/tnt/ - Tournaments & Events

>>13955
What are his chances of entering?

There's only one loser fit enough to be the king

SO HERE I AM

VOTE GROX AND SCORN GUY!
When the time comes, of course.

>>13956
very probable i presume

I'M GOING TO REPRESENT DR. EGGMAN! SCREW METAL SONIC AND NEGA!

ENTER THE TECHNOCRACY OF TERROR
(I will remove and add characters if need be, this isn't the final poster.)

You will make sure Mario jobs, right?

>>13968
His odds are looking pretty nice this year

>>13968
For me, it's the Chucklefuckheads. If the autist assimilation anon is here, thanks again for helping me by creating the poster.

/pw/ KIRBYMANIACS, WHERE ARE YOU AT?

>>13968
Updated. Gonna go shower now.

Going to try for him this year.

My subordinates call me...
Mr.Grizz.

I plan on nominating Black Battler so we can potentially have a Battler match, which Battler will still job.

I’M PILOT X! AND I CHALLENGE YOU, TO A TOURNAMENT, IN OUTER SPACE!!!!!!!!!!

>>13971
I'll make sure of it
>>14149
>Idk about Geno because they have to deal with Smashfags wanting his head.
Wasn't Geno the character smashfags wanted the most though? I stopped paying attention to the Smash community after Ultimate first released but I remember him being a really popular request.
>The Mario in that movie sounds off ngl but we'll have an army of unfunny and angry Mario posters to deal with.
Agreed, it sounds way worse than Charles Martinet or Lou Albano. Don't know why people are saying it'll boost Mario's chances, but it'll probably boost Bowser and Luigi's chances, with the third Mario rep in Ko/v/ most likely being either Geno or Waluigi.

>>13968
For me, it's Justice.

>>14151
Geno's a vocal minority character. His requests have been long and loud enough to get acknowledged in other forms, but it's never been that many people and not enough to get him an actual playable spot.

He has a bad reputation how his fans can be entitled with thinking he deserves a spot just because they want him, but also the opposite side where people think he's not deserving because he's a niche character who's only had a main role in a single game. I just think he's neat. He's not a particularly deep character with any development, just a cool puppet with gun arms from a fun game.

>>14155
>>14158
we're getting Skull Face in this

>>14154
>j*stice

>>14342
Calling it now, Raiden is gonna get a bunch of qualifier votes but not make the bracket because funny Brazilian man got a bit more

>Tournament is December 9
>Game Awards will release a new Mario movie trailer in December 8
IT WILL BE ME

>>14344
>Jobrio
Nah, Bowser and Luigi are gonna get in while Waluigi will be the third rep. Hell even Geno will get more votes in qualifiers than you.

>>14153
I'm going to be honest, I would allow Trazyn in even if he doesn't originate from Vidya. As long as there is funposting going around and he's somewhat related to video games, unlike Rebecca who is an anime only and brought a shitstorm into the threads.

>POV: merchant nerd getting shoved into the locker by schizo delinquents.

>>14363
>whatever the hell Scout is doing
It's working.

>>14364
Araghast Marvelous

>>14344
>Mario

>>14367

'ate batim
luv striker
simple as

>>14376

SMT CHADS remember to support DEMI-FIEND (Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne) and WALTER (Shin Megami Tensei IV) in the qualifiers for our best chances this year, with the combined might of the chaosfag alliance this will be our year

>>14376
Frank West

>>14380
Me Leaky!
Good for cheating on Bear and Bird Game!
Me gonna rig!

>>14383
Not afraid of the plumber.

>>14393
Lay it on me. I remember someone during Queen saying that Dracula, Nyarly, and Ocelot are the three villains of the tournament, so I'm gonna make something like pic related but with those three.

>>14393

>>14396
Nice, can't wait for them to rig the tournament

>>14399
If my mains job this year at the very least I can blame it on /v/'s horrendous taste, and I have Queen of /v/ 2022 Round 1 results to back me up on that.

>>14406
Going to /ic/ is the biggest mistake any artist can make. If you have a passion for art, you will improve. But you need to WANT to improve. Find some works that inspire you (Anime, Cartoons, Vidya, etc.) and give it time. NEVER compare yourself to other artists, but use the ones you like as reference and motivation. Draw for fun, draw for practice, but NEVER draw for others' approval. Once you are confident in your own skill, posting online becomes easier.
You're gonna make it, anon. You and anyone else who believes they can.

>>14415
I'm only gonna nominate Proto Man because THERE ARE NO HEROES LEFT IN MAN

>>14396
>Ocelot is Conquest
>Nyarly is War
>Dracula is Famine
>Trazyn in Death

Rather fitting actually.

(Nightshift)
It seems today
All you post on /v/
Is shitting on some vidya and just bare pussy

(Anon)
But where are those good old fashion funposts
The ones we love to see!

(Everyone)
Lucky, there's a King of /v/!
Lucky there's a man who,
we wish we can all be,
All the things that make us

(Psyanon)
Cope and seethe.

(Everyone)
He's--a--king--of--/v/!!!

>>14432
>You can all hear the fucking music once you see this image.

>>14433
(TV)
"We now return to Channel 5 News with today's top story."

>>14434
(Tom)
"Hello this is Tom Tucker and today Quahog must be really slow at the news. Because we are reporting about 4chan of all things."

(Diane)
"Really? We have nothing to report aside from that?"

(Tom)
"Seems like it. But the folks over at FOX want us to talk about something that will stir up controversy. They aren't paying us to do nothing. Today we talk about the new Queen of /v/, Midna, from the famous video game series the Legend of Zelda. According to all five people with over three hundred email accounts, Midna was voted the most beautiful video game chatacter of all time against her top opponent, Hornet from Hollowknight."

(Diane)
"... are you sure /v/ is not just full of furry degenerates Tom?"

(Tom)
"I don't know Diane! I don't go on 4chan! I don't beowse the boards! I just tell the news!!"

>>14435
(Chris)
"Ha ha! I knew I could rig her in."

(Meg)
"I just don't get it. Why would they just talk about a video game character winning some beauty contest? I mean I do admit she definitely looks appealing and she does have curves but doesn't it just mess with what people think are hot, having them make their standards higher?"

(Lois)
"Meg, it's a fictional character, only fat pathetic virgins are going to masturbate to them."

(Peter)
"Yeah Meg, like Lois said, shut the hell up. Now then we should all get ready for the Mr. and Ms. /co/lympus tournaments. Now Brian I need you to start making the fliers."

(Brian)
"Peter, the tournaments for Mr. /co/lympus don't start til next October. Advertising yourself right now are going to get the tournaments banned."

(Peter)
"I mean it doesn't hurt to prepare Brian. Besides I have to win this thing, otherwise I'm going to end up like a loser like Eggman."

>Insert unfunny cutaway where Eggman gets brutally injured or killed while participating in the tournament.

(Stewie)
"Wait a damn minute Brian. I thought you hated 4chan. So wouldn't getting rid of the tournaments be a benefit towards you?"

(Brian)
"Well... yeah it probably would... but it also stop every waifu spamming husks from covering the board with it's degeneracy. Making it more bearable than usual."

(Stewie)
"Right..."

(Peter)
"Then what am I going to do all year? I can't just go to work, go to the bar, come home, watch some TV, and have sex with my hot wife. It gets mundane after a while."

(Lois)
"I'm sure you'll think of something Peter. But in the meantime please stop trying to get votes. I'm sure one day you will make it into the brackets and win but in the meantime you should really stop with all this campaigning and take a break."

(Peter)
"Ah alright. But mark my words. Once I become Mr. /co/ things are going to move up for the Griffin household. I just know it."

(Stewie)
"No... no they aren't."

>>14436
>You know the damn music.

>>14437
>Peter browses through a product placement laptop.

(Joe)
"Hey Peter, what exactly are looking at with your laptop?"

(Peter)
*sigh* "Just looking at where I am in the results of Mr. /co/ again."

(Cleaveland)
"Peter you really need to get off that website. It's really racist."

(Joe)
"And tumblr, reddit, and twitter aren't?"

(Cleaveland)
"Fair point."

(Peter)
"I mean I don't get it guys. How come there's never been a Family Guy character in the brackets? I mean we're the most popular show on this network."

(Cleaveland)
"While that is true Peter, I think people are just more into King of the Hill and American Dad. I'm partially a fan of Bob's Burgers."

(Joe)
"And King of the Hill is like a legacy show, like the Simpsons, but unlike the Simpsons it learned when to quit."

(Peter)
"Ah dammit. How can we compete with that? There has to be a way for me to win this whole entire thing."

>awkward silence.

(Peter)
"You've been awfully quiet Quagmire. Something bothering you?"

(Quagmire)
"No. Just not interested in the conversation."

(Peter)
"Not interested in the conversation? Quagmire we're talking about the biggest and best event to happen on /co/ and you don't even care?"

(Quagmire)
"No, I don't Peter. I don't get on the internet twenty four seven like the rest of you guys do. Sure I get on to watch a couple of porn videos or five, but I don't waste my whole damn life on it. I mean, when was the last time you guys read a book?"

>The group is silent.

(Quagmire)
"Listen I'm all up for getting you into the brackets or whatever just so I can have some hot juicy dinosaur sex but I'm not going to waste my whole life on the sight."

(Joe)
"Quagmire is right Peter. Why don't you just take a break from /co/ for a while and just enjoy life. Like most of us."

(Quagmire)
"Don't you mean like the rest of u-"

(Joe)
"I know what I said Glenn."

(Peter)
"Alright. If you guys say so."

>Peter then walks as he continues sulking.

(Cleaveland)
"But really though, I'm afraid the more time he spends on that site, the more he's going to get comfortable saying words he shouldn't say."

>>14438
>Tune if Jack's Lament starts playing.

(Peter)
Just like Wolverine in the X-Men, what I do I am the best
For my ass is mostly known far and wide
When it comes to my show on every Sunday night
I excel without ever even trying
With the slightest little effort of my comedic charms
I've made full grown men's pants soaked with piss
With the wave of my hanf, and a well-placed swears
I have swept all my Emmy's without a miss

Yet year after year, I get no respect
And I grow so tired of pissing off the left
And I, Peter, The Family Guy!
Have grown so big... and that ain't no lie.

Oh, somewhere deep inside of the-

>Peter then falls off the spiraling hill from Nightmare before Christmas as he swears up a storm.

>Gets up, dusts himself off, and looks at the hill.

(Peter)
"WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?! We're owned by Disney now! I'm allowed to sing the songs!"

>Peter's about to go home until he notices a billboard showing off the King /v/ contest.

(Peter)
"King of /v/?"

>This then gives Peter the same idea Jack has in Nightmare Before Christmas.

>We cut back to the Griffin house with everyone eating dinner.

>Peter then comes bursting in through the window.

(Peter)
"Eureka! This year! King /v/ will be ours!!"

>Everyone then starts cheering.

(Stewie)
"Wait? Why are we cheering?"

>>14432
>>14433
>>14434
>>14435
>>14436
>>14437
>>14438
>>14439
Hope you are enjoying these taking a break.

I'm back.

>>14439
>You all know the tune

Hey Vader, what the hell is this thread about?!

>>14443
>Peter sets up his new "Game development studio"

(Peter)
"And there we go. Griffin Games is now officially set up."

(Joe)
"Thanks again for having us help you do this Peter. You know back when I was a child I always did want to make my own video game after playing games like Lethal Enforcer."

>Insert shitty Lethal Enforcer cutaway with George Floyd.

(Quagmire)
"So Peter do you know anything about programming a game?"

(Peter)
"Nope. But I am using RPG Maker 2003 to make this bad boy. Thus making it at ten times faster to work with in order to make the game before December 9'th."

(Quagmire)
"December 9'th!? Peter what the hell makes you think the hosts will accept the game before then?!"

(Cleaveland)
"Well to be fair Glenn, that new God of War game got nominated for best game of the year before it was even a month old. But honestly I don't think it deserves it."

(Peter)
"Yeah especially after what they did to Loki."

>God of War Ragnarok cutaway... fuck it I'll do this one.
(Kratos)
"Boy... did you do anything while I was gone?"

(Atreus)
"N- no...."

(Kratos)
"So you didn't fuck that horse?"

(Atreus)
"No..... I let the horse fuck me."

(Singing Choir)
"Norse mythology. At least it's not as rapey as Greek."

>back to the gang

(Peter)
"OK so here are the roles we are going to give to everyone. Quagmire you get to write the story since you write the best pornos out there."

(Quagmire)
"Sounds fair to me."

(Peter)
"Joe you are the artist since you know how to draw me perfectly."

(Joe)
"It's kind of easy since you are mostly made up of only circles."

(Cleaveland)
"What do you want me to do Peter?"

(Peter)
"Cleaveland you get the best job. You get to voice the big man himself."

(Cleaveland)
"Peter, only Morgan Freeman can voice God."

(Peter)
"No, I'm talking about me."

(Cleaveland)
"Peter don't you think it will be weird for a black man voicing a white character?"

(Peter)
"What? No. I mean if the roles were reversed I'm sure it would be just fine. I mean you would trust me to voice you right?"

(Cleaveland)
"Hmmm.... you have a point. You know what, you're right. I would be honored to voice you Peter."

(Peter)
"Then it's all settled! Let's get to work on this bad boy like how Stanley Kubrick got to work on his Napoleon Film."

...

(Peter)
"Shouldn't there be a cutaway?"

(Joe)
"Yeah, Kubrick never got to make his Napoleon film."

(Peter)
"What? But with all the technology he has now he can definitely make his full length biopic of Napoleon easily."

(Quagmire)
"He's dead Peter."

(Peter)
"Oh.... well you better transition to the next scene now."

>>14445
>scene trasition music.

This is his year

>>14446
>Brian starts looking through his laptop.

>Stewie walks in.

(Stewie)
"Oh hey Brian. What are you looking at."

>Brian closes the laptop.

(Brian)
"Nothing! I am looking at nothing."

(Stewie)
"Really now? You were looking at nothing? That's hard to believe since you were staring at that screen for a long time."

(Brian)
*sigh* "Fine. But if I show you, you better not tell anyone."

(Stewie)
"Do you really have to tell me that? I'm not like those assholes who spoiled to everyone that Han died in Episode VII of Star Wars."

>Star Wars Peter Griffin enters the room.
(Han)
"Wait! I what?! Those sons of a bitch! I was promised three more episodes!"

(Brian)
"Well there goes that surprise. Anyways back to the plot."

>Brian then opens the laptop revealing him to be...

(Stewie)
"Nightshift anon? What the hell is this?"

(Brian)
"Stewie I have to tell you this but I am the infamous host of the current 4chan tournaments."

(Stewie)
"Really now? That seems like an easy job."

(Brian)
"Trust me when I say it isn't. Look at this. I have to revise all my rules because the anons of this board filled with idiots hate the way I am running it. I say a tranny can't enter and they all go up in arms about it."

(Stewie)
"Brian you are literally dealing with several obessed men who only stare at a computer who eat nothing but chicken tendies. What harm could they possibly do you."

>Brian turns the computer towards Stewie as he is explaining this.

(Stewie)
"What the hell?! Are you being pegged by Japanese virtual star Hatsune Miku?!"

(Brian)
"They drew porn of me Stewie, and that wasn't the only piece of me being drawn in this matter."

(Stewie)
"Why are you getting raped so much in these pictures?!"

(Brian)
"Because Midna won."

(Stewie)
"Yeah these are all because Midna won the tournament fair and square. Yet these dickheads here are accusing me of cheating."

(Stewie)
"You? Cheat? Actually no they do have every right to assume you cheat."

(Brian)
"What?! I would never cheat!!"

(Stewie)
"Yeah I totally caught you cheating a few times."

(Brian)
"Name one time!"

(Stewie)
"Well..."

>Insert several flashbacks.

(Brian)
"Okay, maybe I have cheated a few times. But I didn't cheat here. I did not rig the competition at all."

(Stewie)
"Alright prove it."

(Brian)
"How exactly?"

(Stewie)
"Make a new poll on tee and tee and have them vote again."

(Brian)
"I can do that. Also it's pronounced t n t."

(Stewie)
"That's what I said. Tee and Tee."

(Brian)
*sigh* "Let's just get this over with."

>>14449
>I don't know how many more shot of this I can post.

>>14447
>>14448
Not on MY watch.

WITH MY DOUBLE DUBS I CONTAIN THEE

>>14450
(Peter)
"Alright, I just sat through several hours of RPG maker tutorials and finally learned how to place a floor tile down. So how far are you guys coming along?"

(Cleaveland)
"Well I fell like I got the voice but not the attitude correct for the chatacter."

(Peter)
"Oh really let's hear it."

(Cleveland)
"Okay Peter." *deep breath* "Hey guys, it's me, Peter Griffin! I work at a toy factory, isn't that freaking sweet!"

(Peter)
"Oh my god that does sound exactly like me. What the hell do you think is wrong with it?"

(Cleaveland)
"I'm not sure if it fits game Peter."

(Peter)
"We're both literally the same character."

(Quagmire)
"Nuh uh. I changed you."

(Peter)
"What!?"

(Quagmire)
"I figured since you are using a Japanese Role Playing Game system I decided to spice up the game's story and characters. Why don't you take a quick read and tell me what you think?"

>Peter takes the notes and reads them.

(Peter)
"Herro my namoo is Peter Griffin. I rive in the virrage of Quahog with my rovery wife Rois an-"

(Quagmire)
"Peter, stop putting in R's where I put in L's.

(Peter)
"Well can you give me an elevator pitch instead. Seems more like a more suitable thing to do in this situation."

(Quagmire)
"Fine. So the story of PeteRPG."

(Joe)
"Wait, did you say it was spell Peter RPG or Peter with a captial R in the end with a PG next to it."

(Quagmire)
"It was the latter Joe."

(Joe)
"Thanks. Trying to make this logo look good."

(Quagmire)
"Anyways, it's a forty hour story of the heroes Peter, Cleavela, Quagmir, and Joe traveling the world to rescue your wife, Lois, from the dark lord."

(Peter)
"Okay that sounds freaking sweet. However I have two problems.

(Quagmire)
"Alright shoot."

(Peter)
First of all who the hell are Quagmir and Cleavela?"

(Quagmire)
"It's me and Cleaveland. It's obviously me and Cleaveland."

(Peter)
"But why are you only using seven letter."

(Quagmire)
"That's the max amount of characters you have in a game."

(Peter)
"Then why not use Glenn or Brow-..." *Looks at Cleaveland* "Okay I understand your use of not using Brown, but why not use Glenn?"

(Quagmire)
"That's easy, cause in this game, I am a rocking elf bard."

(Peter)
"Ah a bit of Lord of the Rings inspired l like that."

(Quagmire)
"Gotta have a nice weird name for my feminine elf."

(Peter)
"Feminine?"

(Quagmire)
"We played rock paper scissors to see who would be the waifu. I chose paper and they both chose scissors."

(Peter)
"Oh"

(Quagmire)
"So what was your second problem?"

(Peter)
"Oh yeah, my second problem is forty hours?! How can we make something so long within forty hours?!"

(Quagmire)
"Oh God you're right! I didn't even think of that. I was so busy writing that blew over my head!"

(Peter)
"And I barely know how to program correctly."

(Cleaveland)
"Well we could hire someone through fiverr."

(Peter)
"Fiferr. What's that?"

(Cleveland)
"Basically a site where you can commission someone to make something for you. My son goes there all the time to get people to make stuffed animals for him."

(Peter)
"What are we waiting for. Let's go do it!"

(Joe)
"Hey Peter, you never asked to see how my art was yet."

(Peter)
"Oh. Right. So... how's your art Joe?"

(Joe)
"No Peter it's too late. Let's go ahead and hire that guy from fiverr. I can show you my art later."

(Cleaveland)
"I mean we can take a few seconds to-"

(Peter)
"No time let's go!"

>As everyone leaves the room Joe looks at his art one last time.

>Joe sighs

>The art shows all of them hanging out in the bar with Joe being able to stand.

>>14455
You dare stand before me Mortal

>>14554
Silence

>>14555
No.

>>14555
>Trips

>The fucking music's playing again.

>>14665
>Stewie walks in on Brian.

(Stewie)
"So Bri, how are those results coming along?"

(Brian)
"Not so good."

(Stewie)
"What do you mean not so good?"

(Brian)
"It's the same results as the tournament. Only they are about fifty times worse since no one really visits /tnt/ much aside from losers who think they should be the ones running the tournaments."

(Stewie)
"So people like Tempanon."

(Brian)
"I was talking about the other one actually."

(Stewie)
"We're not allowed to talk about him. Kind of like how the fanbase for Scrubs don't talk about the nineth season."

>Insert shitty joke of season nine of scrubs sucking.

(Brian)
"But there's something suspicious about this. I mean how can there be so many people sending in this many votes for Midna against Hornet. It's literally 500 to 1."

(Stewie)
"Hmmm... right. Brian mind if I use your computer?"

(Brian)
"Sure. You want to watch Cocomelon?"

(Stewie)
"Oh yes I do enjoy rotting my brain as I learn the color green. NO YOU IGNORANT BUFFOON! I'm tracking down the ips of every voter in this google poll. If we can find the rigger we can go up to his house, tell him to touch grass, and stop rigging shit up.

(Brian)
"Stewie that's a genius move. Maybe then people will stop drawing pictures of me getting pegged.

(Stewie)
"No. You're still going to get those like how Disney gets the Oscars for Best animated film."

>Insert cutaway of Mickey holding the judges hostage til he gets his award.

>Stewie then searches for everything he needs to.

(Stewie)
"What the duece?"

(Brian)
"What's wrong?"

(Stewie)
"All these IPs. They are coming from.... here. But if they are coming from here then that means... Brian you son of bitch! You have been cheating!!"

>Stewie beats up Brian.

(Brian)
"Please! No! Why would I even cheat in this tournament what do I even gain?"

(Stewie)
"I don't know, but all that ballot stuffing is more obvious than the time Ashley Simpson lip synced over at SNL."

>Insert Obvious Probably done before cutaway.

(Brian)
"I know what it looks like Stewie, but I didn't stuff the ballots. Maybe someone else in the house did. Like Peter or Lois."

(Stewie)
"Really? You're going to blame the two most technologically inept people to rig a virtual tournament."

(Brian)
"Come on Stewie you have to believe me."

(Stewie)
*sigh* "Fine. But I'm only giving you one chance. We'll check every other computer in this house and see if someone else rigged the tournaments. Come on Brian."

>>14672

>>14727
>Peter and the group huddle up Cleveland's computer.

(Peter)
"Alright. We made our fiverr account, let's get on here and see what we are working with."

>Peter types up RPG Maker Game.

(Peter)
"Holy crap! These cheap as hell! Why does no one ever go here to have people make their games?"

(Cleveland)
"Peter you also gotta remember these are starting prices. It can be much more expensive during the end. Especially if we're having them rush the game to be done."

(Joe)
"That is true. If anything we're probably going to be spending maybe five thousand dollars by the end of this."

(Quagmire)
"Hey guys check out this offer. Sexy gamer girl offering to make a game for thirty bucks."

(Peter)
"Sorry Quagmire. As enticing as that sounds, we don't want to end up like Blizzard."

>Insert cutaway about Blizzard. Nah this one ain't shitty. It's about a shitty company that never made a good game.

>The group continues searching among the website.

(Joe)
What about that guy?

(Quagmire)
"Really? He looks like furry. I mean sure they make good art but I ain't ruining the story I made because some guy who is too afraid to admit he wants to fuck a dog wants to add his OC that likes eating shit. I mean it doesn't fit the story or tone of the game we are making."

(Joe)
"You got a strong point there Quagmire. I mean you gotta be a reckless idiot to allow such an OC to exist in a video game."

(Peter)
"So sorry.... to interrupt. But I think I have a come up with a solution. On how to fix our solution."

(Quagmire)
"Really now?"
(Cleaveland)
"Do tell."
(Joe)
"Let's hear it Peter."

(Peter)
"It's so obvious that I'm surprised we never thought about it. We need an Asain in our group."

>The gang stay silent for a bit.

(Peter)
"I mean think about it. If we get an Asain in our group, we can make our game in no time, because let's admit Asai makes better RPGs than America does and not to mention we get diversity points because of it."

(Cleaveland)
"Peter, does diversity and inclusion really matter in a game like this?"

(Peter)
"Of course it does, I mean look at how good The Last of Us Part II."

>Fuck it I'll do this joke as well.
(Jeff)
"And the winner for sweeping all the awards from our competition is... Neil Druckmann."

>Neil Druckman soon arrives on stage with white smudge mark around his mouth and cheeks.

(Jeff)
"Congrats on winning all the awards for sucking all those dicks Neil. Can't wait to see what you do on Part III."

(Neil)
"Don't worry Jeff. Because next time... I'm gonna suck even more."

(Text)
"The Last of Us Part II would continue to be hated on the internet by everyone... Neil would later be considered patient 0 of Monkey Pox."

(Quagmire)
"I mean Peter does have a point bu-."

(Joe)
"Hey guys come check this guy out!"

>The group gathers around Joe.

(Joe)
"Found a guy who lives around Quahog. He seems to have good skills judging by his portfolio and reviews. I've been talking to him for a while and he says he'll be interested in making the game for free."

(Peter)
"Really? Well crap! We gotta choose him them. Accept his offer!"

>The gang cheers as Joe writes him up.

(Joe)
"Hmm... says here he wants to meet us. Over at the Quahog park by the slide."

(Peter)
"Alright then let's go. I'm more ready to make this game right now like how ready Tom Cruise is to do all of his own stunts."

>Insert cutaway that shows Tom Cruise's stunts were all suicide attempts.

>>14344
Thanks, better keep track of the date!

I started reading Umineko the other day, and now I'm gonna try and meme Battler to Elite Eight. Sure he's partially a meme pick but I think if he made it past round 1, he could get strong enough momentum to reach Elite Eight provided no cum is involved again.

>>14948
>anon does a cum tribute on Battler during quarter-finals
>it boosts his chances and he makes it to finals

>Just playtesting how my writefagging looks and also getting the attention of the other Harryfag


“10-2, 10-5. This is 41st, come in. Over.”
Jules answered as he always did, the static of your ham radio coming through much worse than the ones on your station’s coupris. You straighten your back in the off chance that keeping its flimsy antenna high in the air might improve the connection.

>”10-4, 10-16, Jules. Is Jean there? Please tell me he’s there. Or at least Kim.”

“10-4. Jean and Kim are out helping precinct 30 with a case in Revachol East. If it’s an emergency, I could relay a message to them. Over.”

RHETORIC [Trivial: Success] - Of course it’s an emergency. How could it not be? Do anything you can, just get them on the line. They need to hear this.

ESPIRT DE CORPS [Medium: Success] - You can already hear the indifference in Kim’s voice as he waits to see if you actually had anything important to say. Jean rips the receiver from his hands and raises his voice. “Are you really doing this AGAIN?”

>You deflate with a sigh. “10-4. 10-10. It can wait. Over.”

The static fades in your ear and you lower the radio to your side. You turn to the lime-green clipboard sitting beside you on the metal bench, a swell of pride hitting you all over again as you gaze upon the title of your case report. “Rex Ludorum.” The king of games.

DRAMA [Easy: Success] - ‘Tis a thing of power, sire. Any finger daring to flip through a filing cabinet would trip over such a mighty phrase. It cannot be ignored.

You’re not exactly how it was relevant to the case, but it came to you in such vivid detail that it seemed fitting. In fact, you haven’t even started the case yet. You showed up to the right part of Jamrock twenty minutes ago and had an epiphany instead. All you’ve been told about it was that a man had been murdered in an alleyway, but not who or how. You stand up from the bench and scratch your head, the cold metal seemingly lingering on your pant legs. An equally frigid wind blows in from the alleyway and engulfs you.

SHIVERS [Formidable: Success] - He knows you.

>>14957
10-4, Harrybro. Great introduction, can't wait to see where this goes.

The Campaign TF2fags have put up could unironically grant them a win if they continue it.

>>14972
remember tf2 always gets E8 without campaigning, now imagine with just 10% increase in posting

What are his chances

>>14973
I hope we get something on-par with Scout's 2020 campaign. He and Travis had excellent campaigns that year.

Vote for the Grox when the time comes.