battler AND Asuka.
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Extra votes you say?
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>>14657
Rig it for me and Battler. I have spoken.
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>>14657
>>14658
Balls fixed it, riggers.
Replies:>>14661
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Strange World flopped.
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>>14660
>tfw DreamWorks will stomp Disney again.
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>>14658
I'll rig it for Battler but I'm gonna rig it against you Jobrio so you can keep your title of Biggest Jobber
No.14663
Ballsanon !uRPRozIDdg
Replies:>>14666
just under an hour to go, make sure you used all your alt accounts to rig it!
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>>14663
He's already won
No.14668
Anonymous
>>14666
The above post is satan, ignore what he said.
No.14670
Anonymous
>>14666
Didn't know that Trazyn was so hot
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>>14666
>Satanic Trips
No.14673
Anonymous
Replies:>>14674
Fugg I forgot to nominate the presidents.
No.14674
Ballsanon !uRPRozIDdg
>>14673
it's okay, I wanted to submit them and a few others but thought not to as I'm hosting
also 1 min til poll closes
No.14675
Ballsanon !uRPRozIDdg
>>14674
there's the results, going to set up the polls now
remember round 1 will be randomized
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfRHDR6IWk_abexgmvhLwVupHCSQV6D2i1cDW_B_3dV3HHMeQ/closedform
No.14676
Anonymous
>>14675
>silent majority with highest votes
kek
No.14677
Anonymous
>>14675
>Ocelot and Nyarly got more votes than Jack
CHAOSCHADS WE CAN'T STOP WINNING
Replies:>>14687
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>>14675
>Plunderers
>30 votes
Now the real fun begins.
No.14679
Anonymous
>>14674
Personally I don’t think there’s anything wrong with a host nominating and voting (anonymously). So long as they’re not using their position to rig or manipulate the votes.
No.14680
Ballsanon !uRPRozIDdg
>6 noms got 25 votes each
>only 5 can get in
since top 16 was voted for one of them has to go and it might have to be eggman since he was put in last
what do we think?
Replies:>>14691
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>>14627
>>14675
The majority of the jury decided that ENA is trans.
BTW, where's my Wooden Spoon, Balls?
No.14682
Jobby, Jobi's boyfriend
>>14680
The normal tiebreaker (first proper nomination).
No.14683
Anonymous
>>14675
Rigged, no way so many people voted for 16
>>14680
I nominated him and I'm alright with that.
No.14684
Anonymous
Replies:>>14686
Wait did Battler not qualify?
Kek.
No.14685
Anonymous
>>14675
>Battler even jobs in the meme tournament
>meaning Battler has no chance of winning the tournament
>meaning Battler has a chance of winning King
it's his time
Replies:>>14692
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>>14684
Battler and 47 just barely missed qualifying, so any chance of the fabled match happening is gone now
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>>14678
Raise the Flag my fellow plunderer, cause we're gonna rig this showdown
No.14689
Anonymous
Replies:>>14694
OH NO NO NO BATTLERBROS. WHAT HAPPENED?!!!
No.14690
Anonymous
Alright which one of you niggers didn’t vote for Battler.
Replies:>>14701
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>>14494
>>14681
>samefags and ends up with less qualifier votes that I got nomination votes
Actually I think your house is the "Flop House."
No.14692
Anonymous
Replies:>>14697
>>14686
They'll get into king hopefully. If not then I'm skipping it this year.
No.14693
Anonymous
>ENA - 3 votes
So much for all that bullshit.
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>>14689
I stole his votes
No.14695
Ballsanon !uRPRozIDdg
>>14693
technically 11 but yeah
also new thread with the forms
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>>14692
Battler has been in every year and 47 placed high in qualifiers in 2020 and 2021, so it's guaranteed they'll come back. Also
>mfw randomized brackets makes Battler vs. 47 happen in round 1
No.14698
Anonymous
>>14693
This is a duplicate which was removed.
No.14701
Anonymous
>>14691
Sonic 2 and Top Gun 2 won.
Lightyear and Strange World lost.

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SQL statistics:

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time taken: 0.00508499 SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, s.total_posts, s.total_files, s.total_image, s.total_audio, s.total_video, s.total_swf, s.unique_ip, s.unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid LEFT JOIN `kobapoststats` s on p.boardid = s.boardid and p.postid = s.threadid WHERE p.`boardid` = '20' AND p.`postid` = '14463' AND `parentid` = '0' AND `deleted` = '0' UNION ALL SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, null as total_posts, null as total_files, null as total_image, null as total_audio, null as total_video, null as total_swf, null as unique_ip, null as unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '20' AND `parentid` = '14463' AND `deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `parentid`,`postid` no error (prepared query)
time taken: 0.00065494 SELECT `boardid`, `parentid`, `postid` FROM `kobapost` WHERE (`boardid` = 20 AND `postid` IN(14491,14491,14491,14505)) AND `deleted` = 0 no results

actions:

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header_meta actions: 5 start: 1679410369.52948000 end: 1679410369.52953100 took (total): 0.000051
setup_html actions: 4 start: 1679410369.52931800 end: 1679410369.52938900 took (total): 0.000071
validation actions: 1 start: 1679410369.51562600 end: 1679410369.52922400 took (total): 0.013598

Rewrite/redirect rules:

Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss

rules in htaccess format:

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2023-03-21 07:52:49