/tnt/ - Tournaments & Events

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King of /v/ Hype Thread
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>>13955
What are his chances of entering?
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There's only one loser fit enough to be the king
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SO HERE I AM
No.13961
Anonymous
So when’s this starting?
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VOTE GROX AND SCORN GUY!
When the time comes, of course.
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>>13956
very probable i presume
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I'M GOING TO REPRESENT DR. EGGMAN! SCREW METAL SONIC AND NEGA!
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ENTER THE TECHNOCRACY OF TERROR
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No.13970
Anonymous
Not disappointed in Midna winning even if I voted for Hornet. I still think Mr. /co/ was more enjoyable.
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You will make sure Mario jobs, right?
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>>13968
His odds are looking pretty nice this year
No.13974
Anonymous
>>13971
Of course.
No.13975
Anonymous
>>13971
If Mario jobs, I'll blame Gavin/Lunafag/Leni's boyfriend.
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>>13968
For me, it's the Chucklefuckheads. If the autist assimilation anon is here, thanks again for helping me by creating the poster.
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/pw/ KIRBYMANIACS, WHERE ARE YOU AT?
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>>13968
Updated. Gonna go shower now.
No.13989
Anonymous
Well /tnt/
So far, how good of a host is NSA...despite everything
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Going to try for him this year.
No.13992
Anonymous
>>13989
Still kinda sucks but unfortunately the best we have unless someone new steps up or a past host is revived from the dead
No.13995
Anonymous
>>13989
Good host tier
>Stats
>Macho Manon
>TagTeamAnon
>Sheets
Ambiguous/still to be tested
>BallsAnon
>Fern
>Ghost
Innocent but incompetent
>Temp
>The host that bailed from ms. /co/ 2019
Dick-heads
>NSA
>Domino's
Overtly malicious
>Mr. /co/ 2018 rigger
>numnuts
No.13996
Anonymous
Replies:>>13997
>>13995
Should Numnuts be a tier lower?
No.13997
Anonymous
>>13995
Yeah this is 100% accurate
>>13996
I feel like acknowledging him as a host is giving him too much credit
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My subordinates call me...
Mr.Grizz.
No.14000
Anonymous
>>13989
Awful
I hope someone more competent steps up to take his place.
No.14007
Anonymous
>>13989
Cosidering how bad most hosts are he's above average but not good
For the /v/ tournaments he would heavily benefit from having an advisor from /v/ who actually knew stuff about the board so he could read and interpret shit that people were saying for him
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I plan on nominating Black Battler so we can potentially have a Battler match, which Battler will still job.
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I’M PILOT X! AND I CHALLENGE YOU, TO A TOURNAMENT, IN OUTER SPACE!!!!!!!!!!
No.14149
Anonymous
>>13971
Geno and Bowser got my vote. Idk about Geno because they have to deal with Smashfags wanting his head. Mario movie has a trailer coming the day before. Good thing that it boosted Bowser's vote. The Mario in that movie sounds off ngl but we'll have an army of unfunny and angry Mario posters to deal with.
No.14150
Anonymous
>>14149
Honestly I never had anything against Geno himself but his Smash fans were awful in overinflating what he was.
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>>13971
I'll make sure of it
>>14149
>Idk about Geno because they have to deal with Smashfags wanting his head.
Wasn't Geno the character smashfags wanted the most though? I stopped paying attention to the Smash community after Ultimate first released but I remember him being a really popular request.
>The Mario in that movie sounds off ngl but we'll have an army of unfunny and angry Mario posters to deal with.
Agreed, it sounds way worse than Charles Martinet or Lou Albano. Don't know why people are saying it'll boost Mario's chances, but it'll probably boost Bowser and Luigi's chances, with the third Mario rep in Ko/v/ most likely being either Geno or Waluigi.
No.14152
Anonymous
>>13955
My pick has the potential to make crisp white sheets.
captain torres vs triggeryoutube thumb
No.14153
Anonymous
>>13956
As long as nobody notices he's not actually vidya, he's in.
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>>13968
For me, it's Justice.
No.14155
Anonymous
The nominations for Metal Gear are going to be a fucking bloodbath.
No.14156
Anonymous
>>13989
Good enough
No.14157
Anonymous
Replies:>>14159
>>14153
Non-/v/ characters with a /v/ appearance are allowed with exclusions and a limit of 3. Some characters are whitelisted.
No.14158
Anonymous
Replies:>>14163
>>14155
It's going to be a fucking mess seeing as there's at least five heavy hitters from that series.
>Snake is former Elite Eight and the face of the series
>Raiden is a former finalist
>Big Boss is just as popular as Snake
>Ocelot is in most of the games and is beloved by fans
>Jetstream Sam is former Elite Eight and the second most popular MGR character behind Armstrong
I have no clue who will make the bracket this year
No.14159
Anonymous
Replies:>>14320
>>14157
Do whitelisted characters take preference in the end?
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>>14151
Geno's a vocal minority character. His requests have been long and loud enough to get acknowledged in other forms, but it's never been that many people and not enough to get him an actual playable spot.

He has a bad reputation how his fans can be entitled with thinking he deserves a spot just because they want him, but also the opposite side where people think he's not deserving because he's a niche character who's only had a main role in a single game. I just think he's neat. He's not a particularly deep character with any development, just a cool puppet with gun arms from a fun game.
No.14161
Anonymous
Replies:>>14169
>>14160
Gotcha, I remember flame wars between his fans and detractors around the time of Brawl. Rosterfagging sucks but it somehow gets worse over time
>t. someone who rosterfagged for Travis Touchdown during the lead-up to SSB4
I remember there was one Smashfag on /v/ who was so insanely butthurt about Sora being in that he made threads playing Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 where he would try and play them like a FromSoft game and complain about everything. It was hilarious how much of a shitter he was.
No.14162
Anonymous
Realistically I can only see Bowser getting into the top 128
He has more notoriety then Geno in general
He's the soul reason why people consensus on the movie changed
And people will most likely spite vote Geno out do to his fans ruining the appeal
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>>14155
>>14158
we're getting Skull Face in this
No.14167
Anonymous
>>14163
>Skull Face rigs himself into the tournament
Sounds kino
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>>14154
>j*stice
No.14169
Anonymous
Replies:>>14172
>>14161
Didn't some Smashfags abandon the game to NASB and MultiVersus because of a Disney character getting in?
No.14172
Anonymous
>>14169
Yeah that was Sora from Kingdom Hearts, Square Enix's weird crossover series with Disney. The butthurt over him was hilarious. Don't know why Smashfags take whoever appears in it so seriously.
No.14320
Anonymous
>>14159
Whitelisted characters are treated as any other vidya character.
No.14342
Anonymous
Replies:>>14343
>>14163
cucking Raiden and Snake from qualifiers would be hilarious lmao
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>>14342
Calling it now, Raiden is gonna get a bunch of qualifier votes but not make the bracket because funny Brazilian man got a bit more
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>Tournament is December 9
>Game Awards will release a new Mario movie trailer in December 8
IT WILL BE ME
No.14348
Anonymous
>>14344
Stfu Mario
Bowser is gonna cuck you out of the tourney
You bitch
No.14349
Anonymous
>>14344
There is even a thread.
Replies:>>14360
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>>14344
>Jobrio
Nah, Bowser and Luigi are gonna get in while Waluigi will be the third rep. Hell even Geno will get more votes in qualifiers than you.
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>>14153
I'm going to be honest, I would allow Trazyn in even if he doesn't originate from Vidya. As long as there is funposting going around and he's somewhat related to video games, unlike Rebecca who is an anime only and brought a shitstorm into the threads.
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>POV: merchant nerd getting shoved into the locker by schizo delinquents.
No.14359
Anonymous
>>14357
Trazyn originates from /tg/ does he not? Like, that's supposed to be Traditional Games which are basically predecessors of Video Games. In my eyes that's honestly a lot more acceptable than most characters who are not even Vidya related having some vidya content on them.
No.14360
Anonymous
Replies:>>14361
>>14356
Jobrio or Jobio?
No.14361
Anonymous
No.14362
Anonymous
>>14358
>HarlAM
based
No.14363
Anonymous
What teams are people doing for King this year? From what I've noticed there's:
>a justice team
>team of kings
>autists
>scrimblo bimblos
>chucklefucks
>technology team
>doppelgangers
>whatever the hell Scout is doing
No.14364
Anonymous
Replies:>>14368
>>14363
Don’t forget Chaos Undivided
No.14365
Anonymous
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>>14363
The real question is in how many of these is Dimitri included.
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>>14363
>whatever the hell Scout is doing
It's working.
No.14367
Anonymous
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>>14365
All of them
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>>14344
>Mario
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'ate batim
luv striker
simple as
No.14376
Anonymous
I'm making a list of fun characters I'll be shilling for qualifiers. So far I have:
>Eggman Negro (Sonic)
>Battler (Umineko)
>Agent 47 (Hitman)
>Trazyn (Warhammer 40k)
>Nyarlathotep (any)
>Philemon (Shin Megami Tensei)
>Kageaki (Full Metal Daemon Muramasa)
>Grimm (Black Souls)
>Roland (Library of Ruina)
>Charles (Mafia City)
>AM (I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream)
>Captain Torres (Ace Combat)
>Scout (Team Fortress 2)
>Scorn Guy (Scorn)
>Christopher Robin (Home Run Derby)
>Tony Hawk (Pro Skater)
Anyone else I should add?
No.14377
Anonymous
Replies:>>14380
>>14376
Orbot and /pw/ Kirby, plus Leaky from Banjo-Kazooie as a meme pick.
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SMT CHADS remember to support DEMI-FIEND (Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne) and WALTER (Shin Megami Tensei IV) in the qualifiers for our best chances this year, with the combined might of the chaosfag alliance this will be our year
No.14380
Anonymous
Replies:>>14385
>>14377
>Leaky from Banjo-Kazooie
Haven't seen any funny posts with him
No.14382
Anonymous
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No.14383
Anonymous
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>>14382
If I include him I'll also have to include Mario as his nemesis.
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>>14376
Frank West
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>>14380
Me Leaky!
Good for cheating on Bear and Bird Game!
Me gonna rig!
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>>14383
Not afraid of the plumber.
No.14389
Anonymous
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>>14363
Was there also the semi-unofficial Troublemakers?
I think it included Nyarlathotep and Trazyn and a few others.
No.14390
Anonymous
Replies:>>14393
>>14389
Right there is. It had Nyarly, Ocelot, Dracula, and Trazyn. It's the team responsible for all the bad shit that happened during Queen this year.
No.14391
Anonymous
Replies:>>14395
NGL, I really want Jack to win the whole thing
Sure there are other characters that do deserve to be king, but having jack be king would be too funny
No.14393
Anonymous
>>14390
I like how each one of them has their own thing going on for them, like the four horsemen...

Holy shit, I came up with an idea.
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>>14393
Lay it on me. I remember someone during Queen saying that Dracula, Nyarly, and Ocelot are the three villains of the tournament, so I'm gonna make something like pic related but with those three.
No.14395
Anonymous
>>14391
I want my mains to job so I can come up with a reason why they lost or make them isekai into another universe.
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>>14393
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>>14396
Nice, can't wait for them to rig the tournament
No.14399
Anonymous
Reminder to have a backup plan for campaigns/OC, bros. Queen /v/ burned out a little too quickly because artbros put all their eggs in one basket.
No.14402
Anonymous
Replies:>>14404
>>14399
I'm only expecting one or two of my mains to make it far because of /v/'s mostly shit taste, so when my other mains are bumped out, I'll focus on the ones still in it
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>>14399
If my mains job this year at the very least I can blame it on /v/'s horrendous taste, and I have Queen of /v/ 2022 Round 1 results to back me up on that.
No.14404
Anonymous
>>14402
>>14403
/v/ ((((usually)))) has better taste in dude characters. Kings are decided based on personalities and stories, while Queen /v/ pretty much comes down to the biggest waifu and their coom factor.
No.14405
Anonymous
>>14404
That's true, Ko/v/ 2019 and 2020 had excellent Elite Eights, but I wouldn't be surprised if most of my mains are either spite-voted against or not enough of /v/ have played their games.
No.14406
Anonymous
posted my shit on /ic/ /beg/ threads about 6 months ago and they tore me a new one. Holy hell that place told me that I had no talent and was ngmi. I lost all ambition in art but still grind hours into it without showing others. They deserve the AI pajeet raids ngl.
No.14407
Anonymous
Replies:>>14408
>>14404
You tell me this but last year Morshu, fucking MORSHU from Zelda CDI, did not only make semi-finals, but had to beat characters like G-Man, Ocelot, Phoenix Wright and Heavy in the process. I don’t even have to bring up the fact Toby Hawk and Christopher Robin are allowed to participate this year unquestioned. Say what you will but if people in Queen go for the coom factor first and foremost, in King they will absolutely ignore genuinely beloved characters with good OC over memes for equally shallow reasons.
No.14408
Anonymous
Replies:>>14414
>>14407
Morshu got lucky with alliances otherwise he would have never made it past Ocelot.
No.14409
Anonymous
Replies:>>14412
>>14404
To be fair, Reimu won on personality, so did Recette (although she had a loli boost)
It's probably fair to say coom can influence voting a lot more, but it can be trounced
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>>14406
Going to /ic/ is the biggest mistake any artist can make. If you have a passion for art, you will improve. But you need to WANT to improve. Find some works that inspire you (Anime, Cartoons, Vidya, etc.) and give it time. NEVER compare yourself to other artists, but use the ones you like as reference and motivation. Draw for fun, draw for practice, but NEVER draw for others' approval. Once you are confident in your own skill, posting online becomes easier.
You're gonna make it, anon. You and anyone else who believes they can.
No.14411
Anonymous
>>14410
>>14406
/ic/ is good for art resources, but I've never used it as a guideline. I literally haven't drawn since I was 15, just used GIMP for funposts and editing images, but when I started again a year ago by trying to copy speedrawings, some light loomis/construction learning and using reference, it all clicked together very quickly.
No.14412
Anonymous
>>14409
Reimu won because of touhou autism.
No.14413
Anonymous
>>14406
If you post your art on 4chan, you're gonna get scrutinized no matter what
Even if you're the best artist know to man people will still shit on it
You should've have known that was gonna happen
No.14414
Anonymous
>>14408
Alliances aren’t that powerful, if that were the case then Grimm would have stomped Dracula and chances are AM would be E8 by now. What the Merchant alliance did manage to do however was bring attention to the fact Morshu was actually eligible to compete.
No.14415
Anonymous
Don't forget to nominate every major and semimajor male Robot Master.
No.14416
Anonymous
SON OF A BITCH
I FORGOT KING OF /v/
FUUUUUUUUCKKKKK
No.14417
Anonymous
>>14416
Wait shit I mixed up the dates, november is Queen
Whoops
No.14418
Anonymous
>>14416
Calm down anon it doesn’t start until the 9th.
No.14419
Anonymous
>>14415
I much prefer the X/Zero series to basic Megaman, I hope they get in instead
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>>14415
I'm only gonna nominate Proto Man because THERE ARE NO HEROES LEFT IN MAN
No.14424
Anonymous
Tonybros will make it
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>>14396
>Ocelot is Conquest
>Nyarly is War
>Dracula is Famine
>Trazyn in Death

Rather fitting actually.
No.14431
Anonymous
>>14430
>the widowers getting shit from both the chucklefuckheads and one of the four horsemen
They can't catch a break can they?
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(Nightshift)
It seems today
All you post on /v/
Is shitting on some vidya and just bare pussy

(Anon)
But where are those good old fashion funposts
The ones we love to see!

(Everyone)
Lucky, there's a King of /v/!
Lucky there's a man who,
we wish we can all be,
All the things that make us

(Psyanon)
Cope and seethe.

(Everyone)
He's--a--king--of--/v/!!!
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>>14432
>You can all hear the fucking music once you see this image.
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>>14433
(TV)
"We now return to Channel 5 News with today's top story."
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>>14434
(Tom)
"Hello this is Tom Tucker and today Quahog must be really slow at the news. Because we are reporting about 4chan of all things."

(Diane)
"Really? We have nothing to report aside from that?"

(Tom)
"Seems like it. But the folks over at FOX want us to talk about something that will stir up controversy. They aren't paying us to do nothing. Today we talk about the new Queen of /v/, Midna, from the famous video game series the Legend of Zelda. According to all five people with over three hundred email accounts, Midna was voted the most beautiful video game chatacter of all time against her top opponent, Hornet from Hollowknight."

(Diane)
"... are you sure /v/ is not just full of furry degenerates Tom?"

(Tom)
"I don't know Diane! I don't go on 4chan! I don't beowse the boards! I just tell the news!!"
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>>14435
(Chris)
"Ha ha! I knew I could rig her in."

(Meg)
"I just don't get it. Why would they just talk about a video game character winning some beauty contest? I mean I do admit she definitely looks appealing and she does have curves but doesn't it just mess with what people think are hot, having them make their standards higher?"

(Lois)
"Meg, it's a fictional character, only fat pathetic virgins are going to masturbate to them."

(Peter)
"Yeah Meg, like Lois said, shut the hell up. Now then we should all get ready for the Mr. and Ms. /co/lympus tournaments. Now Brian I need you to start making the fliers."

(Brian)
"Peter, the tournaments for Mr. /co/lympus don't start til next October. Advertising yourself right now are going to get the tournaments banned."

(Peter)
"I mean it doesn't hurt to prepare Brian. Besides I have to win this thing, otherwise I'm going to end up like a loser like Eggman."

>Insert unfunny cutaway where Eggman gets brutally injured or killed while participating in the tournament.

(Stewie)
"Wait a damn minute Brian. I thought you hated 4chan. So wouldn't getting rid of the tournaments be a benefit towards you?"

(Brian)
"Well... yeah it probably would... but it also stop every waifu spamming husks from covering the board with it's degeneracy. Making it more bearable than usual."

(Stewie)
"Right..."

(Peter)
"Then what am I going to do all year? I can't just go to work, go to the bar, come home, watch some TV, and have sex with my hot wife. It gets mundane after a while."

(Lois)
"I'm sure you'll think of something Peter. But in the meantime please stop trying to get votes. I'm sure one day you will make it into the brackets and win but in the meantime you should really stop with all this campaigning and take a break."

(Peter)
"Ah alright. But mark my words. Once I become Mr. /co/ things are going to move up for the Griffin household. I just know it."

(Stewie)
"No... no they aren't."
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>>14436
>You know the damn music.
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>>14437
>Peter browses through a product placement laptop.

(Joe)
"Hey Peter, what exactly are looking at with your laptop?"

(Peter)
*sigh* "Just looking at where I am in the results of Mr. /co/ again."

(Cleaveland)
"Peter you really need to get off that website. It's really racist."

(Joe)
"And tumblr, reddit, and twitter aren't?"

(Cleaveland)
"Fair point."

(Peter)
"I mean I don't get it guys. How come there's never been a Family Guy character in the brackets? I mean we're the most popular show on this network."

(Cleaveland)
"While that is true Peter, I think people are just more into King of the Hill and American Dad. I'm partially a fan of Bob's Burgers."

(Joe)
"And King of the Hill is like a legacy show, like the Simpsons, but unlike the Simpsons it learned when to quit."

(Peter)
"Ah dammit. How can we compete with that? There has to be a way for me to win this whole entire thing."

>awkward silence.

(Peter)
"You've been awfully quiet Quagmire. Something bothering you?"

(Quagmire)
"No. Just not interested in the conversation."

(Peter)
"Not interested in the conversation? Quagmire we're talking about the biggest and best event to happen on /co/ and you don't even care?"

(Quagmire)
"No, I don't Peter. I don't get on the internet twenty four seven like the rest of you guys do. Sure I get on to watch a couple of porn videos or five, but I don't waste my whole damn life on it. I mean, when was the last time you guys read a book?"

>The group is silent.

(Quagmire)
"Listen I'm all up for getting you into the brackets or whatever just so I can have some hot juicy dinosaur sex but I'm not going to waste my whole life on the sight."

(Joe)
"Quagmire is right Peter. Why don't you just take a break from /co/ for a while and just enjoy life. Like most of us."

(Quagmire)
"Don't you mean like the rest of u-"

(Joe)
"I know what I said Glenn."

(Peter)
"Alright. If you guys say so."

>Peter then walks as he continues sulking.

(Cleaveland)
"But really though, I'm afraid the more time he spends on that site, the more he's going to get comfortable saying words he shouldn't say."
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>>14438
>Tune if Jack's Lament starts playing.

(Peter)
Just like Wolverine in the X-Men, what I do I am the best
For my ass is mostly known far and wide
When it comes to my show on every Sunday night
I excel without ever even trying
With the slightest little effort of my comedic charms
I've made full grown men's pants soaked with piss
With the wave of my hanf, and a well-placed swears
I have swept all my Emmy's without a miss

Yet year after year, I get no respect
And I grow so tired of pissing off the left
And I, Peter, The Family Guy!
Have grown so big... and that ain't no lie.

Oh, somewhere deep inside of the-

>Peter then falls off the spiraling hill from Nightmare before Christmas as he swears up a storm.

>Gets up, dusts himself off, and looks at the hill.

(Peter)
"WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?! We're owned by Disney now! I'm allowed to sing the songs!"

>Peter's about to go home until he notices a billboard showing off the King /v/ contest.

(Peter)
"King of /v/?"

>This then gives Peter the same idea Jack has in Nightmare Before Christmas.

>We cut back to the Griffin house with everyone eating dinner.

>Peter then comes bursting in through the window.

(Peter)
"Eureka! This year! King /v/ will be ours!!"

>Everyone then starts cheering.

(Stewie)
"Wait? Why are we cheering?"
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>>14432
>>14433
>>14434
>>14435
>>14436
>>14437
>>14438
>>14439
Hope you are enjoying these taking a break.
No.14441
Anonymous
>>14440
It's a neat campaign so far
No.14442
Anonymous
I understand Peter. I'll shill for you on /co/ next time even if you didn't get in and writefag about the competition happenings.
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I'm back.

>>14439
>You all know the tune
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Hey Vader, what the hell is this thread about?!
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>>14443
>Peter sets up his new "Game development studio"

(Peter)
"And there we go. Griffin Games is now officially set up."

(Joe)
"Thanks again for having us help you do this Peter. You know back when I was a child I always did want to make my own video game after playing games like Lethal Enforcer."

>Insert shitty Lethal Enforcer cutaway with George Floyd.

(Quagmire)
"So Peter do you know anything about programming a game?"

(Peter)
"Nope. But I am using RPG Maker 2003 to make this bad boy. Thus making it at ten times faster to work with in order to make the game before December 9'th."

(Quagmire)
"December 9'th!? Peter what the hell makes you think the hosts will accept the game before then?!"

(Cleaveland)
"Well to be fair Glenn, that new God of War game got nominated for best game of the year before it was even a month old. But honestly I don't think it deserves it."

(Peter)
"Yeah especially after what they did to Loki."

>God of War Ragnarok cutaway... fuck it I'll do this one.
(Kratos)
"Boy... did you do anything while I was gone?"

(Atreus)
"N- no...."

(Kratos)
"So you didn't fuck that horse?"

(Atreus)
"No..... I let the horse fuck me."

(Singing Choir)
"Norse mythology. At least it's not as rapey as Greek."

>back to the gang

(Peter)
"OK so here are the roles we are going to give to everyone. Quagmire you get to write the story since you write the best pornos out there."

(Quagmire)
"Sounds fair to me."

(Peter)
"Joe you are the artist since you know how to draw me perfectly."

(Joe)
"It's kind of easy since you are mostly made up of only circles."

(Cleaveland)
"What do you want me to do Peter?"

(Peter)
"Cleaveland you get the best job. You get to voice the big man himself."

(Cleaveland)
"Peter, only Morgan Freeman can voice God."

(Peter)
"No, I'm talking about me."

(Cleaveland)
"Peter don't you think it will be weird for a black man voicing a white character?"

(Peter)
"What? No. I mean if the roles were reversed I'm sure it would be just fine. I mean you would trust me to voice you right?"

(Cleaveland)
"Hmmm.... you have a point. You know what, you're right. I would be honored to voice you Peter."

(Peter)
"Then it's all settled! Let's get to work on this bad boy like how Stanley Kubrick got to work on his Napoleon Film."

...

(Peter)
"Shouldn't there be a cutaway?"

(Joe)
"Yeah, Kubrick never got to make his Napoleon film."

(Peter)
"What? But with all the technology he has now he can definitely make his full length biopic of Napoleon easily."

(Quagmire)
"He's dead Peter."

(Peter)
"Oh.... well you better transition to the next scene now."
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>>14445
>scene trasition music.
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This is his year
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>>14446
>Brian starts looking through his laptop.

>Stewie walks in.

(Stewie)
"Oh hey Brian. What are you looking at."

>Brian closes the laptop.

(Brian)
"Nothing! I am looking at nothing."

(Stewie)
"Really now? You were looking at nothing? That's hard to believe since you were staring at that screen for a long time."

(Brian)
*sigh* "Fine. But if I show you, you better not tell anyone."

(Stewie)
"Do you really have to tell me that? I'm not like those assholes who spoiled to everyone that Han died in Episode VII of Star Wars."

>Star Wars Peter Griffin enters the room.
(Han)
"Wait! I what?! Those sons of a bitch! I was promised three more episodes!"

(Brian)
"Well there goes that surprise. Anyways back to the plot."

>Brian then opens the laptop revealing him to be...

(Stewie)
"Nightshift anon? What the hell is this?"

(Brian)
"Stewie I have to tell you this but I am the infamous host of the current 4chan tournaments."

(Stewie)
"Really now? That seems like an easy job."

(Brian)
"Trust me when I say it isn't. Look at this. I have to revise all my rules because the anons of this board filled with idiots hate the way I am running it. I say a tranny can't enter and they all go up in arms about it."

(Stewie)
"Brian you are literally dealing with several obessed men who only stare at a computer who eat nothing but chicken tendies. What harm could they possibly do you."

>Brian turns the computer towards Stewie as he is explaining this.

(Stewie)
"What the hell?! Are you being pegged by Japanese virtual star Hatsune Miku?!"

(Brian)
"They drew porn of me Stewie, and that wasn't the only piece of me being drawn in this matter."

(Stewie)
"Why are you getting raped so much in these pictures?!"

(Brian)
"Because Midna won."

(Stewie)
"Yeah these are all because Midna won the tournament fair and square. Yet these dickheads here are accusing me of cheating."

(Stewie)
"You? Cheat? Actually no they do have every right to assume you cheat."

(Brian)
"What?! I would never cheat!!"

(Stewie)
"Yeah I totally caught you cheating a few times."

(Brian)
"Name one time!"

(Stewie)
"Well..."

>Insert several flashbacks.

(Brian)
"Okay, maybe I have cheated a few times. But I didn't cheat here. I did not rig the competition at all."

(Stewie)
"Alright prove it."

(Brian)
"How exactly?"

(Stewie)
"Make a new poll on tee and tee and have them vote again."

(Brian)
"I can do that. Also it's pronounced t n t."

(Stewie)
"That's what I said. Tee and Tee."

(Brian)
*sigh* "Let's just get this over with."
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>>14449
>I don't know how many more shot of this I can post.
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>>14447
>>14448
Not on MY watch.

WITH MY DOUBLE DUBS I CONTAIN THEE
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>>14450
(Peter)
"Alright, I just sat through several hours of RPG maker tutorials and finally learned how to place a floor tile down. So how far are you guys coming along?"

(Cleaveland)
"Well I fell like I got the voice but not the attitude correct for the chatacter."

(Peter)
"Oh really let's hear it."

(Cleveland)
"Okay Peter." *deep breath* "Hey guys, it's me, Peter Griffin! I work at a toy factory, isn't that freaking sweet!"

(Peter)
"Oh my god that does sound exactly like me. What the hell do you think is wrong with it?"

(Cleaveland)
"I'm not sure if it fits game Peter."

(Peter)
"We're both literally the same character."

(Quagmire)
"Nuh uh. I changed you."

(Peter)
"What!?"

(Quagmire)
"I figured since you are using a Japanese Role Playing Game system I decided to spice up the game's story and characters. Why don't you take a quick read and tell me what you think?"

>Peter takes the notes and reads them.

(Peter)
"Herro my namoo is Peter Griffin. I rive in the virrage of Quahog with my rovery wife Rois an-"

(Quagmire)
"Peter, stop putting in R's where I put in L's.

(Peter)
"Well can you give me an elevator pitch instead. Seems more like a more suitable thing to do in this situation."

(Quagmire)
"Fine. So the story of PeteRPG."

(Joe)
"Wait, did you say it was spell Peter RPG or Peter with a captial R in the end with a PG next to it."

(Quagmire)
"It was the latter Joe."

(Joe)
"Thanks. Trying to make this logo look good."

(Quagmire)
"Anyways, it's a forty hour story of the heroes Peter, Cleavela, Quagmir, and Joe traveling the world to rescue your wife, Lois, from the dark lord."

(Peter)
"Okay that sounds freaking sweet. However I have two problems.

(Quagmire)
"Alright shoot."

(Peter)
First of all who the hell are Quagmir and Cleavela?"

(Quagmire)
"It's me and Cleaveland. It's obviously me and Cleaveland."

(Peter)
"But why are you only using seven letter."

(Quagmire)
"That's the max amount of characters you have in a game."

(Peter)
"Then why not use Glenn or Brow-..." *Looks at Cleaveland* "Okay I understand your use of not using Brown, but why not use Glenn?"

(Quagmire)
"That's easy, cause in this game, I am a rocking elf bard."

(Peter)
"Ah a bit of Lord of the Rings inspired l like that."

(Quagmire)
"Gotta have a nice weird name for my feminine elf."

(Peter)
"Feminine?"

(Quagmire)
"We played rock paper scissors to see who would be the waifu. I chose paper and they both chose scissors."

(Peter)
"Oh"

(Quagmire)
"So what was your second problem?"

(Peter)
"Oh yeah, my second problem is forty hours?! How can we make something so long within forty hours?!"

(Quagmire)
"Oh God you're right! I didn't even think of that. I was so busy writing that blew over my head!"

(Peter)
"And I barely know how to program correctly."

(Cleaveland)
"Well we could hire someone through fiverr."

(Peter)
"Fiferr. What's that?"

(Cleveland)
"Basically a site where you can commission someone to make something for you. My son goes there all the time to get people to make stuffed animals for him."

(Peter)
"What are we waiting for. Let's go do it!"

(Joe)
"Hey Peter, you never asked to see how my art was yet."

(Peter)
"Oh. Right. So... how's your art Joe?"

(Joe)
"No Peter it's too late. Let's go ahead and hire that guy from fiverr. I can show you my art later."

(Cleaveland)
"I mean we can take a few seconds to-"

(Peter)
"No time let's go!"

>As everyone leaves the room Joe looks at his art one last time.

>Joe sighs

>The art shows all of them hanging out in the bar with Joe being able to stand.
No.14457
Anonymous
>>13955
So is ballsanon still doing that character/avatar themed tournament?
No.14460
Anonymous
>>14457
I hope so, it would be fun to see.
No.14461
Ballsanon !uRPRozIDdg
>>14457
setting it up soon
No.14464
Anonymous
>>14462
I'm so fucking ready
No.14467
Anonymous
>>14455
HOLY SHIT
No.14469
Anonymous
>>14455
>Suplexes him.
No.14470
Anonymous
>>14450
This board allows duplicate files.
No.14535
Anonymous
>>14455
HE DOES IT AGAIN
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>>14455
You dare stand before me Mortal
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>>14554
Silence
No.14559
Anonymous
>>14445
So what is with the God of War cutaway? I don't get it.
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>>14555
No.
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>>14555
>Trips
No.14631
Anonymous
For me, it’s doomguy.
No.14640
Anonymous
>>14462
This is fucking gold
No.14641
Anonymous
Remember - Midna deserves the right husbando.
No.14644
Anonymous
>>14641
But anon, most of my nominations are either evil, mentally unstable or both things.
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>The fucking music's playing again.
No.14667
Anonymous
>>14641
midna BALLS
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>>14665
>Stewie walks in on Brian.

(Stewie)
"So Bri, how are those results coming along?"

(Brian)
"Not so good."

(Stewie)
"What do you mean not so good?"

(Brian)
"It's the same results as the tournament. Only they are about fifty times worse since no one really visits /tnt/ much aside from losers who think they should be the ones running the tournaments."

(Stewie)
"So people like Tempanon."

(Brian)
"I was talking about the other one actually."

(Stewie)
"We're not allowed to talk about him. Kind of like how the fanbase for Scrubs don't talk about the nineth season."

>Insert shitty joke of season nine of scrubs sucking.

(Brian)
"But there's something suspicious about this. I mean how can there be so many people sending in this many votes for Midna against Hornet. It's literally 500 to 1."

(Stewie)
"Hmmm... right. Brian mind if I use your computer?"

(Brian)
"Sure. You want to watch Cocomelon?"

(Stewie)
"Oh yes I do enjoy rotting my brain as I learn the color green. NO YOU IGNORANT BUFFOON! I'm tracking down the ips of every voter in this google poll. If we can find the rigger we can go up to his house, tell him to touch grass, and stop rigging shit up.

(Brian)
"Stewie that's a genius move. Maybe then people will stop drawing pictures of me getting pegged.

(Stewie)
"No. You're still going to get those like how Disney gets the Oscars for Best animated film."

>Insert cutaway of Mickey holding the judges hostage til he gets his award.

>Stewie then searches for everything he needs to.

(Stewie)
"What the duece?"

(Brian)
"What's wrong?"

(Stewie)
"All these IPs. They are coming from.... here. But if they are coming from here then that means... Brian you son of bitch! You have been cheating!!"

>Stewie beats up Brian.

(Brian)
"Please! No! Why would I even cheat in this tournament what do I even gain?"

(Stewie)
"I don't know, but all that ballot stuffing is more obvious than the time Ashley Simpson lip synced over at SNL."

>Insert Obvious Probably done before cutaway.

(Brian)
"I know what it looks like Stewie, but I didn't stuff the ballots. Maybe someone else in the house did. Like Peter or Lois."

(Stewie)
"Really? You're going to blame the two most technologically inept people to rig a virtual tournament."

(Brian)
"Come on Stewie you have to believe me."

(Stewie)
*sigh* "Fine. But I'm only giving you one chance. We'll check every other computer in this house and see if someone else rigged the tournaments. Come on Brian."
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>>14672
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>>14727
>Peter and the group huddle up Cleveland's computer.

(Peter)
"Alright. We made our fiverr account, let's get on here and see what we are working with."

>Peter types up RPG Maker Game.

(Peter)
"Holy crap! These cheap as hell! Why does no one ever go here to have people make their games?"

(Cleveland)
"Peter you also gotta remember these are starting prices. It can be much more expensive during the end. Especially if we're having them rush the game to be done."

(Joe)
"That is true. If anything we're probably going to be spending maybe five thousand dollars by the end of this."

(Quagmire)
"Hey guys check out this offer. Sexy gamer girl offering to make a game for thirty bucks."

(Peter)
"Sorry Quagmire. As enticing as that sounds, we don't want to end up like Blizzard."

>Insert cutaway about Blizzard. Nah this one ain't shitty. It's about a shitty company that never made a good game.

>The group continues searching among the website.

(Joe)
What about that guy?

(Quagmire)
"Really? He looks like furry. I mean sure they make good art but I ain't ruining the story I made because some guy who is too afraid to admit he wants to fuck a dog wants to add his OC that likes eating shit. I mean it doesn't fit the story or tone of the game we are making."

(Joe)
"You got a strong point there Quagmire. I mean you gotta be a reckless idiot to allow such an OC to exist in a video game."

(Peter)
"So sorry.... to interrupt. But I think I have a come up with a solution. On how to fix our solution."

(Quagmire)
"Really now?"
(Cleaveland)
"Do tell."
(Joe)
"Let's hear it Peter."

(Peter)
"It's so obvious that I'm surprised we never thought about it. We need an Asain in our group."

>The gang stay silent for a bit.

(Peter)
"I mean think about it. If we get an Asain in our group, we can make our game in no time, because let's admit Asai makes better RPGs than America does and not to mention we get diversity points because of it."

(Cleaveland)
"Peter, does diversity and inclusion really matter in a game like this?"

(Peter)
"Of course it does, I mean look at how good The Last of Us Part II."

>Fuck it I'll do this joke as well.
(Jeff)
"And the winner for sweeping all the awards from our competition is... Neil Druckmann."

>Neil Druckman soon arrives on stage with white smudge mark around his mouth and cheeks.

(Jeff)
"Congrats on winning all the awards for sucking all those dicks Neil. Can't wait to see what you do on Part III."

(Neil)
"Don't worry Jeff. Because next time... I'm gonna suck even more."

(Text)
"The Last of Us Part II would continue to be hated on the internet by everyone... Neil would later be considered patient 0 of Monkey Pox."

(Quagmire)
"I mean Peter does have a point bu-."

(Joe)
"Hey guys come check this guy out!"

>The group gathers around Joe.

(Joe)
"Found a guy who lives around Quahog. He seems to have good skills judging by his portfolio and reviews. I've been talking to him for a while and he says he'll be interested in making the game for free."

(Peter)
"Really? Well crap! We gotta choose him them. Accept his offer!"

>The gang cheers as Joe writes him up.

(Joe)
"Hmm... says here he wants to meet us. Over at the Quahog park by the slide."

(Peter)
"Alright then let's go. I'm more ready to make this game right now like how ready Tom Cruise is to do all of his own stunts."

>Insert cutaway that shows Tom Cruise's stunts were all suicide attempts.
No.14906
Anonymous
the op image is bueno because of the epitome of beanmouth cartoon, but when will this tournament ever come out? You said it will come in two weeks!
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>>14344
Thanks, better keep track of the date!
No.14909
Anonymous
>>14906
It start the following friday.
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I started reading Umineko the other day, and now I'm gonna try and meme Battler to Elite Eight. Sure he's partially a meme pick but I think if he made it past round 1, he could get strong enough momentum to reach Elite Eight provided no cum is involved again.
No.14947
Anonymous
1 week left boys
No.14948
Anonymous
>>14913
I'll do a cum tribute if he makes it to Elite Eight
No.14949
Anonymous
>>14948
Another one?!
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>>14948
>anon does a cum tribute on Battler during quarter-finals
>it boosts his chances and he makes it to finals
No.14952
Anonymous
Replies:>>14968
>>13955
So, Vocaloids are now considered vidya. What're your thoughts on that? You think one will actually get somewhere in the tourney?
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>Just playtesting how my writefagging looks and also getting the attention of the other Harryfag


“10-2, 10-5. This is 41st, come in. Over.”
Jules answered as he always did, the static of your ham radio coming through much worse than the ones on your station’s coupris. You straighten your back in the off chance that keeping its flimsy antenna high in the air might improve the connection.

>”10-4, 10-16, Jules. Is Jean there? Please tell me he’s there. Or at least Kim.”

“10-4. Jean and Kim are out helping precinct 30 with a case in Revachol East. If it’s an emergency, I could relay a message to them. Over.”

RHETORIC [Trivial: Success] - Of course it’s an emergency. How could it not be? Do anything you can, just get them on the line. They need to hear this.

ESPIRT DE CORPS [Medium: Success] - You can already hear the indifference in Kim’s voice as he waits to see if you actually had anything important to say. Jean rips the receiver from his hands and raises his voice. “Are you really doing this AGAIN?”

>You deflate with a sigh. “10-4. 10-10. It can wait. Over.”

The static fades in your ear and you lower the radio to your side. You turn to the lime-green clipboard sitting beside you on the metal bench, a swell of pride hitting you all over again as you gaze upon the title of your case report. “Rex Ludorum.” The king of games.

DRAMA [Easy: Success] - ‘Tis a thing of power, sire. Any finger daring to flip through a filing cabinet would trip over such a mighty phrase. It cannot be ignored.

You’re not exactly how it was relevant to the case, but it came to you in such vivid detail that it seemed fitting. In fact, you haven’t even started the case yet. You showed up to the right part of Jamrock twenty minutes ago and had an epiphany instead. All you’ve been told about it was that a man had been murdered in an alleyway, but not who or how. You stand up from the bench and scratch your head, the cold metal seemingly lingering on your pant legs. An equally frigid wind blows in from the alleyway and engulfs you.

SHIVERS [Formidable: Success] - He knows you.
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>>14957
10-4, Harrybro. Great introduction, can't wait to see where this goes.
No.14960
Anonymous
Replies:>>14962
>>14958
You the same guy as on /v/ that wanted to coordinate? Either way, I'll just throw my idea down here regardless.

Seeing as doing long-form pastebin writefagging doesn't really gather as much attention per ounce of effort that drawfagging does, I was considering doing post-by-post scenes styled in Disco's system to see if that gathers a bit more momentum. So far I've got about three scenes that I was going to post for qualifiers. Didn't wanna seem too spammy with it. I briefly considered almost doing a sort of quest-like interaction with the thread but that would absolutely be abrasive, if fitting, and quests aren't allowed on /v/ in any capacity anyways. I can't really dig too deep into the story without knowing how the brackets line up, but that's nothing new with these things. I was just wondering what (that other guy)'s plan was in how he wanted to coordinate.

Also I could post the other two scenes I have. It's not like it's spoiling anything, and they're already done for the most part.
No.14962
Anonymous
Replies:>>14963
>>14960
Yup, I'm the same guy from /v/. Other than one high-effort portrait I'm working on for nominations I had an idea to decide Harry's characterization for the tournament by post # gets, not questing or RP. It's pretty simple, I can post a pastebin if you want.
No.14963
Anonymous
Replies:>>14964
>>14962
Sure, though if I'm not mistaken /v/ has gets turned off, so you'd be working with just individual singles if that's what you meant. At the very least my writefaggotry won't seem to intersect your campaign at all.
No.14964
Anonymous
Replies:>>14965
>>14963
It's all based around single digits:
https://pastebin.com/1jttxqHZ
If you can handle the writing, I'll do the artfaggotry. All the link above is for is to add an element from the game into the tourney if you choose.
No.14965
Anonymous
Replies:>>14966
>>14964
Sure. I'll just post the rest then. I was more or less just gonna play Harry like a "hacked-in full stats second playthrough schizoid" where he's fully loaded in with all of his terrible habits at once (whichever appeals to me at the time) but I can take it into consideration.



The bartender’s gaze only wanders to you in passing. He makes sure you catch his look of disinterest while he pours another patron’s drink. Not only did he care little for the genius of this case’s grand name, but he also didn’t want to hear how much you hated not being assigned a new vehicle after somebody else crashed yours.

“Okay. Are you going to be actually getting anything, Harry?”

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Trivial: Success] - Commodore Red. Entire bottle. Now.

VOLITION [Heroic: Failure] - You promised Jean you would only drink after solving your case, but you haven’t even started it yet, right? Luckily for you, it won’t count.

[Reál lost - 7.00]

The neck of the bottle feels right in your hands. The weight of the glass and the sweet nectar inside feel distinct to you. You take a swig and sigh, and only then did your case officially start.

>”While you’re here, I need some information on the murder that happened a week back.”

“What about it?”

>“Just ramble about it. Anything you heard.”

The bartender shrugs and begins to wipe down the counter beneath the tap. “Not enough to matter. As far as I heard, somebody found a body in the alley and called you guys. Some other precinct came, did a report, then took away the body.”

>”The papers I got said that they didn’t have the body.”

With a shake of his head, the bartender tosses his rag into the sink behind him. “That’s what the cops said, though I heard different from some bum that was nearby at the time. That ain’t exactly a trustworthy source–but then again, neither are you.”

>”Do you think they lost the body in transit?”

“I don’t know. Like I said, I ain’t heard much. Look, if you wanna know exactly what the guy said, he claimed up and down that the body just disappeared. Into thin air, you know?”

INLAND EMPIRE [Formidable: Success] - Not disappeared. Misplaced. Lifeless eyes have seen the trail, but the tongue will never speak it.

>”Guess I should go look for this guy, then. Thanks.”
No.14966
Anonymous
>>14965
Hesitant as you were to approach the clattering in the dumpster, the man that emerged from it to your calls was anything but intimidating. Nevermind the fact that he barely came up to your waist, or that his nose was almost longer than his arms. He was pale as a ghost, but his suit and crudely-gelled hair were a sheer black.

“HEY HE Y WOAH!! NOW THE [[Delicious pork chop dinner]] ARE AFTER ME TOO? I’VE DONE NOTHING [[of great value!!]]”

PERCEPTION [Medium: Success] - Those funky two-tone glasses are actually just empty frames with colored plastic taped into them. The points where the plastic was roughly cut just barely stick out over the side.

>I should try to find a pair of those.

INTERFACING - Better yet, take the cue and make some of your own. It can’t be too hard if this guy did it.

>”I’m trying to find some information about a body that apparently disappeared. Know anything about it?”

The tiny man gives a bellowing laugh, his jerky movements reminding you of an insect. “HOH O HO HO! YOU LITTLE [[Nickelodeon Gak]]! YOU’’RE TRYING TO WEASEL IN ON THE [[Tour de France 2006]], AREN’T YOU? THAT’$ RIGHT,, YOU TOO C4N [[live like a king]]”

RHETORIC [Easy: Success] - He’s trying to sell you something, but I don’t think even he knows what he’s trying to sell you.

>”Do you know about that body or not?”

“OF COURSE I D0! THE FIRST [[Country gravy]] HAS ALREADY BEEN SPILLED! THAT [[Walking Dead season 3]] IS LONG GONE!! THE O NLY WAY YOU’LL FIND IT IS [[Hyperlink Blocked]]!! THAT’’S R1GHT ! YOU GOTTA WALK LIKE THAT [[Fresh pair of white socks]] DID!”

The manic eyes behind the fake glasses suddenly went dark, his muttering barely reaching your ears. “To the bitter end.”

EMPATHY [Legendary: Success] - A sunbeam through a crack in the clouds. All it illuminates is a blood-soaked path. Just as suddenly as it appeared, the light was snuffed out by a sweeping shadow, and all was warm again.

“HAHAH4HA! WE’RE ALL GONNA [[Enjoy incredible savings!!]]”
No.14968
Anonymous
>>14952
Probably not, but at least it will appease the screaming autists
No.14969
Anonymous
another hype thread up on /v/
No.14970
Anonymous
Looks like that fake King of /v/ didn't happen.
Replies:>>14973
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The Campaign TF2fags have put up could unironically grant them a win if they continue it.
Replies:>>14976
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>>14972
remember tf2 always gets E8 without campaigning, now imagine with just 10% increase in posting
Replies:>>14979
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What are his chances
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>>14973
I hope we get something on-par with Scout's 2020 campaign. He and Travis had excellent campaigns that year.
Replies:>>14980
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Vote for the Grox when the time comes.
No.14979
Anonymous
>>14974
Low with Kirby. If Kirby at least makes E8, his chances will be higher next year.
No.14980
Anonymous
>>14978
fuck off ainigger
No.14981
Anonymous
There seems to be so much hype around Jack. Did that many people truly enjoy Strangers of Paradise, or is it just because of the memes?
No.14982
Anonymous
Replies:>>14987
IMO If any TF2 character is gonna get into the E8 it should be Engineer
>Why?
I just like his character more
Replies:>>14984
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>>14981
Mix of both. Chaosposting was huge on the board last year around E3, and Stranger of Paradise still gets threads often. Had Jack been allowed last year, he would've curbstomped the entire tournament.
No.14984
Anonymous
Replies:>>14985
>>14983
What even is the general consensus of SoP
No.14985
Anonymous
>>14984
It's good but needed improvements when it comes to performance and the loot system. The gameplay was fun and the story was better than most expected. Don't know about the DLCs but I know a lot of people didn't like the Bahamut DLC.
Replies:>>14988
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>>14729
>Lucky there's a King of /v/
Replies:>>15083
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>>14986
(Stewie)
"Alright Brian do you have Meg's Laptop."

(Brian)
"Of course I do, I want to prove I am innocent."

(Stewie)
"Of course you do cheater. Now let's check this bitch's history."

(Brian)
"Wouldn't she be using the Incognito mode?"

(Stewie)
"Even if that were the case, I could use the FBI database to track where she has been. The only way she couldn't be tracked is with one of those shitty VPN that Youtubers shill constantly."

>Insert a Mr Beast Cutaway.

(Stewie)
"Let's see... "How to shave your pubic hair", "is it bad to shave your pubic hair", "do you gain bumps after shaving your pubic hair", "How the fuck do you kill yourself"..."

(Brian)
"Oh my god! Did Meg really type that last one in."

(Stewie)
"No. That was the web browser itself after Meg did a google image search of herself. If Meg really wanted to do that she would try to gain attention first."

>Stewie then closes the laptop.

(Stewie)
"Well Bri we only have one computer to check out til I beat the shit out of you."

(Brian)
"Yeah why exactly am I getting beat up here?"

(Stewie)
"Because ever since you became the host Brian, we have had nothing but skinny faggots as our king. I want tall buff manly men becoming our kings again. Ones that can easily grind me into hamburger with their big bare chests alone."

(Brian)
"You know you could just compare for Haggar and Zangief."

(Stewie)
"I could but I'm just as lazy as Orel Peterson when it comes to writing a script."

>Insert a cutaway of Orel Peterson doing the "Fuck it! We'll do it live" bit.

>Brian and Stewie are trying to sneak into Chris' room, Chris still on the computer.

(Brian)
"Looks like Chris is still here."

(Stewie)
"It'll probably be much harder to get into his history now. Unless we distract him."

(Brian)
"Wait a second."

>Brian takes a closer look.

>Chris is obviously rigging the polls.

(Brian)
"That bastard!"

>Brian and Stewie charge in.

(Brian)
"Aha! Caught you red handed you little prick!"

(Chris)
"What? I swear Brian I am not on my usual porn sites!"

(Brian)
"I'm not talking about that! I'm talking about you rigging the polls!"

(Stewie)
"By god! He has seventy alternative accounts! No wonder Midna has been gaining so many votes."

(Brian)
"Well Chris what do you have to say for yourself?"

(Chris)
"I already told you guys I rigged the polls!"

(Brian and Stewie)
"Wait what?" "I- I clearly don't remember this."

(Chris)
"Back near the beginning of the episode. I literally told everyone I rigged Midna in. How did you guys not notice it was me?!"

>Stewie and Brian look at each mumble how they should have known this was the case.

(Chris)
"Now if you don't mind, I'm going back to /tnt/ and brag to everyone about how I am going to be the new host for Tag Team."

(Stewie)
"Well Brian looks like I owe you an apology."

(Brian)
"Don't worry about it Stewie, at least we now know the tournaments are safe and I can continue being Nightshift Anon."

(Chris)
"Wait! YOU'RE NIGHTSHIFT ANON! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!"

>Chris then beats the shit out of Brian for a solid five minutes.

>Brian is a bloody panting mess now after Chris is done.

(Brian)
"What the fuck was that for?!"

(Chris)
"THAT'S FOR LETTING AM AND CHRISTOPHER ROBIN INTO KING /V/ BUT NOT GERALT! GERALT IS ALSO A /V/ CHARACTER DAMMIT!!"

>Stewie walks up to Brian

(Stewie)
"Yeah that was kind of a dick move to make Brian."
No.14989
Anonymous
>>14906
Um ackshually, Family Guy style is low-effort but it's not beanmouth.
No.14996
Anonymous
Replies:>>14997
>>14641
lol, going to support the most schizo nominations now
No.14997
Anonymous
>>14996
Then vote Jevil
No.14998
Anonymous
Lol, almost everyone is against Mario
Truly he's become the biggest heel
No.14999
Anonymous
Replies:>>15000
Kirby is better than bony schizo.
No.15000
Anonymous
>>14999
Based.
No.15001
Anonymous
Replies:>>15003
>>14998
Qualifiers will just be Mario vs. the World and it'll be pretty funny
No.15002
Anonymous
>>14981
It's a FOTM effect. He's from a relatively new game so /v/ is currently still obsessed with him when in 2019-2020 he wasn't even nominated I think. Garland's popularity will dwindle in the next couple of years.
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>>14998
>>15001
>Geno
>Frank West
>Agent 47
>Waluigi
>Batter
>Jack Garland
>My weak brother
>Metal Sonic
>Bowser
>Dracula
>Ocelot
I must go hunting, wish me luck.
No.15004
Anonymous
Schizo Mario arc when
No.15005
Anonymous
>>15003
Mario will lose with this 5
No.15006
Anonymous
Replies:>>15007
>>15005
6 and mario wins it all
No.15007
Anonymous
Replies:>>15009
>>15006
7 and this post is wrong
No.15008
Anonymous
>>15005
Every Mario supporter is in shambles. All three of them.
No.15009
Anonymous
Replies:>>15015
>>15007
nine and king is cancelled
No.15010
Anonymous
Replies:>>15011
Battler won't job with this 0
No.15011
Anonymous
>>15010
1 and Battler jobs in Round 1
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>>15003
Good Mario. Let's not forget who's got the real talent here. You're the real one out of those wannabes. Let's make them pay.
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>>15003
I got Ocelot and Agent 47. You and Black Battler can handle the rest. I hope we can shove that crown up that stupid annoying white duck's ass. My demon dogs will have a nice dinner after it.
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>>15003
>Jobrio
No.15015
Anonymous
>>15009
5 and king is uncancelled
No.15016
Anonymous
Replies:>>15017
6 and the finale is Battler vs Mario
No.15017
Anonymous
>>15016
7 and it's annulled.
No.15018
Anonymous
https://boards.4channel.org/v/thread/620166582#p620202236
BROS...
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yeah it’s a reddit meme, but it’s also one of the funniest bugs i’ve ever seen. so yes, i’m gonna nominate montgomery gator, AKA Giga Monty
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>jobbers getting uppitty
It seems it's time to cal in The White
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I kinda want Mario to get in now so he can go up against Battler in round 1 and we have the battle of the jobbers. The question is will he make it in or be excluded due to series limit for the third time? I can see Luigi and Waluigi making the bracket easily, and then the third Mario rep will either be Bowser or Jobrio.
No.15025
Anonymous
Replies:>>15027
Who keeps making hype threads
They been told to stop yet they keep posting them
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There been so many hypethreads what the hell
Replies:>>15043
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>>15025
Yes, I wonder who
No.15043
Anonymous
>>15027
Tourney Anon?
No.15047
Anonymous
Replies:>>15049
>>13955
OH FUCK THE TOURNAMENT!! WHENS IT ON?!
No.15049
Anonymous
>>15047
Friday.
No.15083
Anonymous
>>14988
Aren't you going to finish this?
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Couldn't bring myself to not share this fine OC in this thread.
No.15088
Anonymous
Final day.
No.15092
Anonymous
I unironically expect Travis to be top seed this year.
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Post your nom dancing
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UH, ALL THE EVIL PEOPLE OR BAD GUYS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS TOURNAMENT BECAUSE IT'S FOR RIGHTEOUS PEOPLE ONLY, UNDERSTAND, CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL MAKE EVIL PEOPLE REHABILITATED AGAIN!!!
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the King has been chosen before the tournament started
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Nightshift must allow him in the tourney
No.15116
Anonymous
Replies:>>15119
>>15115
Bill has a ton of vidya versions and vidya characters clearly meant to be Bill
No.15119
Anonymous
Replies:>>15121
>>15116
You must give me examples
We must get Bill into the tourney
There is no debating this
No.15120
Anonymous
>at least a quarter of the Ko/v/ nominations are going to be Propane tier funposts
>out of those half of them will be different versions of vidya Clinton
Replies:>>15125
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>>15119
Bill in Sox the Cat Rocks The Hills
Bill in Cruise n World
Bill in The Third World War
their's probably more Bills we can submit
No.15123
Anonymous
Replies:>>15133
With all the attention focused on the TGAs aftermath for the next week, do you think king threads will be max comfy with a few funposters?
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>>15121
Sega Mega CD games had the best covers ever.
No.15126
Anonymous
Replies:>>15130
Real life people are ineligible other than the whitelisted ones.
Replies:>>15128
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The closest we can get is Tony Hawk winning.
No.15128
Anonymous
>>15127
>Loud won an award.
>Tony Hawk appeared in The Casagrandes.
I think it works.
No.15129
Anonymous
Where's the hype thread?
Replies:>>15131
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>>15126
then we'll just submit The President from Persona 2
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>>15130
>>15115
>Now fasten your seatbelts, and remember:
>DON'T INHAAAALE
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Good work agent Clinton.
Proceed to the extraction point!
No.15133
Anonymous
>>15123
It has all the makings of being a terrible year, but we will see.
No.15134
Anonymous
Replies:>>15135
When does it start exactly?
No.15135
Anonymous
>>15134
7PM is when each round ends and starts.
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>wrote up a grox nomination few days ago
>lost it because google crashed
>just wrote this
How is it?
https://pastebin.com/scGf8HRU
No.15138
Anonymous
You know, we could use Sonic as the Bill Clinton representative
Sonic's personality was originally based on him
No.15139
Anonymous
>>15138
>that one scene where sonic infiltrates the presidents limo
Replies:>>15143
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FIVE HOURS
No.15141
Anonymous
Replies:>>15145
>>15138
Sonic predates even the 1992 Democratic Party presidential primaries. BTW, he jobbed twice, with the second time being against Bilibili Impact.
No.15143
Anonymous
>>15140
I think I miscalculated the time... Either that or timezones exist.
No.15144
Anonymous
>MFW I have like 65 picks I wanna nominate
Oh boy, what should I do boys
Should I nominate the black horses first?
No.15145
Anonymous
>>15141
https://itsalmo.st/time-for-nominations-gnig
if it's right this post should be 3 hours older than my first one
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Attention all anons
You have 1 hour left to pick your nominees before King of /v/ starts
You better hurry up, there's not much time left
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5 minutes left faggots
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May the strongest man win...
No.15150
Anonymous
And so it begins
No.15151
Anonymous
Where’s the thread mansly?
No.15152
Anonymous
Where is the thread?
No.15153
Anonymous
uhmm NSA??
No.15154
Anonymous
Are you fucking kidding me.
No.15155
Anonymous
my hands are sweaty right now PLEASE MAKE THE THREAD NOW
No.15156
Anonymous
What the hell does Balls mean by “technical issues”? This is a first.
No.15157
Anonymous
>>15156
Balls are in a knot.
No.15158
Anonymous
#cancelled
No.15159
Ballsanon !th0DR5qBxs
Replies:>>15160
>>15156
NSA told me that when he tried to make the thread it was 'locked out' so the jannies probably put most of the keywords in the spam filter
he's messaging mods about it atm
No.15160
Anonymous
>>15159
What the fuck? Why would they even do that? It doesn't benefit anyone.
No.15161
Ballsanon !th0DR5qBxs
>>15160
dunno, really weird imo
anyhow NSA is talking to a mod atm
No.15162
Anonymous
Replies:>>15171
>>15160
This is why King should come first. Queen attracts the WORST autists, of which the mods are among that group. If one of their picks doesn't go their way, they destroy everything out of spite. King should come first, since it evokes MUCH less dedicated autism.
No.15163
Anonymous
What now?
No.15164
Anonymous
>>15163
We wait until this is sorted out
No.15165
Anonymous
>>15163
We wait until the Modcoin shoots up and then sell
No.15166
Ballsanon !th0DR5qBxs
>>15163
making the thread asap
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Oh GODDAMNIT THIS IS MY FIRST KING OF /v/ AND IM GETTING BLUEBALLED AAHHHHHHHHH
No.15168
Anonymous
European anons we cannot stop being fucked over.
No.15169
Anonymous
Replies:>>15172
>>15166
Ball I must ask, is Bridget banned from King as well?
No.15170
Anonymous
I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO SPORE MUSIC ON REPEAT FOR THE LAST 2 HOURS AND I HAVENT PISSED. START THE THREADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
No.15171
Anonymous
>>15162
King is more fun because it has time to develop fun banter and memes during Queen, changing the order is a terrible idea.
No.15172
Anonymous
>>15169
I think the Queen rules implied Bridget would be allowed in King, but I’d much rather just ban trans characters outright if it’s not clear on their gender. There is no grandfather clause in King of /v/.
No.15173
Anonymous
>>15166
Did things get sorted or is it still ongoing?
No.15174
Anonymous
>>15172
That's really not fair. A character should at least be allowed to compete in one of the tournaments.
No.15175
Anonymous
>>15174
Anon a trans character would shit up the threads
I don't care if you think it's unfair, it would cause a lot of problems
No.15176
Anonymous
Replies:>>15180
Imagine if we are informed we will have to do king here...
No.15177
Anonymous
>>15175
Pyro?
No.15178
Ballsanon !th0DR5qBxs
THREAD IS UP
https://boards.4channel.org/v/thread/620648163
No.15179
Anonymous
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT
No.15180
Anonymous
>>15176
Well it would filter out a lot of the shitters
No.15181
Anonymous
>>15172
I know it isn't /v/ but for fucks sake a canister of liquefied petroleum was allowed to participate, let the voters filter out the trannies. Despite the enormous stink a certain trap had, he didnt even make it in one of /co/'s tornaments. The ban would just increase funposting for the worse.
No.15183
Anonymous
Replies:>>15186
So anyway, now it's off. But what exactly happened? Did the mods place a limit until the agreed timer or something?
No.15185
Anonymous
>>15174
I get this, but I think trans characters are way too much of a controversy unless it’s more of a fun tidbit than anything like Poison or Birdo. Bridget’s gender is a very contentious issue, and it doesn’t help that canon could imply either answer is technically right now. If Bridget was allowed in both tournaments, they would just make the one which came first.
No.15186
Anonymous
>>15183
I think it was just the early hype threads triggering hypervigilant jannies. fucking quickshot asshats don't know how to even make a stealth thread.
No.15187
Anonymous
>>15175
I like Bridget. I want them in at least one of the tournaments as a fan of the character.
No.15188
Anonymous
>>15185
>If Bridget was allowed in both tournaments, they would just make the one which came first.
Alright, but in cases for Bridget and whatever, they should only be nominated in 1 tournament per year. That means if they participate or get filtered by Qualifiers in, for example, Queen of V, they wouldn't be eligible for running in King of v at ALL. Fair rule, isn't it?
No.15189
Anonymous
>>15185
Bridget is a man. Saying he's "technically female" is just tranny representation pandering.